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#691 Hormoz Rashidi · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What up and welcome back to another episode here that
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  Speaker 1: we don't smoke the same podcast thank you so much
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  Speaker 1: everybody for patiently waiting uh sorry but i mean hey
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  Speaker 1: shout out to um you know the building we didn't
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  Speaker 1: get any water damage this time so we didn't have
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  Speaker 1: to cancel the show from what it looks like last
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  Speaker 1: time it came real close uh however thank you so
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  Speaker 1: much to everybody who makes the show possible the one
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  Speaker 1: and only chicklets at chicklets underscore los angeles i don't
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  Speaker 1: know what casino he's working at but go to the
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  Speaker 1: casinos and make sure he's still there Yeah, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: so make sure you guys go check up on him
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  Speaker 1: and say what's up to Chiclets. We haven't seen him
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  Speaker 1: in a while. Maybe he can stop by for tomorrow's
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  Speaker 1: Patreon-only episode.
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  Speaker 2: Just hit him up and he'll say hi back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'll try to get him for tomorrow's episode.
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  Speaker 1: But shout out to Chiclets. There is a new drop
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  Speaker 1: of Chiclets on the secret menu as well. He did
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  Speaker 1: give me the drop. So make sure you guys get
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  Speaker 1: all 10 flavors. Nitty, can you move the bottle all
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  Speaker 1: the way? Also, a big shout out to the one
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  Speaker 1: guys follow them. Get some Hadar on your radar. They
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  Speaker 1: also came through with some new shit last time. That
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  Speaker 1: shit was crazy, bro. That toe that they had was
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  Speaker 1: fucking wild. And also a big shout out to injury
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  Speaker 1: attorneys out there at Sepulveda Law on Instagram. Make sure
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  Speaker 1: you guys hit them up. You get a free consultation.
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  Speaker 1: If you know anybody that needs to talk to an
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  Speaker 1: attorney that needs Either you got an accident. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about a real accident, not like a Jack Jr. accident,
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  Speaker 1: you know? No, I'm just saying that because he's Armenian.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see him fly into the U.S.
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  Speaker 3: Open?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm just saying, like, real accidents or, like,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't stage the fucking accident, bro. Like, you really
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  Speaker 1: got hurt. They will help you get some compensations. Trust me.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I see a post, all I think is
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  Speaker 1: one of those compensations will change my life, dog. Will
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  Speaker 1: fix me. To my left is the man who needs
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  Speaker 1: a lot of fixings. What is it? What's going on, XG?
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  Speaker 3: What's up, dawg?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Feeling good.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't even get it right.
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  Speaker 1: Goddamn, my dyslexia. How does the fucking Indian guy say
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  Speaker 1: it and not the Mexican guy? It's my dyslexia, dawg.
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  Speaker 3: It's kicking in hard.
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  Speaker 1: We're not the number one overall. Just the Mexican number one.
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  Speaker 3: You're right. You're right.
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  Speaker 1: Rogan's there.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Also, across from me, my imported section of the podcast
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  Speaker 1: from North North America, Nitty.
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  Speaker 3: What's going on? What's going on? Que onda, fools?
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  Speaker 4: You already know what it is. Number one Mexican podcast
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  Speaker 4: in the world. Thank you guys for tuning in. And
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  Speaker 4: I want to apologize to all the tortas and the
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  Speaker 4: torta pounders that got mad at me yesterday for that
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  Speaker 4: clip that we posted.
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  Speaker 3: It was just a joke.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't that, you know, there's... Yeah, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: You really wouldn't. No, but it's not a fat thing.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: It's like there's fit girls that are disgusting too.
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  Speaker 1: You're right.
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  Speaker 3: There's fat girls.
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  Speaker 4: There's tortas out there that you're like, damn, they're using
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  Speaker 4: the good cheese on this one.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: There you go. I'm glad I wasn't in that clip.
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  Speaker 1: like because it would have been so contradicting they would
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  Speaker 1: have destroyed me like they do when duno talks about
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  Speaker 1: fat girls like they're just like fat bitch the one
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  Speaker 1: is talking like like i fucking go through those comments
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  Speaker 1: i'm just like yo shout out to mystic for leaving
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  Speaker 1: me out of it uh also uh what is it
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  Speaker 1: running the boards thank you so much ray morning shot
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  Speaker 1: films Ed, back from that part of water called Hormoz
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  Speaker 1: is the one and only real Hormoz.
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  Speaker 3: What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Let's give it up for Hormoz.
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  Speaker 3: The part of water. It's actually the land that's in
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  Speaker 3: the water. Is it?
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  Speaker 1: I've always thought it was water, dog.
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  Speaker 3: The water's the straight. The straight is the land. Like
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  Speaker 3: the Bering Strait that used to connect Russia and Canada.
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  Speaker 1: Or Alaska. And that's the shit we're fighting for? over
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  Speaker 1: no they're stopping they're stopping they're stopping fools from getting
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  Speaker 1: goods over right yeah yeah no well okay so they
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  Speaker 1: are and they're not but basically it's like let's say
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  Speaker 1: you have a freight.
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  Speaker 5: And it's full of all this this stuff that you're
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  Speaker 5: trying to take to america oil no one's insuring it
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  Speaker 5: because they're scared that these motherfuckers might take it down
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  Speaker 5: and that's the thing and.
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  Speaker 3: You have to pay iran to them for them to
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  Speaker 3: not blow it up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah And as an insurance company, you're like, I'm not
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  Speaker 5: insuring that. You can't guarantee it's going to cruise.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine how much shit is out there now.
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  Speaker 3: It's just sitting there.
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  Speaker 1: It's just sitting there. It's just sitting there because they
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  Speaker 1: won't go through. They're kind of scared.
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  Speaker 4: Only people going through it are the Arabs and the
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  Speaker 4: Asian countries.
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  Speaker 3: That's cool. But Iran's not cool with the Arabs.
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  Speaker 4: But it's like, I mean, there's... It's not every Arab
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  Speaker 4: country not allowed to go through. I don't think nobody's
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  Speaker 4: fucking cool with nobody, dog. Because they're dealing with China.
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  Speaker 4: Whoever China's cool with is allowed to go through because
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  Speaker 4: they're fucking.
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  Speaker 1: We're not even cool with ourselves, dog. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think nobody's cool with nobody, dog. Because at
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  Speaker 1: some point, you're going to get backstabbed too, dog.
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  Speaker 3: Yo, America's trying to fight Canada right now. You guys
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  Speaker 3: are literally fighting everybody.
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  Speaker 1: It's because we can't take it out on the people.
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  Speaker 1: It's because, look, bro, we can't take it out on
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  Speaker 1: the people that can make real threats. If we start
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  Speaker 1: picking a fight with China... then fucking let us know that, like, look,
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  Speaker 1: we'll send the second shot and then we'll fuck everything up. Like,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, you can't be.
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  Speaker 3: So he comes over to Canada and he's like, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want your money anymore.
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  Speaker 1: America's a bully, dog. America's drunk as fuck right now.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And just fighting with its friends. You know, like, it's
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  Speaker 3: like their friends are like, hey, you know, fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Calm down, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Calm down, bro.
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  Speaker 1: You don't tell me when to calm down. You're getting
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  Speaker 1: your ass kicked right now.
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  Speaker 3: And then we just start fighting with our friends and
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  Speaker 3: punching our friends. America needs an intervention. Like, I feel
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  Speaker 3: like if... For real.
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  Speaker 1: We're like that....
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  Speaker 5: That football player in high school, like if America, like
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  Speaker 5: if countries were like someone in high school, I think
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  Speaker 5: we'd be like the high school football team just bullying everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Being mean for no reason. You're like, you're just mean.
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  Speaker 1: You're just, you have insecure problems. You're slaughtering everybody like
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  Speaker 1: 48 to zero every game. And you're just like, and
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  Speaker 1: on top of that, you fucking, you, you fuck, fuck
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  Speaker 1: up the grass. You fucking fuck up their equipment. Like
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  Speaker 1: that is true, bro. Cause anywhere you just go, you
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  Speaker 1: just like, oh, we couldn't get anything.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck it up. America's like showing up and playing football,
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  Speaker 3: but all the rest of the countries are showing up
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  Speaker 3: to play soccer. You know what I mean? We're just
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  Speaker 3: tackling them and shit. Stop touching the ball with your hands.
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  Speaker 3: Or else.
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  Speaker 1: That's how it is. Everybody loves soccer except for America.
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  Speaker 1: We have to make up our own sport, dog. They
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  Speaker 1: literally called it the change it up.
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  Speaker 3: That's what America did when they were born.
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  Speaker 4: It's like they walked into jail and punched the biggest
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  Speaker 4: guy they saw.
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  Speaker 3: Which was what, the UK at the time? walked in
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  Speaker 3: punched him in the neck and they're like yo i
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  Speaker 3: run you know have you.
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  Speaker 1: Seen this whole conspiracy fucking well i i was like
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  Speaker 1: this it it was pretty much a uh argument overall
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: like why you should not like mlk and kind of
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: appreciate malcolm x way more and i was just like
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  Speaker 1: well i mean he's kind of you can you can
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  Speaker 1: see he's gonna get his ass kicked by freddie so
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: yeah so so it's kind of valid now but yeah
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  Speaker 1: apparently uh you know There's a conspiracy saying that Martin
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  Speaker 1: Luther King was a.
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  Speaker 3: Tool of the little hats. I mean, there's a lot
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  Speaker 3: of little hat tools, man.
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  Speaker 1: But there's a reason.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: There was like, this fool was a fucking hell of
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  Speaker 1: a drunk. This fool was always cheating. This fool actually
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  Speaker 1: was taking money from the church. And I'm just like, damn,
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: how true is all this shit?
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  Speaker 3: But I'm like, it doesn't... I only believe the pussy stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I only believe all the pussy he was getting.
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  Speaker 6: I think.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, shit was on record. Shit was on record. But
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  Speaker 3: the FBI, it's like they released after Cointelpro in the
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  Speaker 3: 70s all these documents showing that the FBI was threatening
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  Speaker 3: Martin Luther King to stop. So the fact– I don't
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  Speaker 3: think that the government really wanted it, but they liked
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  Speaker 3: him more than Malcolm X who was like, let's fucking
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  Speaker 3: kill these.
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  Speaker 1: I think like– I don't know. I feel like the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing they said that– After all these years. In
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  Speaker 1: the conspiracy they said that all those things were written
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  Speaker 1: for him. That wasn't– that whole I have a dream
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  Speaker 1: shit was all written by Little Hats. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? Like this was all like– Like, kind of, like,
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  Speaker 1: using this fool to kind of, like, create that, like,
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  Speaker 1: that unity. And then, like, you know what I mean? Like,
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  Speaker 1: to kind of get this fool to, like, hey, fool,
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  Speaker 1: they got to pay taxes, too, dog. You can't.
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  Speaker 3: For real, dog.
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  Speaker 1: And I was tripping out, and I was like, can
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  Speaker 1: this be true?
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  Speaker 3: Well, does that upset you?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I went to a school called MLK Elementary.
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  Speaker 1: So I had, like, I had, like, nothing but this
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  Speaker 1: history fucking, like. shown at you like, oh, did we
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  Speaker 1: celebrate MLK hard, right?
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  Speaker 3: That's why you have that attitude about black people now.
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  Speaker 3: What happened to that?
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: What happened to your attitude about black people now? What
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  Speaker 1: do you mean, y'all? I fucking graduated, fool.
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  Speaker 3: Did I fuck Lizzo?
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: I did fuck Lizzo.
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  Speaker 3: I went to MLK. Rosa Parks' husband had a car.
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  Speaker 3: You hear about that? Conspiracy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That shit's wild, right? How do you think... What
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: do you think that conversation was like, though, when he
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  Speaker 1: sees the news, he reads the newspaper the next day,
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  Speaker 1: he's just like, Rosa?
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  Speaker 5: Just because the husband has a car doesn't mean she
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  Speaker 5: gets to use it.
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  Speaker 1: What does that have to do with her? After the
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  Speaker 1: commotion that happened, what do you.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe he dropped her to the bus stop.
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  Speaker 3: She wasn't even supposed to... There was another chick who
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  Speaker 3: was first doing that shit. And then she just wanted
• 9:00
  Speaker 3: the attention, and she was bigger in that organization, so
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: they made her be the one. Yeah. What was the original?
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  Speaker 3: There's a story behind it.
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  Speaker 1: It was some other chick. It was someone else that... Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and in the conspiracy.
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: She got all the credit, but it was like this
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  Speaker 3: other chick was doing it already and, like, was protesting
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  Speaker 3: this on her own, and then she was, like, high
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  Speaker 3: up in that organization.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: Well, you got to think about this one. This might
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  Speaker 1: be a little crazy.
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  Speaker 5: And, like, kind of fucked up, but you don't think
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  Speaker 5: another black person that died before.
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: This is tinfoil sombreros right now.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: This is if Sam smoked. Yeah, like if Sam fucking smoked, bro.
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  Speaker 5: But you know how George Floyd died and he was
• 9:34
  Speaker 5: like the black person that, like he was the first
• 9:37
  Speaker 5: one that died. You don't think other black people were like, hey,
• 9:39
  Speaker 5: my son died. Why wasn't he the one that died?
• 9:42
  Speaker 5: All the love and the glory.
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  Speaker 3: It's cameras.
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  Speaker 1: It's catching it and putting it on.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody just suddenly saw a guy die in front of
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  Speaker 3: their faces. So we were like, oh shit.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: No, but Trayvon Martin. We didn't see a video of Trayvon.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: You're right.
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  Speaker 3: We actually saw the life go out of a human being.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: Imagine, dog, how much worse it would have been if
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  Speaker 1: there would have been cameras back then and they got
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: that Emmett Till fucking murder.
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: On fucking video. Oh, dog, fucking black people are burning
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  Speaker 1: half of America down. Like, bro, this... Which one's that one? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's that fool. He, like, said something to a white lady.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: He said something to a white lady?
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  Speaker 3: She got hit on by this young kid.
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  Speaker 1: And, like, fool.
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  Speaker 3: Later on, she said, told the truth and was like, no,
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  Speaker 3: I made that up.
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  Speaker 1: Fool, but, like, the way they went at it, fool, like,
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  Speaker 1: they fucking kidnapped this fool at night and I'm talking.
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  Speaker 3: About, like.
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  Speaker 1: Dragged his body behind a car. Like, smash-burgered this fool, dog. Oh,
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: we're talking about back, back.
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  Speaker 3: In the day. Yeah, like, oh, I thought this was
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: a recent crime. That happened recently again. They dragged some
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  Speaker 3: guy behind a car, like, what, five or six years ago?
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and, like, dude, they hang.
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: Black people still. Yeah. Like in the South.
• 10:39
  Speaker 4: There's like trees where black people get hung from. The
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: only time that's cool is when they're playing basketball is
• 10:43
  Speaker 4: hang time.
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  Speaker 1: This is why you get fucking hateful DMs, dog. Yesterday
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: you go after the fats. I was like, today you
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: go after the blacks, dog.
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: Come on, dog. Hang time, man. He's just excited he
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: got Kawhi back on the Raptors, dude. That's cool.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's back with Toronto. That shit's crazy. The
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: Clippers got fucked. Speaking of Triple D, the Clippers got
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  Speaker 3: fucked so bad on this fucking... They got charged for
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: everything that Kawhi did. They got charged for everything. Kawhi
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: just paid like a small... 700,000. 700,000, not even a million.
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: He made like 20-something million on these endorsements that he
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: didn't do shit for. Beautiful. And had to give less
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: than a million back.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: Beautiful.
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: And the Clippers lost five draft picks. I think they're
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: done for... And it's.
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  Speaker 1: Like four of the worst.
• 11:25
  Speaker 5: I really don't know. I'm not into basketball, but what's
• 11:27
  Speaker 5: funny is... Damn, that means the Clippers are going to
• 11:29
  Speaker 5: go to Vegas.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, that would be sick. Dog, because, you know, Vegas
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: is taking all fucking L.A.
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: Lemons, bro.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: They should. They took the Raiders. And they turned them around.
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, Raiders were not a lemon, though.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: Las Vegas Clippers has a fucking ring to it, dog.
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: Where there's no water for a boat.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: What is the Clippers?
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: Is it a boat? It's a boat, yeah.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: It's a sailboat.
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: Because they were like the San Diego Clippers. I think
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: they may have started in L.A., though, and then went
• 11:53
  Speaker 3: to San Diego.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Who gives a fuck?
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: But they lost all their future draft picks. And for
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: a trade where they traded fucking the greatest player we have, SGA,
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: who just won a championship two years ago, and a
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: bunch of draft picks that turned into all their other guys. Man,
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: Triple E's got to be fucking miserable right now.
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  Speaker 1: Is that for the January Gambler?
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  Speaker 3: No, he just loves the Clippers. He's a Clipper. He's
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: one of the only Clipper fans I know.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: He's a huge Clipper fan.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But it's funny, the reason I said it is because
• 12:18
  Speaker 5: they were texting about it mid-podcast. That's how upset they were.
• 12:22
  Speaker 5: It happened mid-podcast, and I see him and Johnny talking,
• 12:25
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, I don't know nothing about basketball, but
• 12:27
  Speaker 5: they were very upset about it. They should just make
• 12:29
  Speaker 5: Ballmer sell his team. They should just make Ballmer sell
• 12:33
  Speaker 5: his team. Be like, you can either do this punishment
• 12:36
  Speaker 5: for the Clippers where they're dog shit for the next five,
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  Speaker 5: ten years.
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: Or sell it to somebody else.
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  Speaker 1: And we won't.
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: And we won't punish them. Because you're the one who
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: fucked up. You take it as a man.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Not what the NBA wants, that money.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: They're going to be like, give us that money.
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: They're not going to just... get away with not paying it.
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: It's not really money. Because everybody, the NBA is making
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: money off of everything they put on TV, right? It's
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: really just like trying to teach the owner of the
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: Clippers and the other owners, like, don't try this kind
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: of shit or else this will happen to you. So
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: what's worse than having to sell your team? It's like,
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: that's the best punishment they could do. And then the
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: fans don't get fucked. Sam's not going.
• 13:12
  Speaker 5: To be sad. Because fans get pissed. I mean, I
• 13:15
  Speaker 5: don't know if you guys heard, but the Angels just
• 13:17
  Speaker 5: got sold.
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? Yeah.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: California Angels now. Yeah, the California Angels. Back to California.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: I think that's what they're going to aim for. But
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: the fans, that's what it should have been. The LA
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: Rams owner bought it.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: But the fans were so pissed.
• 13:28
  Speaker 5: The fans were so pissed because the manager didn't seem
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: to give a fuck about the team and he.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't buy players.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: He was holding out.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Everybody knew he was holding the team out until he
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: was going to get the money for it, dog. Because
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: he knew he had that title of being the first
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: MLB Mexican fucking owner or whatever it was. You know
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: the guy who owned the Angels before? No, I didn't
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: even know that was a thing. Yeah, he's like the
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: first Mexican owner of a major league. Yeah, and he
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: was literally choking the team out until somebody came at
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: him with some bread. And you know what these fools
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: fucking do, dog. They go meet at these fucking lounges,
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: like the cigar lounges we went to, and they fucking wait.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: And they're like, so you're going to fucking finally buy
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: this team off of me? And I'm sure that guy
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: was like, all right, motherfucker. I got this shit. Let's
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: get it. But it was.
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: To the point where the fans were going to a
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: certain section of the stadium.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Taking their shirts off and then swinging them around.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: Like Petey Pablo? Yeah. like pd pablo.
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: Take your shirt off but it was weird because you
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: just see a bunch of fat dudes a lot of
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: angel fans in one section of the thing that's why.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: That's the protest is shake you take your shirt off
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: and sit yes.
• 14:28
  Speaker 6: Sounds like not a good time i thought it was
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: weird too so i guess you would go to an
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: angel game and if you're an angel fan and you
• 14:37
  Speaker 6: were mad at the fucking at the establishment you would
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: go to a certain section of the stadium.
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: With your angel fan because you're still an angel fan
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: but you'd go up there take your shirt off and
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: with a bunch.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Of other fucking 40 50 60 dudes would just start
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: doing that dj possibly.
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: Been there i know i know he's a huge angel
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: fan but but you gotta think about it that's like
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: a huge statement where you eventually gotta do something about
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: the team when you got people taking their shirt off
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: and you got them conjugating in one spot literally protesting
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: the team honestly i.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: Think that's like a it just shows how genius these
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: billionaires are at, like, controlling protests. They're like, you want
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: to protest? Go climb to the top part of the
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: stadium where nobody's at. Take your shirt off and twist
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: it over your head. They convinced these protesters to come
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: pay for tickets at games, go up the furthest distance,
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: and in the distance, act like they're excited for an
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: Angels game.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: You know what's fucked up, bro? That's how fucking.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Dumb fans are. And the billionaires are geniuses.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: All these things used to be fucking fun until fucking
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: the billionaires got into it and monopolized it. Because when
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: you think about, like, On the historic reference, when they
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: used to have the Coliseum and shit like that back
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: in the day, they didn't have a fucking season. They
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: got together like, it's going down today. Be there or
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: fucking like... They're not fucking running or fucking selling tickets
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: like this. It used to be for the fucking sport.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: I think you're wrong.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: There was a class separation. Once TV rights came in,
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: they all became billionaires.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: No, but I think... Wait a minute.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: It was just keeping people like.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: entertain. Live entertainment.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: You don't think they were selling some form of ticket
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: at the Coliseum?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think peasants were allowed to go. That's
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: what I said. There's a class separation. It's literally for them.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: What if it got packed? What if there was too
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: many people?
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Get there early, bro. But anybody can go because it's
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: for them or else they're going to revolt. And it's
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: live entertainment, just like comedy. We make money off a
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: live thing. Of course they made money off of a live...
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: you know, game. But once you get on TV, the
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: money becomes astronomically more.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: And they used to sell food and shit like that too.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I've looked into this, bro. It was free. That's pretty badass.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: I take that back. It's literally called bread. That's the
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: original bread and circus. If you keep these people fed
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: and entertained.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Like the Roman times?
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Let them watch you kill each other.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: I completely agree. They got nosebleeds. With their shirts off. Yeah, exactly.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: With their toes. Yeah.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: Then here's my question. Then how often were these These
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: events happening at the Coliseum.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: That's what I said. It wasn't a season, bro. It's
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: not like how it was today where they monopolized the
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: fuck out of it. This was like- Every third day, maybe?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: The town meeting fucking knew.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: They're like, hey, bro.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Let's just say 7-10, bro. It's going down at the Coliseum.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: What time doors open? I don't know. Fucking 12. It
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: literally probably went down like that at a town meeting, bro,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: because fools used to know each other like that. All
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: that shit used to be like, yeah, I imagine it
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: used to be the best of the best specimens going
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: at it for athletes. like you know athletic shit but
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: i don't know i think it was more of a
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: community thing nitty has a point it was like you
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: keep these people fucking fed and you keep these people
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: happy they're not gonna revolt they're not gonna i think
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: that's i think i think shit like that is a
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: big reason why the roman empire got to be so
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: big from what it was in the.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Beginning for sure for sure and also it was like
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: just just the right of being a roman you got
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: these little benefits and shit and then just dividing people
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: up into people who get these benefits and people who don't,
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: so you don't join up with those people to fight
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: against the power structure.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: It's all the same shit they do now between black people, Asians, Mexicans.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: It sounds a lot like capitalism.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: It's the same thing that happens in Afghanistan when somebody
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: gets stoned. No, but it's not like you get caught
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: cheating or whatever, they're going to stone you. It doesn't
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: happen right then. They put you in jail and they're like,
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: on Sunday you're going to get stoned. We got to
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: let the city know. Everybody's going to come out, and
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: then it becomes a group event. We've got to get
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: a city clean up. Yeah, but everybody gets it. There's
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: literally a shawarma guy selling shawarmas.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: There's a balloon guy. People have the time of their lives.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: They're like, it's what keeps the community going. We did
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: this together.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: It's like the movie The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: You guys remember the Hunchback of Notre Dame? That's actually
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: a fucked up story. It's fucked up. Yeah, it's fucked up.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. I don't know it. You got
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: to watch it. It's different when you watch it as
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: a child. That fool pretty much... The girl was being sold.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: The girlfriend in love with that fool, right? And it
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: was a class division. And that fool like... He was
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: going to be forced to. He wasn't really in love
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: with that fool. That fool saved her. Some chicks are
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: into weird shit, dude. Chicks that fuck midgets? It's the
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: same kind of chicks that fuck midgets. For sure fucked
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: a hundred.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Jack saved Rose from suiciding. And what happened? She fucked him.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: He wasn't fucked a hunchback from door to day. That's
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: a whole different story, right?
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Same shit. The man rescued the woman and the woman
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: falls in love with that guy.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: No, but she ends up with the other guy at
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: the end of the movie. The rich guy.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: No, that bitch ends up throwing the fucking necklace away.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: In Titanic.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: That could have fucking.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: That could have saved so many families. Yeah, for real.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: You could have fucking.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but when you watch The Hunchback of Notre Dame, it's...
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: It's fucking way different. It's actually a fucked up story.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: It's possible, right? Yeah.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Really watching it, you're like, damn, they're forcing this bitch
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: to do what? And then she like... disparity dog you're
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: just like fuck also i want to remind you guys
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: in the chat room i did pin the message on
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: the super chat giveaway today so make sure you guys
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: get your uh get your super chats in if you're
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: trying to win uh today's super chat giveaway is uh
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: one bag of hadar uh one one dr green thumb
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: bong slash or pipe and one we don't smoke the
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: same hat so that one lucky person will get all
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: three of those oh and some nitty papers because i
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: still have some So, you're going to get that, a
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: pack of papers, and all that stuff, all at once. So,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: get your Super Chats in. And, I don't know. Should
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: we read some of the Super Chats right now? Let's
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: try these first. Let's try these.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: That whatnot from Friday was pretty sick.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: It can't be too bad because it's one of the
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: bad again. That's the only reason I'm going to try this.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: You guys got to try these.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: You're trying it again, too, though.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Okay. I was in Chicago, and I hit this candy
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: store up, and.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Robbed him?
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: I asked the guy, I was like, I want sour candy.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: He led me to a sour spot, and then behind it,
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: there was a wall that said, like, danger. And there
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: was all these sour candies. And you know this is
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: super sour because it says you're not allowed to eat
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: it if you're under 12 years old.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Was this made by an Indian guy? Mr. Sims, maybe.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Was he? I just want to know if this was
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: made with somebody's feet or hands. The lady told me it's, like, dangerous.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Makes a dot grow. It doesn't look that dangerous.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: It's like you're going to burn your... It looks like
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: a candy. It'll get rid of your taste buds.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: You're doing one too, right?
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: I already ate one.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: No, you got to do one. You got to do
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: one on the... I can't.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: My tongue is still healing.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I swear to God.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: My tongue is still healing?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. Go, go eat it.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: If you can't do another one.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I will.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: I will.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I will.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Eat it.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: That's bomb. That's good, right? That's really good. I love it.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: You're still sucking on it, right? Okay, wait.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: There's three layers.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: It gets sweet, and then inside, it goes again. Put
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: it back in your mouth again. I want to get.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: You've heard that before?
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Mine's not sour at all.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: You're not sour at all? You've sucked the sour off already.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: You didn't feel your teeth buds burn off?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: It's fine.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: It's good. I like sour.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Give me that sour wind on my throat.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: All right, people, what you do with this candy, you
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: fucking bite it. Fuck the layers. Get straight to the
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: sugar part.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: You didn't suck my sour off?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: I'm sucking the sour off you.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Look at this guy's face. He likes it though. He
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: loves it.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: You got to bite it and mix it.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, I... Only the outside is really sour.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: And then it gets good.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: And then the inside wants.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: To crack into it.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Can I do another one? Yeah, go for it.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: You're wild. You're just good. It's not that bad.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: It's not bad.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Why are you crying? He's got tears in his eyes.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: It's not bad.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: You know what was worse? You know what was worse?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Ray was dying that one time we had that one
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: chip challenge.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: That chip?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Bro, that was bad. Never doing that again. Spice is
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: another thing, though. Spice is actually burning. That shit was horrible.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I think Ray was under the sink of the water.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: I couldn't shit it out, bro.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Isn't that weird? The water didn't help?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, so now I'm going to tell you what happened.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: So, you know, at first, initially, it's really sour, and, like,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: your saliva keeps going at it. I fucking, like, you
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: know when, like, you swallow saliva, but, like, you kind
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: of breathe? So some of the saliva fucking went down.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Went in your nose?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, and I'm just, like, and I'm feeling, like,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: the fucking burn, and I'm just, like. It's still feeling
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: back there. I drink water, and I was, like, it's
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: not going to go in the same thing. You just
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: have to thug it out. I started coughing, bro. The
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: candy that feels like you sucked a dick?
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Literally, there was two that got more sour than that,
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: but I didn't want to try it.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: One was called Black Death. And I was like, how
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: does that taste?
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: It reminds you?
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: She went like this, yeah. Not good. And I was like, okay,
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: I don't want to. This is good. Did you get
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: in the center of it yet? Did you like that?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it has like a bunch of fizz. I didn't
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: like the fizz.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Some gas come out of it or something. Yeah, it
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: took a little more fizz or whatever in there. The
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: outside is fire. I used to do packets of Kool-Aid
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: without the sugar. You know, the ones that you're supposed
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: to add to the sugar? Oh, shit.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Just by itself. Just are nasty. It has no flavor.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: How did your tongue burn?
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: I like the fizz at the end.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: The fizz at the beginning is like, if you just
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: leave it there, it's like, she said it burns your,
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: it literally burns your taste buds off. It's like a,
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: it's like a bleach mixed with water. As soon as
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: you put it, as soon as your saliva touches it.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's like dry ice.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: You literally hear in your mouth, it goes, it's literally
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: burning that shit off.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I'm more of a Pop Rocks guy. That's almost like
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Pop Rocks. I got another one.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: That shit is intense.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Because I like Warheads, bro.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: These are more intense than Warheads, though. Way more.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: It's just so funny that the label says kids under 12.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: What makes a 13-year-old okay to eat it? A 12-year-old
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: can handle it.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I could have handled it. I don't know, bro. Kids
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: be soft, bro.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: I grew up eating this thing called.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: We're gonna start? What the fuck is that?
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: It's made out of yogurt. You know how, like, really
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: tart yogurt? What they do is they take the water
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: out of really tart yogurt to make it like a cheese,
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: like a kefir cheese. And then that water that's, like,
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: super fucking tart, they boil until it goes from being
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: water to being a solid, like, dark brown, like, almost
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: like a brick of hash. But it's like crazy sour
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: yogurt flavor. Really? Like you know that the flavor of
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: sour yogurt? How much of it do you eat? Just
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: a little bite? Plain, plain. Usually you mix it in
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: with soups and shit like that to just add a
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: sour flavor. But some sickos like me and my brother,
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: we would like the actual taste of it and we
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: would just eat it by itself. And I think that
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: shit is so sour. That shit is like heroin and
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: fentanyl that like somebody gives you an oxy right now.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: And you're like, oh yeah, all right. This is all right.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: I'm fine. I literally couldn't... No, no.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Right now. I just took a drink of this and.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: I was like, whoa. The first layer of your taste
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: buds are gone. I hope you're good. I don't think
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: mine are.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: It's like when you eat pineapple.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: No, they're not. It's like when you eat pineapple.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: They're fine? Yeah. It's a flat surface. Really?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: It's just you can taste it.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: You'll know. You'll know when you sip or drink with smoke.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: You know what fucking... My taste buds are there. You
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: know what'll make your fucking taste buds burn? I bought
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: that powder that powder that like it's just straight but
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: they put on the sour belt yeah the citric acid
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: bro and just started going to town Kool-Aid without the sugar.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: It's just citric acid.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I literally have gotten that powder, chopped some fucking green
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: mango and some pepino. It's so fucking sour that the
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: top of your fucking mouth starts to burn, bro. It
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: starts to peel the next day.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: While I'm on the number one Mexican podcast in the world,
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: I need some Mexican help. Where do I find good chamoy? Oh, buddy,
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: welcome to my world.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, I got you.
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah loves chamoy yeah it's like it's like i'm gonna
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: send you my guy's page he actually makes it and
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: he goes by the ingredients and tj he has.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Like a pineapple chamoy too yeah different flavors of yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Like because the chamoy you get at the grocery store
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: is dog shit it's like watery it does it's like
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: i'm like i.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Need to do what chamoy like like do you do
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: you mix it because i know you're.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: From like You're from somewhere else.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: He's Persian. Have you done any infusions?
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Have you done any infusions? Because, I mean, we do
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: the fruit.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Whenever I've had good chamoy, it's been at a Mexican
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: place where the guys chopped up fruit and they put
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: chamoy and tahini on it. And that's the way I've
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: had it. But I've never been able to reproduce it
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: myself because when you go buy chamoy at Ralph's, it's
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: that bullshit.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Ever had it like on a margarita or like, you know,
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: on a cocktail?
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure. All right.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: I just don't drink like that. There's an ice cream
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: spot in Hollywood that does the chamoy. They do the
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: fruit chamoy spot.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's one in like Silver Lake too. There's places
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: you can like, but I just want to buy a
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: large supply in my own house.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Have you guys had chamoy ice cream?
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: No.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I just sent you that. It's in your DM. They
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: put it on the ice cream? No. He delivers too.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: So it's sour ice cream?
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: A little sour sour ice cream. I love that shit.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: My favorite is like chamoy covered apples. That shit is
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: so fire. Dude, just my favorite. Way better than caramel.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: My favorite is watermelon. The watermelon covered in chamoy and
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: the thing and all that. See how much you have
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: in common with Lizzo and you just don't want to
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: make it work?
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Opposites attract. I don't want to fuck someone like me.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Why did you say jicama?
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: How do you say jicama? I don't know how you
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: say that. Jicama? Okay, yeah. Have you had that with
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: tajin and chamoy? What the hell is a chamoy?
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: It's like the white sticks.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: It's the white fruit. It's the white fruit. You've had it.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: If you buy the Mexican fruit, it's that little white
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: fruit that they.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Have on the beach.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: They're like white sticks that are like super crunchy. It
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: doesn't even have like a lot of water. It's like
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: a weird flavor, bro. I love it.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Maybe I thought it was pear.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: It's very subtle. You thought it was pear? Or something, maybe.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you thought it was pear. Like you were like, oh,
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: this is an unsweet pear. Yeah. Because pears be like
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: that sometimes. Yeah, that's true. That's true. You're like, oh,
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: this is some dog shit.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know how to tell if it's going to
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: be a good pear or not, but I'll eat it still.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: What's one fruit you guys won't eat?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Duran or durian?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Durian. I've never tried it, but if it smells bad,
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: I probably won't eat it. Yeah, exactly.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I don't like papaya either.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Papaya smells like shit.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Papaya smells like shit. You know what else smells like shit?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: That stuff you put out for sunburn? aloe yeah that
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: shit fucking smells nasty you like the aloe drinks no
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: like like the actual plant.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Bro you think it smells bad yeah bro i like
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: it they use it as a fragrance yeah people like.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: That smell that actually maybe it's the wrong fucking thing
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: no wait savula is the same thing right right yeah
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: savula is the same thing as the plant dude i
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: remember it like always smelling it because my grandma used
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: to use that shit a lot.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: That shit's So are you the guy that cilantro tastes
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: like soap?
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I love cilantro. Okay.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Because some people for cilantro taste like soap. That's not
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Mexicans though, right? I don't know any Mexicans who are like, ew,
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: cilantro tastes like soap. That's like all the white people,
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: I think. Cilantro is like in so much Mexican food.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: I love cilantro. That's going to be weeded out. The
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: nerd who's like, I don't like cilantro. He's not going
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: to get as much pussy as the people who eat cilantro.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: You guys remember watching cartoons and then you guys see
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: someone eat something spicy and then their ears get hot
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: and burn.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: That doesn't happen to you guys, right?
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: That's a cartoon, doggy.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I had a white girlfriend.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: I bring that up because I had a white girlfriend
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: and I've asked white people and they say their ears ring.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Shut up. Really?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I swear to God, bro.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: That's why it's a cartoon. Oh, wow. Are they spicy?
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: I thought it was just silliness of a cartoon.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: So there's white girls. I've dated plenty of white girls.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: And one of them would always say that. I would
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: be like, eat something spicy. And she's like, no, it
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: makes my ears hurt. And I thought she was joking.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I was like, what do you mean? She's like, they
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: feel hot. I was like, like the cartoon in Bugs Bunny?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, kind of like that. And I was like,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? And then I asked another person. I
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: asked him what it said.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I was like, hey, does it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: A couple of them told me that.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: That's why they get so red. It gets hot, yeah.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: They get red and the steam comes out of their ears.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I did it. And that's why I can
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: tell you guys don't get that, but I'm like, yo,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: that's a real thing. That's crazy. That's insane, bro. I mean,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: look at Lawrence.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: It's the same thing.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: You ever seen people play soccer in the heat or
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: when it's kind of like a... in the morning when
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: it's kind of dewy outside and they start steaming from
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: their head.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that happens to me. When it gets cold and shit,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: because my gym, it's open and shit. Yeah, but you
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: guys are running. So I'm running, and if I don't
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: wear a beanie, bro, because I raised the body temperature, bro,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I literally see, it literally looks like I got fucking
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: steam coming out of my head. And it just reminds
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: me of that Home Alone scene where he gets burned
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: and he sticks his head in the toilet. Technically your
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: whole body's steaming. Yeah, but that's the only spot that's uncovered,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: so it just looks like somebody just.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Some of the dopest scenes in football are like freezing
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: weather and these guys' fucking heads just fucking steaming. It's
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: a bald thing, though, right? It doesn't happen as much
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: with people with.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: No, it is a bald thing.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: I think hair would hold on to it.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Hair holds on to it and it produces a little
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: bit of steam, but it goes away faster because your
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: hair kind of just distributes your sweat.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: I remember I was on the subway in Toronto once
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: in the summertime. Hot as fuck.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: There was no AC in the subway and it was
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: packed as hell. And I was standing right behind this
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: bald guy. And when he got on, his head was dry.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: I was staring at his head so much, I watched
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: the first bit of water pop out of his head, bro.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: I saw it start developing.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: And I was like, holy.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Shit, it just started tripping out. Like, I just watched
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: a time lapse in real time. How much water we
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: got in our brains, dog?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Y'all, I want to read this super chat real quick.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: It says, real haters... 432 says, y'all think you could
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: fuck up Quasimodo in a fight?
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. I don't know. He's strong. Is he?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about the story. Is being hunchback
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: kind of like being retarded? Think about this. Okay, he's
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: a cartoon.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: I don't think I could beat up on everybody who's retarded.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: The hunchback in Notre Dame is a cartoon, but you
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: got to think about him like the guy in the
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: movie 300.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: There's a hunchback in that movie?
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy who betrayed the Sparta.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Can you beat him up? Because that to me is
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: more of who I'm picturing.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: You pushing him down the fucking.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Cliff, dog? No, if I see that guy, I'm running
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: the other direction.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm scared of that shit, dog. I think it
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: might attack me. Okay, so if we're talking... Look, I
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: literally had this conversation on Sundays with my coaches. This fool,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: he's no filter, right? We'd be having some conversations, and
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey, man, we're talking about some of
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: the special ed fools that come. They come there. They
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: have this program with one of these... It's like an
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: adult place where special ed fools are at, right? And
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: they come, and they work out once a week or
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: once every other week.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Ezo's laughing in the window.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: No, and I'm talking to him, and I was like, hey,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: so when you make them all bench press, he was like, bro,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: you have to tell them to calm down. He was like,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: so that retarded strength is real? And he's just like, yeah, bro.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: He's like, there is such a thing. He's like, because...
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: The average human will mentally prepare themselves to fucking do it.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: But these fools just kind of fucking do that shit.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: No, don't worry.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: So it's like, it seems like they're stronger, but.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Just kind of like, they don't, they're not limiting themselves.
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: They don't have that nerve, that nerve that limits their
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: body to do it, bro. So it's kind of, it's
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: not that they're technically stronger. They have no filter on
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: their current strength. So that's why it appears to be
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: fucking stronger. And I was like, when you broke it down,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, bro. So like, Damn, that's retarded.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: That's why I say, Ezone's not stronger than me.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: He's just retarded. You think you're stronger than me? No, dude,
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: you're just retarded, bro. How did you know, bro? That
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: is crazy, though. That's real?
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I thought that shit was real. Yeah, but if Quasimodo
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: is technically a handicap or retarded, he's got to have
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: some of that target strength, bro. And if I'm fighting
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: the human version of the Disney version, yeah, I'm fucking
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: that fool up. You know what I mean? Like, I
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: could definitely get... But the one for 300?
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I got to fucking... I feel like flying knees would
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: really fuck up Kwasi.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: You just got to do circles around him. Look at
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: his forearms. You just got to do circles around him.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: He's pretty... Those are pretty big fucking forearms, dog. He
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: looks like Tommy, dog.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: He looks like he's already been beat up. You could tell, though,
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: if he didn't, like, end up being retarded, this guy
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: was going to be, like, a pretty sick prince or
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: whatever he was. You know what I mean? Like.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: He's supposed to be a prick? That one looks like Tommy, fool.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Tap in the one from 300. That's the one that
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: looks like Tommy, dog. Yeah, I'm not fighting either.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Remember when.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that thing, I can't... Like, I have to literally go...
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: You got to give me a knife. Dog, remember when
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: they give... Remember when they give that for pussy? Yeah,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: remember when they gave that full pussy? If that thing came... Yeah,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: they gave that full pussy.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the person had to switch sides.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: They told him, like, this is all yours if you
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: switch sides, and then that's why he sits there.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: But the Spartans were like, no, you can't fight, blah, blah, blah.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Spartans were not his homies.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Do you think if you stabbed that back, it would, like,
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: there would be pus in it?
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: It's another one of him.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: What do you think is in there, though, in a hunchback?
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: You think it's like a fetus?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: It's a shell. He's a ninja turtle.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: A little smaller one controlling him. Now, seriously, what's in
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: a hunchback, bro? I think it's the vertebrae curving.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: It's the muscle. I think it's all nerves. It's a brisket.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Imagine Bartle's hunchback.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: A hunchback medically called.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Kiposis is an abnormal forward rounding of the upper back.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: But they're just showing us regular, like, 2026 hunchbacks.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Show me, like, a vintage fucking back.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: I want a 1689 European hunchback.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: No, type in Indian hunchback. You know, those fools got some. Right, right.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Super deformed ass fools. Who has an elephant trunk coming
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: out and shit?
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: That's cool. Dude, there's this Muslim dude I remember seeing on, like,
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: PBS who went to, like, Mecca, and he said that
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: God told him to never put his hand down.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, you could Google this shit. So he just
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: kept his hand like this for the rest of his life,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: and it deformed into, like, a tiny little weird hand
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: that is just there, and then he just did everything
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: with the other hand.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Because he said God told him to leave his hand
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: up there. Yeah. Just....
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Orville said that there was.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: This guy who kept his hand up.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Muslim guy.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, keeps his hand up forever. Hand up forever for God.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: But we'll go back to Nitty's grandparents. You don't want
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: to skip over Nitty's grandparents. That's good. It's more impressive
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: that they can cook with their feet with those humps.
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: Well, that's how they get down there.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, that guy. That's the guy.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Damn. I've seen him. I didn't know that that was his.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: He just thought he was really for black people. Yeah,
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: the first few years, people were just walking by going, hey.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: It was fist bumping, dog. Look at him. What the fuck?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Is he dead yet? He's still doing it?
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: He started the fucking cult in Washington.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Dude, after, like, at some point, you don't think that, like,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: you'd want God to tell you, like, you could put
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: it down again? I don't know. Like, because that's what
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: that guy's made. Because, yeah, bro, but, like, at some point,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I'd be like... Like, when nobody's looking, I would just
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: put it down. Like, I would be like, what's going
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: to happen? But Allah is watching you all wake up.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: If I'm going to die, then I'm like, I'm not going.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: To do it again. After the second week of doing that,
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, okay, I lied. He never said nothing.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I made it up. But here's the thing.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: He didn't lie. I know. He just had a mental
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: illness that he thought he probably ate some mushroom on accident.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming he had a sign for him to start
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: doing this, right?
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he said God told him.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: He told him in his ear. Oh, in his ear?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: That's how God tells you stuff.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I thought there was like a sign. And then I
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: thought he was also looking for a sign. I was
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: just wondering what the sign was.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: He's been waiting to be called his whole life.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: He's just like.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Raise your hand if.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: You're Arab.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: So back to your parents.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Don't. That's my great-grandma.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Is she throwing gang signs up?
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they're... Remember that video I sent
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: you of that Indian guy who was just like a
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: smashed torso?
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: That shit was crazy, and that Indian lady got all mad?
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Why are you giving him more money than me? The
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: guy's like a smashed torso, bro. He literally is like
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: a human pretzel, and he gets around by navigating on
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: this little board with wheels. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, dude,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: this guy's life's got to be hell, right? And this
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: guy's giving this... The crippled guy money over this idiot lady.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: The lady's like, why do you give him more? Why
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: do you give him more? And I was just like, bro,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: he needs more.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: You can't tell?
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: You can't tell? She was a bitch. She wanted to
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: flip that fool over, dog. She probably threw that fool
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: in the river. He can't swim. Yeah, that's true. It's
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: like magic, bro. If midgets were easily accessible and they
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: were aggressive, you could just throw them.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: For that person asking if I'm a dot or a
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: head wrap, I want you to know I'm a dot.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: No, head wraps don't have a dot?
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, not as much because that's a different... The
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: dot is usually a Hindu thing.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So the head wrap is a Sikh thing. The
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: wrap are the Aladdin things? Aladdin fools?
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: No, some Muslims have wraps, but the actual turbans are
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Sikh people. Indian head wraps? It's different than the Muslim turbans.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: The Muslims don't wear turbans at all?
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: The Muslim turbans have explosives under.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Them. You know why Muslims wear turbans? It's so that
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: they can have something to take off and put on
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: women when they see them. Cover women up right away.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: I made that up. That's not true. He's like, oh shit,
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: that's facts.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: He was going to take that fact back to Glendale
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: and fucking.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Share it, bro.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I was going to tell him I'm tinfoil hat. He's like,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: did you know? Oh, I wish you would have let
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: him do it, bro. That would have been like, you
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: fucking retard.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: He already says that at least once in an episode.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: They are always ready. You don't got to get ready
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: if you stay ready.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: That is some shit though, man. Like, I wonder how
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: long it takes to make one because you told me
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: they make them from scratch, right? You do it every morning.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: You keep tying it over and over again, right?
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: The Sikhs probably go to sleep because they have so
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: much hair underneath too, right? But they never cut their hair.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: That's why they wear it. It's long hair.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: That's like part of their culture is to not cut
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: your hair.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I've seen the Fuzit, the 7-Eleven dog when they got
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: their beard going on but they have to comb it.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, With turban or without turban? Those are
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: the Sikhs. Like, yeah, the one with the wraps.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: The ones with the dots always have their wives working there.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Like, I was like, yo, but the ones with the wraps,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: you never see it in Sikhs. Or there.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: The dot means you're married? No. Means you're not married. No.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: What does it mean? The dot is just something they
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: put on if they prayed that morning.
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: It's like a, it's like a, what the, like an
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: offering and then they get blessed. Does it always have
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: to be red? They're blessing from the, from the. It's
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: like Ash Wednesday kind of stole that shit. It's the
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: same thing, but they do it every day, every time
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: they pray. Yeah.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Does it always have to be red?
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: It's just, it's that thing. It's saffron when they mash
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: it up, it becomes red, right?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I've seen some fools that have like a fucking gemstone.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what's up with that shit? Those are like
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: fancy ones for like weddings and shit.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: That's like to show that you are a big fan
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: of no doubt.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: That's like a cuff link, but like in dog form.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: It matches their jewelry and shit.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: You just go to Claire's and get the whole wedding.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: I bet you Claire's fucking sells that shit now. I
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: remember my homie got a jewel on his face, and
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: he was like, oh, it's so easy to get. And
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: then when he wanted to get it taken out, he
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: was like, I had to go to a fucking doctor. Oh, shit, right.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Because they have to surgically remove it so they don't
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: leave you a scar. It's easy to get a quick puncture,
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: but then they can get out. Take it out?
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Goddamn.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like fucking getting... Chicks that get like... Or like
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: people that get like that piercing right here.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: You have to get that shit surgically removed. Yeah, exactly.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know that shit was like
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: a big deal. That's why a lot of fucking tattoo
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: shops like in Vegas, like now they're required to fucking
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: get a get like a surgical kind of license because
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: it's let's just say you get tired of it. You
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: want to get it removed. You have to fucking be
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: able to do it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: It's so funny. Like for thousands and thousands of years,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: humans have been getting like, you know, earrings and nose
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: rings and lip rings and everything.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Like it's been part of every culture's culture. Right. And
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: then like along the way, like somewhere recently, people were like,
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: what if we start putting rings in spots that should
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: not have rings at all? There's like not even any
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: extra meat. And it's like, yeah, don't do that. Do
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: your ears, Doug. Do your fucking nose. Do your whatever else.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Also, nothing else really kind of like. appeal to me
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: and it was like i i never looked at my
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: dick it was like you know what you need that's
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: crazy you know what i mean like like i never
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: was like you need an earring bro you know what
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: i mean like but but my ears i was like
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: you know what i was like there's enough puerto ricans
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: out there i could pull this off.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Do you think what do you think came first like
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: wanting to have a ring on your dick or not
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: getting pussy and realizing that there's like i get a
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: ring on my dick there's this group of chicks who
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: like rings on their dicks Because it's like, that doesn't
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: seem like... Chicken or an egg situation. Yeah, if you're
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: going through puberty and chicks like you, you're probably not
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: going to be like, let me mutilate my dick.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: Unless you get into chicks with piercings, and then they
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: kind of bring you into the.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: That's probably the most likely path. You know Johnny C?
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: He used to be a piercer, right?
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: My roommate, he's a comic. He used to be a
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: body piercer. And he said he had to pierce a
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: few dicks. And he goes one time... With his heart?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: He said one time he was piercing, a group of
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: guys came in and they were like all wasted and
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: they dared one guy and then he was going through
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: the dare.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: For the dare, he got his dick pierced. Yeah, yeah.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: And then he fucking, they were all wasted. This was
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: like fucking 20 years ago. And he did it and
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: the guy goes, I can't see. I'm blind as soon
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: as it went in. And his boy goes, what did
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: you do, man? You made him blind. And he goes, yo,
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: I swear whatever I... whatever I pierced, is not connected
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: to his eyes. It has nothing to do with it.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: But that's how much pain he was in. Like he went,
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: you remember that Tank Hill episode where he saw his
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: grandparents fall?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: That can happen. That's what I'm saying.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: Something so traumatic can happen to you that you just
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: can't see anymore. Imagine getting a needle.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Through your stick.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: But how come there aren't a lot of blind Jews?
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: No, I'm just... Those ones died.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: The Holocaust sounded horrible, dog.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I'm just playing.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Get Sam on the line. Get Sam on the line.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Get Sam on the line. New conspiracy unlocked, dog. This
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: might prove a new page in history. Dog, you seen
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: all those planes that are going over the Amazon jungles?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Because you know how now they can just 3D scan shit?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: And they're just finding all these fucking ruins.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Pyramids and shit.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just like, all these cities, you're just like, damn, bro.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: They're doing it everywhere. Apparently, there's some all over America, too.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Finding.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: They're never going to be able to get to those cities.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: You know how crazy it is to get to those temples?
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen caterpillar tractors?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: You know how hard it is to get rid of them?
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll eventually get there as they destroy the Amazon.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: You don't understand how big the Amazon River is. It
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: eventually just... I mean, you can try, but... It's.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: The jungle, dog. Not only that, it's just like.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: When I went to go see Cheech and Pizza, the
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: guy was telling us they just found some shit in
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: the ruins over there that are like two kilometers into
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: the jungle. And he was literally telling me, he goes,
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: one time we were walking and the guy in front
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: of me didn't realize that there was a spider on
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: his back But it was like as big as his back,
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: as big as your laptop.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Imagine it.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: That's the shit that's in there, dog. Fuck that. One
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: of the things on my list to thank God for
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: every day is literally thank you for making me born.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck that. I was like, if I
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: had to fucking be born in fucking Ecuador or some shit,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: fuck that shit, bro.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Probably be El Salvador because you're El Salvadorian.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm talking about Ecuador sucks way more, bro.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Amazon is right there. Amazon is right there, bro. Plus
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: political fucking instability.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: But El Salvador just went through some horrible shit.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: If he was born there.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Just the last time.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Your people started saying El Salvador. Back then, El Salvador
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: was one of the worst.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, they're like, oh, El Salvador.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: You know what I heard about El Salvador?
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Who else fucking changed, dog?
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: How come the little guy was the only one that
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: got it together, dog? Fuck you guys. They lie a lot, bro.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: More like El Salvador snore. I don't know.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: I've never seen my family actually go back until recently, dog.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I was like, and they're going back.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: I heard that so many men between ages of 16
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: and 40 were killed and put in prison that El
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Salvador is kind of like Russia was after World War
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: II where there's way too many women and not enough
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: men to marry them. So all the women are fucking...
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: of married age or like after the handful of guys.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: That's not going to last, bro. Salvadorian women like to fuck.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: They're going to repopulate. As a Salvadorian, they're going to
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: repopulate that shit in the year, dog.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Nitty's going to go to fucking El Salvador.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Him and Africans have to pay an extra $ 800 when
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: they go to El Salvador.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Did you say that?
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: It was a problem. They were just like, listen, bro,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: you guys bring too much tendencies to be fucking up
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: the way we is, so extra.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: 800.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Wow. The president fucking said that shit.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Indians and black people?
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Indians and Africans. Wow. That shit was wild, dog.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: We're going to go there, we're going to see how
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: poorly they're doing business, and we're just going to take over.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: We like our rivers clean. You know you can make
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: more money on these pupusas. Like, well, we see what
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: happens to rivers. They just clean them up, dog. We
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: don't really need you to.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Do pollution over there. Why were they dirty, though? Who
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: made them dirty? The El Salvadorians. The corporations. That's what I.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: The El Salvadorians.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: The gangs, fool. The CIA, dog.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: The CIA was out there, dog. That's the reason all
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: my family ended up coming out here, dog, because they
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: were like.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: They're plugged.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: They were literally... The days were counted. It's like, you
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: knew the town over. It's like, hey, they came and
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: took all the kids and fucking put them to war.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Guess who's next? My grandma was like, hey, bro, here's
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: some money. Take this fool up north. Imagine how scary
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: that shit is, bro. When you really think about it,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: you're like, I'm going to send my kid, not knowing
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: that there's Epsteins out there at that time. You know
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: what I mean? Or some shit like that.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Or even knowing, but being like that there's worse. That's
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: a lot better.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He's not that cute. But no way to fucking... Like, bro,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: now you send your kid, you put an Apple tracker somewhere,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: you know at least where he got a chance to
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: find him, right? But like, fool.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: You know exactly where he got my last picture.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: If you're just like, hey, bro... Fuck, bro. I don't
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: know if anything could fucking happen. Ask Wild Dog.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes I think about if my mom didn't decide
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: to leave Iran and take us out, I'd be there
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: right now. Instead of smoking weed, talking shit about the government.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Literally the opposite of what we've been doing all morning.
• 50:56
  Speaker 7: I'm guessing you know someone still out there, right?
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: I have a whole bunch of family.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: They visit here. You don't visit there?
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Uh, it's hard to visit here. Uh, it's impossible for
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: me to visit there. I've written articles about the human
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: rights violations. So if I, if they want to, I'm
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: just scared that they would arrest me and torture me immediately.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: There's a point where if you went back, they would
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: have taken you to join the army, right? If we
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: lived there still, they would have taken me to join
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: the army. Like they would have forced you to be like,
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: that's why we left. I mean, I was, I was
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: only like two when we left, but my brothers were
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: like 13 and 14.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: So they were getting.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Of age to join. And my mom was like, well,
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: my kids aren't going to fight in this war. Yeah.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: It was the Iran-Iraq war at the time.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: So you come from Iran with the old flag, not
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: the new one?
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my family doesn't fuck with the new flag at all.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: They love the lion. It's the Muslim government's new flag.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: So before it was the Shah, it was the king.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: The Shah took over after World War II because his dad,
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: who was the Shah, was pro-Hitler.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: And the U.S.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Won and was like, you don't get to keep this country.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: So he's like, I'll give it to my son. And
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: they go, okay. What the fuck?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: So then they gave it to his son, the Shah.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. But they're all
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: client states of America. I know, but you can't pick
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: your cousin? Can we go a little bit further than
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: your fucking son?
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Like, who else? That's what Trump is going to do.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: They're like, this guy's super good with America. We're good
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: with your son. So his son took over for a
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: few years. Until 1953, this guy named Mohammad Mosaddegh became
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: prime minister. And he nationalized the oil industry and basically
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: became the leader of the country.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: So U.S.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Sent the CIA in to do fake protests that start
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: just destroying the city, destabilizing everything, and saying they're doing
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: it in the name of Mozadegh. So they did a
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: false flag operation to make it seem like this guy
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: who just took over is now destroying the country and anti-Islam.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: So they're like, down with, you know, down with Iran,
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: down with Islam. And so all these Muslims got upset
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: with him. And they false flagged it, put the Shah
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: back in, and put Mosaddegh in prison. Then 26 years later,
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: the Muslims, who America was supporting instead of the communists,
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: because that was always the decisions in the Middle East
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: during the Cold War, was whatever's against the communists, we
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: support them. The mujahideen against the Russians... The Ayatollah against
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: the Tudeh party, the communist party of Iran. Anybody who
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: wants to fuck against the communists, we support them. And
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: then that's what happened. The Shah was losing power. There
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: was a revolution. And the U.S. was like, instead of,
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: we don't want to let the communists take over. We'll
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: support this Ayatollah, help him get back in. And then
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: that's what's been the government since. And, yeah, fucked up.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: But it's the same shit that they did to El Salvador.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: It's the same shit they did to Brazil, Argentina, Guatemala.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: It's the same shit they do here, dog. They just
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: call it something else. Whenever there's a protest enough where
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: they have to fuck shit up, dog, regular people don't
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: want to fuck shit up, dog. They send a few
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: people to rile this shit up, dog, and they fucking like,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: you see, this is why we need to take this away.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: This is why we need to do this. But the
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: reality of it is, dog, you know, You know your
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: neighbor's not out there really fucking shit up, dog. Like,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: really doing all this. Like, all that antifa shit, bro.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, fools know how to shoot guns. Like,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: come on, dog.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: The internet is fake and it's all alive, bro. What's
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: happening outside is not what's happening on the comment section.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: And it's all bots. It's not real people. It's like
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: bot farms that have AI robots just running around commenting
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: on other shit to get people riled up.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: It's funny, I do believe in bots, but like as
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: much as they're everywhere, they're never in my comments.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Come over here come down there dude i that's like
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: the only my only fucking fucking followers are bots.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah i know they're for sure in mind because i've
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: like fed i fed into arguing with a few of
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: them before and like for sure i'll get like random
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: ones just every day following me feeling i think like
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: they think they've all plotted against the algorithm.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: That's what's fucking with I really.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: It's not you searching or thinking these things. Is that
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: why you tell your girl? Yeah, I'm fucking with my algorithm, babe.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: That's why there's ass and tits everywhere.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Fuck, dude.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: It's the fucking bots, dude.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: There's not ass and tits everywhere on his. It's like...
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: It's just the most racist memes you've ever seen in
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: your life.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: There's Pokemon in there too, bitch.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: But it's racist Pokemon.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Racist-ass Pokemon. You can see Pikachu giving out the salute.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: It's Pikachu.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Salute. I did have a Pikachu on my feed. I
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: sent it to you guys. I was like, look, he's kosher.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: It's fucking Charmander. Yeah, bro.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: It be like that, man. Somebody, let me see. I
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: got another super chat said... Who else boycotting GTA 6?
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Why are people boycotting it?
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Why are people boycotting it? Do you know what this is?
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: It's feminist slop, bro.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We talked about it.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: I told you guys. You're supposed to fucking... Now you
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: have a girlfriend on there. You have to fucking buy
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: her flowers. Is that really?
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Is that true? Yeah. You have to have a girlfriend?
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's why she's that girl. It's like you and
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: a girl and you're like teammates.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: Instead of remembering, you just fuck with the mob and
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: run prostitutes over and then go to the strip club
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: and then leave the strip club.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: It used to be fucking badass. Now I got to
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: give her flowers. I'm going to buy my real girlfriend flowers.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: What makes you think I'm going to buy my online
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: girlfriend flowers?
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: You have to understand, Xavier, the future's here about that shit.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: That shit, dating, digital dating, all that AI stuff, it's here, baby,
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: so why not make a game about it? It's the
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: first game to do something like that.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: He's not going to fucking stream playing that shit so
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: he can get some super chats.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: The game is literally based on for you to do good,
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: you have to.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: It should be an option.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: You can't kill her?
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: It is an option.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: You can't kill her?
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: It is an option?
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Then just do it without her, dog.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: It's going to be like that game on the horses
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: and shit. You have karma. So if you treat her badly,
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: it's going to affect you in the game later.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it affects you in the game. Xavier just cheats
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: on his girlfriend in the game. You're going to have
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: a hard.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: Time winning the game.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: That's all he's going to do. He's not even going
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: to pass the mission. That's the point of the game.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I want to do shit I don't have to do
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: in real life. I don't want to have to buy
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: her flowers. If I don't buy my girlfriend flowers, I
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: already fucking hate her. So, Doug, how about this? How
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: about this?
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: In the game, because you don't want to do shit
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: you do in real life, how about in the game,
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: you're like loyal and don't cheat on your girlfriend? How
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: about you treat your girlfriend good in the game? Is
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: it harder or easier in the game? I think it'd
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: be easier in the game. You don't have to spend
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: real money on the flowers, dog.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Your curly girlfriend's going to get mad at the fact,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: why do you treat her better than me?
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: You're like, she doesn't ask stupid questions.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: See, I got to treat her bad, so I'll be like, look, see,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I treat you good.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: Yo, I heard on the radio this morning about the game.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: They were talking about how there's a couple of women
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: protest groups that are trying to boycott this game because
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: supposedly in the game, you play as Lucia. That's her name, Lucia?
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Lucia.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: Anyways, as you play her, you could date the man
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: in the game or you can cheat on him or
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: do things like that. So anyways, these groups really think
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: that this game will be a gateway for men specifically
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: to encourage them to cheat in real life.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Imagine if a gay made you cheat on your wife.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, Tom. Imagine if a gay made you cheat
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: on your wife. Imagine if a gay made you cheat
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: on your wife.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: It's like that bullshit where, like, well, if you play
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Call of Duty, your son's going to be murdering people.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Your son's going to the army.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: But in some cases, that is true.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, especially with modern warfare being basically like
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: a video game already where you're not, like, face-to-face.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: With a guy. You're using a drone or some shit.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Can you give him a rolling trade, please?
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Is it making kids shoot more? One of these?
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is. God damn, bro. You and your fucking
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Indian tendencies, bro. Use a rolling tray. Paper tips. Paper
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: tips on the table. Jesus, bro.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: You guys can't roll.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: You guys make such a mess. I bet you at
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: his house he just uses his fucking feet, bro. Honestly,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: if V-Real didn't have that sign, no shoes, no shirt.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: If you taught a tutorial of rolling a blunt with
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: your feet.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: How nice are my blunts?
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: You guys are haters, bro.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: It's not about the blunt. It's about the mess you make.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: There's no mess.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not even going to use the tray. I use
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: one of these grinders.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: The meditators. See, Nitty doesn't understand that this guy's mom
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: is going to come in here later and clean everything.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: She's downstairs, dog.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: They come to.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Clean on fucking Tuesdays, dog. That's so funny. And she's
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: very nice, bro, but definitely she says.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: You don't need a tray when your grinder is your tray, dog.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: I heard what you said. Yo, X, you know what
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: I just found out?
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: In El Salvador, there are no longer presidential term limits.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's scary.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: And that guy's super popular right now, too.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: That is super crazy.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: The thing is, it's like one benevolent dictator might be good.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: You know, a benevolent dictator. Because if you become a dictator,
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: that's why you have to do that. It's like one
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: might be good, right? For his whole life, he might
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: be the best guy ever, and he might care about
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: all the people and distribute everything evenly. But the problem is,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: as soon as he's gone, the next guy could be
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: the worst person ever, and you need to have term limits.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Because it's like, honestly, I do think Chavez was, like,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: not a bad guy. I think Madero... was a piece
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: of shit and it's like that's what happens it's like
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: one guy really did give to the poor people a
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: lot more and then the next guy is like.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: How long do you think a term should be in
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: all honesty I think it goes based on your I
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: think it should go based on your performance like if like.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: I would say one six year term the way the
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Mexicans I think do it if like.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Half a year term you should have like a reevaluation
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: dog like if you're fucking up Like, hey, bro, you
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: didn't win the majority. Now you got to give it
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: That's America's way, kind of.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: You get eight years if you can get reelected after four.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: But I think after two, you should be like, it
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: don't take like four years.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: There's a way to do another four years, right?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: If Trump becomes vice president and then the president quits
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: or gets fired or dies.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: I think you're still not allowed to do that.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: No, you are.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: I heard that's a loophole. The Canadian guy knows, though.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I've learned. I know American policy, okay?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: I think he's trying to be a citizen so bad.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: He sounds so convincing.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: He's trying to argue how Trump's okay to do this.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Google it.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: I'm sure.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think the amendment says cannot
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: serve more than two terms.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Because vice president is not president.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: It's a whole new thing. Right, but then if they
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: need to replace the president... then they would probably have
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: to skip the vice president and go to, like, Secretary
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: of State or whatever. No, because you're not technically the president.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: You're the sitting vice president. Because all the law says
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: is you can't serve more than two terms as president.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: As an elected president, yes. But he's not elected. Now
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: he's going to be just put into that place.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Let's see.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Does it say as an elected president? Or just you
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: can't serve more than two terms? No, you cannot. Okay,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: but now put what... Ask that.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: You know there's a reason RFK talks like shit.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: The rule is right here. 22nd Amendment bans any person
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: from being elected to the office of.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: The president twice.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: More than twice.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: Elected is highlighted. Now you wouldn't be elected if you
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: were vice president. So say even if you were president
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: twice and then became vice president and the president died?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: A lot.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: And then the president died. It'll get it. Yeah, bro.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Come on, you can do it, AI. Go, go.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: You got this?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: That's like a gallon of water, dude.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Well, it's going to be the experts agreeing that a
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: person who has been elected president twice cannot run for
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: or become vice president. However, because the scenario has never happened.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: You were wrong, Gabi. No, what do you mean?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: It doesn't say anything.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll just keep reading. The argument against.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: It's never been tested, but most constitutional scholars say it
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: wouldn't be allowed.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: But no person constitutionally ineligible.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: Because you run for vice president, so you're elected as
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: vice president.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you never got elected as president. You're being
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: placed there. Which is, also, you're not being the president.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: You're sitting in until they.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: No, you're the president. Until they figure out... No. You
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: finished the term? You finished the term, yeah. That's how
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: Truman took over, like, one year into FDR's term. Oh, no, look.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: There goes your loophole argument. The 22nd Amendment's wording. Scholars
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: who believe a loophole exists point to the exact phrasing
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: of the 22nd Amendment on the Constitution Center website.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, just watch when it goes to court and it sticks.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: There it goes.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: Maybe it'll happen.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: Of course, the Indian guy wants to find a way
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: to scam a third term in, dude.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: That's what Trump is going to do. I'm telling you,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: that's a conspiracy.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: When Dhabi gets elected, all of a sudden, Nidhi knows politics, bro.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Come on, dawg.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: They're right, bro. They are trying to take over, bro.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: They get one in there, bro.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: Just watch.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: Just watch when he becomes vice president and then becomes president.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: You're going to be like, God damn.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: That's some Russia shit.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Did you guys see it?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: Because when Putin was president for a while, and then
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: when his term limits ran out, he let the guy
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: who was prime minister, Medvedev, become president, and he became
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: prime minister.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: And then prime minister became like the spot that did everything.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: I think this is what Nitty's talking about. The 10-year
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: maximum rule, the succession loophole. A person can actually serve
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: as president for up to 10 years total. This explicitly
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: allowed by the 22nd Amendment, the scenario. If vice president
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: takes over the presidency because the city president dies, resigns,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: or is removed. This rule, if the vice president takes
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: over after the exact midpoint of the term, meaning... Two
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: years or less remain. That time does not count toward
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: their two-term limit. The third term, they can finish those
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: two years and then run for election and win two
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: full four-year terms of their own.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: What I do agree with Nitty, though, is Trump doesn't
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: give a fuck. He's going to try to run again
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: if he wants to run again. Yeah.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I made them.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what Trump is trying to do is repeal the
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: amending constitution.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: Yes. No, no, that's if you take over and you
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: have zero years as president and you do two years
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: because you were vice president, then you get to run
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: two more times. Can somebody build themselves a replica of
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: the White House? It's the same formula, kind of, but reverse.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Can somebody build themselves a replica of the White House? Yeah.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: If you want a commission to build a house, you're like, hey,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: make it look like the White House.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: Google it.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: I bet you there's a.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: I bet there's like 50 people who have the exact
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: same house as the White House.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Almost every.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Built on a different scale.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: Almost every capitol building in the world has that same vibe.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: No, but I'm talking about like you fucking take the front, bro.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: You're making it like a mini.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: Fucking White House. And just a Roman Greek vibe is
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: just a good vibe. But why is it all over
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: the world every place has the same type of... Pillars
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: and shit? What up, what up, what up?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: Are you guys impressed by the White House?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: I think it's a beautiful house.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: I think it's a dope house, no doubt. But I'm
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: saying like... But like when you see someone like... I've
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: seen bigger mansions. That's what I mean.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: Is that one of those buildings that was here already
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: or they built it?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're talking about Tucker?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine that? What are you talking about?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Tartaria. There's a lot of buildings. I was just in Chicago,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: and man.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, right?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: We used to have buildings like that here in LA,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: but a lot of them got fucking taken down. Well,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: that's what they say.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Some of them, you could still see- They built with
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: horse and buggy? Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Some of them, you still see the carvings on some
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: of these buildings, and you're like, bro, it looks like
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: there's way even different language on them, bro. There is some.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: You can actually walk it, bro, sometimes, but before the
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: zombies wake up. You know what I mean? You could
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: definitely check it out.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: Just old buildings that were like, And they're so grand.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: They're so big. And you're like, they built this with
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: a horse and buggy.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: In the 1800s. With no electric tools. Just by hand.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: A lot of these buildings were found and then they
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: demolished a lot of them and then rebuilt them.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: The White House was built in the 1700s.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: America's pretty young. Europe is fucking crazy.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: But that's what I'm saying. Well, it's a lie that
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: they say they came here and they found the savages
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: running around.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: The White House was built in the 1700s. Well, you're
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: saying the Native Americans built these buildings? No, whoever.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: We don't know who built it, but they were here before.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: Which buildings are you talking about were here before?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: There's just like old ass fucking buildings that you can
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: see that were built in the 1800s.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: That they say they were built in the 1800s. But
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: 1800s was white people already.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: I know, but I'm saying that they didn't... So in
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: the 1500s, Europeans were coming in building shit already.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: By the 16th, 17th, 1800s.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: There was buildings here already before.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Based on what, though? You said the 1800s.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: You're saying in the 1300s, there was tall buildings?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: When they burnt down a lot of that shit. The
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: great fires that happened all over the world.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: I'm sure there was big buildings built of wood that
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: got burnt down. But they weren't skyscrapers and shit that
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: are still around.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe those fools... Look, Food, you're just mad because we
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: have AI, dog. Those fools did it. They learned the skills.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Who's bad?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: You. Who's bad?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: I'm just a conspiracy theorist.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Give them credit, dog.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: I'm saying the new world is the lie of the
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: old world. I want to watch the documentary or whatever
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: you guys believe in. Don't worry about it.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: You obviously don't listen to info.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, we've talked about that.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've talked about ours. Another super chat that Timely
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Matters has. What's up, fools? I've been watching the new
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: 9-11 documentary on Hulu. The footage is wild. Where were
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: you at on 9-11?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: I was in grade six sitting in class. Excuse me.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: The thing went on in class. There has been, or
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: excuse me, everybody, there's been a tragedy. And then they
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: rolled in some TVs and we all watched. Did you cry?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: I didn't really understand what was going on. I was like,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: we have to go home? I was running late to
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: my flight. Sick. No, I was just home watching it
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: on TV. That shit was crazy, dude.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: You didn't understand the TV? Oh, they just let us go.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: That was the best.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Day of my life.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: They literally just let us go play soccer. You saw
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: the plane and you went to go play soccer? No,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: I was younger than you guys, so they didn't really
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: show us.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: We were cute.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: I was probably like in second grade.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: In Toronto, they were sending people home because of the
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: tall buildings. They were like, go home.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: You know, my parents worked. There was no picking me up.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: I stayed there until the fucking... Who can play soccer? Yeah,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: I played soccer all day, dog. I was the other
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: Mexican kid. I told you it was a great day, bro.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: I hate this. I hate this.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: It is a great day when you're playing soccer all
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: fucking day at school.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: All day, bro. Yeah.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Who doesn't know why teachers are crying before?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, teachers are crying.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, teachers are crying. Who's are like.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 7: Y'all can just run amok, bro.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: You're a fucking piece.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: Of shit, dog.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: You didn't bust your ass like, hey, what's wrong?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: For years, he went around calling it 11-9.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah 100% he called it 11-9 I was like we
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: got 11 players and they had 9 Xavier's like remember November.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 8: 9th we played a lot of soccer that day yeah
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 8: bro winning 11-9 it was during that time where I
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 8: would like a dumbass I would take my cleats to
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 8: fucking school I was so in love with soccer and
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 8: so was all the other fucking beaner ass kids in
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 8: my fucking school.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: Wow XG So we would take all our little cleats,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: and I remember we played soccer all day.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: It happened early, bro. You and all the beans. And
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: I played until like fucking 3 in the afternoon. I
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: was like, now that was a great day.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: You made black beans today.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: Don't tell that story. When you're getting your papers, don't
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: tell that story.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Tell them you were sad. And then my mom also.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: And then what's crazy is my mom also really didn't
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: know what was happening. I told you what happened after
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: that shit, right? I went home, right? And I was
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: just chilling there. I was doing homework, and we just
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: were like, damn, this fucked up. And then the next
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: two weeks, I spent in the psychologist's office because there
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: was this one kid who I was friends with. His
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: name was Noel, dog. And this fool's birthday was on
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: September 11th, dog. Okay, I don't know what the fuck's
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: going on in his head, fool. I thought that shit
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: was his fault or something like that. Oh, yeah, fool.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dog. Like, this fool fucking... 9-11? No, like, he just...
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He probably had fucking mental problems or
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: some shit, dog. But, like, his birthday was on September 11th.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: And this fool fucking, like... Started saying some crazy shit.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: And then he went and talked to the psychologist in
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: the office. The psychologist was like, all right, I'll tell
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: you what's wrong. I mean, that fool told him, I'll
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: tell you what's wrong if you let my friends come here.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: So me and the other homie got taken out of
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: class to kind of like be cool with this fool.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: And while this fool was talking to him, me and
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: the other homie were just playing with the toys.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: I'd be pretty pissed if my birthday was on 9-11
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: and my party got canceled because fucking America didn't let
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: Israel do that.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: Just ruin your birthday. All right.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: We got that motherfucker.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: What's up? Thank you. That food for sure. Big fives.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Appreciate the super chat. Good luck. You guys eating dog? Pobres?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: Pobres. We're pobres, dog.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you say?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, we're pobres? We are pobres. And us is L's.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: Man, the man is L. A1 Bird, my cousin, that's
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: about 15 years older, put me on this. I haven't
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: stopped listening. Life is onion.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: That's right, dog.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you for watching.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: What does life is onion mean? One of my stand-up jokes.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: One of my... No, tell him the story, dog. My
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: dad would....
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: This is the full story. It was my brother's birthday.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: And my brother's birthday is in July, so he always
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: had a backyard party. He's older than me, so he
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: would have his friends. They're all drinking and shit. And
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: then there was the first year that he let me
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: and my cousin come hang out.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: And I invited one of my boys. And my dad's
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: one of those guys who's an alcoholic, so he would
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: just come and slowly drink and be in the party.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: And we were all wasted.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: And my boy that came over was like, he's like,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: I'll only come over if you make sure that you
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: give me a drive home after.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: And I was like, all right. But we were drunk.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: And then when we were drunk, he's like, you're still
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: going to drive me home? And I was like, yeah,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: I'll drive you home. And then my dad came. And
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: then he's like, you're not going anywhere. And then whatever,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: we had a little thing. And then my dad slapped me.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: I went, life is like onion. And then he walked away.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: He tried to give me a lesson.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: I tell the bit differently. It's just nice that.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Your dad was like, Apu, everybody, let's get naked.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: Apu had 20 minutes to fucking go party.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: That's like your dad, right? He was a cool guy.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: He just wanted to get drunk and just talk shit.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: He's a funny guy.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: Who wants their dad drunk hanging out with their friends?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here, guy.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: I would go hang out with my dad's friends.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: I used to love doing that. You fell in love
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: with being molested a little while earlier. I love my
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: dad's friends.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: But I was a construction worker and they were all
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: fucking cool ass fools.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: What made them so cool, X? At the age that
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: you wanted to hang out with them.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 7: They all hit their wives.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: Because they all lived up the block.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: They all lived in a little cul-de-sac. I've known them
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: since I was like 13.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: And then.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: You start going to their house parties and then you
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: start becoming like more of like an adult.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: So they want a beer and then eventually I would
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: just go hang out with them without my dad.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: I would just go be in and then I would
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: be like, I'd go over there and there'd be a
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: soccer game. I'm like, I'm going to go to my
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: dad's friend's house. I'd pull up.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: Super chill.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: And then they would just get it. Like them cheating
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: on their wives. Savage and them bitches are up there, dog.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: These boys have no, like, they ain't getting no fucks, bro.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: I'm like, damn.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: One day I'm going to be like these guys. Can't
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: wait to cheat.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: On my wife.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: I used to live in like a, in Rampart Village
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: on Carondelet. It was like very Mexican neighborhood. Like, like,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure these were gang members. Like, but they
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: were the nicest dudes to the other neighbors. Like, They
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: didn't want their neighbors being upset about fucking whatever they
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: were doing. Take care of your home. Yeah. So they
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: would invite us over for Fourth of July and for
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: Super Bowl and shit like that sometimes, and we'd just
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: go hang out with them and drink and watch soccer
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: or whatever. They were just the nicest people fucking ever.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: And these are the fucking.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: I know that they were doing some grimy shit too,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: because the SWAT would come once every two years and
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: arrest a bunch of them. So you knew there was
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: some shit happening, but man... Fourth of July was the
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: best because we would set off the fireworks. They would
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: just set them off right in our block because we
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: were at the top of this hill. Oh, man. Hell, yeah.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: I just picture your parents, they were immigrants, hanging out with...
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: It's just so funny to see... This isn't my family.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: This is me and Angie just living in the hood. Oh, shit. Okay,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: I thought you were.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: In my head, I was picturing growing up, my immigrant
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: dad hanging out with another immigrant with different kinds of immigrants.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, they're both speaking English. No
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: one's doing it well. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. Fuck yeah, dude.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: That's a good neighborhood.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was sick.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: They paid us 20 G's to leave. The people who
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: own the building. It was like, you know, gentrifying the
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: different buildings. And they were like, we want to renovate.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: This, blah, blah, blah. They were like, we'll give you
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: 10 K to leave.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: I'm like, 30.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: They're like, 20.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: I'm like, all right. I'm like, I would have really
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: done it for 10. That's so sick. Yeah, it was sick.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Next one. Nick Sack. We don't goy the same.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: We don't go the same. We're just... I'm just a
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: simple goy. Next one.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Rodrigo Polanco. Buenos dias, raza. Hashtag same team. It's all
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: a sign up.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Same team, dog. Buenos dias.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: It's all a lie, bro.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: That is how all these fools approach you when they
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: see you in public. Weekend, I saw somebody at the
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: OC fair. Not the OC fair, but like the street fair.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: It's like an old town OC. And some random fool,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: he was like, same team. And I was just like.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: At the rave, I just keep hearing same team.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, I kind of like it. I don't
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: even mind it. I'm like.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: I heard it in the airport the other day.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they just.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because at the festival, they just. Because everyone's on
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: a mission. Like, you know, you got like your lady
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: and you got like other people. So I'd just be
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: walking and I'd just hear the same team.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the best, bro.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tight.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: Do you guys think we're in a simulation? I mean.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: The Truman Show kind of? No, like, this is just
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: a video game.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: Advanced quantum level shit. I think so. Past quantum level. Because, like,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: we were talking about the Titanic earlier. There was a book, like,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: ten years before that called The Titan that was about
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: a ship crash. It's like, fucking shit just feels, like,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: sports feels fake lately. You know, the World Cup was
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: too fucking good. I've watched all the, I've watched every
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: World Cup my whole life.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: Best one yet. This year... Every game.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Was back and forth, the most exciting shit ever. I'm like,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: and then the NBA finals was the best ever. Trump
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: being president and the Cubs winning the World Series that year.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: Everything just feels like a.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Little bit fake. Yeah, 100%.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just glad.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: We're in this part of the simulation.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: They found Tupac's murderer.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, what the fuck, bro? Like
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: 25 years later?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: That's Rachel Wolfensohn's dad that did that shit. The comic
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: from Jackass? Yeah, her dad did what? Her dad is
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: the DA of Vegas. Oh, shit. Who was, like, was...
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: Who prosecuted it? Who prosecuted it.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: He drops his phone.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: Goddamn.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: Next one. We got that motherfucker. What's up, fools? I've
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: been watching that new... Oh, yeah, you read that one already?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: Where was I on 9-11? I was at my grandma's house,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: and I think I woke up, and then I just
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: saw the TV, and it was fucking, that I'd already
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: hit the second tower.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: It was a weird day. God damn it, I missed it. Yeah,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: for real, right?
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 6: Shit.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Don't worry, they'll play replays over there, Matt, because it's
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: not zoomed in, right? It was really weird. Why is
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: it not focused? Why is it all fucking pixelated?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: It's 2001.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: We should have 480p already. What the fuck?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: Everybody was watching, too, because one had already hit, so
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: you're watching this thing on fire, and then you see
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: another one hit. That's fucking crazy.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: That's pretty cool. I mean, not cool, but you know
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: what I mean?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: So you know how they hit the first tower?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: You know how they obviously hit the.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 5: First tower and then they don't know that the second
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: tower is about to get hit.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: But a lot of people got told, don't worry, stay
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: in your tower. It was like a one time thing.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: What are the chances? Yes.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: Literally, what are the chances?
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: Instead of telling you like, that's why I this is
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: my rule.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: I swear to God, I always say this. If I
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: hear a fire alarm.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: In a hotel or anywhere i go all the way
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: outside i don't let them tell me they have it
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 5: under control they don't fucking know what under control is
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: and from now it can be like they have it
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: under control next thing you know they don't fire is
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: crazy as.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Fuck bro and i've heard a lot of people were
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: like they'll be like you hear the fire alarm in
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: your hotel your sleep and they'll tell you oh we.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: Have it under control go back i mean fire is
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: crazy but have you ever tried just going.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: You just blow that shit.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: Out, bud.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: Palisades? Those people should have just.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: All at once, right?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: All at once. They're fucking idiots.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: But they're not a community. If they would have just
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: came all together and all at once.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: It's true.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: Too much classism.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: They're all just divided over a portion. How come Boyle
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: Heights didn't burn? Because the community was united.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: And went like that, dude.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: And because.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: It's different. They never made out of steel beams. They
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: didn't use jet fuel. Next one, dog.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: All right. G-Lo.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: Who else boycotted GTA 6?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: Because of the girl?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we already ran that one.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: I guess we all are. I mean, I'm not one.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Especially Xavier, so... I mean, I'm not... I can't even
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: finish the fucking... The one now. It's just much effort. Well, honestly, dog,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: I really... Yesterday that I took the day off and shit,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: I really convinced myself I was doing a lot of stuff.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, nah, I'm just going to do stuff
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: that I'm like... I've been putting off that I know
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: I want to do. So I was organizing this folder,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: putting prices for the next card show. And I was like,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: fuck it. I got two hours. Replay my Switch. Fucking
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: start playing, dog. And I'm like, oh, no. Just fucking.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 8: Like, just literally just.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, fuck, bro. I was like, this shit's
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: not even fun no more, dog.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: Metal Gear Solid? No, I was.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Playing Yakuza 2. Also, how much did you smoke before
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: you started playing? Ooh, just a blunt.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: Come on, dog.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: I do that too.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: I try to get so high to enjoy the game
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: that sometimes I fall too high.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: You know what I started thinking? I was like, this
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: shit used to be like a bump to me. I
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: was like, now this is shit. It used to be
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: an entertainment console.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: I mostly just use video games for like FIFA and
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: 2K to play with my friends.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: That shit's fun as fuck.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you're playing with other people.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, play with other people.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Stay awake.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, same. That helps.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: I like a good story. I like the storyline sometimes.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: My girl likes Red Dead and I'll get it for her.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: I don't really fuck with those games that much.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: This is not the same thing, but I went to
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: the Kanye concert and I got fucking high as fuck
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: on acid before I went.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Must have been the best.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: It was amazing, but I got too high where I
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: was like, I enjoyed it, but I got so high
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: that I just stood there. Like the whole place was
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: jumping around and singing and everything. And I just couldn't.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: I was so high that I just stood there and
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: I just enjoyed it. You know what I mean? But
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: I felt like if I was a little less high,
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: I could have grooved a little bit more. You weren't
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: singing and shit? I was just so high. I was
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: just taking it in, man.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: I just sat there. Was that the one Cudi came out? Yeah.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: It was amazing. It was the coolest thing I ever saw.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: But it was just like, you know what I mean?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: I was transfixed in it.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: I took two drops of this acid. Did you take
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: a shitwad on acid?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't have done one. I should have just done one.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: Should have just done one. Yeah.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: That's the lesson.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: At the end of the night, yeah.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: Does it feel different?
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: It's shit.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: The washroom feels different.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: It's all closing in on you and shit. On drugs.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Sick ass shirt, dog.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. Nails it today.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Classic. Classic.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: Classic. Classic.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: Classic.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: Classic.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: Classic.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: Classic. Classic. Classic.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: Classic.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: Classic.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Classic.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: Classic.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Classic.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: Classic.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Classic.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Classic.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Classic.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Classic.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: Classic. Classic.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 6: Classic.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: Classic. Classic. Classic.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: Classic.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: Classic. Classic. Classic.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: Classic.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: Classic. Classic.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: Classic. Classic. Classic.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: Classic.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: Classic.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: Classic.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 6: Classic.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: Classic. Classic.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 6: Classic.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: Classic.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: Classic.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: Classic.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: Classic. Classic.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: Classic.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 6: Classic.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: Classic.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Classic.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: Classic. Classic. Classic. That's from the Chris D'Elia collection. Season one.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: He's fucking older than me.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: You got Claire Danes from My So-Called Life.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: You've got all the teenagers. She's older than me.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: And I was her age.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: She was younger than me. Okay. You're allowed.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: You're allowed.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: I'm allowed.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're allowed.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: I'm allowed?
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He knows what I mean. He knows exactly what
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Next episode, he's going to have the AJ Soprano.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: The mugshot. And then he's going to have the fucking
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: gay guy Vito.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: With the lipstick?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: Dude, Vito coming back after being gay and being like, dude,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: can I be a captain again? Or whatever.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: It's all good. Oh, man.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: There was probably like, 50 episodes where all me and
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: Izon did was talk about the Sopranos every fucking.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: We don't smoke the same episode.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: We just.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: Because I was watching it. I was watching it. Then
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: you started watching it. And then we were just like.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: I.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Started watching it. Then remember when you slapped it? Then
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: it's going to turn into fucking four months of it, bro.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: It's so good. We can't do a whole other four
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: fucking months of just Sopranos.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: It's just a comedy with some action. Yeah.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: It's so good. So fun.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: You remember when Tony got mad when that fool fucking-
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: That's all we would do, bro. When that fool's boyfriend
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: paid for the bill? Oh, yeah, dude. That fool was like,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: that fool didn't know. He didn't know why the fuck
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: that fool was so mad. Yeah, that's the one that
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: tripped me out, too.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: When you're married, you get to pray.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. When he had a panic attack when he saw
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: the pancake mix.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: Or the rice.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: What's his name?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, fucking Ben?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Uncle Ben's, the rice. He opened the thing. His
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: daughter was dating a black guy.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: He opened the thing.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: He's not even fully black either. I have Jewish, I
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: have black.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: How much do you think Ethan was saying the Moulinier word?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: Moulinier.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: How often do you think this Moulinier word? During the time,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: I did go to a few Italian spots, hoping that
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: I would hear it on the back of my head. Like,
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: You're bringing black friends with you just to, like....
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: This isn't authentic.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: You're like, walk over there.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: Walk that way. Act like you're stealing.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: Act like you're stealing. Put some millennial pepper on this.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: All right. Oil field apes. Sup, fellas?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: What's up, dogs? Same team.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: Good luck.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: Rio the hater.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: We already read that one.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: Browzy, thank you for the super sticker.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: Good luck, Browzy.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: It's been a while since you won.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's been a while. Hey, but this has been legit,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: all right? I got the whole system set up.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: We'll rig it for you today.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: Nicholas, hashtag same team.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: Same team. Same team, baby.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: Switch4Days, thank you for the super chat.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Thank you, dawg.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: Good luck.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: Sykes, what's good, y'all? Happy Tuesday.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Happy Tuesday, dawg.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: Swish for days. Thank you for the super chat.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: Is that the football and the rave sex? I don't
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: know what.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: Dino Santos 420. Nitty offers hand readings for the girls
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: on Fig.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: For free too.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: You give them that little Indian art in their hand?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: He's a henna artist.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: All the prostitutes have henna. What's Nitty's done with them?
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: That's how I brand them.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: Gilbert Partida, thank you for the super chat. Swish4Days, thank
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: you for the super chat. Greñas, same team.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: Same team, baby. Same team, Greñas.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: RyanX1, same team with the hamburger.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: Thank you, dog. Thank you, homie.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: Holy shit.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: Did you guys take the same team thing from gay people? No.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: They're on the same team. They are on the same team.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: XG and Nitty been fucking, dude.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: They're on the same team.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: They are on the same team. Everybody's on the same team.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: Steptone from the Deftones started saying it on this one
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: crazy Nas.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: Episode we were on. We were just nodding it hard.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: And then he started saying it. But he didn't just
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: say it. Remember, he started yelling that shit. Everyone was like, Like,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: if that episode's still up, I'll re-link it again. But, like, dude,
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: there was one episode where he was yelling a lot
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: that day, right? We were on a sick one. Yeah, no, but.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: It was, like, during COVID, I think. Like, man, COVID,
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: we thought we were dying. We were doing a lot of.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: It was fucking wild. That was so fun. That was
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: so fun. COVID was honestly so fun.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: It was crazy.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: All this time off, we were renting houses in Sequoia
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: and in Joshua Tree.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: I was flying everywhere. Xavier was, though.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: I was telling my girl we should, but she was
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: afraid of flying. So me and my 20 friends, we
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: would just go bring bags of Molly, bags of Ye,
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: bags of.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: Of mushrooms, acid.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: They're dying. Who cares?
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: Literally all of the world's, any free drug. I remember
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: we did it for a bunch of months in a
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: row and then one day I was blasted on ketamine,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: on acid, coke, molly, everything, right? And I remember thinking,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: one of us is going to die. I'm like, this
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: much drugs, like fucking Tony Montana or whatever fucking level
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: of drugs.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: Is, we're going to die.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: And a couple of us did. But not from drugs.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: Not from those drugs.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: Not from those drugs.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: It was just a fucking heart attack a week later.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: Not from drugs.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: Nobody that did that party. But then some people who
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: were partying harder outside.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: Of that group. We all got the text message. We
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: all got a warning.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: We all got scared.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: We all got a little scared. It was three, fool.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: Buquan was my friend.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: But that was even before COVID. It was quagmire, but
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: female version.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: Kate Quigley? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: Didn't Kim Flores die from coke, too?
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: Kevin Bartnett died of fentanyl, I think, in Mexico doing coke.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: A lot of people were. It just... Next one, dawg.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: Next one, that motherfucker. Thanks for the history lesson. Cool info.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and let that be a lesson. I hope you're
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: listening to it, Christian. I know, but I'm just adding
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: you on. I hope you heard the last conversation we
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: had right now.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: He knows what he's saying.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he was talking about you. He enjoyed the breakdown.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Dougie.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: Burn it, Beto. Same to you, Globitos.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Has been a while since I had a Globito. Yeah,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: just like how legs give you cancer.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: What is that? What are you talking about? This guy
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: said This guy thought people who had cancer couldn't walk.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: No, that's not what I fucking said. Yes, you did. Yes,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: you did. He was talking about don't do a balloon.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: I was like, man, it's just a balloon, dog.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: Nitrous? It's bad for you.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: Fuck up your spine.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that, but it kills brain cells
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: just because you're lacking oxygen to your brain. So that's
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: why I don't do it. That's the high of it.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: You started losing your hair when you started doing balloons
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: because you were holding your breath.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: You're tripping though.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: It's like when you're a kid and you choke each
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: other out or you choke yourself and you pass out.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: It's that. But the adult version.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: Just do acid, doggy.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: Take one, though. Don't do the two.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: You do mushrooms?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: Nah, not anymore. But you've done mushrooms before. Have you
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: done a lot or a little?
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: He went too far.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: So don't go too hard on acid.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: Just do a half a tab.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 3: And see how it feels.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: You're just going to be sitting there like you did
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: at the concert. No, it's a different type of thing.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: The concert was different.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: It was laser. It was fucking lasers into the fucking sky, dude.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: It was crazy. Have you seen the Jesus song?
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: Everything. He sang 60 tracks, dog. I saw him with
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: Drake at the, what was it called? The Larry Hoover.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: The Larry Hoover concert. And it was the best concert
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: I've ever been to. So sick. You should go drive
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: to Arizona and go to see him.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: I'm down.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: Dude, I love Kanye, dude. His music is the fucking best.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: Next one. We got Swoosh4Days. Thank you for the super chat, dog.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: Thank you, dog.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: Speed Minion. Same team. Totally forgot it's Tuesday.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: Same team. Thank you.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: Swoosh4Days.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: Thank you, dog. What does the handicap logo mean?
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: Crip.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: Brody for life.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: That makes sense.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: Brody life. Same team, baby.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: Same team, dawg.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: Hollywood, Terp Hogan. Same team.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: That's right, baby.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Good luck, player.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: Brody life. Ran into XG at Wasteland and shit was lit.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: We kissed. Nah, he didn't say that. Real same teams
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: type shit. We don't smoke the same.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: Sorry. Don't.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: They did not.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: Don't. Don't.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: Don't.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: That was a good-ass time, Doc. Thank you for pulling up.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: Look at him.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: Perry Blanco, my three-year-old son, is playing GTA Vice City
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: on the Switch right now.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: Vice City was dope. Three years old. Vice City was dope.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: Remember seeing the keys on the floor?
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: Better than Roblox. Yeah. Or in the water.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: You just have to fucking get them in the boat.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: You're like, what is that? I'll try that shit. Played
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: with the mom.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: Switch for day. Same team. Cheers, homies.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: Same team, dawg.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: And the last super chat's from Browzy. Sends us the bye-bye.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Browzy. Appreciate that.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: Good luck.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: Buena suerte. Okay, I got everybody.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: We got one just fucking popped out, dawg.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: RobinTheHood99 sends us the fucking pair, dawg. Working out.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: Bitch-ass pair. Fist bump. Fist bump. Robin the Hood, 99
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: is the last one. All right, let me go ahead
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: and put his name in the raffle. So let's go
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: ahead and pick a winner. Good luck to everybody. That's fun.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: Let's see who's going to win the prize pack today.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: Good luck. Damn, just bypassed Rousey. It is Swoosh for Days.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: Swoosh for Days. Congratulations. Thank you so much, Swoosh for Days.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you participating and super chatting. He's going to have
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: Swiss for weeks now after getting this back. He got
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: himself a new bong. He got himself some Hadar. And
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: we don't smoke the same hat. So salute to him.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: That's right. We'll be doing another giveaway Thursday. So make
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: sure you guys tune in on Thursday. We're also going
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: to be doing. a Patreon episode tomorrow. We got Reverie
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: stopping by, so make sure you guys tune in tomorrow.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: It's Patreon only. It's going to be at night, so
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: make sure you guys tune in. I want to thank
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: Harmos for... Oh, no, we still have 15 minutes. I
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: was like, damn, we're out of fucking time today. Well,
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: because I wanted to pick a winner, and last time
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: we get fucking backtracked. You know what I mean?
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: And then, like, on Tuesdays, we have to clean people.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: I wonder how we clean up your mess.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: I wonder how people left. Because they thought it was
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: the end. Oh, that's fine.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: It's still over here, bro.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: Come on, dawg. They don't know if we're going to
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: do a spontaneous giveaway. Did you have any gigs over
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: the weekend?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: No, I was just in Chicago.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: You were too high.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: Either way.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: I was high for two days on Acid, and I
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: did Acid again the next day and just wandered the city.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: So you were in Chicago for Kanye's return to Chicago. Yeah,
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: it was so cool, dude.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: That's the shit.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: It was one of the coolest things ever. The city
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: was lit.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: Does he even give a fuck about Chicago?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: He did, man.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 4: It was cool, dude. At one point, you could see
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 4: he was like, He's a GD. He's like, I haven't been,
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 4: this is my first time touring in five years, you know?
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 4: And when the place was going crazy, he was just
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 4: like taking.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 3: It all in.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: Was there any races there? Did you see any like, oh,
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: that fool's right. I mean, he came out with some.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: No, I think people were all waiting for him to
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: do that. Hail Hitler song. That's what I was wondering.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: I was wondering. He could have done the Hallelujah version, though.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: Because you know he remade it. You know he sang
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: it in Mexico City.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: No, he didn't.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 5: He had the merch. My homies bought merch with the
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 5: swastika thing on it.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: What year was that?
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: Fucking like six, seven, eight months ago.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: Maybe a year ago. He did the Hitler song?
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: He didn't do it as Hallelujah?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: He never sent me my shirt. Fucking asshole.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: What'd you order? The Nazi shirt?
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because it was going to go up in price,
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: When did it say it was going to be delivered by?
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: Dog, it never got sent out. A lot of people
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: never got their merch. Was you going to refund at least?
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: So they kept their money? I did dispute it, though,
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: so fuck that. But Tommy got his.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, A +.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: He got his shirt?
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: He got his shirt and the hoodie.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: With the Spock on it?
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Buying Nazi shirts as an investment is like... I
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: wonder how many Jewish people did, too. Oh, that's the most.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: They're like, it's a great investment. They're the ones that
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: gave him the idea.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: Why do you think he didn't get his?
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: It will go up in value and it will be limited.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: They didn't want to go in to get him.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: Huh? Be limited. That was dope, though. One of the
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: greatest concerts I ever saw.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, he's the best.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: I fucking could have.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: It was cool they had Cudi out. Did anybody else cry?
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: That was so sick. I would have expected that.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: And the thing was, they've been beefing, so that was weird.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 4: There was so much, and even them, when they got
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 4: up together, because everybody he brought up, he would do
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 4: a song with them and then let them do one
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: song on their own.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, dope. And then they'd go and he'd do that
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: with everybody that came up.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: I wonder how hard it is to fucking not fall
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: over on things.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: They're literally chained down to the fucking thing.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, sick.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 3: You can see it.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: There's a video that explained all that.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: Man, it's the pain. Hold on.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 4: He did 60 songs and the whole time you're like,
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: There's another 200 songs he could.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: Have done that are fucking bangers that he never did. Yeah,
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: that's how good he fucking is.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: It's so sick, man.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 3: Even when Kid Cudi came out, you're like, these two
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: alone could do 200 songs right now.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. To not forget fucking lyrics, that's pretty fucking.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: It was pretty dope. Lupe Fiasco came out and murdered it, too.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: That was so sick.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: That's dope.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: Lupe Fiasco.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I forgot. You know who I wish did
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: a reunion tour?
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: He did.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: Did he push?
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: First he did.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: He did Superstar and then Touch the Sky.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: Did he do Words I Never Said?
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing. That's the song that he was like,
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about my career. You heard
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: the story about Obama having him be one of the performers...
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: for the second inaugural, and he got kicked off stage
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 3: for talking shit about Obama on stage.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: Whoa. Because you know, in Words I Never Said, where
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 3: he goes, and that's why I didn't vote for him.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: So at the inauguration, he goes, and that's why I
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 3: didn't vote for him.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: This time either.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: And he's just fucking yelling about how he didn't vote
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 3: for Obama. And then they cut him after that song,
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: and we're like, all right.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: You're off.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: They're like, this is a celebration of this guy. And
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: he's like, because he supported Israel and all that shit. Man,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 3: that song goes so fucking hard. But he kind of,
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 3: you know, his career just went down the drain because
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 3: of that shit. Because they're like, all right, we're not
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: going to play you on the radio or anything. Well,
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: his label fucked them, right? Yeah, they tried to not
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: let that album even out. But there's so much protest
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 3: against that label that they finally put it out. It's
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: a banger.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: Lasers. Somebody said, did he do wheels on the bus?
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 3: I wish.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: That would have been so fun. Let's read another Super Chat.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 2: Man is the painter. Chi-town for life.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: My first time there. That is a big city.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: Let him finish reading the Super Chat.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: That's all it was.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: I guess he has one more. I commented on the
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: Super Chat.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, was it... Chinatown?
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't read that.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 3: My bad. Yeah, you read the fucking Super Chat. Principal
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 3: Lee's own. You know what I mean?
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: Alright, Sykes, this is the deadhead Latino homie compa.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: Dreadhead?
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: Dreadhead.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, the fool who went to the soccer game. He's
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: like some dreadhead fool. Wednesday is the only game that's
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: gonna fucking go down this month. But yeah, it's about
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: that time. Hermos, do you have any shows? You got
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: a podcast with Saul, right?
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me and Saul do the Bad Habits podcast. It's
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: funny that he's an ex-gambler. Yeah. I think the gambler. Yeah.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: And you're a current. And I gamble a lot.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it don't sound like he's doing
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: this old type of things. No, he's good at it.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: I'm good at it, though. Like, I'm good at football.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: You guys want good picks for football week one? I
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: think the safest way to three. I got it at
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: three and a half X for this parlay, but it's
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: to a tongue of the law under 200 and like
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: nine yards.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: I think it was. Oh, you do price picks?
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 3: I've been doing underdog, and I have a bookie, but
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: Tua and Deshaun Watson's under on yards. I think Deshaun
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: Watson's like 179 or something. I think those two parlayed together,
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 3: three and.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: A half X.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: I put like 200 bucks on. 700 easy, I think.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: You got to show me.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: I made like 40 g's last football season off of
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: it and and uh god damn you should sell your
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 3: um picks i was giving them out i have i
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: have like a i have a text chat if you
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 3: guys want to be in it you guys can get my.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 5: I do that with the homies they have uh you
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 5: gotta find out who's good at what At different sports.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's for love soccer. So I just ask him
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: every weekend, I'm like, any team that you think I
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: should bet on?
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: He's like, this is guaranteed.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: Did he make you 40 Gs last night? Not like that,
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: but I also don't bet as much as he does.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: I want Hermosa's pick then.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: My buddy Cam is really good at UFC, so he
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: gives out his UFC picks. Last big one, I forget
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: what number it was, but I had like $ 700 of
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: bets out, and I ended up making $ 1, 800 off of it.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: So I made $ 1, 100 that day.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: Amazing. Like you just have to know guys who have like,
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 3: who know certain things. And if you can, if they're really,
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 3: I'm like, how confident are you about this shit? And
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 3: he was like, he was like, I'm putting a thousand
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 3: dollars on these two to win by themselves. And I'm like,
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: if you're doing a thousand, I'll do $ 300. Yeah. That's
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 3: how I do it.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: I just, I go off on how much is there,
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: but I'm like, what the bet is. And I'm like,
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: I got 50 bucks on it or whatever.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 3: In a football season. How much is your average bet? Uh,
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 3: it was like probably like 50. I have a bit. Yeah.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: Do you do parlays? All parlays.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: All parlays? How many legs?
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: Six or eight.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 3: Ooh. But, like, the way I made the biggest chunk was,
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 3: and this is a genius play you guys should all
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: try to do if you can. So if you're watching
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 3: a basketball game, this works only for basketball, and it's
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: the third quarter and one team is up 40-something, you know,
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 3: 50 is even better, but 40, 30, 40... big, huge number,
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: the game's over. You immediately go on underdog, you find
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: all the starters for both teams, and you start hitting
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 3: their unders. Counting on the fact that a good coach
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 3: could pull all of his starters, this game's over, there's
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: no coming back, and they shouldn't play at all in
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 3: the fourth, and then all the unders will hit. I
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: did that where I put like 200 on an eight
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 3: game parlay because the Wolves were beating the Jazz by
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: like a lot. pulled all of the players, and I
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 3: won like $ 25, 000. Because the multiple was so high at
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: that time, too. Off one game, yeah. Because the multiple
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 3: was like at like 100 and something X or something.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 3: It was like crazy. Because eight players, it's a lot
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 3: of shit to hit. But they take it down quick,
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: because as soon as they pull the players, or as
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 3: soon as somebody gets a hunch that they're going to
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 3: pull the players, they pull that bet down. So you
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 3: got to get it in really fast. And sometimes I've
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: done it where it's almost hit. Like sometimes some of
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: the shit's fucking fishy. Like one time, do you guys
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: follow basketball? You know who Christoph Porzingis is? So like
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 3: injured guy, he was playing for the Hawks, injury prone guy.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 3: Everybody had hit the under, everybody had gotten pulled. I
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 3: was going to make like a few Gs off of
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: a bet. And my buddies were too, who were tailing me.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 3: We were very excited. With like a few minutes left
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 3: in the game, they put Christoph Porzingis back in to
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: a game that's like 40-point difference, and he scores two
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: quick baskets, and then they take him out. They literally
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 3: put him back in to hit the over, and then
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: they pulled him out. A guy who's injured, I was like,
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: this is fishy. I'm like, somebody's gambling on that team
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 3: and needs Christoph to hit the over.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 1: But there is that.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 3: You know, you do have to worry about fucking cheating.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's what I felt about the World Cup.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 5: There was a couple of things we were like, what
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 5: the fuck? Everyone bet on this. Like Brazil. Brazil, I know.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 5: I think it was Germany or Brazil or one of
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 5: these ones where everyone had that parlay and I was like,
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 5: everyone was like.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 3: What about the US games, dog? That shit was fake
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 3: as fuck. Paraguay fucking is the best defense against France.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: But against us, they are complete dog shit and just
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 3: give the ball right back in the box and shit.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 1: Like somebody bribed.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 3: These Paraguayans who don't have any money and are playing
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 3: for this team were handed 20 grand each. and told,
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 3: you can lose one of these group stage games and
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 3: still make it out and still be a hero in
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: your country and bring more money back here. Why would
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: you not take that? You're a poor person who's just
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: on a club team in Paraguay or some shit. U.S. dollar, too? U.S. dollar, too, yeah.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 3: And it's good for America because the World Cup's in America.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 3: If we didn't make it out of the group stage,
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 3: ratings would have been worse. It wouldn't have been as
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 3: exciting for Americans. It wouldn't have been as invested. All rigged, honestly.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 5: I'm low-key it got political, and then it got manhandled anyway.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 3: That shit was gross, dude. Not letting the Iranians into
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: the country. I was there for an Iran game. We're
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: such hospitable people. If we were holding the World Cup,
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 3: everybody would be, like, welcomed to stay in people's houses
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 3: and shit at the World Cup. That's how much they
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 3: want to, like. show their hospitality money on Airbnb. Instead,
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: these guys were like, you guys have to stay in Tijuana.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 3: But apparently the Tijuana community really fucking went hard for
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: the Iranian people. And they're, the Iranians are like, Tijuana
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 3: is like our home away from home. Now we like
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 3: love the Tijuana people. Like, yeah.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: Mexican people.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 3: Uh, where can they follow you at brother at hormones,
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 3: comedy on, on everything. And, check out the bad habits
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 3: podcast and a comedy dating show. Uh, On Gas Digital
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: with Kim Congdon.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: Nice, nice.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 3: Have you done it? You did it.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 1: I've done it before.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 3: Not a filmed one, but now we're filming them and
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 3: putting them on YouTube. They're fun, dude.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: I was competing for super OnlyFans chick.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 3: Very thick. Very thick.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 1: Didn't win.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 3: She's lost weight now, but... But I think she was
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: hotter when she was there.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 1: No, she was hot. I'm not saying, but she was
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 1: just like, you don't know, obviously, when you get there.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: And I was just like, holy shit.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 3: She's a dick, dick, dick.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 3: The last episode we filmed, we did it at the mothership,
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 3: and it was Christina P.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 1: Post-Tom Segura divorce.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: That must have been great.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That must have been hilarious. So that's going to
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 3: come out soon.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: So what side are you on? Team P or Team Segura?
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm on team whatever's right for the children. I
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 3: don't know, dude.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 5: I'm with whatever's right for your mom's house. I'm a
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 5: your mom's house fan, so as long as the show
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 5: keeps going and if they can eventually sit there and
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 5: do a pod together, which I think eventually maybe they could,
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 5: that's the long-term goal.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 1: But as long as they're both happy.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's their long-term goal in life, to do a
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 2: pod together.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 1: That's my long-term goal.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 3: That's what I want. Yeah, I just hope they're all right.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 3: Divorce sucks. Like, I've been through a divorce where it
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 3: was chill as fuck. Like, literally the best version of
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 3: a divorce could be. And it still sucked and took, like,
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 3: five years. I can't imagine, like, with kids and that
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 3: much money. It's not a fun thing at all. Suck.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: Shout out to you guys for listening. I already know
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 3: what it is. Number one Mexican podcast in the world.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 4: Um, this week, um, if you want to come to
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 4: a show in LA, I'll be at the comedy store
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 4: on Wednesday doing a small spot.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 3: Main room.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 3: And on Saturday, I'll be in Laguna Nigal for a
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 3: Don't Tell comedy show. And, um, Nigal? Yeah. Yeah. And, um,
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 3: hit me up if you want to come. I'll send
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 3: you a link to get tickets.
• 1:49:04
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• 1:49:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, Thursday at 9.30. We got Demi Love.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: Check her out. She's going to be here. Thank you
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: for coming on, my boy.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Dougie.
• 1:49:14
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• 1:49:16
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• 1:49:18
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• 1:49:20
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 2: Shout out to God and wifey. Tune in tomorrow night
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 2: for a Patreon-only podcast. And tune in later to the
• 1:49:28
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• 1:49:28
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• 1:49:29
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• 1:49:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 1: Thank you, everybody, for watching and tuning in. I think Dr.
• 1:49:34
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• 1:49:37
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• 1:49:39
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• 1:49:42
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• 1:49:44
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• 1:49:47
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• 1:49:49
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• 1:49:57
  Speaker 1: as well. We'll see what B-Real has this week. And
• 1:50:00
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• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: And Thursday, we'll be back with the podcast. See you
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 1: guys then. Peace.