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Kadeem needs to lay still or he's getting a sleep divorce! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Why are you yawning, Kate? You're trying to do radio show.
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  Speaker 1: You can't yawn when you're on the air. Everybody's tired.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a sleepy girl, especially because my husband is like
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  Speaker 2: preventing me from having sleep. And it just made me
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  Speaker 2: think we've talked a lot about on the show sleep divorces.
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  Speaker 2: And I think I get it. I think I get
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  Speaker 2: why it saves marriages. I think I understand why people
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  Speaker 2: do the Scandinavian sleep method, because quite honestly, I want
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  Speaker 2: to choke my man out.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, explain the Scandinavian method.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
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  Speaker 2: The Scandinavian sleep method is when you are in a
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  Speaker 2: bed and you use two separate blankets.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. And what is sleep divorce?
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  Speaker 2: Sleep divorce is when you don't sleep in the same
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  Speaker 2: bed as your partner because they are probably bed hogs
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  Speaker 2: and you get better sleep.
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  Speaker 1: And what is going on with you and your husband?
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  Speaker 2: My husband, he keeps waking me up in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of the night, and it is making me so mad.
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  Speaker 2: Either he is pulling the blanket, either he's asking me
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  Speaker 2: to scoot over because he thinks I'm hogging the bed
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  Speaker 2: when really I'm on the edge, or it's just his
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  Speaker 2: sneezing or his coughing or him just being.
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  Speaker 4: Can I ask you a question?
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  Speaker 5: Are you guys you guys are still in the guest
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  Speaker 5: room of your grandma's house, right?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: So is that a king size bed? Is that a
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  Speaker 4: queen size?
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  Speaker 1: Is it a full?
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  Speaker 2: It's a queen size bed. And when I tell you
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  Speaker 2: we have the conversation of when we move out of
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  Speaker 2: this house, we are getting a California king.
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  Speaker 4: No negotiation. Can I just tell you something?
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  Speaker 5: Of all the advice that I've ever heard about marriage,
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  Speaker 5: the best advice I've ever heard was spend the money
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  Speaker 5: and get a king-size bed because it doesn't matter how
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  Speaker 5: big you are. Like at some point, you're going to
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  Speaker 5: have kids or dogs or something like that. Or you
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  Speaker 5: just need a little extra room, and that little extra
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  Speaker 5: room will save the marriage.
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  Speaker 2: It truly does. And then you have the bigger mattress,
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  Speaker 2: which means you have a bigger blanket. That means I'm
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  Speaker 2: not playing tug-of-war, and that means I love him again.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to get out of there and get
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  Speaker 4: a bigger size bed.
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  Speaker 2: He is literally making me crash out because then I
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  Speaker 2: can't fall back asleep. And it just makes me so mad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, you get to enjoy your mornings. I do too,
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  Speaker 2: but I got to be up before the birds are.
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  Speaker 6: I kind of wonder if there's a little something else
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  Speaker 6: going on behind that.
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  Speaker 4: A little different motivation. What do you mean, Kyle?
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  Speaker 6: Well, because Peyton, you have shared that like Kadeem really
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  Speaker 6: wants a baby. And like waking up in the middle
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  Speaker 6: of the night, that's what happens. I wonder if he's
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  Speaker 6: like pre-training you.
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  Speaker 2: For pre-training to knock me up.
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  Speaker 1: To have a baby.
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  Speaker 4: No, to get up in the middle of the night
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  Speaker 4: and feed the baby.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I actually wouldn't put that back.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, he's scheming behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 2: Especially because right now he's kind of in this weird
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  Speaker 2: prank mode. So he keeps setting up cameras to get
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  Speaker 2: me like pranked. And I wouldn't be shocked if he
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  Speaker 2: was purposely waking me up in the middle.
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  Speaker 4: Of the night.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, let's see how she's going to be when
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  Speaker 1: she's a new mom. And then now he's like, I'm scared.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe we can wait.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we can wait. Didn't you just ask, like, how
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  Speaker 1: do people go back to sleep?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't you ask that somehow?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Is that because of that? So this has been going
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  Speaker 1: on for a while?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's been going. I have not gotten, like, a
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  Speaker 2: good night's rest in probably three or four weeks.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: Because you can't get back to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Because he wakes me up and then I can't fall
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  Speaker 2: back asleep.
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  Speaker 1: That's terrible.
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  Speaker 5: That is like a, that's an unforgivable crime.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. To wake you up when you get up so early.
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  Speaker 1: Especially on purpose.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like that at all. I think it's on purpose.
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  Speaker 2: Like he's definitely just like clearing his stutter, his allergies
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  Speaker 2: or whatever, but that doesn't change the fact that it's
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  Speaker 2: ridiculously annoying. I used to say my prayers like to
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  Speaker 2: get myself to go back to sleep. I would say
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  Speaker 2: like my Our Fathers and my Hail Marys and I
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  Speaker 2: would usually knock right out.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: But it's not working anymore.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, oh, Heavenly Father, please kill him. No, literally,
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  Speaker 1: out of my dreams, I'm like, smite him. When you're tired,
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  Speaker 1: your anger level goes to like 100.
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  Speaker 2: Totally.
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  Speaker 3: Like, my wife reads every night when we go to bed,
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  Speaker 3: and sometimes I'll fall asleep, and then she'll, like, move
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  Speaker 3: her leg, and I'll wake up, and I get so mad.
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  Speaker 1: Like, ridiculously mad.
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  Speaker 4: We start having these conversations.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, are you going to, you know, come to bed
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  Speaker 5: soon and stay in bed and quit moving?
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  Speaker 4: Because once we go to sleep, we want to stay asleep.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: That's precious, precious life. Precious time.
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  Speaker 1: So what are you going to do? Are you going
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  Speaker 1: to go sleep in another room? Or there are no
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  Speaker 1: other rooms in your house. Everyone's got one taken.
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  Speaker 2: Literally, it's a full house because even if I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to go sleep in the other extra room, my nephews
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  Speaker 2: are there half the time. You guys, it is literally
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  Speaker 2: a full house and I'm about to lose it.
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  Speaker 1: All right. We'll be nice to you over here. If
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  Speaker 1: anybody's got sleep divorce advice for Peyton, let us know.