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Episode 44: Pod Of Whales · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: It mightn't look at it, but I'm hard at work.
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Speaker 2: Brother, it does it doesn't look at it doesn't. As
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Speaker 2: I sit here, I'm accomplishing tasks.
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Speaker 1: Tell me what if you can't you see I.
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Speaker 2: Can't multitask carry all doing. By the way, welcome along
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Speaker 2: to the Tom and Jerry Show with me Jerry McBride
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Speaker 2: and him Tom Olmney. I'm doing a job as I
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Speaker 2: sit here, Tom podcasting to the fine folks.
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Speaker 1: I we're going to hear the snapping of toenails now
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Speaker 1: in a second, use clipping your toenails?
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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm defrosting a fridge. Oh how about that?
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Speaker 1: That? Would you not just take a lump hammer and
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Speaker 1: bolster to it like an ignorant bastard.
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Speaker 2: I mean there was a time I suppose, yes, it's
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Speaker 2: only say that I only have so much fridge money
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Speaker 2: in the budget.
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Speaker 1: I'm with you. Yeah, I have run a couple of
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Speaker 1: fridges with a bolster. And when I could just somebody
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Speaker 1: gets put it up on on Instagram. Some I know them,
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Speaker 1: whoever did it, And they set up a hair dryer
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Speaker 1: up on a chair, blashed in.
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Speaker 2: It, and and I'm not for that. I'm more of
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Speaker 2: a free range, fridge, defroster off. Now I tell you
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Speaker 2: want to start. This is when people tune in for
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Speaker 2: this podcast. They read, they get the hot topics, don't
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Speaker 2: they They gripping stuff like they can never They can
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Speaker 2: never say Tom that we don't pre warn them about
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Speaker 2: what the next ear is going to sound like.
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Speaker 1: But no, yeah, this is this is a job. Now.
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Speaker 2: You know, how often do you defrost the fridge? Tom?
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Speaker 2: Not that often? So you know it's a special occasion.
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Speaker 2: It's the fridge's birthday, I like to say, and it's
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Speaker 2: needed a defrosting for like a couple of weeks.
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Speaker 1: What's wrong, seal gun? No, just build up, you know,
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Speaker 1: don't fucking build up chair. I'd be looking at that
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Speaker 1: seal if I were you. You're overloading the door. Some
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Speaker 1: money is it's a.
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Speaker 2: It's very possible all of the above our true home.
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Speaker 2: But regardless of which, you know, you just had to
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Speaker 2: run down the fridge until there was nothing in it.
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Speaker 2: And you know that's what. You can't just take everything out.
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Speaker 2: You can't just eat all the peas in one go.
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Speaker 2: You can't eat three bags wages.
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Speaker 1: I hear you.
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Speaker 2: I So you kind of had to play your cards, right,
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Speaker 2: and get it down to a point. And I looked
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Speaker 2: at it there and I was like, you know what,
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Speaker 2: I'm going to empty. There's only a couple of packs
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Speaker 2: of waffles and and you know, you know the the
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Speaker 2: what do we call the yellow bye sweet corner? What
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Speaker 2: could I think of the name of sweet?
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Speaker 1: But they're pointless. That's why, Jesus.
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Speaker 2: Christ, this is where I am these days. And I says, right,
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Speaker 2: this is happening. I'm gonna go on podcast now with
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Speaker 2: Tom Barr and be back down here, and this is
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Speaker 2: all just going to be falling asunder. I love it.
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Speaker 2: And I chip awaited for an hour and then go to.
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Speaker 1: Bed edge your seed stuff. Let's as we're podcasting, we're
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Speaker 1: all in on this. I have you any use for
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Speaker 1: a couple of balets? I have so many ballots. Oh
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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
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Speaker 2: I don't have a use for pilots right this second time,
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry to say I'm going to.
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Speaker 1: Do something with them, feeling that I'm just going to
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Speaker 1: saw the lot up and just burn them.
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Speaker 2: But this is the this is this is how manifestos start. Thomas.
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Speaker 1: You know it truly is? It truly is.
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Speaker 2: But it's a man can only see so many pallets
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Speaker 2: before he must do something.
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Speaker 1: It's it's an issue because there's only a handful of
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Speaker 1: the more good ballots. The rest of them are clapped together,
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Speaker 1: heaps of shite that only fit for burning or blocking
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Speaker 1: a gap if you had one, and I don't need
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Speaker 1: gap blocking, so I have. I'm very happy the the
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Speaker 1: the previous office that we're in because at the minute
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Speaker 1: I'm out in the sitting room where it sounds like echo.
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Speaker 1: We we take take taped and jointed at the weekend
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Speaker 1: and there'll be a rake as send and going on
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Speaker 1: tour the week so it should be painted with in
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Speaker 1: the next whenever he wants to. Oh, I hate it.
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Speaker 2: I hate the frost, the fringe all day on my apin.
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Speaker 2: I will send every corner that wall before I painted.
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Speaker 2: But I'm telling you now, well you have to send
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Speaker 2: every corner the wall before you painted.
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Speaker 1: But I know it's not happening. So that has been
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Speaker 1: the update of from the weekends activities. Tickets are selling,
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Speaker 1: weld tickets excellent style for the tour. But very importantly,
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Speaker 1: I think I've hit him milestone in my life. As
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Speaker 1: of today, I'm wearing the slippers they bought me from
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Speaker 1: two Christmas ago I have I have worn slippers and
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Speaker 1: a small ful as age, and I'm now wearing slippers
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Speaker 1: around the house and I'm not entirely comfortable. They are
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Speaker 1: very comfortable, but I'm not comfortable, if you know what
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Speaker 1: I mean. It's kind of a I'm in a state
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Speaker 1: of unrest, guilty.
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Speaker 2: Tom. This is like these slippers are not made of glass,
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Speaker 2: don't know, are not made of splintered wood. You should
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Speaker 2: be comfortable in.
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Speaker 1: These, no you I hear. That's what I'm trying to
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Speaker 1: say to it. My feet are physically comfortable in them,
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Speaker 1: but my soul is guilty slash, not ready for this
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Speaker 1: much enjoyment around my feet, if you know what I mean.
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Speaker 1: It's like it's like an Irish person getting hugged. Sure
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Speaker 1: it's a nice thing on paper, but you want to
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Speaker 1: literally do aud you want to You want to d
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Speaker 1: skin and just run away into the woods. So it's
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Speaker 1: the same thing. I don't know how long they last.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what forty odd years of self flagellation
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Speaker 1: and barbed wire attitude to life be able for these slippers.
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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna again edge of your seat stuff likes
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Speaker 1: You're going to.
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Speaker 2: Go where severe lad is all. I'll say, you're going
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Speaker 2: to be with me.
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Speaker 1: On this right through the podcast, but you will hear
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Speaker 1: a lot of foot tapping back and forth because my
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Speaker 1: feet are like, what, what's with all this comfort, Jesus Christ?
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Speaker 1: Are we oh no?
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Speaker 2: Oh, well, no, we need a little bit of comfort
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Speaker 2: in life. Tom I taya one thing because for all
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Speaker 2: the fridges that are frosting up and for all the
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Speaker 2: feet that are rebelling against comfort, shal we say, there's
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Speaker 2: a whole lot more going on in the world. And
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Speaker 2: that's that's something that we like to take a look
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Speaker 2: at every week in the podcast with a segment we
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Speaker 2: call the weekly what have You.
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Speaker 1: This is a very complicated case, Madi.
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Speaker 2: A lot of outs, a lot of what have you,
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Speaker 2: and uh, a lot of strands to keep in my head.
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Speaker 1: Man, Oh my god, this is currently enough and air.
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Speaker 1: This is this is bang on Yeah, this is unbrand.
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Speaker 1: It's on brand too for us. Really, I guess, isn't it.
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Speaker 2: Let's find out. Let's find out, because I'll tell you
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Speaker 2: one thing, There's a whole lot going on in the world.
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Speaker 2: But what popped out for us was at the weekend,
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Speaker 2: the weekend gone by ladies and gentlemen. There was a massive,
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Speaker 2: spectacular fiftieth anniversary special edition of Saturday Night Live. The
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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, the long running TV show. I
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Speaker 2: just said, it's running for fifty years. So there you go,
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Speaker 2: redundant statements all around. So we said we'd take a
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Speaker 2: little look at Saturday Night Live, because Tom, you know,
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Speaker 2: we comedians one lapsed one, you know, pressing ahead.
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Speaker 1: Hold on, We'll get you back in the game. I'll
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Speaker 1: stuff those gloves, will get We're getting you back in
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Speaker 1: the game. So and and and and and and.
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Speaker 2: Beyond being comedians asselves, Tom, like we were our comedy fans,
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Speaker 2: and this show is fifty years old. I'm forty five
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Speaker 2: next bert to so I would have been, you know,
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Speaker 2: born when it was hitting it straight five or six
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Speaker 2: years in like it's been here my whole life, yours too,
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Speaker 2: and in the time that we have spent with it
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Speaker 2: at least four decades apiece, we thought we'd take a
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Speaker 2: little look and give everybody our thoughts. Yeah, on Saturday
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Speaker 2: Nightlife exactly. I don't think it's gonna take very long, pot,
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Speaker 2: But to be fair, do you know what I think
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Speaker 2: it got overshadowed on Irish TV by a lot of
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Speaker 2: the British comedy if you know what I mean, I
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Speaker 2: don't believe Tom, I correct me if I'm wrong. Where
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Speaker 2: would the human soul in Ireland have seen this up
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Speaker 2: until the dawn of the Internet. Did it play on Sky?
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Speaker 2: I think?
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Speaker 1: I know, and neighbors of Wars did, and I remember
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Speaker 1: anything comedic, I like, they sometimes record the stuff for us. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: but I remember seeing it and we had BBC weirdly
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Speaker 1: and it was on and it was on every so
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Speaker 1: often on that. But I never really got it because
8:02
Speaker 1: obviously the thing is it has been shot live. And
8:05
Speaker 1: that's the tricky part because all I was used to
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Speaker 1: was like sketch shows from you know, you have the
8:10
Speaker 1: two run Runnies or whatever, and you're kind of going, well,
8:12
Speaker 1: these are tight, you know what I mean, you'd anti Python,
8:16
Speaker 1: like you know, Flying Circus and this is tight. You know,
8:19
Speaker 1: you're you know, you talk about a script like sketch
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Speaker 1: like you know four Candles, you know, the hard version.
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Speaker 2: You know. And I'm going to tell you that as well, Tom.
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Speaker 2: They come in like and I'm not going to like
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Speaker 2: bury the leading this all that much, but folks are
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Speaker 2: in night Live. They come in saying like, this is
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Speaker 2: this unprecedented, never before seen live TV comedy, music variety extravaganza,
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Speaker 2: the likes of which the world has never seen. And
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Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, I kind of markoman Wise, we're
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Speaker 2: doing this, lads.
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Speaker 1: You know it's yeah, yeah, and I mean markman Wise,
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Speaker 1: come on, like you know. That's if any of them
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Speaker 1: were honest. They were, That's what they were based in themselves.
8:52
Speaker 1: I think there was a kind of maybe it wasn't
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Speaker 1: on television, but there was a Canadian similar version. I
8:58
Speaker 1: think they were improv or something. But a lot of
9:00
Speaker 1: them come out of it. What was it called a
9:03
Speaker 1: lot of them came through Chicago, but it was it
9:05
Speaker 1: was out of kid. No, it wasn't. It was anyway,
9:10
Speaker 1: it was oh god was it wasn't like fifth Planet
9:14
Speaker 1: or something like that. It was John Candy came through
9:16
Speaker 1: with Second City, Second City, Fifth Planet.
9:21
Speaker 2: Fifth Planet. You know you got me there? You know
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Speaker 2: what you gotta laugh at me, which I gotta tell
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Speaker 2: you is one more than Saturday Night Live was done
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Speaker 2: in his lifetime.
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Speaker 1: My experience, first proper experience of Saturay Night Live, it
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Speaker 1: was two thousand and one. I was living, I was
9:34
Speaker 1: the first time I was in America for the j
9:36
Speaker 1: one that time, and it was it was on because
9:40
Speaker 1: and we ended up loving Con O'Brien even though we
9:42
Speaker 1: didn't really know him. We'd sit around watch him because
9:44
Speaker 1: he was just banned because all we'd seen was the
9:46
Speaker 1: Late Lady, you know what I mean. And he was fast,
9:49
Speaker 1: he was rocket fast like, and he was you know.
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Speaker 1: He'd have great guests on and they were quick, they
9:53
Speaker 1: were done and dusted. But I can remember Saturday night
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Speaker 1: Light coming on. I was like, okay, all right, this
9:59
Speaker 1: is a fairly sketch. I thought it was like a
10:01
Speaker 1: student's thing or something, because I just thought this is
10:05
Speaker 1: But one sketch did come on and it was it
10:08
Speaker 1: was about and it was somebody doing Schwarzenegger and they
10:11
Speaker 1: had like prosthetic jaws put on big square jaws. He
10:16
Speaker 1: did the flat I can't remember who was doing it,
10:20
Speaker 1: probably somebody brilliant like Martin Schart or something like that.
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Speaker 1: But he had the leather jacket on, big white shoulders
10:25
Speaker 1: and he was talking about how he wanted to be
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Speaker 1: president of America and it was it was like and
10:31
Speaker 1: he was basically answering all the reasons why he could
10:34
Speaker 1: make great present and answering also the reasons why he
10:37
Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to be. So it was like, I mean,
10:41
Speaker 1: you know, they asked me, would I have how what
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Speaker 1: would my commanding policies be? How would I be able
10:45
Speaker 1: to control? How would I be able to lead? I
10:47
Speaker 1: mean technically, you know, I was missed the universe for
10:50
Speaker 1: like five times, so technically for five years I ruled
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Speaker 1: the entire universe. And I remember thinking, Okay, this is
10:56
Speaker 1: good stuff. It seemed it was straight to camera. It
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Speaker 1: wasn't improv.
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Speaker 2: Or you know what I mean.
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Speaker 1: It was there was nobody else involved with him. And
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Speaker 1: I can remember one line going and of course you say,
11:07
Speaker 1: because I was born in Austria, I can't actually be president.
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Speaker 1: Will of course, all I need to do is find
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Speaker 1: a large enough woman, climb inside of vagina, stay there
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Speaker 1: for eight months, eating protein, lifting weights, come out, and
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Speaker 1: I'm as American as that for Strudel baby, And I
11:21
Speaker 1: remember thinking, well, this is brilliant, going me, but going
11:25
Speaker 1: back home and following up to see where I can
11:28
Speaker 1: find it and stuff like that. It was like anytime
11:30
Speaker 1: I got to see it, oh this is the weakest pace.
11:33
Speaker 1: I don't mind a bit of panto right where it's
11:35
Speaker 1: you know, somebody corpses and the audience are in at
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Speaker 1: the gag. But it's like Jesus Christ, this is this
11:43
Speaker 1: is awkward to watch, like do you get it? Like
11:46
Speaker 1: you have not been through any hard training. I can
11:48
Speaker 1: tell you that if you know, if you know, like
11:50
Speaker 1: I know, either that.
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Speaker 2: Or you're potting it on. That's the other side, which
11:56
Speaker 2: is way way they follow around corpse and at their
11:57
Speaker 2: own jokes. I'll tell you one thing. I'm gonna tell
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Speaker 2: you now that's put on to cover off a weak material.
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Speaker 2: I'm just going to say that now.
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Speaker 1: I yeah, do you know? I think that's that's what
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Speaker 1: I was. I think that's what my brain was eventually
12:11
Speaker 1: getting to. It's like yeah, it was, yes, Like it's
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Speaker 1: lads and sometimes you see the odd act who is
12:19
Speaker 1: you know, like lengths ahead of everybody around him, but
12:22
Speaker 1: the rest of them just drag him backwards. Like I
12:24
Speaker 1: was watching one and it was recently enough when Shane
12:26
Speaker 1: Gillis was on was his family went to like a
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Speaker 1: Jamaican mass and like they were masses mess wherever we
12:34
Speaker 1: go in the world, and we're going to mass and
12:35
Speaker 1: that's it. They're sitting there and they're dressed like, you know,
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Speaker 1: the quintessential white family, like with the powl of shirts
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Speaker 1: and stuff. But the priest has given it all in
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Speaker 1: like you know, Jamaican style accents, and he starts speaking
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Speaker 1: back to him, and it's very funny to tune back
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Speaker 1: and forth. But then everybody has chimes and you're like, oh,
12:52
Speaker 1: what do you doing? You're absolutely overregging to put in here, lads,
12:55
Speaker 1: not all you need to have a line, you're you know,
12:58
Speaker 1: when you compare that to Little Britain, will say, do
13:01
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Okay, Little Britain well written,
13:05
Speaker 1: you know, stage and whatnot and pre recorded, but like,
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Speaker 1: come on, there's.
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Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta tell you, Tom, Like already you've
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Speaker 2: talked about more Saturday Night Live than I've watched in
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Speaker 2: my life in total.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I swear to God because I here's the thing, right,
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Speaker 1: And we could have saved.
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Speaker 2: This for a role later on in the show, like
13:26
Speaker 2: you know, you know, the way you might have a
13:27
Speaker 2: round the show here, Tom, But yeah, but now you
13:30
Speaker 2: know on occasion, but in this instance, like I'm I'm
13:33
Speaker 2: begging someone to show me what the hell is funny
13:35
Speaker 2: about this? And it talks such a good game. Because
13:39
Speaker 2: when I first heard of Saturday NightLive, it was like, oh, hey,
13:42
Speaker 2: you know it's it's this TV show. It's in America,
13:44
Speaker 2: the Sketch Show. You're like, you like The Fast Show,
13:46
Speaker 2: don't you? Yeah?
13:46
Speaker 1: Of course?
13:46
Speaker 2: Do you like Harry Enfield don't you?
13:48
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow? Yeah?
13:48
Speaker 2: Like Fall? You know you like sit Com?
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Speaker 1: You like all this kind of stuff.
13:51
Speaker 2: Well, how about a TV show that in its time
13:55
Speaker 2: has had Bill Maury, Eddie Morphy.
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Speaker 3: Dank Royd, James Belushi, John Candy, John Candy, just name
14:06
Speaker 3: after name after name, Chris Rock, just like Adam Sandler,
14:10
Speaker 3: just hitting him out of the part.
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Speaker 4: I'm like, all these people, Chevy Chase, all these people
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Speaker 4: in one place. What that's That's gotta be the most
14:21
Speaker 4: incredible TV show ever. And then you watch it and
14:25
Speaker 4: you're like, god, damn, this is weak sauce good heavens,
14:31
Speaker 4: what are we doing here?
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Speaker 1: People?
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Speaker 2: What are we doing here?
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Speaker 1: I personally, I think where it all falls down is
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Speaker 1: like you have these class actors, even a good premise, right,
14:42
Speaker 1: but then like you, I know.
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Speaker 2: What you're gonna say here, Tom, if you if you
14:46
Speaker 2: don't say it, I'll say go ahead.
14:48
Speaker 1: And then they it's like everybody needs to get a line,
14:53
Speaker 1: you know, And I.
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Speaker 2: Exactly what I was going to say that it just
14:58
Speaker 2: does not end. They put on a skit and they're like, huh,
15:02
Speaker 2: I get it. Yeah, and then all of a sudden
15:05
Speaker 2: you look at the clock and there's another seven minutes
15:07
Speaker 2: of it left. And I appreciate that. It's the live
15:09
Speaker 2: show and they're trying to build a set over here.
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Speaker 2: People are changing costumes things like this, so they're going
15:15
Speaker 2: to need Okay, we need eight minutes to get Tina
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Speaker 2: Fey ready for this next sketch, and we need X
15:20
Speaker 2: y Z. So go out there and fill eight minutes.
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Speaker 2: Stretch a two minute bit up.
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Speaker 1: To eight minutes. And it is and that's what it is.
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Speaker 1: It's that's exactly what it is. It's a funny premise,
15:31
Speaker 1: a two minute funny premise like Cats and Tete I
15:34
Speaker 1: think said it. She said, there's a rule, there's a
15:36
Speaker 1: set but because listen comedy, you know set sketch comedy,
15:39
Speaker 1: I mean as it's as old as the hills in
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Speaker 1: the UK, and it's she said, no, there's a set rule.
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Speaker 1: You got to be in and out maximum two and
15:47
Speaker 1: a half minutes one of the greatest. And I'll give
15:49
Speaker 1: people an example of something like this is a comedic
15:52
Speaker 1: example of how a sketch can be absolutely incredible. And
15:57
Speaker 1: I need to find this show again. But it was
16:00
Speaker 1: I think it was produced by Graham Norton. It was
16:02
Speaker 1: for kids. It was a kid's friendly sketch show. And
16:07
Speaker 1: that's how you know you're a good writer. When you
16:09
Speaker 1: don't have to go anywhere you have to you have
16:12
Speaker 1: so many guidelines to stay between. You've got to be crafty.
16:16
Speaker 1: And it was this sketch where it was a It
16:18
Speaker 1: was people queuing to go through the airport scanner and
16:22
Speaker 1: it's just panning along, no dialogue, just you know, background
16:26
Speaker 1: noises and whatnot. And two or three people go through,
16:31
Speaker 1: and then you see one person's queuing about to walk
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Speaker 1: through and it's a night, a medieval night, and then
16:41
Speaker 1: he stepped He steps through through like anybody normally would.
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Speaker 1: The thing goes off. Excuse me, the thing goes off.
16:49
Speaker 1: He's like, for a second, goes what And then it
16:52
Speaker 1: comes to him and you're like, oh, yeah, you're gonna
16:54
Speaker 1: cop that.
16:54
Speaker 2: You're just armor.
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Speaker 1: This is all a milliseconds that you're gonna cop. He
16:57
Speaker 1: taps this and he LIFs, takes out his key and
17:00
Speaker 1: he throws him at the wood. What am I like?
17:02
Speaker 1: And goes back to off, back through it again. End
17:04
Speaker 1: the sketch done in like twenty seven of sketch done
17:07
Speaker 1: in twenty beautiful.
17:10
Speaker 2: And if that was Saturday Night Live, they would run
17:12
Speaker 2: that shit for six minutes. It would have that week's
17:16
Speaker 2: special guest star the rock Anisi O'Dell torrow working as
17:21
Speaker 2: the TSA guy. Yeah, and it would be on YouTube.
17:26
Speaker 2: Armor Man, armor Man at Airport and everybody will be
17:31
Speaker 2: falling over the sales corpus and over, and then they
17:34
Speaker 2: would do Armorman at seven or eight other things, armor
17:37
Speaker 2: Man trying to get into the inauguration, armor Man trying
17:39
Speaker 2: to get into a museum. Then there would be armor
17:42
Speaker 2: Man the movie that would make eight million dollars off
17:45
Speaker 2: the back of a forty million budget, and then you
17:47
Speaker 2: would never see armor Man.
17:48
Speaker 1: Gain Well, I have a pet I understand the way
17:53
Speaker 1: of the show, because you know, you're Dave Chappelle opening it,
17:55
Speaker 1: and you have Bill Burrow opening, and you have these
17:58
Speaker 1: amazing comedians opening. Nostalgia and weight Americans have no problem
18:03
Speaker 1: in throwing weight behind the thing when there's absolutely all
18:06
Speaker 1: four coat and no nickers, do you know what I mean?
18:08
Speaker 1: Like they like and that's what SNEL is like. But
18:11
Speaker 1: it's an institution based on what wake water die, wake
18:16
Speaker 1: watery water what? And I understand that. You know, you've
18:20
Speaker 1: got to press the flesh and you gotta you gotta
18:22
Speaker 1: take a bite of the sandwich that everybody's eating when
18:24
Speaker 1: you're in Hollywood. But when you see sar Sharona and
18:26
Speaker 1: of recent times, Paul Meskal lover, you see Paul Meskell
18:30
Speaker 1: doing one as well. Now, Paul Meskal kind of he
18:34
Speaker 1: went along with it, okay in that I think there
18:38
Speaker 1: was taken that he took the pace out of Americans
18:40
Speaker 1: pretend to be American Irish. Now for us to see
18:42
Speaker 1: that as a guy, that's Ryan Air joke, that's fucking
18:44
Speaker 1: twenty years old. You're like Jesus Christ. He's no comedian
18:48
Speaker 1: and neither Research Corona. And you give him that to
18:50
Speaker 1: be all right, all right, he's.
18:51
Speaker 2: An Academy Award nominated people. Tom these are good actors.
18:55
Speaker 1: But mother, when they put it, they can't do this,
18:58
Speaker 1: they can't do it. And they but the thing is
19:00
Speaker 1: they fit in just fine because the premise is so weak,
19:03
Speaker 1: you're like, oh Jesus Christ. And they're on a regular basis.
19:08
Speaker 1: And I'm not one of these people who chirps up
19:10
Speaker 1: and goes I can't believe they're owning Katie Taylor. Now, okay,
19:12
Speaker 1: it happens all the time. Sky Sports do it or
19:14
Speaker 1: PEPC do. I don't mind. I'm not getting all patriotic
19:20
Speaker 1: about it, but they do on a fairly regular basis,
19:23
Speaker 1: have a shot at Ireland for some reason as being I.
19:27
Speaker 2: Guess one of the impression but good cracked.
19:30
Speaker 1: But also yeah, but under they they don't mind you know,
19:34
Speaker 1: poking this like notion that we're still still going around
19:38
Speaker 1: with alongside burns and it's eighteen twenty in our lives,
19:41
Speaker 1: like do you know there's and if it was good,
19:45
Speaker 1: if it was good, like family guy when the you know,
19:47
Speaker 1: the airplane lands in Ireland lens and there's nothing but
19:50
Speaker 1: like bottle bottles, bottles, and yeah, you know, yeah that's hilarious,
19:55
Speaker 1: you know.
19:56
Speaker 2: And I don't think we're disagreeing with you here, Tom.
19:58
Speaker 2: I like comedy when it's funny, but this ship isn't,
20:01
Speaker 2: uh straight up, you know, we're straight you know, And
20:05
Speaker 2: and and and here's the thing as well. I mentioned
20:08
Speaker 2: Armorman the movie.
20:09
Speaker 1: There they do.
20:12
Speaker 2: They used to do this a lot more than they
20:14
Speaker 2: do now, that they would spin out if they thought
20:17
Speaker 2: for a if you thought for a second that a
20:19
Speaker 2: five minute snl skit was too long. God damn it.
20:23
Speaker 2: They made some movies, Tom, They spun out characters to
20:26
Speaker 2: feature length movies, of which there are only two that
20:29
Speaker 2: are any good, The Blues Brothers and Wayne's World. Your
20:32
Speaker 2: mileage may vary, but I think you're going to say
20:35
Speaker 2: that the Blues Brothers in Wayales World are much better
20:37
Speaker 2: than for example, It's pat But do.
20:41
Speaker 1: You know what was what it was the heads was
20:44
Speaker 1: was yeah, like like Belushi and dan Aker were left
20:49
Speaker 1: their own devices and it was only them. In Wayne's World,
20:53
Speaker 1: it was Mike Myers and.
20:55
Speaker 2: Uh only watched out of the Weekend.
20:58
Speaker 1: Actually incredible, Like Mike my I one of the the
21:01
Speaker 1: best that has ever done it ever again another Canadian,
21:05
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and had to come to
21:06
Speaker 1: America really to push his name. Like but Jesus Christ,
21:11
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's it's it's what I'll say is this,
21:15
Speaker 1: but I'll give it.
21:16
Speaker 2: I'll give it as good as I can and fifty
21:19
Speaker 2: years is an accomplishment, and I wish him the best
21:22
Speaker 2: in the future. Endeaver.
21:25
Speaker 1: It's very much like American chocolate. How about that now
21:29
Speaker 1: you said it four cold.
21:30
Speaker 2: We were raised on Cadbury and when we first time
21:34
Speaker 2: you had a Hairshey Bart, You're like, what is this nonsense?
21:38
Speaker 2: How do you people eat this?
21:39
Speaker 1: How is this on sale? I remember, haven't you haven't
21:42
Speaker 1: you had Cadbury?
21:43
Speaker 2: Haven't you had real chocolate? I remember this man at
21:46
Speaker 2: dairy milk over here, we take that hairshe's and throat
21:49
Speaker 2: in the rubbish.
21:50
Speaker 1: I remember thrown a Hershey kisses out on the the
21:54
Speaker 1: cousins brought him and I couldn't wait till the left
21:56
Speaker 1: so I could fuck him out right, do you know?
21:59
Speaker 1: And I threw them out into the path, expecting the
22:01
Speaker 1: crows to eat them, because the crows would invariably eat
22:04
Speaker 1: anything if you left it out in the path. Back
22:06
Speaker 1: ten all they came down and one crow hit it
22:10
Speaker 1: and he dropped. He was gone with it, and about
22:12
Speaker 1: six feet off the ground he went the fucking Christ
22:15
Speaker 1: the help.
22:17
Speaker 2: And so be it with me. And you know a
22:18
Speaker 2: lot of people out there, if you love starting out live,
22:20
Speaker 2: I'm glad. You're glad you get enjoyment out of it.
22:22
Speaker 2: I think it's it's just like hershe's chocolate. It's just
22:25
Speaker 2: not to my taste. Too synthetic.
22:28
Speaker 1: Where's the milk? Get it out of here. I'm with you.
22:32
Speaker 1: They I think too. I think too. There's a guy,
22:35
Speaker 1: Laurne Michaels has been the booker and the producer Robert
22:37
Speaker 1: for every fifty years. Yeah, and like you're going, yeah,
22:41
Speaker 1: that's not what I mean. That's why maybe it's still
22:44
Speaker 1: fucking stodgy. Do you know? You have great writers all
22:48
Speaker 1: over America could sit and make something sharp as hell.
22:52
Speaker 1: I'm sure we're not. We're not privy today, as you said,
22:55
Speaker 1: like you know, the staging of it and they're moving
22:57
Speaker 1: around and getting it done live and all the rest
22:59
Speaker 1: of it. I don't know.
23:01
Speaker 2: I got news, Lad, don't do it live. I'm sorry,
23:03
Speaker 2: just don't. Who's asking you to put on? If it's
23:06
Speaker 2: not live, put on a better show, regardless of which
23:09
Speaker 2: Tom that is Lauren Michaels his show.
23:12
Speaker 1: What a lad? What can we say? How do I
23:15
Speaker 1: get out of this bit?
23:16
Speaker 2: Tom? Well, we do it start in a night live
23:20
Speaker 2: style and we just start laughing at ourselves for a
23:22
Speaker 2: little while and we'll talk it.
23:24
Speaker 1: We talk it to death, or we could just do
23:27
Speaker 1: a fast nip from a smash cut from that crow
23:30
Speaker 1: spitting out that Hershey what six feet off the ground
23:33
Speaker 1: because he took something that was absolutely rank, not realizing
23:38
Speaker 1: what it was, much like a lad that we know.
23:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's smooth.
23:43
Speaker 1: I like that. Now there's that guy. You like that?
23:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the lad. We know we're talking about this.
23:51
Speaker 1: Lad, this lad. Now, I don't know. Right before I
23:54
Speaker 1: want to preface this, I don't know. And maybe at
23:56
Speaker 1: the end, much like this has happened to us before,
23:58
Speaker 1: we're going, well, who is the lad in this story?
24:00
Speaker 1: Because despair here the well, there's definitely one of two,
24:06
Speaker 1: like it's going to be. There's three people involved, but three,
24:09
Speaker 1: three specimens involved here. But I want you to tell
24:14
Speaker 1: me who the lad is at the end, because this
24:16
Speaker 1: happened down Chile away Patagonian way, don't you know, always
24:21
Speaker 1: cold down a Patagonia, hence the jackets. But it was
24:25
Speaker 1: just right this second put that together.
24:30
Speaker 2: You're gonna next, You're gonna tell me it's quite cold
24:32
Speaker 2: in the north face of a mountain. Canadian geese they
24:41
Speaker 2: are they are Chili in the air, aren't they?
24:42
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, well, I mean the place is called Chile,
24:45
Speaker 1: but anyway, Chile, this Venezuelan kayaker by the name of
24:50
Speaker 1: Adrian's easy. Oh no, I Adrian Simancas Simancas so himself
24:59
Speaker 1: and the who Lad Dell Dell is the ol Lad's name.
25:01
Speaker 1: They were a kayaking off the Sorry, I just I'm
25:04
Speaker 1: just gonna have to be like, all right, tell oh,
25:06
Speaker 1: I know as soon as a red I just imagine
25:08
Speaker 1: because we don't ever see the old man, but imagine
25:11
Speaker 1: like he's got all your gold rings in a big
25:13
Speaker 1: you know, jackets on. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
25:16
Speaker 2: So he's so one of the up to time.
25:19
Speaker 1: So the boys are out for now a bit of
25:21
Speaker 1: a jaunt in their kayaks, and as you are, you know, father,
25:25
Speaker 1: some activity there you go off the through the Straight
25:29
Speaker 1: of Magdalene off Chile's Patagonian coast. So this is this
25:33
Speaker 1: is the ocean, this is this is this is put
25:37
Speaker 1: us a big tourist area obviously with all bear grillions
25:40
Speaker 1: and whatnot. Who actually want to wear their Patagonian jackets?
25:43
Speaker 1: The money place where it's supposed to be used. Horrific place,
25:48
Speaker 1: really anything i've ever seen it looks stay away from me,
25:52
Speaker 1: looking place. It never gets above the water doesn't get
25:54
Speaker 1: above about five degrees anytime. It's perishing all the time.
25:58
Speaker 1: But the boys are now. Look, the lads are out
26:01
Speaker 1: for a paddle. This is their thing. Venezuelan's him to it.
26:06
Speaker 1: But the waters aren't empty. The lads weren't fishing or whatnot.
26:12
Speaker 1: But the waters aren't empty. And as our Adrian maybe
26:16
Speaker 1: about forty feet from what I can see from the camera,
26:18
Speaker 1: who that his father was filling from about forty feet
26:21
Speaker 1: or whatever, he's having to daddle around, going Jesus class,
26:23
Speaker 1: stay the rain kept away. Even the rightly drawn in
26:25
Speaker 1: there aren't that kind of stuff. Went out of nowhere,
26:29
Speaker 1: a big bastard humppack whill absolutely swallowed him in the
26:35
Speaker 1: kayak hole like hole.
26:39
Speaker 2: I just want to say, Tom, when you say it
26:40
Speaker 2: from out of nowhere, it was from out of the sea. Okay,
26:44
Speaker 2: he came up from underneath them, right he didn't, you know,
26:47
Speaker 2: it didn't drop from the sky.
26:49
Speaker 1: That would have been brilliant. Hold on, I don't love
26:52
Speaker 1: to see that, you know, my regard. Do you know
26:54
Speaker 1: like the tank remember the tank in the Aten movie
26:56
Speaker 1: that had the lads actually parachuted out of the plane
26:58
Speaker 1: in it and then shot themselves. That's a trajectory across
27:01
Speaker 1: to land in the lake. It's just a whale that
27:05
Speaker 1: had fallen, like a whale that was being brought to
27:07
Speaker 1: like a sea world or something.
27:09
Speaker 2: And it's regular hump back whail, a proper hump back whale.
27:13
Speaker 1: It's a big home swallowed this son of a bitch.
27:16
Speaker 1: He did. But I you know my time. Look, if
27:18
Speaker 1: anybody wants to go back, many is an episode. If
27:22
Speaker 1: this you're new and you're going to you know what,
27:23
Speaker 1: I'm going to go through the whole back catalog. You
27:25
Speaker 1: will and at least one and four you will find
27:29
Speaker 1: yourself tripping over me having absolute no regard for the
27:33
Speaker 1: sea whatsoever. Jerry, I, Tom, I have a phrase as
27:37
Speaker 1: that idea long one rings in my ears from the
27:40
Speaker 1: first time you said it to me, what we should
27:43
Speaker 1: do with the sea? I said, what about the sea?
27:45
Speaker 2: Tom? He turned to me and he said, fill.
27:48
Speaker 1: It into fuck, just fuck it. I like, we have
27:55
Speaker 1: no business it's it's honestly, we've zero business anywhere near it.
28:01
Speaker 1: Don't even float on the top of it. So that's
28:04
Speaker 1: what happened. To it. What's this guy's name again, Adrian Silamenkuz.
28:07
Speaker 2: Adrian silamiicas he's coming along, Okay, Tom, A couple of
28:11
Speaker 2: things here. Number one, this is just about the some
28:16
Speaker 2: of all my fears, all my dread that has stayed
28:19
Speaker 2: with me since I was a child. I put being
28:22
Speaker 2: swallowed hole by an item by.
28:24
Speaker 1: I read this article right twice, and I put off
28:26
Speaker 1: watching the video in if anybody wants to go look
28:28
Speaker 1: at it's on the Examiner page or and it's on
28:31
Speaker 1: the BBC, and I think the Guardian have it as well.
28:33
Speaker 1: I put off watching the video until just before we
28:36
Speaker 1: start the recording, because when I better have a look
28:37
Speaker 1: at this for Jerry, and I swear to God, I'm
28:40
Speaker 1: going this is this is what this is? There? You
28:43
Speaker 1: go at least if it's a shark, which is essentially
28:46
Speaker 1: the bayer of the water, you can just offer him
28:49
Speaker 1: your head and just go take that off. Please lop
28:51
Speaker 1: it off and off. Let's get this done away out.
28:56
Speaker 2: Jesus isn't going to bite you in half. And you
29:01
Speaker 2: know there are going to be holes in my knowledge
29:03
Speaker 2: of marine biology here, Tom, But they don't have they've
29:06
Speaker 2: got those hairy teeth don't. They've got the like sort
29:09
Speaker 2: of tenderly teeth worse that just sort of filter out
29:13
Speaker 2: little drill and whatnot. So you're just basically going to
29:16
Speaker 2: slide into his massive mouth and sit there.
29:19
Speaker 1: And then his tongue gives one out flick and throws
29:22
Speaker 1: you down the pipe and you're now you're down, like
29:26
Speaker 1: who's was Noah? Or who is in there?
29:28
Speaker 2: Jonah?
29:29
Speaker 1: Jonah? Sorry?
29:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this this this childish notion that you're going
29:33
Speaker 2: to be swallowed by a whale and you're gonna be
29:34
Speaker 2: in his belly Like no, you're just going to be
29:35
Speaker 2: kind of stuck in his throat a little bit, but
29:38
Speaker 2: like in his mouth, in his mouth, yeah, yeah, which
29:42
Speaker 2: I can't imagine smeles nice Jesus Christ.
29:44
Speaker 1: But he didn't say and about the smell just yet.
29:46
Speaker 1: There is an interview video to watch with him, but
29:48
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I was like, lead just everything about what
29:51
Speaker 1: you're up to and what's the better? He better?
29:54
Speaker 2: It must be said, Tom though, it must be said
29:55
Speaker 2: though before we go any further.
29:57
Speaker 1: He's grand. This is the thing. He's absolutely grand, because like, fine,
30:02
Speaker 1: the three seconds later the whale, which I have I
30:06
Speaker 1: actually have huge respect for in one sense that he
30:09
Speaker 1: didn't bother eating him. He just went, oh the fuck
30:12
Speaker 1: is that? I just hoofed him what to hop to
30:17
Speaker 1: much like the just hop two with him and the
30:22
Speaker 1: boat back out. He was like, no, thank you Christ,
30:26
Speaker 1: what are you doing here? Like he was doing his thing.
30:30
Speaker 1: He was siven around for krill or whatever he was after, and.
30:34
Speaker 2: This, Yeah, he didn't go for at like that.
30:36
Speaker 1: I think it was just like a whoopsie, what this
30:38
Speaker 1: is the thing? Run into a fly? Adrian is such
30:41
Speaker 1: an asshole. He came spitting out and immediately thought, oh,
30:44
Speaker 1: he's going to go for my daddy. He's like, he's
30:46
Speaker 1: absolutely never going to look for a human ever again. No,
30:50
Speaker 1: you are with Abbi.
30:51
Speaker 2: He try you again.
30:53
Speaker 1: The story that that whale is going to go coming
30:56
Speaker 1: back to the pod or the School of Whale, Pot
30:58
Speaker 1: of Whales, is it? What are they? Yeah, let's go
31:00
Speaker 1: with a part of it. Yeah, I mean the story
31:02
Speaker 1: he's going to podcast ladies, no no, no, no, at
31:05
Speaker 1: the Podcast of Whales podcast when he gets back to
31:09
Speaker 1: the gang. My god, can you imagine the story, like,
31:12
Speaker 1: lad you're not gonna believe this? Did something happen your tooth?
31:15
Speaker 1: You've got a broken. Yeah, you got a broken harry
31:17
Speaker 1: tooth there by? Yeah, did something happen my tooth? There
31:20
Speaker 1: are look, I don't want to scare on you here,
31:23
Speaker 1: but there are things wandering around on this office up there.
31:27
Speaker 1: I don't know how they're doing it, but they're wandering
31:29
Speaker 1: around with no air, no nothing, just sitting up there.
31:33
Speaker 1: And I accidentally ate one, and every whale now is
31:36
Speaker 1: sticking his tongue out going. Oh Jesus Christ, what what
31:41
Speaker 1: to tastes like? Oh fucking Venezuelan. You know how much
31:45
Speaker 1: I hate. Yeah, it all tastes like crill to me.
31:50
Speaker 1: So this is Adrian. This is Adrian's initial I spent
31:54
Speaker 1: a second realizing I was inside the mouth of something
31:57
Speaker 1: that might have eaten me. I no, I should do
32:00
Speaker 1: pussing boots, shouldn't they Well, you.
32:01
Speaker 2: Shouldn't do French number one?
32:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, puts and boots. I've spent a sickond inside realizing
32:08
Speaker 1: that now I've turned into Dracula. Just just just just
32:12
Speaker 1: do friends from here on, Okay. So this is Venezuela,
32:17
Speaker 1: and okay, this is North Venuela, venezuel and Frederica Dimnius.
32:29
Speaker 1: I've spent a second realizing I was inside amount of somewhere.
32:34
Speaker 1: But maybe I've eaten me. Maybe I've eaten you. Jesus,
32:38
Speaker 1: is not more than in a second, I could have
32:40
Speaker 1: been an oca or even a sea monster. Jesus Christ,
32:45
Speaker 1: this fellow is actually left out without anina's own shoe days.
32:50
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing. I closed my eyes, and
32:53
Speaker 1: when I opened them again, I realized I was inside
32:55
Speaker 1: the mouth of a whale. I've want to slimy texture
32:59
Speaker 1: brush against this. All I could see was like white
33:02
Speaker 1: and blues. I wondered if what I could do if
33:05
Speaker 1: he swallowed me. Since I no longer could fight to
33:08
Speaker 1: stop it, I had to think about what to do next?
33:11
Speaker 1: What down mind? What do you mean what you're going
33:14
Speaker 1: to do next? You do next? Paul, It's not just
33:16
Speaker 1: it's not your tries to make like with all all
33:20
Speaker 1: like respect the Adrian. But if he's that skinny, the
33:23
Speaker 1: same fella, if you one r streak would do him,
33:26
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like, it's not like we're
33:27
Speaker 1: talking about a fellow's gonna fight his way out from
33:29
Speaker 1: the inside. You like Adrian. If he decides to go,
33:32
Speaker 1: You're that's it, just want that's it.
33:35
Speaker 2: You are nothing else.
33:36
Speaker 1: You're gonna drown friend, Yeah, and or slash around in
33:39
Speaker 1: bile until it melts your skin off, your butt, off
33:41
Speaker 1: your bones. You know what I mean.
33:43
Speaker 2: I'll take option three, Tom Frank frantically try to strangle myself.
33:52
Speaker 2: Here's the here's the thing, right before the whale gives
33:56
Speaker 2: you know, or a man a half to out with
33:58
Speaker 2: the undertaker. There. I told you before. It's some of
34:03
Speaker 2: all my fears to get swallowed or eaten. This this
34:05
Speaker 2: comes from like watching h you know it getting eaten
34:09
Speaker 2: used to be a big thing in you know, those
34:12
Speaker 2: sort of like old fashioned dinosaur films, movies get you know,
34:16
Speaker 2: little stop motion kind of thing.
34:19
Speaker 1: But it was everything in every movie. I never cared
34:21
Speaker 1: about being chased through the woods by something with a
34:23
Speaker 1: mask because I knew it would never trip because I'm
34:25
Speaker 1: in the woods and I moved like an elf. But
34:29
Speaker 1: like they always stuck at meat.
34:32
Speaker 2: No, I can't be doing it. It always stuck with me.
34:35
Speaker 2: Like I I watched a couple of them where like
34:37
Speaker 2: it'd be like a fellow that would get picked up
34:40
Speaker 2: and you know, now you look at it as cheesy
34:42
Speaker 2: as hell, but as the dinosaur or whatever would pick
34:44
Speaker 2: him up and they'll be like he'd be like thrashening
34:47
Speaker 2: the dinosaurs hand, like, let me down, let me down,
34:49
Speaker 2: let me down, And then the dinosaur put me in
34:50
Speaker 2: his mouth. I always thought I was most hideous. It
34:53
Speaker 2: happens in Return of the Jedi when he falls into
34:56
Speaker 2: the pit and your man's like, oh, and the big
35:00
Speaker 2: rank orbeast picks him up and puts him slowly in
35:02
Speaker 2: his mouth and like, and I'm like, that's the absolute
35:06
Speaker 2: worst way to die. Thankfully, we don't fit in the
35:09
Speaker 2: mouths of very many creatures draw on this planet. Oh wait, no,
35:12
Speaker 2: apparently we do. Apparently we do. And your jacket and
35:16
Speaker 2: your boat and your padd of going your jacket, yeah,
35:20
Speaker 2: this as in your paddle board.
35:22
Speaker 1: Do you know what I can tee? I could deal
35:23
Speaker 1: with the dinosaur picking me up and eating me. I
35:25
Speaker 1: could deal with like a you know, a bear coming
35:28
Speaker 1: out of nowhere, like a spirit bear that has never
35:30
Speaker 1: been seen by human eyes, devouring my face first, or
35:34
Speaker 1: eating me from the asshole up. You know what I'm like? Okay,
35:38
Speaker 1: fairst fair, I took a shot in the forest. You
35:41
Speaker 1: you win. But like then, even when I see when I.
35:46
Speaker 2: See like whales sort of surfacing on TV shows, people
35:49
Speaker 2: are like, oh my god, there's a majestic.
35:50
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, majestic is not what I'm seeing. I'm
35:53
Speaker 1: seeing a titan. I'm seeing a titan. Basically, Godzilla is
35:58
Speaker 1: coming out of the water. And when one even half
36:01
Speaker 1: a fag breadth intake, he could just eat me in
36:05
Speaker 1: my entire family. That's it. Like so sticking every vibrant
36:10
Speaker 1: my body is like what am I doing here? What
36:13
Speaker 1: do you know?
36:13
Speaker 2: What I'm gonna tell you? Like for aer Man here,
36:15
Speaker 2: like he was there, like, oh, I could never believe
36:17
Speaker 2: such a thing would happen. Oh it was the Mostly
36:20
Speaker 2: it's not anything I would have ever conceived of happened.
36:24
Speaker 1: You're on the open water, buddy, where whales live.
36:28
Speaker 2: You know. I can't conceive of a whale taking a
36:30
Speaker 2: bite out of me in the Blanchardstown Center. Okay, true,
36:33
Speaker 2: But on an open water and it's possible.
36:36
Speaker 1: So I was a little afraid, you know, I would
36:39
Speaker 1: have been able to hold me breadth because I don't
36:41
Speaker 1: know how deep I was felt like it took a
36:43
Speaker 1: long time to come up. It was two seconds, yeah,
36:46
Speaker 1: he said. I went up to the two seconds and
36:49
Speaker 1: finally got to the surface. And realized he hadn't eat me.
36:52
Speaker 1: He so you got to the surface and realized he
36:56
Speaker 1: hadn't eaten you. My god, I hope, I hope you
37:01
Speaker 1: don't have a woman like because she doesn't deserve this
37:03
Speaker 1: level of fucking stupidity. Like. So, but the old man,
37:09
Speaker 1: if if you watch the video, the old man is quiet,
37:11
Speaker 1: he's just like, all right.
37:13
Speaker 2: He's watching. He's watching his firstborn kid getting you know, chomped.
37:17
Speaker 1: So yeah, the pair were crossed Eagle Bay cool name
37:22
Speaker 1: down in the course of Punta Arenas, she Le's southmost city,
37:26
Speaker 1: where he heard a crash behind him. When I turned
37:28
Speaker 1: the round, I didn't see Adrian. This is the old man, now,
37:31
Speaker 1: this is the old dad. I was worried for a
37:34
Speaker 1: second until I saw him come up out of sea.
37:37
Speaker 1: And then I saw something, a body which immediately interbreted
37:40
Speaker 1: to be most likely a whale because of the size.
37:44
Speaker 1: Because of the size, Jesus, well, thank god, thank god,
37:49
Speaker 1: it wasn't a fucking dining room set that spat him out.
37:52
Speaker 1: You absolutely, nob you're talking about it because your man
37:57
Speaker 1: realized that he hadn't been eaten because he was alive,
38:00
Speaker 1: and the old man realized it was a whale because
38:04
Speaker 1: it was a fucking whale.
38:07
Speaker 2: That's how whales go.
38:10
Speaker 1: I hadn't seen the moment or when the back appears
38:13
Speaker 1: and the fin is visible. I didn't see it. I
38:15
Speaker 1: just heard it. That made me nervous, But it's a
38:18
Speaker 1: whip video. Realized it was actually appaid before me. It's
38:21
Speaker 1: such a huge size. Perhaps I had seen and it
38:24
Speaker 1: would have scared me even more. Christ Above, if that's
38:28
Speaker 1: ever two people that you would find out on open water,
38:31
Speaker 1: that's exactly the kind of numb skulls spend time out
38:34
Speaker 1: on open water in kayaks. Do you know what I mean?
38:41
Speaker 2: I'm team whale on this one.
38:42
Speaker 1: I just was going to to to circle back and
38:46
Speaker 1: ask you what I asked you at the top of
38:47
Speaker 1: this segment. Who's the lad in this well? I think
38:51
Speaker 1: we know who the lad in this is. It's Willy
38:54
Speaker 1: the whale because one hundred and ten percent I feel
38:58
Speaker 1: so sorry for him having to taste that bastard. Not
39:02
Speaker 1: only I bet he could taste the stupidity because you
39:04
Speaker 1: know how smart they say whales are, like they're they
39:07
Speaker 1: can you know, the telekinesis and they can talk to
39:09
Speaker 1: you to that over one hundreds of miles and stuff.
39:11
Speaker 1: I magic, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Actually, oh
39:18
Speaker 1: fucking disgust, Like I bet he could taste how stupid
39:22
Speaker 1: that guy was.
39:23
Speaker 2: Like you know, oh, I'm not going to victim blame
39:28
Speaker 2: here and say that the man you know was at
39:31
Speaker 2: fault for getting eaten by a whale. But I can
39:33
Speaker 2: tell you who wasn't eaten by a whale, Tom, me
39:36
Speaker 2: or you We stand here unswallowed by whales because you
39:40
Speaker 2: know what, don't go into the sea. Don't go into
39:43
Speaker 2: the sea, ladies and gentlemen.
39:44
Speaker 1: Don't go into the sea. Actual reiterated one more time
39:47
Speaker 1: for this getting picked up by some chat gbt if
39:49
Speaker 1: everyday trying to if ever anybody does it, like you
39:53
Speaker 1: know the dialogue search or yeah, do you know what
39:58
Speaker 1: they put together some sort of clip. What are the
40:00
Speaker 1: most likely things that Tom and Jerry speak about it.
40:04
Speaker 1: It's it's me doing Fred Dibner every so often. If
40:11
Speaker 1: for some reason, in red little pipe, fill it into fuck.
40:15
Speaker 1: I have no problem saying that again, we we.
40:19
Speaker 2: We we have no cause for disagreement on that particular matter.
40:23
Speaker 2: Don't go into the sea, you might get eaten. Fill
40:26
Speaker 2: it in the fuck with that being said, Tom, I
40:30
Speaker 2: think there is space towards the end of every episode
40:32
Speaker 2: for you and I to either have a row with
40:35
Speaker 2: each other or have a row at the general state
40:37
Speaker 2: of the world. What do you think about that way
40:38
Speaker 2: you got around you?
40:40
Speaker 1: I always have around me. I always have around me.
40:44
Speaker 1: Don't stop.
40:48
Speaker 2: Well, Tom, this week's row and I like, here's the thing, right,
40:51
Speaker 2: I didn't. I never thought this day would come, but
40:55
Speaker 2: it apparently appears to be honest that a new Masters
40:58
Speaker 2: of the Universe movie is an actual production. You know,
41:03
Speaker 2: they've been talking about this thing since the Dolphin Lundren
41:05
Speaker 2: movie flopped in the nineteen eighties. A live action version
41:10
Speaker 2: of the nineteen eighty three he Man and the Masters
41:13
Speaker 2: of the Universe cartoon, which you and I very much
41:16
Speaker 2: loved growing up, was a you know, a big part
41:20
Speaker 2: of our childhoods and really taught us that if you
41:22
Speaker 2: were strong enough, you could do anything, and if you
41:26
Speaker 2: were weak, you're a weak man, and you know, you
41:28
Speaker 2: were useless. That's what we were taught as four year olds,
41:31
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen. You know, what can I say, Mane
41:33
Speaker 2: as the man we are today.
41:36
Speaker 1: I still there is a there's a new cartoon now
41:39
Speaker 1: now I think it might be called Adam of Attorney
41:42
Speaker 1: or whatever, but he's he my son loves it. It's
41:46
Speaker 1: to be his need good, but it's and I love it.
41:48
Speaker 2: I tried to get my wee man into into the
41:50
Speaker 2: old he Man cartoons and he wasn't quite there for it,
41:53
Speaker 2: And then I tried to get him into the new ones,
41:54
Speaker 2: and he wasn't quite there.
41:55
Speaker 1: For I think it passed your led by. I think
41:58
Speaker 1: it's landed right at the right time from And the
42:00
Speaker 1: only way you'll get them to look at the old
42:03
Speaker 1: one is watching the new one. Like he's watching the
42:05
Speaker 1: new Power Rangers. He's finished, he's up to date with them,
42:07
Speaker 1: and he's like, what did you watch Power Rangers? I
42:09
Speaker 1: was like, I did, as it happens, and lo and behold,
42:12
Speaker 1: they're all there, all the old ones. He was like, alright,
42:15
Speaker 1: I'm happy to watch that, and I'm happy to watch
42:17
Speaker 1: it myself. But there is both of them that are
42:19
Speaker 1: left to us.
42:20
Speaker 2: So I will say that exactly exactly, sorb juice on
42:25
Speaker 2: the on the floor for a few of them.
42:27
Speaker 3: The.
42:29
Speaker 1: But there isn't there is a he Man. I was
42:31
Speaker 1: happy enough for that, And to be honest with you,
42:33
Speaker 1: I wasn't this. I'm not dissatisfied with the Donald under
42:37
Speaker 1: one either.
42:38
Speaker 2: So I have a place in my heart for a
42:39
Speaker 2: tom I will say I like it. I had a
42:42
Speaker 2: lot of issues with it as a young man, because
42:44
Speaker 2: we were like when I tell you, I was baked
42:46
Speaker 2: into that cardoon, and I was like, God, damn, this
42:48
Speaker 2: is it. This is the simplest thing you have ever
42:51
Speaker 2: seen in your life. Prince Adam of the planet of
42:54
Speaker 2: Tarnia gets bothered every now and then by Skeletor, an
42:59
Speaker 2: evil bastard, and but fear not, because he Man comes
43:03
Speaker 2: to save the day and beat up Skeletor, and justice
43:07
Speaker 2: and right survives. Plot twist, Prince Adam is he Man.
43:11
Speaker 2: It was a big secret. It was only known to
43:12
Speaker 2: a couple of people.
43:13
Speaker 1: That's it, that's the show.
43:14
Speaker 2: And they do that like one hundred episodes, and they
43:17
Speaker 2: sold billions would be billions of dollars worth of toys
43:21
Speaker 2: off the back of it. And and and then they
43:26
Speaker 2: made a movie of it where none of that took place,
43:29
Speaker 2: and it was just he Man, no Prince Adam, And
43:32
Speaker 2: within five minutes, for budget reasons, they get zapped from
43:35
Speaker 2: Eternia to the suburbs of Seattle. Yeah, Courtney Cox showed
43:41
Speaker 2: up in that, and Courtney Cox was there, but even
43:44
Speaker 2: then a couple of more did show up.
43:45
Speaker 1: All right, now, a couple more of them show up
43:47
Speaker 1: on Skeletor shows up and it's you know, for what
43:49
Speaker 1: it is.
43:50
Speaker 2: It's a good time. And then they go back to
43:51
Speaker 2: Eternia with five minutes to spare and fifty seven dollars
43:56
Speaker 2: in the budget, and he man beats Skeletor, like just
44:00
Speaker 2: stick them one time with a sword and a big
44:02
Speaker 2: lightning bolt comes out and that's it.
44:05
Speaker 1: I know the credits. I can tell you for a
44:07
Speaker 1: fact all fifty seven dollars were spent on hairspray for
44:09
Speaker 1: Doultonder's wig. It was sensation. But there was a time,
44:14
Speaker 1: there was a time around that. I don't know what
44:17
Speaker 1: genre a movie you'd call. It's a sci fi medieval
44:21
Speaker 1: kind of erotica, you know what I mean. Because there
44:26
Speaker 1: was Red sun Ya, you know what I mean. There
44:28
Speaker 1: was a couple of then you see, then there was
44:33
Speaker 1: a yeah, and then you had like even Mad Max
44:36
Speaker 1: went a bit that way as well, where lads were
44:38
Speaker 1: a bit home just oh okay, we're all wearing we're
44:43
Speaker 1: all wearing this now, Okay.
44:44
Speaker 2: We're wearing leather and all this kind of crack, and
44:46
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, like, it doesn't sound like okay
44:51
Speaker 2: because we just love human But what we wanted to
44:53
Speaker 2: take a look at is the stills from the new
44:57
Speaker 2: movie coming right now. I promise you, Tom, they've been
44:59
Speaker 2: trying to make the thing on and off for twenty years.
45:01
Speaker 2: It's gone through dozens of actors, and finally it appears
45:04
Speaker 2: to have landed. Now we've actually mentioned the chap in
45:07
Speaker 2: question here. His name is Nicholas Gallat galat Zine. You
45:12
Speaker 2: might remember me butchering that we.
45:13
Speaker 1: Made a bollox of that. Yeah, we both made a
45:15
Speaker 1: ballet of that. And I don't know how many episodes
45:17
Speaker 1: back where it was probably the it was there the
45:19
Speaker 1: doors this season. Yeah, but this time.
45:22
Speaker 2: I remember what we were talking about at the time, Tom,
45:24
Speaker 2: was how they were going to take this lad again
45:26
Speaker 2: one arch. She could do him. He's got noodle arms,
45:29
Speaker 2: he's got a pencil neck, right, he's like a pull
45:32
Speaker 2: try for a rifle, and they're gonna make him he
45:34
Speaker 2: man by shooting them full of every steroid. Going well,
45:37
Speaker 2: Mission accomplished. Going by the set pictures that have come
45:41
Speaker 2: out lately because this lad is beefed up to hell
45:44
Speaker 2: like he ranked. He's got muscles on muscles like he
45:48
Speaker 2: You you.
45:49
Speaker 1: Can't do that jump, I mean straight out it like
45:52
Speaker 1: you know what was the mister f reeze? Remember that
45:54
Speaker 1: one poison?
45:55
Speaker 2: Yeah?
45:55
Speaker 1: Remember they pumped your man up like he was he
45:57
Speaker 1: was actually appar.
45:59
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's a exactly what they've done with him.
46:01
Speaker 1: And they have, I mean they have had him on
46:04
Speaker 1: every DRT everything.
46:08
Speaker 2: This man is more bull pissed than human at this stage.
46:12
Speaker 2: It's incredible. And I gotta tell you, Nicholas, well done.
46:14
Speaker 1: You look the part.
46:15
Speaker 2: And your heart touching your chest when you're forty four
46:18
Speaker 2: and keeling over.
46:19
Speaker 1: Your heart is the size of a fucking buffalo's right
46:22
Speaker 1: now because after enlarging as a result of growth orbot,
46:25
Speaker 1: I guarantee it ain't. It's not gonna end pretty. But
46:28
Speaker 1: you know what for our entertainment tip the.
46:31
Speaker 2: Gap for here's here's the thing where the row commences.
46:34
Speaker 2: Tom a little bit because the first set pictures came
46:37
Speaker 2: out of Nicholas Kalanzine, who is who is in his
46:41
Speaker 2: prince in his prince Adam phase. Okay, so I had
46:44
Speaker 2: seen this online a couple of times. It was only
46:46
Speaker 2: when you sent it me going like what do you
46:48
Speaker 2: think of this? And I was like, why am I
46:49
Speaker 2: seeing this picture of this chap in a pink shirt
46:51
Speaker 2: over and over again, like who is this kid? Like?
46:53
Speaker 2: And then I saw the captains, like, holy fuck, that's
46:56
Speaker 2: that's the new he Man. I just thought it was
47:00
Speaker 2: a gay one of the freaking Jones brothers for all
47:03
Speaker 2: I know, because he Man is dressed in.
47:05
Speaker 1: A pink shirt and jeans. He's really prepping.
47:09
Speaker 2: He's just broken around like current day New York with
47:14
Speaker 2: an a member of the NYPD with him. It looks
47:17
Speaker 2: like a scene where he's being arrested. So and I
47:20
Speaker 2: read into it a little bit and apparently it's set
47:22
Speaker 2: on Earth or Earth Earth that you and I live on, Tom,
47:25
Speaker 2: not Attorney whatsoever. And I'm like, God damn it, how
47:28
Speaker 2: have we done this already? Wasn't that everybody's one problem
47:31
Speaker 2: with the old he Man movie? It wasn't set in
47:33
Speaker 2: god damn Maternia.
47:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's more.
47:36
Speaker 2: I'm forty five years of age, Tom, I'm not going
47:38
Speaker 2: to start ripping and tearing over the ins and outs
47:41
Speaker 2: of a he Man movie. I'm too old in the
47:42
Speaker 2: two To do that, God damn it, I'm gonna have
47:45
Speaker 2: to have some sort of robber.
47:47
Speaker 1: But you had a very valid point to me. You
47:48
Speaker 1: were like, Jesus Christ, what's Lord of the Rings in space? Like,
47:51
Speaker 1: come on, come on, it's all hard.
47:53
Speaker 2: How hard is that?
47:54
Speaker 1: I said it? No justice for Etornia. Of course they
47:57
Speaker 1: don't want to look at it, because they would just
47:59
Speaker 1: want to brush attorney on the car. But no, let's
48:01
Speaker 1: let's just assimilate Adam to Earth. Let's make him preppy,
48:05
Speaker 1: like American football player or something in college. Right, he
48:07
Speaker 1: looks like he looks like he looks like a college rapist.
48:14
Speaker 1: He looks like a guy that got off on some
48:16
Speaker 1: horrendous charge because his dad gives money to the dean.
48:19
Speaker 1: No harm, Nicholas, I'm sure you'll love the job. It
48:23
Speaker 1: is a look. It is a look, but it is
48:25
Speaker 1: a look. But it was the one thing I was
48:28
Speaker 1: banking on because I want to okay, I wanted to
48:31
Speaker 1: see metal Warshow up, there was a couple other strangely
48:34
Speaker 1: named fellas. I mean, where's the cat gonna come from?
48:36
Speaker 1: Where's battle cat? Where's battle cat? Jesus, Like, I'm the
48:41
Speaker 1: fact that it's said on Earth again, It's like, well,
48:44
Speaker 1: what can I sigh up? But we're gonna what's the lesson?
48:46
Speaker 1: I guarantee you there's gonna be a fucking lesson in
48:49
Speaker 1: this journey. I guarantee you there's going to be a
48:51
Speaker 1: lesson somewhere where all of a sudden he's a good
48:55
Speaker 1: guy and he just learns what it is that. Can
48:57
Speaker 1: we just get some mostly people and evil Lynn kicking
49:02
Speaker 1: seven shades the shit out of each other on Attorney?
49:04
Speaker 1: Can we learn about a new planet like a new thought?
49:07
Speaker 2: This is not difficult, Tom, And like you know this
49:09
Speaker 2: is you know, as best as I can read it,
49:13
Speaker 2: it appears that Adam is living on Earth for reasons
49:16
Speaker 2: that don't appear clear to me right now, and will
49:18
Speaker 2: eventually get zapped to take his rightful place as he
49:21
Speaker 2: man and a master of the universe on the planet
49:24
Speaker 2: of Attorney.
49:25
Speaker 1: You're giving fifteen that better happened in the first fifty that.
49:28
Speaker 2: Better happened promptly, because you're giving yourself a narrative hill
49:31
Speaker 2: to climb. You don't need any of this horseshit, To
49:33
Speaker 2: be honest with you, In the set pictures that we're
49:35
Speaker 2: seeing here, the sort of the sort of attorney is there,
49:38
Speaker 2: the sort of power heman's classic sword is there, and
49:41
Speaker 2: the cops are looking at it like, you know, sir,
49:42
Speaker 2: is this your sword? And he's looking at like, oh,
49:44
Speaker 2: I've never seen that sword before in my life. So
49:46
Speaker 2: it looks like it's some hilarious misunderstand where this college
49:48
Speaker 2: guy falls a fell of the cops and.
49:51
Speaker 1: They're like, he's got a sword on him, and and
49:54
Speaker 1: I'm like, mother, God, damn. In other words, we've seen
49:58
Speaker 1: every single line of this script already, is what you're
50:00
Speaker 1: telling me. You you can see that sort of thing
50:03
Speaker 1: play out right like Jesus Christ. Like the day of
50:07
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff ended when Weird Science, and I
50:10
Speaker 1: think we top tapped out when with Weird Science. Back
50:12
Speaker 1: in the day with teenage kind of this is funny
50:15
Speaker 1: shit going on, but all you literally have eternia. You
50:20
Speaker 1: have eternity as a backdrop. You can see gi this
50:23
Speaker 1: ship out of the old thing nowadays.
50:25
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, Tom, they didn't show all that
50:28
Speaker 2: much of it in the eighties movie with Dolphin because
50:30
Speaker 2: they didn't have the money for it. Exactly need money anymore.
50:33
Speaker 2: We can we can get the you know, feel it
50:35
Speaker 2: into an AI machine or pharmatt to some animation company
50:40
Speaker 2: and they'll fucking bash it out for cents.
50:42
Speaker 1: On the dollar. Yeah they will.
50:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's like it's it's like it's like
50:45
Speaker 2: these people have forgotten that you can exploit artists and
50:48
Speaker 2: give them no money.
50:49
Speaker 1: God Almighty, it was. It was the one hope I
50:52
Speaker 1: had when you said it first and foremost. I think
50:55
Speaker 1: they could have gotten him even bigger if they had
50:58
Speaker 1: a bit more time, I suppose, But I think I
51:00
Speaker 1: would have liked to see him go astronomical, like you know,
51:03
Speaker 1: you know what show from the from the world strong man.
51:06
Speaker 1: I want to see him actually taller even I want
51:08
Speaker 1: to see him seven foot tall. I got nine foot wide.
51:12
Speaker 1: That's how that's my he man.
51:13
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm going to tell you, Tom,
51:15
Speaker 2: you know what they're gonna do here. They're going to
51:16
Speaker 2: keep him relatively covered up until like the final scene,
51:20
Speaker 2: which they'll have filmed over the course of four days,
51:24
Speaker 2: where he is zero percent body fat. Yeah yeah, yeah,
51:30
Speaker 2: Boston out of himself, and they filmed that. That's the
51:34
Speaker 2: last thing they fil him because he can only maintain
51:37
Speaker 2: that look for three days before he kills the fuck over.
51:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a soul that I'm looking at the cast
51:45
Speaker 1: list here, Tom, We've got in Elba as.
51:47
Speaker 2: Man at arms. I can go with that. Yeah, sure,
51:51
Speaker 2: look good. Yeah we can give him that. And we've
51:53
Speaker 2: got Alison Brie as even in Tom No notes and
52:00
Speaker 2: Brie who she again, she's uh, she's.
52:03
Speaker 1: Very evil in it.
52:03
Speaker 2: I must say. She is the lady from Community, and
52:06
Speaker 2: she's in a bunch of other stuff. Yeah yeah, and
52:09
Speaker 2: uh and and I'm picture her now in Evil in
52:13
Speaker 2: Get Up and.
52:14
Speaker 1: Yeah that's all right, but it better be I where
52:17
Speaker 1: to God if they If Evil Linn turns up in trousers,
52:22
Speaker 1: that's all I'm saying.
52:24
Speaker 2: If even Lynn turns up in a power suit, yeah,
52:28
Speaker 2: if even dresses like Hillary Clinton, I'm gonna have an
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Speaker 2: issue with this here.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. No, No, there has to be a level where
52:38
Speaker 1: if you can, you could probably pick up from our voices.
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Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty nine or nineteen eighty seven with the movie
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Speaker 1: are very formative years where the twitchings when you see
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Speaker 1: evil in the twitchings of lines in the lads body
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Speaker 1: is looking at her, gone, I think I'm in love.
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Speaker 1: I think I am in love. I don't care how
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Speaker 1: evil she is that is a woman.
52:58
Speaker 2: It was in her name. And the funny thing about
53:01
Speaker 2: it was there was another character Masters of the Universe
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Speaker 2: called Tila who was like Adam's girlfriend. She was, you know,
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Speaker 2: the good girl and by and large the silhouette of
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Speaker 2: evil in and Tila was by and large the same.
53:13
Speaker 2: But no, no, no, there's not too many men you
53:18
Speaker 2: can talk to or on the ladies. I'm sure who
53:21
Speaker 2: would say, yeah, Teila. Tila's never winning over and over
53:26
Speaker 2: Evil Intia. One thing they got him mighty they that
53:30
Speaker 2: was the Catholic in us coming out. I was like,
53:32
Speaker 2: oh God, Jesus.
53:39
Speaker 1: All this and she's evil too, even even god like
53:43
Speaker 1: evil for goods, she's God. Yeah. No, if they if well,
53:47
Speaker 1: I hope they follow it through it. We don't have
53:49
Speaker 1: to go, she wears. Why is she wearing coilotts and
53:51
Speaker 1: he's walking on.
53:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't want to be the evil CEO of
53:55
Speaker 2: like Juice Company.
53:56
Speaker 1: Let's to be evil in of Hernia. Since everybody, everybody
54:04
Speaker 1: needs to have their top off or their kid off
54:07
Speaker 1: in some way, we need to see everybody for or
54:09
Speaker 1: the girls and boys watching it, I eat the adults
54:13
Speaker 1: or it's watching it going Yeah, okay, fine, we don't
54:16
Speaker 1: need to learn any lessons here. Let's just take us
54:18
Speaker 1: back to our childhood and let's fancy the ourself. Everybody's
54:21
Speaker 1: on the show.
54:22
Speaker 2: Please just greased up people smacking each other with swords. Yeah, Castle,
54:28
Speaker 2: Gray Skull. I we're not asking for much.
54:30
Speaker 1: I would say too, if anybody is wondering, if you're
54:33
Speaker 1: wondering about And I'm not one foreign nostalgia, I don't really,
54:37
Speaker 1: but it's it was so here because it was. But
54:40
Speaker 1: there's a great documentary and I think it might be
54:42
Speaker 1: on this Flix is called The Power of Gray Skull.
54:45
Speaker 1: And you've seen that.
54:48
Speaker 2: I've seen a documentary on him. Man, yes, maybe not
54:50
Speaker 2: this one.
54:51
Speaker 1: It's just it's like it came about, the popularity of
54:54
Speaker 1: it came about, and the millions they made came about
54:58
Speaker 1: as total by chance, they went, what have we hear now?
55:02
Speaker 1: They tapped in. It was the perfect time with the
55:04
Speaker 1: cone and vibe, you know, let their studded straps and
55:08
Speaker 1: sexy women and sexy men and swords and big battle cat,
55:12
Speaker 1: big battle cat, you know what I mean, like it
55:14
Speaker 1: should it was. It was perfect when it struck. So
55:19
Speaker 1: my my issue was that if we don't see at
55:26
Speaker 1: least we're down to clothing. That's where I have a
55:31
Speaker 1: major issue.
55:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I gotta tell you that's all we're asking for.
55:35
Speaker 2: So our row really is with the makers of Masters
55:39
Speaker 2: of the Universe being Dressed, directed by a guy called
55:42
Speaker 2: Travis Knight, who made the last Transformer film, which I
55:44
Speaker 2: watched on a plane, and even though I was watching
55:46
Speaker 2: on a plane, I was still tempted to walk out.
55:48
Speaker 1: Tom Jesus. So it's already runed. So Travis, we wish
55:56
Speaker 1: you the best.
55:56
Speaker 2: Look, We're going to have a row with you, Paul
55:58
Speaker 2: if you fuck this one up, and we will let
56:00
Speaker 2: everybody know about it when it rolls into theaters in
56:04
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56:10
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