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Heaux Be Working · We Talk Back

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  Speaker 1: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who
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  Speaker 1: talk back. What's up, y'all?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for tuning in for a new episode of
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  Speaker 2: We Talk Back. It's your co-host AJ Holiday and show
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  Speaker 2: dedicated to you niggas and these hoes.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, y'all. It's me, Tam Bam. I love y'all once again,
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  Speaker 1: as always. Thank y'all for tuning in. I do. You
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  Speaker 1: be so mad at why you don't like me loving everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Girl, because I, I ain't going to, let me not,
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  Speaker 3: let me not.
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  Speaker 1: Because you a hoe.
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  Speaker 2: Finesse.
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  Speaker 1: Because hoes love everybody. That's your problem. That's you. I
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  Speaker 1: know that's what I was mimicking you.
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  Speaker 3: What's up, child? So how was your weekend?
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  Speaker 1: My weekend was uneventful as fuck. I went out last, listen,
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  Speaker 1: remember I told y'all I went out last Sunday?
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  Speaker 3: And you wasn't going out no more?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't because I got sick. By Tuesday, I was
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  Speaker 1: down bad and being fucked up all week. Shame.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you was about to say you was twerking
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  Speaker 3: on somebody's damn table this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't do shit but lay up in the
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  Speaker 1: bed and catch up on Game of Thrones. Niggas call,
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  Speaker 1: it's not Game of Thrones. It's House of the Dragon
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  Speaker 1: or House of the Dragons or whatever it's called. H-O-D.
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  Speaker 1: Niggas gonna call it Game of Thrones. So I watched
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  Speaker 1: that and I just tried to nurse myself back to health.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still not a hundred percent. I had to go
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  Speaker 1: to the doctor yesterday and they gave me some scissors.
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  Speaker 1: So I've been taking that.
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  Speaker 3: Now, you know, people about to be hitting your ass up.
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  Speaker 1: They can't have none. This is, I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 1: rid of this cough. What they gave you, Cody? They
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  Speaker 1: gave me promethazine.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, girl, that bottle probably worth about 500. For real?
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  Speaker 1: On the screets. Let me take this mucinex. And steal
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  Speaker 1: this bottle. Right. Exactly. No, I'm going to take this
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  Speaker 1: because I've been feeling bad. You like Game of Thrones?
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  Speaker 1: Not Game of Thrones. House of the Dragon? I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Me too. I love it.
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  Speaker 3: Don't tell me about Sunday because I haven't watched yesterday's
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  Speaker 3: episode yet.
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  Speaker 1: So I didn't watch it. Typically, I watch my episodes
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  Speaker 1: on the treadmill. This is what I do, y'all. My
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  Speaker 1: new thing is because I've been doing 45 minutes of
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  Speaker 1: cardio every day. So my 45 minutes, I watch a
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  Speaker 1: show that I enjoy. So I don't watch the show
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  Speaker 1: until I'm on the treadmill. I hadn't even watched Raising
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  Speaker 1: Canaan yet because I've been sick, so I ain't been
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  Speaker 1: getting on the treadmill. So all those shows are backed up.
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  Speaker 1: That show is backed up, and I didn't watch this Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: But I caught up on the old ones because I
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  Speaker 1: had already seen them. So I had watched them over.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's always, listen, those shows, you miss something. You
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  Speaker 1: got to watch them more than once. Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I want to go back and watch Game
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  Speaker 2: of Thrones also because I hate the fact, well, the
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  Speaker 2: season is over now because Sunday was the season finale, right?
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  Speaker 2: But I hated the fact I had to wait every
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  Speaker 2: fucking week. Like, I almost started watching Game of Thrones
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  Speaker 2: again just to get that little, ugh, that I need.
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  Speaker 2: But doesn't that show you who the original people are?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it just shows you how your bullshit can be
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  Speaker 1: passed down to you from your ancestors. Because this is
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  Speaker 1: 172 years before Game of Thrones. Right.
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  Speaker 2: And there's an episode on Game of Thrones where, what's
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  Speaker 2: the little midget? Him and somebody else, they were riding
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  Speaker 2: past the castle.
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  Speaker 1: The little person?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they basically was like, damn, it'll be hundreds of
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  Speaker 2: thousands of years before we are able to build something
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  Speaker 2: this magnificent again.
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  Speaker 3: Right? Right. Because the things that these people living in,
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  Speaker 3: they ain't build this stuff. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: This stuff was already there.
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  Speaker 2: And if you look at House of the Dragon, the
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  Speaker 2: Valorians were black people. The Sea Serpent, the black man
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  Speaker 2: with the dress and his family, they were the original people.
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  Speaker 2: The throne is made of Valerian steel. And remember the
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  Speaker 2: dagger that was passed down to the boy? That's the
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  Speaker 2: same dagger that in.
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  Speaker 3: Game of Thrones. What's the little short daughter?
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  Speaker 4: Arya.
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  Speaker 1: Arya. Arya. Arya.
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  Speaker 2: That's the same dagger she used to kill the White Walker.
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  Speaker 2: A Valorian steel dagger.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't notice that. Look at you. Dropping jewels.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I love Game of Thrones. I like all those
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  Speaker 3: time piece type shit.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, the last season, even though the last season kind
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  Speaker 1: of failed me, I swear when last season started, I
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  Speaker 1: was sitting in my living room in my panties. I
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  Speaker 1: was using a pot lid as a shield. And I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I was ready. You stupid. I had my shield.
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  Speaker 1: You stupid as hell.
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  Speaker 2: Look, but speaking of time pieces, my weekend, honey, okay?
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  Speaker 2: I had a great weekend. I attended the Waco Wearable
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  Speaker 2: Art Gala. Tina Lawson's Beyonce mama. Beyonce them mama.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Oh, you was doing big things.
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  Speaker 2: And it was a Harlem Nights theme. So I was
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  Speaker 2: dressed up, honey, along with everybody else. Everybody looks so beautiful,
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  Speaker 2: black excellence. You was in the mix, in the mix.
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  Speaker 2: It was star-studded too, child. Beyonce was up in there.
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  Speaker 2: Jay-Z was up in there. Lil' Blue Ivy was up
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  Speaker 2: in there. Everybody was in there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm jealous. Why you ain't invite me, bitch?
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  Speaker 3: Because it was invite only. Bitch, I barely got invited.
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  Speaker 3: But I made it.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, a friend of mine, his company sponsored.
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  Speaker 1: The event.
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  Speaker 3: He was one of the major sponsors for the event. Giblify,
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  Speaker 3: just to shout them out.
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  Speaker 2: It's essentially almost like PayPal at this point or Quicken.
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  Speaker 2: Like you use the app to donate your tithes to church. Like,
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  Speaker 2: you don't got to go to church no more. You
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  Speaker 2: can donate, you know, through the app. A lot of
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  Speaker 2: churches are on this network, too, because it boosts their revenue.
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  Speaker 2: People don't actually have to physically come to church anymore. So,
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  Speaker 2: this is a major company. They also do nonprofit donations and, like, political.
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  Speaker 2: You can donate to your favorite political party through the
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  Speaker 2: app as well. Y'all check it out, Giveify.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Yeah, it was nice. If you give a fuck,
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  Speaker 1: check out Giveify. That should be their slogan. You stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Not for church shit. Oh yeah, you're right. So let's
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  Speaker 1: get into the dumb internet news. Blue Ivy bid more
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  Speaker 1: than 80K. You were there. So tell us about that.
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  Speaker 1: She did.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know if it was like a little
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  Speaker 2: ploy or something to have her run the check up
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  Speaker 2: on these damn guests. So that particular auction, it was actually,
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  Speaker 2: they were auctioned off different art pieces from some of
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  Speaker 2: the artists that were there.
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  Speaker 3: But the last auction was for the earrings that Tina
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  Speaker 3: Knowles had on.
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  Speaker 1: The Lorraine Schwartz earrings. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So the bid, the earrings were worth $ 100, 000. And I
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  Speaker 2: think they started the bid off at $ 30, 000. And the
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  Speaker 2: original judge that was up there doing the auction, was
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  Speaker 2: Star Jones. Star Jones left and had to catch a
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  Speaker 2: flight somewhere. So then Kiki Palmer, who was the host
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  Speaker 2: of the event, she came back out there and bitch,
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  Speaker 2: she was running that shit up by $ 5, 000 increments. So
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  Speaker 2: the winner ended up getting it for $ 105, 000, but they
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  Speaker 2: straight out of Tina Knowles ears. Like you can go
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  Speaker 2: straight to eBay with that shit and triple your money
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  Speaker 2: right quick. I would think they would keep them, but
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  Speaker 2: who knows?
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  Speaker 1: If you got $ 105, 000 to just bid on some earrings
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  Speaker 1: at an auction, you're doing well out here. Exactly. That
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  Speaker 1: shit has set me back two years. At least a year.
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  Speaker 3: Two years, like you said. The fuck, girl? But Blue
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  Speaker 3: Ivy was in there looking like she was 20 years old.
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: She had her black sunglasses on the whole night.
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  Speaker 1: She's just a big girl. Yeah. Beautiful little girl.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Beyonce was out there with the babies out, chatting
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  Speaker 3: them titties, was sitting.
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  Speaker 1: Beyonce titties is big now.
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  Speaker 2: Those breasts are really big. She looked really beautiful, but
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  Speaker 2: them titties was busting out.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know. Can we say this?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like Beyonce had a BBL.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm scared. I don't know. Cause you know, Beyonce. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: else getting them. Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: She probably did get like a little mommy makeover type thing.
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  Speaker 3: Or I know kids make that ass spread for real.
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  Speaker 3: Cause she always had hips, but honey, she got the
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  Speaker 3: ass to go with it now.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I don't be on board with the ass and titties.
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  Speaker 3: Those titties don't even look fake titties.
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  Speaker 1: Them is real mom tits.
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  Speaker 3: Those are mom titties.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Yep. What else happened?
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  Speaker 3: Angela Simmons- And I love she embracing her body like that.
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  Speaker 1: Just be- Be real. Angela Simmons is dating your guy,
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  Speaker 1: you guys. Well, allegedly. I don't want to say they are,
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  Speaker 1: but it looks like they are hanging out. They're all
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  Speaker 1: in Paris. They were in, what was Dubai? Dubai. Mm-hmm. Together,
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  Speaker 1: riding on the sand dunes. And listen, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to say, manifest, you guys. If y'all don't believe in manifestation,
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  Speaker 1: this nigga put this girl in a song how many
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  Speaker 1: years ago saying he wanted her? I don't know, about
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  Speaker 1: six years ago. And look at him. He got what
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  Speaker 1: he asked for. You better put that shit in the universe.
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  Speaker 1: And all of y'all been singing that song. Y'all was
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  Speaker 1: manifesting it for him, singing that song.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little easier when you got the check, though.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: If you're trying to manifest a person in particular. It
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  Speaker 2: might be a little bit easy if you got money.
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  Speaker 1: Right. And you got a platform because everybody was manifesting
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  Speaker 1: it for him by singing the song.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if they just hanging out. because she always
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  Speaker 2: act like relationships don't be that serious.
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  Speaker 3: I know she has.
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  Speaker 1: She's probably just private. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She kind of socially awkward to me a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: To me. Ain't no way she out there in Dubai
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  Speaker 1: and Paris and they fucking. They was fucking in them
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  Speaker 1: sand dunes.
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  Speaker 3: Well, she was out here acting like she was a
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  Speaker 3: virgin for a very long time.
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  Speaker 1: You remember that? Well, you know, she got her daddy,
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  Speaker 1: you know. You got to do what you got to
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  Speaker 1: do out here. Right.
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  Speaker 2: She might make it not her in particular, but that
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  Speaker 2: position in life might make it to the list later
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  Speaker 2: if I'm a topic.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So Quavo on takeoff did a podcast last
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  Speaker 1: week or over the weekend. I'm not sure. And- They
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  Speaker 1: were asked, Nicki or Cardi?
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  Speaker 3: They were on Drink Champs, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Drink Champs. Drink Champs just be coming with the shits, okay?
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  Speaker 1: So they said Nicki over Cardi. What you think about that?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that comes from a place of beef
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  Speaker 2: because we already know. To me, outside looking in, we
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  Speaker 2: don't know what these people got going on in real life,
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  Speaker 2: but it doesn't look like Offset be fucking with them
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  Speaker 2: for real.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the group is broken up.
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  Speaker 2: And, you know, usually when that happens, the woman, whoever
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  Speaker 2: the woman is, she's going to get blamed for why,
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  Speaker 2: you know. And I feel like they just might just
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  Speaker 2: be on different life cycles. Like, does Quavo or Takeoff
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  Speaker 2: have children?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think so. Yeah, like Offset has.
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  Speaker 3: Four kids, five now, because they just had another little boy.
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  Speaker 1: So he has five.
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  Speaker 3: Kids, plus he's a married man. Like, it's just going
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  Speaker 3: to be different. And my wife come first.
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  Speaker 1: You know, despite all of that, I just feel like
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  Speaker 1: they should have just not answered the question. They could
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  Speaker 1: have left that question off.
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  Speaker 2: They'd be like, man, you wildin'. They were supposed to
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  Speaker 2: drink the drink. Drink the doosay and to the next question.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all trying to cause beef.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it's already beef. It's already beef. They just
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  Speaker 1: want the beef to be out there. Extra beef. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they want it to be out there for the world.
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  Speaker 1: Because how y'all going to choose Nicki or McCarty?
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  Speaker 3: When they already beefing.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Just adding fuel to the fire. If you mad at
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  Speaker 1: your family, just say that.
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  Speaker 3: So what, did Cardi have anything to say about it?
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  Speaker 1: So I, she posted, stand on that. She didn't add anybody,
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  Speaker 1: but it was just a post and delete that says
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  Speaker 1: stand on that. So we would assume that she was
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  Speaker 1: talking to them, but we can't say for sure that
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  Speaker 1: that's who she was speaking to. She could have been
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  Speaker 1: speaking about anything.
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  Speaker 4: I guess.
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  Speaker 3: Cardi has been on a war path for the last,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, six months.
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  Speaker 2: It's just, after the Tasha K trial, like the civil
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  Speaker 2: lawsuit she had against Tasha K.
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  Speaker 3: And then now it's like, she got to get used
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  Speaker 3: to being a celebrity.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't, the thing I don't like about it
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  Speaker 2: is like people like, oh, this is what comes with
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  Speaker 2: being a celebrity.
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  Speaker 3: I like to think of myself as a real private person.
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  Speaker 2: So I wouldn't like if people were making lies about
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  Speaker 2: me and just saying shit for clickbait online. But to
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  Speaker 2: say I'm gonna wake up every morning and I feel
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: like sometimes celebrities look for that because the same way
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  Speaker 2: you got a bunch of people saying negative shit it's
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  Speaker 2: going to be way more people saying positive things so
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  Speaker 2: why not focus on that but she focuses on a
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  Speaker 2: negative a lot and that has to be tiring.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what it's easier to say it's easy
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  Speaker 1: to say that when we like e-list celebrities.
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  Speaker 2: No I understand it and this is why you know
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  Speaker 2: I think I've told you about this before I won't
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  Speaker 2: say what the name of the company is anymore But
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  Speaker 2: I would like to come up with a company where
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  Speaker 2: we'll clap back for you. You can hire one of
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  Speaker 2: our staff members to do 40,000 clap backs a day.
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  Speaker 3: We'll have the most brilliant, ratchet black.
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  Speaker 1: Women and gay men. Because they're going to be the funniest.
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  Speaker 3: And they're going to fucking tear your ass up in
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  Speaker 3: 2.2 seconds.
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  Speaker 2: And you can just hire somebody to handle your light work.
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  Speaker 2: Then that way, you know, you don't have to worry
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  Speaker 2: about the stresses of clapping back to regular degular motherfuckers
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  Speaker 2: who haven't even brushed their teeth yet and talking shit
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  Speaker 2: first thing in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Right. You know, I just feel like I couldn't imagine
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  Speaker 1: like these people, I'm sure at one point they were
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  Speaker 1: all like family, you know, like a real family. And
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  Speaker 1: then to wake up and hear them saying that they
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  Speaker 1: choosing your arch nemesis over you. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: Cardi and Nicki are arch nemesis, but, you know, someone
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  Speaker 1: else over you is hurtful. It is. It is.
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  Speaker 3: But I mean, do.
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  Speaker 1: That's something I might have... Out of all things that
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  Speaker 1: I could have commented on, that probably would have been
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  Speaker 1: one of the things that I'm like, oh, okay. I
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  Speaker 1: would have made a post and delete about that, honestly.
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  Speaker 3: Or just post it. Say it with your chest. Delete
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  Speaker 3: that shit right there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But I might post and delete. Might delete later.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know she gotta get used to people talk
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  Speaker 3: about her that's all she'd be.
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  Speaker 1: Wanting to fight everybody she probably is used to it
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  Speaker 1: as much as people talk about that woman it's probably
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  Speaker 1: she only addressed a small fraction of it ain't no
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  Speaker 1: way she could address everybody.
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  Speaker 2: And the thing is Nicki Minaj is the very same
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  Speaker 2: way if you say anything against her it's like fuck
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  Speaker 2: you forever it's her personality it's be forever.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like these rap women, females in rap
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  Speaker 1: are really taking over the rap game, I feel like.
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  Speaker 1: And they should just be unity, but that would be
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  Speaker 1: too positive for it to be reality. Right. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: So do you think that the people that Nicki Minaj
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  Speaker 3: had on her remix for Freak, do you think they
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  Speaker 3: chose sides?
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  Speaker 2: Because you noticed that Akbar was beefing with Cardi. JT
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  Speaker 2: was beefing with Cardi. Cardi called her a lapdog. So
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  Speaker 2: it's like, because I was on this song with Nicki Minaj,
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  Speaker 2: that means I can't fuck with you too. And I
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  Speaker 2: feel like Meg Thee Stallion just kind of stays neutral, right?
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: But she was having a back and forth with somebody
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  Speaker 3: recently too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a mess. Everybody on their period. That's
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  Speaker 1: all it is.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody period done synced up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Rap bitches done synced up.
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  Speaker 3: It's embarrassing. Y'all need to grow the fuck up. Anyway,
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: what else we.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Got going on, Chad? Oh, I don't even want to
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: talk about this. All right. Charlemagne speaks on call with
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Kanye about Pete Davidson. So go ahead. We're going to
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: play the clip. When me and Kanye got into an argument,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: he called me last November. He calls me.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: He's basically trying to get me on board to shit
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: on somebody.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: He knows is my friend. pete davidson like you got
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: it you're not calling me just to call me you
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: know pete is my friend right right he's like oh
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: you know um oh you know you we gotta save
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: the new maryland monroe you know what happened to maryland
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: monroe right maryland monroe died of drug addiction so we
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: gotta save the new maryland monroe talking about kim i'm
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: like yo you know pete is my friend right so
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: he's going on and on and then finally he goes.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: My wife is out here fucking a white boy with
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: a 10-inch penis and you won't help me? My wife
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: is out here fucking a white boy with a 10-inch
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: penis and you telling me that's your friend?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: But you're supposed to be culture? He's screaming on the phone.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Somebody help. Entertaining.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Yes. Entertaining.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Hilarious. What am I supposed to do but laugh at that?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: That's just how wild as fuck.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Kanye need to keep Charlamagne name out of his fucking mouth,
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: especially if you done been on the phone with him,
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: like pouring your fucking heart out about how your bitch
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: getting fucked by this super big dick white boy.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: You might need to keep that to yourself. I just
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: feel like, keep talking about dicks and the sizes, guys.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I want to know. Just keep, let's keep that up.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that type of conversation. If we're going to
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: talk about anything.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, remember we talked about Kanye one day. We were
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: saying how we don't think that Kanye really can hold
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: that dick down like that.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Like he ain't really fucking nothing.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: A girl hit us up on Instagram and she was like,
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: she knows firsthand that Kanye can't fuck and got meat.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: He can't? Yeah. She said he had a big dick.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: So I don't know.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Get a cock shot one day. Kanye say he buy
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: all his girls a house.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Okay. I just imagine Kanye got condoms that say white lives,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: white semen matters. No, the fuck he don't. White semen matters.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: All right. Anyway.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: That's what y'all mad about the most?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: The white t-shirt? The t-shirt?
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: That's what people most mad about?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I don't care about none of that stuff. I just
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: wish black people would take their energy away from all
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: of these different things.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: The different antics that people do, the story headlines, the
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: dead men, dead on the street. This shit is just
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: all traumatizing. And that I agree with Kanye. The majority
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: of the shit he be saying. As far as the
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: shit with Charlamagne ass.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Nigga, you need to be careful who he be talking
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: to and who he tell shit to. You know what
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: I'm saying? Like, everybody ain't your friend. That goes for both.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Both people. You just have to be careful.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Everybody's not your fucking friend.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: And Charlamagne already drew the line in the sand when
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: he said, Pete Davidson is my friend, Kanye. You can't
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: call me to try to turn me against my friends.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck is that? And I'm not about
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: to talk shit about my friend with you either.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Right. And then why are you bringing it up on
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Drink Champs? Because I left it alone. I left it
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: over there. Right.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: That was last year. I remember when it happened. I
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: remember when Charlamagne said it on The Breakfast Club about...
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: You know, talking about what's his name, Dick. But nigga,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I didn't know he started it, though. I didn't know
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Kanye started it. But just keep talking about dicks, fellas.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: The sizes, the shapes, and sin pics.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: All right, what else happened? That's it, bitch. We're going
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: to break. All right, you're right. All right, y'all.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: So listen, today we want to talk about which professions
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: have the biggest hoes. Okay, based on today's conversation and
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: stupid internet news, looks like podcasters might fall on the
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: motherfucking list.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: We don't know, though. I know firsthand.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: So tell me, out of the guys you've been with,
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: what are they doing?
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Who cheated the most, you think? Out of... My personal list,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: the biggest cheaters, the biggest hoes were fucking party promoters.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Club promoters, party promoters, they was fucking fucking. All them
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: bitches in that section, they getting pussy all the time.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: It was just too much. I went and bought a
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: catcher's mitt to catch all the pussy that was flying
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: in my nigga. I was playing baseball, bitch, with the pussy.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Diving the second base. Diving to catch the pussy. I
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: can't do it no more.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: So party promoters is number one on your list.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Party promoters is definitely number one on my list.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: I would say number one on my list would be
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: fucking truck drivers.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Truck drivers.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Look, I like, I like niggas who do shit. Like
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: I like niggas who build shit. I like dirty niggas.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Okay. I'll just, let's just be clear.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: I like manly men.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: So if you building a house or some shit, or
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: you running a trucking company, them my type of niggas.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: And them niggas be hoes.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, they be fucking them parking lot lizards. That's what
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: they call them. Them ladies who be... Not the dudes
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: I was fucking with. Not the dudes I was fucking
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: with or like the men who I've been with who
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: are truck drivers. But generally, truck drivers are disgusting.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Have you seen them? Yeah, I know. I know some
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: nasty ass truck drivers with like their pee pee water
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: bottle in the truck where they be sticking their dick
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: in the water bottle and peeing in it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: All the bacteria just right there on the rim.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: And then pissing in a bottle, then eating a sandwich. Right.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: So I would say truck drivers would be at the
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: top of my list. Also, yeah, hell yeah, party promoters
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: for sure.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Party promoters are the worst. My number two is drug dealers.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Drug dealers get more pussy than... Drug dealers and scammers,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: they come together as a team. I don't want no
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: scammer dick. They get more pussy than anybody.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Why? I don't want no scammer dick. You don't got
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: no cash, nigga.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: All you got is cards. I don't want that. Where's
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: the cash? Make them pieces hit. Make them pieces hit. No. Nigga,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: go out.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I remember one time I went out with a friend
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: and she had this scamming ass nigga who took us out. Girl,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: when I tell you he had a little Rolodex full
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: of different cards, he told a waitress, pick one.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Balling.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: It don't even matter. Balling. Off of other people's money,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: you thief. Let me tell you what else.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: When he's done with you, he's going to steal your
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: social security number.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I went out with this guy, and I didn't know
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: he was a scammer. That's not my aesthetic, but I
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: didn't know. We went to dinner, and I just ran
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: to check up. I ordered whatever I want, like I
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: typically do. At the end of the night, it was
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: time to pay the bill, and this nigga pulled out
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: $ 725 gift cards.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: What?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: He paid with a bunch of $ 25 gift cards. So
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: it was like a stack of $ 25 gift card. The
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: bill was probably like $ 400, $ 500 between the two of us.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: And he used $ 25 gift cards to pay the bill.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: So he used one and another and another until it
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: got to $ 500. Oh my God. I was so embarrassed.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to slide up under the table. I
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: want to go. I was down there tying shoes. I
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: had on high heels, but I was tying my shoe strings, bitch,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: because I was so embarrassed. Like, oh, my God. Who
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: am I? Hell no.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I'm not dealing with no type of shit.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Come on, man.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: That was so embarrassing.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I never went out with him again. I didn't know
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: he was a scammer, though.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: The restaurant could have called the police on y'all, because, nigga,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: who the fuck pulls out with $ 25 gift cards?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Who does that? Oh, y'all. Not on y'all. On that nigga.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I'm on a date. I didn't know this. I'm sorry
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: to this man. I do not know this man. I
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: met him. This is our first date, officer.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Guilty by association.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: You done said he had ordered up the crab dip
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: and the crab legs.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: You just was running amok in there acting stupid.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, I was. I was like, when you see my
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: drink get low, bring another.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Good news.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Let me see who else on my list.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: We already covered drug dealers.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: You know, they ass. Them call center niggas. Them niggas
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: in the fucking call center.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they do be fucking all of them.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: It's only a couple of them and they fucking all
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: of them. I remember when I used to work in
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: an environment like that. And I mean, the niggas would
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: be fresh on the floor. Fresh off the street.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: They in everybody, on everybody instant messaging.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I used to be like, listen.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I ain't for it, but keep trying. Somebody in here
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: going to bite.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I tell them niggas that somebody going to bite, they
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: be in everybody's shit.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Right. Girl.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Like it on lunch break. Yes. Whoever breaking the same
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: time as them.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Girl, it was one nigga who had several baby mamas
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: in the same building, plus a wife at home.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: All at the same cost of Verizon.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I know it was Verizon. I never worked at Verizon.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Hell no. I'm not going to say where.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Because anybody who listens to this show that ever worked
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: with me, they know exactly who the fuck I'm talking about.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: This nigga sucked his thumb. I wish I might have
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: a baby for a nigga who sucked they thumb. Ew. Ew.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: That's weird. Who's your number three? My three is personal trainers.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: They be fine. They be stretching you out at the
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: end of your workout. I done fucked one of my
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: personal trainers before. I ain't gonna lie.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: But was he still debiting money out your bank account
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: while you were fucking?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: That's my question. That is fucking wild. So this nigga
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: working your ass out and you giving him pussy and
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: that nigga got auto-draft out your checking account.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I know. That shit was whack as hell. But let
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: me tell you, I only did that one time with
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: one trainer and it was like in my early mid-twenties.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: And then he started getting real lax on my workout.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Like I would come in for my workout and he
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: just act like he could do whatever he wanted. I
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: need you to focus on this body getting me in shape.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: He would like go out and talk to some white
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: dudes outside while I'm, you know, like, no, you need
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: to stay here and focus on me. I paid you.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Just because you be fucking don't mean you get to
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: do what you want now.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Soon as that nigga started talking some sexual shit to me, bitch,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I was canceling that auto drive.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: That's what I should have. See, I was young. I
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: wasn't smart. He still did a job. No, you pay
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: for that with your pussy, sir. Exactly. The fuck? Because
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: that is currency. But when I tell you this man
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: was fine, he was in shape. And I think he'd
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: be doing dick ups at night because that dick used
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: to be doing something. Strong. That was part of his workout. Shame.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: We got an actual list.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Let's go through this list right quick and see if
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: anything resonates. This list is actually off of Twitter.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Youth pastor. That's number 10. I don't know any youth pastors.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: I don't even think heterosexual men go to church.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: That's just my opinion. They do. They do.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Single heterosexual men?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: I never seen one. Do you go to church? I've
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: been to church. And there don't be no single niggas
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: in there. If they in there, they with a woman.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: No, that's not true. Especially if you grew up in
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: the church.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Okay. Well, youth pastors is actually number one on the list.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe she has it backwards. This is this girl's list.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yes. Look, barbers on there. Now, them barbers definitely
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: be hoes.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they be fucking them single moms that come
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: in to get their son haircut.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Ooh, you know who missing? The goddamn youth football coach.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Yes. Now, you know them mamas be smashing they ass
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: so they sons can get them positions.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Not just football. Any AAU sport your child playing, they fucking. Yep.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: That's not even on this list. And that's a real thing, okay? Yes,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Because I know some motherfuckers. Number five on her list
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: is true. Active duty military.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: And he bringing a dick in a Challenger or Charger.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Right. Camaro. Drop top. Black with rims. They will be married.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: And if they get deployed, they single. They single on deployment.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I know that firsthand. I done lived it.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Look, so I guess on the list for women, it
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: got to be military wives then, because them hoes be hoeing.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Listen, let me tell you. All right, y'all. I used
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: to live in Europe. And I lived on a military
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: base with my sister. And there was this lady, this
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: black woman. She lived across the street. And I would
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: see her and I would say hi, speak. And she
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: always wore long jean skirts. Long jean skirts, you know.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: And like cats. That type of bitch. You know, like
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: she was very, very submissive wife. Like kojic. Very, yes,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: very Kojic-ish woman. Baby, that husband deployed. I was hearing
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: hip hop coming out the window. I was hearing Kaya,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: don't trust no nigga, no. Coming out the window of
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: her house now. Like she was on a whole different
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: level while her nigga was gone.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Not a whole different level.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I hear that. A whole different level, child. I was like,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: you are different. Where your jean skirt at? Shame.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Look, they got call center niggas on there. Plant workers.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Plant workers are definitely hoes.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Factories, plants. Niggas that work at the chicken farm. They
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: covering all men that have jobs, essentially. So any man
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: who breathes, basically, is a hoe. Male nurses. I don't
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: know many male nurses. I know a couple doctors, and
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: they definitely some hoes.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I think that's about it for my list of niggas
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: that I know personally. Can you think of anything else?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Any other type of man that's just... Oh, unemployed niggas.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: That dick be on the charger all day. They ain't
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: got shit else to do but for... Ready.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: But look, you know I'm in Charleston, right? Which is
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: a port city. So I would like to add to
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: that list Longshoreman. They the biggest hoes in South Carolina.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, in any city with a port. They slinging
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: that dick off the water.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Yep. I'll add that to the list. That's a real thing, okay?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I remember my mom, because my daddy's a longshoreman, so
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: is my stepdad, but my mom would call them Wednesday
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: girls because them niggas get their paychecks on Wednesdays.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: So she'd be like, yeah, all them Wednesday girls down
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: there to get them niggas checks. Right.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I know that's right.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: The Wednesday girls.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: All right. We did the men. We definitely got to
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: do women. We can't just talk about the nigga hoes. Bartenders.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: That might be number one. That's number one. Bartenders be
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: definitely fucking....
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: And especially the ones that's in the strip clubs. Like,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I feel like they probably be getting in more than
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: the damn strippers.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Strippers. Yeah. You know?
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: So they, it's almost like in that, in that, that dynamic,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: like the bartender versus the stripper is like the bartenders
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: think they better than the strippers. Like, I don't got
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: to take my clothes off to get this money.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: But y'all want to be strippers. But you really be
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: doing it.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: They be naked behind a bar damn near. Like y'all
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: ain't no better. Right.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: You ain't no different.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Niggas be right there finessing and pulling their ass too.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I used to be a strip club bartender. So you
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: know firsthand. Yeah. You might come up on this list
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: a couple times. Look, number nine is hairstylist. Fuck you.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I'm number 10 and number nine, God damn. First of all,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I ain't no hoe no more. Right. My wholeness got
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: deleted a long time ago. Exactly.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I ain't been wanting over... A decade and a half.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Hairstylist do I know first hand I seen some not
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: me Whatever bitch Hairstylist be some hoes.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Um Number eight strippers We already went over that Fast
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: food service So we saying that the bitches at McDonald's
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Is the hoes.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I guess they have it your.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Way They hustling backwards Ma'am Um Let's see Instagram party promoters.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Now that, are they?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Instagram thoughts. They social media hoes.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I just like to think that it
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: be the regular degular bitches with glasses that really be hoes.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Your local library. Exactly. Or teacher. First, second grade teachers. Well,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: teachers is on the list.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: That's about right. Like DMV employees. Now I know that
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: one is true because I know a couple. I know
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: a couple hoes that work at the DMV. You want
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: to get in and out of there quick?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Eat this poom poom. Secretaries. Secretary any. Monica Lewinsky. Anywhere
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: that wear glasses. Females that wear glasses.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Glasses and pencil skirts.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: And natural hair. Look, the natural hair bitch is going
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: to be real mad at me this week. Y'all know
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: y'all be fucking. Exactly. Customer service call centers. Yeah. All
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: of them be fucking.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: CNA and nurses.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Who's the bigger hoes? The CNA or the nurse? It's
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the nurse. It's the nurse. You think so? The CNA
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: be working too hard. She be tired after she get off.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: They both be tired, but the CNA be more tired.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: She be cleaning band pants and shit and cleaning up shit.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: She don't want to fuck as much as the nurse.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Like, these some solid ass lists, but I feel like
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: they just basically saying everybody be hoes. You saw how
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Boosie was saying Instagram and I turned everybody to a hoe.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Women hoes, men hoes. I agree with that shit because, like,
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Instagram is like a hoedex.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: What you mean?
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Like in the past, like maybe we.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Would cherish relationships more because we just didn't have access,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: visual access to all these people.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Now you could literally just go and pick a new nigger.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Right. I mean, not just Instagram. You have apps like
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Hinge and Plenty of Fish and Tinder where you could just,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: you know, meet people and hook up if you want to. Right.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to get on... What's this app that
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: they just will not accept me? Is it for celebrities? Yeah, Raya. Oh, yeah.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: I've been trying to get on Raya for years, too.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: At least since 2017.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't even know it had been out that long.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I tried to get on 2020, and they just will
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: not let me in. And you know how you have
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: to have somebody who recommends you? I even had some
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: good recommendations, but they just playing with the kids.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Girl, it's probably only like four niggas on it anyway,
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: and they like white women.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: So, no, it's all kind of niggas. The girl who
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: recommended me, she went out with Mos Def.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Isn't he married?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Yo! Maybe it wasn't Mos Def. Maybe it was Def Mos,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: and she just got it backwards. Bitch, it's time for
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: commercials or something, ain't it? We'll be right back, y'all.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: All right, y'all, we back.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: So we're going to do a random sex fact today.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: What we got, Tam?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: All right, so it says sex reduces stress. On top
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: of obvious physical benefits, research shows that getting busy calms nerves,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: lowers blood pressure, and reduces stress. Grab your partner before
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: the big presentation at work. In one study, participants who
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: had sex before a public speaking experiment were less stressed.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: So maybe you people on your jobs that have very
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: stressful jobs are fucking to reduce stress and be more productive.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: I believe that.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Especially like with sales, call center type jobs. That shit
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: is fucking hella stressful. So maybe, you know, there's a
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: big correlation there. Right, and maybe y'all onto something. On
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: to some dick. That's what they on to. But that
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: sounds about right for real, man. You might be on
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: to something.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: You smart. You is smart. You is kind. You is important, bitch.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because, I mean, I probably have abused sex in
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: the past.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Abused sex, like, Because I'm stressed out.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm not addicted to food in that way, but
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: I'm addicted to people in that way.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: If I'm stressed out, like, I might just use that
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: dick to get the release I need.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Right. And that's the thing. And it really actually works. Now, me,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I don't typically go to dick when I'm stressed. I
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: go to marijuana and cake. That is my drug of choice.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: No, I need to get tossed around a little bit.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: If I'm stressed out, like I need to get tossed around.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: I need to get like abused a little bit.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Beat me up, Scotty. I think the words are beam
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: me up, not beat me up, Scotty. That too. maybe
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I'm an all lady because chocolate cake and weed come
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: first before some dick any day a warm piece of
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: cake orgasmic Like, that'd be a good way to get
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: a piece of pussy from me, is to bring me
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: a warm piece of cake. Right. Some American pie.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know, child, but listen, this is a nice
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: little short, sweet episode.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Fun episode.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Shit, how many episodes we in the hole now? We
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: about to be on our 100th episode.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: We got to do something special for our 100th episode. 100th?
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: We've been talking almost 100 times, bitch. I know. Ain't
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: that crazy? God damn. I appreciate y'all who listen to this.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: On top of still talking on the phone and shit.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Like, bitch, I'm tired of talking to you.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Not for real.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: It ain't over yet. We be talking, talking. Hoes be talking? Right. Oh,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: podcasters be hoes. I ain't no hoe no more. My
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: hoes got deleted a long time ago.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Hey, look, I had somebody fix my whole fax.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Like, fix your credit? Right.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: I had somebody fix my shit.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: They deleted everything on there. Control, alt, delete.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Ain't nothing on there.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I know that's right.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Unless I want it to be. If I come, it
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: don't count. Bounce.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Is that how that works? Yes. Period. If you got penetrated,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: it count. Whether you came or not. Says who?
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: It never happened.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: It did.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: My truth is my truth.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Alternate facts. Alternative facts. All right, y'all.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Listen, if you enjoyed this episode, please tune in every
• 41:14
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• 41:17
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• 41:18
  Speaker 2: This is your co-host, AJ Holiday 2.0. Y'all, we would
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: love to have some new dumb bitch stories out here. Like,
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: what y'all doing? We know y'all dumb bitching it.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: We know it's cuffing season.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: You got a few people on the roster that you
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: done got rid of for whatever reason.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: We want to hear about it.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Hit us up. Y'all follow me. It's Official Tam Bam
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: on Instagram. I'm going to start posting more. I promise y'all.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: That's my thing for like, that's my resolution for the
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: fourth quarter of the year. I'm going to start posting shit.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: So come look at it. Official Tam Bam on Instagram.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Y'all send me. Y'all ask a black friend questions. We
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: want to talk to y'all white people. Thank y'all for
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: tuning in. Minorities. Y'all a minority. We appreciate y'all.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: But follow me. I love y'all, man. Y'all remember to
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: speak now.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: And never hold your peace.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Deuces. Bye.