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Teresa’s Wedding, Kim Dumps Pete, with Brandy and Julie · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Saturday morning, and the house is playing its greatest hits.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I'm back in the
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  Speaker 2: Woodland Hills headquarters. I packed up my place and went
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  Speaker 2: back to the 818. And as I was leaving, I
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  Speaker 2: got in my car and the song for I Think
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  Speaker 2: Pretty in Pink, Don't You Forget About Me. That's what
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  Speaker 2: was playing Breakfast Club as I left. Anyway, it was great.
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  Speaker 2: went on the boat. Jeff Lewis and Jeff Stew were
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  Speaker 2: in town, my friends. And we went on the boat,
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  Speaker 2: had a cocktail sunset party Saturday night. We went on
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  Speaker 2: the boat with the kids on Sunday. Back to reality.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go through the hottest topics that happened
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  Speaker 2: this weekend. And then I have a great, really fun
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  Speaker 2: interview with two of your favorites, Brandy and Julie, that
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  Speaker 2: we did tape back in Newport. But it's all here
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  Speaker 2: right now, ready for you. Okay. Okay. So Teresa got married.
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  Speaker 2: It was pretty shocking. The hair was out of like
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  Speaker 2: my gypsy wedding. It was crazy. It was like all–
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  Speaker 2: it was like take all this extra hair, several wigs
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  Speaker 2: at the crown of your head, like the back of
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  Speaker 2: your head, and then a big diamond crown tiara. And
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  Speaker 2: it took me a minute like to just absorb. And
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  Speaker 2: then I realized– I had a very similar look for
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  Speaker 2: my wedding. I basically did the same thing, but I
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  Speaker 2: didn't have fake hair. And it was May 27th, 2000.
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  Speaker 2: So I wish Teresa and Louie 20. I hope that
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  Speaker 2: her hair brings the same luck that my hair did
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  Speaker 2: 22 years of marriage. But the look I did was
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  Speaker 2: I had them take all my hair and then they
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  Speaker 2: like put so much hairspray in it and they wove it.
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  Speaker 2: like a basket at the crown of my head. And
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  Speaker 2: then I had the tiara. It wasn't as big, but
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  Speaker 2: it's so, honestly, it's so similar. And then the veil
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  Speaker 2: went on the back. I just thought that, listen, we
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  Speaker 2: knew it's being filmed for the show. We knew she
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  Speaker 2: wanted a big thing. It was like, just when you
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  Speaker 2: think maybe Hollywood has changed, you're like, no, you know, no.
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  Speaker 2: Money can't buy a class.
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  Speaker 3: It can't.
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  Speaker 2: It was so New Jersey. It was like she just
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  Speaker 2: wanted it really, really big. Oh, it came out that
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  Speaker 2: it was $ 10, 000 for her hair. So this is clearly
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  Speaker 2: what she wanted. Her four gorgeous daughters were there. They
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  Speaker 2: all have good taste and were dressed really pretty. They
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  Speaker 2: all wore like these pinky rose, very tight-fitting dresses. they
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  Speaker 2: let it go. They knew this is what our mom watched.
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  Speaker 2: It was clearly like a look that she had thought
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  Speaker 2: about and decided on it. I don't know what he
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  Speaker 2: thought when she saw her walking down to Ave Maria. Also,
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  Speaker 2: Ave Maria was part of my wedding. We're just very similar.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't really realize how similar here I am. I
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  Speaker 2: have photos on my, um, from, from my wedding here
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  Speaker 1: Um, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I was about to like rip on it. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, hey, bitch, like you did a similar look.
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  Speaker 2: Now you might go, Heather, but come on. It was
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  Speaker 2: 22 years ago. Hey, some looks are timeless, clearly. And
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  Speaker 2: I chose one. Didn't think it at the time, but
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  Speaker 2: now I realize I'm back in style. Thanks, Teresa. Louis C,
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  Speaker 2: whatever her name was, her new husband's last name. Dorinda
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  Speaker 2: was there and she posted a bunch of, Um, photos
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  Speaker 2: of herself, they're real thirsty photos. You know, she was
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  Speaker 2: very critical of Jill's there and being thirsty. She did
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  Speaker 2: ones like a paparazzi of her arriving her with the
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  Speaker 2: bride and groom. Um, you know, the photos were everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: They did not tell them that you didn't have, that
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  Speaker 2: you couldn't post or that you couldn't have your camera.
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  Speaker 2: There was none of that. And people were posting all different.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone got everything we saw. them dancing. We saw the entertainment.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know because I'm thinking Bravo paid
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  Speaker 2: her to share her wedding with them. So she got
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  Speaker 2: a fee for that. And I'm surprised that there wasn't
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  Speaker 2: a stricter policy. She actually had a very similar, so
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  Speaker 2: she wore two dresses and the first dress was like
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  Speaker 2: very light pink. You couldn't really tell in the photos
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  Speaker 2: was very light pink strapless, very similar to Tamara's, um,
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  Speaker 2: wedding to Eddie, which I did attend. And we definitely
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  Speaker 2: could not post or any of that because it was
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  Speaker 2: filmed for a Bravo special. Maybe Teresa has more power.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they realize, you know what, social media and reality
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  Speaker 2: shows go hand in hand. Why try to stop it?
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  Speaker 2: It's going to get out. It's impossible for it not
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  Speaker 2: to get out. And, um, so a bunch of housewives
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  Speaker 2: went And I heard it was just tons of food.
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  Speaker 2: It was really good food. It was very expensive. There
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  Speaker 2: was like a two-hour cocktail hour where she was then
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  Speaker 2: busy taking photos and filming. Then they came in. There
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  Speaker 2: was entertainment. There was a burlesque dancer. I thought that
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  Speaker 2: was weird. That danced around to the point of just
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  Speaker 2: little pasties. So just like the flapping tits just out
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  Speaker 2: at the wedding. Very weird dance. Um, the other entertainment
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  Speaker 2: was kind of fun, like these other dancers, but that
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  Speaker 2: part I think is weird. Uh, the food was really good.
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  Speaker 2: Like you got your choice of, uh, Chateaubriand or chicken
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  Speaker 2: or fish. Um, but the dinner came very, very late.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone has said that it just was a really drawn out,
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  Speaker 2: lots of fun, but no one was hungry, but it
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  Speaker 2: came very late. And then, so the people, a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people left around 11, 1130. because they are a
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  Speaker 2: 50-year-old bride and groom. The people are 50. When someone
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  Speaker 2: is 30 and they get married, maybe the old people leave,
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  Speaker 2: and the 30-year-olds hang out, and they party until 3 a.m.,
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  Speaker 2: and that's when you want that in-and-out truck. Well, she
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  Speaker 2: had that. She had the Shake Shack. She had the candy.
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  Speaker 2: She had the pizza. But some people left before the
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  Speaker 2: dinner and ate the Shake Shack and the pizza and
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  Speaker 2: were like, I'm out. I'm 55 years old. I'm out.
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  Speaker 2: Ramona did not go. Ramona did not go. Now, she posted...
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday, her going, oh my God, I'm in a
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  Speaker 2: beautiful yacht in Ibiza. I just came out of the
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  Speaker 2: gorgeous water where I was swimming. But that was from
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  Speaker 2: like two weeks ago. She totally had planned to go.
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  Speaker 2: And I think at the last minute, she just decided
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  Speaker 2: she wasn't feeling great. She didn't go. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: the reason. Not a lot of people are talking about
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  Speaker 2: the fact she didn't go, but she definitely was not
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  Speaker 2: disinvited for revealing all the details of the wedding. And
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  Speaker 2: then we found out Well, the biggest thing is that
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  Speaker 2: Melissa and Joe didn't go. And all the rumors about
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  Speaker 2: what went on with the filming, they had the finale
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  Speaker 2: for the New Jersey season like a couple nights ago.
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  Speaker 2: And apparently the story, rumored to be, is that there
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  Speaker 2: is a new housewife who came in with information that
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  Speaker 2: Melissa was seen cheating with a married man, like kissing
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  Speaker 2: a man. That was talked about all season long. This
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  Speaker 2: is a legend. All season long. maybe unbeknownst to Melissa.
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  Speaker 2: It finally comes out at the finale. Teresa was made
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  Speaker 2: aware of it right in the beginning. Then they filmed
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  Speaker 2: for several months. This knowledge somehow gets out on the cameras.
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  Speaker 2: And that's when Joe and Melissa are like, we're not coming.
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  Speaker 2: And it was found out just a couple of days
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  Speaker 2: before the wedding that they were not attending. The bridesmaids
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  Speaker 2: were Dolores and Jen from the show. And then of
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  Speaker 2: course the four daughters. And I don't know if there
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  Speaker 2: was Anybody else besides that? His sister married them. She
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  Speaker 2: was the officiant. Louie's sister did. And then at one
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  Speaker 2: point he's like, thank you to our friends and family.
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  Speaker 2: And Teresa's like, chosen family. And everyone's like, woo! That
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  Speaker 2: was another video we saw. Now, Dina Manzo, we heard
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  Speaker 2: that she wasn't going to come because of cameras. And
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  Speaker 2: she didn't want to be where cameras are going to be.
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  Speaker 2: Very weird because, you know, you didn't have to put
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  Speaker 2: on a mic. You didn't have to talk to anyone
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  Speaker 2: with a mic. Like, whatever. But there were a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people miked, so if you were, like, talking to them,
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  Speaker 2: even if you didn't have a mic, I guess it
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  Speaker 2: would be a little nerve-wracking to know that whatever you
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  Speaker 2: say could be used. However, she didn't go. We knew
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  Speaker 2: she wasn't going, Dina. And then– I'm getting to Dina.
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  Speaker 2: And then she posted a bunch of stuff on Saturday
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  Speaker 2: and Sunday about letting go and walking away and sometimes
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  Speaker 2: a chapter ends and a new begins and– And, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we heard that she had an issue with Dolores and
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  Speaker 2: that she threw the engagement party and therefore Dolores didn't come.
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  Speaker 2: And it is believed that her issue with Dolores is
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  Speaker 2: that Dolores, along with her sister Caroline Manzo, wrote character
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  Speaker 2: letters to help her ex-husband, who's Caroline Manzo's biological brother,
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  Speaker 2: who she married and then divorced. Her ex-husband is facing
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  Speaker 2: charges for hiring someone to brutally beat up Dina and
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  Speaker 2: her current husband. That whole thing, I don't know where
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  Speaker 2: it is in the trial, but they wrote character letters
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  Speaker 2: for him, Dolores, and Carolina. Manzo is what I believe
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  Speaker 2: to be true. Um, so that, you know, he would whatever,
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  Speaker 2: not get a harsh sentence or, or be seen in
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  Speaker 2: a better light. I don't know. And from there, she
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  Speaker 2: just didn't want to be maybe in the same room
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  Speaker 2: with Dolores, but Dolores, everyone looked beautiful. That's the deal
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  Speaker 2: with the wedding. And there you go. And then she
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  Speaker 2: had a second dress, and then she might have had
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  Speaker 2: a third, but I haven't seen the third. Second dress
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  Speaker 2: at the wedding, hair all still the same. It must
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  Speaker 2: have been so heavy and so hot. Mine wasn't. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't have any fake hair. I didn't even know you
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  Speaker 2: could do, like, fake hair or falls or anything 22
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  Speaker 2: years ago. So mine was just my own little woven
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  Speaker 2: basket in the back of my head.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Just once two people fall in love and get married,
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  Speaker 2: two break up. Kanye and Pete, they announced that they
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  Speaker 2: are done. They broke up. A nice juicy scooper reminded
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  Speaker 2: me that I did say that if they, I said
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  Speaker 2: that I, I believe they'd break up early summer because
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  Speaker 2: Pete's not going to want to deal with four kids
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  Speaker 2: going back to school.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Back to school shit. It's happening. It's starting to get
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  Speaker 2: stressful and no 28 year old guy with a big
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  Speaker 2: dick wants to deal with that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. But I said, if they don't break up by August,
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  Speaker 2: then I think that then if they lasted till December
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  Speaker 2: is when I said, then they would start making the
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  Speaker 2: twins that Justin and I wanted to happen. So anyway,
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  Speaker 2: I think that, yeah, she had her fun. You know,
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  Speaker 2: she had her fun with him. And it is that
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  Speaker 2: the age difference was too much. She since has been
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  Speaker 2: posting all this positive stuff about Kanye, posting his Kanye
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  Speaker 2: glasses and I also heard it's because she's part owner
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  Speaker 2: of Yeez's company. It could be that she's just supporting
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  Speaker 2: her children's father. She wants it to be successful, obviously.
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  Speaker 2: Or my other prediction a long time ago was, would
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  Speaker 2: she possibly be like Elizabeth Taylor, who married her ex-husband,
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  Speaker 2: get married twice to the same person? I said she's
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  Speaker 2: Elizabeth Taylor. She might get married eight times, whatever. Who knows?
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  Speaker 2: The show premieres in a couple weeks. The same day
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  Speaker 2: they announced that Khloe had her baby, her second baby
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  Speaker 2: with Tristan. Oh, Kanye's posting Skeet Davidson dead at 28,
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  Speaker 2: like this old-fashioned newspaper thing. So it was just a
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  Speaker 2: big PR day for a lot of people in the
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  Speaker 2: Kardashian clan. Khloe had her baby with Tristan. The surrogate
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  Speaker 2: gave birth to the baby boy. We don't know his name.
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  Speaker 2: We still don't know Kylie's. son's name. So they're saving
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  Speaker 2: that for the Hulu premiere, I guess. But Khloe also
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  Speaker 2: broke up with her investor boyfriend. He was like an
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  Speaker 2: investment banker. What was he? An equity investor. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: come on. You have a baby at home. You're dealing
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  Speaker 2: with a husband. You're dealing with a baby daddy and
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  Speaker 2: Tristan and all of it. I don't know if this
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  Speaker 2: baby was born two weeks ago or they just decided
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  Speaker 2: to announce it at the same time of the Pete
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  Speaker 2: and Kim breakup. I don't know. Then Stormi, as I predicted,
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  Speaker 2: had her little headphones on and went to Travis Scott's
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  Speaker 2: first concert since Astroworld where he's like, are you ready
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  Speaker 2: for it, Stormi? And then Kylie filmed her being like, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And she's really cute. And anyway, so....
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  Speaker 3: They're cute.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I have to say, you know, we talk
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  Speaker 2: a little bit about Brandy and Julie love Kylie Jenner
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  Speaker 2: and her soothing, stormy voice. So there you go with that. Now, everybody,
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  Speaker 3: Studio.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: The mansion.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, going back to Woodland Hills after this,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm glad you could make it. It's Brandy and Julie.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: It's so nice here. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: I hate that we didn't get to do this multiple times.
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  Speaker 2: I invited you, but you were on a fancy trip.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you look richer.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Like more beautiful, younger. This is the luxury we need.
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  Speaker 2: I do want to say as people know, they can
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  Speaker 2: watch this on YouTube. And someone said, I love how
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  Speaker 2: you have a light for yourself and not for your guests.
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  Speaker 2: My guests do have a light. However, I kind of
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  Speaker 2: have double light because I'm facing the window that faces
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  Speaker 2: the bay. So I'm getting natural light at me, and
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  Speaker 2: then I also have a light. So I'm probably still
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  Speaker 2: going to be a little bit lighter than you guys.
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  Speaker 3: You have the beach view. Now, I do wonder which
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  Speaker 3: episode and which guest appeared as though they didn't have
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  Speaker 3: a beauty light, but I won't make you say.
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  Speaker 2: No, it was in... Like just a comment of someone
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  Speaker 2: being like, hey, you.
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  Speaker 3: Who was the person they thought didn't have a beauty
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  Speaker 3: light simply because they looked.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 1: That's a.
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  Speaker 2: Good point. Yeah, I need to go back and think
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  Speaker 2: about that. Well, I can attest there's a light. There's
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  Speaker 2: a light. That I look so beautiful. So you came
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  Speaker 2: here and normally come to the office. So this was
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  Speaker 2: the first time that you met my dog Raven in person. Gorgeous.
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  Speaker 2: And I mean, she really is adorable and really attractive.
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  Speaker 2: She is a little odd with new people.
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  Speaker 5: That's fine.
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  Speaker 2: She really only likes Peter. And I had to tell
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: you why.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: And can I first say, I do love a standoffish
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: dog because I believe that I interpret dogs like people.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: So when a dog is too much of like a
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: thirst bucket, I'm like, okay, like you just, what are
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: you friends with everyone? Like, I don't feel like I'm
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: giving a good energy. Um, Raven, who I didn't know
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: that was her.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Yes, she's a she.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Like maybe named after Raven, the drag queen. Yeah. She
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: took one look at us and when I tell you-
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Left the room. Didn't even run, but just aggressively went
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: down a long hallway and left. She left, yeah. And
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: I appreciated that because I was like, yeah, I like antisocial.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I'm not mad at that either.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know you.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Who are you?
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Do you even go here?
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Type of behavior. I like that. So we had to
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: opted her because Peter was all of a sudden met
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: her breed and then like joined a Facebook group or found.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: And this person said, we're giving, we're looking, this dog
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: is looking to be adopted, not for purchase adopted. She's seven.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: This is two years ago, like beginning of COVID. And
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: so it was out here in orange County. And we
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: met the breeder who brought Raven out. And the first
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: thing she said was, sorry, she's so fat right now.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: And she was not, and I go, oh, she doesn't
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: look bad to me. And then she said, so we're like,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: so why, how is it that you're giving her? away.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: Are you guys moving? Are you destitute now? Are you
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: now bankrupt?
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: You must be.
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: You must be bankrupt or health problems. You must both
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: be going into the hospital and dying because you're giving
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: away your dog that you've had for seven years.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: This must be happening.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: I want to add one more thing. It's a beautiful
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: dog that looks like a, what I presumed was a miniature.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Husky, which I didn't think. She's an Alaskan Klee Kai.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: She's Gorgeous, not overweight, not even fluffy.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: It's even a drag queen style vocabulary.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: She's a kick guy. She basically looks like a husky
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: who's had work done. Like if a husky had a
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: nose job and had like an eye lift. Yeah.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: And it's small.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Smaller.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: And smaller.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Beautiful.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Gorgeous, not fat.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: No.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: So then the woman said, well, she's a breeder dog.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: And so she's seven years old. So she no longer
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: can have babies anymore.
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: Is worth anything to us because we are pieces of shit.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Sorry, go ahead. ahead. And she also used to do, like,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: was a showgirl, like in the Best in Show.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, so we exploited her for as long as we could, too.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: And I said, did she do very well? I go, oh,
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: that's amazing. Did she win anything? She goes, no, she
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: never did as well as we thought that she would.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm surprised you didn't just kill her.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: So she's like, so, you know, that's what we do.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what we do because we are disgusting.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: And so then we're like, well, let us think about it.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: We went to go eat. And I said, 100% we're
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: taking this dog. This dog is my favorite animal at
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: the time. Seven times seven. She was seven. She was 49.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: She could no longer have babies. Neither could I. She
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: never made it in show business. And she was a
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: little bit fat.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: I want you to know, and I hope the breeders
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: listen to your show. I will find you.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: When you left the room, she asked for the number
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: and I was like, don't give it, please.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know where the number is. It was two
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: years ago.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: We just went to this house and then got her.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: It's not going to be on you. It's going to
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: be on me. And if these are lesbians, who did this?
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: The car is beautiful.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Where did you end up going for it? This exclusive
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: place that Dad has connections with. They have more cars
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: for more dealerships than like anywhere else. You have to
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: put me in touch. What's it called?
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: It's Dune ADL.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Where?
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Dune ADL.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: There's an accent on the E.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Do you mean.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, I got it on Done Deal Cars.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Lift, please.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: You going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage. No. Done Deal Cars.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: filed against me. When your free will was about to
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: be taken from you, what would you do if it
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: was given back?
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: I need a home dad.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: What happens next?
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: When I came in, he started crying. Everybody in life
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: encounters hardships. What defines them is not those hard moments
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: that they go through. It's about what happens next.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: You're worth the work.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know for sure, but the style of dress
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: and shoe choice.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Was it like a Tiva?
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: And that's why I thought maybe that's why she's so
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: obsessed with Peter, why she really, and her favorite is Peter,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: and then her second is like second master, Drake. So
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: it's like she's not really into me except if she
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: sees me in workout clothes and she's like, I think
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: that girl's.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Going for a walk. This is an interesting thing. Or
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: she's turned on because she's also a lesbian.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: This is an interesting thing.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: Generally with dogs, they're mostly afraid of men because those
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: are usually the abusers. And so I find it to
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: be interesting that these two women, these lesbians, who will
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: name nameless until I find them, were so grotesque to
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: this dog that it's turned off to women.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: I have to say to them, this is a first.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Especially you.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: This is a first. I look like a man.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: That's why you ran away.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: I look like a man.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: That's why she ran away.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: She took one look at the dyke in the room.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: You're right. She wasn't barking. She just was like, let
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: me get the fuck out of here. She literally was.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Like, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink.
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: I got to get out of the room because a
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: lesbian who looked like these horrible witches that... cut my
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: vocal cords and discarded me like garbage because I couldn't
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: give birth anymore.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: Um, I don't, I can't be around that energy.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Before we get into all our juicy topics, you guys
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: went on a big European Mediterranean cruise. I don't know what.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: And you said you had one good story for me. Well,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: first of all, we.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Were sitting on a bed with you.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Less than a week before we left.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, when we were in Napa.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: You were rolling your face with a jade roller. And
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: when I tell you when we had COVID for approximately
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: 47 days, this image of you rolling your face was
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: so soothing. Like even later, I was like, how soothing.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Wait, you had COVID on your trip?
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: No, we got home. We got that Euro COVID honey clout.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: And it was intense. And we have never had it once.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Never once.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, so my friend had the Euro-COVID too.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: But you didn't get it when you did with your shit.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: She was supposed to go... She was in Paris.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: And the day before she was going to leave, she
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: was in a designer store, which you can get these
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: bags for like $ 600 less, right? So she's going to...
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, she fainted. But she didn't hit
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: her head. And then she.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Went to the doctors or hospital. They said, you have COVID.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: And then the next day, but they were like, we don't,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: they don't like test you or anything. Like you, she
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: could have gone on the plane. Of course she wasn't
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: going to, but then she just had to stay at
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: the hotel for five more days. But she was so,
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: she said she wasn't like coffee or anything. She was
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: just like, um, just extremely tired.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Well, we tested negative when we left Paris and we
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: tested negative to when we leave Barcelona, when we left
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Barcelona and it doesn't matter, but I know this, I
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: was in the Barcelona airport and I was like, I'm
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: going to pass out. And that, and, but we had
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: already tested negative.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: It would all have started happening in transit. We were already,
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: it was already two and we already tested negative. By
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: the time we got home, we, Brandy had to quarantine. We,
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: we tested positive two days later or the next day.
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: I think two days, two days later. Cause we were
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: both like, why do we feel so bad? And then
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: it got worse and worse. Then we tested positive.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: When we got home and then we were sick.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: But for 27 days, you do it with the jade roller.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: So I want to say, we were sitting with you
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: on a bed. You're rolling your face with a jade roller.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: It was less than a week away. And we were like, oh,
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: we're going to Europe. And we're going to go to Paris.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: And you're like, when? We're like, six days from now.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: And you're like, oh, wow. So when do you leave?
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: We're like, we haven't bought our ticket yet. And I swear,
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: the jade roller stopped. And I was like, yeah. Yeah.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, that cost, that was beyond. But Paris was amazing.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Incredible.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Incredible.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: So we go to Paris for $ 1. 2 million. And then
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: we went to, we did all this great shit.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Wait, you did the cruise though, right? After.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Went to Paris first. Cause nobody wants to do anything
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: after a cruise and you're just like, okay. And also
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: by the way, COVID.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: I'm sure that quite sure that's where we got it.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Cause we had to test to leave Paris.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: It was definitely the cruise where we got it.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: Or the airport. Or the airport. That's true.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Or the airport.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: It was in Spain.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: So we, um, we went to this for Julie's birthday.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: We went to this, like, it's like the Chateau Marmont
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: of Paris. It's like the, this, you know, it's the
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: hotel and then it's this restaurant. And I knew, I
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: knew we'd never sit outside. Cause that's like, like only like, it's.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: So hard to get.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Here we are. And you know, they're smoking cigarettes and they're,
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: and you, you, we weren't cool enough. It's like, Oh,
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: we'll take the five o'clock reservation inside. Sure. It didn't matter.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: By the way, that's what we're doing tonight. We're going
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: to the five o'clock reservation at quiet woman.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Go on. And it's our every reservation at Craig's. Like
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: every time it's like, um, I can get you guys
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: in at five. Um, And they'll go, oh, is this Julie?
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: And she's like, yeah, girl, I'm a regular. I'm like,
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: a regular at 5. We have never once had an
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: 8 p.m. I'm like, we'll have sex with Craig. And
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: they're like, yeah, you still can't. And it's like, okay,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: we've only been there at 5.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: Here's the front table. It's right behind the hostess station.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: I mean, but that's fine.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: That's fine.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Inside this place, this hotel, and it's like well-known, this restaurant,
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: it looks really like weird vampires, old, you know, like
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: 18th century Paris. So I knew Julie would love it.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't care and wouldn't know the difference. Meanwhile, I'm
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: like looking like, where are the fucking cool people?
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: And I was like, who's up in the painting in
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: that portrait?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: It's old.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: I love that stuff.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: We're there for two hours.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: We leave.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: We go outside. I mean, we're there for more than
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: two hours because it was packed. And when we go outside,
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Lenny Kravitz and like, like this, he pulls up and like,
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: it was like a Lambo.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I think it.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Was some sort of Porsche. I thought it was a Porsche.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Well, Julie knows more about cars than me, but I.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: Thought it was a Porsche that I had never seen before.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Was he driving?
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: He had like a rich, like, like white, like, like, but.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Were his abs exposed?
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: They don't need to be exposed because his face and
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: body and everything is an ab. It's one ab got
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: out of the car with what looked like a hedge
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: fund manager who could also be his manager. And if
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: it's a Porsche you've never seen, let's go ahead and
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: call it a Lambo. Because it was so beyond.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was beyond.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: And I go like this, hey, is this our Uber?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Well, he got out of the car. So as we're
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: walking out, he pulls up.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: The car stops. We're like, who's in the car? Lenny
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: Kravitz gets out onto the thing as we're walking past him.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: No, we're standing waiting on the sidewalk.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: But he then walks. So he walks out in front
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: of us, I should say. She literally says to him, hey,
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: is this our Uber? And he looked at her and
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: he responded and he was like, and he laughed.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then kept walking. And I was like, he
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: was like super into me. Like obviously he wants to
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: invite us to dinner.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: I can't believe you brought him up because let's always
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: make it about me. But when Chris and Sarah were here,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: we talked about wedding songs. And I said, that was
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: one of my wedding songs was his song. I belong
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: to you. And you, you belong to me too. You
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: know that song?
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: You make my life complete. Also, he's never aged. Never.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: He doesn't age.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: He looks so hot.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: He looked so good.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, even Julie was like, oh my God, I'm like.
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was, I mean, you can't look at that
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: guy and go.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: He just, he's otherworldly.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: He just looks so good.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: He's 55 years.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Old or something. You can only imagine what he was
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: going to go in there and do through the back
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: patio of that place. I mean, we were just like
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: high fives all around.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: He's just so tight. He's so little and so tight.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: No, he's tall, but he's tight. She means the bod.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, the bod. Yeah. Wow. He was tall. Oh, I didn't.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: When I was at 5'8. Oh, I guess Julie was right.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: He's, he's, he's, he's, he's like Prince like to me.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Prince has, please. He's got to be five, four.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: That's true. That's true.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: But to me, the, the, he's not, I was, I
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: had a vision.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know. God getting, getting out of a car.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Who is he dating? Laney, Laney Kravitz. Is he with anyone?
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I know that he obviously was with... What's her name?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: He's the dad of Zoe Kravitz. And then she got with...
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Lisa Bonet was his wife.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: She got with Momoa.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Jason Momoa.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they were like on and off, on and off.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: We haven't seen dating anyone since 2018, but there's rumors
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: that he has a secret girlfriend.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: In Paris.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: That makes sense.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Secret girlfriend.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: That makes sense. That makes sense.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Or secret girlfriends. Probably.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, listen.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, I would think so. We're talking about you
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: and Julie.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. We both did it. Talking about rich people,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: how do you feel about all the controversy about the
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: private jet use from the Kardashians to Taylor Swift to-
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: You know, people being like this, the hypocrisy of people that,
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, some people really scream like I'm for the
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: environment and like, you know, Harry and Meghan and then
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: get on their jets. And then other people like the
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Kardashians have never really screamed. Ever. We're overly into the environment. Yeah.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think one time.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: And I mean, not for nothing, we have a political podcast.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: It's liberal. It's liberal. But then I'll be like, I
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: hate the Clintons. I hate Al Gore, shit like that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: And Al Gore is one of the kings who made
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: his whole, basically all of his huge crossover notoriety. And
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: he was a huge private jet user.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure when we were young, people had private jets.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: But now it's like so in our world and vernacular
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: and everything because of social media and everything. And so
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: you're right. I think people think like, Well, you haven't
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: made it unless you have a private jet or the
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: fact that influencers would fake. There's ways that you could
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: fake looking like you're going on a private jet or
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: whatever or take it close enough. Like, hey, you stand
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: back here and you stand back here and you're walking
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: up the steps and you're like.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Hey, and people just assume you're at jet suite pretending
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: it's a private jet.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: I mean, let's be honest. If we could each, if
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: we could go on a private jet.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: We would. Right.
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: I don't want to be in a row 44 and
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: coach and do a layover and have to deal with
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: all the people and all the things. Just being honest,
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: if I had the money and could do a private jet,
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: I would do it.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, the times that I have been on a
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: private jet was just been a handful. Like if I
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: was performing or something and it was provided for me,
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: I was never like, you know what? Let me go
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: to LAX and wait in line because also the plane's
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: going already. So if you're the passenger, I guess it's
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: different if you're like, you know.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: And they do try and fill it up.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: If they're going, they'll get other people to go on.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: So at least not waste. You know what I mean?
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Kind of like a carpool scenario.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Listen, I agree.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: It is what it is.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Julie cares about the environment when I tell you and
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: everything like that. When I tell you we went... on
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: jet suite. And she was like this, I just feel
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: like we're never going to get to go on like
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: a real private jet. I go, well, yeah, obviously this
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: is the one she's like, but we'll, and I'm like,
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: I feel like we can like once. And this is
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: like something she's like wanting to do.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Are you secreting it?
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Um, you want to experience that?
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I want it.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: I want to go.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: I would like to feel one, you know, there's something
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: about even cause it's almost like flying first class.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: It's not even, I know it's better.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: I know it's better.
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: Cause when we did jet suite X or whatever, it's
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: a whole different hangar. There was barely anyone in there.
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: You walk outside to the plane. There wasn't this thing
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: of all these people. I am getting worse and worse
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: when it comes to groups of people. So the thought
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: of going... Just crowds.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, crowds.
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: So the thought of going into a thing where there's
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: just like less people than you go on the.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: in a leather seat and swirl around.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Get the caviar, get the Bellini.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: I want to meet you the waitress.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: I mean the flight attendant.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Every time I've been on it, it's like, you have
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: to ask, you decide what the food is. So like,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: if you really want the caviar, then you've got to
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: say that. And then you pay for that. Otherwise it'll
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: be like a variety of little sandwiches and like some
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: bags of chips. But wait, I was going to say that, um, uh,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian, she has her skincare line. And she was
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: pushing that it was like sustainable, like reusable. But it's
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: like the little tube that comes out, it goes into
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: the case that sits on your thing, on your counter.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: And then when you get another one, you'll take out
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: the whole thing and throw it away and just put
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: a whole nother thing in it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: It's not at all.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: In fact, it's wasting more. If they would have just
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: had one thing and not two, not a little place
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: that is being housed, it would be less waste. My
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: point is, if you're not going to go balls to
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: the wall, environmental, then just shut your fucking face and don't,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: don't even don't address it. Like if that is, if
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: your product is not going to be able to say
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: that you're that, then don't say it. And if your
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: product is, then definitely say it. If he has people,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: you know, should or will want to feel a little
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: bit better knowing that you do that. But if you
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: don't zip it.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: And also if someone says they're vegan and, even if
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: they're tragic, don't come on and be talking about, do
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: you still wear leather? It's like, there's no way to,
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: it's just let people do their, the part that they do,
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: their contribution that they do and like get out of
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: everyone's business. I mean, that's the way I feel. I'm like, yeah,
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: that's true.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: I feel like that too. I feel like that too.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: We can only do what we can do. And yes,
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: I want to go on a private jet.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Um, well, how do you feel? I talked about a
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: little bit this on the last show, but Demi, Lovato
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: is now going by she and her. She was going
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: by they and them. And she says, for now, I
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: am going to take back my original program pronouns for now.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: I might be trans eventually one day I might stay
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: a woman. I might go back to they, them, but
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: for now, please call me she and her.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: She said she was feeling more feminine.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, she is.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: That's what she said.
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: Um, um, Listen, as a person who has a non-conforming...
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: gender person for my whole life.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Man presenting.
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: I present male, so to speak. And I know this
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: is part of the problem.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Why do you have to present? Why does it have
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: to be a label? Blah, blah, blah.
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: Well, at the end of the day, I don't have
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: a problem with labels and I don't have a problem
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: with gender and I don't have a problem with the
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: binary system.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: I just don't.
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: I think that a lot of it is sexist and
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: I think a lot of it is erasing women and
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: I don't like it. And I think that if you,
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: as a woman particularly, feel the need to do, which
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: for me is what she was doing, she's struggling. She's,
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: I don't want to fall into this patriarchal system. I
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: don't want to be told what I am. I don't
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: want to, I get that. But there is something for
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: me that is more powerful and more exciting and, uh,
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: triumphant when you claim exactly, unless trans is a different thing.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: If you are claiming your womanhood, she's not transgender, which
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: is just not to mention you're a person who struggles and,
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: and exploits different issues, which ultimately is just.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Like a thirst bucket trap.
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: Um, So you're out there and, you know, I like
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: Demi Lovato's music and whatever, but she's.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Out there talking about... Well, she sang at Paris' wedding
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: and then we got really supportive because she sang really
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: well at Paris' wedding and also we love Paris, so.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: And you were at Paris' wedding? Uh-huh, we were there.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: And so then we were just like, you know what?
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: She sang really well.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: She did sing well, but she's not non-binary.
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: And it's just, and I don't mean to say what
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: anyone is or what they aren't, but she's clearly showing
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: what this happens when a person is social media-ing and
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: is trying to get on a train of a thing
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: that they don't truly believe.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: If you truly, truly believed.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: You're non-binary, you don't flip-flop. You don't go back and forth.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: You just don't. Someday I'm going to be this?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: You think someday I'm going to go be something else?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: I'm this. This is what I am.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: But do you think, though, then this but this does
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: open a conversation. Sure. Which a lot of people have
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: been saying on like that are these declarations, especially by
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: young kids, something that should be taken as that you
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: declared it. You can't go back. Like maybe the fact
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: that she is like, now I want to use, maybe
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: that's a good thing. Maybe that's like, it's like saying,
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Hey kids, if you want to be something right now,
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: just like, yeah, don't, don't, uh, go get surgery or
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: anything until you're, a full blown adult because you might
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: change your mind like Demi Lovato. But in the meantime,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: you want to dye your hair pink. You want to
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: wear a dress. You want to not wear a dress,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: like do what you want, but just don't make it
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: a thing.
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: I truly believe in that. And I think fluidity is great.
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: Go back and forth, try it all on, try everything.
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean that's all how you're that's
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: presenting that's.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Your identity like how you dress right then when you're
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: going into how people need to do your pronouns and
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: the thing with Demi Lovato is she has been at
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: the forefront of like dragging people because they got her
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: pronouns wrong and I know that Julie and I got
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: our asses up out of bed and went on some
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: show a good show that we liked and where we
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: talked about Courtney Stodden for a good 20 to 30 minutes.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: And because we could not stop accidentally calling her she,
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: when Courtney Stodden is now they, them.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I don't think she goes, I don't, I don't think
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Courtney goes by it anymore. Well, that's the thing.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Well, at that whole.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Thing got cut. And Courtney, to remind you guys, she
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: became famous because she was 16 when she married this
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: like D-list star and she was all over entertainment tonight.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: She came on my show and, And told the whole
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: story like a few years ago. And, you know, and
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: it was pretty disturbing and everything of like how her parents,
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: and she was like a virgin when she was with
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: this 55 year old guy. It was, and he would
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: get money for all the interviews that they did on
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: like Inside Edition and all these cheesy, because people are
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: obsessed with the fact that she was like 17, but
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: looked like she was 40. And, but now I think
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: she's like engaged. And then she said, I'm non, I'm
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: non-binary and I'm going by they and them. And then...
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: But I want to say, like, I think she just, like,
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: dropped that. Yeah. Like, I don't think she's pushing it
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: or anything anymore for the same reasons. I think she just.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: But my point is that for everyone else who then
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: goes and there's this... it becomes a very heated sort
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: of like online fake social media argument of like, you
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: misgendered her or them. And it's like, okay, well that
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: was purely an accident that we called her she twice
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: in an interview. The whole interview got cut. And then,
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: you know, a year later or two months later, you're
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: going to go and be like, I'm back to the pronouns.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: And it's like, which is also a lesson.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: So wait, so then that interview never got used.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Right. And I was like, we did have to get
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: up at 6 o'clock.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: And I want to say this.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Because the person that was interviewing you was too afraid
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: to put it out there because you miss.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Because we said she like a couple times.
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: And I want to say this. I get misgendered every day.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Okay? Every single day. In real life.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: In the bathroom.
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: At the counter, in the store, every single day. And
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: the thing that we have to come... My feeling is
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: people have to give people a break. People have to
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: give people a break. They don't mean to come at
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: you with hate. And they're not trying to invalidate me.
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: They're not trying to hate me. They just see a man.
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: And that's what they see. And if it's a binary
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: system they're living in, and if you don't want to
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: conform to it, then fine. But the problem is that
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: it's so contentious and it's like, how dare you do this?
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: And it's like, no, no, no. No one's trying to
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: do any of that. And maybe if it was just
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: like a little more forgiving.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: It sounds hard to believe, but I've been standing with
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: her and they've handed her credit card back that says
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: clearly Julie Goldman. And they go, thank you, Mr.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Goldman.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that clearly says Julie. But then with the mask.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, it doesn't matter how much the tits are out.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: With the mask, it was a wrap. It was like, bitch,
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: you're a man walking through the grocery store and you
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: better just get into it.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: And I am.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: And I do.
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: And I don't say anything to people unless... Somebody asked
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: me when I transitioned. When did you transition?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: And then?
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: And then I was like.
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: And I didn't know what to say and I just
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: thought to myself, in what direction do I think I
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: transitioned to or from?
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's just like... This is what all of
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: this is doing. It's making people.
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: And it's just a fluid conversation. It's a fluid situation.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: It's a fluid thing and it's individual for each person.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: And at the end of the day, I don't want
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: anyone dictating to me what I'm supposed to identify as
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: or what words I'm supposed to use. But at the
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: same time, I don't really appreciate when I'm told I'm
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: using my words as violence or I'm doing something to
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: hurt someone when it really is just habit or ignorance
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: or I didn't know or an accident.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I'm glad she went back though because... that takes courage
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: and that's the way this is going to go. Now
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: people can start seeing like, let's all just like, like
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: ease off a little bit. It's not the end of
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: the world. Pronouns and words are the end of the world.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: And it, and she's, in the same way she was
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: a role model for being like, I'm going to be non-binary.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Now she's going to be like, yeah, I changed my mind, bitch.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: That's what I did. And it's like, but I think she,
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: she is advancing the conversation. That's true. Even through being
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: like a clear thirst clown.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: And that is good.
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: And that is, and maybe that is going to let
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: people be.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Okay. I also saw this tick talk about how this
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: girl is like found another problematic thing at the store,
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: feminine care aisle. Have you seen this? People are upset
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: that feminine care aisle says feminine care.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: What should it say?
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Well, she was like, not all women who need a
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: tampon feel feminine and not, and not all people who
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: feel feminine are women get tampons. Their period. And then
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, if we're putting our words, a period,
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: a period is the end of the sentence. Why are
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: you calling my menstrual cycle a period? But my whole
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: thing is like, all right, then let's just put vaginal
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: bleeding stoppage products. Yes.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Or refreshers for.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: Moist and smelly pussies.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I've always thought that government products should
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: be like free anyway, but I understand now there's corporations
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: and there's companies and there's competition in this, you know,
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: and there's capitalism and so, okay, fine, we'll pay for it, whatever. Um,
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: but like, yeah, I mean, I was like, really now
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: I can't cause I'm offending, but I'm telling you the
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: pendulum is swinging so much to the other side that
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: like none of this is even going to matter in
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: like two years. That's what I think.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: And it's so quickly.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: And we're just, cause it went so to the other
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: side that people were like, Now everyone's just like, oh,
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up. Like I'm not even addressing your
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: stupid thing.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: If it wasn't such an insufferable way to discuss it,
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: maybe we would, maybe we would wrap our heads around it.
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: I mean, I know, you know, being a part of
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: the LGBTQ community, sometimes you.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Had to, okay.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: QI. A. Okay.
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: Just at this point, it's just all the, everyone. So
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: it's just everyone. Cause everyone fucks. Right.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: So, okay.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: So it's everyone and that's fine.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: And it's everyone.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: But like, there's just certain things.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: I just feel like there's just certain ways you just
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: talk about anything. And maybe it's just, I don't know.
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: You just try and respect everyone.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Wendy Williams did a brief little quick interview with the
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: guy from Hollywood Unlocked and said, I'm married. I'm married
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: to this guy, Henry, and he's an NYPD officer.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: What?
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: And then her... Her main person that is still helping
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: her try to get her Amex card back or her
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: accounts or whatever.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Poor Wendy.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: He said to Page Six, no, she's not married. She
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: is in a new relationship, but she may have overspoke.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: So then the Hollywood Unlocked guy called Wendy and was like, Well,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: now you make me look like an idiot because this
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: guy says, and she's like, oh, fuck him. He doesn't
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: know I am married. He just, you know, doesn't want
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: me to be.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Did you hear the, was it verbal or was it?
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: No, verbally.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: So you heard it?
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: How does Wendy sound?
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Not great. And then she said, he, you know, she
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: goes about this guy shows, he wants to put me
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: on podcasts. I don't know what podcast. And that's the
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: way the interview ended.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: Foot podcast. Now, let me ask you something, a tough question.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: How does she sound compared to reading Britney Spears' Instagrams?
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think they're... You know, I don't know.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: I think they're on the same page. I think there's
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: a lot going on with both of them.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: She called it Cornova. This was two years ago. She
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: called Corona, Cornova.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: Who did?
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Wendy Williams. On her show?
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: And it was, we will say nothing other than Cornova.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: And we have a listener whose name's Aaron Cordova. We
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: only call him Aaron Cordova. Like we're like, where's Aaron Cordova?
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Cordova virus. She called it Cordova virus in front of
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: a full audience. Like, I don't think it's fair that
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: somebody builds an empire and if they want to go
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: off and turn into whatever they want to do and
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: live under the freeway and, you know, it's like, we,
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: I don't, I'm not going to say that Britney Spears
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: should be out of a conservatorship and Wendy Williams should
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: not get her Amex card. Like, I don't think that's fair.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Of course, I don't think they should leave her to
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: kill herself, but like, if she can't get a hold
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: of money, I'm not I'm personally not supportive of that.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Wendy Williams built that empire.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: No, of course.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: I believe it should have gone to you and it didn't,
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: so I'm fine that it's canceled. But other than that,
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: she should have her money.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: No, she, of course, this whole thing with the money,
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: I don't understand it. I don't understand how the bank
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: is keeping money from her. I don't know if, in fact,
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: they are. Maybe they're not keeping money from her. I really,
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Is that husband giving it to her child probably, which
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: is good.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: She said she's still talking to her child, but all
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: the rest of her family, she doesn't want near her.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: And obviously the show, what her, what.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Her parents, she was close with her parents and I'm
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: pretty sure that, that they, that they died.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, I mean, I think she means like her brother.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: There's a brother that has spoken out about her too. Like,
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: I just think that the Wendy Williams show tried very,
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: very hard and gave her a lot of time. And
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: then they realized that, there's just no way to do
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: the show anymore. Oh, I, and like, there was that.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Cause I, with her as the star.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I think they were bringing, and I thought
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: that was all great. And we love that whole, we
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: just went as an audience and we lived, but we did.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: know people that worked on there like personally who got
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: us the tickets and we wanted everyone to keep their
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: jobs we didn't want the show to go off and
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: we enjoyed like like all the guest hosts I mean
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: I've enjoyed like Leah Remini I thought was funny Michael
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Rappaport we wanted you to do it even though it's
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: like we wanted you to take that show over honestly
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: but The show didn't do that to her. Her ex-husband,
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: I'm quite sure, and whoever deals with her estate, the
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: show doesn't control her money.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: The whole thing is, though, in the timeline, the husband
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: was cheating around the whole time, and that was very heartbreaking,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: and there were always rumors about it, and not until
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: it came out that he was going to have this
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: mistress's baby did she finally then have to divorce him.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Then she was great. I went on the show after that,
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: she was happy. She was alert. Everything was great. And
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: I was, and she's like, I'm coming out to LA.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: I want to like date and all this stuff. She
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: was all excited. Then the, the two movies came out.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: The one that was her scripted movie where this girl
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: played her like a lifetime movie about her whole life,
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: how she got into radio, how she met Kevin senior,
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: the cheating, everything in like a dramatic lifetime way. Then
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: she also, at the same time, was part of a
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: documentary where she shared all of that. And in part
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: of that, she shared that she has that, the Graves
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: disease and like this stuff with her legs, where she
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: has to put like these compression stuff on and how
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: she loves to eat caviar, caviar with Doritos. Okay. And
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: that's like, just get to like, it's just like, it's
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: a little ghetto part in your mouth is what she said.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: And all that was fine.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: And then somewhere.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Between that and COVID and, and, And then she came
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: back for like a tiny bit and then she had
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: to take another break and then that was it. So
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: it's not like, like everything was tied up and done
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: with the husband.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: And she was like living her life and having fun
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: and then somewhere in between.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: But who's in control of her estate that isn't giving
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: her the Amex card? What I mean is that's not
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: the show.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: That's where it's all confusing. Like we don't really know.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: We wanted the show to keep going and still do
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: and her to continue making money off it with another host.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: And I don't believe whether it's on or off, anyone
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: should keep her Amex card from her. She made that money.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: She needs to be able to flame out as hardcore
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: as she wants.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Well, I guess all of her... All the times that
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: they had Wendy Williams YouTube and all the clips that
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: they'd put on, apparently that's all gone.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: What?
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Because the company removed it. Whoever placed it, put it
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: up there, could remove it. She doesn't own herself on
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Wendy Williams.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Wow. That's a bummer.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: You know what? Her new husband wants her to go
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: on podcasts.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Beep.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: I don't know what that podcast is.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Beep.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: And like, and he's an NYPD officer.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, like, yeah, we'll see.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: So, okay.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Going on. Um, let's see what else I want to talk.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Will Smith did his apology video and I just want
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: to do a little follow up cause I talked about
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: it and I just said, I think it's kind of
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: a smart way to go when you've been canceled and
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: you want to get your story out to just interview yourself.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: That's all I said. People thought I was too soft
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: on him. They thought he was like not really apologetic,
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: that he's a narcissist, that he made it about himself,
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: that he's like, oh, Chris Rock isn't ready to talk
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: to me right now, which made him feel like made
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: himself the victim again. And they weren't having it. And
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: they thought I was being too nice about it. All
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: I said is like PR wise, if you're in that position,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: it might be a better way. But I also feel
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: like it didn't get as much buzz there.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think it is.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: You thought it got a lot of votes? We're hearing
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: about it a lot. I kind of thought it would
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: have gotten more if someone was interviewing him. I'm just glad.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: I just think Jada must be pissed that they didn't
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: own Red Table. I was so ready for it to
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: be Red Table, but maybe because everybody was is why
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: they didn't. But what did you think of it?
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: You're a thousand percent right that it was a genius marketing.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, we know Will Smith has a hugely popular
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: YouTube with the workout. We were super into his, like,
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: I'm fat now in the pandemic.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: And Julie's like, I'm going to do his workout. And
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: he's just, and we love Will Smith. And marketing wise,
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: it was great. I don't know why. I mean, I
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: hope they can all hear my eye roll and I
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: don't care. We don't, the reason people are acting like
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: he's being the victim is because Chris Rock reframed the
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: narrative and said, oh, everyone has to be the victim.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: And now he's the victim. And it's like, well, Chris
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Rock's just mad that he doesn't get to still keep
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: being the victim. and still keep going on his stand-up
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: tour that he left for one day after he got
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: slapped in the face.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: And his ticket sales went way up, and all of
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: his ticket sales are going way up, and he's adding
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: more dates, and he's milking the shit at his stand-up show.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, if anyone to me, and listen, people can be.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: Mad at this or not.
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: People can be mad at this or not, but Chris
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: Rock exploited the shit.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Out of that. And he still is.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: And he still is. And the one time Will Smith
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: tried to make a dollar on it, and make his
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: YouTube video, which is great marketing, you're 100% right, and
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: nobody's going to know better than you, and that's all
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: you said, and you were right. The second, Will Smith
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: was like, you know what, fine, I'm going to make
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: my money, and I still already got my hundred gazillion
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: dollar movie coming out. Chris Rock has to go immediately
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: and be like, oh, everybody has to be a victim,
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: and it's like, he, and everybody, I mean, period, end
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: of story, Chris Rock is mad, he's not still the
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: one getting all the attention, and Will Smith might be
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: the you know, the housewives villain for now, but he'll
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: never remain the housewives villain because people love Will Smith
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: and Chris Rock's fucking annoying. Wow. We were happy. Honestly,
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: I know people are going to be mad, but we were.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: No, I think it's actually a really great perspective. I
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: think that's why... We talked about this whole thing so much.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: There were so many elements. There was the Chris Rock element.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: So many elements.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Will's element, Jada's element, the joke element, the comedian element.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: Layers, but you're right.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, look, sometimes something bad happening to you, in
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: your own mind, before you even say it to anybody,
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: you're like, I think I could fake a positive out
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: of this. Yeah. Especially when you're in show business.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: And if you, and then we're living in a time where,
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, we are just here for, even we say
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: offensive stuff and we are ready to be slapped at
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: any time walking into the grocery store. I'm like, somebody's
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: going to come up and slap me. Even from this
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: exact thing I.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Just said, I'm going to be ready.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: We are here for like, people get doxxed, people get
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: death threats for like, you know, simply like, I mean,
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: like Beyonce said spaz in her song.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: And it's like, she's being, the level of people getting offended. So, okay.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: You know, you said something, he, whatever triggered him and
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: he felt humiliated. He, I'm not saying slapping someone is
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: the right way to go. What I'm here for is consequences.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: And like, you know, we deserve to get slapped and
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: we most likely will, you know?
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: You know what my son said? He goes, do you
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: think one day there'll be like people my age will
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: be like grandmas and be like, The day I got
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: James Charles canceled was the strongest moment of my life.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: What's going to be their war story? That time that
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: my tweet got retweeted and we got this person to
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: lose a podcast sponsor.
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: I mean, ultimately, the interesting thing to me about Will
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: Smith and Chris Rock is that they were two men
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: of the same level. Same level, the same power. Nobody
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: had more power. And you could say that maybe Will
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: Smith has more money. But physically speaking, man-wise... These two guys,
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: they are the same.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: Nobody got raped.
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: Nobody got me too'd. Nobody had to suck anybody's dick.
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: Nobody was forced in a corner. Nobody was anything. There
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: were two men and one got slapped. And at the
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: end of the day, it's not, you know, who cares?
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: I don't, I actually don't care. And I don't think
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: it's right. I don't think it's right. What Will Smith,
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: but I have to be honest with you as a
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: person who is a huge fan of Chris Rock.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: I wasn't that mad.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: So, you know, and I just want to say, it's
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: a horrible thing to say, but you're definitely going to
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: be dragged and slapped for this and we deserve it.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: And that's fine. But we only talked about this deep
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: on our own Patreon.
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: We went in deep.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: But the thing is, you know, I feel like with
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: the Oscars, like they sit there and their cameras in
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: your face and the red lights on and someone's kneeling
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: in front of you with the camera. for minutes, they
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: could be there for 10 minutes and you're like this,
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Oh God, what's this joke going to be? What's this
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: joke going to be? Because if they're there with the
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: camera kneeling in front of you, you know, you're the
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: butt of a joke coming up in someone's thing. And
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: it's like, Oh God, you could see like Maggie Gyllenhaal.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: She had like a sweat stash and like Jake Gyllenhaal.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: And they made a joke about like, I don't even
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: know what it was, but it's pretty funny. And Maggie
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Gyllenhaal laughed and Jake didn't, but Oh, them dating or something. Yeah,
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: them being like boyfriends.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: But they sat in front of Will Smith and he's
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: so used to just smiling and he's so good and
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: he's such a professional in terms of that. And so
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: he laughed at first because he was ready to laugh
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: at anything because the camera's been kneeling there. For me,
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: my problem was with the Oscars. I'm like, you're whack,
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: you're boring, you exploit everyone, you want to sit there
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: and drag everyone in the audience and you don't pay
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: them to be there and they sit there for hours
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: on end and then you make fun of them and...
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: And yeah, this is what happened to you. And I
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: put it on them. And I just think this.
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: Is where we're going.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Something happened.
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: I don't know what it was with Will Smith. Whatever
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: instability got triggered, I mean, and who knows what it is.
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: And maybe it was the past of Chris Rock pummeling
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: them all the time and on his Instagram and.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: Being a little, being cunty. Chris Rock was cunty to
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: them for years. And who knows?
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Even on their Instagram.
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: And he'd go on their Instagram and be like, make comments.
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: And it was just like, something is going on here
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: that's personal, that none of us really know.
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: And Will Smith snapped.
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: Whether Chris Rock got with Jada or Chris Rock got
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: with Will, something happened.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: A lot of people, including us, like, make, make a
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: lot of fun of like Will Smith and Jada Smith.
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Like we do.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, yeah.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, and it can't be easier.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: And also like, is he in the closet? Like we
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: just make, we've made so many rude dismissive comments about
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Will Smith and his sexuality and stuff. And, And then
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Tanglemans and that's fine. But like, there's still, you know, people,
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: even if they're egomaniacs, like, yeah, it's hard to sit
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: amongst your peers and be like, man, we're being like made.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: Fools up here.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Humiliated all the time.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: So I don't know what it was.
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: We just have to come to terms to think like,
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: there's something we don't know that that man went up
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: and slapped another man.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: Something happened.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: One of the other things that came up that I
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: was going to talk to you about is Kenan from
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: SNL had said maybe SNL should end in like a
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: couple years when it's 50 years. So it'll be a
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: 50-year thing. Wow. And then he said that way they
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: could end it and they could start a whole nother
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: show with like a lesser budget and like save money.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know why he said that, but the point
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: is like, and I, you know, and my first thought
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: was like, you know, so many people can do their
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: own sketches now and all this stuff. But then I
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: went back and I go, you know what? We need
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: SNL because we're not going to make movie stars from TikTok.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: TikTok people are great. Yeah. But almost like SNL is
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: like a training camp for comedic actors.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: To make them stars. And if nothing else, they should
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: keep that show going because it's like this little like
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: graduate school. Yeah. Almost.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: Especially for the guys.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: It's an institution.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: No, but it's like, like the Oscars, where do you
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: get that kind of training? You're not going to get
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: it alone in your house doing funny. Like you could
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: do the funniest impressions. You could have 10 million people
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: following you on YouTube and live in a big mansion. Um,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: But you cannot play off each other unless you have
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: those hours of, like, working on an actual show with
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: other humans. So, like, we need people like that so that,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: you know, that they then can do movies. Because we're
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: always going to want movies and we're always going to
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: want series, even though people consume. Drake watches entire movies
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: on TikTok now.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Someone will take a movie and film it and make it, like,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: 150 parts. Wow.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: 150 parts.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: You have to swipe and swipe and swipe.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, like people are just so like, they're just
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: consuming stuff differently because you're laying on your bed and
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: you're watching something. And I'm like, I know I should
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: turn this off and actually turn on the real TV
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: or turn on, you know, a streaming thing on my,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: and watch a real show.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: But I'm like, I'm just going to continue to watch
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Trisha Paytas singing shallow in her kitchen from seven years ago.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: And then like, why am I watching videos from 2013?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: But I mean, you know, that's what should get canceled
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: is TikTok. But I mean, I feel like it's funny
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: that he said that they should lower their budget because
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: I feel.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: Like- Our budget's already so low. Those people get paid
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: the worst of anyone.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: And then speaking of like shitty content, okay. Gwyneth Paltrow
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: went on Hailey Bieber's come into my bathroom, like YouTube
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: premium show where she sits in a bathroom, but it's like,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: there's like a table and chairs in it.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Bigger than my home.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a table of chairs in it. It's a
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: full staff because there's people chuckling in the back. And,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: you know, someone was like, we're going to have you
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: do an interview. And, you know, they put on an
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: eye mask and ask Gwyneth Paltrow, what is she smelling?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: What is she tasting? And I'm like, you know, the
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: person was like, we need to do something like that
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: hot chicken wings interview show. What's going to be Hailey Bieber?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: And here she is, you know, a daughter of a
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: famous family, Gwyneth Paltrow, a daughter of a famous family.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Everybody's in there like muted colors and come out. And
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: it was so fucking boring. It was so boring. But
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: then the headline was like, Gwyneth Paltrow said to Haley Bieber,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: I fucked your dad in the bathroom. She meant she
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: did a movie, a small independent movie with Haley Bieber's
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: dad one time and their characters apparently had sex in
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: a bathroom.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, because her father's Baldwin.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: Which one?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: Alex.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: Her dad is like, is the super Christian. Billy, Stephen.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Her dad's like the least Baldwin.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Stephen. Oh, wow. Or Billy.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Billy's not, it goes out.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: But I mean, everyone's going to read it thinking, oh
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: my God, they dated or they must've dated. How did
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: she say that to her? I'm like, we watched it
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: and it was like, oh, I was in this small
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: independent film with your dad. And actually, what if I
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: said I fucked him in the bathroom? Did you? No,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: but we were, we acted in this one thing. But
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: what if I had, that would be weird. So tell
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: me about your favorite smoothie. And I was like, that's it?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: There's so much, there's all that clickbait though. I'm like, okay,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: but 500,000 people watched it.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: So you sat through. Gwyneth Paltrow talking about a mint
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: date smoothie she made.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like, I had to free join the subscription
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: of YouTube Premium for 10 days just to see that. Meanwhile,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: I object, Your Honor. Nobody takes food into a bathroom.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: That makes me want to barf. I won't even take coffee.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: Well, it's a set.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: I do take coffee.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: It's still supposed to be a bathroom. I think that's
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: a misfire. Like, come on.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: I do take coffee.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Eat the chicken wings in the bathroom.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. I would do it. I
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: would do it.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: I mean, I would eat anywhere.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: Also, by the way, why is there every million show
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: that has to be like a thing of like, Two
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: people talking at a counter.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: What happens?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: Two people in a bathtub. It's real. We're just in
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: a car. Tune in.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: It's just like comedians in the cars with coffee.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: This one in the bathroom. Joan Rivers had the thing
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: in the bed. More people have the thing in the bed.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Because it's the chicken wing thing. It's like trying to
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: like what works. Like, okay, we're going to talk in
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: my pool. Yeah, exactly. Just to give a hook because
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: everybody is just talking on a podcast. So then they're like,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: How do we make, how do we give it a
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: hook of like, whatever? It's so dumb.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 6: So there's so many different things, but it's just like,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: we're in a hallway tune in.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? We're station wagon talking. Yeah.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: Who's next?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Just, we don't, I don't, we don't need, right. We're just,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: we're talking. So we're going to do, um, electric bike.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: We would do that. Like what kind of electric bike is,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: but when I tell you her and Peter, I fell
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: asleep on the counter when they went so deep into
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: electric bikes. I was like, how much?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: What kind is it?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: Does it look like a dirt bike?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: He's like, Drake and I, we drove up to the
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: top of the thing and I was like, oh my God,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: where's Heather? I'm alone with these two.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: It's so boring. Did you guys ever watch Euphoria?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: No, because we live it and do drugs all the time.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: So no, it's for children.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: So anyway, this girl in Euphoria, her name's Sydney Sweeney.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: She's a very good actress. She was also in White Lotus.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: And anyway, some people were divided over her complaining that
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: she doesn't get paid enough to take a six-month break
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: from acting. Again, when I read the article, as I
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: cut this girl some slack, what she basically was saying
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: is that she'd very much like to be a mom,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: but right now she feels that actually acting doesn't make
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: as much money as people think, and she could not
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: take off that much time. being pregnant and having a baby.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: I also thought it was like a little bit dissed
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: to the boyfriend of like, well, this one over here,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: you know, but, um, anyway, I just was like, to
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: someone's standard. Yeah. If your mortgage is a big mortgage
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: and you have a big expensive Carly's and you're like,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: I do need to make this much a year to
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: keep it.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: To that person, They wouldn't be homeless, but would they
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: maybe have to move? Would they maybe go in debt? Yes.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: That's all she's saying. Literally, regardless of.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Who you are, I mean, what station you are, I
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: can't afford to stop and be pregnant, said every woman
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: ever in the history of the world.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: Like literally no.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: One can afford to be like, you know what? I'm just.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: I can take nine months off easily. And then, and
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: then after that, when I want to be a mom
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: for a couple of years, like women constantly will go like, man,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: what am I going to do? Like, I'm going to
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: have to work when I'm falling asleep at my desk
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: and I'm like vomiting. And then when I have the baby,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: I have to go back after however many eight weeks
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: and I'm pumping in the bathroom and people are knocking
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: and my tits and some kind of machine. And like,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: it's so hard for women to have kids and they all,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: and we all have to work. And it is men's fault.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: And we should all side-eye and be like, go make
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: some fucking money so I can go do what I want,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: which is fake have a kid and have surrogate have
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: a kid and make them do the breast pumping.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: Two women pumping and talking.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: Two women pumping and talking.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: What do we talk about?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: We're moms.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: We're moms pumping. Can you believe this? Oh, my God.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Can you believe?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: Even Meghan McCain, our good friend, all three of us,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: Meghan McCain said that was like one of the most
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: stressful things. Like, and I know that's true. Cause I've
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: seen it all the time. I've faked it on commercials.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: Like I've gone up, they never want to tell you
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: any information when you work on a set and you know,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: this other, you know, it's like, like, so like, can
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: I see like, like how many scenes do we have before? Like,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: I'm always like before wrap and lunch and they don't
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: want to give the information. So I'm always like, um,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: I just need to pump. So really?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Every time. And they're like, uh, let me get you
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: a shot list. I'm like, thank you. because they never
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: want to give the information and it's like, Heather, I mean,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: megan mccain said she would be sweating and pumping and
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: they'd be it's a live show and she was so
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: stressed out and and like in a the stall like
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: the public stall and just it was like one of
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: the most stressful like And she felt like a failure.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: And like, I just really related to like, without even
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: having kids, like the feeling.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: Well, I highly doubt that like Joy Behar would be
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: nice to her about it. Like, it's like, Oh, what?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Who cares? Give her the bottle. Who cares?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: What are you doing in there? Your whole shirt's leaking
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: with like your tit milk. She was really stressed out.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: And I know women do that all the time at work.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: Like they have a meeting and they're like, And it's
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: a huge machine. I don't know if it's huge, but
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: it's like, did you pump or no?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: No, I tried. And after like one day, he had
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: lost all this weight, Drake, and we had the machine
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: and it wasn't like coming out. And a lot of
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: people say, don't give up. It'll come out in a
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: couple of days or whatever. And so they gave us
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: these little cute bottles from the place. And Peter's like,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: let's just give him this. And I was like, no, no,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: then he'll never want my boobs. And I'm like, finally,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right. He's crying and crying. He's starving.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: He's lost six ounces. And I give him a little Similac.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: And it was like, like, can you.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Just drink it up? And I'm like, that's it. I
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: do not need this stress in my life. Anyone can
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: feed him. Fuck it.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: I've been dieting for two weeks and I can't lose
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: six ounces. And I just want to say that.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: And I keep trying to give her a tip. Never
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: takes it. The whole time.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: She won't ever take the tip. Believe me, I've tried it.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: At some point, you just got to give up. You
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: just got to give up at some point.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: And then I had to tell my mom. And I'm like,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: don't tell anyone. Don't make a big deal. I'm like,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear about it, Mom.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: See?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to breastfeed. There's so much shame around it.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: There shouldn't be any shame.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: And then I went to the store.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: And this woman comes up to me. She's like, hi.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Congratulations on the baby. I talked to your mother. I
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: heard the breastfeeding didn't work out. And I'm like, what?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Like, why?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: And then I would fake it like at a restaurant
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: or something. You know, I'd be like faking it. I
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: would put the baby under me, but there'd be a
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: bottle there, but I'd act like it was biting my nip.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, ah!
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: The way he latches on.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh, now I can't order
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: a margarita because like now I'm pretending to be a
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: breastfeeding mom.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Pump and dump. Don't worry.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Point is, everyone will be just fine. They don't need to.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: Everyone has the right to their own, their own time,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 6: their own timeline. What is right for them? I mean,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: that is the point of choosing.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Was right.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: Ultimately, even though she may sound. whatever. She's absolutely right.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: She can't, even though I did just watch the girl
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: in the picture and she managed to have three kids
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: and maintain a full stripping career all before 20. And
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know how one strips when
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: they're eight months pregnant, but I, But yeah, so I
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: think it's a struggle for every woman, and I'm glad
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: she's talking about it. Actors don't make as much as
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: people do.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: They just don't. No.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: And she should have a baby when she feels she
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: wants to have a baby, and that's it.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: Well, she said she did want to have one.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: Well, she's not ready.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Anyway. That's it. Teens in India are reportedly using flavored
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: condoms to get high. How?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: Do they sniff them?
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: I guess it's like something in it. I don't know, Annie.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: You tell me what it is. I just remember, remember
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: the trend that was going on where people would like
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: take tampons and soak it in vodka and shove it
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: up their vaginas and get drunk at a party, teenagers?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: No, but that sounds kind of fun.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: You can, hold on a second. Wait a minute. You
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: can soak a tampon with vodka and put it in and.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: You get drunk? Yes. That was a trend.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: Does it do anything to your vagina? Does it dry
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: it out?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: Cause does it do anything to like the area?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: It's got to.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Um, sounds like Annie might've done it.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: Annie. I mean, it could kill you.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's like toxic shock too.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: Can you imagine?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Ew, gross.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: That's like latex. They, they're boiling the condoms and there's
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: something in the condom that will get you drunk. God,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: it's a condom. Just go get some wine coolers.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, honestly.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: Are there no Bartles and James in India?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Isn't that fun to get that drunk?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: And also, like, and you're drinking some gross condom tea. Like,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: this is fun, guys. Do you feel anything yet?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: A little tingly.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: Yo, I got some magnums.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: What are we going to do with them?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: We're going to boil them and drink the water. Yeah.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: That sounds hot.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: That's like a whole tattoo as well.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: Like, it's like making, like, pop rowdies. Like, okay, who
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: has the time?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: I don't want to boil condoms and drink the condom water.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: I can tell you that.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Do you?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: It's the last thing I'll do.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: Do you want to talk a little bit about reality shows?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: Please, because God knows we have to cut the Chris
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: Rock part.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait, first, have you seen, heard of this show?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: What did you say? We have to what?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: I said, please, because God knows we have to cut
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: the Chris Rock part. I'm like, I'm like planning being
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: dragged to show.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: Have you heard about the show, The Most Hated Man
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: on the internet?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: Yes, we both have seen a preview for it, but
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: I haven't watched it yet. I'm slightly scared because I
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: feel like I might go into a full rage.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Um, No, it's like, it's, it's, I mean, it's, you
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: can't believe that this happened, which was this guy. Well,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: basically this girl took some, you know, self nudes of
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: herself to like, she sent it to one boyfriend, another
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: girl never sent it to anybody. And then this guy
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: started a podcast, a website called Is Anyone Up? And
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden she's getting noticed that these nudes
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: are up on this website, like with her name and
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: her like Facebook attached. And sometimes it would be that
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: the ex-boyfriend sent it to the guy and then he
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: would post. But then they realized that, no, he actually
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: had hired a hacker that would like hack girls' phones online.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: And so this, imagine taking a photo and you never
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: shared it with anybody and it's like out there. Not
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: that that should, you know, make it any less bad.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: But anyway, so the guy, what was so weird is
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: the guy was like, um, girls like loved him and
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: like wanted to be in his nut.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: Was he good looking?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: He was kind of cute, but like, it was so gross. Like,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: and the whole time he has this girlfriend who's like,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: I was his girlfriend. But meanwhile, he's like, going to
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: nightclubs and like having these events and filming girls, like
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: doing lines off of his penis and stuff. And I
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: was like, well, wait, does he still have this girlfriend?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: And anyway, then this one mom goes after them all.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: I remember that story of that guy being crazy at
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: the clubs.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: And people like wanted to be around him and everything
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: and just thought it was great. And then he was
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: the God. I just couldn't believe that they like posted
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: these girls, not only Facebooks, but would like give their
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: addresses and stuff. And nobody ever went to their house
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: or anything, but they would torture them online to the
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: point where they were like, I got to get rid
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: of my Facebook. I'm terrified, this or that. And then
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: this one mom goes after them. And it's three episodes.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: It's on Netflix.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Did you like it?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: You know, ever since I saw this clip of Conan
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: O'Brien saying like, you know, with all these documentaries, you
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: ever feel they're like about four episodes too long? And
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: ever since that's in my head, I'm like, all right.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: like just get to it. Like what happened? I mean,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: it's good, but I don't know the fact that it
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: can't happen anymore. I mean, there's a couple of cool parts.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: It wasn't my favorite one. I wasn't like, Oh my God,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: riveted like other ones.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: Did you feel satisfied?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 6: Did he get his just desserts?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Yes. I mean, I'm doing, yeah, he did. Obviously he
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: did some time for it and he was going to
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: be part of it, which he seemed to love the
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: fame so much. I was like, I can't, But then
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: in the end, they said at the very end, he said, no,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be part of this documentary. Oh, interesting.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: I've become an expert on, and I mean, I'm good on,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: I can fast forward. I can watch like 10 episodes
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: in two hours because I can cut the bullshit. And
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: like literally last night I was watching the show. It's
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: on Apple plus called like.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Bluebird.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: It's it's Blackbird. Yeah.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: I think. And it's like it with Taryn Edgerton or whatever.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: It's a scripted, but it's a true crime thing. It's
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: seven episodes. And I'm like, first of all, this is
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: a movie that you have now turned into a seven
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: hour to do. And there's a 20 minute scene of
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: music and this guy walking through a cornfield. And I'm like,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: are they, are they seriously showing this for 20 minutes
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: and walking through a cornfield?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: I got to go.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: This is a movie. You could have done this in
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: two hours. Maybe it's a long movie, but it's not
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: a drawn out seven hour scripted thing of like, it
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: gets very repetitive. They want to make episodes. They're too long.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: They're movies. They need to cut, except for the girl
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: in the picture, which in fact needed to be 10 hours.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: And I had to spend a full day on Reddit going,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, which kid was born when? And I'm like,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: end up in a Reddit thing where my questions weren't answered.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: And isn't it also weird that like growing up, we
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: never had documentaries to watch and now that's all we watch.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: And it's like, they literally will take a podcast and
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: then make it a documentary. Like I found this other
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: thing called like a, what is it called? It's called
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: like generation hustle. And each episode is like a two
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: hour thing. But one was Hollywood Con Woman.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: We watched that one.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I already listened to that podcast, so why
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: would I need to see this?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: And like The Jinx or whatever, that show was 14
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: different things.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: And The Staircase.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: The Staircase is 42 different shows.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: It's a documentary. It's a movie.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: It's a series. It's just like, we know.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: Well, we.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: Again, two people talking under a staircase.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: It's just the same thing.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: Two dead people, two murderers, two media under a staircase.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 6: One lady got hit by bats and she's dead and
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 6: her husband talking under a staircase.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 5: It's just that.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 6: They try and just, God, just like milk these things.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: Do you follow Bethany Frankel on Instagram? or Twitter? Kind of.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, I would say like we, I mean, I
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: saw when she, yes, I do.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: On Twitter. But the algorithm controls me. So it only
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: pops up when her shit's like really trolly.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: So she's just like in the Hamptons right now. And
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: she's just like, you know, giving tips about where you
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: should go in the Hamptons. Cause that's relatable. Yeah. And
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: she's like, I'm going to talk to you about the
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: most expensive farmer's market in the Hamptons. And let me
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: tell you, it's fucking worth it. There's a Gestapo soup.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: I know I'm saying it wrong.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: A Gestapo soup?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: That will knock your tits off.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: Drink it with a straw. Stick it up your vagina.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: Put it anywhere you want it. It's so delicious. And
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: you know what? They have these pre-made salads, which that
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: I read in the comments are like $ 35 each. And
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: she's like, but eat it that day because no one
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: wants old quinoa. Nobody wants it.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Eat it. Eat it with a fork. Eat it with
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: your hands. Just eat this fucking thing with your ass
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: over to the Hamptons at this farmer's market with Chef
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: Gio or whatever. I was like, oh my God.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: That's like the farmer's market where Barefoot Contessa used to shop.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: It definitely has to be the one. So like Bethany's
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: 100 years late and also 100 miles away from everyone. Like, okay,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: I'll pop right over and get the gazpacho that costs
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: $ 150 and drink it with a straw.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: And I'll make sure to eat that salad with a fork.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: And then someone sent this to me and they're like,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: what do you think? And it's she and her daughter.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: Cause you know, she won the case so that I
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: guess maybe where the daughter's 13. So she can like
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: be on the show and the daughter's beyond the Instagram
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: and the, and her husband was crazy and I'm happy that,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: and I think they have a nice mother daughter relationship,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: but she goes, this is, and she says this kid's
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: name who looks like a six, three gorgeous tan blue
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: eyed model. You've never heard of him because you've heard
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: of me. Meaning like he's killing it with younger generation,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: but because you've heard of me, but let me just
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: tell you something, we're going to collide.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: And he speaks to an entirely different generation. He's a
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: social media influencer. His mom is a nurse. His dad
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: works in a steel mill and he's from a town
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: of 6,000 people. He went from studying to be a
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: nurse to and the pandemic catapulted him to an unexpected
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: instant fame. He is smart. He's a smart young man,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: an artist, and a fisherman, a thrill and adventurous seeker
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: who's a great older brother figure to Bryn and feels
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: like the son I never had.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: Okay. Why is she even bothering?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: Because he has a successful TikTok?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: No, because he's a huge social media person. They're going
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: to do something together, and it's going to get Oh,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: I see.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: It's like when Kourtney Kardashian was hanging out with.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: With Addison Rae. Yeah. It's exactly that.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: Is the guy huge on TikTok or YouTube?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: Probably.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: Is he hot?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: It's I am Griffin Johnson. You're welcome.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: But like, I just was like, we come and then
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: she goes on and she's like, we come from totally
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: different worlds. Oh, why? Because his mom is an educated
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: nurse and his dad is a skilled skill worker. Like,
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: why is that such a big thing? Whoa. Oh, so
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: that's the charity work that Brynn and Bethany are doing.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: They're taking in the steel workers kid who has 10.3
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: million followers, way more than she does, and inviting them
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: to the greatest farmer's market on earth. Oh my God.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you, this kid, he grew up in
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: a steel bill. He has never eaten a salad.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: Never ever one time has he had a salad that
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: was fresh.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: This cherry tomato, I'm telling you, Griffin's eyes fell out
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: of his head. Fell out.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: Out of his head.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: We're going to do a TikTok about it.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: He only eats salads that are in the fridge for
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: two days.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: And he didn't even know. He's the son I never had.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: Don't tell his mother that. But actually, she's a lovely person.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell her about the best, best, because
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: the other thing she does is she does like little
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: testers of like, she's like, let me tell you what,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: and she puts on like a filter, she looks beautiful,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: and she's like, look at this product. This is from
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: Pixie Wixie at CVS, flowing face, $ 2. 99, just as good
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: as Laura Mercier. Take your Laura Mercier, shove it up
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: your asshole, move the fuck on, get your ass over
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: to the Piggly Wiggly and get this cream. And like,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: through our whole thing, he's like, oh my God. Bethany,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: like you take the time from your Hamptons day to
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: tell me what kind of wet and wild lip gloss
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: to get. Like, oh my God, your heart. And you
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: took in this boy, the steel mills child.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: This rich, successful, this hugely successful. Thank you for letting
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: him to your Hamptons. guest house.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: So wonderful. Oh my God. Everything you do, like the fact,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: and she's like, we're going to be doing a lot
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: of things together. He's going to learn from me. I'm
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: going to learn from him. And we're two generations that
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: are going to blow up the fucking TikTok world. Like, oh, wow.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: It's going to be, and it's going to be, it's
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: going to just change and change the world. It's going
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: to change the world.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: Do you think she's going to go anywhere near that
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: legacy show or Bravo? The peacock.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, honestly, financially, you know, she's rich
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: as fuck. She let us know that. She said she
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: was the richest housewife that's ever been approached by Andy
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: at her home. And I don't know, I don't know
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: that she would, but I kind of feel like maybe
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: she'll go back and forth just to stay relevant and
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: have people be like, oh my God, I do love her.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: She is funny. She is, I mean, when she's with
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: those women, she really is superior in clever, wise, in like,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: Being interesting. Most of these Real Housewives and most of
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: these reality shows in general are not that interesting one-on-one.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: They're just really not. But she is. I mean, she's smart.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: She's clever.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: She's funny.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: She's really funny.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: She's funny.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: There's like five of them that are funny. She's really funny.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: And she's one of them.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: And there's a handful that I'm friendly with for that reason.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: But then there's a bunch that I have interviewed over
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: the years where I'm like, I don't want to sit
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: at a bar alone with you and get a drink. Yeah.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: I've already got all the info I need from you.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: And the actual, just talking about life, like you're not that,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: but that's why we're going to throw you on a
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: zip line and have you go on a horse that
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: shits in the water and like walk around. And now
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: you're going to like, Like, you know, jump around and then,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: you know, do a question.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: Go whitewater rafting drunk.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: Who's the thirstiest housewife? And you have to answer and
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: get in a fight and throw, you know.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: You're playing like pillow talk and everyone's wasted and then
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: it gets into a fight.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: Because if you were truly like interesting and fun, we
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have to do 12 activities. And like, you know,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: we could just see you sitting around talking. Um, yeah.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: So I don't know about that legacy thing. There's the
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: legacy is the old G one and then the new
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: generation legacy.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: Is going to be on, and that's not the name
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: of it, but it's going to be on Peacock. They
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: basically took all the New York housewives who were all fired,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: I guess, and then we're going to put them on
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: Peacock and completely recast that show because they have to.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: So wait, the old one is going to be on Peacock,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: like the older women. So they're literally, Peacock is now
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: putting you out to pasture. Yes. P stands for pasture.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: That P stands for you got for problematic.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: So then they're, you did some shit. The audience is
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: demanding you be fired, which they do about everyone because
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: the audience is, you know, um.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: But then they say it's so boring. We hate the show.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: So Bravo is going to take the people that they,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, the thing is like with Ramona, like, you know,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: she's stepped in some shit, but, like, there is no
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: firing her. Hands down. And she said it on Girl's Trip.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, let me tell you about this shit that I said, okay?
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: You know, I had been really, I had been feeling
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: great on the trip, okay, with the girls, and I
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: was wearing a bathrobe, okay, and I didn't have any
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: panties on, and I didn't realize it, but I had
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: a little rumbling in my stomach, and a tiny little
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: Hershey's chain fell out on the floor, okay? And I
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: realized the cameraman was going to zoom in on it. Actually,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: I thought it was really cool. Really, I really called Andy.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: I said, you really hurt me a lot, okay? Because,
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what your asshole situation is,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: but I'm guessing you've dropped a shit or two unexpected.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 5: On a staircase.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: And she even on that girl's trip was like, I'm
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: bar none, hands down, the most popular housewife that ever lived. Like,
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: I get the most ratings. New York's the best. And
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: regardless of the New York ratings, I mean, she does,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: for whatever reason, she is the most popular housewife. So
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: they were like, oh, God, she's insane.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 6: No matter what she does or says, they'll fire someone
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 6: else for doing the same thing.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: Or just cancel the whole show or whatever. Or they'll
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: be just annoyed with the person or they demand, they'll
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: fire you because you want too much money. But with her,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: she was just so popular. They were like, they're smart.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's obviously that the network execs there are
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: really smart. So they sent them all over to Peacock.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, they took Miami to Peacock, and now Miami
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: that same season is running on Bravo.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: They just share it. They just need people to join it.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: Do you guys ever buy lottery tickets? We'll end on this.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 5: Yes, we do.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: You mean scratchers or the numbers? Either one.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: Who the fuck cares? Do you buy them or not? Yeah.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Both. And what's the most you've ever won?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: $ 10.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: How much do you think that you spend on.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, we don't spend a lot, but, um, I've
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: now started to buy like the $ 30 scratchers. Cause like
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: when you're in Vegas, you have to bet the max.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: So if you buy the $ 30 scratcher you can get. So,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, you mean in a year or lifetime?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Listen, let's just do a scenario. You find out you
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: want it. It was your ticket.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: Um, you bought it together. So it was a $ 30.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: So you're like, I need $ 15. So you bought the
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: $ 30 ticket. together and you like check the number 12
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: times you're shaking. You're alone. You have one and you've won.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to say like a weird number, like
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: a 680 million. Oh, A weird number? Or just like
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: I didn't want it to be like one billion. Oh God. Okay.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: That's a lot.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: And so you have, you're going to do, let me
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: take it all now. So that cuts it down to whatever, 300,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: then cut that in half, 150. Okay. So now you
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: have 150 million. What do you really do with your life?
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: Not like the next day, but like, what is your, what,
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: how do you change it?
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: I thought you were going to ask, do I share it?
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: No, you have to share it.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah. Well, I've thought about this. This is what
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: I think about when I'm thinking about bad negative stuff,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: dark stuff. I'll go, okay, let me plan what I
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: do with my lottery money.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: So I have been given the advice in the past,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: because I'll talk about this to other people, to keep
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: it a secret for a year.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: Because obviously the whole family is now on the teat
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: and they're bugging. And then your thing with your family,
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: not like your kids, but like your other family is,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: is it a lump sum or is it a payment plan?
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: Because now you're getting into like, yeah, you're going to
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: blow this and you're going to be back for more.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: And so I'm not trying to give you a whole
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: lump sum. So first thing I'm going to do is
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: keep it a secret for a year.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: And then I'm going to somehow play it off and
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: I'm definitely going to do like payment plans with people
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: so that they get money per month. But I don't
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: give a lump sum because I can't, I just can't
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: trust anyone and I'm controlling. Okay.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: That's it?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 5: What else would you.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: Would you buy a house?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, obviously I do all my shit. I'm
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: not giving them all the money.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: No, not them.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 5: But what else do you do?
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: I was more concerned with what everyone else needed and
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: me hoarding it all. How was I going to hoard it?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 5: Are you going to buy a house? Are you going
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 5: to live the mood for Hawaii?
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: Watsiaga is selling trash bag purses for $ 1, 790. $ 1, 790. What?
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: Would you do anything like that? Would you go on
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: any kind of shopping spree?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, of course.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: My thing is I wouldn't want to own stuff. I'd
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: rather live in a hotel... And now people wait on me.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: I don't want to own shit.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: I would go on a bunch of like killer trips
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: and invite people my treat.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: Like I don't want a bunch of properties I have
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: to maintain and unless it was making me money, but
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm, you know, I'll go like live in
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: like Chateau Marmont or even nicer wherever. And then be like,
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: I don't have any belongings and I just have all
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: money and clothes and purses. Here comes the model. Oh no,
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: she's saw me and now she's leaving ready for the photo.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: She's like that lesbian still there. The dog slowly backed
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: out of the room.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 5: Um, living in a hotel. That's interesting. I just thought
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: to myself, every member of my family gets a million
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 5: lump sum. I don't care. I'm not controlling like that.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 5: They can have they get 1 million. And that's it.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 6: I have a small family. Take your million. I'm gonna
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 6: take now if they need more, we can talk about it. Also,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 6: I'm going to get the ranch. That's where my home's
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 6: going to be. I'm going to have an animal shelter.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 6: And then I'm traveling and we're just doing it like that.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 6: And then it's private jets and having fun and paying
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 6: for people and living the rest.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: Of the life. Private jets.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: It was only $ 150 million when it was all said
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: and done.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: $ 150 million? No, but you just take the trip. You
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: just count and you make the trip.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: You don't have to own the plane.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: You just charter it.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 6: Now we're traveling around the world and we're going to
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 6: all these amazing places and staying in great hotels and having...
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 6: Having a great life.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: All right. Yeah.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, at that point I'm friends with Jeffrey Epstein.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: I'm just popping on his plane. You know what I mean?
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to like be friends with people cause
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: I'm rich and then I just use their planes for free. Yeah.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: But nobody wants to be with the weird, no rich
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: people want to hang out with the tacky lottery winner.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah. So girls, tell everybody where they can
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: find you.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: We have a podcast, Dumb Gay Politics. It's a liberal
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: gay comedy podcast. And we have a Patreon, no politics.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 3: Go to julianbrandy.com if you want to hear a free
• 1:32:30
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• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: Such a better way to sell yourself this time. Congrats.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: I forced myself.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: Because I'm so judgy. You've really cleaned it up. You've
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: really cleaned it up.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 6: And by the way, on our Patreon right now, we're
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 6: doing something called Patreon Idol where our listeners are submitting
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 6: themselves singing and doing.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: Stuff like that. And it's been really fun.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: That sounds really fun.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: Really, really, really fun.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: And it's awesome. Almost as fun as coming to see
• 1:32:53
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• 1:32:56
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• 1:33:01
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• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: Where are you going?
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: Well, I, I want, I'm all the places where it's
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: like sheet.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: Well, you're doing Bravo.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: I'm doing, I'm doing that. Chicago, New York, Vegas, Portland, Seattle, Boston, DC, Philly,
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: and Texas, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: All in September, October, and November. Whoa.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: You guys gotta go the show is hilarious it's gonna
• 1:33:31
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• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: Too and I have guests I'm gonna announce the guests
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: I might have already announced the guests by the time
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: you listen to this but you'll see who's coming to
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: which things and there'll be extra people too thank you.
• 1:33:42
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