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Felicia Folkes - Ep 589 · What's Up Fool? Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Don't try, don't try.
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: What's up, fool people. We got Felicia Folks right here, people,
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: And so through hill.
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: What's he So we got Filicia Folks and this.
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: Guy, and so through hill Man, he's on replacing Martin
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: Brizzo today because Marchin Brisol is doing something. He's doing
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: a lot. He's doing another sketch man with George Wang.
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then when I put it out like this guy
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: does a sketchy every hour. Now man, it's.
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: On the it's on the hour, every hour, our schedule.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: Maun.
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  Speaker 3: He's an influencer.
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: Man. I look, I look turning around and I just
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: liked one of his sketches and then another one pops
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  Speaker 2: out in my algorithm.
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  Speaker 3: You can't like the sketches because then eight morell come.
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: You can't.
• 1:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, our buddy's full but he's his co host. Martin
• 1:21
  Speaker 4: Rizzo has got his full blown influencers. I remember when
• 1:24
  Speaker 4: he was just like kind of like doing it, and
• 1:26
  Speaker 4: then he just went all in and he's got all
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  Speaker 4: these followers.
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  Speaker 3: Now look at don't do him like that. Oh I
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: know Rizz, Oh my gosh, you know Rizz. All right, man,
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: let's Roastrizzle.
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  Speaker 5: Right now my god, I never seen him look like this.
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: Right before, right here, looking like he's about to do
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: a fucking a cress commercial for Telemundo.
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  Speaker 3: Was dressed like his dad's coming home.
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  Speaker 5: I know he's not a good gay son. I like
• 1:51
  Speaker 5: him the good boy.
• 1:53
  Speaker 3: Look at risk No Rizzle's great, he's fifteen and forty eight.
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  Speaker 2: At the same time, he looked like shit about to
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: do that remake of that movie three o'clock High.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: Three o'clock.
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  Speaker 6: Even though I feel like on y'all, y'all turn to
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  Speaker 6: black people, will y'all look a lot younger all the time,
• 2:10
  Speaker 6: like you look very young for her, I know, like
• 2:12
  Speaker 6: he looks twelve.
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  Speaker 3: He does look twelve.
• 2:15
  Speaker 6: I don't have no idea how old Felipe. Every time
• 2:16
  Speaker 6: he shows me a picture or something, I'm like, He's like,
• 2:18
  Speaker 6: this is me. When I met Reagan, I'm like, what
• 2:20
  Speaker 6: what are you you hanging out with?
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  Speaker 4: What you have to cut? Filippe in like a tree,
• 2:25
  Speaker 4: count the rings on the inside.
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  Speaker 2: That's what me too. Missus pad miss pat I don't
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  Speaker 2: know who she is. And she was doing this podcast
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: one time. She's talking about I was a cashier, and
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: then Jimmy Carter walks in the President. What the fuck
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: you fucking.
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  Speaker 3: Forrest Gump right here right Seriously, she.
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: Was a cashier. She was thinking of Mom, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what's wrong with her.
• 2:50
  Speaker 4: You know, does the age thing does affect kind of
• 2:52
  Speaker 4: In LX, I had a buddy who applied for he's
• 2:55
  Speaker 4: my age. He applied for a barista job, and then
• 2:58
  Speaker 4: he they were like, how old are you? And he
• 3:00
  Speaker 4: said his real age out loud, and then the lady
• 3:03
  Speaker 4: was like, don't ever.
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  Speaker 3: Say that right right at the Starbucks. Just say yeah
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  Speaker 3: at the Starbucks.
• 3:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Starbucks, don't ever say that. And I mean, he
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  Speaker 4: was like shot down. He's like, what the fuck the
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  Speaker 4: hell is this shit?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's really crazy. Do you care about age at all? No,
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  Speaker 3: I don't care the way you said.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, I'm telling people my fake age all year, and
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  Speaker 2: now I'm at that age.
• 3:27
  Speaker 3: Now you're at that age where you're telling people you're
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: real age.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Because it is sad when a comic who
• 3:32
  Speaker 4: is just like fifty eight years old goes he says,
• 3:35
  Speaker 4: he's forty two.
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, you look at their Wikipedia whatever the fuck? Well,
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: it's even worse.
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  Speaker 2: I used to look like their eyes and go damn man,
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: you need to take a nap on me. Shit, start
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  Speaker 2: worrying about all their comics.
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  Speaker 3: You need to take years and how old they are.
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  Speaker 5: I've been looking thirty four since I was fifteen. You've
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  Speaker 5: been thirty four, though, I think that's why. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 5: thirty four.
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  Speaker 6: So it's like suck because, like people said, I've looked
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  Speaker 6: for like when I was like twenty two, they were like,
• 3:57
  Speaker 6: how old? Aren't you like thirty three? I was like, no, what,
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  Speaker 6: so I've read to look young rather what happened to you?
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  Speaker 2: Guys?
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  Speaker 3: You're talking about aging into your age?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like I'm now the age people thought I was
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  Speaker 5: my entire life.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wanted to be this age for a long
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  Speaker 4: fucking time. I want her to be I want I'm
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  Speaker 4: forty and I wanted to be forty for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: You are forty?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I'm forty.
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  Speaker 2: Waite?
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  Speaker 3: Was it hit it again one more time?
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  Speaker 2: Bro?
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  Speaker 3: What is that? Is that a fun? I think it
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  Speaker 3: was like a gross?
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  Speaker 2: A gross?
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  Speaker 3: That is that? Butch sa and gross?
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh bro?
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  Speaker 3: In the world, we're freedom history.
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  Speaker 4: We got to take these buttons away from this. I
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  Speaker 4: know you love like a man child with all these buttons.
• 4:38
  Speaker 5: This is the first day with buttons.
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: I have a bunch of them all. We had them
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: a long time, man, because we had on Freddy's Soto's wife. Sure,
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: they're promoting his documentary, shout out to Prince Corey. And
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: she had like all the flyers of all his career,
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: like how many careers, like his first Open Mike flyer,
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  Speaker 2: And she was showing it to us, and we got
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  Speaker 2: his boys too.
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  Speaker 3: Here somewhere you got Freddy SODA's voice.
• 5:04
  Speaker 4: Here somewhere you know much about Freddy. So it's okay
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  Speaker 4: if you don't. Necessarily it's funny.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a pop quiz And what.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, what anything? Yeah, she don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, she's not Mexican. Dude, Wait is this the wire?
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  Speaker 2: Is?
• 5:22
  Speaker 5: This is this boys in the hook Man the saxophone?
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  Speaker 2: This is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's Ricky. Oh yeah, it's Ricky.
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  Speaker 2: What bothered me about that team all the time? And
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  Speaker 2: boys in the hood? Ricky? It's a football player. Okay,
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: what why is he running straight?
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  Speaker 3: I love the You're not wrong?
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  Speaker 2: What a gut it away, bro? Ricky Hender said, well,
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  Speaker 2: got it away? Wi trade. You knows you Simpson even
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: in the commercials when they were doing a Hurts commercial
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  Speaker 2: when he ran with a suitcase.
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  Speaker 4: But did they ever dictate how good Ricky was in football?
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  Speaker 4: Was he supposed to be like the All Star could
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  Speaker 4: have been Division III?
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  Speaker 2: No bro, a guy from a big time school US.
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: He showed up to the hood and was staying in
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  Speaker 2: the living room and they were talking about giving him
• 6:22
  Speaker 2: a scholarship. Right, and then that's when not doing Uh
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: that other dude was all smoking PCP. I sign up poor?
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: Can I get a scholarship too?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah he would have got that scholarship. You're
• 6:36
  Speaker 4: not catching a guy on PCP.
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 6:38
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm like, I'm like, wit, they got this whole stats?
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  Speaker 3: Wait wait wait what now this is crazy? Yeah man, okay,
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  Speaker 3: so they have the actual stats, the stats.
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: Down autistic person right, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This is autistic person stuff like trying to figure out.
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  Speaker 2: So he was a spectrum because.
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  Speaker 5: Like this is a character, right am I on Earth? Okay?
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  Speaker 5: I'm like is this like, wait, what's happening?
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  Speaker 4: Say Ricky survives? Right, Ricky survives? And then like is
• 7:05
  Speaker 4: this is this what shows? And does this show other schools?
• 7:07
  Speaker 3: You should have zag?
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  Speaker 5: You know, I feel like you can't break the ankles
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  Speaker 5: of a bullet, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 6: Like, I know he should be moving faster, but a
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  Speaker 6: gun is a gun, a gun in the back, and.
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  Speaker 2: And Ricky's defense, he did get mobile shot gun and
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  Speaker 2: those bullets spray all over the place.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, there was no chance. So whether you're zig
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  Speaker 3: and zag and there's bullets everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: But he went straight brough and a bullet, all of
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  Speaker 2: them just went to his back.
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  Speaker 3: Were you athletic all in school? It's a long swimming.
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  Speaker 2: Team, and the probab would have shot me in the water
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  Speaker 2: just like that.
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  Speaker 6: I was Also, I was not on the swimming team
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  Speaker 6: after school, but I grew up on swim teams.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry the whole time. Wait, what do you mean
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  Speaker 3: by I grew up on swim teams?
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  Speaker 6: Like I was in the swim team from middle school
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  Speaker 6: up to like senior year. Okay, yeah, okay, middle school.
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  Speaker 5: I swim in the elementary school though, too.
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  Speaker 6: We swim on like like well, I guess it was
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  Speaker 6: like a city program. It was like a team for
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  Speaker 6: the like Hawthorne and all that kind of area.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: In my neighborhood could swim. Yeah, we had a swim
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  Speaker 2: at the park.
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  Speaker 4: You guys were all worried about the stereotype, this stereotype
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  Speaker 4: black and browns could swim.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't know about the throw typetoo adults growing up?
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  Speaker 2: What right?
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  Speaker 3: That is not true?
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  Speaker 2: Growing up, I didn't know about the thorough type about
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  Speaker 2: black people can't swim. I was an adults, really, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because everybody in my neighborhood could swim. The lifeguards were
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  Speaker 2: black where I grew up, like, I ain't charge of
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  Speaker 2: the park was black. Right.
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  Speaker 4: So, so, because this is the most I've ever because
• 8:38
  Speaker 4: I come from northern California, I can float.
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  Speaker 6: Float Okay, I'm gonna float like a motherfucker. I've tested
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  Speaker 6: that ship though.
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  Speaker 4: You know, no, no, I mean, I'm not even being
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  Speaker 4: like right now, I if I just relax, I'm fucking
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  Speaker 4: wreckage man at the ocean. I'm fuck you know what
• 8:53
  Speaker 4: I mean. I am seaweed in the ocean. But all
• 8:55
  Speaker 4: I gotta do is relax, dude. I love a good flow.
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  Speaker 6: Floating's important too, though people think like it's impressive, almost
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  Speaker 6: lowcy than swimming.
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  Speaker 3: I really believe that. I don't think so.
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  Speaker 5: Really, I can fall asleep floating.
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: You can follow, Yeah, I follow, you know what I mean, but.
• 9:09
  Speaker 6: Like and stay floating like it's pretty sick. You have
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  Speaker 6: a wake up, like I've been in the pool the
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  Speaker 6: whole time.
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  Speaker 4: Some people can't float though, right, well some people sink.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen people like sink sink. You know you can
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  Speaker 4: you how good can you swim?
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: Pretty good? Man?
• 9:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, you watch up broken records, personal records or East records.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I was. I was in the
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  Speaker 2: swimming team. I was not the greatest swimming team the
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  Speaker 2: greatest of swimming, but everybody else was great. But that
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: me being in the team helped out with them them
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  Speaker 2: getting all these points because I was when there was
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: like four against four medley, I was in it. Even
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: though I was, it was they put me right where
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't mess up the team by losing. So third
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: and the fourth command right. And then we had a
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: diving team too, with like four divers.
• 10:04
  Speaker 3: What was your stroke?
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: Breaststroke?
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was your stroke? It
• 10:11
  Speaker 3: was it was breast shrunk because.
• 10:12
  Speaker 6: I like, I like to hang out and you know
• 10:14
  Speaker 6: what I mean, you could click your legs like this
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  Speaker 6: and really get a push. I got big thighs, so
• 10:18
  Speaker 6: you know the water, would you know, help propel I got.
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: I got doggy pedal frog.
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  Speaker 4: That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: every fat I got, every fat.
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: Dude's fucking.
• 10:31
  Speaker 5: What's the what's the frog one? Looked like, what's that one?
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  Speaker 2: Not good? I'll tell you what.
• 10:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah not yes, yes, not because it's the one where
• 10:39
  Speaker 4: you like to put your yeah, trying to mimic with
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: a frog.
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like pole, like a tadpole about to get eaten. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: it's crazy. I would know. I played.
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: No one believes me, but I played c Yo basketball,
• 10:53
  Speaker 4: grow up Catholic you organization basketball. So it's like a
• 10:55
  Speaker 4: bunch of little Mexican kids versus our little Mexican kids.
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're allowed to play like seven against seven.
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: No, we don't play might as well, of though, half court.
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  Speaker 3: I wish you were. I wish you were half court.
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: I would cheat. We to play basketball at this park
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  Speaker 2: in Highland Park, right about the river. Not Cholos broke
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: from Highland Park and there was a cholo there with
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: one arm, go on speeding everybody bro shout out to Mochito.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: If you're from Hohland Park and you have one arm,
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: you know who I'm talking about to play at the
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: river and you have one arm, dude, right, so we
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: would get there early and we'll see the spiceas Mexican dudes, immigrants,
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: new folks. They just got here. But they're playing basketball. Yeah,
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: six against six, bro, half.
• 11:51
  Speaker 7: Court, Yeah they know, they don't know about four hours
• 11:55
  Speaker 7: they have.
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  Speaker 2: Them. Full court is playing basketball, I mean playing soccer. Yeah,
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: so we start playing with go hey, man, you want
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: to play a full game. And he goes all right,
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: because you guys are playing six against six. Yeah, there's
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: two of us play five against five.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I think when you saw them playing in
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: jeans and Jesus sandals.
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, they were all wearing their work clothes. Bro,
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: they ended up being.
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: Good, being good.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they play a lot of like they ended up
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: being good.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: That guy was like throw he's a shoot like this,
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: like he's passing a sack of cement with home on
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  Speaker 2: top of a roof like that. He would make every shot.
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 6: You don't need the professional technique. You just got to
• 12:48
  Speaker 6: get it in the hole.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: But they had that we didn't have. And when I
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: should have learned to play basketball, and it could rizzle
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: Johnny Rocky fucking have for rob me. Yeah. Crazy, We
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: don't know how to screen. What do you mean, see
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: when when you have the ball at this, Yeah, I
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: know you could get behind him and then while the
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: other guy's coming, he'll trip over that guy.
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: Oh you're talking about take take a fout like taking
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: off and yeah, I know what you mean.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we don't know how to do that. So
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: they were screening, and I'm doing all the ship against
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: us BRO and they were just dominating us.
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: Dang, but do you guys play fair?
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: I don't. We were just going to pass it here here,
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: but those guys were like passing. We're not. By the
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: time I'm going here, passing here, one of those little
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: guy who get behind me like this, and I catch
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: the ball and I turned around and I fall over
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: him foul and the ball will go out and they'll
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: get it another timeout. He passed it over here. I'm
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: dribbling and then the guy gets behind me and nobody
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: tells me that behind me, and I go like this.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: He takes the ball away. So that's screen. That's the screen.
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  Speaker 4: The meanest anyone's ever been to me was when I
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: was playing in sixth grade. I was playing for this
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  Speaker 4: team with Saint Gertrude's and it's one of the only
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: times I've ever cross somebody over, you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: where I broke his ankles going like that. It's I
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: was surprised when I did it, but I did it.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: And you hear his dad from the stands, and you
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: hear it from him. I heard from him.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: That's so it's the meanest thing because it's true. It
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: was the slowest crossover ever. No, And and it's just
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: like me because because I was the i mean, the
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: token fat kid of the team.
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, they always underestimate you when you the
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: fact kate on the team.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: Mind you, I only got to play two minutes a game, okay, yeah,
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: because what they had to that was.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: The standard everyone played. That was that everybody plays.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: And coaches like, go get you two minutes, and then
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: those two minutes, I score like four points and I
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: go back. I loved it because then the least amount
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: I could run and still get the opportunity to be
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: on the team is tight.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Right right right?
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Well that's when I like playing like like baseball,
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: because I was like, oh, I only have to run
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: like if.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: I hit it.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: H you play baseball? Growing up?
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: I played softball. Softball coach, no captain.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: I was like hi, Like I was like, we all
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: explains itself now.
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: But it was only because like I was like, oh,
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: I only have to run if I hit it.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: Like and swimming, I have to swim the whole time,
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: or do the whole do the thing the whole time.
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: And like baseball, you just kind of wait until you
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: have to run. You don't have to run unless you
• 15:13
  Speaker 6: unless you hit it.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck running running?
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: No, I don't like running. You're trying to push your button.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: You're trying to push a button to be mean.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: I hate it running.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Brou's fucking stupid. It hurts on my knees. Is that
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: me me running? Is that me successfully running?
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Like running.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Because it's my ass?
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: You like running, man, when when I was I've always
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: been this big, but I always like walking and.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: You haven't always been that.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: I used to rock joggle around the lake so late twice.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: I've seen old pictures of you. I've seen pictures right there.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: That's my well I thought it was fat then, dude,
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: after I'm like, wate thirty eight what am I forty two? Now?
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: I love how you dictate how fat you are based
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: on your waist.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why thirty eight, that jackey still double X.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: That shirt is extra large. That shirt is has Almo
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: and Bird and Ernie on it.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: You're talking about these sizes like their friends.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: You'll never see a guy that's the Sessiment Street store
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: in Glendell Got area before they close.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: I know, you're like a relic.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Then it became a discovery zone. That's funny you say
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: that because a relic. Because my wife and I were
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: arguing because a lot of people say, off, if you
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: have a good memory, remember everything, but she said, yeah,
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: you love your You left your phone five times today.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: You do do that? You do do that, you do.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: You have almost an autistic memory for history and and
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: and and.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Like your own cast. Yeah, it's almost. I was like,
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: the fuck.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: But when it comes to like losing your headphones and
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: stuff like that, because all that shit is irrelevant. I
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: feel like headphones, phone stuff like that, losing your keys,
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: you're gonna find that. But like I for the life,
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, can't remember something that he'll remember for himself
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: fifteen sixteen years.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Ago, what your nickname, there will be if you played basketball, bro.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: I bet if so played basketball with the Bises, they
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: with nickname lost.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: What does that say exactly, Broos?
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: That was locked in the grammar?
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Demide Audios?
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: You know what man?
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: That?
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: What's up?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: What's up? Why are you writing bro? Why are you
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: writing demo? Whatever that is? Bro?
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: What the fuck is that?
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Demaris?
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: And he sucked the joke up by saying LODs too,
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: lots demid Audios.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: What the hell's demid audios? Demni Audios were the runners?
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, demid Audios were the runners who ran in b.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: That's a joke you gotta save for the history for fools.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, you can't say that on here, man. Nobody
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: don't know what the fuck the med Audios.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Is Native American that roll marathon barefoot?
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, don't say that three times fast, and you
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: can't call a get out of here.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: You know, they like those sandals.
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: They are saying, I think I want a pair of those,
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: I know the kind that they say, like I really
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: want because there's like these Mexican ladies who run specifically
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: in those and I really I want to pay her.
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: So if the viewers tell me where I can get
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: a good pair.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: No.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: No, Also, they're actually what they were talking. They were
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: referencing the adios. They were referencing the little the food,
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: the fucking jaachs. I think it's just a nostyala. So
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: there's a fat joke.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: It's like a niche Mexican fat joke.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Regardless, that's fucking that's that's Freddy Soda right there, that's
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Freddy Sodo.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: After we kept the regardless.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: So this guy passed away? How long ago?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Fuck?
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Twenty two eight, twenty years ago? Doesn't it was twenty
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: years ago?
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: No, wait, nineteen years ago.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Nineteen years ago or something like that. Five.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I feel like he would have been like the I mean,
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: one of the big guys. He would have been one
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: of he would have been he would have been fatter, fatter.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: It was like a comedy store legend, like I recognize.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely absolutely.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: He got Arisha Fear inside the comedy store as a regular.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: She was right here and she read she gets She
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: showed us a thank you card that Arisha Fair wrote
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: for Freddy's total. We read it here. So it's Freddy's voice.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: So yeah, he was like like his voice was so
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: much different.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: It was more. Yeah, man, his voice was different. What
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: else go on? How do you die?
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: How do he die? I don't know how he died?
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: She asked, Thomas, is your girls? Snap?
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: This is this is deplore.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: I was here with you.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: It's never fun, God damn it. It's seriousness. That's the devil.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: I never think somebody would say, like, you gotta ask
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: you horsy about his death.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: But he never in my life would I think like
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: ask your ask you for the key to something?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh that's so funny.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: When we were in burd Bank. So would you start
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: standing up comedy? Uh? I don't.
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: I think like the West Side, I just started doing
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: mics NonStop everywhere. I just got my mom's car and
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: I was driving around.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: But you're a l A local, right yeah? Inglehood born,
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: ingle hood, ingle hood born, and say it correctly, right born.
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: And but yeah, I don't know. There wasn't a lot.
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: I think the J spot was down there when I
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: first started, and like that. I went there once or twice,
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: but I just went everywhere. I went to every mic.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Mostly you know the differentween doing standing up of comedy,
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: growing up here in l A and then doing it
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: here opposed to doing it from somewhere else and moving
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: overhere here that when we stop doing stand up comedy
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: are the people that know us, who know from LA.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: They never looked at us and look at that we quit.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: They just say, you just stopped.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Right right right right right, like you do that anymore?
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because if you're am out of town, you go back?
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Are you quit hot right right right? Yeah?
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And I'm not from here, but like what you go.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: With your mom? Do this that you never made it?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Huh my mom?
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Your mom or your neighbors, my neighbors, Yeah, yeah, definitely
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: my neighbors, not my mom.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: My mom. She if I could be.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: A million, my mom be like okay, Like she just
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: she's like, that's the thing that you do. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: my mom's very Mexican. That's just the thing that you do.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: But like you guys being from LA, it's you guys
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: ever get annoyed with the people that come here and
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: they sort of say this place sucks because the like
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: because the comedy itself doesn't work out, you know what
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: I mean, Oh, that place sucks because of the industry,
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: not La itself.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: Well, I used to be really annoyed by it. But
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: then I got into the industry and I was like,
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: I'm starting to understand.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: I was like, well, y'all in in some you know
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: what I mean, y'all meeting people. Now I'm meeting the
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: people from Wisconsin too, do you know what I mean?
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: And like, Ohio who moved in And I'm like, yeah,
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: they do.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Look people that have carjack stories. There were parking really
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: far from from their apartment.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, because they don't know
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: the neighborhood or anything like that. Because I come from Stockton,
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: and so there's a lot of comics who came here
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: from northern California come to La fail, and then they
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: go back with their tails in between their legs back
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: to here and they go, don't go there. That place sucks, right,
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: And then for the longest time as a young comedy,
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: oh LA sucks until you fucking go to LA like,
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: oh no, that guy sucks.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: That guy sucks really bad.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: You know what is LA's humbling?
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's humbling. It's humbling. It is humbling from here because.
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: If you're from here, it's just it humbled you immediately,
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: you know, I've been humbled since elementary school.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Here, you know what I mean? The Chicago comic I meant,
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: and he would always open up for other comics, the
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: lasting comments that always show up, and he would look
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: at me and go. He opened up for me too, Bro,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: All the comics that opened for they told me I
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: should move to l A man like I'm funded enough
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: to move to l A. I said, a man, you
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: moved to LA. All those comics that are telling you
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: move to LA aren't gonna give you no work. They
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: give you work if your hair, they don't gonna buy it.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: They don't gotta pay for a fucking hotel room for you.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: They don't gotta fucking fly you out anywhere. You're ready
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: to drive three hours from here to the next spot.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Why would I fucking fly you out to a place
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: that you're already from. Think about that from me. Yeah,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: you as soon as you move out here, bro, your
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: work stops. You gotta start all over. You gonna be
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: brand new. Stay here where you're doing a picture of that.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was hard, though it is to move back.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: We're still there. You're still doing the same thing, still
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: working and still making her living. Not famous, but still
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: have money.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: That's not you gotta appreciate that.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Kids through college, you know what I mean.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Pussy ship. I mean, if you want to move here,
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: move here, don't. Don't. If you got a family, that's
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: one thing.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: If you you're but if you're comfortable and you're you're
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: content with staying fat in your little in your little pond,
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: that's pussy ship. Come here, fail and then move back.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: That's my I come here, try and fail and then
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: move back.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Well, I feel like when you come here, you've already
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: you are failing.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: Like no one moves to l A. You know what
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: I mean, Like I'm doing big ship, you know what
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: I mean, You're already at that point.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: If you're like dad, that's weird.
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: That's a different kind of like once you already, I
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: think you have to come here with the choice that
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: like you're starting zero zero and people hate you.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: It's imagine like yeah, you're like.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: He should be at zero yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: It's a lot of ego, you know, And instead of
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: like being weird about it, just enjoy LA because it's
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: l A.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: But y'all being from LA, you guys don't like do
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: you guys go to the beach. There's no way you
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: enjoy LA because you're from La.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I go to the beach, do you.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Well bother me? People say that there's a lot of
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: homeless people. My question to them is how much time
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: are you spending with these people? You're right, because I
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: passed by them and then I forget about them, right right, Yeah,
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I don't hang out with these guys because I know
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: that here when you drove up that street, when you
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: got off the freeway, those fucking rbs. Every other week,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: the cops show up, they gotta move, and they clean
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: everything out, and as soon as they leave, they come
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: back right next week. They're gonna clean up the space
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: again and get rid of their dogs, get rid of
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: the people's heartstake, bury their dead, and they're gonna come
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: back where they're gonna go where else they gonna go.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: You're right, you close the parks.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: I live in the thick of the worst part of
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: the homelessness. I live in East Hollywood, so.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I make believe city.
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: That's the next pat thing. That's the locals. The locals
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: hate that. Do you not call town?
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Probably? I know what you mean. I'm you don't.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: That's that's where are you living? Bro lives there by
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: the former called Inglewood Hills.
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's very effective, but but I forgot I know.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: What you mean.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: I live in Southwest Los Angeles. I'm sorry, but it
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: started off with Southwest Los angels at that place where
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: taught me that.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, tight town. How about that huh t town?
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I mean Hollywood And it's the worst part of the homelessness,
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: where like every day it's.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Not least there you live, Bro, there's trans Bro. You
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: can get your dick stuff if you want.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: You can do anything.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: You're not wrong, right, they're entrepreneurs. The homeless over there are.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Entrepreneur negative way, Bro, I'm not looking at a negative
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: there eat Pat tie and then you see a woman
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: with a skirt with a nutsack hanging out.
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: You're like, you know what, we can make this happening, sad,
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: I can make this happen.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go have with Pat tire has stay with
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: that person.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: That's just advertising.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go back to fucking modesto and play fucking
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: bowling at the fuck and you'll say, many lanes with
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: the guy with the raider jacket.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Has red lanes, red Raiders jacket.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: That's niche, you know that. He was going through memory Lane.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: He was having a show. And after the show, Bro,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: they had a bowling that I looked for at three
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: thirty in the morning. We went there and the guy
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: knew who we were from immediately, and he just jokingly
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: gave us I'm lane fourteen.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Lane for Oh my god, yeah, Bro, just.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Lame for you guys, laying for the bunch of dudes there.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: And I never seen Oakland Raiders red raider jacket.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've never seen nothing like that either. Well,
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: because it's.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: It's North ship, like, it feels like the gangs up
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: there care more about the ship, like the rivalry about
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: the gangs down here, because the gangs down here don't
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: give a fuck about the gangs because it's so much big.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: It's so big and ship to do la so big.
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: I found out what a piru was from a strata
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: from christ I swear to god music.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't know, not.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: Enough to be like where they're from, what location I
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: was going somewhere.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I try right up, you know, Pyroist, I tell you
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: pirs pirus. I'm telling you big Dutch.
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: I was in like, go on, no, I was just
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: on the West Side and I never know. He was like,
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: you don't know, and I was like, no, I don't.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: I did not know.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: There's like four types of bloods. Yeah, the Piru, the
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: one move mhm yeah, some of them say what move?
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: What's up? Like that from because there's some but you
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: know that movie Training Day, Yeah, that gang at the end,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: that's a real gang.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Broh.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: There are those guys wear orange. They don't wear red
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: or blue. So those were real fucking rags that they get.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: They they have to get permission from that from that
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: hood to put them on Phoebe and the movies and
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: to wear the orange.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: Right, dude, let me tell you something, game bangers are
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: some of the best actors. They in music videos. They
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: Why are these guys always in man? They're supposed to
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: be hiding, right, Am I the only one? Like I
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: feel like every time I watch something they're like, this
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: is a real gang in this documentary, I'm like, get
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: off the aren't you criminal?
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: What are we doing wasting time on acting class when
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I should have been lying to the cops all my life?
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Right for real, just a life of crime instead of.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: The fucking game banger when acting, they were little, mom,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: where are you going? I'm going to my friends out
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: line acting?
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and see when he leaves.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: I know they were like Michael Jackson video. They're like, yeah,
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: they use real bloods, real clips for his bad video.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: I'm like, what do you talk?
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: What?
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: Yes, in the video bad, but it was real blood,
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: real crips against each other in that video.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: It ends up just being like a look, you know
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: what I mean, you live in a lifestyle, and then
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: you're like, all I need this looking lifestyle.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: And of course I'm gonna say, yeah, you.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Know you're there at the dash and there's this game
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: banger from Compton there with a colostemium. You're like, why
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: may you remembering them? Trying to remember these lines? He's
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: got this gonna get it here because of that fucking
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: ship bag. Hey, you know every stomach in real life.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: We don't have to hire a prop guy for that.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Oh ship They're real. Those are real.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Maybe not that individually, white dude come like.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: That not real Wesley Snipes, he didn't right for him.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: But I think yeah, they're real.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I think for real, that's West Snipe in the middle.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you that white dude's real. He's not the
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: artist white gang member. No, he got whatever Michael.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Had cats, Michael head. He's a black dude, right, you
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: know what I mean.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: I don't telling you they didn't teach a funk, not
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: for dancing once, not that maybe not that.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Great dancers who got into a gang leader.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: But a bunch of them were for real, for real.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: They were break dancing and they saw that, oh you
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: know what, you could do pretty good gang signs should
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: be in this gang through enough crip instead of doing
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: the cripple walk.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I think so. I wasn't beat it. Sorry, it
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: wasn't beat it. Not bad, my bad. It was like
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: those are some sassy gang members. I'm here for it here.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: It was beat it okay, No, okay, let's see bad
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: and beat it.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Okay. I believe this. This one's more believable.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah that guy, Yeah, there's that guy's not yeah.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: I think guy, Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Basically, that white dude definitely a gang.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: We don't think white people can gang bang. I'm gonna
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: start a gang.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: No, No, I do believe that.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: I believe that because I'm from North and there's not
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: enough Mexicans to make and yeah, like so then that.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: A lot of Peckerwoods, a lot of these niggas are real.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Really came from mad Max. One of the.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Most famous Mexican rappers.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: His name is Woody and he's a white dude and
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: he's like Antennal rapper. So we need we needed white
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: people to there's not no Mexicans.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, the guy from New York on the cover.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Over there's that guy dancing with that's that guy from Criminator.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: But you understand he won't stop.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: He would just continue to kill you. You ever get
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: into some ship like a dance knife fight, I.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Feel like bro a knife or anything metal. I run,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: but but I'm understanding here the two people are dead.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: You're already running, bro, Like that's crazy. You've never you've
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: never gotten to like have you ever gotten to like
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: big fight, like not a Michael Jackson fight. Let's be
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: for real, because you've lived a particular life. There's no
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: way you haven't gotten in like a like a big
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: tussle like this.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: I got jumped, but everybody didn't. I didn't get kicked
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: in the head, nothing like that.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Now I thought off.
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: I thought over like, like I got beat up by
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: this one Mexican girl because she wanted this guy, and
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: she turned out she was pregnant and she beat my ass.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: And I was like, you got to ask yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: But I didn't get jump.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: They let me.
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: They were like, she don't know how to find.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Out jump, bro, you gotta jump by a baby and
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: her mom.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: They were like, let this.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: Bitch go to the swim team, you know what I mean.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: They let me go.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: You escape by water.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were like, she ain't ready.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Some most of his cast right here under the video.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: I just started looking at the people's faces and I'm
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: not wearing my glasses, but I recognized three people already.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: There were in that movie. Coulors.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: What that's crazy.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the one guy over there, the one black
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: guy he went. He went to my comedy show when
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I was performing at the Universal Studios at the John
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Levitz and he was a side character and Mel Gibson
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: lead the weapon as one of the cops. And he
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: was also in a jail with Eddie Murphy and fucking RP.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: I love that club up there. I know it's not gone.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: That was one of my first you talking about the
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: first places I did it than I went to John
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: Lovits Club a lot, dude.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: It was crazy. It was on my first mic.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: All right man, this was hosting it and he told
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: me to pull my tits out and I was like,
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: welcome to state end of comedy.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the movie Colors is like the closest thing that
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: you'll get to like how a gang from up north
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: is like because it's like a white dude, a black dude.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: In a Mexican dude, all part of the same gang.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Is here, it feels more like race based.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: It's just all the Mexicans are hanging out with blacks
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: and then there's white gangs.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: But like up there, it's like you're gonna have an R.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Daniel with a black guy, mostly Mexicans and a couple
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: of white dudes. So that's what the when you moved
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: up to the movie Colors, I'm like, Oh, that's a
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: gang from Stockton right there.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what is this sound?
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: How many sounds are on this soundboard?
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: This just got a lot, got a lot thirty man,
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: this is crazy.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: He's got a lot of sounds and he's just gonna
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: use him dug and he's gonna keep dropping his shed.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: It's slippery. We had a couple of guests that I
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: have to pull out welcome questions and then they were
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: like give me short ass answers. And then my whole
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: co hod wasn't staying shit either, so I got stuck here.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: You know, you have to hit, but not fucking, so
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: just be like I'm from the day to loosen them up.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Bro, have you were you in a gang?
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: I can't say that.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, I want a gang, bro, I jumped in. I
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: got into a gang? Too old, bro, how.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Would that exists?
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Nineteen?
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: That's that's right.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: The game was already there's they were twelve thirteen. Like
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I knew everybody was in a gang already because I
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: was there with them. They were in the gang at twelve,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: but I was always hanging out with them at an
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: outsider because my mom said, don't be a don't be
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: in a gang. You're you'll be a loser. So I
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: just waited til I got turn eighteen. When you're adult,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: mount the.
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: Dishes like like voting and smoking a cigarette.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: You waited to your eighteen? You want a gang?
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Did they even want you?
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: What are you like?
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: You're too old?
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Get your olds out of Yeah, Bro, I was like
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I felt, even at the nineteen that I was too old,
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Like I didn't want to shoot nobody.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Oh you're too mature.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: I thought I was too mature and I can't be
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I couldn't be molded anymore. And I was hanging out
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: with him from the outside from the beginning, when there
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: were breakdancers, when there were shoplifters, and then one day
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: they all became cholos and the other the other the
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: other half became crips.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: You know, this is the most eighties bullshit I've ever heard.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: It's you guys started as breakdancing, and then you graduated
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: in the gang banging.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: We were called the mob, were called the Mob Crew, Bro,
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: the Mob Crew, Mob Crew, and we had some kid
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: that was fucking everybody was super super amazing, and then
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: we were battle breakdancing, we were bad foods, were rapping.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: We had a whole crew, Bro and for fee the artists.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Shout out to my homie man Javierra Costa, who ended
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: up being from m C. For Cerro's, But before that
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: he was called Deco and that fool was in uh.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: He was in a graffiti crew called Ali bombers or
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Ali bomb theory, I don't know. But anyways, this guy
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: had a big no, a big ass script of fucking
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: white paper and he would sit next to me. He
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: would do graffiti and him and I hung out a lot. Yeah,
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: but then life change and he got mrked No. Yeah,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: so so yeah, I forgot that. I wrote that up
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: because I forgot that part of the US before we
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: started killing each other, I know.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: I mean, this sounds like a beautiful art collective.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Like we had a man, We had like dudes that
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: were awesome, bro. Like we used to go to Venice
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Beach bro And and then people say, did you break
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: downce Batman, did you'd break down Philippe? Nah Bro. I
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: was in charge of their merch. Yeah, they were seminar
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: sears to go shot. They were punk me and maybe
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: little sears to steal fucking white gloves. Bro. Their fucking.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: No, that's crazy.
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: The crips in my neighborhood, they weren't doing nothing but
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: but cripping, you know what I mean.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But like if you were a generation older too,
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: maybe you might have been there from the beginning when
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: they were break dancing.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Well, those crips in my neighborhood. Shout out to First Street,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: East Coast Cripts like that, man, they were the first
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: there were scripts in my neighborhood and they were all
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: They were also from twelve years old to eleven, you know. Yeah,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: they were young and now young. So what happened was
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: once we got the gang, the people that hung out
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: with became a gang. And I was not in that
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: gang when they became a gang. By the way, when
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: they became a gang, no one else liked them because
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: there was a other gangs in the neighborhood. There was
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Pretty Man of Flats, there was Quarts of Flats, that
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: was Avy Fellers, Avy Rascals, Easterly Dukes, Capone, Bario Mohallo,
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Thirst Street People, Stoners, oh and dust.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bro doesn't take it easy. Fucking fucking start combining
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: some of these gangs.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Fucking Quatro Flats and now locals Bro big time. So
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: new gang pops up, Bro, and they fucking didn't like them.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: So the only one that liked them was the cribs
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: and those guys they were they started calling them the
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Mexican cribs and those guys like every time they would
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: jump a new guy in the neighborhood. They'll be walking
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: by them south and then a car pull up full
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: of fucking black foods. Bro was fucking blue, blue, fucking beanies.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Who's up, guds? Where you prop gus? Who you pop us?
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: And then they'll put a gun on him and ask
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: who you're from, Bro, And then if he didn't say
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: it o that neighborhood, it was, they get jumped by them.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: So we had like a structure with the cribs. Yeah,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: later on it all changed, you know, it all.
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: Changed right right right now, it's all kind of I
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: don't know who's who. But before it was I grew up,
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: it was just crips and bloods. I didn't know there
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: were so many subsets within that, you know what I mean?
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: And that's what I've learned. But before I was just like,
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: I was like, those are the crips. I know they're crips.
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: I gotta wear blue or walk.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Past you know what I mean?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I gotta like.
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: I just knew where strings I could wear with colors
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: for sure. And they were serious. It was it was
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: like me and my sister, two young girls, and they
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: were like who y'all with? And we were like we're
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: just trying to go to the beauty supply.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, Bro, I used to sell
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: like my my friends used to sell dough for this
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: black cheek.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Huh, she was boring.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: Don't talk about my mom like that.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: You'll want to hear the funniest thing I read today.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: It was a meme. But I don't know. It's just
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: like like a subculture. I'm not really know much about it.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I don't even know it because of the videos I
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: watched with their music Blaze, So I know what a
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: study is now.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: Okay, Wow, you just learned what a study is.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I saw this video, bro. The clip is
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: the funniest house. Happy that I got the joke now
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: because two years ago I never got it. You go
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: the fuck around and beat up a stud. This page
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: showed up wearing a dressed court.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: That is so that's funny as that is.
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: That's hilarious, very that's hilarious everybody, and good.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: On heart and good on heart, and then and then
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: the comments on the bottom were extra hilarious.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course he goes this motherfucker said.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: This motherfucker said talking. I don't understand what he does.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Be like when they when they put on that strap on,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: talking about that pussy was hot. Really, that's like somebody
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: were prosthetic. Lad putting your leg ins all the water
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: talking about the water's gold.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Fucking hilarious. That's funny, so funny. Yeah, it's funny. I
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: feel like you would. You would get along with studs.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Well, I bout a hung. I was stunt my whole life,
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: not knowing they were stuck. Shout out to those comics.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: You know you are.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: We get along pretty well. I sounded look like a stud.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: You know it's the y'all got a lot of hair.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you're right. When I was in Oakland
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: with with fucking Chris Storan's house, Yeah.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: And.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Now for you used to live above a bar, above
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: a bar. So I remember one time I was walking
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: and I was walking at this got into my car
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: and there was this black lady. She was rolling up
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: a blonde in her lap and she was wearing a skirt.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: She was about to worry about blood and then go
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: inside have a drink plate pool with her friends. She said, man,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: she just looked at me and she said, I love
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: to have that hair between my legs. I said that
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: to you, to me bro, that's a little boy who's
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: only thirty nine years old.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: And it stayed with you.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: It stayed with you.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I will say, you cool dog, I've got I've gotten
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: pussy of women thinking that, I swear to God, I've
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: gotten pussy like her thinking I.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Felt like she wanted to be with myer?
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Do I want more?
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Want to.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Hamberger? You know Hamberger barely.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: That's that's normally Donald Fairy comedian. Really yeah, because I
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: fool instead of saying like, oh, she was sucking my dick.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: So this girl was sucking my amberg. And then when
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: they did that SketchUp and they said, now Keenan Tompson,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: he was, he was. He was biscuit jelly.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Biscuit, jelly biscuit jail.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: So I lo, you know, doing stand up comedy, have
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: you gotten the joy out of it? You still have
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: the joy out of it that at that age where
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: you're like, man, the motherfuckers just passing me up.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: No, it's it's joyful.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: It's joyful.
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: I've got a big netflix that she went a good moment,
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: you know, but yeah, it's you know, it's always up.
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: You know how comedy is it feels even when it's
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: going well, you're like, what we're doing, what's going on?
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: What is it? Like?
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: You and I we've we've shared many of like likeugh,
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: like situations with the blunt.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: In the bag. Huh we have to sleep together.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just that just being at the comedy.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Store together, in the car trips to do gigs.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: No, we were like door guys together.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: We're door guys. We work together at the sty at
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: the same time. It just happened.
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: If you got past two years ago, about a year ago, congratulations,
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: thank you, Thank you the family.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: No matter where you go, people have their name, their
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: other fucking pictures. They ain't a regular the comedy store.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Ain't a regular comedy I'm sorry, bro. Regular already at
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: the comedy store. Even if you're not going up. Man,
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: you walk in there, manage you no matter what. If
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: you were a regular in nineteen eighty five, nineteen eighty seven,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: you walk in there still smells like you you just
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: got off.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it really does.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: It has a specific you get out, it's like you
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: become a regular. There's like you got a big hug.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: It really does feel that way, and like we really
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: I like clean the vomit there and part the cars
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: and ship, you know what I mean. So it's like
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: I feel like it really does feel like home. It
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: sucks a lot of people that I will also fight
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: and I tell them that today face. But yeah, yeah,
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: but it feels like a family. Like you know, I
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: am kind of like, yeah, I'm like, dang, I'm like,
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: but it's like a mean and as cousin.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: What you could be.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: You could be a timbuk too doing a corporate doing
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: a regular bar gig, and it might be a comedistore
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: regular doing the corporate gig next door, and you got
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: to look at each other. Hey regular the comedge store. Yeah,
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: it's still get sucked up. Yeah.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there is a kinship that you share with somebody. Man,
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: there's a kinship that you share the uh you.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Have, they'll ask you like by by eras too, Yeah,
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: put an error you bro before before Mothership or after
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Mothership or you fucking fucking doing doing a the Tommy
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Horror Days or after Tommy you were.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: You were a door guy for a day.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for a day. Remember tell me the guy to
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: show after that's that's after a time. Yeah, Tommy Tommy
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: was was the guy that used to be in the
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: front first, and then he became the main booker and
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: then he was a guy that if he didn't like
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: he was. But people say bathtub about him. But he
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: always loved me because I will walk in, can I
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: go up, I'll put you right up and I would bump.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: They will bump somebody and I will do seven anything.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Bone out.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Guy, you were you were bumping people?
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, people are doing there at fifteen. I'll go
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: in there and slip and do seven because tell me
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: like me, nice temmy, like me and tell me. I
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: ended up doing realizing that tell me they love bad
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: stuff to people like he would talk. He would banded
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: people but pretending to do Missy's voice.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: That's so good. That's really fun.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Banned for six months and then
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: but the whole time, it will tell me that band
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: you okay?
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: Is that when you got casked with Tommy here, Me
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: and Tommy actually auditioned together.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: It was a stand up.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: You're not even real dude, me.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: It was me Arnold. What's on the end of the
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: comedian that passed away? Arnold Thomas Arnold, I.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Don't know, I don't know.
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: I when I started drugging, like Robert Abravijah was there
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: and he had just like passed away.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Do you remember Robert Abravia.
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: But the guy sucks okay yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: but he sucks, but he died.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: He intelligent guy. That guy used to come in like
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: this bro.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, all the ship that you're doing right now.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Robert Williams was stomach act Rouber Williams st Yeah.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I Yeah.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: So when we were working there, when he was still
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: a live the booker would let him go up at
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: the very end.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: There's no audience, yeah, with so.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: We would be we'll be like extra loud cleaning and
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: then throwing garbage away, and you just hear U G
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: George Bush, and you're like, what the fuck.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: Is this one guy?
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: Just one while we're cleaning up, we're done. We'd have
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: to tell him we have to light him to get off,
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: and then we go home.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Something worry about that guy. He he yours. See another
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: time your your seat got to him like you knew him.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: He got in his head like they know each other.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Because one time we were smoking and I'm gonna throw
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: it away, leave right there. So I left her right
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: there and then go Robert and then we left. He
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: waited for us, he waved and he took the joint.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? Really? But another time, bro, And it
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: was like, this is like the dark times when Joe
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Rogan was banned from the Comedy Store and it was
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: just like chaos Dog. That's not when when when I
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: don't know and Robert William but I was on stage
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: and the ding Dong show guy was his name, and
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: will Parsi, the Todd Tommirera and the Dice man. I
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: guess they grew up with Robert or something, man, because
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: I never seen this. They started they were all like
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: bullying him, bro, and they blocked all the chairs so
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: he couldn't get out of the of the Comedy Store.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: And they were they were they were all doing like
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: this chance that you would do that, you would do
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: a chant for little boys that you went to bully.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: They were going dig dig dig dig them, dig them
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: dig but r dnking ding ding ding ding ding. And
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: then the dice they are the older comedies knew it
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: dunk ding ding right, And then he started he started
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: going that way and then they would go on. Last
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: night they were going this, and I swear to God, dude,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: he walked like Jesus above the tables and ran up
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: the comedy store.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Whoa, that's the whole story about a man getting bullied.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Oh well, I think that was just their relationship.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: I thought it was all these comments that I knew
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: each other when I first because he was like he
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: was looking at them. But he'll give me like a
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: like a smirk.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, Don still goes in it.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: So those guys must have seen this guy, because those
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: guys are way before he and I'm way before her. Yeah,
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: So that means this is something that's been going on.
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: For I've seen Don bully Robert. I've seen him be
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: like the only one in the room just coming and be.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Like fuck this guy. Yeah, and then he would bring
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: him up. This next guy is a Nazi and a pedophile.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: He said that, and then he brought him up, and.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: I was like, what the hell.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard going on. You learned that people have
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: like thirty weird.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: You remember the bush Man. No, he was a guy
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: that was dressed up like a he was like an
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: African guy, but he.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Was oh boy, no, no, I'm like I'm like Proba.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Believe me, brother. They're all highly intelligent. I don't know
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: what it's like.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: China Man, remember China Man.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a colude that she bro like, kind
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: of like Michael Blackson pre Michael Blackson probably right, and
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: he may have lived in giving out tennis lessons I
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: guess during a day. So so he was he was
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Pete who was top Barrows on the stage and the
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: bush Man started heckling him bro hardcore just like the
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: way you saw it. Yeah, and then he goes, ah,
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: the bush Man a man whose career is over but
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: doesn't know it. I mean, it's so funned, like I
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: remember like people like people when I was seeing that hardcore.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: And then I was talking to Duno's young comed he's
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: like twenty just twenty five. He goes, oh, man, you
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: grew up in the mean days.
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: Huh right, yeah, well there's still kind of mean. They're
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: just a different kind of passive passive aggressive.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: That's worse. I hate it's worst, massive bullshit. A young
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: comic right now that I know he's dealing with like
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: some of these.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: Don't tell comics, younger comics, and he's just like he's like, man,
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: they just like they shut me out.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: And then later on messaged me, Oh, sorry, I didn't
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: talk to you earlier.
• 52:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: I talked to an older female comic once and she's like,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: she's been around longer than me. I want to make
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: her name. But she said, because I told her, like you,
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: white comics seemed to get all along all the time,
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: she goes, don't believe that ship, yeah, ship, white comics.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: They work in silence.
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: Yo.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck? But then I remembered,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I remember this comic. My wife told me she was
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: a waitress at the comic as a laugh factory that
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: had had all the comics on the laugh factory go
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: audition to a movie just to just to get denied.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: He said, yeah, there's a lot of games, but they
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: are They all got it. They all got invited for
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: to read for Rose. But what happened was those roles
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: were already given to promising actors, but they got to
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: make it look at this and to have people audition.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: So that's when they call the comics that fool. Didn't
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: be stucid it. They didn't like. They all auditioned and
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: they all got the big fat nose. Some of even
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: got fake callbacks.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, me to some to an up and
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: coming comic bro, it's him reading the email. I got
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: a call back.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: Oh yay, this is it.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: I can wait all hopeful and then like if you
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: were like that was a comment that says, I don't
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: work with black other comics, I don't like female comics.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: I don't like working with fat latino because I'm a
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: fat Latino.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get that.
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: I get that too.
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: What they'll be like, I don't want it's it's unfortunate.
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: But sometimes I'll get I heard one and be like
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: I don't want another woman to open before me, And
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: I'm like what you know what I mean? Because they're
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: like it's too close or I don't want this one
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: comic I swear I got recently, he goes, can you
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: open for me?
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: And but you have to be clean?
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: He's like, I don't want a woman go up there.
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: First joke out of his mouth was like pussy, you
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: know when pussy's.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: In the ass. I was like, wait, why do I what?
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Why do I have to be clean? You're not clean
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: in the room clean.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: The one that shocks people first.
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: Yet also I'm not a dirty comic like that, So
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: I was just like, huh, Like what do you mean? Like,
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: why do you want me to be like super duper clean?
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: And he was like, well, because women go up there
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: and they say the crazy I'm like, what are you talking? Yeah,
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: so it's very irritating that I don't like. I'm like,
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: you're the headliner. They're here to see you. You don't
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: need to worry about the opener.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: But the race thing's always been like I think I'm
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: not even kidding eyes. I think he might be the
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: first Latino comic to take me to open up for him. Yeah,
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: I've never had any other, even back home, where the
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Mexican comical approached me. Cause it is the it is
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: the I gotta have a white comic go for me
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: because I don't want to show my perspective.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: People are walking bro, is your hair, Lotts, your mullet, lots,
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Bookies or de Barge.
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: I think the bar is bro you look like les
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: sleepy to me. Listen, that's who I always think that
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: when I see her, I go, that's mean as fun?
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Is that me?
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: I didn't know. I didn't mean I like her, so
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: do I but I'm not there dancing at the flea market.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: But theirs that we called her a thing here and
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: then later on, she ended up playing Chewbacca in some
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: concrete video. Yeah, because that's because I told her that.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: I said, like, fuck, it's just the hair, damn space balls,
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: junk Candy.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: No, I'm seeing it in the face now she looks
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: like my mom. Yes, she does a little bit.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: Joe, I'm about to hold on. I'm gonna walk out.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: No, you're not. No that she does look like John Candy.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Picture him dancing.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: I'm from the Big No, I see it. I one
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: hundred percent see it.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: It's crazy. What's crazy about? Okay? See y'all make it?
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: Okay, now makes your favor ice cream flavor? How fat
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: do you think I am? I would just have that
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: all deck there is There is no fucking this ship.
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: Maybe like a I like an Oreo cookie, like a
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: cookie and cream kind of like when it has like
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: a little is that crazy cookie?
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Fucking Moose tracks? Man ghetto flavors?
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: What's the Moose tracks?
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: You ever had?
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: Moose Tracks is usually a cheaper ice cream. It's uh,
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: I find it at Walgreens. You all sorts of ship
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: in it.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: That ice cream has has Yeah, that one with chime.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: It is e BT ice cream A little bit you know,
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: what it is.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: I'm allerged to nuts, so that's why I haven't had
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: It's test peanut.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: But what's your favorite ice cream for you? Ad, you're
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: judging people with the moose tracks.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: I know. I'm like, I have a lot of flavors
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: of bad ice cream, bro right now, the Rocky Road.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: But lately I've been eating regular vanilla ice cream or
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: pecan whatever. But I saw, my wife saw this thing,
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: so I've been putting this this pumpkin seed oil. This
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: fucking pumpkin seed oil.
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Look it up and you pour it over the ice cream.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: It takes it to the next level.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Broe oil, It's black.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: It just pour it over it. Bro. It's almost like,
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: oh my god, Bro, I can't even name it. Right now.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: There it is right there, that oil. You pour that
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: pumpkin oil over your ice cream. Pistachio chocolate, not strawberry.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Stay away from the fruits. The white ice cream. I'm
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: telling you, I'm telling you right now. Bomb is bomb. Bro.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: It is delicious.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Karate chop your hand if you.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Okay? Is that what is that pumpkin seed oil right on.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Top of like what you're gonna put it on top with?
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Is it sweet, is it?
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: No, it's not sweet. It's like it's like grounded up oil.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Leave punkin seats and it's over there is right there?
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: What do you even gets it?
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: You got see he's been on you've been on a
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: healthcare The money's changed you, No, the money has not changed.
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: They're like, I've never seen nothing like this.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they don't. They don't. They don't sell this
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: at rouse or food for us for me.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: You know your algorithm, ma, when you hit the algorithm, man,
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: people killing their babies. They find the killing their babies.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? That's insane?
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: And it makes the ice cream taste better?
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Yes it does.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, you know my algorithms fat women in Mexican restaurants.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Your algorithm is hitting cameras, browing deadly its crashes.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, because I watched police body camera videos. Why why not?
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: You don't?
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: You don't watch that?
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Ship?
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: No, because I'm skinn' gonna see somebody I know, and
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: I don't want to get.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Involved and like gonna see somebody she knows. Do you
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? Involved?
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: Like on a police camera video. I feel like I'm
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: gonna see a cousin. But girl, you know I don't
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: want to get I feel like, I really feel like
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna see somebody I know.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I want to see somebody.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: I want to see somebody. I know. I want to
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: be on my wife. My wife said the widest, most
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: privileged thing ever. She's like, I want to get arrested someday.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: That is crazy. The fuck are you talking about.
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: That's how I know you're providing a good life for her.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: No, it's just the life she grew up.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: She grew up in a gated community, so she's never
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: experienced crime. Yeah, I mean I've never been arrested. I
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: should have been arrested. You've never been a handcuffs at
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: least in my life. Wow, we had different lives. Well, No,
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: I've been pulled over and stopped and I've been pulled over.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: He told me to put my hands on the thing
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: and then they drive away.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: I've done that where they just check you.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: You brought me in for questioning once at the Hollom
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Bank Police Department, and it's having done with that bench
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: with a handcuffs now playing around on the bench and
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: a handcoff myself.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: You locked yourself up?
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: You like that's and like and then they go, okay,
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: come in for a question.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: I kind of locked myself on this bench. You know,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: we don't have a key for that. And he sat
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: down with me, talking to me. Beto, I guy I
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: can showed up with a key.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: That was really nice, down and talk to you. You
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: thought it was funny.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: Why would you do that?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: You know, you're just a kid. You're playing with stuff.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would love to see like you're in a
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: body camera video like back in the day. Yeah, that
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: would like if they had body camps back in the day.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: My first moving driving ticket was me making a left
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: turn in front of the police station. Illegal left turn
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: with no seat belt, no insurance, bringing the girl in
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: the car. But the guy let me go, bro have
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: no driver license?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: No not you had no driver's license, no insurance the car,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: they have seat belts, pregnant girl in the car.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: You knew the girl.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: That's such an l a story because he just didn't
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: want to do all that paperwork, like you had so
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: much ship on your like you know what I mean,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: you did.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: He just didn't really the fun Let me tell you, man,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: she's right, She's right. The dirtier you are, yeah, the
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: more you get away with sh.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: So much paper.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: It was not a big crime. I am that I did.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: I wasn't drinking. I didn't. I told her I'm sorry, officer,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: I don't have a driver. Then he gets to the
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: car driver less than her or anything. I was just
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: trying to take my girlfriend to why my moral hospital.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: And she saw how young we look and just let
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: us go. And she looks she was seventeen. Okay, I
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: was like nineteen nineteen.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: The luckless do up, dude done. It's the best time
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: getting away. No, yeah, if you had that.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: He got away with all those data, that stuff. He's
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: told me some stories. I'm like, hell, yeah, dude, I've
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: had a few of those. I've been in the car
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: with my cousin or somebody. He had nothing, and they
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: just let us go because like I knew. He was
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: like it was gonna be a lot of paperwork, and
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: it was like three of us, and they were like,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: I ain't doing three people's paperwork. It was like get
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: out here. And they were like get off the road.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: They told you, they say go home, but they were like, yeah, I've.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Gotten a couple. I've gone away with a couple of
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: DUI's yo, what happened. He's pulled me over. He's just like,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: you've been drinking. No, and then it just fuck, it
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: was high.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: It was so hot.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: So just let you go, dude, and you want to
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: know what it is? Just the way I look too,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: it was like I was I look fifteen. It looked
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: like somebody did this ship like a version. Fuck out
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: of here, dude.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: I can say but that all the time.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: They don't think I'm like some stoner asshole because it's
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: like I drove my mom's car and it was full
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: of like kids stuff and she has like crosses hanging
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: and stuff, you know what I mean. I could just
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: I just be like, Hi, I'm just coming from the bank.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: And I was like his hell, you know, you know,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: I was like smoking them and I was.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: Like, You've never been arrested for lipping.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: I've been arrested, bro. It's like being arrested and being
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: charged of being locked up a three different days man,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Because it's like winning an Oscar. Man, I've been nominated
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: but never won. You know, I've been arrested but.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Never been charged.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Right, that's me. I've been arrested but never been charged.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: I was released under my own Reconnissan something like Thatgnizance.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: There you go, how is the worse if you never
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: I'm glad. I'm so glad. I'm gonna deal with none
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: of that stuff no more because I would. Hey, oh man,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: I remember walking into court and like the tickets already
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: two hundred dollars. You think you show up with two
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars. You show up with two hundred dollars to
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: pay this ticket like an honest I'll lay honest loose
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Los Angelinos. You want to pay? That ticket is two
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars in the court the judge, they add one
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: hundred and seventy percent assessment to the ticket. You know
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: what that means that I'm only gonna pay. I'm gonna
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: pay t one hundred dollars. Now I gotta pay a
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: next to three hundred and fifty dollars on top of
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: that ticket, because I gotta pay one hundred percent of
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: that was what's one hundred percent of two hundred another
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: two hundred seventy percent of fucking two hundred fucking sixty.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: So I gotta pay four hundred and sixty dollars for
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: the ticket. I only show up to a two hundred
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: So being the person that I am. I'm not gonna
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: give I'm already mad. I'm not gonna give them a
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: two hundred dollars today. I'm gonna have for an extension
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: because that's gonna turn into a fucking warrant. Hey, the
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: fucking SUSA and Rescue continue. It starts right now, motherfucker.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah right, And that's why, like most people get suspended
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: licenses and ship Yeah, dude, So yeah.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: I'm two hundred dollars fucked. I'm going to Hong Kong now.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: You know I'm gonna go buy drugs. You know I'm
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: over I'm over this. I'm over this, dude.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my life, my license suspended that fucking way.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Why why am I even gonna You're gonna try to
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: trick me? How did you get here? I drove my car?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Oh you drove your car? You have a driver license?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Fuck it's bullshit too, because like I've done there.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: I love this thing. And I paid like I had
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: like almost one hundred percent of it.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: I was like five dollars off and they're like there's
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: like a five dollar processing fee, and I was like, oh,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 6: I don't have can I just pay like three hundred
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: dollars and not the five dollars. And they're like, no,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: we need the full thing. And I was like, well,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: you're not gonna fuck you. You're not getting you know what?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: I mean, Like, I have most of it. Why won't
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: you take most of it?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: What is going on?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: They won't take most of it either. They want the
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: full They want the full thing, up to the penny.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: Up to the penny. Have you guys fought a ticket before?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: Leave. They try to give me community service bro. I
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: was like, nah, I'm good, Bro. I'd rather just do
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: the time. I have one hundred dollars bro to culture team,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: that's gonna I don't want to win.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: I mean I really get that too. I don't like probation.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: I might just do the time. None of the stuff.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: Don't let them house arrest you for a long time.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: Just do the time. I fucking I got a.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: Cell phone ticket and I showed up to courts and
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: people just say pay it. I'm not paying ship not
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: a cop didn't show both times? Oh then you got
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: both times didn't show.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were trying to get me to pay four
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars. I was like, fuck this, I'm showing up.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: Are you on the phone, h Are you on the phone? Yeah, okay,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: fuck you.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: I'm always on my phone. I'm working, always on. If
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: i'm driving.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: Duy never never, neither.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: I've never gotten to Duy.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: I never got it.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: I've driven home fucked up. But then the whole was it?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: You hear when you get your always take fountain? So
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: is that what they say? I always take fountain?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: I had a board in front of the cop once.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: He just told me to go home, you know what,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: welcoming out of Lucy's the laundromat, and I as soon
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: as sliding door opened, I tied the real perfect to
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: go that this and then the sign door closed behind
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: me and I hit the ball and the police car
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: showed up with four cops. I said, was just that happened?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: And I got pulls up right in front of my face?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: Did you just hit a ball right now? Yeah? Out
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: of here? That's your fucking face ever again.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: I'm gotten that a thousand it's.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: So quiet, and went, yeah, but my clothes are drying
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: right now, get the fuck out of here.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: I waited an hour, bro, and then I came back
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: with different clothes.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: You changed the sky, I just yeah, I don't know
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: if he was serious.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Dog, here'll let me go.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: He owns me now, right, and like, I just want
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: you to get the fuck away from them. The cops
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: will just like get get move, get away from me.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: They never want to actually punt, well, at least for me.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: They never want to take me in or do anything.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: But I was like, get out of here. I've been
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: told to get out of every mall. I've been in everything. Well,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: you know, we were in there being bad.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: But when marijuana was totally legal, bro, like in the nineties.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: I remember the cops got my friend. We had we
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: had just came out of the liquor store. Man, it
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: was one forty eight am. They ever this liquor store,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: bro was fucking They'll close at one thirty, right, they'll
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: close the gate at one thirty. Half of the neighborhood
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: is buying alcohol behind the gate now before it turns two,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: so they keep signing alcohol behind the gate. He'll give
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: me a six pack, all right, the folk get a
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: six pack, and then he'll give me the bag and
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: then he'll pull the beer and I put in my
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: back to the the whole bad one. Those states back
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: won't come out of the gate. So I remember I
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: was fucking out buying alcohol like that, right, And I
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: turned around and the housing authority police, the project police,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: and they pulled over. My friend had three sacks of weed,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: sas you had three log time banks. And then the
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: cop just opened it up. She opened it up, and
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: she put it on the floor and with her boots
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: she just grinded it off to the ground. Dude, she
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: knows she wanted to get the fuck out of here.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: We came back with our saliva hand him just picked
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: it all up like this.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: You're sticky, It all nasty, all nesty. Well, they disagree.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: I've brought it up, like I don't know if you've
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: talked about it yet.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: But the thing going on in Texas the legalities because
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: it's potheads.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: That other states worst that already. Iowa is like that
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: already and all of the other states.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: Right, yeah, but I know, kany and people in Texas
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: who smoke weed, I'm so confused, used, Like you know,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: it's like when Lah they said weed was illegal. But
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: my whole like all nineties I saw people smoking outside
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: in California in LA like everybody was smoking straight outside.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: Since you were a little kids. I was a kidused
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: to it, you know, something that people did. It was
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: like drinking a beer exactly.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: And so like I know in Texas, like they I
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: know they got weed there, so what is what do
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: they mean? It's like super illegal. I don't even understand
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: how it's gonna be, you know what I mean, like everybody,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 6: we still got weed there. But they still like the
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 6: black market weed.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: They still like the fact that people are on black
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: market weed, you know, like buying it from the dope man,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: you know, not going to dispensary. There's no taxation and
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: like that. It's a little hard to not yeah you smoke, yeah.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Damn you yeah, come on, but I used to because
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: compared to a cruise ship, what what's more illegal? The
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: cruise ship or Texas text? The crew.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: Know the cruise ship, I think maybe worse a plane.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: I work a cruise ship. Do you know they don't
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: they serious?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 6: I feel, Oh, I don't know, I don't know. You're right, yeah,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 6: but they say it's on a cruise ship. They'd be
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 6: like they search all your stuff. They are dead serious.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: They like they'll they'll make sure for the for I
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: work them, they'll do a random check if they catch
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: you with weed, automatic firing right right right, they'll work.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know how true they said, but they
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: say that alcohol is down in sales in Texas.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Is that why? I think that could be the constus
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: WO legalized.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: It's just alcohol. But I don't think it's just alcohol
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: that's paying lobbyists for marijuana. It might be the church too.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: You know, like if there's a church here with two
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: hundred people that show up every week off and on,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: those two hundred people are putting ten dollars in the back,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: that's two thousand dollars, eight thousand dollars a month. Now
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: it's some of these people start getting high and they realize,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't need God no more. This is all.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Never believe this. I can't believe this before so that
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: they started to slip away, bro and the fucking because
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: the church religion always has put their money and lobby
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: has have to stop entertainment from the beginning of time.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: When the circus will come into town, they will put
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: up flyers. Here comes the pickpocketers again of the Pickpocketer.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: Don't let these guys wrong, Wild Demonic and the and
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: the movies came around. Oh, this is the sign of
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: the devil rock and roll, the devil, wrap, devil, roadwork devil.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, you know what, they might be right about that.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: They might be right about that crowd work. Thinking about it,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: some of these crowd work comics are heathens.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: I just.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: I've never felt like like Texas like flying in. I've
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: I've had a couple of gigs coming up. I've always
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: flown in in general. But is there anything extra happening
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: or no? For what just flying into.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: Texas with weed?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I never really fly.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: I feel like doesn't say it's so popular anywhere you land.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 6: You can find what you need anywhere, like I don't
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 6: know why people I don't know. I feel like it'll
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: be around you can.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: But we're also cuns from California, right, I don't want
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: to get there like the week?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: What year did when you did you start hearing the buck? Okay,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: there's there's the chronic right that was the ninety three
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: Okay for example ninety three, and there was good humble
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: weed nineteen eighty five, right, but before that it was
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: like bullshit we never heard of like since to me,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: California Gold, Hawaiian Gold, but when the cush come.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: Out, cush has to be around the late nineties two thousands.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: It has to be.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: So when it came out, it was strong, bro, it
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: was like strong.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: It had to be early two thousands.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, when cush came out. I have friends comics that
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: went to Houston, Texas do shows, and they were telling
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: me that they sold a gram of cush inside the
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: club for seventy five dollars.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: That makes sense.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: I was blown away.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's amazing.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: But if you've been but if you're by weeding, go
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: out there with the year ninety six really.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: Blew up in popularity, became a westg stag.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, because I remember that even the guys that
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: we were getting it from shout out to you know
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: who you are, you know right there in Silver Lake.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: He wanted seventy five dollars for an eighth.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: For an eighth in nineteen ninety nine, and you paid it.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the three of us split it. The three
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: of us who split it.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: Now it's so readily accessible that you're I mean, you
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: can find fire ounces for seventy if.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: You think that those prices are going to come back
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: to Houston, Texas clubs, ninety dollars an eighth thirty five
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: dollars for a joint. No, people, are you gonna people
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: are saying, at the price of black market marijuana in Texas,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: it's gonna go sky high to the point of of
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: no of prohibition. Oh okay, that they're gonna open up.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: They're opening it up a big market. People are gonna
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: get rich.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: I'd like to think that the voters will stop that
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: from happening. I'd like to think what the big corporations
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: coming in and getting rich off it.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: But I'm probably wrong.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: I don't know, but I feel like, no matter what,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: people are gonna be smoking, you know what I mean,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 6: they gonna make it no matter.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: What, whether it's seventy five dollars a gram or seven dollars.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: They don't put it in a pot.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 6: They're gonna get a seed somewhere and strong weed is yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 6: they're gonna find it like it's not gonna be a
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 6: big deal.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: Then your whole everybody smoking your chat.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody smokes in this goddamn chat.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: Indian NYC. I heard of cush for two thousand and
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: two thousand and eight. Oh man, if you're coming to
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: right now, did you an't hear about any ridiculous prices
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: for cushion in the beginning? And I think it was
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Alaskan Thunderfuck.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: What's the most expensive you've ever paid for weed? Like
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: in general? Like in a pinch on the road?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: Ninety dollars for how much weed? Three point five?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: Oh god, eight.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: Ninety was seventy five? Bro I was last comic Standing tour.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: I was in Orlando, Florida, at the Hot Rock Cafe,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: and the guy that was working there, I asked him,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: and then he brought it and I just gave it
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: to him, no questions asked. I didn't complain because he
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: just brought it to me in the theater. On the streets,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: the extra twenty five was for my cab right to
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: go pick me somebody, which I didn't want to do.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, So you got to think about that.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: One man, you paid one hundred dollars for an eighth
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: on the road. You gotta think about it because you
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: paid the twenty five, the extra fifty, the fifty dollars
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: you would have spent on your uber ride maybe yeah,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: or twenty five dollars for you override. You gotta put
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: that into your expense Now, if the guy shows up,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: you gotta think about his expense. He drove to get
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: it for you. You gotta always add twenty five dollars.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: Like Uber each prices. You kind of have to like
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: an inflation delivery fee.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: But the saddest thing was when I would go to Houston,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Texas and how much you have it? Bro, sixty dollars
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: and I paid sixty dollars and they gave me a
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: whole hounce of shwag.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 6: Wow, I ain't never seen nothing like that. You never
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 6: seen shwag, No like, not a not like for sixty dollars,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 6: like a whole ounce.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was. It was so cheap in Houston,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: Texas to buy stress. It was. It was that weed
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: that you see those old brother smoke ones that just
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: spoke blunts all day. It comes smashed right, and a
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: birdlegg in there or something.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: It doesn't like this birdle You just grind it up
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: and let my choka or steak yeah, steak, yeah it does.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Look But the.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: Stressed nineteen ninety five weed, Oh my god, Bro, I've.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: Only ever smoked that once and it was from Ogi
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: black dude. It was from that. It was smashed and
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: I've never seen that before. Thirty eight hundred dollars for
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: a pound?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Broude, how much for a pound?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: Thirty eight hundred dollars.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: For a cushed pound back in the day, yell here
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: and nine.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: If they catch you in Texas and shwagg wey today,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: they probably just let you go. They're probably just like,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: that's not there's.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: No weed in that. I told a joke that I
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: want to tell me I was arrested with a bat
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: with a horrible weed. I told a cop to rite
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: down on up people. Could you say right that it
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: was crying. I want to go into jail the legend,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: you know it's right. I want to go to jump
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: and then everyone knows that this motherfucker was caught with
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: the bionic shit. Yeah, don't tell them. You would caught
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: me with that Mexican ship. Bro.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: It seemed to me.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: I just came back from like Aspen.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 6: I was on some shows up there, and no one
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 6: talks about being trapped in a really expensive place where
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 6: you're like.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: The we shop?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: Was that one we shop? I paid like one hundred
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: dollars for an.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: Eighth Was it good? It was pretty good, but like
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: one hundred.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 6: Dollars for an eighth is crazy, But I was trapped
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 6: up there, like you know what I mean, Like I
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 6: had nowhere else to go.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: That's how I felt when she told me.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: I knew it was gonna be expensive, but I was
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: like one hundred dollars.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: When did you go, well, like a month ago for
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: a festival?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess it was a they called it like
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 6: the snow Masks. They have like a festival during this
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 6: time they take comics up there.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: Bro that place so rich, it's so rich that the billionaires, Yeah,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: kicked out the American billionaires.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: Wait wait, which the European billionaires.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: Like kicked out the American billionaires.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: That's how rich they are. They ad you not.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: This was the first time I've ever had this my hotel,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: Like what is it called?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: Like the fee?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 6: You gotta pay it in the beginning, you know, it
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 6: was one thousand dollars. What the first way to God
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 6: to like stop to be like, hey, can I stay
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 6: here for the night? And I couldn't have to call
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 6: my manager but like, hey girl, I ain't got a
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 6: thousand dollars, Like why did you book me for this?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: To stay at this hotel? I can't And she was like.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, we have to call the venue
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: and ask them. Yeah, one thousand.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: Dollars okay, Man, I went there with a bunch of escobar,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? Yeah, and we were starving. Man, there
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: were no fast food places like, there were no there
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: were no taco badges that huh.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: Butcher's blood sugar was low.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Man, ended up a bunch of that gas station
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah there's only one.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I bout a coffee during a pickle.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, but sixty crazy combo.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: How rich their faces? Bro, We're an Aspen, bro in
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: the middle of high elevation and there's a little a
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: little gift shop, a little store. And guess what they
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: saw there. Yachts.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, at the gift shop. It's it's a little boat.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: It's crazy, it's expended. It's it's like a different world.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 6: And like we tried to get out with Delta, but
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 6: they made a stay over through the night because all
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 6: the private planes were taken off. They wouldn't let like
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 6: the official like Delta flight thing. It's like next level, bro.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: The Aspen might be rich, but their ass, their their
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: airport was made by the by the fucking the person
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: that decided that that designed all the great hum buses
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: in America, especially the one in Albany, New York.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: Really, yeah, is that is that old? The airport?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: All right here, bro, this is more fancier than that airport.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: It really is.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 6: It really is no food, no, okay, the airport as
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 6: one terminal kind of maybe two.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: You say, sucks Asspen, this fucking guy the Aspen for
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: suck Aspen.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: But the city itself is super because I've never I'm poor.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: You know, I just got a show there. It was
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean, I've never been.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: It's it's not it's just not for me. They just
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 6: I'm not supposed to be there. And I know that immediately,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean, like you want to go?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: That's when you say that because when I'm me and
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: I'm boys. Were people watching walking around Aspen. We're watching
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: people show up to the to the thing, to the
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: what you call it, the the place where everybody needs
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: to go up the mountain.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: Oh the snow lift or like snow left.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: So everybody was showing up and checking into the hotel,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: but the snow left were high. Then we saw these
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: two black girls show up right and then they were
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: all like wearing like more like there for a photo
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: shoot instead of skiing. So I started following them, and
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: it was a friend, what are you doing? I'm gonna
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: follow them, bro? So they complain about something right right?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: Why more gonna follow me? And ship?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Because I want because they were staring at us. I
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: want to see what they say about them. I want
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: to see how they react. Why staring and ship? They
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: got me all parked up.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: That's not exactly like them.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: I know them, and I know they are.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: I know they are, and that's them.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: But now, man, they were just as confident as every
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: other rich person there, bron. The you know, the rich
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: people and aspens. You know, the rich people from the
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: poor people. The uglier the fucking hat the rich of
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: the white woman is the uglier the hat. The uglier
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: the hat is the rich, the most richest person she
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: is because the hat is so ugly and hideous that
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: you don't give a fuck while everybody takes bro, you
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: don't give a fuck that if you have real friends
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: will roast you all day for that hat. These hats
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: are ugly, bro.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do the.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: Vest the puffer vests and stuff. You can tell you
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: about the outfit.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, this is the dumb and dumber. Was
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: not joking when yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah exactly, Like that's what I'm saying, Like those puffer
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 6: little outfits.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: It's like you're like, oh, okay, uglier.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: I only know the darker the white man, the burn,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: the most the burn the white man looks, the richer
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: he is. Okay, if you see a man with a
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: leather face like he should be doing Marlborough commercials, the
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: motherfucker filthy rich skins cancer.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: They're dying. They got skin cancer.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: They okay, they tried so hard and aspect not to
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: hire like regular Americans that they got to go hire
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: people from Colombia and ship damn to be the servers. Hi,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: where you're from Columbia?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: Really from Columbia, Colombia. I didn't talk to know. I
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: stayed in the hotel. I was scared.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: I'm scared of rich people. Like are you like really? Yeah,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 5: like really really?
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: Like, yeah, not an entertainment because there's a level of
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 6: like you under they have to entertain so there is
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 6: a humbling talk to you, right, you know what I mean?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Actual rich people who don't got to talk to anybody,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: I was dropping at the airport.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 6: They were talking about the planes and they're like, when
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 6: I fly, I take off at forty two, nots.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, this is a different Yeah, yeah,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: I go on Frontier, a special coming out or anything, No, yeah, yeah,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: I'm working on it.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got stuff coming out.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: I'm on the road.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: I have spots coming.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: Out on plug it.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 5: Right now the time, Right now's the time.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 6: Now I'm being San Diego and Sacramento. I'm doing Punchline Cop,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 6: I'm doing the New York comedy Fast That. My show
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 6: is gonna be on that in November. I got some
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 6: school up. You know, we're trying to stressful by January.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, you know I only wear a yakki
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 6: forty two.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: I'm black. This ain't this ain't my quality?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: Is this?
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: Elsa?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: Why did you give yourself the Beaber? Give your up
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: the Beaver in the two thousands four and you gave
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: her the George wat No way, can I get the
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: camera up? I want to see No, no camera mystery
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: so I can see so some mystery. Wow ship Wait, okay,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: now I like this, But Sleepy went blonde you look great.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: Actually this is actually a great little hold on.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: Hold on bank teller.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: I kind of really like this.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: There is no miss no doubt fire.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: This is no doubt fire. It's a full bang.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: Damn bro, you do like fucking.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: Sleepy dog. Don't forget the Netflix.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 6: Oh yes, the funny Yes, the funny man, I really am.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna They told me to smoke, so I wore
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: my teaching shong.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah it's my people.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, watch Funny Funny f on Netflix.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: I'm on it. Well spoiler alert what I love both.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: I know. I know the people come up to you
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: a lot. They come up to me and say nice
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: mean things. Because I eliminated episode too. They're like, they
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: robbed you, dog. I was like, thank you.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: Show.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks kind of national coach man, you know,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: like you.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: Coach dog.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: I like that, Like I like the I like trying
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: to get.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: Actually like an Argentinian prisoner. Huh you do, like like.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 4: I eat something in prison and you're gonna get me
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: weed and ketamine or something like that. That's the ketamine
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: guy right there.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, are these even women's with what kind
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: of like who these are?
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: The are wigs from the History for Fools. That's that's
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: the more like a judge wig this yeah, and yours
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: more like a high ranking wig, like when during the
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: Wig era you'll be like rich, you're rich. You are
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: also rich.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: I'm an aristocrat. What's the fortune teller from Telemundo? You
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: remember that?
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: Pho oh wat?
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah right here, I'm telling you for your tarot card
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: reading man.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: Be some only family. This is crazy.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: Ship el Patriots elfotriot over here. But it looks like
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: a president look crazy off with his head there you go? Wait?
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: Who's wait?
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: Wait? Wait?
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: Why did they wait till she find out Butch war
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: before her? Who's Butch? What's going on?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: I'm scared? You got diabetes?
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 5: What's happened?
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: Wait? Wait wait wait? Who's books?
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: What's wrong him? He's got fleas stopped? Okay?
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: Good?
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: Good?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: I was like he even half hair?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: Okay good, that's that's but get him out of him?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: What else do you have coming up? You are Kevin
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: Hart's twenty Yeah.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: If you know, I'm working on some projects, I'm on
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: the road and I'm hitting the road. No, I just
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: don't you know what it is. I'm bad at no
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: I'm just I really have a bad memory.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: The swimming team. Yes, the letter I earned the swimming team.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: You went to Roosevelt High.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: Damn doo.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: You are from l A.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: Wait where where it's okay, se, I don't know that's
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: a big deal. Where did you go?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: No, it's just a classic l A school. That one Hamilton, Like,
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: Do?
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: I went to Hawthorne Math and Science Academy. It was
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: a charter school.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: My mom tried.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: I was supposed to.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 6: I was supposed to go to ingle With High and
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 6: my mom was like, you cannot go there because we
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 6: had like gang problems my cousins and stuff.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: So I went to a charter school.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: Shout out to charter school normally before when we were kids,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: that was before it was chartered, they would call it
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: gift that. Then gift that became a real bad tonement
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: to gifted. People thought they were retarded but they were
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: actually smart. And before gifted, which was I was, then
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: it was called a magnet school.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. Yes.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: I was pulled out out of my class because I
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: was smart. I guess I showed talent.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 5: The gay program.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they put me in this program where I was
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: learning better Ship. We stopped using glue in that class.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: We were in the same class. I'm not drunk.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 6: I think it was like the gay program. And then
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 6: they were like, Okay, you can go this other school,
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 6: but I want to go to Inglewood High.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: I really did.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: It was so fun. You wanted to.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 5: I really wanted to, just to experience a normal high Yeah,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 5: because everybody.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: Was a nerd.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 6: All my people went to M I, T and SHIP.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 6: I was like, you know, and I'm a comic, you
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 6: know what I mean, So obviously I wasn't so into that.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 6: I was like, I love science and stuff, but not
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 6: that much.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: When you were a kid, did you know about all
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: these programs that they were like that they were they
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: had for inner city schools that were inter city schools. Well,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: my high school, man my junior high. My junior high
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: had a program where you could apply for all these
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: charter schools that she has all over the country, not
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: just here. Like if you wanted to go learn about
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: marine biology, you could sign up to get bus to
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: San peg Junior High Sant Peter High School because Sant
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: Pegier High School has a marine biology school marine biology
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: to learn about learn about the ocean and yeah, and
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: if you wanted to learn to go like like fuck
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: it the arts, like a singer, actor, a musician, they
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: will send you first to Bancroft Junior High School. Bro. Wow,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: and then you will go to a school where she
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: lives because they have more music over the at uh
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: some school I thought with the am for the morning side,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: but I don't know. Man. One of those also whether
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: the Pasadena High School man were all piru. That was
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: a good music school to go to.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: Now it has some really good like arts programs.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like for like public schools and stuff in La
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 6: I'm not like it was really Yeah, a lot of
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 6: these schools they do stuff.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: Now I didn't experienced any of that. That sounds like
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: public schooluld have been great.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bet yeah, Bro, you have to work with your dad.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I went to Catholic school because I kept getting jumped.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: Did you get did you get a scholarship from the
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: city or you might have to put her own cash
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: to pay for that.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: I got a scholarship from the city. They paid for
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: the first they paid for most of junior high and
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: then most of high school.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had to because my parents will like at
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: least get the scholarship to pay for high school. And
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: then they took a bank loan out because I was
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: with other the kids were rich, so they took a
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 4: bank load out from my Now I'm a comic and
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: it's let me.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: Go to fucking school.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: Somebody right there just hurt my feelings.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: They said, let's be the.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: Purple one number one.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. Philippe fell for the magnet Lie.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: He was sent to remedial learning and never realized no, Felipe.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 5: Honestly, I was thinking that to him. I was like interesting.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: I was like, they schools for adults who were gifted.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: What wait, they told you it was maybe finished? The
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: story man a lot of pregnant.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: You kicked me out. You're like, yeah, the cloud great
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: for cheating, broke. I did all kind of we were
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: learning about fish and I just couldn't take it no more.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 6: They used to like make us do like try to
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 6: create a video game and all kind of stuff like
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 6: to protect.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 6: I had all kind of crazy. They thought we were
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 6: trying to make a geniuses, but we just were like we.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: Just went to church every day.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: I had this argument on another podcast with Lisa about
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: because did you have those Did you have those classes?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know what they called when you were a kid.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: Just saw it.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: You get here laughing in the background.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: College. I don't know what they called him when you
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: were a kid. They're called college bound classes where the
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: class you take counts for college credit.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: Like AP classes, A course they didn't count, right.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: My wife says that it didn't, but I don't know
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: what re started school.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 6: She went to, man, would you take the tests and
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 6: like you get a certain score one through five and
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 6: all that stuff?
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 5: Okay, then yeah, yeah, they're supposed to count.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: Did you like what was the class though?
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: That whatever class?
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: Science whatever, science art? It was just an advanced But like,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 5: what was the one that was yours?
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: Did you take?
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: Remember? Bro?
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: Because I told her I took weightlifting. That's the college unit,
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: a college unit music one on one?
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 6: I got up to trig and then they was AP
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 6: calculus one and that was AP you know, that was
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 6: that's when the a I'm smart?
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like, they say you are?
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: You just say weightlifting?
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: And what was the other?
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: Baking? Would you say?
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: Piano? One on one?
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 4: It's the stuff that like senior citizens take at community
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: college on the board.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 6: God damn you, I actually really like this wig. I
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 6: gotta be honest, you like, I really like it's given.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 6: It's a nice gray bound.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's like a crown.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: So anyways, and I ended up being seventy credits short. Anyways,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't graduate high school. A teacher said I have
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: to come back and graduate when I'm twenty. Brought that
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: puff pack. You know, there's so.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 6: Many This is the thing I know about every La
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 6: Mexican I know truly, either they didn't graduate from high school,
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 6: or they excelled, like they just like they were like valedictorian,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 6: yeah you know what I mean. Or they're like I'm
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 6: not showing up no more.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: But didn't graduate high.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: School, Like and like I was victorian, But did you
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: have good grades?
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 6: Three point five three four point I had good enough,
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 6: But it was because my mom beat me, not because
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 6: I had a do you know what I mean?
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 5: Like, it's because I didn't have a choice.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 3: Really, but call those tiger moms, dude. Yeah, she wouldn't
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: call the Asian ones tiger moms.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well you know they're Jamaican immigrants, so she it
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 6: was more just like, you know what I've been through
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 6: I couldn't. She was like, yeah, raising people and walking
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 6: through the fore and I'm like, all right, was the
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 6: good grades?
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: B fuck?
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 3: I had three point like two point nine three point oh.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: I barely even showed up. I went all to sleep.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 4: I liked during class I fell asleep. People would have
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: to like I would go to detention a bunch because
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: of how much I fell asleep in class. I think
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 4: the teachers probably thought I had a sleep at me
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 4: or some ship.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, I did you have like a class called horticulture.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: We learned about plants and dig holes?
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: No, we had economic like the homeck ding hos horticulture.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: Horticulture he said, And you said, ding hos, just now right.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: You learn how to We would learn how to dig hose,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: dig holes.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: I was like, who's a dig house?
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 6: That would be the that would be the east, all right, right, No,
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 6: we didn't have any horticulture. We had this class. They
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 6: taught us how to shoot a gun. They talked to
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 6: change attire. Yeah, wait a minute, that's what I got.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: What the fun?
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: I learned that in school they teach you how to
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: shoot it, and then these are things that a dad
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: should teach you. He was a Mexican guy.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 6: He taught He was a Mexican teacher and he taught
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 6: the Mexican dad taught you how to fun. I don't
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 6: think he was supposed to.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 3: He had a fake.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 5: It looked real though. And what he taught us all
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 5: how to shoot?
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: Our horticulture class. When I think about it now, that
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: was another waste of time, bro, mm hmmm, Like why
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: you get that class? Bro? We ended up doing all
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: the gardening for the whole school for free and ship.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: That's the reason why the class exists is to have free.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: I wish that that that class would have gave me
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: credit for later on when I got to do community service,
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: like if I get a d U y what happened? Brother?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: He was seventy hours media service. Yeah, but I put
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: in one hundred hours of horticulture in high school. Shouldn't
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: that count right now? Just like my fucking college bound credits?
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 6: Right, dude, you should go to school, but go back
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 6: and be like I built this ship, like y'all walking,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 6: we're up did all this?
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: Since your question, you have you ever thought about going
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: back to get your.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: Bro? I reready surpassed college kids with no high school diploma.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm not I'm not saying. I'm just saying
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 3: if some people want to go back.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: For sometimes they asked me to go speak bro in
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: high school and like I can't speak politics stuff to
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: these kids because I do it their way.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah right right, it's so hard.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: He goes, you want to be a teacher and get
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: paid and fight for your pay, be a teacher, man,
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: If that's what you want.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 3: Whatever high school speech you're gonna give to the kids,
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: you got to do that, like a rehab center or something.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: No, not even a rehab center, bro, everything I all
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: my advice is that people taught me about standard is outdated.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: Or like people ask me, well, you gotta advice on comedy, bro,
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: If you want advice from a guy that took advice
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: from somebody from nineteen ninety six, or you want to
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: advice with somebody who's doing comedy in twenty twenty six, Yeah,
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: my advis ain't gonna word. Bro. I could tell you
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: go to a library and learn about comedy, but you
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: ain't gonna do that. Do what you do, bro.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: I know people.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 6: I just saw a comic who's like on TV and
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 6: he was like, I don't know anything. I'm not even
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 6: coming for him, but like he's like on SNLS.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: Just to talk about Leo Gozalez, all right, and.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 6: He's like, I've never seen SNL. He's like, he's like,
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 6: I didn't watch it, you know, I know the comedic. Yeah,
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 6: it don't even matter. You don't even need to know
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 6: nothing anymore.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 3: You can just fucking do it. Yeah.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: I will tell you this. If you're a young comic
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: and you don't even know how to write a joke,
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: do it. Go on chat jipt. Okay, well tell me,
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 2: give me, tell Chatt write me some jokes about hobos
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: and homeless people, and then go on stage and tell
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: those jokes and keep doing those jokes to develop a
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: way to write jokes for yourself. That's all I could do.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: Tell you also record yourself and put it out there man,
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: so people could comment and say, Man, hey, that's the
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: fucking chat gipt you wrote me the same jokes. You
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: think chat jipt really writing the same jokes for people?
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think people. I think more people are using AI.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: We try it right now, let's see on my phone.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 4: You're going to be super surprised, man, You're gonna be
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 4: super surprised at how scary chat GPT can write a
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 4: fucking joke.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 5: I'm already scared.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: Do credits college credits from high school in nineteen ninety
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: six count in twenty twenty six.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 3: They do, they do, they do.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 5: That's the point of education. It's supposed to.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: Never what I feel like, you know how people try
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 2: to try to grab you and go, hey man, you
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 2: still have there's like a lot of funds here you
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: have left over, like you haven't used up all this money.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: I thought maybe you have a thousand dollars. You haven't
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: been any try to contact you have a thought them
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: dollars always people will contact you that that and go,
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: hey man, you know you have a lot of college
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: credits left, you know, three hundred and fifty more you
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: could get associate's degree.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, how many credits are Where are you from
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 4: getting in associates?
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: Bro I'm seventy from a diploma, so I'm pretty sure
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: I'm very far from an associated It's also like from
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: diploma is a whole year and a half.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 6: All the kids are using chat GPT now, though, so
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 6: you can I feel like you can go back and
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 6: do it fast and quick.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 4: That's the problem, though, is that they're using chat GPT
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 4: and not figuring it out themselves. Yeah, you know what
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's the issue here. But because why do
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 4: it when you can just use.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 6: This a I think I know, And they think that's
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 6: like that's the They're like, that's the job. The job
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 6: is going to be, like how fast can you type
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 6: into chat GPT?
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: You're like, how many words per minute for chang? Can
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: you talk to chat GPT?
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: That is so you have a Netflix special?
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 3: You're a Netflix I wish I had a f special?
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 5: Can you talk to them?
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 3: Let them know?
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: Also, speaking of specials, that's a forward alert here, hold on,
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: what's up?
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: What's upful?
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: What's up for?
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: That's the fucking Bay Area. That's the fucking Bay Area.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: I'm from the Bay. October eight, people, Soul Through Here
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: will be filming his one hour special at the Comedy
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: Club and Ballflower Yeah, directed by Lisa as far As,
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: produced by Bromel Right Here, Engineer here, Felippe's World, Filippe's world,
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: first ever stand up special. And I'll be the opening
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: comic of the show.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: So that's so wonderful.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: So Martin Rizzo is gonna go up. I'm gonna do
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 2: fifteen minutes and then, so we're gonna do a whole
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: hour two shows October eight. October eight. Those tickets are
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 2: gonna start out fast, so let them. Let everybody know.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 5: Man, come on out, let me let me close out
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 5: the special.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 3: Let me get on that.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 5: Let me close it out next five at the end.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: That's funny. You do forty five minutes, not hour I'm doing.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 4: I'm doing forty five, but I'm doing a half hour.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 4: Did so I will sleep on the couch in the
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 4: studio and wake up for the podcast.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: No, it's just me, lucky.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 3: Guess that's just me that took a shower.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 4: Today and everything too. I was gonna look nice for
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: the Apparently I look fucking weathered.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: You look like bro. Go on now, but look look,
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: look up this actor.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 3: I thought you're gonna say Valentine.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: I was like, start Dean true heel. Wait my dad Valentine,
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: true heel.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 3: There's no Valentine true heel actor.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, bro from the seventies Mexico City, that fools in
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: the same play with my with my brother. Oh ship,
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: that's your brother, that's you, bro. Every time I see you,
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: I think of this guy you I like that show
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: an older picture of him.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, get up, Thank you God, God, you guys.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 3: He was a good actor, getting a lot not right
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: here as much he's this is his Arab.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know that the same last name too.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 3: No, hell oh, he had no idea that we had
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 3: the same last name.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: He's a great actor, Bro, My dad's favorite actor.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 3: That was your dad's favorite actor.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, he's a good actor. He man, this is
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: his movie history for fools. We're not talking about history
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: for fools, we're not talking about the even bench. But
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: I will mention that movie. He did a move with Juangabriel,
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: the singer No No Where. It's called The Other Side
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: of the Bridge where a kid Chicano has a mom
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: in the city to the singer named Huangabriel and he's
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 2: a singer and his brother's all pcp out loser and
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: your uncle plays that part through hell.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 5: Because like, why's he calling me your uncle?
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 3: Like my uncle, dude.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: Look at his biggest movie. His biggest movie ever was
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: a movie called perro Kye Hello one and two and three.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: It's called street Dog one and two. Bro. Let this
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: guy that fights everybody in the streets. Bro, that's you. Bro.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: I want to see this ship I never to see.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: My dad never showed me ship like this. He always
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: showed me like my dad.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that they related to you. Bro. There go bro. No,
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 2: my wife died.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: They do look really good. Such a crazy thing. No,
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 3: my wife died.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 3: Lady getting robbed in the corner.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: He fucking yeah, that's a crazy cover. Right there, there
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 4: is a lady getting robbed in the corner corner. It
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 4: looks like it looks like the signs of Tijuana, like
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 4: a family crossing.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 5: But it's just some dude stilling the somebody said Mexican
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 5: John Wick, is he huan?
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: He looks like however, bar Damn and the huangad Riet
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: at the same time. That okay, that's what you look like.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: Thank Youavi Burdam and Huangabrielle. You're fucking no.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 6: I know what.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would get teased by the cooks and like
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 4: because I would have my hair long, not mullet, and
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 4: they'd be.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: Like, gotta be up because he's gay, and he's just
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: like they used to do that all the time.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: Right now, Mullett's I think you look at him now
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: like a gay magician.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 5: Are you sticking with the mullet for life.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I want to get at some point. Yeah,
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: that man does magic.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who's he likes the Mexican Michael Jackson.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of Holy shit, he looks like a corpse.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Yeah, so that's me in the future apparently.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: So that's God. Damn.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 2: My mom didn't go like starstruck for anybody ever. She
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: never like got excited for a lot of people, but
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: she got excited for this guy.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: That guy would make her wet.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: Oh for real, bro, he's he's all gay.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: My mom got tickets by my little my little brother
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: who's gay who he bought tickets for my mom. Vi
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 2: P sat in the front and my mom sat in
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: the front with flowers. She showed up with flowers for him, bros.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: And that everybody showed up with bouquet rose roses, and
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: my mom gave one of the roses. Oh broke, My
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: mom goes whatnot whatever? Bro, So my mom got VIP tickets.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: They went backstage, and that fool never showed up because
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: VIP is bullshit, of course. So they just saw a
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: glimpse of him with his tower passing by, and I
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 2: was it. No picture, no nothing, cut two weeks my
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: brother's girlfriend works at a sandwich shop in Palisades, California.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 2: One got real shows up. My mom takes my little
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: brother to the neighbor's house and gets in the car
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 2: and fucking bowls up by herself. Just on our drive.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: Bro to Santa Monica, Pala states whoa fighting sit started
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: in front of him. How can you didn't show up
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: to that meeting weeks ago? I was waiting, No, fucking yeah,
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: you're coming by warsaperando. I'm esperando. At least come on better.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: She goes, I'm sorry, I'm just.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 3: So busy, okay, And he said, yeah, I know, girl, girl.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 2: And said grant my mouth and goes said and then
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: like forgive me my love and that, and then my
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: mom just mounted and just said, okay, you to forgive him.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: It took it longer to get home. Bro. I remember
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 2: that day, Bro, because I just take a ship outside.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 3: Bro was in the house, actually, respect is that why?
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 3: Because your mom went to go.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: See outside of the house. But somebody saw me.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, but but your mom's handling business, you know
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: what I mean.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: I thought that was kind of crazy, Bro, You're gonna
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 2: do all that? But I showed up to one of
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: my little league games.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but if no one, she loves him, yeah, oh
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 3: yeah right, she loves him alive.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 8: Have you tried have you tried being like one at
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 8: the at the at the base. No, fuck, it's all said,
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 8: that's fucking crazy.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: Thought about that dog, that's nuts. Bro. Crazy woman got up,
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: dropped off my little brother somewhere, just said I'll be back.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: They didn't say what she was going. Drove to that restaurant,
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: stocked the man.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm, but but didn't show up for baseball.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 6: Well, there's gonna be more games, you know what I mean.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 6: There was only one time he was gonna be in
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 6: the Palisades at that.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 4: I mean if Wan like was that the fucking Palisades
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 4: like every week and then foster a bunch of money,
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 4: you know, then.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 3: She'd be pissed at him.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta buy one Garbrie a uniform and he
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 3: barely plays.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 5: I feel like I'm trying to think about who I
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 5: would do that for as well.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: My mom went to go one of the tappings for
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: Last Common Standing, but there it was one of the
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: ones where they had they had to show everybody because
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 2: she was like for a long ass time, she said,
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: and they didn't even give us lunch, She said, who
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 2: gives lunch to the fucking thing? Man? What's the fool
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: podcast we have right here?
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: Felicia? Folks buy Felicia by Philippe. You know the people
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 2: say that like Felipe like in Spanish they say, by
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 2: Felicia the other one in Spanish by Philippe. I don't know,
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: is that true? Really?
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 3: Ah? Wait, why are you doing? Love?
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 7: I heard you talking about him, that boyfriend. You know
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 7: he speaks Spanish, because you understood what I said right now?
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 6: First of all, I was I was a little offended
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 6: you were translating. It's not that these are very simple.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: Crazy y.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you say that because people who don't speak
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 2: Spanish like to report repeat the easier words and you
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 2: understand the hard Yeah.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 6: Just he apologize to your mind, these are very simple. Look,
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 6: this was not yeah, And I was like, okay, let
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 6: me not be offended though.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 3: I was like, let me just maybe people he's been
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 3: on here where people have no idea what he said. No,
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: that's crazy.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 5: Now he's you guys are Yeah, this is fun.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to think the only person I would freak
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 6: out for that who's like a Mexican artist, and I
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 6: think it's Juana's. If I saw Juanna in real life,
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 6: I'd be like this, I do I do?
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: That is?
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 6: I remember in middle school they played like Camisa Negative
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 6: or something like that, and ever since that song, I
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 6: was obsessed and I was like, I'd freak out. I
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 6: can recognize him, you know what I mean, like his face.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: Can you walk into a a Mexican restaurant, a Mexican
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: party and Canada and grab a bunch of food without
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: asking what it is? Yeah?
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, But that's because I'm fat bay Hold people from Yeah,
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 6: they love.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 2: All types of food. God would ask, Like I go
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: to a Filipino party, I don't even a fuck, bro,
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 2: give me some of those fucking whatever.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 3: Those drumle.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 6: I don't order langua. I order cheap, but I don't
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 6: play around. I'm not trying to get like necessarily. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 6: I like I like the Organs, I'm not and I
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 6: like thee.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: My neighborhood, bro was like a mixed neighborhood of Vietnamese
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: black Mexican but everybody in the neighborhood knows how to
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 2: make chicken Morley.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah really really, I grew up with the Dona Maria stuff.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody knows how to make more lit bro, Like
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 2: I knew this kid of light skin. His mom was
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 2: white and his dad was black, and his mom knew
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 2: how to make more Land.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but MoMA takes days and ship like anybody got
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 3: days can That's what I'm talking about. That's what I
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: grew up.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that there was different times of moment.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 2: So I want to actually Morlet store, Greenlet, Red Morlet,
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 2: and then the pipe and then the other one.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 4: But the Chocolate Maria, that's like our that's our craft
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 4: macaroni and cheese like Mexicans from Mollet. That's the that's
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 4: the brand. That's like the one I used to grab.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 4: That's the one that you just boil a bunch of
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 4: chicken and you just with rice.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 2: All right, man. I want to hear more about my
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: college brown credits, listen to do even bringe podcasts, because
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 2: I really get into it more. I really feel like
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 2: I got ripped off. I don't like feeling that I
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 2: got ripped off. I got duped you didn't get putting
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 2: on the helmet and getting in that bus.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 3: Is Colombian? Have I've been lied to my whole life?
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: What's up now?
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 6: Juana's Colombian? Have I been lied to my whole life?
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 6: You just he was I just su Oh my god, I'm.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 3: So sorry, guys, she assumed.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 5: I guess they're saying Juana's is Colombian.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, how about and I know if there is, what
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 2: are they? I don't know it?
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, group listening to death don'tes get right right right,
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 4: white music unfortunately.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 2: From Juan So they made in so Colombia, Columbia, Mexicos. Way, my,
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 2: it is a.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 4: Different dialect, but that unless you're a span Mexican or
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 4: Hispanic person won't be able to probably pick up Spanish
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 4: is really the only little.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: Bit speak Spanish like they're China, like they're trying to
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 2: put their tongue above their lips. Mexican, we speak Spanish
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 2: like they ripped our tongue off. Yeah, yeah, Columbia talk
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 2: about and it Mexican like you know what I'm saying now, it's.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 3: Less chungue, less tongue. But you really have to decide
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: for that ship.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 2: It's like whatever and Cuban and Subadorian is just Elvis
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 2: speaking Spanish. Yo, nothing but hound dog.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and talking with your hands like that too, like
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 3: like this ship.
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 5: I would love you doing hound dog in Spanish. That
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 5: sound selet.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know why listen. Do nothing about a horn.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 2: You have Instagram, people can follow you.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 5: They had it up there, Yeah, they had it up there.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 5: Fel fatal, Felicia.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 3: It is Felicia. My name is Felicia.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 6: Folks like by Felicia and then folks like people. You
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 6: know what I mean, Just put that into things.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 2: I'm right now, bro, that any comming you make here,
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 2: somebody will check you on that. And you got checked
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 2: for your death tones right now?
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 5: What they say, oh oh.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 3: It's considered white music. Yeah that the fund That what
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 3: I was thinking.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 4: I was like, all their Mexican Okay, their Mexican God
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 4: is very Mexican.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't piss off cartmen hearing.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 3: It's getting a tachoo. Actually, trussa, okay, rassa, I'm sorry.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 2: Fun. We put up a post from History for Fools
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: talking about how because may Angelo had a poem, and
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: then we bush found this clip. Then I saw a
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 2: clip too, and he said that somewhere in Tennessee and
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 2: during the South, during the Jim Crow, they said that
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 2: black people were now allowed to drink eat I started again.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 2: They were not allowed to eat vanilla ice cream in
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 2: public only for the July, right, yes, only for the July. Yes,
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 2: So black people came up with butter pecane. So that
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 2: was that's all we said. That's all we said. But
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 2: the common word, Yeah, do you know who invented vanilla? Yeah,
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 2: black person vanilla. Do you know what color vanilla is? Yes,
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 2: we know it's black. But when you once you mixed
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 2: it with white and they become blah blah blah blah blah.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: Then then other course, then another called what do you care, bro,
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 2: you're not black? And then another one was it's called
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 2: history of Fool's pocket which to do? And then another
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 2: one was anyway.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 3: Man, positive people positive?
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 2: I got beat up by everybody that was positive and
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: everybody was negative. Bro. I didn't comment, but you could
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 2: see Butcher fighting everybody. Or think of that one, bro,
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 2: This foe got beat up for this one? Which one
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 2: remember about the versus Valentina. Yeah, you said about Nentina
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 2: for people who are on e B T.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, did you say that that is okay, that's a
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 6: little messed up. You didn't say that when you told.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 5: Me that, And I stand by it. You don't like
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 5: at all?
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 3: No, I love it, but it's just but I love
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 3: people's emotions behind it, me going like, oh, it's not bad. No,
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 3: it's better to go.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 2: It stinks.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 3: And you're an immigrant if you eat it, eat ship.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah he started on the business because you're it's hot sauce.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 3: You shipped out. You're fucking idiot.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 5: Well, you do eat it first, and that's important, that's true.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 3: And and Valentina is a fruit.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 1: You put it on.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 5: That ship was actually playing in my house.
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, fuck no, I've already been down this path.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 3: I don't give a keep eat ship. I don't give
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 3: a fuck. They were so mad, they were so mad.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 5: Well, it's kind of crazy to like top of Tea
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 5: more than Valentino.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 2: And then people were like people, people do this too far,
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 2: like they try to stay you know, talk about dealer
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 2: was bought out by a white person. Now, so now
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 2: we did the real talk about deal anymore? Who killed
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 2: the bar and stuff? Who cares about? Who about what?
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 3: I have both in my fridge you have both in
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 3: my fridge.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 2: I use them for difficates. You have both in your fridge.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 2: But this is the real question right here. Which one
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 2: of those two bottles has a top on it?
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 3: The U the Valentina has got that crust, It's got
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 3: that top crust on.
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 2: You used to have it on, So that one you
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 2: can't lose because it opens up and clothes. Yeah, is
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 2: it true that Valentina before I know, you said it's
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 2: an immigrants that what you said? Is it true that
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 2: people say that because before Valentina they didn't have the
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 2: little cap and you have to make your own hole.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know why. I just think it's just
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 3: I just said something outlandish. That's why they're mad. Uh,
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 3: you're talking about the crust, I think so. I just
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 3: think whatever pepper's on there, it causes that crust. I
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 3: don't know why.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about the whole, the horle it pours out,
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 2: that pulls out Valentina. You have to make your own hole, right,
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, so and my dad would put a
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 2: nail through it. So we're all fucking getting lead poison
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 2: and ship.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 3: No, that was from the actual sauce. You're there's lead
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 3: in Valentina, and I don't until you tell me any different.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 2: It's your favorite hot sauce.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 3: I don't really.
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 6: I'm Jamaican. So we used like Scotch minded peppers. I
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 6: like peppers. I like the actual pepper. So I like,
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 6: like just a good Scotch bonet.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my mom my, mom my wife. She made it
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 2: on began oxtails.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 3: Oh what's what made it?
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know if that's a little hard for me
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 5: now continue.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 6: I celebrate her imagination and her initiative, and that's I'm
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 6: sure it's amazing.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 2: But like this is like it's oxtails, you gotta it
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 2: was genius. I think a person wouldn't never eat ox
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: tails in real life if there was a real ox tail.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 3: What why not?
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 2: Because I just don't like it because I know it's
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 2: a tail. So it's so good hers, it's genius. It's
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 2: a three mushrooms together, which is the meat of the
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 2: of the oxtail, and it's wrapped around Chinese pasta around
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 2: it to.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 3: Get the good taste okay, the collagen.
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 2: Taste wise, chewie wise. It's exactly like I think what
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 2: oxtel is. But in my life, I never like gooey meat.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, you're like call hell No, yeah, really, I don't know.
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 5: It's hard.
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 2: This is like this is what we do.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean, I'm still so good.
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 3: I can't like gus. I don't know.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 2: Maybe any round two, maybe round two.
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 4: The problem with oxtel like any shitty cut of me,
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 4: like Lingua, like it ends up, it ends up becoming
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 4: a trend, and it is becoming super expensive because white people.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 6: I never eat at my Like, I don't know if
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 6: I like, do you all go to Mexican restaurant and
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 6: like order?
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm going to my mom's house to get oxen.
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 6: I've never gone to like a place, and I don't
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 6: buy there, Like I don't go to like a Jamaica.
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 3: I mean you to burrital places, but not Mexicano, you
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 3: know what I mean?
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 6: Like you know what I mean, Like nah, I'll have
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 6: like jerk chicken maybe someplace, but I would never like oxten.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna await for like my mom or dad to make.
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 3: It, cause well I don't have a jamaic mom or dad,
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 3: so I gotta go get it.
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 5: I know, but it's a whole proces. I know, it's
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 5: like a whole proces.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 3: I gotta go.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 2: Fucking I have friends that were Jamaican by the door,
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 2: Jamaican growing up. Shout out to Dolroy Denzel. That is
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 2: such a Jamaican name, and you know, and fucking I'm Patty.
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 3: Online.
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I'm not I want to try it. Okay, no,
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 5: I'm sure it's great.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is some fucking trader Joe's oxtails down microphone.
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 5: I want to try them. I really not offended for
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 5: she came up in here.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 2: She was like, fuck, Lisa followed this Jamaican lady from
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 2: from Jamaica and they make vegan of slates and the
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 2: whole recipe is vegan oxtail. Gotta take me that.
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 3: I really want to try it.
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 5: But it's kind of crazy to hear vegan oxtail like.
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 2: It's yes, it's because you know, you know, you just
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 2: know it's a tail you just wrapped. It looks like
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 2: what ox tell would look taste like and look like
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 2: it's just.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 6: I don't know, And you know, Jamaican is very picky
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 6: about the oxtale too. They don't just like when they
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 6: go in in and they get the cuts. They specific,
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 6: they're I don't want that one, take that one out.
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 4: When it comes to veganism, I feel like Jamaican's or
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 4: Jamaican Jamaicans. Yeah, a lot of them, like a Rosta
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 4: guys are vegan. They are, and they're very plant based
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 4: and they're very like a vegan ox tail. Doesn't sound
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 4: too far from I.
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 2: See vegan ox tails the way I see vegan Manudo.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 2: You're just never going to replicate that.
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like that, Like don't you keep saying gooey? And
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 6: that's what's so it's not all very good elastic. It's
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 6: sometimes yeah, okay, you don't like gooey.
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 2: It's not like because when we were kids, we would
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 2: have meat that had like that that fat on it
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 2: and we have to eat the whole thing.
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 3: Bro. But that's your parents not cooking that ship all
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 3: the way off.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 2: But I think they could burn the meat, bro, and
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 2: that fat.
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 3: It's like, so what do you do eat tripe?
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 2: Noll no anymore? You know like any of Okay, man,
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 2: let me tell you, man, I to eam nod at
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 2: that at that burger stat and I'm on Parkment and
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 2: son said, and I don't know what it is now,
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 2: but they used to serve on menudo to go in
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 2: a de coke cup. Oh yeah, brother, put all Manuda
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 2: in there in a dark coke cup with tripe. I
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 2: guess stomach, and then I will put all the sausages
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 2: and I'll be driving bro drinking it.
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 3: Wait, do you do you like Manuda?
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I love them?
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 3: You love It's nice as there's three there's three people
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 3: on this him and I hate Manuva. You don't hate it.
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you hate I hate it.
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 2: I hate Lentos too.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 3: I love Lentos. I love lent What do you like?
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 2: Do you eat? What do you like?
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 3: You like Lentos?
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 2: Yes? I think lento is something to give you when
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 2: you're like times are hard.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 4: This is this is childhood trauma that he refuses to
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 4: bring up. This is childhood Lentil trauma. He'll send me
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 4: Lenti videos ironically and go this is for you, you
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 4: know what I mean?
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 2: And he hates At my house, my mowill cook and
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 2: you have to eat it. Man, So I would just
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 2: cry and take a beating.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah you said that you would send me videos and
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 3: goes if they served me this, I would cry.
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would like, I would start smiling it liver,
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 2: and I just show up with about and I put
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 2: it right there, man, to let them know.
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I stopped.
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 2: I stopped. I stopped like saying no, I'm not gonna
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 2: eat it, and they make a whole traumatic expect to
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 2: go about it. I'll just show up. What the belldy goes,
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 2: let's go, I'm gonna eat this.
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's men.
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 2: That's thirteen fifteen, bros. I won't need to just hit me.
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you something.
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 4: If my if my traumatic relationship with lentils was like
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 4: that as well, I too would not like lentils.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, that and garbanzo beans whole. I like the whole.
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 3: Bro Come on, man, those are all these are all
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 3: good things.
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 2: You don't like. Also, tongue, bro, never like tongue. Mom
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 2: would make all the time. Tongue and liver too, You're
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 2: like not that. I would be liver and then cut
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 2: it up and put in tacos and then the first daze.
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 2: Oh man, it's like ship went through here.
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my family grew up poor in Jamaica.
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 2: That's what we ate.
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 3: That's what they they got it.
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you ate a lot of heated a lot of beatings,
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 4: beatings for dinner. Holy ship, I didn't know that.
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that. Well, all right, So then what
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 3: did they feed you? Did you just force yourself to
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 3: eat because you don't how that.
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 2: I'll just go home, go to my ruin, cry brow.
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 5: You're making your story sound so like an orphans you eat.
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm going to it. I want to eat.
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't. They would not, That's all they had. Bro.
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 2: Would just go to my ruin cry Bro and just draw.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 3: Pictures of cakes, of stuff you wanted to eat.
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 2: Just to fuck with my mom.
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 3: I would draw cakes passive agress, and she would.
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 2: Look at my picture like this fool was drying cakes
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 2: and hamburgers. My parents other kids would write like, I'm
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 2: gonna kill you, mom, You're a bitch. No man, I
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 2: would just draw hamburgers.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 3: She would draw. She would draw a picture of free
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 3: put it right under your room. That's for you right there.
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 2: What time I didn't want to eat and my dad
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 2: beat the funk out of me, And then my mom
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 2: can't to my bedroom later on with food for me
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 2: to eat. Yeah, she put them on my door and
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 2: I opened the door, and there was food. It kind
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 2: of food Fridays, beans and rice.
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 4: You just described good cup bad cop right there. That's
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 4: the tactic that they used to manipulate a criminal.
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 1: You know what.
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 8: Me?
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 2: Well, you have shows this weekend at the store.
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm doing a spot Sunday. I think I'm at
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 6: also Laugh Factory. I think on Saturday, I'm around.
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 2: You know what what what time the La Factory?
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 3: So bad? I got eight it'll be an eight o'clock,
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 3: you know that factory. Go there, I'll be there.
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 5: I'm around. You know, I'm doing shows every week.
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 2: You know how itdays?
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 3: Every week you get a spotterious Felicia Folks.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 5: I'm not mistake.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 3: I'm around, Felicia Folks. I do comedy around.
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 2: Started working the door with you when you work the door.
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know what did we yet know you were
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 5: already working there?
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 3: No, I was working there, yeah, yeah, when we were there.
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know who else, I mean all the
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 6: boys him, Yeah, we were hired the same day.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 4: You said, my guamam, oh god gwam everybody at the
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 4: bus stop? Yeah, how many times you've seen a comedian
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 4: that you know at the fucking bus stop every day
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 4: at the time, a lot of paid regular Yeah, at
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 4: the bus stop going.
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 2: Where he got dog. I was my baby mama one time,
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 2: and we're at Denny's doing over there, but the City
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 2: of Commerce. It's after fire for you on telegraph. And
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 2: when IU like eggs, fucking pancakes, bake and everything shorter,
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 2: liver and eggs and onions. Bro, I looked at in
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 2: the eye and I said, I don't think we're gonna
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 2: make it. I don't think we're gonna make it.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 3: Wait, I like a nice onion. Wait, just onion. Did
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 3: you like liver?
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she order liver at a restaurant.
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 3: Bro, your hair is saying that, not you your hair.
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 2: Give me a mosquitoes.
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 3: I actually really like.
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 5: I just never had long white hog mouse.
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you I've don't even know what hog moss is.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 3: Hog moss is, but oh I've had butcha. I don't
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 3: like butcher.
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 2: I don't like I was telling Lisa today, Bro, my
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 2: I remember today my first food poisoning. What's from Mexico?
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 2: I was like eight, I was like three years old
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 2: or two years old. And my uncle he had like
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 2: one of those old ass cars with a crank, you know,
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 2: and he took me to go eat, and I ate
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 2: so much because I was a little kid. Butro they were.
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 2: He was just happy I was eating. I was like
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 2: two years old or three. I drank two chocolate meals.
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 3: Bro, that's a lot of choco meals for Yeah.
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 2: It was the glasses Felicia like this, full of milk
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 2: and chocolate powder and cinnamon on top. But they mixed
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 2: them with eggs in Mexico. So I drank the first
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 2: one and then drank the second one. Then I remember
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 2: that I drank pineapple juice. And with the pineapple juice,
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 2: all the chacos I ate were not your typical tacos
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 2: that people would normally eat, like, oh, give me a card,
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 2: give me chicken, give me al pastor give me nah man.
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 2: These chacos were give me some of the cow cheeks,
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 2: give me some brain me some fucking threw some of
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 2: the cow cheeks. Here was some eyeballs. So I looked
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 2: at the hot does I remember eating, Bro, They were
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 2: all gooey, gooey ship And then and then when I
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 2: got home, I had diarrhea and I threw up, and
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 2: I remember throwing up, and my mom is the grossest
• 2:08:49
  Speaker 2: thing ever Bro, I threw up on the ground, and
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 2: my mom picked up a steak from the front of ground,
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 2: and she was poking to the vomit to see what
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 2: made me sick. Investigator like other fucking dog or something.
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 2: Have my hair like this too? Why I threw up
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 2: at that and and then all that all that other
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 2: stuff give me diarrhea?
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 3: Bro, Bro, So that's why out loud saying the list
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 3: of things that you were eating in water?
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 2: Oh like two or three, bro.
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 3: Crazy as a forty year old man.
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 4: If you go from milk, milk, pineapple, juice, gooey gooey tacos,
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 4: that's that's upset.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 5: Tell me for a little bit, tastes like discharge juice.
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 8: Eh.
• 2:09:32
  Speaker 4: I've had liver before, and I tell you I have
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 4: never I don't think it tastes like discharge juice.
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 3: What's up? Food? Podcast?
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 2:09:38
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much to Felicia folks. Yeah, thanks, thank
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 3: you guys.
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 2: We're here for a long time, bro, Thank you for
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 2: the way.
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 3: Thank you fun. This was fun, y'all. Aren't you you
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 3: should smoke? I would love to smoke right here. Cool
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 3: yard anything coming up?
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man? This weekend, I'm gonna be in Fresno
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 2: area at you Chancy Casino. Come look for me next week.
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Sweden. I know that I'm allowed. You
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 2: guys been telling me Philippe, I'm so sorry. I heard
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 2: about it. Yes, my daughter passed away two weeks ago.
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 2: I haven't. I'm still like trying to like find a
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 2: time to grieve and all that. So I'm going to Sweden.
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 2: She's being cremated and we're gonna do all other things
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 2: over there. She ended up dying of breast cancer. Her
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 2: liver failed. Remember I told you guys on the on
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 2: the I think I said on the Champs podcast the
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 2: first time, or I said it on the The The
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 2: Beast with Jay Larson. Yeah and yeah, man, so that's
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 2: what happens. Bro, I got two left, and how many
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 2: kids do you have?
• 2:10:52
  Speaker 3: In too?
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 2: Three one? I have a grandson. I'm gonna go check
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 2: him out over there.
• 2:10:58
  Speaker 3: And yeah, oh sorry buddy.
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 2: All right, bro, only the good die young Bro? Why
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 2: should I mention it on do those podcasts? Because I
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 2: had just found out. Yeah, and I had to do
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 2: the podcast and it was funny because I was saying
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 2: all these other stuff.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 3: You're being funny that podcast. You're extra funny's being super funny,
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 3: and then we're funny and.
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 2: Extra dark, extra dark, extra funny because I said it's true. Bro.
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 2: When I was fourteen, I stumbled upon these kids with
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 2: cerebral policy or they were.
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah I heard that. Yeah yeah, there were down.
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 2: And I remember saying out loud, man, they all have
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 2: the same dad.
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 3: That's the one that went viral, yeah, destroyed.
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 2: They were going from there then, and I remember saying
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 2: they were all going to a summer camp, and they
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 2: cut that part out. They go, what's the name of
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 2: the summer camp? And I didn't want to be, like,
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 2: be funny because I was other than trying to be
• 2:12:00
  Speaker 2: funny when I said though, I said they had the
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 2: same dad. But on the cut video, I said that
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know who their father is, but I know
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 2: what their favorite fabric softener is.
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, so.
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. So when I said it, it was all quiet, bro,
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 2: like really quiet, and they had nothing.
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 2: I knew they were gonna have nothing, and it helped
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 2: me grieve a little. And then later on they said
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 2: something else and then I said, if you gotta laugh,
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave that part.
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 3: I saw it, and they could not help.
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 2: But not laugh. I saw that ship that podcast and
• 2:12:46
  Speaker 2: Snow the product. Shout up to Snow the product. I
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 2: got the most followers, bro, Yeah, more than Joe Rogan.
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 2: More than and I've been on Joe Rogan's podcast twice.
• 2:12:58
  Speaker 2: I think people once they turned forward, they just don't
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 2: want to follow people no more.
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 3: I know what you mean.
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like everybody who's twenty two through thirty six is
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 2: following me. Yeah, but like people turn forty and they
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 2: go they're like very they hold on to their likes
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 2: like it's golden tickets. Really yeah, you know, like you know,
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 2: I'll give I'll follow Felicia folks, but in six months
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 2: I'm an unfollow her.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, Well, I don't think. I don't think sometimes
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 6: they know how important it is, you know what I mean.
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 6: Like now, like I feel like the kids nowadays they know,
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 6: like a like or a followers like means a lot
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 6: so much. I think older people are like, oh, if
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 6: I don't like it, it'll be okay. Yeah, yeah, like
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 6: this is it's so important.
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 2: Shut up to Tony Martinez. Follow culture is falling off.
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 2: It's all about the engagement, it is, bro.
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 3: You know, It's about getting in the comments.
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 2: It's about going back, bro, Like, like, my wife could
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 2: tell you, and I'm pretty sure your wife could tell you.
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 2: You could tell us. Are you tired of I don't know,
• 2:14:00
  Speaker 2: giving people your email every time you gotta buy something?
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Right?
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 2: You tired of downloading an app just to buy this
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 2: fucking bullshit ass fucking T shirt. I went through the
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 2: whole procett the other day, man, and then finally I
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 2: just gave up. Man. I told her, I emailed that person,
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 2: I talked to the chat on the fucking AI chat
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 2: a motherfucker. I'll see you at the store, and I
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 2: just canceled everything.
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 3: You cancel everything?
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 2: And then and then when I sat down, I realized,
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 2: you know what it's from Target? What am I arguing
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 2: for that place?
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 3: Right right right, right right right. It's hard.
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  Speaker 6: I try to look at the menu. They're like, do
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 6: you want to you have to look at us and
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 6: follow us and send us your email. I'm like, I'm
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 6: just looking at the menu because I'm about.
• 2:14:42
  Speaker 5: To pull up to the blaze, like I don't need
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 5: to give you my email.
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  Speaker 3: I hardly follow I hardly subscribe, which is bad as
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 3: somebody who wants to get followed exact but it's just
• 2:14:52
  Speaker 3: down to like, if something doesn't grab me, I'm not
• 2:14:54
  Speaker 3: going to follow it.
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  Speaker 2: If I have to go to your restaurant and your
• 2:14:58
  Speaker 2: fucking man, you're a PDF file. I know you make
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 2: shitty case and I'm not gonna go there.
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 3: That's a good theory. You're gonna be super overpriced.
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 6: There's gonna be like five things on your menu that
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 6: are whatever, and they can't make any change.
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  Speaker 2: I have I think I have on my phone. I
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 2: must have like one hundred p D a file from
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 2: restaurant that I haven't been to in a long time.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't even know how to delete him.
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  Speaker 3: We'll help you figure that out. I have follow Mega
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 3: Man the.
• 2:15:27
  Speaker 2: Fuck shout out to Mega Man that for doing Mega Time.
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 3: Who's Mega Man.
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 2: He's a guy that was in the chat and man
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 2: a lot. I don't want to talk because he'll post
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 2: this bro and try to go viral.
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 3: Oh never mind, Okay, never mind, I forget. I brought
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 3: him up forever. I'm scared, bro man.
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 2: If you want to just just follow him, hear the
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 2: podcast hashtag cheap on the forehead like hostage.
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 5: Yes, go see live comedy. Thank you, Tom Martin.
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 3: Definitely see live comedy tag.
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 2: You're right, hey man, you're being arrested, bro, right for
• 2:16:14
  Speaker 2: domestic violence. Go on, just argue with sounds like So
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 2: you're being arrested right and.
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 3: You're not gonna argument with me right now. There's no
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 3: way you're gonna You're not arresting.
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 2: You're arresting you right now.
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 3: You're not arresting me right now.
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 2: We have pictures of your wife.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 3: There's no pictures hitting.
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 2: You coming out of her forehead. Scared what's the food podcast?
• 2:16:37
  Speaker 2: Once again? Felicia Folks sold through Hell, all the way
• 2:16:41
  Speaker 2: from fucking Stockton, all the way from Inglewood. If up
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 2: to no good, up to a lot of bad, I
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 2: hat to know one of my friends of the comedian,
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 2: we went to it. I went to his house. He
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 2: lived over there by the Welfare state, by the welfare
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 2: office in Inglewood, in the bad area, right, Bro. We
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 2: were eating Taco bell a fucking dry by outside.
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 3: I've never I've never seen a live drive drive by, Bro,
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 3: you've seen a live drive put it. I've heard no, no, no,
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 3: I've heard the line and I've seen it scare you
• 2:17:15
  Speaker 3: know what I mean.
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 5: I've heard that.
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 4: I've never seen it like I've heard like two blocks away.
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 4: My mom and I are just eating cutting out salad,
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 4: don't even baten you, and then they drive off. I've
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 4: heard that, I've never seen it.
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 6: Inglewood used to have a They used to get rowdy outside,
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 6: like in front of business, like in a plaza. I'm
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 6: not going to go to the creunch ie Imperial Plasa
• 2:17:32
  Speaker 6: for a while because.
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 2: My friends are hanging around there with his cars.
• 2:17:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and they theay out there, day
• 2:17:38
  Speaker 6: out there and they want to get active.
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 5: They used to, I don't know. Now it's like gentrified.
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 2: Shut out to Lenox Yeah man, yeah, yeah, exactly that
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 2: X when you want my East close and your you're
• 2:17:50
  Speaker 2: fucking the dense out of your car, be paired.
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 3: Oh if you want, you want fish and you get
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 3: the lex.
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 2: Is the only place where they have a hard body
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 2: area or a tire company next to a fish place.
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 3: They were both the rich, pretty good deals, both are
• 2:18:05
  Speaker 3: pretty fire. Well, they used to.
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 5: I feel like now it's it's it's really gentrified.
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 3: Are you against that or for it?
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 6: I'm going to beat you at against it. I'm like no,
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 6: it's really bad. Like it's like I'm talking about like white.
• 2:18:19
  Speaker 3: All I know, isied. You know what I mean, I've
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 3: never seen Inglewood when it was.
• 2:18:24
  Speaker 5: Man, It's like, I ain't never seen nothing like this.
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 2: Place called Ladera Grilled Cheese company that's in Inglewood. I
• 2:18:33
  Speaker 2: was like, I never Ladera Heights, bro, the black Beverly Hills.
• 2:18:37
  Speaker 3: Ye see, I don't want all that area.
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah you didn't watch Rother Dogs, Bro.
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 3: I did watch Reservoir Dogs.
• 2:18:44
  Speaker 2: And you fucking they're arguing that arguing. He goes, she
• 2:18:48
  Speaker 2: lived in Inglewood, she liveing in Inglewood now she lived
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 2: in Ladera And then that highercartago is the back Beverly Hills.
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 4: Ah yeah, see I think because I watched it so young,
• 2:18:58
  Speaker 4: I didn't understand that reference.
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And there brother, like where all the professors lived there?
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 5: Bro, That's like, where's rays from? And I'm like, not
• 2:19:06
  Speaker 5: from that part, you know.
• 2:19:07
  Speaker 8: What I mean?
• 2:19:07
  Speaker 2: Like it's everybody that's that's everybody that raps, everyone that
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 2: wraps that's black like that that's and his rap is
• 2:19:17
  Speaker 2: understand by everybody, not just black people from their heights.
• 2:19:20
  Speaker 2: And like those guys from Man, that guy I can't
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 2: deal with his name, the creator, like the creator, the
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 2: other guy, Frank Ocean but Frank Ocean grew Before Frank Ocean.
• 2:19:31
  Speaker 8: There was.
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 2: And they had a show Swim Adult Swim right, big
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 2: nerves from their height, Taco Taboo.
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 3: Fools. There's a cookie exactly.
• 2:19:48
  Speaker 2: Now there's there's that that crowd broke. That generation brought
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 2: back positive rap like that, a soul, that type of music.
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 2: They we they got into it and they took their
• 2:20:02
  Speaker 2: clothes because I saw that movie Dope like that interesting.
• 2:20:07
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I came up with them. So to me,
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 6: I'm like, that's you came up with no, no, no, no,
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 6: you know, but yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. At first I
• 2:20:15
  Speaker 6: took it like that.
• 2:20:15
  Speaker 2: That's a generation, bro that people argue with them because
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 2: to them, like they're so far removed from Tupac and
• 2:20:22
  Speaker 2: Bagie that look, people don't are never gonna be like us,
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 2: where the best, fucking biggest the bat. But for them,
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 2: it's like to them, it's like you're telling them you
• 2:20:33
  Speaker 2: like Elvis, you know, you like, yeah, you like Elvis,
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 2: but but they're saying, now, fuck no manxfinitely number one.
• 2:20:43
  Speaker 2: That's how old they The Tupac is right, they're like
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 2: hip kids, hipkid.
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 3: Now Now they're like, would you.
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 2: Say Tupac to them and like your father telling.
• 2:20:54
  Speaker 4: You that it would be foolish for and this sucks
• 2:20:57
  Speaker 4: but for for for day and I was then Cook, Yeah,
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 4: then Cook, He's great. So I'm saying, but I'm saying,
• 2:21:04
  Speaker 4: like there was a twenty four year security guard working
• 2:21:06
  Speaker 4: at the store.
• 2:21:06
  Speaker 3: There's no ship about comedy, doesn't know the fucking thing.
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 3: There's so many Yeah, well he was just like securing
• 2:21:12
  Speaker 3: and then.
• 2:21:12
  Speaker 4: Day Cook came in and he checked Dang Cook and
• 2:21:15
  Speaker 4: we all go, y ya ya ya ya yo, it's
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 4: Dane Cook.
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 3: And he goes, I don't know who that is and
• 2:21:23
  Speaker 3: what the fuck man? And then we had to like
• 2:21:25
  Speaker 3: talk to him after you like that was Dane. He
• 2:21:27
  Speaker 3: was like, oh the fuck that is? But in my head,
• 2:21:30
  Speaker 3: I'm like, sure is an age thing. He's young, he's
• 2:21:33
  Speaker 3: not gonna know it. But you're working at the comedy.
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 2: They didn't know who Jay Leno was.
• 2:21:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that he had to understandable.
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 2: Tonight Show that I know who that is.
• 2:21:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know that's true. What is the Tonight Show
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 3: to which got from anybody? What is the Tonight Show
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 3: to a twenty year old? That means zero to them?
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 2: Zero?
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 2: They look at you. Everybody, don't kill Tony and then, Bro.
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 3: That's where your heart hurts.
• 2:22:02
  Speaker 2: You being a What's the Food podcast? That's what they
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 2: ask you. Bro, if you're Latino, never been on this podcast.
• 2:22:06
  Speaker 2: They don't think you're Latino. What's the Food Podcast? We
• 2:22:09
  Speaker 2: have fucking Felicia post here. Thank you very much, guys.
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 2: We want to keep you up. I know some of
• 2:22:15
  Speaker 2: you guys are coming out of work. You're stuck in traffic,
• 2:22:18
  Speaker 2: fucking fire, fucked up everything I know. Bye Bye,