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Even Stevens | Son of a Boy Dad #377 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Already, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today.
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  Speaker 4: It's February eighteenth, it's one pm. We're here live from
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  Speaker 4: h Q three. Welcome back. I can't help but comment
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  Speaker 4: Why don't we have those fucking couches leather couches.
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  Speaker 4: You go in. It's like, no, no squish. What are
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  Speaker 4: those called? Those are called chesterfields, I believe.
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  Speaker 1: So you would be the only person who know this.
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  Speaker 5: If you're getting a chesterfield, you want it aged.
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  Speaker 4: Right, that's like a baseball.
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  Speaker 1: Take a little lighter to that and like just see
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  Speaker 1: if you can fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Or maybe just get some oil.
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  Speaker 1: Would you spur them on that couch?
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  Speaker 4: Only on top though? You guys? Ever break in like
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  Speaker 4: a baseball glove in like a weird way, like under
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  Speaker 4: the mattress or something that.
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  Speaker 5: Under the car tire. Oh yeah, with a ball in
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  Speaker 5: the middle. Yeah, of course, rubber bands wrapped around.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I used to just sleep on, sleep on mind
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  Speaker 4: codd in hair conditioner. Oh yeah, you were a conditioner guy.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just throwing every tip I've heard I hadn't.
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  Speaker 4: Actually I never did the conditioner. I heard it works
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  Speaker 4: though a lotion. Sometimes.
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  Speaker 5: I inherited my dad's baseball glove, which was flat. I
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  Speaker 5: mean no, it was.
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  Speaker 4: I remember every time I took my my dad's. Like
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  Speaker 4: I tried my dad's glove on. It was just flat.
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  Speaker 4: It was like an envelope. It was so broken in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: was so broken.
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  Speaker 1: Our dad's supposed to have baseball gloves, Like am I
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  Speaker 1: supposed to have a baseball to give my fucking kids.
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  Speaker 4: My dad played baseball.
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  Speaker 1: From so he kept his high school baseball glove until
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  Speaker 1: you were of age.
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  Speaker 4: He probably still has it now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Really Yeah, had you break in your spoon?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that was it? That was That's a different that's
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  Speaker 4: a different animal.
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  Speaker 5: That would be a lot of that. But also take
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  Speaker 5: the all and you put it in the bottom. Then
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  Speaker 5: you take a pencil or a or a butter knife
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  Speaker 5: and you slide it through the bottom part of the
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  Speaker 5: plastic or the first row of the mash or whatever
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  Speaker 5: and leave it like that overnight. So but that and
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  Speaker 5: that would theoretically work, But then you get to a
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  Speaker 5: point where you start getting your your stick's customs strung.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I would just stream my own personally, did you actually? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it would take like a week.
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  Speaker 5: But his family would I played, yeah, right, I mean
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  Speaker 5: I played fucking fourteen years of twenty years of serious
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  Speaker 5: lacrosse whatever. Yeah, I never once.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I wasn't. I wasn't good at learning how to.
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  Speaker 4: But I think you got to be good at some
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  Speaker 4: part of lacrosse in mine. Yeah, exactly, you were. You
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  Speaker 4: were the wardrobe part of exactly I wanted to have,
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  Speaker 4: like a nice stick.
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  Speaker 5: It is impressive to me. You can't you can't deny it.
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  Speaker 5: You are very good with your hands.
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  Speaker 4: Well it's not that hard. It's just like following and
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  Speaker 4: di ructions. But it was like I did it. I
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  Speaker 4: think I did it twice, and one time I did it,
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  Speaker 4: and I think I did it, and I went and
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  Speaker 4: I played a game and it was like the ball
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  Speaker 4: was coming out just it was just going too much,
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  Speaker 4: whip straight down too much. Yeah, I had to just
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  Speaker 4: get it readone.
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  Speaker 5: We had a guy on our team, Ryan Stevens, who
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  Speaker 5: was the son of Scott Stevens I went to school.
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  Speaker 1: Was yeah, the defenseman or whatever. Did he have the
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  Speaker 1: most brutal concussion ever.
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  Speaker 4: He gave.
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  Speaker 5: Arguably ended Eric Lyndross's care We also hit Paul Korea
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  Speaker 5: and the Stanley Cup Finals in a way that knocked
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  Speaker 5: him out of the game. But then Paul Korea came
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  Speaker 5: back into the game and scored.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, you said you went to school with a kid
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  Speaker 4: named Ryan Stevens whose dad was in the NHL. Yeah. Hm,
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I have the exact same. I'm pretty
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  Speaker 4: sure I went to school with a kid named Ryan
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  Speaker 4: Stevens whose dad was in the NHL. Like, and I'm
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  Speaker 4: not kidding at all, Like I'm like, I I can't
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  Speaker 4: remember if it was, like he was really good at hockey.
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  Speaker 5: I wish I wish this were a bit that I
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  Speaker 5: had researched your life enough to like cuck your story
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  Speaker 5: and confuse you about your own life.
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  Speaker 4: I wish I might be I'm probably I'm probably just
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  Speaker 4: confusing it. I definitely here he is Ryan Stevens. And yeah,
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  Speaker 4: he went to Yale and played hockey.
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  Speaker 1: There, that's your Ryan Stevens.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, in his last.
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  Speaker 5: Post on Instagram, and his dad played in the NHL.
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  Speaker 5: I mean I think my Ryan Stevens, I mean he
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  Speaker 5: went to Yale for hockey, so he played lacrosse at Harvard.
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  Speaker 5: His dad was Scott Stevens, and and my Ryan's dad
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  Speaker 5: was better than your ryan'st we might be.
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  Speaker 4: Blowing up like a whole secret family that this guy has.
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  Speaker 1: That but he named them both the same things, and
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  Speaker 1: they ended up.
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  Speaker 5: So close in their achievements. Yes, I have two sons
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  Speaker 5: who are playing white sports at institutions. Neither family knows
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  Speaker 5: the other exists. One lives in Connecticut and the other
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  Speaker 5: lives in Vermont.
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  Speaker 4: Perfect. I'll text, I'll text, I'll text my buddy right
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  Speaker 4: now now.
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  Speaker 1: See who his dad is. If there's another Stevens, if
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  Speaker 1: there's another famous Stevens. But Scott Stevens is I know,
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  Speaker 1: I know my stories right, he's the Stevens record.
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  Speaker 5: He is, He's in the Hall of Fame. He's an
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  Speaker 5: unbelievable guy, really really nice.
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  Speaker 1: Why did he hit Eric Lindrow so fucking hard?
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  Speaker 4: Dude?
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  Speaker 5: He was a hitter, That's what he was. He's like
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  Speaker 5: kind of an enforcer, one of the best defensemen ever
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  Speaker 5: to play the game.
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  Speaker 1: He would lay people out. Bro, that Paul Korea hit
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  Speaker 1: Paul Korea like he's like dipping and fucking like doesn't
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  Speaker 1: know where he is. Yeah, but did they win that
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  Speaker 1: Stanley Cup?
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  Speaker 4: I think the Devils did? They did the Devils? Yeah, Bro,
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  Speaker 4: I'm fucking tripping right now. This is like freaking me out.
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  Speaker 1: No way are we are? We in the middle?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know because now I'm trying to remember because
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  Speaker 4: I knew someone who's dad played for the Devils, but
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember if it was him or another kid
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  Speaker 4: that I grew up with.
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  Speaker 5: My Ryan Stevens is way older than you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean he was Ryan.
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  Speaker 5: He was I think two classes below me, so he
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  Speaker 5: would have graduated in twenty thirteen. Yeah, and you're Ryan
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  Speaker 5: Stevens is your age.
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  Speaker 4: He's I think a year older than me. Okay, so
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  Speaker 4: he graduated in like twenty eighteen probably no, yeah, from college?
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  Speaker 4: Now high school? Well, I'm talking college, I'm talking high school.
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  Speaker 4: We're talking about their college sports. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just
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  Speaker 4: still trying to figure out if we're talking about the
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  Speaker 4: same person, right.
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  Speaker 5: I get I guess you don't have a college graduation date,
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  Speaker 5: so everything.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what you're out supposed to graduate
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  Speaker 4: twenty two, twenty three around them.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty two.
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  Speaker 4: When did you enroll twenty nineteen, twenty twelve, twenty nineteen, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so it would have been twenty.
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  Speaker 5: Three summer, Yeah, summer of twenty four, class of twenty.
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  Speaker 4: Four, yeah, yes, no, it had to have been twenty three, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: twenty three, twenty three, is it? Yeah, it has to
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  Speaker 4: be twenty four embarrassing, but it's it doesn't matter if
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  Speaker 4: I graduated like last year. How old are you're twenty four,
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  Speaker 4: twenty four turning twenty five? Graduate when you're twenty two? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: So I guess it's not that it's not that far off.
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  Speaker 1: This is not getting us any closer to finding out. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even brother, Steve.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna move on. We're gonna move on.
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  Speaker 4: It's tough. Not okay, here we go. Yes, we're not
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  Speaker 4: moving He did his dad did play in the NHL,
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  Speaker 4: and he said, Jack said, I think he's in the
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  Speaker 4: Hall of Fame. No, he said, he played with Mary
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  Speaker 4: Olemeu for the Penguins.
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  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, there's another show.
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  Speaker 4: So we both went to Heist. Yeah, Kevin Stevens. So
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  Speaker 4: we both went His dad's name is Kevin ste Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so Stevens.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe they're brothers.
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  Speaker 4: They genuinely might be. Should we look that up?
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  Speaker 5: Could you look that up really quick, Stee, If Scott
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  Speaker 5: Stevens and Kevin Stevens are brothers.
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  Speaker 4: So I wasn't making that up. That's I never thought
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  Speaker 4: you were making No, But I mean I was like,
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  Speaker 4: that's so insane that it might I must not be true.
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  Speaker 1: To think Francis was mistaken.
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  Speaker 4: I knew I was right. So we both knew a
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  Speaker 4: Ryan Stevens that that's dad was in the NHL.
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  Speaker 1: What they're not brothers?
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  Speaker 4: Crazy?
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  Speaker 1: Both born in different parts of Canada? What the fox?
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  Speaker 1: So you guys just looped around.
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  Speaker 5: To again, I just want to add though, that my
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  Speaker 5: my Ryan's dad would beat up your Ryan's dad.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he was in the I mean, I don't know
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  Speaker 4: this guy, but he was in the He's in the
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  Speaker 4: Hall of Fame.
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  Speaker 1: So my rs dad, Yeah, so he would be him.
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  Speaker 1: He might be a better stick handler.
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  Speaker 5: Can you make sure that my r my Scott Stevens
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  Speaker 5: is in the Hall of Fame?
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  Speaker 4: Would you please make that sure of that?
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  Speaker 1: And maybe we could get goal counts on both.
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  Speaker 5: My Scott Stevens was was captain. I think of of
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  Speaker 5: the Devil's he was captain.
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  Speaker 4: I think my guy's in the Hall of Fame and
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  Speaker 4: played with Mary o Lemieux is give up? I ended
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  Speaker 4: Eric Lindross' career.
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  Speaker 1: But yours.
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  Speaker 4: But he's he's a defenseman like one of the greatest
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  Speaker 4: ever talking about Kevin Stevens.
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  Speaker 5: Right, if you look, let's be honest with you if
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  Speaker 5: you were like yo, I was a big fan of
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  Speaker 5: that NHL player Stevens. Yeah ninety people would say Scott
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  Speaker 5: or Kevin why they might be I don't think how
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  Speaker 5: is this possible?
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  Speaker 4: Though? How is your guy? How did my guy play with?
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  Speaker 4: Mary o Lemieux and your your guy played with who.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody probably like and Wendy to retire.
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  Speaker 1: Marty bro Door. Probably he was probably playing in front
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  Speaker 1: of Marty bro Door.
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  Speaker 4: Probably retired, I don't know, like fucking eight or something.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Probably I won multiple uh well, I think he won
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  Speaker 5: multiple Stanley Cups.
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  Speaker 4: Man. Oh, made the Hall of Fame twenty four really
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  Speaker 4: so recent? So years?
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  Speaker 1: Access years?
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  Speaker 5: Is like my my Scott Stevens put the gold jacket
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  Speaker 5: on your Ted Stevens and was like, welcome brother, We've
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  Speaker 5: been waiting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably seventeen years.
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  Speaker 5: It's his nephew.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think they're like sons?
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  Speaker 5: Met No, because I think you your your friend is
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  Speaker 5: way younger than my friend.
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  Speaker 4: True, true, but he's still playing hockey. I think. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: In college, Oh, no, I guess probably not.
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  Speaker 5: Yales very good. They won the national championship. They beat Quinnipiac. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that was pretty sick.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like all the like, uh, East Coast team
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  Speaker 4: or East Northeast teams are really good.
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  Speaker 5: BCBU Northeastern tend to be very good.
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  Speaker 4: My grandfather played be You. That's that's great. Yeah, that's cool.
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  Speaker 5: The but I don't think that the ivys tend to
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  Speaker 5: be that competitive for the national championship usually that makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: What about like Harvard. Harvard's got to be pretty competitive.
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  Speaker 5: Some years they're good, but they are many years they're not.
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  Speaker 5: The bean Pot is the big tournament in Boston where
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  Speaker 5: they all the Boston teams play.
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  Speaker 4: Sick.
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  Speaker 1: We should go for the bean Pots.
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  Speaker 4: We should.
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  Speaker 5: It's fucking sick, dude. B C is like what is it?
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  Speaker 5: Feeder to the NHL of top BC high, b C
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  Speaker 5: lowless where all the gay kids go. We gotta stop
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  Speaker 5: talking about hockey because I don't think Ron runs on
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  Speaker 5: a podcast got into it.
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  Speaker 1: I just said Marty Brodor, and neither of you were
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  Speaker 1: like you even were like, yes.
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  Speaker 5: Neither of us know his son playfield hockey at Princeton.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, how else are we to have a frame
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  Speaker 5: of reference for that?
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  Speaker 1: Who else? I don't know any other devils that were,
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  Speaker 1: but I mean, Frank the tank would would probably be
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  Speaker 1: going nuts over this story.
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  Speaker 5: We would be going it's over, Scott. Why did we
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  Speaker 5: bring this up?
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  Speaker 2: You?
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  Speaker 5: Ryan Stevens had so much whip in his stick. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: if I tried to play pass with it, it would
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  Speaker 5: just go. It would I throw at somebody and it
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  Speaker 5: would be a bounce past every time.
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  Speaker 4: I don't understand those people, like they released. They must
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  Speaker 4: have released the ball like he he shot. It's so
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  Speaker 4: hard it was scary. Yeah, it comes out fast. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I gotta I gotta get a stick back in my hands.
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  Speaker 4: I would really like to play hockey, to be honest.
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  Speaker 4: I'd love to get a good well pond puck honestly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys see that in Philly? There's been a
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  Speaker 1: guy who's all the rivers in lakes and ponds in
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  Speaker 1: the Northeast are frozen over. Central Park's frozen over. People
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  Speaker 1: are walking on Central Park.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: Are we getting like a storm this weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Allegedly there's gonna be ten inches, But I don't believe it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe it.
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  Speaker 4: I would love that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe it for a single.
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  Speaker 4: Cover up that dog poop. Yeah, fresh layers right now,
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  Speaker 4: it's ugly out there, but it would just be ugly,
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  Speaker 4: like no, a new layer, a new coat that freshens
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  Speaker 4: everything up.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of our small government brothers and sisters with
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  Speaker 1: whom we work are there. Caught a gaggle of them
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  Speaker 1: yesterday pointing outside, being like, why haven't they cleaned this
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  Speaker 1: up yet? Who is this our small government brothers and sisters.
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  Speaker 5: I get it now, idea. You know what I'm talking
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  Speaker 5: people who complain that.
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  Speaker 4: Government's too big, that there's government, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then they're like someone should be cleaning up the snow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, people were furious with n and you know who
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  Speaker 4: you know who cleans up that snow?
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  Speaker 1: Big government, big government, clean snow. You can't be complaining
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  Speaker 1: about the snow not getting cleaned up and being a
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  Speaker 1: small government guy, either don't complain or be a big
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  Speaker 1: government guy.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a medium government guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think I'm a healthy in between as well.
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  Speaker 4: Medium Yeah, Like I wouldn't hate having the snow cleared out.
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  Speaker 1: See, I don't care about the snow being I don't
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  Speaker 1: care about the snow being there. I'm a small government
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  Speaker 1: to that.
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  Speaker 4: And more into like immigration and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 5: My medium government, my medium government says you you can
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  Speaker 5: have a visa, but you gotta shovel a ton ton
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  Speaker 5: of snow to earn it. You see that block that's yours.
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  Speaker 5: When you're done, come on over city Hall.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: You know what I think is like the you know
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: what I think is like almost embarrassing is the people
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: who's they their cars when they get snowed in. It's like,
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: you got to have some sense of like responsibility, let's
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: maybe free up the car.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Well, dude, unless you act fast like that, those cars
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: are going to be there and act fast. You gotta
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: act fast, I know. But those cars are gonna be
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: like found like a mosquito and amber.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're never coming out.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be like, well, yeah, ancient diseases are
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: going to be in those cars where they finally come out.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: They're stuck there literally forever.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: And if there's a new wave of snow, they're gonna
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: be further crystallized.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: And then it's gonna be like COVID. We're gonna have
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: just all those fucking things taken up the sides of
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: the street. There's gonna be massive mountains of snow with
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: like a Toyota Corolla under them.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: My theory. My theory as to why people aren't moving
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: those or shoving them out is that if it is
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: so immersed in snow, they're not getting tickets.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: True, so it's like free parking.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well yeah, because those cars are they're not doing
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: alternate side street there's no street cleaning. Cleaning suspended, yeah,
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: which would mean that there'd be no tickets in the
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: first place.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: So but if street cleaning is suspended, what are those
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: brothers and sisters.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Up to the street cleaners playing pool? Yeah?
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, they're there at the hall, at the billiards.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: All they're playing hall.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: Actually, no, they're all driving Zamboni's not ice or cleaning
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: up the ice for Tommy Stevens, giving him fresh fresh
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: surface to work work on.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Do you think if you're in the figure skating in
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: the Olympics. I knew it was kind not Tommy. Who
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: the fuck is Tommy Stevens? Do you think you would
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: rather skate fresh after the zamboni or do you want
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: the ice broken in? Because they don't they don't redo
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: the zamboni in between every person. Actually, I don't think they.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: I think they might redo it once the whole time.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: You probably want a little chopped to it.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I don't know.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know what happens if you toe pick in
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: someone's old top and someone's old toe pick, then you're
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: going exactly single. And then yeah, that's how you a
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: quad god.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but don't you want the tires to be hot though?
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Like in the F one movie?
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, kind of, then you're then then you'd just be
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: borrowing the skates from the person that went before you.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: I mean, skating on some fresh ice. Is it's good?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Is it nice?
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: It's nice?
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: That's like water skiing on glass.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: We used to call it.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: That's how we wake up early for it. Oh yeah,
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: it's say it's glass right now, let's go six six
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: a m on the lake.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah so nice. I gotta get out to baff with
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: my brothers.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: That's what little BAMF trip. We used to do. Dock starts.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: That's where you sit on the dock and you have
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: to have a little bit of.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know why you guys we were still
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: on ice skating, but yeah, you could do both on
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: band final so you could water. That's why I was
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: thinking we go to bad you could do everything. Then
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: I'm ready for Bamf.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm there.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: I'm ready for baf Margera. Everyone that I know that's
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: been to Bamp said it's like the nice place on
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: the planet.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that might be my summer vacation this yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, I've been trying to get the fellows up
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: to Bamf bat Up.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I would love to go to Bathamp.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: You know they got in Baff Bowl trout. No, that's
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: not a real thing.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: They're endangered bold trout. Yeah, they are just in the
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: lake everywhere, the biggest lake trout. Well, actually no, not everywhere.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: They're very hard to find. Is that you can't say
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: they're endangered and then say they're everywhere in the same sentence.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: People were furious at me about my comments about Dave's permit.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Why I don't know. They were like, come down to Florida.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: I'll get you on one of these and thirty seconds,
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: easiest fish in the world to catch. It's like, well,
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: I don't live in Florida.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: People were mad that we didn't called Dave like fat
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: and gross enough either.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were mad at us Dave.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Fat and gross. Are you happy? Are people happy now?
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Were like mad. People were like tagging Shane. They
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: were like clear opening to just roast day here and
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: he didn't even take it like. I don't think any
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: of us were really thinking about Dave like that. We
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: were talking about his fish.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Anyways. You guys are on the dock getting ready to
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: fucking launch. You guys are launching.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: I liked the direction we were going bowl trap. I
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: don't want to talk about dock starts.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: A lot of that.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Invan dock starts, you take a little slack, yeah, because
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: you got to have a little slack so that the
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: boat can accelerate. And then you throw the slack and
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: it rips you off the dock. And it's a very
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: risky game of If you have too much slack, then
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: the boat's going so fast that your arms get ripped
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: out of your seas. But if you have too little slack,
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: then you're not The boat's not going to be going
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: fast enough, and you'll just fall into the water and
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: have a hard time getting out. You want to The
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: whole point of the dock start is that you literally
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: don't even get.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Wet, Yeah, but you get wet at the end.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Not if you're so good that you can actually let
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: go of the rope and ski into the dock and
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: sit down.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I tried this. I found that sounds like a way
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: to get.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Really risky game. Smash my knee on the ladder on
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: the dock, came in too hot, blood everywhere, bull trout
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: coming in, smelled the blood in the water.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: School of bull trout, school of ball.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and people are just shooting the running of the
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: bull trout. Yes, there's just Spanish men with scars around
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: their necks.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: Bull trout, bull trout, see red in the water.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: They charge exactly, That's what it is. But I mean,
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: I think this is I think this is Bamf is
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: like the white whale for fish Week.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I think, Okay, we work our way up to damp Patagonia.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean Patagonia. See. The problem is I haven't
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: really been to either, so I don't really know. Like,
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: in my eyes, they're both amazing.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Patagonia is twenty three hours to get there. It's it's
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: a hike, baff we could take a three hour flight
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: to Calgary in a two hour drive.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: That's yeah, no way.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Really, mamph isn't that far.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: I think Banf's pretty far.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: It's not. It's not very north.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: Hey, Tyler, could you see how far Banff is.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: It's definitely not as far as Argentina.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: No, that's true.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, three hours to Calgary, maybe four to Calgary and
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: then a two hour drive from there.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: I always thought Banff was near sort of like Vancouver.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: I thought maybe we fly to Vancouver.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: I think it's like sort of. I think it's like
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: above like Minnesota almost. Oh then maybe okay, yeah, maybe
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: maybe like a little above to the left.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: I'll be in the Bloomington House of Comedy March nineteenth
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: to the twenty first. Yeah, punch Up Dot Live, Slash
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: francis alas Bloomington, Minnesota.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Basically in Minneapolis close though, well.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: There's a Bloomington, Indiana. I know, a great Bloomington.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: I know everyone says it's very nice there.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Cool in Minnesota or Indiana, India.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Five hour flight to where Alberta five hours to and
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: how many?
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: How many hours from Calgary to UH?
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: I mean we'll be flying the boy Dad jet though
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: we cut that down to three. Dave said, if we
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: surpassed one hundred and fifty thousand subscribers on YouTube, we
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: get a jet. Yeah, that's the hour and a half
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: drop all and then, especially because you're already in. You're
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: pretty much already in Bamp. That's fine, that's fine. Yeah,
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: hour and a half drive through Vamp, we'll take it. Yeah.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Can we take the scenic route? Yeah, make your routs
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: of scenic route.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got to be scenic as hell up there.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: I think they got bears, they got good fishing, they
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: got water skiing off the dock.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Do you know what I was thinking about today? Here's
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: what I was thinking about for my next wedding. Do
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: you think I should go.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Huh that you're going to be having or you're attending.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: That I'm holding for myself?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: Do you think that I should go huge or humble?
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: The biggest anyone's ever gone? Like?
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: This is it? I'm not going through the One Times
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Square like fireworks shooting off. It's like it's like the
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: halfpipe runs in the Olympics, like the first one. You
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: want to lay it down exactly. You want to get something. Yeah,
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: you're a little conservative. Yeah, and then you notice like,
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: oh shit, Japanese people, I gotta go bigger.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're going bigger. I gotta go bigger.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: You want to meddle with this wedding?
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: You want?
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: This may be my last Olympics exactly, So leave it
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: all out there. I'm either I'm either inviting everyone or
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: I'm dying on the side of this fucking half pipe.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: What are what are me and sas more likely to
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: get invited to?
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: No, you guys are both going to be invited to
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: this one, the big one. I mean, even if I
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: don't do a big one, I think we this is
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: we gotta do it.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: You never know.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: And I was thinking about that, and I thought to myself,
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: if I invite Harry to my wedding, what are the
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: odds that he sleeps through it?
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: What are we talking? How can can you make it?
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: What would work for you? Yeah? The only time I
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: would ever sleep through something is if it was like two,
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: like from the hours of like, yeah, two.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: Who do you think is going to have their next
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: wedding first? Me or Harry?
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Interesting? Interesting question?
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: Who do you think is getting married first?
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Again? For the first past?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I guess I could say you.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: I mean, you're planning the wedding.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's just.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Just putting a down payment on a venue before you
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: have a spouse.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: A woman, Yeah, she's gonna have to like it, which
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: is why she's not gonna speak.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: You want a big wedding or a small wedding. I
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: have both. I'm hoping you say, really fucking.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: Well, this is why, because we could. We could do
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: wedding in BAF and kill two birds with a wedding
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: whole week.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: I'm all for that fish. We don't think what's the
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: soonest we could get that going. I don't know, but
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: let's put it. Let's put it this way.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Ready, we're going to say, we're gonna say you're gonna
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: have to food options for dinner, either bowl trout or
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: what else? Meat bol trout?
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: You can't especially had a wedding. Why not?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: You can't trout? What do you mean?
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Serve and endangered species as your wedding meal? Well, this
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: is my last wedding though, That's the whole point. We've
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: got to go big. It will be the last wedding
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: where they're ever serving boltrout.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Everybody, here's a here's a helping an entree of bowl trout,
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: was a side of eagle.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Eagle jerky some dodo meat.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Are bald eagles in dangered everywhere? Just America?
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: No, I don't eve think they're endangered anymore. I think
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: I think I think we got to clear that up. Yeah,
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: I think I think we need to actually kind of
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: get them again. I think we need to do some trimming. Yeah,
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: and there's too many. You don't want to be there past.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: You should see one a lifetime.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: They're like, uh, they're like the wild boars. Yeah, they're
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: like faral hogs where we should be able to just
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: get in a helicopter and mow down with the fucking
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: big gun.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: The fucking flock of eagles.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: I've been wanting to kill eagles for a while.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Did they even flock? Like, have they ever been in flocks?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Flock of eagles? I don't think they roll solo really.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Wolves are confusing because they all go in a wolf pack,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: but they'll also be lone wolves.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Well, I think if you see a lone wolf, you
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: know it's sick.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Is that true? No? I don't know. I just think so.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: I didn't know if you meant like literally sick.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: It could be mentally. It could be mentally going through
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: some stuff.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: I think it's got something and the other wolves said
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: get out, get out of here.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Do you think it's ever actually really alone or is
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: it like what is it like fifteen feet away from
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: its boys. There's taking taking off, taking a breather. I
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: think it's alone.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I think that, but they have bipolar disorder.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Oh did you ever see that uh Liam Neeson movie
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: where he fights the wolves?
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: I know what you're what's they called? I don't know.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: It's awesome, dude, I know what you're talking about.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Snow something I don't know. I mean he's plane crashes
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: and then oh, yes, I have seen that. What is it? Gray?
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: That was a good movie. Never seen it?
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: That was a good one. I don't though, but I
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: remember at one point he like tapes glass shards to
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: his hands and fights him hand to hand.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Dude, if you taped glass yards to your hand and
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: you tried to like attack a wolf with it, you
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: would like slap the wolf and the glass yards would
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: just fall off of your hand.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Thinking that he put it on the palm of his
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: hand is so funny that he was not punching the wolves,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: but he went and was slap.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: I don't eve think I would affect them a wolf.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I think if you got him in the right spot,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: they got thick skin. But like the eyeball, you gotta
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: go for like the mouth and the eyeball.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: You're thinking of like some sort of crocodile. No, No,
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: I don't know that wolves have the skin. You think
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: they definitely do.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Where did you get that? For wild animals? They all do?
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: They have maybe thick fur.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Thick fur make for great rugs.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Now they get in they get in battles to the
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: death like every day. Oh, you're talking scar tissue, Yeah
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: all right, maybe?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who was talking about wolves that you like? You like,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: cut the wolves. You're supposed to cut the wolve's tongue
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: and then they start like they don't realize that they're
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: bleeding out or something like that. They start like licking
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: themselves and they don't realize that they're bleeding out or
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Seems like a really slow way to kill a wolf.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like there's got to be a better way to
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: be I mean, if you can get off their tongue.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: You can get hold of the tip of a wolf's tongue.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: And just a couple of cuts and then you let
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: it go on its own.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: Take that knife that you're cutting its tongue with and
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: cut its throat.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Now they stabs to the belly.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: What do you wait? What?
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: What?
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: What?
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: What are you like a fucking girl, like a high
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: school girl.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Trying to like a thousand cuts.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bulliet, I'm just gonna play rumors about this.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: The best way to kill a wolf is to put
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: a burn book.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Out, Yeah, read it.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: To feed this wolf like proteins that it thinks her
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: dietary fat and watch it get fat.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Grapes and chocolate. You know. The easiest way to kill
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: a wolf is to scatter grape so long it's nest.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: It's then waiting nine years for kid failure. It's the
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: best way to kill a wolf. That movie sick though,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah I haven't.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: I haven't. I feel like I haven't watched like a
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: banger of a movie in a while. You're about to
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: finish Madmen.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: I watched Eddington.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, pretty great fucking call. Yeah pretty slow. That
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: was awesome. Yeah did you watch it? You like it?
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: I loved it. Isn't the ending insane? Oh my god,
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: he's got the fucking giantcraft. That ship was crapy. It
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: was so good. It was so good. I also thought
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: it was just like I thought it was like funny
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: and I like, yeah, the COVID stuff, like I thought
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: it was.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: I thought it was a good story. There was some
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: really funny stuff in it. I don't know why that
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: didn't get more hype. I don't know why I missed
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: that one. I think it did when it when it
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: first came out, did it?
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I think it. I think people were talking about
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: it was fucking awesome.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: We got to have an Oscar party. Yeah, yeah, just
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: this guys up in bands.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: As grade nice.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: When are the Oscars March fifteenth or some shit like that.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Have you guys heard anything about the podcast nominees.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I fear that Polar is gonna have our ass licked again.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Polar's going for the triple crown.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: You saw that, You saw that Rogan. Rogan didn't submit.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, yeah, I think he said it was what
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: like one hundred bucks or it was like something. The
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: fee was like pretty small. It was like five hundred
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: bucks or some ship. Well what whatever the case. I mean,
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: the fact that there's a fee is ridiculous. Well yeah,
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: I think that's how it works. Not applying to a
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: condomitee and this bullshit.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I don't like it at all because anybody that could
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: afford it, it's not like they need that money. No,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: they're just trying to gouge.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Just for him for what.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like when you have to like pay like
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: a processing fee when you go to a small country
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that, like for like their visa
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: to use their visa. Just like twenty bucks to a
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: person at a desk, It's like they're just taking the
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: twenty bucks. Yeah, whoever at the oscars is just taking
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: that money. By the way, you boys see.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: These ashes, You see these ashes going, what'd you give up? Yeah?
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: I got ashes.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: I haven't given anything up yet. I don't know what
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: to give up.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: I literally was walking past the priest on stream today
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: and I was like, can I get some ashes? He
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: was like, he basically just hit did me on the spot.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: He did a drive by ashing.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know if that counts.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: He was wearing a dress.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: That definitely doesn't count.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: All pests are always wearing dresses. What are you talking about?
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Fuck?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Men of the frock dresses. That's what presets wear, frocks.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: Now, it's too bad you didn't get ash. We could
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: have called you ashy Harry.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, would have been so good.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: So you got the ashes, but you got nothing to
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: give up.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I don't think you have to give up something when
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: you get the ashes. Yeah you do.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: You don't giving ash It's good, that's smart. I said
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: to myself. I've been way too.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Why don't you give everything?
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Why don't you give up alcohol?
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good idea you could use.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: You could use a little break, try out.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: How would at mind drawing out? I've already broken it
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: though this morning? Oh really, I had Hennessy cupcakes with
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: the Hennessy shooter inside the hell. Yeah, in the Bronx
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: and the Bronx, it fucking it's awesome. Yeah, I think
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: it's it's I saw two I was there for three hours.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I saw two white people. Yeah, there's only two white
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: people in the whole Bronx.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: And it's what it was Chef Donnie and his brother.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Is that where they used to live?
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we went up to their playing Harlem.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Hal Harlem has more whites than the Bronx, Yeah, there
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: are none. One of them was a crackhead, like a
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: clear crackhead.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Like.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: There was a door that was just like cracked open,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: playing the loudest music ever. And I went up to
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: the door and put my ear up to it, and
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: then a crackhead fucking snuck up behind me and asked
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: for a dollar.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Spook me.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, guys, I had a bad moment recently. I forgot
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: to tell you about this crackhead. Yeah, but I don't
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: know what what he was on. But I was on
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: the subway sitting down and a guy came on. It
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: was pretty packed. There's a guy to my left looking
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: down in the sky. You smelled them before you saw him. Yeah,
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: I mean the crack like the center of a pile
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: of leaves and fall that had been left.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Out petrocore for months.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, damp, Yeah, just like snap your fingers and he's
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: going to catch fire. Yeah, either way, really really tough.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: And he came up to me and this other guy
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: and we're hitting out and he has a dollar in
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: his hand and he goes like this to us.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Was he showing off.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: More than you got one of these?
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: But anyway, I I made the mistake of looking up
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: at him and gone, I'm sorry, I don't have any Yeah,
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: he said, broke boy. The guy to my left made
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: no acknowledgment of him, And as soon as I did that,
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: he stepped back and started going like.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: This at you. Yeah to my face, was.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: You hit him with the neo?
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: I was scared no, no, no, that's funny.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: I was pretty spooked because I'm sitting down, you know
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: what I mean, You're not in a defensive position, completely vulnerable, vulnerable.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: So when he stepped back and he was doing this,
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: so then I had to make a decision, which was
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: I want to be prepared to defend myself. I don't
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: know what the fuck is this guy's going to do,
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: complete lunatic and I stood up, and I worried that
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: standing up.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: He would take as a.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I hope you didn't.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: I pulled two shards of glass out of my pocket,
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: taped from my wrist, and I said, next time I
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: see that tongue, buddy, and you have a couple of
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: rough months.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: You were fingering some grapes in your pocket.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: But I stood up and he kind of like continued
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: now and he was like sneering, and he's like like that,
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: and I then I was wearing my nice coat, and
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: I remember thinking like, I can't fight with a coat on.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: I can't protect myself. Who do I trust to hold
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: my coat while I'm rolling around with this fucking peatrie
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: dish just like moved to the car over though, dude,
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: it was packed and we were in between stations and
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: then finally we stopped and I did get off.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so who did you decide? Who'd you give the
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Laura piano?
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: Well, there was a nice Asian woman. It was my
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: air mess coat. It was a nice Asian woman that
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: I felt like, if I hand this to her and
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: I'm choking this guy out on the on the floor
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: of the subway, I trust that when he's unconscious, she'll
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: still be here holding it.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, she said, wrong choice, buddy.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Guy's dead.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I'm like, where your coach is whipping around the corner.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Dam, So did you give her your coat? No?
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: I just stepped away, But I was if he. I
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: was watching him the whole time, and he's watching me,
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: and he's making these menacing motions.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: And did you say anything or react? No, kind of
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: stood up. You look around.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: I mean everyone's like playing this game of like pretend
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: like nothing wrong is happening. Yeah, everyone's keeping their heads down. Yeah,
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: and there's this. That's the tough thing about the New
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: York crazy person on the subway situation is like if
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: you play that way, if you play like just keep
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: my head down, don't, maybe they won't notice me. You're
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: opening yourself up to to get in fucked like you're
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: no defensive position at all.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's kind of how I do it, to be honest,
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: and then and then turn the music up a little louder. Yeah,
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: but that's just get ready to be ready for the stabbing. Yeah, okay,
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: you're like the last song I want to hear. Yeah, yeah,
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, But I also have gotten out
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: and just switched cars. That's what I did. Yeah.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Well, I think that you were in no risk of
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: him actually having a gun because he didn't even have money. Yeah,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: he's not going to have a gun and no money.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: If so, he would just rob people, you know what.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: I mean, asking for money, pulling the gun. Yeah, the gun.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: Guns are worth money.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those are worth one hundred bucks at least.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no matter what, are guns like weirdly cheap? Some
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: guns are. Yeah, Like I'm pretty sure like a gun
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: costs less than like a PlayStation PlayStations are.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, I saw I use PlayStations in the Bronx
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: today for four hundred and forty nine dollars. There's I mean,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: that's insane.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Is that a lot to buy a Yeah, that's a
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: terrible deal.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a terrible deal. Use you could buy an
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: arsenal of guns for that, all the thirty guns at least.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure a good gun only runs you like
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: thirty bucks. These days, I can't be true.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: One solid gun, that's a hand me down good guy's second,
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: that's the guy and the gun the guy in the
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: subway had.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Maybe it's like forty for a tattered piece of coat.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Or that's like the sticky gun from Home Alone. Yeah,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I remember Home Alone two. There's like the guy's like,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: what happens to the gun?
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: It gets really popped in like syrups. Yeah, that's the gun.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: When you take it off your hand, you got like
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: a residue all over your palm. You press it once
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: in the trigger just stays. It makes that sound like
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: a toy guns bubbles. Did you guys ever have any
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: toy guns? Sure? Did? Would you have? Those were the
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: only ones? I had? Airsoft paintball NERF. I was more
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: of a NERF guy. Yeah, I had NERF. NERF was great,
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: but it was expensive. NERF was great. The problem is
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: that you just lose the bullets. Han, Yeah, exactly. Do
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: you play with it for fifteen minutes and you be Okay,
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Now I have four bullets and I started with six hundred. Yeah.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Did you ever have a super soaker? I don't remember.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I think I had the CPS
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: two thousand.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: They were just throwing numbers on those things.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: That's the constant pressure system two thousands. Oh wow, Yeah,
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: you could actually powerwash you.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: I had I had, I had NERF guns, and then
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: I got a rubber band gun, which was sick. Those
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: were fun. We used got a Lake Placid for hockey
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: tournaments and everyone would bring the rubber band guns and
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: we would have like big battles in the in the hotel. Wow,
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: it was fun as fun shoot the rubber Yeah. That Yeah,
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: you could make those.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: You can just do it on your hand basically, if
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: you just wrap it around.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But you could also get like one where you
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: could like load up like six rubber bands. Pretty fucking rifle. Yeah,
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: it's pretty sick. And then I got a BB gun,
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: which was cool. I wasn't allowed to have those. It
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: was my grandpa's and he gave it to me and
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: I brought it home and my parents were furious. Ye
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: I got to use it like three times. Would you
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: kill nothing. I just shot hands. Oh, it was pretty crazy.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: It would go through both sides ship. Yeah, Like what
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: did he do?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: How did he break it in?
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: I think they used to use it to shoot. I
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: think it wasn't his, it was his sisters maybe. And
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: she had dogs and the neighbors dogs would come over
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: and try to fuck their dogs, so she would shoot
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: them in the butt and they would run away. Really, yeah,
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: that's insane. You had a interesting upbringing.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Just get a fence.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Where was this? I have no idea?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: So insane that the dogs are just coming over. Have
• 42:37
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• 42:42
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• 42:43
  Speaker 4: No, I actually just saw that yesterday.
• 42:45
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• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Who's in it?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: It's it's a reality, It's like real.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 42:51
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• 42:53
  Speaker 1: the first episode, just like he bought a land, probably
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Montana or something like that, and horses are just constantly
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: coming onto his land and he's killing the horses. No,
• 43:01
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• 43:02
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say that's crazy.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: With the BB guns. Yeah, just shooting them in.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: The horse is delicious. So I've never had it, you
• 43:10
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• 43:13
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then I got airsoft guns as I got older.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: Airsoft guns were never fun though I never I still
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: don't know what they are. It's like BB guns, but
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: it's like light pellets, so it doesn't like hurt like
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: BB gun if you shot, if I shot you with
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: a BB gun, it would fucking kill like you'd be
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: like so you'd probably scream. But if you got shout
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: with it like I got used to get it. We
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: me and my friends used to just shoot each other
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: point blank with airsoft guns.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: A yeaheah, I mean there's that plastic.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they have like, uh like co two powered ones,
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: which those ones would hurt a lot.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: Can you kill animals with the airsoft gun?
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Maybe like a super strong one.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: You could kill like a squirrel, but like it would
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: have to be execution style. Yeah, you'd have to have
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: the squirrel kneeling in front of you and shoot it.
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: Like yeah, he felt funny that departed, Yeah, departed classic
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: kill a squirrel.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: And throw people off the sin from the fact that
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: you're struggling with your sexual show up to practice the
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: next day, act everything like everything's normal.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Then the was that like there's something like there's some
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: lore about that line that he felt funny?
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I saw that clip. Yeah, what was that?
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: It was like he he was like, wouldn't it be
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: dark if I said that? Yeah, And then he had
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: thought of other stuff.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: But if you leave the camera rolling, she felt funny.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: But if you keep the camera rolling, Ray stops and
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: looks at me and I go, yeah, I get it.
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: I yeah. But if you probably god.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it gets worse and worse. This stuff Oh yeah,
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: that's that's what it was. He He was like, what
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: if we did what if you keep the camera? Was
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: that Matt Damon that was talking about it? Yeah, that's
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: really good.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Wow, that's interesting. I didn't know that it was really good.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: That movie's so fucking good. Yeah, I gotta watch that again. Same.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I rewatched the Town and uh, right after all they
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: were telling their stories about it, and they said that
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: the story of of them driving up and the cop
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: was just there while they all like or with their
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: like semi automatic weapons.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Of that that like really happened. Yeah, yeah I heard
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: that too. Wait that that that wasn't planned?
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: No, that that that happened to They were like interviewing
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: inmates and one of the inmates had had that experience.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's amazing, and he just declined to Uh,
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: that's what I would do, follow the cop.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: I like them. My favorite scene is the flower when
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: this is when Ben Affleck goes back to the flower
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: shop at the end. Yeah, you think the only guy
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: in Charlestown with a gun.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: The same way I clip.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: But we we always make fun of our friend Derek
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: Dresher because he got an argument with like a comedian
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: and he sent them like a his address and he
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: goes come by for dinner anytime, and that's like what
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: he says. He's like five to one five Bunker Hill,
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: stop by any time. Yeah, it's a banger. That's a
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: good one.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Our our uber driver coming back from the Bronx, Uh
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: he was uh. He was a Mexican speaking man. Yeah,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: he spoke Mexican fluently. And on our way back, uh,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Like I was just zoned out on my phone. Once
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: we got into Manhattan and a fucking guy, just a
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: ball guy, came out of nowhere and fucking slammed the window.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Was like, next time, I'm going to fuck you up.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: And the driver was like I'm not the fucking right one,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Like you better if you're gonna do it, if you
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: want to say you do it, you actually do it.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Fuck you and your fucking family. I was like, fucking
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: shot in the camera guy, I was like filming this problem.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, what happened? And he said like he
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: tried to like cut in from the right, but it
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: was like this big fucking bald white guy with his
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: like dog hanging out of his pickup truck clearly not
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: built for Manhattan. And then the rest of the drive home.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Our driver just had his middle finger in the rear view,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: just fucking constantly pipping him off. I've been arrested three
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: times for this. I was like, Jesus Christ, dude, he's
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: the wrong one. So I jumped, like really scared.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: I was like so shocked. Someone smashing the window like that,
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: it is like horrifying.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was zoned out, and that's a crazy person.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Someone who's just banging the window. God, that's someone who's
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: looking to fight and along with the cab driver.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the driver was like why he got back
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: in his car. Those guys, I mean afterwards, we were like,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: we're like, we have your fucking back, dude, We'll fuck
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: that guy. But I was not putting. I wasn't gonna
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: say a word to that guy while he was there.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: I feel like the I feel like that, like cab
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: drivers are uber drivers. I feel like that job has
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: to be up there with like the intensity and stress
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: levels of like the people that have to stand outside
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: of like LaGuardia and blow the whistle for hours.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: They're permanently boiling.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just up here. Yeah, that is that is a
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: great observation. Those guys are, I mean they must have
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: to show up. Yeah, you have to, like you have
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: to like.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Get into an argument with your girlfriend before.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: You come to work. Yeah, i'd imagine it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: All right, lady, listen, I'm not really feeling it today.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: Can you just tell me like I don't support our
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: kids the way you wish I did.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Or like like hey, I didn't cheat, but I'm going
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: to tell.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: You, Yeah exactly, I'm gonna need you. I needed I
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: feel I need an extra push today.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: It's like that when that d tackle on the Jaguars
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: used to have the strength and conditioning coach slap him.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he walks out the door and he's like, that
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: fucking bitch has no idea.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: I just wish she'd keep it moving, all right, Let's
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: keep it moving, Let's keep it moving, all right. I'm
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: in the zone. I'd imagine they had those people on
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: like the same, like the same like ritual. They had
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: the girl from Wizard of Oz on just like pow
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: fill him up with fucking coke in the morning, just
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: power him down with Xanax as soon as the ship.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: So that's what was happening on Judy Garland and yeah,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: what Yeah you didn't hear that.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: I heard something like that.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: They just had her on a schedule. Really, yeah, filled her.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: They would just pump cocaine and xanax.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was living. I mean, I don't know if
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: it was those exactly, but it's the same thing.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just different names. Yeah, what that's why she was
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: acting like that.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: I don't Yeah, I think, I mean I think they
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: were like, Yeah, they fucked her up pretty bad. You know,
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: that's Hollywood though.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're abusing her too. I'm sure that's the price
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: you pay for being great.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: I went to dinner last night at eleven Madison Park.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Oh that place is great. Yes, are they still going
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: only no meat?
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: No, they switched back. We talked about this before the
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: show a little bit, which is why this is funny.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: But there they switched back. They have the meat again.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: They have the duck. That's their famous dish. Yeah, but
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: get this, this was cool. You know how when you
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: go to those nice places. I don't know why I'm
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: looking at you, Harry, they'll often bring you back into
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: the kitchen as part of like the gimmick.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Have you been to like you've been to some of
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: those places.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever been back in the kitchen.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: I've been a place that faced the like face the kitchen.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever been invited back.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: I've never been invited back.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: If you ask, if you go to like one of
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: the like you've didn't you guys go to Bernarda with
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: big cat and stuff.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we didn't get to on the back.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: If you would ask, they often they'll they'll.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Tell me to the kitchen and Bernard Den.
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: They have like a whole thing. It's like a gimmick thing.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: I wasn't Corner Den. Yeah, I said, I wasn't a
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: big fan. If I'm going to be real.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: That one's probably the most formal.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: All of my memories today on my photos is me
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: at Bernard In. I have tons of fucking Bernardine, Like
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: this is a fucking Bernard Den meal. Fucking there's another
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Bernard Den, multiple memories at different meals at Bernard Den.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: I've never been there. I think that one's the most fancy.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: LM.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: Madison Park is a little more laid back, but I
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: was there with a buddy of mine who works in
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: the wine industry, so he had gotten his family's wine
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: onto the menu. So it's kind of like a work
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: dinner for him. And anyway, they brought us a wine.
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: His wine is called Knight's Bridge. It's from California. It's
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: really good.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Nice what and what what great did they have on
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: the menu.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Well, we drank some of their chardonnay, which paired really
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: well with the lobster that was it.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: Was part they have butter.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: You know, dude, they've put his family's wine on the
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: reserve wine pairing, which is incredibly important because that place
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: has a wineless that has forty five thousand different bottles
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: on it. And if you're not actually part of one
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: of the pairings, your wine's never gonna get that consumed.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be collecting dust like the odds of someone
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: flicking through find oh page eight and ninety four. Hey,
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: that one looks good. No way, they brought us in
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: the back and they brought us into the wine cellar,
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: which was really cool.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Like that was it like a full It was like
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: the Gringots vault.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Was it like an office building?
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: You had to ride a fucking tramcar like you're in
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Donkey Kong to get that.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: I don't think they had all the wine in that
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: particular in that one spot, but they had like whatever,
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: four thousand, five thousand bottles there, so, uh, they knew
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: that I was from Maine. And he pulled out an
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: Aligash beer from twenty fifteen damn that he'd been like
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: aging and it was like dusty and specific, you know,
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: release from that year, and he poured it for us
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: and it was truly the best beer I've ever had
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: my entire fucking r no ice cold and perfectly fizzy.
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: It's amazing.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: That was probably one of the highlights. Then as we
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: were walking back out, you know, they have stations in
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: the kitchen. Yeah, and they have a coffee station, like
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: an espresso station, and I just casually was like, oh,
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: that's the GS three from Ma Mar Soko. And immediately
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: the Brista person was like.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: Would you say you no fucking coffee?
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: That was so nice for you?
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you then.
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: So I'm like, can you just walk me through like
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: your guys process, because they have the GS three machine,
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: but then it's all wired under this thing and then
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: they have two like group heads that are separate, which
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: is like the what you attached the basket the porta
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: filter too, and comes out. They were like I'm like, yeah,
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: I'm getting into espresso this whole journey. I just brought
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: bought a linea mikrap and they she was like, let's
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: make one. Yeah, let's make one. Let's make a cappuccino.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, oh my god, are you sure. She's like,
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: I'll make one, and then you make one?
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: What?
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: And I was like, And now now the staff is
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: gathering around because we were the eight pm seating and
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: they kept us. They were just giving us all kinds
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: of fun cool shit.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: So by now it was like twelve fifteen and we
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: were the only people left in the restaurant, and so
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: they had like cleaned everything up.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: So you were there for four hours.
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: I mean we walked out at twelve forty five. We
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: were there for four hours and forty five minutes.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ. Yeah, it was tough.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: It's like a true third space, like that's not your home,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: it's not your work, but you spend five hours there. Yeah,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: what the fuck?
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: That's insane. Yeah, that's nice.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: So you had the masters watching you, craft being all
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: the staff because I was making jokes and like, yeah,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: and everyone they were pretty much done for the night,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: so everyone could relax, and they had this one guy
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: who uh.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: I guess competes in barista competitions and that's a thing,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: by the way. Yeah, and he was like, I finished
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: third in this regional thing or something and I was like,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: holy shit. And he's like, I was like, can you
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: teach me latte art because that's the one thing that's
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: really still I'm not even close no stop, yeah, and
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: he's like, yeah, absolutely, So he taught me. He taught
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: me how to steam the milk, you know, put the
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: wand in fifteen degrees. You got to have the sound
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: like it's tearing paper. And then he got me to
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: the right texture of the milk. But I fucked up
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: the heart and everyone was like and they started clapping
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: for me. I'm like, that doesn't look like a fucking heart. Yeah,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: it looks like a tumor.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: Don't get these pay claps on the Madison Park staff.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this needs this needs to cardiologist bad. Yeah, so
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: swollen ventricle.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: But to make a cappuccino from the eleven Madison Park
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: gear with their staff in front of them was like
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: a highlight. Yeah, that's pretty cool for me of my
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: coffee life.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: That algash sounds nice, awesome, the wagon.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: That's my highlight. Yeah, I'm living through that algash.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Do you like with beers?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: You like? Love it? I don't know. Do you like them? Well?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: The white is the beer that they're known for, but
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: I don't really like that one. I find it too.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: I just don't like Belgian beers in general. And I'm
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: part of Belgian.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: Okay, I like all beer. What part of you is Belgian?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: I think my mom Belgian from the waist down.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Belgian cap, my mom's I'm part of my mom's family
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: is Belgian.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: That's pretty cool.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Have you watched in Bruges recently? That's a fucking classic one. Honestly,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: I never wanted to go to Bruges since I I
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: but when watching that it makes me want to go badly.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe after banf BRUEs.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: I would do that. Let's do all the Bees have
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: seven Psychopaths? It's by the same people. I heard that's
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: good seven psychopaths? Yeah, yeah, probably from me. Yeah, but
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: I've talked about it on the show before. I don't
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: need I didn't mean to upset you, you did.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: It's by the same person that did in Bruges, didn't
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: didn't that person?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: Also?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: Do?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: That other fucking Irish movie with the save.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: No no, Yeah, Sharon, Sharon. Seven Psychopaths is a great movie.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: Really, Yeah, I haven't heard that.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: You're selling it too much, dude, you're over selling it.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna watch it.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: It's just like a fun like you'll love it.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Do you get like do you you get like a
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: percentage every time someone see Are you doing a.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: Referral right now? Yeah? I remember, I remember I was
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: I think I was a senior in high school when
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: I watched that movie. I remember it was between that
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: and in Bruges, and I was like, we gotta watch
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: Seven Psychopaths. I didn't want to watch in Bruges.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: He thought it was gonna be boring.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I haven't seen it.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: You still haven't now see and they make it seem
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: like it's a fucking fair I.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: Saw it, but like I was like purposely not paying attention.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: Was that mean? Like I think bo picked it? Oh?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: And I was like I don't want to watch this,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: dislike it? Well that meant like you were getting a
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: blowjob or something. No, No, like I was just like
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: on my phone or something. Oh, I being a little bitch.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't put a movie on and then defiantly not
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: watch it. Oh no, this was like you were mad
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: at bow. We had like two guys in the group
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: that would always pick the movie, not you. No, never, man,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: why didn't you get that look? You picked good movies?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: I never got the look. Ever, literally, ever, that doesn't
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: make any sense to me. That's why I didn't want
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: to watch. We used to get in massive arguments.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: About it, and you never, like one created a more
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: democratic process.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: Never.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: So, who were these bullies that were just like, we
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: own the VCR, we're either watching our one of our
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: two selections or you're.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: Out of here. It was Bo and our friend Henry. Henry, Yeah,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: who's he? One of my other friends, Hank Awkward? Where's
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: he from? Place? Where does he live now? I think
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: the same place. I don't know where, I don't I
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: haven' talked to him in a while. He's still home.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know. He got someone pregnant early?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Have you ever even seen a VCR?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, I don't know about that.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: Why would you have even why would you even cross
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: paths with a VCR? I don't know, but I mean, yeah,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: of course your parents had a VCR growing up. Yeah,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: I feel like we used to watch movies on VCR.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: No way, yeah, no way. Yeah. I remember having the
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: big ass fucking HS tapes. Yeah. Man, you guys are
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: really poor. Yeah. This was in twenty fifteen. That's all
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: we had, all right.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: Dude, I saw I sent you this. Did you see
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: Did you watch that clip I sent you? Harry you
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: gotta go?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: What time is it? Like? Oh shit, I do Oh,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: I never mind. I thought you said. I thought you
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: said one thirty.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Oh he said two thirty?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, did I say or two?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: He said to thirty?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: Is what you said?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: For a second, I did say two thirty.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're fine. I just looked at my phone and
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: I was like, you were supposed to leave forty five
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: minutes ago.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: Did you watch that clip I sent you on Instagram
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: where they put the beans in them?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, I was crying. Wow, that's a classic. That
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: is so amazing because one of the funniest studios ever.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: I think these are beans. That's beans, it's food. He's like,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: that's the main phrase, and there's so much beans.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. It's genius, and beans are just one
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: of those things that's inherently funny.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, of course, how could. It's the funniest food by
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: a mile.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: My dad said he made some chili with beans recently
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: and he didn't realize he got I think black beans,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: and he just didn't realize that they had to be
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: like cooked.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: Or so, he said.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: He just made a whole vat of chili for just
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: himself with crunchy ass.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: For weeks. Yeah, pistachios.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: Well, now we know that your dad was, you know,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: making chili instead of playing baseball.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's literally what it was. But a little bit
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: of chili oil on the glove would have that.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, laughing. Tough to make chili with a glove on,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: just making a fine chili.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Do you guys still have your baseball gloves?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: I have a baseball glove in my apartment, but it's
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: not my, it's my it's my new one.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: No, I got rid of mine when we started chanting
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: on the bus, the lacrosse bus. Baseball sucks to do
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: that because sometimes we would have to split the bus
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: with the baseball team.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: We would just chant that.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now I have a new one, Dad, you break
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: it in for my softball days. Yeah, dresser, that's double
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: dresser in one episode exactly.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: Dresser drove me out of the league. I think he's
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: the commission It's insane. He's too and he's too He's
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: too into it. It was too much. It's like, dude,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to come hang out on a Sunday.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: The games are in Central Park. Yeah, Central Park is
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: too much.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: We would be Central Park. And then we had a
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: day where we were on Coney Island, which was that
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: was the day that Derek Bads tore something. He had
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: to go to the er within like fifteen minutes of
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: us getting there. Wow, we took like a forty five
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: minute uber to get there. And then he played like
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: one inning and had to go to the hospital.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: Do you think the reason I brought up the wedding
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: thing is that, like, I think that the guest list
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: for my wedding, my next wedding is going to be
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: so different, so different.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: And what kind of turnover are we talking about? Turnover?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: You mean like repeat customers. Yes, it's you know, maybe
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: maybe there's gonna be like ten ten of my best
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: friends that'll come. I'm thinking it'll be smaller, but I'd
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: like to invite some really interesting new people. I want, like,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: like the Yankees there.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I want like, so you're really swinging for
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: the fences. I want famous people there at Radio City.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Had the fact that Frankie had all the Islanders there,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: it's so sick. But but you could easily get like
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: We know would come to my wedding.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: You think absolutely Judge would come if I had him
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: close enough for him. Yeah, if I had it in
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: his apartment. Yeah, yeah, which I'm sure would be fine
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: for this paired down version.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: And a half.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Easily he could be your witness.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: I think we'll get Rizzo, we'll get Shane, and then
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: once we have them, we can use them to get
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah the other people even make a flyer of some sort. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: not to say the day, but a flyer. I just
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: have like twenty massive celebrities and none of my real friends.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be a good wedding. I'm just I'm just
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: concerned about venues.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be in the city. Let's do it that
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: River Cafe.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: Oh that's beautiful. I was thinking Radio City or the Garden.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: No, it's that's too big for how we think you got.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: To center stage at the Garden. Look, I'm in the
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: w W e or some ship. That's gotta be a thing,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: all right, like a megachurch wedding for sure.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: No, sure that they have big they have they have
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: big funerals like that. Why not big wedding? Didn't Who's wet?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Didn't DMX have his funeral at the Barclays.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: Something like that.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: I've been trying to take down big wedding for a while.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: Now. What is what does Drewski saying? I think that
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: they are just running? What's that? What is the Drew
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: Ski thing where he's got the mega church sketch? What
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: does he say when he has the shoes he's like,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: as I walk on the blood of Christ.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: I'm saving that sketch.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: You still haven't watched it.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: I'm saving it until you watch him Bruges not happening.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: I like the big wedding joke. I was. I was
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: listening for it.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: Harry do thank you?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: Do you think is there any world where you'd want
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: to have like a co wedding? I mean, our birthdays
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: are close.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: Only if it's in the round.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: I think from a finance undercard, it would work, but
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: it would probably.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: Be in our interests if that were to happen for
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: us to marry sisters. Well, we could definitely get more
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: celebs if we collabed, like if we did a joint
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: wedding co headline.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, but I think that Francis is gonna want to
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: have his own celebs because you're not gonna want everyone
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: to think that he got Aaron.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: Joe, because it's gonna be like who got Who's Shane there?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: What we'll do.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: What we'll do is we'll like we'll we'll designate what
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: they wear, right, and I'll get like pinstripe suits for
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: my grooms when you'll get like fly four.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: We'll figure out some sort of like like a failure
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: link where like when they buy their tickets for the wedding,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: like they'll get whose take whose link they use tickets.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: And we'll know and then we'll have like a pie
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: chart up behind us. Yeah, to show who got more
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: people into their wedding.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's a good idea.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: I mean it's gonna be pretty emasculating for you when
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: fucking bo is having to stand next to Judge Kevin Love.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you think O get I got some love.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: Stevens will be there, yeah for sure, but that can't
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: see each other out have them fight at halftime.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: It's entertainment instead of a band, instead of like a
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: saxophone or strings, you just have two guys fight.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: So if you could hire any celebrity to give your
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: best man speech, who would you have to do it?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: You gotta get gal like I was gonna see like Sebastian. Yeah,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: imagine Sebastian giving like a Peter Teel.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: Why him? I don't know palat fan favorites.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: I'm saying to bring the house down and make everyone lou.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: I want Jeff Epstein give my best man coming back
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: that what Oh my god, I got something to say
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: about a good friend of mine, because then like then
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: you're fucked. No offense. But it's like then it's like
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: if you have you have judged, you got Rizzo, But
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: it's like you got is that Jeff? Is that fucking Jeff?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: You'd have to counter him with Tupac or something like yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: recently deceased Reverend Jesse Jackson or something yeah good rock
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Kid Rock in his workout video was insane. Make his
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: MAHA video Yeah You Didn't Make America Healthy Again? Video
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: where he's doing push ups in the background of RFK
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Junior in a sauna.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: It was crazy. It was literally like it kind of
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: reminded me of like a Kyle Mooney sketch, like the
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: way it's edited with like the fucking fireballs popping up
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: on screen.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: It was very bizarre.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: It's crazy RFK is getting in like the cold plunge
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: with his jeans on. I think I saw something about that,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: but it was just a still fun uh. Yeah. I
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: follow those.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: Failing upwards. The yeah is that they're the name of
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: the new one that they throwing fits. I follow those guys.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: Their fucking page is hysterical, Yeah, because they do like
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: some meme posts that are pretty funny, but very inside baseball.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: I don't know if you know from the fashion world.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm not in touch unfortunately.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, inside inside never mind, what the fuck? I couldn't
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: think of it. It would have been funny, what is
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: the stuff your dad makes?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: Chili?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say inside chili for Ron's sake, but
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: I couldn't think of chili. And that would have been
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: funny chili too.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: Fuck, that would have been a banger.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Have those brothers reached out and said, we appreciate the
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: work you're putting in fashion way?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: I talked to them. I think that for me would
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: be a major endorsement. But I don't know if I've
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: quite figured out, you know.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Even just a post on the Reddit page, where's that
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: T shirt?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: From? This is just from sun Spell. I gotta throw
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: this one out. Why thick T shirt?
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: It didn't It's I've had it for so long and
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: I've worn it so many times.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: It's like, well, I think that's the nature of a
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: T shirt.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: I think it was white originally. Now it's cream. That's
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: never a good sign.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: It's definitely white as long as it doesn't bake. It's
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: bright white. Dude.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: I had a water testing kit from Marzoco they sent me,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: and fuck, is that you test your tap water?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: I see, So you test the pH the hardness, yea,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: the all kalinity. Maybe.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: Then there's this thing called like new chlorine, which I
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: don't understand what that is, and then there's also regular
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: chlorine or whatever. Yeah, but I'm halfway through testing my water.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: How does it even take that long? I thought you
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: just would pour a cup and stick a strip in.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: I kept getting distracted. It is really short, but I
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: just kept getting distracted.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: But it's cool, It's cool.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: To do science and like get a real sense of
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: what uh of what you're drinking every day because I
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: just drink my tap water.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah I filter it. No Oh, I got a Brita
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: pouring everything into this is me.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: I'm a man of the people. I honestly just go
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: to the store and I buy a big ass jug
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: every day. That's really wealthy. I mean it's like a dollar.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: I'm not drinking bottled water.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you go to a restaurant, You're not getting bottled still.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: I go to a restaurant, I'm asking for body armor
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: because that's the best water I had eleven Madison Park.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: They were like, do you would you like sparkling or still?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: And I was like, I want body body You got
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: any bas.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: I went to a restaurant in Rome called La Pergola
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: and they had a water some all er.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: Yes, I had that in l A one time.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: It's amazing.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. That's a scam, That's what that is.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, except when you actually ask them and then they
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: give you a specific type of water. You're like, this
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: tastes unlike any what.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: I've ever had, or like they'll let you taste a
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: couple next to each other and you're like I do
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: taste the difference.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: This is the last vile that Ricky Bobby Bouchet drank
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: and the water boy that brought him back to life.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: This was Mike's secret stuff. Yeah all right, all right,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: all right, subscribe to this podcast, would.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: Subscribed to the show. Just some just some full blown
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: riffing going on there. We will see you guys next week. Goodbye. Alright. No, was.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 7: Still still under the ground.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: So I looked out.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 7: To you, came around. I was only falling one way.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 7: I was only falling one bad day. WA drifted.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Food for was.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 7: So so then you leave.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: No, I come a loud.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 7: I was a phone in long I was on a
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 7: phone in I was on your phone in one way.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 7: I was on your phone in my street. You don't
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 7: get say.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: I was falling one way.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 7: See just a distant the bay fastball. That call it
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 7: just a we can't take as you can see stings ja.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Ja yes
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: Ass