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- 0:05Speaker 1: And when I woke up this morning, I was feeling
- 0:06Speaker 1: pretty dangerous. Tonos tonight they are what we thought they
- 0:12Speaker 1: were and we let about Hello, you plenty to win
- 0:17Speaker 1: the gate. They want you to cook the dinner. At
- 0:19Speaker 1: least they ought to let your shop for some of
- 0:20Speaker 1: the groceries. And on the way up, we're gonna buy
- 0:22Speaker 1: the kneecap Off playoffs. Here kidding me. I'm just here
- 0:25Speaker 1: so I won't get fine. How could he not be
- 0:27Speaker 1: romantic about football? H Welcome to bench with Vanetta. It
- 0:33Speaker 1: is super Bowl week, baby, so buckle up. Listen. Every
- 0:36Speaker 1: time I listen to a podcast and they're like, oh
- 0:38Speaker 1: my god, Annie issues, this person couldn't work to remember,
- 0:41Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, nobody cares. But this time
- 0:44Speaker 1: you have to know that we've just been the last
- 0:45Speaker 1: thirty five minutes figuring out some audio because it is
- 0:48Speaker 1: so imperative that this woman joins this show. I am
- 0:52Speaker 1: joined by two of my favorite gals in comedy and sports,
- 0:56Speaker 1: Megan Gaily, Sarah ta Janna. Can everyone here? Is everyone good?
- 1:00Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with both of you. Thank you for being
- 1:03Speaker 1: on the show. I love you guys. Should we harmonize
- 1:07Speaker 1: like a Meg what was that journey? Like you were
- 1:14Speaker 1: just so dedicated to fixing the audio situation, and we
- 1:16Speaker 1: really appreciate it. Roger Goodell dropped the ball, is what
- 1:19Speaker 1: you were saying. Yeah, I was able to catch up
- 1:22Speaker 1: on some tweet Twitter. I was like sitting here, going
- 1:26Speaker 1: I could have showered, but I didn't. And that's like
- 1:31Speaker 1: that's who you want. You want unshowered, tired, confused. I
- 1:35Speaker 1: want the real you. And I'm so grateful that you
- 1:38Speaker 1: guys are here, especially this week, like I saved the
- 1:40Speaker 1: best guests for one of the last episodes of the year. Um,
- 1:45Speaker 1: obviously we're gonna get to the super Bowl. We're gonna
- 1:47Speaker 1: break it down, We're gonna be really smart for y'all.
- 1:50Speaker 1: But first things first, I want to talk about the
- 1:51Speaker 1: dumber version of the Super Bowl, which is the Pro Bowl,
- 1:54Speaker 1: which we all loved. No I'm saying, I'm saying in
- 1:57Speaker 1: a late fun way. We love the b and we
- 1:58Speaker 1: love the Pro Bowl. We love the Pro Boil, we
- 1:59Speaker 1: love problem Sarah. You you like couldn't stop watching it
- 2:03Speaker 1: this weekend. You had it on in the car. I
- 2:06Speaker 1: had it on the car, like I First of all,
- 2:09Speaker 1: I was like, I just put it on passively on Sunday,
- 2:12Speaker 1: I was, you know, and then all of a sudden
- 2:14Speaker 1: I was hooked. And I was so invested in the
- 2:18Speaker 1: NFC winning because when you've been just hurt by your
- 2:23Speaker 1: Falcons all year, you're like, oh, I want to cheer
- 2:25Speaker 1: for what's it like to cheer for players that are good?
- 2:27Speaker 1: And so I was, I was hooked. I put it
- 2:30Speaker 1: on in the car, but I thought the Best Catch
- 2:33Speaker 1: competition was by far the coolest thing that they did.
- 2:36Speaker 1: It's like their version of the Slam Dunk contest, and
- 2:40Speaker 1: I wish more people had done it. But when they
- 2:44Speaker 1: were just like kind of setting it up, they were
- 2:46Speaker 1: showing Amanra st Brown in a pool like jumping and
- 2:50Speaker 1: catching the ball to practice, and I was like, and
- 2:53Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever seen Amanre with his
- 2:54Speaker 1: shirt off, but he is maybe the most perfect species
- 2:58Speaker 1: man I've ever seen. And rapping him to into a
- 3:01Speaker 1: pool over and over again to catch a football is,
- 3:03Speaker 1: I thank you, one of the greatest decisions. It's also
- 3:08Speaker 1: a challenge that has been on RuPaul's drag race. So
- 3:13Speaker 1: I love they took a page for a world of
- 3:15Speaker 1: wonder just kind of creativity anywhere. I full disclosure. Was
- 3:20Speaker 1: at a lake house in Indiana, WHI twelfth Sororities this
- 3:23Speaker 1: past weekend, so the Pro Bowl was not on the TV,
- 3:28Speaker 1: but I have catchup caught up on the clips, and
- 3:30Speaker 1: I think the lightning and a bottle of having two
- 3:34Speaker 1: brothers competing in terms of Peyton and Eli, that raises
- 3:39Speaker 1: the stakes. It's like we need that, and let's pick
- 3:42Speaker 1: brothers from Middle America that have never played football and
- 3:46Speaker 1: have to coach, you know, have bragging rights of who
- 3:49Speaker 1: mom likes the best on the line um and then
- 3:52Speaker 1: also getting to see like the mediocre players with the stars.
- 3:57Speaker 1: By the time the Pro Bowl gets there, you go,
- 4:00Speaker 1: it's a grab bag. We do have some Pro bowlers,
- 4:03Speaker 1: and we do have some guys that were just free
- 4:05Speaker 1: just there and I really schedules seeing Yes, I love
- 4:10Speaker 1: seeing that because you're like Derek cart, this is the
- 4:12Speaker 1: most passionate I've seen you for sure. Did you see
- 4:16Speaker 1: the video of him? Was just like, you know, like
- 4:19Speaker 1: you played so well. Yeah, it's the like that's the
- 4:21Speaker 1: best play. Is probably why I'm not here anymore. It's
- 4:23Speaker 1: like very funny. And I when a when a Jesus
- 4:27Speaker 1: guy can go out and do a last sah, what
- 4:33Speaker 1: were gonna say? Oh, I was just gonna say that.
- 4:35Speaker 1: I think that the flag football game was really fun
- 4:38Speaker 1: because a these guys grew up playing flag football, so
- 4:41Speaker 1: it was like a lot of stuff that they hadn't
- 4:43Speaker 1: done since they were younger. Their helmets are off, they're
- 4:46Speaker 1: talking way more smack. At one point, Stefan digs through
- 4:51Speaker 1: an interception to tray Vonnes. It was like it was
- 4:55Speaker 1: it was perfect harmony. And then you have like kind
- 4:59Speaker 1: of older like like Michael Vick was like throwing passes
- 5:02Speaker 1: in the best Catch competition. Jimmy Clawson was there like
- 5:06Speaker 1: like Jimmy Clawson, like I remember when he was at
- 5:09Speaker 1: Notre Dame and I was like, yeah, it was just
- 5:13Speaker 1: it was I thought it was really well done, really
- 5:15Speaker 1: well executed. I thought that the stakes were raised. I
- 5:18Speaker 1: thought it was really fun to watch. I also think
- 5:22Speaker 1: it kind of gave us some ease, Like I feel
- 5:24Speaker 1: like people love to make fun of the Pro Bowl, like, oh,
- 5:25Speaker 1: no one's playing in it, and like also when you're watching,
- 5:28Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I'll just please nobody get hurt. This
- 5:30Speaker 1: totally took that off the table. It's like you could
- 5:32Speaker 1: see how much joy these guys. They were like, this
- 5:36Speaker 1: is fun, and I feel like the guys that didn't
- 5:38Speaker 1: participate this year, they all saw what we saw and
- 5:40Speaker 1: they're like, I'm definitely gonna do that next year, and
- 5:42Speaker 1: then that's just gonna make it more and more interesting
- 5:44Speaker 1: for us to watch. I think they nailed it. And
- 5:47Speaker 1: with the dollars on the line, which I know might
- 5:50Speaker 1: sound like, oh, NFL players are fine with that money,
- 5:53Speaker 1: but like, I'm sorry, they could probably catch that check
- 5:57Speaker 1: in any casino in Vegas and the absolute perfect place
- 6:02Speaker 1: to have forts on the last absolutely began spending money
- 6:06Speaker 1: for these guys and now I'm sure they're betting that
- 6:09Speaker 1: check against each other. Like it's just um, I realised,
- 6:15Speaker 1: like the hats the excessive they were able to to
- 6:18Speaker 1: be able to run full speed in a bucket. I
- 6:22Speaker 1: loved this moment. This is so good. Yeah. Do you
- 6:26Speaker 1: guys think he snapped one single picture? I don't think
- 6:29Speaker 1: I've seen the other side, the actual picture yet, so
- 6:32Speaker 1: I'm thinking you did not pass the button one time?
- 6:35Speaker 1: Ross That would have definitely gone viral by now. Anyone
- 6:38Speaker 1: knows how to use a camera. It's Stefan Diggs. Okay, well, brothers,
- 6:43Speaker 1: was it was the was the overarching theme, right, but Meg,
- 6:47Speaker 1: you're a huge you're obviously a manning stand with your
- 6:50Speaker 1: your colts fandom, there was there was quite a little
- 6:53Speaker 1: bit of multiple temper tantrums throne might I say, by
- 6:57Speaker 1: Peyton and he was getting fully into it. So just
- 7:00Speaker 1: you know, represent your boy, are you Are you happy
- 7:02Speaker 1: with this much enthusiasm where you're like, okay, well cool.
- 7:05Speaker 1: It was Pro Bowl. I don't even think of them
- 7:07Speaker 1: as temper tantrum's. I think that's how Peyton is everywhere.
- 7:13Speaker 1: It almost seems like he's gotten more competitive since retiring,
- 7:17Speaker 1: Like he's like, well, this is all I have. I
- 7:19Speaker 1: hoped to win the Pro Bowl um, and I love
- 7:22Speaker 1: to see it. I think he's right, And I think
- 7:27Speaker 1: if you're not set, then what are we even doing.
- 7:30Speaker 1: I think they should coach. They should coach every single year.
- 7:33Speaker 1: They were just as much of the entertainment. In my opinion.
- 7:38Speaker 1: It was giving things, giving vibes like oh, they're not
- 7:41Speaker 1: going to be able to come back inside after this.
- 7:44Speaker 1: And so that's why I think, like we don't even
- 7:47Speaker 1: need famous brothers. It's like you can have my brother
- 7:49Speaker 1: Ryan and Michael, and I know that they will bring
- 7:53Speaker 1: up something that happened in and I'm watching that. I
- 7:59Speaker 1: like the brother aspect, like I think Travis and Jason
- 8:01Speaker 1: could do, and I think the Cook Brothers could do.
- 8:04Speaker 1: And also I think the NFL is right with Eskimo Brothers,
- 8:08Speaker 1: so we could just use that. Okay, where do we
- 8:14Speaker 1: Where do we stand on Pete Davidson at this point
- 8:16Speaker 1: in time? Because he he was even like why am
- 8:19Speaker 1: I here holding up a sixty nine? He's got a
- 8:22Speaker 1: totally completely shaved head. Where where do we say where?
- 8:25Speaker 1: I don't know what to think or feel why Pete
- 8:28Speaker 1: Davidson was there. We know why Pete Davidson was there?
- 8:31Speaker 1: Why because you know who follows men in the Pro
- 8:34Speaker 1: Bowl to Vegas. He seems like a massive get for them,
- 8:41Speaker 1: though like really had to call in some favors. It
- 8:45Speaker 1: is nice to see him with all these men that
- 8:48Speaker 1: are so much hotter, and you can kind of because
- 8:52Speaker 1: the word on the street is that Pete Davidson just
- 8:54Speaker 1: really good at listening to women and that's why he
- 8:57Speaker 1: gets like he just like he has eye contact and
- 9:01Speaker 1: nods his head and we're like, yes, this is all
- 9:04Speaker 1: we've been waiting for. I think there's definitely some Pro
- 9:07Speaker 1: bowlers that could probably take some dating advice learning or
- 9:11Speaker 1: two from Pete. So it's sort of like a relation.
- 9:15Speaker 1: I'm giving you this, I get to hang out with you.
- 9:18Speaker 1: He looked never worse, not a time that he's looked worse,
- 9:23Speaker 1: never worse, never worse. And it's like Vegas, there's Son there.
- 9:28Speaker 1: You want to have the attitude of Pete Davidson to
- 9:31Speaker 1: be like I can get whomever I want. I can
- 9:34Speaker 1: shave my head, I can wear these loser ask glasses.
- 9:39Speaker 1: I can hold up a sixty nine and be like
- 9:43Speaker 1: I'm still gonna get all y'all, got all y'all go.
- 9:46Speaker 1: I knew that was going to be his score before,
- 9:49Speaker 1: Like he laughed, and I was like, he's he's going
- 9:52Speaker 1: to score sixteen. And it's like Derek Carr had a
- 9:55Speaker 1: better bit than that, you know, like former SNL member,
- 10:00Speaker 1: and you're you're getting beat out comedy skill wise by
- 10:04Speaker 1: a man who can't find a team right now. Just
- 10:06Speaker 1: doesn't it doesn't need to try, It doesn't need to try.
- 10:09Speaker 1: Barn Lauren Michaels needs to be recruiting at the Pro Bowl. Okay, um, okay,
- 10:14Speaker 1: let's talk NFL honors. That's this week I get to
- 10:17Speaker 1: see the red carpet. I'm so excited. Um, I want
- 10:19Speaker 1: your guys quick thoughts on who you think should win
- 10:22Speaker 1: a couple of awards. Let's start with m v P.
- 10:23Speaker 1: We got Jalen Hurts, Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Justin Jefferson,
- 10:27Speaker 1: and Patrick Mahomes. Sarah, I'll start with you. Who do
- 10:29Speaker 1: you like? Frem ep Man, I gotta I. I still
- 10:35Speaker 1: love Joe Burrow this year, Like I just felt like
- 10:39Speaker 1: what he has done all year, Like that team was
- 10:44Speaker 1: kind of trash at the beginning. He's playing behind a
- 10:46Speaker 1: second string offensive line. He always keeps his cool. He's
- 10:51Speaker 1: always in the media for the right reasons, you know
- 10:54Speaker 1: what I mean. Like he's on the right side of
- 10:58Speaker 1: politics of his team of leadership. He is Joe cool.
- 11:02Speaker 1: He's never flustered, he's he's just to me, like the
- 11:07Speaker 1: the essence of a leader. And that's very difficult for
- 11:09Speaker 1: me to say about someone that went to L s U.
- 11:12Speaker 1: But I do think this year really showed, you know
- 11:18Speaker 1: why he is Joe cool, Like they kept study they
- 11:23Speaker 1: had all the way one and I'm sorry, but I
- 11:25Speaker 1: still think it's called Burrowhead. No offense but what do
- 11:31Speaker 1: you mean every game is coming way and the and
- 11:35Speaker 1: they're gone. I'm honestly googled Brow several times, being like,
- 11:42Speaker 1: is this world? I'm sorry, but if it's not from penalty,
- 11:45Speaker 1: I don't think they make that kick. I don't think
- 11:47Speaker 1: they make that kick. And by the way, people did
- 11:50Speaker 1: not win that game either. But you know, I think
- 11:52Speaker 1: I think it's more referee head, like Danny Woodhead said,
- 11:55Speaker 1: but but I think I think we've all given referee
- 12:00Speaker 1: had so after that game, Meg, who are you going
- 12:07Speaker 1: with M VB? I mean, I've really followed in love
- 12:11Speaker 1: with him and it's Jalen Hurts And I know it's
- 12:16Speaker 1: a regular season award, but it's so hard to not
- 12:19Speaker 1: be like, Okay, but look who's in the super Bowl.
- 12:22Speaker 1: And I honestly think those games that he was away,
- 12:26Speaker 1: it really was distance makes Mo pro fonder and it
- 12:29Speaker 1: kind of just confirmed his resume even more. I find
- 12:34Speaker 1: him to be so sears catalog charming. Yeah you know
- 12:40Speaker 1: what I mean, Like it's just like, yes, you are.
- 12:43Speaker 1: You are a banana split, like you are just a
- 12:47Speaker 1: Sunday that every kid wants to order, like the smile.
- 12:51Speaker 1: The fact that he has a female agent. He's just perfect.
- 12:55Speaker 1: He really he's so almost unassuming, and I think you
- 13:00Speaker 1: look at everything college on like since if we're bringing
- 13:04Speaker 1: up l s U for Joe Burrow, you go, this
- 13:06Speaker 1: is someone who's really gone through a roller coaster of
- 13:11Speaker 1: his career and being doubted, and it would be such
- 13:13Speaker 1: an incredible cherry on top to win m v P. Absolutely,
- 13:18Speaker 1: I love him. He just seems like he just seems
- 13:21Speaker 1: also absolutely loved by everyone on his team to yes, Yes,
- 13:26Speaker 1: and loves football. There's like a joy to him. Uh
- 13:30Speaker 1: that is Pro Bowl esque where it's like he is
- 13:33Speaker 1: having fun. He seems cool. It's it doesn't it doesn't
- 13:37Speaker 1: feel put on, and even everyone you named in the category,
- 13:40Speaker 1: it's like it's really a feel good crew. It's kind
- 13:43Speaker 1: of how I feel about the Super Bowl. Unfortunately, I'm like,
- 13:45Speaker 1: we've got We've got Anna and Elsa, you know, like
- 13:48Speaker 1: we've got two stars here. I want to both to win. Okay,
- 13:52Speaker 1: you know what, screw talking about NFL honors because I
- 13:55Speaker 1: know you guys don't have a ton of time. So
- 13:56Speaker 1: I want to get to the Big Dance because there
- 13:58Speaker 1: we have to talk about Tom Brady's half naked photo.
- 14:00Speaker 1: Still Okay, so the super Field. Yate's just tweeted this
- 14:03Speaker 1: out and it just goes to show you how insane
- 14:05Speaker 1: I mean, knock on wood, it could. I feel like
- 14:08Speaker 1: any game that's like, oh my god, this is gonna
- 14:09Speaker 1: be a million points scored, it's gonna be so much
- 14:11Speaker 1: fun that never happens. But listen to this, Okay. Chiefs
- 14:14Speaker 1: and Eagles both sixteen and three overall. Chiefs and Eagles
- 14:19Speaker 1: both five hundred and forty six points scored during the season.
- 14:22Speaker 1: They both have six All pros. Chiefs a f C
- 14:26Speaker 1: one seed, Eagles NFC one seed. What you you? Truly,
- 14:30Speaker 1: we do have the best teams playing in the Super
- 14:34Speaker 1: Bowl this year. Um, so I want your guys picks.
- 14:37Speaker 1: Eagles favored by one and a half. Megan, I'll start
- 14:39Speaker 1: with you. So I picked the Chiefs to beat the
- 14:44Speaker 1: BEng goals and I was the only person on the
- 14:46Speaker 1: extra points crew and I'm still awaiting some payment for that.
- 14:50Speaker 1: And I think when you count out this Chief's team,
- 14:54Speaker 1: you make a drastic miscalculation because and I rooted for
- 14:59Speaker 1: a team that was all offense, and then it'd be like,
- 15:01Speaker 1: can the defense show up? This defense does end up
- 15:04Speaker 1: showing up. Chris Jones incredible when you need him to be.
- 15:08Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes on one foot was able to do it.
- 15:12Speaker 1: I do want that man in Philadelphia to celebrate by
- 15:15Speaker 1: eating horse poop again, turn emotionally and toward emotionally. I
- 15:21Speaker 1: just think everyone is so high on this Eagles team,
- 15:26Speaker 1: but this Chief's team, they've done it. They've been there
- 15:29Speaker 1: pretty close to what this unit is minus Tyreek, and
- 15:33Speaker 1: I think they've got a lot to throw at you that.
- 15:36Speaker 1: I think the Chiefs could surprise everybody and take this one. Okay,
- 15:39Speaker 1: so you're going Chiefs, Sarah, what about you? Yeah? I
- 15:44Speaker 1: think that. I mean, I I have not liked the
- 15:48Speaker 1: Eagles all year. I've I haven't thought that they were
- 15:52Speaker 1: nearly what everybody has claimed them to be, just based
- 15:56Speaker 1: on strength of schedule. And I know that that's a
- 15:58Speaker 1: tired talking point, and I know that everybody continues to
- 16:02Speaker 1: talk about it. But honestly, Billy Joel played the West
- 16:04Speaker 1: Coast more than they did last year. But it is
- 16:08Speaker 1: very like I think the Eagles on papers should win
- 16:12Speaker 1: this game. I don't know if they can. I think
- 16:14Speaker 1: it will come down to coaching, and I think Andy
- 16:16Speaker 1: Reid wins that hands down. I mean, it's hard thing
- 16:19Speaker 1: that you're gonna take it. It's hard to get bet
- 16:21Speaker 1: against a what you were saying, Megan, They've just been
- 16:24Speaker 1: in this spot so many times recently that it's like anything.
- 16:29Speaker 1: And you could tell last week or a week ago
- 16:32Speaker 1: whenever that the Borrowhead thing really got into their bones,
- 16:37Speaker 1: like they were passed. And I don't even think like
- 16:40Speaker 1: Eagles are like everyone shut up, everyone shut up. Don't
- 16:42Speaker 1: say anything. Nick Sirianni's daughter. Keep it quiet, you know,
- 16:47Speaker 1: I don't say anything. He's an m v P candidate, obviously,
- 16:52Speaker 1: Taylor love her. Yeah, Arrowhead, that bull. Of these teams
- 17:00Speaker 1: have such rabid fan bases too, that I do hope
- 17:04Speaker 1: that this is one of those Super Bowls that the
- 17:07Speaker 1: that they do travel well and it does end up
- 17:09Speaker 1: having a really good environment for them and Rihanna obviously,
- 17:14Speaker 1: and I and I really want. I am so against
- 17:17Speaker 1: them moving the NFC Championship and the a f C
- 17:21Speaker 1: Championship game to a neutral site, and I'm almost like, gosh,
- 17:24Speaker 1: I hope this game doesn't feel like an outlier because
- 17:27Speaker 1: it's like, not everybody as a Chiefs or Eagles fan
- 17:29Speaker 1: and they can't all go places. But I think this
- 17:31Speaker 1: has the possibility to to feel electric there when they
- 17:36Speaker 1: sometimes cannot. Absolutely, I'm so excited for the super Bowl. Okay,
- 17:39Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break. Coming up, we're gonna
- 17:40Speaker 1: talk about naked Tom Brady. Don't go anywhere. Well, all right, ladies,
- 17:55Speaker 1: I want your quick thoughts on the thought of the day,
- 17:59Speaker 1: just some right. I think I don't know if he's
- 18:05Speaker 1: modeling for his undy's he's put he I think that
- 18:08Speaker 1: this is the first trap, first trap post Gazelle. What
- 18:12Speaker 1: are you just? Like? A quick overarching thoughts? Is this sad?
- 18:15Speaker 1: Is it empowering? Are you loving? Are you hating? I
- 18:18Speaker 1: felt spicy even having it up in the cafeteria When
- 18:20Speaker 1: I first thought, I was like, oh my god, there
- 18:23Speaker 1: you go first, Sara, you go first. No, I don't
- 18:25Speaker 1: even know what to say about it, Like, I'm just
- 18:28Speaker 1: so perplexed that it feels so unlike him. Yeah, it
- 18:33Speaker 1: feels so unlike him. It feels let like, who is
- 18:37Speaker 1: it for? Who is he reaching out to? Is he
- 18:41Speaker 1: like what I feel like he's He's a guy that
- 18:45Speaker 1: really thinks things through And this did not feel well
- 18:50Speaker 1: thought through, And it just made me, It made me
- 18:54Speaker 1: more uncomfortable than when I kissed his kids on the mouth,
- 18:57Speaker 1: like it made me very uncomfortable. I didn't like it.
- 19:00Speaker 1: I didn't. I wasn't even like what I was like
- 19:04Speaker 1: hot in the world. I should like it, but I'm
- 19:07Speaker 1: just like, what what? Why? Alright, I'm hearing. I'm hearing
- 19:14Speaker 1: everything you're saying. Counterpoint. I love it, and not even
- 19:19Speaker 1: not even how it not how he looks. It's like,
- 19:23Speaker 1: this is what I would do. So when you go
- 19:26Speaker 1: you're the greatest of all time and you're just a
- 19:29Speaker 1: thirsty bitch at the end of the day, and like
- 19:32Speaker 1: there's no amount of rings, there's no amount of accolades.
- 19:36Speaker 1: All need to sit in what might be a hotel
- 19:39Speaker 1: room or what might be a property of his and go,
- 19:42Speaker 1: I need people to tell me I'm pretty. And that
- 19:46Speaker 1: is so human and so relatable. Also cover his privates
- 19:51Speaker 1: with his hand. I go, he's a little boy. It
- 19:55Speaker 1: is very It's a vulnerable picture. Sir, You're gonna, I go,
- 20:01Speaker 1: where are you? Like? I just it really had breakfast today.
- 20:07Speaker 1: It felt so so common. And I love when the
- 20:12Speaker 1: stars are just like us and are like when I'm
- 20:15Speaker 1: in Mexico, I had Monte Zuma's Revenge in the app
- 20:19Speaker 1: Let's document. I know it's like it's it is it
- 20:22Speaker 1: eighty for Brady or is it a for every woman
- 20:26Speaker 1: who on Instagram? I love that? Um, who would you
- 20:31Speaker 1: guys like to set him up with? Like who would
- 20:33Speaker 1: you be happy to see him with? I want him
- 20:35Speaker 1: and Gazel back together, I like want, I want that
- 20:38Speaker 1: to be. Whatever the sequel to eighty for Brady is,
- 20:41Speaker 1: is him being like I realized the error of my
- 20:43Speaker 1: ways and like is she Yeah? And I'm not even
- 20:48Speaker 1: someone who likes him, but his video, his retirement video,
- 20:52Speaker 1: I found to be so heartfelt. We're on the same page.
- 20:57Speaker 1: He is like really hitting at my heart strings. Somewhere
- 21:01Speaker 1: I have turned the corner and I am like, I
- 21:03Speaker 1: want him and Giselle back together, and I want him
- 21:08Speaker 1: eating tomatoes. I want him celebrating and having a great
- 21:11Speaker 1: post retirement life. I love that. Yeah. I don't even
- 21:16Speaker 1: know who is like up there. I don't think there's
- 21:19Speaker 1: anybody else exists. I don't think it was like Chris
- 21:23Speaker 1: and I were talking about how like it's like maybe
- 21:25Speaker 1: like Kobe, Kobe's widow would be like the only person
- 21:29Speaker 1: who's even like that much you know, but I can't
- 21:34Speaker 1: see her dating anyone else either, you know, like I have,
- 21:38Speaker 1: I have wondered a lot what her d ms look like.
- 21:42Speaker 1: And I bet it is who's who of like married
- 21:47Speaker 1: and not married? I bet it's I bet it starts
- 21:51Speaker 1: study it oscar like they can't pay money, ends up
- 21:55Speaker 1: going out with a girl that got pregnant by Blake
- 21:57Speaker 1: Griffin and Matt Leiner, you know what I mean, Like
- 21:59Speaker 1: it's in his Like so what if it is like
- 22:02Speaker 1: a Megan Marco esque kind of like a woman that's
- 22:05Speaker 1: just like plucked from you know, she was an actress.
- 22:08Speaker 1: But I thought you mentioned princess and like, yes, would
- 22:11Speaker 1: be on the same He steals Camilla from Prince Charles
- 22:16Speaker 1: right before she was about to become great Queen, that
- 22:18Speaker 1: would be that's pretty next lest I would watch that
- 22:20Speaker 1: Netflix's documentary for sure. I mean, if Prince William and
- 22:26Speaker 1: and Kate ever break up, that's literally perfect. Um okay,
- 22:30Speaker 1: so they The big storyline this week was that somebody
- 22:34Speaker 1: went to the spot that he retired gathered like a
- 22:37Speaker 1: jar of sand. It is now almost at a hundred
- 22:39Speaker 1: thousand dollars bidding, Like over a hundred people have been
- 22:41Speaker 1: on it. I don't know if they're like real bidders
- 22:43Speaker 1: and have the money, but whatever, that's what it's at.
- 22:45Speaker 1: So I wanted to ask you, guys, what would you
- 22:48Speaker 1: I'm giving you an unlimited amount of money. Okay, I'm
- 22:51Speaker 1: gonna give you a couple of different options for you
- 22:52Speaker 1: to spend said money on, and you have to pick
- 22:55Speaker 1: one of these things. Okay, Elvis's cup of water disgusting,
- 22:59Speaker 1: a few tape spoons of liquid apparently absolutely gross. Uh
- 23:03Speaker 1: air from the last Kobe Bryant game, which somebody actually
- 23:06Speaker 1: sold I think successfully online. The Derek Jeter gift baskets
- 23:11Speaker 1: that he used to send home with the lovely women
- 23:13Speaker 1: that he spent the evening with, um Paul Pierce's wheelchair
- 23:18Speaker 1: or the sand What are you guys going with? Make?
- 23:21Speaker 1: And I'll start with you, what are you spending? I'm
- 23:23Speaker 1: giving all the money that you need for any of
- 23:25Speaker 1: those items. I want the gift basket I always have,
- 23:28Speaker 1: I always will. I almost think I think it would
- 23:31Speaker 1: be fun to see, like what sort of retro products
- 23:33Speaker 1: he was putting in there? Was it like a jelly
- 23:35Speaker 1: sandal um? But i'd all shill be like it's Derek.
- 23:39Speaker 1: Can I get like an updated what is like? Is
- 23:42Speaker 1: it a gift certificate to go get botox? Like? Is
- 23:44Speaker 1: it a bbl what version of the Derek Jeter? I'll
- 23:50Speaker 1: take the old one and the new one. And if
- 23:53Speaker 1: he's throwing in a rump in the bed, my husband
- 23:56Speaker 1: will be fine with it. I was under the impression
- 23:58Speaker 1: it was like signed memory rebellia, like cart heads that Sacks.
- 24:06Speaker 1: I would have it was good a baseball. I don't
- 24:11Speaker 1: know if it was a picture. You're right, that is
- 24:13Speaker 1: a solid one with that, Sarah, what do you got
- 24:16Speaker 1: to take a derrigator signed baseball of Yeah? Taking Jeter
- 24:22Speaker 1: signed anything? Um? I mean, I guess, oh my god,
- 24:25Speaker 1: unlimited amount of money. I would take this sand. I
- 24:29Speaker 1: would take the sand Brady's beach and I would say,
- 24:33Speaker 1: this is from the sands of his hour glass, which
- 24:35Speaker 1: we know is never running out, because this will keep
- 24:40Speaker 1: me young forever, like Tom Brady? Would you? I mean,
- 24:43Speaker 1: they should have just done that. Should have just bought
- 24:45Speaker 1: a bunch of empty hour glasses, filled it with the sand,
- 24:48Speaker 1: and just you know, sold it. That's creative instead of
- 24:51Speaker 1: throwing it in a jar. By the way, I bet
- 24:54Speaker 1: you if you went to that place on the beach.
- 24:55Speaker 1: There's just a gigantic hole now because everyone's just scooped
- 24:59Speaker 1: the sand from that spot. Yeah, and I find sand
- 25:02Speaker 1: to be disgusting. I would never like the stand in
- 25:06Speaker 1: my suitcase. I don't want so, I definitely don't want
- 25:09Speaker 1: the random stands. This man that's been sitting on. Um, guys,
- 25:12Speaker 1: I love you. Thank you for bearing with our audio
- 25:15Speaker 1: issues and sticking around. Y'all are the best. Um. Where
- 25:18Speaker 1: can we find you? I know you guys are performing
- 25:20Speaker 1: all the time. Sarah, I'll start with you. You've got
- 25:21Speaker 1: a comedy special that comes out today. Yes, my comedy
- 25:25Speaker 1: special forty four comes out today. On moment you can
- 25:29Speaker 1: buy tickets. You can watch it for the entire next
- 25:33Speaker 1: I believe the next four weeks. On moment, you can
- 25:36Speaker 1: buy tickets on any of my socials. It's just at
- 25:38Speaker 1: Sarah Tiana, Sarah with an h Tiana with a Tiana,
- 25:41Speaker 1: and it's great. I got to see it live and
- 25:42Speaker 1: I cried afterwards when I was talking to you. I'm
- 25:44Speaker 1: so proud of you. You were just so awesome. It's
- 25:46Speaker 1: so fun to watch live and in person. Megan, what
- 25:48Speaker 1: about you? I can't wait to see the special. You
- 25:51Speaker 1: should just go u s. But I host another sports
- 25:58Speaker 1: podcast called Megan and of Sports that you can find
- 26:02Speaker 1: on the Extra Points Network. And then if you like
- 26:04Speaker 1: Lifetime movies, I hope I host the Lifetime podcast too.
- 26:07Speaker 1: But I posted everything on Twitter at Megan gaily Y. Yeah,
- 26:16Speaker 1: and y'all are both badass women taking care of the
- 26:19Speaker 1: future leaders of our generation. I love you, guys, Thank
- 26:22Speaker 1: you so much. All right, thank you to our guests.
- 26:25Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with those women. Make sure you guys go
- 26:27Speaker 1: both go follow them on Twitter and Instagram and everything
- 26:30Speaker 1: of social media thing that you can find, and then
- 26:32Speaker 1: go watch Sarah Special because it is, I'm telling you,
- 26:34Speaker 1: very very funny. Okay, coming up after the break, best
- 26:36Speaker 1: and worst thing that I saw all week, and let
- 26:38Speaker 1: me tell you one of them involves Pete Davidson. Oh surprised,
- 26:42Speaker 1: Chalker quick, he's the best. All right, it's time for
- 26:59Speaker 1: the best and the worst thing that I saw all week.
- 27:01Speaker 1: Where's my camera there? It is? Okay, the best thing
- 27:03Speaker 1: that I saw. This was really sweet and heartfelt. Jared Goff.
- 27:06Speaker 1: He had a message to Derek Carr on switching teams.
- 27:10Speaker 1: I'll read it to you. It's very sweet. This is
- 27:12Speaker 1: what Jared Goff said, there's definitely life on the other side,
- 27:15Speaker 1: oftentimes a really great life. Ah, there's definitely life on
- 27:20Speaker 1: the other side, oftentimes a really great life. We had
- 27:23Speaker 1: a really good talk about it earlier this week. I
- 27:25Speaker 1: think his head is in a great place about it,
- 27:27Speaker 1: whatever ends up happening with him. Honestly, what better person
- 27:31Speaker 1: to talk to about this. I believe that Derek Carrs
- 27:33Speaker 1: can be fine. I'm very interested to see where he goes. Umm.
- 27:36Speaker 1: Glad that he was able to have a fun Pro Bowl. Okay,
- 27:38Speaker 1: and then the worst thing that I saw pe Davidson. Guys,
- 27:43Speaker 1: what are we doing? Why do we need that? I
- 27:46Speaker 1: don't get it. I don't like he looks like a worm,
- 27:51Speaker 1: and I don't like worms. I'm sure he's a lovely guy.
- 27:55Speaker 1: I think he's very funny, but even he was like,
- 27:58Speaker 1: why am I here? I think he's just obsessed with Eli.
- 28:02Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of commercials with them, and he
- 28:05Speaker 1: seems genuinely in love with the elim thing. Uh. Fine,
- 28:11Speaker 1: he's fine. I just don't get it. Whatever. Okay, guys,
- 28:16Speaker 1: that is our last show before the Super Bowl. We're
- 28:18Speaker 1: gonna Actually that's not even true. We're gonna be back
- 28:19Speaker 1: on Friday with a new episode post NFL Honors, post
- 28:24Speaker 1: my Red Carpet experience, so make sure you're tuning in
- 28:27Speaker 1: for that. We got a lot going on. I go
- 28:30Speaker 1: to Arizona on Wednesday. If you were there, please say
- 28:33Speaker 1: hi if you see me, but not if it's in
- 28:36Speaker 1: the middle of a Rihanna song. Okay, maybe left to
- 28:40Speaker 1: my own devices when that is happening. Um, guys, thanks
- 28:44Speaker 1: for listening this week. Huge shoutouts to our guests Megan Gaily,
- 28:47Speaker 1: Sarah Tiana. Huge shouts to the crew that's been keeping
- 28:50Speaker 1: this show alive all year long. I'll see you in Arizona, baby,
- 28:53Speaker 1: how about that by day Pa