Latest / On The Lanai / S1 Ep 14: That Was No Lady
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- 0:00Speaker 1: And I can't. I don't care how little you are.
- 0:02Speaker 1: I love you. All right, fine, you stuck up, bitch.
- 0:09Speaker 2: I'm prepping for the next episode so we can get
- 0:12Speaker 2: these two ladies to bed before tomorrow. So then I
- 0:36Speaker 2: says to her, I says, Mabel, look it over here.
- 0:39Speaker 2: We're gonna oh shit.
- 0:42Speaker 3: Oh it's you.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Hi, good morning, Hi, welcome back, welcome back. It's not
- 0:48Speaker 1: good morning. This is on the Lunai after dark.
- 0:53Speaker 2: I like that dress you're wearing over you. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 0:56Speaker 2: you with the hair, it's cool. I like it.
- 0:59Speaker 1: You with the face in the hands. Hi, kids, Welcome
- 1:02Speaker 1: back to the Nie. How's everyone doing Episode fourteen. We
- 1:07Speaker 1: are halfway through season one. We are killing it.
- 1:11Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, doing well?
- 1:13Speaker 1: Aaron, how are you you know I'm doing alright? Stop
- 1:18Speaker 1: hanging out blue.
- 1:20Speaker 2: Yes. I don't change clothes from week to week, so
- 1:24Speaker 2: that's why I'm wearing the exact same outfit I had
- 1:26Speaker 2: on last week.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Just kidding you.
- 1:29Speaker 2: Guys know we record ahead. We're dumb anyway, Like Hi, yeah, No,
- 1:33Speaker 2: I'm good, I'm good. How are you guys doing tonight today?
- 1:36Speaker 1: Doing well?
- 1:37Speaker 2: What time is it where you're listening at? That's what time.
- 1:39Speaker 2: It is here.
- 1:42Speaker 4: See it's the it's the present for us, but it'll
- 1:44Speaker 4: be the past for you and you listen to it.
- 1:47Speaker 2: We are currently living in the alternate twenty fifteen time
- 1:52Speaker 2: or nineteen fifteen sorry, the alternate nineteen eighty five timeline
- 1:57Speaker 2: from Back to the future.
- 1:59Speaker 1: Or has that big hotel. Yeah, that's where it all went.
- 2:02Speaker 2: Wrong, where it all went wrong. Biff for President Man. Anyway,
- 2:06Speaker 2: let's uh, let's move this, let's move this along. What
- 2:11Speaker 2: do you guys got for me? Tell me stories? You
- 2:13Speaker 2: gotta sock for us.
- 2:15Speaker 3: Jody, Oh no, that's okay. I don't you know what
- 2:20Speaker 3: I got up to go to the bathroom and grab
- 2:23Speaker 3: a snap before we started recording, and I tell.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Us about your snacks.
- 2:28Speaker 2: It's just me, Hi, this is a producer, Abby, Yes,
- 2:32Speaker 2: I want to hear about snacks.
- 2:36Speaker 5: So I'm currently enjoying Trader Joe's vegetable roots chips or crisps,
- 2:45Speaker 5: sweet potato and taro crisps.
- 2:50Speaker 1: Those are good, Those are good good.
- 2:52Speaker 2: If someone told childhood Aaron, she would be eating like
- 2:55Speaker 2: all kinds of different veggie chips as an adult, she'd
- 2:58Speaker 2: been like, fuck you get out of here. You don't
- 3:00Speaker 2: talking about But they're so good, I'm.
- 3:02Speaker 1: Gonna run away from home. That's terrible.
- 3:04Speaker 3: That sounds like torture.
- 3:05Speaker 1: I have string cheese from now. Are you a peeler
- 3:08Speaker 1: or a bier?
- 3:09Speaker 3: You have.
- 3:12Speaker 2: A big there's string cheese dicks. Basically, look at how
- 3:16Speaker 2: big they are.
- 3:17Speaker 6: You're huge. My family, there's my stepdad has family in
- 3:24Speaker 6: Wisconsin and they went back from years and they brought
- 3:26Speaker 6: me back my Dylan garlic cheese kurts, my.
- 3:31Speaker 2: Cheese whips.
- 3:31Speaker 3: Did you get did you get summer sausage?
- 3:36Speaker 6: Oh no, not veniceon this time, but the summer sausages.
- 3:41Speaker 2: But did you get a cheese Nativity scene?
- 3:45Speaker 3: Oh?
- 3:47Speaker 4: Was that.
- 3:49Speaker 3: No?
- 3:49Speaker 2: But didn't Sophia get one from Phil or someone? In
- 3:52Speaker 2: the first episode she talked about getting Oh that's right, Sorry,
- 3:56Speaker 2: I was trying to call back.
- 3:58Speaker 4: I love all cheese. I do a lot of cheese.
- 4:01Speaker 4: Tell us of your huge cheese snack.
- 4:03Speaker 2: Oh, I just I just deal with the consequences because
- 4:08Speaker 2: I forget to take the cheese pills.
- 4:11Speaker 3: I like not knowing if I'm gonna ship my pants
- 4:14Speaker 3: from minute to minute.
- 4:15Speaker 2: So it's like Russian Roulette, but.
- 4:17Speaker 1: With she not knowing what this part is going to do.
- 4:20Speaker 2: Oh, I don't fart.
- 4:21Speaker 1: I'm sorry it was wet.
- 4:23Speaker 2: And that's not like I can't fart, it's that I
- 4:26Speaker 2: go out of my way to not fart.
- 4:27Speaker 1: In less Iron is the only girl that doesn't far.
- 4:30Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no.
- 4:31Speaker 2: My body produces parts. I physically will not allow myself
- 4:35Speaker 2: to expel a fart unless I am over a toilet,
- 4:39Speaker 2: because I do not want to ship my pants.
- 4:42Speaker 1: I see you've trained your sphincter.
- 4:44Speaker 2: I am of a certain age and I don't have
- 4:46Speaker 2: a gallbladder.
- 4:49Speaker 3: I'm not.
- 4:54Speaker 1: Cheese away from my gallbladder either, but I'm getting my pants.
- 4:57Speaker 3: That all you my big concerned if I have my
- 5:03Speaker 3: headphones in and I fart when I am at work,
- 5:05Speaker 3: and I'm like, crap, did anybody else hear that? Oh?
- 5:09Speaker 1: You know what the minute you're working to wash your
- 5:11Speaker 1: hands don't work?
- 5:12Speaker 2: Well. No, Look, I don't ship my pants like all
- 5:14Speaker 2: the time. But I've I've shipped my pants only of
- 5:18Speaker 2: the time. No, like twice. I've shipped my pants as
- 5:21Speaker 2: a result of not having a gallbladder and then not lowering.
- 5:26Speaker 4: It's more than that having while I was healing.
- 5:29Speaker 3: But it's so different.
- 5:32Speaker 2: Well, the first year, but like since that first like
- 5:37Speaker 2: I had to quit not Scary Farm. My last year.
- 5:40Speaker 2: I quit like a couple of nights in because I
- 5:42Speaker 2: ship my pants on the way to work and it
- 5:44Speaker 2: called the scared Shitless.
- 5:48Speaker 1: I scared my size.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Wendy's was scared shitless when I left their bathroom. Finally six,
- 5:58Speaker 2: I was like six blocks from Knots and I had
- 6:01Speaker 2: shipped my pants in traffic and I and I quit
- 6:06Speaker 2: over the phone because when I called the talent captain,
- 6:09Speaker 2: lady was being my.
- 6:11Speaker 3: Pants, What do I feel like? It's like the trailer
- 6:14Speaker 3: for Aaron's Life. No no, this bitch said pants on
- 6:21Speaker 3: the freeway. No no.
- 6:23Speaker 2: She was like, we're gonna have to mark you down
- 6:26Speaker 2: like that. That's you're going to get tracked for being out.
- 6:29Speaker 2: And I was like, were.
- 6:30Speaker 4: You likes or and I like saying you would change
- 6:35Speaker 4: and clean up and come back.
- 6:36Speaker 2: I just said, I shipped my pants. I'm gonna be late.
- 6:40Speaker 1: She said, okay, so you were still planning to call.
- 6:43Speaker 2: Yeah, she said, you'll be in a mask because you
- 6:46Speaker 2: if you were late for your makeup time there, you
- 6:48Speaker 2: didn't get to wear your makeup. You had to wear
- 6:50Speaker 2: a mask. Okay, and I was like, that's okay. Well,
- 6:54Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know when I can hitt there.
- 6:57Speaker 2: As I am sitting, I don't know when it was
- 6:59Speaker 2: covered in my own I have to go home. And
- 7:03Speaker 2: she was like, well, if you if you can't make
- 7:05Speaker 2: it in within you know, I think it was like
- 7:07Speaker 2: two hours, then it's not late. You're just call You're
- 7:10Speaker 2: putting you as a call out, okay. And so they
- 7:13Speaker 2: would track you, which if you got tracked a couple
- 7:15Speaker 2: of times, you got fired because it was a seasonal job.
- 7:17Speaker 2: And so I was like, you know what, Denise, I
- 7:22Speaker 2: don't think so I quit just like, oh wow.
- 7:27Speaker 3: I'm gonna come over to your car and I'm gonna
- 7:30Speaker 3: throw my shitty underwears all over your fucking windshields. I
- 7:34Speaker 3: want you to go ahead and then take that to
- 7:36Speaker 3: your fucking manager, and I want you to tell him
- 7:39Speaker 3: this is why Aaron couldn't come into it, because she
- 7:41Speaker 3: should have fucking pants.
- 7:43Speaker 4: Oh wow, what were they paying you?
- 7:46Speaker 1: Like six bucks?
- 7:47Speaker 3: We have problem.
- 7:48Speaker 2: I don't even know minimum wage was higher. But then
- 7:52Speaker 2: you got a ray. I'd been there seventeen seasons at
- 7:55Speaker 2: that point. This would was the start of my eighteenth,
- 7:58Speaker 2: so I made probably like fourteen or fifteen an hour.
- 8:02Speaker 3: And they couldn't make an exception for you after seventeen
- 8:05Speaker 3: seasons that you ship your pants on the freeway.
- 8:09Speaker 2: No, because this lady, who is.
- 8:12Speaker 3: This count Let me have a.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Conversation with my uncles.
- 8:15Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 8:17Speaker 2: No, she's someone that used to be a really good
- 8:19Speaker 2: friend of mine is not. So she was making an
- 8:23Speaker 2: example out of her friends to exert her power as.
- 8:27Speaker 1: An ego lead.
- 8:28Speaker 2: Yeah. I was not the only person.
- 8:30Speaker 1: We scare people at night.
- 8:32Speaker 4: It's not like we're in the hospital doctors or something
- 8:35Speaker 4: like that.
- 8:36Speaker 2: It's my job to make people pee themselves, vomit, ship
- 8:39Speaker 2: their pants if.
- 8:42Speaker 1: You want sitting.
- 8:46Speaker 3: Wait what question? I'm sorry. I know you said that's
- 8:49Speaker 3: enough of shitting, But back to your shitting. What it
- 8:54Speaker 3: would that have added to the ambiance of your persona
- 9:00Speaker 3: or your character.
- 9:03Speaker 1: For that character?
- 9:05Speaker 2: No, but we did wear sense. When I was like
- 9:09Speaker 2: the big fat suit pig thing that I was for
- 9:12Speaker 2: a while there, I smelled like bacon. I had a
- 9:16Speaker 2: professional grade.
- 9:20Speaker 3: Girl. I smell like Yeah.
- 9:24Speaker 2: People were like, oh my god, do I smell bacon?
- 9:26Speaker 2: And then they'd turn and see us and be like
- 9:29Speaker 2: fuck no. And so the sense would linger and cause
- 9:35Speaker 2: people to look around and see you. So a lot
- 9:37Speaker 2: of knots people had their like set. My friend smelled
- 9:40Speaker 2: like her sense she bought was called graveyard, and it
- 9:44Speaker 2: just smelled like wet freshly, like dug soil. And so
- 9:49Speaker 2: to this day, even though we've known each other for
- 9:52Speaker 2: like two decades now, she's in my phone. Is Dirt Orphan.
- 9:58Speaker 2: She played like a dead little girl with like this doll.
- 10:01Speaker 2: She was like this creepy little orphan that was like
- 10:04Speaker 2: trying to play with people. But she smelled like dirt.
- 10:06Speaker 2: So she's in my phone.
- 10:07Speaker 3: Is Dirt Orphan. I love it. This is scary far
- 10:11Speaker 3: brought to you by the one I have more after,
- 10:15Speaker 3: I have more bathroom questions. No, no more bathroom talk.
- 10:23Speaker 3: I was just gonna say. I So, because we recently
- 10:26Speaker 3: had the holidays, I went on Amazon and I got
- 10:31Speaker 3: the Christmas pack of poopery. Oh I didn't know they
- 10:35Speaker 3: have one that smells like pine and one that's like
- 10:40Speaker 3: nutcracker or something that smells like berries.
- 10:43Speaker 1: I always forget to use it before, like you're supposed
- 10:45Speaker 1: to use it. I'm like, oh, right, So.
- 10:48Speaker 3: We had our holiday party at work. We had it
- 10:51Speaker 3: catered and it was freaking delicious, but it caused a
- 10:55Speaker 3: lot of the men in my office to use the
- 10:57Speaker 3: bathroom didn't smell so hot. And I was walking by
- 11:04Speaker 3: as my boss was ripping one in the hallway by
- 11:07Speaker 3: the men's bathroom because he had to go, and he
- 11:11Speaker 3: was trying to like grab like some air freshener, like
- 11:13Speaker 3: off the wall or something, and I'm like, do you
- 11:15Speaker 3: need POOPERI And he's like, well, I mean it might
- 11:20Speaker 3: be nice because it does smell like, come on, which
- 11:23Speaker 3: flavor would you like you have?
- 11:26Speaker 1: Do you want to be a cinnamon?
- 11:29Speaker 3: I don't care what smells the least girly, so I
- 11:32Speaker 3: can go in and finish my business. He chose Pine,
- 11:36Speaker 3: just as you were wondering he chose.
- 11:37Speaker 1: I was I needed to know.
- 11:39Speaker 2: Yes, it's the most manly.
- 11:41Speaker 6: Yeah, the best choice.
- 11:44Speaker 1: You're like Johnny on the spot so many farts. And
- 11:47Speaker 1: she's like, do you need this?
- 11:49Speaker 3: Because of where my office door is situated, I can't.
- 11:52Speaker 3: I do get a lot of fragrances, so I will.
- 11:56Speaker 3: I will keep fragrances at my desk to spray in
- 11:59Speaker 3: my doorway.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Weird is Jody? Oh, she's out by the shitter.
- 12:02Speaker 2: Let me shitters fool. Let me let me ask this question.
- 12:07Speaker 2: How does your workplace feel about you putting like a
- 12:10Speaker 2: small vanity table outside of the restroom door, kind of
- 12:14Speaker 2: like when there's like a restroom attendant, like you have
- 12:18Speaker 2: a couple of man's, a couple of different kinds of
- 12:20Speaker 2: man scent it, but then a tip jar so that
- 12:23Speaker 2: they can replenish the supply.
- 12:25Speaker 3: I love it. Can I bring my axe bot?
- 12:29Speaker 1: Absolutely?
- 12:30Speaker 3: The knock off your carnoir?
- 12:32Speaker 1: Yeah, but Luna there and a little don't chick.
- 12:35Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, she's a dragon lady.
- 12:40Speaker 3: That's what you mean. She's been asleep.
- 12:43Speaker 1: She is still right, she's hibernating.
- 12:46Speaker 2: Abby, Are you a bit she's still sleep.
- 12:49Speaker 1: She's just old. But you said she could do that
- 12:53Speaker 1: for a few months, right, enjoy your slumber, Luna.
- 12:56Speaker 3: She got she got up to eat a couple of times.
- 13:00Speaker 3: But apparently she's just going on a month and a
- 13:03Speaker 3: half now. So is she at home or he brings
- 13:07Speaker 3: her intep every day? I won't. I don't. I don't
- 13:09Speaker 3: want her to bring or I don't want him to
- 13:10Speaker 3: bring her into the office because I'm like, don't disturb her. Yeah,
- 13:14Speaker 3: let let her sleep. Yeah, so like every day's like, okay,
- 13:18Speaker 3: I'll fucking sleeping exactly.
- 13:21Speaker 2: So you're missing your side kid, Abby, get in this
- 13:25Speaker 2: box with holes poked in it.
- 13:26Speaker 1: Yeah, your aunt Jody needs you.
- 13:30Speaker 3: I'll mean I'll feed you hornworm and cockroaches.
- 13:34Speaker 1: No, thank you?
- 13:35Speaker 6: Like pizza bones, yeah, she likes her cooked chicken and
- 13:39Speaker 6: right to the right temperature.
- 13:41Speaker 2: Asia, this is not the right therapist today.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Did you do the voice?
- 13:48Speaker 2: No?
- 13:49Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not Abby, because we were like ten
- 13:53Speaker 3: minutes from that five ten minutes from the end of
- 13:55Speaker 3: the session, and Abby's over there.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Like when you don't want to really get into anything, you.
- 13:59Speaker 2: Tap and I was like, here's my dog bit And
- 14:02Speaker 2: so my therapist Sarah could see me like gesturing at something,
- 14:06Speaker 2: and she was like, are you okay? What's going on?
- 14:09Speaker 2: When I was like, I'm sorry, my dog is silent screaming,
- 14:12Speaker 2: and Sarah was like what And I was like.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not okay.
- 14:15Speaker 3: That's why I said.
- 14:18Speaker 2: It's like when Madeline CON's talking about the flames on
- 14:21Speaker 2: the side of her head and Clue and she's talking
- 14:23Speaker 2: about the heaving breath. That is what Abby is doing
- 14:28Speaker 2: a very softly in the background and.
- 14:35Speaker 1: The bishop's doing because he's like, yeah, well, like, are
- 14:40Speaker 1: you okay?
- 14:41Speaker 5: Bro?
- 14:43Speaker 2: I said, sorry, I'm dressed like a toddler today, and
- 14:45Speaker 2: I got up in my fun bluey sweatshirt suit and
- 14:50Speaker 2: picked up my hashtag and brought her over. And immediately
- 14:55Speaker 2: Sarah's like her Tom, give her water. She's thirsty.
- 14:59Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, she's missing a lot of teeth.
- 15:02Speaker 3: You're like my therapy session.
- 15:05Speaker 1: Is this a new therapist?
- 15:08Speaker 3: Because Abby is usually asleep, I just do therapy on
- 15:11Speaker 3: my phone. I'd use talk Space, and so she woke
- 15:15Speaker 3: up today and I was.
- 15:16Speaker 1: Like, fuck, this is on the line I brought to
- 15:18Speaker 1: you by therapy talk Space.
- 15:20Speaker 3: You could non spawn, but you should totally sponsor us
- 15:24Speaker 3: or Better Help. You know.
- 15:25Speaker 2: Yeah, if Better Health sponsors us, could you hire Sarah
- 15:31Speaker 2: from talk space because she's my favorite therapist ever.
- 15:35Speaker 1: You're almost doing the Dorothy.
- 15:37Speaker 3: You're like wash on, wash off. It was wax off.
- 15:42Speaker 2: I know that our listeners love when I dance and
- 15:44Speaker 2: they can't see.
- 15:45Speaker 1: It, so speak just imagine it.
- 15:47Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great, you missed it. I'm trying to
- 15:53Speaker 2: think watch out snark mc Snarkerson's coming back out Snarky
- 16:00Speaker 2: over here snark n Island Rose keeping, Oh workshop, your ass.
- 16:12Speaker 3: Beat the shit out of you.
- 16:13Speaker 2: I'll be getting the car. Let's go. How dare you
- 16:21Speaker 2: see our listeners, Our dear sweet listeners probably don't like
- 16:26Speaker 2: when you're shit all over their beloved Dorothy. I know,
- 16:31Speaker 2: I don't know. Hey, tell us about the episode.
- 16:34Speaker 4: Today's episode Jesus Christ Episode fourteen.
- 16:38Speaker 1: That was No Lady?
- 16:41Speaker 4: The original air date December twenty first, nineteen eighty five,
- 16:45Speaker 4: the last one of nineteen eighty five, directed by Jim Drake,
- 16:50Speaker 4: written by Susan Harris, Jody get Ready, Winifred.
- 16:53Speaker 7: Harvey, That's My Girl is Sage. This has Alex Rocco
- 16:59Speaker 7: guest stars as Glenn. He was in a lot of things.
- 17:04Speaker 7: I think he was best known in The Godfather.
- 17:06Speaker 2: Who did he plan Godfather?
- 17:07Speaker 4: I didn't write that down. That's a good question. I
- 17:11Speaker 4: think he ran a casino.
- 17:13Speaker 1: Cool cool, cool.
- 17:15Speaker 3: Cool cool.
- 17:16Speaker 1: What do you think this episode is about? That was
- 17:19Speaker 1: No Lady?
- 17:20Speaker 6: I would love for it to be a Dragon quart,
- 17:22Speaker 6: but I don't know's I'm perfect?
- 17:26Speaker 3: Was a trans being an episode where we address transgender issues?
- 17:35Speaker 1: Maybe that's fair? And who do we think the villain
- 17:38Speaker 1: will be? Rose Okay, Yeah, I don't.
- 17:44Speaker 3: Think she'll be like a villain. It'll be more because
- 17:47Speaker 3: she does she's not understanding what's happening, so she's asking
- 17:50Speaker 3: questions and she's seeming that she's a bitch.
- 17:53Speaker 1: They're going with Rose Eron.
- 17:55Speaker 2: I got it. I wrote it down this episode.
- 17:59Speaker 4: Suppose Lee was not available due to a Purple Rain
- 18:03Speaker 4: copyright infringement.
- 18:04Speaker 1: But I see it here on Hulus.
- 18:06Speaker 4: So we're gonna see if it's edited, and we'll try
- 18:08Speaker 4: to let you know it may not be in its entirety.
- 18:12Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't think it is.
- 18:14Speaker 3: Yes, Prince was.
- 18:15Speaker 1: We'll do the best we can with what we have.
- 18:18Speaker 3: It was, Now, what is the word I'm looking for?
- 18:24Speaker 2: Stingy?
- 18:25Speaker 3: Controlling?
- 18:27Speaker 1: Dancing with the Golden Girls.
- 18:31Speaker 6: There's a lot of issues with music on shows and
- 18:35Speaker 6: streaming because when the contracts were made, it's not even
- 18:40Speaker 6: them being stingy, it's the streaming didn't exist yet, and
- 18:44Speaker 6: so or to use the songs fix that.
- 18:50Speaker 1: When they released Beaves and butt.
- 18:51Speaker 4: Head like, they didn't have any of the music videos
- 18:54Speaker 4: nine O two and oh they have a ton of
- 18:56Speaker 4: the episodes cut out and live music and stuff.
- 19:00Speaker 3: Johnson's Creek.
- 19:00Speaker 6: They can't even use the theme.
- 19:02Speaker 2: Right, I think, doesn't Jamie Walters get cut out of
- 19:04Speaker 2: some of the nine ship with Donna because he was
- 19:07Speaker 2: one of.
- 19:07Speaker 6: The baby Yeah, there's a ton of stuff that's cut out.
- 19:10Speaker 3: It's really interesting to know who they didn't cut out.
- 19:12Speaker 1: I never saw that show.
- 19:13Speaker 3: And then you're going to be so sad that I
- 19:16Speaker 3: want to sex you up. Guys, that episode.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Color me bad? Is that cold?
- 19:21Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 19:21Speaker 1: I think so.
- 19:26Speaker 3: I used to think.
- 19:28Speaker 2: It's so perfect. It had like the Sheis song that
- 19:33Speaker 2: I like your smile she was.
- 19:39Speaker 3: Sound.
- 19:42Speaker 2: Oh no, big Shenessee fan and our producer Abby she
- 19:46Speaker 2: is awake and looking at me.
- 19:51Speaker 1: She's like, who do you want to sex up?
- 19:54Speaker 3: Jam turn it up? All right?
- 19:58Speaker 2: Well, I think we are way out of here. We
- 20:01Speaker 2: don't own that though. So that's says away. It won't
- 20:04Speaker 2: get us in trouble. Oh sache away, that won't get
- 20:07Speaker 2: us in trouble. No, I won't. I was saying, is
- 20:10Speaker 2: that should be we should use sachet away and watch
- 20:14Speaker 2: this ship with us or don't. But then you won't
- 20:16Speaker 2: be able to play the Queen's motherbugers. So we'll be right.
- 20:20Speaker 1: Back, welcome back.
- 20:23Speaker 3: It was awesome.
- 20:27Speaker 2: Does anyone want to talk about anything before you lose
- 20:29Speaker 2: your mind? Go ahead?
- 20:32Speaker 6: Last episode was better, but this one you're good.
- 20:37Speaker 1: Yeah, you were right that that was quite the difference.
- 20:40Speaker 4: Like, like I was saying, it's like how mash would
- 20:42Speaker 4: go serious and then funny. It's like, I like it
- 20:45Speaker 4: better when they're more funny.
- 20:46Speaker 1: But you know, this one was a decent.
- 20:48Speaker 6: One, and it's something that people go through, Like the
- 20:53Speaker 6: situation sadly happens a lot, it seems, where people have
- 20:56Speaker 6: to make the decision right what they're willing to put up.
- 20:59Speaker 1: With in a early Shi.
- 21:00Speaker 3: Just a single, I don't put up with no shit.
- 21:04Speaker 2: Motherfucker's just kidding.
- 21:06Speaker 1: Would you be a side piece here? No, No good
- 21:09Speaker 1: for you.
- 21:10Speaker 2: I was one for like three years without knowing it.
- 21:14Speaker 1: Oh well, if you don't know any doing it.
- 21:18Speaker 2: It's still it's still it still feels Oh.
- 21:22Speaker 1: Yeah, once you find out, you probably feel shitty.
- 21:24Speaker 2: Even if you know while it's happening. Everything Dorothy was
- 21:28Speaker 2: experiencing was like how I felt after the fact of
- 21:32Speaker 2: why wasn't I enough kind of a thing. Yeah, so
- 21:36Speaker 2: not knowing doesn't necessarily change the after effect of sure
- 21:41Speaker 2: you know, so I think for me. I'm really proud
- 21:44Speaker 2: of Dorothy for advocating for herself finally. But you know,
- 21:50Speaker 2: you can see either said.
- 21:51Speaker 4: He made it very clear he wasn't gonna leave his wife.
- 21:54Speaker 4: So it's like, I don't want to do this.
- 21:56Speaker 3: Right and she wasn't looking for something as casual as
- 21:59Speaker 3: he was.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't want to have to hide in
- 22:02Speaker 1: a relationship.
- 22:03Speaker 2: This doesn't mess up anything in the quiz or whatever,
- 22:06Speaker 2: but I wanted to dress the elephant in the room
- 22:10Speaker 2: that Dorothy talks about how sexy this guy is, but
- 22:13Speaker 2: that we all talked during the break that he doesn't
- 22:16Speaker 2: look like he should be a gym teacher in any capacity.
- 22:20Speaker 3: I'm more trying to just stand.
- 22:22Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, yeah.
- 22:25Speaker 1: Right, I mean a gym teacher stand.
- 22:27Speaker 3: I would much rather see Stan in the gym teacher
- 22:30Speaker 3: shorts and knee high sucks than that man.
- 22:34Speaker 1: We stand Stan.
- 22:36Speaker 2: I think the first piece of merch that we actually
- 22:38Speaker 2: like put out, or like the first drawing that I'm
- 22:41Speaker 2: going to do for our show, honestly, is gonna have
- 22:43Speaker 2: to be a sam thing.
- 22:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:45Speaker 2: I think it's I'm standing something because we sure do
- 22:49Speaker 2: love him, all four of us. We really love that actor,
- 22:53Speaker 2: because Stan's as a as a character itself, like if
- 22:57Speaker 2: you were reading a book, you're like, oh, this guy's
- 22:59Speaker 2: a dude, but this actor is so.
- 23:03Speaker 3: He does.
- 23:04Speaker 2: He's a little fun, little fungus.
- 23:08Speaker 4: And his name has that alliteration so much literally, and
- 23:12Speaker 4: people say they stand relationships, right, so we stand Dorothy.
- 23:16Speaker 3: And stand we stab.
- 23:19Speaker 1: No, I don't think that's we don't know that.
- 23:22Speaker 2: We don't murder.
- 23:24Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, that's bad.
- 23:27Speaker 2: If murdering is part of this, I feel like I
- 23:30Speaker 2: missed out. WHOA No, all right, you guys want to
- 23:35Speaker 2: do it. I have to admit this one.
- 23:38Speaker 1: Let's do it, Let's fall, let's do it.
- 23:40Speaker 2: Erin oh, because that's why bees do it, birds do it,
- 23:46Speaker 2: even over.
- 23:48Speaker 4: Do it. Let's do it.
- 23:51Speaker 1: Let's let's have a quiz. Here we go.
- 23:57Speaker 2: Now that ethel tone deaf to her saying let's get thanks.
- 24:03Speaker 2: I do want to apologize in advance. This is not
- 24:07Speaker 2: the caliber of the last couple of quizos.
- 24:10Speaker 3: Oh you shut your mouth. I'm not playing. Then it's I.
- 24:16Speaker 6: Had to talk her through to give her motivation.
- 24:20Speaker 4: Feeling.
- 24:21Speaker 2: It was like getting later and later in the evening
- 24:23Speaker 2: on a Monday, and I was like or No, it
- 24:26Speaker 2: was last night and I was just like last night.
- 24:30Speaker 1: I appreciate that you got us one.
- 24:32Speaker 2: This is why Aaron Randolph and I don't do A
- 24:35Speaker 2: and E anymore. Is that it's a lot of work.
- 24:39Speaker 1: Maybe I'll win.
- 24:44Speaker 3: My watch. You're too fast.
- 24:46Speaker 2: I think you're scared. I don't really care if you
- 24:49Speaker 2: talk over me. If you know the answer, it's that
- 24:51Speaker 2: I can't tell because I'm reading on my other screen.
- 24:55Speaker 2: I can't tell who shouts.
- 24:58Speaker 3: I don't care.
- 24:59Speaker 2: I don't care if I nish the question. It's the
- 25:01Speaker 2: immense pressure I feel of being fair because you guys
- 25:05Speaker 2: get so so excited.
- 25:08Speaker 3: I joke about being super competitive. No, I'm fine with it.
- 25:15Speaker 1: As long as you're winning.
- 25:17Speaker 3: This is the worst thing in the world, and it's rich.
- 25:19Speaker 1: I'll kick your fucking ass.
- 25:21Speaker 2: All right, okay, all right, great, wow, spicy ladies.
- 25:26Speaker 1: Good thing. I'm okay with losing.
- 25:27Speaker 3: Let's get just call me back lots.
- 25:33Speaker 2: Question one, does Dorothy have a date with We need
- 25:38Speaker 2: the full name.
- 25:40Speaker 3: Kristen, Oh, Glenno's.
- 25:46Speaker 1: First name.
- 25:47Speaker 3: They don't really Yeah, me too.
- 25:50Speaker 1: Say Charles, but that was wrong.
- 25:51Speaker 2: They don't really address the Irish.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Side of things. No, he could have been anybody.
- 25:57Speaker 3: They just said, he's not that's what That's what she
- 26:00Speaker 3: said too. Yeah, I'm going on a date later in ma.
- 26:03Speaker 2: He's not Italian, right, but realistically, like the Irish and Italian,
- 26:09Speaker 2: we're not friendly. It should have been a bigger deal
- 26:11Speaker 2: in the episode. I was surprised that no one called
- 26:14Speaker 2: that out. But anyway, it's fine. Maybe it's just because
- 26:16Speaker 2: I'm half Italian, so I know that the Irish people
- 26:21Speaker 2: didn't love us, and vice versa.
- 26:24Speaker 3: All right, we love your lover.
- 26:26Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, I fucking love Ireland.
- 26:28Speaker 3: Now.
- 26:28Speaker 2: I like Ireland more than I like Italian people that
- 26:31Speaker 2: I'm related to sometimes, so let's move on. Not my parents,
- 26:36Speaker 2: everyone else.
- 26:38Speaker 3: All right too?
- 26:40Speaker 2: What was Charlie selling at the stand in his yard? Jody?
- 26:47Speaker 3: Insurance?
- 26:49Speaker 2: Yes, okay, Now there is a bonus question before anyone talks.
- 26:53Speaker 2: Rose bought a policy for her red wagon. How much
- 26:57Speaker 2: did she pay? Jody, I don't know. It's between Kristen,
- 27:02Speaker 2: was last, it's between Gena and Joe.
- 27:04Speaker 6: I think it was it was last.
- 27:06Speaker 2: Yeah, let's give Gina that point. I mean, let's give
- 27:09Speaker 2: her answer. To give her you don't have to answer,
- 27:13Speaker 2: do you have to answer the question.
- 27:16Speaker 3: No, she doesn't have to.
- 27:17Speaker 2: I'm the captain.
- 27:19Speaker 3: Let her say the question. Gina, No, I'm sorry, it
- 27:25Speaker 3: was a nickel.
- 27:27Speaker 1: It was a nickel.
- 27:33Speaker 4: I'm taking my point, and I'm going home a shiny
- 27:38Speaker 4: nick home.
- 27:40Speaker 3: Question number three.
- 27:42Speaker 1: I think she's distracted by her par our.
- 27:44Speaker 3: Producer had a little one of like seizures and like
- 27:49Speaker 3: flew off the couch onto the ottoman and then walked
- 27:52Speaker 3: back onto the couch, like what just happened? I was
- 27:55Speaker 3: supervising the aerobic activity happening just inches from our studios.
- 28:00Speaker 3: But she's like, I hear okay, Jesus.
- 28:04Speaker 1: Christ, improve our all right?
- 28:07Speaker 2: So how was Rose's red wagon destroyed?
- 28:14Speaker 6: Kristen got it trampled by hogs because she was hauling
- 28:19Speaker 6: home as information?
- 28:22Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, I know. Give her two points for that answer.
- 28:26Speaker 3: It was very detailed.
- 28:28Speaker 2: What did that was detailed and almost exactly what I
- 28:31Speaker 2: wrote down. What did Rose say made her realize that
- 28:38Speaker 2: she loved Charlie?
- 28:42Speaker 1: Gina?
- 28:43Speaker 4: Yes, that he bought her a new wagon even though
- 28:47Speaker 4: her policy didn't cover acts of swine.
- 28:49Speaker 3: Yes, yes, access swine. I thought that was amazing that entire.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Dorothy's mind.
- 28:57Speaker 3: That was like the best.
- 28:58Speaker 2: Part of this entire episode for me, Yeah, I was
- 29:00Speaker 2: like them adorbs. Okay, well, let's follow acts of swine
- 29:04Speaker 2: with actual swine. What does Glenn confess to Dorothy Jody?
- 29:11Speaker 2: Jody said it first, Yeah, that.
- 29:16Speaker 3: He unfortunately was married, right this thie game.
- 29:20Speaker 2: Ladies, you each have two three weeks.
- 29:22Speaker 3: They've been together three weeks. It's a long time. Even
- 29:25Speaker 3: mentioned it. Yeah, yeah, it's a long time. But also,
- 29:30Speaker 3: wouldn't you question that after the second motel?
- 29:35Speaker 1: Yeah? When can I see your house?
- 29:37Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 29:38Speaker 3: Why can't I call you after nine pm?
- 29:42Speaker 2: Let you buy that yellow shirt.
- 29:44Speaker 3: Let you buy that baby blue suit? Go away? Okay,
- 29:50Speaker 3: not you.
- 29:51Speaker 2: The producer is having a tantrum now because, oh, I
- 29:56Speaker 2: don't know why. I think she dropped a piece of
- 29:58Speaker 2: a cookie in between in the couch and the ottoman.
- 30:01Speaker 2: So I used my old lady gramber that I use
- 30:03Speaker 2: when I drop stuff behind my bed that happened to
- 30:06Speaker 2: be out here, because I dropped something behind the couch,
- 30:09Speaker 2: and I picked up the ottoman leg and shoved it
- 30:12Speaker 2: into the room so she could look for her cookie.
- 30:15Speaker 2: And she is still doing it in the most ridiculously
- 30:19Speaker 2: obduse way possible. It's like there's an opening of like
- 30:24Speaker 2: two inches and there's a gap of like eight and
- 30:27Speaker 2: she is attempting to enter to get the cookie on
- 30:30Speaker 2: the two inch side. Is the most baneful thing I've
- 30:33Speaker 2: ever seen. All right, let's continue, Yes, all right, tid
- 30:38Speaker 2: game here. So who does Dorothy pretend is on the phone?
- 30:42Speaker 2: When Rose re enters the room, christodies Kristen.
- 30:46Speaker 1: First, mister Yama motor.
- 30:49Speaker 4: Yes.
- 30:51Speaker 2: After Sophia starts listening to her Walkman. When the next
- 30:55Speaker 2: Golden Girl enters the LINAI what is she doing?
- 31:00Speaker 3: Jody?
- 31:02Speaker 2: Yes, she's playing the air, Yes she is. How great
- 31:05Speaker 2: was that moment that I didn't see it?
- 31:09Speaker 1: Rocking out?
- 31:09Speaker 2: I didn't even notice it until my second watch through.
- 31:13Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she didn't even see Rose. She was on
- 31:17Speaker 1: stage and a concert.
- 31:19Speaker 2: Okay, thanks, sorry, just moving my autom And again question
- 31:23Speaker 2: number five, what no, we're on night?
- 31:29Speaker 3: Question number eight.
- 31:30Speaker 2: Why can't Blanche ultimately sell her car?
- 31:35Speaker 1: Kristen? Yes, because it was stolen?
- 31:39Speaker 2: Mm hmm yep, okay, okay. Number nine still on the
- 31:47Speaker 2: Luni and the question is what does Ma hide from Dorothy?
- 31:54Speaker 1: Gina?
- 31:55Speaker 2: Yes, her shoes true. There's a eleven plus the bonus
- 32:02Speaker 2: question in this one. So there's actually just we're almost done, okay, Okay,
- 32:08Speaker 2: when Dorothy gets home from breaking up with Glenn, what
- 32:14Speaker 2: is ma doing? Jody Kristin and I want to say
- 32:19Speaker 2: Jody was first, but I want to say it before
- 32:22Speaker 2: you answer this. There is a right way to answer
- 32:25Speaker 2: it for one point, but there is a erons matter
- 32:29Speaker 2: that's so better way to answer it that will get
- 32:32Speaker 2: you two points.
- 32:35Speaker 3: And taking a dish out of the sink, drying it
- 32:40Speaker 3: with a tea towel, and then placing it on the
- 32:42Speaker 3: counter on a stack of other plates.
- 32:46Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that's what's happening, So you get the point.
- 32:49Speaker 2: Does anyone want to guess what would have got you
- 32:51Speaker 2: the bonus point? They were washing the prison dishes.
- 32:57Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all right, should have got the point. Why
- 33:04Speaker 3: is she trying to die? What is happening?
- 33:08Speaker 2: The reason that, honestly, I'm gonna be honest, there's what
- 33:13Speaker 2: six seasons of this, So for the next five and
- 33:15Speaker 2: a half seasons, I want you to know that as
- 33:18Speaker 2: long as they maintain those prison dishes, there's a good
- 33:21Speaker 2: chance you could own a bonus point. But remembering that,
- 33:24Speaker 2: I think they will like prison dishes. No, absolutely not
- 33:32Speaker 2: all right, this is the last question, and this question
- 33:36Speaker 2: is the last question because I could not have this
- 33:41Speaker 2: be a question. Okay, so where does plants suggest the
- 33:45Speaker 2: ladies go as they're heading out the door to go cruising?
- 33:50Speaker 1: Gina?
- 33:50Speaker 4: Yes, Oh she knows a place where men mud wrestle.
- 33:56Speaker 2: Yes, yes, she says where guys get naked and wrestle
- 33:59Speaker 2: in the mud.
- 34:00Speaker 1: Oh it was naked, okay, but yes, naked naked all right,
- 34:08Speaker 1: she says, naked? Well three way? Ty was it? Really?
- 34:17Speaker 3: It's that's what you did it.
- 34:21Speaker 2: And I didn't stop anyone on this quiz and it
- 34:23Speaker 2: was my own draw.
- 34:25Speaker 3: We did it, We did it, we did it.
- 34:29Speaker 1: I liked it.
- 34:30Speaker 2: So Rose as the villain, Oh yeah, I mean that's
- 34:35Speaker 2: pretty easy enlightenment, super judgy. Like from like the second
- 34:40Speaker 2: the married thing came up, she was just like, okay, huh,
- 34:44Speaker 2: I guess. And then when they go to dinner, she's like, oh,
- 34:47Speaker 2: you ate food, and I'm like, you only ate you
- 34:54Speaker 2: weren't having Yeah, And.
- 34:55Speaker 1: Then Dorothy came home and her Marty grow.
- 34:58Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so weird.
- 34:59Speaker 1: That was the out.
- 35:02Speaker 3: Bright green shoes, mustard shirt with a purple sash.
- 35:12Speaker 2: And this was that eighties silk that had the like
- 35:16Speaker 2: almost like etched pattern to it.
- 35:20Speaker 3: Yeah, very shiny.
- 35:21Speaker 1: We just zipped over to New Orleans.
- 35:24Speaker 2: Fine, Yeah that was bad, not as bad as the
- 35:28Speaker 2: casual racism portrayed by Rose. She tells mister the Japanese
- 35:35Speaker 2: that he's good at math and that they have their
- 35:39Speaker 2: own Disney hanging up the phone bowing. Yeah. I appreciate
- 35:48Speaker 2: that that was an attempted cultural sensitivity of a ditsy
- 35:51Speaker 2: Midwest part. Like, I get why all that was funny
- 35:55Speaker 2: in and of itself. It doesn't age well.
- 35:57Speaker 1: Some of this didn't age well.
- 35:59Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, yeah, look.
- 36:02Speaker 4: Different can't get behind everything on the show. No Golden
- 36:06Speaker 4: Palace has a blackface.
- 36:07Speaker 1: Episode, I would never get Oh.
- 36:09Speaker 3: No, are you serious?
- 36:11Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if it's streaming, I don't know there, Yeah,
- 36:15Speaker 2: there was.
- 36:17Speaker 1: And Don Cheadle has to explain to Blanche Wise offended.
- 36:21Speaker 3: Hmmm.
- 36:22Speaker 1: So yeah, I think.
- 36:23Speaker 4: One of the things we're gonna kind of like back
- 36:26Speaker 4: up from and be like, ah, different times, man, different.
- 36:31Speaker 1: Right, But on the whole, overall, we liked the show.
- 36:35Speaker 3: That was very Charlton heston of you.
- 36:39Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, look, we're not going to embrace all of
- 36:45Speaker 2: the like morals and viewpoints. There's a couple of times
- 36:51Speaker 2: I would have taken a bullet for Betty White to
- 36:53Speaker 2: let her live a little longer. I mean, maybe even
- 36:56Speaker 2: just long enough for another hot dog in some vodka.
- 36:59Speaker 2: But that said, I definitely don't love Rose. Several times
- 37:06Speaker 2: throughout the series. Rose is the one that can get
- 37:10Speaker 2: super judgy on that. She rides that high moral train
- 37:14Speaker 2: all the time, and she is comming and hot to
- 37:18Speaker 2: that station. And this was one of those episodes where
- 37:21Speaker 2: I was like, oh God.
- 37:23Speaker 3: You're annoying.
- 37:24Speaker 6: I think part of that is because they're different back
- 37:30Speaker 6: from you know, say, oh off, where's Blanche? You've got
- 37:34Speaker 6: from this? Like, it's interesting how they're different backgrounds, and
- 37:38Speaker 6: she's impact on their personalities and how they see.
- 37:42Speaker 3: Absolutely, And she's the most recent well she she lost
- 37:46Speaker 3: her husband the recent the most recently. I can't even
- 37:51Speaker 3: I can't.
- 37:52Speaker 1: Yeah, question, I think I know what you're saying, I
- 37:55Speaker 1: don't know the answer.
- 37:56Speaker 2: So the blank look on my face is not you
- 38:00Speaker 2: what be going on?
- 38:01Speaker 3: Divorce?
- 38:03Speaker 2: Right?
- 38:03Speaker 1: But like I said, all had been gone a while.
- 38:06Speaker 1: Right's husband, she was.
- 38:10Speaker 3: The last one to move into the house, right.
- 38:13Speaker 1: Well, Sophia was yeah, okay, Well, I don't know. I
- 38:18Speaker 1: don't know. We'll find out.
- 38:21Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, the guy that's not Charlie or
- 38:26Speaker 2: no Miles, the guy that's not Miles Files and the
- 38:29Speaker 2: Roses Rose the Prude episode.
- 38:32Speaker 3: Yes, right, that's the massive cruise ship bedroom.
- 38:39Speaker 2: He's the one that's the first person she's ever tried
- 38:42Speaker 2: to sleep with since Charlie died, So it can't have
- 38:46Speaker 2: been terribly long. No woman goes forever. Well, some women
- 38:50Speaker 2: might love their husband enough. I don't know.
- 38:52Speaker 3: Well, and she did die in the you know, mid Thrust.
- 38:59Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Yeah, Arnie a literal pre Miles.
- 39:09Speaker 2: Miles Arney is a literal killer in the sack, I
- 39:14Speaker 2: mean Roses. Sorry, guys, last thing, just real quick, a
- 39:20Speaker 2: bit of housekeeping. I do want to report that I
- 39:22Speaker 2: was watching an episode of Carol Burnett the other day
- 39:25Speaker 2: and that the man that plays Arnie and then later
- 39:29Speaker 2: plays Miles was playing a character on the Carol and
- 39:36Speaker 2: Harvey Corman when they played husband wife in like the
- 39:40Speaker 2: with the young teenage sister living there. Oh my god.
- 39:44Speaker 2: He was so good in the episode, and he was
- 39:46Speaker 2: just a bit part like that. It was one of
- 39:48Speaker 2: the people at the end that they go so and
- 39:49Speaker 2: so was played by so and so like he.
- 39:51Speaker 3: Was he just started out.
- 39:54Speaker 2: It was an early one and so I think he
- 39:57Speaker 2: was like a little baby, pretty unknown at that time.
- 39:59Speaker 2: And it was sweet.
- 40:01Speaker 1: Oh that's cool, yeah, very cool.
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- 40:23Speaker 2: I don't have cheesecakes today, but my fingers are bad. Time.
- 40:28Speaker 1: I think you're right.
- 40:30Speaker 2: Maybe it's just maybe it's not your bedtime while you're listening.
- 40:35Speaker 2: It is my bedtime a while ago.
- 40:39Speaker 1: Yeah, so long fair.
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