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Claire took her gift BACK · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Claire, you're on the air.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, yeah. So I stole a wedding gift back from
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  Speaker 2: a wedding from a present that I gave. And the
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  Speaker 2: backstory is, so I got this really cute espresso machine,
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  Speaker 2: like well over $ 300 for this wedding for my friend.
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  Speaker 2: And at the revealing of, you know, opening the presents
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  Speaker 2: and stuff like that, she clearly announced that she's not
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  Speaker 2: into caffeine. She doesn't like coffee. And I was just
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  Speaker 2: like kind of surprised because I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: Who doesn't?
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  Speaker 3: But I also.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I thought that she would like something like that. Anyways,
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  Speaker 2: so while everyone was by the pool, I went and
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  Speaker 2: snuck and took the present back.
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  Speaker 1: And the present was a what?
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  Speaker 2: An espresso machine. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Do you put anything in its place or does she
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  Speaker 1: think that you just got her nothing?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, at this point in time, I don't even
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  Speaker 2: think she's going to know it's missing. I mean, she
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  Speaker 2: doesn't even want it.
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  Speaker 3: To follow up on Rich's question, so when you go
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  Speaker 3: to the wedding, do you have a backup present in
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  Speaker 3: a backpack or something?
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  Speaker 1: Then you just go and give them another present.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you do that?
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  Speaker 1: No, she opened it. She got credit for giving the gift. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying Rich goes, did you have a backup present
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  Speaker 1: to give her? Like, did you put something in his place? Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like she shows.
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  Speaker 4: Up at the wedding.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody has a backup gift. That's what I'm saying. She
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  Speaker 1: brought the express. Rich is like, did you have a backup?
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  Speaker 2: Like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, I had a blender in
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  Speaker 3: my backpack just in case she didn't like coffee. spatulas
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  Speaker 3: yeah well the point is she noticed this that you
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  Speaker 3: got her nothing is what i'm.
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  Speaker 4: Saying no she opened the gift so she's so she's
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  Speaker 4: like claire already gets credit for giving the gift because
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  Speaker 4: she opened it they wrote it down and then it's
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  Speaker 4: like she's never gonna use it so claire's like i'm
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  Speaker 4: just gonna take it back.
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  Speaker 3: If she's never gonna use it now so the woman
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  Speaker 3: eventually is like eventually gonna go where's the espresso machine
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  Speaker 3: probably someone stole my espresso.
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  Speaker 2: We're all gonna be like I don't know. You tell
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  Speaker 2: us what happened.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be the game of Clue.
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  Speaker 3: Literally. They're going to hit up those flock cameras and
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  Speaker 3: you're going to get busted.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And she probably has so many gifts that she's not
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  Speaker 2: going to even go through all that stuff for like
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  Speaker 2: another six months. Exactly. They get like 10,000. She's not
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  Speaker 2: even going to miss it. She's not going to miss it.
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  Speaker 2: She's not going to miss it.
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  Speaker 3: But didn't people see you walking out of the reception
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  Speaker 3: holding an espresso.
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  Speaker 1: Machine under your arm?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I wasn't thinking about that. But now
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  Speaker 2: that you mention it, thanks a lot.
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  Speaker 1: So you just got away. Did you get the thank
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  Speaker 1: you card yet or was it recent?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: The thank you card's there for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if they knew in the thank you card, hey,
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much for the espresso machine.
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  Speaker 3: We love it. We use it every day. In fact,
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  Speaker 3: we just drink right now. I'm writing this thank you
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  Speaker 3: card drinking my espresso.
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  Speaker 2: That would be wild.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you come over and have.
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  Speaker 1: One with us?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right, Claire.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thanks for sharing. I wonder if that.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like that might be some bad karma.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Totally bad karma. Totally, absolutely. You know, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: she'll miss it, but... All right, Claire. Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.