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Kyle didn't steal but someone did! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 4: Five two oh. Anyway, how's Christmas shopping going for you?
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  Speaker 2: Kyle? Do you get everything done?
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  Speaker 5: No? Unfortunately, my goal was to be done Christmas shopping
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  Speaker 5: by Black Friday.
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  Speaker 3: That did not happen.
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  Speaker 5: I am close. I'm a lot further along than I
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  Speaker 5: normally am, so I still feel like I'm ahead of
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  Speaker 5: the game. But I did go to the store the
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  Speaker 5: other day and I found this great gift for Addie,
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  Speaker 5: and I got home and I was sorting everything out,
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  Speaker 5: and I realized that so the gift was I don't,
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  Speaker 5: I don't, I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Say, but it was in a box.
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  Speaker 2: Because she listens, that's so great that she.
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  Speaker 5: So there's a gift you're getting, kiddo. When I open
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  Speaker 5: it up just to check and make sure everything's okay,
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  Speaker 5: this security tag is still on. Oh no, inside the
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  Speaker 5: box and I was like, oh, man, Like, obviously I
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  Speaker 5: know I paid for it, I have the receipt, but
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  Speaker 5: I still like automatically feel like a thief, right So.
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  Speaker 3: I start like breaking down to my head. Okay, do
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  Speaker 3: I go all all.
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  Speaker 5: The way back to the store and then have them
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  Speaker 5: take the security tag off and then for a second
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  Speaker 5: think that I am a thief trying to get it out,
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  Speaker 5: you know what I mean, like that whole thing. Or
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  Speaker 5: do I try to, like a thief, undo it myself
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  Speaker 5: with flyers and try and get some sort of wirecutters such.
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  Speaker 1: Like a special thing. They slide it in and it
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  Speaker 1: pops off, but it's all like the stores have.
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  Speaker 5: It and then I don't know if it's one of
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  Speaker 5: those ink ones. Yeah, like it's going to explode and
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  Speaker 5: ruin the gift inch.
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  Speaker 2: Out of your face and your hands. You got to
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  Speaker 2: come in here like Kyle's shoplifting crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Look like you were one of those porch pirates that
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  Speaker 1: gets exposed on Instagram all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So after obviously wing the options, I'm like, I'm just
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  Speaker 5: gonna go back.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to take it in.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine.
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  Speaker 5: It's kind of all my way home from work.
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  Speaker 3: So yesterday I went into the store and to bring
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  Speaker 3: it in and right.
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  Speaker 5: When you walk into the store, they have what they
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  Speaker 5: call like an inventory security guard right just to make
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  Speaker 5: sure people aren't stealing. And right when I walk in,
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  Speaker 5: I was like, hey, I bought this the other day.
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  Speaker 5: The security tag still on it. It's like, oh, I'm
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  Speaker 5: like I brought my receipt just so you know I
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  Speaker 5: didn't take it. And she's like, oh, sure, I can
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  Speaker 5: take care of that for you, no problem. So I
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  Speaker 5: take the gift out and she holds holds it in
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  Speaker 5: her hand, and she's kind of trying to move the
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  Speaker 5: security tag over a little bit so that she can
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  Speaker 5: see the numbers on the tag to make sure they
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  Speaker 5: match the numbers on the receipt. And she moves it
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  Speaker 5: over so slightly, like just gently, and it pops off.
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  Speaker 5: No way, it just fucked it up.
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  Speaker 3: It was not even secure.
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  Speaker 5: If I had taken one second to just pull it
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  Speaker 5: off a little bit, it would have been fine.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have had to make the extra How.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't. It was supposed to be take it off
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  Speaker 2: for to put it in your bag.
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  Speaker 5: And I don't know. I don't know if they do
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  Speaker 5: they track those things, They're gonna track me down at
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  Speaker 5: some point.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 5: So we started laughing because I'm like, well, obviously, no,
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  Speaker 5: I didn't try to take it off at home, And
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  Speaker 5: so she takes it off and then I walk out going, Wow,
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  Speaker 5: that tube was totally unnecessary.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I had a friend and I can't remember who his
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  Speaker 4: friend was, but they had one of those things to
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  Speaker 4: take off the.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I did they work in?
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  Speaker 2: Remember they had it? I can remember.
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  Speaker 1: They got to be all different, like I'm sure Target
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  Speaker 1: has a different one than Dillard's right.
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  Speaker 5: You know, they're all magnetic in some way, but I've
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  Speaker 5: never really looked at the devices that take them off.
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  Speaker 2: But in any case, you didn't steal it. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: steal it. The gift is secure.
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  Speaker 3: Have you guys ever tried to pull one of those
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  Speaker 3: securities off though? It's like hard?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of stealing, uh, Stacy busted whatever. Friend's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like stealing something from her A few things. Well,
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  Speaker 1: so you know, my wife is a big online shopper,
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  Speaker 1: so she kind of knows her size is. She knows like,
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  Speaker 1: if I buy something from Anthropology, I'm gonna get it
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  Speaker 1: in this size. So she had a bunch of stuff
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  Speaker 1: that she was going to return. She loves to return things.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I don't return anything. She loves
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  Speaker 1: to return things to a store. But she was hanging
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  Speaker 1: out with her friend, and her friend's like, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to Anthropology. I've got to take back stuff. Anyway, you're busy,
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  Speaker 1: let me just take your dresses. I'll bring them back
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  Speaker 1: and i'll make sure you've got the receipts. I'll give
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  Speaker 1: you a store credit. Come to a birthday party. She
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  Speaker 1: goes to with her friend. The next weekend and her
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  Speaker 1: friend is wearing the dress, one of the dresses that
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  Speaker 1: she was supposed to return for her. So she's wearing
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  Speaker 1: the thing that Stacy gave to her to return. So
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  Speaker 1: she's like, you know what it was like, maybe sixty bucks.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to complain about it.
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  Speaker 3: Did she ever give her the receipt for the store credit?
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  Speaker 1: I gave her the receipt for the Stacey gave her
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  Speaker 1: the receipt and the clothes, but her friend never reported back.
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  Speaker 1: So now we're laying in bed and she does a
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  Speaker 1: thing like you guys do where she scrolls through, you know,
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  Speaker 1: her phone at night and she sees party pictures from
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  Speaker 1: two different parties where let's say fred is two more
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  Speaker 1: of her outfits that she was supposed to return.
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  Speaker 3: Oh woy okay, so how do we know that her
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  Speaker 3: friend didn't return them? And say, oh, Stacy has really
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  Speaker 3: good style. I'm going to return these, and now I
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  Speaker 3: want to purchase them for.
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  Speaker 1: Myself, same same outfit. And she's like, I think my
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  Speaker 1: friend doesn't think I'm remembering, cause she's like, your Black
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  Speaker 1: Friday party, I think I'm gonna wear this white dress
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  Speaker 1: and shows her a picture in Stacey's like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: know that white dress because that was my white dress
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  Speaker 1: that I.
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  Speaker 3: Going to return.
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  Speaker 2: Does with Stacy look at the credit when she get
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  Speaker 2: the credit she.
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  Speaker 1: Did, she's I think she's a little she's a little
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  Speaker 1: scattered like that. She thinks she's got it under control,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't think she does. She needs to.
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  Speaker 5: Follow up, like, hey, how much store credit was that?
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  Speaker 5: It should have been about X amount because I had
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  Speaker 5: four dresses.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's like in that zone where it's like, let's
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  Speaker 1: say it's about one hundred dollars, where she doesn't feel
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  Speaker 1: like she wants to confront her friends with that door.
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  Speaker 1: But she feels like I'm gonna accuse her of stealing from.
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  Speaker 2: Me to give her something to return that Stacey would
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  Speaker 2: never wear. That's embarrassing if she wears it. Now, this
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  Speaker 2: is this humpty dumpty.
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  Speaker 3: Croppend I saw her the other day.
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  Speaker 1: She was hanging out at her house, and I felt
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  Speaker 1: like she had on one a stage. She's old like
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  Speaker 1: rock t shirts, like like like a like a band,
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  Speaker 1: like a band, Yeah, like a like a David Boy's shirt.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I feel like that's Stacy's And her
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  Speaker 1: friend was just wearing it around, So could she be
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  Speaker 1: could she be pill freeing from the closet and Stacy
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  Speaker 1: got so much stuff she did be dope.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's possible it's wrong of her to do
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  Speaker 3: if that's the case. But Stacy knows her closet.
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  Speaker 2: She knows her closet.
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  Speaker 5: There is no way someone would be able to wear
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  Speaker 5: Stacy's shirt around her and Stacey not know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she's seen the online stuff. She seemed like the
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  Speaker 1: Instagram posts that like, you know, a brunch like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: that was my that was the top I gave her
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  Speaker 1: to return. That's the tops.
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  Speaker 3: She needs to bring it up. I don't think it
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  Speaker 3: has to.
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  Speaker 2: Be a confrontation.
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  Speaker 5: It can just be a simple follow up, hey did
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  Speaker 5: you ever get that store credity?
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  Speaker 1: But also, like our podcast, next time we do a podcast,
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  Speaker 1: let's call her and confront around the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Why is Stacy also asking her friends to make her return.
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  Speaker 1: She's not her friend's like, hey, I'm going there anyway,
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  Speaker 1: your car's fall Okay, she's not asking anybody to.
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  Speaker 2: Do I would. I can't ever, as a guy be like,
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  Speaker 2: oh you want me to return those jeans for you?
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  Speaker 5: I was just gonna use the school of John Jay
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  Speaker 5: thought if she did say, hey, your car is full,
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  Speaker 5: you're busy, I'll take it from you.
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  Speaker 3: She did.
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  Speaker 4: She didn't take it back, or she didn't say i'll
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  Speaker 4: take it and return it for you and give you credit.
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  Speaker 2: She said, i'll take it from you. She probably thought
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  Speaker 2: it was a gift. I'll take it. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: ask apology. I'll take it. She like she's going on anthropology,
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  Speaker 2: but she'll also take the NST as well.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'll return it for you and get your credit.
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  Speaker 3: I'll take it from you. I took it from you.
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  Speaker 1: On me.
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  Speaker 2: What an interesting situation. What a tough situation. Man. All right,
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  Speaker 2: it's John Jay and Rich