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Hour 3 - Don't Believe Your Lying Eyes · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Conitchewa and welcome.
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  Speaker 2: It's our Dumbirth three hour three of the original Recipe
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  Speaker 2: here in our number three.
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  Speaker 3: Lakers owner Genie Buss has been flapping her gums. She
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  Speaker 3: recently insisted that the Lakers don't have an unfair advantage
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  Speaker 3: compared to the rest of the NBA at getting star players, Hodi,
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  Speaker 3: how'd you describe those comments? Also, she took some shots
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  Speaker 3: at Anthony Davis on his way out of La La
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  Speaker 3: Land will break that down for you. And new Cubs
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  Speaker 3: infielder Justin Turner says he's disappointed with his former team.
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  Speaker 3: He briefly played for the Mariners. He's upset Seattle didn't
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  Speaker 3: have a better offseason after missing the postseason by one game.
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  Speaker 3: He said they have got a great pitching staff, but
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  Speaker 3: essentially implied they're wasting it. Is this criticism fair or foul?
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  Speaker 3: And how would you describe the Tennessee Titans level of
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  Speaker 3: interest in Sam Darnold as that has been bandied about? Also,
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  Speaker 3: is it true that Titans are trying to trade that
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  Speaker 3: number one pick? We'll talk about all that and more
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  Speaker 3: right now here. It is our number three, she says.
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  Speaker 3: Don't believe your lying eyes, but come on, Welcome in
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  Speaker 3: thousand wherever he is. All right, So our lead this
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  Speaker 3: hour is from a pro bouncy ball as a caller.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was Randy from Norman, Oklahoma, got very
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  Speaker 3: upset when I said in copy that was given to
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  Speaker 3: me for a commercial bouncy and he did not like
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  Speaker 3: that at all. But the craziness that's going on, everyone's buzzing.
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  Speaker 3: The league's rigged.
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  Speaker 1: They took care of the kers yet again.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't know if you saw the comments made
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  Speaker 3: by the owner of the team that won the Genetic Lottery,
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  Speaker 3: but maybe not so during a recent radio interview on
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  Speaker 3: National Public Radio, because that's what we need to hear
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  Speaker 3: about the Lakers. The owner of the team, Genie Buss. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I called her an owner on a rebel. Genie Buss,
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  Speaker 3: who inherited the team, didn't do anything to make any
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  Speaker 3: real money, just happened to win the gen Ic Lottery,
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  Speaker 3: and her dad was rich, and so she got the team.
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  Speaker 3: So Genie Buss pushed back, She pushed us back on
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  Speaker 3: the notion that things always seem.
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  Speaker 1: To work out.
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  Speaker 3: They essentially have a three leaf clover shoved up there,
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  Speaker 3: you know what, Right, they got a lucky clover shoved
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  Speaker 3: up there. The purple and goal. Now, this is in
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  Speaker 3: reference to the Luca Donzik trade. Luca's not really a trade. You.
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  Speaker 3: Trade is where you give people an opportunity to bid
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  Speaker 3: on an item, and you're trying to work out a
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  Speaker 3: deal to help your franchise the most Nico in Dallas
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  Speaker 3: just said, oh screw it, We'll just we want to
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  Speaker 3: help the Lakers out now.
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  Speaker 1: The money quote. I'm not gonna waste your time with
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  Speaker 1: all this other nonsense.
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  Speaker 3: The money quote from Genie Bus, she said, quote people
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  Speaker 3: feel somehow the Lakers have an unfair advantage, but that
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  Speaker 3: is not true.
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  Speaker 1: Close quote. All right, So let us discuss the Lakers NEPO.
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  Speaker 3: Owner Geni Bus insisting recently that the Lakers do not
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  Speaker 3: have an unfair competitive advantage in comparison to the rest
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  Speaker 3: of the NBA at getting star players.
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  Speaker 1: So how would you describe these comments.
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  Speaker 3: I've got vinyl albums Hello Kitty and Glass of Water,
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  Speaker 3: and we will combine all of these together and we
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  Speaker 3: are going to make a traduction.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, it too.
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  Speaker 3: My buddy Sports with Coleman, was at a restaurant in
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  Speaker 3: Florida and they were serving traduckt I've never heard of
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  Speaker 3: a restaurant. I guess in Louisiana they do it. I
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  Speaker 3: think that's where John Madden the old broadcaster back and
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  Speaker 3: then they got it but to Duckett. All right, So
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  Speaker 3: first of all, my first thought is, how would you
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  Speaker 3: describe these comments? Cuckoo for cocoa puffs is how I
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  Speaker 3: would describe them. Who wants to be the person to
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  Speaker 3: tell Genie Boss? Who wants to be the one to
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  Speaker 3: tell Genie Boss? Hey, Jeanie, you might be a little
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  Speaker 3: off on that take. You might have missed the bulls
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  Speaker 3: eye there. Bad job by you. Genie is selling vinyl
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  Speaker 3: albums to low information fans, right, tone deaf records, we'll
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  Speaker 3: call it tone deaf records, proving if she really believes this,
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  Speaker 3: and again the quote that we are parsing the words
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  Speaker 3: of people feel somehow the Lakers have an unfair advantage,
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  Speaker 3: but that is not true. If she truly believes that,
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  Speaker 3: then I don't know that we can save her. I
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  Speaker 3: know she's the girl in the bubble, and she's lived
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  Speaker 3: a charm life. Born on third base. She thinks she
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  Speaker 3: hit a triple. This is all public knowledge, right, This
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  Speaker 3: is all public knowledge, And I get that this is
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  Speaker 3: the only thing she knows.
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  Speaker 1: That's the world she grew.
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  Speaker 3: Up in, and she's always been loaded because her dad
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  Speaker 3: was loaded and hadn't really worked for anything. But there's
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  Speaker 3: a long history going back many generations of these things
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  Speaker 3: always working out in the franchisees favor. The scorecard is lopsided.
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  Speaker 3: She mentioned in this interview the paw Gasol trade, which
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  Speaker 3: was another.
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  Speaker 1: Ridiculous trade where Jerry West.
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  Speaker 3: Took care of the Lakers and did them a solid
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  Speaker 3: and pow Gasol dropped into the Lakers' lap after Shack
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  Speaker 3: had left and the Lakers did not have a championship
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  Speaker 3: level team. They were just given paw Gasol for a
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  Speaker 3: bag of stale peanuts at that time.
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  Speaker 1: And so now the latest train heist is.
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  Speaker 3: Looka and all that, which again is looking more and
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  Speaker 3: more by the day like a cloak and dagger mission
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  Speaker 3: that there was some kind of meddling from the league office.
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  Speaker 3: I can't imagine that even if Nico Harrison wanted to
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  Speaker 3: trade Luca, any owner like the Dallas Maveris new ownership
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  Speaker 3: group the Aedelson family would sign off on that without
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  Speaker 3: some kind of higher up from the League office.
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  Speaker 1: And boy, this would be really good.
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  Speaker 3: Those TV people are paying a lot of money and
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  Speaker 3: no one's watching our product.
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  Speaker 1: Our product. The ratings are in the toilet.
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  Speaker 3: We really would need that would help us out a lot,
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  Speaker 3: that would do us a solid.
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  Speaker 1: That would be a great mitzvah.
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  Speaker 3: And so here we go, and you're protecting the tarnished
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  Speaker 3: Laker brand. The team's such a joke they had in
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  Speaker 3: a podcast or as a coach. So either the league
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  Speaker 3: office medled or Nico Harrison really is just a dink
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  Speaker 3: and he pulled the trigger. And I believe that the
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  Speaker 3: tentacles go much deeper. But we'll find out, Avntion, We'll
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  Speaker 3: find out. And years ago, you're such a fan. Years
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  Speaker 3: ago when the NBA had a real commissioner that had
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  Speaker 3: had basket balls, David Stern, he vetoed, he vetoed the
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  Speaker 3: Chris Paul trade. Other than that, it has been preferential
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  Speaker 3: treatment now. Genie Buss also talk about being classless. Genie
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  Speaker 3: Buss took shots at Anthony Davis on his way out
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  Speaker 3: to Dallas, saying, I might give you the whole quote here,
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  Speaker 3: but she I'll give you the top part. The NEPO
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  Speaker 3: owner the Lakers, Genie Buss said a d was complaining
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  Speaker 3: about where he was being played and he wasn't happy,
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  Speaker 3: and then she complained about losing to the Nuggets year
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  Speaker 3: after year.
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  Speaker 1: So you talk about catching unexpected strays.
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  Speaker 3: If you're Anthony Davis, right the youter Brown Well, as
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  Speaker 3: I recall, listen, I certainly am on the other side
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  Speaker 3: of this. But Street Clothes was trying to get the
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  Speaker 3: Laker front office to upgrade the roster. He felt the
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  Speaker 3: roster was not good enough, and he did get his wish.
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  Speaker 3: They did upgrade the roster. He was collateral damage. Be
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  Speaker 3: careful what you wish for, all right. Now, secondly, we
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  Speaker 3: go to baseball. You talk about scraping the bottom of
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  Speaker 3: the barrel. Can someone let baseball players know that we
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  Speaker 3: have a talk show to do every night, they might
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  Speaker 3: want to do things that are interesting, say things that
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  Speaker 3: are interesting for the talk show.
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  Speaker 1: Is there anyone more boring than baseball players? During spring training?
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  Speaker 3: Holy crap? Well, I did find something that caught my attention, and.
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  Speaker 1: It involves a team we don't talk about very much.
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  Speaker 1: Why would we they suck the Seattle baseball team.
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  Speaker 3: Now this comes out of Chicago Cubs camp. One of
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  Speaker 3: the great Dodgers of the last twenty years, the the
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  Speaker 3: Garden Nome Justin Turner, who's the ultimate journeyman. He was
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  Speaker 3: a journeyman before he went to the Dodgers, and now
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  Speaker 3: he's a journeyman once.
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  Speaker 1: He left the Dodgers. Since he left the Dodgers, he.
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  Speaker 3: Has played for the Red Sox, the Blue Jays, the Mariners.
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  Speaker 3: Now he's on the Chicago Cubs. Bounced all over the
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  Speaker 3: LAS anyway, get to the point, please, So Justin Turner
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  Speaker 3: says he is disappointed. He's disappointed the Mariners did not
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  Speaker 3: have a better off season, even though he's with the
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  Speaker 3: Chicago Cubs. And Turner's point is, Listen, they missed the
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  Speaker 3: postseason by one game.
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  Speaker 1: One numero who no one game, and they didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Do enough to improve the offense there in Seattle. So
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  Speaker 3: is that criticism fair or foul? Fair or foul? So
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  Speaker 3: after a peak at instant replay, fair ball, that is
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  Speaker 3: a fair ball.
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  Speaker 1: That is what it is, all right. So here's the deal,
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  Speaker 1: the loan move, and I think I'm right on this.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't see anything else that rose to the level
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  Speaker 3: of high crimes and misdemeanors. Jorge Polanco, let me repeat
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  Speaker 3: that for those of you in the back of the room,
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  Speaker 3: little slow. The Seattle Mariners added one player that we've
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  Speaker 3: heard of in the offseason, and we barely heard of
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  Speaker 3: this guy, Jorge Polanco. Can we please hit the snooze
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  Speaker 3: button now I actually have the answer, though, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: tell Justin Turner, and I'm gonna tell anyone else. All
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  Speaker 3: seven Mariner fans left the answer. I remember when I
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  Speaker 3: went to Seattle last time in twenty nineteen with Jay Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: We had the Mallard meet and greet.
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  Speaker 3: Which was just before COVID. But that was a crazy,
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  Speaker 3: crazy couple once. It was in December of twenty nineteen,
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  Speaker 3: last weekend of the NFL regular season. The Seahawks were
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  Speaker 3: playing the forty nine Ers. We had JJ and Renton
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  Speaker 3: Robbie the Mariner fan, no Stritian, big names, big names
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  Speaker 3: in the Malad militia, a bunch of other guys I'm forgetting,
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  Speaker 3: but they.
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  Speaker 1: Were all there.
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  Speaker 3: And I remember walking by the Seattle Mariners team store
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  Speaker 3: and I said, that's the most depressing place in all
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  Speaker 3: of Seattle, and I was right. But I'm gonna explain.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna explain here the deal with the Marritors. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: why why they're not upset? Why they're just taking the
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  Speaker 3: slow road to nowhere? Because the Mariner's mission statement. The
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  Speaker 3: franchise charter is to be unexceptional. Now, they don't want
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  Speaker 3: to be bad. They don't want to be bad, They
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  Speaker 3: just don't want to be really good. How do we
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  Speaker 3: know that because they said the quiet part out loud.
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  Speaker 3: That little weasel, Jerry Depoto, he's a little weasel, the
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  Speaker 3: head of Baseball ops. He essentially played Hello Kitty and
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  Speaker 3: let the cat out of the bag a couple of
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  Speaker 3: years back. The Mariners didn't do anything at the trade
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  Speaker 3: deadline a couple of years ago, and they were very
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  Speaker 3: upset by that, and so the GM Jerry Depoto said,
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  Speaker 3: the goal of the franchise every year is to not
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  Speaker 3: be like the army and be all you can be.
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  Speaker 3: They just want to win fifty four percent of their games.
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  Speaker 3: Now do you know what a fifty four percent winning
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  Speaker 3: percentage looks like in baseball? That's eighty eight wins seventy
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  Speaker 3: four losses. That's a five forty two winning percentage. So
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  Speaker 3: the idea is, if the Mariners are just an eighty
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  Speaker 3: eight win team, if they do that for ten years,
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  Speaker 3: the nerds and even though Jerry Depoto played in the
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  Speaker 3: major leagues for a couple of years, he's deferring to
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  Speaker 3: the nerds on this, the nerd math says that they
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  Speaker 3: will end up in the postseason. Enough, over ten years
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  Speaker 3: and with a little bit of dumb law, they'll end
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  Speaker 3: up in the World Series. Now, the Mariners are the
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  Speaker 3: last team standing that has never been to the World Series.
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  Speaker 3: Every other team, every other team has been to the
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  Speaker 3: World Series, most of them have won the World Series,
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  Speaker 3: but not the Seattle Mariners. They're holding out all right. Now,
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  Speaker 3: final thought, we go to the NFL, not nash Foot
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  Speaker 3: Paul Lee quickly, how would you describe the Tennessee Titans
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  Speaker 3: and the now reported interest in Sam Donald? So what
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  Speaker 3: level of interest does Tennessee have in Sam Donald? So
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  Speaker 3: the Titans philosophy.
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  Speaker 1: Here is.
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  Speaker 3: Measured, and we're hearing that they're not exactly smitten with
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  Speaker 3: the draft.
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  Speaker 1: And I agree based on what I have read.
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  Speaker 3: Which is a couple of scouting guides, and I've watched
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  Speaker 3: some clips on YouTube, I don't see any generational offensive talent.
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  Speaker 1: I do see.
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  Speaker 3: I like this Abdual Carter, the edge guy from Penn State.
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  Speaker 3: But other than him, there's nothing that's really all that exciting,
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  Speaker 3: nothing that's just jumps off the off the page. So publicly,
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  Speaker 3: the Titans are considering cam Ward, the Miami quarterback late
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  Speaker 3: of Washington State, and Penn State's Abdul Carter, who I
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  Speaker 3: just mentioned.
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  Speaker 1: I like him.
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  Speaker 3: Privately, they are desperately hoping that some dumb team like
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  Speaker 3: the Cleveland Browns or the Giants trade up to get
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  Speaker 3: that number one a little later on that number one
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  Speaker 3: overall pick. Now this means all right to Tennessee. They
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  Speaker 3: would like to go for quantity over quality, and you
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  Speaker 3: need a quarterback. The mayo man Will Levis, You'd be
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: better off with a tub of mayo under center, unless.
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  Speaker 1: You want a medley of mistakes. He's really good at
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  Speaker 1: the medley of mistakes.
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  Speaker 3: So Sam Darnold is a contingency plan that we would
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  Speaker 3: discribe their level of interest in Sam Donald and Tennessee.
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  Speaker 1: As a glass of water at.
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  Speaker 3: Room temperature, luke warm, not Luke Skywalker, luke warm. And
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  Speaker 3: the Titans they say, well, they have some interest in Donald,
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  Speaker 3: who's in free agency and all that if if he
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  Speaker 3: is willing to play for thirty million dollars a year.
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  Speaker 3: Can you imagine living in a world where thirty million
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  Speaker 3: dollars is a bargain deal for a player who you
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  Speaker 3: know is going to self destruct.
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  Speaker 1: My god.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, it's like when you sign Sam Donald and if
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  Speaker 3: you play Sam Donald, it's like you're running the Indy
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  Speaker 3: five hundred and your car. You know, your car can
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  Speaker 3: only go for four hundred and eighty miles. It will
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  Speaker 3: not make the five hundred. You have no chance of
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  Speaker 3: winning the race. But you might be leading the race
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  Speaker 3: after two hundred miles or three hundred miles, but do
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  Speaker 3: you know in the end, you're not gonna win. You're
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  Speaker 3: not gonna have the melt poured over your head. It's
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  Speaker 3: not gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, it is.
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  Speaker 3: against you in the court of sports talk radio. And
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: back to it we go, and right over there to
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  Speaker 3: Bennis the Menace. That is one of my many my nicknames.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I think we're up to now fifty eight nicknames. As
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: a couple more nicknames came in. If you listen to
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: the Fifth Hour podcast, there were some new nicknames. Benny
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Bingo is one of them, Benny beat Down is another.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Those were from Senior General. Bring it to your general,
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  Speaker 3: Alf the alien opiner for my scrabble abilities. If I
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: can only monetize that on how to make a lot
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: of money playing scrabble, I'd be in good shape. Instead,
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I'm doing overnight talk radio. Here is the Malor Riddle
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: of the day. The Mallord Riddle of the Day.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Here it is all right. An oil painting of.
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  Speaker 3: A blank recently sold for thirty five hundred dollars on eBay.
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  Speaker 1: Oil painting of blank.
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  Speaker 3: Recently sold for thirty five hundred dollars on eBay.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: That is the mallor riddle of the day. Let's see
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: does anyone know the answer? We'll go here, we'll try
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  Speaker 1: to find out.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Zach says the answer is an oil painting of a
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Penis that?
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: That is the answer.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Mason in Huntington Beach says a classic Norman Rockwell painting.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down? I can't read that?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: On the air.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Late night drug tester says an oil painting of a
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: bikini bottom?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Is the answer? Going right there?
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Lady Sideburn says banana hammock. So everyone's on the same
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: wavelength here, berg Dog said, a not a banana hammock,
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: a banana tape to a wall.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Modern art sure is beautiful, so he said.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Andy in Lionel' Lake says a painting of nude gronk
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: lying on the couch with a ruby necklace around his neck.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: This his hashtag. Titanic Donkey sausage. Senda said, A signed
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  Speaker 3: painting from serial killer John Wayne Gacy is the answer.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have?
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Everyone loves the Donkey and I like al don Yes,
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: alf the Alien opiner says a painting of the greatest
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: fortune I ever received, and it's the one that says
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: some fortune cookies contain no fortune. Yeah, that's when you're
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: when you're writing fortune cookies and you run out of ideas,
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: you just put that in there. And Armadillo guests by
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Ike and Roseville, Minnesota. Mister nice guy says a rink
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: racer Zamboni hot wheel.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Now, that's pretty cool. Is that is that AI?
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: Or is there?
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Did they actually make a hot wheel of a Zamboni?
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: That's pretty neat. If that's real, I feel like they.
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: Should, like if they don't have one, should I.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Feel like that's legit. I don't think that's fake, but
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: I've never seen that before. Mister mister nice guy sent that.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's fake. Oscar Meyer sandwich bread from King Rory,
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: that's disgusting. A scrabble board guest by DJ Spin in
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: San Diego, u Inka Terror says blind Scott shredded quivering
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: ego after being pulverized by Inco Terror.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: And the Verbal Octagon from inkoterear. Who else do we have?
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Page down A high detailed picture of nothing from mister
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Irrigation on the grind JB says a tire I Raq employee.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they should have sold.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: An oil painting of a tire I Raq employee for
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: that much money. Painting of a plink pink flamingo from
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Mark and Santa Monica.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Who else do you have?
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Timothy in Northern Kentucky says a painting of Hollering James
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: famous Snart scene. The riddle sounds fishy from Rod, the
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Ambassador of Bakersfield.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Let's see your hold on all right, Lorrain, Do you
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: have an answer?
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: An oil painting of a blank recently sold for thirty
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: five dollars on eBay?
• 23:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm somewhere between a soggy chicken and Luka doncic.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: All right, So that's two answers for one and no
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: that is the answer.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: And oil painting of a McDonald's filet of fish sandwich?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Where would you hang that?
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: Ben?
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Why would you paint that? That's what I want to know, Like,
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: what's the point of doing? Who's who's saying? I need
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: a filet of fish sandwich on on my wall?
• 24:19
  Speaker 9: Some people really like filet of fish.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Not healthy though.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: People think it's fish that's deep fried and all that.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: I would hang in oil painting of the double Decker
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Taco Supreme.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: So if somebody did a oil painting of the double
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: double Decker Taco Supreme, you.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Would put that in your house.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Do you like hot sauce with that? Would you want
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: some Taco Bell hot sauce packets with it?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: No?
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: I don't use the hot sauce packets.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: You do not, So just the just the idea. You
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: want the wrapping paper around Taco.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Bell without the hot sauce.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: We're sitting next to someone.
• 24:53
  Speaker 9: I mean, the double Decker Taco Supreme has sour cream
• 24:56
  Speaker 9: on it, and so, I mean, I don't know that's.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Perfect how it is. I'm judging you.
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: But to answer your question, Ben, I think maybe the
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: rappers like halfway off, like a like a off like
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: like an off the shoulder type of thing.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, you like it halfway.
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: Off, so you want it minorly undress, you want to talk.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Little teas, you want to Yeah, he's there. Yeah. You
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: can kind of see the taco, but you can't see everything.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: You can barely see the taco.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: I got you all right, Uh, the element of surprise,
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: I got you all right.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Well anyway, yeah, there you go.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: It's the show. We'll take some calls here. It is
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: a call in show. And let's say hello to Jerome
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: in Charleston.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Load Jerome, Helloa, Jerome, welcome.
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: Hey you on, like there's chicken band in night. You know,
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: what's the affinities for? Like tackles and stuff like that?
• 26:04
  Speaker 10: Man?
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: Then the guy that cussed and all that? What about
• 26:07
  Speaker 8: the joy tale story?
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: Huh? What made her think she could do something like
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: that and nobody would ever find out about it? And
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: by the way, there's a conspiracy of scholas that talked
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: about this.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Because yeah, there's a grand there's a grand conspiracy.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, they send us, they send us a memo. Every
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: day they're talking about they don't talk about that. Do
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: not talk about that at all? What are you doing?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: They tell me every day they're not talking about that.
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: They have plenty of time to talk about de Sean
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: Watson and all this kicky behavior, but not the chickens
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: got time to talk about that though.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no time at all, No time at all.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: We have no time.
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: Did they fire her or just couldn't they just fire her?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: How helm I supposed to? I'm doing an overnight sports
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: radio show. I know everything.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you for saying I'm almighty, all powerful, all knowing. Yes,
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: I the overnight gas bag has all the answers.
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  Speaker 1: That is Corol.
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  Speaker 9: I'm just gonna say, if she was starting quarterback for
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: the Cleveland Browns, we'd probably be talking about it.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'd be breaking it down. Absolutely, we'd go inside
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: the huddle as well.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Do you got crossed?
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: The skipped bailers off? Why would you want to sleep
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: poon like him?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: All right? You can't, you know you can't. Thank you,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Jero all right, what is it? Jerom?
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: I know you're on hole for a while, but I
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: mean that's the material you got. I thought you would
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: come up with some better material.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Anyway, let's go to Angry Bill. We do have ask
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Ben coming up. Hello, Angry Bill.
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: How's everybody doing? Your fun facts triggered me. You talked
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: about the Grassy Knoll and triggered my memories of the
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: Kennedy shooting. And here's a fun fact from the Kennedy shooting.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: They showed the tape of Jacqueline Kenny climbing onto the
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: back of the limousine, and it kept saying it was
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: to try to help the secret service guy get into
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: the limousine. She wasn't climbing on the back to help
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: the secret service guy. She was picking up the president's
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: brains off the back of the limousine.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: That I'm aware.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: I'm aware of that.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so now you have.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: A fun fact of why she was climbing on the
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: back of the limo.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: And I just thought it didn't want to leave the
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: brain behind. Yeah, yeah, I didn't.
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: I don't know why, but she wanted to get the
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: brains picked up, and she that's what she was doing.
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: And that was the first shooting that was live on
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: television until the Trump won when Trump, I.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Don't that's true.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Wasn't there a politician in Pennsylvania? I think it was
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: that on a live news conference.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Check out.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I remember that, So you're not.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I don't remember that.
• 29:03
  Speaker 9: He was like he was he was about to like
• 29:06
  Speaker 9: get busted for like embezzlement or some some something like that, right.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and he decided he just wanted.
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: To about President of the United States.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: About you said, you said no one was on television
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: was ever shot after between two presidents, and there were
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: there were other people.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: You're wrong, No, No, I said, I'm talking about presidents.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: President who cares about why, I'm talking about people who
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: gives up presidents who cares.
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, Then I'm stating what I was stating about, Ben,
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: and you always want to change things around what I'm
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: stating about.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep you focus. You would like to ramble,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: and I'm trying to help you out. You're a rambler.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: You're a rambler. I'm trying to help you.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: Once in a while.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Listen, it's called talk radio. Stupid, it's not called listen.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: Open up those big elephant ears. Once in a while,
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: have a great day.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: I love him. That is an elephant sound.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Such a terrible call.
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: Can you guys make a good elephant sound?
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: I can't.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: You've proved it. You just proved you can.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Neither can Bill apparently Bill Bill Bill, Bill, good old angry.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: He just wanted to talk about brains. He's chasing brains,
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: That's what he wanted to talk about.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: That was why Coop.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Also cannot make an elephant sound.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Well, most people can't. Do an elephant.
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: I bet someone could. If we have a caller who
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: can do a really good elephant sound, I think they
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: should let us know.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Well, one of our guys in Kansas does a great
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: pig thing, the Benny's. They're not the Bennies, the Mallord
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Paloos every year he's yeah, Miami pig. We did a
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: whole song as a pig. The old thing is is
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: a pig.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Uh, lit't sell Andrea in Berkeley the Female Caller
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: of the Year on the Ben Mallor Show. And then
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: we're going to get to ask Ben, Hello, Andrea, welcome.
• 30:58
  Speaker 10: Hello Ben? How are you?
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: If I was any better, I'd be an A but
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: not a Sacramento A because just not gonna be very
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  Speaker 3: good and they're stuck in Sacramento and all that.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, you didn't call about that. What is on
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  Speaker 1: your mind here?
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  Speaker 10: So little Joey Bosa Sports Astrology.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Joey Bosa was fired by the charger.
• 31:36
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he sure was. And obviously, I you know, tune
• 31:40
  Speaker 10: into Nick Bosa being with the forty nine ers and
• 31:43
  Speaker 10: Joey Bosa July eleven, nineteen ninety five, and that is
• 31:48
  Speaker 10: twenty nine years old. That's like the magical age of
• 31:53
  Speaker 10: Sata return, which is endings and new beginnings, and it's
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: not always subtle, and it's not always easy, very very
• 32:00
  Speaker 10: intense in terms of beginning a whole new cycle of
• 32:04
  Speaker 10: your life path. He will get married, divorced, change jobs,
• 32:07
  Speaker 10: living situations, you name it. So it was just perfect timing.
• 32:12
  Speaker 10: Although you know it's a five time pro bowler. It
• 32:14
  Speaker 10: was kind of shocking really that he got released. As
• 32:18
  Speaker 10: you said, that's a nice way of saying Gona, you know, fired.
• 32:22
  Speaker 10: But anyway, I digress. But you know, cancers are into food,
• 32:26
  Speaker 10: family and feelings, So wouldn't it be cool if he
• 32:29
  Speaker 10: was reunited with Nick Bosa and they were both playing
• 32:32
  Speaker 10: for the forty nine ers, well.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Both in Bosa.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: The T shirt sells itself there, most of it. The
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: problem is j always heard all the time.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: That's the issue.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, played very much.
• 32:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but you know, it's just interesting that twenty nine
• 32:45
  Speaker 10: when you see that, I mean, I remember when Giombi
• 32:48
  Speaker 10: bolted to the Yankees when he was twenty nine. Just
• 32:52
  Speaker 10: a lot of major changes happen in people's life path
• 32:55
  Speaker 10: at their center return of twenty nine. So he was
• 32:58
  Speaker 10: unceremoniously let go, Joey. But you know he'll land on
• 33:03
  Speaker 10: his feet.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, and as you do, we all land on our feet.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Go exactly.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Well, thank you, Andrea and virgo and service
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• 34:40
  Speaker 9: from Timothy from n k Y.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: And this northern Kentucky, yeah, or southern Ohio, you.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: Know, yeah, because he's got an Ohio state.
• 34:57
  Speaker 9: This is a classic question but I can't recall ever
• 34:59
  Speaker 9: answer it since Lorena has been on the show. Timothy
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: would like to know what's everyone's favorite cookie?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I love cookies.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: I'm uh you know, cookie Monster was one of my
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: heroes when I was growing up, so I always respected
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: the cookie. But the classic chocolate chip. You can't go
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: wrong with the classic chocolate chip, soft and gooey and
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: OOLI gooey goodness is the way to go. But you know,
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of like a cookie I don't like.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: There's some that aren't as popular as the other ones.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: But my go to is the chocolate chip. And then
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: I've made I've done a lot of these rip off
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: cookies from what's that.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Crumble cookie place?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, where they put frosting on them, and those I've
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: like a strawberry frosting cookie was pretty good, but basic
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: chocolate chip.
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: What about you, Loraina, Well, seasonally I love a gingerbread
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: cookie and it has to be done right, it has
• 35:50
  Speaker 7: to be soft. But I love a good gingerbread cookie.
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: But for my regular there was this place when I
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: was a kid. They had the best sugar cookies I
• 36:00
  Speaker 7: had ever had in my life. They have the nice
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: little sprinkles on top and the pink frosting that doesn't
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: taste like strawberries, it's just pink frosting. But it was
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: the most classic sugar cookie and that I would eat
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: every day.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: That's solid.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: There used to be a place and I think they
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: close now called Snookies Cookies, Yeah, Brendale.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: And that they were.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Awesome that cookie, that's for sure.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: When I covered the Clippers, they used to drop box.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: They dropped a box of these cookies off and there
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: were no media covering the Clippers so we took like boxes,
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: like literal like half a box of cookies I take home.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: That's why I got so fat. What about you, Coop, Well,
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: your favorite cookie snickerdoodle? Definitely by far, by far well.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, look, chocolate chip is is great.
• 36:44
  Speaker 9: Love chocolate chip, that's the standard. But I'm weird with
• 36:47
  Speaker 9: chocolate chip. I like chocolate chip with sparse chocolate chips.
• 36:53
  Speaker 9: There can be too much chocolate for me.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: The ratio is yeahant I got you all right? It
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: is asked, Ben, Your questions are answered by the way.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: This guy, Chris G. From Whynona, Minnesota, wants a shout out.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: We don't do shoutouts.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Chris G. From Winona, Minnesota.
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  Speaker 3: Out, Sorry, dude, we're not doing that. I don't care
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: that you love the show, you like Lorraina and all that.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: We're not doing shout outs, So screw you. Chris G
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: from Minona, Minnesota.
• 37:15
  Speaker 9: Next, so, Tony in the Bay would like to know
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: I Tony, He said, what is the most difficult thing
• 37:21
  Speaker 9: you've attempted to eat while driving?
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: And Lorena keep it clean?
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  Speaker 3: You know I I'm this is gonna be a terrible answer,
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: but I hate eating in the car while I'm driving,
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: because I especially now as I've gotten no because I
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: only eat like once a day. So for me, I
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: want it's like a big event when I eat, so
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: I don't eat in the car.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Plus I hate having to clean the car out now.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: When my younger days, I would end up eating half
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: the bag of fast food on the way home. But
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: you know, it is not easy to eat like a hamburger.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: But that's about it. I mean you because you got
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: to have the hand on the steering wheel you're driving.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: I gotta have a hand with the burger in it.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: But that's I don't think i've eaten anything like I've
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: not eaten like Chinese food where you gotta have the
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: fork in your hand, and I haven't done that.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: What about you, Lorena?
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  Speaker 7: My favorite thing would probably be like French fries of
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: some sort, right, something easy. It's my favorite one to eat.
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: Everything else is too messy.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I don't like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what the most difficult thing is that you
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: can attempt.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, everyone knows fries are easy.
• 38:23
  Speaker 11: Your tacos, tacos tacos, because you know, the lettuce just
• 38:29
  Speaker 11: falls everywhere. They just you got you gotta have the
• 38:31
  Speaker 11: right When you go in to bite the taco, you
• 38:33
  Speaker 11: got to tilt your head right, and if you don't,
• 38:36
  Speaker 11: then you make a huge mess.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: No good, no good.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: People hate that. Yeah, all right, Coop, go ahead, Coop.
• 38:41
  Speaker 9: I gotta agree with Lorena. I have, like I've always
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: taken a lot of pride in my car that I've owned,
• 38:48
  Speaker 9: and so I don't like eating while driving because it's
• 38:51
  Speaker 9: just too risky. So I'll usually keep it to just
• 38:54
  Speaker 9: like a you know, like a cheeseburger for McDonald's. But
• 38:56
  Speaker 9: I have attempted to do a double decker Taco Supreme driving.
• 39:00
  Speaker 9: It's difficult.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Also the cone from McDonald's because it oh.
• 39:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah fast love that I have done that and I
• 39:09
  Speaker 9: still I still do that.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: That's there.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: I've done it too. But the problem is you gotta
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: it's you gotta be strategic. You gotta lick around the
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: base of the cone because.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: You do no, no, because.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: And then gets you and drops this show.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: No, but it gets on your hands and it's messy.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: You know what's next? Cool? Please shorry?
• 39:31
  Speaker 9: Noah, And Austin wants to know what is the first
• 39:33
  Speaker 9: music album that you purchased?
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: It was it?
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Oh Man? It was it Tower Records in Hollywood? Uh No,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: it maybe the one I don't. I don't. It might
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: have been like Hooty in the Blowfish or something.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 39:47
  Speaker 9: What about you write a quick here's one more time,
• 39:50
  Speaker 9: Coop with my own money, Lincoln Park.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Oh Linco with your old money, Cooper Loop all growing
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: up with I missed Tower Records. That was a cool record.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Do I sound like a thousand years old saying target
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: to Tower Records? I think I did right