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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 21st 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Woody Show. Usually this ends up in some kind of arguments.
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  Speaker 2: I like how you say usually.
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  Speaker 3: Usually.
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  Speaker 4: Always.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Most of the time. Statistically, it's not always. It's most
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  Speaker 1: of the time.
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  Speaker 2: Perceptually.
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  Speaker 1: So even now, this is an argument. So I guess
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  Speaker 1: this one, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Already.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't even gotten to the contest. But ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: Woody Show Weakest Link. So this is one you can
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  Speaker 1: just kind of play along with wherever you are. But
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  Speaker 1: we are trying here in the room because if we
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  Speaker 1: get to eight questions correct in the time allowed, Greg
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  Speaker 1: will be getting us a meal.
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  Speaker 2: I will.
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  Speaker 1: He'll have to pony up a meal.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what's on. It's just like the TV show
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  Speaker 1: Weakest Link. We go around. It's one minute on the clock,
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  Speaker 1: and we have to try to get eight questions correct.
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  Speaker 1: In that one minute time period. Can we do it?
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  Speaker 1: Chance is not great. But let's see how it goes.
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  Speaker 2: Who's going to go? What are you doing, Menace?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just meditating.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Opening the brain chamber. It looked like all of a
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  Speaker 1: sudden he had either like an ice cream headache.
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  Speaker 2: He had both his hands on his head. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: pressed the knowledge into your temples.
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  Speaker 1: Or like maybe he felt like he was going to
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  Speaker 1: pass out or something. It looked like something was going on.
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  Speaker 2: Increased blood flow.
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  Speaker 1: Like maybe a medical emergency.
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: My mom always told me you should chew gum before
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  Speaker 3: you take standardized tests because it increased blood flow to
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  Speaker 3: your brain.
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  Speaker 1: Is that right?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that's true.
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  Speaker 6: Stand on your head.
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  Speaker 1: That probably works as well as that sleeve that Menace
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  Speaker 1: had at one point.
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  Speaker 5: That increased the blood flow.
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  Speaker 1: Did it.
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  Speaker 2: To what? I crushed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Then there was some NFL player who was just
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  Speaker 1: going on a rant because he got suckered by one
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  Speaker 1: of those bracelets. Oh, like a copper blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It looked kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Like a black bracelet that had like a little silver
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  Speaker 1: disc in it or something.
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  Speaker 6: I was going to save him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Is it good for your balance?
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  Speaker 4: This stuff shouldn't be legal.
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  Speaker 1: For your teeth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: But it doesn't stop people from buying them and trying them, right?
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  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody made the money. You dip in. You make your money.
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  Speaker 1: You dip out.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Before people even realize that there's no real benefit to it.
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  Speaker 4: Scam and scram.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But just from the outside, though, can you see, like—
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  Speaker 1: the thing that you put on your head where the
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  Speaker 1: light flashes?
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  Speaker 2: The mask?
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  Speaker 1: What about that makes you think that that's going to
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  Speaker 1: regrow hair? Oh, yeah. How would a red flashing light
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  Speaker 1: hitting your scalp regrow hair? Explain that to me.
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  Speaker 6: Well, isn't there some validity to red light therapy, just
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  Speaker 6: not the ones you buy at the store.
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  Speaker 3: Very very very limited but yes i can't you can't
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  Speaker 3: say nothing or like the brett farve uh old copper
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  Speaker 3: whatever the hell it was listen to those commercials and
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  Speaker 3: listen to how specific they are with the language.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah but i'm saying like you you see it though
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  Speaker 1: i'm saying just an average person like myself i see
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  Speaker 1: it and i'm a dumb person and i see it
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  Speaker 1: and i go all right so by wearing this thing
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  Speaker 1: that has copper in it around my wrist i'm it's
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  Speaker 1: going to make me like all of a sudden I'm
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  Speaker 1: have this great balance or this.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because without it, you're just falling down all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. You can't stand up.
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  Speaker 1: How and why? Like, so, well, this is what I do.
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  Speaker 3: This is why I say the, when you guys say,
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  Speaker 3: I don't, I don't care about chemistry and biology and physics.
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  Speaker 3: So if the kids don't care about it, don't teach
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  Speaker 3: it to them in school. No, you got to give
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  Speaker 3: some base level of knowledge or else people are going
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  Speaker 3: to fall for this garbage all their lives.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I didn't pay any attention to that stuff and
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  Speaker 1: I'm still not falling for it. I'm not falling for it.
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  Speaker 1: Good street smart.
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm saying, the one he got, Farb did say
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  Speaker 3: it's cool, and look what he got, like MS or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in bad shape.
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  Speaker 2: They probably gave it to him.
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  Speaker 1: What do you show weakest link?
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  Speaker 2: Greg, are you ready? I'm ready. Who are we going
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  Speaker 2: to go first?
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  Speaker 1: To the weakest link. You know what? For fun, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think we've ever started with Sammy.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: We'll start with Sammy, and it goes around clockwise here.
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  Speaker 2: Greg, are you ready? I am ready.
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  Speaker 1: Round number one, what do you show weakest link?
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  Speaker 2: Sammy, who was convicted for the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, leave Harvey Oswald.
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  Speaker 2: Sirhan Sirhan. Menace, in Morse code, how many dots does
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  Speaker 2: it take to send the letter S? Two. Three. Gina,
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  Speaker 2: what is the state bird of Florida? Is it the
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  Speaker 2: flamingo or the mockingbird?
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  Speaker 6: Mockingbird.
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  Speaker 2: Correct. Woody, which inventor was known as the Wizard of
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  Speaker 2: Menlo Park? Einstein. Thomas Edison. Seabass, the Puerto Rican pop
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  Speaker 2: star Enrique Jose Martin Morales performs under what name? Enrique Iglesias.
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  Speaker 2: Ricky Martin. Sammy, what brand of cognac does SNL's ladies'
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  Speaker 2: man always have on hand?
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  Speaker 5: Wild turkey.
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  Speaker 2: Quavassier. Menace, the Latin phrase, veni, vidi, vici, translates to
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  Speaker 2: I came, I saw, I what?
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  Speaker 1: Lived.
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  Speaker 2: Conquered. Gina, in art, what S-word is the movement most
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  Speaker 2: associated with the painter Salvador Dali?
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  Speaker 6: Surrealism.
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  Speaker 2: Correct. Woody, in fashion, what F-word is a red, brimless
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  Speaker 2: hat named after a city in Morocco?
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  Speaker 1: Fedora?
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  Speaker 2: Fez. Fez?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I will give Gina credit.
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  Speaker 4: She's the only one who got any right.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I got both mine right.
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  Speaker 3: That being said, those have to be from that Weakest
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  Speaker 3: Link book I gave you, because who the hell's watching
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  Speaker 3: Tim Meadows sketches in this day and age?
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  Speaker 2: Some are from the book, and some are from the
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  Speaker 2: latest season of Celebrity Weakest Link.
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  Speaker 4: That being said, those are all gettable.
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  Speaker 3: The only one that was totally out of the wild
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  Speaker 3: guess was the Morse code one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm only giving Gina credit. partial credit.
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  Speaker 6: Because I had multiple choices.
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  Speaker 1: She had multiple choices. It was an either or.
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  Speaker 6: And it had to be the less obvious.
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  Speaker 1: It had to be like a trick one. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: saying I would have gotten that one right either.
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  Speaker 6: But I was like, it's Sirhan Sirhan and also how
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  Speaker 6: do I know that? That's the kind of random stuff
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  Speaker 6: stuck in my brain.
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  Speaker 4: The same reason I do because it's a hilarious name.
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  Speaker 1: We came, we saw, we kicked their ass. Bill Murray, Ghostbusters.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only reference I got there. We came, we saw,
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  Speaker 1: we kicked their ass.
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  Speaker 4: Either Latin or ancient history.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get it? I mean, we were all pretty terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody's got to go. Gina, you're the only one who
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  Speaker 1: got one right. You get to vote first.
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  Speaker 6: I know you want me to vote for you, Woody,
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  Speaker 6: but let's keep you in. How about, I don't know, Sammy,
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  Speaker 6: you want to sit out?
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  Speaker 3: I guess.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So it's a vote for Sammy. Sammy, who
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  Speaker 1: are you voting for?
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  Speaker 6: I'll vote for you, Woody.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, Sammy.
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  Speaker 1: Sammy, another vote.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'll tie it if I go with Woody. I
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  Speaker 3: do want him to leave because he wants to leave.
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  Speaker 6: But he always does that.
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  Speaker 4: So I'll go with Sammy just to make it easy.
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  Speaker 1: You are the weakest link.
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  Speaker 3: Goodbye.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so Sammy's out. I think I had the
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  Speaker 1: last question, right? So let's start with Seabass.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Because I said Fedora and it was.
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  Speaker 2: So we'll start with Seabass.
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  Speaker 1: Seabass.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Round number two.
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  Speaker 1: What do you show weakest links to?
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  Speaker 2: Seabass. What is the automaker that manufactures the TT Roadster?
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  Speaker 4: Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: Ford. Audi. Menace. Which company originally released the party game
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  Speaker 2: Twister back in 1966? Mattel. Milton Bradley. Gina. If you're
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  Speaker 2: eating kippers for breakfast, what are you eating?
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  Speaker 6: Sausage.
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  Speaker 2: Fish. Woody, what medical condition is characterized by sudden and
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  Speaker 2: uncontrollable attacks of deep sleep? Seizures. Narcolepsy. Seabass, what word
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  Speaker 2: can describe both a pie and somebody who mends shoes? Cobbler.
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  Speaker 1: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: Menace, from the Persian word for waistband, what's the pleated
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  Speaker 2: sash worn for a dinner jacket or a tuxedo? Doily.
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  Speaker 6: Cumberbund.
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  Speaker 7: Cumberbund.
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  Speaker 2: Gina, which serial killer known as the Killer Clown.
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  Speaker 6: Was executed in 19- John Wayne Gacy.
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  Speaker 3: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: Woody, according to legend, what was the name of Paul
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  Speaker 2: Bunyan's gigantic blue ox?
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  Speaker 1: The Axe.
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  Speaker 2: Babe. Seabass, first and last name, what San Francisco merchant
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  Speaker 2: started selling his clothing line by selling pants made from
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  Speaker 2: tent canvas? Levi Strauss.
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  Speaker 1: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Seabass ruled that round. Where is he? Seabass.
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  Speaker 2: There is a guy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure this is the same guy, but it
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  Speaker 1: must be. Every time we play this game, this person
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  Speaker 1: keeps track of everything.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Fun fact. For the duration of Woody's show, Weakest Link,
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  Speaker 1: Seabass has answered 77.69 questions correctly. The worst is Woody
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  Speaker 1: at 47.89. A little fun fact. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Cool. Can you send us that spreadsheet?
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  Speaker 1: Because for a long time, there was somebody keeping track
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  Speaker 1: of all the DUIQ. Yeah, I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 6: Do you remember that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that person.
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  Speaker 6: Really nice.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, guys.
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  Speaker 4: I know we gave Woody a pass last time. He
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  Speaker 4: is 0 for 4 so far. Thank you. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: And as the person who asked. Yeah, I got to
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  Speaker 1: pick Woody.
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  Speaker 3: Gina.
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  Speaker 1: All right. You are the weakest link.
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  Speaker 3: Goodbye.
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  Speaker 1: Now, so is Menace.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So we ended with.
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  Speaker 2: Me. So we start with Menace. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go.
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  Speaker 6: Let's go.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: This is it. Round number three. What do you show
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  Speaker 1: weakest link?
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  Speaker 2: Menace boxer Marvin Hagler had what nickname legally added to
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  Speaker 2: his full name?
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  Speaker 3: Marvin.
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  Speaker 2: Marvelous. Gina, what L word was selected as toy of
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  Speaker 2: the century by Forbes?
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  Speaker 6: Lucy Lou.
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  Speaker 2: Lego. Sea bass. In the Jules Verne classic 20,000 Leagues
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  Speaker 2: Under the Sea, who is the skipper of the submarine?
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  Speaker 2: Pierre Cousteau. Captain Nemo. Menace. Back in 1989, what tanker
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  Speaker 2: spilled over 10 million gallons of crude oil off the
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  Speaker 2: coast of Alaska?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, the Grand Congorian.
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  Speaker 2: The Exxon Valdez. Gina, in the food world, the pasta
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  Speaker 2: shape called farfalle is literally the Italian word for what insect?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it's an insect?
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  Speaker 2: Grasshopper. Butterfly. Seabass. Architect Frank Lloyd Wright designed what New
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: York City museum that opened in 1959? MoMA? The Guggenheim. Menace,
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  Speaker 2: how many U.S. states touch the Pacific Ocean?
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  Speaker 3: Five.
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  Speaker 2: Correct. Gina, what does the letter B stand for in
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  Speaker 2: the auto company BMW?
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  Speaker 6: Beer maker.
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  Speaker 2: Bavarian. Seabass, what instrument is Yo-Yo Ma famous for playing? Cello. Correct. Menace,
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  Speaker 2: at the Vatican, when a new pope is elected, it's
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  Speaker 2: announced by a plume of what colored smoke? White smoke. Correct.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm so humiliated.
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  Speaker 3: Menace coming from behind with the most correct answers in
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  Speaker 3: the round, I think, probably ever. Wow. This has to
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  Speaker 3: be a world record.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, I've gotten like three once, I think.
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  Speaker 6: When you said farfalla or whatever it was, I thought
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  Speaker 6: it was bow tie and I couldn't think of anything else.
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  Speaker 1: So how many was that?
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  Speaker 3: So that was a total of almost three.
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  Speaker 4: No, exactly three, actually.
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  Speaker 2: Not quite eight.
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  Speaker 6: I choked so hard.
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  Speaker 1: Total correct answers was three?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now, if you want a fun fact, total incorrect answers
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  Speaker 3: was also three by Gina.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Who got zero correct.
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  Speaker 6: I choked hard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Therefore, Menace, I'm sorry, but Gina has to go.
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  Speaker 6: I'm happy to go. I don't deserve to be in.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: That was it. That was the final round. I'll sit
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  Speaker 1: out next time. We did not accomplish the goal. Well,
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: at least of getting a meal out of Greg.
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  Speaker 4: Greg, you could crack that bag of McDonald's open.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's why Greg, this is actually kind of
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: brilliant by Greg. Greg doesn't want to buy a meal
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  Speaker 1: for anybody. That's why he offers to host because he
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: knows we're never the chance.
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  Speaker 2: I was assigned. I was assigned.
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  Speaker 1: Some of those questions are bad laws.
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  Speaker 2: They do be. See, this happens every time. And you said,
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  Speaker 2: sometimes it leads to an argument. No, 100% of the time,
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  Speaker 2: you guys blame the questions. Then we get an official
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  Speaker 2: book or I watch the official show. I am 48,000
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  Speaker 2: times faster than Jane Lynch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Who reads at a snail's pace.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Stop blaming the questions. I will say this, Greg. Stop
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  Speaker 2: blaming my speed. Greg, Greg, Greg, I'm on your side.
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  Speaker 4: Baby, sweetheart.
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  Speaker 3: Greg, to his credit, read 10 whole questions, and if
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  Speaker 3: we had gotten eight out of 10, we would have won.
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  Speaker 6: Eight is a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not putting the blame on Greg. You're saying it's
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  Speaker 1: by design. No, I'm saying- I didn't ask to host.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: Are you psyched about not having to buy a meal?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm happy to buy a meal.
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  Speaker 1: You are?
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  Speaker 6: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, because I was thinking it's more like.
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  Speaker 2: Now I feel like Gina when you say, is this
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: the Twilight Zone?
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Trust me.
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  Speaker 6: I've been in this.
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  Speaker 1: Black hole before. No, I can't buy a meal.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: We did have to pull a teeth for the last one.
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  Speaker 1: You would prefer not to buy a meal for everybody
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  Speaker 1: on the show.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing that stresses me out about the meal
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  Speaker 2: is the delivery part of it, which is why the
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  Speaker 2: last time I had Menace do it and then I
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  Speaker 2: zelled him.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm thinking like, okay, by hosting... Right. It's kind
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: of like the guy who runs the carnival game with
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: the put the basketball in the hoop. It's kind of
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  Speaker 1: oval with the extra rubbery rim.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: The balls are overinflated. The rim's a little bit, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like modified a bit. And so the chances is I'm
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  Speaker 1: not that it's it's it's not it's not impossible, but
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  Speaker 1: the the odds are not in your favor.
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  Speaker 6: We just got to get smarter.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, right. We should get these right because
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: these are questions from the actual show. The only one
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: that was out of bounds there was the Marvin Hagler one.
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  Speaker 1: I remember he was in an episode of Punky Brewster.
• 12:51
  Speaker 6: I would have gotten that one.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: That one I would have gotten.
• 12:55
  Speaker 5: I saw this new IQ shot that you can take.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: Is it a peptide? You'll get cancer, but you're going
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: to be really smart for that last little phase of
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: your life.
• 13:04
  Speaker 5: You can get it at CVS.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: That's legit.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: At this point, why don't we just all liquidate our
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: bank account and take the money and put.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: It in the fire? I'm looking for real answers.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: I think if there's anybody around here who's going to
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: be more particular about what conversations they will or will
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: not participate in, it would be Seabass. You know, he's
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: kind of picky in particular. I'm a discerning individual. Discerning.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: Is that the word? He's discerning. What's that?
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: What, discerning?
• 13:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: Well, in context.
• 13:40
  Speaker 6: You said picky.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he'll nitpick and be a little bit more.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: In other words, just now whatever kind of comes through,
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yes, it's a taste class.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: And so like I told you before, everybody on the
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: show submits a list to me each day. Like, hey,
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: if I turn the microphone on and go right to you,
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: what is something that you would bring up and talk about?
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: And so I just gave everybody's list to Seabass, and
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: he gets to pick what we're going to go with.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 14:12
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: All right. Seamass. From Greg Gorey.
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. Should I be wishing my godson and his parents
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: happy monthdays? He just turned five months, and I didn't
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: text or say anything.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Monthday?
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: You're six months? You're seven months? Yeah, because it's their
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: first baby, and then every, I think it's the fifth
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: of every month, like, he's four months old. He's five
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: months old.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Are they texting you?
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm the godfather, so I'm wondering, like, Should I
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: acknowledge that?
• 14:40
  Speaker 6: I've never heard of anyone acknowledging that.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: I find that dumb.
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: I've seen people respond to it.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: It's a big deal with the parents.
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: But if they post something, you'd be like, wow, he's
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: getting so big. But I don't think you have to
• 14:48
  Speaker 6: initiate it.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, good.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: I would say, like, if you go to the store...
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: And you love cards. If you go to the store...
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: And you start seeing like four-month, five-month, six-month cards.
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: Do they have those?
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Well, then maybe it's worth acknowledging. But until that time comes,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to. I'll leave it up to Hallmark
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: to decide.
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: Just always have a wow, he's getting so big loaded
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: and you'll be fine.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: That's a good idea.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Would this be a good candidate for Judge My Baby?
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: Um....
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to put Greg on the spot. I'm not
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: going to ask you that question, Greg. Don't say anything.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: I'm leaving you out.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: I said to try to get that initial reaction. I
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: would never put Greg in that position.
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: Greg's godson.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I wonder if I'm biased at all.
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: No, he's very cute.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Dude, I got in trouble one time years ago. I
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: was working at a station in New York and it
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: was the station that Howard Stern did his show from.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: And so Howard brought me in for one of the segments.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: We were making fun of, you know, management and stuff.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: And he goes, Hey, this is on the air. He goes, Hey,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: I heard you just got married. This is when I
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: got married to my first wife.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: I go, yeah. He goes, Oh God. He goes, you're
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: a young guy. Why the hell did you do that?
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: He was recently divorced at the time. You know, I go,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He goes, well, is she hot?
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: I go, yeah.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: He goes, is she stripper hot? Now this is the
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: point where I'm like, man, what am I going to say?
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Because if I say stripper hot, to me, I would
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: say that she's trashy.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I said, well, I'm not stripper hot. And they were like, oh.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's ugly.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, boy.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: That's a great way to start off the marriage. Yeah,
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: that's a no win. Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: So Seabass, good?
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: I thought that was a candidate for that's what I
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: call interesting.
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: Now that's what I call interesting.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Good to know.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Good to know.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. All right. Okay.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: So if it's not that, what is it?
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: All right. Menace.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Yes. It says, I used to enjoy movie previews in
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: the theaters, but now it's the freaking all caps worst
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: with two exclamations.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, dude.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: So I hate this. And is everybody going through this now?
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Because I would love all the previews. I like seeing
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: all the trailers. And now it's just nothing but horror films.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: And they show you like this season. Super. No, it's
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: been like this for a while where it's just like
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: super random, like horror films that you're never going to watch.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Never even heard of.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: And it's just like super graphic stuff where they just
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: like hit you over the head for a good half
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: hour before the movie even starts. And it's not even
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: like in the same realm of something that you're about
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: to watch. This just went.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I thought all the previews were matched to whatever.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Movie you were watching.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: No.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: Dennis, tell me if you agree with this because I've been.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Noticing for years.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: Stupid guys like Meggie love it.
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: If you go to a comedy movie, you will see
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: a lot of horror movie trailers and vice versa. If
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: you go to horror, it's a lot of like slapstick comedy.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: Like those are the same person.
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: They think the same people are going to watch both movies.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Really? I thought. There must be stats on that. They
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: test everything.
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: Comedy and horror.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: It is the worst.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: You just see horrific things for a good 30 minutes.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: You're going to haunt your dreams, Ron.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I think it's just the sheer volume of trailers because
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: after 35 minutes, you'd think there cannot possibly be.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: Another movie coming out about somebody's eyeball getting ripped out.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: If they were smart, what they would do is they
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: would start doing it more like roulette where every.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Every X number of showings, there's only two previews and
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: then the movie starts right away. That'd be awesome. And
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: that way you don't know. Because now it's always like, oh,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: there's at least 30 minutes of previews. I can get
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: there X number of minutes late.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: And then when you get there and you're like, oh man,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: the movie's already started because you thought it'd be 30 minutes.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: They're like, ah, suckers.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Gotcha.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: That's the way they get people to still come in
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: and see all the stuff. Because sometimes it's two, other
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: times it'll be a hundred. But before I.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Didn't mind sitting there for a half hour because I
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: wanted to see what was coming up next. But now
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: it's just like, just straight up gore.
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: Now that's what I call interesting.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Who's that? Is that one of your ladies from Golden Bachelorette?
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: I don't think what he runs out of shit works.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. All right, what's next?
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: All right, it's from Jeff G.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: I gotta give up sweets.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: It's a problem.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: I don't drink or smoke, but sweets are my crack.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now that's what I call interesting. Usually you give
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: me a point.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: That's how the bit works, is you play it when
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: it's first said, not after we discussed it for.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: A long time.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: No, that may not be interesting. There wasn't a point.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay, sorry.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Usually you give me the.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: It's my fault.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: You give me the point. Back to Jeff G. Yeah, okay.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: I know that may not be interesting to you, but
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: you should consider it to be interesting, because if I
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: eat too much sweets and I start letting out my
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: gas in that office.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: We share, bro... It will become interesting to you.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: But also, Seabass, I thought you have like a super
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: duper sweet tooth. So wouldn't you understand his pain?
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: No, I only do it when it's convenient. So like
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I have no sweets at home whatsoever. But when you,
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: when you.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Dude, if you had sweets at home, you'd be 500 pounds.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, I agree. Because you destroy them.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: He does.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: He goes in hard.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: That's exactly what I'm saying.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: You guys remember the great Twinkie debacle? Of course.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Of 2026.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Two days ago.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Or 18 hours, whatever the hell it was. Right. So
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Jeff had one of those Twinkies as part of that
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: taste test.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Ruined the rest of his day.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: See, this is why it's interesting because I'm like, what
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: can Jeff even eat?
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Because it's like, honestly, nothing, nothing, dude. It sucks.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: And I mentioned, you need to do one of those
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: like crazy rich guy, um, tests where they just like
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: test every single thing.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Let me stop you there because you started with witchcraft.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I won't be taking the test.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: Have you ever done the poop in a box and
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: have it analyzed?
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I've done proper colonoscopies, yeah.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: But have you done like where they analyze your stool sample?
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: Because that could be interesting.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Has anybody done a taste test?
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Taste test?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Of the stool.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: I mean, I've done the stool sample thing, and it
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: was fascinating.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: But it took me a year to do it.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Because I was so scared.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the doctor takes it, puts it on his finger,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: and rubs it on his gums.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: You can't eat Twinkies.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Like they do it in movies.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but Woody.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Like Coke.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Just like rub it on.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Woody, you know what I'm.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Talking about, though. We know those rich guys that are
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: always pushing that.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, the blood thing where- Yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Spun blood.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: These are green list foods, yellow list food, red list foods.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So dumb.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: Do that, Jeff.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's red at this point, bro.
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: At least we know you're not gluten sensitive.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: All right, Seabass, give me one more.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, Sammy's got to have it for us.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Here she is.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Sammy, do people regularly change up the food and treats
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: they give their dog?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Now that's what I call interesting. That was
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: a very aggressive point. I had to make sure you
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: got it.
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: I do want to know because I don't with my dog.
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: And I don't know if she's getting bored or she
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: doesn't like the treats that she has anymore. Because she doesn't...
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: Steamboat Willie's been convincing me she needed new treats. He's
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: got her all new treats. And now I'm convinced that
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: she's going to get fat because she's not used to
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: these types of treats that she's now getting.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Easy.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Feed the dog the cat. Get rid of the cat.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Feeding the cat to the dog. You don't have to
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: worry about the cat anymore. But the dog might.
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: Still get fat because she's not used to eating cat.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, very lean meat.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Or diarrhea.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: No, Sammy, like, yeah, if I would change up any, like,
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: type of treats, like, they would start barfing everywhere.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Or be like, Jeff, have a Twinkie.
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: Okay, so leave it with treats.
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: That's the thing is I didn't know if it was
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: food or treats.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: Does she still go crazy over it, over treats? Or
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: is she like, eh, take it or leave it?
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: Well, sometimes it's eh, and that is because she's getting
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: a taste of different types of treats now, and now
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: she wants the other ones, but I think they're higher
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: in fat content.
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: Here's what you do, because this is what I just
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: learned having made this big mistake. Don't change the brand,
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: change the flavor. Stick with the same brand, just do
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: a different flavor.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: Now, you love Trader Joe's. There's a treat that my
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: dog's going crazy for, the anchovy one. Have you tried that?
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, dude. They go hammer for them.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Amchovies.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Is your dog Greg?
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Amchovies. Amchovies. Let's eat it. Dude.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I love Amchovies.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Dude, the Amchovies treats are so hot that I tried
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: it at the store and they're sold out.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Dude, them's lit. Let's try that.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Dude, I even know that they had like a dog
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: treat section at Trader Joe's, but then somebody told me
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: about it and about them Amchovies. And dude, it's dog approved.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Greg. Ah.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: That's what I call interesting. That's a double point from Seaman.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: If Menace brings those in, will you try one?
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Greg and I have done dog treats before.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're freeze-dried. They're violently disgusting. Instead of croutons, you
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: can put them on yours.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're probably way cheaper than the real thing.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: And they got the heads on them.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Absolutely try that.
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: That's what my dog actually eats, little minnows. It's just
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: fish that are dried.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: They're fish. But they were the cat ones and now
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: she eats them and loves them.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: These ones are for dogs.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: But I'm with Gina, Sammy. Just change the flavor.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: Don't change the brand.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Beef and chicken. Same brand.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: The way that Seabass points.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Crisis averted.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: The way that Seabass points during this, it reminds me
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: of the Buddy Christ from Dogma. Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: The A-OK.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Well, he missed the first two.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: No, yeah. I couldn't see.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I apologize on the timing. 877-44-WOODY. You can text us.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Check in over to 22987. More Woody shows next time.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I feel sick.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: I got diarrhea.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: My mouth is dry.