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Stupid Internet News · We Talk Back

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  Speaker 1: Talk, talk, talk to them.
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  Speaker 2: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who
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  Speaker 2: talk back.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? Thank you for tuning in. It's your girl,
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  Speaker 1: AJ Holiday. What's up, team? Hey, girl. Hey, y'all. We
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  Speaker 1: in the A-I-I-I-I. And we hung over, hungry, all the shit. Y'all,
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  Speaker 1: we don't got a full, uh, you ain't hungry? Why
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  Speaker 1: you looking at me like that? I'm hungry, but I
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  Speaker 1: ain't hung over. I ain't drink nothing. Oh. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want people to think I be lying about being hungover
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  Speaker 1: when I'm not. But you ain't lying about it. And bitch,
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  Speaker 1: in real life, we take care of our bodies. I
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  Speaker 1: drank water last night. That was it. We know a
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  Speaker 1: lot of y'all bitches be on Costa Mica diet. Y'all,
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  Speaker 1: we in the A. We attended the BET Hip Hop
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  Speaker 1: Awards this week in Atlanta. The recording was yesterday. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: can see it. It's not live, obviously. Right. Next week.
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  Speaker 1: But so this week, we just coming with stupid internet news, okay?
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  Speaker 1: We got a full lineup with social media content to
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  Speaker 1: follow next week, Tuesday, hopefully. Yes, and we had so
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  Speaker 1: much fun. We did. We was on the red carpet
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  Speaker 1: interviewing all the people. It was green carpet. The green
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  Speaker 1: red carpet. Tabby said it was ashy green.
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  Speaker 3: It was.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it would have been nice if it was a
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  Speaker 1: money green. Right. Or maybe forest green or something. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. But let's get into stupid internet news, y'all. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, I got to start this one off. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Because Jimmy Butler had me so upset yesterday. Who the
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  Speaker 1: fuck is that?
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  Speaker 3: His hair.
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  Speaker 2: Jimmy Butler is a basketball player. I can't even tell
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  Speaker 2: you what team that man plays for. But he came
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  Speaker 2: into the arena, and baby, he had a Emore hairstyle.
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  Speaker 2: His hair was parted on the side, and baby, silk press.
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  Speaker 1: On the other side?
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  Speaker 2: But, like, still pressed down, like a rap, but not
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  Speaker 2: a good rap. Like, a rap from, like, 94. Stiff
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  Speaker 2: as hell. And he had, like, an earring in his eyebrow.
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  Speaker 2: And people thought it was Photoshop, because....
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you!
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  Speaker 2: Right, he typically looked like a real-ass nigga, and now
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  Speaker 2: he look like he listen to Paramore Child.
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  Speaker 1: And he said that he's very emotional. Emo. So that's
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  Speaker 1: the emo look like from high school and middle school.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm about to shoot up your motherfucking high school look.
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  Speaker 1: They better get him back to the goddamn cloning lab.
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  Speaker 1: What happened? I don't know what happened. There's a glitch
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  Speaker 1: in the matrix. Control alt delete that nigga.
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  Speaker 2: But he, I mean, I'm a fan of his. So
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  Speaker 2: I was just surprised at that look. You never know
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  Speaker 2: who a person is, right? You just never know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he had his fingernails painted black as well, it says.
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  Speaker 1: So he had the full set up. Okay, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to have to go back and look at some before
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  Speaker 1: and afters so I can see exactly why people are
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  Speaker 1: in awe right now. Baby, you got to see this.
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  Speaker 1: It says the look was so unusual that Butler's teammates,
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  Speaker 1: such as Bam Abadayo, thought the image was photoshopped when
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  Speaker 1: a reporter showed it to him. This is how he
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  Speaker 1: usually look. Okay, I know this guy. Right. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: know this guy. I know the image is good. Yo.
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  Speaker 1: Who the fuck is that? Who the fuck is that? Baby,
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  Speaker 1: it's going through. He look like he date white men.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's how them girls who date white men
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  Speaker 1: here be. The black girls who date white guys. That's
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  Speaker 1: usually how their hair look. Baby, who is that? V
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  Speaker 1: for Vendetta, child. Look at that. He clearing, like, This
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  Speaker 1: is how I feel about niggas who got dreads. I
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  Speaker 1: love men with dreads now. But I feel like some
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  Speaker 1: of these niggas only want dreads so they can flip
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  Speaker 1: it and put it behind the ear and shit. How
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  Speaker 1: the guys be imaginary, like putting their hair behind the ear.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was doing with the braids I had.
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  Speaker 1: I had the braids back. When I check somebody, I
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  Speaker 1: do like that. I feel like that's what he want
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  Speaker 1: to do with this hair. Oh, that's what he's doing
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  Speaker 1: with this hair, baby. Oh, that hair look nasty. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like it. It look fried, dyed, and laid to
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  Speaker 1: the side. Hold on. Let's talk about this damn lady
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  Speaker 1: at Walt Disney World. This is definitely stupid internet news
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  Speaker 1: right here. So the headline says, woman sues Disney for
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  Speaker 1: $ 50, 000 due to injuries from water slide wedgie. Now, wedgies
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  Speaker 1: usually in the ass, though. Listen to this, y'all. So
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  Speaker 1: a woman is suing Walt Disney World after a 30th
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  Speaker 1: birthday celebration at Typhoon Lagoon resulted in severe injuries after
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  Speaker 1: going down the Homunga Kabunga water slide. The lawsuit states
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  Speaker 1: the slide caused her clothing to be painfully forced between
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  Speaker 1: her legs and for water to be violently forced inside her.
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  Speaker 1: Violently forced inside her. She experienced immediate and severe pain internally.
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  Speaker 1: And as she stood up, blood began rushing from between
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  Speaker 1: her legs. Shut up. You know how bitches be acting
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  Speaker 1: like that period got knocked down. Oh, you made my period.
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  Speaker 1: You so big. Damn, did he? The woman sustained vaginal
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  Speaker 1: lacerations and internal organ damage afterwards. From the slide.
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  Speaker 3: How?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how. Damn, that pussy was loose that
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  Speaker 1: the water could shoot up there like that. Listen, it says,
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  Speaker 1: let me read this again. It says, the woman sustained
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  Speaker 1: vaginal lacerations and internal organ damage from the slide, which
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  Speaker 1: is a five-story drop that can cause people to go
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  Speaker 1: nearly 40 miles per hour. And the lawsuit, the woman
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  Speaker 1: is seeking over $ 50, 000. That's it? That's it. That pussy $ 40.
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  Speaker 2: Did you imagine being on the slide and water shoot
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  Speaker 2: up your pussy like a hard dick?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, that's really wild. Yeah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I honestly like when people have detachable shower heads so
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  Speaker 2: I can just go.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you in the shower so long? Mind your business!
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  Speaker 1: You be doing that with people's shower heads? Absolutely. You don't?
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  Speaker 1: Do you drink water in your shower? No. I do sometimes, bitch,
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  Speaker 1: if I catch you using my motherfucking shower head for
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  Speaker 1: your coochie. I don't push your shower head in my coochie.
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  Speaker 1: I just push it up to it. But I bet
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  Speaker 1: you that water ain't going 40 miles an hour. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not. I can't come like that, though. I've seen
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  Speaker 1: it on Sex and the City. Somebody was in a
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  Speaker 1: jacuzzi letting the shit bubble on their coochie one time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I have a client who said one of the
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  Speaker 2: jets was kind of broken, so it was going super fast,
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  Speaker 2: and she put her pussy against it, and she came.
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  Speaker 1: Now you want your clit knocked out like Mike. That's
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  Speaker 1: too much pressure. Shit, bitch, I better never catch your
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  Speaker 1: ass in my motherfucking shower head, bitch. How you going
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  Speaker 1: to catch me? I'm going to get in and be out.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't going to catch me here. And I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you. Y'all, K. Michelle recommends dating white men.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think about that? We had an episode.
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  Speaker 1: It's white grass greener.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: To each their own at this point. I love my
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  Speaker 1: black men. Me too. So vocalist K. Michelle is promoting
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  Speaker 1: the release of her new album. Oh, excuse me. The
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  Speaker 1: new album is called I'm the Problem. As she continues
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  Speaker 1: to unpack her bold and honest truth. She was most
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  Speaker 1: recently featured on, as a guest on Revolt TV's Black
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  Speaker 1: Girl Stuff. We also saw her on... R & B Money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: R & B Money also. Good one, too. She made
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  Speaker 1: up a whole song from Sex and Atlanta. I loved it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was good. She talks about relationships and dating outside
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  Speaker 1: of her race, which sparked outrage online. And she's quoted saying,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be the problem because I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: be the solution for myself, the outspoken artist continued. You're
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  Speaker 1: not going to make me do nothing I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: have to deal with at home, and I dealt with
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  Speaker 1: that in reality TV. Let me say that again. You're
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  Speaker 1: not going to make me do nothing that I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to have to deal with at home, and I dealt
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  Speaker 1: with that in reality TV. But when it comes to
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  Speaker 1: men and dating, the former Love & Hip Hop cast
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  Speaker 1: member said relationships I'm not doing it. I'm just not
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  Speaker 1: doing it. I'm sick of it. I am sick. I
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  Speaker 1: am not doing relationships at all. Just what she quoted saying.
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  Speaker 1: And then after the host, Brie Renee, then chimed in,
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  Speaker 1: reminded Kate Michelle that she said she would date a
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  Speaker 1: white man. She said, I love a white man, said Drake.
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  Speaker 1: Said Drake. Oh, shit. You always like to bring my
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  Speaker 1: baby up with this. He ain't got nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with it. That's what it says. It says, I love
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  Speaker 1: a white man. said Drake would love me recording. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: she calling Drake a white man? I always be saying that, though.
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  Speaker 1: You do. I always say Drake is the fucking white
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  Speaker 1: man that infiltrated hip-hop, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I can't understand why y'all say he white,
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  Speaker 2: because his mama white. And typically, if your mother is
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  Speaker 2: black in your mix, you're more black in culture. If
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  Speaker 2: your mother is white, you typically align with a more
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  Speaker 2: white culture.
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  Speaker 1: Right. I agree with that. Yeah. I agree with that.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 2: I get that, but he not white because you see
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  Speaker 2: his daddy and he black black.
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  Speaker 1: His daddy's light skin. But he black. He's definitely a
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  Speaker 1: black man. Yeah, he cut your black ass out. But K.
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  Speaker 1: Michelle with the shade talking about, I love Drake. I
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  Speaker 1: love Drake too. So was that what she meant by
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  Speaker 1: a white man? It doesn't have the full context. And
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  Speaker 1: I guess we got to go watch the video to
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  Speaker 1: see exactly what she was saying. But she says she
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  Speaker 1: loves white men.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think about that as black women? Because
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  Speaker 2: a lot of black women are exclusive to black men.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know a lot of women. that are like,
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  Speaker 2: I'll date any race. Most of us be like, we
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  Speaker 2: like black men.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's foreign to us. We don't know what
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  Speaker 1: it's like over there if you've never been. We assume
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  Speaker 1: that white men are better. Do we? There's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people who assume white men are better. But then
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  Speaker 1: why they not dating them? They might be, or they
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  Speaker 1: might realize that white men don't want their ass. Like,
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck? What make you think they want you? Right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's be very clear. Have you ever dated a white guy?
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  Speaker 1: I've dated a white guy before.
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  Speaker 3: For real?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely. White men like me. For real? Yes. From the fucking,
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  Speaker 1: from the corporate setting, yes, to the outside the mall,
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  Speaker 1: they be liking me. And you dated a white man?
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  Speaker 1: I have, but long time ago, way before I was
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  Speaker 1: a Black Panther.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know, nowadays, absolutely fucking not. Like, you know I'm pro-Black.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot be pro-black and sleep white in Indiana. I
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  Speaker 1: done dated a few whites. You ever smash one, though? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Don't tell nobody, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's different, isn't it?
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I had sex with a white guy. I went
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  Speaker 2: to white schools. There was this one fine white guy
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  Speaker 2: that I talked to and.
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  Speaker 3: We hooked up.
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  Speaker 1: He was fine as hell, y'all. He was fine.
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  Speaker 2: And then when I was in England, there was this
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  Speaker 2: one white guy. He looked like Captain America. I never
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  Speaker 2: smashed him because, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: In England, there's not a lot of sun. And baby
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  Speaker 2: was just too pale for me. That was a vampire.
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  Speaker 2: All that white skin, I was like, oh no.
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  Speaker 1: It's a pigtail. It's too white for me. It's a pigtail.
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  Speaker 1: But that was it. That's the only whites I've ever
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  Speaker 1: had in my life. The only whites? The fuck? That's
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  Speaker 1: the only whites I ever had. Yo, that is racist. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a racist. I'm not a racist. I have
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  Speaker 1: white friends. I have lots of white friends. I've had
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  Speaker 1: sex with a white guy. I can't be racist. Right. No,
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  Speaker 1: but I can't see myself being married to a white guy. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if it happens, it happens. He definitely has to lean
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  Speaker 1: more toward, yeah. And he has to be a ginger
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  Speaker 1: or a brunette.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I have a type.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really, at this age, I don't see myself
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  Speaker 2: with a white man, but I'm not going to, if
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  Speaker 2: God sent me, whoever he sent me, if I fall
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  Speaker 2: in love, I ain't going to lie to him.
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  Speaker 1: And there's different men out here, but you have to
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  Speaker 1: be open to it. So you may, he could pass
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  Speaker 1: you on by. There's different men, not just white men.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why when we talk about black people
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  Speaker 1: dating outside their race, especially women, right? They always, it's
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  Speaker 1: just some white man, like the collars, bed winches and
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  Speaker 1: shit like that. But there's other groups of men. That
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  Speaker 1: black women can date. It does not necessarily have to
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  Speaker 1: be a white guy. Oh, did you see Jeezy had
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  Speaker 1: his ring on? Yeah, he did. Yeah, Jeezy still had
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  Speaker 1: his ring on. He looked good, too. Absolutely. He had
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  Speaker 1: his ring on performing at the BET Awards last season.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see Angela Simmons' boyfriend? God damn, that's how
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  Speaker 1: you talk about Yo Gotti? Yeah. Because she definitely made
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  Speaker 1: that nigga look better. I'm not going to lie. He
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  Speaker 1: looked good. I didn't see him, though. I missed him.
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  Speaker 1: I saw him. I missed him.
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  Speaker 2: He was over there off to the right of us.
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  Speaker 1: I missed him.
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  Speaker 3: He look good.
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  Speaker 1: He look like an uncle though now. Yeah, women make
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  Speaker 1: men look more appealing to other women. It's just the truth.
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  Speaker 1: It's a hard fact that men don't be able to
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  Speaker 1: deal with. Look what Portia did to Simon. Yes! Girl,
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  Speaker 1: he look like a different nigga now. He slim. He
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  Speaker 1: a little slimmer now. Taylor, play Upgrade You by Beyonce now. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: He does look good. They look happy. They look really
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  Speaker 1: good together. Yeah, I like it. I love it for them.
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  Speaker 2: And typically I wouldn't. I'd be like, uh-uh, she stole
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  Speaker 2: that bitch man. But now I'm happy. They look better.
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  Speaker 1: Me too, because that girl, I think she's like a,
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  Speaker 1: she's different. The Fallon girl, she definitely fumbled the bag. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: big time. And I don't think she knows her worth also. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's something, it's something. She kind of got it. some
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  Speaker 1: shit going on in the membrane. I can see why
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  Speaker 1: the fuck he got the hell up out of there.
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  Speaker 1: She's a beautiful girl, though. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She's real pretty.
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  Speaker 1: But I see a lot of insecurity, and maybe that's
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  Speaker 1: what it is, why she just let people do whatever
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  Speaker 1: with her. Child, anyway. Because ain't no way the driver
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  Speaker 1: would have been doing interviews about me.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't that guy their driver or something like that?
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  Speaker 1: Assistant? Pool guy? I'm not sure. She done had a baby.
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  Speaker 2: The pool guy is not taking no interviews talking about I.
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  Speaker 2: What was the word he used to say she like?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, like.
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  Speaker 1: Groomed him. Groomed him. Yeah. Ain't no way the pool
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  Speaker 1: guy gonna ever be able to say that. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: she is older and she had four kids already prior
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  Speaker 1: to his one. And he's a younger guy, much younger guy.
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  Speaker 1: She probably thinks she's a young girl.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he's probably out there cleaning the pool with no
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  Speaker 2: shirt on in the sun and shit.
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  Speaker 1: And she in the house with Simon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And not the Simon that he is now.
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  Speaker 2: The Simon that she had when she wasn't building him
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  Speaker 2: up like this other one.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. Partner selection. Partner selection is very important, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: All right, y'all, listen. So in more stupid internet news,
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  Speaker 1: apparently Paris has an infestation of bedbugs. And I feel
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  Speaker 1: like they're trying to say Americans brought them, okay? The
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  Speaker 1: mayor is speaking out as a bedbug infestation has taken
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  Speaker 1: over the city. Coincidentally... Many of your faves are currently
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  Speaker 1: visiting Paris for Fashion Week. According to reports, Deputy Mayor
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  Speaker 1: of Paris, Emmanuel Gregory, had this to say about the past.
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  Speaker 1: No one is safe. You can catch them anywhere and
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  Speaker 1: bring them home and not detect them until they have
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  Speaker 1: multiplied and spread. Sound like Mexico. I mean, niggas. Entire
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  Speaker 1: reports that officials are working to create a plan to establish...
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  Speaker 1: Countermeasures against the bedbugs as Paris prepares to host the
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  Speaker 1: 2024 Olympics next summer. Not y'all bringing bedbugs.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I was just about to like really be
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  Speaker 2: on some fucking shit and meet this.
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  Speaker 3: Man in Paris. And I ain't going. See, that ain't
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  Speaker 3: nothing but the God. God don't want me out there
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  Speaker 3: being all home.
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  Speaker 1: Mess around and bring back more than the claps. girl
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  Speaker 1: you ever watch those little hoarders episodes where like um
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  Speaker 1: like people houses they have like all this shit all
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  Speaker 1: over the place do do whoever this one episode of
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  Speaker 1: hoarders i saw this lady has it's hoarders i said
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  Speaker 1: hoarders that's not right it's hoarders girl bye it's hoarders
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  Speaker 1: okay no it's not it's a governed language i can
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  Speaker 1: say it how i want to say who's gonna tell.
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  Speaker 3: Me there's an r there's an r in there Hoarders. Yes.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, so hoarders. You're saying hoarders.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Hoarders.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Hoarders. And I'm saying hoarders. Which one y'all like better?
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Let us know. Anyway. Look, but this lady had big
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: ass bed bugs. Like, how long they been eating on you?
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: And she had, like, marks and scars from them?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, and you lift the mattress up, and it's hundreds
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: of them. Hundreds of thousands of little.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Big ones, juicy ones. Ooh, that make my skin crawl.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, and listen, when y'all check into hotels, do you, Tam,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: when you check into a hotel, do you pull, like,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: the sheets back and stuff? Because I do.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Sometimes.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: It depends on if I'm drunk or not by the
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: time I look at the sheets.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: It depends on if it's the roots. Or what? Comfort
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Suites or something? Comfort Suites got some good ass pillows, bitch.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to you.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Comfort Suites? I don't even.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I went to Comfort Suites one time like a couple
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: years ago now. But look, it was a newer one.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: And it had really nice beds. It's like one of
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: them stays where I'm not trying to spend $ 200 if
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sleeping for five hours. So I definitely checked out
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Comfort Suites. Yeah, like one of those.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: You was just going to fuck somebody.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: No, bitch. I just... I was working out of town
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: with my ex. That's what happened. I don't know.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: The last time I've been to like a comfort suite.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Because the only time I've been in hotels really is
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: like when we're traveling with dudes.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: And we ain't been staying in no comfort suites.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: No, absolutely not. But I definitely have. And the mattress
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: was so good. I pulled everything off just to see
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: the brand. Like, what the fuck y'all got on this bed?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: My sleep was so good. Don't sleep on the number suites.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: I remember one time.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: One time.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: And y'all don't judge me. But judge me if you
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: want to. I don't give a fuck.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I stole a pillow from the hotel and put it
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: in my suitcase because it was so fucking plush and
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: it had my head feeling so good that I stole it.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: First of all, that is not a sin because it
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: is so hard to find a good pillow. I feel
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: like it should be like a law to steal a
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: pillow because I have definitely stolen several pillows from hotels. Okay. Okay.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: So I felt bad about it.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: And I always take a wash rag or a floor towel.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Not a floor towel, but like a hand towel. Always.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: At least one. Oh, no.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: When I was in Dubai, I stole the robe.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: No, you fucking go to prison in Dubai for that shit.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: You tripping.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I definitely took a robe from the hotel. It's so plush.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: I still got it.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Listen, for this to be like a headline, y'all people
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: better be careful of you visiting Paris. I mean, we
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: did see old boy a couple months ago in Paris
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: saying how ghetto it was. I feel like he was
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: intentionally going to the ghettos, though. Right.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: And here's the thing bed bugs are hard to get
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: rid of like if you get them in your home
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: you gotta throw it's hard to get them.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Out yep you just gotta throw shit in the trash
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: dog just fuck the bed that's day there put it
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: out the door.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Well let me tell you one of my clients I
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: know this not because I ever had some, my, one
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: of my clients had got some furniture from like Ashley
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: or something like that. Or one of those places that'd
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: be renting furniture or whatever.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know what place it was. It was a
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: rental place where you could rent.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Something like that. Right. And they went to repossess the furniture.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: They took some furniture for someone's house and had her
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: brand new furniture on the truck with the repossessed furniture
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: and and the repossessed furniture had bed bugs in it
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: so they delivered her some brand new furniture with bed.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Bugs oh my god and all.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Her shit in her house got she had to discard
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: because everything got infested with bed bugs.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Nah see i would have been getting brand new furniture
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: from ashley's furniture fucking with me yes haverties haverties.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Please so that's that's crazy that.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Is so nasty because hotels you can catch scabies as
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: well the bathrooms i call them like those little nasty
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: hotels they like pubic hair hotels you won't always see
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: a pubic hair somewhere in the bathroom.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Oh and you know what another thing i don't like
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: drinking out of even nice hotels i'd be scared of
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: the glasses because i'd be scared that they just be
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: wiping them glasses off that they don't really wash.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Them i've seen that though um I seen like a,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: remember that TV show Inside Edition, which I think still exists.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I didn't watch TV like that. So on Inside Edition,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: they went to like, you know, four star hotels and
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. And they used a black light in
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: the bedrooms and in the bathroom. And you just can
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: see the splatter, even especially on those glasses. They don't
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: wash them. They'll take the same rag they use to
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: wipe the toilet or the bathtub. and wipe that fucking
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: glass out. Oh, see, yeah. I never use them. I
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: only use the plastic ones, the one that's in the plastic.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: The paper ones, yeah, yeah, that's in a little, yeah.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not using no mugs, none of that. Even at a,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: they even went to, like, a Ritz, you know what
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? And they did the same thing. Like, you
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: just never know.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Like, people get tired.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: And they just don't, you're still dealing with human behavior. Right. Ugh.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: And this lady, that auntie done cleaned 50 rooms, and
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: here she come to this room.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Today, she just wiping that cup out with a rag.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: And then think about all the nasty shit you done
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: did in the hotel, you know? And there's people doing
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: even nastier.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Shit than you.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: In the same spot.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: The last time I was in a hotel the bed
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: was so squeaky I'm like oh that's the fucking room
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: y'all know I'm about to pee god damn I just
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: look like I'm fucking I check in like it's just
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: me checking in how you know I'm fucking That bed
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: was so fucking loud.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: They looked at your face like, yeah, she's fucking, give
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: her 321.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: No, it was room 100. This shit was in the back,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: around the doorway, on the other side of the gym.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: There were no other hotels by it.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: And the comfort is sweet.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: No, bitch. It was actually the Hyatt. There were no
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: other rooms by me. It's like, this the fucking room.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: This is where it goes down. They had the exit.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I'm like, why the fuck would y'all put me right
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: by an exit door? I guess y'all think I'm about
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: to be smoking weed and fucking right. Right. Right where
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: you belong. All right.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: This is the last one so we can get up
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: out of here.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Burn a boy.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I had to talk about a time. He says African
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: boys were viewed as ugly and not popping.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: And now the whole.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Narrative has changed. So he went on this show and
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: there was this British rapper, Jay Huss. He said that
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: he was referred to as ugly by his mom.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: And as he grew in fame, he began to embrace
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: the term that he was ugly. And his name is
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: at the ugly ground.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: And as he amassed all these followers and platforms, he
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: embraces the world while creating good music.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: And Burner Boy got on to say that.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: African men weren't embraced or made to feel like handsome
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: or celebrated. But now that narrative is changing. Women are,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming he's talking about American women or girls all
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: over the globe are more attracted to African boys.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: First of all, your mama called you ugly. It wasn't us.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: And I feel like they may be. I know that
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: sometimes like growing up, kids are very fucking mean. So
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: if you're talking about something you experienced in your childhood, look,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: the difference is now that you ugly with money, my nigga. Right.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: This is where the delusion comes in for niggas when
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: they get money. Like, Rick Ross really think he a
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: dime piece, okay? Let's be very, very clear. And look,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: and we can collectively say, yeah, Rick Ross like, girl,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: because women, we look at things a little bit different
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: as an anesthetic sometimes. You got to pick a struggle, baby.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: So now you've gotten a check. It did not make
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: your face look any different. You know, you might got
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: like some extra wares to make it look nicer. You
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: clean up nicer now. And yeah, like everything else.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Sometimes the faces be changing with that money.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: No, you ain't never lying now. Even for women, for real,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: for real. It's like, bitch, I ain't really ugly. I'm
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: just fucking broke. I'm just broke.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Like, y'all, B & T Awards, like, I swore I
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: put on a ton of makeup. By the time I
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: made it into the green carpet, barefaced bitch.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I just looked like I didn't have on nothing. I
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: was like, God, I should have paid somebody.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Luckily, luckily, you're still cute, bitch. Still cute. A lot
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: of people can't go outside without it.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It just looked like I didn't do nothing.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not that they were ugly before, because I
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: look at Burner Boy. When you first told me about
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: that headline, you know, I was thinking, What's the other? No,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Burna Boy. Hold on. What's the big, tall? That's him.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: That wasn't him on that video you sent me?
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: That's J-H-U-S.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: But if you go through this thread, Burna Boy is
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: there talking with that young man.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: And Burna Boy mom used to call him ugly? Or
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: that guy?
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: No, the other dude.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, I can see that. I bet you Burna Boy
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: mom ain't never call him ugly because he's not ugly.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I can see that he wasn't ugly even regularly. You
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: know this dude I.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Used to date?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Hey, Mike. Like, still to this day, that nigga will
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: not forgive me because I said Meek Mills look better
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: than him. We was out to dinner. And I don't
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: know how we started to talk about Meek Mills. But
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, he was like, you think Meek Mills
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: look better than me? At the time, I'm like, yeah. Girl,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: that nigga was livid. You hear me?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Why you do that?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Listen, hold on. He starts Googling on his phone to
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: pull up that old picture of Meek Mills. With them
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: nappy-ass braids. Fuzzy braids. Yes. He was like, Ashley, this
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: is Meek Mills. I've been looking like this my whole life,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: getting bitches without money. This is who that nigga is.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, he was big, man. You heard his feelings. Yes.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: To this day, he would not let me forget that.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: You know, I think Meek Mills is super corny now,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: so it doesn't even matter how good he looks aesthetically. Like,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: he's just whack nowadays. Somehow, I don't know what happened
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: to him. But... Um, remember when we were on brilliant
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: idiots and I was like, you know, I feel like
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: men should have access to the women that they had
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: access to when they had no money because these guys
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: get money and they really start acting like bad bitches 2.0.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Like you, you still got that same face. I think
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: we was talking about, um, and I, and I think
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Quavo isn't as corny as he looked when he was
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: in high school. Definitely not. Um, future is another one
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: who looked crazy in high school to me. He looked
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: like somebody we would not talk to. I mean, if we.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Go back to high school pictures, everybody might say we
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: glowed up too.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: No, absolutely. I know I did, bitch. Did you used
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: to wear a fan in middle school? Because I did.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I used to put my head against the wall and
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: shape it. Yeah, I did.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: My shit wasn't being big either. My fan was a
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: little church fan.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I might get a good one once a year. My
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: hair grew out good enough and that fan stuck. Girl,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: my fan is long. Frying and frying the hell out
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: that goddamn fan. But I used to do microwave ponytails
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: for sure with the swoops.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: A lot.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Crumpled ponytails. I used to do pin curl ponytails. All
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: that shit. Now I kept my hair done. I've been
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: doing hair since first grade.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: But he's right.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I did not entertain African men until I got grown.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: But it wasn't because I didn't think they were good looking.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: It was just that culturally, I just felt like we
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: were just too different. And I, you know, I didn't,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: I never had an African man approach me or African boy,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: even try to talk to me, never to say that I,
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't talk to them, you know?
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: So I guess, I don't know. It's just different now.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I think they're talking about their people because they, they,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: those men that are saying is they actually never lived
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: in America as kids. I don't believe so. Right. I
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: know that, I have some friends who are African American,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: real African American, like they grew up here, parents from Africa.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: And they had that experience, though.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: But I think they're talking about in the U.S.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Because why would they say African boys if they were
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: talking about African Africans?
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: They would just say boys.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: But why would they say that when they'd never experienced
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: us over here at any point in life? How do
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: you know that?
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: You can't speak to that.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Burner Boy lived in America. Burner Boy was raised in America.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I never heard him say that. So that's what I'm saying.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: How did he have that experience with us Black American
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: women if he never was really around us until now?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: And now we on him because you are fine and
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: you do have money. Let's be very clear. But if
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: they're talking about childhood and how... He said he had
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: to be light-skinned. And that's the same thing. Black men
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: over here in America experience the same thing at some point.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: You know, at some point. Light skin used to be in.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: And now everybody loves tall, dark, and handsome. I like medium.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I like brown men. You know what I'm saying? I
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: like short niggas too. So it just depends. I feel
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: like whatever people experience, I'm never trying to negate it. Right? Right.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: You have to, you haven't been all over the world
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: until now. And you're being embraced now, but you're still
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: carrying those insecurities from a child. And your mama called
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: you ugly. We didn't. Yeah. It wasn't a black American
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: woman that called him ugly. It was his mom.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: He British.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Okay. So even then, okay. So growing up and it
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: still wasn't a black American woman. So it might've been
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: some European women. And that's probably who they referring to.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I've seen a video, too.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's similar to this, where Terrell Owens was
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: talking with Ocho Cinco. He was saying that black girls
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: didn't like him when he was young. They called him
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: ugly and black. And then he started dating white girls.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: That might be a thing back then. It was never
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: a thing for me. I never was... Like, we just
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: talked about dating white guys earlier. So, I never wanted
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: no white guys or light-skinned guys over black men. I
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: think black men have always been the target of everybody.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Everybody like black men. You know what I'm saying? The
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: swag that comes with a black man is what people love.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I do remember people always liking light-skinned boys for sure.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: And light-skinned women. And I guess maybe darker skin, that's
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: a whole other episode, child. I guess maybe darker skinned
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: women may have that same plight. I've been brown my
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: whole life, so I could see both sides. I saw
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: how Light-skinned dudes treated dark-skinned guys and vice versa. And
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: dark-skinned guys always associated light-skinned with white. So there was
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: always a problem. And the darker guys were mad because
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: the girls liked the light-skinned girls. And it's the same thing.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Darker-skinned women.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: And Wesley Snipes and Morris Chestnut ass came on and
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: changed the motherfucking game.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Right. Just chocolate dripping all over the screen. You know,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: they just needed representation. That's all. Yep. And some of
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: them niggas was ashy. Put some lotion on, come into school. Man,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: the niggas I went to school with, some of them, like,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: there are some guys, like, I remember this one dude.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I can't remember his, I won't say his name anyway.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: He been fine our whole lives. Like this was a
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: grown man looking like these niggas had beards real early,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: dark skin. fine since we were kids first grade nigga
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: been fighting in first grade you know by middle school
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: these niggas had beers so it's some guy it's a
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: lot of guys who who were.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: That's a conversation that's a whole conversation about the hormones
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: in the food there's no reason for a child to
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: have a beer.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Girl he wasn't in elementary for real i'm just saying
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: He had a beard grown as hell. That's what a
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: grown man forever and all the women wanted him is
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If you didn't get bitches, you ain't
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: get bitches. It ain't got nothing to do with nothing
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: else because ugly niggas was getting bitches too. It's the
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: swag that attracts women. It's the swag. Yes, it's the swag.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I hate to see a fat nigga with a t-shirt
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: on in a pool. Take that shirt off.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let us see it.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Be confident in whatever you got because somebody going to
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: lick your nipples if you like them.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I guess it's the same as, you know, bigger women.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: They be wearing, the guys say that, you know, men
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: always say they don't like women with a bunch of insecurities,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: like who be talking about their bodies. Because a lot
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: of the shit that we be concerned about, niggas love it.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Niggas don't give a fuck.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: No, they be wanting to squeeze all on it and
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: poke at it, which is like, stop poking at my insecurities,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: but they actually like it, you know? We be tripping
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: about shit. Right. Bitch, take that shirt off. All my
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: big mamas, take them shirts off. Shit.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: And let that shit hang out. And niggas like when
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: your titties hang a little bit.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Or a lot. I know my titties don't sit up, child.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: My titties ain't really never sat up.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: I always be insecure about my titties. And my titties
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: is little.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: You be like, girl, shut up. Yes, leave them fucking
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: titties alone, bitch. I got bigger fish to fry over here.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: You don't see these things? And I be walking around
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: no bra on most days. No bra, no panties. I
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: don't give a goddamn. But I feel like your titties
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: sit up good, too. But the minute I lose some pounds,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: this be the first thing to go. They be looking
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: so sad. Aw. They be droopy. They be looking so sad.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: It's embarrassing.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: No, we just got finished talking about that.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I know, right? Giving yourself those bad affirmations. These are
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: the best titties ever. I don't know what the fuck
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: you're talking about.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: And who going to check me about them, boo? Nobody.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Nobody's going to miss them.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I definitely be saying he's good titties because my mama
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: has a thing with big titties. She does not like
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: big breasts. And I feel like, girl, these are good titties.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Because my titties
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: do sit up. And I don't got a stomach for
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: them to sit on top of, so they doing it themselves.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: But they not like super perky. They just full.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: They do what they need to do. They do what
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: they need to do.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Period. All right, y'all. Listen, we spent a whole episode
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: talking shit about other people things, right? But it's fine.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: We're going to be back next week with all the
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: great shit about the BET Awards, okay? Y'all, so if
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: you enjoyed this episode, tune in every Thursday on the
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app, wherever the fuck you get your podcasts. That
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: is your co-host, AJ Holiday 2.0. Kick it, Tam.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: It's official, Tam Bam. I love y'all so much.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I appreciate y'all.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Remember to speak now.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: And never hold your titties. Let them out, bitch.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, let them freak.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Let us as freedom. Bye. Peace.