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EP. 45 Who Made the Macaroni? · We Talk Back

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Speaker 1: We're just too unapologetically black women with an opinion who
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Speaker 1: talked back. He's up, y'all. Welcome to a new episode
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Speaker 1: that we talked back. It's your girl, a j A.
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Speaker 1: It's Tam bam, y'all. I love y'all. Hey girl, how
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Speaker 1: is your Weekendn't do ship? Same ship? You always lying, y'all.
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Speaker 1: A j Lie, she'd be doing all kinds of ship,
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Speaker 1: and then she'd come on here and tell y'all she
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Speaker 1: just went grocery shopping and she was out probably fucking
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Speaker 1: and sucking dig all weekend. But all she did. Look
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Speaker 1: look at it, y'all. Anyway, Thanksgiving that episode we got
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Speaker 1: some co hosted day introduced yourself. Guys. What's happening there?
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Speaker 1: Brand Uh? You know, glad to be here waking back
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Speaker 1: nation high tail. Yes, and we'll talk about my drink
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Speaker 1: if y'all smoking because we is on the earth. Um,
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Speaker 1: I guess that's my time. Yes, what's up? I'm Burpie
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Speaker 1: and a j I'm back in the streets. What's up
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Speaker 1: all that play you drink? Burpi? Come on, stop playing
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Speaker 1: with me. You're doing what I all night and talking
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Speaker 1: about it. I don't I don't want to be a
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Speaker 1: part of It's Thanksgiving. Y'all, Happy Thanksgiving this Giving day y'all.
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Speaker 1: So what are y'all grateful for? Uh? To be honest,
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Speaker 1: just being alive? You know what I'm saying, Um, I
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Speaker 1: don't know about y'all. One, I lost a lot of people,
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Speaker 1: um COVID related, not COVID related, But I just have
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Speaker 1: a lot of deaths. Like we had a lot of
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Speaker 1: deaths in the comedy community, stand up community, um bat
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Speaker 1: family members. So you know a lot of that stuff
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Speaker 1: just put it, puts a lot of it. Put a
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Speaker 1: lot of stuff in life in perspective like small like
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Speaker 1: if you're not doing something every day that at least
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Speaker 1: make you happy. You know what I'm saying. You know
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Speaker 1: what I mean, because you just don't You just don't
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Speaker 1: know when your time' is gonna be called? You know
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Speaker 1: I'm saying two of the depths side experience where random
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Speaker 1: is hell, Like I lost a cousin to a blood clock.
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Speaker 1: Like know what I'm saying. The vaccine No, no, I
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Speaker 1: don't believe so, but I don't think it was vaccine related.
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Speaker 1: But you know that's and that's black man not doing
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Speaker 1: the correct thing and getting a self checked that that's
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Speaker 1: a whole another subject in conversation. But I'm just thankful
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Speaker 1: to be alive. Man. Like a lot of people, a
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Speaker 1: lot of people don't have the choice or the option
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Speaker 1: to be thankful. So the fact that we have an
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Speaker 1: option to be thankful, I choose to be positive and thankful.
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Speaker 1: I think all of us can attest to that. That
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Speaker 1: we lost some people in whether it was COVID related
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Speaker 1: or gun violence or current it's a lot. Yeah, alright,
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Speaker 1: p Young dolf Man young God. Mm hmmm, yeah, saw
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Speaker 1: that they had a shootout with one of the guys.
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Speaker 1: Supposed one of the alleged shooters at the got killed
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Speaker 1: last night. No, mm hmmm, one of the shooters got
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Speaker 1: killed last name. I mean, but they've been posting a
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Speaker 1: lot of stuff, like they've been posting a car and
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Speaker 1: the car being the dog video a few times. They've
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Speaker 1: been posting the same hat and all other people, which
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Speaker 1: I think a lot of people have that hat. So
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Speaker 1: but then again, that could be somebody saying somebody up,
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Speaker 1: so you just never know. Memphis in the same car.
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Speaker 1: The car was used in another shooting of a woman
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Speaker 1: a week ago or a couple of weeks ago too.
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Speaker 1: It's so much different. I don't think people understand, bro,
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Speaker 1: Memphis is one of them cities. Bro, it's clearly why
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Speaker 1: they using nice cars though I don't understand that drive
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Speaker 1: eyes used to be in four escorts. I don't think
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Speaker 1: they don't got they don't got good back seat room,
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Speaker 1: so they you know, I'm saying that the newer cars
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Speaker 1: they got bucket seats that say this was too though.
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Speaker 1: What does these is doing? But the back seat is
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Speaker 1: still bucket. What I'm saying little leg room? Sit up?
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Speaker 1: And I thought that thoughts back. You know, I'm not
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Speaker 1: doing this not we would joke about any motherfucking thing
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Speaker 1: I'm working. That's how the sun Black Peo would get
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Speaker 1: through life. Man, comedy, did you did you introduce yourself Burbie?
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Speaker 1: I did to a j what's up? Okay, I'll just
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Speaker 1: play what's that? I'm Berbie Man. That's that's it. I'm
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Speaker 1: just me. I'm Burbie. Stand up. Why where do you
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Speaker 1: get that name from? It's my nickname. I have a
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Speaker 1: twin brother and he couldn't say my real name, and
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Speaker 1: so he started calling me Burpie and it stuck with
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Speaker 1: me ever since I was two. Mm hmm, what's your
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Speaker 1: real name. You got warrants Jeremy. No, it's Jeremy. Think
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Speaker 1: about it now now why his brother could not say
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Speaker 1: birthie from Jeremy. We were too, We were too We
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Speaker 1: make just making shut up. We just I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's the twin language. Again. Black people
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Speaker 1: don't have nuncy. Everybody call me Jeremy, so it's kind
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Speaker 1: of right. It's Jeremy, yes, but Nigga said Jermy. That's right. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: there are some Jermanys. You know what I'm saying. There's
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Speaker 1: there's no e after that. All. Yes, I don't. I
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Speaker 1: don't have the time to say the whole thing. What's up, Jeremy,
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Speaker 1: that's just too much dog a whole another name rather
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Speaker 1: than calling you your real name. But yeah, that's how
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Speaker 1: you got burpie. And that's crazy because I knew Darren
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Speaker 1: for two years without knowing his name. No, lie, big baby,
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Speaker 1: that's what you call No, we did not know each
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Speaker 1: other's name at all for two big baby to like
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Speaker 1: years later, until how do you get that name? Because
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Speaker 1: you got freestyle funny beat our our host one day,
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Speaker 1: just readily. One day at a comedy show, he was like,
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Speaker 1: every group needs a sex of right, so then you're
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Speaker 1: either gonna get last or so you're gonna get in between.
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Speaker 1: And he would say every group needs one, and he
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Speaker 1: was like, this is ours, y'all give it up for
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Speaker 1: their big baby brand. And so when I used to
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Speaker 1: come out, you would get mixed signals, like half of
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Speaker 1: those to be black, Oh my god, it's out. The
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Speaker 1: other halfy like sex of wait for winter baby, they're
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Speaker 1: gonna be. So that's that's that's been my stage name. Okay,
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Speaker 1: hold that thought one second. Let's pay some bills. Y'all
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Speaker 1: got emmercials? Yeah, it's real, Right, do you have a
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Speaker 1: hard time getting win? You ever had a nigger speak
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Speaker 1: one on you? Tab like some viagara or something? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely this is not you and I knew it.
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Speaker 1: How many times have y'all tapped out? We're gonna flip
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Speaker 1: this interview with interviewing y'all. How many times have y'all
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Speaker 1: tapped out? I don't tap out? What do you mean
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Speaker 1: tap out? I don't tap out? What does that even mean?
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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. How does a woman
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Speaker 1: tap out? I don't tap out easily? What you mean? Like?
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Speaker 1: I can't take carpet. That's enough, tad Man, hurry up
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Speaker 1: and bust so I could be done. I'm done, Like
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Speaker 1: I'm I've had enough. We probably don't want to do
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Speaker 1: it in the first place, if we like that, like
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Speaker 1: we probably just because you feel like it anyway, how
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Speaker 1: the debatable. No, I'm like, hurry up, I probably didn't
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Speaker 1: want to start in the first place. No, no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: not hurry up. But you've y'all been going for a
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Speaker 1: minute for a while at the point where you're tired.
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Speaker 1: You haven't got about, You've got a couple of things off,
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Speaker 1: and now you're just like, what is what is wrong
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Speaker 1: with this? Na here? I just laid there like a
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Speaker 1: dead body. So he finished. I can't do that. That's
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Speaker 1: why Bill, you know he got he was drugging with it.
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Speaker 1: That's he's out now. But possible, not possible when you eat,
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Speaker 1: when you eat, pussy, but my pleasure and not yours.
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Speaker 1: What do you mean that's a different kind of animal. No,
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Speaker 1: keep going, she's gonna tap out. She's not gonna tap out.
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Speaker 1: If you're doing all of that, I'm not tapping out.
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Speaker 1: Mm hmm. That ship is like sports, especially riding Dick
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Speaker 1: is like sports. For me, it's like a whole athletic
8:37
Speaker 1: trying your times. Well, you don't have a woman like style.
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Speaker 1: I can't take no more style. Probably turn her no
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Speaker 1: no more. Maybe your coucci got dry, Maybe your tongue
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Speaker 1: was stiff and it was starting to hurt. Like why
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Speaker 1: he's stiff tongue in my clearterest. I like to see you.
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Speaker 1: I'd like to see how y'all flip it. But it's not.
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Speaker 1: It's not. Yeah, y'all not gonna sit here in all
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Speaker 1: your years of life and tell me you ain't never
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Speaker 1: tapped out. I told you what I do in the morning.
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Speaker 1: They talking both for the showers. I get it. When
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Speaker 1: I gotta be working on it's a reputation, I get it.
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Speaker 1: No like y'all just talking about like a nigger just
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Speaker 1: sucked you so good that you just couldn't take no more, Like,
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Speaker 1: oh my god, this is just too amazing. Please stop.
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Speaker 1: I don't even like, yeah, I, oh my god, Darren,
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Speaker 1: I can't take this no more. You're eating my pussy
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Speaker 1: so good. I can't you have that's what be happening.
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Speaker 1: Then I'd be like I just did that to get
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Speaker 1: the first thing out the way. Goodness, yeah, y'all, nigga's
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Speaker 1: got some inflated egos. Bro. You know, you know you
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Speaker 1: don't have a boil, be a death start. I didn't
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Speaker 1: even know it was gonna be like that. They already
10:05
Speaker 1: I got some questions. It is some of that ship
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Speaker 1: fade while now what do you mean, like is it not?
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Speaker 1: Everything is like fresh off the dome, like y'all come
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Speaker 1: up with them songs and ship. Ain't no way y'all
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Speaker 1: come up with that ship right away. Now. They may
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Speaker 1: tell you, I think it tries to make it like
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Speaker 1: it implies that everything is improvd They try to tell you.
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Speaker 1: They'll tell you at like ten o'clock the night before
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Speaker 1: what you're gonna do the next day. You gotta have
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Speaker 1: it all prepared by ten o'clock the next morning, which
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Speaker 1: is a quick turnaround. That's a quick turnaround. But right,
10:45
Speaker 1: but I mean some of it is. Some of it
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Speaker 1: you because in the moment you'll think of stuff right
10:49
Speaker 1: in the moment, you already have something prepared. But you
10:52
Speaker 1: will think of something in the moment and you're like, oh,
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Speaker 1: this is dope. I'll come up with this. But the
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Speaker 1: majority of the time, no, it's not. Let me tell
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Speaker 1: let me tell this is another reason why something in
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Speaker 1: the beginning of the first couple of seasons I had
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Speaker 1: some of that ship was a freestyle. But in today's
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Speaker 1: comedy and today's since the world, with everything we say
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Speaker 1: has to be kind of like to be approved, because
11:16
Speaker 1: you can't you can't you can't um black people. No, no no, no,
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Speaker 1: you can fit you can defend black people. Terrible, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I just can't fit. Yeah, you just just anser to
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Speaker 1: the jokes attention. They talk about shooting cop, cops shooting
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Speaker 1: black people. They hear that out all day. But you
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Speaker 1: say something by the trans, lesbian, gay pers and we
11:36
Speaker 1: gotta take that out. We gotta get that out of there.
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Speaker 1: So it's it's it's everything has to be screened in
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Speaker 1: Just look at the level of guests people used to
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Speaker 1: come on there. Now, you know, don't nobody want to
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Speaker 1: get talked about don't nobody want to get talked about viral,
11:51
Speaker 1: don't nobody want to be you know what I'm saying,
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Speaker 1: a lot of these musician artists that used to come
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Speaker 1: on the show, they really can't freestyle. So just think
11:57
Speaker 1: about how that got to get in it. We have
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Speaker 1: real on the Terrible I love Justina, she'd be killing
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Speaker 1: it and they have no filter. That's the thing. The
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Speaker 1: freestyles on the show. They'll go at those rappers or
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Speaker 1: those artists or and then they'd be stuck. Like I've
12:14
Speaker 1: seen some ship where it looked like it was like
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Speaker 1: some real beef. Like I feel like it was one
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Speaker 1: episode where what's the one guy? Yeah and his old
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Speaker 1: homeboy that was about to fight at it? Uh, what's
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Speaker 1: his name? I can't think of the boyd ain't Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Were they not about to fight for real? Did they
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Speaker 1: fight in the back? Why do you let you stressed out?
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Speaker 1: Did you see spoken reasons on the episode? I said
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Speaker 1: that was gonna real box. They might have been like
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Speaker 1: slapping each other. I ain't say it was gonna be
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Speaker 1: like a now it's real life beating. It was real
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Speaker 1: life beef between those two, but not on that show. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: they're not scrapping checked for really, ain't nobody while not
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Speaker 1: gonna fight for real for real ship hit the fan?
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Speaker 1: Not for real nobody and the ones who little ain't
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Speaker 1: on the shooting. Hello, you know what, they will scrap
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Speaker 1: you buck. It's a couple of times. It's a couple
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Speaker 1: of times she had to put his head on my chest.
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Speaker 1: Bro let me tell you. I'm gonna tell you something
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Speaker 1: about a big baby. He don't like nobody when I
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Speaker 1: say nobody, big baby, don't like nobody if he rocked
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Speaker 1: with you, with you, but I don't like niggers. I
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Speaker 1: don't like bitches. I don't like nobody. But people say
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Speaker 1: that ship, I really like. People got it sucked up,
13:51
Speaker 1: like the social media ship got people thinking that your
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Speaker 1: best friend. They know you. People and people people fall
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Speaker 1: in love with a big baby on Instagram ship. Maybe listen, match,
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Speaker 1: What the fuck makes you think I want to match
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Speaker 1: with you? I don't even know you. Yeah, because when
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Speaker 1: I said that to you that night in the club,
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Speaker 1: you was looking at me like I was crazy that
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Speaker 1: Like damn, I actually do know you. I'll be seeing
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Speaker 1: you the shop. I do know you a little bit.
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Speaker 1: You had cut, you know, because the game, but the
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Speaker 1: game itself grimly, I don't have somebody following home. I
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Speaker 1: didn't been held up at the gunpoint. I don't have
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Speaker 1: any shot of robbing before. I don't experience I don't
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Speaker 1: have comments that I've helped into the super duper lane.
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Speaker 1: Don't even acknowledge me, like I didn't have nothing to
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Speaker 1: do with their career. So it's a whole lot of ship.
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Speaker 1: I don't deal with it. Didn't like, not even that
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Speaker 1: like to to achieve some of the things I have
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Speaker 1: and not had. Certain people just to be like, I'm
14:53
Speaker 1: proud of you. You take notice of that ship. I
14:55
Speaker 1: pretty sure you I got. I'm pretty sure you'll got friends, home, girls, family,
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Speaker 1: everybody you might. So you gonna share my podcast? Never
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Speaker 1: damn right, never shared it, never shared, and we see
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Speaker 1: it right right right. I go out of my way
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Speaker 1: to funk with people ship when they have stuff going on.
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Speaker 1: You know what, if I see somebody doing something, I'm
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Speaker 1: a make shote, posted, repost or whatever. But all that
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Speaker 1: ship plays a role. Man like I get. I get.
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Speaker 1: I get thousands of d ms every day, people asking
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Speaker 1: for money. I look on their page. This will follow
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Speaker 1: with don folly, But you got the nerve the d
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Speaker 1: N I don't even know what I'm doing. I don't
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Speaker 1: know what they trying to give you, no digital currency,
15:37
Speaker 1: but they want your money in real life. I don't
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Speaker 1: have those problems. I'm not that famous. I don't have
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Speaker 1: those problems. I'm just sick all these niggas send to
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Speaker 1: me their SoundCloud link. I'm sick of that. I'm sick
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Speaker 1: of all these think of people trying to get me
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Speaker 1: to put them down with Charlottagne about some ship like
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Speaker 1: I just put myself on last week, and I know
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Speaker 1: this nigger forever last week. Shout out to Charlomagne. Shut
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Speaker 1: to Charlotte Mage Dollar and Charlotta Magne show up every
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Speaker 1: time I see him. Yeah, Charlemagne, A good dude. We're
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Speaker 1: we're not being in plenty rooms. He never shaded me ever. Bro, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: damn brand, what's up, big baby? Like shock that nigga
16:16
Speaker 1: knew me one time. I didn't even know who he
16:17
Speaker 1: knew me. I was he paid, he paid attention. It
16:21
Speaker 1: was when we was doing Joking Off. It was when
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Speaker 1: we was on Joking Off and he came out and
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Speaker 1: did episode and he was like, hey Bert, what's up?
16:27
Speaker 1: I said, you know, you know you can't ask. I
16:36
Speaker 1: still be shocked by that ship. We was at the
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Speaker 1: Horner's game, was on courtside, right on the floor. What's yeah.
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Speaker 1: We had hornless players tapping us up. I was like,
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Speaker 1: me for real. Nigging from the ticket from the other
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Speaker 1: team in Boston was like, hey, bro, he did but
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Speaker 1: he ran, he ran to our side of the court
16:55
Speaker 1: just until there and then and I was like, Okay,
16:58
Speaker 1: that's dope, dope right now, speaking of games, is it
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Speaker 1: okay for guys to play video games like in a relationship?
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Speaker 1: Already said like I couldn't be with no nigga and
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Speaker 1: play video games? Is she single? No? She with money
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Speaker 1: back him? Oh, I'm thinking, I'm thinking the singer. All right,
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Speaker 1: let me give you my take on this, all right.
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Speaker 1: And and this is coming from a guy who played
17:21
Speaker 1: video games about all of four weeks, like real aggressively,
17:24
Speaker 1: like with all the distractions in this world, right, co workers,
17:29
Speaker 1: women in the past, uh, just going outside period. If
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Speaker 1: you're a black man who got yourself together, my nigga,
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Speaker 1: you are a catch. Right. So if you're doing something
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Speaker 1: that keeps you home, that keeps you happy, why not
17:43
Speaker 1: if it's not missing up bills, if they're not missing
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Speaker 1: up times, do that because if if they they don't
17:48
Speaker 1: have nothing to escape too, he's going to escape to
17:50
Speaker 1: somebody else exactly. So either he gonna you gonna let
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Speaker 1: that nigga play that game, or hes gonna play you
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Speaker 1: bit Like listen, I'm just go ahead and put that
17:58
Speaker 1: out there she's lying. Ain't no way, because I'm pretty
18:01
Speaker 1: sure money Bag played Mad and he played Madden for money.
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Speaker 1: And first of all, you can make money off of
18:07
Speaker 1: playing the game. Done that plenty of times, And like
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Speaker 1: Darren said, that's an escape for us. Like if I
18:12
Speaker 1: come home for work and I want to get on
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Speaker 1: the game for a little bit, I don't want to
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Speaker 1: think about what I just did. It where the kids
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Speaker 1: at school, I ain't gotta worry about them for a
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Speaker 1: little while. I ain't married, no mon back in these streets,
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Speaker 1: so I don't have to worry about these other woman.
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Speaker 1: What's up, Agent, I don't have to worry about these
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Speaker 1: other women. I don't have to worry about nothing else.
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Speaker 1: I'm literally playing the game as an escape to get
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Speaker 1: my mind off of everything outside of these walls. I
18:38
Speaker 1: don't want to do nothing else. If you don't want
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Speaker 1: to be with me because I'm playing a game for
18:42
Speaker 1: a couple of hours a day or every week, then
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Speaker 1: I don't want toy dog. They being as productive as
18:53
Speaker 1: a woman would want them to be. So like you
18:56
Speaker 1: said that, I'm glad you said that in order and
18:59
Speaker 1: that's all you do. Absolutely that's right. But if your
19:02
Speaker 1: ship is in order, bills are paid, Ya got saved,
19:07
Speaker 1: You're straight, cars are straight, dropping dick off, dropping good
19:11
Speaker 1: dick off to the point where she's like, oh my god,
19:15
Speaker 1: you're so amazing, stopping. I can't take it anymore, and
19:18
Speaker 1: did you still good? I want to go back to
19:20
Speaker 1: what they said. I don't even immediately A was like
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Speaker 1: what a man a woman thinks a man should be doing.
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Speaker 1: He's not productive to how the woman wants? What do
19:37
Speaker 1: that mean? What does that mean? What is productive to
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Speaker 1: what the woman wants? Well, me, personally, I've never never
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Speaker 1: really been with a dude who would just be playing
19:45
Speaker 1: games all the time. But what I'm saying is, if
19:49
Speaker 1: your house is not in order, and this nigga is
19:51
Speaker 1: playing games, like I know a person, I know a
19:53
Speaker 1: people very close to me, person wasn't working at the time,
19:59
Speaker 1: nigga is fucking playing video games all day. Like that
20:03
Speaker 1: is not acceptable. Okay, okay, okay, since you explained that, Okay,
20:06
Speaker 1: it makes sense. Yeah, that ship is not acceptable. What
20:11
Speaker 1: if he's doing interviews, right, he's going on job interviews,
20:14
Speaker 1: and then after he gets done with the interviews, he
20:16
Speaker 1: can't play the video game like what he's supposed to do,
20:18
Speaker 1: like until they all need to be cut. Nigga, these
20:23
Speaker 1: clothes need to be why it's something else you could
20:25
Speaker 1: be doing, right, I don't understand that. What So okay,
20:29
Speaker 1: let me ask you out. This interview has been flipped.
20:31
Speaker 1: What are their roles? Are their roles between a man
20:34
Speaker 1: and a woman in the house whatever they side decide
20:36
Speaker 1: them to be. And it just depends on the dynamic
20:39
Speaker 1: of that relationship if both people are you know, uh,
20:43
Speaker 1: individual contributors to the big pot. All responsibilities should be
20:47
Speaker 1: on everybody, but we already know like oftentimes women may
20:51
Speaker 1: take the bunt of the household responsibilities. You think, so yeah, man,
20:57
Speaker 1: y'all just say y'all need to bring money to the
20:58
Speaker 1: house and the digging and that's all women think men
21:01
Speaker 1: should do. No, I want you to do all kind
21:04
Speaker 1: of shit in here. I hate I hate washing dishes,
21:07
Speaker 1: help me with this ship. I hate cleaning toilets, see
21:11
Speaker 1: because it's a lot of times. I don't think it's
21:13
Speaker 1: any roles in the house. I don't think a woman
21:16
Speaker 1: has a specific role. I don't think a man has
21:18
Speaker 1: a specific role. I just think as an adult, you
21:21
Speaker 1: know how to you should know how to be responsible.
21:23
Speaker 1: And take care of your house. Whether it's if you
21:26
Speaker 1: see his dishes in there, like you said, you don't
21:28
Speaker 1: like to do dishes. If you see his dishes, wash
21:30
Speaker 1: the dishes. You gotta ask nobody else to do dishes. Dishes. Now,
21:33
Speaker 1: if it's something like some women don't like going to
21:36
Speaker 1: get the oil change or pumping gas or something like that,
21:39
Speaker 1: just being a gentleman, Okay, yeah, I'll take your car
21:42
Speaker 1: to get the oil change or pump gas if I'm
21:44
Speaker 1: in the car with you. But don't you drive past
21:46
Speaker 1: toy gas stations. Come to the house and tell me
21:48
Speaker 1: to go get you some goddamn gas, because I'm not
21:50
Speaker 1: gonna do it. How are you gonna know I drove
21:54
Speaker 1: past two gas stations. Just take your ass to the gas.
21:56
Speaker 1: See get out, it's light outside the suns love, get
22:00
Speaker 1: your as that car. Swape your look card and gonna
22:03
Speaker 1: put about ten dollars in this. I want to slape
22:05
Speaker 1: your card. Then give me that cost Sam's Club card.
22:10
Speaker 1: And you've got that deit card, nigger. Oh my god.
22:15
Speaker 1: This is why I like when I like when men
22:18
Speaker 1: like feel my gas tank up, and I like that
22:21
Speaker 1: ship too. I like when they can sneak money on
22:23
Speaker 1: my person, but don't say nothing about it, just going
22:25
Speaker 1: my person is like surprised, I kind of well, still
22:31
Speaker 1: give you cash because we got cash. Mr Willily be
22:37
Speaker 1: putting that money in my purse. Mr Willie always leave
22:40
Speaker 1: me some money on my person. And we were stole
22:44
Speaker 1: in the streets niggers. We have me peeling off cash.
22:49
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm sick of y'all. We like nigger to be
22:55
Speaker 1: having them not man turn on. We like money phones.
23:01
Speaker 1: Then leave a money phone in my purse. Phone it's germs,
23:05
Speaker 1: it's COVID that. Now I'll give an high come just
23:10
Speaker 1: do it. Ship the positive emails. I said, all that
23:15
Speaker 1: would you like for the man to do? What do
23:16
Speaker 1: y'all do for the man to whatever? Whatever he would like?
23:20
Speaker 1: I see that you're gonna try and throw a little puss.
23:22
Speaker 1: How about want done? Listen you you need a little dog.
23:36
Speaker 1: Let me let me tell you. I do whatever needs
23:39
Speaker 1: to be done period. That I'm saying, that is saying
23:43
Speaker 1: something whatever needs to be done in your in your household.
23:46
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. Yeah, Like what y'all just you
23:50
Speaker 1: just gave me a list. You literally just gave me
23:53
Speaker 1: a list of what you want like for the man
23:55
Speaker 1: for you. But your answer, your rebuttal to that is
23:58
Speaker 1: what you like to do is because I would gonna
24:00
Speaker 1: put my own gas. I'll sketching my own all change
24:02
Speaker 1: like I'll do all that ship too. It's just nice
24:04
Speaker 1: to have somebody else to do it. Of course you
24:07
Speaker 1: put money in his wallet. No, I ain't put no
24:10
Speaker 1: money in Ill paid for breakfast naked, so you can't.
24:16
Speaker 1: So you can't throw a little up. So I'll get
24:17
Speaker 1: the shooters about to draw. Listen, i will put yes,
24:23
Speaker 1: I'm talking about I'll talk about at all right, And
24:26
Speaker 1: she had to catch herself that. She was like, you
24:27
Speaker 1: know what, I'm working her take this ahead and go no, no,
24:43
Speaker 1: no no. I remember a time where my my boyfriend
24:46
Speaker 1: at the time, his money was real tight and we
24:48
Speaker 1: had planning a um. He had planned a date night
24:51
Speaker 1: for us, but then his money went right, so before
24:54
Speaker 1: we left the house, I gave him the money to
24:57
Speaker 1: take us out to put a well you know, he
25:01
Speaker 1: planned it, and then like some famili ship came up
25:03
Speaker 1: that he had to take care of you. If you
25:07
Speaker 1: got money where your reserve money gonna mess up your
25:09
Speaker 1: regular money, why are you playing a date? Well, that's
25:12
Speaker 1: just it wasn't messing it up when he initially started planning.
25:15
Speaker 1: That's what I'm hearing. Yeah, yeah, how bad. It can't
25:19
Speaker 1: cover what did go it was. It got real bad,
25:23
Speaker 1: It got real money. Yeah, money was tight tight. Think
25:28
Speaker 1: y'all couldn't go to cook out or nothing. No, we
25:30
Speaker 1: wasn't going to no motherfuckering cookout. Birthey don't play with me.
25:33
Speaker 1: That's a date. That is a date. Okay, let's just say.
25:35
Speaker 1: I ain't never been on a cookout date. By the way,
25:38
Speaker 1: you did your big dog, so you like my big dog? Yeah? Yeah,
25:46
Speaker 1: we all going out on first dates, y'all taking uh
25:50
Speaker 1: is a Starbucks first date? Deceptable for you? Starbucks? I
25:53
Speaker 1: don't even drink coffee. Um, no, that's not the first
25:57
Speaker 1: date for me. What y'all I had? Guy has invited
26:00
Speaker 1: me to Starbucks though, to have coffee. Look at this,
26:08
Speaker 1: I don't know a first date because you gotta put
26:10
Speaker 1: some of my start into it. That's it. It's so
26:12
Speaker 1: dumb to me. First date planning is dumb. I'm gonna
26:15
Speaker 1: take you to a little comedy show, come to my show.
26:17
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, that will be a date.
26:18
Speaker 1: Come to my show, so you can't. And I'm here.
26:24
Speaker 1: You know I'm safe, so you can see how I
26:26
Speaker 1: operate in case this goes any further. This is gonna
26:29
Speaker 1: be what you're gonna be a part of. So can
26:31
Speaker 1: you take that? Can you handle that? Can you be
26:33
Speaker 1: a part of that? Number One? When I get all
26:35
Speaker 1: stage and the show is over, we can go drink.
26:38
Speaker 1: We can have some drinks, we can get some food,
26:39
Speaker 1: we can talk, we can walk to the car, we
26:41
Speaker 1: can have It's all about the moment. The date ain't
26:44
Speaker 1: about the setting. It's about the moment and what you're
26:47
Speaker 1: in and how what you make them come on. Ye,
26:50
Speaker 1: I like to be able to talk on the first date.
26:52
Speaker 1: So I don't want to go to the movie theater
26:54
Speaker 1: because like so, I wouldn't. I wouldn't decline eating and
26:58
Speaker 1: nick as Starbucks, but I wouldn't consider it at a date.
27:01
Speaker 1: And I only I don't even stop about somebody. We're
27:03
Speaker 1: gonna do all that talking before the day. So right,
27:06
Speaker 1: because you're sitting there, I'm getting to know you through
27:08
Speaker 1: text or if we met on a date. Now texting.
27:11
Speaker 1: You can't know anybody via text, that's chairs be texting.
27:16
Speaker 1: Hell no, nigga, I need you to. I need you
27:18
Speaker 1: to talk to me so you can hear my demeanor
27:20
Speaker 1: and high sound and high and I don't and I
27:26
Speaker 1: don't and I don't know listen. I don't know if
27:29
Speaker 1: if y'all don't want to hear the truth agressive, listen
27:34
Speaker 1: to me. Bro. If a nigga takes the time to
27:37
Speaker 1: listen to you about your day, that's really much pretty
27:40
Speaker 1: much the same. But y'all find a way to try
27:42
Speaker 1: to flip that ship every day every day, keep that nigga. Yeah,
27:48
Speaker 1: but I'd be wanting to hear about the nigga day
27:49
Speaker 1: like I like when niggas called me with like whatever
27:52
Speaker 1: happened with them to day? Like don't nothing be happening?
27:55
Speaker 1: Be the same thing? Don't have the five should do
27:59
Speaker 1: be happening? I had to log in, I had to
28:02
Speaker 1: put the charts together at work. What do you want
28:07
Speaker 1: to hear? What till I get home? So y'all don't
28:11
Speaker 1: have anybody y'all talk to every day every day? I
28:20
Speaker 1: got all that candidates too. Hey, I guess I was
28:23
Speaker 1: tripping there because I'd be like, why the funk I
28:25
Speaker 1: talk to this nigg of a day? Like if I
28:27
Speaker 1: tripping you want to talk to everybody every day at
28:30
Speaker 1: least ten minutes. I don't. But we can text though.
28:34
Speaker 1: It don't have to be verbal talking. I can text
28:37
Speaker 1: every day because I want to miss you. Like if
28:39
Speaker 1: I talk to you every day and you become my partner,
28:42
Speaker 1: what we're gonna talk about later on in life. You're
28:44
Speaker 1: gonna be partners. You're gonna be in the house talking
28:47
Speaker 1: every day. No, no, no no, Like if I'm at work,
28:50
Speaker 1: I ain't said none of this. I just said I
28:52
Speaker 1: don't want to hear it. That's me thing. I don't
28:55
Speaker 1: want to I want to miss you. Well, a lot
28:57
Speaker 1: of relationships get messed up at people get so clingy
29:01
Speaker 1: they want to be around that person all the time
29:03
Speaker 1: every day. I don't want that. I don't want to
29:05
Speaker 1: be around you all day every day. Give me the
29:07
Speaker 1: chance to me That's why I'm on the road. I
29:09
Speaker 1: love going on the road because I get a chance
29:10
Speaker 1: to miss whoever is my my girl at the time
29:14
Speaker 1: I get a chance to miss you, I'll hit you
29:16
Speaker 1: and be like, Okay, I made it in town, I'm here,
29:18
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And I get back home and be like,
29:20
Speaker 1: oh baby, I missed you. Look what I got you.
29:22
Speaker 1: But then the next day when I'm still in town
29:24
Speaker 1: and you come back and be like, oh what you
29:25
Speaker 1: give me today? Guess what happened they work? No? No, no, no, no, no.
29:30
Speaker 1: You need to hear what happened at work? What is happening?
29:33
Speaker 1: People don't like to talk to people to more, People
29:35
Speaker 1: don't want to see people they like no more. What
29:37
Speaker 1: the fund is happening? Nobody? I just said, big a
29:43
Speaker 1: dot want to hear? I just say you wouldn't. Yeah,
29:47
Speaker 1: but you know what you're talking about work, so i'd
29:49
Speaker 1: be talking about other ships. So I feel like, yeah,
29:56
Speaker 1: what is the what is his response? What you want
29:58
Speaker 1: to talking? What's his response? You're what's going on here?
30:02
Speaker 1: It don't have to be yeah, that's crazy, exactly. It
30:07
Speaker 1: don't has to be anything that happened today necessarily. That's crazy.
30:16
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, you need a massage. Well, we're gonna
30:19
Speaker 1: try to suck you think we want to watch motherfucking
30:26
Speaker 1: cars racing, spending Willie videos with y'all and ship like
30:30
Speaker 1: that or oh look at this touchdown. We don't care
30:32
Speaker 1: nothing about that ship either, but we just listen because
30:35
Speaker 1: y'all did, like, So that's a grocery store. That's crazy.
30:41
Speaker 1: The cabbage went up. So look y'all taking bitches for Thanksgiving?
30:47
Speaker 1: A nah nah no your girl, Yeah, y'all don't have
30:54
Speaker 1: a Darren fell out his cheer y'all. How soon it's
31:02
Speaker 1: too soon to take a bit some man, you don't
31:05
Speaker 1: take it bitches home for facegiven the what that that
31:11
Speaker 1: bitches are you taking? Like? You know how some when
31:13
Speaker 1: is it time to take your girl to your family?
31:16
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like that's something you're in
31:18
Speaker 1: a person. There's no timeline. It's up to the person. Man.
31:22
Speaker 1: Because I'm not the most family oriented person, but families
31:25
Speaker 1: love me. M you see what I'm saying, Like I
31:28
Speaker 1: have my own issues, but then my family that you know,
31:32
Speaker 1: pass and stuff I've gotten over, But that's not going
31:35
Speaker 1: to deter me from you know what I'm saying, because
31:37
Speaker 1: most women are very family oriented, Like they love their mom.
31:40
Speaker 1: They love it that I'm so different, Like I'm so different,
31:43
Speaker 1: Like I probably talk to my mama like three times
31:45
Speaker 1: a year, you know what I'm saying. Like, but other people,
31:47
Speaker 1: it's like it's in them. So you know, I don't
31:50
Speaker 1: have a problem with being part of that. Yeah, because
31:53
Speaker 1: because every every woman I have every day that mama
31:55
Speaker 1: daddy loved me. It depends like like it really depends.
31:59
Speaker 1: Like don't get me wrong, I love both my parents.
32:02
Speaker 1: Grew up with my mama and daddy, but I wish
32:04
Speaker 1: I grew up in a single parent house because just
32:06
Speaker 1: because of different issues that occurred, you know what I mean,
32:09
Speaker 1: when we were younger, this thing. But if I'm bringing
32:11
Speaker 1: somebody else into the fold, I'm gonna bring them around
32:14
Speaker 1: my family when I feel comfortable enough with them to
32:17
Speaker 1: be like, all right, I want you to know everybody
32:19
Speaker 1: that's involved in my life. I want you to be
32:21
Speaker 1: around every aspect of my life. It ain't no ninety
32:24
Speaker 1: day period. It ain't no thirty day period. It's just
32:27
Speaker 1: when that level of comfortability. M hmm. Yeah. So is
32:31
Speaker 1: it true that a man can take you home to
32:33
Speaker 1: his family that's still not funk with you like that?
32:36
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I don't know that you're
32:38
Speaker 1: not gonna meet my family and I don't with you
32:40
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, because that's a different part of that's
32:42
Speaker 1: a different part of me. I'll drive up to the house,
32:45
Speaker 1: running the house and get something to leave you in
32:47
Speaker 1: the car. No, No, if she don't go in. So
32:53
Speaker 1: here's like some of the mixed signal relationships should have
32:56
Speaker 1: women getting ship twisted sometimes right because that we think
32:58
Speaker 1: that damn, he invited me. He invited me to his
33:01
Speaker 1: family house. You've not been around his kids, you know
33:03
Speaker 1: what I've been for Thanksgiving? But still in a relationship. Yeah,
33:08
Speaker 1: he still ain't committed to you. But you're under the
33:10
Speaker 1: all us relationship a play. It's all a play. If
33:14
Speaker 1: you'd have met the kids. He wanted to show you
33:16
Speaker 1: that he had good daddy so he could tap into
33:18
Speaker 1: your emotions. To your side of it, that's the truth.
33:21
Speaker 1: Come on, Burpie, ain't little. And the fact that he
33:24
Speaker 1: could always use the kids and excuse because you don't
33:27
Speaker 1: met him, right right, baby, I got you know, I
33:30
Speaker 1: got the bulls. Damn remember the bomber just drop my
33:38
Speaker 1: kids off randomly out the blue. I can't meet you tonight.
33:42
Speaker 1: You know that, This is why the fun I don't.
33:44
Speaker 1: I don't do that ship. But I just but I
33:46
Speaker 1: just know, nugas, you know what I'm saying. I'd have
33:48
Speaker 1: been through a lot in life where it like, you know,
33:50
Speaker 1: I've been that nigger or I know what nigga who's
33:52
Speaker 1: done that ship it was, you know, So, dude, women
33:57
Speaker 1: be tripping on men just don't have integrity like that.
34:00
Speaker 1: I think it's both. I don't know, do y'all. I'd
34:03
Speaker 1: be tripping, I like, But the thing is I'd be tripping,
34:08
Speaker 1: but then I'll catch myself before I fall. Like you're
34:11
Speaker 1: tripping tripping about? What what is it that you're tripping about?
34:15
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd be wanting people to like me
34:17
Speaker 1: at the same capacity I like them like like that?
34:20
Speaker 1: Why I just be thinking, Nigga's supposed to think exactly
34:24
Speaker 1: the same way that I do, and when they don't
34:26
Speaker 1: get upset, I'm glad you admitted that. Damn bam solid therapy.
34:31
Speaker 1: But why do women feel that a man has to
34:34
Speaker 1: like them the same way that they like them and
34:37
Speaker 1: they have to speak the same type of love? Lane? Now,
34:39
Speaker 1: I know we're different. I know men and women different,
34:42
Speaker 1: and I just yes, I do, I definitely do. And
34:44
Speaker 1: then relationships, you just gotta find somebody who has the
34:48
Speaker 1: same definition of love as you do. You know what
34:51
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So if you won't be tripping, j please
34:55
Speaker 1: keep smiling, keep smiling. But I don't think you do.
34:58
Speaker 1: I think you have to accept and understand the other
35:02
Speaker 1: person's love language, because you might want to be loved
35:05
Speaker 1: a certain way, but that doesn't mean the person you
35:08
Speaker 1: with loves you any less because they don't do it
35:10
Speaker 1: that way. They just do it a different way than
35:12
Speaker 1: you do. That's what I'm saying. So then that that
35:14
Speaker 1: could cause problems. If if my love language is to
35:18
Speaker 1: see touching that type of stuff, and then my nigga
35:20
Speaker 1: is not smacking me on my ass randomly while I'm cooking,
35:23
Speaker 1: it's a problem, you know what I'm saying. So you
35:26
Speaker 1: have to find somebody who has the same speaks to
35:28
Speaker 1: your language very exactly. Y'all do too. The things that
35:32
Speaker 1: I feel like men men are stay in unhappy situations
35:35
Speaker 1: for long as time man for no reason. Instead of
35:39
Speaker 1: going like y'all try to fault us for finding our happiness,
35:45
Speaker 1: I had to learn, I'm back in these threets. What's up?
35:53
Speaker 1: I could I could be in that? You know what's
35:58
Speaker 1: ain't working? You said you'll be anything, I'll be right,
36:02
Speaker 1: I'll be right there end and like you know what,
36:04
Speaker 1: let me let's go, let's step away out. Remember when
36:07
Speaker 1: he walked away, he was around pitches in the room.
36:10
Speaker 1: He was like, you know, you say for me, you know,
36:15
Speaker 1: here's the third this I could tell like the end,
36:19
Speaker 1: the end game, make gonna happen, so a little I
36:20
Speaker 1: don't want to waste show time. We would appreciate that.
36:24
Speaker 1: We women would actually appreciate that. I don't know I'll
36:27
Speaker 1: do that. But when you do all, but when you
36:30
Speaker 1: do that, that's what all of a sudden, she wouldn't
36:31
Speaker 1: flip or do everything you've been asking for right for
36:34
Speaker 1: a week, my make it to the house. I got
36:41
Speaker 1: my house built. She didn't make it. Damn my ex
36:46
Speaker 1: I left the house. I kind of do people even
36:54
Speaker 1: know how to be happy with each other anymore? Nobody
36:56
Speaker 1: knows how to take the good with the bad anymore.
37:00
Speaker 1: I think that people have expectations. Excuse me, they have expectations,
37:06
Speaker 1: and then too, they don't verbally communicate without without having
37:12
Speaker 1: attaps attached anger or like some type of emotions. You
37:15
Speaker 1: should you should be able to communicate to someone what's
37:18
Speaker 1: going on properly without timid, getting emotional, getting upset you.
37:25
Speaker 1: That's the base of it, all of the things from communication, bro,
37:29
Speaker 1: you have to open your mouth. Both parties. Both parties
37:33
Speaker 1: don't don't set no expectations. Now, I know that sounds crazy,
37:38
Speaker 1: that that's not sound crazy. But when you set an
37:41
Speaker 1: expectation for a person, if they don't live up to
37:44
Speaker 1: the expectation, now you feel some kind of way to
37:48
Speaker 1: especially if you didn't communicate your expectations exactly. But if
37:52
Speaker 1: I don't say any expectation and I do what I
37:54
Speaker 1: know I can do for someone, and if they see that,
37:57
Speaker 1: they reciprocated, and I'm cool. But if I'm mouth is
38:00
Speaker 1: not broken, if I feel some type of way, I
38:02
Speaker 1: have to say something or I can't sleep at night.
38:04
Speaker 1: So if I tell you my expectations and you can't
38:08
Speaker 1: meet them, you should walk away, right, I agree, if
38:12
Speaker 1: you can't meet them. Now, some niggas out here just
38:15
Speaker 1: petty that won't do it just because like a girl.
38:21
Speaker 1: That's stupid. But if you cannot meet them, then yet
38:23
Speaker 1: move on. But a lot of niggas get attached to
38:25
Speaker 1: what they see, what catches their at They see the
38:27
Speaker 1: girl that they talk to. Oh she's so fine. I
38:30
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta do this. I gotta break my back
38:32
Speaker 1: to meet her expectations. Here them about your business. I
38:35
Speaker 1: would like that, get the funk on through, get the
38:39
Speaker 1: funk on through. I want you to bring your back
38:41
Speaker 1: to meet my expectations. And my expectations are so small,
38:45
Speaker 1: dog because I'm the catch. So okay, everybody, everybody should
38:51
Speaker 1: feel like there's a catch, not even that. I just
38:54
Speaker 1: know what I preached to the table, my nigga. I'm
38:55
Speaker 1: a successful black man. I have a degree, I made
38:58
Speaker 1: great money. I will travel verse entrepreneur. I can finde.
39:03
Speaker 1: I could give you the bro we can find it
39:04
Speaker 1: endly tomorrow. And I could blink and I look at
39:07
Speaker 1: nothing funny. Don't forget. Don't forget, you make bitches tap
39:11
Speaker 1: out on the dick. I ain't flying the we can
39:14
Speaker 1: fly out of hole. I'm when I'm like, I'm proud
39:18
Speaker 1: of it. And I know, like that bring is brod.
39:20
Speaker 1: I know the average nigger can't do that ship. So
39:22
Speaker 1: I'm not sitting a situation where I'm not happy or
39:24
Speaker 1: at peace about I'm just not. I don't happen. I'd
39:28
Speaker 1: have been unhappy in life for so long. Uh huh,
39:31
Speaker 1: Like it took so long for me to pick me
39:33
Speaker 1: and stop trying to lift everyone and do all the
39:36
Speaker 1: other ships. So now I was like, my nigga, and
39:38
Speaker 1: and think about it, I'm not even upset about it.
39:40
Speaker 1: It's cool right right, It's cool today, so it ain't
39:49
Speaker 1: going high. I feel like it should go. I'm getting
39:51
Speaker 1: out of there, like I don't have to stand there
39:54
Speaker 1: because we have a different perspective because of the industry
39:57
Speaker 1: that when y'all know about it too, we have. We
40:00
Speaker 1: see women differently because we're on that. We're on we
40:05
Speaker 1: view things, we view relationships, we do, we view friendships,
40:09
Speaker 1: we view all that type of stuff differently than the
40:11
Speaker 1: average person because the average person will stay in a
40:15
Speaker 1: bad relationship or they'll stay in whatever a bad situation
40:18
Speaker 1: for however long, but we won't because it's like, hey,
40:21
Speaker 1: I got something to loose, I got a lot on
40:23
Speaker 1: the line here you feel boy, we're dropping gyms today?
40:28
Speaker 1: Is this your interviewer part of the show. It's so fun,
40:37
Speaker 1: these niggs right, the little things bells. We'd be right
40:49
Speaker 1: back stories because we've all been a dumb bitch at
40:55
Speaker 1: least once or twice. Show, right, h got dumb bitch
41:01
Speaker 1: stories and we got the Stimp series. It's just telling
41:05
Speaker 1: us about the time where you got played by the
41:07
Speaker 1: opposite sex. So either one, y'all got a simp story.
41:13
Speaker 1: Y'all played. Yeah, Darren, you know who I'm talking about.
41:20
Speaker 1: I said a name. I don't care. I name't Janille. No,
41:24
Speaker 1: go ahead, what did so? Man? She was a whole
41:33
Speaker 1: story short, but I was in love. Your boy was
41:36
Speaker 1: in love like that was the one that was gonna
41:38
Speaker 1: be the one. Like she she broke She damped me.
41:41
Speaker 1: One time I met. I was a year old in
41:42
Speaker 1: her she was a freshman. But my sophomore year I
41:45
Speaker 1: got with her. Then she broke up with me. We
41:46
Speaker 1: got back together her senior year, and um, I found
41:50
Speaker 1: out that it was a dude who went to a
41:53
Speaker 1: and T with us who was trying to pledge, but
41:55
Speaker 1: he would never cross they would never cross him. So
41:57
Speaker 1: he tried to start his own fraturnity and then he
42:00
Speaker 1: wanted to start as sist a sorority. But in order
42:03
Speaker 1: for the sorority to get started, three girls had to
42:05
Speaker 1: bust Dawn, three dudes, all three dudes in the same
42:08
Speaker 1: night and him and his to his partner and the
42:11
Speaker 1: three girls. They got three girls to do it, and
42:12
Speaker 1: my girl was one of the three girls. But this
42:15
Speaker 1: bitch was already a k A. I'm like, what are
42:17
Speaker 1: you doing? Why are you why are you so, y'all
42:21
Speaker 1: you cry? I'm triggered. Did you cry him? No? No, No,
42:25
Speaker 1: I didn't cry. I didn't cry. I'm trick. Did you
42:27
Speaker 1: fuck her after that? The same night I had to
42:33
Speaker 1: give her a goodbye dick? That's it. She had four
42:37
Speaker 1: dicks that night. Oh no, no, not the same night
42:40
Speaker 1: that that happened. He said night that I found out.
42:44
Speaker 1: It happened prior to me finding out. But I found
42:47
Speaker 1: out you ate that thing too that night. No, so
42:50
Speaker 1: I couldn't do that animal, No, I couldn't even kissing
42:53
Speaker 1: the mouth. She just took this regular old ain't no
42:55
Speaker 1: fourth play dick? Oh dad, you sucking through the boxes
42:58
Speaker 1: that they're gonna get his night? Three your jeans in
43:06
Speaker 1: the front, put a pillow over her head, and mother
43:11
Speaker 1: that bit. Oh I hate her? Why y'all bring this up?
43:16
Speaker 1: You cried, You cried when you came a little bit.
43:26
Speaker 1: She cried that night. She cried that night because I
43:28
Speaker 1: told her get out of my pop. Damn, you bust
43:31
Speaker 1: that pussy open and tell her to get out. You
43:32
Speaker 1: think he's gonna stay. Damn, it's three others. You're gonna
43:37
Speaker 1: stay with them? And I found out because the dude
43:43
Speaker 1: who wanted to start his girl wanted to talk to me.
43:46
Speaker 1: So she was the one who told me because sometimes girl, Yeah, hey,
43:57
Speaker 1: let me tell you, the real player. Ship is getting
43:59
Speaker 1: the nigger getting a woman without mentioning this other person.
44:02
Speaker 1: You got to hate on somebody else to get the dick, bitch,
44:05
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat you upon a man. Don't care how
44:09
Speaker 1: you getting. You can hate at you if if it
44:14
Speaker 1: just behooves, you can. I just have a piece of
44:16
Speaker 1: corner of a submitted the pussy. Please, just just just
44:21
Speaker 1: just to get me to the evening. Alys. You don't
44:25
Speaker 1: have a serious word, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta ship.
44:29
Speaker 1: It was what was I think a sophomore year. I
44:33
Speaker 1: was at the get Down to get Down downtown. You
44:37
Speaker 1: know that boy, bro? Yea, we went to college together.
44:41
Speaker 1: That's why we know these stories. It was a check out,
44:44
Speaker 1: like man, it was cool and I thought it was
44:46
Speaker 1: a vibe you know that college. Bro. Look, I put
44:48
Speaker 1: it head back telling the story. Hey, I ain't gonna column.
44:52
Speaker 1: You're gonna follow up with it every two weeks, bro,
44:54
Speaker 1: every two weeks, every two weeks. Bro. She the one. Bro,
44:57
Speaker 1: I'm done, I'm done with the whole. She so I
45:02
Speaker 1: definite forget it man. We'll just get get downtown man.
45:05
Speaker 1: Next level in the building, they was hosting the ship
45:08
Speaker 1: and they had it was a trade song. This is
45:09
Speaker 1: early trade song. This has just gotta make it trade
45:11
Speaker 1: songs like he even that bigger yet just kind of
45:14
Speaker 1: make it like his shoes with dirty air. So trade
45:18
Speaker 1: songs on stage or whatever right where to the front
45:21
Speaker 1: rocket because at that time, you know, he for gingering
45:23
Speaker 1: up Calada, you know whatever whatever close to you. Try
45:25
Speaker 1: to act like that's were cool. They hear you know
45:28
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I think up singing the song and ship, yeah,
45:33
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Him and the girl made
45:36
Speaker 1: I contact like, bitch, I brought you down here, like
45:38
Speaker 1: what did you doing? I'm bowling like that, hey, I
45:44
Speaker 1: bothered the ship. And then they can start singing and
45:45
Speaker 1: then they'd be like, yo, I want you to come
45:47
Speaker 1: come with me. And she's like me, you know, like
45:49
Speaker 1: what the fuck that with trad song? You're fucking like,
45:56
Speaker 1: damn trade songs. Stole your bitch, Mrs Steer, your bitch,
46:06
Speaker 1: she said. She said, okay, what's not what's wiping the mouth?
46:14
Speaker 1: When she said we don't do that, I gotta, I
46:18
Speaker 1: gotta all the life. Though about two years later, bo
46:24
Speaker 1: I got that revenge was there. I can see why
46:28
Speaker 1: why do you took? I can see that boy, I
46:33
Speaker 1: had to get out of there. Oh, what's y'all stories?
46:35
Speaker 1: That's what I want to hear. Now, we ain't got
46:37
Speaker 1: no stories. Look, we got one from our listeners though,
46:40
Speaker 1: m h, we're not told. I've done bit ship a
46:44
Speaker 1: million times any time. Mother's got damn show. All right,
46:48
Speaker 1: So we have a a dumb bitch story or advice
46:53
Speaker 1: needed from one of our listeners that says help. I've
46:56
Speaker 1: been dating this guy and after watching his I G
46:59
Speaker 1: story one day, I realize that he's good friends with
47:02
Speaker 1: this other dude I used to funk with and occasionally
47:05
Speaker 1: stow chat with over d M. Mostly I sent this
47:09
Speaker 1: guy news before, and yesterday the one I'm dating now
47:12
Speaker 1: sends me one of the pictures. I'm horrified, and I
47:16
Speaker 1: haven't responded to the message yet. I really want to
47:19
Speaker 1: say funk both of them, because we're supposed to be grown, right.
47:22
Speaker 1: Why is old boys sharing my news and the nerve
47:26
Speaker 1: of this other nigga to send me the picture? I
47:29
Speaker 1: really liked him, and I feel like I should explain,
47:31
Speaker 1: but I'm sure his view of me has been altered.
47:34
Speaker 1: Should I just take the l sincerely a dumb bitch? Yes, yeah,
47:41
Speaker 1: because because because it's one of them, one of them
47:45
Speaker 1: with a matter of fact, both of them wrong. You
47:48
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. If she chooses to share a
47:49
Speaker 1: new with you, my nigga, you keep that, you know
47:51
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And even if even if you're trying
47:53
Speaker 1: to tell your boy you know I used to talk
47:55
Speaker 1: to that, you can tell him that without showing him that,
47:58
Speaker 1: or you just shut the funk up and make sure
48:00
Speaker 1: to see if it gets serious, you say something but
48:02
Speaker 1: you like and then him sitting her like the dudes,
48:06
Speaker 1: that's some secure insecure you know, because everybody do it.
48:10
Speaker 1: So what did you get say for? Obviously, like I'm
48:13
Speaker 1: ship a little freaking let's see what's up. You know
48:16
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. But I do understand. I do understand.
48:19
Speaker 1: I do understand the aspect of not dealing with somebody
48:21
Speaker 1: at homeboard dealing with dep with because there's a million
48:24
Speaker 1: women in the world. It doesn't sound like she's in
48:28
Speaker 1: a relationship with either one of them. Likely clearly the
48:32
Speaker 1: first she sounded more serious about the second dude, and
48:36
Speaker 1: she did the first dude. That's why she's sitting the
48:38
Speaker 1: newde That's why todde the first dude, that's why he
48:41
Speaker 1: sent the news because it was like he's gonna send
48:42
Speaker 1: on news and no girl, he was in a relationship
48:44
Speaker 1: or he really liked an't gonna let his homeboy see
48:46
Speaker 1: it as a man. If I'm just knocking something down
48:49
Speaker 1: in my home and being like, hey bro, look at
48:50
Speaker 1: it right here there, girl, man still here. Look if
48:53
Speaker 1: it's somebody would be like, hey, I like her, I
48:55
Speaker 1: want her to be my check. I'm not gonna show
48:56
Speaker 1: them that right now. The other the second hit that
49:01
Speaker 1: sucking point exter. Why is he coming back to her like,
49:04
Speaker 1: oh my god, look what my friends sent me. You
49:06
Speaker 1: sent this to him? Like what you get your nudes
49:10
Speaker 1: from her? You know she a nude sender. Get yours
49:13
Speaker 1: my nig right, and you can't hand me down nudes.
49:18
Speaker 1: But that's but that's that's its second generation. Like that
49:25
Speaker 1: is for them, She said to say one of them, like,
49:29
Speaker 1: I know I never seen you're pitching. Why then is
49:31
Speaker 1: this nigga sending me a pitture? I send another nigger?
49:35
Speaker 1: Now you could have sent me now she would have
49:36
Speaker 1: sent me the same one. Then I would have had
49:38
Speaker 1: a problem with the bed, but she would have seen
49:39
Speaker 1: me something different. Okay, she care about me, y'all. Don't
49:42
Speaker 1: like recycled nudes? What no, but but I feel like
49:46
Speaker 1: women have a certain amount in the folder in their
49:49
Speaker 1: phone that they see it like I do. Thank you.
49:56
Speaker 1: She has always be the perfect And I'm like, you ain't.
49:59
Speaker 1: I'll just see you just said the same new the
50:03
Speaker 1: different niggas before having you me. Yeah, I just said
50:06
Speaker 1: the same new to a couple of niggas at the
50:07
Speaker 1: same time before. What ain't she going through something that
50:16
Speaker 1: that as of recently? This is a while ago. I'm
50:19
Speaker 1: just saying I've been scared to same news. Now. Man,
50:23
Speaker 1: I really happened to me this year. I'm not sending
50:25
Speaker 1: nobody ship. I'm not recording ship for real. Unless I recorded.
50:30
Speaker 1: You're not gonna gloss over that, Like you didn't just
50:32
Speaker 1: say that what you had some crazy ship this year?
50:36
Speaker 1: What was that ahead? You know to talk commercial break?
50:46
Speaker 1: What's going on here? Man? It's rough? So let me y'all.
50:53
Speaker 1: Would never put your old lady like on the internet, y'all.
50:55
Speaker 1: Having said that, like that right, Evan, I'm my old lady.
50:59
Speaker 1: No mm hmm, interesting up there there. I never okay, okay,
51:06
Speaker 1: you I would. I would never Yeah, no, no, only fans,
51:11
Speaker 1: none of that. I'd be performance. I ain't trying to.
51:15
Speaker 1: I'm giving a whole theatrical performance when I'm in the bedroom.
51:18
Speaker 1: If I know my ship going out and I'm looking
51:20
Speaker 1: at the camera, but I don't just about to say,
51:28
Speaker 1: I'm doing a choreography in the buns but like one
51:33
Speaker 1: and two and three and four, boy, what camera I'm talking.
51:41
Speaker 1: I'm biting the fun out my bottom. I'm doing all
51:47
Speaker 1: that and something my stomach again at the same time,
51:49
Speaker 1: stop a deep lunge, sticky. Yeah, you'll never use. Ain't
51:59
Speaker 1: worry you don't never use. Just dick is exquisite, ain't it. Hey?
52:07
Speaker 1: You should have problemated my dick. Dick rubbing the hair.
52:21
Speaker 1: Look at me, Look at I've been telling her a look,
52:24
Speaker 1: Look at the camera. Look at the camera. Say super
52:27
Speaker 1: fred to list. That's why they bit just be tapping out.
52:37
Speaker 1: They tied up up fucking doing movies with y'all. Last
52:40
Speaker 1: you see it is rehearsing. Say that again. I like it.
52:53
Speaker 1: Say it again one more time. For the listeners. If
53:02
Speaker 1: she's been drinking, not get them crazy right there? Every time?
53:05
Speaker 1: Every time? Do it now? Now? Who boy? Yes, sometimes
53:13
Speaker 1: when you asked a woman to come and come in,
53:15
Speaker 1: she fake it for you. That's what I'm cool with that.
53:20
Speaker 1: Ain't taking no nuts, man, I ain't with you if
53:22
Speaker 1: I gotta fake it and I don't expect it to
53:24
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna stop because I know you're lying.
53:26
Speaker 1: You got your sucking mica. I'm gonna keep going. I
53:32
Speaker 1: know you just lied to me. I didn't feel nothing, ma'am.
53:34
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Stop? It should be some type
53:38
Speaker 1: of evidence. Oh right, they're going to extras. That's a
53:44
Speaker 1: little too creamy to be mine. It was a mental
53:47
Speaker 1: It was a mental orgasm. Girl, look at the inner
53:55
Speaker 1: wait wait no, no, no, did y'all just hit the bullshit?
53:58
Speaker 1: The dam's head ship? Every mental orgasm? What is that?
54:03
Speaker 1: Just like gotta have the internal Yeah, who's not many?
54:09
Speaker 1: A lot of men are now practicing uh semen retention.
54:13
Speaker 1: So it's like an internal orgasm. Hm, you don't won't release.
54:20
Speaker 1: You just get to the peak and then you stop. Yeah,
54:24
Speaker 1: it's supposed to build mental stability. I don't want mental
54:29
Speaker 1: stability while I'm having sex. I don't want mental stability.
54:32
Speaker 1: I want to be stupid. Beats of you, not every day.
54:41
Speaker 1: First of all, he led, because if we have a sex,
54:43
Speaker 1: ain't no more blood left in my head. See, I
54:48
Speaker 1: should don't work on me. You ain't gonna ship. You
54:51
Speaker 1: want to get there and then stop. Okayt of fact what,
54:56
Speaker 1: I'm almost there. It's almost too late, so oh it's
55:01
Speaker 1: all sorry. Earlier, if I feel a comment, it's a rap.
55:04
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna try it one time. Just try and
55:07
Speaker 1: see what happens. If I'm in the last twelve shows,
55:10
Speaker 1: listen to nothing. It's going to stop that from nothing,
55:16
Speaker 1: literally nothing we can we cannot go back. But what
55:20
Speaker 1: if you try it and you find out that is amazing?
55:23
Speaker 1: You're just trying, you know how. There's some things you
55:25
Speaker 1: want to try to know, some things you don't give about.
55:28
Speaker 1: I'm about I don't give about that, like, so to
55:32
Speaker 1: explain this to me? So you get it, you get
55:35
Speaker 1: to your comats, I guess, and then what you have
55:40
Speaker 1: an internal orgasm, like you come in your mind and
55:44
Speaker 1: then you stop having so dumb like who thought of this?
55:49
Speaker 1: Who came up with this? It's gonna be a form
55:51
Speaker 1: of meditation for you, like you don't have like all,
55:54
Speaker 1: it's gonna feel like EU four you right, you know
55:57
Speaker 1: it's not. I've never know what you're unconscious for them
56:01
Speaker 1: folk seconds? Boy, what could y'all imagine if you could
56:06
Speaker 1: come for like fucking fifteen seconds? No, no, you'll be
56:12
Speaker 1: retarded when you come out soldia and will leave my body.
56:15
Speaker 1: My whole body will cramp up. I got ten seconds,
56:21
Speaker 1: maybe ten seconds, but fifteen No, I'm not that's way
56:23
Speaker 1: too long. That's shame. Look, we all wrap this up, man.
56:29
Speaker 1: I enjoy y'all, y'all. Yes, this is fine fun with
56:34
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56:38
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