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A Few Sneaky Bingos: Channing Tatum as Gambit & The Witcher 3 · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  fact that I wanted to have sex with my own daughter and occasionally Terry
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  nerdy all right guys I've finally finally done it oh you have what you're
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  finally a man yep I finally cracked the
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  top 50 for gamer score in Australia hey hey and what is that
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  score that's score would be at the
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  moment it is 245,000
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  34 not bad so I are you number 49 or are you higher I'm 50 all right okay like
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  I'm just cck 50 and I've got it by the person behind
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  me they that's still going to be a bit of a battle for a while I think but the
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  person in front of me there're like 5,000 away so I've got a while wow so
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  you still on your 70-day achievement kick oh yeah yes um I'm up to 91 days
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  now oh wow impressive W an achievement every day every day for the last 91 days
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  I'm like that too but with orgasms you're like that guy we talked
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  about that time yeah who uh just couldn't stop yeah I can stop I have to
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  control mine but uh I just don't want I just don't want to why would
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  I well that's great Luke uh it's good that you've achieved that um do you get anything
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  uh other than the respect yeah I mean obviously the listeners are all in awe but um every
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  now and again Microsoft give me a free game oh really that's all right well I
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  mean they give they give me one every month as well that's cuz I pay them well
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  it's not free if you pay them but I got things like limbo and you got limbo get
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  beta keys every now and again yeah I got limbo 3 on the Xbox One well they just
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  sent it to you yeah okay like oh Luke yeah yeah here's some free stuff yeah
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  cheers oh fair enough they probably listen to the show I think so yeah well
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  they're going to know that you you never bothered to review limbo so they
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  probably won't bother sending you anymore good point love limbo though it's one of my
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  favorite games yeah it's amazing yeah we've got it on Xbox one as well
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  actually I don't know how we got it I've got I've got on 360 and one yeah same
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  I've got it on on Mac oh yeah yeah ew
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  that's that's that's a great game but we should probably discuss something a bit
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  more relevant relevant something that's probably how old limbo now oh four years
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  at least a couple of years now yeah H yeah
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  uh geez I don't know I'd say
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  2011 yeah yeah sounds about right yeah yeah it's pretty old [ __ ] beautiful
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  that and braid came out the same year and I was like [ __ ] indie games
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  I'm playing through an indie game on the Xbox One at the moment called life is
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  strange which is this really bizarre I love that game yeah and it's basically
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  like it's like if you crossed braid with
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  Juno okay yeah you like a high school girl and she's angsty but she can also
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  turn back time to change stuff she does oh but it's very atmospheric it's
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  quite beautiful yeah the music in that game is amazing there are times where
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  you can actually sort of hit the button to go off and do something but I'll just
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  sit there and listen to the music for a few minutes before I even wor about
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  playing the game interesting well I'll have to check it out now definely it's a
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  it's happening a lot now all these episodic game so this is another one of
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  them so this is five parts um another one just came out king's quest mhm yeah
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  wow I mean pretty familiar with king's quest
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  this is just a
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  [Laughter]
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  [Music]
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  the first time you play it have no way of knowing any of
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  this and it it's entirely feasible that you will do something that will make it
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  impossible to finish the game it's true and a couple years ago I went back to
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  play all the king's quest from the start play through one played through two once
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  it got to that [ __ ] Wizard's Apprentice one it's like [ __ ] this [ __ ]
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  I'm skipping you you you need a walk through games were not forgiving even if
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  you have a walk through you can still get [ __ ] in it yeah so I used to play
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  um this text Adventure called Arthur the Quest for Excalibur did you guys ever
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  come across I know it I know it wonderful wonderful story based game it
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  was like a textas adventure but Illustrated and I had it on the Amiga
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  but I started playing through that about a year ago just for fun and on dosbox
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  and yeah uh there's this one part where I went into this little room and you can
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  kind of shape shift into different animals I shape shifted into this one
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  animal uh right and then all my stuff
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  dropped onto the floor um and then so I shifted back into a human to pick it up
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  and I did uh and then when I tried to grab my stuff it was like you can't see
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  it's dark and uh shape shifted back to the animal that can see in the dark and
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  it's like well you can't pick up you got no hands and I'm like I've just [ __ ]
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  this haven't I like old games are like well guess you can't play
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  anymore sorry buddy yeah well that was why like a lot of people didn't actually
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  finish games back yeah probably very true and why I had games like police
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  Quest and king's quest for years before I'd finished them yeah of course you
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  know you just get stuck there was no such thing as a walkr and You' just be
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  stuck until one day you put it on again and just fluked something that got you
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  further police Quest is a great example the very first police Quest right you
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  can get all the way to the end of the game and and if you forget to take the
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  radio with you yeah that's right and then you've got doesn't matter if
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  you save the game after that cuz you reloaded all you want you better have a
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  save from before you have to pick up the you do everything unless you [ __ ] get
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  to the hotel play through all those hands of cards you've got to play with
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  those dudes before they start trusting you and if you didn't bring the radio
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  with you you're [ __ ] you've got no evidence and you can go on
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  home yeah that was brutal but it's also the game where if
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  you pull over the for speeding and let her off because she flirts with you then
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  like hours and hours later in the game um oh yeah somebody finds that out as
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  well it doesn't [ __ ] you straight away it's just like no no no it'll let you
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  keep playing thinking you're making a lot of progress and then but you've already actually
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  lost well that's not fair because police can choose not to give a
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  ticket that game has some stuff though where I I don't know if that's an
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  example of it but it had weird like a copy protection like that for example if
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  you uh you know if you go to get in the car at the start and drive off without
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  doing a walk around with the vehicle yeah your wheels come off and you die y
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  like and and cuz it's in the man it's in the um the manual that comes with the
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  game the guide yeah so I you re copy protection that's a good I wonder if if
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  there's some stuff like that yeah like with that woman like probably says
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  somewhere in the G I know the one you mean yeah yeah who reads instruction you
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  had to back yeah back then I used to have a ritual anytime I got a new game I
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  would bring it home I would put it in without reading it first as soon as I
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  got home just put it in play just see what it was like and then that night I
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  take the manual to bed and then just read all the way through it so that the
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  next time I it was fun reading manuals back then like you get it they were
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  chunky and there was backstory and yeah it was interesting yeah now if you want
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  to actually read a manual they give you the link to it online and you can go
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  read the PDF and who's going to do that yeah yeah and it just tells you what
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  buttons do what yeah but you'll usually get an onscreen tutorial anyway so oh
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  yeah they hold your hand through the whole game now yeah I'm so sick of
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  tutorials we don't need them anymore I think unless you're changing some major
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  part yeah but do you really need a manual for
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  COD uh a tutorial they still have tutorial about Crouch here and
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  everything on the first level well yeah but they've got to assume You' never played any
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  yeah exactly or they wouldn't sell copies to new audiences yeah oh they sell enough
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  copies of cod I'm sure yeah there's no such thing as
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  enough in a free market all right well uh some gaming
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  news uh Razer the the company that makes all the fancy keyboards and mice and
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  then now gaming laptops and and whatnot
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  uh has acquired OUYA the Android console
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  that was kickstarted and has largely been a
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  failure uh in to the point where there are still people who backed it on
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  Kickstarter who have not received their console um and uh Razer has now bought
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  it and said oh they might be able to work something out um because not only
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  that there are a number of developers who are owed money by the
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  company so uh Indie developers um created games for the Ouya and I guess
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  we're given excl exclusivity deals or or you know the money goes through the Uya
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  store or whatever and they've been paid
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  um the first installment um or oh this okay this one here says they paid the
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  first installment when we submitted our beta um so I guess Ouya was supposed to
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  be funding the development um but anyway basically they've just said oh well that
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  company doesn't really exist anymore so that's that done so I guess
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  they do exist CU they acquired the company well uh I don't really know how
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  that works but I think it's just now Razer isn't it I mean if if Razer buys
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  the company they just absorb it into themselves yeah but you absorb all the
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  debt and bills and well I mean like I'm not a businessman but I've I mean
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  there's already been cases of this in the past where that's been an issue
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  isn't it where companies have said oh well I mean we bought the company but we
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  presented with that because I'm just not even going to
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  wait for the thinking music do you know what I mean like yeah in the tech
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  very soon there's there's Facebook and then there's everybody else that was
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  trying to build a competitor yeah to to Myspace uh and yeah the answer is sell
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  he even have a family I don't even know God you know I'll try and find out I'll
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  try and find out for next week yeah I mean if we could get some of these
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  yeah what try to find out what he was like when he was young and yeah yeah
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  hear some of it yeah God really see it from here unless
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  it yeah we learned last time it's very
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  very expensive to film things yes yeah very well maybe we could enter the
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  Serbian Lottery yeah we' got a pretty good chance of winning seeing as they
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  seem to know what the numbers are going to be ahead of time yeah we just
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  apparently we just need to bribe the right people yeah um this article made
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  me laugh and did you watch the video no I didn't video is pretty funny cuz
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  they're blaming it on a technical mistake basically what happens is uh so
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  people have been arrested for this and they're being questioned um the Serbian
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  Lottery which is apparently very popular in that country um it's a state R like
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  it's yeah it's the state run lottery so this is not you know this is this is a
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  big deal um what happened was uh the you know like the balls get picked out of
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  the thing and then they displayed on the screen and it displayed two balls in the
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  wrong order which meant that the second ball hadn't even been picked
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  yet so the number 27 comes out of the machine and the number 21 appears on the
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  screen and then the number uh the ball 21 is pulled out of the machine and it
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  says 27 and then all of a sudden the numbers kind of go H and they all change
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  to 27 and then it like Fades out oh wow so B it's very suspicious and they
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  they're saying oh it was a coincidence uh technical mistake oh yeah technical
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  mistake also prophetic it's it's pretty
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  suspicious but no one won no nobody won no no yeah that's because the guy who
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  did have the winning ticket couldn't cash it it would give him away that guy is
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  dead now but yeah the prime Min the Prime Minister said anyone involved in
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  criminal activity would be brought to Justice the path to prison is very short he
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  said I think he just means in general in Serbia so I don't do do you think it do
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  you think it was rigged or do you think it was just a coincidence it's pretty
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  suspicious I think the fact that something like that suspicious happened
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  and then nobody won proves that it was rigged like I don't I I don't speak the
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  language so I can't I can't tell what the presenter is saying she she is
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  speaking over it and then like I don't know what I don't know but if you I
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  watched the video how would you rig those those balls or spinning like crazy
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  how would you be able to read which one who know well how do you know uh Darren
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  Brown did it once yeah he did live on telion maybe the balls are spinning
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  around in the thing but the the thing that comes up actually already has the
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  ball in it like out out beneath the machine and it just Rises up through
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  them like I don't know that's there you go there's a guess that's that's one way
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  I would RI a lottery machine hang on a minute you should be answering this
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  question Luke there we go well we missed it Matt already got in before me W the
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  other brothers are doing time listen up yo it's [ __ ] crimes how would you rig
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  a lottery machine forget what I said okay you don't go for the most popular
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  um one out there okay that's your mistake the one that everyone sits down
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  every week to watch that's not the one you want you cuz you come too big you
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  want something smaller you want your local Bingo Senter right okay what you want to do
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  you just want to walk up you you just sleep one of the ladies with extra $5
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  when you're hand your ticket over look after me they'll give you a ticket
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  they'll see what ticket they're giving you and then they'll just make sure that
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  you get a few bingos during the day do you know how Bingo Works Luke not a
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  clue quite a lot of numbers it's quite a lot of numbers you got to got to get to to win
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  Bingo but but you know and and if you were relying on
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  somebody up the front who was just going to say you won when you didn't there's a
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  lot of busy bodies sitting either side of you we'll be keeping a pretty close
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  eye on whether or not those numbers were coming up for you and not only that
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  they're cranky old women who are the most most
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  like untrusting and yeah I think You' I think you'd be busted pretty
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  quickly I'll give it a good TR we'll find out all right look while we're on
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  [ __ ] crime um yeah cuz we do enjoy a good True Crime Story on uh on this
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  podcast and I'm not entirely sure what the crime here is but this was the most
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  hilarious news headline that I read this week knife wielding nude dude playing
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  ban subdued by police after 2 hour standoff
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  yeah so that's pretty cool I mean you know this is in this is in
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  Canada yeah this is in Vancouver and this guy was seen by a neighbor who
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  called the police because he was naked and carrying a knife the police came to
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  his house and these are like I'm looking at the picture here these are like the
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  cops in the the bulletproof vests and the helmets of those kind of tactical
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  units um he saw the cops ran back inside
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  ran out with a banjo and began to play
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  them songs for 2 hours before they
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  gunned him down with rubber bullets at least say heuse rubber
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  bullets yeah was he drunk or was he just a crazy
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  person I've got no uh got no answer to that no it doesn't have in the story
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  it's just well that's pretty amazing so really he's probably just cuz he wasn't
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  really doing anything that wrong well I mean I think when he came out with the
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  banjo he put pants on by that time which or shorts which is I guess sort of
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  saying I'm not doing anything wrong now but he is taking the piss but you can be
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  on your own property in the nude with a knife right I mean it's weird sure but
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  are you break the front I think is the you're out the front so it's I think so
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  within view of the street I guess I me if someone can see you yeah we've got I
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  mean Luke's an expert on being naked at home true obviously he's he's probably
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  naked right now like I am naked right now but I have the windows pulled over
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  yeah but even if they were open you're still in your own home and in austral I
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  could still get in trouble for that is that right well walking around in front
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  of the windows in the N if I yeah if I was if my windows were open and there
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  were people walking out the front who could see directly in and school
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  children things who could see in i w wo wo wo did you speically mention school
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  children well the reason why I say school children is it's more likely that
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  people are we going to get trouble no we are not what I'm saying is
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  it's more likely that someone will call the police on someone who's naked if
• 25:44
  there are children around oh well of course if it was just me walking down
• 25:50
  the street and I turned and saw someone naked in their house I would laugh yeah
• 25:54
  for me it's like oh there's a naked person any kids with him no it's fine oh
• 25:58
  [ __ ] there's a kid call the police like if if someone's walking down
• 26:02
  the street Luke's there in the window naked waving a teddy bear at some children you
• 26:07
  know that's going to be a problem no you're probably right I I
• 26:12
  agree if I was walking down the street and I saw someone naked in the window I
• 26:15
  would just laugh yeah yeah well I used to live opposite a
• 26:18
  hotel and uh you'd see naked people all the time constantly constantly while I
• 26:24
  was like washing my dishes and staring out the window I I will admit when I'm staying
• 26:29
  in a hotel I'm bit more free with not closing the blinds walking around on the
• 26:34
  yeah part of the experience yeah who's going to know who I
• 26:40
  am well you forget Luke you're a celebrity that's right can't wait for that day someone
• 26:47
  ask for an autograph while you're naked on your balcony yeah just ejaculated
• 26:51
  into them and say there's your [Music] autograph Jesus is that what Mark Hamill
• 26:57
  does yeah he does something similar have you guys had a look at these Mar is out
• 27:03
  there ruining your Star Wars cards with fantastic autographs they're pretty funny I like
• 27:09
  them yeah I wouldn't be upset if he did this tomorrow not at all so somebody on
• 27:13
  um imager has put together a collection
• 27:16
  of Mark HL autographed cards and
• 27:21
  um they have things like well now I get to go to tshi station whenever I
• 27:26
  want yeah or this Vader guy's a loser hope he doesn't have
• 27:32
  kids I think my favorite is probably this it's Luke standing next to the
• 27:36
  moisture vaporator and Hamill's written world's largest bong for sale call Luke
• 27:42
  555 weed and that's what he does when people
• 27:48
  ask him for an autograph see the reason I like this so much is that I had heard
• 27:54
  that he wasn't a very funny guy and that he he's very serious he doesn't like
• 28:01
  kind of he doesn't like toilet humor basically and I know this isn't toilet
• 28:04
  humor as such but it is it kind of shows that I mean clearly he does have a sense
• 28:09
  of humor I think this is pretty funny yeah and some of these are not like that
• 28:12
  particularly that that world's largest bong is not something that based on what
• 28:16
  I'd heard I'd expect Mark Hill to write totally on a card yeah that's
• 28:20
  right so you thought he didn't have a sense of humor because he's done work
• 28:25
  with like Kevin Smith and things so I thought that he would have you know
• 28:29
  you're probably right I just read that uh he he did an episode of Robot Chicken
• 28:34
  um and he said that he really doesn't like their humor the toilet I I'll be
• 28:38
  honest though [ __ ] hate Robot Chicken you know what maybe I'm just not hate
• 28:44
  them so the fact that he doesn't like them doesn't show me he doesn't have a
• 28:48
  sense of humor shows me that possibly he's intelligent and
• 28:53
  witty yeah probably true but yeah these are great I like them there's one
• 28:58
  further down in the if you look in the comments underneath the article um where
• 29:03
  if you scroll down where he's looking at George Lucas yeah and it says yes George
• 29:07
  but just try acting to these [Laughter] scripts but I love the print on this
• 29:13
  card George Lucas directs his counterpart loot like how is Luke his
• 29:19
  counterpart yeah right yeah I thought Parkins was his
• 29:26
  counterpart oh Parkins why would you call the fat guy Parkins I
• 29:32
  remember I read this big long uh internet Theory by this guy who said
• 29:36
  that Parkins was um Lucas's way of manifesting his own hatred for himself
• 29:41
  because he was fat but he wasn't fat he was totally skinny when he made the
• 29:45
  first and so this article while very amusing uh was kind of ridiculous and
• 29:50
  pointless because at the time he made the first film he was not fat so
• 29:55
  no so there you go debunked instantly um another article that I
• 30:01
  found funny uh I don't know if you guys took the time to read it was this Batman
• 30:04
  versus Superman article look I I saw a little bit of it but this is a very long
• 30:10
  article no but I read it on the train the other day and it made me laugh and
• 30:15
  unun I didn't realize this was a Gawker site uh when I posted it so I apologize
• 30:20
  for that I don't like linking to Gawker sites even though we linked to I9 as
• 30:23
  well but um this is an article written by Alberto ni who who is a I guess a
• 30:29
  Superman fan uh the but the comic Superman and the article is basically
• 30:34
  about uh in an amusing way um all the
• 30:38
  Hoops they have to jump through to make uh Batman fighting Superman um a
• 30:45
  possible and B to make it so that you're rooting for Batman because both of those
• 30:51
  are ridiculous premises yeah cuz you can't root for Superman because you
• 30:54
  can't be like well just Crush that dude yeah fine like we've seen you do in any way
• 31:01
  you look at it Superman is the better man unless they do something like and he
• 31:07
  points out as well people he said people go on about how Frank Miller was a
• 31:10
  genius but he was actually a [ __ ] Maniac because in his uh was it the Dark
• 31:15
  Knight Returns when Batman fights Superman he had to make Superman into the biggest
• 31:22
  villain in in in weird Ridiculous Ways and also weaken him with like crypto
• 31:28
  night and and some he had to resolve some nuclear issue so that he's very
• 31:32
  weak just in order to make it so that Batman can even feasibly confront him
• 31:37
  without without being stupid just getting a fist like right through his
• 31:43
  face yeah and yeah and in no world is
• 31:47
  Batman like Batman sounds cool but when you think about it he's not he's a
• 31:52
  psycho yeah like Batman is a psychopath like
• 31:58
  and even giving him the the benefit of the doubt with his parents having been
• 32:02
  murdered he's still a psychopath yeah a lot of people's parents get murdered and
• 32:05
  they don't kind of dress up and hang out at night on the streets and right and
• 32:10
  what he his point is that this man is so rich that he doesn't have to work he's
• 32:14
  just got infinite money and the best thing he can come up with to try and
• 32:18
  solve the problems of Gotham City is to research military weapons so that he can
• 32:23
  dress up in a silly costume and Bash [ __ ] out of people Rob convenience
• 32:28
  stores so true yeah so it's it's a very funny article I liked it it amused me and uh
• 32:35
  yeah it was just about how um about he raised an interesting point
• 32:40
  actually and I I kind of disagree with him in a way um you do have to make
• 32:44
  Superman a bad guy a very very bad guy in order to make Batman the better man
• 32:49
  sure I agree with that um but he talks about how the Superman in this is silly
• 32:54
  but I it makes it made me wonder does you people said a Superman in Man of
• 32:59
  Steel didn't care about people and and you know he was destroyed the whole city
• 33:03
  and all that kind of stuff and it turns out now that's what this Batman vers
• 33:06
  Superman film is about the fact that Batman's like [ __ ] you dude and so it
• 33:11
  made me think you know like cuz I I I said oh Zach sh have [ __ ] that up like
• 33:16
  that's just not Superman but it makes me wonder maybe he did do it on purpose
• 33:20
  because that's the only way they could make this Batman vers Superman film not
• 33:24
  rid yeah I suppose that's true if if in the first one it'd be the kind of
• 33:28
  Richard Donna kind of Superman then by the time he comes to fight Batman you're
• 33:31
  just like well Batman [ __ ] back off yeah jealous Batman what the [ __ ]
• 33:36
  exactly yeah so I don't know that made me think along those lines maybe yeah
• 33:40
  maybe there was method to the to the the only thing that I think takes the wind
• 33:44
  out of the sales of this guy and and this is probably one of the reasons I
• 33:48
  stopped reading it was that he admits in the first paragraph that he hasn't
• 33:51
  actually seen any of these films and not that I can really fault the guy for that
• 33:54
  because we do a lot of reviews on this podcast without having seen the films
• 33:58
  but you can't really write a detailed analysis that critics critiques
• 34:02
  something if if if you haven't seen
• 34:05
  it no I agree not that he's wrong no no I mean yeah I just thought it was it was
• 34:12
  a funny funny uh kind of tear down of the whole whole thing I mean because I
• 34:18
  mean you could do this with any superhero the superheroes are just silly
• 34:21
  but um yeah it's just funny like obviously Batman's ridiculous they're
• 34:26
  all ridiculous like yeah but uh last night I did eat at
• 34:32
  a superhero themed restaurant which was ridiculously
• 34:37
  awesome was it I saw a lot of photos yeah I saw a lot of Iron Man stuff is it
• 34:42
  funny thing was it was completely uh void of of of any
• 34:47
  continuity right and they were mixing uh superhero genres they were mixing
• 34:53
  superhero um licensing you know there was Marvel stuff and stuff there was
• 34:58
  movie and comic book um there was just absolutely but the the ceiling was
• 35:05
  covered in guns like it was it was just just cool stuff like that you know yeah
• 35:12
  right yeah I had Red Skull cocktail and it came in a skull so that was pretty oh
• 35:17
  I saw that yeah that was
• 35:20
  great yeah well I mean look maybe they got a bit lost in the theme but whatever
• 35:26
  it looked pretty cool and I wanted to take a lot more pictures than I did but
• 35:30
  the thing was that I thought was funny is that from the outside it's just
• 35:32
  called the hero cafe or something like that no mention of any kind of licensed
• 35:37
  characters and there's nothing on the outside of the building that would
• 35:40
  suggest they're in breach of copyright in any way and then you walk into this veritable
• 35:46
  cornicopia of of stolen merchandise maybe that's why they're not
• 35:51
  advertising it outside yeah are you allowed to do that though like if I own
• 35:56
  a cafe and I've I mean cuz I've got a lot of I got a lot of [ __ ] in my house
• 35:59
  about you know like for example looking looking at my desk now I've got a clap
• 36:02
  trap here right can I make can I open a cafe and pop clap trap up on the counter
• 36:08
  as a decoration am I allowed to do that I think you can but if you call it the
• 36:11
  um the Borderlands Cafe then you probably can't right okay
• 36:18
  okay interesting I would it's not just clear anymore what's that it's not as clear to
• 36:24
  me what you are you are allowed to do what you're not anymore with this whole
• 36:27
  par thing oh the world's a crazy Place yeah there's there's fair use
• 36:32
  laws there's also crit review laws so so when I I was producing a series a couple
• 36:38
  of years ago and we wanted to get a whole bunch of rights to show clips and
• 36:43
  we didn't want to pay for them and basically we learned that we could do
• 36:46
  that for free if we were parodying it or reviewing
• 36:51
  it right but I see any other context you got to pay and it's like um I know with the
• 36:57
  Olympics like uh news programs they're allowed to show cuz some station will
• 37:03
  buy the rights to it but news shows are allowed to show parts of it and I think
• 37:07
  like with the 100 meter sprint they're allowed to show 8 Seconds of it like
• 37:12
  they can't show 10 seconds it's all timing comes down to so
• 37:18
  weird yeah I don't understand hopefully we just don't get
• 37:23
  sued I don't think anyone's gonna sue us we're pretty small fish
• 37:29
  we finally on superheroes yeah exactly we I don't think anyone could argue that that
• 37:36
  people are taking us seriously um finally on superheroes uh Luke uh can you pronounce
• 37:43
  the name of this actor that's playing Gambit for me what's his name again it
• 37:47
  is chanam tat [Laughter] [Music]
• 37:54
  ahting who the [ __ ] is chan oh Chan
• 38:00
  isan seriously who the [ __ ] is Chan I don't know who chanting
• 38:06
  isan he is the worst pick for he's not a
• 38:12
  great pick for git is he because he's not like a tall thin raish
• 38:18
  Frenchman yeah exactly and even if you wanted to leave Frenchman out of it I
• 38:23
  mean there's a lot of people that would have been a better pick for this
• 38:29
  I mean he's not a bad actor from what I understand i't seen him in a lot of
• 38:32
  stuff I don't I don't mind him but he's just he's not Gambit I go out of my way
• 38:36
  to watch Chan and tting movies but chanting his name is Channing Tatum
• 38:43
  whatever uh did you see he did an AMA a while ago and um apparently he gets
• 38:48
  called all sorts of variations on his name all the time so we're not
• 38:52
  apparently we're not the only ones to um screw that up my favorite of those was
• 38:57
  when um uh Matt Damon said that he can't go anywhere without people going oh
• 39:02
  hello Mr Affleck that's
• 39:07
  awesome you know I think he would have been a better choice to replace Hugh
• 39:12
  Jackman as Wolverine mhm than he would be as G yeah yeah maybe that's what I
• 39:17
  mean he's quite he's kind of a he's a Big Bly guy he's not yeah but everyone
• 39:22
  in movies is a Big Bly guy now you can't you can't have a weenie guy in movies it
• 39:27
  just doesn't happen well go back to my rant about Kyle ree being bigger than
• 39:31
  the Terminator he's he's pictured here next to Ryan Reynolds who's kind of a a
• 39:36
  weedy guy in a in a way he's like obviously he's built um because he's he
• 39:41
  works out a lot for the films um but he's not he's not as big as Channing is
• 39:47
  Chum tat CH Chum Tatum tring tating um Tang yeah I
• 39:54
  don't know ch ch yeah I don't know seems like a strange
• 40:00
  pick also is he going to do the accent I mean it's just I don't know no but I he
• 40:04
  was all he was all right in no but that's right but that film was so bad
• 40:08
  you have to do the accent it's not going to work without the
• 40:13
  accent unless they just change the character's backstory [ __ ] off then if
• 40:17
  you don't if you're changing his backstory pick another character to
• 40:20
  do no why they change it that much now is Rogue yeah I was about to say the
• 40:24
  whole thing about gamber is he's French and he's in love with Rogue
• 40:28
  like if you change either of those two things it's not
• 40:32
  gamb well I mean is Anna pin still making these films oh I hope like I mean
• 40:38
  replace her as well although you know what though they did do um who's in
• 40:43
  Apocalypse the new X-Men because if you recall at the end of uh bloody uh
• 40:48
  actually you know what no no no hang on a minute hang on a minute no because this is a fox
• 40:54
  film and oh no they own X-Men what am I talking about
• 40:57
  mind no they they they've got the anacin one yeah so at the end of uh what was
• 41:04
  the last one the one where they go back in time um oh yeah of Future Past Days
• 41:10
  of Future Past they rebooted everything sorry spoil spoilers like even [ __ ]
• 41:15
  Cyclops and everybody's back like they basically just said oh sorry we [ __ ]
• 41:18
  all that up everyone's back just forget about forget that happened yeah so
• 41:23
  presumably they're hoping to get them all back
• 41:28
  so yeah I mean guess I want Rogue to be real Rogue not that weasly little thing
• 41:33
  I I can't stand an weasly little thing you mean Anna pacquin yep I'm With You
• 41:38
  Luke I'm absolutely with you is this another girl that you don't like no no
• 41:43
  no no I want I just want the real Rogue yeah I know that tough Rogue from the Animated
• 41:50
  Series that's the rogo absolutely and the Gambit from the Animated Series too for that
• 41:55
  matter yeah as as pictured in the um the the top picture in this article where
• 42:02
  he's got the card and he's looking all cool and he's got that I mean admittedly
• 42:06
  strange mask thing yeah but they all did whatever they've all got weird stuff like
• 42:12
  that I mean if you've got powers there's literally no reason to wear a
• 42:17
  costume yeah true like Batman has to wear a costume cuz he has no powers the
• 42:22
  powers are that costume yeah oh unless you're Spider-Man you got to protect
• 42:26
  your family and all that jazz that's his deal just be better at
• 42:31
  not to protect him it's not to protect him it's to protect his
• 42:37
  family anyway yeah so uh chenning Tatum is
• 42:43
  Gambit and uh we'll see how that goes uh or we won't I don't know pretty
• 42:50
  bored of movies I probably will though I probably will I me I haven't
• 42:55
  seen Ant-Man yet no Nei of our no I wanted to see a man I've heard it's
• 43:00
  very good I've heard good things about it and to be honest there's not been a
• 43:03
  nextmen movie I haven't G and scene so I don't know why I'm acting like I'm not
• 43:07
  going to go and see this one yeah yeah I mean Days of Future Past I it was all
• 43:13
  right um wasn't my favorite of them but it was all right yeah um this Deadpool
• 43:20
  movie comes out later this year right yeah there's a trailer launching for
• 43:24
  that next week I believe yeah I'm trying to avoid all that because um [ __ ]
• 43:30
  people's expectations for this are way out of proportion like people calm down
• 43:35
  like it's probably not going to be as good as you're thinking it's going to be
• 43:39
  it's a Hollywood film just maintain those expectations a it because
• 43:45
  everyone's losing their [ __ ] over it yeah I mean maybe it'll be great but I'm
• 43:48
  I'm reserving judgment so who plays Deadpool uh Ryan Reynolds
• 43:54
  yeah there you go don't hold your breath people it's a
• 44:00
  last chance of playing a superhero right know he's got to stop him and [ __ ]
• 44:05
  Chris Evans Chris Evans you're Captain America now that's it you get no
• 44:12
  more yeah what Ry Reynolds has done three or two he's he was green Lan and
• 44:18
  he was um he was Deadpool in one of the Wolverine films but it was a [ __ ]
• 44:23
  Deadpool it wasn't ah it was a shitty version of Deadpool and so this one is
• 44:28
  not even related to that film as far as I can tell it can't be because they
• 44:31
  [ __ ] up his whole backstory so never I
• 44:35
  never got the Ryan Reynolds thing he's not a bad actor I'm not going to say
• 44:40
  that but I've never said to myself I'm going to go see a Ryan Reynolds
• 44:45
  film oh he was in Blade yeah he was in Blade three the [ __ ]
• 44:51
  blade so bad that's the worst I I I kind of want to watch it again just because
• 44:58
  maybe I've forgotten how bad it was if you've forgotten anything God bless
• 45:04
  you that movie just made no sense to me at the time may you live a long and
• 45:08
  happy life remembering very little of Blade
• 45:15
  3 uh so you have been playing alien isolation is that true yeah I have and
• 45:19
  it's funny because I wanted to bring it up in last week's show and forgot or we
• 45:24
  ran out of time and I'm glad I didn't because it would have been a very
• 45:27
  different review from today uh cuz I I would have said last week that it's a
• 45:33
  bit boring and it's kind of not all that fun and I was a bit disappointed with it
• 45:39
  but I played it again this weekend and I must say when when it gets really tense
• 45:45
  when [ __ ] gets [ __ ] tense in this
• 45:49
  game like yeah it's quite visceral you know I'm [ __ ] hiding under a desk and
• 45:55
  there's this alien who knows I'm in the [ __ ] room and it's like walking
• 46:00
  around sniffing me out and I'm like in real life just [ __ ]
• 46:06
  perspiring like not bad not bad what are you are you what are you playing this on
• 46:11
  on the Xbox one yeah okay cool yeah uh I
• 46:15
  mean it look doesn't look that good you know it could have been a 360 game
• 46:20
  easy and uh you know it doesn't really doesn't
• 46:24
  P it looks like alien I'll give it that like the environments it's really well
• 46:30
  done in that from that point of view yeah I mean look a little bit boring in
• 46:35
  in the sense that you're just on one ship so it's basically corridors and
• 46:40
  airshafts yeah I mean me I already I already said I already said I I kept I
• 46:46
  just thinking about Witcher when I was playing it I want to give it another
• 46:48
  chance um just because I need to sit down and play I got up to the part
• 46:54
  basically I saw the alien and that was it and then I stopped playing the game
• 46:59
  cuz you got too scared no no I just moved on to other things and I want to
• 47:03
  sit there I saw the alien uh then I just moved on to other things uh changed my
• 47:09
  Underpants and he wasn't wearing underpants yeah I want to give this the
• 47:14
  time that I think it deserves and actually sit down and like play over a
• 47:18
  few hours over one night yeah not just I can't ever imagine myself playing this
• 47:24
  again but I am going to finish it you know what I mean okay and only played at
• 47:29
  night atmospheric games like this wasted during the daytime wasted I give another
• 47:35
  shot I don't I have it on PC and I don't have a PC anymore because it died so um
• 47:39
  it's unlikely I'll be playing this for a long time so I can't even lean it to I
• 47:44
  can't be bothered buying another PC oh that reminds me I need to get rise back
• 47:48
  off you oh okay sure they've new achievements for it well if you if
• 47:52
  someone wants to lend me the the uh Xbox One version I'm happy to play it I'll
• 47:57
  only have the digital okay cool thanks it's probably really cheap I should just
• 48:01
  buy it but oh yeah I only paid 50 bucks for it oh okay yeah I also bought I
• 48:07
  bought Shadows of Mordor in the uh sale the other week too I got to get answer
• 48:10
  to that just [ __ ] Witcher three man never the game never ends I don't know
• 48:15
  what to do it's it's just it doesn't end so uh I played some more today I got to
• 48:20
  say actually I I have one negative thing to say about The Witcher 3 yeah okay and
• 48:26
  that is it's too
• 48:28
  good it is too good but no um if you do
• 48:33
  die in the game you have to you might as well go make yourself a cup of tea while
• 48:38
  the game loads ah right again because the load times in general are pretty
• 48:44
  pretty heavy um but for some reason if you die and you say load from last save
• 48:50
  game it must [ __ ] unload everything from memory and then load it all back in
• 48:54
  I don't know what's going on because it it it honestly is like 2 or 3 minutes
• 48:58
  sometimes is it just when you die and you reload not just when you change
• 49:02
  levels or whatever um it's it seems to be not as bad when you're changing
• 49:06
  levels and stuff so maybe they've optimized it for that kind of stuff and
• 49:10
  and to be fair I mean it's not as bad as Witcher 2 where I'm D I'm going to fix
• 49:14
  this for you what's that don't die well I said it's not as bad as
• 49:19
  Witcher 2 where you do die very frequently but but it is it's an open
• 49:24
  world and if you wander off somewhere you're not supposed to like will get
• 49:27
  your ass kicked and it can be very frustrating to have to you know wait for
• 49:32
  like I said 2 3 minutes sometimes to load I mean it doesn't sound like that
• 49:35
  much but when I'm when I want to play the game and I got to sit there looking
• 49:39
  at Lo minutes waiting for a load that's a lifetime yeah it's quite long so I
• 49:43
  mean that's my only complaint with it is that yeah the load times are you playing
• 49:46
  that on in that instance yeah yeah I have a question about Xbox one when I
• 49:51
  put games in for the first time it doesn't give me the option to not
• 49:54
  install them do you always have to you have to install have to install yeah you
• 49:59
  have to yeah because they're on um Blu-ray discs so I think uh it's just
• 50:04
  the data seek and read and that jazz is just not suitable for yeah right for it I
• 50:11
  think like it's not able to stream everything off the disc yeah it's it's
• 50:15
  really horrible it's not like yeah it's not before when you threw an Xbox 360
• 50:19
  disc in you waiting for a quick update now it's a I'll put this here I'll wait
• 50:23
  for it to install for 15 minutes and come back and in the case of dead Rising
• 50:27
  3 you wait for it to download 17 GB
• 50:30
  worth of patch Jesus so yeah but yeah I've started just buying everything
• 50:35
  digital so I basically start the download at night the next day I can come play
• 50:42
  it or I even I download the game I even buy the game on my phone while I'm at
• 50:46
  work and I come home and it's already installed for
• 50:48
  me that's cool that's pretty that's cuz you leave your Xbox on 24/7
• 50:54
  yep no it's just got the Auto on so it's always connected so it's not it's in
• 50:59
  that sort of standby mode so to still get all the updates and install
• 51:02
  everything not actually on on yeah right when it doesn't actually yeah it doesn't
• 51:06
  actually turn off Matt is Witcher three as challenging as W Witcher
• 51:12
  two um you mean like in a frustrating way yeah it witch two was quite involved
• 51:19
  you had to really be on to play it I no I don't feel like it is I feel like it's
• 51:24
  more accessible and it's more like something it's more like Red Dead
• 51:29
  Redemption than than how many ladies have you had sex with uh in the
• 51:36
  [Laughter]
• 51:39
  game uh three maybe more three
• 51:45
  definitely off the top of my head yeah I do you want spoilers I can tell
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  you who they are I wouldn't know who they are telling us which girls you
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  [ __ ] are spoilers yeah look no they are actually um not a
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  single elf so far oh that's surprising I know any any
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  unusual no no no not disappointing there's still hope
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  yeah yeah you just haven't met an elf the right elf yet the right elf haven't
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  met an elf willing to sleep with geralt I haven't met them right dwarf but I
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  will you will mark my [ __ ] words [Laughter]
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  so did you see this article about uh the European commission saying that they're
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  going to try and and make it so that uh all the online digital stores
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  everything's got to be the same price across country everything's got to be
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  available you know across countries none of this country can have this and this
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  country can't have that kind of crap um I'm all for that yeah I agree I don't
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  know if it'll happen because no it'll never happen different local
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  laws like yeah we would have to change our laws to adopt this and we had a hard
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  enough time changing it and not only that don't forget that some countries
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  have higher tariffs and taxes on things than other countries it's not just as
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  simple as going the world's of Utopia where everything is available online at
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  the same time at the same price for everyone yeah although would be great
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  let's I mean let's notr though far too expensive online of a sh need to stop I
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  don't understand and I I mean I assum this is probably the same everywhere I
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  don't understand why a a digital game costs the same as a physical one it's
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  same as with with like ebooks and stuff like that and I realize the answer is
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  probably because they don't want to make less money like that's probably the
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  answer like they make it as high as they think people will pay but yeah and I
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  mean exactly they're making more money because they didn't have to ship it to
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  me but they also they want to maintain this illusion that that it should be the
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  same price and and to be honest they cost fuckloads more than they used to
• 54:06
  here anyway now it's like 110 120 bucks for a new game now here I buy a game
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  online for $99 I can walk into any other store and pick it up for $79 you can buy
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  it online for probably 50 or 60 MH but digitally I get
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  screwed yeah because you pay the one
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  price so I I just don't understand why like same with a book like if I buy an
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  ebook versus a paperback why is it in some cases more because the paperbacks
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  get discounted at the stores because you know they buy them in bulk and all that
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  [ __ ] the paperbacks the the digital version is just 20 bucks yeah always
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  always and there's no shipping there's no marketing cuz the stores do their own
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  marketings and you see it there and then you go home buy digitally they don't
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  have to ship it they don't have someone ringing it up at the teal like there's
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  all this money that's being saved but we don't get to see it and to be fair to be
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  fair that doesn't apply to to Indies like because you can publ you can
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  self-publish on Amazon and a lot of those are quite cheap but also it's
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  potluck whether they're going to be any good because they don't have editors and
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  so a lot of it is [ __ ] so I don't know yeah there's something to be said for
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  quality control isn't there right I'd be happy to pay you know a few bucks more
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  for somebody to say yeah there's no spelling mistakes
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  exactly exactly but uh but on but the same token uh it's pretty cool that you can get
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  access to stuff that might have just been a publisher would just said ah it
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  doesn't really interest me so no yeah you can you can get stuff like that but
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  and same indie games are different because they just charge whatever they
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  want it's mostly just the big Publishers that are like I don't know like I don't
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  understand why an Xbox One game's 100
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  bucks digital when I cany buy it for you know yeah like you said even in a even
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  in a legitimate Australian store I can buy it for 80 or online a gray import
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  for 50 or 60 like come on yeah yeah there's something something wrong
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  there and no one can seem to answer it well it's because it's probably just
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  we're willing to pay it it's probably just I'm willing to pay it yeah yeah
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  stop paying then the there's the there is the aspect of and like I I still
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  haven't tested this cuz I only have one Xbox but there's that whole thing where
• 56:28
  apparently you can two people can play the game at once in the same house if
• 56:31
  one Xbox is a slave to the other Xbox or something yeah I haven't played around
• 56:35
  with that but I going to give it a try for you yeah oh yeah you've got two
• 56:38
  please do because I'm curious because that means in theory I could buy one
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  copy of something and then Jenner and I can both play it and I've been told at
• 56:46
  the same time online together we can play it and if that's true that's
• 56:50
  awesome and that that makes it worth it because it's you know we don't have to
• 56:54
  buy two copies of everything um but if it's not well then make him
• 56:59
  cheaper mhh [ __ ] but
• 57:04
  yes steam as well remember that time Borderland we talked about this before
• 57:09
  I'm sure they accidentally put Borderlands up on Steam at the American
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  price American price and everyone was like holy [ __ ] and bought it and then
• 57:16
  they're like whoops 100 bucks it was like 40 or something before that yeah
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  terrible damn like how's our tax and terrorists and everything that much more
• 57:27
  it doesn't work it's that and it's also this anti- competitive anti- competition
• 57:33
  or whatever it is you know like price consistency crap hav we got some some
• 57:37
  stuff like that isn't that um that don't do
• 57:43
  anything I don't know and the same thing with uh Fox to gets exclusive rights to
• 57:48
  [ __ ] so we're not allowed to get it on Netflix even though the rest of the
• 57:51
  world's got it or whatever [ __ ] off but that yeah that's just that's what
• 57:55
  Netflix will not be they will be slowly taking back all of the stuff they've
• 57:59
  licensed out and fox tail will die the death it deserves
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  Jesus all right right I don't I don't like Fox they want to charge 50 a month
• 58:10
  to watch one thing about
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  them oh dear well uh I watched a film
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  this week oh um which disappointed me somewhat
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  because uh it was I mentioned I watched Insidious 3 and I was disappointed by it
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  yeah so I was browsing around and I
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  saw now let me check this
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  poster what is that say there at the top oh it's written in some other language
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  so I can't see what it says I swear to God it says on the poster written by
• 58:48
  James one things I would do to James [Music]
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  one you're on a James Juan kick right now
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  right well you know I was I was really happy with uh with Insidious one and two
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  right and I thought oh okay this is a film by him not directed by him but
• 59:09
  written by him so maybe uh maybe this one will be worth checking out so except
• 59:14
  if you go to the IMDb page um so you're talking about
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  demonic yeah demonic yeah yeah yeah so I'm just looking at some posters here
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  James Juan presents from the creator of s James ju these are
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  all very Ambiguously written aren't they yeah and I swear to God there was one
• 59:35
  that said written by James ju and I'll tell you that it's not because if you if
• 59:41
  you look I mean maybe he has like a some obscure story credit on it because he
• 59:45
  doesn't even have the main story credit because when it finished right let me
• 59:48
  let me I'll start off by saying this film was fine it was all right you know
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  it was it was not that great but it was all right um but he definitely didn't write it
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  yeah uh because he he's not even listed as as uh you know screenplay by I think
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  two people and then Story by someone else so yeah I mean there's quite a few
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  there's quite a few people with credits on this and it's not one of him yeah
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  writers Max LaBella story will Cannon screenplay Doug Simon screenplay Max
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  LaBella screenplay so I don't know what was his [ __ ] role in this James one
• 1:00:28
  producer there you go so I don't know I was somewhat deceived maybe I deceived
• 1:00:32
  myself maybe I misread it but anyway I thought I was getting a James one film
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  and uh you know as this jingle States I'm I'm a bit of a fan of his now so
• 1:00:41
  Because You Loved Insidious one and two but disliked Insidious 3 you've uh
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  you've deduced that you're actually a James
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  Juan fan yeahh yeah because I like saw y
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  yeah yeah and I liked uh what else has he
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  done I'll probably like fast seven if I ever get around and watching it will you
• 1:01:04
  though I'm sure he he did that one I don't know I think he did that didn't he
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  fast furious s he did yes the seventh fast in the fous movie yeah so anyway
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  this this film is about uh did you like The
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  Conjuring uh I didn't actually like the conjury I did you like dead silence a
• 1:01:26
  movie about a killer ventriloquist doll I haven't seen it but now I'm going
• 1:01:31
  to is that for real that's for real it's a James ju movie what's his what did he
• 1:01:36
  direct it yeah he did he directed it he absolutely did yeah um dead silent and
• 1:01:42
  he wrote it with Lee who I believe he wrote s [Music]
• 1:01:48
  with okay hopefully listeners for next week I will try and watch this film that
• 1:01:54
  sounds great a widow returns to his hometown to search for answers to his
• 1:01:58
  wife's murder which may be linked to the ghost of a murdered
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  ventriloquist it sounds amazing STS Ryan
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  quanton Donnie Walberg
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  a wow and I'm sure I'd be very very
• 1:02:16
  surprised if um what's that Aussie actor who's in all
• 1:02:21
  of James Juan's movies now Ang Samson I'd be very surprised if he's not in
• 1:02:26
  there somewhere yeah I mean this doesn't have the best reviews and I also noticed
• 1:02:30
  that in the same year 2007 he also he did Death dead silence and then death
• 1:02:37
  sentence which that was probably somebody just misunder understanding something over the
• 1:02:42
  phone yeah so he directed that as well I've put you down for both those movies sorry
• 1:02:49
  what dead SS death sentence yeah so death
• 1:02:54
  sentence uh is a horror film no surprise
• 1:02:59
  MH Nick Hume is a mild mannered executive with a perfect life until one
• 1:03:03
  gruesome night he Witnesses something that changes him forever transformed by
• 1:03:06
  grief hum eventually comes to the disturbing conclusion that no length is
• 1:03:10
  too great when protecting his [Music] family starring Kevin
• 1:03:17
  Bacon all right I'm gon to try and watch both of these
• 1:03:20
  films John Goodman's in there too I can't get wrong with John Goodman
• 1:03:26
  here's the thing John Goodman has kind of pretty good taste I usually trust a
• 1:03:31
  movie based on him being in it or Le when's in this one
• 1:03:37
  too all right so I'll try and watch
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  death sentence and dead silence for uh
• 1:03:45
  for next week so that I can see maybe it's him as a director that I like mhm
• 1:03:50
  mhm we'll see we'll definitely find out he's directing The Conjuring too
• 1:03:55
  interesting yeah The Conjuring was the one with uh it was supposed to be a true
• 1:03:58
  story and it it wasn't at all it was [ __ ] that's that was my main issue
• 1:04:02
  with it um yeah that's the one it's based on a true story you sure it wasn't
• 1:04:07
  a true story yeah I'm sure it wasn't have you seen it it wasn't no didn't
• 1:04:14
  happen that's because it's it started out quite Moody and and quite cool and
• 1:04:18
  then at some point I was like well yeah this didn't happen so see I had the
• 1:04:21
  opposite of this uh recently I've been working my way through the uh the early
• 1:04:28
  films of Peter Weir right right and um of whom I am a big fan and I realized I
• 1:04:35
  hadn't seen his first film Picnic at Hanging Rock which is like a classic
• 1:04:39
  kind of old Aussie Thriller and I was like yeah I'm going to watch that put
• 1:04:43
  that on and I thought look I know and you know this movie is famous enough
• 1:04:47
  that I know it's about school girls that disappear right um but they'll probably
• 1:04:52
  disappear in the last 10 minutes of the movie uh so I don't know is this going
• 1:04:56
  to be kind of boring I just going to be watching a picnic for an hour and a half
• 1:05:00
  um well they they disappear in the first 10 minutes of the movie and the first 10
• 1:05:04
  minutes are [ __ ] cool it's really creepy and tense and kind of psychedelic
• 1:05:08
  uh and then it's just kind of a mediocre mystery for the rest of it but I I I
• 1:05:14
  became very aware at certain point in there that they were not going to tell
• 1:05:17
  you who did it right that there was kind of going to leave it a mystery and I was
• 1:05:21
  disappointed at that so the second it finished um I was on Wikipedia to find
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  out in real life what they came up with because you know the start of the movie
• 1:05:30
  it's like this is a true story um you know it happened in 1900 out in ballat
• 1:05:34
  Victoria all this stuff yeah it's total work of fiction based on a book which is a fiction
• 1:05:41
  book no no ties to history in in any way I was so disappoint you're not because I
• 1:05:48
  mean I know the conjuring is is based on you know an alleged true story like as
• 1:05:54
  in people claim that this happened or or something along these lines and the
• 1:05:58
  people Eden Lorraine Warren the people in The Conjuring said that uh the film
• 1:06:03
  took some Liberties clearly cuz like I said didn't happen well that's like saying that
• 1:06:10
  um are you allowed to do that I guess you are yeah I guess you are I mean you
• 1:06:16
  have to I mean at some point true story would actually be boring I mean if they
• 1:06:20
  say I well I guess based on a true story I mean it is based on a true story I
• 1:06:24
  guess and then but then the second half of the film it is just not cuz yeah one
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  of the main pluck keywords on IMDb is based on a true story
• 1:06:34
  yeah so yeah I don't know maybe I'll rewatch it with my new
• 1:06:39
  Found Love of James one I'll maybe I'll rewatching movies you know you
• 1:06:44
  hate fine all right Dead Silence death sentence I'll try that and what is doggy
• 1:06:50
  Heaven a video short that he made in 2008 I'll try and find that as well 2008
• 1:06:55
  eight that's not even before he was famous this is a short film about a man
• 1:07:01
  who died accidentally and goes to the heaven of dogs
• 1:07:05
  right okay Heaven I would watch that yeah I'm going to see if I can find that
• 1:07:12
  as well that sounds fun he's going to watch the entire James Juan
• 1:07:18
  filmography the next week except fast except fast seven you too good for Fu s sorry it's
• 1:07:23
  not fast seven it's furious seven okay [ __ ] so are there fast movies and Furious movies
• 1:07:30
  or oh yeah I think I think they just swapped them out like cuz one of them
• 1:07:34
  was called Fast was it fast six yeah cuz here's the thing there was the first one
• 1:07:38
  was called The Fast and the Furious but the fifth one was just called Fast and
• 1:07:42
  Furious and then the sixth one was just called like fast six or something well
• 1:07:47
  the second one was Too Fast Too Furious it was a third one called just
• 1:07:52
  fast enough just furious enough too slow too keep up they're making another one
• 1:07:58
  aren't they yeah it's called the very quick and the very angry of course they
• 1:08:02
  are they [ __ ] print money with these things I've never seen one really no
• 1:08:08
  never the first one I when I I saw the first one of the movies when it came out
• 1:08:11
  I really liked it it's directed by what's the guy's name who did he did
• 1:08:15
  like triple XX you know the one with Vin Diesel as well yeah I also didn't see
• 1:08:19
  that Rob Cohen Rob Cohen and um yeah what is he really yeah oh man everyone
• 1:08:26
  thought he was going to be I thought he was going to be a big deal he's going to
• 1:08:28
  be a big action director and then yeah can't remember what he I was he was not on my
• 1:08:33
  radar what else has he done lately oh he did GI Joe didn't he hang on let me see
• 1:08:38
  yeah didn't also didn't see that one he directed dragonart and dragon the Bruce
• 1:08:44
  Lee Story well I have seen both of those so some Dragon themed movies there uh he
• 1:08:51
  produced The Witches of Eastwick executive producer weird that's an
• 1:08:56
  oldie he was a producer and the running man oh he's been around he directed The
• 1:09:02
  Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor that was [ __ ] terrible what else has he done the
• 1:09:09
  skulls remember that movie with um pacy from Dawson's Creek he directed that
• 1:09:13
  skulls yeah yeah I don't know is this interesting to the
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