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FULL SHOW: LIVE from Fiji! · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hobanking Big Show Show thanks to crave Worthy street
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Speaker 1: food freshley made with Reburger.
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Speaker 2: The Reky Swingers Club has gone global thanks to Tourism Fiji,
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Speaker 2: the beautiful Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resorts and Spa and Fiji Airways.
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Speaker 2: The Fellas and our two back Bones winners Richard and
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Speaker 2: Nathan have landed in Fiji.
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Speaker 3: Fellas, let's go.
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Speaker 4: Oh, give your mad bars. It's great to have your
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Speaker 4: company on this absolutely glorious day in Fiji. You're listening
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Speaker 4: to the Big Show brought you by Reburger.
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Speaker 5: That's right, crave Withey street food freshly made with Reburger
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Speaker 5: in Fiji.
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Speaker 4: So good. I tell you what, just a paint a picture.
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Speaker 4: It is absolutely magnificent. Overheits about. I think Fellas, twenty
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Speaker 4: eight degrees Wow, twenty eight degrees is walking into a
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Speaker 4: heat wave. There's pools, there's oceans, there's bars, and there's
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Speaker 4: a stallion called Mogie right opposite me.
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Speaker 3: Get a your mad dog, your six son of a bee.
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Speaker 3: What a joy it is. Let me first of all
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Speaker 3: say buller.
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Speaker 5: Let me also just say that the racism alarm has
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Speaker 5: been switched off for the entirety of our Fiji trip.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's amazing here I've been we haven't been here
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Speaker 3: for very long at all. I've been bullied probably eight
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Speaker 3: hundred and fifty times. Anybody sees hitting you with a
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Speaker 3: buller or a bull of an arket, it's absolutely going
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Speaker 3: off and it makes you feel like you're right at home.
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Speaker 3: This place is amazing. We've had to for various reasons,
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Speaker 3: which we'll get into pretty shortly. We've had to pretty
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Speaker 3: much turn up here and get straight into getting onto
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Speaker 3: the big show, and we'll explain why soon enough. That's
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Speaker 3: a hell of a tease, Mogi. Yeah, man, how are
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Speaker 3: you going, Jason?
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Speaker 4: You're right, Yeah, I'm really good, thanks man. It is beautiful.
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Speaker 4: I love thing by the ocean. The reality is, I'm
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Speaker 4: a terrible swimmer, but I have this weird fixation with
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Speaker 4: being by the open water even though I can't really swim.
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Speaker 4: But seriously, it's beautiful. I can't wait for this next
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Speaker 4: couple of days. How about you, Keysy.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fizzed up to mate.
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Speaker 5: I had a quick debarcle at the airport, which we'll
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Speaker 5: get into as Megi you mentioned, But now that.
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Speaker 3: I'm here, once the show is done.
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Speaker 5: Because when you're doing these these obs, these outside broadcasts.
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Speaker 3: There's always just a little chance.
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Speaker 5: That things technological, technologily, technology wise could go wrong, Magi,
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Speaker 5: howdare you? And if I was on the Hammer it
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Speaker 5: would be responsibly as well, But there is there is
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Speaker 5: a small chance that technology wise things could crap out.
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Speaker 5: So once we hit seven pm, once the Big Show's
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Speaker 5: done and dusted, I will go full relaxed keysy mate.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good sat the Hdarchy Big Show week days from
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Speaker 1: four on Radio hod Iky.
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Speaker 4: Good shirt there on the Radio Holacky Big Show this
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Speaker 4: Friday afternoon. What an appropriate song, eh, Fellers.
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Speaker 5: Yeah Fiji Baby by good shit. And also, not only
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Speaker 5: are we in Fiji baby, we're all all wearing really
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Speaker 5: good shirts.
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Speaker 3: Yeah we've got matching.
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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, mine's it's making me itchy, but it's they
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Speaker 4: look great.
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Speaker 3: Yeah you look hot man?
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Speaker 4: Yeah? Thanks man. I feel I feel like a bit
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Speaker 4: of a small bason and to be honest, because there's
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Speaker 4: quite a big ship, right, you know what I mean,
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Speaker 4: So it makes me feel quite tiny. But since you
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Speaker 4: guys are saying I look hot and look amazing, yeah,
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Speaker 4: it's a very good fit on you, Joe, that makes
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Speaker 4: me feel much better about it. But you guys are
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Speaker 4: looking fantastic too, Can I say that?
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Speaker 3: You can say that?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, so much man good. A bit of a glow
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Speaker 5: on vacation glow they call it. But tell you what,
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Speaker 5: we had to get it really early this morning, didn't
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Speaker 5: we to get to the airport. I was up at
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Speaker 5: five am on the dot, left mine five point thirty
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Speaker 5: as I arrived at the International terminal at six behind
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Speaker 5: me and the six am haven't had a coffee yet.
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Speaker 5: I hop out of the car and Magi's uber peels
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Speaker 5: up behind mine and he starts a keazy chart at
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Speaker 5: full volume in the drop off zone, and I was
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Speaker 5: just like, it is so early.
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Speaker 3: I'm look on Keyzy's face made it all with while
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Speaker 3: he immediately put his hands up and said, no, can
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Speaker 3: we not. I was just like people were like looking around,
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Speaker 3: it's just one guy. Chanted I get very excited. I
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Speaker 3: get very excited. I'm very excited about this trapping, so
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Speaker 3: that the odds there were of me pulling up right
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Speaker 3: behind old Keyzy there, it just seemed like the Starlett lines.
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Speaker 3: I had to sort of fire it up there, and yeah,
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Speaker 3: Keezy was not keen on that. But after that things
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Speaker 3: have gone pretty smoothly.
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Speaker 4: They have, they have gone very smooth. I was. I
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Speaker 4: got up a quarter past four, right, because I'm one
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Speaker 4: of those really anal people that likes to be really early.
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Speaker 4: If I'm catching a flight. The last thing I want
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Speaker 4: is to be running late for an international fly.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I wake up at about four because the bird
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Speaker 3: that you still have outside my old house that would
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Speaker 3: wake me up. He's tracked me down. He was running
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Speaker 3: his goddamn yet there's and what's weird about it is
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Speaker 3: there's only one of those birds. He's not talking to anyone.
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Speaker 3: No one else is talking back to him. So that
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Speaker 3: I was up a similar time to you, Jason, which
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Speaker 3: was lucky actually because it meant I was on time.
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Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's interesting. I was like, because I used
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Speaker 5: to have a real issue with if I was getting
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Speaker 5: up early, I wouldn't be able to go to sleep.
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Speaker 5: But recently I've managed to overcome it. I don't know how,
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Speaker 5: and I just don't think I can not caring. Yeah,
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Speaker 5: that has to be.
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Speaker 4: I mean, I used to have massive anxiety about flying,
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Speaker 4: and now it's like car whatever, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm grateful to be able to fly and
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Speaker 4: go to places. And I used to get so wound
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Speaker 4: up and anxious. But now it's just like, oh, it'll
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Speaker 4: be fun. Well, have you got your pass?
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Speaker 6: What?
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Speaker 4: Have you got your wallet? Tickety boo?
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Speaker 3: You set your alarm. There's nothing more you can do.
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Speaker 3: So I set my alarm. I laid down, and then
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Speaker 3: I thought to myself, oh, have I set my alarm?
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Speaker 3: Had another look, Yes, I have, and then I'm off
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Speaker 3: to sleep. So if anything happens between you know, me
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Speaker 3: lying down and then meant to wakeing up, there's nothing
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Speaker 3: where I could do.
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Speaker 5: Can I just say I was quite intimidated. We obviously
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Speaker 5: met the great winners. We've got Nolsey and Nate. Yeah, her,
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Speaker 5: two great New Zealanders menus at the airport at six
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Speaker 5: We were through security at about six dirty, at which
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Speaker 5: point Nosey suggested we go to the bar and order
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Speaker 5: a few beers. Yes, and that he obviously specified responsible ones.
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Speaker 3: He did, but I was like, it's far too early.
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Speaker 5: Pugs had one, Mogi had one, Nosey and Nate, and
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Speaker 5: I was like, I haven't even had a coffee yet
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Speaker 5: or breakfast.
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Speaker 3: I'll probably wait. Yeah to that, Yeah, well it was
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Speaker 3: it seemed like the appropriate thing to do. Yeah, I
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Speaker 3: certainly wasn't going to be the guy to say no,
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Speaker 3: you know what I mean, These guys are the winners,
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Speaker 3: and you want to go back with them, going back
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Speaker 3: to their hometowns with stories about what losers we are.
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Speaker 3: So I was the guy. As long as somebody is
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Speaker 3: saying yes to them at all times, it doesn't have
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Speaker 3: to be the same person.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we can alternate, Yes we can. We can share
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Speaker 4: the burden as it worked.
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Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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Speaker 4: The Black Keys there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show
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Speaker 4: this Friday of afternoon, live from Fiji. Let's have a
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Speaker 4: bit of TV chat. What's on the Kelly with Mike Lenoguella.
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Speaker 3: Mulla, Hey Fellers. Last night I watched a new TV
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Speaker 3: show it's on TV and Z Plus called The Irish Effect.
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Speaker 3: The iris Effect, Okay, and this is about the lady
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Speaker 3: starts off and she's in hiding. People are trying to
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Speaker 3: find her. We don't know why. But it turns out
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Speaker 3: that she is good with puzzles, so more than just
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Speaker 3: your word or in your Sudoku's, you know, more difficult
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Speaker 3: things than that. And she enters a sort of online
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Speaker 3: treasure hunt, which turns out as a way for a
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Speaker 3: billionaire entrepreneur to find out the smartest minds find the
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Speaker 3: smartest mind of the world to help him solve a
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Speaker 3: cryptic puzzle that you get the feeling, if it has happened,
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Speaker 3: will be really bad for the world, right, And it
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Speaker 3: sort of jumps back and forward on the timeline of
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Speaker 3: her meeting him and then being on the run from
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Speaker 3: his goons. It's written by Neil Cross, who is an
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Speaker 3: amazing writer, amazing television writer out of the UK. He
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Speaker 3: now lives in Wellington. He wrote Luther starring Idris Elbert,
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Speaker 3: which is a huge bbside drama. Oh how hot is it?
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Speaker 3: You know? It's really really hot and it's it's really good.
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Speaker 3: I mean it's ridiculous, but it's really well acted, really
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Speaker 3: well shot, beautiful locations, and it kept me well engaged.
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Speaker 3: I'm going to give it three and an the last
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Speaker 3: five minutes really I've just been thinking, God, this is
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Speaker 3: bloody hell, this is good, and in the last five
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Speaker 3: minutes kind of cooked out a little bit. So I'm
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Speaker 3: going to give it three busies out of a possible
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Speaker 3: five busies that I reckon it's going to be a goer.
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Speaker 5: So that's obviously inspired by the fact that was it
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Speaker 5: Alan Sheran when they were trying to crack the Enigma
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Speaker 5: code to find the smartest minds in Britain.
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Speaker 3: That's right. Did the Cross with the Tough Cross were similar? Thing?
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Speaker 3: To find the smartest minds?
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Speaker 4: Yes, Fellas, I didn't watch very much last night. I
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Speaker 4: was busy packing and I was a bit distracted, to
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Speaker 4: be honest, but I did end up watching a bit
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Speaker 4: of muckbang on on YouTube muckbang, So can you explain
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Speaker 4: Hung Song's family?
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Speaker 3: Can you explain what muck bang is? Because it sounds filthy.
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Speaker 4: And muckbang is basically just people getting together and eating
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Speaker 4: an inordinate amount of food, people corey and generally speaking,
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Speaker 4: and I'm talking like huge feasts. I don't know why
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Speaker 4: I like it. I don't know why I watch it,
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Speaker 4: but I find it very calming and I'll give it
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Speaker 4: four point seven buses.
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Speaker 3: It feels like it might be racist, but I can't
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Speaker 3: quite work out how. I'll let you know what I do,
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Speaker 3: thanks man.
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Speaker 5: And it's the thing with that too, is there's lots
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Speaker 5: of slurping and like lots of loud chewing, and.
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Speaker 4: Yes, and ordinarily I'm the type of person that is
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Speaker 4: irritated by loud eaters. And yet yeah, they have no
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Speaker 4: qualms about slurping and sucking. It's a very I think
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Speaker 4: it's the complete abandonment that they have when they eat,
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Speaker 4: they just enjoy their.
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Speaker 3: I think it's meant to be a sign of enjoyment,
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Speaker 3: isn't it?
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Speaker 4: Yes, slurping and sucking. What did you watch? Keysy oh?
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Speaker 4: Four point seven buzzies.
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Speaker 3: Out of five? Yep, you already said that. Okay, good.
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Speaker 5: I watched the third episode of Traders UK Celebrity edition
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Speaker 5: of three in ZED three Now once I don't like
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Speaker 5: for these reality shows, but this one is so good
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Speaker 5: because of the people that are on it.
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Speaker 3: And I mentioned that.
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Speaker 5: In the first episode, Alan Carr, who's this fantastic comedian,
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Speaker 5: very flamboyant, very funny, he gets made one of the Traders,
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Speaker 5: which means he essentially secretly has to help kill off people.
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Speaker 5: And there's twenty other celebrities and they're trying to figure
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Speaker 5: out who the Traders are.
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Speaker 3: And at first.
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Speaker 5: He's very awkward, he's very like freaking out and sweating
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Speaker 5: and nervous. And then after he kills his first victim,
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Speaker 5: he starts to get a taste for it and starts
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Speaker 5: to be the Evil Masks and its serial killers. He
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Speaker 5: starts power tripping, and it is so funny. I honestly
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Speaker 5: highly recommend it that I don't look like the game itself.
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Speaker 5: I don't like all the bs that surrounds it, but
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Speaker 5: I love the talent that they've put on this particular season.
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Speaker 5: I give it four bozzies out of five. Very fun stuff.
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Speaker 4: Hey, coming up by the way, going to be talking
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Speaker 4: to the fellows that came with us, old Nosey. I
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Speaker 4: don't know where they've disappeared to it at this point,
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Speaker 4: but they haven't a hell of a time already.
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Speaker 3: They certainly.
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Speaker 5: RJ has just got a video of them and a
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Speaker 5: golf cart heading somewhere. Go we do that though, We're
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Speaker 5: gonna get some tunes.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, totally was it?
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Speaker 1: The Cure and Cure Man the Hierarchy Big Show was Jason,
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Speaker 1: Mike and Kyzy tune in on Radio Holarky The.
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Speaker 4: Cure There on the Radio ho Donkey Big Show, This
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Speaker 4: manificent Friday after noon, the sparkling waters of the Pacific,
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Speaker 4: twenty seven degrees, A little breeze blowing through the palm trees. Actually, Dilley,
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Speaker 4: can you play this sexy music please? The whole Luggy
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Speaker 4: Swingers Club has gone global.
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Speaker 3: What are you doing? Oh? Sorry, okay, yeah, I'm.
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Speaker 4: Just thanks to Tourism Fiji, Fiji Airways and the beautiful
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Speaker 4: inter Continental Fiji Golf Resort and Spa, we're here in Fiji.
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Speaker 3: It's just weird because usually we'd just be doing radio
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Speaker 3: and you're like doing this whole.
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Speaker 4: Well, I just want to really reiterate how good it is, right,
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Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying? I don't.
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Speaker 3: We want to get mates over here to play some golf, but.
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Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, we've got our winners, Richard and Nath Geez
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Speaker 4: TETs and old Nosey Nolsey. Tomorrow we play on the
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Speaker 4: stunning championship level golf course sit against Natadola Bays, white
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Speaker 4: sand beaches and turquoise waters. From tee off to sunset drinks.
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Speaker 4: The Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort and Spa offers an idea
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Speaker 4: escape for blokes to combine golf, it caught, relaxation and
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Speaker 4: a taste of authentic Fijian hospitality.
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Speaker 3: So what do you want us to do? While you're
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Speaker 3: doing this, do you.
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Speaker 4: Guys can just relax?
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Speaker 6: Man?
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Speaker 4: If you got to do that, Fiji it's the ultimate
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Speaker 4: getaway for us fellers.
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Speaker 3: I'm finding this quite magnetic, though I can't leave.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Golf, relaxation, wheel class dining and tropical bliss.
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Speaker 4: Just a short three hour flight from Auckland, Fiji is
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Speaker 4: so easy. If you're looking for the perfect long weekend
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Speaker 4: destination with your group of mates, come to Fiji. We're
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Speaker 4: happiness comes naturally.
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Speaker 3: Right. Are you finished? Yeah? That was actually great?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry for interrupting. That's I didn't know what you
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Speaker 3: were doing.
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Speaker 4: I just wanted you want to get into the holiday mood,
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Speaker 4: which were already. Are you know what I mean? How
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Speaker 4: can you not be when God magnificent place?
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Speaker 3: Absolutely?
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Speaker 5: No, You're sorry, Jayce, that was great man. Should we
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Speaker 5: got some some more laid back tunes?
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Speaker 3: Man? Do you like Metallica?
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Speaker 4: Yeah? That sounds good.
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Speaker 1: The Hurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarky.
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Speaker 7: Radio Hoaki Big Show Swingers Club broadcasting live from Fiji.
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Speaker 2: We're happiness comes naturally.
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Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, Brallah, welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your
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Speaker 4: Friday's going well wherever you are in New Zealand. By
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Speaker 4: the way, we forget, don't we, Fellers. There's all those
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Speaker 4: backbones back back home doing all the hard yards. Well
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Speaker 4: we're swanning over here, having a ball of the time.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, backbones back home we call them.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, backbones back home.
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Speaker 5: Doesn't matter how good their Friday is going, I won't
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Speaker 5: be going as well as ours as fellers are in
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Speaker 5: beautiful Fiji.
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Speaker 3: The weather is amazing. A little breeze coming through, Jason, Yeah, it's.
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Speaker 4: A bit breezy.
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Speaker 3: Can I just say, those backbones back home, If you're
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Speaker 3: thinking about coming to Fiji, you simply must. Yeah, you're
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Speaker 3: simply right. Wonderful. Yeah, and you won't understand until you
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Speaker 3: get here.
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Speaker 5: Just how magnificent it is, Just how friendly everyone is,
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Speaker 5: just how delicious the food is.
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Speaker 3: Just how great the cocktails taste?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, how how cooling the water is, how crisp the beers.
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Speaker 3: How how how coarse the sanders, How wonderful the judy
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Speaker 3: free data.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh yeah, that's we need to talk about. We do,
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Speaker 4: because that's I'm finding it very very difficult with my
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Speaker 4: vate bere and Mogi puffing away on it.
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Speaker 5: We've got a real angel. I'm the angel on Jason's shoulder. Basically, Yeah,
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Speaker 5: Moggie is the devil on.
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Speaker 4: Measuring me in any way.
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Speaker 3: Look, we're going to get into the suit, is.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, because we need to sort this out, Jason, right,
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Speaker 5: because I know you're a man of very strong will.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly man. In the meantime, here's guns.
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Speaker 1: The Hodarching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
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Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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Speaker 4: The Killer's there on the Radio Hoedarchy Big Show Live
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Speaker 4: from Fiji. Now, fellas, we've talked about how great the
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Speaker 4: resort is, we've talked about how great the beach is,
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Speaker 4: how great Fiji is. One of the other great things
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Speaker 4: that we're going to be doing while we're here is
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Speaker 4: playing golf. And I think we need to work a
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Speaker 4: few things out with tomorrow's golf game.
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Speaker 3: That's right.
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Speaker 5: So we're playing the stunning championship level golf course sit
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Speaker 5: against Natandola Bays, white sand beaches and turquoise waters, was
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Speaker 5: designed by VJ.
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Speaker 4: Singh, the man himself.
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Speaker 5: It is you know, if a top level professional player
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Speaker 5: comes to Fiji, that is where they play. It is
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Speaker 5: that standard of golf course, the standard of golf is
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Speaker 5: that we are we should be playing in a car
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Speaker 5: park and.
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Speaker 4: Totally, I mean we shouldn't be allowed on the course
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Speaker 4: in the first place, especially Mogi especially.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know, fellas, I think you'll be surprised
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Speaker 3: by what turns up on the course tomorrow. I just
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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna flag
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Speaker 3: it with you.
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Speaker 4: You might, you might have your maybe.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to be significantly I mean we've played before.
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Speaker 3: It's going to be significantly worse than that.
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Speaker 5: Oh wow, Because I was like, here we go, Magie's
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Speaker 5: had lessons, he's.
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Speaker 3: Rating and well there's chat about this taking three or
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Speaker 3: four hours. I think it could take up to eight. Yes, yeah,
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Speaker 3: and I don't know how many balls I'm gonna lose,
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Speaker 3: But at least it's going to be in beautiful conditions.
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Speaker 4: Yes, lovely conditions. Now here's the dilemma. There's six of us, right,
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Speaker 4: there's two people per car. We've only paid for the
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Speaker 4: car for two cars, so there's a good one that
17:45
Speaker 4: has to be paid for, right, And who's with who?
17:49
Speaker 5: And also you can only go around in groups of four,
17:52
Speaker 5: so you like four people will tea off at like
17:54
Speaker 5: let's say nine am, and then the next four will
17:55
Speaker 5: tee off at nine ten.
17:57
Speaker 3: You can't go in a group of six, no, so
17:59
Speaker 3: what are we going to do? So yeah, well it
18:02
Speaker 3: sort of feels like Pugs and I has always been
18:04
Speaker 3: decided that he and I would go on around by
18:07
Speaker 3: ourselves because we're garbage, yes, and so we just get
18:11
Speaker 3: in a cart and off we'd go, and we'd be happy,
18:14
Speaker 3: just sort of amusing ourselves being useless. But then it
18:17
Speaker 3: will sort of raise well, maybe one of the winners
18:18
Speaker 3: would want to spend some time with Pugs on because
18:21
Speaker 3: it's such a backbone and start of the show. You're right,
18:23
Speaker 3: so maybe we spoil it out. But at that point,
18:25
Speaker 3: we've got too many people for the one cat that
18:27
Speaker 3: would be allocated to the second group. Yes, so then
18:30
Speaker 3: what do we do in order to get another cat?
18:32
Speaker 3: There's not enough cats, there's not enough carts. And also
18:34
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to go.
18:35
Speaker 5: One group's gonna have to go in front of the other,
18:37
Speaker 5: and if you guys are mucking about, you'll actually hold
18:39
Speaker 5: us up.
18:40
Speaker 3: Yes, whereas if it's the intentions.
18:42
Speaker 5: So let's say Jason and I go in front of you, right, Yeah,
18:44
Speaker 5: and again. However, then Pugs is behind us, and Pugs
18:49
Speaker 5: earlier this year ran Jase over with a golf cart,
18:51
Speaker 5: so he's terrified that Pugs is going to do it
18:55
Speaker 5: again because he did it intentionally.
18:57
Speaker 1: Yeah.
18:57
Speaker 3: Well, we've got sort of a little treasure hunt game
18:59
Speaker 3: if you can all of that. And one of the
19:00
Speaker 3: things that Pegs has to tick off is to run
19:03
Speaker 3: jasover again.
19:05
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know what his temper is like. And
19:07
Speaker 4: I can imagine, can you imagine he's playing the fourth hole,
19:10
Speaker 4: He's on his fiftieth shot, you know, and Hoidy Jay's
19:14
Speaker 4: just standing there nailing it from the fairway. I still
19:17
Speaker 4: haven't recovered from that. Incidentally, I've still got a couple
19:20
Speaker 4: of broken toes far out, man. But what are we
19:23
Speaker 4: going to do? Because how about Keesy and I have
19:26
Speaker 4: one car?
19:28
Speaker 3: Right? We go first? Yeah, I feel like you guys
19:30
Speaker 3: need to be broken up a bit because you're a
19:32
Speaker 3: couple of I don't want to call it golf hags,
19:36
Speaker 3: but you're sort of it feels like you're in some
19:38
Speaker 3: kind of a relationship together and I feel like you
19:40
Speaker 3: need to be split up so that you can spend
19:41
Speaker 3: time with the winners who have come over here, and
19:43
Speaker 3: they're fans of you guys, so maybe you need to
19:45
Speaker 3: spend some time with them as opposed to only ever
19:48
Speaker 3: with each other.
19:48
Speaker 4: I hear what you're saying. I think what you're saying there, Mogi,
19:51
Speaker 4: is that Kesey and I are sort of emotional support
19:54
Speaker 4: animals for us. You are, you know what I mean?
19:56
Speaker 4: But I think you're right. So maybe I should go
19:58
Speaker 4: with Nolesey, Yes, Kezy with cheese Tits. Yeah, cheese Tits.
20:03
Speaker 4: You and Pugs just have a sleeping and meet us
20:05
Speaker 4: for lunch.
20:06
Speaker 3: It sort of feels like that, yeah yeah, now, yeah,
20:10
Speaker 3: Pugs has given us the thumbs up on that. Or alternatively,
20:14
Speaker 3: me and Pugs go up with Keyesy and you go
20:18
Speaker 3: out with the two winners. That's a good idea.
20:20
Speaker 5: And so you guys are in a cart and I'll
20:22
Speaker 5: have a cart, and then that leaves you three after
20:26
Speaker 5: us with no carts but beautiful walkway, Yeah, beautiful.
20:30
Speaker 3: The other thing I'm considering actually is leaving the clubs
20:33
Speaker 3: behind and Pugs and I just go for a romantic
20:36
Speaker 3: drive around the course lovely love with a Bluetooth speaker
20:40
Speaker 3: and a bunch of beers in the back and just
20:41
Speaker 3: have a lovely time. Why stress yourselves out trying to
20:44
Speaker 3: play golf.
20:44
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it is going to be thirty six degrees
20:47
Speaker 4: by the way tomorrow.
20:49
Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky
20:53
Speaker 1: Navana there on.
20:54
Speaker 4: The radio, Holdky Big Show, this beautiful Friday afternoon. Now,
20:58
Speaker 4: at this stage of the show was the plan fellas
21:01
Speaker 4: to get our winners and to have a bit of
21:03
Speaker 4: a chit chat. But they are having such a good time.
21:08
Speaker 4: I really don't know that's a good idea, you know
21:11
Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
21:12
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hear you, man, And look, I'll be completely
21:14
Speaker 3: honest with you. I'd rather be out there as well,
21:16
Speaker 3: soaking up the sun, geze of swims, you know, enjoying
21:20
Speaker 3: the delicious food. I look, it's heaven on earth here,
21:23
Speaker 3: isn't it fit? I mean, I don't want to overstate that,
21:25
Speaker 3: but this is quite possibly the greatest place in the
21:28
Speaker 3: history of the Earth. Really, I don't want to do
21:32
Speaker 3: it here right now, but I think I'm going to quit.
21:34
Speaker 3: I'm going to move here. So unless we're can do
21:35
Speaker 3: the show like I can be here forever for the
21:37
Speaker 3: rest of my life, I think I'm going to have
21:40
Speaker 3: to leave the big show, because I don't see how
21:41
Speaker 3: I'm going to get on the plane home. Not because
21:43
Speaker 3: the plane isn't amazing, because it is, but I don't
21:47
Speaker 3: know how I'm going to leave.
21:48
Speaker 4: I actually suggested to you, Mogi, didn't I on the
21:51
Speaker 4: way here because it was so beautiful. I said to you, Moggie,
21:54
Speaker 4: how about this mate, old whity jay and Mogie sell up.
21:58
Speaker 3: Yes, yes you did.
22:00
Speaker 4: We move over to Fiji and we just live Pacific time.
22:05
Speaker 4: That's right.
22:06
Speaker 3: A little sort of bar on the beach is something
22:09
Speaker 3: that you were thinking there and you just sort of
22:11
Speaker 3: get the people that we know would come over and
22:12
Speaker 3: visit us.
22:15
Speaker 4: Wife.
22:15
Speaker 5: Well, I was wondering, yeah, because when didn't you have
22:16
Speaker 5: that little chit chat because obviously wasn't there.
22:18
Speaker 3: Oh, I think you were sort of stomping around looking
22:21
Speaker 3: for you were.
22:22
Speaker 4: You were furious?
22:23
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm picturing.
22:24
Speaker 5: I'm picturing the scene at the end of Shore Shank
22:26
Speaker 5: Redemption where Andy de Frain's just standing a boat on
22:30
Speaker 5: the beach somewhere and then he sees and then he
22:32
Speaker 5: spots Morgan Freeman.
22:33
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly exactly that. That'll be me on the beach
22:37
Speaker 4: with my little pot belly and you'll be standing a boat,
22:40
Speaker 4: standing a boat, a boat.
22:42
Speaker 3: That's probably.
22:44
Speaker 4: I've got to be honest with you. It is the
22:46
Speaker 4: kind of place that you're fantasized about doing that, you know,
22:49
Speaker 4: because it's just so beautiful. It's very basic, but it's
22:52
Speaker 4: the the you know, beautiful beach is beautiful weather. Why
22:56
Speaker 4: wouldn't you feelings?
22:58
Speaker 3: Mate, You're mad if you don't, and in fact you
23:00
Speaker 3: simply must.
23:02
Speaker 5: Sorry, So you're saying we are going to move and
23:04
Speaker 5: move into the Intercontinental Golf Resort.
23:07
Speaker 4: Mogi and I are going to sell out everything we
23:09
Speaker 4: have move over here and by little shack.
23:12
Speaker 3: Or we can buy the into content. Yea, here you
23:15
Speaker 3: don't want to stay anywhere else.
23:16
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. You're right, that's true. And we'd invite
23:19
Speaker 4: you and your wife you're lovely, lovely, lovely wife over keys.
23:23
Speaker 3: It'd probably just come solo. Sorry, if you know what
23:27
Speaker 3: I mean?
23:27
Speaker 5: Hey, would you say saying here is pure bliss?
23:32
Speaker 4: Yes?
23:33
Speaker 1: Here's the Dudes to Dude The Hierarchy Big Show week
23:37
Speaker 1: days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
23:40
Speaker 4: The Dudes there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show This
23:42
Speaker 4: beautiful Friday afternoon live from Fiji and as we previously mentioned,
23:47
Speaker 4: we had planned and we feel us yeah to talk
23:50
Speaker 4: to our winners, and this is no lie. They are
23:53
Speaker 4: having such a good time. Actually, it's not that we're
23:57
Speaker 4: worried about what they might say. I just don't want
23:59
Speaker 4: to interrupt, you know what I'm saying not exactly right.
24:02
Speaker 3: I mean, they're sending us now videos from various parts
24:05
Speaker 3: of the resorts, So there's sort of like our tour
24:07
Speaker 3: guides while we're sitting in here doing the show, and
24:11
Speaker 3: it looks like they are having an absolute ball. So,
24:15
Speaker 3: you know, while we could get them in here to
24:17
Speaker 3: chat about the ball that they have, and it sort
24:18
Speaker 3: of makes sense to let them continue to have the ball.
24:20
Speaker 4: I agree, Yeah, I agree.
24:22
Speaker 5: And you know what is the next best thing to
24:25
Speaker 5: having your two winners on the show.
24:26
Speaker 4: What's that Keysy have an old pugsn on the show?
24:30
Speaker 5: There he is Hey, yeah, buller, buller Yeah. Now can
24:37
Speaker 5: I just please paint a picture of how Pugs has
24:39
Speaker 5: been right, because whenever we do a live broadcast show
24:42
Speaker 5: like this on location, especially international, Pugs stresses out a
24:46
Speaker 5: lot because there's a lot of equipment he needs to
24:48
Speaker 5: look after, he needs to get all the documents in line,
24:50
Speaker 5: he has all this admin he has to sort out,
24:53
Speaker 5: and so he takes it very.
24:54
Speaker 3: Seriously and he does a great job. Thank you and Pugs.
24:57
Speaker 5: Traditionally, you aren't relaxed until everything's broadcast, complete, packed away
25:03
Speaker 5: and it's all finished. Right, But I've noticed you're quite
25:05
Speaker 5: chill at the moment.
25:06
Speaker 3: Yes, I would agree with you, Chris.
25:07
Speaker 6: Generally, it's once we get the first breakaway in a
25:11
Speaker 6: live show and everybody's happy.
25:12
Speaker 3: Sure, good time.
25:13
Speaker 6: And now obviously we're not doing a live show with
25:15
Speaker 6: an audience, right, it's steared.
25:17
Speaker 3: We're surrounded by some of the most.
25:19
Speaker 6: Serene views I think have ever experienced. Yeah, and I
25:22
Speaker 6: think if I was going to be worrying about setting
25:24
Speaker 6: up your broadcast.
25:25
Speaker 3: Here, this would be where I want to do it,
25:27
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
25:28
Speaker 6: And I am so set now, I'm so chill. I'm
25:30
Speaker 6: steering at a bottle of Fiji water, a bottle of
25:32
Speaker 6: Fiji gold, a bottle of Fiji bitter responsibly, some darts,
25:36
Speaker 6: and a.
25:36
Speaker 3: Couple of your eyes on, a couple of coconuts.
25:39
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, at the table, and I just think I'm
25:41
Speaker 6: in the right place.
25:42
Speaker 5: Well, Jay said the idea of Pugs just to say
25:45
Speaker 5: thank you, and just to sort of help you adjust
25:47
Speaker 5: even more to the Mellow Island style of life, that
25:49
Speaker 5: we should organize a few special.
25:52
Speaker 6: Yea lovely things with much of a golfer you know
25:55
Speaker 6: what I mean, like a cracksordinated. But in case I
26:00
Speaker 6: hold everyone up, I think it's you will and you will.
26:05
Speaker 4: Go Pugs, and now listen, first and foremost, the first
26:08
Speaker 4: thing we've organized the fellows here after the show's all
26:11
Speaker 4: packed up and you put all the stuff away. You've
26:13
Speaker 4: got our drinks, you've got our meals, all sort of
26:17
Speaker 4: you are putting. Yeah, actually you can.
26:20
Speaker 6: Think about the Intercontinental guys.
26:22
Speaker 3: They'll look after you. Bring it to me though, I
26:25
Speaker 3: feel people. Yeah, after you've set up the gear in
26:31
Speaker 3: your room for the podcast that we're going to be doing.
26:33
Speaker 3: Also want you to tuck me in? Can you tuck
26:34
Speaker 3: me in? I'll take you after that? Yeah, after that, Yeah,
26:37
Speaker 3: we've got a special treat for you. Really, what do
26:40
Speaker 3: you got? Well?
26:41
Speaker 4: I know that you're.
26:44
Speaker 3: Pretty thank you.
26:48
Speaker 4: I don't know how to describe it. Really, you're a
26:50
Speaker 4: sixy feller and I was thinking maybe after this is
26:54
Speaker 4: all wrapped up today, you finish off with a bit
26:57
Speaker 4: of a vigorous message on the beach.
27:00
Speaker 3: The yeah beach messo. I have never had a professional mazous.
27:03
Speaker 5: Oh no, they stop at five, so Jason will be
27:07
Speaker 5: the one doing it.
27:08
Speaker 4: It'll be me, Pugson.
27:10
Speaker 6: You know what, Jason, I've seen your hands, man, and
27:12
Speaker 6: I'm ready to feel those cracked fingertips.
27:15
Speaker 4: And my tube of deep heat.
27:19
Speaker 6: Did you bring the avo oil man.
27:20
Speaker 4: Of advocate of oil?
27:22
Speaker 3: For sure, there's nothing like a little bit of deet
27:24
Speaker 3: being rubbed into his shoulders, no.
27:26
Speaker 5: Deep heat or deepat deep, and his hands will be
27:30
Speaker 5: running up and down a dream.
27:32
Speaker 3: It's Tom Penny.
27:33
Speaker 1: On the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hiarchy.
27:42
Speaker 7: The Radioaky Ben Show, Swingers Club, broadcasting live from Fiji,
27:49
Speaker 7: where happiness comes naturally.
27:53
Speaker 4: Yes, indeed in Bullah, from beautiful sunny Fiji. You are
27:59
Speaker 4: listening the Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
28:01
Speaker 5: That's right, Reburger Crave with his street food freshly made
28:04
Speaker 5: with Reburger. And there's no Reburger hare Fellers, but we
28:07
Speaker 5: don't currently need it, no, because they're a beautiful Nata
28:10
Speaker 5: dollar bay staying at the Intercontinental. And the food here
28:14
Speaker 5: I've already tucked and I had a pizza. Yes, I
28:16
Speaker 5: had a Hawaiian pizza and you mode it man.
28:18
Speaker 3: Wow. Jas helped me. He did actually had a couple
28:21
Speaker 3: of piezas there himself. I had some chips. They came
28:26
Speaker 3: out very quickly. I was happy about that. And I
28:28
Speaker 3: also had a lovely drink and a coconut, yes, and
28:31
Speaker 3: that was an absolute delight. I'm looking forward to having
28:33
Speaker 3: another one of those.
28:35
Speaker 4: Just quietly in between the brakes. I've been chewing on
28:37
Speaker 4: your coconut too. There you just just scooping it out there.
28:41
Speaker 4: There's nothing like fresh coconut to invigorate a person. You
28:44
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying, Fellas, I.
28:45
Speaker 3: Couldn't agree more. And there is Look, they're growing on
28:49
Speaker 3: trees out there. Man, Well they're growing on tree.
28:51
Speaker 4: You are joking?
28:53
Speaker 3: Hey, I know see where they come from? Did you
28:56
Speaker 3: know that?
28:57
Speaker 5: In like World War two? I think it was like
28:59
Speaker 5: if people got stranded on the islands. I don't know
29:01
Speaker 5: which islands. This is a fact I heard, and I
29:03
Speaker 5: don't remember any of the details, but basically, the water
29:06
Speaker 5: inside of coconut is a really good substitute for like
29:09
Speaker 5: an IV drip. So if you're dehydrated soldiers and that
29:13
Speaker 5: were using coconuts because it's like, you.
29:15
Speaker 3: Know, right, just drink it. They poured it into their veins. Apparently,
29:20
Speaker 3: I mean, according to the fact I've pulled out. I'll
29:22
Speaker 3: tell you what. We're going to check that in the
29:23
Speaker 3: break and we'll be dragging Kezy over the coals if
29:26
Speaker 3: he's got this wrong.
29:27
Speaker 4: Time. Here's Blair.
29:31
Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
29:34
Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
29:37
Speaker 4: Living Color. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show, this
29:40
Speaker 4: beautiful Friday afternoon, live from beautiful sunny Fiji, just quietly
29:45
Speaker 4: twenty seven degrees. And just previous to that, Kezy was
29:48
Speaker 4: hitting us with some amazing coconut facts.
29:51
Speaker 3: That's right.
29:52
Speaker 5: And the fact I pulled out wasn't what I googled
29:54
Speaker 5: and prepared. It was one I remembered. I heard a
29:56
Speaker 5: story on a TV show at some point in my
29:59
Speaker 5: life that when soldiers, I think it was World War Two,
30:02
Speaker 5: they were stranded on a desert island and they actually
30:04
Speaker 5: used the water from a coconut and injected it into
30:07
Speaker 5: themselves in order to stay hydrated.
30:10
Speaker 3: That's true, Keys, and you pumped that out and I
30:12
Speaker 3: immediately thought, Keese doesn't know what he's talking about, and
30:15
Speaker 3: not because not because I don't respect your opinion and
30:18
Speaker 3: the facts that you say, but they just seemed like, well, yeah,
30:20
Speaker 3: that seemed crazy, but it's absolutely true.
30:24
Speaker 5: Yeah, if there's something about it being like very similar
30:26
Speaker 5: to human blood or so like, And so it just
30:28
Speaker 5: goes to show one of the many, many uses of
30:31
Speaker 5: a coconut. One of the other uses, Mikey, you found
30:34
Speaker 5: is to cut the top of it and drink booze out
30:35
Speaker 5: of it.
30:36
Speaker 3: Well, you tip rum into it, and this is a
30:37
Speaker 3: true I just want to go back to your fact
30:38
Speaker 3: there Kes. The reason why they use that coconut water
30:41
Speaker 3: is because the water inside of coconut is ste oil. Traditionally,
30:45
Speaker 3: you lose it. You would use a saline drip, which
30:48
Speaker 3: would be steerile. Yes, but none of that would be
30:51
Speaker 3: available despite the abundance of ocean water that we have
30:54
Speaker 3: outside here. But yes, Kezi, I personally use a coconut
30:58
Speaker 3: to fill it up with rum and then sap on
31:00
Speaker 3: over a period of ours. There's so many things you
31:02
Speaker 3: could do with a coconut.
31:04
Speaker 4: I fondly remember as a kid the old coconut shy.
31:07
Speaker 4: You know what the county.
31:09
Speaker 3: What's a shy?
31:11
Speaker 4: They'd set up coconuts and you get a ball and
31:13
Speaker 4: you try and hp them off the thing, and you'd
31:14
Speaker 4: win prize.
31:15
Speaker 3: Easy if you're not done the coconuts.
31:17
Speaker 4: Have a coconut shy.
31:18
Speaker 3: I've never heard of a coconut whether you haven't lived.
31:21
Speaker 3: What you do is you put it on a stand,
31:23
Speaker 3: say ten fifteen feet away. You'd get a baseball or
31:26
Speaker 3: a softball, and you'd fire it over at the coconut
31:28
Speaker 3: and try and knock it off, and if you did,
31:30
Speaker 3: you win a prize.
31:31
Speaker 4: Usually that's sort of a soft, cuddly animal type thing,
31:34
Speaker 4: you know, the sort of thing that you go to
31:35
Speaker 4: the fear to do so well.
31:37
Speaker 5: I can't remember the last time the Fear came to town,
31:39
Speaker 5: but next time it does, I'll make sure.
31:41
Speaker 3: To check it out.
31:42
Speaker 5: One of the things I've certainly seen a coconut used
31:45
Speaker 5: for is you cut them in half. Yes, obviously you
31:47
Speaker 5: can use it as a coconut bra oh yes, but
31:50
Speaker 5: you can also make a little coconut hat out of it,
31:52
Speaker 5: because you put the coconut on top of your head.
31:55
Speaker 5: And I saw a guy wearing that with like flex
31:59
Speaker 5: leaves coming out the side of it to make a
32:00
Speaker 5: brim ah.
32:02
Speaker 4: It's a bloody great idea.
32:04
Speaker 3: Honestly, Jas we should make some of those tomorrow. Do
32:06
Speaker 3: you have to have a pretty small noggin for that, Yeah,
32:08
Speaker 3: I'd say so, or a pretty big big coconut mogi
32:12
Speaker 3: am I right?
32:13
Speaker 4: I'm thinking now, you know, with that in mind, a
32:15
Speaker 4: coconut would be a really good cricket helmet, you know
32:18
Speaker 4: what I mean, because a box or a box, so
32:21
Speaker 4: you just carve it out.
32:23
Speaker 5: Well, you can have the helmet on which is a coconut.
32:25
Speaker 5: You can have your downstairs in a coconut box. Yes,
32:28
Speaker 5: and you can have like elbow pads.
32:30
Speaker 3: And knee pads which are coconuts. I'll tell you another
32:32
Speaker 3: thing that my grandmother used to use it for eateen One.
32:37
Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
32:41
Speaker 1: Hodarky Green Day.
32:42
Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This beautiful Friday afternoon,
32:46
Speaker 4: live from Fiji, Femos, Let's have a bit of sport chat.
32:57
Speaker 5: Those are right, sorry doing sports chat here, just taking
33:02
Speaker 5: a break from the whole having a great time at
33:04
Speaker 5: the Intercontinental Resorts SPA to chat about the fact that
33:08
Speaker 5: the kiwis are playing this very weekend.
33:11
Speaker 4: Now, am I right in hearing fellas with this whole
33:15
Speaker 4: league competition that the Australians aren't even playing in it
33:18
Speaker 4: and the finals being played in Australia.
33:21
Speaker 3: Correct their wages. But it's the Kiwis versus Donna and
33:25
Speaker 3: I believe some more. Yeah, but I don't think Fiji's involved,
33:28
Speaker 3: are they? I wouldn't have thought so. I think it's
33:31
Speaker 3: a triangular and it's sort of a roundabout and then
33:33
Speaker 3: they have the final ultimately has been played I believe
33:38
Speaker 3: in Sydney. I could be wrong about that. It's an
33:39
Speaker 3: odd sort of a situation where the Aussies are sticking
33:42
Speaker 3: their finger and to make a bit of coin out
33:44
Speaker 3: of the final when they've got no rights. Because of
33:46
Speaker 3: course Australia is playing England over in the UK in
33:51
Speaker 3: the Ashes, which I believe is also happening this weekend,
33:54
Speaker 3: which will be.
33:55
Speaker 5: I mean, it's a great thing, right for Ossie based
33:58
Speaker 5: sarrns for example, where the key is taking on more Right,
34:02
Speaker 5: let's say they get through to the final, they get
34:04
Speaker 5: to see them play over and Ossie, but.
34:08
Speaker 3: Ossie's not playing. Do you know what would be written
34:10
Speaker 3: to you know what would be really good. How about
34:12
Speaker 3: this for an idea, maybe that you have a round
34:14
Speaker 3: robin one of those games you have that over in Australia,
34:17
Speaker 3: why not have the final? Yeah, and Domna, we're that's
34:22
Speaker 3: right to serve as those people that are there and
34:24
Speaker 3: would never get to see a game.
34:25
Speaker 4: And am I right in saying Fowlers And I think
34:27
Speaker 4: I am that Tom is really flying up the ranks
34:33
Speaker 4: now as a real threat to every side.
34:37
Speaker 5: All of the Island teams are because they're native players.
34:40
Speaker 5: Players that traditionally would play for Ossie, represent New Zealand
34:43
Speaker 5: even play state of origin have been granted permission to
34:45
Speaker 5: represent their home countries, even if they've played state of origin.
34:49
Speaker 5: Some people think that's a bad idea. I think it's
34:50
Speaker 5: great because it means international rugby league isn't just Ossie
34:55
Speaker 5: Kiwi's with England occasionally being good.
34:57
Speaker 3: Yes it is.
34:58
Speaker 5: Now Ossie are good, he's a great tong are awesome,
35:02
Speaker 5: some more are awesome. It means the international game is
35:04
Speaker 5: flourishing and side looks amazing. Right, So we've got Karen
35:08
Speaker 5: Foran and Dylan Brown and the Harves.
35:10
Speaker 3: You go, that's all. Karen's a bit old, but he's
35:13
Speaker 3: still got the good He's had a couple of good
35:15
Speaker 3: games this year, the final season. This is a way
35:17
Speaker 3: for him to go out hopefully on He's a great
35:20
Speaker 3: net I love him. It's a send off. He's done
35:22
Speaker 3: so many good things. And you look at our squad
35:24
Speaker 3: and you.
35:24
Speaker 5: Think the fact that Aaron Clark, who's been WHO Player
35:28
Speaker 5: of the Season, well, yes, yes, sorry, it was the.
35:32
Speaker 4: What was it?
35:32
Speaker 5: The was the players play player, Development Player of the Season,
35:36
Speaker 5: Rookie of the season.
35:38
Speaker 3: He's coming off the bench, right. That's how stacked our
35:41
Speaker 3: forward pack is.
35:42
Speaker 5: So but then you look at the Salmon team and
35:43
Speaker 5: they have pretty much got from one to thirteen.
35:46
Speaker 3: There's a few you know, there's a couple of players
35:48
Speaker 3: in there.
35:48
Speaker 5: Here you go, oh, you don't really know much about him,
35:50
Speaker 5: but they are top level NRL players.
35:52
Speaker 3: They've got pain hass. Can you do me a favor
35:55
Speaker 3: and just run throughout starting forward pack, please?
35:57
Speaker 5: Our Ford pack can do. Jerry Marshall King is at hooker.
36:00
Speaker 5: He is a gunny place for the Dolphins. You've then
36:02
Speaker 5: got Moses Liotta and James Fisher Harris propping.
36:06
Speaker 3: It's the what is it? The bash brothers. Brothers from
36:09
Speaker 3: the Panthers.
36:11
Speaker 5: You've got Britain Nik Order in the second row, the
36:13
Speaker 5: best line runner in the entire NRL, Isaiah Papa Leti,
36:17
Speaker 5: who's won front Row of the Year a couple of
36:19
Speaker 5: years back. And Joey Tarpanaer in Jersey thirteen at Locke
36:22
Speaker 5: who was just an out and outgun our food pack rules.
36:25
Speaker 3: An absolute legend for the Canberra Raiders and captain of
36:28
Speaker 3: that side. He's managing to keep eron Clarke out. Who
36:31
Speaker 3: is Jally m Locke of the year. It's just great,
36:35
Speaker 3: great competitive league and it is magnificent that it's gotten
36:38
Speaker 3: to the point now where all of these games are
36:39
Speaker 3: competitive and it's not just a walk over here.
36:41
Speaker 5: I'm just looking at the time of this. However, we
36:43
Speaker 5: are in Fiji, so I might be warped. Six oh
36:46
Speaker 5: five pm Sunday is what it's saying here, but it
36:48
Speaker 5: might be seven oh.
36:49
Speaker 3: Five given a Google wherever you are.
36:52
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, okay, yeah, no, hear what you mean.
36:54
Speaker 3: And just quickly before we go to New Zealand are
36:56
Speaker 3: playing England. The black Caps v England in the first
37:01
Speaker 3: T twenty that is on Saturday night. Once again, check
37:06
Speaker 3: your times. It's same for me. Six fifteen, but I'm
37:08
Speaker 3: in I'm in figig time. Yeah yeah, time's a little
37:11
Speaker 3: bit slower here, so it could be it could be
37:14
Speaker 3: seven to fifteen. Wherever you are.
37:15
Speaker 5: Are you at the Intercontinental Golf Resort and spa courtesy
37:18
Speaker 5: of Tourism Fiji and flown over by Fiji Airways.
37:21
Speaker 1: Four The Hilarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
37:27
Speaker 1: Tune in days four on Radio Holucky.
37:30
Speaker 4: David Bowie there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
37:34
Speaker 4: Friday evening, live from Fiji, and of course not We're
37:38
Speaker 4: not the only ones fellas enjoying this great place. We
37:42
Speaker 4: had a couple of winners. Nolesey was one of them.
37:46
Speaker 4: Nosey your mad bars and how's it going. I've got
37:49
Speaker 4: good thanks man, tell are you yeah?
37:50
Speaker 3: Pretty good house mane. I guess the sad thing for
37:52
Speaker 3: us is you look, it's an honor and a privilege
37:55
Speaker 3: to be able to do this show every day Monday
37:57
Speaker 3: to Friday. The sad thing is today we've been then
38:00
Speaker 3: here doing the show while you guys have been out
38:02
Speaker 3: and about at the Intercontinent Intercontinental here sending us videos
38:06
Speaker 3: back of all the adventures that you've been having. How's
38:09
Speaker 3: it been going so far at the brother.
38:11
Speaker 4: Well, me and Cheesey have been having a great old time.
38:14
Speaker 3: Just let me say, Cheesey is the mate that you're
38:15
Speaker 3: brought over in.
38:17
Speaker 4: Law, so he's upgraded from the mate to brother in law. Yeah.
38:21
Speaker 8: So we've been in golf carts, getting kicked into our room,
38:24
Speaker 8: had a bit of Baby's cot in our rooms which
38:28
Speaker 8: I tried out, which was noles.
38:31
Speaker 4: The rooms are beautiful. The rooms are amazing here at
38:34
Speaker 4: the Intercontinental. Yeah, yeah, good stuff. And have you had
38:36
Speaker 4: a little dip yet?
38:37
Speaker 3: Nos?
38:38
Speaker 4: Yeah?
38:39
Speaker 3: Nice?
38:39
Speaker 4: Stuffed up the steps into the pool? Oh you did
38:42
Speaker 4: most have?
38:43
Speaker 7: Yeah.
38:43
Speaker 3: Look, I'll be honest with you. I went into that
38:45
Speaker 3: pool and it's an infinity pool. And I don't know
38:47
Speaker 3: if you know what this means. What do you know?
38:49
Speaker 3: It means? It's a pool that goes forever, it doesn't end.
38:52
Speaker 4: It.
38:54
Speaker 3: It's the biggest pool in the world. And so you
38:56
Speaker 3: walk down, but because you're so taken by the Manchester
39:00
Speaker 3: in front of you, the horizon, the beach and all
39:02
Speaker 3: that sort of carry on, there is a sort of
39:05
Speaker 3: miss a step. It sort of falls away in front
39:07
Speaker 3: of you. And I went to take an elegant diver
39:10
Speaker 3: as I'm sure you did nosey and I stumbled and
39:13
Speaker 3: smashed my face onto the water. I wasn't hurt. I
39:16
Speaker 3: wasn't harmed. I was just embarrassed in front of everyone else.
39:18
Speaker 3: That was pul side.
39:19
Speaker 4: But unless you were looking hard, he no, I saw that.
39:21
Speaker 3: Actually his pants fell down as well.
39:23
Speaker 4: Yeah, they did fall down. Of course, we've got golf tomorrow.
39:26
Speaker 4: You're looking forward to that, mate, I am until I
39:29
Speaker 4: saw the biggest sand trap in the world. Yeah, there's
39:31
Speaker 4: a few sand traps your beach. That's not a strength
39:35
Speaker 4: of my game. Is it a strength of your game?
39:37
Speaker 3: Yeah?
39:38
Speaker 4: Okay, what's the plan tonight? You're going to hang out
39:40
Speaker 4: with the fellers and just enjoy yourself. I think so,
39:42
Speaker 4: because there's a lot going on tourism.
39:45
Speaker 8: Fiji's had an absolute blinder ways at a cracking time
39:49
Speaker 8: getting us here. We had we had rhubarb and French
39:51
Speaker 8: toast and custard for breakfast.
39:53
Speaker 4: It's magnificent. The sugar Russian.
39:56
Speaker 8: Yeah, and then we're really here to go and get
39:58
Speaker 8: into it. So they had a couple of cocktails, had
40:00
Speaker 8: yeah each one, and.
40:03
Speaker 4: It's true to go. Yeah beautiful.
40:05
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what why don't we.
40:07
Speaker 5: We've got about half half an hour left of the show,
40:10
Speaker 5: and then you guys go to the old bar area
40:12
Speaker 5: there get warmed up and we'll come join you sooner.
40:15
Speaker 3: Good on your mate, beautiful Nolsey. Oh shit, do you
40:18
Speaker 3: guys like Lincoln Park?
40:19
Speaker 4: Yeah?
40:20
Speaker 1: Man, the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
40:25
Speaker 1: Hodarky Lincoln Park.
40:26
Speaker 4: Here on the radio, Holdarchy Big Show, This beautiful Friday
40:29
Speaker 4: evening live from sunny Fiji. And it is still sunny here, fellers.
40:34
Speaker 3: It's amazing, isn't it?
40:35
Speaker 4: Still twenty five degrees?
40:37
Speaker 5: So my ed bloody good at the Intercontinental Golf Resort
40:40
Speaker 5: and Spa. But just quickly a reminder that our Diamonds
40:43
Speaker 5: on Richmond competition is still happening. If you would like
40:46
Speaker 5: to win an eight thousand dollars engagement ring, here to
40:49
Speaker 5: Hodaki dot co dot Nz register there tell us why,
40:52
Speaker 5: perhaps it's your partner, tell us a bit about your
40:55
Speaker 5: your relationship and maybe we can, you know, put something together.
41:00
Speaker 4: You might win.
41:01
Speaker 5: You're souf an eight thousand dollars engagement ring and you
41:03
Speaker 5: might finally get engaged if it's been a bloody long.
41:05
Speaker 4: Yeah, why do you deserve it? Why do you need it?
41:08
Speaker 4: You know what, I've got to be honest with your fellows.
41:10
Speaker 4: I'm sitting here in this beautiful environment. Not only did
41:12
Speaker 4: I not buy my wife an engagement ring, yes, I
41:16
Speaker 4: didn't take her on a honeymoon. And I'm thinking to myself,
41:20
Speaker 4: what a way for hoidy, jadea or a deem? Yes?
41:24
Speaker 3: What so you get?
41:26
Speaker 5: You buy or you're trying to get a free engagement No,
41:28
Speaker 5: you buy an engagement ring? Yes, and then you pay
41:31
Speaker 5: for a trip to Fiji? Is that what you And
41:33
Speaker 5: we're coming to get here?
41:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very easy to get here.
41:36
Speaker 3: And what is that?
41:37
Speaker 4: Three hours?
41:39
Speaker 3: And were on the way here.
41:42
Speaker 4: And we come and stay for it like a week?
41:45
Speaker 4: Why not a week at the Intercontinental?
41:47
Speaker 3: Hang on? Are you saying we're coming now? Are you're
41:50
Speaker 3: inviting us?
41:51
Speaker 4: No?
41:52
Speaker 3: James, So I just want you to know I do well.
41:55
Speaker 4: I mean you fellows could come, But I was talking
41:57
Speaker 4: more about my wife.
41:58
Speaker 3: We know she could come back.
42:00
Speaker 4: I haven't mentioned her at all as a honeymoon scenario.
42:04
Speaker 3: We'll see.
42:04
Speaker 5: This is this classic situation of you plan a boys
42:07
Speaker 5: trip and then one of your mates.
42:08
Speaker 3: Trying to bring his missus a long Yeah, exactly. That's
42:10
Speaker 3: what's happening here.
42:11
Speaker 4: I thought I clarified that it was going to be
42:13
Speaker 4: it was a redemption song for Hoidy j and that
42:16
Speaker 4: it was going to be a honeymoon type setup.
42:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, but okay, well look how about this.
42:20
Speaker 5: We meet in the middle, right, you make it up
42:22
Speaker 5: to your wife and not having a honeymoon and not
42:24
Speaker 5: having an engagement party, an engagement ring.
42:27
Speaker 3: Sorry.
42:27
Speaker 5: She arrives here at the Intercontinental and boom me Mogi
42:31
Speaker 5: and Pugshna there to greet her.
42:33
Speaker 3: Yes, on our way to play gold, on our way
42:36
Speaker 3: to play golf.
42:37
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not bad because I wouldn't mind fitting a
42:39
Speaker 4: bit of golf in the south.
42:40
Speaker 5: And then we say, hey, Jason's wife, go make yourself
42:42
Speaker 5: comfy by the pool. We're going to go play two
42:44
Speaker 5: rounds of golf to thirty six holes.
42:47
Speaker 3: It's eight hours. You know that sounds great?
42:49
Speaker 4: She'd forgive you perfect the.
42:52
Speaker 1: Whole aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy tune in
42:55
Speaker 1: week days and four on Radio Hodakey.
43:05
Speaker 4: Well, there you go, your ma ad bastards. That's the
43:07
Speaker 4: Big Show, done and dusted live from Fiji and fellas
43:12
Speaker 4: the night stretches ahead.
43:14
Speaker 5: I'm excited, fellers. But of course this has all been
43:17
Speaker 5: made possible by our great friends at Tourism Fiji, Fiji
43:20
Speaker 5: Airways for getting us over here as well, and the
43:23
Speaker 5: beautiful Intercontinental Fiji Golfer Sort and SPA.
43:26
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having us. We've done our
43:28
Speaker 3: radio show, We're going to do a few podcasts.
43:30
Speaker 5: Yes, we're going to be uploading stuff on social media
43:33
Speaker 5: over the weekend, but most important, we're going to be
43:34
Speaker 5: having a great time.
43:35
Speaker 3: That's right now. The podcasting has just come from the
43:38
Speaker 3: fact that we've turned up here and it's occurred to
43:40
Speaker 3: us that we're not going to be able to fit
43:42
Speaker 3: all the inspirational stuff that we're seeing into just a
43:45
Speaker 3: show this evening. And we're overflowing, aren't we, fellas. With
43:48
Speaker 3: adventures ahead of us, there's going to be plenty to
43:52
Speaker 3: chat about. So there will be bonus content through podcasts
43:55
Speaker 3: over the coming days.
43:56
Speaker 4: Yeah, good fellas, And we've decided we're going to do
43:59
Speaker 4: those in the morning, well at some point in the day.
44:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's committee. I want to commit to it, thank.
44:05
Speaker 4: You, but it will definitely be doing them, yes, yeah,
44:08
Speaker 4: So make sure you keep an ear out for that
44:10
Speaker 4: and I'm sure Pugsan will post them where all your
44:12
Speaker 4: good podcasts are.
44:14
Speaker 3: That's right. I don't forget to Fiji. Man, you know
44:17
Speaker 3: it's only three hours away.
44:18
Speaker 5: Amazing spot to come to, super easy, everyone speaks English,
44:22
Speaker 5: everyone's super lovely and of course if you're into your golf,
44:25
Speaker 5: you've got the NAT and Dollar Bay Championship Course.
44:29
Speaker 3: Just on that key.
44:30
Speaker 4: How are you feeling about that? Mate? Tomorrow I will
44:32
Speaker 4: say you fizzing? Are you fizzing?
44:34
Speaker 5: I am fizzing, And just to paint a picture, I'm
44:36
Speaker 5: bad at golf right, but I'm feeling confident about tomorrow.
44:39
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm going to play a good round.
44:41
Speaker 5: I haven't had any beers yet, so it'll be a
44:44
Speaker 5: probably a different story. But regardless my mom, how badly
44:48
Speaker 5: I play, I'm in a beautiful place, so I have
44:50
Speaker 5: to enjoy it exactly.
44:51
Speaker 4: It's all about having fun. Hey, listen, thanks for taking
44:54
Speaker 4: the time to listen to the show. We'll be back,
44:56
Speaker 4: same time, same place.
44:57
Speaker 3: But actually on Tuesday. Yeah that's right, so we'll see
45:00
Speaker 3: you then.
45:01
Speaker 4: Bye bye.
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