Latest / Frightmares / Ep. 381 - Extraterrestrial (2014)
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- 1:06Speaker 3: Enjoy the show. Welcome back to Frimar's podcast. I'm your
- 1:51Speaker 3: host Austin Proctor and joining me today four Episode three
- 1:54Speaker 3: eighty one is My Good friend Corey Johnson.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Heyo, everybody that's not an airplane.
- 2:05Speaker 3: Oh man, I have plenty of thoughts on seth Today,
- 2:09Speaker 3: on the last installment of Melian Invasion, we're discussing our
- 2:12Speaker 3: wild card pick Extraterrestrial from twenty fourteen, a movie where
- 2:17Speaker 3: the most annoying person should be called Kyle, but for
- 2:20Speaker 3: some reason, our Mac main actor is instead. Let's see
- 2:25Speaker 3: where this lands on the nightmare index. All right, Corey,
- 2:34Speaker 3: So in the past week or so, what have you watched?
- 2:38Speaker 3: I have nothing from the corrections department this week, although
- 2:41Speaker 3: they might be slacking.
- 2:45Speaker 1: How long has it been since, like we've actually done
- 2:48Speaker 1: an episode because I can't remember if some of these
- 2:53Speaker 1: movies I talked about on the last time we recorded
- 2:57Speaker 1: or not.
- 2:57Speaker 3: Well, let's see the last episode we did. Well, Jesus Christ,
- 3:02Speaker 3: has it been that long? It's been a minute, Renfield
- 3:07Speaker 3: about April seventeenth, So it's been over a month. Holy shit. Yeah, Okay, So.
- 3:15Speaker 1: Then I've seen a few things. Actually, I have seen
- 3:21Speaker 1: both Oddity and Hokum, which I know you and I
- 3:25Speaker 1: have texted about ad nauseum at this point, both of
- 3:31Speaker 1: them scoring four and a half out of five's for me.
- 3:33Speaker 1: So that's solid, solid ratings. I enjoyed both of them tremendously.
- 3:40Speaker 1: I saw Shelby Oaks.
- 3:42Speaker 3: Oh, first time gave it.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Yeah, first time gave it a three, gave it a
- 3:46Speaker 1: three out of five. It's a fun time.
- 3:49Speaker 3: It was what it was, you know.
- 3:52Speaker 1: And then I've also been watching a bunch of like
- 3:56Speaker 1: Apple TV stuff, So Jessica and I finally finished out
- 4:01Speaker 1: Ted Lasso because we're like way late to the game,
- 4:05Speaker 1: but it was fantastic. And then I watched an Apple
- 4:09Speaker 1: TV produced movie called The Greatest Beer Run Ever, all
- 4:13Speaker 1: right with Zach Efron. It's based on a true story
- 4:19Speaker 1: of this guy from New York that is a merchant
- 4:23Speaker 1: mariner and he decides during the Vietnam War to take
- 4:29Speaker 1: beers to all of his neighborhood friends who are in Vietnam,
- 4:34Speaker 1: and the movie is him just kind of like bullshitting
- 4:36Speaker 1: his way into Vietnam, and then it's a whole like, oh,
- 4:40Speaker 1: Vietnam War movie, they shouldn't have been there in the.
- 4:43Speaker 3: First place type type shit.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Yeah. I also gave that movie a three o five.
- 4:53Speaker 1: Zac Efron is peak his comedy. He's a pretty fucking
- 5:00Speaker 1: comedic actor.
- 5:01Speaker 3: Honestly, I mean, I really enjoyed him in one of
- 5:06Speaker 3: the worst movies of this fucking decade, the Firestarter remake.
- 5:12Speaker 3: He was great in that, probably the only good thing
- 5:14Speaker 3: about that movie. So he's come a long way from
- 5:18Speaker 3: his high school musical days for sure.
- 5:20Speaker 1: And did you see uh, did you ever see iron Claw?
- 5:24Speaker 3: I did see iron Claw. He was fantastic in that,
- 5:28Speaker 3: so good, So all right, yeah, uh did you did
- 5:33Speaker 3: you recommend Widow's Bay to me? Were you one of
- 5:37Speaker 3: the fifteen? Okay? I thought you were gonna me okay,
- 5:40Speaker 3: because I thought you were about to recommend it, and
- 5:43Speaker 3: I was like, all right, it's I have to watch
- 5:45Speaker 3: it now because within the past week, four separate people
- 5:49Speaker 3: have mentioned it. And I'm like, all right, I'll get
- 5:53Speaker 3: on Widow's Bay. But I also haven't seen any Apple originals,
- 5:56Speaker 3: so I feel like I should start somewhere, like with
- 6:01Speaker 3: the Severance or something, but I don't.
- 6:03Speaker 1: Know so I would recommend. So I started with a
- 6:07Speaker 1: show called Shrinking.
- 6:09Speaker 3: And it's isn't that a Ben ben Stiller? Right? Yeah?
- 6:13Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's Jason Siegel Harrison Ford. I can't
- 6:19Speaker 1: remember the girl's name, but she's fucking hilarious. It's kind
- 6:23Speaker 1: of a stacked Once you realize who everybody is, you're like, oh,
- 6:30Speaker 1: it's like it's like a show of character actors. Okay,
- 6:36Speaker 1: except for Harrison Ford obviously, he's just well he's he's
- 6:42Speaker 1: a it's a show about therapists.
- 6:45Speaker 3: Oh that's right, I remember you briefly mentioned it.
- 6:48Speaker 1: Yes, it's it's really good. So you got that one.
- 6:52Speaker 1: And then we just watched ted Lasso. They're coming out
- 6:55Speaker 1: with the fourth season of that soon, but there's three
- 6:58Speaker 1: seasons of that show and they're amazing. They're like thirty
- 7:02Speaker 1: nine minutes long. Okay, thirty nine to fifty nine. Jason Sadekas, right, yeah,
- 7:09Speaker 1: Jason Sidakas, which, like I knew he was a good actor,
- 7:13Speaker 1: but man, yeah, he's he's got some shops in ted Lasso. Okay, Like,
- 7:20Speaker 1: there was one scene that happened, like he's doing this
- 7:24Speaker 1: like really heartfelt emotional monologue and I look over at
- 7:27Speaker 1: Jessica and she looks over at me and we're both
- 7:29Speaker 1: like weepy eyed, were like, what the fuck is this?
- 7:32Speaker 3: Who is this is not what I signed up for?
- 7:36Speaker 3: Don't make me feel Okay, anything else in the uh
- 7:43Speaker 3: ouvra if that's even the right word. I'm just pulling
- 7:46Speaker 3: words out of my head.
- 7:47Speaker 1: No, that's that's that's about it.
- 7:49Speaker 3: Okay, let me go to the old letter box here
- 7:51Speaker 3: and see what I've been watching this. This is the
- 7:53Speaker 3: bonus episode, so there hasn't been much time in between
- 7:57Speaker 3: the last recording in this, but let's see. Obviously, I
- 8:03Speaker 3: watched Obsession. I'm gonna just mention that again. I'm obsessed
- 8:05Speaker 3: with that movie. It's so good. I watched Dark Skies,
- 8:09Speaker 3: one of the most criminally underrated alien abduction movies. I
- 8:14Speaker 3: really wish I would have done this as the deep cut.
- 8:16Speaker 3: No offense to puppet Masters, but Dark Skies is fucking incredible.
- 8:21Speaker 3: I was supposed to sh my god, Passenger has been
- 8:23Speaker 3: a nightmare. I was supposed to go see Passenger like
- 8:25Speaker 3: thirteen different times. I'm going to see it today finally,
- 8:29Speaker 3: because I'm excited about that one. Hopefully it's not as
- 8:32Speaker 3: much of a disappointment as Corporate Retreat. The ratings aren't great.
- 8:36Speaker 1: But I'm hyped for that movie.
- 8:38Speaker 3: I'm hyped for it too, because they actually involve Gabby noted.
- 8:43Speaker 3: Notice this in the trailer, but there's a little like
- 8:47Speaker 3: not statue, but something hanging from the mirror that's like
- 8:49Speaker 3: this patron saint of safe traveling and that's actually brought
- 8:53Speaker 3: into the movie and I'm like, oh, that's really cool.
- 8:56Speaker 3: I love see that.
- 8:58Speaker 1: It's funny. I was actually talking to Kyle about this
- 9:01Speaker 1: like two nights ago. We were talking about new stuff
- 9:05Speaker 1: coming out, because he had asked me if I had
- 9:08Speaker 1: seen Hokum and I was like, man, Passengers and he
- 9:13Speaker 1: was like, yeah, no, it seems really cool. And I
- 9:16Speaker 1: was like, man, they had me sold, because they do
- 9:20Speaker 1: in the trailer one of my absolute favorite tropes in
- 9:24Speaker 1: horror ever, where it's like you're running away from or
- 9:27Speaker 1: you're driving away from something hooky spooky, and you like
- 9:30Speaker 1: turn the corner or you run through the door and
- 9:33Speaker 1: you think you're about to be safe and you're right
- 9:35Speaker 1: back to where you fucking started, and it's like yes, yes,
- 9:39Speaker 1: And that's the trailer that means they're gonna do that
- 9:42Speaker 1: like fifty seven number times through the movie, and I like,
- 9:47Speaker 1: if it is just a movie of that, I'm gonna
- 9:49Speaker 1: be so.
- 9:49Speaker 3: Happy, exactly exactly. That's where I'm at. I love in
- 9:55Speaker 3: movies when you're in an ever ending loop and it
- 9:57Speaker 3: just seems to be He's in this loop of not
- 9:59Speaker 3: being able to pass this guy, not being able to
- 10:01Speaker 3: pass this guy, and then boom, he's in the passenger seat.
- 10:04Speaker 3: So I'm you know, and I love a good jump
- 10:06Speaker 3: scare movie as long as they're done right. There's something
- 10:09Speaker 3: wrong with jump scares. I feel like people are so
- 10:12Speaker 3: down on jump scares, but I genuinely not every horror movie,
- 10:17Speaker 3: you know, I like them. Here and There a good example.
- 10:21Speaker 3: I mean, Hokum honestly had a lot of jump scares,
- 10:23Speaker 3: but they were so well crafted and so creepy that
- 10:26Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, this is this is what I.
- 10:28Speaker 1: Think with the thing with Hokum is they telegraphed the
- 10:34Speaker 1: jump scares so much that they they say they were like, hey,
- 10:39Speaker 1: in the next like forty seconds, you're gonna get jump scared,
- 10:42Speaker 1: and then you get jump scared and you're like, ah,
- 10:44Speaker 1: you got me, because they were never like it was
- 10:47Speaker 1: never like ooh, that's fucking scary. It was. It was
- 10:52Speaker 1: music based jump scares. Like if you didn't have that
- 10:56Speaker 1: giant swell stab with whatever they're showing you on camera,
- 11:01Speaker 1: it wouldn't have been a jump scare. It just would
- 11:03Speaker 1: have been something like shocking to see.
- 11:06Speaker 3: Yeah, there was one I say, unjump scare because at
- 11:11Speaker 3: one point Adam Scott's character goes from from one room
- 11:15Speaker 3: to the next and then all of a sudden, someone's
- 11:17Speaker 3: just behind him and I was like, ah, like noah,
- 11:21Speaker 3: that was great. But yeah, so I'm excited for Passenger
- 11:25Speaker 3: tonight and I think that's all I've recently watched. I
- 11:29Speaker 3: was supposed to watch the Cult Movie Challenge that didn't
- 11:32Speaker 3: happen this week. This was my week off too, or
- 11:35Speaker 3: last week because now it's the day after Memorial Day.
- 11:38Speaker 3: Last week was my week off and I did like
- 11:41Speaker 3: it was jam packed full of shit, so I didn't
- 11:44Speaker 3: even get to half the stuff that I wanted to.
- 11:47Speaker 3: But yeah, I think that's all I've watched. So I'll
- 11:48Speaker 3: talk about The Lately Maniac at some point for Shaw
- 11:51Speaker 3: Brothers a week probably next week. And then I also
- 11:54Speaker 3: have the screener for Cracking that I'm gonna check out
- 11:58Speaker 3: and do a review on here to But other than that,
- 12:02Speaker 3: I think that's all I have. Oh and then back
- 12:04Speaker 3: Rooms comes out this weekend, which beyond hypes four, Gabby
- 12:08Speaker 3: and I are gonna go see like the ten forty
- 12:10Speaker 3: five am showing our AMC actually has a new format.
- 12:14Speaker 3: It's called XL and it's like that is a forty
- 12:17Speaker 3: foot tall or wide screen, so it's it's not Imax
- 12:21Speaker 3: or Doby. It's just a massive screen. So we're gonna
- 12:24Speaker 3: go see backrooms on the biggest screen at our theater. Yeah,
- 12:27Speaker 3: it's pretty cool. Also, random update on dust Bunnies, because
- 12:31Speaker 3: it's been over a year since we've shot that film.
- 12:34Speaker 3: I'm finally getting around to finishing up the editing. It
- 12:37Speaker 3: is ten minutes currently. The first five minutes are fully
- 12:40Speaker 3: complete and done. I went to my dad's studio, got
- 12:44Speaker 3: a whole bunch of sound effects and horror scores because
- 12:49Speaker 3: it's really all I need to do is just add
- 12:50Speaker 3: in all the background, do some color grade, and call
- 12:52Speaker 3: it a day. So the plan is.
- 12:54Speaker 1: ADR is normally what takes the like editing the movie
- 12:58Speaker 1: doesn't normally take that long. It's all ADR and backend stuff. Dude,
- 13:02Speaker 1: Nis the movie takes so long.
- 13:05Speaker 3: I had all of the video done in a couple
- 13:08Speaker 3: of days, and then the audio I was like fuck.
- 13:10Speaker 3: So that it is is almost the beginning of June.
- 13:14Speaker 3: I plan to have this finish by the end of June,
- 13:18Speaker 3: and then in July we're gonna start submitting it to
- 13:21Speaker 3: film festivals. Gabby doesn't want to release it on YouTube
- 13:24Speaker 3: just yet, which is fine. She's the director, so we're
- 13:28Speaker 3: gonna do some festival runs see if it gets accepted.
- 13:31Speaker 3: Blah blah blah. And I'm currently in the middle of
- 13:33Speaker 3: writing two separate scripts right now for feature length films.
- 13:36Speaker 3: One that is gonna be a bigger movie that's gonna
- 13:41Speaker 3: involve a budget, and I actually might have funding for
- 13:44Speaker 3: due to a very good friend of mine who will
- 13:46Speaker 3: remain nameless for now, and director I know and love
- 13:50Speaker 3: who if he's interested he might help as well. And
- 13:53Speaker 3: then I have a smaller, much more, much more budget
- 13:57Speaker 3: friendly future length that I am about end pages into writing.
- 14:02Speaker 3: So good stuff coming out here. You know, I learned,
- 14:08Speaker 3: I learned the hard way from dust bunnies, and now
- 14:11Speaker 3: I know going into my next, you know, my future
- 14:16Speaker 3: that this is gonna be. Now I know what to do.
- 14:18Speaker 3: But anyways, anyways, let's move on. Let's go to the
- 14:21Speaker 3: body count, all right? So I couldn't remember if this
- 14:28Speaker 3: was found footage or not. And while there are elements
- 14:30Speaker 3: of POV, I think I'm confusing extraterrestrial with alien abduction
- 14:35Speaker 3: because they're both from twenty fourteen, but this is extraterrestrial
- 14:39Speaker 3: from the year I just mentioned twenty fourteen, released on
- 14:42Speaker 3: October seventeenth of that year, straight to the Internet. It
- 14:45Speaker 3: did have a limited run in November of that year,
- 14:49Speaker 3: but I did not realize this went straight to streaming,
- 14:52Speaker 3: which seems weird because it's twelve years ago. I didn't
- 14:55Speaker 3: really think things did that that much outside of like
- 14:58Speaker 3: Netflix originals. But nonetheless, this is not rated. We've got
- 15:02Speaker 3: mild sex and nudity, moderate violence and gore, severe profanity,
- 15:06Speaker 3: moderate alcoholic drugs and smoking. I would say severe because
- 15:08Speaker 3: Seth is constantly drinking, and moderate frightening and intend sees
- 15:12Speaker 3: coming in an hour and forty one minutes. Listed as
- 15:15Speaker 3: an action horror, mystery, sci fi thriller directed by Colin Minihan.
- 15:19Speaker 3: He is part of the Vicious Brothers with Stuart Ortiz.
- 15:23Speaker 3: They also directed Grave Encounters. Colin directed It Stains the
- 15:28Speaker 3: Sands Red and What Keeps You Alive. This is also
- 15:30Speaker 3: written by Colin. He wrote everything I just mentioned. He
- 15:34Speaker 3: also wrote Stillborn Z and Spiral not the Saw Spiral
- 15:39Speaker 3: and then written by Stewart Ortiz. They wrote this as
- 15:41Speaker 3: the Vicious Brothers He also wrote Grave Encounters, which he
- 15:44Speaker 3: also helped codirect. It Stains the Sands Red and Strange
- 15:48Speaker 3: Harvests composed by someone called Blitz Backslash Backslash Berlin. They
- 15:54Speaker 3: also composed The Void, Psycho Gore Man and The Silent
- 15:58Speaker 3: Knight Deadly Knight from twenty twenty five. Cinematography by Sammy Naya,
- 16:03Speaker 3: who also did the cinematography for The Void. Edited by
- 16:06Speaker 3: Colin Minihan. He edits pretty much everything he directs, and
- 16:10Speaker 3: also Stewart Ortiz helped as well. He edited Grave Encounters
- 16:13Speaker 3: and Strange Harvest. We have a wildly good, i'd say
- 16:17Speaker 3: interesting cast in this. He had Brittany Allen is April.
- 16:20Speaker 3: She You're probably gonna know her from Jigsaw's Carly, but
- 16:23Speaker 3: she also starred in Color.
- 16:25Speaker 1: What Jessica knows her from was Supernatural.
- 16:29Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, or that I never watched that. She
- 16:33Speaker 3: did also star in Colin's other films, It Stains the
- 16:36Speaker 3: Sands Red and What Keeps You Alive. Then you have
- 16:38Speaker 3: Freddie stromas Kyle. He was also in Harry Potter six,
- 16:41Speaker 3: seven and eight as Kormick mcleaghan. Melanie Pepia as Melanie,
- 16:47Speaker 3: who was also in the Den as Elizabeth. Benton I
- 16:50Speaker 3: mentioned that recently on the podcast Killer POV style horror
- 16:54Speaker 3: movie Jess Moth as Seth. He was also in Tucker
- 16:57Speaker 3: and Dale Versus Evil as Chad, which is much more
- 17:00Speaker 3: fitting name for his character in this movie. Anya sav
- 17:04Speaker 3: Kick as lex who hasn't done much, but she was
- 17:07Speaker 3: in Ricky Siniki as Susan gil Bello's a Sheriff Murphy.
- 17:11Speaker 3: He was in The Shawshank Redemption as Tommy, and then
- 17:13Speaker 3: Michael Fucking Ironside popping up in this as Travis. You
- 17:17Speaker 3: might know him from many things, but I know him
- 17:20Speaker 3: most from Scanners as Daryl Revick. Estimate A Bunchet of
- 17:23Speaker 3: only three million, which is quite impressive, only got one
- 17:25Speaker 3: hundred and twenty two thousand at the box office because
- 17:28Speaker 3: it went straight to streaming. Movie was filmed in BC Canada.
- 17:31Speaker 3: You can watch this on AMC plus movies that came
- 17:35Speaker 3: out around the same time, Sweet Christ, What a What
- 17:38Speaker 3: a Year? Or Month? Interstellar, Gone Girl, John Wick, American
- 17:44Speaker 3: Sniper Fury, Big Hero Six, Annaba, Annabelle, Dracula, Untold, The
- 17:51Speaker 3: Taking of Deborah Logan, Dumb and Dumber two, the sequel
- 17:54Speaker 3: Everyone Forgot About Last Shift, Clown Wija, the Talent that Dreaded,
- 17:59Speaker 3: Sundown and the House is October Bilt. A lot of
- 18:01Speaker 3: good horror, a lot of good just other shit right
- 18:05Speaker 3: heater some heaters in there. IODB summary. A group of
- 18:09Speaker 3: friends on a weekend trip to a cabin in the
- 18:11Speaker 3: woods find themselves terrorized by alien visitors. Let's go into
- 18:15Speaker 3: the autopsy, all right, Corey uh man, this this was
- 18:21Speaker 3: a movie. I've got some thoughts. I've got some feelings,
- 18:24Speaker 3: but let's go to you overall thoughts. What do you got?
- 18:27Speaker 1: So this is my uh this is my analogy that
- 18:30Speaker 1: I said, I've never.
- 18:31Speaker 3: Oh, you're you're gonna fuck me up with this. Right
- 18:33Speaker 3: off the rip. Let's right off the rip. Let's go.
- 18:36Speaker 1: So I I Am going to use baseball to explain
- 18:41Speaker 1: this movie. Okay, somehow this movie has two strikes and
- 18:51Speaker 1: three balls. It's bottom of the ninth and god damn it,
- 18:58Speaker 1: somehow this movie still got on base because on that
- 19:02Speaker 1: final pitch the batter got hit. They got there. But
- 19:10Speaker 1: due to no work of their own did they get there.
- 19:15Speaker 1: It was my work and my enjoyment of the things
- 19:19Speaker 1: that I enjoyed that got it there. Did they deserve
- 19:23Speaker 1: it probably not oh when it got there anyway.
- 19:26Speaker 3: Ten out of ten no notes. I'm not even gonna
- 19:29Speaker 3: give my overall thoughts because it's not gonna come close
- 19:32Speaker 3: to this movie. You will hear my thoughts as the
- 19:36Speaker 3: review goes along. So typically as I've been doing lately,
- 19:40Speaker 3: I tried to pick something a theme and start with
- 19:42Speaker 3: that theme. But there's too much to say about this movie,
- 19:44Speaker 3: so we're just gonna get into it. I really really
- 19:49Speaker 3: liked the cold open. In fact, I think it is
- 19:52Speaker 3: quite terrific because terrified young woman runs up to the
- 19:56Speaker 3: gas station frantic, in need of help. Something's clearly chasing her,
- 20:01Speaker 3: we just don't know what. The employee is very uninterested.
- 20:04Speaker 3: I love how he even flips off the open sign,
- 20:07Speaker 3: basically saying, you know, go fuck yourself, runs outside, heads
- 20:10Speaker 3: for a toll booth, which are a toll booth, a
- 20:12Speaker 3: phone booth, which I didn't even know still existed in
- 20:15Speaker 3: twenty fourteen. I didn't realize they were still around, and
- 20:21Speaker 3: calls nine to one one pleading for help, and then boom,
- 20:23Speaker 3: beam of light. She's gone, not attacked, not dragged away,
- 20:27Speaker 3: just banished into this beat or vanished into this beam
- 20:30Speaker 3: of light. So of course the employee walks outside and
- 20:33Speaker 3: it's like, oh, not only is the lady gone, but
- 20:36Speaker 3: the phone booth is gone too, and then phone booth
- 20:40Speaker 3: crashes to Earth. I mean, what a way to tell
- 20:43Speaker 3: your audience they're in for some fucking alien nonsense in
- 20:46Speaker 3: my opinion. But even before that, the movie had me
- 20:50Speaker 3: utterly wheezing with the gas station like the display box
- 20:57Speaker 3: that they had, so it's like it's like, I was like,
- 20:59Speaker 3: is this down footing? I can't remember? And it opens
- 21:01Speaker 3: like in space with Earth and meteors and shit, and
- 21:05Speaker 3: then the camera pulls out pun intended you'll get that
- 21:08Speaker 3: in a minute to an advertisement for condoms. It's a
- 21:11Speaker 3: little display with the picture of space and a constellation
- 21:14Speaker 3: in the form of a condom. And I was fucking wheezing.
- 21:17Speaker 3: I don't know about you, but I was, yeah, what
- 21:20Speaker 3: the fuck happened?
- 21:22Speaker 1: Jess Can I were jess Can and I were watching it,
- 21:24Speaker 1: and I was like, this is this is a weird visual?
- 21:28Speaker 1: Wait is it a dick? No, it's a condom. And
- 21:32Speaker 1: then it zoomed out even more and Jessica was like,
- 21:35Speaker 1: now just looks like a turd.
- 21:38Speaker 3: So, uh, what did you feel about the cold open,
- 21:41Speaker 3: uh with a name like extraterrestrial. I don't feel like
- 21:44Speaker 3: we needed a setup like that, but I did really
- 21:47Speaker 3: enjoy it. I'd love to get your thoughts on it.
- 21:50Speaker 1: You, you and the listeners know me in the sense
- 21:54Speaker 1: that almost always I enjoy a cold open.
- 21:59Speaker 3: I love it.
- 22:00Speaker 1: I love it when it's well done. But even when
- 22:03Speaker 1: it's like not well done, I'm like, uh, still thanks
- 22:06Speaker 1: for the establishment.
- 22:07Speaker 3: Why not?
- 22:09Speaker 1: But this one it was super cool and I really
- 22:13Speaker 1: like that. You get almost a double payoff in a sense,
- 22:17Speaker 1: because the you get the you get the crazy strobing flashes,
- 22:23Speaker 1: and then the entire phone booth and the woman are gone.
- 22:27Speaker 1: But then the phone booth falls back down, so you
- 22:31Speaker 1: get the ooh it's gone, and then you get the
- 22:35Speaker 1: scare for lack of a better term, of the phone
- 22:38Speaker 1: booth falling, and you're like, oh shit. So they're just
- 22:42Speaker 1: like they're just wanton with it. Like there it's I.
- 22:47Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that. And then they go into the
- 22:50Speaker 1: rest of the story and I'm like, all right, thank
- 22:52Speaker 1: you for setting the tone of what I need to
- 22:54Speaker 1: expect going.
- 22:55Speaker 3: Forward with this one and this this it falls into
- 23:01Speaker 3: the category of just forgotten alien flex because typically when
- 23:05Speaker 3: we're talking alien abduction, the conversation is usually maybe fire
- 23:09Speaker 3: in the Sky, Close Encounters, Fourth Kind might be thrown
- 23:13Speaker 3: in there, because when in terms of alien abduction movies
- 23:17Speaker 3: where you see people get abducted, they're not done as
- 23:21Speaker 3: much as say alien invasion, alien attack. But honestly, you know,
- 23:26Speaker 3: like this one rarely gets mentioned alongside a couple other
- 23:29Speaker 3: movies like Dark Skies. I mentioned that earlier alien abduction
- 23:33Speaker 3: Communion maybe Area fifty one, but that might be a
- 23:35Speaker 3: little little niche there. But I think this movie should
- 23:40Speaker 3: get talked about more because Beneath the Chaos is a movie,
- 23:43Speaker 3: in my opinion, that understands exactly what makes alien horror scary,
- 23:47Speaker 3: not necessarily invasion or warfare, not destruction, but the act
- 23:52Speaker 3: of being abducted. The idea that something is coming for
- 23:56Speaker 3: you and there's absolutely nothing you can do about except
- 24:00Speaker 3: for April, but we'll get there. And I think that's
- 24:03Speaker 3: what the movie taps into. The fear it becomes genuinely
- 24:08Speaker 3: effective for me when they're doing it properly, you know,
- 24:12Speaker 3: because there's a lot of pacing issues which we'll get to,
- 24:15Speaker 3: so oh.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 24:18Speaker 3: And I think the smartest thing this movie does before
- 24:21Speaker 3: is make the setup feel believable before everything goes off
- 24:24Speaker 3: the rails. I mean, the setup is for a movie
- 24:27Speaker 3: like this can be done in a multitude of ways,
- 24:30Speaker 3: but this one, to me, feels very real and grounded.
- 24:34Speaker 3: She is April is heading to a cabin to take
- 24:37Speaker 3: photos for her mother because they're selling this cabin and
- 24:41Speaker 3: the you know, the professional is too expensive and her
- 24:44Speaker 3: mother's cheap, so she's not going there. Because they found
- 24:47Speaker 3: a mysterious map and there's no demons. It's just it
- 24:52Speaker 3: feels real, you know, it's the thing that would happen
- 24:55Speaker 3: in a family. And then Kyle secretly invites some friends
- 24:58Speaker 3: because he wants to turn a boring weekend into it getaway. Again,
- 25:02Speaker 3: completely believable, and we spend enough time with these relationships
- 25:06Speaker 3: that the characters feel like people we actually know, not
- 25:09Speaker 3: necessarily horror archetypes waiting to die outside of seth I
- 25:14Speaker 3: would say, but uh, it makes escalating the chaos easier
- 25:17Speaker 3: to buy into. And I love like, I love So
- 25:21Speaker 3: they had a good, cold, open, good setup. What do
- 25:23Speaker 3: we feel about the setup? Did it feel natural? Did
- 25:25Speaker 3: it feel uh, not too far fetched? I mean they're
- 25:28Speaker 3: they're going out there to take photos of the house,
- 25:30Speaker 3: and she has the camera to she does bring the camera.
- 25:34Speaker 1: Yes, the the initial setup is is totally fine.
- 25:38Speaker 3: Okay, they have no problem with it. Gotcha.
- 25:42Speaker 1: My first thing that I'm like, hmm, I feel like
- 25:47Speaker 1: something got missed here in the entire drive up, did
- 25:52Speaker 1: you see the dog?
- 25:54Speaker 3: M fuck? I wasn't paying attention.
- 25:58Speaker 1: No, where the fuck did Rusty come from?
- 26:01Speaker 3: I saw, I know there's a shot of them outside
- 26:04Speaker 3: and the dog is there. Yeah, but I don't remember.
- 26:07Speaker 1: But where did the dog come from?
- 26:10Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't remember seeing the car now and if
- 26:14Speaker 3: you fuck yeah, I don't remember that at all. And
- 26:16Speaker 3: Fox fuck Seth for setting off fireworks and you know,
- 26:20Speaker 3: with a with a vehicle that has a dog in it,
- 26:22Speaker 3: I fucking hate set right.
- 26:25Speaker 1: And then so Jessico bailed out once they killed the dog,
- 26:28Speaker 1: which are.
- 26:30Speaker 3: Oh, lost lost points for me for sure because the
- 26:33Speaker 3: dog disappears and I'm like, oh, he's gonna be safe.
- 26:35Speaker 3: He fucked off, and then they show him dead and
- 26:37Speaker 3: I'm like that is this bullshit? Losing losing points immediately.
- 26:42Speaker 1: Especially because it is an ethereal dog to begin with.
- 26:46Speaker 1: This dog just appears, did they is this did the
- 26:51Speaker 1: Are the fucking parents just absolute terrible people? They get
- 26:54Speaker 1: divorced and they're like, I leave the dog here, it'll
- 26:57Speaker 1: be all right.
- 26:59Speaker 3: Yeah I don't know. Uh so yeah, okay, so that
- 27:02Speaker 3: the dog doesn't work for you, that's that's that's completely yeah, that's.
- 27:06Speaker 1: And there's something about the way the dialogue is written
- 27:12Speaker 1: to me, which I don't know if this was a
- 27:17Speaker 1: show you watched when you were younger, but from my childhood,
- 27:21Speaker 1: my show for a long time was Degrassi The Next Generation.
- 27:26Speaker 1: I never got out, and it's so Canadian, like it's
- 27:31Speaker 1: the most Canadian, like some of the characters even like
- 27:36Speaker 1: sorry like a boot, like like it's Canadian Canadian, And
- 27:41Speaker 1: some of this dialogue felt like high school degrassy dialogue
- 27:48Speaker 1: like it was. It was just a little blunted, like
- 27:53Speaker 1: none of it, even the heartfelt moments, felt a little
- 27:58Speaker 1: bit canned. Or like when April's talking about like I
- 28:02Speaker 1: don't even know if I believe in marriage, it's like
- 28:05Speaker 1: it sounds like she's talking out the side of her
- 28:07Speaker 1: mouth with that. Yeah, like nothing, none of the not
- 28:10Speaker 1: until they're screaming about aliens. Does anybody really sound sincere
- 28:16Speaker 1: about anything?
- 28:17Speaker 3: Right? And I have I actually have an entire section
- 28:20Speaker 3: specifically about the dialogue that I would love to get into.
- 28:23Speaker 3: And because it's it's not just Seth that I hate.
- 28:26Speaker 3: They all fall victims to it. But but before we
- 28:29Speaker 3: before we dive into that, I wanted to because the movie,
- 28:33Speaker 3: I mean, it gets pretty, it gets going pretty quickly.
- 28:36Speaker 3: It's you know, for an hour and forty one minutes.
- 28:41Speaker 3: It's good and bad. But I think that UFO reveal
- 28:46Speaker 3: is one of the coolest things because typically in alien movies, yes,
- 28:50Speaker 3: we get a lot of shit crash landing to Earth,
- 28:52Speaker 3: but seeing the actual UFO is the thing that crashed,
- 28:55Speaker 3: it's very rare. And they they went with the class.
- 29:00Speaker 3: They didn't try to reinvent the wheel here. They used
- 29:03Speaker 3: one that has existed in culture for decades, the traditional
- 29:07Speaker 3: silver flying disc, the thing that you know you see
- 29:09Speaker 3: in the blurry photographs. And to me, there's something so
- 29:12Speaker 3: refreshing about using just a saucer, like it was so simple,
- 29:16Speaker 3: and the the graph of the CG honestly look pretty
- 29:19Speaker 3: fucking solid for being twelve years old. No, on a three.
- 29:23Speaker 1: Million dollar bus, it looked amazing.
- 29:26Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, so I'm not alone in the other day.
- 29:29Speaker 1: No, no, no, here's what killed it. And now this
- 29:32Speaker 1: may this may be a Oh Corey has too much
- 29:36Speaker 1: niche information floating around in his brain, so this may
- 29:40Speaker 1: be a me thing, but it may not be. I
- 29:45Speaker 1: have I wouldn't say intimate knowledge, but I have a
- 29:48Speaker 1: good working knowledge of the information about the things that
- 29:53Speaker 1: happened at Roswell and like the story behind Roswell. Okay,
- 29:58Speaker 1: so when they come upon the crash, instead of like
- 30:05Speaker 1: them just like picking shit up and handling it and
- 30:09Speaker 1: just like showing us things. I can't remember if it's
- 30:14Speaker 1: Seth or Kyle, but one of them picks up a
- 30:16Speaker 1: piece of the ship and he's like, it's so light,
- 30:20Speaker 1: it's almost like it's aluminum or like some kind of
- 30:24Speaker 1: like tinfoil. Yeah, it's like some kind of foil. And
- 30:27Speaker 1: I'm like, well, yeah, that's exactly what they said at Roswell.
- 30:31Speaker 1: But now you're just copying. Now, you're not inspired by Now,
- 30:35Speaker 1: you're just saying the direct thing. If they wouldn't have
- 30:38Speaker 1: said anything about it, and they would have just like
- 30:41Speaker 1: observed it and like fucked around with it and shown
- 30:44Speaker 1: us what they were doing, I would have been like, hmmm,
- 30:48Speaker 1: this is a perfect scene. No notes, it's absolutely perfect,
- 30:51Speaker 1: but they're just like telling us things about it that,
- 30:55Speaker 1: especially once they mention Roswell earlier in the movie with Travis.
- 31:02Speaker 1: You're now thinking, okay, I include in. They're using Roswell
- 31:07Speaker 1: as like a jump off point, right, I know the
- 31:09Speaker 1: information about Roswell. Cool, show it to me. But then
- 31:13Speaker 1: they show it and they're like, ooh, Roswell details. Okay, fine,
- 31:17Speaker 1: all right, you over explain to themselves.
- 31:20Speaker 3: Okay, say all right, I have a note on that
- 31:23Speaker 3: that we're kind of split on. But that's okay. But yeah,
- 31:28Speaker 3: they mean they give you the classic Honestly, the effect
- 31:30Speaker 3: hold up the crash sequence is great because watching this
- 31:35Speaker 3: massive saucer crash into the forest immediately shifts the dynamic.
- 31:39Speaker 3: In my opinion, characters are not dealing with a distant threat.
- 31:42Speaker 3: The threat is right there, and once the ship arrives,
- 31:45Speaker 3: the movie delivers it's best sequence. Not immediately, it's a
- 31:49Speaker 3: little bit after the ship's arrives and they're dealing with
- 31:51Speaker 3: the aliens. But I wanted to talk about one specific
- 31:53Speaker 3: scene because I feel like this scene is a true
- 31:58Speaker 3: master class and film making, film editing, cinematography, whatever the
- 32:03Speaker 3: fuck you wanna call it, it's Lex's abduction. To me,
- 32:06Speaker 3: the scene is flat out phenomenal. It is pouring rain.
- 32:11Speaker 3: I think it's Kyle and April. They're investigating that tree, which,
- 32:15Speaker 3: by the way, is like surgically sliced, and I love
- 32:18Speaker 3: that because you know, it's like, why is this cut
- 32:21Speaker 3: so cleaning? And then it stops raining instantly. Immediately got
- 32:24Speaker 3: vibes from Nope because it happens in Nope. And then
- 32:28Speaker 3: Seth notices that it's still raining by the car, so
- 32:31Speaker 3: he goes over to the car, and there's this great
- 32:33Speaker 3: shot of Seth walking through this wall of rain. It's
- 32:37Speaker 3: not raining here, it's raining over here. He sticks his
- 32:40Speaker 3: hand out and is like, what the fuck is happening,
- 32:42Speaker 3: and then boom, red light floods everything, transforming the environment
- 32:47Speaker 3: into the literal things of nightmares. And that visual alone,
- 32:52Speaker 3: to me, is very unsettling, and for the briefest of moment,
- 32:55Speaker 3: I feel this movie captures the feeling that made fire
- 32:58Speaker 3: in the sky so terear with that beam of light
- 33:01Speaker 3: that hits Lex. Why Lex decides to step out of
- 33:04Speaker 3: the car is fucking beyond me. My only note on
- 33:08Speaker 3: this little section is her stepping out because it makes
- 33:11Speaker 3: no sense. But then the beam hits her, she starts
- 33:14Speaker 3: to rise, but then the camera does this just fucking
- 33:18Speaker 3: beautiful thing. It starts at the ground and starts to
- 33:20Speaker 3: just pan up from her feet to her face, and
- 33:23Speaker 3: you have these rocks kind of spiraling around her, and
- 33:26Speaker 3: she's just entranced in this beam and then boom, she
- 33:31Speaker 3: gets joinked up to the UFO. By the way, yoink
- 33:36Speaker 3: is the opposite of a yeat. But I thought that
- 33:40Speaker 3: one's one of the most incredible abduction sequences, Like it
- 33:43Speaker 3: was so well done. I don't know if I'm alone
- 33:46Speaker 3: in that feeling. Would love your thoughts, No, it was.
- 33:49Speaker 1: I love that they do it. They started off and
- 33:54Speaker 1: you it's almost made in a sense that lex it's
- 33:57Speaker 1: like a serene experience, and she's like she's looking up
- 34:03Speaker 1: at it like it's it's almost a religious experience. And
- 34:06Speaker 1: then the soundtracking drops out and she just gets joinked
- 34:10Speaker 1: up like violently, like you can tell they put a
- 34:14Speaker 1: harness on her and they said, hey, this is gonna hurt,
- 34:20Speaker 1: and just pulled the fucking chord and jerked her up
- 34:23Speaker 1: into the sky. Now the on My only thought, after
- 34:29Speaker 1: having seen the full movie is thinking that there is
- 34:35Speaker 1: So this is after April has shotgunned one of them.
- 34:41Speaker 3: Okay, correct, yes, okay, no, yes, yes, yes, that happens
- 34:46Speaker 3: early on, Okay, and there's a reason.
- 34:49Speaker 1: So right, So April shotgun is one of these things.
- 34:54Speaker 1: So what we know for a fact that, well, we
- 34:57Speaker 1: don't know, but after we have seen the movie we
- 34:59Speaker 1: know so that one of these things at least is
- 35:02Speaker 1: running out running around out in these woods. We also
- 35:06Speaker 1: know from having seen the movie that these aliens, I'm
- 35:12Speaker 1: guessing if they are in like direct line of sight,
- 35:16Speaker 1: have some sort of like mind control powers. So I'm
- 35:20Speaker 1: thinking that the shotgunned alien was running around the ship
- 35:27Speaker 1: was actually coming to pick up that alien, and that
- 35:30Speaker 1: alien did the mind control on les as like a
- 35:35Speaker 1: terror act, like let let me do this to scare
- 35:39Speaker 1: them because I want them to know they fucked up
- 35:41Speaker 1: by shotgunning me. Yeah maybe, but yeah no, the it's
- 35:47Speaker 1: it is a it's a terrifying act like it's it's
- 35:52Speaker 1: such a power move on the move of the aliens,
- 35:57Speaker 1: because that's kind of the moment you you're not gonna win,
- 36:03Speaker 1: Like that was the moment where I go, Okay, everybody's
- 36:07Speaker 1: dying like, if you got a name, you're dying.
- 36:09Speaker 3: Oh yeah, everyone's pretty fucked in this movie.
- 36:12Speaker 1: Yeah they yeah, they really are.
- 36:15Speaker 3: And something I was getting upset about slowly during that
- 36:19Speaker 3: scene was okay, red light. Interesting, Usually it's white light.
- 36:24Speaker 3: Why is it red? Show me the ship, Show me
- 36:26Speaker 3: the ship. And it doesn't show you the ship until
- 36:29Speaker 3: she gets sucked into it, and I was like, that
- 36:31Speaker 3: ship is fucking incredible. It's the classic saucer, but it's
- 36:35Speaker 3: got all these red lights around it and it looks
- 36:37Speaker 3: so good just hovering there. I was so impressed with
- 36:41Speaker 3: the CG in this movie, probably because most of it
- 36:43Speaker 3: takes place at night. The UFO they can kind of
- 36:47Speaker 3: you know, the aliens did not look that great at
- 36:50Speaker 3: some moments, but the ship itself.
- 36:52Speaker 1: Will what the aliens it looked like the fucking South
- 36:57Speaker 1: Park aliens.
- 37:00Speaker 3: Like the design of them, but the the CG moving
- 37:04Speaker 3: them around little wonky, if we're being honest, But they
- 37:08Speaker 3: di you know, they definitely put their budget into the UFO,
- 37:11Speaker 3: and I'm okay with that because a lot of the
- 37:13Speaker 3: times some of the aliens are in the background, out
- 37:15Speaker 3: of focus, or that one that just fucking like sprinted
- 37:19Speaker 3: past the camera. And almost made me fall out of
- 37:21Speaker 3: my fucking seat. But seeing the ship was incredible hovering
- 37:26Speaker 3: in the sky because you get to see it a
- 37:27Speaker 3: few times. And I'm glad that they I really thought
- 37:30Speaker 3: they were not going to show it in that abduction
- 37:32Speaker 3: scene and I was gonna lose points for that, But
- 37:34Speaker 3: the fact that they did show it above this forest,
- 37:37Speaker 3: it just it looked so fucking good. I mean, you know,
- 37:41Speaker 3: like I said, Lex does make a terrible decision, maybe
- 37:44Speaker 3: not the worst decision, because I think that goes to Seth.
- 37:47Speaker 3: But but we'll get before we roast Seth, before we
- 37:50Speaker 3: get to absolutely destroying this man. Let's give the movie
- 37:53Speaker 3: credit for some of the things that it does well.
- 37:57Speaker 3: Something very small, right, something that I thought, it's such
- 38:00Speaker 3: a small moment that I felt was just a beautiful
- 38:03Speaker 3: plot device. Is the movie plants information about the shotgun. Right.
- 38:09Speaker 3: So earlier in the film, we see her video skyping
- 38:14Speaker 3: whatever her father and he's like, Hey, you're going out there.
- 38:16Speaker 3: I need a couple of things. I need this, my
- 38:18Speaker 3: fishing raws, my drills. There's a shotgun in the basement
- 38:22Speaker 3: I need. And I didn't think anything of it at first.
- 38:25Speaker 3: I was just like he needs some stuff, and then
- 38:27Speaker 3: when the power goes out, they go to the basement
- 38:30Speaker 3: and I'm like, the shotgun's down there. This is beautiful.
- 38:33Speaker 3: So like, that little detail worked so well for me
- 38:37Speaker 3: because there's a reason for it to be down there.
- 38:40Speaker 3: I mean, other than the fact that it is a
- 38:41Speaker 3: cabin in the woods and you probably have one, but
- 38:44Speaker 3: specifically being in the basement was set up so well
- 38:46Speaker 3: that I'm like, all right, I love this. They're not
- 38:49Speaker 3: just happening to come across a gun. It was set
- 38:52Speaker 3: up in a very small way. That is, it's basic
- 38:55Speaker 3: screenwriting set up payoff, and you'd be surprised at how
- 38:58Speaker 3: many movies forget to do that. But it delivers these
- 39:01Speaker 3: character as a tool without making it feel forced. And
- 39:06Speaker 3: I don't know it was I latched onto that for
- 39:09Speaker 3: like so hard. I was like, I don't know why
- 39:10Speaker 3: I love that so much, but it just made me
- 39:12Speaker 3: happy that they were so detailed in some ways and
- 39:18Speaker 3: then other ways they were just so vague, you know,
- 39:20Speaker 3: like like we're being very specific about the shotgun, but anyways,
- 39:24Speaker 3: and see, I.
- 39:26Speaker 1: Like the shotgun payoff, but at the same time, I
- 39:28Speaker 1: felt like, ooh, this is just an evil Dead reference
- 39:31Speaker 1: because Shotgun in a basement.
- 39:33Speaker 3: Yeah, Shotgun in a basement very much Evil Dead. There's
- 39:37Speaker 3: also a lot of other alien movies. I feel it
- 39:40Speaker 3: is paying homage to Maybe people think they're ripping off.
- 39:44Speaker 3: I do believe it's homage. I don't think and I'll
- 39:47Speaker 3: explain why I think it's homage because there's a very
- 39:50Speaker 3: there's a scene in the very beginning of the movie
- 39:52Speaker 3: that that is why I think that. But and this
- 39:57Speaker 3: is the thing that you were not keen on the
- 39:59Speaker 3: can speak thing, right. I think the movie introduces this
- 40:03Speaker 3: idea which is either you know, brilliant or completely insane,
- 40:08Speaker 3: depending on your perspective. You are not too keen on it.
- 40:11Speaker 3: I love it. But when Travis drops the.
- 40:13Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no no, I wasn't keen on them showing
- 40:19Speaker 4: and explaining in that one section, Okay, the conspiracy, the
- 40:26Speaker 4: the conspiracy payoff for me is what saved the movie.
- 40:31Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Okay, okay, it was it was
- 40:34Speaker 1: to It was to no work of their own. They
- 40:37Speaker 1: just used something that was already like built into the
- 40:41Speaker 1: story that they were trying to tell.
- 40:43Speaker 3: Like, okay, gotch they.
- 40:45Speaker 1: They they it was not an original ending at all,
- 40:49Speaker 1: they just said, hey, take that alien conspiracy and film it. Okay,
- 40:54Speaker 1: So it was it wasn't It wasn't an original work.
- 40:57Speaker 1: It was built off of something else. That's that's why
- 41:00Speaker 1: I'm saying they got hit with the ball.
- 41:02Speaker 3: Yeah I gotcha, Okay, So yeah, I got you. Okay, okay,
- 41:07Speaker 3: because I really love that, you know, he says, Travis
- 41:09Speaker 3: is a conspiracy theorist. He's out, you know, he's out
- 41:11Speaker 3: in the woods. He's growing weed. Total tangent here. He
- 41:14Speaker 3: has the worst weed growing operation I've ever seen. He's
- 41:17Speaker 3: got growing plants in a tent, he's got curing plants
- 41:22Speaker 3: in a tent, and then he's just got fully cured
- 41:24Speaker 3: bud as well. You don't fucking cure weed out in
- 41:28Speaker 3: the sun. You cured in a dark fucking room. But
- 41:31Speaker 3: his weed operation just pissed me off. Anyways, So the
- 41:35Speaker 3: United States government, he explains, has maintained this treaty with
- 41:39Speaker 3: extraterrestrial since Roswell. I love this.
- 41:42Speaker 1: Uh.
- 41:42Speaker 3: It kind of reframes the situation. This is not first contact,
- 41:46Speaker 3: this is not an invasion. This is diplomacy gone wrong.
- 41:49Speaker 3: And these people do not realize this because they're not
- 41:52Speaker 3: attacking randomly. They're responding to April, who shoots that alien
- 41:58Speaker 3: and I think kills it because they go back and
- 42:00Speaker 3: it's not in the pool anymore. So maybe it didn't
- 42:02Speaker 3: get fully killed, but they wound.
- 42:05Speaker 1: Out because it's yeah, because it the uh the alien
- 42:10Speaker 1: that kills the cops is the alien that got shot.
- 42:13Speaker 3: Okay, so yeah, so they're they're the aliens are responding
- 42:16Speaker 3: to uh, you know, like a violation as April has
- 42:19Speaker 3: wounded one of them, so that, you know, the treaty
- 42:22Speaker 3: quote unquote has been broken. Now they're cleaning up the mess.
- 42:25Speaker 3: I think it's a fun twist because it makes humanity
- 42:28Speaker 3: feel smaller and less important. We're not dealing with this
- 42:30Speaker 3: grand war. We are dealing with actions and consequences, and
- 42:34Speaker 3: I really enjoyed that. You know, it brings something from
- 42:37Speaker 3: the real world into this movie, so it's not necessarily
- 42:40Speaker 3: anything new, but I find it a fun point to
- 42:43Speaker 3: bring in the movie because it gives reason for these
- 42:47Speaker 3: aliens to actually attack rather than just abduct. So that
- 42:51Speaker 3: for me worked on a plot level. And uh, so
- 42:55Speaker 3: you're okay with with this part of the movie. It's
- 42:58Speaker 3: just the the Overex over explanation of the craft and
- 43:01Speaker 3: stuff like that. Yes, okay, yes, perfect, I love it.
- 43:06Speaker 1: Yeah, because because the the the actions and consequences is
- 43:10Speaker 1: exactly what makes a movie like exists. Yeah, like Bigfoot
- 43:15Speaker 1: would not be fucking with you if you hadn't have
- 43:18Speaker 1: run its child over that. If you don't shot, if
- 43:21Speaker 1: you don't shot gun the alien, they're not gonna come
- 43:24Speaker 1: after you.
- 43:24Speaker 3: That is.
- 43:27Speaker 1: Big, hooky, spooky, lanky, gray alien. I'm gonna shoot it too.
- 43:32Speaker 1: That's why I was confused because it says Canadian, but
- 43:37Speaker 1: there's like a lot of American imagery. Are they pretending
- 43:41Speaker 1: they're in America?
- 43:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Also not a Canadian. It's an insight,
- 43:46Speaker 3: So I don't know, not at all, not at all.
- 43:50Speaker 1: Because because Travis clearly says I'm an American, nobody's trespassing
- 43:55Speaker 1: on my land without a fight. So it's like, are
- 43:59Speaker 1: we like border like between Canada and America, Like we
- 44:04Speaker 1: somewhere are like northern Oregon.
- 44:09Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not exactly sure where they're supposed to be,
- 44:12Speaker 3: but it does feel. It definitely feels like they're suppose
- 44:16Speaker 3: especially with Travis, because he was in Vietnam from sixty
- 44:21Speaker 3: seven to seventy one, He's that gun totin American, So
- 44:24Speaker 3: I feel like this has got to be set somewhere,
- 44:27Speaker 3: but they don't explicitly say where. So going back to
- 44:32Speaker 3: the thing I mentioned a little bit earlier about some
- 44:34Speaker 3: of the homage homages to me, I don't know if
- 44:37Speaker 3: people think that this movie's trying to rip off other
- 44:40Speaker 3: alien movies, but I did get Exists right away when
- 44:43Speaker 3: the you don't fuck with them, they don't fuck with you.
- 44:46Speaker 3: I was like, it Exists came out in the same year,
- 44:49Speaker 3: twenty fourteen, so I don't think anybody was ripping each
- 44:51Speaker 3: other off. But in the opening scene, if you noticed,
- 44:56Speaker 3: the victim had a last name of McPherson. This is
- 44:59Speaker 3: not an accident. This is a direct nod to the
- 45:02Speaker 3: McPherson tapes, which is one of the most criminally underrated
- 45:05Speaker 3: alien found footage movie has ever made. The abduction imagery
- 45:08Speaker 3: to me, like I mentioned earlier, really vibes like Fire
- 45:12Speaker 3: in the Sky, the white beam, the levitation, the sense
- 45:16Speaker 3: of dread, and even the interior parts of this ship
- 45:19Speaker 3: feel kind of inspired by that alien abduction scene in
- 45:23Speaker 3: Fire in the Sky. The aliens themselves kind of evoke
- 45:27Speaker 3: Communion from nineteen eighty nine not identically but spiritually similar.
- 45:32Speaker 3: And the red lights that are bleeding through the cabin walls,
- 45:35Speaker 3: it's almost impossible not to think of close encounters of
- 45:38Speaker 3: the third kind when that orange light is beaming through
- 45:42Speaker 3: one of the main characters kitchens. So I don't feel
- 45:46Speaker 3: like it's trying to hide its inspirations. I don't feel
- 45:49Speaker 3: like it's being derivative. I feel like it's just trying
- 45:51Speaker 3: to celebrate alien movies. But I can see how people
- 45:54Speaker 3: are like, well, this just feels like a rip off
- 45:56Speaker 3: this and this. To me, I feel like they were
- 45:59Speaker 3: really just trying to do homage. But that's just my
- 46:02Speaker 3: own personal opinion.
- 46:04Speaker 1: And see, I guess I'm sort of in the camp
- 46:07Speaker 1: of you can do homages to one or two things,
- 46:14Speaker 1: but when you start, like when you start having a
- 46:17Speaker 1: hand handful of them, or it's like you're picking them
- 46:21Speaker 1: out of a bowl and just putting them on the
- 46:24Speaker 1: storyboard and being like, Yo, we're gonna use these inspirations
- 46:29Speaker 1: and build something around that. That's when it's like, all right,
- 46:34Speaker 1: but what are you doing?
- 46:37Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's just my because I've been I've literally
- 46:42Speaker 3: watched all of these movies recently. I don't know if
- 46:44Speaker 3: anybody else feels the same way in terms of the
- 46:47Speaker 3: imagery and homage, it's just what I picked up on
- 46:49Speaker 3: and what I related it to. It's it's entirely possible
- 46:52Speaker 3: that you know, some of these are not homage is
- 46:55Speaker 3: outside of McPherson. That's that's very clear. It's it's it's
- 46:58Speaker 3: it's not subtle. So I do. I do like a
- 47:01Speaker 3: lot of it. And unfortunately, this is where we do
- 47:05Speaker 3: have to talk about Seth now, because we cannot talk
- 47:08Speaker 3: about existence mashing up words extraterrestrial without talking about Seth.
- 47:15Speaker 3: He is the human equivalent of a headache. I have
- 47:18Speaker 3: never wanted anybody to be abducted by aliens faster. He
- 47:22Speaker 3: is fucking exhausting, not just because he is a bad person,
- 47:26Speaker 3: but he's constantly and this goes, this circles back to
- 47:29Speaker 3: the dialogue. He is constantly saying things that the audience
- 47:33Speaker 3: already knows, like he doesn't understand English or have eyeballs
- 47:38Speaker 3: because he's like, that's not an airplane. Really, the giant
- 47:41Speaker 3: glowing saucer didn't make that obvious. Did I just hear
- 47:44Speaker 3: a gunshot? Yes, Seth, you were literally in the next
- 47:47Speaker 3: room and a cabin in the middle of the fucking woods.
- 47:50Speaker 3: The audience heard it, the character's heard it, the fucking
- 47:52Speaker 3: neighbors probably heard it. And then he's like, dude, that's
- 47:55Speaker 3: a dead alien. Thanks, Detective. Case closed. Like his dialogue
- 47:59Speaker 3: was just repeating everything that he was seeing or clarifying things,
- 48:03Speaker 3: and it drove me insane because he's not He's not
- 48:06Speaker 3: the only one that's guilty of this, because the movie
- 48:09Speaker 3: really struggles with exposition. Multiple characters have this habit of
- 48:14Speaker 3: describing events that we all just saw. So it's like,
- 48:19Speaker 3: did they have a problem with the script? Like it's
- 48:21Speaker 3: not a deal breaker to me, but it makes the
- 48:23Speaker 3: moments where the script feels less confident than its visuals.
- 48:27Speaker 3: You don't have to say what you just saw. I
- 48:30Speaker 3: saw it with my own Like I have eyeballs, I'm
- 48:32Speaker 3: watching the movie, so I think you don't have.
- 48:36Speaker 1: You also don't have to say what you feel. We
- 48:39Speaker 1: get a whole scene, right, We get a whole scene
- 48:42Speaker 1: of April and what's your face walking through the woods
- 48:45Speaker 1: with Rusty and she's like, you know, I don't I
- 48:48Speaker 1: don't want to be that person that just marries her
- 48:50Speaker 1: high school sweetheart and blah blah blah, and then you
- 48:53Speaker 1: get the proposal scene like four minutes later, and we
- 48:57Speaker 1: get that whole same explanation again, and I'm like, I
- 49:01Speaker 1: get it. Okay, So you had a conversation with one person,
- 49:05Speaker 1: and you know now you have to have that similar
- 49:07Speaker 1: conversation with another person. But we, as an audience member,
- 49:12Speaker 1: don't need to watch that conversation twice.
- 49:14Speaker 3: We don't. And that's one of the other biggest issues
- 49:19Speaker 3: I have with this movie is that April and Kyle,
- 49:22Speaker 3: their relationship is like on life support because they their
- 49:26Speaker 3: relationship was doomed before the Aliens arrived. You mentioned, you know,
- 49:30Speaker 3: Kyle proposes, but April rejects them, and you know what,
- 49:32Speaker 3: good for her, not even good for her, good for
- 49:35Speaker 3: them because they don't even seem to understand each other.
- 49:38Speaker 3: She doesn't believe. Also, what sorry, no, no, you're good. You're good.
- 49:42Speaker 3: You're good.
- 49:42Speaker 1: You're good from a man's perspective. Kyle, not my Kyle,
- 49:48Speaker 1: but Kyle of this movie. How fucking tone deaf are
- 49:54Speaker 1: you that your partner has invited you to come along
- 50:01Speaker 1: and take photos of her childhood home that has been
- 50:06Speaker 1: lost to divorce, that she that they are now selling.
- 50:11Speaker 1: How toned of are you to invite all of your
- 50:13Speaker 1: friends to propose to that person, like, that is not
- 50:20Speaker 1: the time and not the place. Let's take your happiest
- 50:24Speaker 1: memory and intertwine it forever with your one of your
- 50:29Speaker 1: potentially worst memories.
- 50:31Speaker 3: Ever.
- 50:32Speaker 1: That is psychopathic behavior.
- 50:35Speaker 3: Yeah, and nothing makes me cringe more in movies or
- 50:39Speaker 3: social media when a man goes to propose only to
- 50:43Speaker 3: be rejected, Like how far removed from you are that
- 50:46Speaker 3: relationship where you don't even know that you're on the
- 50:48Speaker 3: same page with your partner. That and to do it
- 50:53Speaker 3: like you just described is fucking wild. And not only
- 50:57Speaker 3: did he bring his so he brought his friends, you know,
- 51:00Speaker 3: to kind of make the weekend fun, but obviously told
- 51:02Speaker 3: them that he was proposing. Because she walks out of
- 51:04Speaker 3: the room and everyone's like congratulation. Oh he said no,
- 51:09Speaker 3: fuck yeah. Terrible tone deaf move there. That was literally
- 51:15Speaker 3: one of the worst moments of the movie because yeah,
- 51:19Speaker 3: so gum, because yeah, they barely seem to understand each other, right,
- 51:24Speaker 3: she doesn't believe in marriage. He didn't apparently know that,
- 51:27Speaker 3: because that comes out when they're on the porch and
- 51:29Speaker 3: then the ship crashes. She also accepted a job in
- 51:32Speaker 3: New York. He didn't know that either, So there's this
- 51:34Speaker 3: massive disconnect between them, like, when were you gonna say
- 51:39Speaker 3: you are moving? I don't even know if I can
- 51:41Speaker 3: go with you. Do you want me to come with you? Oh? God,
- 51:43Speaker 3: I don't think you want me to go with you.
- 51:45Speaker 3: So this has been going on long before the UFO
- 51:48Speaker 3: showed up, and that makes the ending feel so bizarre
- 51:52Speaker 3: because Kyle gets taken and suddenly April is like begging
- 51:56Speaker 3: to go with him. Why five minutes ago the relationship
- 51:59Speaker 3: was hanging together with duct tape and wishful thinking and
- 52:02Speaker 3: now you're like, oh, come back and get me. And
- 52:05Speaker 3: the only speculation I have on that is that she
- 52:09Speaker 3: feels terrible because she asked, Kyle, are you sure you
- 52:14Speaker 3: want to come with me? You really don't have to,
- 52:17Speaker 3: and he said no, I want to be there obviously
- 52:20Speaker 3: to propose, but maybe she felt bad that the only
- 52:23Speaker 3: reason he got taken is because she brought him out there.
- 52:27Speaker 3: So she wants to gulp onto the ship. But what
- 52:30Speaker 3: the fuck is the plan there, dude? Like, what's the
- 52:32Speaker 3: plan with getting abducted here?
- 52:34Speaker 1: The whole reason that she has that flip flop is
- 52:41Speaker 1: that stupid ass hero scene where he gets him into
- 52:49Speaker 1: the basement and then looks at the door, looks at
- 52:52Speaker 1: the door about to be open, and then goes and
- 52:56Speaker 1: pushes the bookcase and goes, I'm full of surprise life like.
- 53:00Speaker 1: She's like, you'll die, and he's like, I'm full of surprises,
- 53:03Speaker 1: and then rushes out after the alien. So he sacrifices
- 53:08Speaker 1: himself so she can leave. And it's the it is.
- 53:14Speaker 1: And this is what made me fucking gag at this
- 53:17Speaker 1: because I knew. I knew they were saying, if you
- 53:20Speaker 1: truly love someone, you'll set them free. Fucking get out
- 53:27Speaker 1: of here with that bullshit, but that's what they were saying.
- 53:30Speaker 1: It was. It was like, oh, let's write a trite sacrifice,
- 53:37Speaker 1: okay for what we are going to call character development,
- 53:42Speaker 1: but it's actually just lazy writing.
- 53:45Speaker 3: It is lazy writing because then in the end, I
- 53:48Speaker 3: do want to talk about like the end end, because
- 53:50Speaker 3: it's very weird. You know, she takes the race, she
- 53:53Speaker 3: finds the ring, takes a ring out of her pocket
- 53:55Speaker 3: and puts it on. I'm like, you literally just went
- 53:57Speaker 3: on a thing about how you don't believe in marriage.
- 53:59Speaker 3: Why are you even putting the ring on? I know
- 54:01Speaker 3: you guys are both about to dieal what the fuck
- 54:03Speaker 3: is the point of this? You're contradicting yourself. So it's
- 54:08Speaker 3: very strange. It's a very very strange ending sequence because
- 54:11Speaker 3: it definitely goes on for way too long. I love
- 54:15Speaker 3: the interior of the ship because it's it's a risky move.
- 54:18Speaker 3: Sometimes mystery is better looking at you close encounters because
- 54:22Speaker 3: there is a cut where they include, uh, interiors of
- 54:26Speaker 3: the ship and it's not great. That's why Steven Spielberg
- 54:29Speaker 3: came out with a different cut because he did not
- 54:32Speaker 3: like that cut. And this one lands somewhere in the
- 54:34Speaker 3: middle for me because the containment areas are The containment
- 54:38Speaker 3: areas are cool, the scale is cool. The visual of
- 54:42Speaker 3: the UFOs like going into these pods. It it vibed
- 54:45Speaker 3: way too much like the matrix. When she had that
- 54:47Speaker 3: shot of looking out. Yeah, it was like.
- 54:50Speaker 1: I said, out loud, this is a weird matrix seque.
- 54:53Speaker 3: It's a weird Yeah, it's a weird matrix like Universe.
- 54:56Speaker 3: But I did love the idea of all these UFOs
- 54:58Speaker 3: going into all of these poor and putting all these
- 55:01Speaker 3: people in places and blah blah blah. But uh, you know,
- 55:05Speaker 3: I did like the aspects of the tunnels and stuff.
- 55:08Speaker 3: But then things get weird with the with the matrix comparisons,
- 55:11Speaker 3: and then Seth gets subject to bizarre biomechanical experimentation which
- 55:16Speaker 3: also rips off the matrix with a that like bionic
- 55:20Speaker 3: bug entering his belly button. I'm like, I'm like, what
- 55:23Speaker 3: are we just ripping off the matrix at this point?
- 55:25Speaker 3: And then we get we actually get a probing scene
- 55:28Speaker 3: that was so violent. I did not need to see
- 55:32Speaker 3: a spinning fucking buzz saw go into this man's asshole.
- 55:36Speaker 3: It just felt forced pun intended, like, we didn't we
- 55:38Speaker 3: didn't need to see that. Typically you don't really see the.
- 55:42Speaker 1: Pro and so, so what that's actually a reference to?
- 55:46Speaker 1: That's not a probe? Oh so. One of the things
- 55:51Speaker 1: that go along with like alien flaps and whatnot are
- 55:56Speaker 1: cattle mutilations. And one and one of the things that
- 56:01Speaker 1: people will describe with cattle mutilations is that it looks
- 56:05Speaker 1: like the organs have been taken out of the cow
- 56:10Speaker 1: via the ass like it's like they it's like they
- 56:13Speaker 1: drilled the asshole out and took out all of its organs. Oh,
- 56:16Speaker 1: because it wasn't. It was there were no other cuts
- 56:19Speaker 1: on the body, but somehow the cow has no more
- 56:22Speaker 1: organs and its asshole is missing, so that that was
- 56:26Speaker 1: and but see they didn't say anything about it, right,
- 56:29Speaker 1: so me knowing that information, I was like, fuck, yeah,
- 56:32Speaker 1: that's a deep cut right there. I like that shit.
- 56:34Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so then that's fair. But yeah, it's
- 56:38Speaker 3: a very visceral, bloody scene. And good for him because
- 56:41Speaker 3: he was the worst part of this movie. And when
- 56:43Speaker 3: he gets abducted as well, he loses his arm because
- 56:47Speaker 3: he handcuffs himself to a tree like a fucking moron,
- 56:49Speaker 3: which that was the worst decision of the movie, next
- 56:52Speaker 3: to Lex getting out and being tractor beamed up. But yeah,
- 56:57Speaker 3: so the ending of the movie very strange. And then
- 57:01Speaker 3: you know, you have Alex or April and Kyle. They
- 57:06Speaker 3: you know, she finds Kyle somehow the aliens three aliens
- 57:11Speaker 3: pop up and they put up their hand to do
- 57:12Speaker 3: the mind control, which I'm gonna get into before we end,
- 57:15Speaker 3: and then they appear back down on Earth and I thought, oh,
- 57:18Speaker 3: maybe this is just they're they're putting this image in
- 57:21Speaker 3: their head like you're safe now. But then of course
- 57:24Speaker 3: they run to the edge of the forest. They find
- 57:27Speaker 3: all of these guys in biohazard suits and stuff like that,
- 57:30Speaker 3: and I was like, these people are about to get
- 57:31Speaker 3: fucking shot. Called it so they get they get shot.
- 57:34Speaker 3: This is when she puts on the ring and it's just, oh,
- 57:37Speaker 3: this is cute, heartfelt moment, like ah, I love you,
- 57:39Speaker 3: I accept your marriage even though I didn't believe in it.
- 57:41Speaker 3: And then they get thrown into a pit and lit
- 57:43Speaker 3: on fire. So I love the alien conspiracy cover up
- 57:47Speaker 3: at the end. But the thing that really irritated me
- 57:51Speaker 3: is there's this guy in black smoke and a cigarette
- 57:53Speaker 3: and the camera hands around to him and I'm like,
- 57:56Speaker 3: am I supposed to know this guy? It's a reference
- 57:59Speaker 3: to Twilight Zone X Files, the smoking Man from the
- 58:04Speaker 3: twilet Zone of the X File. It's a reference to
- 58:05Speaker 3: the file the X Files. Yeah, okay, I thought I
- 58:09Speaker 3: thought I was gonna wrap around and be like, oh,
- 58:11Speaker 3: it's this guy. I'm like, who the fuck am I
- 58:12Speaker 3: looking at here? What is this supposed to be?
- 58:15Speaker 1: It's it's it's another like super nerd cut. Yeah you
- 58:21Speaker 1: really have that. Yeah I knew that because I like
- 58:25Speaker 1: the X Files. But that's that's a me.
- 58:27Speaker 3: Thing, and and I just started getting into them, so
- 58:30Speaker 3: I'm sure I'll see I'll see him at some point.
- 58:32Speaker 3: So yeah, the ending was very strange, but at the
- 58:34Speaker 3: same time, I also love the line of dialogue is like, wait,
- 58:38Speaker 3: what's the report? Blah blah blah. It's like, we're gonna
- 58:40Speaker 3: do what we always do. We clean up, so they
- 58:42Speaker 3: kill everybody that's been involved in this, uh, you know,
- 58:45Speaker 3: treat break of the treaty, and get rid of everyone
- 58:49Speaker 3: so there's no evidence of it. I really liked that
- 58:52Speaker 3: part of the ending. But last thing before we end
- 58:54Speaker 3: here is the mind control aspect of this movie, because
- 58:58Speaker 3: it is the most undeveloped, underdeveloped concept in the whole story.
- 59:03Speaker 3: The sheriff the deputy in the squad car. Suddenly the
- 59:06Speaker 3: alien seemed capable of direct mental control because the sheriff
- 59:09Speaker 3: murders his partner, then kills himself. But then they just
- 59:13Speaker 3: leave Seth in the back seat. The movie never revisits
- 59:17Speaker 3: this outside of them putting their hand up to Kyle
- 59:20Speaker 3: and April and putting them back down to Earth. Never
- 59:23Speaker 3: explain why this matters. It's an interesting idea, but it
- 59:27Speaker 3: feels so disconnected from the rest of the movie. I
- 59:30Speaker 3: don't understand why it was used one time. Why haven't
- 59:33Speaker 3: they been using this throughout the entire movie anytime they've
- 59:37Speaker 3: ever seen anybody, Like with the scene with Travis when
- 59:40Speaker 3: he's in the Greenhouse, the motherfucker could have just put
- 59:42Speaker 3: his hand up a mess shot him, Like what happened there?
- 59:45Speaker 3: I don't I'm not understanding that part at all.
- 59:48Speaker 1: I So my only thought could be it has to
- 59:52Speaker 1: be in like proximity to the ship itself, Like you
- 59:57Speaker 1: gotta be within a certain distance of the ship.
- 1:00:00Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I'll take it. But it's just speculation, right,
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: I mean, like we don't.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: Know see and like I so closing thoughts for me,
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: I wish there, I wish there would have been way
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: more of the movie on the ship. So like hear
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: me out on this, rewrite the movie, same exact plot points,
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: but we start out with them on the ship and
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: it's mind control shit in their own mind that we
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: see playing out.
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: Through the siege of the house, okay.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: And them getting out of the house is them breaking
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: the mind control, and the people that don't get out
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: of the house or the area are the people that
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: got mind controlled and got shot. Same exact movie. Switch
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: it around a little bit way better.
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's like.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: Like they they arrived to the house and then all
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: the abduction shit happens, and then the movie still plays out,
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: but they're already on the ship. They're just being mind.
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: There's being mind controlled the entire time. Yeah, that would
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: give a little bit of an edge, I think. So
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: closing thoughts for me here, Extraterrestrial is not perfect. Seth
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: is gonna test your patients. Elements of the story needed
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: more development, and the third act I feel gets a
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: little too ambitious for its own good. But I think
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: it does deliver with fantastic UFO imagery, strong abduction sequences,
- 1:01:26Speaker 3: some fun mythology, great homages in my opinion, and it
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: feels like it has a appreciation for classic alien horror.
- 1:01:34Speaker 3: I don't think it's necessarily one of the most underrated
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: alien films of the twenty tens, but I do feel
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: it's one of the most not talked about at all,
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: so I don't know.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: But underviewed but accurately rated.
- 1:01:48Speaker 3: Yes, there you go. I couldn't have said it better myself.
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: I think this movie deserves more attention for the good
- 1:01:54Speaker 3: it has, but at the same time, it does struggle
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: in so many eras, so that is extraterrestrial from twenty fourteen.
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: Let's move on to the final cut here taglines There's
- 1:02:10Speaker 3: one and I love it. They do not come in piece, easy, pasy,
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: breezy trivia, not much. It is a low budget movie.
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: But in the scene where April is sneaking with speaking
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: with her father during a skype call on her desktop
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: is a pirated copy of Grave Ncounters twenty eleven, the
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: Vicious Brothers first movie, and the Vicious Brothers being the
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: makers of this film. That was fun. Michael Ironside came
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: up with the idea for his character to wear a
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: goofy shirt and that's hilarious because I said, what the
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: fuck is this guy doing? And a duct T shirt.
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: Jessica said that she very specifically wanted that shirt in
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: Michael Ironside's size because it would be a fantastic, in
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: her words, sleep slash smoke shirt.
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's fair. I love it. Sean twenty one days,
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: which is pretty impressive. The original title was actually called
- 1:03:06Speaker 3: The Visitors, and I think I like that more. Honestly,
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: I like the Visitors and then the scarecrow at the
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: farm because this is hilarious because I was like, is
- 1:03:15Speaker 3: that Nixon? Yeah, where the girls are searching for their dog,
- 1:03:18Speaker 3: the scarecrow is wearing a mask of Richard Nixon. I
- 1:03:21Speaker 3: don't know why they had to say ex president and
- 1:03:23Speaker 3: see I thought it.
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: Was Dick Cheney.
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, so that's fun. Goofs here a couple things.
- 1:03:33Speaker 3: April loads the shotgun and then snaps the barrel into
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: place on the stock. There has then the sound of
- 1:03:38Speaker 3: a round being chambered into the firearm, but that would
- 1:03:41Speaker 3: not happen slid.
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: Yeah, she made the slide lock like you would have
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: for a rifle.
- 1:03:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: That was like, I'm not big on guns, but I
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: know that's not right.
- 1:03:52Speaker 3: That is not right at all, because once you snap
- 1:03:56Speaker 3: the barrels into place, shotgun is ready to be fired.
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: Although fallen tree is shown being down and blocking the road,
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: it's very clear from a wide shot that the suv
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: the characters were in could easily driven around the stump
- 1:04:09Speaker 3: and back onto the road beyond the blockage. And then
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: this is for someone in the mortgage business. This is accurate.
- 1:04:15Speaker 3: When April is talking to her dad via the video chat,
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: they discussed taking photos for the realtor because the realtor
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: charges or the you know, the photos are too much. Realtors,
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: you don't get you don't get charges for photos of
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: taking a property when you list it. The realtor just
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: charges a percentage and they pay their their own guy,
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: their their own person. That's the petty, petty goof. But
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: but it's like legitimate. Rated five point h out of
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: ten on IMDb for our purposes of the Nightmare Index.
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: It is a two point five out of five on Letterbox.
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: It is also a two point five out of five,
- 1:04:50Speaker 3: twenty eight percent on the Tomato Meter, and a twenty
- 1:04:53Speaker 3: six percent audience score. I genuinely don't know how to
- 1:04:56Speaker 3: rate this movie, So what do you got for rating?
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: I gave it a two point five because the aliens
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: and the violence and the actual extraterrestrial nature of it
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: all was great. I really enjoyed those parts. But every
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: part involving a human, especially that fucking sheriff that wanted
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: to be Rick Grimes so hard, like Jessica kept going,
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: he needs a hat.
- 1:05:28Speaker 3: Hat.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: Every character involving a human was the weakest part of
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: this movie. But the ending they like.
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: For me.
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: They stuck the landing so hard because it was one
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: of those nobody wins, Like the aliens don't win because
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: they have to fuck off and get out of there.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: The humans don't win because they have to clean up
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: dead bodies and that's the fucking process. So it's it's
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: one of those. It's not bleak, but nobody wins. The
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: bad guy doesn't win, the good guy doesn't win. It's
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: just a moot point. And I like those type of movies. Okay,
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: So that's it. That's it could like clean.
- 1:06:12Speaker 5: Up the dialogue just to Scooch three point zero, don't
- 1:06:16Speaker 5: kill the dog three point zero, right, but you know,
- 1:06:19Speaker 5: you do just enough things wrong and you get a
- 1:06:24Speaker 5: two point five.
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: Uh yeah, okay, So I'm gonna give this a three then,
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: because I gave Contamination a two point five, and I
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: definitely feel this is a little bit stronger than that movie.
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: So that gives us a Nightmare index of two point
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: six three. So that means this is the second bottom film,
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: Contamination being the lowest at a two point four to
- 1:06:51Speaker 3: four out of five, this coming in at a two
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: point sixty three, and then the Nesting right above it
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: at a two point six seven. So there you go.
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: Similar movies according to IMDb, It Stains the Sands Red,
- 1:07:03Speaker 3: Alien Abduction, Indigenous Preservation, and Der Samurai. Okay, similar movies.
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: According to Letterbox, we have Dream Catcher, AVP, Requiem, No
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: One will Save You, total recall and altered. Let's do
- 1:07:20Speaker 3: some funny reviews and get the fuck out of here.
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: How many do you have?
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: So?
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: I have six? Two of them I am going to
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: list jointly. One of them is Eric Cloud and one
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: of them is just long as fuck. But I have
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: to read the whole thing so you get the intensity
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: of which this person is writing.
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: I love it, I love it, I love it. I
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: love it. All right, So why don't you go first?
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: And I'll I guess because I still got an organize mine,
- 1:07:50Speaker 3: So hit me with your first one.
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: So a half star, no heart from idetic puke of
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: shots puked together in a pu.
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:08:03Speaker 3: We've got five stars from just a monkey covering his speak,
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: no evil monkey, A guy got ano probe to death?
- 1:08:15Speaker 3: What is not five stars about this? So many other things? Buddy?
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: All right? What you got next?
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: A half star from Foxy Films? This is the long one, okay,
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: from the guys who brought dog shit and Dogshit too,
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: The Search for moral lobotomy. We bring you Alien dog Shit.
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: Don't miss the epic tale of absolute painful mediocrity. If
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: you thought the main characters from the other two movies
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: were obnoxiously annoying, you won't be left down as they
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: keep the trend going of having an unlikable main gang, Aliens,
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: constant tint change, absolute horrendous line delivery, and probably the
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: funniest ending to ever fucking exist. It's Alien dog Shit.
- 1:09:01Speaker 3: That is a ten out of ten review right there.
- 1:09:05Speaker 3: I've got a couple more here, three stars from Brad Hansen.
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: Can there honestly be that much vital information up our butttholes?
- 1:09:14Speaker 3: I agree? What's going on up there? All? Right? Next?
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: A five star and a heart from or No A
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: five star no heart from Prismo. Who else get an
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: anal probe to death?
- 1:09:29Speaker 3: I think that might have been the first anal probing
- 1:09:31Speaker 3: to death in film this. I included this one because
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: it doesn't make any sense, and I have questions. Two
- 1:09:38Speaker 3: and a half stars, no heart from Jasmine. When I
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: say I want an alien movie, this is exactly what
- 1:09:44Speaker 3: I mean. Jordan Peel, take note. You gave it a
- 1:09:48Speaker 3: two and a half with no heart. What the fuck
- 1:09:50Speaker 3: did you give nope? Like what?
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: And Jordan Peele did take note and then made nope
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: and it was one of the best alien movies of all.
- 1:09:58Speaker 3: Time of all time? Agree, all right? You got an
- 1:10:01Speaker 3: Eric Cloud Special?
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: Not yet?
- 1:10:03Speaker 3: Okay?
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: Cloud Special is the final one?
- 1:10:05Speaker 3: All right? All right?
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: So these are the two that I am going to
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: mix together because I'm going to read them one after
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: the other. Gota, this person has no name. It's an emoji,
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: but it's the speak No Evil little monkey emoji.
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: Oh that's the one I just read. No are you not? Okay? Yes?
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: Go ahead?
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: Okay. So A five Star and a Heart watched February ninth,
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. It was a very bad movie, but
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: I liked it. Seth deserved to get anal probe to
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: death follow following the same guy. Five Star and a
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: Heart rewatched March fifth, twenty twenty two, so literally like
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: a month later. This movie fucking sucks five stars and
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: then he's got like fourteen wounded heart emoji.
- 1:10:53Speaker 3: That's so weird. How the hell did we both have
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: a user that was a speak No Evil monkey? That's
- 1:11:00Speaker 3: so weird?
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: Is his profile like some slightly muscleman with text under it.
- 1:11:07Speaker 3: Let me, let me see, because that is if they're
- 1:11:09Speaker 3: different people, that is fucking wild. All right, monkey man,
- 1:11:13Speaker 3: where'd you go? Where'd you go? Monkey man? A muscleman? Yeah?
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: Door behind him? What the fun?
- 1:11:23Speaker 3: How many times does he watched this moment? What the fuck?
- 1:11:28Speaker 3: He has watched it three different times and reviewed three
- 1:11:31Speaker 3: that's amazing, all right, all right, I love it, all right.
- 1:11:36Speaker 3: My last one, uh one and a half star is
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: from Silent Luminary. I was severely disappointed when the guy
- 1:11:43Speaker 3: in the mask turned out to be Michael Ironside and
- 1:11:46Speaker 3: not Danny DeVito.
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: Why what? And then a three star and a heart
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: from or three and a half star and a heart
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: from Eric Kloud. All right, much better, much better than expected.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: Has a unique and well balanced, mean spirited sense of
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: humor without being a comedy.
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so he so two point five from you,
- 1:12:10Speaker 3: three for me, three point five for Merrik Cloud. We're
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: you know, we're we're we're all there with the apps
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- 1:12:57Speaker 3: four as our essential pick, which is Stree on HBO Max.
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: Look at me go picking movies that are streaming. I
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: am very excited. Uh next month isn't necessarily gonna be
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: all horror movies, but I couldn't. I could not let
- 1:13:11Speaker 3: the pun of kai June not happen. So yeah, no,
- 1:13:15Speaker 3: it's too perfect. It's too perfect. So until then, guys,
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