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Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus & Tacoma's King Octopus: Washington Cryptid Legends · PNW Haunts & Homicides

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  Speaker 1: So it's like another example of like a kind of
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  Speaker 1: a fake cryptid, but like actually helps protect and preserve
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  Speaker 1: like real animals and real habitats.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, it's a strong strategy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we're weird over here in the P ANDW.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if they do this shit like anywhere
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  Speaker 1: else in the world, but here we are.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, listen, it's working here. So I feel like
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  Speaker 2: if if you're not doing it elsewhere, maybe adopt the practice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, Hi Caitlin, Hi, Cassie. Hi, creepy people.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: How you doing that? This is PNW Hanson Homicides where
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  Speaker 1: we chat about true crime, the paranormal, and anything creepy
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  Speaker 1: and weird and spooky. Ukie Dookie in the Pacific Northwest. Dookie,
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  Speaker 1: you said, dooky did or the P and W. If
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  Speaker 1: you're nasty, you are so nasty. That's why you're here,
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  Speaker 1: because we're nasty and we're all creepy, nasty, weird people together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we did some market research. It was very unscientific,
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  Speaker 2: but it did return a result of.
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  Speaker 1: One one hunder nasty. That's interesting that you're talking about
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  Speaker 1: like research, because my episode might be it's kind of
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  Speaker 1: about some research research. Yeah, so that's interesting. You're picking
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  Speaker 1: up a vibe you always do, I always do, well,
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  Speaker 1: Oh we before we get started. We also do a
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  Speaker 1: tarah reading at the end of every episode, just for
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  Speaker 1: a little deeper insight into our topic and for you know,
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  Speaker 1: a little palate cleanser and a little fun. Yeah. We
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  Speaker 1: just it gives us more chance to talk about like
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  Speaker 1: things we might not have thought about while we're chatting
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  Speaker 1: in the episode. Like, It's true they do come up
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  Speaker 1: during Taro.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I feel like there's something about like, even
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  Speaker 2: if you're not super into the woo woo of it all,
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  Speaker 2: just like the imagery of Taro to me is always
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  Speaker 2: really powerful. Yeah, and like you kind of pick up
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  Speaker 2: on sort of like colors or themes or symbols that
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It gets us talking. Yeah, we like it. We like
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  Speaker 1: the other conversation point. You know that guy doesn't like
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  Speaker 1: to talk. He likes the room. Yeah, what are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna do? Talk through it? Yeah, it's gonna be in
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  Speaker 1: our episode, And that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: Some people's kids, am I right?
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  Speaker 1: You can't get rid of all background noise as much
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  Speaker 1: as you try, That's what I've heard. Yeah, as much
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  Speaker 1: as the editor wants to. Yeah, your I feel like
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  Speaker 1: your eyes just crossed, really really goddamn. Anyway, well, should
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  Speaker 1: we get into it. Let's die. I have a fun
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  Speaker 1: one for you, because so last episode, you guys may
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  Speaker 1: have noticed I wasn't there. You might not have noticed.
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  Speaker 2: We were joking about that. I was like, I think
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  Speaker 2: we should just go into it.
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  Speaker 1: I left that all in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, great, okay, great, I thought that was part
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  Speaker 3: of it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know I was in here.
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  Speaker 2: I just was like, do you thinks they'll notice?
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  Speaker 1: Of course they would. But my favorite part of the
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  Speaker 1: last episode it is the outdake where I didn't specifically
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  Speaker 1: get permission. No you you did? You never really back,
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  Speaker 1: So no I did.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't.
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  Speaker 1: You said we're going to listen to it, oh all
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  Speaker 1: the way, and then you never but you were camping,
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  Speaker 1: so yeah, I was camping. Well anyway, okay, So my
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  Speaker 1: point was I missed your birthday episode, which you guys
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  Speaker 1: didn't even mention it was your birthday. I know, well
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  Speaker 1: I'm out the day after your birthday. I think, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so since it's your birthday quote unquote episode, since I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't here, I picked something fun and not too scary,
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  Speaker 1: since I mean, you tortured me for my birthday.
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  Speaker 2: But I was like, I'm going to be a better person. Honestly,
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  Speaker 2: it was very unintentional. I just thought something very old
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  Speaker 2: timey and like aligning with your day day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, it's synchronicity. This will be so cool.
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  Speaker 2: And then it got so uncool.
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  Speaker 1: It it really really really did. But so we're going
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  Speaker 1: to do something fun day. We're going to talk about
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  Speaker 1: a couple of different cryptids in the P ANDW. And
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  Speaker 1: the first one you've heard of and you were obsessed
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  Speaker 1: the trioctopus. Oh, and you're like, when you to talk
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  Speaker 1: about the trioctopus, we need to have So now we're
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  Speaker 1: going to talk about the street us or the trictopus
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  Speaker 1: is I like to call it? Oh my god, the
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  Speaker 1: trioctapus has a website. Help save the indentured Pacific north indentured.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh no, that's not rights.
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  Speaker 1: Enslaves these rare species. Please don't. That's really unfortunate. They
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  Speaker 1: have their troubles already, very unethical. It's not right you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Help save the endangered Pacific Northwest trioctopus from extinc chion.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it makes sense. You hate to see it.
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  Speaker 1: So the Northwest trio octopus or octopus paksar bolus. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's its scientific name. I love it. The website says
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  Speaker 1: they can be found in temperate rainforests of the Olympic
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  Speaker 1: Peninsula on the west coast of North America. Why if
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  Speaker 1: you scroll down like a tiny bit, how's like a
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  Speaker 1: little map of like Seattle, okay, the rivers where it
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  Speaker 1: can kind of be found. And I think the other
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  Speaker 1: orange part is maybe the forest area can be found
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  Speaker 1: because they are like the beginning of their life and
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  Speaker 1: their mating season. They are underwater in the rivers. Oh interesting,
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  Speaker 1: and then they kind of come out and live their
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  Speaker 1: lives in the trees.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so very amphibious of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, like a frog, yeah, kind of like they're
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  Speaker 1: kind of like frogs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Their average size is thirty to thirty three centimeters. And
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  Speaker 1: we've talked about it before. Don't really know centimeters whyse.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So thirty centimeters is eleven point eight one one
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  Speaker 2: inches okay, so almost a foot like a paper, like
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  Speaker 2: a piece of paper.
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  Speaker 1: So it's about a foot. So the it does stay
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  Speaker 1: on the website. The treoctopus is and I did read
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  Speaker 1: octopuses and octopi are both acceptable. This says octopuses on
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  Speaker 1: the website.
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  Speaker 2: I like it.
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  Speaker 1: They are amphibious like froggies.
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  Speaker 2: I always forget the term for them cephalopods.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, okay, So because of the moisteness of the rainforests,
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  Speaker 1: that's why they can live in the trees. And they
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  Speaker 1: they would prefer to be in like a little puddle
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  Speaker 1: of water or something, but because the rainforest is so moist,
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  Speaker 1: they can, you know, live in the trees. Honestly, that
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  Speaker 1: kind of makes sense. Not a scientist, but I think
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  Speaker 1: it makes perfect sense. I don't like it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what anyone else is talking about. These are seem legit.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, I've always thought that they're very cool sea creatures,
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  Speaker 2: and I wish that I had more of an occasion
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  Speaker 2: to interact with them, as long as they're not evil
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  Speaker 2: like Ursula.
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  Speaker 1: Is she evil? Or she misunderstood? It says here on
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  Speaker 1: the website that evolutionary theorists say that they're kind of
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  Speaker 1: adapting the way that primates have. Like, for you, that
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  Speaker 1: makes sense. So they're like emerging out of the water
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  Speaker 1: right using all their limbs to like live out of
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  Speaker 1: the water, so there could be like octopus humans running
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  Speaker 1: around soon. We don't.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, you're presenting this like it might be kind of
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  Speaker 2: like out there or undesirable, and in no way do
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  Speaker 2: I find that to be the case. I honestly, I
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  Speaker 2: was thinking about immediately, like think about how much shit
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  Speaker 2: I could get done if I had eight hands.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously, I mean tentacles, but you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: And if you could like change your like skin color,
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  Speaker 1: like blend in with things I don't bother you. It's
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  Speaker 1: literally like dreams goals to be an ostopus. And they're
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  Speaker 1: so smart already, so they're basically like humans.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, they're very, very smart. Have you seen markably
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  Speaker 2: bright creatures?
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  Speaker 1: No, I really want to. Oh, it's really good. I
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  Speaker 1: just have to say, because I am a reader that
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  Speaker 1: I read it first and then I watched the movie.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: It says on the website they're not officially listed on
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  Speaker 1: the Endangered Special List species list, but the levels are
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  Speaker 1: so low of these guys that they just like need
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  Speaker 1: to be on the list. So it's kind of like
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  Speaker 1: what the website is about is to try to like
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  Speaker 1: get them saved, get them on the list and the
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  Speaker 1: reasons they are not quite endangered but like almost is
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  Speaker 1: it like pre endangered? Is that okay?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: I think it is.
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  Speaker 2: Actually yeah, I think the endangered species list has like
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  Speaker 2: kind of tears tears, yeah, okay, like there's near extinction.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure they have their own terms, but yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Pre endangered we're gonna we're gonna go with that, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Like the reasons though are because of logging and city
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  Speaker 1: being built in their habitat, pollutions a big one. Predators
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  Speaker 1: like cats apparently cats.
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  Speaker 2: Getting cats or just like house cats.
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  Speaker 1: Both I don't really know. I assume bigger cats, but
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  Speaker 1: maybe housecuts.
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  Speaker 2: But we have a lot of like we've seen in
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  Speaker 2: the news recently, like here in Oregon, like cats, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the cats, like it can be ape cats.
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  Speaker 1: The ape cats could be getting the treoctopus, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: But also its predators are the bald eagle and sasquatch.
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  Speaker 1: Shut the likes to get them a little sushi every
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  Speaker 1: now and then.
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  Speaker 2: Anay and bald eagles. That make sense.
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  Speaker 1: Another thing that endangers the treo octopus is the trioctopus trade.
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  Speaker 1: I guess they were trading these guys what like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: for for why, I don't know, just killing them and
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  Speaker 1: train them for maybe to eat, maybe to like make
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  Speaker 1: us hat. Oh the hold hat?
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  Speaker 2: The hat?
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  Speaker 1: Scroll down? There is hats. What This one is from
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  Speaker 1: the what is it? The Cascadia Evening Post in the
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  Speaker 1: nineteen twenties, and it it features a woman wearing an
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  Speaker 1: octopus hat. I don't know, how do you make it
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  Speaker 1: into leather? Like? How do you make it? I know,
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  Speaker 1: because preserve it?
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  Speaker 2: Like the whole thing about them is they have to
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  Speaker 2: be like what they have to be.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, excuse me.
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  Speaker 2: They have to be moist.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want a moist hat, though, so they must
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  Speaker 1: make it like some like leathery, yeah, somehow.
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  Speaker 2: Which I feel like almost kind of like does that
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  Speaker 2: not just completely ruin the I don't know, I'm very curious.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I really don't want to see one
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  Speaker 1: of these hats.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of don't either, but I also do like
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  Speaker 2: the illustration is probably as much as I can handle.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna liets.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, it's kind of we need to save this
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  Speaker 2: and post it to the socials, for sure, But like
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  Speaker 2: there's a little part of me that's feeling a little activated.
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  Speaker 1: It's giving like kind of ed gean, Oh oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I bet they have lamp shades. About shades.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like they would be terrible lamp shades.
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  Speaker 1: Is their skin see through? We don't do we know.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like they're pretty translucent translation translucent skin. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but we don't want that. No, nobody wants that's not
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  Speaker 1: we don't want that. I feel like we just have.
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  Speaker 2: So many other options in terms.
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  Speaker 1: Of like textiles.
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  Speaker 2: They just feel like, maybe we just stop making things
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  Speaker 2: out of other things skin.
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  Speaker 1: Because then, you know, over harvesting and yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: to endangerment quite literally.
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  Speaker 2: Really, you know when we're using these you know, quote
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  Speaker 2: unquote natural resources. You know, the beaver pelts. You think
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  Speaker 2: back to the days of whaling. There's so many examples
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  Speaker 2: where it's like, oh huh, I wonder how those ended
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  Speaker 2: up in danger.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm gonna read from the website here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: While efforts were made in the past to preserve remaining
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  Speaker 1: tree octopus habitat, these were met with resistance by the
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  Speaker 1: timber industry, of course, which has traditionally viewed the tree
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  Speaker 1: octopus as a nuisance. Why well, both because I'm just
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  Speaker 1: going to keep reading both because the octopuses favor the
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  Speaker 1: valuable moss shrouded trees of old growth forests, pitting conservation
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  Speaker 1: needs against lucrative sources of lumber. It also says they
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  Speaker 1: would like get stuck in the sawmills and gumming up
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  Speaker 1: is what it says.
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  Speaker 2: Terrible, Oh my god, and stained pulp that with their ink.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is so dark. Isn't that gross? That's really gross?
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  Speaker 2: Well, because here's the thing is either you pissed off
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  Speaker 2: the octopus and it like inked at you, or the
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  Speaker 2: octopus got it just got all chopped up in the
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  Speaker 2: ink sack.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it leaked and stained everything. No, so laggers didn't
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  Speaker 1: didn't much care for these creatures. They regarded them as
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  Speaker 1: bad luck obviously, which is so stupid because I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if they're if they're going to stain this whole thing
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  Speaker 1: or like ruin their equipment, that is I mean, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you're you're the bad luck human.
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  Speaker 2: Well literally stained pulp that you realize what pulp is,
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  Speaker 2: it's fucking pulp, it's tree pole. Yeah. Don't they make
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  Speaker 2: that into paper like paper or black papers the white
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  Speaker 2: paper like they can bleach it, I'm sure, but like
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  Speaker 2: either way it seems like you should be able to
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  Speaker 2: treat that byproduct and change the color of it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm just saying maybe that just like
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  Speaker 1: costs more for them.
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  Speaker 2: I guess they consider that bad luck.
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  Speaker 1: You're killing the environment.
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  Speaker 2: Stoody Ruckefeller. You'll make fifteen cents last.
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  Speaker 1: So they started just killing them off on site because
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  Speaker 1: they were such a nuisance around the logging camps. And
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  Speaker 1: it says anti octopus sentiment was so strong among loggers
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  Speaker 1: that some even began to fear that the octopus were
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  Speaker 1: prone to attacking humans. But like based on what though,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's just like a self defense, Like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it was attacking me, so I can kill it and
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  Speaker 1: then it won't.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean sure, like when in doubt, just you know, lie.
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  Speaker 1: These fears, the fears of from the loggers of the
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  Speaker 1: attacks from the trioctopus, were fueled in no small part
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  Speaker 1: by gratuitous stories involving trioctopuses harassing lumberjacks and distressing damsels
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  Speaker 1: in Northwestern The pulp magazine What Oh, Pulp pulp magazine.
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  Speaker 2: It all circles back.
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  Speaker 1: This is a thing. Though they were talking about the
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  Speaker 1: treoctopus in the magazines nipping, entangling, suckering the flesh of
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  Speaker 1: the heroes. Oh my god. But the magazine relies on
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  Speaker 1: the paper, so like, is this just a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of like propaganda because they need the mills to be
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  Speaker 1: running and they don't need the ink gunking up their
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  Speaker 1: pulp for their paper. That's true. So I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if this is real or not. It does say it
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  Speaker 1: does say anti octopus, proper paganda campaign. Then this is
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  Speaker 1: where we get to what you saw earlier, the octopus,
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  Speaker 1: devil of the trees, terror of all loggers in the
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  Speaker 1: forest rangers. This was a traveling sideshow exhibit. Apparently not.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it says in the caption Glenn Bone's Heartzell
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  Speaker 1: from nineteen forty two demonize trioctopus to the ignorant masses.
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  Speaker 1: That's not very nice.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, ignorant just means we don't know, lack
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  Speaker 2: of understanding.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then if this is the first info you're
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  Speaker 1: getting about the trioctopus, you might also think they are
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  Speaker 1: devils of the trees. Yeah, so I probably would.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I think it was.
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  Speaker 1: A big conspiracy because they were just a nuisance, which
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  Speaker 1: is what the website agrees with. Me, Yeah, yeah, I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, okay, so are are you planning on reading any
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  Speaker 2: of the sightings?
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  Speaker 1: We can go there? I have no idea we can.
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  Speaker 2: Of them are like actually like looking at the picture stories,
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  Speaker 2: but yeah, some of them, I'm like, I don't we
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  Speaker 2: can go there. I finally saw it. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand why this person is saying it's a sighting,
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  Speaker 2: and I finally saw it.
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  Speaker 1: They're kind of sometimes some of.
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  Speaker 2: Them are like actually like good, and then some of
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  Speaker 2: them are just copying.
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  Speaker 1: They're very they're very camp. I really like. The first
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  Speaker 1: sighting is a moss covered tree that like looks like
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  Speaker 1: tentacles coming out of it, but it's just like part
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  Speaker 1: of the tree, but it's all moss colored. It does
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  Speaker 1: look like an octopus. But it's too big, they say,
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  Speaker 1: they said, oh, they're not too giant tree.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I like the one peaking. It's like I do too.
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  Speaker 2: That's my fame. Honestly, it took me a minute to
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  Speaker 2: see it.
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  Speaker 1: The next one, yeah, it's like all blurry, looks like
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  Speaker 1: a stuffed animal floating in.
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  Speaker 2: But that one where it's peaking, it says that one's cute.
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  Speaker 2: I believe that's a rhododendron, and that's definitely a roadie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my favorite one with a dog if you zum
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  Speaker 1: in it's very clearly yeah stuff. Oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like a stuffed animal in a tree. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: they put it there. Yeah, there's a bunch of pictures sightings.
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  Speaker 1: Oh there's one of a hawk taking the tri octopus.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I assume you see the one of it climbing.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's a good one too.
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  Speaker 2: The other one with the dollar bill, I don't kind
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  Speaker 2: of looks like a crab.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: It does look like a crab. I don't know what's up
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: with the dollar bills, because there's another one later with
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: a dollar bill, Like is that just for like comparison,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Like what do they like for their nests? Maybe? But okay,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: how Oh I like the Christmas tree one. There's one
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: in a Christmas tree. Oh cute Pacific Northwest Christmas tree octopus.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: That's good'. There is a ton of sources on this website.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: It's really funny because like all the sources are from
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: the website.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Of course they are I clicked on how can you help?
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: And this is written very un ironically. Here are a
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: few things that you can do to help save the
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Pacific Northwest treoctopus.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Save them.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Rite your representatives to let them know that you are
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: concerned and that you feel the tree octopus should be
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: included on the endangered species list and given special protection.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Everyone right, this is a call to actions right now.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: See right now. Take your pen and your ink, Your ink,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: your ink.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Write to celebrities asking them to speak out on behalf
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: of the tree octopus drinks, press, junkets and award shows.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio write a strongly worded letter to Leonardo DiCaprio is.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: All about activism and environmentalism, all.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: About the strongly worded letters as well. Yeah, he says
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: that in Titanic, you guys, okay.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, I simply must insist on reading a couple more
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: from the how you can help?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, go for it.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Help build awareness of the tree octopus by telling your friends,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: co workers, or even random people on the streets.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: This is what we're doing right now. That's correct, We're
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: doing our duty for the environment.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Place a tentacle ribbon on your website or social media.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I really like the tentacle ribbon. I was going to
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: point that out too. I think it's very cute. It's
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: literally like one of those like ribbons, you know, but
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: it's in it. It's a tentacle.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Participate in tree octopus awareness marches. You can demonstrate their
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: plight during the march by having your friends dress up
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: as tree octopuses while you attack them in a lumberjack costume.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: That's fun. Where I want to join the march, you know,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: not necessarily unrelated.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: I did stumble across a very cute small dog lumberjack costume.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Today you have to get Mully an octopus one because naturally,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: obviously Charlotte attacks her. Yeah, it's perfect.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I mean the story rice itself. You have to go
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: to the march pamphlet your neighborhood. Tentacle ribbons make excellent
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: door knob hangers.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Oh makes sense.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, Join and donate to an organization committed to conservation,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: such as Green Peas yep, Green Peas, m HM. Boycott
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: communities that use non tree octopus safe wood harvesting practices.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you have to move it. You have to move. Honestly,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they didn't use that for this apartment. No,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: they most certainly didn't.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: I mean it was built in the late seventies or
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: early eighties. I would imagine sign an online petition. Nothing
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: activates activity like an internet petition.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Signed it already? Would you like to hear about their
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: past activism? Yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Twenty ten May, the first Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race includes
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: tree Octopus awareness vehicle.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, I want to see that. Yeah, I bet you do.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Oh did you find it? No? But I found a
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: trick or treat for the treoctopus. Now you can help
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: the tree octopuses get their favorite Halloween treats, candy corn
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: and shrimp. They like candy corn and shrimp too. I
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: hate candy corn.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, I like candy corn. I know it's an unpopular opinion,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: but that.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Makes sense that you know candy corn and shrimp. There's
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: a lot on this website. You guys should just go
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: through it explore. Oh whoa, I really like the vehicle.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: It kind of looks like pool noodles to me. But
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's not like it my bit. It might be.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: It might be if you want to build an octopus
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: pool noodles are where it's at pool noodle ooh noodles
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: and the kids demonstrating did you see like they have
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: a shop. So there's like bumper stickers you can buy.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I break for the Pacific Northwest trioctopus and io. So
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: it's on the Oh I found it. I found it. Okay. Oh,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: and there's some other there's a bunch of other stuff
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: you could buy. They have mugs, shirts. Okay. So it
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: might be kind of obvious, but the Pacific Northwest trioctopus
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: is not real big it's so different. It was created
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: as a study in nineteen ninety eight. It was a
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: biology college course and it was about like, do not
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: believe everything you read about science online, but it looks
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: pretty real to me. See. And they even they kind
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: of faked out some of these students because a lot
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: of them still thought that, like, this was real because
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: they did such a convincing job. All my dish.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: I kind of love that it says.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Surprisingly, a high number of students did not question the
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: species in the initial activity and assumed it was real. Wow. However,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: most as part of the second assessment did report it
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: was false. Wow. Some students failed to recognize the species
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: as a fake, in thought the species was real even
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: after watching a parody or satirical video on YouTube.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know this, this is real,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Like we literally designed this to be satirical.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: So but we're convinced, Wow, this is real. You know
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: it's not real, but it's kind of all in fun,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: like conservation, protect the forest. I don't know why we
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: need like a fake critter to attach to, like it
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: to feel whios like viral. Yeah that is true, something
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: weird out there that you're oh, no, well we can't
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: get No, that's just too weird and we need that.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: But you know, also protect the real wildlife and habitats
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: of forest critters. So is fun. I've been wanting to
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: talk about the woode for a long time.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I love this home much.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: And I did say we were going to talk about
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: a couple because there is another octopus. So this one
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: is the Tacoma Narrows octopus.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: This is so weird. Okay, I think did we drive
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: over this bridge? Oh, I know you mentioned Tacoma. I
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, that's kind of funny because I have
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: something about Tacoma in here. Bro. I think I feel
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: like there's no way we didn't. It looks different now,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: But so the bridge did collapse in nineteen forty due
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: to like really strong gusts of wind. But people did
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: also say that there was the uh, meaty arms of
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: a six hundred pound man eating octopus that also brought
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: the bridge down, So I assume they rebuilt the bridge,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: so it's possible you. I didn't really look into that
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: part of it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Well, I was just looking at the bridge and trying
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: to remember, because we definitely crossed over a really big
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: bridge on our way. Yeah, I'm excited to hear about.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: This is a gigantic I mean by comparison, you're talking
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: about a little octopus that's like twelve inches, yeah, versus
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: like what six hundred pound pound?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Uh huh? Also man eating. They both liked e man.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: We don't know, Well twelve inches, how much of a
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: man are you eating?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Just the first six? Maybe seven?
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Okay. Uh so this is known as the king octopus.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: They compared it to the kraken. Just this huge octopus
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: in mean in the river or is it? Yeah? It
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: obviously isn't real, but there are such things as is
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: it not? I mean, this specific octopus is not real,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: but there are the giant Pacific octopus. Yeah, yeah, so
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: it's not quite.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: No.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: These one says they can grow up to six hundred
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: pounds and thirty feet just saying. But they're saying, like
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: the King octopus that they said brought down the bridge
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: and eats man.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Is not I mean, six hundred pounds probably wouldn't bring
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: down a bridge.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: It could eat a man, So don't fall in.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, just I mean, you know, be careful.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I just I had to know for science. The Tacoma
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Narrows Bridge spans a tidal straight connecting different basins of
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: the Puget Sound. It doesn't actually feed directly into the
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Puget or into the Pacific Ocean. Okay, So but I
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: mean it's it looks like it's not in it's not
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: an insignificant body of water.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so big enough for maybe a six hundred pound octopus.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I'm just sying.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: They did say, like back in that day, they didn't
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: really know a lot about octopus. So a lot of
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: it was just seeing like this giant divers will like
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: see this giant creature in the water, like, oh God,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: it's gonna eat me, you.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Know, right, Yeah, they're assuming.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it says here quote. Artists and writers long
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: depicted octopuses as gigantic, bloodthirsty creatures, powerful to crush ships
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: dubbed devilfish, so these were also known as devilfish. Yike.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: They were hideous of appearance, ferocious and hungry. But then
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: like more research came out, people started to learn about
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: them and learn that they actually weren't.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, I feel like that just
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: doesn't really ring true for me.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. They used to do octopus wrestling,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: so they would like go down and like wrestle the
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: octopus out of his cage or it's not cage, but
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: it's a cave. That's what I was saying. Hey, it's okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: But then once they knew more about octopus, they kind
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: of like put that stuff, they stopped it. I think
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: someone killed one too, No, because it wasn't illegal. They weren't.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: They they're not on the endangered list even now.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: It's like dog or chicken fighting, which actually I think
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: in a lot of places both of those things are
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: just ant grown unnecessarily, like when the packs are so
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: stupid allegedly that you can't leave them out in the rain,
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: but like don't kill them just.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: For no reason.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's what I have heard, is that like
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: like they'll they will just look up at the sky
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: with their mouths agape.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true. I don't know, it's
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: probably not. Have you seen Molana, the dive site nearest
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse and the former home of
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: the Octopus Wrestling World Championships. They it became a marine
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: protected area for the giant Pacific octopus and so it's
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: not endangered. So that's like a rare accomplishment for species
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: that's not endangered to have a protected area apparently. Yeah,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: so that's pretty mean.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: That makes sense.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: And the giant Pacific octopus have become the unofficial mascot
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: of Tacoma.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's like another example of like a kind
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: of a fake cryptid, but like actually helps protect and
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: preserve like real animals and real habitats.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Honestly, it's a strong strategy.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we're weird over here at the PNW. I
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: don't know if they do this shit like anywhere else
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: in the world, but here we.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, listen, it's working here. So I feel like,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: if if you're not doing it elsewhere, maybe adopt the practice.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and that's all I have. I just
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: want to talk about a couple octopus today. I do
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: have a Patreon bonus too. We don't record it now,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: but I do have a Patreon bonus about kind of
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: a weird little cryptid as well. So we have that
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: to look forward to. And if you're interested in joining
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: our Patreon, you can do that. There's a link in
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: all of the uh, all of the things. We still
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: send you a personalized welcome card and a little mini
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: tarot reading when you join, so you know what people like,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: add free episodes and that's what you get on Patreon.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: It's true, It's true. That's that's a thing. Well, do
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: you think we should do some taro for this? Yeah?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: But what deck are we get to do? The Pacific Northwest?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: There is I believe an octopus in that one. I mean,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: if we could do the doc deck.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: We could do we have so many decks. I think
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: we should do the PNW deck.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, we've shuffled the cards a lot. We're drawing a
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: card laid out in front of me. I'm feeling it out.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: We're drawing a card for some tree octopus. I feel
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: like in that region when where I'm at right now? Yeah,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: kind of in there.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you're filling otherwise, go with your influence.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling this one right here. Okay, that's kind of
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: where I felt drawn is of cuffs we always draw?
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: That's my Grandma's said. That is so funny. Why do
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: we always draw the same fucking cards? In our little
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: book it says emotional energy, spirituality, intuition, love, creativity, and
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: inner voice compassion, which I feel like that does like
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: it with it because it's all about the creativity. It
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: was the whole website they built about this fake creature,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: which is like a whole ass website fake, is it?
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I honestly, I still have questions. They do say, they
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: do say it's fake. They do have the separate little
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: thing about the I feel like that's their responsible because
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: I know that. Okay, if your children are listening, maybe
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: just ear muff them briefly, okay, one, two, three, and
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: go Okay. I understand that Santa isn't real, but I
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: want to believe the Treoctatus is like Santa. So yeah,
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: it's basically real.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I want to believe. But a lot of creativity did
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: go into it, oh, clearly in compassion for you know
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: the environment. Yes, I don't know if we've read this
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: in a while, because we draw this card so often.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: It is about water, because it's cups, So that's pretty cool. Yeah,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: because water. I'll read this really quick. Okay, Fill a cup,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: why stop there? Fill another, Fill a hundred, Fill a
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: rain cloud of cup shaped pedals with blue and purple pigment.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Fill a garden with exuberant bursts of color and shape.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Raise one of its mini cups to your lips, hold
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: it to your ear, and listen to its voice, both
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: energetic and soothing. It carries the sound of water rushing
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: at the surface and swirling deep below. Oh, it's like
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: a sea, shall I know. Pay attention to the voice
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: as it comes from you, reflected by the cup back
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: to your ear, originating from your heart. Which is that
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: kind of cute? That kind of answers the question, like,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: if you want to believe in it, you can.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Just saying just saying yeah. So key words from our
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: big book, and we did draw this in the upright, correct, Yes, Okay,
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: new love, beginning a creative activity which kind of just
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: behind the scenes, we're kind of in a way.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's true.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Beginning a new creative activity.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: But also like new love of this trioctopus.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Or a trio joy. This represents a gift of love,
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: either of a personal or divine nature. This ace reminds
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: us of the Holy Grail, the most famous chalice of
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: all which is.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: That real or is it not? We don't know, you know,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: you know, a legendly a legendly yeah, which.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Some people believe now lies in the chellice well in Glastonbury, England.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: The upright ace denotes a burst of joy, the kind
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: that comes with falling in love, oh, falling in love
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: with the trick to us. Often its appearance heralds a
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: new romance, but it can also represent the start of
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: a creative project about.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Which you feel happy. Okay, ok, that makes sense personally
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: and not Yeah, and I don't know whatever, how would
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: kill for you?
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Guys? Yeah, When this beautiful card shows up, it indicates
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: you're on an emotional high and enjoying life. I feel
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: like after my second glass of wine. That pretty accurately
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: describes me.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I feel pretty good right now, but
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: in like an hour, I probably won't. I'll be back
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: to normal.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Sometimes it indicates the birth of a child or idea.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's picking up a vibe. I don't
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: know how much it has to do with the case.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, we'll see both. Well, I really think both.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: In a reading about money, the ace suggests the beginning
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: of a creative endeavor that promises to be profitable.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I'm downe for that.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: I know. I hope it has nothing to do with
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: the case.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: But they do have the shop, and so they do
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: they could be profitable off of the very also as well,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: technical ribbons.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Nurture it carefully and the seeds will bear fruit. If
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: the reading is about your work, you may be starting
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: a new job and feel.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Enthusiastic about it. Okay, my me, lozup.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Perhaps this position will allow you to express your creativity
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: or fulfill a dream, even though it might take some time. Well,
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, come on, we've been here this long. Yeah.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: And also, saving the environment takes a lot of time,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: sure does, sure does.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Particularly under the you know, not to get political again,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: but you know under the current administration.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Right, that's true.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: It takes a long time to even wipe out explosive diarrhea.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: So yep, just just gonna leave that there, wipe it out.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Wipe it out.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Flushable wipe it out? What I did there? Oh boy?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Why do we keep bringing up flushable wipes on the show.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: It's like they're a really important part of our life.
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  Speaker 1: We did last time too.
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  Speaker 2: I love the wipes, I know, I love them so much.
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  Speaker 1: Don't come at me about how they clung up the system.
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  Speaker 1: I don't fucking care that.
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  Speaker 2: If they're the actual flushable wipes, I think they're okay
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  Speaker 2: unless you're of a septic tank, and then I think
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  Speaker 2: you can't use the wipees.
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  Speaker 1: I don't say they're not, but I don't trust it.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I think it's a conspiracy to keep our butts dirty.
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  Speaker 2: That is the red pill side of the internet.
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  Speaker 1: Keep your butt dirty. I think you should wipe your
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  Speaker 1: butt at all.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think it makes you gay?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. There is a segment of the internet.
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  Speaker 1: Yes you're gay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a woman.
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  Speaker 1: Well I'm so gay.
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  Speaker 2: Her story has been shared far and why by every
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  Speaker 2: Reddit podcast that I listened to, and I'm sure many more.
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  Speaker 1: She broke up with her boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: They had only lived together like a very short time,
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  Speaker 2: but they had been together for like a couple of
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  Speaker 2: years and as soon as they moved in together, he
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  Speaker 2: went to the red pill side of the internet and
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  Speaker 2: they told him that wiping his butthole, wiping his ass
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  Speaker 2: was gay. No, And I'm like, how are you so
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  Speaker 2: afraid of being gay that you will let your entire
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  Speaker 2: life smell like shit?
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  Speaker 1: Like, honestly keep your butthole dirty because that will keep
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  Speaker 1: me away from you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She literally broke up with a man and he was like,
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe you're breaking up with me about like
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I forget how he put it, like about like a
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  Speaker 2: personal choice or something like that. And she's like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: just literally asking you to wipe your ass so that
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  Speaker 2: like our couch, our bed, you're fucking underwear. Oh god, can.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: You e imagine? What? Right?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: That's insane? I know I mean by that measure, I
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: just want to.
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  Speaker 2: Live in Europe where I can just like sit and
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: bedey my bunghole for like a straight hour. And like
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: everybody's like, yep.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Get it.
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  Speaker 2: I have a detachable shower head. That's what I do
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  Speaker 2: with it now. I make sure she is pristine all of.
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  Speaker 1: The nether bit.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, they are aculate it, maculate every time
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  Speaker 2: I step out of the shower, if I'm in there
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  Speaker 2: for fifteen minutes, twelve minutes of that time I have
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  Speaker 2: been spraying my hoo ha and uh, you know her
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  Speaker 2: best friend on the backside.
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  Speaker 1: My hoo ha. Oh good lord, that man.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Needs a fire hose. He needs an actual fire hose.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because like at that point it gets all crusty.
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  Speaker 1: You're not wiping even crust but stink. And men have
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: such hairy buttholes, your crusty, hairy butthole. That must hurt.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I hope it does.
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  Speaker 2: Like it has to be uncomfortable discuss it's really foul.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Hot take, it's not even a hot take.
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  Speaker 2: It is just disgusting. That has been bothering me for
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: a long time.
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  Speaker 1: It is a story.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry that though we read Reddit stories far and few
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: and in between. I was like, I feel like this
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: demands our.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to leave it in. And so you
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: got your commentary on the dirty buttles. That's your birthday,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to you, curiously. Yeah, foul, so foul. If
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: anyone listening doesn't like their butthole, please immediately stop listening
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: of unsubscribe, don't give us any of your money because
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: we don't want your poop much.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Honest, listen, I will just stay at my day jobs.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: We'll be fine without you.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: I think I would feel better about it. Actually, yeah, okay,
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: we're just down to the last bullet. Okay, that an
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: extra excerpt, but okay.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: We finally read a million times and we probably have.
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  Speaker 2: But in the reading about love, the ace symbolizes the
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: first stages of a romantic relationship, a time when you
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: should indeed be wiping your ass very thoroughly. Yes, if
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  Speaker 2: not always, certainly in those early stages, nurture it so
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  Speaker 2: your lovel pluff. Sometimes it represents awakening to divine love,
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  Speaker 2: but only if you thoroughly clean your ash. A wicked
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: blessing you never Thirst remembers sharing a beverage and a
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: chalice is a popular practice in Wigan rituals. Sometimes the
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  Speaker 2: chalice is offered with the blessing may you never thirst.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, mayor buttle never.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Crist literally just thinking mayor buttle ever First, because the
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: chalice is passed from one person to another, it may
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  Speaker 3: feature a long stem that makes it easier to handle.
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  Speaker 2: I love that for.
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  Speaker 1: Us also, okay, relating it back to the actual story,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: the long stem of the chalice could be the long
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: tentacle of the tree to us.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I just think for an aquatic creature. May you
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: never third?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, because yeah, Ace of cups. Well we did
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: it again with another tarot reading spot on. All right, Oh,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: have a day. We'll see you next Thursday. Unless you
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: got eaten by it treoctopus.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Or you have a hairy unwiped asshole. Yeah please, because
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: hope you have unsubscribed. Please leave, like a hairy butt
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: is one thing, but I'm white. It's just not right.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Dingleberries.
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  Speaker 2: We have to go. We simply must