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Steve Harvey's Closing Remarks - 2.27.26 · Daily Inspiration: The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are, last break of the day.
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  Speaker 2: Surely I have a question. Yes, I'm gonna give you.
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  Speaker 3: All a chance to ask me anything you want. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: you know, if you think I'm out of touch with something,
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  Speaker 3: if you think out what my reaction to be, asked
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  Speaker 3: me any question, how.
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  Speaker 2: Much something coffee?
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  Speaker 3: So he can see how far out of touch I
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  Speaker 3: really am, and I will answer the questions honestly.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Jor you go first.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna ask you, what the last time you
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  Speaker 4: just been to like a Ford dealership to just to
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  Speaker 4: buy a truck and just been in there all day.
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  Speaker 4: What the last time you did you just just go
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  Speaker 4: bout a regular vehicle, not the ones you drive, just
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  Speaker 4: a regular vehicle. What you sat down with a finance manager?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that I bought a
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  Speaker 3: white Ford Explorer when I had the comedy club in
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  Speaker 3: Dallas and I.
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  Speaker 2: Had to buy it.
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  Speaker 1: Was in the nineteens. I could tell you.
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  Speaker 3: That, Yeah, this banker had given me the credit to
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  Speaker 3: buy this truck for my drug and I bought.
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  Speaker 2: A Ford Explorer so I could go. Cause we were in.
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  Speaker 3: A dry county, I could drive out there to buy
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  Speaker 3: the alcohol.
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  Speaker 2: And then drive back. Yeah, Ford Explorer, All right up,
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  Speaker 2: all right, last time I've been to dealership like that?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So nineteen ninety four, all right, let's go grocery shopping.
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  Speaker 5: How much is a gallon of milk?
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  Speaker 2: Dollar for dollar? No, three dollars a gallon for some milk? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Over that the last time I walked to the store
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  Speaker 3: for my mama.
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  Speaker 1: Gallon of milk, loaf of bread six we wish it was. Okay, Steve, So,
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  Speaker 1: when's the last time you just, you know, cleaned up
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  Speaker 1: for your cleaned up the house, cleaned up the house,
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  Speaker 1: just topped the bottom, swept the floors, put your clothes away,
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  Speaker 1: did the laundry. I was sighing about employing. When's the
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  Speaker 1: last time cleaned up that you cleaned up? Yeah, you know, vacuumed.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. It was, probably like seventy eight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I had an apartment I had I.
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  Speaker 4: Was born in sev Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had apartment out in or will it be?
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  Speaker 2: And I vacuumed that.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how long ago?
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  Speaker 2: That was?
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  Speaker 3: In nineteen seven? Now I'm working at full Motor Company. Man,
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  Speaker 3: I had girls coming over. I had to vacuum up man,
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  Speaker 3: I had chocolate brown coffee and I had to get
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  Speaker 3: all these specs.
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  Speaker 1: That was almost fifty years.
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  Speaker 2: See, well, that's the last time I vacuum. I ain't
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  Speaker 2: a vacuum. I know.
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  Speaker 3: Good here, well I ain't vacuum. Show ain't done no laundry.
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  Speaker 3: I told you the other day. I was in front
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  Speaker 3: of Marge. I told March Baby, that's what I saw.
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  Speaker 3: I took by the garage. She said what I said,
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  Speaker 3: we got washing drives.
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  Speaker 2: I said. She says, see that's laundry through.
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  Speaker 5: You can't beat this man, you kid, I said, really,
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  Speaker 5: he got champagne problem.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: God, Junior, ask him another question.
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  Speaker 4: It's Black History Month, and you know when the last
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  Speaker 4: time you've been to a black history program?
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  Speaker 1: Hmm?
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  Speaker 3: Black history program? Well, see, we didn't have when I
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  Speaker 3: was in school. We didn't have Black History Month.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we had black history more when I
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  Speaker 3: was in school. If they did, that's just something else
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't paying attention to. Who I had. Trust bount Man.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't been to no black program I've been to.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't never been to one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Okay, Carlo, come on, when's the lame.
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  Speaker 5: When's the last time you've been on a flight and
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  Speaker 5: you sat in the middle seat?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I know exactly when that is. I was sitting
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  Speaker 3: with a Mexican family on Southwest uh.
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  Speaker 1: Huh, and you were in the middle nineteen eighty six.
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  Speaker 3: And the other other half of the family was facing me.
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  Speaker 2: When they had the line that was traumatic. What'll talk about?
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  Speaker 2: We don't talk about nothing, man. I told that boy
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna kill him if you kicked me again?
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  Speaker 2: Is mama still the bathroom? Little boy just kept kicking me.
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  Speaker 2: Mama wasn't saying now.
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  Speaker 3: I said o, because when I went to the bathroom,
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  Speaker 3: I leaned over and said, kick me again.
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  Speaker 2: I killed.
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 2: It was crowded. It was crowded the rest of the flight.
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  Speaker 2: Now I didn't kill all right?
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  Speaker 1: Steve, when's it? You love cards and everything? So when's
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  Speaker 1: the last time you actually pulled up at the gas station,
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  Speaker 1: pumped your own gas, got out.
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  Speaker 2: Of two thousand folk?
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  Speaker 3: I just answered this question yesterday at Family few two
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  Speaker 3: thousand and four.
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  Speaker 1: How do you know exactly what's two thousand and four though?
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  Speaker 3: Because that's the last time I pump game? Is that
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  Speaker 3: the two thousand folk?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Twenty two years ago. Yeah, yeah, man, twelve years ago.
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  Speaker 2: What is on pump gas? So your car will work
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  Speaker 2: from no place?
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  Speaker 3: These people that work here, what do they do? Because, man,
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  Speaker 3: let me tell you something. You didn't want to her
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  Speaker 3: cars and it's on quarter tank.
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  Speaker 2: She don't play that. I ride in anything. I don't
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  Speaker 2: give it. Light on.
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  Speaker 5: How much is a gallon of gas?
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  Speaker 2: Since she probably about six six dollars? Six dollars.
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  Speaker 5: We're not going nowhere?
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  Speaker 2: No, And who were you taking?
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  Speaker 1: What was the question of family feuded over?
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  Speaker 5: Three?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, six six dollars. We at the house. Goodbye, take
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  Speaker 2: us all of his house.
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  Speaker 3: They have a great date today with your rich self
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  Speaker 3: and just enjoy your life, for you've got a lot
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  Speaker 3: of blessings.
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