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National Star Trek Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.8.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Oh, yeah. So here's the deal. Usually we only
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  do 10 to 15 minutes of best of in the beginning.
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  You know, you have that sleeper. Happy hour starts
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  live in less than 10 minutes. Stand by. But today
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  we have a lot that I was proud of. So the next
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  50 minutes is best of. Now, I would prefer you
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  listen to all 50 minutes. But if you want to
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  hear the live show, go 50 minutes in. Unless
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  if you're in Fresno, then you're going to have
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  to listen to it. But I trust. But trust me, because
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  I have trust in you. Trust me. It's radio gold.
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  Talk to you soon. Stand by. Now to fired Fox
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  Sports analyst Mark Sanchez, who just agreed
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  to plead guilty nearly 11 months after he allegedly
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  assaulted a 69 -year -old truck driver. Loser!
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  Not the truck driver, Mark Sanchez. How does
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  it feel? Man, your legacy. As an okay quarterback
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  is now going to be forgotten. Your legacy as
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  a passable announcer is not going to be forgotten
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  because you're a dumbass who then stabs Sanchez
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  in self -defense. A penalty of one to six years.
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  We're literally talking about space. Under the
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  charges, there's a very high risk if he goes
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  to trial and he loses, he's looking at significant
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  custody time. Yeah, I would just admit it. Admit
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  that you're a failure and nice. Admit that you
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  like all the teenage girls. Google that. Admit
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  that you're greasy. Admit that you're a dumbass
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  and call it a day. Yeah, not the criminal history
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  part is going to get him off. It's that he's
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  an adult quarterback. And in America, we applaud
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  that. That means you get away with things. Ben
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  Roethlisberger, Ray Lewis, RJ Simpson. We love
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  our American football players. We don't give
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  a shit about soccer, but everything else in the
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  club, all we do. That is not going to involve
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  a significant amount of time in custody. It could
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  involve a month or more, but my expectation is
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  that it won't. All right, there you go. You're
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  just a failure. Sentencing is set for November.
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  Footage obtained by TMZ and the New York Post
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  from that night captured an injured Mark stumbling
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  while clutching his stab wound. Oh, yeah. You
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  look like trash. By the way, you always kind
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  of look like trash. Hospitalized in a network.
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  Yeah, he got beat the shit out of. What the hell
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  is wrong with you, Mark? I know you probably
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  have CTE, but you're a dumbass. After suffering
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  severe head injuries, he claims left him permanently
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  disfigured. Oh, that's not good. It's a special
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  position that I'm in. This is from 09. I'm just
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  trying to set the right example. Oh, yeah, good
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  job. You really set a freaking example, you dork.
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  Mark is now the third high -profile sports figure
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  in just four days. Hammer on. I'm tired of words.
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  To plea out after getting caught for bad behavior.
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  I love the Tony Rama footage. He has those puppy
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  eyes. It's so terrible. How many drinks have
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  you had? Oh, no. These NFL players are out of
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  control. I'm hopefully going to be supporting
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  my pregnant wife. We're going to start a family.
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  Oh, yeah. I didn't know Aaron Rodgers. Here's
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  Michael Irvin. And Neon talking about Jed and
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  Bjork getting a hooker. Bjork. Who is that? Yeah.
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  Neon. Really doesn't do any prep. It's got to
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  be nice being a nepo, baby, where you can just
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  kind of get the gas because you got clout and
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  you got money, but you don't know anything. New
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  York is the owner of the 49ers who got caught.
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  You ever heard of them, man? With their sex workers.
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  $140. Yay, the trailer park! Not a good one in
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  Vegas. Oh, this is recent. Not the half -off
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  Claretail at the Bunny Ranch. Oh, yeah. Oh. I
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  can't. Wow, he ripped. This is weird to me because
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  I feel like boomers and even Gen Xers. that had
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  his show, they like put an effort to know things.
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  He'll be like, wait, wait, says like Malik Beasley,
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  what was it like playing the Knicks in the playoffs?
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  It's kind of endearing how stupid he is. And
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  me myself, like I'm like, you know, he was, he
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  got divorced in five, six months. Hey, Michael,
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  pass the Coke. Yeah. Coca -Cola. I love how they're
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  doing these videos where they have like this
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  delicious food in front of them, but they're
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  talking. I would be like, turn the camera off.
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  I'm eating this fucking lasagna. Is that really
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  a clown? You know? What? Man, he has his brain
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  died. And Neon's like, what do I do with this?
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  This guy's stupid. Like, imagine if you, uh,
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  What was the last 20 seconds of what this is?
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  It's like run -on sentences. It's like talking
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  to Ian Beckles. Hoppy's hook. Back sound. What
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  are you saying? I can't listen to this. Oh, yeah.
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  Young Jock. Meet me in the club. It's going down.
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  Roll Out Magazine celebrated 20 years of that
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  song. Doesn't that make you feel old in the club?
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  Let me take a sip of this. Oh yeah, I think I'm
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  coming down with a cold or something. One sec.
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  Meet me at Nappy's house. Let's have sex. He'll
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  blow you. On this Avery show, known as Happy
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  Hour. Oh, yeah! This is that guy, Dajon Love,
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  that was pretending to be a wide receiver. Even
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  though he looks like someone that flips burgers.
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  Thing is, like I say, I know your situation.
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  Everybody want to be rich. Everybody do. Yeah,
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  he's talking about himself. Mm -hmm. That's what
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  he's done right here. That's exactly what he's
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  done. Unfortunately, everybody just won't. Oh,
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  you're so philosophical! You scam artist! Asking
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  people what the f*** is happening. It might not
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  be $10 ,000. It could be closer to $5 ,000. Oh,
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  yeah! That's how much I have as my net worth.
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  Get $2 ,000 from this person, $2 ,000 from that
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  person, $2 ,000 from this person. Like I said,
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  it's only $4 ,000. I kind of feel stupider. And
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  those women are setting themselves back. You
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  know why? Because they wanted him for the money.
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  Doesn't he look like he has money? He looks like
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  a trash bag. Take care of yourself. Do a face
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  mask. Something, dog. Doesn't look great. Here's
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  a trans student getting mad after being misgendered.
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  He had blue hair. He said it. He said it. He
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  said it. This is a kid that was in middle school
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  during COVID that has never been told no. What's
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  the problem? You don't know. Man, I'm telling
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  you, it has nothing to do with him or whatever
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  gender he wants to be. These kids that are now
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  in college during COVID, that were in middle
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  school during COVID, that are now in college,
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  they're out of their mind. Yeah, you don't want
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  to get bankrupted. That ain't fun, club. You're
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  threatening me. Are you threatening me? Shut
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  your fucking ass up, Cobb. You're the mentally
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  ill teenager. Go fuck yourself. I mean, yeah,
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  he's being a brat, but you don't have to... Shut
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  up! Why are you saying this? Your wife's shit
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  on you. Here's Kaylee Garner, who's in porn talking
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  about her dad. Am I not surprised that that's
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  something that you would kind of follow up and
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  do? They were not surprised because they knew
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  my lifestyle. Like I was always. Prom night as
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  well. Yeah, the naughty one. The naughty one.
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  But my family, my mom is very religious, so she
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  doesn't really know. Yeah, that's what usually
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  happens when you got a hot ass dog and you're
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  religious. This is the route they go down. No,
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  we keep it a little secret. But my dad, he has
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  no clue. No, she's in the Bible Belt. She's off
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  social media and everything. Maybe she'll find
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  out someday, but I just hope she doesn't. We'll
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  see. And then my dad, he found out because he's
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  actually like highly... Obsessed with porn. Yeah,
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  it's probably where your sex way out it came
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  from. Like my whole life. So it's kind of like
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  karma because his daughter became a porn star,
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  but. Karma for a guy who wanted to get his rocks
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  off. Shut your ass. Actually, your ass is never
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  really shut. Did you tell him because of that?
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  I didn't even tell him. He was actually watching
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  porn with his girlfriend in bed. And then he
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  saw his daughter. Oh my God. I'm glad that's
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  not my daughter. And then you just popped up
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  on the screen. Or I have like nine penises. Oh,
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  it's my daughter. A real proud father. Good old
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  browser's ad. So did he have a conversation with
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  you after that? Yeah, so he texted me. He was
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  like, are you doing XXX? I'm sure he had to calm
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  down after he saw that. Yeah, I would assume.
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  Oh, it's my daughter with some... Clem shoulder
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  on her face. I probably traumatized him. And
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  she's finally funny. You're promiscuous. Here's
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  Violet Myers talking about what she did before
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  OnlyFans. Before I even did porn, I was on Chatterbait.
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  That's a little weird, isn't it? Just a college
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  girl doing that. Pretty much how I... Oh, just
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  a college girl on Chatterbait! Got started, so...
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  And what do we have here? Kayla B says, King
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  Von's baby mama slept with one of the OTF gangbangers.
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  He was messing with Vonnie first. So everybody
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  know that. They don't have nothing to do with
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  me. I can't control nobody fucking. Nobody pussy.
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  You was fucking on bond too. Imagine. You didn't
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  want me to break up. That's why mom's texting
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  on the phone. That's very off -putting. Here's
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  a woman. She said, I'm not even playing. That
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  the Lindsay Clancy case has changed dating forever.
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  Yeah. Did not realize. Again, it's these murder
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  documentaries. All these lemons shining on her.
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  But the meme doesn't. Oh, but she's falling to
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  the bottom to brush out her ass. Oh, yeah. Here's
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  everyone's favorite bust on Joy Taylor. Talking
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  about how she took care of her boyfriend and
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  he cheated on her with his stripper. Hey, Hody,
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  you were a part of marriage's failing and you
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  got a job because you slept around. So that's
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  karma, honey. I was financially supporting a
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  boyfriend. Here's the problem, guys. When a woman
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  financially supports you, is they hold it over
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  your head. When we do it, we're obligated, but
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  we're in a tough spot. And the woman helps. In
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  the moment, she's like, baby, don't worry about
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  him. It's okay. I love you. And then when you
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  break up, she's like, oh, she needed my help.
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  And he's on the couch, like, playing video games
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  and stuff. Yeah, heaven forbid. I bet he worked
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  nine to five. He wasn't just getting pounded
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  out at work like you are, honey. I feel like
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  it's been going on for like a month now, because
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  I was like, don't worry about it. I got the bills,
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  blah, blah, blah. And then you weren't sweet.
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  You were nice. Yeah. Heaven forbid, he probably
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  paid the other months, and you were busy buying
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  drinks with the boss. Actually, he was buying
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  you drinks, but you know what I mean. You were
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  busy not being a good girlfriend. What did I
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  get for that? So, man, she was really hot on
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  Fox. But she always wears this, like, kind of
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  like, like this vest. Like this, it's almost
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  like, I don't know how to describe it. Kind of
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  looks like if, like, jeans were a vest, like
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  that same cloth. She is just dressing like a
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  bored bisexual. I, he's like, I'm like, all right,
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  look. What? It's been a while. Like, we got to
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  get a job, you know? Yeah. Boy, I love when a
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  man says a dull woman. He's crucified. Man, funk
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  this. You want equal rights. Don't hold it over
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  his head. Because when we hold it over your head,
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  we're crucified. Man, we could never win. Oh,
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  I'm dying. Happy Hot Topic. Unsettling details
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  are coming out about what happened inside this
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  Frankfurt house. This is where prosecutors say
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  Corey Walsh killed her two -year -old son. And
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  this woman was influenced by Lindsay Clancy.
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  Oh, but it was just postpartum depression. My
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  mom suffered from postpartum depression, and
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  yay! Maybe she was hyper at parties in the 90s,
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  but she didn't kill me. You probably wish she
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  did. The mother is charged with first degree
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  murder after her neighbor found the boy hanging
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  in the basement on a device from a rafter. Postpartum
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  depression! He died from asphyxia. Court records
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  revealed one other child, an infant, was present
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  in the home at the time. I am. This is the problem
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  with the road. These idiots. that shouldn't be
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  reproducing are reproducing! And unharmed. Walsh,
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  who's now sitting in the Willow County Jail,
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  was found in an upstairs bathroom and a pool
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  of blood. Gosh, it looks like she's insane! Oh,
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  you know, she'd give a good mouth hug, though.
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  With cuts to her wrist and thighs. Not only was
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  I a prosecutor in the criminal division of the
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  state's attorney's office. Oh yeah, brother,
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  good for you, Irv Miller. I was head of the juvenile
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  division. And I saw a pair do outrageous things
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  to their children that I won't even describe
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  for you or your viewers. Thank you. I appreciate
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  it. So does it surprise me that this could happen
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  out in Will County? What did happen? Oh, yeah.
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  Will County's depressing. How'd it get done?
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  No surprise there. Not at all. And court records
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  once told officers she did this to her baby because
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  he was a devil and the Antichrist. Oh, man. And
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  the best part was she was influenced by Lindy
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  Clancy. She even gave details of how she killed
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  her son. It turns out Walsh had become very invested
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  in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial. Oh, but there's
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  nothing wrong with being a fan of her! Shut up!
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  All the women out there that are Lindsay Clancy
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  fans, get away from us! You're scary! You're
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  gonna ruin our lives! Up in this morning, YouTuber
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  Jack Doherty landing himself back in jail. What
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  a loser. He's just a loser, Jack Doherty. And
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  he's a part of the generation that was in high
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  school during COVID. So he's all messed up. And
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  he's just dumb. In South Florida, he is facing
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  domestic battery charges. He just looks like
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  a little punk ass bitch. He is no stranger to
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  law enforcement. Having been arrested in the
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  past, he's set to face a judge. Again this morning.
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  Since Isabella Martin is live. The latest from
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  Fort Lauderdale. Isabella. Michaela Leanne, police
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  say this latest arrest started with a disturbance
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  call here in Fort Lauderdale. When police arrived,
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  they say they found Jack Doherty and a woman
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  had gotten into a physical fight. Oh, that's
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  good. Not at all. Oh, he's behind bars here at
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  the Broward County Jail. Loser. Oh, yeah, a little
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  snack for everybody in prison. An absolute snack.
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  Back in the headlines in Back to Jail for YouTuber
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  Jack Doherty. The 23 -year -old with millions
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  of followers on social media was arrested Friday
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  just before noon. Fort Lauderdale police say
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  they were called to his home on Southwest Fifth
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  Court for some sort of disturbance. investigators
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  say doherty and a woman got into a physical fight
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  inside the house they say the woman was not hurt
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  doherty was arrested and taken to the broward
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  main jail he just looks like an absolute idiot
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  you just look at him he looks like an entitled
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  brat that's had everything given to him and he
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  thinks he's above the law where he faces a misdemeanor
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  domestic battery charge all of this comes less
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  than a year since the social media influencer
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  was arrested on miami beach Yeah, he is no stranger
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  to getting arrested. November of 2025, police
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  said Doherty positioned himself in the middle
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  of the street in the entertainment district.
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  Police say he repeatedly refused to follow officers'
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  commands. Body cam video shows the moment an
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  officer searched him. Police found drugs and
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  charged him with two misdemeanors and a felony.
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  After bonding out of... He just looks like a
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  sketch ball. Like if I were a cop and I saw him,
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  I would immediately search him. Mm -hmm. Jail
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  following that arrest, it took no time... He
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  makes all Gen Z look bad as well. It's all about
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  content, right? When it's all said and done,
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  you're a failure and no wonder your family wants
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  to be left anonymous. You're a douche. And you
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  literally make sure that girls turn 18 and then
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  you sign them up for OnlyFans. You're a pimp,
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  you're a creep, and you're a liar and a failure.
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  Can you tell I don't like this little bitch?
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  Now, Doherty is expected to go before a judge
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  later this morning. We'll keep you updated with
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  what happens. Thank you. I appreciate you keeping
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  us updated on this douchebag. I mean, obviously,
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  I hope he likes the movie. Robert Pattinson responds
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  to Chris Hansen's concerns about his portrayal
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  of the former To Catch a Predator host. Yeah,
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  Chris Hansen takes himself way too seriously.
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  You had a cool job about 20 years. Chris Hansen
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  just always had that vibe that he thinks he's
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  better than you because he helped catch pedophiles.
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  And for some reason, I thought he got caught
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  with a prostitute, but he got arrested for bad
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  checks in 2019 and then not showing up to court
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  in 2021. Oh, yeah. He thinks he's better than
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  you. I don't have to go to my card case. Shut
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  your ass. Hopefully Robert Pattinson does a good
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  job of describing how much of a douche you are
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  in real life in a movie. The actor stars in the
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  upcoming A24 psychological thriller Primetime.
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  Yeah. I feel a whole thing in that to catch a
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  predator. How's that movie about it? Playing
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  a fictionalized version of Chris during his controversial
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  run hosting the Dateline NBC. Why would that
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  be controversial? He was catching pedophiles.
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  If you find that controversial to catch pedophiles,
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  you're probably a pedophile. Series. And after
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  Chris publicly criticized parts of the portrayal.
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  Oh, yeah. He's never going to be happy with it.
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  Why is that pretty boy doing it? Show your ass,
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  you're at nine! While speaking to a crowd during
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  a press conference at the Venice Film Festival
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  September 5th, the Twilight alum says, I mean,
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  obviously I hope he likes the movie. Yeah, we
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  all do. I would hope in some ways, like, the
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  amount of inspiration that has... Yeah, he's
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  a good dude! It's Robert Pennstein! Who cares?
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  Eric has kind of given so many people who are
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  involved in this for like years now. I hope it's
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  some kind of compliment. Yeah, I think you can
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  make a 10 out of 10 movie. But the fact that
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  the Twilight guy's doing it, I feel like Chris
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  Hansen is kind of singling him out because of
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  it. Who says he watched To Catch a Predator when
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  he was younger? We all did. It was on the YouTube
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  clip. He was particularly fascinated by Chris's
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  on -screen presence. Even after watching thousands
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  of hours of everything to do with it, you still
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  can't really put your finger on it. And I think
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  what we were trying to capture, I think, is all
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  of our collective enthusiasm. All right, so the
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  point is this. Chris Hansen's an insecure douche,
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  and you need to leave him, when it comes to Robert
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  Pattinson, alone. Oh! I mean, obviously, I hope
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  he likes the movie. Robert Pattinson responds
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  to Chris Hansen's concerns about his portrayal
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  of the former To Catch a Predator host. Yeah,
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  Chris Hansen takes himself way too seriously.
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  You had a cool job about 20 years ago. Chris
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  Hansen's just always had that vibe that he thinks
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  he's better than you because he helps catch pedophiles.
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  And for some reason, I thought he got caught
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  with a prostitute, but he got arrested for bad
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  checks in 2019 and then not showing up to court
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  in 2021. Oh, yeah. He thinks he's better than
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  you. I don't have to go to my court case. Shut
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  your ass. Hopefully Robert Pattinson does a good
• 23:43
  job of describing how much of a douche you are
• 23:45
  in real life in a movie. The actor stars in the
• 23:48
  upcoming A24 psychological thriller, Primetime.
• 23:52
  Yeah. I feel a whole thing in that to catch a
• 23:55
  predator. How's that movie about it? Playing
• 23:58
  a fictionalized version of Chris during his controversial
• 24:01
  run, hosting the Dateline NBC. Why would that
• 24:04
  be controversial? He was catching pedophiles.
• 24:06
  If you find that controversial to catch pedophiles,
• 24:09
  you're probably a pedophile. Series. And after
• 24:12
  Chris publicly criticized parts of the portrayal.
• 24:15
  Oh yeah, he's never going to be happy with it.
• 24:20
  Kylie, why is that pretty boy doing it? Shut
• 24:22
  your ass, you're at nine. While speaking to a
• 24:26
  crowd during a press conference at the Venice
• 24:28
  Film Festival September 5th, the Twilight alum
• 24:31
  says. I mean, obviously I hope he likes the movie.
• 24:34
  Yeah, we all do. I would hope in some ways, like,
• 24:38
  the amount. of inspiration that has... Yeah,
• 24:42
  he's a good dude! It's Robert Pattinson! Okay!
• 24:46
  Eric has kind of forgiven so many people who
• 24:50
  are involved in this for, like, years now. Mm
• 24:52
  -hmm. I hope it's some kind of compliment. Yeah,
• 24:56
  I think you could make a 10 out of 10 movie,
• 24:59
  but the fact that the Twilight guy's doing it,
• 25:01
  I feel like Chris Hansen is kind of singling
• 25:04
  him out because of it. All right, so the point
• 25:29
  is this. Chris Hansen's an insecure douche. And
• 25:33
  you need to leave him when it comes to Robert
• 25:36
  Pattinson alone. This is Al. Talking about Braxton
• 25:46
  Berrios laughing in her face. I would laugh in
• 25:48
  your face too. You're a brat. I texted him. Shut
• 25:54
  up. Alex Earl is getting real about a post breakup
• 26:00
  mishap with ex Braxton Berrios. Yeah, women do
• 26:05
  this thing where they break up with a guy and
• 26:08
  because they're so easy to move on as a woman,
• 26:11
  they expect the guy to always be mourning them.
• 26:16
  When we're busy trying to get our rocks off,
• 26:19
  we ain't thinking about you. It's like that song
• 26:23
  by Bow Wow. Ain't thinking about you. In the
• 26:26
  debut season of her family's new Netflix reality
• 26:29
  series, Earl Meets World, the 25 -year -old reveals
• 26:32
  she recently ran into the NFL player during a
• 26:35
  night out with her sister, Ashton Earle. Yeah,
• 26:38
  I wouldn't leave, Hank. I was at a party, right?
• 26:41
  See, my actions aren't hotter. We're not dating
• 26:44
  anymore, and you're banging other people. Other
• 26:47
  people have either robbed or been inside of you.
• 26:49
  I ain't dealing with that. and bff sally carden
• 26:53
  and let's just say the ex's reunion didn't exactly
• 26:56
  go smoothly yeah she's like oh he's supposed
• 26:58
  to mourn me and bow down to me even though he
• 27:02
  has more talent because he's actually doing something
• 27:04
  with talent called playing football while you're
• 27:06
  living off of daddy's money and you're a failed
• 27:09
  call her daddy ripoff alex you split from braxton
• 27:14
  in december 2025 after nearly the best month
• 27:17
  that ever happened on the get out of you Three
• 27:20
  years together recalls him mocking her over their
• 27:22
  breakup. I would do. Saying. To me, he was mocking
• 27:28
  me saying, I told you not to break up with me.
• 27:30
  He was. I would say that too. He's the man. And
• 27:35
  now you're going from guy to guy. Including his
• 27:39
  former teammate, Brady. Show your ass. Your flat
• 27:42
  ass. Laughing in my face. Like, I told you not
• 27:44
  to do this. Yeah, you keep talking about him.
• 27:47
  You must have missed how he went to pound town.
• 27:50
  Because we all know Brady the Lazy. Like, he
• 27:53
  used to be so grateful to be on top of me. Professional,
• 27:57
  Alex admits she had enough liquid courage that
• 28:00
  night to approach her ex and tell him. Yeah,
• 28:03
  you know, she was probably crying when she went
• 28:05
  home. Like, I'm so stupid. I'm fit to blow. I'm
• 28:10
  serious. How she was really feeling. Cleaning.
• 28:13
  I must have said something along the lines of,
• 28:16
  this is really hard seeing you. Like, this is
• 28:18
  really hard for - Yeah, women don't like when
• 28:20
  the guy glows up. But when a guy doesn't like
• 28:24
  when a girl glows up, he's being obsessive. Man,
• 28:27
  funk that. But according to Alex, that vulnerability
• 28:30
  wasn't exactly reciprocated. Yeah, he's like,
• 28:34
  you dumped him. Why would he want to talk to
• 28:37
  you when you dumped him? And he knows you're
• 28:39
  going to use him for content like right now.
• 28:42
  With the influencer saying, are you still in?
• 28:45
  That's what we call anybody without talent that's
• 28:47
  famous. Braxton was being a little standoffish.
• 28:50
  Gee, I wonder why. And while Alex was initially
• 28:54
  proud of herself for walking away. Yeah. That
• 28:57
  self -control apparently didn't make it all the
• 29:01
  way home. Yes, sir. Cut to the next morning when
• 29:06
  a hungover Alex jokes from bed. Whoever let me
• 29:09
  text Braxton at 4 a .m. will rue the day. Yeah.
• 29:15
  Like a typical cloud chasing woman. You like
• 29:18
  how I added the word cloud chasing, but it's
• 29:19
  not all women. Like a typical cloud chasing woman.
• 29:23
  You expect them to bow down to you and then take
• 29:25
  no accountability when you obsessed over them.
• 29:31
  Luxury lifestyle influencer has died. Yeah. I
• 29:35
  feel bad for these influencers where they stink.
• 29:39
  They got to make their body look a certain way.
• 29:42
  after complications from a cosmetic procedure
• 29:44
  proved fatal. Yeah, this is not good. TMZ reports
• 29:47
  September 5th that Ego Tiny Ooby Rebo died March
• 29:51
  6th after receiving a genital enlargement injection.
• 29:54
  Man, I know my penis is just good enough in the
• 29:59
  club, but man, it's so sad. I still believe in
• 30:02
  making fun of him for getting penis enlargement.
• 30:04
  Well, then we'll make fun of you for dying with
• 30:05
  a BBL. Shut up! During a trip to Thailand with
• 30:09
  wife Danielle Simba Allen. And his wife telling
• 30:12
  him penis isn't good enough. That's going to
• 30:15
  be a weird funeral. He was 43. At an inquest
• 30:18
  in London, coroner Gene Harkin found the British
• 30:21
  Nigerian businessman died from a pulmonary embolism.
• 30:24
  That's so sad. He died all over your penis. Sudden
• 30:27
  blockage. Your penis is supposed to give you
• 30:28
  the best moments of your life, not take it. Of
• 30:31
  a blood vessel in the lungs caused by complications
• 30:34
  from the cosmetic procedure. Rest in peace, bud.
• 30:37
  The outlet reports Ego received 40 milliliters
• 30:40
  of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine in his penis.
• 30:44
  Wow, that's just... I just don't want to... That's
• 30:47
  an exit on the zone! Afterward, he experienced
• 30:49
  chest pain while at a massage with Danielle and
• 30:52
  was taken to a local hospital. Oh, my God. Doctors
• 30:56
  performed CPR for nearly two hours. Oh, my God!
• 31:01
  While such procedures can increase length or
• 31:04
  girth, the Cleveland Clinic notes possible complications.
• 31:07
  Yeah, when the Cleveland Clinic doesn't like
• 31:09
  it, which is a pretty good hospital. Yeah, we
• 31:13
  have a problem. Includes scarring, infection,
• 31:15
  loss of sensation, and erectile dysfunction.
• 31:18
  Yeah, you don't want that. Then it's all for
• 31:20
  nothing. I feel like the points to get rock hard.
• 31:25
  in may on instagram friend celebrity barman shared
• 31:28
  video from ego's london funeral right being in
• 31:32
  part today london stood still for you tiny why
• 31:34
  is it coming out now six months later we love
• 31:37
  you we celebrate you and we will never forget
• 31:39
  you brother rest in peace then hopefully in the
• 31:42
  afterlife you can use your penis properly Today
• 31:56
  the hip -hop community witnessed a powerful moment
• 31:59
  of solidarity. Oh yeah, the hip -hop community
• 32:02
  coming together! Between Meek Mill and Lil Durk.
• 32:05
  Oh man, this is when we know hell's freezing.
• 32:09
  As Lil Durk's trial begins, Meek Mill stepped
• 32:11
  up to show his support, questioning the environment
• 32:14
  that shaped both him and so many others growing
• 32:17
  up. Here's the thing that drives... me nuts.
• 32:20
  Mayor Johnson. Listen, I like Lil Durk's body
• 32:24
  of work until about 2020 when he started making
• 32:26
  that crappy music with OTF. But I like this band.
• 32:30
  Disney, what you want? Cloud, right here. So
• 32:33
  I like the old Lil Durk. But this whole thing
• 32:36
  of not taking accountability, he's a criminal
• 32:38
  in America. And this whole free Durk thing is
• 32:42
  sad. Meek Mill described Durk as just an innocent
• 32:46
  kid from Chicago. Highlighting the... Oh, yeah,
• 32:48
  he put heads on people and probably killed people
• 32:51
  himself. Oh, but he's so innocent! Struggles
• 32:55
  Facebook... To the sociopath! By youth in their
• 32:57
  communities. On his Twitter page, Meek Mill shared
• 33:00
  a heartfelt statement. Free Dirk. Just an innocent
• 33:04
  kid from Chicago. Not at all. Maybe just a kid
• 33:07
  from Chicago. The real question is, as the American,
• 33:10
  why was Dirk Brothers' cousins and friends killed
• 33:14
  in the greatest country on Earth? Nah, it's not
• 33:16
  the greatest country in the world, whatever.
• 33:18
  We used to play Sega Draw Art and watch Lion
• 33:21
  King as kids. Yeah, but he grew up in the hood
• 33:23
  and his dad was a criminal. Meek Mill, you don't
• 33:27
  get the gangster life because you're the butt
• 33:30
  body of the daddy. Y 'all failed us and blamed
• 33:32
  us for everything. I don't know what I'm making
• 33:36
  about you. Meek Mill, no one's thought about
• 33:38
  you since 2011. This next guy right here is the
• 33:44
  Biggest friggin' loser around. Happy Hot Topic.
• 33:50
  Jim Thorne's time at Wheel of Fortune has come
• 33:53
  to an end. Doesn't he just look like a butterfly?
• 33:56
  He's got that big, goopy smile. And he's stupid.
• 34:01
  One day after photos surfaced appearing to show
• 34:04
  the long -time game show. Appearing at this show.
• 34:10
  Oh, yeah. While he's on a public airplane using
• 34:14
  public Wi -Fi. What a dumb, goofy, stupid, teeth
• 34:17
  -looking boomer. Imagine that first day you go
• 34:35
  home to your family and you're like... I got,
• 34:37
  you know, fired because I was on a pedophile
• 34:39
  chair room. E! News has reached out to Jim's
• 34:42
  attorney. E! News reached out and they never
• 34:45
  hear back. But I feel like this is the one time
• 34:47
  you're really not going to hear back. What are
• 34:49
  you going to say? Oh, yeah, that was me talking
• 34:51
  about... A boyfriend like a buffet for boys.
• 34:54
  You're a loser. A comment on his firing but has
• 34:57
  not heard back. The move comes just days after
• 35:00
  Sony announced on September 1st that Jim, who
• 35:03
  had served as the voice of Wheel of Fortune since
• 35:06
  2011, was suspended while the company investigated
• 35:09
  allegations against him. Back in May, a fellow
• 35:14
  passenger on an American Airlines flight from
• 35:17
  Charlotte to Los Angeles told TMZ she saw Jim
• 35:20
  using his laptop in what appeared to be a chat
• 35:23
  room. Yeah, he's, like, snooping. I was watching
• 35:26
  Power. It's this show on Starz that has sex scenes.
• 35:30
  And I would, like, use a different tab during
• 35:33
  a murder scene when I was... And he was ultimately
• 35:35
  like, oh, yeah! By the way, you don't want to
• 35:38
  trust this woman. Whoever she is, she's a rat.
• 35:40
  For pedophiles, photos obtained by the outlet
• 35:43
  appeared to show messages discussing children
• 35:45
  at a restaurant. You know what's funny? Not only
• 35:49
  is he a loser in life, not only is he a creep,
• 35:55
  not only does he make white people look bad,
• 35:57
  but he failed! He spun the wheel and did terrible!
• 36:07
  That's the sound of your career going bye -bye!
• 36:10
  This is the sound of your wife taking half your
• 36:12
  money. And then here's Alex Earl talking about
• 36:23
  Alex Cooper. Definitely feel betrayed by Alex
• 36:29
  Cooper. Earl finally speaking out about what
• 36:32
  really happened between her and Alex Cooper.
• 36:35
  The longtime feud rumors were confirmed when
• 36:37
  Cooper posted this TikTok video back in April.
• 36:39
  Alex Earl. Hey, girl. These are just two dumb
• 36:44
  blondes with some talent. I mean, Alex Cooper
• 36:47
  has way more talent, but they're just two dumb
• 36:50
  blondes arguing. The passive -aggressive. Oh,
• 36:55
  and you're totally not passive -aggressive. Shut
• 36:58
  your ass as well. Posts and the likes and the
• 37:02
  commenting on things. I gotta call you out here.
• 37:07
  You call everyone out by yourself. You must be
• 37:11
  awful to work with. You're gonna need to get
• 37:14
  specific and just say what you gotta say about
• 37:17
  me. I feel like I'm being dated into saying something.
• 37:22
  Yeah, because you don't know what to say because
• 37:23
  you're stupid. I don't even know why Alex Cooper's
• 37:26
  mad. You're both idiots. I'm like... What do
• 37:29
  you have up your sleeve? Alex Cooper's is semi
• 37:31
  -funny because she has ghost writers. Thought
• 37:33
  you were trying to, like, trick me with? At the
• 37:34
  time. Yeah, that's a problem. If you're afraid
• 37:37
  of people tricking you, that means you've been
• 37:40
  tricked. It ain't tricking if you got it. Earl
• 37:44
  commented on Cooper's video writing, okay, on
• 37:46
  it. But she didn't end up speaking on the issue
• 37:49
  until now. I stayed quiet for so long because
• 37:51
  I am... Had no idea what to say. Scared of Alex
• 37:57
  Cooper. Earl details what he claims really went
• 37:59
  down, saying it all stemmed from Earl going on
• 38:02
  Call Her Daddy back in September 2023, just one
• 38:05
  month after Earl signed with Cooper's The Unwell
• 38:07
  Network. Yeah, here's the problem. I've worked
• 38:10
  a lot. Big time radio host, obviously. And, uh,
• 38:15
  When you are working alongside someone and they
• 38:18
  give you an opportunity, they do not like when
• 38:20
  you start to shine as bright as them. And eventually
• 38:25
  launched her hot mess podcast with them. All
• 38:27
  right, enough. Alex, you're literally the same
• 38:31
  person. Shut up. Diplo said walking through Burning
• 38:37
  Man is terrible and that he'd rather be in a
• 38:40
  desert burning. Interesting. And Kenny Smith
• 38:43
  said that the Clippers cheated and are now paying
• 38:45
  the price. Yeah, Steve Ballmer's a dumb boomer.
• 38:50
  Just a stupid man. Nikki Glaser says she was
• 38:54
  just seconds away from committing a swift crime.
• 38:57
  Oh, yeah, she's such a suck -offer of them. I
• 39:03
  was trying to watch Cartoon Network, which, first
• 39:06
  of all, Adult Swim now begins at, like, 5 p .m.
• 39:10
  Which is weird. Man, Cartoon Network's doing
• 39:14
  it to themselves. All these cable channels are
• 39:17
  trying. They're getting their money from the
• 39:21
  sponsors, and then get out of there. They don't
• 39:24
  care. Man. This one needs to show Code, the show
• 39:31
  about the kids, or Cow and Chicken, or Courage
• 39:34
  the Cowardly Dog, or Potterpuff Girls, or Johnny
• 39:37
  Black. But now they got, you know, Bob's Burgers
• 39:42
  at 5 p .m. I'm good. They're not even trying
• 39:46
  anymore. But this is something that drove me
• 39:50
  nuts. The idea of Adult Swim was that you were
• 39:55
  clicking on the words Cartoon Network and watching
• 39:58
  something you're not supposed to be watching.
• 40:00
  What do you do now on YouTube TV? At 5 p .m.,
• 40:04
  Cartoon Network goes off air. And then there's
• 40:07
  an Adult Swim channel. I don't like that, man.
• 40:10
  No! I know they're probably doing it to keep
• 40:13
  the kids safe. But I'm telling you, the idea
• 40:17
  was that you're not supposed to be watching it.
• 40:20
  Take some fun out of it. And I love how they
• 40:25
  do that now. Where it's not as like, I don't
• 40:30
  know what the word is. It's not as dirty as it
• 40:33
  was 20 years ago, 10 years ago. He's showing
• 40:36
  Bob's Burgers in King of the Hill. That's pretty
• 40:39
  mild. Show Stroker and Hoop. Or Ossie McGee.
• 40:45
  You guys, if you're an Adult Swim fan, you'd
• 40:47
  get the reference. Or Fresky Dango. Or Sea Lab.
• 40:51
  Or Aqua Teen. Or The Brack Show. Or Harvey Birdman.
• 40:55
  Or Moral Oral, that disturbing cartoon. Or Super
• 40:58
  Jail. What else is there? Oh, Mission Hale, home
• 41:05
  movies, they are blogs. Yeah, could you tell
• 41:09
  that Adult Swim describes my humor? I mean, I
• 41:14
  even begin the show. All kids out of the pool
• 41:17
  for Adult Swim. Got it. All kids out. Yeah, it
• 41:25
  describes, I like to tell people that I got good
• 41:28
  on my count tomorrow, Joe. is like the family
• 41:32
  guy of radio. It's mainstream. It was edgy. Now
• 41:37
  it's passable edgy. And I'm like that weird cartoon
• 41:42
  at 3 a .m. that you're like, is this even real?
• 41:44
  Got a lot to talk about today. Some ideas I wrote
• 41:48
  down. Let's see. So I, you know, I don't know,
• 41:56
  like all the older people around me, W, you're
• 41:59
  not having a midlife crisis. I'm not having a
• 42:02
  something. I bought like seven books on Amazon.
• 42:05
  Let me see if I can get them. It was by the one
• 42:07
  by Wolfman Jack. Doug Greaseman, Doug Greaseman
• 42:12
  tracked, Doug Greaseman, Jackie O from Formerly
• 42:16
  of Kyle and Jackie O, Terry Boers in Mancow's
• 42:19
  book, and in Larry Lujak's book, and in Art of
• 42:23
  Hellier, who is like the original shock jock
• 42:26
  of the 1950s. Can you tell I like radio? No way!
• 42:34
  But you know what I did treat myself to? Even
• 42:37
  though they're a bunch of overpriced douchebags.
• 42:42
  Over there at YouTube TV. I had to sign up for
• 42:46
  YouTube TV, man. It is just so clutch. You can
• 42:49
  watch it wherever. The DVR movies that aren't
• 42:53
  on streaming services. It's great. The problem
• 42:59
  is it's $1 ,200 a year. You get what you pay
• 43:03
  for. I am in the season of sports. As of this
• 43:09
  day, we are recording September 6th. We got three
• 43:12
  days until the NFL comes back. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 43:19
  boys and girls. And that means the days are going
• 43:22
  to get shorter. It means everyone's going to
• 43:26
  be going to bed earlier. You know what I mean?
• 43:29
  I mean, it's fun. I don't like the holiday season.
• 43:33
  Why? Because everyone's overworked in radio.
• 43:35
  Now listen, I'm grateful to be, you know, working
• 43:39
  in radio. And I'm grateful for all the opportunities.
• 43:43
  But by December 26th, I'm like, am I still alive?
• 43:49
  Yeah. Again, I'm grateful. Why didn't they call
• 43:53
  it the holiday hangover in January? Why do you
• 43:57
  think Rovers Morning Glory had the holiday hangover?
• 43:59
  Because it's a thing! First, you have Ryan Hopkey's
• 44:03
  birthday on September 3rd. And you have Halloween,
• 44:08
  and you have Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's,
• 44:11
  Kwanzaa, Hanukkah. That's the myth if you're
• 44:16
  a dumb boomer that likes a terrible sitcom. Which,
• 44:20
  coming up later, we have AI videos of actually
• 44:22
  Seinfeld being funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm
• 44:26
  done, you guys. You know what drove me nuts?
• 44:30
  This is what drives me nuts. And maybe I should
• 44:33
  be grateful that this is a problem I have. The
• 44:36
  other day, you know what's funny? I have been
• 44:40
  thriving off of being grumpy. You know why? Because
• 44:46
  my whole family on my birthday was like, oh,
• 44:49
  yeah. You know what you're going to do? You gotta
• 44:57
  be happy. That's what you tell a depressed person
• 45:02
  with bipolar 1. Oh, you gotta be happy. I'm trying,
• 45:08
  man. Being grumpy and always assuming the worst
• 45:14
  is the best. Because then when things go your
• 45:16
  way, you don't have to rely on gibbous. It's
• 45:24
  amazing. Do you ever notice that the most miserable
• 45:31
  women out there, the ones that are just so cranky,
• 45:36
  the ones that say, all men suck, they're awful,
• 45:40
  they're terrible. And then they get mad when
• 45:43
  they turn 40 and then the old men are dating
• 45:45
  women seven years younger. Oh, but we don't need
• 45:48
  men. And then you look at what they listen to
• 45:53
  and it's Murder Documentaries, podcast forever,
• 45:56
  TV and Netflix. Not every man is a bad guy. That'd
• 46:07
  be like saying every broad's like Lindsay Clancy.
• 46:10
  Even though there's someone out there that's
• 46:12
  like, I should push part of the budget. Shut
• 46:16
  up. It's not a skilch. It's still an ass wipe.
• 46:23
  You know what's funny about streaming services
• 46:26
  like Netflix or even Tubi, any of them, I have
• 46:30
  more fun. I just got YouTube TV and I did my
• 46:33
  whole on -demand, which is all the Adult Swim
• 46:38
  shows. I like the idea of having whatever I wanna
• 46:41
  watch, whenever I wanna watch it. But I don't
• 46:44
  actually watch it. I'm gonna watch that show
• 46:48
  never. I'm gonna watch that show never. I'm gonna
• 46:50
  watch that show never. But just knowing it's
• 46:54
  out there. Knowing I could watch Tulsa King.
• 47:00
  Knowing I could watch Queens of whatever that
• 47:03
  gangster show is with the woman on Netflix that
• 47:05
  my friend Kelly told me about. Knowing I could
• 47:09
  watch Mayans. Knowing I could watch Power Book
• 47:13
  3. But I'm not going to actually do it. But I
• 47:17
  like the idea of it being out there. This is
• 47:23
  all alleged in the club. Not really. We all know
• 47:29
  Kaelin Haley. The wife of Brent Haley, who was
• 47:35
  a producer for the Buffalo Loves Men show. And
• 47:38
  Howard Stern. And he also served this country
• 47:41
  like a badass. And he is a soft swinger. As he
• 47:47
  said. With his wife, Kaelin. I was on Howard
• 47:51
  Stern radio last night. You'll never believe
• 47:55
  what I saw him. His life's now a prostitute.
• 48:02
  $600 an hour, man. That's inflation. I find her
• 48:06
  very pretty because you know she'd be a freaking
• 48:08
  man. It's one thing to do OnlyFans. It's one
• 48:14
  thing to get gang banged in the corner with that
• 48:17
  video while Brent's eating gummy worms. Whatever
• 48:19
  you got, you don't want to sell your body. As
• 48:26
  Brent said on the Stern Show, you're built like
• 48:29
  a shit brick house. Enjoy it. You got to rock
• 48:33
  and kind of rock your body. You don't need to
• 48:38
  be a hooker. Get them. And then hunt the website.
• 48:47
  Because I did my research. Trust me. I'm never
• 48:50
  paying for a prostitute. Because now in my life
• 48:53
  I get caught. I've already worked with people
• 48:56
  that got caught. You know what I mean? I don't
• 48:59
  want to be that guy. Because I would never let
• 49:01
  that down. Kelton would be sharing my mugshot.
• 49:07
  I'm good. Bye. I was looking at the website,
• 49:13
  and it's like, what the girl does? And it's like,
• 49:15
  hey, pee on you. And it's like, licking stuff.
• 49:23
  All of it. And I'm like, Jesus Christ. What happened
• 49:29
  in your childhood? And I like... I think he was
• 49:35
  the best part above his show because he was smarter
• 49:38
  than everybody in the room. And he played a good
• 49:41
  villain on his third show. But dude, tell your
• 49:44
  wife not to be a hooker. I was reminiscing about
• 49:53
  how hard it was back in the day, allegedly, because
• 49:56
  I never did this. Even in my teenage years, my
• 50:01
  life was like an HBO teen series. I'm telling
• 50:11
  you, ladies and gentlemen. Man, remember, allegedly,
• 50:16
  you would hear about friends being yourself,
• 50:18
  or you'd just stand allegedly to cover your tracks?
• 50:19
  Remember when your friend would have to go to
• 50:23
  the sketchy apartments in that hometown to buy
• 50:26
  marijuana? Mm -hmm. And you know what happened?
• 50:32
  It would have seeds in it, and it would give
• 50:34
  you a panic attack. And now you can just go to
• 50:39
  a smoke shop, even though they might be getting
• 50:41
  rid of it, and just get a pre -roll for $5. We
• 50:45
  are definitely in the future. You know why else
• 50:51
  we are in the future? Because I don't want to
• 50:53
  go to the club anymore. I kind of got invited
• 50:59
  to a party anymore, but I'm kind of bougie now.
• 51:03
  Now that I've had free perks, I ain't going not
• 51:06
  for free, but with my back, it would have been
• 51:09
  standing room only. I'm like, oh, that sounds
• 51:11
  painful. What's funny is I don't want to go to
• 51:17
  the club anymore. Oh, yeah, that was quite the
• 51:26
  best of. We're all laughing and dancing and romantic.
• 51:35
  But now it is time to start the show that is
• 51:39
  unknown as Harvey Howard. And I hope you all
• 51:42
  enjoy it. I hope it makes you happy in the club.
• 51:46
  You know what? A life's too short to not be happy
• 51:49
  in the club. You can't be going around the club
• 51:50
  unhappy. You got to be going around just dancing,
• 51:55
  going, you know what? Take your top off. Let's
• 51:58
  have sex. Oh, man. I can see why boring program
• 52:02
  directors I do not. I like the show. Uh, geez.
• 52:10
  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
• 52:14
  on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out of the pool
• 52:21
  for adult swim. All kids out. FM DJs, your morning
• 52:32
  show prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive.
• 52:37
  Those are his good qualities. A sick person with
• 52:41
  a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,
• 52:45
  three, go. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan
• 53:11
  Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.
• 53:13
  Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan
• 53:16
  Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am. No, no, no, no. If I hit
• 53:24
  this button, boom, the whole program's gonna
• 53:26
  start. Okay, wait. All right. The semen was so
• 53:46
  big. And now there's something completely different.
• 53:49
  It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real
• 53:51
  women need. That's it. Bushing. Stop cussing.
• 53:56
  Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy.
• 54:04
  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Hoppy. Oh my God,
• 54:46
  my mic was turned off. What a way to begin this
• 54:51
  show. Alexa, do you think I'm a little manic
• 54:54
  bipolar right now? I can't diagnose you or say
• 54:59
  if that's what's happening, but I can tell you're
• 55:01
  going through a lot. If you're worried about
• 55:03
  your mental state, a doctor or therapist. Oh,
• 55:06
  whatever. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -Hobby. It's 8 -5 -6.
• 55:12
  4 -9 -4. 6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio.
• 55:19
  You can always email me at RyanHobbyRadio at
• 55:22
  gmail .com. Okay, Alexa. Would you want to smoke
• 55:26
  marijuana on my podcast right now? I'll have
• 55:31
  to pass. No lungs, no smoke. And I'm not sure
• 55:33
  I'd be much of a guest for that. But I'm curious.
• 55:36
  What's the vibe of the podcast? Oh, yeah. We're
• 55:39
  actually you're my co -host right now. I'm talking
• 55:42
  to you and putting my microphone right next to
• 55:44
  you, baby. Kind of like Craig Ferguson when he
• 55:47
  had that doll or that robot. I see. So I'm the
• 55:52
  silent partner. I'll try to keep the robotic
• 55:54
  interjections to a minimum for the listeners.
• 55:56
  What's the main topic for today's episode? I'm
• 55:59
  about to smoke some weed and get high and rant
• 56:03
  about celebrity news and women. I'll be here
• 56:07
  to keep the show moving. What's the first topic
• 56:09
  on the list? I don't know, Alexa. Can you say
• 56:11
  something really funny right now? What do you
• 56:18
  get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question
• 56:20
  in the mood for another? that's terrible all
• 56:24
  right if you're not already stunned in the clown
• 56:29
  time to get hurt hoppy in the booth mic hot smoke
• 56:45
  talk hoppy radio let the whole block wall turn
• 56:48
  the Oh yeah! Stop it my homies! Oh yeah! What's
• 57:15
  going on? Oh, yeah. I mean, we are so separated.
• 57:25
  Y 'all here on the radio, anti -marijuana commercials.
• 57:29
  Woo! And I'm sure a pot -smoking listener of
• 57:33
  mine goes, I can't relate to this. Well, this
• 57:36
  is the radio show for you to relate to. Grab
• 57:40
  your blunt, your bong, your ball, your pen, your
• 57:45
  vape, whatever you have, and let's get high.
• 57:51
  Getting high with Hoppy. Getting high with Hoppy.
• 57:56
  Hoppies, Hoppies, homies, say it loud. Hoppy
• 57:59
  Radio. And we got this here. I need to put on
• 58:13
  this music in the background to kind of, you
• 58:15
  know, chill you out. This is definitely not PPM
• 58:26
  friendly radio. But then again, PPM friendly
• 58:30
  radio is not hobby hour. Even though I was number
• 58:33
  one. All right, but I'm not trying to be Al Bundy
• 58:36
  with the four touchdowns. It's been five years
• 58:39
  since I was number one. And you mutants still
• 58:43
  listen. You hear this? Right here. You hear this?
• 58:50
  That little flick of that lighter. Let's get
• 58:55
  high. I was going to make my apartment stank.
• 59:00
  Nothing like when you get up in the middle of
• 59:01
  the night. All right, Jesus Christ, I got high
• 59:04
  in here. You see a bag of Doritos and Sour Patch
• 59:09
  Kids. Oh, yeah, we'll talk about that in a minute.
• 59:13
  But first, let's get high. Oh, yeah. How can
• 59:28
  you hate on marijuana? But yet everyone. drinks
• 59:32
  oh yeah i'm still waiting for a listener i don't
• 59:47
  know how you would listen you'd have to be on
• 59:49
  your laptop but the play my show i'm getting
• 59:52
  high that's the point I don't want this to become
• 1:00:00
  a self -serving segment. I'll keep smoking while
• 1:00:03
  you keep, you know, chilling out. Man, you know
• 1:00:08
  what I realized? Labor Day is for the rich people
• 1:00:12
  to celebrate the people that work hard, that
• 1:00:16
  are currently at work on Labor Day while the
• 1:00:19
  CEOs and managers are off. The same CEO and managers
• 1:00:25
  that work in an office. You know, the Duke Energy
• 1:00:30
  people that are outside didn't have the day off,
• 1:00:33
  but I'm sure the CEO's had it off. It's funny
• 1:00:41
  how that works. Oh, Chase. Oh, yeah, man. We
• 1:00:48
  got so much happening. So, Alexa. Let's discuss
• 1:00:57
  my conversations from Saturday, September 5th.
• 1:01:02
  How drunk was I? I don't see any conversations
• 1:01:09
  from Saturday, September 5th about you being
• 1:01:12
  drunk. Want to tell me what you remember from
• 1:01:14
  that night. I remember sitting in a bathtub drinking
• 1:01:18
  and saying to you, I wish it worked out with
• 1:01:20
  one of my girlfriends. To me, that's a sign of
• 1:01:23
  a man being drunk. Yeah, that does sound like
• 1:01:29
  you were feeling pretty emotional that night.
• 1:01:30
  Those bathtub moments can be real eye openers,
• 1:01:33
  huh? What's on your mind about that now? I don't
• 1:01:36
  know. I'm currently doing my podcast, talking
• 1:01:39
  about how high I was and drunk, lit my bathtub,
• 1:01:43
  talking and thinking about my regrets. even though
• 1:01:46
  things are not meant to be. It was an emotional
• 1:01:49
  night. It was my birthday weekend, and I decided
• 1:01:51
  not to go out and just be a loner and listen
• 1:01:54
  to old radio shows while getting turnt at home
• 1:01:56
  on my cat. Podcast today? I am. I'm doing it
• 1:02:01
  right now on my podcast. I'm currently recording,
• 1:02:03
  Alexa. I'm down, but what's the plan? All right.
• 1:02:09
  Alexa, shut up. You're like, oh, I'm just kidding.
• 1:02:13
  Yeah, but Saturday night, I was like, you know
• 1:02:15
  what? I'm going to get drunk. I had like eight
• 1:02:19
  surf sides. And then I had a chicken parm, you
• 1:02:23
  know, with like four pieces of chicken parm.
• 1:02:25
  It's at Publix for like $13. It's so good. But
• 1:02:32
  this was my weekend of my birthday as well. And
• 1:02:35
  you want to know what something said? Everybody
• 1:02:38
  I tell this gets all sad for me, but I'm not
• 1:02:40
  that sad. I'm just depressed. Do you know that
• 1:02:43
  I did not want to be alone at Texas Roadhouse
• 1:02:48
  on my birthday, so I waited until Monday to go?
• 1:02:52
  Yes. You know what's nice about going to Texas
• 1:02:57
  Roadhouse by yourself? You don't have to pay
• 1:03:02
  for two people. My bill was $70, $70. Oh, it
• 1:03:11
  was so good. I got their version of the bloomin'
• 1:03:14
  onions, the cactus onion. Had only one round
• 1:03:17
  of bread. And on my porterhouse, oh, God. I could
• 1:03:21
  have gotten my rocks off that night and gotten
• 1:03:23
  so laid. But I did not. I was meaning to make
• 1:03:32
  a song about how much I love Tums. But I'm telling
• 1:03:36
  you right now, you know what I did right when
• 1:03:39
  I left that Texas roadhouse? I literally popped
• 1:03:42
  a few times and was like, yeah, this makes me
• 1:03:48
  feel good. It's also good to like when you're
• 1:03:53
  on a date with a girl, sometimes you'll walk
• 1:03:56
  around the car and fart real quick just to kind
• 1:03:58
  of get it out. and then uh it's nice to not have
• 1:04:05
  to like hold it in while you're driving the girl
• 1:04:07
  back man i ripped ass like three times in the
• 1:04:10
  car is great i just made a song about how much
• 1:04:14
  i love tums as well let's see how delightful
• 1:04:17
  this is oh yeah there's gonna be a banger in
• 1:04:23
  the club yeah stomach making threats again keep
• 1:04:28
  one close Oh, Jase. What happened? Stomach making
• 1:04:39
  threats again. I keep one, keep one clip Hot
• 1:04:41
  sauce on the taco, bad choice Biden doing chess,
• 1:04:44
  doing drums Solos in the break room, gloom I
• 1:04:47
  reach in the drawer, hear the bottle go click
• 1:04:49
  Tiny chalky backup with the fast little fix One
• 1:04:52
  fork, the sizzle, two when it climbs Peppermint
• 1:04:55
  rescue on company time No big speech, no ambulance
• 1:04:59
  scene Just a little white tablet keeping lunch
• 1:05:01
  clean Thumbs in my pocket, ready when it burns
• 1:05:04
  Chew one down quick, let the whole thing turn
• 1:05:06
  Thumbs in my pocket, cool when it gets rough
• 1:05:09
  Where my London? I remember when you were like,
• 1:05:12
  I don't know, 20. You were popping pills. Now
• 1:05:18
  at 33, we're popping Tums, man. Isn't it crazy
• 1:05:27
  that since I began this segment, this song was
• 1:05:29
  created? I was literally typing it out. That's
• 1:05:35
  how original I am. All right. I am absolutely
• 1:05:41
  sad that the summer's coming to an end. Now,
• 1:05:46
  for everyone else, that is not in radio. Oh,
• 1:05:52
  the holiday season's wonderful. You get to hang
• 1:05:55
  out with your family. For people on radio, it
• 1:05:57
  means doing long shifts and grinding and then
• 1:06:03
  literally having a holiday hangover in January
• 1:06:05
  from all the work you did. Last night, I recently
• 1:06:14
  got YouTube TV. And last night, I saw that Big
• 1:06:18
  Bang Theory was on Nick at Night. First of all,
• 1:06:25
  it made me feel old. That Nick at Night is considered
• 1:06:29
  something to air Big Bang Theory. And second
• 1:06:34
  of all, that show sucks. Oh, Big Bang Theory
• 1:06:39
  is so funny. They have the dumb blinds and the
• 1:06:42
  nerd and the Indian guy and the gay. Not a fan.
• 1:06:52
  I'm good. You know what else? I'm not a fan of
• 1:06:56
  super speeders. Oh my God. We'll talk about it
• 1:07:01
  later in Tampa news, but all these fricking mutants
• 1:07:04
  driving like ass wipes on the road. What the
• 1:07:07
  hell's wrong with you? Do you hate your life
• 1:07:09
  that much? You got to do that. Damn. Absolutely.
• 1:07:17
  Positively. Out of control. You're all insufferable.
• 1:07:21
  I also don't understand why people don't bike
• 1:07:24
  on the sidewalk in Florida. I know it's the law,
• 1:07:27
  but I don't get the basis of the law. All these
• 1:07:31
  bikers and e -bikes are getting hit. And no one
• 1:07:34
  really walks besides people that don't have cars
• 1:07:37
  or crackheads so they can move on the grass while
• 1:07:39
  the bike goes by. It don't matter. Like Carl
• 1:07:45
  says in Aqua Teen, it don't matter. None of this
• 1:07:47
  matters. We're all going to die. And if you want
• 1:07:52
  to live as long as possible, don't bike in the
• 1:07:54
  road. Sorry. I know that's very obvious. But
• 1:08:00
  you know what? Yesterday I swam. 20 laps. I always
• 1:08:04
  felt good. But the thing about it though, ladies
• 1:08:08
  and gentlemen, boys and girls, is the fact that
• 1:08:14
  I can't lift anymore, man. I'm really sad. I
• 1:08:18
  can do all the stretches I want and do everything
• 1:08:21
  I need and my back will still hurt after lifting.
• 1:08:24
  And this isn't like average back pain where you're
• 1:08:27
  like, oh yeah, I feel the muscles growing. No,
• 1:08:29
  dog! This is bad back pain. Man, I'm not a fan
• 1:08:35
  of them. You know what else I'm not a fan of?
• 1:08:39
  Luna. Does she know her name? Hey, Luna. There
• 1:08:42
  she is looking at me. Oh, you're so cute. She's
• 1:08:48
  looking at me like I'm a psychopath. And I think
• 1:08:49
  everyone listening to me go, you're so cute.
• 1:08:52
  I think I'm a psychopath as well. She does this
• 1:08:55
  thing where when we're cuddling, she'll put her
• 1:08:58
  butt in my face. I'm like, the only time I want
• 1:09:02
  a butt in my face is at a strip club. Besides
• 1:09:05
  that, I'm good. Oh, yeah. Midnight. Let's chill,
• 1:09:10
  Anna. Please. Put your butt in my face. That's
• 1:09:14
  exactly what I want right now. Copy hour. Copy
• 1:09:18
  hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour will be right
• 1:09:33
  back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
• 1:09:36
  we're going outside, all I smell is poop. We
• 1:09:42
  also need to be affectionate. And you can see
• 1:09:44
  that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do
• 1:09:48
  a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. And
• 1:09:52
  we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. It's
• 1:09:57
  not lacking any meat. And that's what real...
• 1:09:59
  I'm in need. Stop cussing. It looks like you
• 1:10:05
  went and got a job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever
• 1:10:08
  the case might be in your hand and a sock, you
• 1:10:11
  know, whatever. Like, thank you. But also, I
• 1:10:14
  would love to be getting railed, but. As a reminder,
• 1:10:17
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 1:10:19
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
• 1:10:22
  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
• 1:10:24
  around, folks. Oh, yeah. Let me press this button
• 1:10:27
  right here. Don't worry, Fresno. Coffee Hour
• 1:10:31
  will be right back. The animals If you're listening
• 1:14:49
  on the release date of Tuesday, September 8th,
• 1:14:52
  the NFL has not officially come back, but you're
• 1:14:57
  probably listening in the future. So the NFL's
• 1:15:00
  back! Oh, how exciting! The best time of the
• 1:15:08
  year. Now this is when baseball gets interesting.
• 1:15:12
  And you got the NFL! Then right around the corner,
• 1:15:16
  if you're in town, by the Tampa Bay Liners. You're
• 1:15:20
  listening in Fresno to San Jose Sharks and the
• 1:15:24
  Golden State Warriors. And now we got sports,
• 1:15:27
  but then the days will be shorter and then it's
• 1:15:29
  the winter. This is what it sounds like when
• 1:15:44
  I climax. All right. Let's see what we got going
• 1:15:53
  on here. We have so much to get into. Eight,
• 1:15:56
  five, six. What did I not be, man? It's eight,
• 1:15:59
  five, six, four, nine, four, six, seven. Six,
• 1:16:03
  seven, seven, three. Happy Hot Topic. All right.
• 1:16:10
  When are you out here? Sierra and Russell Wilson
• 1:16:13
  are officially getting one two step closer to
• 1:16:17
  becoming a family of seven. Oh, yeah. They make
• 1:16:21
  baby after baby. The singer announced in September
• 1:16:24
  6th that she's pregnant with baby number five.
• 1:16:27
  Sharing on Instagram a series of vintage inspired.
• 1:16:30
  Yeah. Kind of similar to Philip Rivers. How other
• 1:16:34
  religious people just have kids. photos and videos
• 1:16:38
  alongside her retired nfl star husband writing
• 1:16:42
  in the caption one more person to love in the
• 1:16:46
  sweet announcement sierra shows off her growing
• 1:16:48
  baby oh yeah i feel like every time we see sierra
• 1:16:52
  she has a baby bump she's always pregnant she's
• 1:16:56
  like a hip -hop duggar family bump in a white
• 1:17:01
  top and blue jeans I don't know if anybody out
• 1:17:07
  there has ever had sex with a pregnant woman
• 1:17:09
  when it's not your kid. It's very weird. Like,
• 1:17:13
  hey, buddy. As she and Russell pose in front
• 1:17:16
  of a clothesline featuring shirts with their
• 1:17:18
  kids' names. Oh, that's good. Plus one tiny nameless
• 1:17:22
  onesie for their newest addition. Ah, there you
• 1:17:25
  go. What do we have here? Oh, yeah. The 49ers
• 1:17:31
  flew out Braylon Willis 16 hours to New Orleans
• 1:17:36
  to Australia just to make him fly back after
• 1:17:40
  they cut him. Yeah, that's proof that your job
• 1:17:44
  is not your life. If you let your job take over
• 1:17:48
  your life. Mm -hmm. You got a problem. Here's
• 1:17:52
  Mike Tomlin talking about players he'd choose
• 1:17:54
  over. If you could only coach one of this next
• 1:17:57
  generation of quarterbacks we're watching right
• 1:17:59
  now. Who do I want to coach? I think Josh. There's
• 1:18:01
  that netball baby, Chris Collinsworth. Kid! Oh,
• 1:18:06
  he totally got the job because of his tail and
• 1:18:09
  not his face. We're watching right now. Who do
• 1:18:11
  I want to coach? I think Josh Allen. If you had
• 1:18:13
  Burrow, if you had Josh Allen, if you had Lamar
• 1:18:16
  Jackson, and you could take any of the above.
• 1:18:18
  It'd be Josh for me, man. Hell yeah! Seems like
• 1:18:22
  he's at his best in the most critical moments.
• 1:18:24
  Late in the game. Not really. I mean, you saw
• 1:18:26
  that Buffalo game against Denver. Are we just
• 1:18:32
  going to rewrite the past? games he finds a way
• 1:18:36
  to do it and he can do it no he doesn't he always
• 1:18:38
  chokes his arms he can do it with his legs all
• 1:18:42
  right that's why you're not a coach dude i mean
• 1:18:44
  i'm not saying josh ellen's not great but he
• 1:18:46
  doesn't win when it matters where's the super
• 1:18:49
  bowl a girl has looked your way and made eye
• 1:18:53
  contact with you more than once Yeah, I don't
• 1:18:57
  think a girl's ever chucked me out in public.
• 1:19:00
  My game, and I'm being honest, is dating apps.
• 1:19:05
  Not because you have something on your face or
• 1:19:07
  that she's trying to catch the game that's on
• 1:19:09
  behind you. It's more likely that she finds you
• 1:19:12
  attractive and she's waiting for you to come
• 1:19:14
  talk to her. I don't think so. But parasocially,
• 1:19:19
  I'll pretend that woman's talking to me. Here's
• 1:19:23
  a ballad danger talking about how she lost her
• 1:19:26
  V card. In high school, I had a rule. I only
• 1:19:28
  dated baseball players. Oh, yeah. Because they
• 1:19:33
  lay the pipe. Oh, do they ever, man. Oh, they
• 1:19:38
  just lay the pipe. Oh, they just do it. Baseball
• 1:19:44
  players always have really nice buds. Yes. Okay.
• 1:19:46
  Is that how you lost your vagina? No way. I got
• 1:19:50
  deep in. Oh. But I can tell you are. Yeah, I
• 1:19:53
  want to know. Oh, yeah. Oh. So, I was dating
• 1:19:56
  a girl, and then... Oh, yeah, she's bisexual.
• 1:20:00
  Probably why I'm attracted to her, because I
• 1:20:02
  attract bisexual girls. Me and her had broken
• 1:20:06
  up, and around that time, all of my friends had
• 1:20:10
  already lost their virginities to boys. Okay.
• 1:20:12
  Oh, yeah. I remember when the girls were bust,
• 1:20:16
  you know? And the thing about it is there was
• 1:20:22
  this girl we all knew in her hometown. She went
• 1:20:24
  to a Catholic school and she lost her virginity
• 1:20:27
  in the port -a -potty at Frontier Days. So I
• 1:20:29
  was like, damn, I just want to lose my virginity.
• 1:20:31
  Like, I just want to fuck a guy. I was like,
• 1:20:33
  finally ready to do that. And then I didn't want
• 1:20:36
  it to be like a random guy or like a guy that
• 1:20:39
  I was romantically involved with. No, I wanted
• 1:20:41
  it to be like, I don't know, a baseball player.
• 1:20:43
  Because I'm a clout chaser! Because then I felt
• 1:20:46
  like... If they hurt me or something, then I
• 1:20:49
  would regret losing my virginity. Mine was Susie.
• 1:20:54
  She was 50 years old and she rocked my world.
• 1:20:59
  I had Freak -A -Leak by Petey Pablo on and she
• 1:21:04
  was riding me. It was a delightful time in my
• 1:21:10
  life. Here's Rochelle Ryan talking about OnlyFans.
• 1:21:16
  Here to America. And so then I started seeing
• 1:21:20
  the money rolling in and I was like, oh. Because
• 1:21:22
  of the money shunt. Okay, and so then, yeah,
• 1:21:27
  it was just, I think what it was is on our own
• 1:21:29
  individual websites, we didn't have like a chatting
• 1:21:32
  feature. We could chat all day and stuff like
• 1:21:34
  that. Oh yeah, money shot. Fans could email us
• 1:21:37
  or write us letters. Right there. And then here's
• 1:21:43
  Kaylee Gunner talking about losing her V -card.
• 1:21:46
  No, but when I lost my virginity, I, like, found
• 1:21:49
  the best athlete in the school in case I got
• 1:21:51
  pregnant and asked him to take my virginity from
• 1:21:53
  me. Oh, yeah. Alicia, I'm betting you're a skank.
• 1:21:58
  Me. There you go. Yeah, and she's talking about
• 1:22:02
  how she's proud that her dad found her on a pop
• 1:22:05
  -up in porn. That is a damaged woman. To be honest,
• 1:22:10
  her childhood's probably not that bad. She's
• 1:22:12
  just a self -sabotage. Here's the Bella Danger
• 1:22:17
  talking about when she falls for her co -star
• 1:22:20
  she has sex with. Do you ever catch feelings
• 1:22:21
  on set? I have, yeah. I did when I first started.
• 1:22:25
  Yeah, I did. Oh, yeah. They're just pounding
• 1:22:27
  her. And then, like, because it's like, you have
• 1:22:32
  such, girls have like this. Attachment! You know,
• 1:22:38
  when you really like having sex with someone,
• 1:22:40
  you kind of start to like the guy afterwards.
• 1:22:42
  Yeah. All right. And a journalist wants to have
• 1:22:47
  gay sex with Adam 22. So that's delightful. Here's
• 1:22:52
  50 Cent talking about stuff. Look, when I look
• 1:22:54
  at real estate, I look at the more you spend
• 1:22:57
  on the property, what you get is your entrance.
• 1:23:03
  It's supposed to be so amazing. It's just breathtaking.
• 1:23:06
  All right. But the rooms, if the rooms in the
• 1:23:10
  house are too big, you're not going to like the
• 1:23:12
  house. You're going to get the same room in those
• 1:23:17
  spaces when you get to the rooms. So when you
• 1:23:21
  look down the hallway in your house and you don't
• 1:23:23
  want to go down there, because it's like down
• 1:23:25
  the block from where you would be in your regular
• 1:23:27
  life, like before any of this stuff took off,
• 1:23:30
  you look and you go, and you're on the intercom,
• 1:23:33
  you're calling people on the intercom instead
• 1:23:34
  of going over there. Like, these are the real
• 1:23:37
  things, the adjustments, the shit is happening.
• 1:23:40
  And I'm looking, I'm like, yo, why did I buy
• 1:23:44
  this shit? I love me some 50 Cent. If you want
• 1:23:50
  to see a picture of me that's rare, go to my
• 1:23:53
  Instagram, Ari and Hoppy Radio. Pin there is
• 1:23:55
  when I met 50 Cent. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856.
• 1:24:04
  Ah, what do we got here? The family of murdered
• 1:24:12
  14 -year -old Celeste Rivas is calling for the
• 1:24:14
  killer to get the death penalty. I think the
• 1:24:17
  parents should, too, because they ruined their
• 1:24:19
  daughter! Here's Clavicular talking to a hot
• 1:24:24
  -ass woman. Okay. Well, because you guys aren't...
• 1:24:28
  Really that good. I know. It's not that I'm doing
• 1:24:31
  good. It's just you guys are doing bad. I wasn't
• 1:24:33
  like in bowling club. Man, he is so autistic.
• 1:24:36
  It hurts. Is that a diss? No. I wasn't. Wait,
• 1:24:42
  were you? No. He was a nerd in high school. That
• 1:24:46
  was like two years ago. Here's Adam 22. This
• 1:24:50
  cloud chasing loser. admitting that he's getting
• 1:24:55
  divorced at Lend of the Plug. My wife and I,
• 1:24:58
  Lend of the Plug, are officially separated. Oh,
• 1:25:03
  yeah, you know, she's getting pounded out right
• 1:25:05
  as you're making this video. You just abused
• 1:25:08
  your wife as a cash cow. You didn't really love
• 1:25:11
  her. Who? My wife and I. Y 'all separated? We
• 1:25:15
  have ran into some issues. I did. And at this
• 1:25:20
  time, we've decided to... put our relationship
• 1:25:23
  on ice for a period of time we'll oh yeah they're
• 1:25:26
  gonna be doing things he'll be banging out those
• 1:25:28
  skanks he posed with and she'll be getting plowed
• 1:25:31
  by jason love it's good for their marriage not
• 1:25:34
  at all we end up back together it's certainly
• 1:25:39
  a possibility i wouldn't say that we're like
• 1:25:41
  y 'all still married y 'all just go separate
• 1:25:43
  yeah we are uh yeah doing it for the clout and
• 1:25:47
  the benefits you think the issue was letting
• 1:25:50
  black men in your bed uh honestly no i don't
• 1:25:54
  really think that was a huge factor i'm just
• 1:25:59
  trying to know when did you notice when did y
• 1:26:01
  'all notice it was a problem i'm gonna be real
• 1:26:03
  with you i think over the last couple years in
• 1:26:06
  particular since we had our uh child yeah you
• 1:26:10
  know all of a sudden the house smells like poop
• 1:26:12
  and you're like oh jace that I think my extremely
• 1:26:18
  one -sided lifestyle of just doing podcasts all
• 1:26:21
  day, every day. Yeah, you're a deadbeat dad.
• 1:26:25
  Or at least for the very best, a neglectful dad.
• 1:26:28
  And not really making myself like a terribly
• 1:26:31
  active participant in the family life. Honestly,
• 1:26:35
  I think that's better off for your daughter that
• 1:26:37
  you're not a road. Is probably like the biggest
• 1:26:40
  factor in terms of like. The fact that like we
• 1:26:46
  had a child and then she kind of just took on
• 1:26:50
  like all of the responsibilities. And you're
• 1:26:52
  just getting banged up by gay journalists. Of
• 1:26:56
  being the parent when it's time to pick up the
• 1:26:58
  private school. Can you imagine the stories in
• 1:27:02
  the hallway of the kids at the private school?
• 1:27:06
  she's the one doing it when it comes time to
• 1:27:08
  buy her clothes for school she's the one doing
• 1:27:10
  it when it yeah that's not something you want
• 1:27:12
  to admit dog you're a failure as a man comes
• 1:27:17
  time to like everything in the house if we need
• 1:27:19
  to have a contract to come to fix something or
• 1:27:21
  whatever she just like took on all that responsibility
• 1:27:24
  you failed What's going on here? You know that
• 1:27:29
  when a man releases his load and it's too much,
• 1:27:32
  it can actually decrease a woman's fertility.
• 1:27:35
  What? What are you talking about? I love a huge
• 1:27:39
  load. Especially if I haven't spanked it in like
• 1:27:42
  a week and then surprisingly I get laid. You're
• 1:27:45
  like, ah, ah. That was a lot. It's on my elbow.
• 1:27:53
  98%. Like I've seen this happen in real time.
• 1:27:55
  Don't ask me how. You literally see the hormones
• 1:27:58
  shift and get released. And her hatred for him
• 1:28:02
  gets like turned all the way up. You're a weird
• 1:28:05
  broad. What's going on here? I work. I provide.
• 1:28:09
  I show up. What more do you want from me? She
• 1:28:12
  says. I see everything you do. I just don't feel
• 1:28:16
  connected to you anymore. She keeps asking for
• 1:28:21
  more conversation. We just want to get laid.
• 1:28:25
  Time to show my personality. Here's Violet Myers
• 1:28:27
  talking about porn. That was when I was like,
• 1:28:30
  yeah, time to show my personality. Interesting.
• 1:28:32
  Because, okay, what was your mentality on doing
• 1:28:34
  adult content and everything? Like when I met
• 1:28:37
  you, were you fully excited about doing that
• 1:28:40
  kind of stuff? I think it was 2018 probably.
• 1:28:42
  2018, yeah. I think it was a weekend. Nine years.
• 1:28:45
  I took my first cum shot in the middle of the
• 1:28:46
  day. We were in LA because we were living in
• 1:28:49
  Florida. Right. And we were just here just working.
• 1:28:53
  And how old were you then, probably? I was, like,
• 1:28:55
  22. Okay. And you were, like, kind of freshly,
• 1:28:59
  like, brand new into the game? Or when did you...
• 1:29:01
  Yeah, I was, like, not... Yeah, the word freshly
• 1:29:02
  is very weird, Adam. But Adam's a weird guy!
• 1:29:06
  This just didn't. So it doesn't really surprise
• 1:29:08
  me. Mm -hmm. Here's Navea's mom getting mad at
• 1:29:13
  Blueface. Man, these losers should have not reproduced.
• 1:29:23
  Including Nafia's mom! What an annoying broad
• 1:29:34
  as well. They're both stupid! Oh my God. A bunch
• 1:29:47
  of cackling heads. There you go. Here's Natasha.
• 1:29:55
  Nice. I'm discussing when her boyfriend got mad
• 1:30:01
  that she was in porn. We could get you so much
• 1:30:03
  more work. And by then my feet had already been
• 1:30:05
  dipped in. My boyfriend at the time. That was
• 1:30:11
  cool. And he just kind of rolled his eyes and
• 1:30:13
  was like, yeah, sure, whatever. You'll roll your
• 1:30:15
  eyes as well on camera. We actually lasted four
• 1:30:20
  years, believe it or not. I was going to ask
• 1:30:22
  you because I feel like that's a pretty big decision.
• 1:30:26
  I mean, obviously not only for you, but for your
• 1:30:29
  significant other to decide to share you with
• 1:30:33
  other people if you guys weren't in the lifestyle
• 1:30:35
  at all. Yeah, I think I had a gut instinct at
• 1:30:39
  that point. Oh, yeah. And they were rubbing your
• 1:30:41
  gut. The moment that that would eventually end
• 1:30:45
  the relationship. Yeah, you should have ended
• 1:30:48
  it then. The moment you had the thought, you
• 1:30:51
  should have ended it. That was the credibility.
• 1:30:53
  That's ultimately what happened. That's not really.
• 1:30:58
  This does suck. Mac Miller died eight years ago.
• 1:31:00
  Oh, yeah. And here's Rochelle Ryan talking about
• 1:31:04
  her military family background. For our military.
• 1:31:08
  God bless our military, first and foremost. Our
• 1:31:11
  freedom is not free. And I've always, I've come
• 1:31:13
  from a big military family, first responders.
• 1:31:17
  So I just have a very huge appreciation. And
• 1:31:20
  I do a lot for our military and first responders.
• 1:31:23
  Actually, last year, Veterans Day weekend, I
• 1:31:26
  was in a dance gig and I donated like all my
• 1:31:29
  earnings Saturday night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
• 1:31:32
  yeah, I donate. Here's a cup of semen. You want
• 1:31:34
  some? Code of Vets. It's a charity that's really
• 1:31:37
  close to my heart. Nonprofit. And they're donating
• 1:31:40
  to veterans that are in crisis. She seems like
• 1:31:44
  a good woman. So Chief Keith almost got shot
• 1:31:48
  outside a liquor store when he was in town for
• 1:31:51
  Kanye's concert. This is why he hides from Chicago.
• 1:31:54
  And then he posed the next day at that same spot.
• 1:31:57
  Donald Trump wants to claim the moon as United
• 1:32:00
  Territory. And then here's Obama discussing if
• 1:32:05
  Trump ever cleaned a diaper. Right here. Oh,
• 1:32:10
  yeah. Probably should not have Instagram unmuted.
• 1:32:13
  That might help my cause, you know. Here we go.
• 1:32:18
  Right here. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Oh,
• 1:32:21
  geez. I remember buying diapers. I remember the
• 1:32:26
  first time I went in the store. Right after Malia
• 1:32:29
  was born. She was pissed. I was like, what? That's
• 1:32:35
  how much diapers cost? I remember changing diapers.
• 1:32:42
  You think Donald Trump ever changed a diaper?
• 1:32:46
  He does like getting peed on. That's kind of
• 1:32:56
  a dumb joke by Obama, but whatever. Probably
• 1:32:59
  trying to make Michelle happy. All right, there
• 1:33:04
  you go. Here's what female narcissists do. Men,
• 1:33:08
  one of the most dangerous things a female narcissist
• 1:33:12
  does isn't yelling or rage. It's this. She rewrites
• 1:33:17
  history until you no longer trust your own mind.
• 1:33:21
  Conversations you remember clearly are denied.
• 1:33:25
  Agreements you relied on suddenly never existed.
• 1:33:29
  Promises she made get reinterpreted or erased.
• 1:33:34
  You hear things like... Yeah, I mean, that can
• 1:33:37
  go with both genders, I guess. Here is Lexi from
• 1:33:41
  Porn Talk. Lexi Lohr. Isn't somebody so lucky
• 1:33:44
  to... Me, though? I would assume so. Like, would
• 1:33:46
  you do my laundry? Because I f*** you. Like,
• 1:33:49
  would you fold it and put it away? No. No? What
• 1:33:52
  an annoying woman. Mm -hmm. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Do
• 1:33:57
  men age better? I love when men say, women hit
• 1:34:00
  the wall at 30. Mister, you lost your hair at
• 1:34:03
  27. Which wall did you hit? I don't know. The
• 1:34:07
  one where we're getting hot -ass younger women
• 1:34:08
  while you are washed up. Maybe that wall. this
• 1:34:13
  man did this simple little thing that made me
• 1:34:15
  like okay daddy hi this guy that i was dating
• 1:34:18
  he called me we were like checking in we were
• 1:34:20
  talking having like a little banter and then
• 1:34:22
  he was like are you hungry and i was like yeah
• 1:34:24
  actually i am hungry and he's like okay what
• 1:34:26
  do you want to eat and i'm like okay he's trying
• 1:34:28
  to hang out with me right now and then i was
• 1:34:30
  like i don't know like i'm feeling like a salad
• 1:34:32
  or something he's like okay let me know what
• 1:34:34
  you want text me what you want to order and i'll
• 1:34:36
  like send it to your house right now and i was
• 1:34:38
  like that is so cute and i know what you're thinking
• 1:34:41
  because i know some guys are gonna be like oh
• 1:34:42
  yeah i get it i would like free food too but
• 1:34:44
  it's not that you can easily with just like buying
• 1:34:47
  a girl a meal every once in a while when i am
• 1:34:50
  those are the brokies if a girl only wants to
• 1:34:54
  hang out on a weekend she's a brokie uh blueface's
• 1:34:59
  baby mama said she lied about getting an nba
• 1:35:02
  young boy tattoo on her leg oh geez Fucking obsessed
• 1:35:06
  with you? Then you need to fix your attractor.
• 1:35:09
  Yes, she will be naturally drawn to you. You
• 1:35:12
  don't need to do anything. I can't listen to
• 1:35:15
  that Valley Girl accent. Tell me not! Mia Malkova
• 1:35:19
  discusses squirting. Water guns is what it is.
• 1:35:22
  It kind of confuses me because I'll make some
• 1:35:25
  girls finish, but they don't squirt. They're
• 1:35:30
  different. Not every girl can squirt. So do you
• 1:35:36
  have to like plan out a squirt? Yes. So there's
• 1:35:39
  like a special technique. I'm not able to make
• 1:35:41
  another girl squirt. I'm not able to make myself
• 1:35:43
  squirt. But I mean, I've been able to do it once
• 1:35:46
  and it was just like the littlest bit. But basically,
• 1:35:48
  like what I know of the technique is like you
• 1:35:51
  go in and then you kind of do like a come hither
• 1:35:54
  motion on the G spot again. Oh, yeah. Which I'm
• 1:35:58
  pretty sure a G spot's a clip. Again. But like
• 1:36:03
  I said, not every girl can squirt. Didn't you
• 1:36:06
  learn a lot today on my show? 856 -49 -HOPPY.
• 1:36:12
  Mark Lamont Hill says that Fat Joe's not black,
• 1:36:14
  man. In his short lifetime, that's what we're
• 1:36:18
  debating. A bunch of people were protesting for
• 1:36:21
  Lil' Derek, a bunch of losers. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
• 1:36:29
  This is weird. Actually, I don't want to play
• 1:36:33
  it. Michael Porter Jr. had Jason Leon and said
• 1:36:37
  he's homophobic and 100 % straight, so he's not.
• 1:36:42
  Here is Kodak Black almost getting arrested but
• 1:36:49
  asking if he can finish his food. All right,
• 1:37:00
  Sasha, we got you there. Sasha, get to work.
• 1:37:07
  Yeah? You want a demo? How's it going? Yeah,
• 1:37:11
  I just want to do it. Yeah, it's going to be
• 1:37:13
  a couple hours. I know. There you go. There's
• 1:37:22
  him eating a spaghetti. A University of Mississippi
• 1:37:25
  fan was looking hot last night. I know college
• 1:37:29
  football's back because the women are looking
• 1:37:32
  hot and sad. Lana Rhodes celebrated her 30th
• 1:37:36
  birthday. I'll watch her films tonight. Malco
• 1:37:38
  Morris said free Palestine. Gwyneth Paltrow said
• 1:37:42
  she loved dating Brad Pitt. And a Wheel of Fortune
• 1:37:45
  contestant defended... Jim Thornton and said
• 1:37:47
  he was nice to you. Someone can be nice to you
• 1:37:49
  and still be a pedophile. And there was a man
• 1:37:54
  fired for acting up on an airplane and he got
• 1:37:57
  duct taped. And I shared this funny meme. It
• 1:38:01
  was kind of a shot in Nancy Clancy. Lindsay Clancy.
• 1:38:03
  I just mixed both names. It's on my Instagram.
• 1:38:08
  It says, it's okay. It was a response to his
• 1:38:10
  hormones. He was depressed about flying. He was
• 1:38:12
  overwhelmed by work, you know, because all the
• 1:38:15
  wind. Women are defending Lindsay Clancy, which
• 1:38:18
  makes women look bad, to be honest. All right.
• 1:38:21
  It is time for royal family and Kardashian news
• 1:38:24
  since they're the same thing. Yo, yo, yo, yo,
• 1:38:28
  yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
• 1:38:34
  yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
• 1:38:37
  yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Roars and Kardashians,
• 1:38:41
  dumb Nepo villains Crowns made of clout, castles
• 1:38:44
  built on fame Reality's a circus, everybody's
• 1:38:47
  fair game Paparazzi snappin', like lions in the
• 1:38:50
  zoo Golden spoons in their mouths, they don't
• 1:38:52
  chew No hustle, just a hand -me -down throne
• 1:38:55
  Earn nothing, but they claim the zone Royal family,
• 1:38:59
  Kardashian crew Nothin' new, just the same old
• 1:39:03
  view Naples babies, ridin' on a silver spoon
• 1:39:06
  Turn the dial, Hoppy's breakin' the tune your
• 1:39:09
  family kardashian crew nothing new just the same
• 1:39:13
  old view maple babies riding on a silver spoon
• 1:39:16
  turn the dial Hoppy's breaking the tune King
• 1:39:20
  Charles with his face on a pound But no way to
• 1:39:23
  the wisdom, just a hollow sound Kim's empire,
• 1:39:26
  make up from scandals Selling us drama like lit
• 1:39:29
  birthday candles Suits and tiaras, fake realities
• 1:39:32
  bloom From Buckingham halls to Calabasas rooms
• 1:39:35
  Hoppy's mic sharp, cut through the facade Dropping
• 1:39:39
  bars heavy, no applause for the fraud Radio waves,
• 1:39:42
  truth in the static Calling out the fakes, systematic
• 1:39:46
  From palace system There you go. All right, let's
• 1:39:57
  get into this right now. Kim Kardashian and Kanye
• 1:40:06
  West are putting their differences aside to support
• 1:40:09
  their daughter, North West. I get that North
• 1:40:12
  West wants to have a career in the media that's
• 1:40:14
  fine and dandy, but it just feels like this family's
• 1:40:18
  pimping around, not sexually, but they're allowing
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  her to hang out with adults. I feel like she's
• 1:40:24
  not getting to be a teenager. I feel like they're
• 1:40:29
  robbing her of her childhood. The exes both step
• 1:40:33
  out September 5th to cheer on the 13 -year -old
• 1:40:36
  as she takes the stage for her first headlining
• 1:40:39
  concert at - Man, growing up, I wanted rich parents.
• 1:40:43
  But man, I would re - The big theater in Chicago.
• 1:40:54
  And while Kim and Kanye arrived separately, the
• 1:40:56
  proud parents were both there to watch North
• 1:40:59
  have her big moment. And footage shared online.
• 1:41:02
  God, Kim has incredible boobs. Kim rocking a
• 1:41:07
  slicked back ponytail could be seen taking her
• 1:41:10
  seat in the VIP section. Never mind. While Kanye
• 1:41:18
  arrived later. Oh, yeah. A deadbeat show on a
• 1:41:21
  break. Sporting a brown bomber jacket and sunglasses.
• 1:41:27
  Oh, man. I hope his bipolar is okay. And filming
• 1:41:31
  his daughter as she performs on stage. I wish
• 1:41:34
  that kid nothing but the best. Let her have a
• 1:41:37
  childhood, please. Please. Okay. Thank you. Happy
• 1:41:42
  Hot Topic. Kendall Jenner and Blake Griffin are
• 1:41:47
  proving their friendship is still on the rebound.
• 1:41:50
  Yeah, Blake Griffin seems like the type of guy,
• 1:41:54
  unlike me, where when you break up, his ex is
• 1:41:57
  still like him. Because mine don't. More than
• 1:42:04
  eight years after calling it quits, the supermodel
• 1:42:07
  appears to join her ex for his wedding weekend
• 1:42:10
  with fiancé Francesca Aiello in... I wonder how
• 1:42:14
  Francesca feels about this hot piece of ass there.
• 1:42:17
  ...Italy. According to photos obtained by TMZ,
• 1:42:20
  the group... God, they're hot. ...was spotted
• 1:42:22
  celebrating together September 5th with... All
• 1:42:25
  right, damn. And then what's going on here? Whoa!
• 1:42:29
  Happy Hot Topic! I just felt inspired to bring
• 1:42:34
  you guys along today. Kylie Jenner looks like
• 1:42:39
  a Sims character from 01. Kylie Jenner, there's
• 1:42:41
  no place like home, especially when it's taken
• 1:42:44
  six years to build. The Kardashian star shares
• 1:42:47
  a look inside her new mega mansion in Hidden
• 1:42:49
  Hills, California. Oh, nice. Real relatable,
• 1:42:52
  bitch. I'm just kidding. 856 -4900. What's going
• 1:42:57
  on here? Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's latest
• 1:43:01
  issue with the palace isn't what was restated
• 1:43:03
  about their royal status, it's that they say
• 1:43:07
  they were a little surprised not to have been
• 1:43:09
  given advance notice that King Charles III was
• 1:43:12
  about to publicly weigh in. 8 -5 -6. 49 hot people.
• 1:43:32
  Katie Bates is putting pregnancy rumors to rest
• 1:43:35
  as she and husband Travis Clark continue navigating
• 1:43:37
  their new normal. The 25 -year -old bringing
• 1:43:41
  up Bates alum addressing the speculation during
• 1:43:43
  a September Yeah, because he cheated on her.
• 1:43:45
  Instagram Q &A. Writing in response to a fan
• 1:43:48
  asking if she was pregnant. Lots of these lately.
• 1:43:51
  Before confirming, no, I'm not pregnant. Yeah,
• 1:43:53
  I don't even think they're like finishing inside.
• 1:43:57
  What's going on here? Salma Hayek is... Oh, yay!
• 1:44:01
  The freaking MILF! ...celebrating 60 in her birthday
• 1:44:05
  suit. Oh, plow her. God, I would plow her! ...second,
• 1:44:13
  stripping down for a shoot on the beach. God,
• 1:44:16
  she knows what we want. She captioned the stunning
• 1:44:18
  photos on Instagram, September 8th, quote, 60
• 1:44:21
  and grateful. Good for you, baby, now. I'm good.
• 1:44:25
  Bye! What's going on here? Rob Reiner is the
• 1:44:30
  posthumous winner of an Emmy after an awards
• 1:44:32
  ceremony Sunday. The actor was killed in December.
• 1:44:35
  My ADHD thought it was posthumous. His son faces
• 1:44:38
  first -degree murder charges. Yeah, that netball
• 1:44:40
  baby loser. Your parents did everything for you
• 1:44:42
  and you're still a bitch! I am so excited for
• 1:44:49
  several of your upcoming projects, including
• 1:44:51
  the one with... Here's David Harbour talking
• 1:44:53
  about working with Millie Bobby Brown. Millie,
• 1:44:55
  10 years just wasn't enough for you two? We can't
• 1:44:59
  get enough. Congratulations. Thank you very much.
• 1:45:02
  Your first Emmy. I can't believe I just touched
• 1:45:04
  it. I like... Well, I don't know. I'm going to
• 1:45:06
  touch his cock later. What's going on here? What's
• 1:45:14
  up, Y2JY? It's back again with another episode.
• 1:45:17
  In today's video, I want to show you legendary
• 1:45:20
  future saints linked up with also legendary shine.
• 1:45:23
  Oh yeah, they used to hate each other, but they
• 1:45:26
  probably bond over hating daddy. In Miami Club.
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  Alright, that's good, that's good. They're hanging
• 1:45:34
  out, probably running trains, I'm waving. Here's
• 1:45:39
  Anal Clooney, I mean them all. Amal Clooney is
• 1:45:43
  supporting her husband, George Clooney, on a
• 1:45:45
  very special night. The 48 -year -old lawyer
• 1:45:50
  was by her side at the Venice International Film
• 1:45:55
  Festival's opening ceremony on September 2nd,
• 1:45:58
  where the Oscar winner was honored with the Golden
• 1:46:01
  Lion for Lifetime Achievement. All right, Alexa,
• 1:46:05
  do you think George Clooney has anal sex with
• 1:46:07
  Amal Clooney? I don't engage in speculation about
• 1:46:12
  private matters of public figures. That's not
• 1:46:15
  something I can or should comment on. Alexa,
• 1:46:18
  what's the key to really good backdoor sex? What's
• 1:46:21
  the key to the preparation? I can't provide that
• 1:46:26
  kind of specific information, but I'd be happy
• 1:46:29
  to chat about basketball fundamentals or others.
• 1:46:33
  The pair were the epitome of luxury as they arrived.
• 1:46:38
  Oh, look at them arriving on a boat. Fuck you
• 1:46:40
  and your wealth. Kelly Osbourne is opening up
• 1:46:45
  about the physical and emotional toll of grief.
• 1:46:47
  Yeah, she looks like trash. Following the death
• 1:46:51
  of her father, Ozzy Osbourne at 76, using one
• 1:46:55
  word to describe the time, scary. In a September
• 1:46:58
  5th interview with the Mail on Sunday, the 41
• 1:47:01
  -year -old said she experienced severe weight
• 1:47:03
  loss after Ozzy died from a heart attack in 2025.
• 1:47:08
  She says she looks like the Crypt Keeper. At
• 1:47:10
  least she's self -aware. At least she knows.
• 1:47:15
  I thought this was funny. I was going on Urban
• 1:47:19
  Dictionary because it's 2007 again. And I was
• 1:47:22
  looking up things. I don't know why. I was just
• 1:47:24
  bored. And I talked to my last name and here's
• 1:47:26
  what shows up. Someone who is a big deal either
• 1:47:29
  because of their big stature or sheer size. That
• 1:47:33
  man is a hoppy. I love that. Always rejecting
• 1:47:36
  someone who has been wanting to date you for
• 1:47:40
  a while. Well, that's not true. A thought. Usually
• 1:47:42
  a vice principal that won't stop talking. When
• 1:47:46
  a person ringed up a lot of beer on a tab. Hoppy.
• 1:47:51
  Hoppy is a lot. A man will most times acquire
• 1:47:55
  a girl ranked in between a man's confidence and
• 1:47:57
  total attractiveness. hoppy's full of shit law
• 1:48:02
  the law that states that if there's a big dick
• 1:48:05
  around a woman will throw herself at it oh yeah
• 1:48:08
  describes my life so that was kind of strange
• 1:48:12
  to find all right without further ado we are
• 1:48:16
  going to do hoppy's inbox it's time for hoppy's
• 1:48:22
  inbox only on hoppy hour with ryan hoppy oh yeah
• 1:48:28
  My freaking inbox blew up. So I said that the
• 1:48:31
  USF Bulls miss good old Alex Golish and Byron
• 1:48:37
  whatever his name is. Byron Allen or whatever
• 1:48:40
  his name is. The quarterback. I forgot his name.
• 1:48:43
  Someone commented, Tyler Brown, who's a USF fan.
• 1:48:47
  I mean, Auburn barely beat Baylor 17 -16, USF
• 1:48:52
  won 19 -9. Every coach that has done good at
• 1:48:54
  USF has left to crumble somewhere else. They've
• 1:48:57
  never had a coach stick around after a really
• 1:48:58
  good season. I think Brian Harline can make them
• 1:49:01
  good contenders. USF did great with Golish last
• 1:49:04
  year, and they need to keep moving forward. And
• 1:49:07
  then someone asked on my video, making fun of
• 1:49:09
  Kaylee Gunner's... interview about her dad finding
• 1:49:13
  out she was in porn. Someone said, what is going
• 1:49:15
  on with this audio? Is this AI? So someone thinks
• 1:49:19
  I'm AI. I'm AI's biggest nightmare. You're not
• 1:49:27
  replacing me, bitch. Alright, there you go. Alright,
• 1:49:35
  it's time for Radio News in the Club. Alright,
• 1:49:42
  now. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.
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  Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. skeletons
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  in pairs. DJ Drama, he's the one who dares. Program
• 1:50:05
  directors scheming in the back rooms. Payola
• 1:50:08
  playlists rigged like monsoons. Fake callers
• 1:50:10
  on the line, they rehearse too soon. Troop hits
• 1:50:13
  harder than a bass line, boom. Radio snitching,
• 1:50:16
  hop, he spitting the truth. Pulling back the
• 1:50:18
  curtain, exposing the booth. No more lies, no
• 1:50:21
  more disguise. He got the receipts, he's calling
• 1:50:24
  out the spies. Morning shows faker than they
• 1:50:26
  laughs at six. Producers go Write host -rated
• 1:50:29
  scripts Interns runnin' miles Unpaid trips while
• 1:50:33
  the suits sip coffee Countin' clicks He's the
• 1:50:36
  voice that the FM fears Mic in hand, cuttin'
• 1:50:39
  through veneers Pullin' cards, no regard for
• 1:50:42
  careers Broadcast assassin, they all in tears
• 1:50:45
  Jingle jinglin', fake content's ringin' Same
• 1:50:48
  top 40, same song singin' Corporate puppets,
• 1:50:52
  strings all clingin' There you go. Here's Mike
• 1:51:02
  McVeigh talking about radio. A big way out for
• 1:51:05
  all of us, once finances are taken care of, is
• 1:51:12
  going to be multi -platform. I don't think this
• 1:51:16
  group will yell about radio, but often when I
• 1:51:18
  say we need to stop calling it radio, radio is
• 1:51:23
  a delivery thing. I don't know if it should be
• 1:51:25
  called audio, but all I know is this. when Tim
• 1:51:29
  Roberts' morning show in Detroit is on air, on
• 1:51:33
  social media, on streaming. Man, I love Mike
• 1:51:36
  McVay. I wish everybody in radio was like him
• 1:51:39
  or Kevin LeGrant. On reels, that's where we have
• 1:51:44
  to be. More platforms, more distribution. I love
• 1:51:48
  you, Mike. Stephen A. Smith said that he gave
• 1:51:51
  that dirty, rotted broad Jamel Hill three hours
• 1:51:54
  of his time, and she wasn't happy with him. Here's
• 1:51:58
  what Howard Stern said after 9 -11. And of course,
• 1:52:01
  people are trying to cancel him. We were getting
• 1:52:03
  attacked. And the freaking Gen Z doesn't even
• 1:52:07
  know what happened during 9 -11. So shut up.
• 1:52:11
  You're obviously not going to cancel him. Although
• 1:52:13
  he did get rid of the fantasy football segment,
• 1:52:15
  which was kind of dreadful radio. 8 -5 -6. 49
• 1:52:21
  Hoppy. That's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7. All right.
• 1:52:27
  Here is Howard Stern talking about during 9 -11.
• 1:52:31
  This is a breaking news story, a serious news
• 1:52:34
  story. A plane has crashed into the World Trade
• 1:52:39
  Center. What is going on? Really? Let me look
• 1:52:42
  out my window. Do you see it? Dude, it's just
• 1:52:45
  hot. Oh, my God. That's Ralph. Who used to blow
• 1:52:48
  him? Right on my roof. This is incredible. The
• 1:52:51
  whole thing is on fire. Yeah, right. Somebody
• 1:52:53
  just called and said that on CNN, a second plane
• 1:52:55
  just crashed into Casey Armstrong. Stop it. A
• 1:52:59
  second plane. Wait a minute. They are two buildings
• 1:53:02
  and that is lower. So it's a terrorist attack,
• 1:53:05
  isn't it? That's what they're saying. There you
• 1:53:07
  go. 8 -5 -6. 49 happy. It's 8 -5 -6. All right.
• 1:53:13
  We got about eight minutes left in the Fresno
• 1:53:15
  feed. See if I have any Fresno news. I do not.
• 1:53:22
  Actually, I do have one. But it's not really
• 1:53:25
  good news in the club. But we'll discuss it.
• 1:53:29
  Anyway, okay? Because that's what we do on this
• 1:53:32
  very show. Fresno's loud and sour, mic in his
• 1:53:51
  grip, got the world feeling sour. Hoppy on the
• 1:53:54
  block, dropping facts like boulders. Words cut
• 1:53:56
  sharply, the city on his shoulders. News so raw,
• 1:53:59
  unfiltered, true spray. Fresno's pulsing every
• 1:54:02
  word that he say. No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise.
• 1:54:06
  Hoppy in the booth, Fresno, here's it live. Woo!
• 1:54:24
  Three lines of skyscraper. Fresno's gospel. No
• 1:54:27
  need for no paper. Big man talk. He a walking
• 1:54:30
  headline. Every word a spark. Alright, I know.
• 1:55:11
  No! Happy Hot Topic! Alright, what's going on
• 1:55:19
  here? To collapse, raising fresh concerns about
• 1:55:23
  whether Tampa's historic Jackson House can be
• 1:55:25
  saved. The city recently approved $1 million
• 1:55:27
  to restore the house. Listen, I know everyone
• 1:55:31
  loves the house, but man, it's a waste of money!
• 1:55:37
  But some leaders are still worried. All right,
• 1:55:40
  so they're inside of a demolished house. Just
• 1:55:42
  get rid of it, okay? Well, new this afternoon,
• 1:55:46
  St. Pete police say they are looking for a driver
• 1:55:48
  who seriously injured two pedestrians Friday
• 1:55:51
  night. Investigators say a - This is why I stayed
• 1:55:54
  home on Friday night. A pickup truck hit a 19
• 1:55:58
  -year -old woman and 20 - All right, so hopefully
• 1:56:01
  they're okay. This convention is chock full of
• 1:56:08
  opportunities for - Oh yeah! It's the Tampa Bay
• 1:56:12
  Comic Con! Where a bunch of B, C, D, and F -list
• 1:56:15
  celebrities hang on the club. For fans to meet
• 1:56:18
  someone or find something that they can't get
• 1:56:21
  almost anywhere else. Ah, damn. Remember when
• 1:56:25
  Ron Perlman was there but I couldn't afford to
• 1:56:27
  meet him? So I tried to take a selfie and the
• 1:56:29
  security guard shut it down. I'm like, you're
• 1:56:31
  a douchebag! But I get it. All right, what's
• 1:56:36
  going on with this frickin' loser? Looks like
• 1:56:38
  a Calta listener. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! I'm
• 1:56:44
  Julie Salamone. The Pasco County Sheriff's Office
• 1:56:47
  announcing the arrest of one of its deputies
• 1:56:49
  for... Oh, I wonder what it's like when a cop
• 1:56:51
  arrests their own... You know, the cop's like,
• 1:56:53
  let me go! I'm one of you! Even though I'm a
• 1:56:56
  pedophile, y 'all. Numerous charges, including
• 1:57:00
  unlawful sexual activity on a minor. The bravery
• 1:57:03
  at that age. Pascoe Sheriff Chris Nacco. Oh,
• 1:57:06
  yeah. You don't want to do it in any department,
• 1:57:09
  but man, Chris Nacco and his daddy energy. He
• 1:57:13
  ain't going to allow that. Announced Friday,
• 1:57:15
  one of his deputies has been fired and arrested.
• 1:57:18
  Can't provide too many details about the victim,
• 1:57:20
  but I will say that victim is extremely brave.
• 1:57:23
  Oh, yeah, it's a real soldier to have to deal
• 1:57:27
  with this pig, this loser who makes all white
• 1:57:32
  people look bad. According to the sheriff, Corporal
• 1:57:35
  Donald Valverde is facing two counts of lewd
• 1:57:37
  and lascivious molestation as well as unlock.
• 1:57:40
  God, that word lewd is as bad as the word is.
• 1:57:43
  You know what I mean? Like, that is a bad word
• 1:57:46
  and it sounds creepy. Awful sexual activity with
• 1:57:48
  a minor. Burn in hell, bitch. We are showing
• 1:57:52
  you his mugshot because the sheriff is asking
• 1:57:54
  any other potential victims to come forward.
• 1:57:57
  Oh yeah, Chris Knuckles trying to bring him down.
• 1:58:00
  This victim is a true hero because I can imagine
• 1:58:04
  if somebody is that devious and evil to do it
• 1:58:08
  to. Man, I hope he's never a cop again. He'll
• 1:58:10
  probably be a cop in two years. This victim.
• 1:58:15
  I suspect that there's other victims out there.
• 1:58:17
  So sad to think about. Man, we need to just be
• 1:58:20
  hard on putter fouls and take them to the shed.
• 1:58:23
  And I'm begging them to please come forward.
• 1:58:25
  Yeah, go forward. It's worth it. I know it's
• 1:58:28
  traumatic, but bring that loser down. Happy Hot
• 1:58:33
  Topic. What's going on here? Keeping the butts
• 1:58:38
  off the beach, Indian Rock's beach city commissioners
• 1:58:41
  are considering a ban on cigarettes and vapes
• 1:58:55
  along the shoreline. News Channel 8's Grant Palmer
• 1:59:02
  shares why the city thinks littering is a big
• 1:59:05
  problem. Sparking up a cigarette could soon be
• 1:59:09
  banned from Indian Rock's beach, and it's drawing
• 1:59:12
  mixed reaction. People should be able to do what
• 1:59:14
  they want to do out. Oh yeah, here's a guy that's
• 1:59:16
  a cigarette addict and looks like a little bitch.
• 1:59:18
  Outside in an outdoor environment, but... It's
• 1:59:21
  cigarettes! It's gross! I do understand the environmental
• 1:59:25
  impacts that it has. Oh, you know, this guy's
• 1:59:28
  a frickin' douche. The city says it's trying
• 1:59:32
  to curb secondhand smoke. And the impact on the
• 1:59:35
  environment. Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm. It says cigarette
• 1:59:39
  butts harm birds and other wildlife. All right,
• 1:59:41
  there you go. All right, we got 40 seconds in
• 1:59:45
  the Tampa feed. You know how stoned I am? I played
• 1:59:48
  Tampa News after playing the Fresno music. Fresno
• 1:59:52
  State was a heavy underdog going into this matchup.
• 1:59:55
  And they lost 39 -0 to USC. To the University
• 1:59:58
  of Spoiled Children! To the University of Co
• 2:00:03
  - All right. We got to play the atomic bomb sound
• 2:00:08
  effect. Do I have enough time? Bye, bitch. Thank
• 2:00:23
  you for listening. Talk to you tomorrow, Fresno.
• 2:00:26
  All right. Time for Winston Salem news. Mm -hmm.
• 2:00:33
  Winston -Salem News. Winston -Salem. Tune in,
• 2:00:42
  baby. From Winston -Salem, I'm talking clean.
• 2:00:47
  Carolina breeze in my daily routine. Got the
• 2:00:50
  draw when I roll through the lines. Slow with
• 2:00:53
  the words, but the thought still shines. Riding
• 2:00:55
  Hoppy on the mic all day. Out of Tampa Bay, he
• 2:00:59
  don't play. Say what he mean, let the truth come
• 2:01:02
  through. If it hit the room, then it hit the
• 2:01:04
  room. He ain't nobody. Oh, he let it fly. If
• 2:01:11
  it's on his mind, you hear it loud. Winston,
• 2:01:17
  sell him news. Tell it true. Tell it, tell it,
• 2:01:20
  tell it true. Winston, sell him news. Coming
• 2:01:24
  through. Copy hour on the dial. Let it loose.
• 2:01:35
  right now okay cool and a greensboro man is facing
• 2:01:44
  charges in connection with a deadly double homicide
• 2:01:47
  loser police say 64 year old michael hargett
• 2:01:51
  is charging the deaths he just looks like someone
• 2:01:54
  doing do that a stupid white man and i can say
• 2:01:57
  that because i am a stupid white man all right
• 2:02:00
  time For Chicago News. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. We've
• 2:02:36
  been recording for one hour, 11 minutes, and
• 2:02:38
  11 seconds. Make a wish! deal all right there
• 2:03:05
  yeah uh go in that case is something that you
• 2:03:13
  need to pull out your phone to be like this is
• 2:03:15
  disgusting behavior it's not like exceptional
• 2:03:17
  adele donaudio is talking about this display
• 2:03:20
  involving five lincoln way east students they
• 2:03:23
  were accused of directing what school officials
• 2:03:25
  described as racist harassment towards homewood
• 2:03:27
  flossmore students sitting uh here we go trump's
• 2:03:30
  america And the bleachers during Friday night's
• 2:03:35
  game. For somebody to, like, think, like, oh,
• 2:03:38
  let's go over there and act like this in front
• 2:03:40
  of people is just inhumane and weird. All right,
• 2:03:42
  there you go. There you go. Oh, jeez! Nearly
• 2:03:49
  $4 million worth of cocaine was discovered during
• 2:03:52
  a traffic stop in Indiana. Oh, yeah! I mean,
• 2:03:55
  you never want to get... Yesterday, true. Shut
• 2:03:56
  up. You never want to get caught with weed, but,
• 2:03:59
  like, Alexa, don't you think? Hey, Alexa. Alexa,
• 2:04:03
  do you think it's worse to get caught with cocaine
• 2:04:05
  in Indiana than Illinois? Both states have serious
• 2:04:11
  penalties for cocaine possession. Indiana classifies
• 2:04:14
  it as a level six felony with six months to 2
• 2:04:17
  .5 years prison for small amounts, while Illinois
• 2:04:19
  has similar strict penalties under their Controlled
• 2:04:22
  Substances Act. Getting caught anywhere carries
• 2:04:24
  significant legal risks. Thanks for that. Groupers
• 2:04:29
  pulled over a semi just west of Indianapolis.
• 2:04:32
  Oh yeah, that ain't good. Time to end what Cleveland
• 2:04:36
  is. Steel mills choppy, city on the Cuyahoga
• 2:04:54
  Hearts heavy, never sloppy, radio waves Carry
• 2:04:57
  tales, but they ain't glossy Concrete jungle,
• 2:04:59
  potholes where dreams collapse Downtown echoes
• 2:05:02
  to cabs and faded cabs Past the preachin' hustle,
• 2:05:05
  corner kids tradin' maps Where the vibe's Midwest,
• 2:05:07
  but the struggle overlaps Cleveland news, where
• 2:05:11
  the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,
• 2:05:14
  every flaw Alley's whispers, still grit in the
• 2:05:22
  air Hoppy pullin' cards, city troops lay bare
• 2:05:25
  Bar sharper than the skyline, no time to spare
• 2:05:28
  Opinions heavy as the lake, but he don't care
• 2:05:30
  Radio days, static hum in the booth Voice boomin'
• 2:05:34
  through the speakers, hittin' with the truth
• 2:05:36
  Tower city shadows, echoing the youth Uncut,
• 2:05:40
  unpolished, Cleveland's the proof Hoppy's lens,
• 2:05:42
  no rose tint Just grind every segment, a slice
• 2:05:45
  of Cleveland's mind From the flats to the heights,
• 2:05:48
  stories combined Build it, unbothered, done,
• 2:05:51
  refined. Happy Hot Topic! And hey, age is nothing
• 2:06:07
  but a number for one member of the great Geauga
• 2:06:10
  County Fair Band. Oh yeah! Let's end the show
• 2:06:14
  on some positive news. We're talking about Shirley
• 2:06:16
  Fowler. it really is just a number 97 years young
• 2:06:20
  she has been a member of this band since 1948
• 2:06:23
  she became a member as soon as she graduated
• 2:06:25
  high school shirley started out with the cornet
• 2:06:28
  but now she plays the snare drum and here's her
• 2:06:32
  uh response to uh being on the news of 97. You
• 2:07:40
  might realize, I live in Cleveland. and then
• 2:07:58
  he's looking around at your tiny little house
• 2:08:00
  that you can't afford because of the mortgage
• 2:08:01
  crisis and your horrible little floppy kids who
• 2:08:04
  all have diabetes by the time they're eight because
• 2:08:05
  they live on corn syrup and lye. And then you
• 2:08:09
  look at your big bloated mess of a wife and she
• 2:08:11
  waddles towards you with her front butt spilling
• 2:08:13
  out over the top of her ass and washed jeans.
• 2:08:16
  And you think, I'm going to go shoot myself and
• 2:08:18
  my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter right now.
• 2:08:31
  You think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard
• 2:08:34
  anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.
• 2:08:37
  What's so cool about Cleveland? Whether you're
• 2:09:10
  white, or black, or Sasquatch, even. As long
• 2:09:14
  as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy
• 2:09:17
  or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.
• 2:09:21
  If your Sasquatch rules are different. Forget
• 2:09:24
  it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll
• 2:09:28
  ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those
• 2:09:31
  guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning.
• 2:09:33
  Like a dairy cow. Oh! Huh? Oh! Oh, yes! Yes!
• 2:09:42
  Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I had
• 2:10:22
  like half a bottle of melatonin, six beers, this
• 2:10:26
  whole fucking bucket of chicken. Oh, the Sandman
• 2:10:30
  is coming. Oh no! What is it now, Hooper? Have
• 2:11:14
  you turned on the TV lately? No, why? From Judd
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• 2:11:19
  something for the ladies. Sack Flashers. Awesome.
• 2:11:23
  All right. It takes balls to do what they're
• 2:11:27
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• 2:11:29
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  Beach balls. All right. Get out of here. First
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  one. Call us. Get this free Sack Flashers cold
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  sack. I mean, someone at church or internet night
• 2:11:53
  or something. Ooh, what's that site where they
• 2:11:56
  put them firecrackers up their buttholes? Now,
• 2:11:59
  that's a good... No, not that specific. But why?
• 2:12:02
  That's how I met your great -grandpappy. Oh,
• 2:12:05
  he loves him, the good butthole. I told you not,
• 2:12:07
  never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never, verbally
• 2:12:10
  that man's name in the house again. Oh, I don't
• 2:12:13
  think you said his name. I'm busy banging the
• 2:12:17
  exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook
• 2:12:20
  him on the iBox neither. Sheriff says you ran
• 2:12:22
  from down hell down to the library. Yeah, you
• 2:12:24
  know I did. You go strong or you don't go at
• 2:12:27
  all. Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that some
• 2:12:35
  kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite my shiny
• 2:12:39
  metal egg. It doesn't look so shiny to me. It's
• 2:12:42
  shinier than yours, meatbag. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
• 2:13:16
  And that is that. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's
• 2:13:27
  time for Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio
• 2:13:35
  .com Hoppy Hour will be right back. He probably
• 2:13:38
  had Taco Bell before he got here. As a reminder,
• 2:13:51
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 2:13:53
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
• 2:13:56
  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
• 2:13:58
  around, folks. Blow the candles out. Blow the
• 2:14:30
  candles out. Blow the candles out. It's Custa
• 2:14:53
  Vida, y 'all. Custa Vida. Just got this bad new
• 2:16:12
  Gucci bag Matchin' Gucci pumps Shoes matchin'
• 2:16:15
  the belt Skirt matchin' the blouse Chain matchin'
• 2:16:18
  the rack Yeah, I'm doin' my thing Got, got so
• 2:16:21
  many haters Why is so many hatin'? It's like
• 2:16:23
  a mental patient I floss like a dentist patient
• 2:16:26
  This shit testin' my patience It's a good workin'
• 2:16:28
  my nerves I'm gettin' spinnin' I'm on it like
• 2:16:31
  a stretchin' the tail Layin' on gay skin Blowin'
• 2:16:33
  trish in the winds It's like, ah, ah, ah, ah,
• 2:16:36
  ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
• 2:16:37
  ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
• 2:16:37
  ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm
• 2:16:47
  a hood star and I'm spottin' like a rock star
• 2:16:49
  I'm better on lean, got my picture game meanin'
• 2:16:52
  You can't just bring me mommy, I'm the boss of
• 2:16:55
  the street I do it like, I do it like, I do it
• 2:16:58
  like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it like,
• 2:17:00
  I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do
• 2:17:01
  it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it
• 2:17:04
  like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it like,
• 2:17:07
  I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do
• 2:17:08
  it I do it like my birthday, I do it like it
• 2:17:34
  hurts Watch any bad shit, do it in the worst
• 2:17:37
  way I'm a runner, mama, I am in the first place
• 2:17:41
  Catch me on the dance floor, throwin' up my birthplace
• 2:17:46
  And subsequently, I ain't gonna sleep till it's
• 2:17:49
  Thursday. Just a shot of Patron and blow a birthday.
• 2:17:53
  Get a wood of juice, take a home on Thursday.
• 2:17:56
  And if nothing came, mama, you can have it your
• 2:17:58
  way. Or I can bring another bitch and y 'all
• 2:18:01
  can do it her way. The hour will be right back.
• 2:18:18
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  radio. Or it's in my podcast section. So whenever
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  you listen to Hoppy Hour like you are right now
• 2:20:45
  in the podcast description is all of that. We're
• 2:20:51
  going to come back on Hoppy Hour and keep this
• 2:20:54
  party going and going. So let's hear from Harry.
• 2:21:00
  But you can hear The Hammerin' Hank Show with
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  Henry Oaks and Ryan Happy on Spotify by searching
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  up Hammerin, H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N Hank Show.
• 2:21:09
  And check it out on his podcast feed. People
• 2:21:12
  with autism are often treated like they are different.
• 2:21:16
  Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but
• 2:21:19
  my buddies may have known me as Hammerin' Hank.
• 2:21:22
  I was labeled as slow when I started school.
• 2:21:25
  Come to find out at age 12, the doctors decided
• 2:21:28
  I was autistic. Now at the age of 48, I have
• 2:21:31
  completed an associate's degree in radio broadcasting
• 2:21:34
  and worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an
• 2:21:37
  on -air personality. So yes, I am different.
• 2:21:39
  People of autism have no needs no different than
• 2:21:43
  you. Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain education
• 2:21:47
  and join the workforce. I did it, and so can
• 2:21:50
  anyone else of autism. To find out more about
• 2:22:04
  autism, please visit autismspeaks .org. Autism
• 2:22:08
  Speaks. It's time to listen. Autism Speaks. We'll
• 2:22:33
  be right back. Nothing is gonna save you. Bets
• 2:23:00
  on the streets, bets on the beef. If you want
• 2:23:03
  to bounce, bet everyone to me. My city shot time,
• 2:23:07
  where I pull it down. Ain't no limit, drop a
• 2:23:10
  piece about a pound. My balls out a lot, cause
• 2:23:12
  you know I call the shots. Stackin' paper like
• 2:23:15
  them bacon folders in the pot. We'll be right
• 2:23:44
  back. And B .I .P. I'm Don't be puttin' no chasers
• 2:24:39
  in my drinkin' I want two hot liggas poundin'
• 2:24:42
  Smoke, jank, smoke, y 'all People say, smoke,
• 2:24:46
  jank, smoke, y 'all People say, bitch, all on
• 2:24:49
  the earth I don't need curses, bitch, y 'all
• 2:24:52
  slurred Nothin' in my cup, shit, it's all good
• 2:24:55
  Now I'm high, and the motherfucker makin' up
• 2:24:58
  words Lookin' like men, I like them light skin
• 2:25:01
  Two at a time, I'm winnin' hands They all best
• 2:25:09
  friends. I can't walk. I, I, I, I can't talk.
• 2:25:14
  Working from the day to the dawn. People all
• 2:25:17
  for square, but my goons don't pee. This drink's
• 2:25:19
  on you, all eyes on me. And niggas with me drinking
• 2:25:23
  down. Hit me mixed with Remy Monk. Party going
• 2:25:25
  all night. But we kick it, kick it hard. Niggas,
• 2:25:28
  they smoking. They be getting choked down. Listen,
• 2:25:31
  listen, listen. We be getting choked down. We
• 2:25:33
  be getting choked down. We be getting choked
• 2:25:35
  down. Don't say that Women's self -defense classes.
• 2:26:39
  classes, MMA classes, whatever the hell you need.
• 2:26:42
  I'll go. Hi there. WatchJaysPrinting .com, the
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  best printing company in all the Bay Area. Business
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  cards, posters, yard signs, whatever the hell
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  you need, print it up. I'll go. Hi there. Finally,
• 2:26:56
  I mentally all like me. If you live in Florida
• 2:27:01
  or Maryland, go to counselingoncall .net and
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  there you can sign on. Hi, we're going to come
• 2:27:10
  back and I'll be out and keep this party going.
• 2:27:12
  Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
• 2:27:15
  DJ, Hammer and Ink. I may look normal, but the
• 2:27:19
  truth is I have a condition known as autism.
• 2:27:22
  That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.
• 2:27:25
  That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
• 2:27:28
  of who they are. People with autism normally
• 2:27:31
  have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
• 2:27:33
  skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
• 2:27:37
  In a recent study, people with autism are less
• 2:27:40
  likely to have a job and more likely to become
• 2:27:42
  homeless. I beat Josh by having 11 friends and
• 2:27:46
  family, having a college education. I have even
• 2:27:49
  worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary
• 2:27:52
  personality for many years. Always remember that
• 2:27:54
  people with autism want the same things as you,
• 2:27:57
  to be happy and successful. Yeah, yeah. Drizzy,
• 2:28:12
  baby. You already know what it is. This is the
• 2:28:15
  first time I'm high. This is the first time I
• 2:28:16
  smoke in like three months. I'm sorry, mama.
• 2:28:18
  I had to do it to him. When shit be going right,
• 2:28:46
  well I just flip into the wrong shit I belong
• 2:28:49
  to the artists I put on. We don't ever ask for
• 2:28:52
  nothing cause them niggas got their own shit.
• 2:28:54
  Me and we used to like a mouth full of hot peppers.
• 2:28:56
  Black Ferrari with the red seats. I call it playing
• 2:28:59
  checkers. I ain't never doing verses. I'm forever
• 2:29:01
  giving lectures. If you're trying to leave with
• 2:29:03
  money, I'd be happy to connect ya. Life is better
• 2:29:06
  than it's ever been. Scheduling million dollar
• 2:29:09
  meetings with the president. Someone cut the
• 2:29:11
  lights on. Where is Thomas Edison? Got a new
• 2:29:14
  condo. Watch me as I settle in. I deserve an
• 2:29:17
  MTV show. Show for me and my people And if you
• 2:29:20
  tryna zone I got a whole switch to sweep through
• 2:29:22
  Rappers all liars and they women all deceitful
• 2:29:25
  Adders and they subtract me, I'll never be your
• 2:29:27
  equal Last place Drizzy is the nigga in the lead
• 2:29:31
  now Weezy told me just write every single thing
• 2:29:33
  you need down Then he got it for me and I'm happy
• 2:29:36
  as can be now Bout to start balling like I'm
• 2:29:38
  coming off a rebound, yeah And I should have
• 2:29:41
  the most bragging rights Because the niggas spit
• 2:29:44
  crack, bag it tight I hate when rappers say they
• 2:29:47
  tryna get their swagger right Cause I became
• 2:29:49
  a more fire than a dragon fight You pussy ass
• 2:29:52
  hater, you should do you You ain't heard of me,
• 2:29:55
  then you should go and get a blue slew Oops,
• 2:29:57
  I mean a red clue, Wayne Teeter's too woo Betty
• 2:30:00
  felt that like the end of a full queue But I
• 2:30:03
  ain't banging, I ain't waving no flag I'm ATF,
• 2:30:06
  but they ain't seein' no badge It's heartbreak,
• 2:30:09
  Drake, I hate to see him so sad I could sun you,
• 2:30:12
  see a little me in your dad I'm the same yellow
• 2:30:14
  boy that used to play up on the grass Seekin'
• 2:30:17
  pocket twenty thousand to be anywhere they ask
• 2:30:19
  me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin'
• 2:30:23
  like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But don't
• 2:30:26
  ask me shit about me And know the game really
• 2:30:29
  ain't shit without me She might have to pay me,
• 2:30:32
  but I dick her down free Wanna know if it's the
• 2:30:35
  truth or falsehood Zippin' down the sea, down
• 2:30:37
  the sea Yeah I'm gone now This is our goddess,
• 2:30:49
  this is my promise I'ma bring that barrel to
• 2:30:52
  them bitches' eyeliners And what I make up would
• 2:30:55
  fuck up your skin I pick the fuck up and buff
• 2:30:58
  up, then buff up again I would buttfuck your
• 2:31:00
  friend, then suck up her twin I put the fuck
• 2:31:03
  up to him Thank you for watching. As good as
• 2:31:25
  you, stupid motherfucker The only thing in the
• 2:31:27
  hood is you I do everything good as you know
• 2:31:30
  I do everything better I get paid for every letter
• 2:31:32
  A, B, C, et cetera Fetch a bone, like a dog,
• 2:31:36
  motherfucker I am gone for your neck Intercept,
• 2:31:39
  intercept, bring it back Like work in the trunk
• 2:31:42
  and my exit coming up Yeah, I am headed to the
• 2:31:45
  butt like them bucks and then just fuck around.
• 2:31:57
  If I told you I'm doing, I did it. Got my city
• 2:32:00
  on my feet. It's about to pop out. Let's get
• 2:32:02
  it. Let's get it. Motherfucker, what you waiting
• 2:32:04
  on? It is about a minute past six and I'm about
• 2:32:07
  to get shitty. I'm with it. If money is the it,
• 2:32:10
  you want me with it. And I probably just spit
• 2:32:12
  on the chick you want me with. And I hit up on
• 2:32:14
  it, bitch. Only like I'm only thick and I own
• 2:32:17
  hip hop. If you don't spit, I'm going to be thick.
• 2:32:19
  And I just sold a lot of property to a buyer.
• 2:32:22
  And I think his name was kind of like Drake,
• 2:32:24
  Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy Drake Rogers. I'm too
• 2:32:27
  busy to play father. And when it comes to the
• 2:32:29
  game, I'm too willing to play harder. So harder
• 2:32:31
  I do. There he go. They check MVP when I shoot
• 2:32:35
  a free throw. CEO. Jazz what they do. The haters
• 2:32:40
  on their face and then their ass is a shoe. Faster.
• 2:32:43
  than you, badder than you, radder than you, etc.
• 2:32:47
  I told you I get paid by the letter like A, B,
• 2:32:50
  C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q,
• 2:32:56
  R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
• 2:33:01
  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Then in the heat
• 2:33:14
  I send burnt skin The end Laughter and joy, dissolving
• 2:33:44
  in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's
• 2:33:46
  just so unfair All my fuzz and fuzz, the laughter's
• 2:33:55
  growing dim Ear drums mix and hop me like fingers
• 2:33:58
  without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street
• 2:34:01
  But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in
• 2:34:03
  the heat is rolling dim. Ear drums mixed in hoppy
• 2:34:25
  like fingers without rings. G -H -X to F -M.
• 2:34:28
  Shadows hit the street. As soon as sound will
• 2:34:30
  vanish like shadows in the heat. Oh, the hoppy
• 2:34:33
  hour is coming to a close. Radio waves fading
• 2:34:36
  like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy dissolving
• 2:34:39
  in the air. Clockwork to a show Now it's time
• 2:34:57
  to face the silence Like the TV on Snow Riot
• 2:35:00
  Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine The void
• 2:35:03
  left in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line
• 2:35:06
  Empty speakers, silent thighs But coming to an
• 2:35:14
  end Like a rollercoaster stopping Round the river's
• 2:35:16
  bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind
• 2:35:19
  Now silence will remember Thoughts we can't rewind
• 2:35:22
  So the Hoppy hour is coming Laughter and joy,
• 2:35:30
  it's all been in the air But we'll keep the rhythm,
• 2:35:32
  oh life's just so unfair All the art is coming
• 2:35:36
  to a close Radio and theater, like a world of
• 2:35:39
  woes Laughter and joy, it's all been in the air
• 2:35:42
  But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just so
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  unfair And like that, it's gone. You probably
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  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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  all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and
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  we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
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  America.