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OUTRO: Honey, I Shrunk The Hoyte · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: How her ever, moon vibes off Chase by the way,
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  Speaker 1: Oh are you kidding me? You guys ready to go?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? God see for all your mad bastards loving the
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  Speaker 2: Big Show podcast Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube
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  Speaker 2: and TikTok for four to seven every weekday. Raw Dog.
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  Speaker 3: They used to call them back in.
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  Speaker 4: The day that none of your beeswax keezy.
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  Speaker 3: How are the girls? Both ways?
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  Speaker 4: It's funny you should talk about the girls because I
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  Speaker 4: am having a chat with two of them at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Are you one of not one of your girls? No,
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  Speaker 2: you're not one of my girls.
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  Speaker 3: But one of them has girls.
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  Speaker 4: One of them has access to my card and the
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  Speaker 4: other doesn't. And the others going, why don't I have
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  Speaker 4: access to your card?
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  Speaker 2: And you're going, wait, why does the other one have
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  Speaker 2: access to How did she get excess?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Why has she got excess? Remember when there was all
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  Speaker 3: those uber charges that were being go on, You're and
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  Speaker 3: you couldn't work it out.
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  Speaker 4: I I'm not going to go here. Actually I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to I want to stop this conversation up.
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  Speaker 3: Being user user era for old hoj No.
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  Speaker 1: Because he thought he had been hacked and someone in
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  Speaker 1: Amsterdam was using his Uber account, but no, it comes
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  Speaker 1: up as uber it shows Amsterdam.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's just say that my wife is a very
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  Speaker 4: charitable person, right ah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's just say that. Do you want to delve
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  Speaker 2: deeper into that? Not really, but.
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  Speaker 4: Suffice to say she's very generous, good on her on her,
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  Speaker 4: very generous indeed.
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  Speaker 3: Money.
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  Speaker 4: So I go, what the fuck is blah blah blah,
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  Speaker 4: and she'll go, oh, yes, I signed up for that.
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  Speaker 4: So it's a monthly thing, right.
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  Speaker 2: That much?
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  Speaker 1: A month like he stuff outside the supermarket, you know,
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  Speaker 1: people with lanyards and clipboards sort.
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  Speaker 2: Of more along the lines of you cheer yogurt, etcetera.
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  Speaker 4: No more along the lines of your sort of international charities.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So between her doing that and then you
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  Speaker 1: don't throw shit? Man, is it a real like weird
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  Speaker 1: Brady mood as well? Is it because of the promo
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  Speaker 1: meeting that you're in a her?
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not in a her there, it's just you
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  Speaker 4: and Pugs and Isaac is banging.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, for the people that don't know, every week we
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  Speaker 3: have a promotions meeting, so all the sort of the
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  Speaker 3: little ads and things we run.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the campaigns and competition.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, we don't just get to bring this to
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  Speaker 3: you for free. It's got to be you know, this
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  Speaker 3: is going to be paid for, man, So you pay
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  Speaker 3: for it with six songs from Tom Petty and the
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  Speaker 3: Chilis and some ads. And for those of you who
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  Speaker 3: are listening today, you would have heard some diamonds on
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  Speaker 3: Richmond Chat. Yeah, and so we were discussing that, weren't we, Jase,
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  Speaker 3: but was just trying to wrap our heads around it
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  Speaker 3: because it was a little bit convoluted.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, before we go and talk about it on the
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  Speaker 1: radio with full confidence.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well this is before we've done the radio, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: Can I just qualify that I'm not talking about the meeting.
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  Speaker 4: The meeting was fine, and I think you'll find I
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  Speaker 4: was very engaged.
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  Speaker 3: In that meeting. Well you look, can I give you
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  Speaker 3: credit your credits due because we had about five different
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  Speaker 3: things to talk about, the different sponsorships we're doing welfare
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  Speaker 3: it's high five. Yeah, and but you were very you
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  Speaker 3: wanted to make sure you got it right and that's
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  Speaker 3: a yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Tipically kept to your professionals and the JAST very well. Thanks.
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  Speaker 4: What I was referring to what I was referring to
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  Speaker 4: is when I arrived. I'm talking pre meeting. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and Pugs and Kesey and Isaac were banging on about
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  Speaker 4: the movie they watched last night.
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  Speaker 2: It was just it just went on and on. Oh
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  Speaker 2: what about her name? Oh, I tell you who I
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  Speaker 2: really liked. He was really cool. Her name was Jungle Pussy.
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  Speaker 3: So then don't spoil it for me. Yeah, no, I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to this movie. But that's a good name. I
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  Speaker 3: want to be surprised by that name when I go
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  Speaker 3: to the movie. So it's not the meeting at all. No,
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  Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying that people people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and by the way, he came in ten minutes
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  Speaker 2: early and we were just chatting.
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  Speaker 3: And I wasn't even here. So you can have the meeting,
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  Speaker 3: can I.
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  Speaker 2: Liken it too well? While you're away?
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  Speaker 4: Mogi and and Pugs was in the studio here, bloody
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  Speaker 4: game of chat We did it once, banging on every break,
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  Speaker 4: every single break game a chair.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, but you've got to get extra strong.
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  Speaker 1: Tendons reinforced tendin cyber. Yeah, it changes the way you
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  Speaker 1: play a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Double the height.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's the thing. Do you know I saw a
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  Speaker 3: robot and sorry, this is just like this gaming ship
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  Speaker 3: has just reminded me of that. This guy over in China,
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  Speaker 3: they've got a robot robots that you can hire at
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  Speaker 3: the bottom of this tempoole or whatever, and it's got
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  Speaker 3: heaps of steers. So you can jump into this robot
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  Speaker 3: which is still league.
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  Speaker 2: They've seen that, and they climb it walks for you.
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  Speaker 3: I can also run for you and the guys just
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  Speaker 3: like I am just trying to run, but it's doing
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  Speaker 3: all the running for me. I'm making no effort. It's
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  Speaker 3: pretty fucking awesome. It means that eventually your but you
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  Speaker 3: won't even need your body.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where we're sort of heading to.
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  Speaker 3: A brain on a stick.
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  Speaker 2: Have you guys seen Wally Wally.
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  Speaker 5: Movie movie Chair Hang on please?
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  Speaker 1: So in that movie, all the humans literally just float
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  Speaker 1: around on little seats and a giant and just like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't do anything or have to because of basically technology.
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  Speaker 3: That's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: And the world is completely screwed, and Waly has been
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  Speaker 1: sent back to the world to like help tidy up
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  Speaker 1: or rebuild or something on his own. The whole Achy
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  Speaker 1: Big Show Days from four on Radio Hurarky.
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  Speaker 2: Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I sort of noticed these things as I've gotten older.
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  Speaker 3: I've took the little markers in my life where I've
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  Speaker 3: noticed them and they're a bit annoying, or you see
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  Speaker 3: things you're like, fuck do we need that? Well, for me,
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  Speaker 3: it's it's. One of the first ones was having keyless
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  Speaker 3: entries in your in your key for your car. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so you can't even be bothered turning the key. So
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  Speaker 3: now we've got eight billion batteries now that have to
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  Speaker 3: get buried in the earth somewhere every single years. That's
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  Speaker 3: sort of two or three of those. Ye sweet airs.
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  Speaker 3: So that was one of them. And then the new
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  Speaker 3: one they've got is the button on your boot to
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  Speaker 3: close it, to close it and open it, and a
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  Speaker 3: remote on your a button on your remote so it
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  Speaker 3: opens automatically, because God forbid you have to do that.
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  Speaker 3: And then but this is the thing. I was borrowing
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  Speaker 3: my cousin's car and I was like, this is a
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  Speaker 3: fucking joke. Well, now I can't live without it. What
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  Speaker 3: the boot? The boot really it's really and I was
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  Speaker 3: fucking hating it. And it's really handy when you got
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  Speaker 3: arms fallow shit, I wrapped that out of my car.
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  Speaker 3: I have to do it manually the boot you know
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  Speaker 3: the I mean, no, too lazy.
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  Speaker 2: You ripped it out?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Or did the guy who was doing your warrant and
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  Speaker 1: service rip it out by accident?
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  Speaker 4: The actual truth is a battery ran out, and I'll
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  Speaker 4: be fucked if I can put a new one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so.
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  Speaker 4: The funny thing was because I went, oh my god,
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  Speaker 4: I am such a massive brain. But I took it
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  Speaker 4: to the mechanic and he went, oh yeah, and I'll
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  Speaker 4: have to go online and figure out how to do this.
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  Speaker 2: What is it? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It's just a battery that you put in your ignition
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  Speaker 4: in your key chain, and it's.
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  Speaker 2: Just can't I told you I do that for you,
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  Speaker 2: and you said you're going to give it to me.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have it just.
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  Speaker 3: The other day? I imagine yours is more high tech
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  Speaker 3: than mine. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Probably.
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  Speaker 1: You'll literally take the key out open with the key
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  Speaker 1: just came out, jam it in there and twist it
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  Speaker 1: and holding pops. Do you see what I'm saying is
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  Speaker 1: that you're talking about your mas de key. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: you gave it to a mechanic who's now going to
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  Speaker 1: google it. It will charge you labor.
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  Speaker 2: For this was about six months ago when you do it.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, but yeah, and I'm going through this weird
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  Speaker 4: thing now and I don't know if it's anxiety and
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  Speaker 4: in public, but I don't think it is anxiety induced
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  Speaker 4: because I always have anxiety, So.
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  Speaker 2: It's we don't know. I'm neither he there on that front.
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  Speaker 2: Have you tried not jacking it in public?
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  Speaker 4: I find myself now, I find myself now having to
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  Speaker 4: move all the time, and I and I am fucking
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  Speaker 4: move well, like you know, walk out of relaxing active relation.
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  Speaker 4: I've always been an active relaxing, but I've never been
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  Speaker 4: good at sitting for a long period of time anyway.
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  Speaker 4: But now I'm going, okay, I'm going to harness that
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  Speaker 4: or by walking, for fucking minds.
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  Speaker 1: Checking it in public and jacking it's really good because
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  Speaker 1: I just haven't urged the walk and I.
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  Speaker 2: Do it well. So it's just moving in general.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like you could go out and you could,
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  Speaker 3: you know, try and fix it in your house and
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  Speaker 3: fuck it or whatever. No.
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  Speaker 4: No, But having said that, and now you know, because
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  Speaker 4: I'm on a mesh, I'm spending hours in the garden,
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  Speaker 4: which I never did.
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  Speaker 2: Heck and away its ship probably st stumps. Did I
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  Speaker 2: tell you that?
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  Speaker 4: Our neighbor he was watching us, me Ifing and Jeff
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  Speaker 4: and trying to get a stump out because they're fucking.
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  Speaker 3: I love that. I don't have Is this an international
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  Speaker 3: term that? When did that come from?
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  Speaker 2: I think so? Yeah, I love that there is a
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  Speaker 2: term for it.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, And because you know, and they're fucking deep in
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  Speaker 4: the ground roots and I was chatting to our neighbor
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  Speaker 4: came out and he said, oh.
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  Speaker 2: What you're doing there? What's his name? It's just Chris.
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  Speaker 4: And he goes, I've got something that will help you
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  Speaker 4: there if you want to get the stumps out. And
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  Speaker 4: it's this massively heavy, really long metal bar with like
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  Speaker 4: a chiseled end and a pointed end, and you just
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  Speaker 4: shove it in the earth by the stump and I
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  Speaker 4: mean start leaving.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, great, I like that.
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  Speaker 4: It is as heavy as fuck, but fifteen massively, massively effective.
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  Speaker 3: It's about the size of a toothpick. But Jason, why
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  Speaker 3: are you pulling out daisy? J I got a real
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  Speaker 3: he had a shocker man he was doing that. He
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  Speaker 3: got out some daisies and then he went for a
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  Speaker 3: ride on a bumblebee.
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  Speaker 2: Fun.
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  Speaker 3: But it's great.
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  Speaker 2: I think I hate Daisy. I'm fitter now than when
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  Speaker 2: I was in my thirties.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, probably, Yeah, we're not as pissed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that as well?
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  Speaker 3: That helps.
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  Speaker 2: Where'd you go on the bumblebee? I just went, you
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  Speaker 2: know wherever? It took me, king around the garden.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just.
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  Speaker 2: Life. And then I smacked into the window and I
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  Speaker 2: fell off.
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  Speaker 3: That's what he did with those four days off. He
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  Speaker 3: was trying to find his way home.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, holding on for It's like the dragons and Game
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  Speaker 4: of Thrones, trying to ride a dragon, but you're riding
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  Speaker 4: a bubble riding a bumblebee.
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  Speaker 2: I love the image of Jason. It's really good. Can we.
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  Speaker 3: That'd be great? Can you do that, Kenny?
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  Speaker 4: He's gonna whatever you can do today to get back
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  Speaker 4: at me about him winking on about movies.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well I don't want to. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: what to do about that because I don't want to spoil. Okay, good,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to go to it. What's happening this weekend?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about I'm going to talk about
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  Speaker 1: my experience of watching a movie having not seen the
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  Speaker 1: trailer or knowing anything about it right. I'm very conscious
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  Speaker 1: of the fact that both of you guys are probably gonna
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  Speaker 1: watch it in the next week.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you're excited. I've got the Smashing Machine tonight. That one.
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  Speaker 3: Johnson's pretty good going for a kid does look good?
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  Speaker 3: Looks really good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I award she is a she is a great actor.
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  Speaker 5: She is I'll tell you what I love watching it.
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  Speaker 5: I love And who was the other person you mentioned?
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  Speaker 5: Who was the other person in it?
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  Speaker 2: Dwayne Johnson? Hate him?
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  Speaker 3: If I had the opportunity to act with Emily Blunt,
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say the rock But what were
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  Speaker 3: you going to say?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: So let's just say Emily or Emily Blunt?
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  Speaker 2: Who would you choose?
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  Speaker 4: Emily Blant is just she's the hell of her She
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  Speaker 4: is next level.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna also stay there though, Jason, have you seen
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  Speaker 3: the sequel to Get Shorty?
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  Speaker 2: What's that called Get Shorty Too?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, something along those ones, probably a butt the Rocks.
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  Speaker 3: And it is his first acting performance and he's fucking brilliant,
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  Speaker 3: and since then he's only done these stupid action movies.
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  Speaker 3: Is a very good actor. Yeah, so I'm looking forward
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  Speaker 3: to seeing them and this I think you'd be surprised.
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  Speaker 3: I just hate his body, well about forty pounds, so
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  Speaker 3: twenty thirty kilos of muscle he's lost.
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  Speaker 2: And fairness to him. Aparently he's a bloody nice bloke.
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  Speaker 3: A very nice man. But he's always up to three
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  Speaker 3: or four hours late to see every day, which makes
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  Speaker 3: me hate him.
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  Speaker 2: But that makes me hate him.
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  Speaker 1: Such a key, Yeah, because Keys is always late and
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  Speaker 1: not here early, having a convo with his mates about movies,
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  Speaker 1: and then Jace walks in, and because we haven't adjusted
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  Speaker 1: our conversation to the fact that Jason is now here,
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  Speaker 1: we're the a holes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you want us to talk about?
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: Video games? Or golf?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What do you want to chat at golf? So
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: when you walk in, we'll start chatting about golf. This
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  Speaker 2: is what I want. Shut the fuck up. Come only.
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  Speaker 1: You're right in here on your bumblebee, you expect your
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: to shut the fuck up?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, listen? Is the Big Show four or seven weekdays?
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  Speaker 2: By the way, Hold up,