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Hour 4 - Half Full or Half Empty · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Ding Dong boom Shaka laka. It's our number four, our
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  Speaker 1: number four, the original Recipe Podcast. Happy Thursday to you,
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  Speaker 1: and here in our number four for this little exercise,
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  Speaker 1: you are Cooper cup wide receiver, Cooper Cup's career counselor
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  Speaker 1: which NFL employer do you direct your client, the former
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  Speaker 1: Ram to sign with. We'll discuss that. Also, the Buffalo
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  Speaker 1: Bills quarterback Josh Allen said that he was looking for
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  Speaker 1: a team friendly deal. He left five million dollars on
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  Speaker 1: the table with the Bills. That is blank. That is blank. Also,
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  Speaker 1: Mac Jones has signed a contract with the forty nine ers.
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  Speaker 1: What do you make of mac Jones as a fit
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  Speaker 1: with the forty nine ers. We'll go there as well.
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  Speaker 1: All of it's coming your way right now here. It
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  Speaker 1: is our number four. Have a wonderful day. Is the
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  Speaker 1: cup half full or is it half empty? Inquiring minds
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  Speaker 1: would like to know. Welcome in the beginning of yet
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  Speaker 1: be so our lead this hour is from our in
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  Speaker 1: depth team coverage, all about the shuffle, the roster shuffle,
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  Speaker 1: and one player in particular that was my favorite player
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL for one season, the Turk paying a
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  Speaker 1: visit to the Super Bowl Hero. No trade was consummated,
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  Speaker 1: so if you hadn't heard the news, as we are
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  Speaker 1: in the transaction period of the NFL calendar, turns out
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  Speaker 1: that Cooper Cup can no longer ram it all day
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  Speaker 1: and ram it all night. The Rams have decommissioned Cooper Cup.
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  Speaker 1: He was fired from his job this week, Cup becoming
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  Speaker 1: an unrestricted free agent. So the glass or in this case,
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  Speaker 1: the cup, is half empty. The cup not runneth over.
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  Speaker 1: But that said, there are a number of teams that
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  Speaker 1: are said to be knocking on the door of Cooper
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  Speaker 1: Cup looking to give him some gameful employment. So let
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  Speaker 1: us discuss the question now for this little exercise, I
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  Speaker 1: have now deputized you Cooper Cup's career counselor you're his advisor.
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  Speaker 1: Which NFL employer do you direct your client? So I've
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  Speaker 1: got Chevrolet, Trophy and Caddy and we will combine all
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  Speaker 1: of these things together and we are gonna make the
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  Speaker 1: Gobba Ghoul. We're gonna make the Goba Ghuls what We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna make a right, So to lead off here, I
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  Speaker 1: am activating the Mallard think Tank. Now I very rarely
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  Speaker 1: activate the Malar think Tank, but I am activating the
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  Speaker 1: math of think tank. That's how much I appreciate Cooper
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  Speaker 1: Cup winning the greatest Super Bowl of my adult life,
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  Speaker 1: beating the Mighty Bengals in the Super Bowl there. How
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  Speaker 1: great was that? So Cooper Cup is an acquired taste,
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  Speaker 1: and this is one of those things. And I've gotten email.
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  Speaker 1: I had a guy who's a Patriots fan, one of
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  Speaker 1: our listeners in Boston, or he's not in Boston, he's
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  Speaker 1: in that area, and he's sent me his emails a
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  Speaker 1: big Pats fans, Oh, Cooper Cups be perfect for the Patriots.
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  Speaker 1: They need that number one receiver and they need a
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  Speaker 1: guy that will go in there with Drake May and
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  Speaker 1: dominate and the Pats will win the division. I'm reading
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  Speaker 1: this and I didn't write back to this guy because
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  Speaker 1: I'm a loser. But I read it and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's will I thro I shouldn't say this. He's
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  Speaker 1: a good piss, but he's a low information fit Cooper Cupp.
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  Speaker 1: If you think Cooper Cup at this point is a
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  Speaker 1: game changer, he's not right. My reality is different. My
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  Speaker 1: reality is different. Cooper Cupp has not been that guy
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  Speaker 1: for a while now, for one season. And this is
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  Speaker 1: one of those things about human nature. You make your
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  Speaker 1: mind up. People made their mind up that Cooper Cup's
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  Speaker 1: great in twenty twenty one, and he was historically good,
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  Speaker 1: one of the all time great seasons. Unfortunately, he's a
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  Speaker 1: one hit wonder. Cupp has missed of the last fifty
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  Speaker 1: one regular season games. He has missed eight. He's missed
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  Speaker 1: an entire season out of out of three, so he's
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  Speaker 1: missed one out of the last three seasons completely with injury.
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  Speaker 1: If he was a car Cooper Cup would be a
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  Speaker 1: nineteen fifty seven turquoise Chevrolet bel Air that looks wonderful
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  Speaker 1: until you realize it doesn't have any tires and it's
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  Speaker 1: sitting on wooden blocks on the driveway with a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of weeds around it and needs someone from tire Rack
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  Speaker 1: to help him out and then needs a new injury.
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  Speaker 1: But the outside looks good, right, it's a beautiful turquoise
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  Speaker 1: paint job. Nineteen fifty seven Chevy bel Air. Beautiful car,
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  Speaker 1: but convertible, too convertible, but it doesn't work. Now, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: If you read the fortune cookie on a guy like
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  Speaker 1: Cooper Cup, it's a better a diamond with a flaw
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  Speaker 1: than a pebble without, right, So he said, well, Cooper
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  Speaker 1: Cups a diamond and there's a flaw there, and you
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  Speaker 1: take that rather than than a pebble. That's pervy. But
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  Speaker 1: it's a pretty big flaw, right, it's pretty flaw And
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  Speaker 1: and the other issue with Cooper Cup is he's now
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  Speaker 1: free to roam anyway. My guy, who's a Patriot fan,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be surprised if he goes to the pitcher. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think that would be the worst situation for Cooper Cup.
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  Speaker 1: But we did activate the Malard think tank. And so
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  Speaker 1: my advice for Cooper Cup is barbecue and chicken wings,
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  Speaker 1: right Barbarie that be Kansas City for the barbecue, and
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  Speaker 1: also the Ben Mallard chicken fingers and Buffalo for the
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  Speaker 1: chicken wing. You go, you're at this point, You're just
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  Speaker 1: a possession receiver. That's all. You are. Possession receiver. So
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  Speaker 1: on a good team with a stud quarterback like Mahomes
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  Speaker 1: or Josh Allen, that would make sense. That would make
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  Speaker 1: a lot of sense. It sounds Baltimore's all. Baltimore loves
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  Speaker 1: washed up wide receivers, so Baltimore would be good too,
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  Speaker 1: because they love that kind of ballplayer, the guy that's
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  Speaker 1: done but used to be good. It sounds, though at
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  Speaker 1: this hour, based on what we were hearing overnight, that
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  Speaker 1: the two teams that are near the top for Cooper
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  Speaker 1: Cup are Seattle. That's because he's from that area, that's
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  Speaker 1: his homeland, went to college there, and Jacksonville, which I
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  Speaker 1: believe is in the Bermuda Triangle of the NFL. But
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  Speaker 1: Liam Cohne is another one of these Sean McVay disciples
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  Speaker 1: who is now the head coach in Dude All Cowny. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know you're excited by that. We should find out soon.
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  Speaker 1: I would think this is not going to drag on
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  Speaker 1: like Aaron Rodgers. We will not get any tabloid photos
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  Speaker 1: of Cooper Cup pondering life as he wanders around the
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  Speaker 1: beach somewhere. I think this will be something that happens
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  Speaker 1: rather quickly. Now, furthermore, we mentioned Buffalo as a possibility
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  Speaker 1: for Cooper Cup and Josh Allen we mentioned his name. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the Bills quarterback told the reporters that he had requested
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  Speaker 1: his rent, his agent and the people representing him in
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  Speaker 1: the negotiation. He just signed an extension. He said he
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  Speaker 1: didn't want in any way to negatively impact the Buffalo
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  Speaker 1: Bill salary capturing negotiations. Then he gave what we call
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  Speaker 1: a humdinger of a quote. What is the humdinger of
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  Speaker 1: a quote? I'll tell you so, Josh Allen said, when
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  Speaker 1: you start getting these fairly big numbers throughout the entire league,
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  Speaker 1: it's weird to say this, but that means he's about
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  Speaker 1: to Everything he said is a is a lie. Before that,
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  Speaker 1: he said, what's five million more gonna do for my
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  Speaker 1: life that I can't already do?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Now, Josh Allen said, I live a pretty good life.
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  Speaker 1: I got a house, I got a car. We're good
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  Speaker 1: close quote. Okay, so quarterback Josh Allen making sure he
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  Speaker 1: let everyone in the media know and the Bill's mafia
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  Speaker 1: that he took a team friendly deal with Buffalo that
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  Speaker 1: is black. So I have in that blank I had
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  Speaker 1: jotted down on my little notes app trophy worthy. Now
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  Speaker 1: I don't watch this award show, but I'm aware of
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  Speaker 1: this award they give out because I think it's one
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  Speaker 1: of the stupidest things out there. So why doesn't Josh
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  Speaker 1: Allen win the sp Award for Profile Encourage That Profile
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  Speaker 1: Encourage award? Josh Allen, if I read that right, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that he said it, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: I took it out of context. Josh Allen was fishing
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  Speaker 1: for compliments. He's fishing for compliments after getting a record
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  Speaker 1: breaking three hundred and thirty million dollar extension. The man
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  Speaker 1: is a living saint. He took a three hundred and
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  Speaker 1: thirty million dollar contract and wants you to know he
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  Speaker 1: could have gotten five million dollars more. Somehow, he's going
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  Speaker 1: to have to make ends meet at fifty million dollars
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  Speaker 1: a year. Heroic, that is heroic. He is the superhero
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  Speaker 1: that we didn't know we needed. Josh auntin selfless, altruistic
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  Speaker 1: class act. Josh Allen unbelievable. Bravo, bravo. All right, now,
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  Speaker 1: last thing elsewhere. We have a new quarterback who's an
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  Speaker 1: old quarterback in a new location. The forty nine ers
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  Speaker 1: have made a move at the quarterback position. In another
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  Speaker 1: sign that they are not trying to compete, the forty
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  Speaker 1: nine ers have agreed to a contract with quarterback Mac Jones.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, former Jaguar and former New England Patriot, the
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  Speaker 1: guy that got Bill Belichick fired Mac Jones. So Mac
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  Speaker 1: Jones gets a two year, seven million dollar contract. The deal,
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  Speaker 1: we're told includes five million guaranteed a maximum value of
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  Speaker 1: eleven million. And we are in the era of the
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  Speaker 1: NFL where that's trump change. So what do you make
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  Speaker 1: of Mac Jones and the fit with the forty nine ers.
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  Speaker 1: So Mac Jones somehow has managed to play in fifty
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  Speaker 1: two games. He has started forty nine of the fifty
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  Speaker 1: two games throughout his four years in the NFL. However,
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  Speaker 1: Mac Jones at this point, if you look at the
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  Speaker 1: chapter of the book that we are in. He is
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  Speaker 1: now a major DOMO. He is a caddy. He is
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  Speaker 1: locked in backup quarterback. However, the scary reality, I know
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  Speaker 1: those guys like Terry in England and Alameda Loo and
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  Speaker 1: the other forty nine are contingent that are fans of
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  Speaker 1: this show, and some of them are good friends, but
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  Speaker 1: they don't want whom in this Mac Jones is a
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  Speaker 1: broken bone, a twisted ankle, a torn ligament away from
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  Speaker 1: being QB one. Rock Purty gets hurt, and Rock purtys no,
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  Speaker 1: no basket of candy, but he gets hurt, and then
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  Speaker 1: you got Mac Jones. Now, Kyle Shanahan had a chance
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  Speaker 1: to draft Mac Jones the Mac four years ago, way
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  Speaker 1: back in twenty twenty one, and he said, no things,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you. And then again there was a
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  Speaker 1: chance to trade for mac Jones. Patriots were gonna get
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  Speaker 1: rid of him, and Kyle Shannon said, we're good, but
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  Speaker 1: here we are so generally speak, if Mac Jones is
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  Speaker 1: playing quarterback for your football team, you're not in a
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  Speaker 1: good place. You're in a deep dark place. If Mac
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  Speaker 1: Jones is playing and I get why you would go
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  Speaker 1: to the forty nine ers. Remember Sam Darnold stopped by there,
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  Speaker 1: didn't really play much, and then he moved on and
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  Speaker 1: eventually got the opportunity. But mac Jones, looking to get
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  Speaker 1: that career renaissance didn't work out in Jacksonville, obviously didn't
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  Speaker 1: work out with the Patriots, get that razzle dazzle back
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  Speaker 1: by hanging out with the forty nine ERDs. The other
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  Speaker 1: problem is the Niners are going to be mediocre at
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  Speaker 1: best here right They're not trying to win. They're breaking
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  Speaker 1: the roster apart. It's a hot mess by the for
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  Speaker 1: the Niners right now in terms of there's more players leaving.
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  Speaker 1: There's a mass exodus than players coming in to the
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  Speaker 1: forty nine ers at this point. And as we mentioned
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  Speaker 1: earlier in the show, it's a big debacle because you're
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  Speaker 1: about to play. You're gonna pay brock Purty a lot
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  Speaker 1: of money. And we know Brock doesn't elevate people around him,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't make players around him better. But if he's around
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  Speaker 1: good players, he'll be fine. But you're getting rid of
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  Speaker 1: those good players, and so you're gonna pay this guy
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  Speaker 1: fifty million dollars a year, whatever it is, and then
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  Speaker 1: you're you're taking away the players around him, and so
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  Speaker 1: he is going to be like an open sore pussing
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  Speaker 1: out goo and everyone's oh my god, I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: they paid this guy. What are they doing? That's what
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna be saying. Mark my words, I'm never wrong
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  Speaker 1: Now back to the talk we go. Bill, Can I
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  Speaker 4: Real fast?
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  Speaker 3: Bill?
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  Speaker 1: No? Now, Bill that it's me Ben. Bill's Bill's gone.
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  Speaker 2: What can I ask you?
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  Speaker 3: Ben?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're gonna ask me? But yeah, Bill's not available.
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  Speaker 1: He's out. He's smoking a cigar right now. Is Bill
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  Speaker 1: gonna come with us to Canada? I don't think so. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think Bill. It's not in the budget. So
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  Speaker 1: I don't think we can take Bill at Canada.
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  Speaker 4: All right, just double checking?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta get a date on that, right, everyone demands.
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  Speaker 2: I told you yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: No? No, I didn't even look at it. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do it. I'm telling you. My days are pretty pretty packed.
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  Speaker 1: But I will. I will get to I will get
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  Speaker 1: to it, I promise. So a foul mouth, a legend
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  Speaker 1: in trouble with the federal federal government kind of we'll
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  Speaker 1: explain what that's all about. We'll take some calls as well,
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  Speaker 1: and the whole deal, a lot of NFL activity, And
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  Speaker 1: we go to the phones right now, and a man
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  Speaker 1: who's always angry. It's in his name, Angry Bill, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Angry Bill.
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  Speaker 2: How's everybody doing? It's just a glorious warning to hear
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  Speaker 2: you people talking and spouting out all this news makes
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  Speaker 2: me so excited at my old age. Ben, how your
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  Speaker 2: how'd your cy Young Award winner? Or a Yankee pitch
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  Speaker 2: you're doing? Tell me, tell me about him, tell me
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  Speaker 2: about the scammies pulled on the Yankees.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a Yankee, I'm not a Yankee fan, but
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  Speaker 1: I think it's actually brilliant. I think it's something you
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  Speaker 1: would do. That's the kind of move you would do.
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  Speaker 1: You would opt in after opting out realizing, hey, maybe
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  Speaker 1: I got a problem with my arm. Let me get
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  Speaker 1: this one hundred and forty four million dollars that's left
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  Speaker 1: on my contract.
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  Speaker 2: What a well, it's unbelievable. The guy's a piece of garbage.
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  Speaker 2: I told you was the piece of garbage for you
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  Speaker 2: wanted him to be a cy Young Award winner.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't vote for the cy Young. He
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  Speaker 1: won the cy Young Award, and Derek Cole is my
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  Speaker 1: favorite Yankee. His lack of hustle that could be his
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  Speaker 1: last moment as a Yankee when he couldn't even bother
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  Speaker 1: to cover first base in the World Series is such.
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  Speaker 2: A perfect first base. He hurt his arm, he was.
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  Speaker 1: He definitely didn't. He definitely didn't his arm covering first
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  Speaker 1: base because he didn't cover first base. He couldn't have
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  Speaker 1: heard his arm covering first base because he didn't cover
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  Speaker 1: first base.
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  Speaker 2: The Yankees are a dumpster fire. They go into the
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  Speaker 2: season they don't know who the third basement is. They
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  Speaker 2: moved the third baseman the second because they didn't know
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  Speaker 2: who their second basement was. They're just complete dumpster fires.
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  Speaker 2: The Yankees are so inept at what they're trying to
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  Speaker 2: do it's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: And yet still win ninety plus games, and they'll be
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  Speaker 1: in the conversation.
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  Speaker 2: You got it wrong this time, Ben, They're going to
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  Speaker 2: be horrible right from the beginning.
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  Speaker 1: They well, they're not going to be horrible.
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  Speaker 2: They'll be where's the where's the pitching? Where where's there?
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  Speaker 2: Where's their hitting? Come?
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  Speaker 1: They just signed a two hundred million dollars Max Freed
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  Speaker 1: as the number one start Radone's fine in the regular season.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't trust him in the pleasant league gets hurt?
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Uh got that.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Yankees or a bunch of a bunch of garbage shoe
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: where wants to become a player?
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Coach?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Oh? Is that right? I thought that was illegal. I
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: don't think you can do that anymore, can't you? I
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: don't think you can't.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Why not? What's what's the player coach? He's going to
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: teach the guy, the young guys how to cover first base.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: To the guys had a hut?
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Guy, the Yankees are I'm telling you they're a joke.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I like your attitude. We haven't even gotten the opening day.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I like that. This is solid. This is nutting New
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Jersey at its finest right here.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: You tell me where their hitting's coming from. Where's your
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: pitching coming from? Thank goodness, they shine this guy Freed.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Thank goodness they shigned this guy.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Well, be careful what you asked for? Who knows? I
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: read a story, you see this, this is oh, this
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: is red meat for angry bill Yankee guy, so I
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: read If I read this right, Max Freed is not
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: going to pitch opening to Yankees open up at home
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: because it would mess up his routine. So he's not
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: available to pitch until game two. They can't adjust the
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: guy's routine so he can pitch on opening day. They
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: got all the spring training and they didn't plan it out,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: so they got to pitch somebody else on the opening,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I'm how stupid is.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: That he listened to me? How nept and how ridiculous
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: this whole franchise is.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Well, it's all a vunerable though. It's not just the Yankees.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: They all do the same thing, the same mindset is
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: all over baseball. The Dodgers do the same thing, and
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: they won the World Series. But it's all ridiculous. He's
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: so stupid.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about being a little bet on the Dodgers.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Let's figure out how many games are gonna win. You
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: put one thousand dollars on game, you'll make a fortune.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. That wouldn't do it.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: You're you're betting Benny and his pennies. Tell us how
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: good and how much money you could make.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Well, you're assuming that everything's gonna go right. I mean,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: there is a world where the Dodgers do not and
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: they're gonna be heavy favorites in every game. So I
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: tried that years ago, betting on big favorites. When when paid,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I'd a I think the statute of limitations up. I
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: had a bookie, and I had every time, like Pedro
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Martinez started for the Red Sox or Randy Johnson, who
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: was a great pitcher at that time. Like, I bet
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: on those guys and I got my my, you know
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: what handed to me because they lost just enough to
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: screw the whole thing up.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: So that's a tendency that happen, doesn't it?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: He does it? Does? I mean? I thought, you know,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: these guys win most of the time, so I'll just
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: bet on him every start, and they lost enough together
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: where it's screwed up my my finances and that. Hey,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: but you get to watch the Hey, you get to
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: see the rotting carcass of Paul Goldschmidt with the Yankees
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: this year, so you get him as well. Congratulations, it's
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: another it's another risual happening.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Roll over again.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, old guy's for the.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: First base and I think they're gonna do fantasticous right.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Good complaint. I'm glad you're okay. We didn't hear from
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: you for a couple days. We thought you were gone,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: but I'm glad you're there.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Hey, listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a quick, quick, quick,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: quick quick story. Ten days out of having a pacemaker
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: put into my part, on Tuesday, I worked twelve hours
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: lugging people back and forth to the TPC twelve hours
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: with a pacemaker in my heart after ten days.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Tough as nails, Ben, that now, and you don't brag
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: about it, all right, thank you, Angry Bill, not at all?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, glad you're a wren. We have
• 22:58
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• 23:01
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• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Tilio, who's in the Sunshine State.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Hello Tillio, Welcome, Hello Tillio. Oh Tilio, O Tilio, O Tilio.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: He must have gone away, Ben, maybe he got blown
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: away in the storm. He was so shocked by that
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Angry Bill phone call. He went away. And that means
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: your favorite caller, Lorrena is in the on deck circle.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Get ready good but it is almost Saint Patti's day.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: We are getting some goodies. I thought it was, Oh,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: who's your favorite? I like the one with the dog? Oh? Andre,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Andre only calls this like the first hour because he
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: walks willis the dog in hour one? Oh? He is
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: my favorite. Don't lie him? Really? Andre? Is your of
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: all the people that call you Andre? Yeah, but you
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: told me off the air. You love hollering James.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hollering James is great too, but Andre is definitely
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: my favorite.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: What about weed Man? Come on guy name?
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, weed Man, He's he's an adventurer man.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Reid Man is fun. Weed Man's a cool dude. Not
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: that you'd want to hang out with him unless he showered,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: but he's a cool guy. You know, why not.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Spare him with lysol? He'll be fine?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's all right. Well I was going
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: to go to Michael Lepericon, but we have somebody using
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: a golden ticket regretting that whole golden ticket. Cats. Let's
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: go back to Florida and the winner of the Inebriated
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Caller of the Year on the Ben Maler Show cashing
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: in one of his golden tickets Jeedhu Flip.
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: I just had to tell the silence from that guy
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: that he just did did not step up from Florida,
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: and I just felt angry. Bill do an entire extended
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: segment on actual Sports. And when I had a newborn
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: whatever collar started and now got that nine year old girl,
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: he was like Jack being I have another I used
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: to go to ticket from a previous bullet amount.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: Of money whipping the game show of the Year winner
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: Manuel and Guardia beating him Me and Coop emotionally, Coop
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: did it. I'd like to give that to micro eight
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: brook On for cutting him off that way. Also, I'd
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: like to eliminate myself from doing it. Ay I Ben,
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: I'm just going to lead to you a pip of
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: all that I asked the questions about it our ship,
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: this show.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: About me, about you.
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: I think it's like Alan I, you needs practice. I'm
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: pretty sure even Grotch is making things up. It's it's
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: just making it. It's making up Twitter you or excusers.
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: I know you don't care about this.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: I realized that I'm saying I'm feeling on it, but uh,
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's work. Are I supposed to be able
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: to be here to give all of us losers the
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: capability to make them feel like we're entertainers? You know,
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: player coach, I deil thing. Let's put player coach entertainers.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: But the A is not even capable to get your
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: transcripts and making me, you know.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Feel pumped up.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Hey c Ai some up at a time call and
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: make it sound.
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: Tumpetent and interesting. What do you got unrolling?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Well, that's impossible I can't. I can't do that AI.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Like we have the public AI and then there's like
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: the private AI which is supposed to like way advanced
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: and all that at p I.
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: This something guy that that just that's just rolling.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I think you've had many p I is following you
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: around over the years. I believe anyway, it's it's like
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: a pin.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: You know, you got the guy like dressing up, do
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: all this in the paint that's trying to you know,
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: get people.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: That's how cops are falling over themselves.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: You know, you don't sound that bad like you sounded
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: worse than this. I think you're okay. I don't know
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: what you're doing right now, but whatever you're doing, you
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: don't sound.
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: It's like I'm trying to frog jump over in tokare
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: Color of the Year and games are Winner of the year.
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: Back to actual Genian Metricks colored Year and just making
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: stuff about Gingian Metwick. That's rocket stands, that's rockety stands.
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: It seems being the smirched you need to be besmirched authentically,
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: not besmirched illegitimate.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: But don't have to go the way.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: There's a genie player. So you know, Nick Saban is
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: the greatest college football coach in the modern times. He's
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: he quit because of Ni l and all that. But
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Nick Saban is in trouble with the federal government. Multiple
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: federal communication complaints of Nick Saban on college game day, Yeah,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: apparently they were. They were chronicled in the media and Alabama,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: where Nick Saban is a godlike figure. And here's the
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: odd thing. I believe I'm correct on this. Now. We
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: are governed by the FCC because we are on the
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: commercial airwaves of radio stations all over the place. And
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: if I f up, I've been told by my bosses
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: that it's conceivable, even though I'm in the safe harbor,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: that we would be responsible for six hundred radio stations
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: being fine because we're on like six hundred stations, so
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: we'd be screwed, right, But cable television is not governed
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: by the FCC, as far as I know, it is
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: not because it's something you have to pay for to
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: get access to. Now, if this happened on like regular
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: over the air TV, it would be different. But Nick Saban,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: according to the story I'm reading here, he said, he
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: said the the word s. I think it might have
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: been shipped. He said, that twice and he used the
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: A word that starts with B. He must be a
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: fan of female dogs once and anyways, person filed a
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: complaint with the FCC because he said the S word
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: and the B word and I can't say that. And
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: he was demanding a million dollar fine or more. That
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: was just one of many complaints that were filed with
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: the FCC. How many of these people are bitter Alabama
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: fans upset that Nick Saban left Alabama? How many of
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: these people are Auburn fans? And how many of these
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: people are just fans of some other random Southeastern Conference
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: school just trying to get back at Nick Saban? Right?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: And I mean there's a thing. There's a bunch of
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: different complaints here, something with the Ohio State during the
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Ohio State Texas game with Desmond Howard and McAfee used
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: inappropriate language at a family event. Oh my god, believable. Anyway,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: it is the Ben Mahlor Show. Good luck to Nick.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I hope he'll I hope he'll be okay. Now we
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: go to Mike the Leprechaun in Boston against my better judgment.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Hello Mike the Leprechaun, Well.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Good morning. I also have two golden tickets. By the way,
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Didn't you That's fine, Okay, Do I have to tell you, Coop?
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Is that how it works? Well?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: How else are we supposed to know? I mean seriously,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: like I mean, I know, I like to say that
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I'm a distant relative of No Stredenis and friend of
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: a friend of nosdam I screwed that. I screwed up
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: the line because of you, Mike. I am a distant
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: relative of Nostra Damas and friend of No Stretenis, although
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if I'm a friend of his anymore.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: He's so upset that I ripped his favorite quarterback Gino Smith,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: and now I've taken a shot at his new favorite quarterback,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Sam Darnold. So all right here, you don what did
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: make the lebriqun win?
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: What?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: What?
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: What?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Benny? Did he win?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: The rookie? Yeah?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: How did you win?
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Rookie?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Call it right? We had the worst year for rookies ever.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: That was the worst last of rookies we've ever had.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: We've got to get you know what. We'll do a
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Newbie night next week. I'll do a Newbie night next
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: week to get new people.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: To get Did you see did you see Lorena on
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: her camel race?
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: Did you see her?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: No?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, Oscar Lorena? Right, you were writing a camera? Right?
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Was that not you? Oh? I thought that was you
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: on Instagram?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: What he what he's saying that Lorena was writing writing
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: a camel. Was she in the Sahara desert while she
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: was doing that?
• 30:54
  Speaker 7: No, it was in some rich stock like a horse rack.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: It was. It was do you ever imo?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Okay? I got okay, I gotta go, thank you. No, Ben,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I haven't ridden the camel in about three years, only
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: three years. I read a kid. I wrote a camel
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: when I was a kid at the like a petting
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: zoo type thing. They had wild Safari.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I wrote a camel.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I sat on top of an elephant. I've done that
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: before when I was a kid. They smell, uh, what else?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: That's about it? They don't have They don't have a draft. Rise.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: It would be fun to sit on a draft and
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: right around. They don't do that though, right not here. No,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: we're allowed, We're not. I bet there's a I bet
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I can Russia. They probably have drafts. You can sit
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: on the back of them and right around on a draft.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I would pay for that.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be that'd be pretty It is gonna
• 31:46
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• 31:52
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• 34:58
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Ben?
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  Speaker 5: No, I still haven't gotten today, but hopefully I'll get there.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I like that you're not in a rush.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: You wanna you wanna let it breathe a little bit.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah. The stadium was recently rehabilitated, so looks should look
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: pretty good.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, very cool? All right? Are you two kids? Hold
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• 35:29
  Speaker 7: Can I propose a drop for the bad jokes that
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: Mike laprecon say.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, boy.
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• 35:55
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• 36:00
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• 36:16
  Speaker 1: to Mike in New Hampshire. I think that's all we
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  Speaker 1: have to differ. Mike in New Hampshire. What's going on? Mike?
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  Speaker 1: Welcome pal? What's up?
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  Speaker 4: Eh?
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  Speaker 1: Look at that? Guys, you got the big horn there,
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  Speaker 1: but wonderful. All right, hold on to say you'll be
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  Speaker 1: one of my judges. All right, three stories. Figure out
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  Speaker 1: which of the three stories isn't true? Separating fiction from fact.
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  Speaker 1: Story number one. If you are a Cleveland Cavalier fan,
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  Speaker 1: you've probably heard the term cavalanche this season. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: you're a big fan of the term two, you'll soon
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  Speaker 1: be able to buy your very own cavalanche merch. The
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  Speaker 1: Calves have submitted paperwork the trademark the term. Got to
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  Speaker 1: cash in on that. And Story number two Otani Manias
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  Speaker 1: baseball season starting soon, and all these teams come up
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  Speaker 1: with these fugazy food items in the stadium to try
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  Speaker 1: to get extra money, and the Dodgers trying to cash
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  Speaker 1: in on the Japanese fan base. The team hoping to
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  Speaker 1: create new fans stadium fair Dodger Stadium. This year they
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  Speaker 1: included among the new Asian Fair Godzilla's shape nuggets and
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  Speaker 1: honor of Otani for the kids and kids at heart.
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  Speaker 1: And I know Coop's excited about that. Story. Number three.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a fan of weed like Coop and Lorena,
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  Speaker 1: or a fan of beat Mode, you may want to
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  Speaker 1: take place in the online auction take part of it
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  Speaker 1: happening at Leland's right. Now up for auction is the
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  Speaker 1: letter sent by the NFL to Marshawn Lynch informing him
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  Speaker 1: that he tested positive for marijuana. The current bit is
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  Speaker 1: three hundred and thirty dollars. The winning bidder will also
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  Speaker 1: receive the Lynch signed you're in test kit. Well, that's exciting,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Leslie. One tour or three Jack to judge
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  Speaker 1: one tour, three Power couple two number two. All right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you about Daniel fort Way. Now, have a good weekend.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, Daniel one, two or three quickly, Daniel, I
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  Speaker 1: want to.
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  Speaker 7: Take the lead, not to conced number three.
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  Speaker 1: Number three, all right, hollering James one, two or three,
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  Speaker 1: James number tree. Oh she's number three now. Milkman Mike
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  Speaker 1: in Colorado, the Milkman, the man in many voices, alright.
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  Speaker 7: Six with Ip it's number three.
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  Speaker 1: All right. And Mike and New Hampshire with that giant horn,
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  Speaker 1: Mike in New Hampshire number okay, all right. Uh well,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have time to review all the stories. The
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  Speaker 1: fake story this week, Leslie and Jack the judge got
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  Speaker 1: it right, that number two story about the Otani nuggets,
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  Speaker 1: the gods ill the shape that was the number two,
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  Speaker 1: number two, number two, Hi Malor