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OUTRO: A Pie For A Cutie Pie · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate, Yeah, man, I discovered something, Mogi.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what about me? All your daggs up your anus.
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  Speaker 4: Know about Kezy? Oh he's got to tell. Ah, he's
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  Speaker 4: got to tell.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean to tell?
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  Speaker 3: Hungover?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? I said to him, how was.
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  Speaker 2: The the Pie Awards last night?
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  Speaker 4: Keezy? And he went, oh, yeah, it was okay?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I noticed when he's massively hungover, that's how
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  Speaker 2: he plays it.
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  Speaker 4: He goes, how was your night, Keezy?
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  Speaker 3: Ah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was okay, I'm a bit tired.
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  Speaker 6: I'm being genuinely serious to Pie Awards last night, and
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  Speaker 6: it could be a symptom of me having gone to
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  Speaker 6: fire of them. I was just like, and also there
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  Speaker 6: was a pillar. I couldn't see the stage the whole night,
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  Speaker 6: and I was like, that wasn't it entertained this year?
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  Speaker 6: It's because I couldn't see anything.
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  Speaker 3: How could you be what? What is the generally in
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  Speaker 3: the other years when you've been able to see that
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  Speaker 3: that has been entertaining.
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  Speaker 6: They have big like performers, and there was a mariachi band.
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  Speaker 6: They just because it was at Mexico themed. But last night, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it was Mexican theme. It was funny because you could
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  Speaker 6: do a direct correlation to that. That's quite relevant to
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  Speaker 6: I was about say, actually you can draw a direct
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  Speaker 6: correlation to the age of the guests and how far
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  Speaker 6: with their Mexican costumes they were willing to go right, well,
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  Speaker 6: the old boys were going pretty houndies on it.
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  Speaker 4: Did they did they say dress up in Mexican garb?
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  Speaker 6: No, they said don't. They said leave your sombreros at home.
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  Speaker 6: But like there'd be some real old airs dudes there
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  Speaker 6: in the full puncho, fake mustache, full like.
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  Speaker 5: Gimmick Mexican thing. It's quite funny yelling stuff like that's right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was good to wear. What was the
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  Speaker 4: Supreme Pie Rungy Order.
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  Speaker 6: There's a bakery that Joe Jury wed Master Joe for
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  Speaker 6: the a SEC used to work out his That bakery
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  Speaker 6: won Supreme Pie first time in the South Island and
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  Speaker 6: it was Sishwan Beef.
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  Speaker 5: So sish one.
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  Speaker 3: Though was she was from the Philippines. The lady there,
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  Speaker 3: I thought she was out Henderson Way. But anyway, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's a mentor and we'll never have it. I would
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  Speaker 3: love to try those piles that win. I want to
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  Speaker 3: know how good they are. Yeah, totally. I'd beg into
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  Speaker 3: a cess swam beef pie.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I've got that right. I don't think
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  Speaker 6: it was a word like that, right, Keezy, A word
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  Speaker 6: like that, please, brother, I spelt similar.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder I think at Google pile Woods Win in
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty four. Yeah, seems like a lot of work. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: in terms of hangover now, Kezy, now that you're sitting
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  Speaker 3: in it and you're on the side of it, is
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  Speaker 3: it worth it?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 6: I'm not actually hungover all right, I'm sweet as I
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  Speaker 6: had over.
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  Speaker 5: I probably had three beers, really five.
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  Speaker 6: Including the two I head here in a glass of
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  Speaker 6: wine and that was pretty much it pretty much a
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  Speaker 6: pie on exit. And I took a pie home and
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  Speaker 6: gave it to my wife at like midnight, and she
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  Speaker 6: was like, first, well, don't wake me up.
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  Speaker 5: Secondly, why are you giving me a pie? It's cold?
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  Speaker 3: Oh God? So you were pursed, so you were esteemed No, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: it was bea So when you went in at midnight,
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  Speaker 3: woke her up with a pie.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, babe, I got your pie and it's cold.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, I got a pie from my favorite
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  Speaker 6: cutie pie and she was like, shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 5: She was already stirring, you know, because I entered the.
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  Speaker 3: House a pie. Right, So you were pissed.
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't pursed.
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  Speaker 6: I was like happy, right, I was just like sort
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  Speaker 6: of floating along with No, I wasn't purst trust me,
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  Speaker 6: I wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: Other people were, oh good.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to name names. But I got up
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  Speaker 2: very early today because I was filming.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what were you shooting?
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  Speaker 5: And you know, I'm just gonna say what it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was over it. That's a big, big, top secret
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  Speaker 3: correlevant to the story.
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  Speaker 5: It's like a big breakfast and it's back.
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  Speaker 6: Right, the whole Lucky Big Show one days from four
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  Speaker 6: on Radio Hurdarchy with the Wacky Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was banging around and you know, because my wife's
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  Speaker 2: still asleep. And and then, for no conceivable reason, I
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  Speaker 2: said to my wife quite loudly, he was sleeping, Sorry, babe,
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  Speaker 2: did I wake you? And she was like, well, you
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  Speaker 2: fucking have now, and I went, sorry, babe, you want
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  Speaker 2: a coffee.
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  Speaker 5: No coffee because you were leaving, right.
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  Speaker 4: No, I was just getting up, getting ready, you know,
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  Speaker 4: get having a share.
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  Speaker 6: But you're about to leave, so you're waking her up.
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  Speaker 6: And then she's just up and you've gone to work.
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  Speaker 3: But that's fine. And then what I mean, I can't
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  Speaker 3: can you like if she gets up and leaves to
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  Speaker 3: go somewhere early. No, it's not like you go back
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  Speaker 3: to sleep, is it. No, it's over for the day,
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  Speaker 3: it is it is. Yeah, you've been doing it for years,
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  Speaker 3: got practice?
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  Speaker 4: I asked her, Really, Wich, I done a level, so
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  Speaker 4: you go back to sleep? And she said, well, no, no,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry about that, babe, didn't mee again a brother?
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  Speaker 5: We have been we have been doing for years.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I've reached your point in our relationship. Now she
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  Speaker 2: leaves me. I just think fair enough. Yeah, so you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: At our house because my job at crowd Go as well.
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  Speaker 6: We started at eleven thirty.
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  Speaker 3: It was years ago. Now it's still banging on a bet.
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  Speaker 6: But I've never had a job that started at like
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  Speaker 6: nine or eight thirty.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, years years And how did you get that job? Actually, Keezy,
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  Speaker 3: what do you mean? What do you mean? What do
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  Speaker 3: I mean. It's a pretty straightforward question.
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  Speaker 6: Hang on, I wasn't intern and I was at Georgia
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  Speaker 6: fem right, And I wasn't going to be continued on
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  Speaker 6: because I.
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  Speaker 3: Was ship right at Georgia. Why what were you doing there?
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  Speaker 6: Promos right, like soast and sizzles and ship and like
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  Speaker 6: picking up stuff and blah and stuff that I would
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  Speaker 6: forget because I'm an idiot and I suck at that stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Attention to detail and really yeah, And then I wasn't
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  Speaker 6: going to basically be continued on there. And then I
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  Speaker 6: saw that one of the reporters at CGW had just left,
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  Speaker 6: so I tracked down the boss guy's email and emailed
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  Speaker 6: him with my CV that I put together and just like,
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  Speaker 6: if you need help, I can start straight away, right,
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  Speaker 6: and I've watched the show for a long time, right,
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  Speaker 6: And he was like, we're under the pump tomorrow coming.
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  Speaker 3: How good is that?
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  Speaker 6: And then that night I had a voice package on
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  Speaker 6: TV that I had made and written holy shit. And
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  Speaker 6: then the day after that he gave me a contract.
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  Speaker 3: So it was it was very much like that was
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  Speaker 3: pretty good, lucky, Yeah, good, but you're only twenty Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I was twenty. Shit, that's awesome. But you ever heard
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  Speaker 3: that story before? Jack, It's a shame you don't ask
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  Speaker 3: more questions of kes He's got a whole life, he's lived,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Jas you always banging on about your sausages in
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  Speaker 6: the flat and Johnny this and Brendan that, and so it.
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  Speaker 4: Was baby Kesy.
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  Speaker 6: It was a little Keysy master adventure. But no, no,
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  Speaker 6: no mustache until twenty nineteen. Wow, twenty twenty COVID MOVID nineteen.
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  Speaker 6: But that's what sort of that's why now I always
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  Speaker 6: hustle for myself. Yeah, is because that's what got me
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  Speaker 6: that job in the first place, and that's what got
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  Speaker 6: a job at Hoduck originally as well.
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  Speaker 5: I'm always just like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I never hustle. I just rely on my talent.
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  Speaker 3: How did you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, But when you're early in the industry, that's why.
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  Speaker 3: You had that sort of two decade sort of quiet spell.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I've worked regularly, I am gonna get I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to publish, get your CV.
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  Speaker 4: CV. You guys will be.
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  Speaker 5: Fucking you don't have a CV.
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  Speaker 2: You go, you go on my agent's website, you go
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  Speaker 2: and look at my fucking jatleography.
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  Speaker 5: A CV right now, if I a CV, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: An actor, so that's gotta be my CVR CV.
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  Speaker 3: They called your credits, I'm saying as an actor, that's
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  Speaker 3: the equivalent thereof right.
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  Speaker 4: It was a very hard working actor, Magie. For many years.
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  Speaker 2: I struggled, of course, but in terms of it's not easy,
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  Speaker 2: but your most.
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  Speaker 4: Actors, I was pretty well regularly.
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  Speaker 3: Mate, you don't need to tell me your fucking.
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  Speaker 6: To tell us again within Jason, why can I think
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  Speaker 6: you're a legend?
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  Speaker 4: Thanks?
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  Speaker 5: Man, We really like.
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  Speaker 3: And just when you talk yourself up, you go down
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  Speaker 3: to pig or two fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 2: Funnily enough, after I finished filming, when I was filming today, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: broken Wood, mystere.
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  Speaker 5: It's the late big breakfast. It's back Jason Lee back together.
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  Speaker 2: And where I part down a little road there there
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  Speaker 2: was a mechanic place. And as I was walking up,
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  Speaker 2: as I was leaving where I had been filming, sure
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  Speaker 2: watched my car, one of the mechanics came down and went,
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  Speaker 2: fuck me, honey Joy.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, I suppose I am a bit of a
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  Speaker 3: legiond that's true.
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  Speaker 5: Such a ship story.
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  Speaker 4: Just it's just my life.
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  Speaker 6: It was like We were walking to the car park
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  Speaker 6: the other day and we were past the table and
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  Speaker 6: this guy goes, oh, Jason, hoyt you legend, and then
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  Speaker 6: Jason nudges me and go see that keezy, that'll be you.
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  Speaker 3: One day.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, you're such a deck chase.
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  Speaker 4: Did I really say that?
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  Speaker 5: You said sorry? You said if you play your cards
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  Speaker 5: right and step with old ho j that'll be you.
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  Speaker 4: If your hut.
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  Speaker 6: Keep sending those emails, do those weekend shifts, fella.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe you wake your wife up at midnight
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  Speaker 2: with the cold pie.
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  Speaker 5: The funny thing was.
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  Speaker 6: The funny thing was I said pie for my cutie pie.
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  Speaker 6: And then so she thought that was funny but also
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  Speaker 6: was grumpy because she'd been working up. And then I
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  Speaker 6: left it in the French for her to take to
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  Speaker 6: work and wrote pie for cutie Pie on it with
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  Speaker 6: a vivid When I was steamed being mothers be funny.
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  Speaker 3: When I was happy. Now you're steamed. No, what is steamed?
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  Speaker 3: Because steams just like you're drunk. That's what fucking steam does.
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  Speaker 3: It's another word for drunk.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like steams that level of when you're just
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  Speaker 5: sort of operating. Sweet airs.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 6: I was steamed, right, I was steamed. And long story short,
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  Speaker 6: I ate the pie today for breakfast?
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  Speaker 3: What kind of so you had a pie for breakfast
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  Speaker 3: but you weren't you weren't drunk last night.
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  Speaker 5: There's a pie. Then I've got an ear for it.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, I worry about your dietsy.
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  Speaker 3: Do you.
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  Speaker 6: Actually I'll switch to the hoody ja diet, cigarettes, darts, coffee.
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  Speaker 5: Not anything, nothing until three and then vogels.
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  Speaker 4: They had a very nice vocals.
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  Speaker 5: Vogels and then a sticky date put in.
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  Speaker 3: And then wake up at three am for another dirt. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And I had some more sabby peas today, some.
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  Speaker 5: Half priced sushi.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: All right, let's sign off.
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