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Malk: Jedi Survivor, The Super Mario Bros. Movie & Wood Milk Ad · Multiple Nerdgasm

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I love the sort of Star Wars games at the moment like the Jedi fall in order
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and then Jedi Survivor problem I don't like is I finished them I bet you never
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thought you'd say the sentence I'm loving the Star Wars video games at the
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moment welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerd
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dir they're finally good again yeah there have been three games that have
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come out in the last few years that I've enjoyed there was Jedi fall andola there
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was the Star Wars X-Wing game yeah and then there was Jedi Survivor yeah
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squadrons yeah squadrons that was one I never played that it looked good but I
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didn't play it it was a good game and it was 60 bucks like it like1 I've heard it
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was a $60 game though yes but that's the thing I liked about it was they knew
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it's a $60 game and released it and they charged $60 for it yeah MH yeah it would
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have been upset if they charged $100 for it when it was a $60 yeah I mean I hear
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you but I mean that's why I wouldn't pay $100 for Skyrim on the switch which is a
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$100 game but I've already bought it for $100 Thrice already yes yes so I waited
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until it was $60 and then I I bought it again yes yeah yeah sometimes it's it's
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you just don't want to pay $100 for a game so you finished fall in order
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already yes yeah oh wow and is it as good as the first one yes I really
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enjoyed it um yeah cuz the first one was excellent dead said excellent I think
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this one improved on something some things I didn't quite like have changed
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some of the things but one of the things the same as this time is lower the
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difficulty I don't understand why they I do that with every single game
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now y well what I would do is I'd sort of up the when I'm just around exploring
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and doing but second I got to a boss fight back down the story mode I don't
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want to spend hours upon hours trying to beat people yeah well I wouldn't I mean
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not to not to harop on about Skyrim for too long but they've got survival mode
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now which they never used to have like why would I turn that on why would I
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ruin a perfectly good game of Skyrim by constantly having to eat and sleep well
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that's how I remember when Fallout 3 came out that they had survival mode
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there and that's how I played it and it was like oh was it New Vegas one of them
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you had to worry about eating and sleeping in your water consumption yeah
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I don't have time for that now no I played through disco alium on nightmare
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mode or whatever it's called just to see how difficult it was um and and it
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doesn't I mean there's no enemies or anything in that game it just makes it
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really difficult to actually play the game you don't find money lying on the
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streets and things are a lot harder to discover and it's probably a thing where
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you actually need to have played the game mult mple times to know what things and
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they yeah yeah yeah you wouldn't do it first off and just go a challenge cuz it
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comes down to lot what clothes you're wearing and things like that doesn't it
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yeah oh yeah yeah if you're wearing the wrong thing while you do karaoke you're
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not going to you're not going to please that crowd you know yeah so yeah that I
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think that's a little bit different the last time I did that I and I really
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nailed the karaoke it was because I was wearing a um a
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mesh like body shirt under a silk Japanese kimono and that was the
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combination and for for audiences who haven't played it clothes actually change your stats
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yes I I I play I didn't play far enough to actually get up to a point where I
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had to change clothes yeah I assume you found at least
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one of your shoes though because there's one in the apartment where you wake up I
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don't remember I I think I got yeah I think I got out of the room where I woke
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up and then stopped there's a lot of you did you did because I watched you I
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watched you on Twitch actually play it and I think I watched you uh I don't
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know if you died smashing into the woman in the wheelchair but you you certainly
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you certainly bumped into her and and caused a stir yeah I did I never died I
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just lost interest in the game which is a shame because it would have been but I
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just want an exploring game like Star Wars I've enjoyed I want an Assassin's
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Creed where I can just an open world wander around do collectibles be jew for
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an Assassin's Creed but before we get off before we move off Star Wars what
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what were the highlights in the in the first one the Highlight for me was when
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you climb up that atat walking through the swamp like that was I can't believe I just said
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atat I'm disgusted you I from from George Lucas's mouth it's pronounced
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atat so I'm going with it um you climb up that AT-AT walking in the swamp and
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that would to me that was like the most star warsy thing that's ever occurred to
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me in my life where there moments like that in the second one there wasn't
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anything quite like that they did introduce a few new things like you
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could ride animals down some of things to get around a bit faster and one of
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the planets you actually use anal to jump a bit higher to get to places it's
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a lot of puzzle stuff and but not difficult
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puzzles what's the name of the the actor that they model that character on oh I
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read an interview with him this week that he's got a strange career and I'm
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sure he's loving every minute of it but as an actor he's he he's got a strange
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career of being the model for um for animated
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Riley monan monan that sounds about right yeah he was saying that he was
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once approached in a men's public bathroom by someone who goes oh I was
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staring at you and trying to recognize where I I've seen you from and I I
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realized um are you the bad kid from Toy
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Story I could see that yeah all right yeah and why are you here we're in a
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men's bathroom yeah suck me
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off maybe that's a code maybe going up to someone in a men's bathroom and
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saying are you the bad boy from Toy Story the second you say someone
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approaches someone in a men's bathroom I automatically think the story's going to
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go and then he asked me to suck him off same I um I used have this mobile phone
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that just had all these funny ring tones on it remember I I just have all of my
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noises off now on my phone but remember we used to like pay for ringtones you
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pay for ringtones and you pay for like message alerts now it's just all silent
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yeah so at one point I spent 99 cents on a sound right cuz I just thought that
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was that was cool um get for that until I walked into the men's room and as I
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was walking up behind someone someone messaged me and all this guy heard from
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the guy walking up behind him was and I was like no this is not
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good could have ended very badly or could have been a very interesting time
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yeah yeah it could have been great I could have uh you know had new great new experiences
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yeah oh we should we do something that we always forget to do oh that's not you
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yeah and that's a very so this is a very rare episode it's very often you only
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get the two of us yeah it's true and it's very rare that you get an acknowled
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M of a missing co-host within the first 10 minutes so I think we're off to a
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good start also another Milestone um I can't believe this but this might be the
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first time ever that my beard is longer than your beard I don't know how your
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beard is growing faster than mine I had a little bit of a head start because I
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didn't shave on the day we shaved our heads listeners luk came down to Sydney
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and we shaved our heads together we shaved each other's heads I suppose yes didn't we um
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and have you are you keeping on shaving yours I've been been keeping mine pretty
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short since then no no mine just hair doesn't grow very fast on the top of the
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head my hair is grown fast most most places some places less than others but
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uh that's all right that's that's fine fine I'm not trying to impress anyone
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I'm trying to I want my beard back I need to stoke my beard yeah it's
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actually my my beard is is irritating me at the moment I'm trying to just resist
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the ears to shave it off because I know I'll just look like a child with no hair
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at all so uh do a link after this put an
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order in and it will help okay I use some I forget what it's called it's a
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beard syrup and it does help when you're getting through that sort of itchy stage
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yeah yeah okay I need it moisturize the skin and okay yeah it doesn't take long
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it only takes a little while but yeah that stage is terrible yeah yeah and not
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I mean like my yours grows from from the out from the outside point of view yours
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grows pretty consistently too you can have a pretty nice short beard with me
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I've got to really let it grow in before it stops looking like I'm a homeless man
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so just to get rid the the patches that are just correct a little bit slower
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yeah yeah I've got essentially a beard comb over so I've got to wait until
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there's really enough there yeah whereas I've got the opposite I'm going for the
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com over from the top of the head that's right yeah yeah well my
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Beard's longer than than it's the first time my Beard's been longer than yours
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but it's definitely not the first time that my hair has been longer than yours
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because you've frequently had long hair I think if I grow mine back I I want to
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grow it in quite considerably though but we'll see see like when you grow your
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hair you get volume like there's height to it yeah I don't think that that is
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true that is true yeah mind you the worst part about my hair welcome to Old
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wel old man gasm the worst part of my hair is right at the back on the crown
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where it kind of just spirals off in all directions so I actually think if I
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started getting a bald spot right on the back there which is classic classic
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men's Bal spot area I actually would be able to do a little bit more with my
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hair than I can currently do because I would get rid of that unwieldy section
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look if you haven't started to get that bold spot yet I think you you you're
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going to be fine for quite some time I reckon too just the front really and to
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be honest it it kind of it went back this far when I was about 25 and then
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just stopped there just stopped yeah mine didn't and also I've got the I've got
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this like patch there's like a little patch at the front of my head and and
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then there's sort of nothing you should grow just that patch
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and gel it yeah just have a little unicorn front yeah yeah do you you
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probably don't but my daughter watches this show called Coco melon and the the
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main character is this little baby called JJ and that's all he has is that
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little that little quiff at the front so that could be a good look for you too no
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no I haven't seen that and I also admit I also didn't get around to watching the
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blue episodes I was meant and Hannah even reminded me this morning and I
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didn't uh I think going to watch the wrong one too if you're going to watch
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only one there's probably better ones than the one that you decided to watch
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with the grandpa really I mean that was an excellent one don't get me wrong but
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there's there's there's there's there's a lot of good ones there's a lot of good
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ones I don't have time they they last for like 5 minutes or something yeah
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they're 7 minutes long actually there's one that's 5 minutes because they
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trimmed it because of peer pressure so I think I mentioned on the podcast about
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two weeks ago new episode they're coming out week to week now on a Sunday and
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there was one that came out called exercise and it starts off Bandit the
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dad walks into the bathroom stands on the scale and goes oh man and then it
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cuts to the title this episode is called exercise and it cuts to the backyard
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where he's exercising right and uh they had a huge negative response from it
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where people saying oh he shouldn't be exercising just because he's overweight
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because apparently that's not a thing anymore um and so now it just starts
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straight when he's just exercising you don't see him actually look at his belly
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and decide that he needs a bit of exercise so this is a thing like yes he
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shouldn't be exing just because he's overweight but that can be the c c for
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it also everyone should exercise including overweight people it's not
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saying overweight people are exempt from exercise no they should everyone should
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exercise even if it's just walking yeah and and and actually that's kind of the
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message of the of the episode is because he thinks he doesn't have time to to
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exercise because he's always playing with his kids and then they and bother
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him while he's trying to exercise and he ends up chasing him around and in doing
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so having more exercise than he would have yeah if he if he not played with
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him right so it's like you know exercise can be anything it's a really positive
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message and also I've never felt quite so seen as when he walks into that
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bathroom looks at the mirror at his belly and goes I better
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exercise but it's a thing like yeah so to me that's sort of showing like yeah
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you don't need to go to the gym to exercise it's not a thing yet there are
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other ways to do it and can be fun yeah people are people are having a real suck
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about stuff lately AR they yeah real suck that's the way of the
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world I say we hold off of one of the things for the Afterparty cuz I'm still
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trying to get my head around it so we're just hinting at something sure for
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people getting upset about stuff and it's got to do with Cleopatra oh sure
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yeah I thought are you talking about cars Hitler or no no Cleopatra sure
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Cleopatra I mean we can talk about something nice if you want we can talk
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about Aubrey Plaza I know you're a big fan of hers we all should be a big fan
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of hers yeah yeah it's hard not to be she seems nice does she I think she
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seems completely unce but that's the appeal no I think that that's an act
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though that's I don't think that's true I think she to me she seems like a nice
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person because even though she's done these like she's sort of a bit scary or
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whatever she's always come from a nice place with other things so
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yeah now I don't actually think I've watched anything that she stars in but
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I've seen her on enough episodes of Kimmel to feel I've got a bit of a feel
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for her so to speak yeah cuz I think her biggest thing has always been like parks
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and wreck yeah and I I missed that I don't know how I missed that cuz I was I
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was into the office and and all of that around that time I just it wasn't on my
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radar and I feel you can't really go back to it unless you've got some
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Nostalgia for it now um no I think it's sent up but I don't know because I've
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I've come from watching it so it's got Nick Offerman in it too right yes CU I'm
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a huge fan of him huge fan and it doesn't have it's not as I don't think
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it's it's not as cringy as he offers okay all right okay okay same format
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though that kind of looking into the camera same but they they sort of lose
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that Doo a bit more like in the office they keep coming back and referring to
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it a bit more whereas this they just they still talk to the camera but they
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don't talk about a documentary or anything that I can remember and they
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don't like end it with here's the documentary yeah you you finally got
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enough footage that we can edit this documentary together yeah yeah remember
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when I was making a documentary on our history of making short films back
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in the 90s that never got done that never got quite finished got some good
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interviews though you you I've worked out the problem go on we set the bar too
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high yeah yeah you the bar the bar no the bar's right but the quality we want
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for the bar is higher than the bar you're right we won't just do it for the
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sake of getting it done yeah yeah but but I think we miss out on some things
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cuz we worry too much about making the quality Triple A think you're right
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actually yeah what we're aiming for yep
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yep damn CU if we because watch some stuff today and I go like this is stuff
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that we used to feel we would have done except but they just time yeah they just
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pump it out yes I watched somebody's YouTube channel the other day I
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mentioned this offline I was watching songs you didn't know were covers and I
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was getting irritated because I knew 90% of them were covers and I I don't know
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why that irritates me like if anything I should have felt really smart and smug
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but I didn't I was just annoyed but the problem is you're not the audience for
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that video no I'm definitely not the audience for it and in fact the thing
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that irritated me the most though was this guy he's sitting at a piano ke
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keyboard he's clearly a musician and he's a handsome young guy he's probably
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25 he's watching somebody else's YouTube list of songs you didn't know are covers
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and he's just commenting on it it's not even original content that's he's just
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responding to someone else's content well when did that become a thing
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essentially that's also what we're doing just without watching their video yeah
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you're right actually yeah okay fair fair like cuz to bring us back we're
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about to talk about auy Plaza on a news article oh yeah yeah true yeah yeah yeah
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thanks to bon.com for this one so what happened so Aubrey Plaza uh is in a
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commercial for milk right so sponsored by the dairy
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commission um to try to get people to stop drinking Artisan milks i. and drink
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real milk and drink real milk yeah and
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um now I don't really give a [ __ ] what
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she does professionally and I don't give a [ __ ] who the milk Lobby puts in their
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ads um I don't drink milk but only because the I la the enzymes to break it
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down and it makes me really sick when I drink it you'd drink milk if you could
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100% I and I love everything milk is made with cheese and ice cream and all
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of that um I have to have soy because my my body is old and and and fragile now
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um but this ad makes fun of people who don't drink cow's milk um and it's a
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fake ad for a fake milk called wood milk and she basically said if it's not from
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a cow it's basically W um and people are
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really offended they're really offended because they think she's making fun of
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him which I guess she is but speaking as one of those people like if if if that's
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what's ruining your day if you wake up in the morning go Audrey Plaza doesn't
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think I'm cool cuz I don't drink cow's milk then you got a pretty good life
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yeah exactly if that's the worst thing that's happened to you today yeah first
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world problems I guess making fun but there there's always been a joke he's
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like how do you milk a uh like how do
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you milk a soy bean yeah yeah like yeah
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I told you didn't I about the um the children's milk product that I made an
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ad for in um Vietnam that later on we were told we legally couldn't call it
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milk milk yes cuz this is just sugar and water yeah first first there was so many changes
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first we were told we couldn't say it contained all the nutrients of milk so
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we had to remove that line then we had to remove in fact not remove re-shoot we
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we had a guy in a in a lab coat and we had to remove that and refilm it with
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just Him in a jacket because although we didn't spec specifically say it we still
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strongly implied he was a doctor or a scientist so we had to make it clear
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that he was neither and then eventually we ended up having to even bring the the
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singer back in and re-record the jingle um because the drink the jingle was what
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milk are you drinking and we had to change it to just what are you drinking
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because we couldn't legally call milk yeah yeah I think it the people getting
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upset about this like think about you shouldn't be calling it like soy milk
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and stuff cuz it's not milk it's a it's a substitute for milk yeah yeah I mean
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to be honest I I think the one I have is called soy drink anyway but I mean you
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don't drink it you just put it in your coffee yeah it's a mixer yeah yeah
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exactly I I think if you're so you're so fragile about the milk that
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you drink that somebody saying that your milk isn't real milk and then you
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getting genuinely angry about it as you say then maybe maybe you need to have
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thicker skin yeah well not just thicker tick just maybe re-evaluate your life
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youve like your priorities yeah yeah not fair that's the number one thing that
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you're upset about then yeah that's a good thing if that's the worst thing in
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your life yeah I mean I don't want a victim blame of course if people people
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feel that they're being misrepresented in in media and advertising and
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television I I guess you know power to him for complaining about Bluey fat
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shaming and ay Plaza milk shaming but uh um if if if you're attracted to um to
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miss Plaza you should give this give this out a watch though she's um you
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know she's looking good just looking good it's getting wood chips poured all
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over her face I don't think there's any other way she can
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look no I don't know it's just I don't know she's fun in a weird way I have a
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feeling she'd keep you on your toes she'd keep you interested you wouldn't
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break up with her you just dat her until she eventually broke up with you she got
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Bor until she got bored of you when she moved on yeah I mean that's generally
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speaking that's been my my dating history anyway but uh I think
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specifically willry I I don't know who she dates in hollyood but I I imagine
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she's had a fair share of the Hollywood gents andard she she's dating someone that
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goes to work 9 to5 and yeah yeah yeah oh she's certainly not dating anyone who
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works from home in their pajamas that's for sure so I'm probably not on the short list
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no um somebody else who goes uh on a lot of dates with a lot of Hollywood
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gentleman um is Taylor Swift now I don't know a whole lot about Taylor Swift
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other than the thing I know about it is if you date her and then break up with
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her you're going to get an album written yeah that's right yeah and also um if
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you smack her on the bum you will get sued but it's only for $1 so if you're
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willing to do that smack I thought it was a pinch yeah no no fair enough I
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shouldn't I shouldn't play that down actually I think it more a grab a cup an
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up skirting too he was coping a feel yeah yeah yeah true a $1 feel yeah well
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the thing is that was just yeah that I don't think she was charging a dollar I think no
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proving a point no no no for sure for sure yeah no and and I don't want to
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make fun of that kind of thing she obviously felt you know that you do see it when
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you go to conventions that people do even though they're pay for photo they
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do feel they're sort of entitled a bit more to than what or do that conventions
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like when people are just getting a photo of a cosplayer and it's I'm now basically grow
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yeah no yeah yeah you're wearing silver tights you must want my hand on your bum
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yeah yeah people are the wor but what's Taylor Swift doing um well she's just um
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she's just doing a concert as as she has want to do as a well that's how they
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touring musician yeah correct yeah as far as I know um and uh she was down in
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Florida and um we should have a jingle for Florida news really I mean every
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week we're talking about sh goes down in Florida yeah America's Wang
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um uh spotlights above the concert because that's kind of you know how pop
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pop and rock stars do their lighting setup um
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forever calls to the cops from local Florida residence who um reporting UFOs
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not joking reports of UFOs from the spotlights of Taylor Swift
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concert they didn't maybe take a bit more of a look and just go oh it's a
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light straight to UFO no no yeah straight to UFO and then straight to the
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police now leaving aside the fact what are the cops going to do I'm no I'm
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saying this is a good thing that they called the cops CU it is Florida what
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they could have done was seen the UFOs and then just started shooting at them
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yeah true true yeah we had a neighbor once when we lived uh in New Town who came to us in
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the middle of the night banging on our door saying there's a UFO outside we
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need to drive up into the hills and hide um and we went out onto the balcony and
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we're like I think that's a blimp dude I think that's a that's a blimp and
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they're they're okay um also with the drive up to the hills and hide I'm sorry
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is this an alien invasion and we're going to be wiped out take me out to
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begin with like same as I said for any apocalypse I want to be in the first
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wave I don't want go to the mountains and try and learn to farm yeah yeah
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that's right not only that but there's I if if aliens are smart enough to come light years
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through far off galaxies to to find our Earth you're not going to check the
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woods but even if they couldn't like I'm not even going to have Google to what
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crop rotations are oh yeah we'll be dead anyway we might as well be dead from a
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laser blast and of starvation three days later yeah true dis Tre which will somehow
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happen yeah or somehow we'll have starvation and dentry
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yes oh um okay so I'm looking at one of the videos
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so so on the video TI it is I could sort of see why they UF it's it's a light
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shining off the cloud and it sort of does look like could possibly look
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like an object through the clouds but it's a stretch yeah I'm looking at this one too
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and yeah I mean that looks cool and mysterious and if you were standing next
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to me and we saw this I'd say hey doesn't that look like a UFO and you
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might go yeah it totally does and then we just get on with our lives what we
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wouldn't do is run for the phone to call the police in a
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panic yes oh God yep so no we're going to have
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to work out something for Florida cuz yeah very easily we could just come up
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with a story from Florida each week a special breed down there
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I've only been there once and I enjoyed it but that's because I went to
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Disneyland Universal Studios and TJ [Music]
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Fridays so I don't think I really went to Florida I love
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it it's a great it's a great I don't know what it is about it it's the place
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it's the last place I had a great steak oh really yeah I was in Melbourne
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the one in Melbourne I think is now sh but was the last place I've been to that
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I it's a a memorable St AK that just came out perfectly
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cooked there there is a TGI Fridays near me but it is not no it is fine but it's
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not memorable yeah no I remember because we went there when Matt and Jenner were
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over and we went there it was it wasn't bad it was nice but yeah absolutely fine
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but I'm not remembering mistaking St to water at the
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mouth so look I'm we're on the New York
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Post for uh for this article and um I know it's not the most reputable of of
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new sources um but I did see this I did see this in the sidebar and I I do feel
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I mean maybe we'll have to play the sex toy news jingle uh here but um the
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leading um adult adult toy manufacturer in Britain has said that the um the top
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three requests for look like sex dolls are for Megan Mar Kate Middleton and
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Princess Diana oh m I I sort of understand sort of the first
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two the third one's the one where I'm a bit yeah yeah I think it's a bit wrong
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to yeah it's Rong to ask for a sex doll of anyone who doesn't consider getting
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one made but when you're starting to go down the already dead yeah I mean where
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does that stop could you get one of uh could you get a a sex doll of Marilyn
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Monroe is that weird I I think it still would be yeah yeah I mean she certainly
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hasn't consented to it has she exactly she hasn't commissioned it yeah yeah I
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can I can also see Megan Mel above Kate Middleton and this could just be my
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Prejudice but I feel she's kind of put herself out there as a sex symbol in one
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way or another again if she hasn't consent to it it's still wrong no no I
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think she was but then she's rolled that back okay yeah so in suits she was yes
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sure and then they got married and then remember we're not allowed to talk or
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look at them cuz they don't want to be special anymore that's right yeah leave us
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alone um I still need to see that South Park episode cuz yeah I haven't seen it
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either I've just seen that clip and it just sounds so accurate because like
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yeah he went on he went on and televised uh an interview with his psychiatrist to
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sit down and talk about something like that is not you trying to get away from
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that life his book came out during that time too yeah I know cuz I bought it for my
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wife so she could find out just how much he doesn't want to be looked at and
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listened to yeah I I don't understand it when I was a kid just to swing this back
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when I was a kid in the 80s I thought Princess Diana was the most beautiful
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woman in the world but I wasn't sexually attracted to her I just thought she was
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the absolute epitome of like class you know she always had perfect hair
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perfect perfectly and then she was also doing a lot of charity work and that's
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the that you would have seen of her that's right and it was the ' 80s too I
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mean her look is certainly dated and we don't have a modern version of her to
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compare to but if you had asked me at age five or six like who the most
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beautiful woman in the world I would have said Lady Diana for sure um but I
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don't yeah of course five it's it's yeah
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that's right yeah yeah but I I can't
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imagine I mean I I can't IM imagine fantasizing about her let alone spending
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the money to get a a sex doll made to look like a Megan mle I I don't know in
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my imagination I can I can see that happening I can see me being at a low
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enough point that I'm like [ __ ] it look now now I'm really hoping that that this
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is just request are getting I'm pretty sure they're not making them they are
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correct yeah so they're they're actually saying that they they have a essentially
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a line of decency and taste that they won't cross and um and the Royals are on
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that on that well I think just any they can have requests of like a certain
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style but not a make it look like this like person like a like blonde blue eyes
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small yeah I I think sending in a picture of your ex and saying can you
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make this is is creepy no matter how you spin it yes yeah unless these aren't as
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expensive as I thought they'd be did like six used to be up like the six to
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like 8,000 one grand 1,000
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bucks wow oh oh you can rent them what
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$750 for a 3-day play
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oh there is no amount of cleaning you
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know oh my God
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yeah oh that's all right we need to move on to something else cuz I think even
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our listeners will be disgusted by that I also like how they say these are
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incredibly long like but I'm I'm looking at these pictures here and they're
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really not so you're not you're not missing out okay yeah move on I feeling I'm
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feeling a little creeped out now yeah
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yeah um I watched some movies this week right um I know you've seen one I'm GNA
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ask if you've seen the other and if you haven't I'm G to recommend it Stripes is
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a great movie same era same era so a couple of weeks ago we were talking
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about war games I can't remember why I think we might have just been talking
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about modems and we got onto the topic of War
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Games possibly yep don't ask me remember but I decided to uh to rewatch it this
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week and then I decided to also watch some other films in a little curated
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Film Festival the genre of which I can
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only describe as cold war movies for
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kids which is a genre exclusive to the80s right where you could have
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adventure movies for kids about the Cold War yep and and these are these are
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pretty hardcore like war games um in the first scene uh a young Michael Madson
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pulls a gun on on his commanding officer cuz he won't turn the key and set off
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the nuke um and they don't know it's a it's a training drill they think it's
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the real thing and he can't bring himself to do it which is why they
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decide to automate it with computers except they don't when Matthew brck
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accidentally hacks inck toe yeah that's right um this is a great move
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there is some bad computer science in it but it's certainly not bad enough to
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ruin the movie look and and unfortunately with Compu movies about
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computers there has to be bad science because the real science is very boring
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oh yeah and especially in this era home computers are very new most of these
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computers are just mainframes in this movie and there is nothing interesting
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about looking at a main frame no they don't have monitors you know like
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there's not even and at one point he turns on in his his got like a text to
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voice device in his room that I question for for this for the early 80s that just
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says everything that comes out on screen perfectly legitably I'm okay fair enough
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but then that becomes the voice of that computer no matter what room they're in
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in what building for the rest of the film so you just have to take that that
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I would say because even when we got like Windows 3.1 you could make it talk
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yeah this is before Windows 3.1 yeah but there was one voice it wasn't like today
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where make it multiple was the voice and to be fair it is that voice it's that
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exact voice you're thinking of so yeah I I give him that I give him that yeah
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um the other movie that I watched this week is called Cloak and Dagger have you
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seen this it's Stars the boy from ET
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right and it is about a little kid who
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loves role playing games video games board games and LPS and he always talks
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about them like they're real life okay and so when he accidentally stumbles
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upon a real government conspiracy No One Believes him because they think it's
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just a game and this is I I watched it as a kid and I haven't watched it this
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is only the second time I ever saw it this week this is the quintessential kids
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action 80s Adventure movie you've got to watch this anyone who likes this genre
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has to watch this and it has some bad science in it but it is absolutely fine
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the only thing that will annoy you that annoyed me part of the conceit is that
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there's secret plans hidden in an Atari cartridge right um
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and and don't ask how it gets on there um he takes it to a hacker who opens up
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the cartridge looks at this additional data that's in the cartridge and goes
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wow a real professional put this data in there so just leave this all aside the
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bit that will annoy you is that everyone refers to it as a
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tape let me see that tape because I think the writers had a cursory
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knowledge of how Video Game Machines worked and how computer games worked and
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they just call this thing a tape the entire at one point a little kid refers
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to it as a cartridge because clearly that kid actually had seen one before
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and knew what it was and he was probably Off Script he was probably I'm not
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saying tape I know what this [ __ ] thing is so there's only one movie that
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I think is like the ultimate like cold war movie and that's Rocky 4 oh [ __ ]
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yeah yeah absolutely which it's just it's just complete propaganda that movie
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especially at the end where it's like Rocky actually wins but then he goes no
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we need to work together and they hug and yeah that's right yeah yeah and that
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would have come out number four would have come out by the later 80s where
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things were kind of getting patched up and they really just were trying to get
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everyone on board it would have been yeah there um that's Dolph lungren 85
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yeah yeah Dolph lungren okay so it's earlier in the 80s I thought still a few
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years before the end of the and Dolph LR is not and I'm just
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looking now I didn't know this off the top of my head he's not actually even
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Russian he is he Sweden he is definitely not Russian but even in the movie they're
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making out like that cuz like Rocky just training like pushing tires and pulling
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cars and stuff but Dolph LR they've got him like they're injecting him with
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stuff and oh interesting and they got state-of-the Arc technology and they're
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pushing him and pushing him yeah yeah as it turned out when that Iron Curtain
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came down we didn't really see a lot of cool technology did we no
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no a lot of smoke and no fire s a lot of hungry people yeah yeah yeah that's
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right yeah God the Rockies I haven't
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seen these for I do want to sit down and watch the Rocky movies again like
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honestly Rocky 4 is probably the one I I don't like because it is just pure
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propaganda it is just which is the one with Apollo is that number three Apollo
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Creed is one and two one and two three and three so okay CU you going remember
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what's the one where they hug on the beach in the end in slow motion I think
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that's two yeah yeah I think that's the one I've seen the most and I think I saw
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that first before even the first Rocky spoilers for the Rocky movies in the
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first movie Rocky fights Apollo but loses that's right first second movie he
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fights Apollo and wins and then the third one apoll Creed fights Mr T and
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gets killed and then Rocky fights Mr T
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right yeah as Mr T or does he have his own character oh he's got his own
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character but he might as well have just been Mr T yeah yeah like there was no reason oh
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yeah even everything he's in cuz nobody Lang Clubber Lang yeah because I
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mean just thinking back to the A Team no one said ba baracas everyone just said
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Mr T T yes what a great what a great icon of
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the 80s though yeah and then and then we went on to that and then we went on to five which
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was a bit more serious I think where it's when he's training play him oh sure
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six yes there was but it was years later and it wasn't called Rocky six it was
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just called Rocky Balboa and it wasn't bad but it was that
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Rocky becomes the mentor and then they they doubled down on that when they
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started doing the Creed I've heard they movies I've seen the first one it's
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excellent uh and I've heard they they get better and there's a third one now
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yeah I heard like I heard people talk about the second one and the second one
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if if swasher was going to get an Academy Award right yeah that was his
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type like best supporting actor Creed 2 was the movie but he's never going to
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get one yeah oh that's funny um the guy who stars is the young Creed he directs
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him now he just directed The Third One um yeah uh We've really got really down
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the rabbit hole but sester Salone he's
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had like a very strange career man I uh
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so I I recently watched a movie of his
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called the Italian Stallion that you may have heard of is that the porn yeah
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although it's really not porn it's uh there's a lot of nudity um but there's
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no there's no sex cuz you know they renamed that movie yeah yeah it was
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originally called it was called the party at whoever is character's names
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was his house and this is his movie yeah and apparent
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apparently he the story goes according to him The Story Goes he he was so down
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on his luck that he had to party at Kitty and studs that's it um he had to
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sell his dog right to get money to eat right so he's living on the streets he
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has to sell his dog someone offers him 200 bucks to come and be in this skin
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flick he does it takes the 200 bucks and goes back and buys his dog back off the
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guy he sold it to so it's quite a sweet story if it's true
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um but yeah so he just it's basically I think they they shot it in an afternoon
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uh it's basically just this kind of studly dude and and his his hot
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girlfriend have a bunch of people over to their house um and all get naked I
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think they instantly changed that to talian sing to go look what who we've
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got but do you know he like he wrote Rocky he wrote movies like he yeah he's
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all his movies yeah yeah well I think part of that too was
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that he was shopping the script around and people were like oh you're great
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script here's some money go away and we'll make it and he's like no no I also
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want a star in this and they're like nah bro
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no I don't know man in the 80s I loved this guy and 90s as well like I even
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like his [ __ ] movies like stop on my mom will shoot was my favorite movie of like
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1991 or whatever like him today yeah yeah same like he's still making good
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movies today and even like his terrible Mo like not like escape
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plan which is human I saw that one Arnold sweger [ __ ] why didn't I watch that is
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that recent that's yeah it's not that long ago it's like in the last 10 years
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yeah okay no I consider that even then they're sort of fun yeah totally I did
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read an article about him recently and he said there's one person he regrets not meeting
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oh who's that um he got a note when he was at an award and from Charlie
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Chaplain what and he goes hey loved whatever movie it was like like to meet
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you sometime and Charlie chap Charlie to W of Salone that's great and then he
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goes oh I've like this plenty of time and then six months later he died but oh
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yeah right okay so chaplain died in like 77 so that would have had to be when
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just when Rocky came out yeah so it must have been Rocky yeah must have been
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Rocky to go hey love this and then yeah
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huh okay skap plan is exactly 10 years old yeah y based on Stephen King's short
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story 1408 this a prison movie yes so he
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plays a person who goes into prisons and is able to escape and then basically
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goes to prison and goes this is how I escape this is how I did it and then
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gets put into a prison that is unescapable and meets sweger and I
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watching as a real prisoner yes oh nice yeah okay I would watch this it's yeah
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it's I just watched it again the other day just cuz it's just a nice it's a
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good movie just to have on in the background while I'm playing the game
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it's a yeah 100% well I'll put that on my list put Cloak and Dagger on your
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list I'm serious this is not just one that you can ignore this is a great
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movie you will love it and also i' I've got to admit I choked up at the end I
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choked up I got teary and I wanted to call my dad like this is just a if if
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you were a boy in the 80s and you had a dad this is this is a movie you'll love
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yeah all right CL go cuz the whole thing is he's he's lost his mom his dad's
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trying his best but his dad just doesn't understand him and and um he's got this
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imaginary friend who's a spy and then eventually he realizes he doesn't need
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the imaginary friend because his dad's the real hero in his life but like not
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in a trite way in a [ __ ] in in a in a
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80s Cold War Adventure movie way
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all right I'm looking into it now yeah can I stream it now that I don't know
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cuz I didn't try available on Apple maybe but sometimes it's hard to know if
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it's available on Apple and stream or you can buy it here I wish they would
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yeah Prim that too yeah I'm already paying for 20 streaming
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services yeah that's right why am I why am I paying for for this one thing and
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it's always something so obscure it's like okay I've just
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happened to want to watch Fiddler on the Roof today why do I have to pay
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$9 um speaking of movies have you seen
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Mario yet I have not and I was I've been
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I'm and iring about this when it first came out I went yeah I'll go see it and
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then I found out it was going to be animated I went why would I go see it
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and then I saw the first mhm laughed a couple of times went I'm
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going to go see this and then ended up on the I can't be bothered cuz it's a
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kid movie yeah yeah look I've heard mixed reviews and well no I haven't I've
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only read bad reviews everyone everyone is saying how how bad this movie is
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however it's the highest grossing video game adaptation of all time now
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which was always going to be because
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this is straight on a kid's movie yeah yeah like a lot of the other adaptations
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they're not designed for yeah yeah so I I I um I listened to one podcast and the
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guy was like look all you people out there ranting about how this isn't a
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good movie because for some reason you thought this was going to be a gritty
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remake A hard-hitting edgy he's like it's not that don't expect it to be that
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but if you've got a son who's 12 and also likes Mario and you liked Mario
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when you were 12 and you don't enjoy this well then you went in with the
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wrong frame of mind yeah so I I'm going to watch it eventually in fact I I saw
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that it was on the torrent and and went to have a look and then realized that
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they they're still very low quality uh Pirates this is going to be on streaming
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very quickly I'll pop it on you don't have to wait long for stuff to hit
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streaming services these for new movies yeah old movies are harder new movies
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within six months normally but one thing that I learned this week
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that answers a lot of questions that we've asked in the past about why Chris
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Pratt doesn't do an accent and of course we've we've discussed how about if you
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if you got Chris Pratt and you've paid the money for Chris Pratt you want him
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to sound Chris Pratt yeah evidently he assumed he was going to do the accent
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and on day one he arrived going okay let's do this and they're like what are
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you doing he's like I'm doing a voice do a Mario and they're like please God
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please never do that again it's Mario yeah it's a me Chris
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aatt and they were like no absolutely not we we do not want you to do that
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he's like you sure I'll start and you know and he he did a couple of the lines
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in it and they're like no please please please do your real voice just do just
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do your voice we hired you not yeah your voice acting skills yeah who else isn't
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it there's other people that oh Charlie
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Day again Seth Rogan um Jack Black
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oh [ __ ] Jack Black's in it yeah we got we got we got to talk about something
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Jack Black's in in a minute too um but we I want go ahead uh yeah I will watch
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this yeah I'm just I'm not going to go to the movies to see it no no I am
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thinking about going to the movies as soon as we finish recording today okay
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oh uh yes uh guardians Guardians which is weird but normally with this is where
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Marvel's really sort of dropped off for me when the used to come out it was like
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first couple of days thought I seen the Advan screening the day before and you
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and I were in America when Guardians 2 came out and we dropped everything and
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went to it and in fact we saw it in 4D but now the Marvel movies I haven't seen
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in you Ant Man I haven't seen neither Guardians which is the one that I'm most
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looking forward to been out for a week still haven't seen it hearing good
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things oh here's one thing I need to talk about people parrots are
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complaining of course they are go on what they complaining about it's got a
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PG13 rating In America which is in Australia it's like an M15 rating yep
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parents are complaining because they're taking their children M go on I see I
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yeah yeah and it's not and it's not for kids and it's not for kids and they're
49:44
going but the other only there was some way they could have known in advance
49:48
they're going well if it was like this it shouldn't be PG you should have made
49:52
it an R because it does deal with like animal cruelty and stuff like this but
49:57
still to me it's probably still a PG but that's the whole thing is like yeah the
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G is for guidance the P is for you parents the whole idea about it is is
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you should really be going first yeah and then you make a decision yes that's
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what that's what that's for it's it's either you as a parent know your kid is
50:19
already mature enough to watch that or you have seen it yourself and have
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deemed it appropriate uh we don't have censorship for this reason is we have
50:30
system who's 10 years old and he got scared about it when it's says yeah not
50:36
for him I mean I the second one was pretty scary too like I think a little
50:41
kid even without any animal cruelty it was still some dark themes with the dad
50:47
yeah I think with this one it goes into like rocket sort of orig story a little
50:51
bit oh [ __ ] think like they took a
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raccoon and experimented injected
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implants yeah it's just sort of it's just a noise to me that yeah people out
51:03
there complaining and so like well no there was a warning you chose to no it's
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fine yeah and now you're upset about it
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maybe pay attention to that and not yeah it's funny too because we always talk
51:17
about how oh kids movies were really hardcore in the 80s they weren't we just
51:22
watched movies that weren't for kids like my favorite movie in the ' 80s was
51:26
robo it was rated a hard it was a hard
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not this recommended restricted no children allowed why he to gets turned
51:36
into RoboCop he has his arms and legs shut off with shotguns the guy that gets
51:42
the toxic waste poured on him starts saying kill me and gets run over [ __ ] it
51:49
was rated R for a reason yes we [ __ ] loved it had everything kids wanted
51:55
Toxic Avenger that was another one I loved do you know hard when when I was
51:59
in hospital and I got my sort of I was able to get like a wish I got a
52:02
television video and I got some mov and I wanted RoboCop Terminator and all this
52:07
stuff there going we can't give you these moves that that's fine they're
52:11
fine for you yeah but that's what I mean your parents knew you they knew what
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youve already seen they knew that you knew the difference between cartoon
52:20
violence and real violence and so they made that decision yes yeah I remember I
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was was working in uh HMV which doesn't
52:29
exist anymore DVD shop when uh they remasted RoboCop the whole thing and
52:36
brought him out in a box set and uh I'd made this stand with them and I was so
52:41
happy that they'd come out and this really old man was like oh these good
52:45
movies and I I was like man these are the best movies they're so good he's
52:48
like for kids and I I loved them when I was a kid mate and then I was
52:52
straightening some shelves and I saw him leave the counter with an armful of
52:56
these um box sets and give me a thumbs up and I was like huh he was like for me
53:02
grandkids I'm oh [ __ ] me I've gotten this guy in trouble
53:09
so and I just I just need to call something out you just said mhm you just
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said h&v was a DVD store I think we go back to it being a
53:18
CD store yeah it was yeah yeah it was a CD it was music yes top dog for music
53:25
was the slow and then it became top dog for music and DVDs when they started
53:30
selling just as many DVDs as as CDs and then when people started streaming
53:35
instead they shut down because they couldn't stay open anymore you know um the the um
53:40
sanity which is sort of like the successors to hm those stores finally
53:46
just shut down austral yeah soan STS scattered they're gone the parent
53:52
company of Sanity actually bought out the last few HMS and shut them and and
53:58
merged them with sanity um so as part of me feels glad that they finally they'
54:02
finally gone out of business cuz we that were the reason we all lost our jobs when we were
54:08
20 no that wasn't the reason no it wasn't the only reason it's uh
54:14
technology yeah yeah oh and also but I don't know for some reason JB HiFi can
54:20
still stay in business and they still have CDs somehow yeah but that's that's
54:25
not their that they have them and they're sort of and they're at a good
54:29
price but they're not what keeps them in business they do make money from but it's not the
54:34
business I uh I think there's a gap right in the technology so it went
54:38
straight from buying a CD straight to streaming with nothing in between right
54:45
I I had this idea at the time because our whole thing was in like the very
54:50
late ' 90s mostly the early 2000s was making our own mixed CDs right by
54:56
downloading like Li wire torrenting yes and there was never a legal way to do
55:01
that until like buying songs for dollar from from iTunes but that was much later
55:06
yes I suggested once when I was still working at HMV you should be able to
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pick the songs on the CD you're buying you should be able to just walk in off
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the street and it's instead of $30 for an album it's $30 for 10 songs you can
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pick any [ __ ] 10 songs and we will burn you that CD and you take it away
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and go home there was also a thing that they were looking at doing for the the
55:27
that in that sort of space so it's like remember hiring DVD like the pain of it
55:32
was always returning so even when they got those red boxes that you could be at
55:35
the shops and hire something you had to return they were looking at making this
55:39
degradable DVDs so you get a DVD and it printed out the movie on it and it was
55:45
good for three uses and then right stop working then it would just yeah then you
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don't have to worry about the returning yeah bring it back watch it and I'm done
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that's so funny well remember when Netflix first started it was you had to
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return I still have some DVDs I was me to return say I never signed up Matt did
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you did um so funny yeah I don't think they'll even what what have you got do
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do you remember what you have from them that you've still got a couple of
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Macross DVDs okay yeah yeah that's like I had a I had library books out from the
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war gamble Library when it closed down and I was just like where do I return
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these two now and so I just had this Kelly book in my bookshelf for years i'
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never I don't know where it is I never returned it they never really sent me
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anything they go hey where is it and then they just sort of moved over to
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streaming and then forgot about
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Australia right yeah yes exactly yeah yeah I'm surprised it even came to
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Australia one thing I need to start think I think we need to start thinking
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about as as the world needs to start thinking about is when do we get to a stage where
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people don't have to work and it's
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okay we look at Future Utopias yeah yeah and there just technology that does
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everything and you don't have to work when does how do you how do we
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transition to that yeah yeah agreed okay so I'm I'm I'm going to try not to sound
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like a communist but KL Marx and Engles when they wrote The Communist Manifesto
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their whole thing was not that everyone works all the time but that everyone
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takes on part of the work so that half the time we can just relax like that
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there are actually you know there's unemployment and those all that stuff so
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what it should be doing rather than some people have full-time jobs and some
57:37
people are unemployed it should be everyone gets paid the same and everyone
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only works three-day weeks and you job share everyone job
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shares essentially and so that that makes that would unfortunately that
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would have something that could have work made sense back then when
57:54
everything yeah Industrial Revolution era yeah yeah now that doesn't work
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because you can't have Joe Blow oh this week you're going to be in it working on
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this new program doing that yeah yeah I I think you still you still need to
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specialize to a point it was you know yeah like Utopia where where's the
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transition and who gets their transition first yeah true I think the rich are
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already there um do you think that will transition around the time we all have
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to start wearing the same thing as well because any I see the future everyone's
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got the onesie you know when so easy you
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don't and your color onesie is based on your class or like it's you don't even
58:38
have to think about what color to wear this is it and that'll hurt you more
58:41
than anyone else cuz you'll be like can I get like a Tartan one and can I have
58:45
one leg a different color to the other I'd actually probably be okay with it
58:49
I'll be the first one to adopt it and and so you got to worry about that it's
58:53
going to be based off me oh to tell you this and I'm going to tell you this
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without giving any details not not that there's anything uh anything classified
59:03
or questionable in this but um you know when you see signs and you're like
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someone did something dumb so that sign has to be there like the whole cruise
59:10
control Hot Coffee that type of Stu exactly right exactly someone hurt
59:15
themselves or did the wrong thing and now there has to be a sign there that
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says don't do that so I I was involved in a certain uh thing that happened an
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incident I wasn't involved in the incident but I I'm the I do all the graphic design
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where I work so I now had to add in to the style guide for the agency that I
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work in no occult symbols or imagery depicting
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witchcraft is allowed because someone made a
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presentation Deck with occult symbols
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and uh and and an overall theme of of Witchcraft um so was that they just
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picked a s that happen the match this
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was a choice for so um it started off in
1:00:04
a good place I I think that the talk they were giving or something was called
1:00:08
The Magic of medicine or something like that right and so somebody some Rogue
1:00:13
designer went oh I'll make this a bit magicky who's magic oh it could be be
1:00:18
Harry potterish like what is Harry okay dark arts all right Wizardry okay I'm
1:00:22
Googling like okay what are these old symbols okay these look all these look
1:00:26
like they something they might be in Harry Potter or I'll put I'll just put
1:00:29
this uh Pentacle here on the cover of this uh see just just above the
1:00:34
government logo here see starting off with like Harry
1:00:39
Potter fine yeah yeah then you went the
1:00:44
next step and this is the problem people always escalate yeah yeah so so I
1:00:50
actually had a had a ticket lodged this week that I had to go
1:00:55
in and change the bylaws to say no ult
1:01:00
imagery and people in the future are going to be like du why is this here
1:01:04
it's there because somebody did it it's there because somebody tried to put a
1:01:07
cult imagery any water you see is for something stupid because someone's done
1:01:12
it yeah it's always the case yeah speaking of stupid things people are
1:01:18
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