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OUTRO: Another filthy pod · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: You're hih there keazy here just a warning, just a
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  Speaker 1: warning that Moggi, just the warning that this is a disclaimer.
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  Speaker 1: The disclaimer ahead of this week's episode of the podcast
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  Speaker 1: outro becomes pretty apparent pretty quick. Why just with little
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  Speaker 1: just with little kids in that. Just maybe don't play
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  Speaker 1: it out loud to little kids.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, some enjoy.
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  Speaker 3: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Get up even closer.
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  Speaker 3: On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: For raw Doggys for to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 4: And you are mad bastards for loving it. Someone left
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  Speaker 4: a I think it was Kate, very kindly left Easter eggs.
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  Speaker 2: Because she knew you'd fire up and you did.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: First thing I've eaten today.
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  Speaker 2: Except for all of that ass i ate some.
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  Speaker 4: Ask don't you worry about that you did it? How
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  Speaker 4: much do you want to?
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  Speaker 3: Bit keezy?
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  Speaker 2: Here's a horn still going eight to nines? Really? Oh yeah, horniness?
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  Speaker 1: You eating messes? Okay, disclaimer now just realized.
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  Speaker 4: Just this is coming from a man. Remember Murgi he
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  Speaker 4: lost fifteen hundred bucks on his last bit. Yeah, this guy,
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  Speaker 4: that guy you want to you want to bit twenty bucks?
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  Speaker 3: Casey. Yes, I've got pecks to prove that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: It's worth playing twenty bucks to see the peck.
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  Speaker 1: You took selfies while you were eating some mare bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: Man, Yeah that's pretty good. Actually, you like that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like marshmallow eggs.
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  Speaker 3: I don't mind them.
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  Speaker 1: What do you try this one?
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  Speaker 3: I quite like the ones that ooze as well? What
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  Speaker 3: like him? I don't know what you like?
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  Speaker 2: A cream egg? Yeah, like a creamy I hate that.
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  Speaker 2: I've always hated cream eggs.
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  Speaker 3: God, you're hard to please, man, I like everything else.
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  Speaker 3: Do you like the marshmallow ones?
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  Speaker 2: I love the marshmallow.
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  Speaker 3: What about the ones that are just like casing, just hollow?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I guess like chocolate?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you know what the best one?
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  Speaker 3: But you don't like chocolate that oozes?
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  Speaker 2: I don't like well, I don't know what that ship is.
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  Speaker 1: It's just sugar man, man.
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  Speaker 2: Sugar man.
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  Speaker 3: It's just sugar man syrup some description.
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  Speaker 1: The problem with the cream egg is it is yummy,
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  Speaker 1: but it's too big and it's too much filling. It's
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  Speaker 1: fucking intense, it's gross. It was food for children.
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  Speaker 4: You're right, I don't like cream eggs either. You're hard
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  Speaker 4: to please, Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 5: But you eat ass though all day in his ass
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  Speaker 5: as well. I mean, nas, please eat nas.
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  Speaker 4: I think I might fick girl, you know what, I think.
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  Speaker 4: I think I might be celibate for a while longer.
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  Speaker 4: You mean, I think I might be celibate for a while, fellows.
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  Speaker 1: Your wife will be stoked.
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  Speaker 3: You know. Let's say a month.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't a birthday or something.
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  Speaker 3: Let's give it a month.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a celibate, that's tandy. It standing, and it's
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  Speaker 1: not far from standing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the opposite of whatever that.
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  Speaker 3: Is always to the front. You too, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: far out.
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  Speaker 1: So why are you going to be celibate?
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  Speaker 2: What's this?
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  Speaker 1: Because you've already deprived yourself of everything you like.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's just a good way to, you know, get
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  Speaker 3: energy into your body. You don't want to.
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  Speaker 1: Be nervous, horny energy. That's that's what we're walking in
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  Speaker 1: here every day. Fucking When is the last time you
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  Speaker 1: had an unbidden erection? You just good morning?
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  Speaker 2: Unbidden? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Well you mean I mean I woke up.
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  Speaker 2: With one but in your mouth?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Who was it?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it's something that plagues me some mornings, you know,
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  Speaker 4: and I have to pull the blood again.
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  Speaker 2: Grew up.
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  Speaker 3: It's the downside of Yeah, I'm having a massive fus No,
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  Speaker 3: you're a good man.
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  Speaker 4: I was just thinking about mates over an island listening
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  Speaker 4: to this.
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  Speaker 1: But we can't pitch your people on the other side
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  Speaker 1: of the world listening to this.
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  Speaker 4: That's going to hate really understandably, I apologize really yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Personally.
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  Speaker 1: Idea literally started it by saying you're eating as.
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  Speaker 3: Did I say that? Specifically? You said it, and then
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  Speaker 3: I said I did.
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  Speaker 2: Do you both a couple of shockers, I can tell
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  Speaker 2: you that, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Jason, definitely not.
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  Speaker 4: Usually it's Mogi that leads off the sort of ship
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  Speaker 4: the whole.
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  Speaker 1: Racky Big Show week days from four on radio Hurraarchy.
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  Speaker 2: They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Now let's have a nice clean.
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  Speaker 3: Up here feels.
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  Speaker 2: How was your day, CAPPI.
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  Speaker 1: Not today today fields My day was annoying. We can
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  Speaker 1: tell you're like A had an annoying day mood.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you came in here a bit snippy.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't snippy.
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  Speaker 1: Just quickly, just to paint a picture for the audience.
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  Speaker 1: There's a big Easter egg on the table out there.
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  Speaker 1: Jace came in immediately started opening it.
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  Speaker 2: In a box. Huge. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Jace immediately started opening it and I said, no, I
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  Speaker 1: don't open it. That's for Bricky. They're going to treat
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing tomorrow. Content Toddy started stressing out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then Jace because he just walks in entitled to
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  Speaker 1: any food he sees, and then he got a bit
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  Speaker 1: snippy about that and was like, where's our chocolate?
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  Speaker 2: That's right, one of the.
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  Speaker 4: One of the advantages I have if I'm feeling a
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  Speaker 4: bit edge of tato and feeling a bit, you know, grumpy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do get to walk to work, and that's
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  Speaker 3: a good thing.
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  Speaker 4: It does work, because it's amazing how when you walk
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  Speaker 4: you just clear your head.
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  Speaker 2: Out a bit. Did you drive today?
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  Speaker 4: No? Actually, on that I need to move my car.
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  Speaker 4: I've realized it's been I haven't moved it for a days.
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  Speaker 2: Well, a few days or longer than that, a few days.
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  Speaker 1: In the work car back wise, that I just feel
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  Speaker 1: like it needs to go around the block.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to.
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  Speaker 2: Give it a run.
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  Speaker 4: That they might well, I gave it a run on
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  Speaker 4: the weekend, but I just that they might.
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  Speaker 2: Go, whose car is this, dude, it's your car park?
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  Speaker 1: True?
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  Speaker 3: Fuck?
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  Speaker 5: Then man, you know you're you're sweet. You just need
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  Speaker 5: to run the battery, babe. Yeah, man, babe, Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 5: a good egg to hod are.
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  Speaker 1: A good egg hood no matter what everyone says, you're.
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  Speaker 2: You're sucking at hard on the mic.
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  Speaker 1: Have you guys easter plans?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 5: Well, mom my Mum's here, so that'll be good. And
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  Speaker 5: I've been reminded that I'm going to need to do
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  Speaker 5: an egg shop tomorrow for my daughter. My wife puts
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  Speaker 5: on a pretty amazing We don't buy a mini and
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  Speaker 5: then we just get little ones because he end up
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  Speaker 5: with a million eggs.
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  Speaker 2: Who's eating them? I don't think so, No, that's so
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  Speaker 2: many two eggs.
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  Speaker 5: But the wife does a really great egg hunt, the
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  Speaker 5: stuff you never got when you're a kid.
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  Speaker 2: And also, I'm a boy.
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  Speaker 1: Family are big on that ship to like writing clues
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  Speaker 1: and bearing them. Yeah, dude, you just got handed a
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  Speaker 1: fucking handful, you know, him and frozer clue and a
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  Speaker 1: block of ice. They had to like chisel away out
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  Speaker 1: things like that.
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  Speaker 5: And so the missus has been doing that. She does
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  Speaker 5: that and also creates footprints, rabbit footprints that goes all
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  Speaker 5: around to the different spots. So as soon as you
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  Speaker 5: see I measure as having a two year old in
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  Speaker 5: the house. Finally, it's absolutely the cutest thing in the world.
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  Speaker 5: She doesn't hangover. She doesn't hangover. I lie on the couch.
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  Speaker 4: Spike Milligan used to be famous for doing that with
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  Speaker 4: his kids, and he'd write them little booklets as well. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: tiny writing, the tiny writing, which is and I think
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  Speaker 4: it's it's predominantly a wife thing too, because my wife
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  Speaker 4: was like that.
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  Speaker 3: She always put a lot of that.
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  Speaker 2: She cared about the kids and you were hungover.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a nice idea, but my hand's shaking too much.
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  Speaker 4: But re the Easter break, we're having dinner with my
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  Speaker 4: wife's sister and her partner on Satdy.
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  Speaker 2: Them.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really looking forward.
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  Speaker 4: To hanging out with my wife for four days to
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  Speaker 4: be honest, because we kind of been missing each other
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  Speaker 4: a lot, you know, because she's been doing the play
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  Speaker 4: and it's like, I feel.
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  Speaker 1: Like we have wouldn't have been missing you though, right.
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  Speaker 4: No, she she has gutted that it's over and that
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  Speaker 4: she has to come back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good, so she's pumped about it.
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  Speaker 3: But it's also you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, because we went on for about three or four
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  Speaker 4: weeks this play, and she hasn't had the full city.
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  Speaker 4: She has experienced the city and she loves it, but
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  Speaker 4: because she keeps having to go out west again, it
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  Speaker 4: kind of feels like she hadn't left home.
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  Speaker 3: Been a weird way.
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  Speaker 2: So that'll be good.
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  Speaker 1: So you guys are going to spend the entire weekend
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  Speaker 1: just being city slickers?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, doing that?
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  Speaker 2: Do you?
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  Speaker 1: He was do you do you see? Jason? He was
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  Speaker 1: prepared for me to say something really bad and genuinely
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  Speaker 1: just he doesn't know.
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  Speaker 4: I knew what you were gonna say. What and we'll
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  Speaker 4: probably do that as well.
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  Speaker 1: Thought I was gonna say, you're gonna spend the week
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  Speaker 1: in shagging?
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  Speaker 2: Is there what you thought? I was gonna say?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's not what I specifically thought.
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  Speaker 1: You something to do with the disclaimer at the start
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  Speaker 1: of this podcast. Correct, would I say that you little
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  Speaker 1: of me?
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  Speaker 2: Don't you?
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  Speaker 4: You just scat and I will would not be doing that,
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  Speaker 4: by the way, that's disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, but you we shook on it that you
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  Speaker 1: did do that. This morning. You did twenty bucks, twenty hack,
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  Speaker 1: twenty hack man, I get to six pigs as a
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  Speaker 1: bit bit eithern Man get it on this part.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fine, play half price sushi.
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  Speaker 3: Alright, goodbye, you.
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  Speaker 1: Go feel as old, old tidy things up. Hey, listen
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  Speaker 1: to the Big Show four to seven weekdays Radio Hurdaki.
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  Speaker 1: Good listening. I'm just gonna leave the music playing for
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  Speaker 1: a little bit longer, just to really get to that
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  Speaker 1: ten minute mark there and.
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  Speaker 4: There we go.
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  Speaker 2: See you let up.