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New Dirty Little Secret: “The Grandmother With Nine Lives · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Got it off yours to promise you'll feel better. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to the Dirty Little Secret Mikes one on two point nine.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Bailey the Kid, candicelan pants producer Pooh is
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  Speaker 1: here and a chance to see Harry Styles coming up
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  Speaker 1: next after Dirty Little Secret, a trip on us. Make
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  Speaker 1: that happen. Okay, Now, if you have a secret eight
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  Speaker 1: three three seven eight seven one o two nine, Okay, confess.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what it is, just get it off
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  Speaker 1: your chest, big secret, little secret, it doesn't matter. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's a no judgment zone and you got one. What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: So look, I know this is gonna sound terrible, but
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  Speaker 3: you gotta hear me out. Okay, My my grandma has
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  Speaker 3: died three separate times.
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  Speaker 1: Wait what, No, what does that mean? That's what my
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  Speaker 1: job seeing your your grandma has died three times.
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  Speaker 2: Three separate times. God bless your soul.
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  Speaker 1: Well, okay, explain. Yeah, I'm so sad, now go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, but here's the thing. Where I work. The
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  Speaker 3: turnover is insane. I mean I've had at least four
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  Speaker 3: different bosses in the last five years. Okay, so yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so none of them know each other, and none of
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  Speaker 3: them know my family. So every once in a while,
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  Speaker 3: when I really need time off, I pull out the
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  Speaker 3: emergency card and my grandma passed away.
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  Speaker 1: Said yeah, this is so you said. She's died three
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  Speaker 1: times and.
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  Speaker 2: Every several times.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, I mean, but like it, it's
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  Speaker 3: not the biggest secret. A couple of my coworkers know
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  Speaker 3: about it, and I mean they think it's hysterical.
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  Speaker 2: They do, and they're like yeah, and they'll be like, dang,
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  Speaker 2: did your grandma die already?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, but that was under the old management. Grandma.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, I don't know how you keep a straight face.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a that's kind of funny. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But the funniest part is my grandma's actually still alive
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  Speaker 3: and she's totally fine.
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  Speaker 2: Oh she is so good.
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  Speaker 1: She does she know that? Oh she doesn't know she's died.
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  Speaker 2: No zero.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good. By the way, grammy, you've died eight times
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  Speaker 1: at my new job.
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  Speaker 3: So this is where I kind of felt bad about this.
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  Speaker 3: But one time, I you know, I went as far
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  Speaker 3: as posting a sad Facebook post with a picture of her.
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  Speaker 2: So no that I mean, I said, I felt kind
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  Speaker 2: of bad.
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  Speaker 3: One of one of my bosses we were friends on Facebook,
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  Speaker 3: so I kind of wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you had to go all in. Yeah, put
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  Speaker 1: that ice on the cake. Hopefully Granny's not on Facebook
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  Speaker 1: to have a heart attack, literally, like I died.
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  Speaker 3: So that's probably that's probably the most unhinged part about it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, I really don't feel that bad.
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  Speaker 1: That is funny. Oh you don't feel bad?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: Why not? I mean, who cares? It's fine. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a job.
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  Speaker 3: This company that I worked for, they squeeze every ounce
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  Speaker 3: of work out of their people, and you know, I
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  Speaker 3: mean they act like we're all replaceable.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean I try to squeeze as much
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  Speaker 2: time off out of them as I can.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? I mean if Grandma's got to die again,
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  Speaker 1: she's got to die.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but the way things are going, I'm
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  Speaker 3: pretty sure that they're going to fire me anyways at
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  Speaker 3: some point, so that happens. He knows, Grea, she might
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  Speaker 3: have to die fourth time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, get that vacation, give me that bereatment time. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you do. I mean, I I can hear the pain
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  Speaker 1: in your voice, sir, right, Yeah, what is that song?
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  Speaker 1: My granny got hit by a bazooka? We've all lied
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  Speaker 1: to a job before, oh yeah, about to take a
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  Speaker 1: day off, have we not?
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  Speaker 3: Not?
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  Speaker 1: No, you've never said something that didn't happen. Happened, No,
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  Speaker 1: because it's so hard to take off with this job,
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  Speaker 1: like no, somebody just jump in and replace it. And
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  Speaker 1: about the other jobs not necessarily I know who has
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  Speaker 1: not necessarily this job, but other jobs I have. Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Back in the day, I'd never say immediate fan. I
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  Speaker 1: always say my cousin, oh yeah, or distant aim, who's
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  Speaker 1: had a hundred cousins die, what's going on in your family?
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  Speaker 1: Had a motorcycle ri But I've always lied about like
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean car issues before uber, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, or like my dog got loose one time
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  Speaker 1: I said that. Who's gonna say, well, too bad. They're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be like, well, go look for your dog. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was a long time ago, not recent.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So well, sir, thank you very much, and rest in
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  Speaker 1: peace to your grandma.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Look, if you'll ever having a bad week at worked,
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  Speaker 3: just you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, I lay it out so you could play it out.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate it.