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- 0:01You're listening to 66 point 6FF,
- 0:04radio T0H,
- 0:06the flush.
- 0:13Well hey everybody. It's Mig Joe T and
- 0:14kill you're listening to another thrilling episode of
- 0:16v toilet of Hell Radio show. I'm joined
- 0:18today, of course, by the Golden boy, the
- 0:21365
- 0:22days of horror or Alex Call Jordan. Jordan,
- 0:25how are you?
- 0:26I'm alright. How are you?
- 0:28I hurt a lot to be honest with
- 0:30you.
- 0:31It was, like, a hundred and 10 degrees
- 0:33outside yesterday, and I decided that that was
- 0:36the most appropriate time to get down on
- 0:38my hands and knees
- 0:39and scrub
- 0:41my porch
- 0:42to remove all the built up grime and
- 0:44dirt.
- 0:46And so putting myself in that distorted position
- 0:48in the extreme heat, not drinking enough water.
- 0:51I feel bad now. It's shocking. I don't
- 0:53know how that happens.
- 0:55Are you gonna start googling. Use a power
- 0:57washer?
- 0:58The thing is, like, that was my initial
- 1:00move. Like, I was like, I'm gonna power
- 1:02wash this but I was like, well, it's
- 1:04a composite material. What if I damage it,
- 1:06Jordan?
- 1:08And no and that the the material. Yeah.
- 1:12The the resale value of that house may
- 1:14drop.
- 1:16Precisely. So instead, I sacrifice my own back,
- 1:18which you know, it's fine. You can grow
- 1:20another 1.
- 1:22And then, in the middle of the Night
- 1:23vomit because of heat sickness. So that was
- 1:25cool.
- 1:28You sound like you're full of his ass
- 1:30too. Right?
- 1:32I stay inside and go outside in the
- 1:34sun and do things.
- 1:38Was it worth it? Was it worth getting
- 1:39sick in the middle of the night and
- 1:41permanently damaging her back. So
- 1:44that here's... It's a little bit shin outside.
- 1:46Oh, here's the thing. I didn't... I looked
- 1:48at the weather, and I didn't see this
- 1:50on the weather yesterday, but as of today,
- 1:52as of right now, it's fucking pouring and
- 1:55no mud is sp all over my deck.
- 1:58So I'm just wasted. It's all...
- 2:01All useless point of doing anything. There's no
- 2:03point... Ain't ain't none of this Matters is
- 2:05what I'm trying to say.
- 2:08It's been it's been a while since since
- 2:10I've talked to you, we we've we've been
- 2:12stacking up episodes due to my erratic work
- 2:15schedule.
- 2:16So
- 2:18I guess,
- 2:19to start things off,
- 2:22how close how close was that?
- 2:2400I
- 2:25see what you're talking about. Yeah.
- 2:29It's it's it was a week it was
- 2:31a week ago and it's already gone. It's
- 2:33not in the news anymore. It's just... It's
- 2:35a thing that happened. Let's move on. No
- 2:37biggie.
- 2:38I mean, like,
- 2:40in any other
- 2:42period of of history, I feel like this
- 2:43would have been the only news story for,
- 2:45like, a year or more. Right?
- 2:48Yep. But no, no time to talk about
- 2:50that. Gotta move on more important things to
- 2:52talk about.
- 2:53Well, it's kinda wild, like,
- 2:55I don't really...
- 2:57You know, I think my first reaction upon
- 2:58seeing that I was like, Damn, You know,
- 3:01lousy lousy shot. You know, it could've could've,
- 3:04easily
- 3:05hitting and pay it there. And apparently, that's
- 3:07the thing that you're not allowed to say,
- 3:09even though I've heard it from hundreds of
- 3:11people.
- 3:13And Have to say that if you're a
- 3:15celebrity
- 3:16in front of hundreds and hundreds of people
- 3:18who all have cameras on their phones filming
- 3:21it. So
- 3:23let's start this out, I guess. Which celebrity
- 3:26are you referring to specifically?
- 3:29That would be 1 Kyle gas of 10.
- 3:32Now,
- 3:33I haven't really kept up with Dine d,
- 3:36but I do recall watching
- 3:40some of their videos
- 3:41and and hearing their first record when I
- 3:43was in high school. Now these guys are
- 3:45sort of a rev. Is that correct?
- 3:49Yes. They a Comedy Act.
- 3:51The...
- 3:52We're on...
- 3:53Mister Show
- 3:55with Bob and Dave and Mh. Various forms.
- 3:57They did some stand up stuff here and
- 3:58there. They got their break in the
- 4:01Believe late nineties early 2 thousands with a
- 4:04very brief mini series on Hbo. I think
- 4:07right 3 episodes. You could watch it right
- 4:09now. To this days, I... When I take
- 4:12a sip of something, I like to say
- 4:13in a British accent makes you sing like
- 4:16raw stew.
- 4:19Very funny series. People should go and watch
- 4:21it and it kind of
- 4:23helped relaunch jack like. He was an actor
- 4:26before that, but it kind of
- 4:28reintroduced him to people and, you know, from
- 4:29there, On became an actual movie star.
- 4:32But, every now and then 10 Steve crops
- 4:34up, I guess, when he wants to take
- 4:36a break from thing or the rolls dry
- 4:38up for a little while, and they put
- 4:40out some music through some videos, b silly
- 4:42go on tour, and then it goes back
- 4:44to acting and I just earlier this year,
- 4:47they went viral.
- 4:50By doing a silly cover of Britney spears
- 4:53on Tiktok. I see.
- 4:55I guess I'd had missed that, do you
- 4:57know what what's selling it was,
- 4:58hit me baby 1 more time. Mh,
- 5:01should have gone for a deeper cut, I
- 5:02think.
- 5:03But people don't know the deeper cuts. That's
- 5:05not how viral things work. That's true. I'm
- 5:07bad at the Internet.
- 5:09Anyway,
- 5:11I
- 5:12I didn't see...
- 5:14I... So
- 5:15it I could be wrong here. I know
- 5:17that they put out a movie, the pick
- 5:18of destiny a few years ago. Right?
- 5:21They have a 15 years ago. Did they
- 5:23have another movie after that?
- 5:26No. Because that 1 did poorly, but there's
- 5:28been discussions of doing something else. Okay. Like,
- 5:31it was released in theaters to, like, no
- 5:32fan fare and like, no advertising. So it
- 5:35just did flop.
- 5:37But anyway, like, all this to be said,
- 5:38like, you know,
- 5:41big,
- 5:42major label,
- 5:43record that did well, big movie, all these
- 5:46things, well known,
- 5:48celebrity
- 5:49vocalist senate it. It's a it's a well
- 5:51known well known entity. Am I wrong there?
- 5:55It's more well known because Jack black's involved
- 5:58than Right. Because of the band itself.
- 6:01Anyway. So
- 6:03I guess, Kyle Gas said something along the
- 6:05lines of, like, wow. That was close. Damn
- 6:08shame. He didn't shoot him in the brain,
- 6:10essentially.
- 6:11Oh, it was... They're playing a show in
- 6:14Australia, and it was his birthday. Mh. And
- 6:16they, like, brought out of cake and said
- 6:17and make a wish and something along lines
- 6:19of, I wish the aim was a little
- 6:21bit better. Right. And it was what the
- 6:23day of or the the next day? Sure.
- 6:28I mean, like, again,
- 6:30the reaction that I had and the reaction
- 6:32of the people that, like, we're talking about
- 6:34it. You know,
- 6:36as I was working with him at the
- 6:37time was like, damn.
- 6:39Damn shame. Really close. Bummer, Maybe an next
- 6:42time,
- 6:43And I feel like that's a that's a
- 6:45normal. That's an okay reaction to have. You
- 6:47don't have to,
- 6:49you know,
- 6:50hope for the best for
- 6:52anybody specifically not, like,
- 6:54politicians anyway.
- 6:56But apparently, that's that ruffled all kinds of
- 6:59feathers, I guess,
- 7:01a lot of performative outrage if you ask
- 7:03me.
- 7:04So
- 7:05was
- 7:06and over action.
- 7:08So,
- 7:09and involved in there was what this is
- 7:11the...
- 7:12They managed to get the prime minister ministry
- 7:14of Australia out of his inner tube and
- 7:16and get him to make a statement there
- 7:17too.
- 7:19I guess he crawled out of 1 of
- 7:21his giant foster cans and condemned it. Yeah.
- 7:24So
- 7:26I guess,
- 7:28immediately following that,
- 7:30this, this, I guess,
- 7:33condemnation.
- 7:34I kept expecting a a work here
- 7:37and that
- 7:39it was a jack lock put out all
- 7:41kinds of statements saying that, like he, you
- 7:43know, dis,
- 7:45such a such an awful sentiment from his
- 7:47band mate and that he would be taking
- 7:49a break from the band effective of immediately
- 7:52except pausing all
- 7:54touring
- 7:56activities and recording and all that stuff, which
- 7:58I kept
- 7:59thinking that that was going to be, like,
- 8:01a joke
- 8:02that it was gonna be, like, no. I'm
- 8:05I'm just kidding, like,
- 8:06kind of a r on, like, quiet... Kyle
- 8:08quit the band or whatever.
- 8:11And it seems like that didn't happen.
- 8:15I don't know. What what did you what
- 8:16did you make of all that?
- 8:19Yeah. So
- 8:20they put out a statement and kinda put
- 8:22out a an apology, which has since been
- 8:25taken down. Right is interesting.
- 8:27He got dropped by his agency,
- 8:30because he does do some acting on the
- 8:32side and some other sorts of things.
- 8:36An over reaction,
- 8:38what over reaction I kind of understand. I
- 8:41understand why Jack Black would do something like
- 8:43that because
- 8:44He is a successful actor. He makes money.
- 8:47This is his business and you don't wanna
- 8:49get wrapped up in something that you didn't
- 8:51have anything to do with, and you know,
- 8:53hurt hurt your chances of doing bowser voices
- 8:57or whatever being mainstream acceptable.
- 9:00So it was an over reaction by him,
- 9:02but I can understand like, why you would
- 9:04wanna do that. And I also think it's
- 9:06an over reaction to the over reaction by
- 9:09just regular people like, being mad about it.
- 9:11It's At the end of the day, it's
- 9:13a business.
- 9:14I guess. What this is what keeps him
- 9:17going. This is why he he he gets
- 9:19to do the fun things he wants to
- 9:21do and makes... Silly sounds with his voices
- 9:23while flap his arms.
- 9:26And, yeah, I can understand that 1 in
- 9:28blow back. I mean,
- 9:30everyone still loves the Dixie chicks. Right? And
- 9:32that was 20 something years ago, and all
- 9:34they did was
- 9:36slightly,
- 9:38complain about George bush the Iraq or. Yeah.
- 9:41They didn't...
- 9:42They didn't knife each other in the back,
- 9:44though.
- 9:44They were all, like, yeah. We're in this...
- 9:46Together. Yeah. Because they they were in it
- 9:48together. And with this situation, they're not because
- 9:51Jack black is the star.
- 9:53That being said, they'll get back together. So
- 9:56I think and do time. I think this
- 9:58is just 1 of those things where it's
- 9:59an over reaction by probably more people involved,
- 10:03like agents and studios,
- 10:05telling them to like, you know, stop doing
- 10:07this, stop touring and get out now.
- 10:09Time will pass. I'm sure we'll get back
- 10:11together and probably play it off, Like, it's
- 10:13a I'll quit the band. Kai was kicked
- 10:15out of the band song. And, Yeah. In
- 10:17a few years, I'm sure it'll be probably
- 10:20forgotten. I It's just... I don't know. I
- 10:22feel like this over reaction is
- 10:24it's it feels quaint, like,
- 10:27people are living in a period. You know,
- 10:2915, 20 years ago, where, like, political violence
- 10:32isn't completely normalized across
- 10:35all of,
- 10:36social life.
- 10:38It's like, yeah. There was an attempt. It's
- 10:41a it's a murder, Trump, it didn't work
- 10:43out, and that made everybody mad across all
- 10:46spectrum. It made the right winger mad because
- 10:48somebody tried to kill him made Meme mad
- 10:50because they didn't get it,
- 10:54So I don't know.
- 10:56It... It's all of this
- 10:59people getting mad about these kinds of things.
- 11:00I know if you've seen online,
- 11:02the the horrible lives of tiktok lady has
- 11:05been
- 11:06do,
- 11:08low level wage workers, you know, people who
- 11:11work at Home Depot or fucking Chipotle or
- 11:13whatever,
- 11:14for saying things like damn. That was really
- 11:16close. What a shame,
- 11:18which again, I feel like it's a pretty
- 11:20inn statement to make, It's a light light
- 11:22lighthearted joke in my mind and publishing
- 11:26all of their shit for her audience of
- 11:28just...
- 11:29Raven bloodthirsty freaks and demanding that their fortune
- 11:33500 companies fire them from their 07:58 dollar
- 11:36an hour position.
- 11:39Which seems,
- 11:41again, I I it's... I don't know who
- 11:44the social media managers are for all of
- 11:46these companies, but, I mean, by now, you
- 11:48should probably
- 11:49not give into the demands of this
- 11:53lady? I don't know. What do what do
- 11:54you think about that 1?
- 11:56All they have to say is we know
- 11:57who we know what her name is we
- 12:00know where she lives. Yeah. No. That's true.
- 12:04She... It's worth noting does not have an
- 12:06employer, so you can't complain to get her
- 12:08fired.
- 12:13Anyway,
- 12:14sticker mule. Are you familiar with them?
- 12:17Unfortunately.
- 12:19So,
- 12:20they,
- 12:21in years fast,
- 12:22if you're a Twitter user, you know, you
- 12:24might know that they do all kinds of
- 12:26promotions on there. They do it. Ton of
- 12:28advertising
- 12:29to convince you to print your
- 12:32band or business or what have used projects
- 12:35stickers through them for
- 12:38cut cut rate prices or whatever.
- 12:41So in the immediate wake of,
- 12:44this little winter kid missing his shot.
- 12:48They sent an imp plea
- 12:51on Twitter for their audience, And then also
- 12:53to the inbox of every person who is
- 12:56on their registered email list, which is insane.
- 12:59And saying that in these trying times, we
- 13:01all need to band together and and love
- 13:03and support and hug and cast donald Trump,
- 13:06which
- 13:07I feel,
- 13:09again, I'm not a business person.
- 13:12I'm a flame out from all of that
- 13:13stuff. I feel like that's a poor business
- 13:16decision.
- 13:17Thoughts there. What do you think?
- 13:20And, luckily, I wasn't subscribed
- 13:22to email so I didn't get any of
- 13:24this
- 13:25So I just said to hear about it.
- 13:27Yeah. Bad business decision. Bad idea.
- 13:30It's a bad idea in general just to
- 13:32go all in.
- 13:34For a political party that has stake its
- 13:37claim on, like, op pressing lots and lots
- 13:40and lots of people and make lives worse
- 13:42just generally speaking and to do it with
- 13:44such a loa sum evil
- 13:46cr of a human being who revel in
- 13:50hurting people
- 13:51that is disliked by a majority of the
- 13:54world. Yeah, It's probably a bad business decision.
- 13:57I mean, I don't know if you've heard
- 13:58though, since the attempt though,
- 14:00he's apparently much more.
- 14:04Yeah. He's according to scene and he's serene.
- 14:07He's a change person for the thousandth time.
- 14:10They've tried to say that. Here comes the
- 14:12pivot any day now. Yeah. He's put on
- 14:14a sorry. He's reciting Harry Krishna.
- 14:20It's it's
- 14:21spreading the word with literature in the airport.
- 14:25No. I just
- 14:27I I don't get it. I don't know
- 14:28why you would do that. And, like, further,
- 14:31so, you know, they sent
- 14:34emails to their entire email list, which, you
- 14:36know, includes
- 14:38a bunch of like, I don't know. Like,
- 14:40lefty,
- 14:42not right wing, bands, like Punk x, metal
- 14:45x, shit like that and
- 14:47and then if you get... I don't know.
- 14:49If you're like me, if you get an
- 14:51unsolicited email in your inbox or a text
- 14:54message to your phone,
- 14:56demanding that you,
- 14:58show some respect to
- 15:01a political figure.
- 15:03My immediate reaction is to tell that person
- 15:05to go fuck himself the face.
- 15:07So I guess that their founder Anthony Ko,
- 15:11italian.
- 15:13Had that in mind as well,
- 15:15the And so he's been collecting these,
- 15:17people that have been getting mad,
- 15:20telling them to eat shit, nazi, etcetera, etcetera.
- 15:25And because he has their information from his
- 15:27database, has been sharing all of that,
- 15:30do it with the lives of Tiktok lady.
- 15:35What do you think about that?
- 15:38We know his name and we have his
- 15:40address too.
- 15:41I feel like this is
- 15:46just setting aside, like, you know,
- 15:49As a
- 15:51completely moral decision.
- 15:54It sets yourself up for incredible backlash, and
- 15:57not just business wise, but with physical force.
- 16:02I don't think he's thought this through.
- 16:04I don't think this was a good idea
- 16:06at all, and I think that he will
- 16:08regret it deeply
- 16:10in the short to medium future.
- 16:14These sent... Should send him a fish wrapped
- 16:16up in sticker mule sticker
- 16:19You smell fish.
- 16:20Some kind of fucking coat.
- 16:22I I feel like
- 16:24this was a bad idea.
- 16:26I... I'm excited to see where this goes
- 16:28next. This is a new
- 16:31a new frontier,
- 16:33and businesses being absolutely outright hostile to their
- 16:37customers
- 16:39in a way that I've never... I've never
- 16:40seen anything like this before.
- 16:43Can you think of, like, any
- 16:45analog to this other than, like, I don't
- 16:46know. Chase bank selling my data to everybody
- 16:49into the sun?
- 16:52I guess there's always Hollywood actors
- 16:54who just go
- 16:56big on Trump or just big on conservatism.
- 16:59And then end up like losing all of
- 17:01their work and have to do those crummy,
- 17:03video on demand,
- 17:05hunter Biden movies or whatever,
- 17:07you're trying to do now.
- 17:09How's is Gina Corona lawsuit against Disney going
- 17:12right now. I think it's coming great.
- 17:15You're, I I mean, there's businesses will always
- 17:19be aggressive towards their customers,
- 17:21probably with not such a
- 17:23political,
- 17:25bend to it or he this to it
- 17:26or at least 1 where it's not like
- 17:28a general consensus,
- 17:31among the population, but, yeah, and we live
- 17:34in great times. It's awesome.
- 17:37So
- 17:38related to this, I have a a headline
- 17:40from Bla mouth,
- 17:42from a couple of days ago.
- 17:45Disturb Dan done again. Quote, when are we
- 17:48gonna come together and just stop this insanity?
- 17:51Never. And, of course, I click this link
- 17:53because I was hoping he was talking about
- 17:55disturb music itself.
- 17:57Unfortunately, no. He was talking about,
- 17:59vague references to,
- 18:01somebody taking a shot at Donald Trump.
- 18:04It's crazy times this week with the assassination
- 18:07attempt, I don't like to get too political,
- 18:10but it's crazy times, and it has been
- 18:12for a number of years now.
- 18:14Used to be a day in age
- 18:15where we would go to the polls and
- 18:17we'd vote for the candidate, we choose and
- 18:19keep that to ourselves.
- 18:21In half the country or nearly half the
- 18:23country wouldn't get the results they want, but
- 18:25you cross your fingers. And you hope for
- 18:27the best because we all want things to
- 18:28thrive, you'll leave a good place for our
- 18:30children, future grandkids and hope for the best.
- 18:33And no matter what party are you vote?
- 18:35This is ridiculous
- 18:36to think that some kind of solution and
- 18:38answer is by trying to take out a
- 18:40former president.
- 18:42Feel like that's a very quaint.
- 18:44Way of describing.
- 18:46The the past, I don't I don't think
- 18:48it's entirely accurate either.
- 18:51Just wanna do a clockwork orange style thing
- 18:53where I'd pry his eyes open and make
- 18:55him watch footage of decades of violence when
- 18:58it comes to voting and political conventions and
- 19:01having people read in graphic detail about political
- 19:04failures being brutally assassinated.
- 19:07You know, people being beaten with sticks trying
- 19:09to vote,
- 19:11various political groups standing outside of polling places
- 19:14with weapons. Yeah. I mean, now it's totally
- 19:17different. Yeah.
- 19:19It's just a such a a hank he'll
- 19:21ass way of looking at the world.
- 19:24Alright, I respected the man tail us shook
- 19:27his hand, and then I knew I could
- 19:28not vote for him
- 19:31looks like people who don't live in the
- 19:34real world. Like, on a daily basis
- 19:37have...
- 19:38Con contracted in their mind,
- 19:40what the past used to be, like, based
- 19:42on television shows. I think that's probably accurate.
- 19:45I think that's
- 19:47the most these folks have engaged with the
- 19:49world outside of themselves to be fair.
- 19:53So, you know, it's it's it's the fifties
- 19:56leave it to Beaver and, you know, the
- 19:58whatever sixties and seventies were wonder year. And
- 20:02then all the 80 sitcom stuff like that's
- 20:04what real life was to them. It was
- 20:07neat little problems that were solved in 30
- 20:09minutes and is you had fun theme song
- 20:11said to it not just like,
- 20:14serious political,
- 20:16upheaval and strife and just social problems
- 20:20and people are literally dying in some cases
- 20:23and it's just like,
- 20:25you you play guitar for the wow band.
- 20:28Yeah. What do you know? How how much
- 20:31do you think a a gallon of milk
- 20:33cost
- 20:35for I do like the gallon milk. I...
- 20:37We... Every time we interview bands, we should
- 20:39ask them how much of a gallon mill
- 20:40cost.
- 20:41I feel like all of our... It can't
- 20:43be more than 20 or 30 dollars Or
- 20:44right?
- 20:45The folks that we typically talk to are
- 20:47like,
- 20:48I only buy soy.
- 20:50Same buddy.
- 20:52The thing is with the gallon and both
- 20:54thing is start nathan not work anymore just
- 20:56because it is starting to become more and
- 20:57more expensive.
- 20:58So
- 20:59don't know if you saw this as well.
- 21:01And, again, I don't know who allow is
- 21:03is allowing this to happen, but, like,
- 21:07I the 2 major,
- 21:09grocery store brands in the country are are
- 21:11merging, like Albert, and was it fucking tom
- 21:14thumb or whatever?
- 21:16Which I don't know if you've ever shopped
- 21:18at these stores, the price has been increased
- 21:20like a thousand fold since the pandemic. So
- 21:23they're joining together to continually blast those milk
- 21:25prices together. So we might be looking at
- 21:27a 20 dollar gallon of milk here in
- 21:29the near future.
- 21:31They don't have those up here. So
- 21:33have experience in mind. But I I think
- 21:35at some point, you're they're gonna run into
- 21:37a problem where people just like, well, I'm
- 21:38not getting milk then. Yeah. And like oh
- 21:40no, no. Please come back. Where slashing prices...
- 21:43Like Target and some of these other box
- 21:45doors are doing because people just stop shop
- 21:47thing there.
- 21:49I.
- 21:50Yeah. Like we we made a mis calculation
- 21:53on the pricing, I bet you did.
- 21:57Anyway,
- 21:58before family here at the
- 22:00Good.
- 22:01Before we leave it, all the political talk
- 22:04today, I did wanna briefly bring up the
- 22:06Rn c if that's okay with you, because
- 22:08it just happened. And it's fresh on everybody's
- 22:10minds. You know, walk down the street. Everybody's
- 22:12like, talking about. Can you can you, you
- 22:14know, you catch that R c coverage and
- 22:16it's like you bet, man. Just like they're
- 22:17talking about, you know, the big game or
- 22:20whatever.
- 22:22You know, big stuff there. They made the
- 22:25the version 2 release of Jd Vance,
- 22:29this time even dew and more pathetic.
- 22:32But notably for us,
- 22:35you got, kid rock performing to what looks
- 22:38to be an audience of about 20 people.
- 22:42Feel like this is the lowest turnout he's
- 22:44ever had for anything he's ever done
- 22:48Did you see the clip of Jd Vance,
- 22:50Bobbing his head to kid rock? Oh, god.
- 22:52I missed that for.
- 22:54It was like, the first time his body
- 22:56had ever hurt of a beat. So instead
- 22:58of us nodding along to it, it was
- 23:00kinda like awkward
- 23:02full body healing.
- 23:04That checks out. I could see him dancing
- 23:06like a Lane.
- 23:08No. I I missed that unfortunately,
- 23:11but I did also catch
- 23:14Trump walking out to hire by creed,
- 23:17which I feel like, that's that's not allowed.
- 23:20That's something that you've taken something sacred and
- 23:22made it profane.
- 23:25That's that's doesn't make doesn't make it feel
- 23:28better that it wasn't actually creed playing it?
- 23:30It it does. And I feel like that's
- 23:32a testament. To
- 23:34cr business savvy because you know that they
- 23:36were pitched on that.
- 23:38And I'm sure that at least 1 member
- 23:39of the band was like, hell yeah brother,
- 23:41but the other ones were like, no
- 23:43we we're in the middle of this comeback
- 23:44tour. We're making money. No. We're not gonna
- 23:47do it. We're not gonna end up, like,
- 23:483 doors down.
- 23:50That is a smart business decision. Yeah.
- 23:54There was a reason that 3 doors down
- 23:56opens up for us and not the other
- 23:57way.
- 24:01Anyway, all silly, all very silly stuff.
- 24:04Nothing serious is is coming out of any
- 24:06of this, but I felt like it's worth
- 24:08worth bringing up
- 24:09just for poster sake before it all, it
- 24:12all moves on.
- 24:14Other things I wanted to get on this
- 24:16week's show. Well, before I do that, there
- 24:18anything you wanted to get all this week's
- 24:19show?
- 24:21It look like it's been weirdly
- 24:23quiet for the past couple of weeks or,
- 24:25like, it's just not worthy enough to talk
- 24:27about.
- 24:27So it it worked out for us that
- 24:29we recorded in advance, but,
- 24:311 article that just kind of fun. I
- 24:33and I use the term article loosely because
- 24:35it really is just a Press release posted
- 24:38non or mouth.
- 24:40Black sabbath, Tony Io announces a second signature
- 24:43cologne D5I
- 24:46did not had 1 pipe. I did not
- 24:48know. I I did not know there was
- 24:50a second. What was wrong with the first
- 24:511?
- 24:53Think the first 1 was so good. They
- 24:54had to create a second 1. Okay. Well,
- 24:57I guess, to I want the signature.
- 25:01Signature. Tony I sent, though. I don't know.
- 25:03I don't wanna also rand signature scent.
- 25:06You know, for all of the labels that,
- 25:08like, want to send us physical copies of
- 25:11Cds and
- 25:13tapes and whatever to review,
- 25:16their bands that we absolutely 100 percent do
- 25:18not want. How about someone tries to send
- 25:20us some cologne
- 25:22through review.
- 25:23Are you a you a big fragrance guy?
- 25:27Not a big 1, but I seem to
- 25:28have collected a bunch over the.
- 25:30Like I have not bought myself, Any? I
- 25:33think possibly ever, but somehow I have, like,
- 25:353 or 4 bottle.
- 25:37I was gifted a bottle of aqua geo,
- 25:40and High school that is still 90 percent
- 25:43of the way full.
- 25:45Yeah. I have I have some from high
- 25:46school don't that.
- 25:48Is it so good? Is it just alcohol
- 25:50now? I don't know. I'll never find out.
- 25:52I don't put... It doesn't go bad. You're
- 25:54not drinking it.
- 25:55Not unless I get desperate, I guess.
- 25:59So how about someone sends us some Tony
- 26:02Cologne to a review.
- 26:04But this press release I just thought it
- 26:06was just kinda funny and
- 26:08worth reading through just because it's just so
- 26:10silly.
- 26:11Please. Flex with Qatar, Tony Ion has announced
- 26:14a new signature cologne, another collaboration with Italian
- 26:18luxury perfume house.
- 26:20And I don't know how this is pronounced.
- 26:22It's XERJ0FF,
- 26:26and I really wanna pronounce it jerk off,
- 26:29jerk off. Yeah. Of course.
- 26:32A combination of forces that play on the
- 26:35pal
- 26:36nature of sound,
- 26:37scent and sensor sequences.
- 26:40Tony Ion d identified is the new Jerk
- 26:43off
- 26:44venture that presents d perfume
- 26:47with a soon to come soundtrack and music
- 26:50video.
- 26:52Created on a duality of leather and spice,
- 26:54D I plays in a loop with no
- 26:57beginning and no end,
- 26:59accompanying the wearer with its omni aura,
- 27:03authentic and warm accents of Saffron
- 27:05made pad and leather facets
- 27:08that dance with a delicate touch of go
- 27:11freshness.
- 27:12Cinnamon
- 27:13ex spicier notes, complemented by gentle rose at
- 27:16the heart. The woody base of Pap and
- 27:19Patch truly leaves the census longing
- 27:22for more in a rhythm exchange of back
- 27:25and forth.
- 27:27Step into a parallel universe where mystery possesses
- 27:30the mind in a dark and decadent experience
- 27:33that cast subliminal shadows on the wearer.
- 27:37The official d soundtrack and music video arrive
- 27:40Friday, July 26 at 4PM bs t for
- 27:43more
- 27:44is it...
- 27:46It's B scene time. Okay. I guess so
- 27:49on Visit WWW dot
- 27:53alpha.
- 27:55Okay. I hope... I
- 27:57And you're you're getting your money's worth with
- 27:59whoever wrote that. I'll give them that.
- 28:02I can hear the...
- 28:04What was the nineties commercial with the jewelry
- 28:06in the shadows?
- 28:08Buck.
- 28:09God.
- 28:10Obsession.
- 28:12Yeah. If that's sort of thing, you need
- 28:13the strings and the intense music plan Yeah.
- 28:16What's going on.
- 28:17I always first signature Cologne arrived in 20
- 28:2021. At the time it was described as
- 28:22the product of a friendship
- 28:23struck up during the pandemic between Naomi and
- 28:26Sergio Momo, claimed per perfume and design a
- 28:30Ja, product well known for its unique and
- 28:32individual creations and the collaborations in the fragrance
- 28:34world. Sergio was also an accomplished guitar, and
- 28:37this fine threat work could be heard on
- 28:39scent dark.
- 28:41Saw only released promote its first cologne.
- 28:45While the realm of high end frequencies,
- 28:47is that a word frequency?
- 28:48I guess so.
- 28:50A and fragrances and va put together. Fragrances
- 28:54and the uncompromising heavy music that I only
- 28:56is known for might not seem to make
- 28:58a viable bed fellows.
- 29:00The guitar interest in fragrances actually stretches as
- 29:03far back to the early days of black
- 29:05sabbath.
- 29:06It's something I've always been interested in. Ever
- 29:08since the early days of products like brute
- 29:10and old spice. Hell, yeah,
- 29:12which I'd always get given for Christmas, remember
- 29:15Tony.
- 29:16Little a little high karate
- 29:19with sex panther there and yeah.
- 29:23With sabbath.
- 29:24I started discovering different sorts of frequencies.
- 29:29Maybe that's how you spell fragrances. I don't
- 29:31know.
- 29:32From other countries and began collecting them on
- 29:34tour. I met Sergio through another friend of
- 29:37mine, Jimmy Crutch, who plays based on scent
- 29:40dark.
- 29:41And Sergio kindly sent me a box of
- 29:42fragrances
- 29:43and asked if I'd be interested in creating
- 29:45my own, which I certainly wasn't expecting last
- 29:48Naomi.
- 29:49Had no idea how that would work, but
- 29:51sergio who suggested that I come up with
- 29:52a list of things I like the smell
- 29:53of, which I did.
- 29:58French fries, gasoline,
- 30:00fresh cut grass.
- 30:02You developed some different samples made up for
- 30:04my suggestions, and I pick the 1 I
- 30:06like. The project move forward from there. First
- 30:08first cologne, Tony brought in the aroma reminiscent
- 30:11of rock in the sixties in seventies, and
- 30:14festivals and gatherings, Amber and Pic picchu.
- 30:18I don't think that's what the the sixes
- 30:19and seventies smells. Smells like syphilis.
- 30:23The final result harmonious characterized the Dark sound
- 30:25of Wyoming original famous 64 monkey special guitar
- 30:29with a spicy and s deduct sense.
- 30:32From the star, Tony has been instrumental on
- 30:34creating his fragrance.
- 30:36I wouldn't put my name to something if
- 30:38I hadn't been involved in and didn't personally
- 30:40like or used. He explained.
- 30:42That's been the same with all the projects
- 30:43I've done from Guitar onwards.
- 30:45This is no different or
- 30:48and on and on and on. I which
- 30:50Rome, he like best when he first started.
- 30:52Working with sergio with Tony said, oh, god.
- 30:56That's how you wanna start off a sentence
- 30:57and explaining something. Oh, god.
- 31:00I think some of them through him because
- 31:02a couple of the samples were horrible.
- 31:04But others are great. I like the smell
- 31:06of when you get in a new car,
- 31:07the leather smell and obviously, coffee and just
- 31:10stuff like that. Patch truly is the main
- 31:12ingredient in this purpose a few, which just
- 31:13goes back to the sixties
- 31:15and do smell patch truly and them days.
- 31:18They use to use it to mass smell,
- 31:19people smoking dope.
- 31:22Perfume,
- 31:23I mean, points for accuracy.
- 31:26I... This all reminds me of,
- 31:29metallic
- 31:30collaboration with whatever the high end cigar maker
- 31:33because James that field likes hanging out with
- 31:35the high end cigar guy.
- 31:38It's like, I I guess once you become
- 31:40a certain level of famous
- 31:42are well known, you get... You you have
- 31:441...
- 31:46Niche hobby that you put way too much
- 31:48time and money into, and then as a
- 31:50reward, they let you have your own of
- 31:52that particular thing.
- 31:54It's like Metallic is m 85
- 31:57Cigar that, you know,
- 31:58pairs as well with
- 32:00your best days being long behind you.
- 32:03Tony Io,
- 32:05fragrance pairs well best with, you know, remembering
- 32:08the the acid flashback days.
- 32:12You know, w c used to have their
- 32:14own Colon cologne? No. I did not know
- 32:16that. Where can I get some?
- 32:19Ebay, you can buy, like, samples. I I
- 32:22don't think you could find bottles unless they're
- 32:24really expensive. But you can buy, like, magazine
- 32:25pull out samples, people actually sell the
- 32:28I feel like jack we do axe body
- 32:30spray really ate the launch of, you know,
- 32:32these low brow
- 32:35fragrances that existed as branded. Branded opportunities to
- 32:38monetize existing companies.
- 32:41Vibe.
- 32:42Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- 32:44Like, otherwise, you could definitely buy dana White,
- 32:47signature, fragrance or whatever,
- 32:49smell like a hand to know how much
- 32:51Tony Ion d cost.
- 32:54How much does it cost?
- 32:56For 50 milliliter. I assume that is bottle.
- 33:00275
- 33:02pounds.
- 33:05And it's mostly pic peculiar. Right?
- 33:09You can go to the... Funny smelling corner
- 33:12of your local dead mall and probably get
- 33:14most of the ingredients for this for far
- 33:16cheaper and make it yourself. Yeah. I think
- 33:18I think you can probably get this for
- 33:20under 5 bucks somewhere around there.
- 33:22And you could probably get a beaded curtain
- 33:25and a grateful dead dancing bear, and a
- 33:28candle shaped like a wizard. There's there's legitimately,
- 33:30like a roster store in my neighborhood. I
- 33:33feel like you just walk in there and,
- 33:34you know, give them 5 bucks walk out,
- 33:36you got whatever you want.
- 33:38Are they actual ras or is it white
- 33:40people... Yes. They they are actual Roster. Like,
- 33:43okay.
- 33:44They they have all the goofy bullshit. On
- 33:46the exterior. I'm like, better not be a
- 33:48bunch of guy's named Jaiden in there, but
- 33:51it's it's Legit. You just... On You just
- 33:54walked in. Like I didn't in babylon too
- 33:56long. Help me out.
- 34:00Yeah.
- 34:01Walk me down, Bob on.
- 34:04Anyway,
- 34:05insane. That I was not... I was
- 34:09into until you got to the 275
- 34:11dollar port. That's not that's not okay.
- 34:16But if you can charge it good on
- 34:17you that's why that's why you're were in
- 34:19this business to
- 34:21create music that people like and then decades
- 34:23and decades later.
- 34:25Just monetize your name to whatever knicks Nick
- 34:28interest you've got, you know,
- 34:31like, you know, you and I, we make
- 34:32us successful band. And then 40 years from
- 34:35now, we sell golf clubs
- 34:37because I assume we'll probably start seeing more
- 34:38of that. I mean,
- 34:40Am has their own signature watch.
- 34:43Really? The more these... Yeah.
- 34:46If you could read about it on total
- 34:47health dot com. I wrote an article about
- 34:49it, like, 2 years ago.
- 34:51So But yeah. That's another thing though. Like,
- 34:53the watch guys, just like the fragrance and
- 34:55the cigar guys. There are people that love
- 34:57to spend thousands of dollars on watches like
- 35:00the you're pretending that your phone doesn't tell
- 35:02you the time. The phone that you're constantly
- 35:04looking at won't tell you the time.
- 35:07Yeah Well, that's all status symbols is... Cigars,
- 35:10watches,
- 35:11phones,
- 35:13cars,
- 35:14all these, like luxury items that, yes, regular
- 35:17people have some of these things, but only
- 35:19the
- 35:20particularly rich weirdo dentist and just sla ish
- 35:23fans are the ones who were gonna buy
- 35:25it. Like Yeah. What what what luxury item
- 35:27are you gonna get really into?
- 35:34You know, there's a lot of word options.
- 35:36Ass at high dollar.
- 35:38Yeah. Yeah. I'm just gonna hit my own
- 35:40stable. I, I have a har.
- 35:42The the jordan and seal of approval.
- 35:45I respect that a lot more than a
- 35:46guy buying like, a 50000 dollar watch. That
- 35:49makes more sense. And they all have They'll
- 35:51have health care. They'll have Pto. They'll have
- 35:54vacation time.
- 35:55I have a dental
- 35:57included. It's gonna be a legit business and
- 36:01that just the the highest quality.
- 36:03Alright. Well, as long as there's a 04:01
- 36:05k max, I guess nobody's gonna get too
- 36:07mad it. You. Now. Maybe I could do
- 36:09a 4 or 3 bay.
- 36:14Yeah. No. That's... That's cool. It's it's important
- 36:17to have things to look forward to as
- 36:18you as you age.
- 36:21That's for me. III know that I'm I'm
- 36:23a vegetarian or whatever. But I think I'm
- 36:24gonna get into, like, high end ham or
- 36:26something like that. Like the
- 36:28the, like, how on Ib that they had
- 36:31at Costco.
- 36:34The signature gel flavors.
- 36:37Got smoked. You got honey.
- 36:39You got the aged.
- 36:43You
- 36:45I saw...
- 36:46I don't know how I came across the
- 36:48shit videos from
- 36:50some influencer in China.
- 36:53Who has, like, a cabinet full of high
- 36:55end Chinese, liquor and cigarettes.
- 36:58And these
- 36:59apparently these cigarettes go for, like, hundreds of
- 37:01doll. And I've never wanted anything more than
- 37:03the wildly expensive Chinese cigarettes. Like, that's
- 37:07a 1. Number 1 thing I want in
- 37:08my mind. I know I quit, but I
- 37:10want real bad. Always
- 37:12just gonna coach your lungs with whatever led
- 37:14they use for their
- 37:16children's toys. You know, it's gonna taste like
- 37:19luxury though.
- 37:21And you're gonna be the hank hill meme.
- 37:25It's a smooth
- 37:26smooth puff and cigarette.
- 37:30Moving on... Sorry. Moving on a little bit.
- 37:31Got a couple of other things I wanted
- 37:32to touch on this show.
- 37:35This 1 popped up,
- 37:36just the other day. I... Have you had
- 37:38a chance to review
- 37:40this
- 37:41horrific excuse for a, list that Rolling Stone
- 37:45put out?
- 37:46The 50 worst album covers of all time.
- 37:50I feel like this article comes out every
- 37:52year now. It probably does. The Internet's a
- 37:54dead mall.
- 37:56You
- 37:58you regularly
- 37:59collect. The actual worst
- 38:02album covers regularly.
- 38:03You... You're on top of things, much more
- 38:06so than say the average,
- 38:09I don't think that Rolling stone has writers
- 38:11anymore. So I don't know exactly what they
- 38:12have here. Putting this together.
- 38:15The average Ai.
- 38:17Yeah.
- 38:18So we we took... We fed a bunch
- 38:20of putting classic rock albums into an Ai
- 38:23and ask it to rank, are the worst
- 38:25ones, and this is what it spit out,
- 38:27I guess,
- 38:28classic
- 38:30I
- 38:32don't think...
- 38:33Number 1. Like, there some glaring emissions here.
- 38:36Have you have you just
- 38:37scrolled through it at all?
- 38:39I have. It's missing that well known
- 38:42album cover. Forget the name of the guy,
- 38:45but it shows up on a lot of,
- 38:46like, metal worst where his pants are on
- 38:50zip and it's a guitar coming out. Yeah.
- 38:52Yeah. That's a good 1.
- 38:54There are a number of, like, metal things
- 38:56on here.
- 39:00The 1 that maybe makes me the an
- 39:02is at number 18, we have the Scorpions
- 39:04Love drive,
- 39:05which mh is not the Scorpions worst record
- 39:08by even close.
- 39:11So I don't know why you even bother
- 39:12putting the Scorpions there if you're not gonna
- 39:14put killer there.
- 39:16Yeah. Don't... They have an now album Cover
- 39:17with a naked girl. On it. That's the
- 39:201. Yeah. So Yeah. What are we doing
- 39:22here? Well. I guess they can't post that
- 39:241. So just puts just put a black
- 39:27on you know, square there or whatever. But,
- 39:29like, otherwise, I have to imp your your...
- 39:32Our tech integrity in doing this,
- 39:35And if if instead of calling Love drive
- 39:37they called it gum tit would that, like,
- 39:39knock it off the list.
- 39:40I think Gum city is a better
- 39:42album title in general. Yeah. I like that
- 39:45a lot.
- 39:47The number 1 record that they have on
- 39:48here is lip biscuits.
- 39:52Star fish, chocolate star and hot dog flavored
- 39:55water,
- 39:57which is not like an appealing record to
- 39:59look at by means, but, like, it's also,
- 40:01like, nowhere
- 40:03within the realm of,
- 40:05say, like,
- 40:0709:11 Jewish conspiracy album covers that you find.
- 40:12It's just on this list itself. There's worse
- 40:14Album covers in that 1. Like it's not
- 40:16good, but... Yeah.
- 40:18I wouldn't... If I would put it in
- 40:20a top 50, it would be, like, the
- 40:2149, you know, maybe. It's it's not good,
- 40:24but it's
- 40:25there's far far worse.
- 40:29They did include in the top 5 here
- 40:32Creed weather, which I had genuinely
- 40:35forgotten what that album cover looks. Like, it's...
- 40:39It really was indicative of a different time
- 40:41when we all just learned how to use
- 40:43digital lending software.
- 40:45It's very bad, and it's ugly looking to.
- 40:48The thing is it's like not even like,
- 40:50just it's not the their faces on the
- 40:52tree looks bad and everything else is fine.
- 40:54Literally everything about it looks bad.
- 40:57Human clay is not much better either.
- 41:00The
- 41:01the aesthetic choices of that band were not
- 41:04very not very good here.
- 41:06And it did not hurt them 1 bit.
- 41:09Nope. No. That record sold, like, 50000000 copies.
- 41:13It's like when you hear bad an actor
- 41:15being un cancel.
- 41:16It's like how creed is with their out
- 41:18artwork work. It does not matter.
- 41:20Yeah. Like,
- 41:22Johnny Depp, I think they're... Disney's gonna do
- 41:25another pirate movie with him. Like, what the
- 41:27fuck? Nobody cares actually. They're gonna... They're just
- 41:30gonna keep pushing that guy out there.
- 41:33They did include,
- 41:351
- 41:37Ted N record here where
- 41:40again, they could have filled this up entirely
- 41:41with 10 nutrient records, I think.
- 41:44Probably.
- 41:46I mean, there's very bad out, Mark. On
- 41:48here. That's a lot I haven't seen before
- 41:50that probably does belong on at least a
- 41:53ruling stone list, but
- 41:56Did you see number 13 trick daddy?
- 41:59So I had that record
- 42:02That was a kid.
- 42:11I lied but it's it's a lot of
- 42:13fun.
- 42:15And, yeah, like, he he references.
- 42:18Like, the the album title on, like, the
- 42:20big single too. I don't know. I think
- 42:22I think that was a lot of fun.
- 42:23And, again, the year 19 98,
- 42:26Sorry. I'm not describing it. WWW
- 42:28dot thug dot com.
- 42:30By trick daddy, The
- 42:32album art itself looks like nets... Escape navigator
- 42:35just with icons like music, Sex, drugs, money,
- 42:38death.
- 42:41It's like when you hear a rap songs
- 42:43from 2004,
- 42:44specifically mentioned, like, hit me up on myspace.
- 42:46Yeah. Hell. Yeah.
- 42:51Anyway,
- 42:52That that album a lot of fun. I
- 42:54don't I even think it's that bad. I
- 42:56think it's a fun it's a fun relic
- 42:58of a buy on era. If somebody put
- 42:59out that same record today. People would be
- 43:01like, that's fun. That's that's an neat could
- 43:03do.
- 43:04It's silly. It's not
- 43:07aggressively bad like, a lot of these. I
- 43:09mean, that's Anthrax axis fist metals on here.
- 43:12Yep. That's... And, again, that 1 is iconic
- 43:14and that it's very amateur the way that,
- 43:17you know, early eighties metal was supposed to
- 43:19be.
- 43:20They did include 1 of Bob Dillon Christian
- 43:23records from the eighties here. Yeah. Saved. It
- 43:27again, like, I don't know this... This is
- 43:29not that bad.
- 43:31I think some of these
- 43:33decisions are based on who the bands are.
- 43:36Rather than it's just bad artwork. Yeah. Like,
- 43:38Olympus. If Limp was some no name new
- 43:41metal band, you'd never see this on there
- 43:43but it's like, number 30, they have Oz
- 43:45is down to earth, which is a terrible
- 43:47album mart that Just have no recollection of,
- 43:51and more people need to talk about how
- 43:52bad it is. But,
- 43:54you know, if that was just your local
- 43:56bar band, you'd probably never see it on
- 43:58here. That's true. Yeah.
- 43:59Also the record itself not very good.
- 44:02No
- 44:03They included, also,
- 44:05little flips the le
- 44:07on here.
- 44:08Where he's, you know, dressed up, like, a
- 44:10a Le in front of a a bowl
- 44:13of lucky charms that has, you know, gold
- 44:16and money and stuff in it. I feel
- 44:18like this is
- 44:19normal.
- 44:21This is like your average
- 44:23Gucci main like, mix tape is so much
- 44:25similar than this. I That's just a just
- 44:28a part of, like, I don't know. Silly
- 44:30wrap culture. Like, it... It's fine. That's a
- 44:33fine thing to do.
- 44:36Whereas, you know, else
- 44:38elsewhere, like,
- 44:39I don't know why you put Corey Feldman
- 44:41on here. Corey Feldman never put up.
- 44:45Film. Right. But, like, he's never put out
- 44:48a record or a song even that anybody's
- 44:50ever heard in their life. It seems like
- 44:52this is just punching down for the sake
- 44:54of punching down.
- 44:56A friend of mine is open for him.
- 44:58Really?
- 44:59How was it? Mh.
- 45:01He said he was very nice, Like like,
- 45:03weird, but nice.
- 45:06And there were people there because people wanted
- 45:08to, like, see the weirdness
- 45:10Sure. I mean, why not?
- 45:12People go see the sexy Sa man from
- 45:15lost boys all the time. Why wouldn't they
- 45:17see the other guy?
- 45:19I guess.
- 45:21Can key for Sutherland is missing ad on
- 45:23this.
- 45:24Yeah.
- 45:25He probably... He should. Yeah.
- 45:28Other things on here that I think are
- 45:30just total der elections of duty.
- 45:33They put in 2 lives crew as Nas
- 45:35as they wanna be at number 33. What's
- 45:37wrong with? Why that on there? This is
- 45:39a perfect album cover? It's a function. Is
- 45:42exactly what number it's what it should be.
- 45:45Yes. You have big asses.
- 45:47This that's what this record is about. You
- 45:49could not have a more accurate album cover.
- 45:53And and it isn't even like a taste
- 45:55ass or yeah. A cartoon asses or... I
- 45:58don't know. 2 big nerf balls with their
- 46:00face in the middle of them. It's no.
- 46:02It's it's but. That's what they were all
- 46:03about. Yeah.
- 46:05That's fine. That's totally fine.
- 46:10They put metallic as black album on here?
- 46:12That's silly. Am I am I wrong?
- 46:16Silly.
- 46:17I I don't really care for it, but
- 46:19it's not enough to, like, be a worst
- 46:21out. I mean, they could think of metallic.
- 46:23I'm stuff that's worse than this.
- 46:25Lulu. Yeah. The 1 where they ripped off
- 46:28corrosion of conformity.
- 46:30Get yeah. That one's awful.
- 46:33I don't know why they pick this 1
- 46:35instead.
- 46:36I say, I'm not sure if it's a
- 46:38nostalgia or not, but I feel like, including
- 46:41Michael Jackson's,
- 46:43History,
- 46:44past present future, book 1
- 46:46was also a this. That's the 1 where
- 46:48he's got, a statue of himself with Band
- 46:51lee and across chest.
- 46:54Say what you will about that. It's iconic.
- 46:57And again, that's another record that's sold millions
- 46:59and millions of copies. Yeah.
- 47:02I don't know. I I feel like these
- 47:03are huge misses. Like,
- 47:07III
- 47:08feel like they should...
- 47:10Step outside their Willie house here. I think
- 47:11that rather than including things like,
- 47:14hard promises by Tom Petty where he's standing
- 47:17in a record store, This is completely fine.
- 47:20In oc album cover. You could put things
- 47:23like piss grave on here.
- 47:26They did include an album cover that we
- 47:28talked about not that long ago with black
- 47:30flags, what the? It is... That is truly
- 47:331 of the worst album covers ever made
- 47:34though. Like, I know that there are things
- 47:36regarding tastes where some people like, you know,
- 47:38if you have gore on a record, it's
- 47:40bad or whatever. But this is just,
- 47:44top to bottom, truly truly awful.
- 47:48If they were, like, 13 years old, you'd
- 47:50be okay with it, but they are not.
- 47:52They're old men. And even then if you're
- 47:5413, I'm like,
- 47:56are you
- 47:58going to be smart?
- 48:02We're gotta keep an eye on you.
- 48:05Things like that. It's just it's a silly
- 48:07thing to do.
- 48:08Alright. What what do you think is glaring
- 48:10missing from this list?
- 48:15I I mean, if there's just a chunk
- 48:17of...
- 48:18Early
- 48:19to mid eighties
- 48:21t metal and death metal. Mh. That's very
- 48:23amateur that, like, they're friend
- 48:26that could easily fit onto the this lesson
- 48:28in any form. But again, they went for
- 48:30almost all no names. I don't think there's
- 48:33too many on here that just, like, complete
- 48:35unknown. So,
- 48:37you know, it's a mainstream list for mainstream
- 48:39bands what are you gonna do? It's not
- 48:41like my list I put together where it's
- 48:43I I've never heard of this. This is
- 48:45straight from Band camp, and it looks terrible.
- 48:47Thank you.
- 48:49I guess so. I mean,
- 48:52I feel like a lot of these things
- 48:54where it's just a a guy who's on
- 48:55a lot of cocaine from the seventies making
- 48:57a silly face.
- 48:59Could be easily replaced why, like, iron maiden
- 49:02stands of death or something going thought?
- 49:04Yeah. Like, Leo Say.
- 49:06Why is there a Leo say A on
- 49:07here. I I don't know. I
- 49:10and that's fine. That's what everybody looked like
- 49:13in 19 76. A goofy motherfucker with big
- 49:15hair and suspend.
- 49:18That's how how everyone are just... A chunk
- 49:21of these are just... These are
- 49:23men or women from 19 78.
- 49:25Yeah know. That's what it was. But they
- 49:27do include Van Hale Balance, which is correct
- 49:30that should be on here. That's a pretty
- 49:31bad 1 for sure.
- 49:34It was really 19 95 that was when
- 49:37it was truly
- 49:38truly over no coming back at this point.
- 49:41So them... It wasn't there the Motley crew
- 49:43album where they had a bunch of pigs
- 49:44on it. Yeah. That was 1 of the
- 49:46records without...
- 49:49Who's the the current guy The the it
- 49:52was a different vocalist. I can't remember. I
- 49:54can't remember the generation swine. That's the way
- 49:57Cover. Yeah.
- 49:59There's were lots of things that we could
- 50:01put here. I don't know. Feels
- 50:03amateur should best. That's what I would say
- 50:05about this. But in people love list
- 50:09online, You could easily make a 500 of
- 50:11the worst album covers. And I think that
- 50:13gives you a lot more lenient. See to
- 50:15do it. But then, again, I guess That
- 50:17requires someone to actually write this, which I'm
- 50:19sure they don't want. Yeah. Yeah. No we're
- 50:21not we're not trying to put more effort
- 50:22into this than than necessary. So hey. If
- 50:25Rolling stone wants to pay me, I will
- 50:27do 500 worst album covers of all time,
- 50:30and I will be brought about it. I
- 50:32won't just do
- 50:33you know, bedroom basement, black metal stuff that
- 50:36no one's ever heard of. I'll include some
- 50:38of that just because it deserves to be
- 50:39on there, but I will be broader about
- 50:42it,
- 50:42Oh, I have bad news. I'm afraid that
- 50:45they are done paying people. The time for
- 50:47that would have been 50 years. The last
- 50:4950 years. Unfortunately, that is all over now.
- 50:53Oh, I'll just have to wait until they
- 50:55do a a top 100,
- 50:58Tv shows of all time and put the
- 51:00sop nose at number 1 and the wire
- 51:02in number 2. Again.
- 51:04Was thinking about this the other day.
- 51:06Apparent... You know,
- 51:08people of the sop and the wire I've
- 51:10seen a number of, like, Zoom get really
- 51:13into sex in the city, for some reason,
- 51:15which is something I didn't imagine.
- 51:18But where is the Zoom love for oz?
- 51:21When is when is that gonna make it
- 51:23comeback or or list for that number?
- 51:27Probably never.
- 51:30I I don't see people really wanting to
- 51:33see with a John from Cincinnati at any
- 51:35point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- 51:39Maybe the next the next generation will pick
- 51:41up the mantle of just
- 51:44relentless is in rape. Prison relentless prison rape.
- 51:49Nazis and Luke Perry getting walled up
- 51:52While, he's still alive,
- 51:54and
- 51:55didn't they have a... Was it paul out?
- 51:59Yeah. On the show. Yeah.
- 52:02Weird wheelchair.
- 52:03Very weird.
- 52:05Anyway, with the last few minutes on the
- 52:07show, I figured that I would bring up
- 52:08something that's actually related to,
- 52:10metal, if that's okay.
- 52:13Suppose.
- 52:16Let me mean, like, I guess I can
- 52:17talk about a few things with metal,
- 52:19we're an hour into the episode now. It's
- 52:21probably fine to do that That most people
- 52:22have left by now.
- 52:24Have you seen the opening announcements?
- 52:26For Hell Heroes
- 52:287.
- 52:29You familiar with Hell's series.
- 52:31A brief line up and I went. I've
- 52:33heard of some of these. Mh.
- 52:37Hell heroes,
- 52:39I think is the festival and most tempted
- 52:41to go to every year, but it's also
- 52:43in Houston.
- 52:44Which
- 52:45gives me bad vibes.
- 52:47It's far.
- 52:49So far, the announcement for next year's includes
- 52:52crimson and glory,
- 52:55C doing a schizophrenia set, which is exciting.
- 52:59Corner,
- 53:01Sad
- 53:03onslaught doing a power from Hell set,
- 53:06Hell Ripper,
- 53:08crypt sermon,
- 53:12Z, not familiar with them.
- 53:15Hour of 13,
- 53:16the night eternal.
- 53:19I don't know how you pronounce that. I
- 53:20played them on the show bunch of times,
- 53:22though.
- 53:23S a slayer.
- 53:25Which,
- 53:27I gotta say I'm very, very, very intrigued
- 53:29but I would be interested in seeing that.
- 53:32And then,
- 53:32and then they put kind of a turret
- 53:34in the punch bowl here with Ab,
- 53:38featuring Z ale, the son of sip... Far
- 53:42set,
- 53:44which I,
- 53:46I guess say this is this is Odd
- 53:47man out on this fun Good times.
- 53:50Best lineup up so far.
- 53:53No. You gotta go to the bathroom. You
- 53:55gotta look and merge. You gotta go out
- 53:56for a smoke at some point.
- 54:00I mean, we've covered,
- 54:03prescriptive pre
- 54:05prescription mc govern, a number of times in
- 54:07the past.
- 54:08Suffice to say kind of a shit head,
- 54:11probably not worth putting on this bill when
- 54:13instead, you could have a much more rock
- 54:16band and put Sony on there instead.
- 54:19I'm just saying there's a lot of other
- 54:21bands that you could put on this, And
- 54:22I assume they'll be announcing more bands, but
- 54:25who knows maybe the little drop off. No.
- 54:27Here's hoping, man. But
- 54:29for all of the... This is this is
- 54:31a momentous occasion for all of the
- 54:34old contra
- 54:35instead are like, I'd rather see lair than
- 54:37slayer. This is your chance you're good to
- 54:39do it.
- 54:43What do you think you gonna go down
- 54:44to the bayou you with me?
- 54:47I don't go to shows that are 10
- 54:48minutes away from me? Nah.
- 54:51I did make a 10 minute trip to
- 54:53see,
- 54:54Ben the other night,
- 54:55went out
- 54:57with kits and stock housing.
- 55:00And
- 55:01saw horrendous and tomb mold, and I gotta
- 55:03say,
- 55:04I've seen a lot of metal shows in
- 55:07my life.
- 55:08Too many, probably.
- 55:10Now that I think about it. That's probably
- 55:12why my hearing is really bad.
- 55:14But man, that's that's somewhere near the top
- 55:16echelon I gotta I gotta say those guys,
- 55:18both bands absolutely fucking killer.
- 55:22Nice nice folks too. It was
- 55:25fun seeing, like,
- 55:28goofy,
- 55:30you know, short shorts mustache wearing
- 55:32representation on stage.
- 55:35Instead of just kits standing next week. Yeah.
- 55:38Now, kit was, you know,
- 55:40up at the front, where the the short
- 55:43people go. And having the time of his
- 55:45life, it was wonderful.
- 55:49If there are still dates on this tour
- 55:51and there should be a go, check them
- 55:53out. It's it's absolutely incredible to see what
- 55:55these guys are doing right now. I know
- 55:57that 2 mold is 1 of the bands
- 55:58that, you know, you are not easily swayed
- 56:00by
- 56:01height, but this is 1 that you you
- 56:03were also into.
- 56:05Yeah. It's because I ignored the hype and
- 56:07actually listened to the bed.
- 56:11Really really fantastic performance live cannot recommend as
- 56:14and off.
- 56:17Anyway, is there anything else that you wanna
- 56:19get on the show before we, we close
- 56:21this out here?
- 56:22No. I think that's good. Okay. Have you
- 56:24heard any of the hype about long legs
- 56:25by the way?
- 56:27I have seen people talking about it constantly
- 56:32on Twitter saying it's just the best thing
- 56:34ever.
- 56:35And I know nothing about it. Like, literally
- 56:37nothing about it. I went in completely blind
- 56:40on it too.
- 56:42Yeah.
- 56:43I
- 56:45my wife, like,
- 56:47maybe 2 minutes into the movie just looks
- 56:49over me and says I want to leave.
- 56:53It is it was bad.
- 56:55Really good. When when it comes to music
- 56:57hype, but I'm I'm very cautious just because
- 57:00I don't trust people when it comes to
- 57:01movies,
- 57:02I, like, refuse to listen to people because
- 57:06almost always, a movie never lives up to
- 57:09what people are talking about it, or it's
- 57:10just not something I wanna see and
- 57:12I'm usually right when I finally do see
- 57:14those movies like, yeah, I I don't like
- 57:17this. I was right. So I I assume
- 57:20that is what is going to happen if
- 57:21I eventually see whatever this movie is. Like,
- 57:23I I don't even know who's in it.
- 57:25I've just seen the name, and I'm just,
- 57:27like,
- 57:28No. That sounds very silly. Nick cage is
- 57:30the only name in in the movie that
- 57:32you would heard of.
- 57:36Plays like the villain or whatever.
- 57:39I don't know. And when was the last
- 57:40time that a movie did
- 57:42match up to the height in your mind.
- 57:45I have no idea. Yeah. Nothing.
- 57:47Not nothing. I feel pretty confident saying that
- 57:49you'll hate this 1 then. I'm sure I
- 57:52will.
- 57:54Well, let me and I I've gone but
- 57:55I've gone back and watched some like the
- 57:58more hyped horror movies over the past couple
- 58:00years. And it's like I think I've dislike
- 58:02all of them. Every 1 of them. Nothing
- 58:04do it for you.
- 58:06To to varying degrees. Yes.
- 58:09Alright.
- 58:10Modern are where where it's like,
- 58:13the villain is my mom didn't love me.
- 58:16Right. Right. You know, the trauma, the real
- 58:19heart, like, shut up.
- 58:22Like, 1 or 2 times, okay that's creative.
- 58:24I see what you're doing, but
- 58:27now, it's just like man.
- 58:29I don't wanna see this.
- 58:31Or I can't, like, relate to it. Like,
- 58:33I have not had a shared experience, so
- 58:35like, I don't quite get what this movie
- 58:37is going for. And now I'm 2 and
- 58:40half hours into this and bored.
- 58:42I see. Yeah have the world
- 58:45I'm laughing or I'm laughing at it. Okay.
- 58:48I feel like
- 58:50this 1 in particular was meant to have
- 58:52funny moments But overall, it is a very
- 58:55funny movie,
- 58:57derogatory speaking, I would say. Mh.
- 59:00We'll we'll watch it together. I think that
- 59:01I think this would be a good time.
- 59:03You you and I should
- 59:05should sit down and and and get to
- 59:07experience this at the same time.
- 59:09And I think the folks would get a
- 59:10kick out of hearing your your reaction to
- 59:12this 1 specific way.
- 59:14I don't know what it is, but I
- 59:15feel like this 1 in particular will actually
- 59:17make your brain explode.
- 59:20But I don't want that. I wanna be
- 59:22entertained when See movies.
- 59:25We'll do we'll set up, like, a a
- 59:26trail cam,
- 59:28just next to me filming me as I
- 59:30watch. And, like, I don't really go on
- 59:32my phone or or do other stuff. I'll
- 59:34watch a movie, but you can just see
- 59:37me board for an hour and a half,
- 59:39and then the movie will land then I'll
- 59:41just get up and go do something else.
- 59:45I I also, like, I've seen this people
- 59:47talk about this online, but I had my
- 59:49first experience with it last night watching
- 59:51long legs in a theater.
- 59:53Zoom on their fucking phone in the theater
- 59:56throughout the entire fucking movie.
- 59:58What... That is insane? The fuck did you
- 1:00:00come here for?
- 1:00:02I don't get it.
- 1:00:03Anyway, we can we can rant on another
- 1:00:05time.
- 1:00:06What what happens when you get a very
- 1:00:08lit legit tit teaches society. Where people aren't
- 1:00:12afraid to get their head punched in for
- 1:00:13doing something incredibly annoying. It's so dumb. It
- 1:00:17is so dumb. Put put that shit away.
- 1:00:19Anyway, Alright. What what what you should have
- 1:00:21done is started singing. You got legs.
- 1:00:24Those head use.
- 1:00:26She's got legs.
- 1:00:29Kinda long.
- 1:00:32Anyway, this has
- 1:00:33been a very silly episode. If people want
- 1:00:35more focused episodes, what can they do?
- 1:00:40I don't know. Listen to another podcast.
- 1:00:44There's much better podcast out there. And can
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- 1:00:48where we have bonus episodes every month as
- 1:00:51well as bonus, mix tapes that you lovingly
- 1:00:54put together.
- 1:00:55Just random assortment of bands,
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- 1:01:12keep messaging him. Maybe he just didn't see
- 1:01:14it the first time. You know, Just keep...
- 1:01:16Yeah. That's what it is. Keep saying things.
- 1:01:18Just keep poking them, And then eventually, we'll
- 1:01:20get a response.
- 1:01:22I'll get I'll give you the 1 word
- 1:01:24response that I give to other people. Like
- 1:01:25you ask me a question. This is the
- 1:01:27answer, and we are done.
- 1:01:29I'll chat with you. It's fine. I don't
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