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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hello. My name is Kai, and I am a bit
- 0:02Speaker 1: of a rambler. I like to travel, learn and tell stories,
- 0:06Speaker 1: and today I want to talk about what happened this week,
- 0:10Speaker 1: which is just stuff. So the place I'm staying, the
- 0:15Speaker 1: shower head was really clogged up with minerals, and if
- 0:18Speaker 1: you don't know, a really easy way to clean that
- 0:20Speaker 1: is with white vinegar. If you take out the shower head,
- 0:24Speaker 1: or if it's on there with plumbers tape so it's
- 0:26Speaker 1: kind of tough, you can just fill up a tiny
- 0:28Speaker 1: plastic bag with a little bit of white vinegar and
- 0:31Speaker 1: then tie it around the shower head and as long
- 0:33Speaker 1: as the white vinegar is above the nozzles, it'll clear
- 0:37Speaker 1: out the mineral in a couple hours. Sometimes I'll leave
- 0:39Speaker 1: it overnight if it's really really built up. And that's
- 0:44Speaker 1: what the case was at the place I was staying
- 0:46Speaker 1: in Beijing. Every single nozzle was shooting water in a
- 0:50Speaker 1: different direction. It's going out the door, on the sink,
- 0:53Speaker 1: hitting the toilet paper. It was a problem. But i've
- 0:58Speaker 1: i mean half of the place as I stay have
- 1:01Speaker 1: that same problem. Because nobody thinks about it. It doesn't
- 1:05Speaker 1: seem like an easy solution. You're like well, shower heads
- 1:08Speaker 1: get old and they stop working properly. But if they're
- 1:11Speaker 1: shooting water in all different directions, it's probably just a
- 1:14Speaker 1: mineral build up thing. And the white vinegar everywhere I
- 1:17Speaker 1: Ben takes care of it. So I went down to
- 1:20Speaker 1: the store because there's a convenient little supermarket right under
- 1:25Speaker 1: the hostel I was staying at. I had a private
- 1:27Speaker 1: room in the hostel, which I found out was rare.
- 1:30Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was a hostel either. I think
- 1:32Speaker 1: it just had hotel, but it was pretty clearly a
- 1:36Speaker 1: hostel once I was there, because everybody was. There were
- 1:39Speaker 1: shared rooms with four six people. Actually, I think there
- 1:42Speaker 1: were only four people in each room. I don't know
- 1:45Speaker 1: if they had any six people rooms, but I didn't investigate.
- 1:48Speaker 1: I was very happy with my private room, so I
- 1:51Speaker 1: went downstairs to buy the vinegar, and then I saw
- 1:54Speaker 1: some pistachios and I was like, oh, man, I haven't
- 1:56Speaker 1: had pistachios in a long time. So I got a
- 1:59Speaker 1: big bag of those for four bucks, I guess. And
- 2:02Speaker 1: then I was looking around and I was like, ooh,
- 2:05Speaker 1: jerky snacks, and I grabbed a couple snacks, and then
- 2:09Speaker 1: I was looking around for the vinegar, and I was like,
- 2:14Speaker 1: what was they have over here? And there was dried
- 2:16Speaker 1: mango and I was like, oh, yeah, mango. And I
- 2:19Speaker 1: turned around and that was the beer aisle, and the
- 2:22Speaker 1: beer was on sale for buy one, get one free
- 2:26Speaker 1: for a brand I didn't drink a lot. I was like, shoot,
- 2:29Speaker 1: I'll get some of those. And I was like this
- 2:31Speaker 1: is great because I wanted to watch what did I?
- 2:34Speaker 1: I had something on que that I wanted to watch,
- 2:36Speaker 1: and I was like, I'll load it up perfect and
- 2:40Speaker 1: I went back upstairs with my treasure trove of snacks
- 2:43Speaker 1: and sat down in front of the computer to watch
- 2:45Speaker 1: the movie, and then realized that I totally forgot the
- 2:48Speaker 1: white vinegar because once I went down into the Chinese supermarket,
- 2:52Speaker 1: I was like, snacks, beer, yes, and I didn't even
- 2:56Speaker 1: worry about the white vinegar. So I had to go
- 2:59Speaker 1: back down and get it and then back up, but
- 3:04Speaker 1: it was literally right downstairs under the place I was staying,
- 3:08Speaker 1: so just took a couple of minutes. I thought it
- 3:11Speaker 1: was pretty funny and pretty reminiscent of my days in China,
- 3:16Speaker 1: walking into a supermarket, getting distracted by snacks and completely
- 3:20Speaker 1: forgetting why I went in there in the first place,
- 3:22Speaker 1: I think, especially because I could speak to people, so
- 3:26Speaker 1: I was talking to all the employees like do you
- 3:29Speaker 1: have blah blahlah over here or over here? And I
- 3:32Speaker 1: was having a lot of fun speaking Mandarin again with everybody,
- 3:35Speaker 1: so my brain was in a flurry. So I haven't
- 3:39Speaker 1: been throwing a lot of beers back lately, and I
- 3:41Speaker 1: certainly did not want to drink any bai Geo, which
- 3:44Speaker 1: is the lightning liquor of China. It's this rice liquor
- 3:50Speaker 1: that literally tastes and smells like rubbing alcohol, especially if
- 3:54Speaker 1: you don't get the super fancy one. The super fancy
- 3:56Speaker 1: one doesn't smell as much like rubbing alcohol, but it
- 4:00Speaker 1: still tastes like it. So I wasn't going to get
- 4:02Speaker 1: any of that, so I decide to get Seltzers instead,
- 4:06Speaker 1: which looks like they're becoming more popular in China as
- 4:10Speaker 1: well as every other country I visit now, which is
- 4:14Speaker 1: great for me because I love seltzers, so that works
- 4:18Speaker 1: out for me. I'm just surprised how quickly they seem
- 4:20Speaker 1: to be taking over the world. But with Seltzer's, they're
- 4:26Speaker 1: so easy to drink that I can I'll just drink
- 4:28Speaker 1: twelve of them without paying any attention. So instead of that,
- 4:32Speaker 1: I like to buy like a big bottle, two liter
- 4:35Speaker 1: bottle or something of soda water, which is not super
- 4:39Speaker 1: popular in China, especially they don't have a lot of
- 4:43Speaker 1: mixed drinks there and they don't yeah, they just don't
- 4:46Speaker 1: have a lot of mixers in general in supermarkets. It's
- 4:49Speaker 1: not easy to find like ginger ale or soda water,
- 4:55Speaker 1: tonic water or whatever in Chinese supermarkets. But I'm so
- 4:59Speaker 1: familiar the supermarkets there that and there are so many
- 5:03Speaker 1: that China probably has the highest capacity of actual supermarkets,
- 5:09Speaker 1: like there's a billion billion like tiny shops also, and
- 5:14Speaker 1: you can find the tiny shops in every country, but
- 5:17Speaker 1: full on supermarkets, it's got to be China. There are
- 5:20Speaker 1: so many big supermarkets, multiple big supermarkets per block very often.
- 5:27Speaker 1: So I just went from store to store and I
- 5:30Speaker 1: finally found soda water and it said sudashway in Chinese,
- 5:35Speaker 1: which is the translation for soda water sudushway, and I
- 5:39Speaker 1: was like, yes, finally, and that means bubbly water because
- 5:43Speaker 1: I used that's what I used to look for when
- 5:45Speaker 1: I used to look for soda water while I was
- 5:48Speaker 1: living in Beijing. And I took that back home. I
- 5:52Speaker 1: was so excited. I had everything all set up. I
- 5:54Speaker 1: was like, snacks, seltzer, soda water, let's start and I
- 5:59Speaker 1: turned on. Maybe that was when I started watching Video
- 6:02Speaker 1: Game High School, which is a pretty fun dumb nerd show.
- 6:07Speaker 1: And then I poured the soda water into the seltzer
- 6:10Speaker 1: and a little mug, and turns out that's just tap water,
- 6:15Speaker 1: which I've never seen before. I've bought soda water in
- 6:19Speaker 1: China a bunch of times, and it's always soda water.
- 6:21Speaker 1: It's always bubbling, sparkling water. And this maybe maybe they
- 6:26Speaker 1: were like, it's suda, like baking soda in water. I
- 6:31Speaker 1: have no idea. It was really weird. It just tasted
- 6:32Speaker 1: like regular water, no bubbles, and I kind of shrugged
- 6:37Speaker 1: it off, but I did think that was odd that
- 6:40Speaker 1: they have a clearly labeled Sudashway which is bubbly water,
- 6:45Speaker 1: and then it wasn't Sudhashway at all, but hey, that's
- 6:48Speaker 1: definitely China. Baby. So I met some people in the
- 6:52Speaker 1: hostel and a couple them wanted to go to dinner,
- 6:55Speaker 1: but as happened so often, they wanted to take me
- 6:57Speaker 1: to They want to take me to like a popular
- 7:01Speaker 1: mall that's you know, lots of lights. There's crowds that
- 7:05Speaker 1: go there. There's a whole bunch of restaurants next to
- 7:10Speaker 1: each other in the food court. But food court restaurants
- 7:13Speaker 1: never taste half as good to me as the local shops.
- 7:16Speaker 1: But the first time you go out with Chinese friends,
- 7:20Speaker 1: especially new Chinese friends, they'll want to go to the
- 7:22Speaker 1: place with the biggest, newest sign and the most waiters
- 7:26Speaker 1: and all that kind of stuff. It doesn't matter what
- 7:30Speaker 1: the quality of the restaurant is. They just it has
- 7:32Speaker 1: to be a big affair. They want to be like,
- 7:35Speaker 1: and this is the big new restaurant you should check out,
- 7:38Speaker 1: it's so popular in our city. So after choosing a
- 7:42Speaker 1: few things that I thought all looked bad, we went
- 7:46Speaker 1: to a place that was just called traditional Chinese food,
- 7:50Speaker 1: I think, which is a terrible sign, because if they're
- 7:53Speaker 1: not differentiating what kind of Chinese food they make Whu
- 7:57Speaker 1: Nan or changsha or lu Thai, whatever kind, it's probably
- 8:03Speaker 1: gonna be a mish mash of We'll get the blandest
- 8:08Speaker 1: tastes that suit everybody's taste the best, So you're not
- 8:12Speaker 1: going to get any of or I'm not going to
- 8:14Speaker 1: get any of the flavors I really like from any
- 8:16Speaker 1: one of the provinces. I'm just going to get sort
- 8:19Speaker 1: of fast food kind of thing where they just try
- 8:22Speaker 1: to appeal to everybody's palate. And the people I was
- 8:25Speaker 1: with got red bean soup, which is pretty popular, and
- 8:30Speaker 1: a lot of them like Guangdo Thai, which is like
- 8:33Speaker 1: Southern China Thai, which is just steamed and boiled stuff
- 8:36Speaker 1: and soup. And I like a lot of the stronger
- 8:39Speaker 1: flavors from the northeast or central China, like Sichuan Changsha
- 8:46Speaker 1: really just not Guangdo Tai, not anything boiled or soup. Actually,
- 8:51Speaker 1: I like shway juniuro, which is boiled. But I like
- 8:54Speaker 1: a lot of the stronger flavors, and I think they
- 8:56Speaker 1: do too, but they don't want to order the stronger
- 8:59Speaker 1: flavors because it's not as healthy as boiled dumplings or
- 9:06Speaker 1: red bean soup. So usually what happens is all end
- 9:08Speaker 1: up getting the dishes I like, and then they'll get
- 9:13Speaker 1: like rice and red bean soup, and then they'll take
- 9:18Speaker 1: my favorite dishes because they taste so much more fun.
- 9:21Speaker 1: But we'll have it in like a shared meal thing,
- 9:25Speaker 1: and of course I'm not gonna eat the red bean soup.
- 9:27Speaker 1: Give me my good, my good stuff. But this time
- 9:30Speaker 1: I did have my ribs all to myself. I got
- 9:33Speaker 1: some garlic fried ribs, and I was like, man, it
- 9:36Speaker 1: just doesn't like the way. I don't know, there's something
- 9:39Speaker 1: I'm very sensitive to, how Chinese people organize their menu
- 9:42Speaker 1: in their restaurants and what the restaurant looks like, and
- 9:45Speaker 1: how comfortable the employees are in the restaurant. And this
- 9:50Speaker 1: whole restaurant just screamed like not gonna be good food,
- 9:54Speaker 1: like not impressive homestyle cooking. But the garlic ribs look
- 10:00Speaker 1: like the best thing on the menu. And so I
- 10:02Speaker 1: got fried garlic ribs. But when I got them, they
- 10:06Speaker 1: were not great. I don't know if it was that
- 10:09Speaker 1: the meat was old or the girl. I don't know,
- 10:12Speaker 1: but it just wasn't great garlic ribs. Is that the
- 10:15Speaker 1: whole story? Geez, I think that's the whole story. Oh no.
- 10:18Speaker 1: Everyone was excited when I pulled out my gloves because
- 10:21Speaker 1: I don't like getting my hands dirty when I eat
- 10:23Speaker 1: ribs or anything, and so ever since China, I always
- 10:26Speaker 1: carry around plastic gloves in my backpack. So when it
- 10:30Speaker 1: was when my ribs came out, I pulled those out
- 10:33Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, yeah, I'm always prepared guys,
- 10:36Speaker 1: and everyone was like, oh, tell me, you're a smart guy.
- 10:39Speaker 1: I just don't like getting oil on my hands, and
- 10:43Speaker 1: no matter what country I'm in. Now, ever since I
- 10:46Speaker 1: started eating the Pgo kaw ya, the beer fried roast
- 10:50Speaker 1: duck with those gloves on, I always carry little plastic
- 10:54Speaker 1: gloves around in case I have finger food in different countries,
- 10:57Speaker 1: and I love it. I don't have to wipe my
- 11:01Speaker 1: hands on my clothes if there are no napkins available,
- 11:05Speaker 1: and even after you wipe off your hands on napkins,
- 11:07Speaker 1: you still want to wash them. I do so with
- 11:11Speaker 1: the plastic gloves, I just don't have to worry about that.
- 11:15Speaker 1: Big ups for me. But I was like, okay, that
- 11:20Speaker 1: those ribs were so bad that I have to go
- 11:21Speaker 1: find a real Chinese restaurant and a real good one,
- 11:25Speaker 1: because there are real restaurants everywhere. There's I don't know,
- 11:30Speaker 1: fifty per block. There's so many restaurants everywhere, and I
- 11:34Speaker 1: just go from one to the other until I find
- 11:37Speaker 1: one that can either make ganbi and dojiao huaigo a
- 11:40Speaker 1: ro or any sichuans high, any La ros high or
- 11:46Speaker 1: Sichuans high like Mala nyua red fried red oil, chili
- 11:52Speaker 1: oil fried bullfrog. And of course what's great being on
- 11:57Speaker 1: that mission it means I get to go eat at
- 11:59Speaker 1: a bunch of restaurants in a row looking for the
- 12:01Speaker 1: best one. So I walked around for like five hours,
- 12:05Speaker 1: and I went in a bunch of different restaurants. I
- 12:07Speaker 1: was looking for a sichuans high or chun ching because
- 12:11Speaker 1: I wanted definitely spicy mala flavor, and the mala restaurant
- 12:16Speaker 1: usually have the mala nyua that bullfrog dish and man.
- 12:20Speaker 1: I walked around for hours and nothing quite struck me
- 12:23Speaker 1: as exactly what I wanted, and none of them had
- 12:26Speaker 1: the ganbi and dojiao that I wanted. I don't even
- 12:30Speaker 1: think I found ganbi and dojiao by the time I
- 12:33Speaker 1: left Beijing at all, not cooked correctly, like with the
- 12:39Speaker 1: little bits of crispy meat in it. That might be
- 12:41Speaker 1: the first time I failed to find good ganbi and dojiao.
- 12:45Speaker 1: But actually, you know, after I started getting good restaurants
- 12:48Speaker 1: and I started meeting up with Chinese friends, I didn't
- 12:50Speaker 1: have that much time to explore because I only had
- 12:54Speaker 1: a little under two weeks in Beijing, and I was
- 12:56Speaker 1: running left and right trying to meet them literally every day,
- 13:02Speaker 1: and then if I had a day off, I was
- 13:05Speaker 1: exploring for myself and refamiliarizing myself with the new Beijing.
- 13:09Speaker 1: A couple of years later, it has updated again. It's
- 13:12Speaker 1: just crazy how how rapidly that city changes, like the
- 13:19Speaker 1: width of the sidewalks and the types of stores that
- 13:23Speaker 1: are around, and the ride sharing like bicycle ride sharing.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Even the payment systems. I mentioned the payment systems amazing
- 13:32Speaker 1: now that I can just use my no fee credit
- 13:34Speaker 1: card to pay for everything in China. That was That
- 13:38Speaker 1: was hog heaven, man, that was so much. That made
- 13:41Speaker 1: things so convenient. Like, it's kind of a pain if
- 13:44Speaker 1: you have to use cash these days. As I mentioned,
- 13:48Speaker 1: it used to bee hundred percent cash and now it's
- 13:50Speaker 1: basically one hundred percent QR codes. So when I did
- 13:54Speaker 1: tell people to go there, I was like, and just
- 13:55Speaker 1: so you know, the banking's going to be a pain,
- 13:58Speaker 1: so you should just take out a bunch of cash
- 13:59Speaker 1: and use that, even though it's not as popular. At
- 14:01Speaker 1: least you don't have to deal with the banking system
- 14:03Speaker 1: at all in China, which is crazy that you have
- 14:06Speaker 1: to like sign triplicate forms on everything, and then they
- 14:10Speaker 1: literally rip up the triplicate forms in front of you.
- 14:14Speaker 1: They just have to fill them out to fulfill some
- 14:18Speaker 1: bureaucratic regulation, but then they'll rip them up and throw
- 14:21Speaker 1: them away. I guess to preserve privacy. Maybe I don't know.
- 14:27Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's the weirdest banking system in
- 14:29Speaker 1: the world that I've participated in. But now you don't
- 14:33Speaker 1: have to do that. If you have any credit card,
- 14:36Speaker 1: you can hook that up, or debit card, you can
- 14:38Speaker 1: hook that up to your we Chat account. And everybody
- 14:41Speaker 1: uses we Chat in the country, so you can just
- 14:44Speaker 1: scan any restaurant, any seller, any store anywhere and get
- 14:48Speaker 1: whatever you're doing. So just get a no fee card
- 14:51Speaker 1: and then go party in China for ten days the
- 14:54Speaker 1: visa free policy for a bunch of countries now. So
- 14:57Speaker 1: I walked around. I bought snacks and and beers and
- 15:02Speaker 1: small dishes from a few places, and I was just like, no,
- 15:07Speaker 1: these noodles are crap. And I couldn't find a good
- 15:12Speaker 1: Sichuan's high because I was looking for that Mala flavor
- 15:15Speaker 1: or chung ching was what I was really looking for.
- 15:17Speaker 1: But chung Chingsai is not as popular as Sichuan's high
- 15:21Speaker 1: in Beijing. It's just the reputation is bigger for Sichuan.
- 15:25Speaker 1: So yeah, I walked for hours and then all on
- 15:29Speaker 1: the way back to the hotel and I was like,
- 15:31Speaker 1: all right, I'll just try a different area tomorrow because
- 15:34Speaker 1: I'm gonna find I'm gonna find the good spot. And
- 15:39Speaker 1: I'm maybe three minutes away from my hostel and I
- 15:45Speaker 1: just glanced to my left. It's right around the corner
- 15:49Speaker 1: from my hostel and there's I think it's even in English.
- 15:53Speaker 1: It says like traditional Sichuan. It said that in Chinese too,
- 15:56Speaker 1: but underword there's like subtitles tradition, traditional Schwan Food. And
- 16:02Speaker 1: I saw it and the sign looked correct, and my
- 16:04Speaker 1: brain was like that's it. And I was like really, brain,
- 16:07Speaker 1: and it was like yep. So I went inside and
- 16:10Speaker 1: it just felt correct, and I was like, ooh, I
- 16:12Speaker 1: think it is traditional. Oh no, it was traditional chung Ching, right,
- 16:17Speaker 1: you know. And I'm not sure, but it was either
- 16:19Speaker 1: traditional Sichuan or chunng Ching. And the sign wasn't super new,
- 16:24Speaker 1: and there weren't a ton of waitresses, and it wasn't
- 16:28Speaker 1: too fancy, but it looked nice, and it just looked
- 16:32Speaker 1: like they knew what they were doing. It just felt
- 16:34Speaker 1: correct to me having eaten in a billion restaurants in Beijing,
- 16:39Speaker 1: and boy, oh boy was it. So I go in
- 16:41Speaker 1: and I checked their menu and they had like six
- 16:44Speaker 1: different nuah dishes, bullfrog dishes, which is really rare. They
- 16:49Speaker 1: have a dry pot, chili fried, my favorite, the Mala yuah,
- 16:53Speaker 1: which is chili oil soup sort of like a hot
- 16:56Speaker 1: pot with a bunch of frog inside. They had, yeah,
- 16:59Speaker 1: a bunch of frog dishes, and I was like, okay,
- 17:01Speaker 1: at least I got options to try in case one
- 17:04Speaker 1: of it isn't as good as the rest. But when
- 17:07Speaker 1: I walked in and smelled the chili oil, it smelled correct.
- 17:10Speaker 1: It smelled like chong Qing ma la you know what.
- 17:12Speaker 1: That's what it was. The sign said Sichuan traditional, But
- 17:16Speaker 1: as soon as I walked in, I was like, oh,
- 17:18Speaker 1: that's chong Qing traditional oil. Like that's the mala flavor,
- 17:23Speaker 1: the numb, spicy that Sichuan ran and most Chinese people
- 17:26Speaker 1: don't really like. But it's famous from chung Ching, a
- 17:30Speaker 1: different city than Chungdu, which is the famous like center
- 17:33Speaker 1: for Sichuan cuisine. But it smelled like Chung Ching in
- 17:37Speaker 1: that restaurant, and I was like yes. So I got
- 17:39Speaker 1: really excited looking at their menu because everything looked amazing.
- 17:45Speaker 1: But I ended up getting the thing I had been
- 17:46Speaker 1: looking for for I don't know, probably a few days
- 17:49Speaker 1: at that point. The mala on yuah the red chili
- 17:52Speaker 1: oil boiled bullfrog. And when I say red, this is
- 17:56Speaker 1: bright red, primary color red, but a little deeper than
- 18:01Speaker 1: primary color red. It's swirling with the chili oil, and
- 18:08Speaker 1: the chili oil is blocking out all light to the
- 18:11Speaker 1: food in the broth underneath, so it's black under It's
- 18:14Speaker 1: just a very deep, rich red that I like. And
- 18:18Speaker 1: you know, it was really interesting. They used fresh peppercorns.
- 18:23Speaker 1: I didn't talk to too many people there because I
- 18:26Speaker 1: didn't know yet for sure it felt like the correct restaurant.
- 18:30Speaker 1: But if it was bad, I didn't want to spend
- 18:32Speaker 1: all this time talking to everybody and then never go
- 18:35Speaker 1: back to that restaurant again. So I just ordered the
- 18:38Speaker 1: frog and exchanged a couple pleasantries and then took it
- 18:42Speaker 1: to go. That's the other nice thing, no matter what
- 18:45Speaker 1: restaurant you're in. In Beijing, even if it's a super
- 18:48Speaker 1: fancy restaurant, you can always order food to go, so
- 18:52Speaker 1: this dish is typically eaten in the restaurant. It's a
- 18:55Speaker 1: giant pot of frog, of chili oil, boiled frog, and
- 19:01Speaker 1: I wanted to eat that in my room and watch TV,
- 19:03Speaker 1: which is totally acceptable in Beijing, so I ordered it
- 19:07Speaker 1: to go. They brought it out. I got super excited,
- 19:09Speaker 1: took it back home, and it's like a pretty big bowl,
- 19:14Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe a foot around total, just packed
- 19:19Speaker 1: full of stewed chili oil bullfrog. And they cut it
- 19:24Speaker 1: up into smaller pieces, so they'll cut up the shin part,
- 19:29Speaker 1: the calf and the thigh and the back and then
- 19:33Speaker 1: the segments of the arm, so they're in bite sized pieces.
- 19:36Speaker 1: But all the bone is on frog, so you have
- 19:39Speaker 1: to bite around the bone, which I had to get
- 19:42Speaker 1: used to living in China, because in the US food
- 19:47Speaker 1: is just so easy. It's like this is an extruded paste.
- 19:50Speaker 1: We will heat it up, it will turn into a solid,
- 19:52Speaker 1: and then you can eat it. We call it a nugget.
- 19:56Speaker 1: But in China and many Asian, many countries in general,
- 20:00Speaker 1: the meat is on the bone, just so it's fresh.
- 20:03Speaker 1: You're like, oh, this is real meat on a bone,
- 20:06Speaker 1: and you have to bite around the bone to get
- 20:09Speaker 1: at the meat, especially in age. I guess it's very popular.
- 20:13Speaker 1: But I'm totally used to that now, and it doesn't
- 20:14Speaker 1: bother me to bite around or like nibble and munch
- 20:18Speaker 1: on the meat around the bone to get the good
- 20:20Speaker 1: meat off because that's where the meat came from. I
- 20:23Speaker 1: don't know, it just doesn't bother me anymore because I've
- 20:26Speaker 1: been doing it forever. The problem I didn't I had
- 20:29Speaker 1: with that before was the oil that got on my hands,
- 20:31Speaker 1: if it was I don't know whatever, because I was
- 20:36Speaker 1: picking up pieces of duck neck for instance, or whatever
- 20:40Speaker 1: I was picking up. It was just really oily. But
- 20:42Speaker 1: once I have the uh, plastic gloves and then using chopsticks,
- 20:47Speaker 1: it's not messy at all. You just get good at
- 20:50Speaker 1: eating the meat off the bone where meat comes from.
- 20:54Speaker 1: So I had this giant bowl of malaya, and I
- 20:59Speaker 1: was very excit and it was a great night because
- 21:02Speaker 1: it tasted. I got a few mala things before that,
- 21:06Speaker 1: but they didn't taste correct. They might have been Sichuan,
- 21:08Speaker 1: but they weren't chung Qing mala, which is a very
- 21:11Speaker 1: different flavor, and they use a lot of Sichuan peppercorns.
- 21:14Speaker 1: Oh and the cool thing about this one they had
- 21:17Speaker 1: fresh Sichuan peppercorn. So Sichuan peppercorn Are these like tiny?
- 21:23Speaker 1: How big are they? Like? Two millimeter? Maybe roughly one
- 21:28Speaker 1: point five to two millimeter? Small beans? Really or peppercorns,
- 21:34Speaker 1: I guess is a better way. And you can buy
- 21:37Speaker 1: them everywhere in China. Even though they're not super popular,
- 21:40Speaker 1: they're such a staple of the most popular or the
- 21:43Speaker 1: most revered cuisine, I should say, Sichuan's high chung Qing
- 21:47Speaker 1: is a city in Sichuan Province that you can buy
- 21:50Speaker 1: these dried peppercorns nearly everywhere across the country, and they're
- 21:54Speaker 1: usually black, and you just got a big pouch of them.
- 21:56Speaker 1: You throw them in with whatever you're cooking, and everybody
- 21:59Speaker 1: uses them and they taste for sure. But this restaurant
- 22:03Speaker 1: that as soon as I tasted the red chili oil
- 22:08Speaker 1: my first bite, basically, I was like, Oop, that's it.
- 22:10Speaker 1: This is the place I want to eat. And it's
- 22:13Speaker 1: right around the corner from my hostel, and it is
- 22:17Speaker 1: the first place of I don't know how many I
- 22:21Speaker 1: tried where I was like, oh good, this food is
- 22:24Speaker 1: real and it's cooked proper, like they take time to
- 22:27Speaker 1: make everything correct. Even if it's not the most efficient
- 22:31Speaker 1: cooking method or the fastest cooking method, it's the most
- 22:34Speaker 1: efficient for making best dang food in Beijing, for sure.
- 22:38Speaker 1: So I got really excited after trying this dish. The
- 22:42Speaker 1: chili oil was so fresh, and that's really the hallmark
- 22:46Speaker 1: of chung ching malayo, the numb, spicy chili oil. You
- 22:52Speaker 1: can get malayo like everywhere, but if it's cooked at all,
- 22:58Speaker 1: or if it's cooked too long, which is a very
- 23:01Speaker 1: narrow window, you're going to miss out on a lot
- 23:04Speaker 1: of flavors. They get cooked out really fast. Or if
- 23:09Speaker 1: the chef has fresh oil but he just cooks it
- 23:11Speaker 1: wrong too high heat or too long or mixes and
- 23:14Speaker 1: too much stuff, you lose this fresh tanginess of chung
- 23:17Speaker 1: ching ma layo. And this was perfect. It was cooked
- 23:22Speaker 1: absolutely perfectly, and it's such a rich, delicious flavor. And
- 23:27Speaker 1: I was just cloud nine the whole time I was
- 23:29Speaker 1: watching TV and eating my chili oil. Bullfrogs due to Bullfrog,
- 23:35Speaker 1: and I was like, great if nothing, if everything goes
- 23:38Speaker 1: wrong in Beijing. After this, then I'm just going to
- 23:41Speaker 1: keep going to this restaurant, eating this and I'll be happy.
- 23:45Speaker 1: And I didn't have to do that because things kept
- 23:49Speaker 1: going right in Beijing. Everything was great. I had a
- 23:51Speaker 1: really fun time. But it was nice that I had
- 23:53Speaker 1: my private room at this hostel that was pretty comfortable,
- 23:56Speaker 1: especially after I fixed the shower head so it worked
- 24:00Speaker 1: like new. And then I had an amazing restaurant around
- 24:05Speaker 1: the corner from me. I think I went there the
- 24:07Speaker 1: next day and got Did I get more frog the
- 24:10Speaker 1: next day? I don't know, whatever, Okay, And it was
- 24:13Speaker 1: finally time to meet my friends that I hadn't seen
- 24:16Speaker 1: in a couple of years or something. And my closest
- 24:20Speaker 1: friends are Terry and Sean and Shawn's family, and those
- 24:25Speaker 1: are outside of the people I met in the hostel.
- 24:28Speaker 1: Those are the only people I spent any time with
- 24:30Speaker 1: while I was in Beijing, because my other friend just
- 24:33Speaker 1: had a baby, so she's still chilling down in her province.
- 24:37Speaker 1: Otherwise we definitely would have spent time together. So I
- 24:40Speaker 1: mostly ended up alternating with Sean and Terry, who were
- 24:45Speaker 1: my drinking buddies but also my very close friends. Like
- 24:48Speaker 1: we started being friends. Both of those guys, I think, yeah,
- 24:52Speaker 1: they were assistants at the first school in Beijing, and
- 24:58Speaker 1: then he just kept talking and now it's been a
- 25:01Speaker 1: decade and a half and we're still very close friends.
- 25:04Speaker 1: So I saw Sean first. I went with his family
- 25:07Speaker 1: to a Shaukau restaurant that I think I mentioned last week.
- 25:11Speaker 1: And then I went to see Terry, who the last
- 25:14Speaker 1: time I saw him was in Beijing and Mento Go
- 25:17Speaker 1: a district pretty far on the edge of the urban
- 25:20Speaker 1: area of Beijing. But there's this all you can eat
- 25:22Speaker 1: buffet that is absolutely insane that I took him to
- 25:26Speaker 1: that I went to ten times in the month I
- 25:30Speaker 1: was there. I went there constantly. It was so good.
- 25:34Speaker 1: But because it had been a couple of years, or
- 25:36Speaker 1: at least one year, Terry did the thing you're supposed
- 25:39Speaker 1: to do in Chinese culture. You choose the restaurant and
- 25:41Speaker 1: you make all the arrangements for your friend and bring
- 25:46Speaker 1: him there. And I was like, dang it, because I
- 25:48Speaker 1: was worried he was going to do the same thing
- 25:51Speaker 1: take me to the fancy restaurant, but maybe not the
- 25:55Speaker 1: kind of restaurant that was super good. It was like
- 25:59Speaker 1: too fancy for its own good. It's like the prestige
- 26:02Speaker 1: of saying you went to Chiunjuda, which is the most
- 26:04Speaker 1: famous Beijing kaw yaw restaurant in Beijing, and for my money,
- 26:08Speaker 1: completely pedestrian in its flavor. It doesn't stand out to
- 26:13Speaker 1: me at all. But you can say you went to Chiuanjuda,
- 26:16Speaker 1: and then everybody else in China will be like, oh,
- 26:18Speaker 1: the good restaurant because it has that reputation. It's all
- 26:22Speaker 1: about face and it's funny. This was after I found
- 26:26Speaker 1: the good traditional Sichuan restaurant, so I was like nudging him,
- 26:29Speaker 1: was like, hey, we should just go here. It's really good,
- 26:31Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, man, no, we have a
- 26:32Speaker 1: great hot pop restaurant. I was like, okay, this one's
- 26:36Speaker 1: really good though, I bet you'll like it, and it
- 26:38Speaker 1: has all these but he was like, no, no, this
- 26:40Speaker 1: is the best hotpot restaurant. We go there all the time.
- 26:43Speaker 1: Him and his wife. She wants to see you too.
- 26:45Speaker 1: Just come meet us there. It'll be so much fun.
- 26:48Speaker 1: And I haven't seen his wife in a long time.
- 26:52Speaker 1: She's kind of a homebody. And I think it's been
- 26:56Speaker 1: seven years, no ten years, actually it might have been
- 27:00Speaker 1: before I left China. I haven't seen her. Wow, but
- 27:05Speaker 1: if it was Beijing, then it would be like a
- 27:06Speaker 1: dozen years. That's crazy to think because all three of
- 27:09Speaker 1: us used to hang out all the time. They were dating, Yeah,
- 27:14Speaker 1: way back then. They were dating when I met him
- 27:16Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, and then I think they got married
- 27:19Speaker 1: after I left China nine years ago or something, and
- 27:24Speaker 1: they just got the civil certificate. They didn't have a
- 27:26Speaker 1: big wedding, so I didn't go back there, which I appreciate.
- 27:29Speaker 1: Thanks guys, in case you're listening, keep marriage is simple.
- 27:33Speaker 1: But Terry sounded really excited about this hot pot restaurant,
- 27:38Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, sure, if you're that into it,
- 27:41Speaker 1: let's go do that. And he also said that it
- 27:44Speaker 1: was Jessica's favorite hot pot restaurant, like they went there
- 27:48Speaker 1: a lot. And so we went there and I actually
- 27:52Speaker 1: took one of my bags of yak jerky that another
- 27:55Speaker 1: friend ordered for me, or actually Terry brought over. Okay,
- 28:00Speaker 1: so my Chinese friend nailed yak jerky, which is my
- 28:05Speaker 1: favorite jerky, to Terry's house before I got to China,
- 28:09Speaker 1: and I asked them to buy me one or two bags,
- 28:12Speaker 1: but they bought me like six as a joke because
- 28:14Speaker 1: it's my favorite thing, which was really cool. But that's
- 28:19Speaker 1: a kilogram and a hat. That's like three and a
- 28:21Speaker 1: half four pounds of yak jerky, which is a lot
- 28:24Speaker 1: of jerky, especially considering every day I'm going to dinners
- 28:28Speaker 1: and lunches with friends already, and you can't take meat
- 28:31Speaker 1: internationally across borders generally, So that meant I had to
- 28:36Speaker 1: eat all six bags of yak jerkey before I left Beijing. Luckily,
- 28:40Speaker 1: it is my favorite jerky, and I did succeed, but
- 28:45Speaker 1: that I was cracking a bag immediately and sharing with Terry,
- 28:49Speaker 1: and then we were waiting for Jessica to get there,
- 28:52Speaker 1: who needed to get ready, and then that ended up
- 28:57Speaker 1: taking three hours, which apparently is for the course. She
- 29:00Speaker 1: takes a lot long time to get ready, and she
- 29:03Speaker 1: really likes hanging out with her dog, so she'll get
- 29:06Speaker 1: distracted by getting the dog this or that, or taking
- 29:11Speaker 1: him out for a walk, or catering to the doggies everywhim.
- 29:15Speaker 1: So Jessica didn't actually show up for almost three hours,
- 29:19Speaker 1: but me and Terry didn't notice because it was a
- 29:22Speaker 1: new type of hot pot that I've never had. It
- 29:25Speaker 1: was really interesting. And then they had beer, so I
- 29:28Speaker 1: had nine beers before Jessica got there, and I hadn't
- 29:34Speaker 1: had any beer before they wait. I came straight from Korea,
- 29:38Speaker 1: so I definitely had beer in Korea, oh and Japan before.
- 29:42Speaker 1: I don't know, it was feeling totally healthy, so I
- 29:45Speaker 1: mean I was not My body was fine, so I
- 29:49Speaker 1: wasn't peeing every five minutes from the beers I was drinking,
- 29:52Speaker 1: which I think is a warning sign. I was just
- 29:56Speaker 1: comfortably drinking beer and having hot pot with my friend
- 29:58Speaker 1: and we talked for three hours until Jessica showed up.
- 30:02Speaker 1: I always get mal I always get the spicy hot pot,
- 30:06Speaker 1: and I found out that my friend Terry was one
- 30:10Speaker 1: of the last two people who ate spicy food with
- 30:12Speaker 1: me in China. It's just unpopular in China to eat
- 30:17Speaker 1: spicy food generally. And I like very spicy food, and
- 30:20Speaker 1: I like a lot of spicy food. But if you
- 30:23Speaker 1: end up going to China, you'll be surprised at how
- 30:25Speaker 1: few people actually eat spicy food, and especially how few
- 30:29Speaker 1: eat a lot of spicy food. Like if they eat
- 30:32Speaker 1: one spicy thing per day, then they don't eat anything
- 30:35Speaker 1: spicy the rest of the day, and they maybe not
- 30:38Speaker 1: the rest of the week. It's very cheerlishly meat it
- 30:41Speaker 1: out in their diets. I will eat three spicy dishes
- 30:46Speaker 1: a day and be very happy for it, especially if
- 30:49Speaker 1: I happen to be in China. So I was surprised
- 30:52Speaker 1: that we got this non spicy seafood hot pot based
- 30:58Speaker 1: the seafood broth rather than the spicy one. But when
- 31:01Speaker 1: I asked Terry, he said he doesn't eat spicy food
- 31:03Speaker 1: anymore because it makes him sweat too much, which is
- 31:06Speaker 1: a big thing. That's what. Yeah, that's a lot of
- 31:09Speaker 1: people don't eat spicy food in China because they start
- 31:11Speaker 1: sweating if they eat it, and I guess that's uncomfortable.
- 31:16Speaker 1: And you know what, I thought, that was just I
- 31:18Speaker 1: was like, that's a dumb excuse, Like how much can
- 31:20Speaker 1: you sweat that? It sucks. And then when we went
- 31:22Speaker 1: to eat spicy food later, he was sweating like that
- 31:26Speaker 1: joke Jordan Key and Peel episode where the porn's on
- 31:31Speaker 1: his computer and he's just sweating down his face. That's
- 31:36Speaker 1: what my friend started. That's what Terry started sweating like
- 31:38Speaker 1: the first time I took him to go eat spicy
- 31:40Speaker 1: food again, and I was like, wow, that is like debilitating.
- 31:44Speaker 1: That's this crazy amount of sweat from spicy food. But
- 31:48Speaker 1: it was really interesting. That's a pretty good testament to friendship.
- 31:50Speaker 1: That we were waiting, what three hours for the third
- 31:53Speaker 1: person in the party, but both of us had no
- 31:55Speaker 1: problem just talking about crap whatever for three hours. We
- 31:59Speaker 1: talked a lot about how Beijing had changed, how he
- 32:02Speaker 1: had changed about the spicy food, what. Actually we didn't
- 32:05Speaker 1: even talk about what the dish was. It was really
- 32:07Speaker 1: interesting though. It looked like it had this sloping fancy
- 32:10Speaker 1: hat they put on, and then they ultra steam everything
- 32:14Speaker 1: for a very specific amount of time so that it's
- 32:17Speaker 1: cooked perfectly. And while the seafood hot pot was not
- 32:21Speaker 1: as exciting as the spicy stuff I usually get, it
- 32:24Speaker 1: was very good. Like the fish was obviously very high
- 32:28Speaker 1: quality and very flavorful, especially with the broth that just
- 32:33Speaker 1: makes it more flavorful. It's like a fish seafood broth,
- 32:36Speaker 1: and then you have bits of fish inside, and there
- 32:38Speaker 1: were some mushrooms and stuff. The fish was actually so
- 32:41Speaker 1: fresh and so good. I checked their menu to see
- 32:43Speaker 1: if there was anything else interesting I would want to
- 32:45Speaker 1: try in there, and they actually had morel mushrooms, which
- 32:50Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever had because they're so expensive
- 32:56Speaker 1: in the States where I grew up with zero money,
- 32:59Speaker 1: and then there of a European US thing. I think
- 33:02Speaker 1: because they're not I don't think i'd ever seen them
- 33:05Speaker 1: in China before either. But I was like, oh, shoot,
- 33:08Speaker 1: these are fancy expensive mushrooms. Let's get these. And they
- 33:11Speaker 1: were a few bucks for a tray of frozen moral mushrooms.
- 33:17Speaker 1: I assume they keep them on ice because they're a
- 33:19Speaker 1: fancy expensive ingredient, but not that expensive in China. And
- 33:24Speaker 1: we tossed them in and they were good, and I
- 33:26Speaker 1: can see why people like them, and now I want
- 33:28Speaker 1: to try them fresh, very interesting little flavors. But unless
- 33:33Speaker 1: they're one of the very popular Chinese mushrooms, which are anchy, oyster, shitake,
- 33:41Speaker 1: and king I think they're called those fat ones. If
- 33:44Speaker 1: they're not one of those four, then Chinese people, just
- 33:46Speaker 1: like most countries, if it's not the common mushroom, they're like,
- 33:49Speaker 1: watch out, it'll kill you. So the waitress kept being like,
- 33:52Speaker 1: put them all in heat them for ten minutes. They're
- 33:54Speaker 1: super dangerous, and I was like, okay, thank you, and
- 33:57Speaker 1: then I you know, I didn't do that. I wanted
- 33:59Speaker 1: to taste them moral, so I didn't cook them for
- 34:01Speaker 1: too long, but she was very worried about our health,
- 34:05Speaker 1: and we ate all of them and they were good,
- 34:07Speaker 1: and neither of us got sick. And I'm not even
- 34:10Speaker 1: sure why we would have. I just think it's an
- 34:13Speaker 1: uncommon ingredient in China, and if anything's on common, they're like,
- 34:17Speaker 1: just boil it for twenty minutes, you'll probably be safe then.
- 34:21Speaker 1: And this whole time, for the three hours we're waiting
- 34:24Speaker 1: for Jessica to get there, I am just munching down
- 34:26Speaker 1: on my yak jerky, share some with Terry, and it
- 34:30Speaker 1: was fun. It was fun as heck, hang with a friend,
- 34:33Speaker 1: talk for a few hours, eat a bunch of jerky,
- 34:35Speaker 1: my favorite jerky in the world. Have a bunch of
- 34:38Speaker 1: crappy beers. Not a huge fan of Chinese beers, but
- 34:41Speaker 1: you know what, I'll drink them. And I was brought
- 34:44Speaker 1: over to the seafood hot pot Cuisine, which I almost
- 34:49Speaker 1: never get, so it was good for a change, actually,
- 34:51Speaker 1: so I'm glad he took me there. And I'd never
- 34:53Speaker 1: seen that style of pressure steaming it under a weaved
- 34:58Speaker 1: hat on top of the hot That was really interesting
- 35:01Speaker 1: to see. And from the beginning, Terarry kept telling me like,
- 35:04Speaker 1: oh yeah, just because it's coming in like thirty minutes,
- 35:06Speaker 1: she says she'll be here in forty five minutes, And
- 35:09Speaker 1: he just said that five or six times until it
- 35:11Speaker 1: was three hours later. I was like, is she coming,
- 35:13Speaker 1: because we don't have to stay here, we can meet
- 35:16Speaker 1: her anywhere. But after three hours she did show up,
- 35:20Speaker 1: and she stayed for like forty five minutes, and it
- 35:23Speaker 1: was fun to see her again. But she really likes
- 35:26Speaker 1: her dog and wanted to get back to her dog,
- 35:29Speaker 1: so forty five minutes after she showed up, she went
- 35:31Speaker 1: back to go take care of her dog some more.
- 35:34Speaker 1: But for those forty five minutes straight, we were just
- 35:36Speaker 1: talking about how things were going and traveling, and she
- 35:41Speaker 1: travels also. She likes to travel, and it was a
- 35:44Speaker 1: lot of fun. And I remember she used to have
- 35:46Speaker 1: like I can't remember if it was trivia or she
- 35:48Speaker 1: just knew a bunch of stuff. So everyone used to
- 35:50Speaker 1: call her Jessica Pedia, which I think is very funny,
- 35:53Speaker 1: pretty good nickname if your friends are like you're an encyclopedia.
- 35:57Speaker 1: And I got five more beers after she hoed up
- 36:00Speaker 1: while we were talking, and then like after she had
- 36:03Speaker 1: left me and Terry had like two more whatever. So
- 36:06Speaker 1: that's about five more in total. And so I think
- 36:09Speaker 1: I had fourteen beers at this place, twelve or fourteen.
- 36:12Speaker 1: I had a lot, oh or maybe it was maybe
- 36:15Speaker 1: it was like six before she showed up. Let's say
- 36:18Speaker 1: nine to fourteen beers. But Chinese beers are very low percentage,
- 36:21Speaker 1: They're like two percent, so it's more like I had
- 36:26Speaker 1: four regular beers. Oh, but they are six hundred millilters,
- 36:29Speaker 1: so they are big. Okay, I had a lot. I
- 36:32Speaker 1: felt fine though, Okay. And on my way back, I
- 36:37Speaker 1: found a snack store, which are becoming very popular in Beijing.
- 36:41Speaker 1: And we're not a thing when I used to live there,
- 36:44Speaker 1: but I've noticed them more and more every each time
- 36:47Speaker 1: I go back to visit Beijing. Oh, I might have
- 36:50Speaker 1: mentioned this last week. You go in and you can
- 36:52Speaker 1: just buy one packet, like one piece of beef jerky
- 36:55Speaker 1: in a tiny little self serve or single serving packet,
- 37:00Speaker 1: one piece of duck neck or one chicken wing, or
- 37:03Speaker 1: one piece of seaweed or one just a whole bunch
- 37:06Speaker 1: of things, so you can get a like a grab
- 37:07Speaker 1: bag of snacks and I went into the store, and
- 37:10Speaker 1: I was really excited to see one, and I got
- 37:13Speaker 1: my stuff and I turned around a corner and I
- 37:16Speaker 1: saw a guy stuff like one of the snacks into
- 37:21Speaker 1: his jacket, and he looked at me up like he
- 37:23Speaker 1: looked up at me knowing that he was caught, and
- 37:27Speaker 1: then he rushed past me and ran out the front door,
- 37:30Speaker 1: basically with the snacks he stole. And it was such
- 37:33Speaker 1: a bizarre I don't know. I didn't even report him
- 37:36Speaker 1: because it's like one duck neck piece or whatever, and
- 37:41Speaker 1: food is so cheap in China. Maybe if he's stealing,
- 37:46Speaker 1: he was, he has he must have a really bad
- 37:48Speaker 1: situation because like there's not really people eat in China,
- 37:53Speaker 1: not only because the family takes care of the more
- 37:56Speaker 1: disadvantage disadvantaged members of the family. Like if you're really old,
- 38:01Speaker 1: you're not living on your own in China, you're living
- 38:03Speaker 1: with someone in your family who can take care of you,
- 38:06Speaker 1: or you're at a hospice, which are inexpensive. Not many
- 38:09Speaker 1: people go hungry in China. It's a very inexpensive country
- 38:13Speaker 1: to live in. Sophie was stealing. He's either just a jerk,
- 38:17Speaker 1: or maybe he really needed the food. I don't know.
- 38:21Speaker 1: I didn't tell anybody. It just didn't seem like my place. Well,
- 38:25Speaker 1: I've got a bunch to get up to today, and
- 38:27Speaker 1: there's way more China stuff to talk about, but any
- 38:30Speaker 1: of the stories I start on will probably take a
- 38:32Speaker 1: bunch of time to get into. So thank you so
- 38:37Speaker 1: much for listening. You can talk to me at bit
- 38:38Speaker 1: of a Rambler at gmail dot com or bit of
- 38:40Speaker 1: a Rambler on Blue Sky and Lemmy and I will
- 38:43Speaker 1: talk to you soon. Have a great rest of your day.