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We Made a Podcast with AI · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week on the show, we have an episode fully
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  Speaker 1: made by AI.
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  Speaker 2: AI, also known as artificial intelligence, is an exciting, innovative
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  Speaker 2: and very welcomes new thing that is evaded and invaded
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  Speaker 2: every single aspect of human life, including podcasts. We put
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  Speaker 2: in some keywords to build the perfect podcast and we're
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  Speaker 2: going to show it to you, and I dare you
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  Speaker 2: to figure out whether or not it is AI.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, this podcast is all AI. Everything you're about
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  Speaker 3: to see is all AI.
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  Speaker 4: So pour out four metric tons of fresh water, automate
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  Speaker 4: your job, and let's listen. In a.
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  Speaker 3: So I was saying, I was telling SO. I was
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  Speaker 3: telling her that I just don't know if I can
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  Speaker 3: continue this anymore. And she said, okay, that's fine.
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  Speaker 4: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
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  Speaker 4: So she said you can't continue this anymore?
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  Speaker 3: She said, yeah, So she said, I can't continue this anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on a minute. I think we're getting a little
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  Speaker 2: ahead of ourselves. I don't think we've introduced ourselves.
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  Speaker 5: We just happened to be hanging out.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome in, Hi, We're the Hangout podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome Welcome to the Hangout podcast, your favorite weekly hangout
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  Speaker 3: with some of your favorite weekly friends. I'm Jojo, I'm John.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Josie, and I'm Dan Smith. We share some of
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  Speaker 4: the hottest takes, the coolest inside jokes, and the crazy
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  Speaker 4: story that happened from our lives.
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  Speaker 3: You would not believe the crazy, wild hijinks that some
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  Speaker 3: of us get into.
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  Speaker 1: What was happening before this episode was Joe is talking
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  Speaker 1: about a relationship he's going through and trying to determine is.
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  Speaker 5: He the asshole?
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy to think about if I John am the
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  Speaker 3: asshole or not.
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  Speaker 6: So let's break it down.
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  Speaker 2: Tell the viewer exactly what's going on in your relationship,
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  Speaker 2: and we'll relate to it and talk about our opinion.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, you really want to get into this now?
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  Speaker 5: Wait?
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  Speaker 4: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, let's get into
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  Speaker 4: it though?
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  Speaker 3: Are we sure? Guys? We've got so many other things
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  Speaker 3: to talk about on this point. I thought a.
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  Speaker 6: Minute, I didn't quite get that.
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  Speaker 3: Say that again, guys, we have so many other things
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  Speaker 3: to talk about on this podcast. You really want to
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  Speaker 3: get into this now? If I am the asshole, don't
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  Speaker 3: make me.
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  Speaker 4: Call a donut truce one of our many inside jokes.
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  Speaker 3: No, not a donut truth.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, don't even begin to explain. Donut truth.
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  Speaker 4: Goes back so far that we'd be here all day. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I digress.
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  Speaker 3: On episode, we got together and created what is called
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  Speaker 3: the donut Truce.
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  Speaker 1: It was a silly moment where Josie had a twist
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  Speaker 1: sugar donut.
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  Speaker 5: We all wanted.
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  Speaker 3: Some, and we decided if we all take a piece
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  Speaker 3: of it, we promise and truce that we'll remember this
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  Speaker 3: moment and come back to it.
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  Speaker 6: I'm laughing so hard thinking about the donut truth.
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  Speaker 3: I'm laughing so hard thinking about the donut truth.
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  Speaker 4: But remembering the donut truth has me in stitches.
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  Speaker 1: Now now, now, let's get back to John's crazy dating life.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, Yeah, I have a bit of a crazy
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  Speaker 3: dating life. Huh. Being single in the city sure is
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  Speaker 3: tough sometimes.
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  Speaker 4: Well haha, amen, sister, don't even get me started.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway. Anyway, anyway, this this date was particularly insane and wild.
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  Speaker 3: I met this girl online where I won't say the app,
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  Speaker 3: but it was Field.
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  Speaker 1: Now, guys, let's talk about these apps. I'm one that
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  Speaker 1: likes Hinge. What about you, guys?
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  Speaker 2: I don't like my dating life being decided by an algorithm.
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  Speaker 6: I like to date in real life.
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  Speaker 3: You're always dating in real life, dancing people at the bar.
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  Speaker 6: I'm always meeting people at the baseball game.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I always say, never take him to a baseball game.
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  Speaker 4: He will walk away with three girlfriends.
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  Speaker 2: I met three girlfriends in line for a servesa at
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  Speaker 2: the baseball game.
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  Speaker 3: This was an insane story. We were once at a
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  Speaker 3: baseball game and Dan Smith accidentally invited three different girls.
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  Speaker 6: It was really crazy.
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  Speaker 2: One of them was a ballerina, one of them was
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  Speaker 2: an accountant, and one of them was a secretary of state.
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  Speaker 2: I sat all with them and had to be different
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  Speaker 2: personalities with them. By the end of the day, I
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  Speaker 2: did not know who I was. It was like the
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  Speaker 2: popular film You Might Love Missus doubt Fire.
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  Speaker 1: But remember I brought up a really important fact that
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  Speaker 1: a lot of our listeners mentioned in the comments, which is,
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  Speaker 1: if you can bring girlfriends to a baseball game, why
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  Speaker 1: can't I bring my partner, which is my cat?
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  Speaker 3: You're coming a cat lady. Another hot take.
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  Speaker 4: Don't even get me started on this hot take.
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  Speaker 3: You we go with another hot take.
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  Speaker 2: Get ready and listen in and get ready to clip
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  Speaker 2: this exciting hot take.
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  Speaker 4: Prap your hand on the razor tool and get ready
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  Speaker 4: to clip this hot take.
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  Speaker 3: Now, this is what I call a hot take, and
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  Speaker 3: I can't stand.
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  Speaker 4: You're having our tea and spilling it too. It's a
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  Speaker 4: hot take.
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  Speaker 1: If I had a plus one to a wedding and
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  Speaker 1: you brought your boyfriend, why can't I bring my partner,
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  Speaker 1: which is my cat?
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  Speaker 6: That is a high key truth.
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  Speaker 3: Now that's something I just can't believe or get behind.
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  Speaker 3: You want to do what?
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  Speaker 5: Period?
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, what I was saying is maybe what we
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  Speaker 3: should do is move on to our first game.
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  Speaker 6: You were not saying that. So we're saying a dating story.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, misunderstanding with boys, donnut truce truths.
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  Speaker 6: I agree, Let's move on to another topic.
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  Speaker 5: Fuck Mary Kill.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, this one is good.
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  Speaker 4: Now, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 6: This is a game I play and like if you don't.
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  Speaker 4: Know, Fuck Marykill is a game where in my family
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  Speaker 4: we do fuck Mary and kill for which three things?
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  Speaker 4: You would choose to do each.
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  Speaker 3: Of those things in your family. That's how you play
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  Speaker 3: it with your family, and in your family, it's.
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  Speaker 4: A family tradition from Thanksgiving and onward. Don't even get
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  Speaker 4: me started.
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  Speaker 3: The interesting thing is actually it was founded in nineteen
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  Speaker 3: eighty one by a man named Richard Geefe in New Jersey.
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  Speaker 5: Here goes John with the history facts again.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm always busting out history people. I just love
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  Speaker 3: to do it.
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  Speaker 6: It is so crazy that your human brain knows so
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  Speaker 6: much about history.
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  Speaker 3: It is crazy that my human brain knows so much
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  Speaker 3: about history.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like study. Someone studied the essay t settle.
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  Speaker 1: Down, now, settle down, now, settle down now. Okay, fuck
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  Speaker 1: Mary kill.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 5: This one's kind of quirky because it's food.
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  Speaker 3: No, that feels it gross and impossible. You're gonna do what.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck marykill is for people, not for food.
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  Speaker 1: But on this crazy quirky podcast, we're gonna do it
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  Speaker 1: with food.
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  Speaker 6: This is upside down from what I usually.
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  Speaker 4: Think unusual, unusual, unusual.
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  Speaker 3: Pray tell tell us, ready to cut this one.
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  Speaker 5: French fries, cookies, fruit.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, This one's hard. This one's really hard.
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  Speaker 4: This is certainly ridiculous because you am kissing a French
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  Speaker 4: fry for the purposes of comedic heightening. I will engage
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  Speaker 4: you with your silly game. French fries kind of like
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  Speaker 4: someone you want to go home to at the end
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  Speaker 4: of a long night. So I would pick to marry
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  Speaker 4: the French fries cookie you can't have every day you
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  Speaker 4: will get sick. I will choose to fuck the cookie
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  Speaker 4: and fruit. I will kill it. Kill kill kill kill
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  Speaker 4: kill kill kill kill kill kill.
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  Speaker 5: That's the thing about you. You're a girl who's naughty.
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  Speaker 6: I choose not to engage.
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  Speaker 2: Sexuality is an interesting thing, and I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: I feel comfortable discussing it.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, you are such a dweeb sometimes, Dan Smith.
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  Speaker 2: Please, I am someone who has interesting values because I
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  Speaker 2: was raised different.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that sounds like one of our segments, which is
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  Speaker 1: boundaries with Dan.
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  Speaker 6: Boundaries.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the segment Boundaries with Dan Today. It's a
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  Speaker 2: very fun game.
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  Speaker 4: Uk, Okay, I'm already laughing.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go, Dan, Here we go again.
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  Speaker 5: Such a champion of emotional health.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine that you are dating me. Ok if you are
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  Speaker 2: a mythical girlfriend or boyfriend of.
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  Speaker 3: Mine, you would love that. Wouldn't change you?
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  Speaker 4: Sure you would be interested in that?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I couldn't date you. I'm a cat lady and
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  Speaker 5: I'm gay.
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  Speaker 6: This is a game.
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  Speaker 2: We're pretending a my bad So you're going to ask
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  Speaker 2: if something is within my boundaries, and I will either
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  Speaker 2: allow it or not. And imagine we are at an
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  Speaker 2: apartment and we are on a date.
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  Speaker 6: Try to do things with me, but if you cross
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  Speaker 6: the line, I'll ask you to leave.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this makes perfect sense.
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  Speaker 5: What a fun game.
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  Speaker 2: So it's we're doing it like Dungeons and Dragons style
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  Speaker 2: hashtag Dungeons and Dragons.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, gameplay. I love Dungeons and Dragons.
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  Speaker 4: I love tabletop role playing game.
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  Speaker 3: A TTRPG is something I like to do with my
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  Speaker 3: friends and family on the weekends.
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  Speaker 5: I hope I roll a dirty twenty on the dice.
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  Speaker 2: I am doing a Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Each episode
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  Speaker 2: is twenty eight hours. So let's begin this game. Why
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  Speaker 2: don't we, Dan, So I am opening the door. I
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  Speaker 2: am inviting you into my beautiful apartment.
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  Speaker 4: Move number one. I invite an exotic dancer to the apartment.
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  Speaker 6: You must leave.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I have boundaries with Dan.
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  Speaker 2: I will not have an exotic dancer in my house
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  Speaker 2: before I've met you.
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  Speaker 3: Dan, you are so conservative, an old school. It's something
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  Speaker 3: that we disagree on, but also we find common ground.
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  Speaker 2: What I like about this friend group is that we
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: are very very different politically, but we all hang out
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  Speaker 2: and we put that aside.
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  Speaker 6: I'm conservative, and you're all okay with that.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it doesn't act any part of my life at all.
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  Speaker 3: But you are.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's completely ridiculous that you want to kill fruit,
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  Speaker 1: and I a gay cat lady Vegan don't would never
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  Speaker 1: lay a hand on fruit.
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  Speaker 4: But this is what we can do to debate and foster,
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  Speaker 4: debate and argue and park.
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  Speaker 5: And a.
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  Speaker 4: Tabletop role playing game.
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  Speaker 1: Tabletok John, it's your turn, fuck Mary, kill French fry,
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  Speaker 1: cookie Fruit.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, this is hard. I can't even begin to
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  Speaker 3: decide for me. Actually, they are both all things I love,
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  Speaker 3: so I can't even begin to decide. Hmmm, maybe I
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  Speaker 3: would actually marry French fries. I'm a fiend for oil.
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: Maybe actually, because I'm on a new diet and really
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  Speaker 3: interested in health, maybe I would actually marry fruit. This
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  Speaker 3: is really heating up.
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  Speaker 4: But you don't even get him started, and I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm going to have to disagree. Okay, Okay,
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: here we go again. Here we go again. Everybody'd get
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: out the get out the bodyguards. They are going to
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: go at it. Pull him back, hold him back.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I keep it real and I love you
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  Speaker 6: as a friend.
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  Speaker 3: I love you as a friend too.
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: You both are crashing out.
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: You're crashing out.
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  Speaker 4: Crash Out, crash Out, Dungeons and Dragons, tabletop roleplaying game,
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: crash Out, crash.
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  Speaker 6: Out, Boots, Mama Sleigh.
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  Speaker 5: Period.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, now we have to get to this conversation.
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: Let's talk Beyonce, Beyonce, Beyonce, Cowboy Carter Tour.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: I like Beyonce. I went to her concert and I
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  Speaker 2: saw her drive around in a big car in the sky.
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  Speaker 2: It was exciting and fun, and I think it's fun
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  Speaker 2: to be in an audience.
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  Speaker 6: At a car.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about Beyonce. I hope I don't get
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  Speaker 3: flamed in the comments for having a not good view.
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  Speaker 2: Do not put loss of comments on this video. Do
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  Speaker 2: not put lots of comments on this video.
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  Speaker 3: Lease, do not do not.
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  Speaker 4: I think it is actually the perfect time to introduce
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  Speaker 4: our new segment, hot take that lasts forty five seconds
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  Speaker 4: but never actually reveals the take.
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  Speaker 1: I love this segment and period begin.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, now hold on for a second. You're not
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  Speaker 4: about to like this. You are not about to like this.
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  Speaker 4: This is not something that is going to make me popular.
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  Speaker 4: And you may even be a little bit mad at me,
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  Speaker 4: but just walk with me for a moment. Just walk
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  Speaker 4: with me for a moment. You might not like what
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: I'm about to say, but the thing is, here's the thing,
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  Speaker 4: but also but also but also no wait what but
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  Speaker 4: here's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: You can't even.
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  Speaker 4: You aren't even listening to what I'm saying. Just hear
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  Speaker 4: me out for a moment.
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  Speaker 3: To hear me out.
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  Speaker 6: Great job, that was.
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  Speaker 5: An awesome job.
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  Speaker 6: That's very awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, my turn and.
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  Speaker 4: Time.
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  Speaker 5: The thing about movies.
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  Speaker 1: Is no no, no, no, no no, don't go and
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  Speaker 1: crashing out Mama. Sorry, I'm a little quirky and sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I say things kind of weird for a girl.
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  Speaker 3: She are so quirky sometimes I can't stand it. But gosh,
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  Speaker 3: do I love you because of your quirkiness.
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  Speaker 5: What I don't use deodorant. I think that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: And I can smell you from all the way over
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  Speaker 3: here for the audio listener, I am sitting next to her.
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  Speaker 5: That was kind of a joint hot take.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, looks like typical man is speaking up again.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: Prepared to clip man's plaining man's planning, man spreading, man
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  Speaker 4: spreading When feminism debate BodyCount, body.
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  Speaker 1: Count, This reminds me of a thing I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: bring up to the hangout squad last week.
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  Speaker 5: I was on a date.
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  Speaker 1: I felt like I wanted to split the check, but
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  Speaker 1: the person I was on a date with insisted on
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  Speaker 1: paying thoughts oh whoa.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Well, being someone from another place, I might have a
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  Speaker 2: different opinion than you and me.
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  Speaker 4: Being in the feminist club at college, I may have
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  Speaker 4: a strong take on this.
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  Speaker 3: What that's insane? What that's insane?
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: When we talk about culture and bring voices to culture,
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  Speaker 1: things collide.
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  Speaker 6: I'd like to do a new segment. It's called Metro Takes.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine we were sitting on the Los Angeles Metro the underground.
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  Speaker 2: I would like to ask your takes and tell you
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  Speaker 2: whether or not I agree or disagree.
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  Speaker 3: Now, this is an interesting game I'd love to try.
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  Speaker 4: All right, and it's something we robots made up.
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  Speaker 3: We're not robots, we're human human What a silly joke? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Wait, what's that word?
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  Speaker 3: What is that word that you word? Robot? I know
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  Speaker 3: what that word is. That's like a bing bing bang
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  Speaker 3: bang metal guy.
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  Speaker 4: It is like a rumba. It is your vacuum that
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  Speaker 4: goes around and picks up dirt.
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  Speaker 1: It's like my favorite movie Wally from the production company Pixar.
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  Speaker 4: Pixar.
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  Speaker 3: But that's not us. We're humans.
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  Speaker 6: We're human.
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  Speaker 3: Your guys are my best friends.
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  Speaker 4: We are the hangout squad.
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  Speaker 5: We hang out.
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  Speaker 6: All the time.
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  Speaker 3: We hang out all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Hours a day.
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  Speaker 5: We eat bagels and drink blonde ales.
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  Speaker 3: The only time I'm not hanging out with you guys
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  Speaker 3: is when I'm living my life.
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  Speaker 6: So what's your take.
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  Speaker 3: I think beagles shouldn't exist.
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  Speaker 6: Tell me more.
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  Speaker 3: They're so barkie in loud. See my neighbor at my
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  Speaker 3: home and my apartment have a beagle.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wait, what do you mean by barkie?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're barkie. I don't want to come off too hard,
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  Speaker 3: but they're barkie. Beagles are barkie dogs.
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  Speaker 4: Next up, the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion.
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  Speaker 5: Now, now, now we are not the Metro.
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  Speaker 3: You're being so silly.
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  Speaker 6: That was random and epic.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, that was so epic.
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  Speaker 4: I am an epic I am an epic meme.
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  Speaker 6: Lord, I have another topic.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to play the game anymore?
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: We played the game. Okay, we have to play.
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  Speaker 5: Game one time with one.
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  Speaker 3: Person to get the viral clip and move on.
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  Speaker 6: We play the game for the clip. The clip is
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: for the show. The show is for the people.
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  Speaker 4: The game is not for us. The game is for
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: the clip.
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: Do you guys like our games?
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: I love our games. It's kind of all I can
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: think about.
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: But do you feel happy when you play them?
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: I feel? I feel? I wait, I feel.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: Feeling happy makes me think of a fun new segment.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Our favorite segment? Venting volleyball.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: About something that's making me mad.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Then throw the volleyball, and you'll vent about something making
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: you mad.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: This is great. I watched this on Couple's Therapy, and
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a great exercise that we could do.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: I like Couple's Therapy. I don't get it.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Are you ready?
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Start the venting.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: One thing.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I'm so sick of coming up to the counter restaurants.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Do I tip there?
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Please, I'm venting volleyball to you.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Why are you sending me a voice note on a
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: dating app? Just text me like a normal person. Volleyball
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: to you.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, here's my hot take. Why on Earth. Our wedding
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: dress invites so weird. You should be clear with what
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: you want on the wedding dress code. Okay, oh, brother,
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: volleyball to you.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: I don't get why people go on cruises.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Put it down, Put the ball down.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: What a fun game?
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Guys, guys, we should all go on a cruise. Wouldn't
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: that be fun? The four of us and maybe some
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: of our significant others attend a cruise together. Yeah.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Suicide rates are very high on cruise ships. Suicide is
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: a problem on cruise ships. Suicide is scary when it
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: comes to cruise ships. Unliving is a problem on cruise ships.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: People get unlived on cruise ships all the time.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Another thing we don't talk about with cruise ships is
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: that when you commit a crime on a cruise ship,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: you belong to no country.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: It is maritime law.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Wait, so you commit a crime in inter national waters
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: and something you can avoid penalty.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Wait tell us more.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: If you go missing, perhaps maybe on a disney cruise
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: in the Bahamas.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Let's move on.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Sol Hold hold, hold, hold up a minute and period.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I have a question about that. So you're saying, if
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: there was a casino on a cruise ship and the
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: mainframe was hacked and a computer program stole all the
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: money from the casino. In the boat, no one would
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: be able to trace who took the money, and you
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: could keep the money and do whatever you wanted with
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: your life, including building your own body with a three
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: D printer.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Period.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, time for my favorite segment called real story from
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: my life.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: This is my favorite segment. You always have the most
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: interesting life out of the four of us.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: This is when we all and this is when you
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: tell a story from your real life was not scraped
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: from a popular movie.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Okay, uh huh, it's an original time.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: Once upon a time, there was this man see and
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: he was a scientist. See and he went.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: To the lab.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: And this is from your life. This is from your life.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: Hold on, hold on, never finish.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: What a time then a girl's being so silly to me.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: He was in the lab, the lab had dinosaur eggs
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: or dinosaur DNA rather so then he decided to reactivate
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: the dinosaur DNA, and then the dinosaurs actually came back.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: The dinosaurs came back.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: And this is a part of your segment real Store.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: That was an amazing real story from your life.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Happened to me.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: I cannot believe that happened to you.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: It happened to me.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: I would like to go now.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: But was I the asshole?
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Ahead, I'm sorry, I do think you were the asshole.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: Of that story.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: No, I think you were the asshole. But also that
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: scientist was overreacting. Absolutely your turn, John, Okay. A man
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: saw a telephone pole.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: It was a booth. A phone started ringing, and he
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: walked in. This man's name was John. You see, John
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: had a family that he had to take care of
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: and he had to figure it out. But this call
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: was interesting to him, so he walked into the phone booth,
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: answered the phone. The phone said, I'm going to start
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: killing people around you if you don't do what I say. John,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: thinking it a joke, hangs up, but then looks to
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: the side and sees a man get hit by a car.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: But was the man hit by a car or shot
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: in the followed War two?
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: It is amazing how you made subway surfers up here
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: next to you.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: I think you're overreacting.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: I think that was me. I don't think I was
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: the asshole there. Also, I like the thin line in
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: between that video that we posted, the thin horizontal line.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I do not understood why they do that. I don't
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: something about the information helps.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: I do not agree with you in that story, but
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: I can't certainly see where you're coming from. Uh huh.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Now wait till you hear about this story from me
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: a crazy cat lady.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: I knew a girl.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Who once went to a stadium where during the day
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: they were listening to people sing. If she sang, well,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: she got a yellow piece of paper that brought her
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: to Las Vegas and that's where she would sing. In
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: another callback, she sang in front of three people who
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: she wanted their approval of.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: This was the beginning of her life as a star.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I believe that was American idea.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about? It's a silly story.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: It happened to her friend. Will you lay off?
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Sorry? I'm sorry. I grill you guys hard. Sometimes I
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: cannot help.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Somebody stopped me. But I do think that yellow piece
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: of paper was the asshole.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Ha ha haa.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: Somebody stop you.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: I won't yellow piece of paper kind of like Yellow
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Card in soccer comedic comparison.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Yellow Card Emo band from mid two thousand's Ocean Avenue
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: is their popular song.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Oh Shit, Take Hot take Bring back Emo, Bring back Emo.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: We have to bring.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: This again.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, it looks like resurfacing, recontextualizing, rebuilding.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: We have pictures from our teenage selves and they're embarrassing.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Piece is so embarrassing. So you're more.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Water onto your screen and we will give you more
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: pictures more.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: We're thirsty, thirsty.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Pour water onto.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Your computer screen and you can see a picture of
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: me as an Emo kid.
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: We're so parched, don't you love us?
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Take a bottle of Fiji water and pour it on
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: the ground and we will show us with braces.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: Uh, oh my god, a picture of you John with
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: a mohawk.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: So this is so embarrassing. And I was in eighth grade.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a good idea to have pit
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: a mohawk. No, I was obsessed with the band Lincoln Park,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: who sings all their hit songs like numb off their
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: hit records, Hybrid Theory and Mediora.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: They're also a suburb in Chicago.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: That is where they get their name. Huh wow, that's interesting.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: I never knew that new clip. Did you know Lincoln
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Park is from Chicago?
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Wait?
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Wait?
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: What wait?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: That makes me think of hot take clip starts here.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Why don't we bring back parks?
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Uh? Really?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Wait to bring back plate? That makes me think of
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: clip starts here? What would Leslie Nope have to say
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: about the twenty twenty five.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Political Okay, let's dive into it, because this would actually
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: be very interesting. It ends there and the new clip
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: starts with which parks and rec character do you think
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: would have voted for Trump? Okay?
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Actually clip, new clip, new clip, new clip. Dark secrets
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: unveiled about parking re creation character Dark secrets. Do you
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: understand the mystery that happened with Leslie Nope? Do you
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: want to know the mystery? But have you heard the story?
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Have you heard the story about her? She wanted to
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: save a town. She wanted to save a town and
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: build a park, but her friend Ron Swanson did not
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: want her to He did not like the government.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, I have something I really want to show
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: you and the viewers. Leslie Nope as a toddler, pour
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: water onto your screen and they as a toddler favorite
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: musical on three one two three hairspray.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: I don't I know?
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: These are some things you can catch?
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Hey, Hi guys, we are artists and artists and artist artsts.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: You've been watching our show.
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: But the thing is we also have a Patreon where
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: we hang out just as ourselves.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: We let her hair down. We have like four extra
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: hours of content every month for you. For a five
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: dollars tier. You get after shows, you get special challenges.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I wrote an entire screenplay in a day and we
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: did a table read of it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you get crazy amount of extra stuff. That is
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: just us being ourselves for such a cheap price. We
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: have a five dollars tier. You can come party. We
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: all change our names and have little aliases on there.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we got as. We love our patrons and we'd
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: love for you to join us.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: It also really really helps us because we love to
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: bring this to you for free on YouTube and we
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: want to keep doing that.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: So see you there.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Wait, I have.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Something very scary to talk about. Oh let's talk clip
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: starts here. Imagine what would happen if Leslie Nope found
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: herself in the back rooms.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Wait what? That would be insane? What do you think
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: she would do?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: But there's a secret level on level forty seven that
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: is a park, and she would want to have to
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: build the park in her own design.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: This is insane, but what happens if at that park
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Leslie Nope comes face to face with actress Amy Poehler.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, you guys have gone too far.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Well, if she did, that would mean that the actress
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: playing Amy Poehler was actually an entity.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Wait what?
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: An entity is a creature that lives in the back rooms.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, an entity I want to talk about more is
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: my pussy whoa whoa whoa whoa?
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: And by that I mean my cat.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Oh you really got us there.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: What a very funny linguistic miscommunication.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Homophones are gateway to comedy.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what did you say?
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Homophones are a gateway to comedy.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: That's not what I heard the first time.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: Guys, enough, let's say our body counts.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, enough enough, enough enough.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Stop crashing out. Now say your body count crash stop
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: crashing out. Now say your body count.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, but let's get for real. My body count is
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Do you think it's okay for a girl to have
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: a body count.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: As long as it's under ten four?
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: That's all right with us. My body count is one.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: I love my wife and I really respect our values. Okay.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Pivot Christian clip, Christian clip, Christian clip.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: What if I told you that that Noah's arc was
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: actually found and discovered in the Middle East.
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: Okay, let's see it.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: So here is a real picture of Noah's arc being
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: discovered in the Middle East by scientists. As you can
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: see the sci arc. As you can see the scientists
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: are digging up. Out of the arc comes all the animals.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: X slash remove Leslie Nope from arc.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: Sorry.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: This is a clip of Jesus Christ in the Middle
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: East today. He's talking to Elon Musk on the phone.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: They're facetiming and going on a hike with all of
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: his ospray gear.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Did you know Elon Musk and Uh and Jesus actually
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: had a fantasy football team. And it sounds a little
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: something like this. I would like to have the football team.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Me too, me too.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: So just breaking that one down just because I can't.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: We must have a fantasy football team together.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: And what sounds like, what, guys my favorite segment a
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: clip talking about another clip.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Clip you brought up.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: It sounds like it sounds a little something like this,
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: that would be where an impression would go.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Well, did you guys hear?
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Actually this is my new favorite segment is all these
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: videos of Aliens are real?
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Did you guys hear? Actually they discovered a UFO in Montana?
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, I can't believe that I'm a Christian.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Wait just watch this and then you'll see what I'm
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: talking about. Here is whoa. Wasn't that believable?
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: I am shocked to my core.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Boy, I cannot believe Jesus fit all those Bibles inside
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: that pyramid.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: I almost drop my pussy. My cats cripples.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: What a funny linguistic miscommunication.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, now y'all, Okay, now, y'all, it's time for the
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: main event, the Hangout Club's main event.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: It is a little something we like to do for
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: fun at the Hangout Club.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: We are going to try a food, a food that
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: is interesting, a food that has been changed.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: John know about this.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: This one today is Dino nuggets, but we're dipping it
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: into what talkies?
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, here I go, wow issu, you know what? These
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Dino Nuggets taste a lot like talkies.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Wait, okay, Dan, it's your turn. You're gonna dip a
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: milky way into a Twinkie.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: Oh no wait no, oh no, he didn't.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: He can't, he can't.
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: No, I don't know if I'm going to like this.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Fingers fingers, fingers, fingers.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: That is surprisingly good. You must try it. No, wait,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: what you're serious that you just said? Milky Way and
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Twinkies are good together. It is an epic unexpected flavor combo.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Give me pepperoni oreo. No, no, that is actually really good,
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: just like supplement supplement, herbal supplement, herbal supplement.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Ad O Pepperoni good.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: It was like a shape of a Pepperoni circle, but
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: the flavor of an oreo cookie. It was just a no, no, no, no,
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: oh no no. It was a new thing.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: No time for me to have gatorade Ranch, Gatorade Ranch.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: No way, this is gonna be good.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: I'm so scared, I'm shaking.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: No, don't do this, Do not do this. This might
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: be a gross thing in your mouth.
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: You might want to spit this out after Now, what
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: happens if I have to barf? Ooh, bucket ready, get
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: the bucket ready? Oh no, she puked her pussy and
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: by that I mean her cat gribbles. I didn't know
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: I brought you to work today.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Well, let us rate our foods. I give mine five
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: stars out of five stars.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: Boom Blind rank the food Oreo Pepperoni definitely one out
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: of ten.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: I thought you said you loved it, and I also
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: thought your eyes were opened when you did.
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: And I guess we are all doing different number scales.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Okay, your turn.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: I would say mine is a ninety six point two
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: out of one hundred forty stars.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Great. How do we evaluate all of these numbers?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I'd say my body count for this Gatorade ranch is
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: about one hundred percent.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Whoa not Okay, never heard a body I've never heard
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: a body count out of a percentage?
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Ha ha, girl math.
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: Hold on him in it.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: I think it's time for all of us to listen
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: to a popular song from the seventies for.
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: The first time.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: No way, have you guys heard this song? Apparently it's
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: called Fleetwood Mac.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Is that the band that Daisy Jones and the six
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: is based.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Off of us? It must be they've got soul. I've
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: heard popular Amazon Prime.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Let's react like we have heard the first time. Music
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: managers react to hearing Bleetwood Mac for the first time ever.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Boom do you go again? You want to wow? This
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: girl can sing? Where's she from?
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: Where is the beat?
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Drop? This is amazing?
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: This is so good.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Hold, I stopped there that Leary.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: I could definitely see her playing this at the club.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: She was crashing out about her love life.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: If this came out today, it would be called a bop.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: Next.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Next, it's time to talk about a famous historical person
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: that one of us in the room is gonna not know.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: Wait, Nelson Mandela.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Wait, I know him, I know him. I know I
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: know him. I know him. Wait, you really don't know
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: who Nelson is that?
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Wait, maybe I've been living under a rock.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Who is he? You're telling me you missed apartheid South Africa.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Here's a picture of young Nelson Mandela.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: You see he was actually jailed incorrectly and wrongfully and
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: put into jail for twenty five years where he had
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: to do hard labor for twenty five years until he
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: was freed and became the president of the South Africa.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: If he came up to you in a bar and said,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: your vibes are chill, would you accept?
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: I would accept? I think he is a baddy. Body count?
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: What is Nelson Mandela's BodyCount? BodyCount? BodyCount? Nelson Mandel.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Nobody knows for sure what Nelson Mandela's body count is,
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: but people can assume it.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: It's at least one. Wonderfully why you're.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Having this conversation about Nelson Mandela's BodyCount.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: What a world?
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: We are a quirky friend group.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: So scientists have recently discovered that Nelson Mandela's body count
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: was forty six.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Scientists have recently discovered that Nelson Mandela's count is forty six.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: Shant Egyptians discovered that Nelson Mendela's BodyCount was one hundred
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: years older than the creation of Earth itself.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: But let me ask that one doesn't make sense to me.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: If Nelson Mandela was on Hinge today, this is what
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: his profile would look like.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Dang, he looks so good.
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: Let me ask you this. If Nelson Mandela were to
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: meet Leslie Nope, what would happen?
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: I think they would love watching movies together.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: They're both people that are trying to change the government
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: from the inside, which I think is noble pursuit that
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: I think they would hit it off.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: Do you mean nople pursuit?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Ha ha, Let's go off on you on how you
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: misset a word. Don't go off on me again. Please wait,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: how do you think you say that word? I said, nople? No,
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: the word is noble. No, I'm pretty sure it's nople.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I've always heard it nople.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: What philosophy would possibly encourage you to know that it
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: is noble and not noble?
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Clip is zooming in?
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Clip is zooming in?
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Say it again? I said, nope, Pole, say it again.
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: No, Pole, don't crash out over this.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now you guys got me again.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: You say stuff like a dumb guy.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Wait, I am not done.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Ten dumb guy versus ten smart guys.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: I am not dom. I am not dom.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: Oh a disagreement. That's getting a little too far.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Guys, this is getting too intense. We can't fight. I
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: am not domb.
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: What do we think about driverless cars?
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: To be in the passenger away more?
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Do you guys ever think that you could be a waymo?
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't it be so interesting? Because I could never because
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I am a human. We are all humans, and that
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: would be impossible.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: Does a Wemo have a pussy?
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: Oh? It would be cool if leslie Nope drove aim
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: She could not because she is a girl and they
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: don't need girls or people to drive.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: But have you seen the video of Simba taking away?
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: Moo oh, look at this? Simba is let's react to
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: this video. Simba is rapidly getting pregnant. He is going
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: to the hospital, had to get His friend is a
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: super buff person who is.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: His husband is Timoon. Sima's husband is Timone. But because
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Simba is at home with the kid, he has gained
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: lots of weight. And now Timone is leaving him for
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: a young hot uh girl lion in a bikini.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: And the girl lion on the in a bikini is
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: drinking a cup of ozempic.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: She is drinking a cup of ozembic. It made her
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: too hot, and now she has to go into the
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: military to fight for our freedom.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: But Simba decides to work out and has gotten strong
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: again and hot. And now it comes back to Timone
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: and says, I'm hot now, but he's hotter than Timona.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Is now and now we zoom in on Timone.
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: It's me.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Whoa whoa who.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Now we're following Timon. So now we are.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Following Timon and Timon is going to a grave site.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: He has a widow's veil over his face and he
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: is shedding lots of tears. Then we see the gravestone.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: The gravestone reads boomba.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Wow, we've gotten really off track.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, let me consult my notes. This is
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: what happens when friends hang out. This is the hangout podcast.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: You get off topic and you have fun and you
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: talk about interesting things. Okay, I'm bringing up the donut
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: truce on that one for sure. Okay, I would like
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: to move on to our next topic, if that's all right.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: But make sure it's quick. We're gearing up towards the end.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: We are not at all we got actually.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Eximately no, we have six minutes and thirty seconds left.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I believe we actually have more like fifteen minutes left.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: We started closer to nine to fifty five.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Okay, maybe my time there is wrong.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: You set up a timer. Wow. Okay, that's good to know. Anyway,
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: I would like to set a new thing. People have
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: been coming to us for a lot of advice. Just
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: like Jay Shetty, I would like to ask you guys
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: some really tough questions and see your honest reactions based
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: off of your life.
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: I would love to give advice to our listeners.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: This is a really good question. I'll start with this.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: What would you guys say, is the reason to fight
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: off pain? The pain in your life? And how do
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: you deal with it.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I seek out friends and community. Sometimes I go outside,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: take a walk, look at nature. Sometimes these things make
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: me feel better.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: I take aria cortisol pills. They help with the cortisol
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: in my face and they make me feel a lot
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: better about my life. They reduce the stress and also
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: make me lose weight.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: I again, I confide in a romantic partner. I have
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: found that romantic partners are good for advice, but not
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: if their body count is too high.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Thank you, guys, that was really interesting.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Speaking of body counts, what are yours?
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, my body count right now is at
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: fifteen percent.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Let's go around and see if they've changed. My body
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: count now is fifteen WHOA?
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: You hooked up with eleven people since our last hangout?
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: And this is just what I am in this group.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: I am always going out.
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: My body count is zero?
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Dan Smith is a virgin.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, Dan Smith is a virgin, and we always tease
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: you about that.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: I'm a virgin who goes on dates. It's complicated and interesting.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: I go to baseball games with girls and I do.
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: Not lay them.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: I go to baseball games with girls and I do
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: not lay them.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: I go to baseball games with girls and I do
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: not lay.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, actually this reminds me of a story about my friend.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: He was a virgin at forty years old, so he
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: went on a journey to go and lose his virginity,
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: but with the help of one of his hot friends,
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: he eventually falls in love at the end, but not
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: without putting on his signature Yello Polo.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: His name is John.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: I have a story that reminded me of that one.
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: I have a story.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: If you do not please, four more water on me.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: I'm losing Wait wait, wait, wait, I cannot begin with you. Guys.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Today has been crazy another crazy hangout. Wait, guys.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: A man is in a cave. He is watching a
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: bunch of figures dancing in front of light.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: He loves this. He thinks this is his whole life.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: He is enjoying every second of it. That's when something
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: happens behind him. He looks behind him and realizes there
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: is an outside to the cave. He realizes what he's
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: been watching, what he thought his whole life was, is
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: a shadow puppetry play. He goes out and looks outside
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: and realizes the limited means by which he was living
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: inside of the cave is so, so, so much smaller
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: than his greatest potential. He goes outside and realizes he's limitless,
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: He's boundless, and his horizons are endless. Does he go
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: back in the cave?
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: Post in the comments you want him to go back
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: to your friend? I think he's the asshole.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: I think he's definitely the asshole.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: I think he is the asshole.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: What was his name?
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Plato?
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Yes, Plato, You guys are right Plato's allegory.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: Yes, a.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Fund found found.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Did you guys hear that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: are getting a divorce?
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: No?
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: I love it?
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: No?
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Wait?
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: Whoa wait?
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: Why my childhood officially is ruined?
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: File that sound? File that sound? Leslie Nope and Simba
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: going to Prompt together.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Rapidly getting pregnant, rapidly getting pregnant, pregnant and going to
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: the hospital. They have a song to sing before they
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: go to pass.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: Uh wait water, Wow, this has been such a crazy
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: hang guys, Hello, restarting in three Hello, one ball.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: Five.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: So I was saying to her. I was saying to her,
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: I was saying, wait what And she said to me, wait,
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: you can't do that. Wait, she said, you can't do
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: that said, she said, you can't do that.
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: Hold on a minute. You always have the craziest dating story.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Let's begin.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: Okay, wait, I'm calling a donut truth. The truth happened
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: on this podcast months ago when we were trying to
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: have a donut, and then we decided that it was
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: a truth.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: It's such a human What is human? What is human?
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: What is human?
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: I would.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: Are we human?
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: UFO in the pyramids? Are in the pyramids?
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: Us, Jesus, my body count is trapped. Jesus Christ, Jesus, body.
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: Go talkies on salad, talkies on everything.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Oreo, it is its own thing.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Times I can't believe.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: America line Sabrina Carpenter. Is she a slaughter?
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Is she saying? Oh, but what would you guys feel?
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: What you guys feel? What do you feel?
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: Starting in three again.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: One?
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: And I said to her, she's acting crazy.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Wait she actually said that.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: She literally said that. She said, don't And I said,
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: you're acting wait like she said, don't put ranch on
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: your hot dog? And I said, you're acting crazy?
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Time doogle time?
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Wait? Hello. Sometimes I feel like I'm just in a
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: room by myself. Sometimes I feel some feel what is
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: feel feel?
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Don't even get me started on Field the dating app.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: You guys have to watch our future episodes. Keep an
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: eye out for many guests that are coming our way.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: We have Jay Sheddy and Leslie Nope next week.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: You won't believe what Leslie Nope is gonna eat.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Are you going for Nelson Mandela and his new boot?
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: And as we dive into the Mandela Effect, I'm going
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: to the island where Amelia Earhart died and I'm going
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: to ask her her body.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: Count ha ha, And we're gonna use the toilet Elvis
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: died on.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: So tune in next week to the Hangout Squad as
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: we i we i I hang out ai yai ai
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: I I yes, y.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: Uh babe babe bapee.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: This has been artists and artists and artists and artists
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: answering questions, answering.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: Answering questions.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: It broke my brain. Good night.
• 48:53
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• 48:58
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• 48:59
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• 49:02
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• 49:07
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