Latest / The Ben Maller Show / The Fifth Hour: "Diarrhea with a View" Mail Bag
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Kutbooms.
- 0:02Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
- 0:05Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
- 0:09Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
- 0:12Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
- 0:15Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Wow.
- 0:18Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
- 0:22Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
- 0:28Speaker 1: In the air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with me Ben
- 0:34Speaker 1: Mahler and Danny G Radio. As we are in San Francisco,
- 0:38Speaker 1: it is game time, well kind of game time, plausibly
- 0:43Speaker 1: game time to the magic of podcasting, Danny G Radio
- 0:45Speaker 1: and me Ben Mallor as is the pre pre pre
- 0:49Speaker 1: Super Bowls. Yeah, yeah, you have to watch after this,
- 0:52Speaker 1: you have to listen to this. You have to watch
- 0:53Speaker 1: Benny Versus the Penny on YouTube. Get the Propapalooza. We
- 0:56Speaker 1: handpicked the twenty one greatest prop bets for the Super Bowl,
- 1:00Speaker 1: so you can check that out. Also the pick for
- 1:04Speaker 1: the game. That's all on YouTube, Benny Vspenny and all that.
- 1:06Speaker 1: But we were hanging out.
- 1:07Speaker 3: Here and then those NBC pre game guys live from
- 1:09Speaker 3: Alcatraz Oh yeah. Collinsworth Son's like, why you're sending me
- 1:15Speaker 3: to Alcatraz?
- 1:15Speaker 1: I said, I said the other day, I said, finally,
- 1:17Speaker 1: this is after watching Tony Dungee and Jack and Jack Collins. Yeah,
- 1:22Speaker 1: they deserve to beyond Alcatraz and my dreams have come true.
- 1:25Speaker 1: I mean, my god, that's hilarious. Can you imagine they're
- 1:28Speaker 1: all excited you I'm going to the Super Bowl? Are
- 1:30Speaker 1: you going to the Super brim? You mean the pregam.
- 1:32Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on the pregame shore. Are you gonna
- 1:33Speaker 1: at the stadium? No, I'm not gonna be.
- 1:34Speaker 4: See where are you gonna be? Oh?
- 1:35Speaker 1: Alcatraz?
- 1:40Speaker 4: That's great.
- 1:41Speaker 1: I do like the people complaining, did you didn't go
- 1:43Speaker 1: to media? Did you go to the opening night thing?
- 1:46Speaker 4: You didn't.
- 1:46Speaker 3: We couldn't get there, Okay, that's why two hours away
- 1:49Speaker 3: with traffic. Yeah yeah, yeah, none of us have cars.
- 1:52Speaker 3: So yeah, that's been the biggest struggle of the Super Bowls.
- 1:55Speaker 3: Normally it's all kind of self contained and the stadium
- 1:58Speaker 3: is close by. Yeah, and that's where they do the
- 2:00Speaker 3: opening night. In this year they were like, well, we
- 2:02Speaker 3: can move it a little bit to the San Jose
- 2:05Speaker 3: Convention Center. And we're like, yeah, that doesn't help us
- 2:07Speaker 3: when we're trapped here in downtown.
- 2:09Speaker 4: Yeah. No, I mean it took me the other day
- 2:11Speaker 4: to get here.
- 2:13Speaker 1: I had zero point five miles and it took I
- 2:17Speaker 1: think it was thirty five minutes to go point five
- 2:20Speaker 1: miles thirty five. In fact, I might or might I
- 2:22Speaker 1: cannot confirm it. And I Danny that I may have
- 2:24Speaker 1: driven in the many taxi lanes that they have in
- 2:27Speaker 1: downtown San Francisco to try to circumvent the travel can't.
- 2:31Speaker 1: I can't remember if I really did that or not.
- 2:33Speaker 1: I think those lanes are just a suggestion. Yeah, all right,
- 2:36Speaker 1: Well we have mail, and I figured, you know, we
- 2:39Speaker 1: we to be fair. We had we had Jim Bray
- 2:41Speaker 1: on Saturday, I had Sean Merrily. We went out lights
- 2:45Speaker 1: out from the Charger Legend on Friday's podcast, and we
- 2:49Speaker 1: had some options. I didn't want to force.
- 2:52Speaker 4: It, Danny.
- 2:52Speaker 1: I know we're at Radio Row and all the but
- 2:56Speaker 1: do I want to put anyone on? I didn't want
- 2:57Speaker 1: to put anyone on, you know what I'm saying.
- 2:59Speaker 4: Yeah, and there were some anyone ons that they offered.
- 3:02Speaker 1: We're not going to bury anyone if I had to
- 3:05Speaker 1: Google them, and I'm like, I do a show every
- 3:06Speaker 1: day and you do too. I'm like, I don't really
- 3:08Speaker 1: know who that guy is.
- 3:10Speaker 3: We're good to be fair, they don't know who the
- 3:11Speaker 3: hell we are either, But well that's true.
- 3:13Speaker 1: But who All right, Well, Ohio Al, can you please
- 3:17Speaker 1: get me in the mood? Ohio Al for the big
- 3:19Speaker 1: mail bag extravagans. It's we love Ohio. I'm gonna meet Ohio.
- 3:38Speaker 1: I hope he can attend the event. We haven't figured
- 3:41Speaker 1: out a date, probably sometime in either probably May, I'm
- 3:44Speaker 1: thinking about We'll go to Ohio hangout.
- 3:46Speaker 4: Man.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Ohio has been asking for you for two I know, Man,
- 3:49Speaker 1: I got well, I got to see the Dixter Dick
- 3:51Speaker 1: and Date. That's my guy in Ohio, Al, and Justin
- 3:54Speaker 1: in Cincinnati and just Josh is your Legends of malor Militia.
- 3:57Speaker 1: There's some other trolls that I want to meet as well.
- 3:59Speaker 4: Who are there? And yeah, you've been trying to get
- 4:02Speaker 4: Dick for two years?
- 4:05Speaker 1: Who's there's a there's a big kerfluffle off to the
- 4:07Speaker 1: side there.
- 4:08Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 4:08Speaker 1: I don't know who any of these people are. Danny,
- 4:09Speaker 1: do you know who that is? I have no idea.
- 4:11Speaker 4: Is that guy who's very Oh.
- 4:13Speaker 3: That's the Costco kid, a j in Big Justice bringing
- 4:18Speaker 3: the boom.
- 4:19Speaker 1: The Costco kid's a star dad. Yeah, I mean I've
- 4:23Speaker 1: seen them online, but oh yeah, big time. What's going
- 4:26Speaker 1: to happen when he grows up? He'll still be a star?
- 4:30Speaker 1: Oh is that right?
- 4:30Speaker 4: I think so? I mean I saw the whittles going.
- 4:32Speaker 1: So this the Costco kid is making he's doing anything?
- 4:36Speaker 4: Look the boom?
- 4:39Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I see that. Well if he didn't know
- 4:40Speaker 1: he is, he's saying he put boom on the shirt.
- 4:43Speaker 1: He put boom on the shirt.
- 4:44Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 4:45Speaker 3: The Costco kid looks older than in the videos though,
- 4:47Speaker 3: is he? Because well those videos started a few years ago.
- 4:49Speaker 1: He's getting older. Are they going to try to keep
- 4:52Speaker 1: him as a kid? And because he gets too old,
- 4:55Speaker 1: that's a that's a problem.
- 4:56Speaker 4: All right? Do you want to drag him over?
- 4:58Speaker 2: No?
- 4:58Speaker 4: Probably not. I don't.
- 5:00Speaker 1: You don't have to ask him. What's it like to
- 5:01Speaker 1: be in the internet viral videos? You two could probably
- 5:04Speaker 1: chat about Costco?
- 5:05Speaker 4: I love?
- 5:06Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, I mean I've been to cod I've
- 5:08Speaker 1: been to Costco and Vancouver where they had the chicken fingers.
- 5:11Speaker 4: And they had I mean that was amazing. What I'm saying.
- 5:13Speaker 1: He hooked us up with that the Vancouver trip, and
- 5:16Speaker 1: uh now my next goal is to get to Costco
- 5:18Speaker 1: in Mexico because I've heard right across the border in
- 5:21Speaker 1: tj oh want Yeah, lots of prescription drugs inside the
- 5:26Speaker 1: nine Looney knows what the pharmacy. Let's get to the
- 5:28Speaker 1: mail bag. Ferg Dog in the winter winterland of Fullerton,
- 5:32Speaker 1: rights Dog. He says, Happy Super Bowl Sunday, Ben and
- 5:35Speaker 1: Danny G. Congrats on all the success of your NFL
- 5:38Speaker 1: teams this year.
- 5:38Speaker 3: A well deserved thank you. We talked about that on
- 5:42Speaker 3: yesterday's podcast.
- 5:42Speaker 1: A well deserved m VP for Stafford and the first
- 5:45Speaker 1: overall pick for the Raiders.
- 5:47Speaker 4: There you go.
- 5:48Speaker 1: Someone on social media this week said he's sick of
- 5:51Speaker 1: sports and liked Blind Scott's random zoos stories. Ferg Dog says,
- 5:55Speaker 1: do you ever worry your show's focus is too much
- 5:58Speaker 1: on sports? Have you ever thought about doing a sports
- 6:02Speaker 1: free show occasionally, kind of like the Newbie Nights. I
- 6:05Speaker 1: figured you could do monologues on what you ate the
- 6:09Speaker 1: day or the latest gossip around the office.
- 6:12Speaker 4: I bet Danny G thinks it's a good idea.
- 6:14Speaker 1: There he go, says, ps, my pick for Joe bucks
- 6:16Speaker 1: tie color is blue? All right, well, thank you for Dog.
- 6:19Speaker 1: We don't really talk sports on this podcast very much, right,
- 6:22Speaker 1: it's probably twenty thirty percent. Yeah, And even the overnight
- 6:26Speaker 1: show usually what happens is I will rant and rave
- 6:29Speaker 1: and I'll bless about sports for like a monologue, and
- 6:32Speaker 1: then the.
- 6:32Speaker 3: Rest of the hour and people comment usually on everything
- 6:35Speaker 3: but your monel exactly.
- 6:37Speaker 4: They don't care at all at all. Get to the
- 6:39Speaker 4: good stuff.
- 6:40Speaker 1: Well, I care about that. And see it's funny that
- 6:43Speaker 1: they picked Joe Bucks tie color. Is Joe going to
- 6:45Speaker 1: be wearing that tie? Watching on television? You think it
- 6:47Speaker 1: will be want because Mike Tarrico's calling the game? Yeah,
- 6:49Speaker 1: this is an NBC game. Well maybe Ferg Dog knows
- 6:52Speaker 1: that that Joe Bucks sitting around dresses like a broadcaster
- 6:55Speaker 1: and he'll just have that on.
- 6:58Speaker 4: Well, thank you.
- 6:59Speaker 3: Is it a fuck super Bowl next year? Maybe he's
- 7:01Speaker 3: predicting next year?
- 7:02Speaker 1: Oh he could be a yeah, yeah, predicting ahead.
- 7:04Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 7:04Speaker 1: Have you seen Collinsworth or Tariko this week? Have they've
- 7:07Speaker 1: been popular? I haven't seen either of them. No, no, no,
- 7:10Speaker 1: Tarico's probably doing NBA games and all this.
- 7:12Speaker 3: Collinsworth is with his son on Alcatraz right there, getting
- 7:16Speaker 3: a lay of the land.
- 7:17Speaker 4: Is going to build a condo on that.
- 7:19Speaker 1: Scott from Florida right since, says Ben and Danny g
- 7:23Speaker 1: it's peak off season.
- 7:24Speaker 3: Baseball Super Bowl Sunday, Dude, I don't want to hear
- 7:26Speaker 3: about baseball right now.
- 7:28Speaker 4: He says.
- 7:28Speaker 1: The old Gray Ladies athletic entity ran a story on
- 7:32Speaker 1: Japanese players requesting bidets, and Scott says, I am from
- 7:36Speaker 1: I am in Tokyo right now. Look at he's emailing
- 7:38Speaker 1: us from Tokyo, although the same region is not near
- 7:41Speaker 1: ho Chi minh City unfortunately, and the Japanese toilet game
- 7:45Speaker 1: is next level. I know you're slinging dudewipes. Yeah, we
- 7:50Speaker 1: love the dudewipes. Man man is great for you took
- 7:52Speaker 1: us and yeah, but maybe dudewipes should improve the US
- 7:56Speaker 1: position on heated seats and other toilet like tronics. What
- 8:00Speaker 1: say you, Scott? So this is not about baseball, Dan,
- 8:03Speaker 1: it's about toilets. I'm a big bidet guy.
- 8:06Speaker 3: Yeah, because the White Sox added the bedet like the
- 8:09Speaker 3: Dodgers did.
- 8:10Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and those like there's the rip I have
- 8:14Speaker 1: like the rip off bidet where you put it on.
- 8:16Speaker 4: It's an add on to the seat.
- 8:17Speaker 1: You don't have to the real bidets, though, the Japanese
- 8:20Speaker 1: bidets you have to like. Those are thousands of dollars.
- 8:22Speaker 1: See those put in with plumbing and all that you bid.
- 8:25Speaker 4: Day people like things in your butt. Oh, I know.
- 8:29Speaker 3: I prefer to do it the old school away with
- 8:32Speaker 3: some soft tissue.
- 8:33Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Danny, once you crossed the threshold with
- 8:36Speaker 1: the bidet, it is you're cleansing. You're clean. It's amazing,
- 8:41Speaker 1: it's wild. It's it's like sex in the shower, very overrated.
- 8:45Speaker 3: I don't want well, I don't want body parts squishing
- 8:48Speaker 3: from the water.
- 8:49Speaker 4: I don't think I never used the bidet. You have not. No,
- 8:53Speaker 4: I tried it and I didn't like. I didn't like.
- 8:55Speaker 4: I don't want anything touching. All right, Well it's not
- 8:58Speaker 4: a person. But but there's pressure. There's pressure going.
- 9:03Speaker 1: Maybe you used the wrong butday you can adjust the
- 9:06Speaker 1: pressure on the water.
- 9:08Speaker 4: So you want a soft little drizzle going up there too.
- 9:11Speaker 1: All right, I have been fair enough. I got you
- 9:13Speaker 1: all right anyway, Thank you, Scott. I've not been to
- 9:16Speaker 1: Tokyo but I am some hotadata. I'm on the I'm
- 9:19Speaker 1: on the team today.
- 9:20Speaker 4: I am. I know you are.
- 9:22Speaker 1: I was more concerned about him giving me a double fish.
- 9:27Speaker 4: I love the dude wipes as well. I love the
- 9:29Speaker 4: dude wipes.
- 9:29Speaker 1: Alf from the front entrance of the grocery store rights in,
- 9:33Speaker 1: that's the great Alf the Alieno Potter happy Big game weekend, gentlemen,
- 9:37Speaker 1: has Big Girl Scout priced themselves right out of the
- 9:40Speaker 1: cookie game? He says, uh, see, this is something you're
- 9:44Speaker 1: expensive now.
- 9:45Speaker 4: No, I don't even know.
- 9:46Speaker 1: I don't even want to know how much are the
- 9:48Speaker 1: Girl Scout? They used me five bucks contain? Well, I've
- 9:50Speaker 1: sent a hold.
- 9:51Speaker 3: If you order on their website, I know there's a
- 9:54Speaker 3: whole limit, a minimum of how many boxes you can purchase.
- 9:57Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 9:57Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's expensive for that reason. And if if
- 10:00Speaker 3: they're outside your grocery store, I'm not sure how much
- 10:02Speaker 3: each well it says here six dollars. They've gone up
- 10:05Speaker 3: a dollar got them last year.
- 10:07Speaker 1: And I don't think I don't know anyone that's got
- 10:12Speaker 1: daughters at this point that are of Girl Scout age.
- 10:14Speaker 1: I think everyone's kind of grown up. All the kids
- 10:16Speaker 1: have grown up now. I used to get hit up
- 10:17Speaker 1: all the time for Girl Scouts.
- 10:19Speaker 4: I haven't.
- 10:20Speaker 1: My wife, though, did buy a bunch of boxes. She
- 10:25Speaker 1: got lemon cookies, the adventurefuls. Those are the brownie inspired
- 10:33Speaker 1: cookie things.
- 10:34Speaker 4: And I think there was some tag along. I mean
- 10:35Speaker 4: there was a bunch. Yeah. I like those lemon snap ones.
- 10:38Speaker 4: Those are underrated.
- 10:39Speaker 1: I'm a big lemon guy. I like the I'm og
- 10:42Speaker 1: I like the thin mint like powdered sugar on lemon.
- 10:45Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 10:45Speaker 1: But the problem is there's two different lemon cookies. We're
- 10:48Speaker 1: very controversial by the Girl Scouts, Big Girl Scout and
- 10:51Speaker 1: oh yeah, they're the ones with a filling. Yeah, there's
- 10:54Speaker 1: two different kinds. And so it really depends on region.
- 10:57Speaker 1: It depends on region where what kind of lemon cookie
- 10:59Speaker 1: you get. You're boxed out. If you're in the wrong region,
- 11:02Speaker 1: it becomes problematic. You don't get the full lemon cookie
- 11:07Speaker 1: experience and all that. So, but yeah, we've got some
- 11:10Speaker 1: alf and I don't know how, I mean, there was
- 11:13Speaker 1: a I'm sure they'll be more popping in.
- 11:15Speaker 4: I'm sure they'll be more.
- 11:16Speaker 1: All right, what else we got, Let's see Lucky Tony
- 11:20Speaker 1: rights in from the Bay Area says hey, Ben and
- 11:23Speaker 1: Danny G tip of the old blue and orange to
- 11:27Speaker 1: Tom Looney.
- 11:28Speaker 4: Glad you're back. I've been back, Danny G.
- 11:32Speaker 1: Lucky Tony says, now, Ben, why were you wearing the
- 11:36Speaker 1: NFL corporate shield hat on Benny versus the penny bad
- 11:40Speaker 1: job by? You get a fucking Bears hat. That's some
- 11:45Speaker 1: Lucky Tony Bears.
- 11:48Speaker 4: No.
- 11:49Speaker 1: No, I'm happy to report that I will be adding
- 11:52Speaker 1: a Bears cap to the collection.
- 11:53Speaker 4: Lucky Tony.
- 11:54Speaker 1: But man, I got that hat years ago before Rob
- 11:58Speaker 1: Low did his thing. That's an old NFL's shield hat.
- 12:01Speaker 1: I feel like every time I wear it, though, it
- 12:03Speaker 1: triggers reaction. Danny like, you can't even wear that hat,
- 12:07Speaker 1: and people say, well, and that how many years ago
- 12:09Speaker 1: was that? That was during COVID. I think it was
- 12:11Speaker 1: like six years ago. Yeah, and still to this day
- 12:13Speaker 1: that left such a scar on the men, women and
- 12:17Speaker 1: children that just wearing that hat, I get immediate resists.
- 12:20Speaker 4: Like what do you do it? I can't believe you're
- 12:22Speaker 4: wear that. I don't know. And Tony, I'm.
- 12:25Speaker 1: Gonna get a barsset, but I'm not going to get
- 12:26Speaker 1: the kind of Bear set you think I'm gonna get
- 12:27Speaker 1: I'll add that to my collection. I'm a hat guy.
- 12:29Speaker 1: I love hats. I'm all about that. Quwaying from Ho
- 12:33Speaker 1: Chim in Vietnam guaranteed human rights in he says, in
- 12:37Speaker 1: honor of our retired Union Brethren Paul in Rhode Island.
- 12:40Speaker 1: That's Red Breast Paul, Big ben p Ones know how
- 12:44Speaker 1: much you love milk. Have you ever had Red Breast
- 12:48Speaker 1: irish whiskey or what is the hardest brown liquor in
- 12:52Speaker 1: which you have partaken? I'm not a big hard hard
- 12:57Speaker 1: liquor guy, like you know, Daniel and used to go parties.
- 13:00Speaker 1: Is that we had that root beer beer which just
- 13:02Speaker 1: tastes like rout pep's got a laugh fall in it.
- 13:04Speaker 4: Yeah, that's usually what I drink at these kind of things.
- 13:07Speaker 1: No, No, that's just what I like. And you know
- 13:09Speaker 1: it's good. You know, a lot of sugar and alcohol
- 13:11Speaker 1: doesn't get throw any hair on your chest. Probably not true,
- 13:14Speaker 1: or that might be true. Actually I don't know. But
- 13:16Speaker 1: but Quang also says he heard and he sent me
- 13:19Speaker 1: the clip. I've not heard it yet, but he sent
- 13:20Speaker 1: a clip of a podcast from the Sports Hub in
- 13:24Speaker 1: Boston where Red Breast Paul called a weekend show about that.
- 13:28Speaker 4: So he's retired now he worked at the casino.
- 13:30Speaker 1: I think he worked at Foxwood's Red Breast Fall, Red Breast,
- 13:34Speaker 1: Paul and h. And so he hasn't called really much
- 13:37Speaker 1: anymore because he go I guess he passes out from
- 13:40Speaker 1: whatever he's drinking.
- 13:41Speaker 4: But he did call. He's still around.
- 13:43Speaker 1: And I love the fact that Kwang claims to be
- 13:45Speaker 1: in Vietnam and he's listening to the Sports Hub and
- 13:48Speaker 1: has like podcasts like dude, what are you doing well?
- 13:50Speaker 4: You can listen to any radio station online now.
- 13:52Speaker 1: No, I know that, But is he from Boston? Maybe
- 13:55Speaker 1: Quang lived in Boston. He's from Boston.
- 13:57Speaker 3: A really good question now is a male back question
- 14:00Speaker 3: from us to Quang?
- 14:01Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go. Let us know next week Kwang.
- 14:03Speaker 1: On the next edition of the mail Bag, Ryan from Shrewsbury,
- 14:07Speaker 1: mass Writes and he says, Hello, Ben and Danny G
- 14:10Speaker 1: Happy Super Bowl Sunday. As I live in the Worcester area,
- 14:15Speaker 1: I'm hoping the Patriots take home their seventh Super Bowl title.
- 14:19Speaker 1: My question is, since you both work for Fox Sports Radio,
- 14:22Speaker 1: do you guys get to go to the Super Bowl
- 14:24Speaker 1: free of admission or.
- 14:26Speaker 4: Do you guys have to pay to get in.
- 14:28Speaker 1: I always wondered what perks if any of you guys
- 14:30Speaker 1: have working for a major sports company when it comes
- 14:33Speaker 1: to these type events. Anyways, hope to see you in
- 14:36Speaker 1: Wooster and go pass. That's from Ryan. That's obvious. We're
- 14:39Speaker 1: in a suite. Yeah football, we're actually every football game
- 14:43Speaker 1: we want to go. I think we negotiate Dan that
- 14:45Speaker 1: we're going to be right next to Roger Goodell.
- 14:47Speaker 3: Suite at the Yeah, especially with your NFL referees at Yeah.
- 14:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna wear that, and I have Rob Low
- 14:53Speaker 1: will hang out. We'll be wearing matches matching his and
- 14:56Speaker 1: his hats, will wear those and all that.
- 14:58Speaker 4: No, No, they the company.
- 15:00Speaker 1: He gets one credential for the Super Bowl, and I
- 15:03Speaker 1: believe Dan Byer has hoarded that for years, the only
- 15:05Speaker 1: one that uses that.
- 15:06Speaker 4: No one else has allowed in. Buyer's got that.
- 15:08Speaker 3: So if it is a Fox game, though, we do
- 15:11Speaker 3: get more tickets. And so some of our executives go
- 15:14Speaker 3: to those games. And one year they did a raffle
- 15:17Speaker 3: where one of us went, oh because it was a Fox.
- 15:20Speaker 4: Game, Okay, yeah, Yeah.
- 15:21Speaker 1: The corporate types, the big corporate muckety MUCKs, and all
- 15:25Speaker 1: that they were. They were entire They come out to
- 15:27Speaker 1: these events. Man, they're at these these things. And so
- 15:30Speaker 1: the other night were there were a bunch of them.
- 15:31Speaker 1: We'll talk probably more about that later on. But we
- 15:34Speaker 1: do not get to go. Do not get to partake
- 15:37Speaker 1: in the super Bowl. In fact, I was talking to
- 15:38Speaker 1: Rob Parker about this. Rob was like, Yeah, I might
- 15:40Speaker 1: be able to go, but I'd have to watch it
- 15:42Speaker 1: on TV, like underneath the stadium and all that.
- 15:44Speaker 4: I don't really want.
- 15:45Speaker 2: To do that.
- 15:46Speaker 3: Wow.
- 15:48Speaker 1: Next up Patrick DJ Spin in San diegos has been
- 15:51Speaker 1: and Danny g DJY Spin. Benjamin, I get it. You
- 15:55Speaker 1: kind of give us the business. Who those of us
- 15:58Speaker 1: who haven't been participating with the Fifth Hour or the show.
- 16:01Speaker 1: I promise you good sir. I have been listening. I
- 16:06Speaker 1: just don't participate as much as I used to. I
- 16:08Speaker 1: promise to be better. It was cool hanging with you
- 16:10Speaker 1: guys in studio twice, but it was really a cool
- 16:14Speaker 1: at the minor league baseball game and I got to
- 16:17Speaker 1: hang out with you boys. I got to do that again.
- 16:19Speaker 1: I would love to do minor league baseball. Patrick, you know,
- 16:21Speaker 1: I bust your chops, but I'm just trying to like
- 16:23Speaker 1: some of these guys claim and this is my argument,
- 16:25Speaker 1: and I don't think I'm.
- 16:26Speaker 4: Wrong on this. Of course nobody thinks they're wrong.
- 16:28Speaker 1: But my argument is I get guys that will be like, hey,
- 16:30Speaker 1: you know, talk about something like this or what happened
- 16:33Speaker 1: with that, and like the watch mccallar thing about Jake,
- 16:35Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, I talked about that on the
- 16:37Speaker 1: podcast The Fifth Hour. So if you're not listening the
- 16:39Speaker 1: Fifth Hour and you're incriminating, my argument is always you're
- 16:42Speaker 1: incriminating yourself. And it's fine. I know you're busy. People
- 16:46Speaker 1: are busy. You can't listen everything.
- 16:47Speaker 4: I get it.
- 16:48Speaker 1: I understand that that whole thing.
- 16:50Speaker 4: Nobody is that busy.
- 16:51Speaker 3: If it's a show you like, you might be behind,
- 16:54Speaker 3: but you should have time to at least catch up
- 16:57Speaker 3: to exactly.
- 16:58Speaker 4: You know, like like there's.
- 17:00Speaker 3: A podcast I listened to and I think I'm two
- 17:03Speaker 3: episodes behind. That's that's normally how it goes, even if
- 17:05Speaker 3: you're busy.
- 17:06Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
- 17:07Speaker 1: Yeah, there's stuff I'm behind on as well, and uh,
- 17:09Speaker 1: I mean that's kind of the way it is.
- 17:10Speaker 4: But I and we love you Patrick.
- 17:12Speaker 1: I mean, you got your literally branded San Diego with
- 17:15Speaker 1: your tattoos.
- 17:16Speaker 4: We know who you are, man, legend who and you.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Know I have a place in my heart not for
- 17:22Speaker 1: the Padres, but I got my starting radio in San Diego,
- 17:25Speaker 1: and I have great memories at the mighty six ninety YEP,
- 17:28Speaker 1: getting out there at Sea World Drive and making right
- 17:31Speaker 1: across from the Highway Patrol station, which is still there.
- 17:34Speaker 1: The mighty six ninety building that I worked in is
- 17:36Speaker 1: I believe, like a paint stores.
- 17:39Speaker 4: I don't know. There's some business in there. I don't
- 17:40Speaker 4: know what.
- 17:41Speaker 3: And Ben was a huge San Diego Chargers I used.
- 17:44Speaker 3: That's why he connected so well with Sean Merryman.
- 17:46Speaker 1: Oh let me tell you I I did have I
- 17:48Speaker 1: wasn't a Charger fan, but I had a hookup. It
- 17:50Speaker 1: was awesome. The same I had sideline access to the
- 17:54Speaker 1: same it's called Jack Maryjack Murphy Stadi. I had Danny.
- 18:02Speaker 1: I was on the field Jerry Rice's last road game
- 18:05Speaker 1: as a forty nine er on the forty nine Ers sideline.
- 18:08Speaker 1: It was amazing. I ran the place and it was
- 18:12Speaker 1: so much fun. I've not been on the side. I
- 18:15Speaker 1: used to go there all not all the time. I
- 18:16Speaker 1: probably went to three or four home games a year,
- 18:18Speaker 1: and when I worked in San Diego and you.
- 18:20Speaker 4: Don't have it like that. It's so far.
- 18:21Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm barely allowed in it so.
- 18:23Speaker 4: Far like who are you? Why are you here? Please?
- 18:27Speaker 4: I don't have in that time, Danny.
- 18:28Speaker 1: The NFL's gone from what was still like a mom
- 18:30Speaker 1: and pop type operation to this Pentagon level security where
- 18:35Speaker 1: you walk by a monitor that blasts, puts your photo
- 18:39Speaker 1: up and then recognizes you a meeting.
- 18:41Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they have facial recognition technology now where to
- 18:47Speaker 3: get our passes. All we did was walk up and
- 18:50Speaker 3: before you could even stand there, it puts your big
- 18:53Speaker 3: picture up on the big screen.
- 18:54Speaker 4: Really futuristic.
- 18:56Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I felt like, what was the old Stallone
- 18:59Speaker 3: movie in the future they're eating like at a fancy
- 19:02Speaker 3: taco bell. Oh shoot that that name of that movie
- 19:06Speaker 3: will come to me. But yeah, that's what it felt like.
- 19:08Speaker 3: We are in the feure. It is crazy. It is crazy.
- 19:12Speaker 3: And Rich was like, oh, it recognized me right away.
- 19:14Speaker 3: The camera was pointing down here that they recognized his package,
- 19:19Speaker 3: and I said, oh, is it a micro lens?
- 19:22Speaker 4: That's funny.
- 19:23Speaker 1: Remember the Tom Brady somebody stole Brady's stuff from his
- 19:27Speaker 1: locker after the Super Bowl.
- 19:28Speaker 4: Yeah, that's when this started.
- 19:30Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when this reporter security from Mexico or something.
- 19:34Speaker 4: Yeah, a reporter for douchebag. Thank you.
- 19:37Speaker 3: Now it takes us a half hour to get into
- 19:38Speaker 3: these things. Oh yeah, it's a freaking dog and pony show.
- 19:41Speaker 3: Absolute dog and pony show.
- 19:43Speaker 1: Carl from Florida writes in He says, hey, Ben and Danny,
- 19:47Speaker 1: I know radio is not paying what it used to.
- 19:50Speaker 1: Are you guys interested in making some money renting?
- 19:55Speaker 4: Oh? He says, renting your body.
- 19:58Speaker 1: It says a brand new web site allows AI to
- 20:01Speaker 1: rent humans to complete task for money, and thousands of
- 20:06Speaker 1: users have already signed up to get involved. Carl, I think,
- 20:11Speaker 1: I don't know do you have to pay for that
- 20:14Speaker 1: or do the AI people pay you?
- 20:16Speaker 4: What is that? That sounds like a scam? What is that? Yeah?
- 20:19Speaker 4: I don't know, I've ever heard of that.
- 20:21Speaker 1: You click on that since brand new website allows AI
- 20:23Speaker 1: to rent humans to complete task for money and thousands
- 20:27Speaker 1: of people have already signed up.
- 20:28Speaker 4: Artificial Intelligence blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. We
- 20:31Speaker 4: know you have a very strong right arm.
- 20:34Speaker 1: My right hand was getting a workout.
- 20:36Speaker 3: Getting a workout. So if AI need some tasks done
- 20:39Speaker 3: with the right hand, then you're the man.
- 20:42Speaker 4: It says.
- 20:43Speaker 1: The tables have been turned a new website named rent
- 20:48Speaker 1: a Human, allowing AI to rent humans to complete physical tasks.
- 20:54Speaker 4: Backwards. What's going on?
- 20:56Speaker 1: Says thousands people across the globe have signed up to
- 20:58Speaker 1: do AIS bidding for them, with the majority of those
- 21:00Speaker 1: coming from the United States. I met that five thousand
- 21:04Speaker 1: Americans available to be rented, and there you go. The
- 21:10Speaker 1: website has almost five thousand sign ups from India, fifteen
- 21:14Speaker 1: hundred from China, just under a thousand from the UK.
- 21:17Speaker 1: I bet Terry in England's done that and there are
- 21:19Speaker 1: now over one hundred and ten thousand rentable humans.
- 21:23Speaker 4: I don't understand though, like, what does that even mean?
- 21:27Speaker 3: You want AI but they need physical things done, and
- 21:31Speaker 3: so that person comes with the AI.
- 21:33Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know, carl Asterblaster. I'm pretty good.
- 21:38Speaker 1: I don't think I need to rent my body out,
- 21:40Speaker 1: and I don't think anyone will want my body, to
- 21:42Speaker 1: be honest with the way the body is going here,
- 21:45Speaker 1: it's the mail bag on the fifth hour.
- 21:47Speaker 4: We got a few more here by from radio row
- 21:50Speaker 4: in San Francisco.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Hanging out here and beautiful San Francisco, beautiful. The just
- 21:56Speaker 1: it's kind of like, you know, San Francisco is like
- 21:57Speaker 1: a monet from a distance. Yet the Bay Bridge, the
- 22:01Speaker 1: Golden Gate Bridge, right, beautiful, just amazing.
- 22:04Speaker 4: Yeah, and then if you get.
- 22:06Speaker 1: Closer, like it smells.
- 22:11Speaker 3: We were walking up the street from the hotel to
- 22:13Speaker 3: get to this restaurant and Rich did like a skip
- 22:17Speaker 3: move where he hopped over something. Yeah, we kind of
- 22:20Speaker 3: went to the side, but on the left side was vomit. Rich,
- 22:24Speaker 3: the vomit comet. Rich was skipping over human shit on
- 22:27Speaker 3: the side. So on one side was shit, on the
- 22:31Speaker 3: other side was vomit. It was like double dare. Yeah, yeah,
- 22:36Speaker 3: it was a real life obstacle. Course on one of
- 22:39Speaker 3: the side.
- 22:39Speaker 1: Who you were waiting for somebody to like fall on
- 22:41Speaker 1: top of some slime flying down and all that. All right, Well, Carl,
- 22:45Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe you Carl can how about this, Carl.
- 22:48Speaker 4: But then inside the restaurant it was beautiful.
- 22:50Speaker 1: Oh you know, I know, it's it's very odd. Well,
- 22:52Speaker 1: I'm staying a little outside the city. I'm actually not
- 22:55Speaker 1: far away from the most famous taco bell in the world.
- 23:00Speaker 4: You know what I'm talking about here. It's so you're
- 23:02Speaker 4: right in the middle of the Tenderline district.
- 23:05Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's yeah, yeah, no, it's in I guess
- 23:08Speaker 1: it's town called Pacific. I'm not imp but I'm over
- 23:11Speaker 1: in that direction. There there's a taco bell, right, yeah, beautiful,
- 23:15Speaker 1: it's amazing. Why is there a taco bell? It's on
- 23:17Speaker 1: a beach. It's on a freaking beach. There's a talk.
- 23:20Speaker 1: I've been there before. Diarrhea with a view, diarrhea. Remember Eddie,
- 23:28Speaker 1: you were with we with me when the Tampa Bay
- 23:30Speaker 1: Lightning goaltendes.
- 23:31Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, ed he got so pissed it.
- 23:33Speaker 1: Yeah, because I kept singing the diarrhea song.
- 23:35Speaker 4: You Eddie.
- 23:37Speaker 1: I love Eddie, but he would not play along with
- 23:39Speaker 1: that stuff. Like remember Lamark Jackson had he had the run, he.
- 23:42Speaker 4: Got the run. There's several players that that's happened too.
- 23:45Speaker 1: It happens. It's your human Sometimes you eat the too
- 23:48Speaker 1: at the wrong time, or you eat the wrong stuff
- 23:50Speaker 1: and you end up having to to you know, stuff happens.
- 23:53Speaker 1: That's the way it is, all right. What else do
- 23:56Speaker 1: I see page down here? Uh, let's say hello to
- 24:00Speaker 1: who's here in the Bay Area.
- 24:02Speaker 4: Uh, that says he lives on one of those sidewalks
- 24:05Speaker 4: we were talking about. Yeah, probably, he says.
- 24:08Speaker 1: YouTube responding responded, Guys, after deleting the AI slop channels
- 24:14Speaker 1: with millions of subscribers, and they had their uploads removed.
- 24:19Speaker 1: I guess people are up in arms over this, Danny,
- 24:21Speaker 1: They're not They're not happy they bought removed. Isn't that
- 24:26Speaker 1: like I I started to dabbling YouTube. I'm not great
- 24:28Speaker 1: at it. We're just trying to mess around with it
- 24:30Speaker 1: and hopefully we get back on TV next year.
- 24:32Speaker 4: But if not, fine.
- 24:33Speaker 1: But the the YouTube stuff, the algorithms kind of I've
- 24:37Speaker 1: been studying it. And if you take away if you
- 24:41Speaker 1: take away the fake aguins I saw on Instagram, there's
- 24:43Speaker 1: more accounts on Instagram than there are people that in
- 24:46Speaker 1: the world, right, so it's it's all bull crap. And
- 24:49Speaker 1: then but people get they lose their mind. You freak out.
- 24:52Speaker 1: If you take this stuff away, it's like, what are
- 24:53Speaker 1: you doing?
- 24:54Speaker 3: Get rid of those? That's what ended my Space back
- 24:57Speaker 3: in the day. My Space is huge, yeah o g.
- 25:00Speaker 3: MySpace was so huge, but then once the robots took
- 25:03Speaker 3: it over, we all said.
- 25:05Speaker 1: Yes, we out of here, so it says here at
- 25:07Speaker 1: part of these numbers, channels had a combined four point
- 25:11Speaker 1: seven two billion views thirty five million subscribers, So this
- 25:17Speaker 1: is not it's a big loss.
- 25:19Speaker 4: Yeah for YouTube.
- 25:20Speaker 1: I also saw this was not in the email, but
- 25:24Speaker 1: how much how much money YouTube is getting? It's an
- 25:29Speaker 1: insane obviously, it's an insane amount of money. The I
- 25:32Speaker 1: don't know if I can pull that up real quick here,
- 25:35Speaker 1: but I did see that somewhere along the way. But
- 25:39Speaker 1: people complaining, that's all people, you know, change anything though,
- 25:43Speaker 1: people are going to complain, right, no matter what. That's
- 25:44Speaker 1: just human nature. You get used to something and that's it,
- 25:48Speaker 1: all right? What thank you for that, Seth. I guess
- 25:51Speaker 1: we didn't really answer your question. But who cares? JJ
- 25:54Speaker 1: from Ohio rights in You did not say what part
- 25:57Speaker 1: of Ohio? He says, Hey, you guys, I know you're
- 25:59Speaker 1: close to being boomers status. Uh, and you're not on
- 26:01Speaker 1: YouTube I just talked about on YouTube.
- 26:03Speaker 4: Yeah's bloomers.
- 26:05Speaker 1: Do you think mister Beast will be blocked from his
- 26:08Speaker 1: evil plan to take over college football?
- 26:10Speaker 4: So I saw this. I don't know if you guys
- 26:12Speaker 4: talked about it on Covino.
- 26:13Speaker 1: Rich, did you see this story, mister beast, I guess
- 26:16Speaker 1: the story I read.
- 26:17Speaker 4: I don't know if I know it right.
- 26:18Speaker 1: Danny is it's like he's gonna put together one hundred
- 26:20Speaker 1: million dollar package. He's gonna he's pitching one hundred million
- 26:24Speaker 1: dollar package to turn I think it's Eastern Carolina University
- 26:29Speaker 1: or East Carolina University into a college football power that
- 26:32Speaker 1: he's gonna spend one hundred million dollars on nil and
- 26:34Speaker 1: all that stuff to try to I think that's a
- 26:37Speaker 1: great bit. I think, yeah, I think it's wonderful. How
- 26:40Speaker 1: does he have a hundred million though? That's wild to
- 26:42Speaker 1: me that he cats.
- 26:43Speaker 3: Supposedly his assets were all no actual cat so this
- 26:47Speaker 3: has got to be coming from some of his sponsors.
- 26:49Speaker 4: Then that would be great. Though, imagine that reality show.
- 26:52Speaker 4: We're gonna buy every great.
- 26:53Speaker 1: High school football player, and we're gonna have every player
- 26:55Speaker 1: in the portal, all the great players in the portal
- 26:57Speaker 1: come over.
- 26:58Speaker 4: You could be the next Indiana. Well that's yeah, Mark
- 27:01Speaker 4: Cuban was able to pull it off at Indiana.
- 27:04Speaker 3: Yeah, still got to have the team chemistry. There's still
- 27:07Speaker 3: things that need to break the right way for your
- 27:09Speaker 3: team to go all the way all right.
- 27:11Speaker 4: Next up Mike from Van Eyes.
- 27:13Speaker 1: Beautiful, that's right near the studio there, Beautiful Van Eyes
- 27:16Speaker 1: says Ben and Danny, are you guys ready for your
- 27:19Speaker 1: limos service to pick up some tacos? And then he
- 27:22Speaker 1: points out that Taco Bell to promote their lux value menu,
- 27:27Speaker 1: Taco Bell is picking up customers in limos. In limos, Danny,
- 27:32Speaker 1: to try to get the lux value. You can get
- 27:34Speaker 1: the lux value ment. Why would you need to take
- 27:36Speaker 1: a damn limo to Taco Bell. I know it's a
- 27:38Speaker 1: bit and all that stuff.
- 27:39Speaker 4: I'm good.
- 27:40Speaker 1: I haven't eaten a Taco Bell in a while. When's
- 27:41Speaker 1: the last time you hit a taco? Man only eats
- 27:43Speaker 1: at taco bells that have an ocean view. Well, I
- 27:46Speaker 1: would eat that one. I would definitely eat that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 27:51Speaker 1: All right. Next up is Fred who's listening in Japan.
- 27:56Speaker 1: We have an international audience, Danny. We are not just
- 27:58Speaker 1: a rinky dink just in La not at all.
- 28:01Speaker 3: This is not some show that Barry Sanders just walks
- 28:04Speaker 3: by in stiff arms and flavor.
- 28:06Speaker 1: Flav doesn't even look at you, know, it just keeps
- 28:08Speaker 1: going and just you know.
- 28:09Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 28:09Speaker 1: I don't know who you people are. I'm looking at
- 28:12Speaker 1: It's like, come on, dude. I guess they've learned over
- 28:16Speaker 1: the years. If you acknowledge someone, it becomes a problem
- 28:18Speaker 1: because they're to get in a conversation. Yeah, they don't
- 28:20Speaker 1: want to come sit down.
- 28:21Speaker 4: You know what these guys are doing.
- 28:21Speaker 1: That's what women do, right, Women know not to give
- 28:23Speaker 1: eye contact to anyone.
- 28:24Speaker 4: Because you know, yeah, you think they're in love with
- 28:27Speaker 4: you exactly.
- 28:29Speaker 1: Fred Japan says, hey, Ben, it's not just the US,
- 28:32Speaker 1: It's not La and San Francisco at Ben and Danny says,
- 28:36Speaker 1: there's a city here in Japan that canceled the Cherry Blossom,
- 28:38Speaker 1: the iconic cherry Blossom festival, because tourists broke into homes
- 28:43Speaker 1: and defecated on lawns. From Fred and Japan for the
- 28:47Speaker 1: cherry Blossom, he said, tourists. Does that mean Americans? I
- 28:50Speaker 1: don't know, That's what it sounded like to me.
- 28:52Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Now, defication, if you go number one, does that isn't
- 28:57Speaker 1: defication number two. It's number two, not number one, number one.
- 29:00Speaker 4: One. Number one is you whizzed all over somebody. Nobody
- 29:02Speaker 4: beats the whiz remember that in New York. No, but
- 29:05Speaker 4: he breeds the whills.
- 29:06Speaker 1: There you go, all right, Uh we'll do uh luno
- 29:10Speaker 1: mos Uh one one more here, one more banger.
- 29:13Speaker 4: There you go, all right recording. Uh this is from
- 29:16Speaker 4: U Steve Hey, Steve O, Steve A. Reno. I don't
- 29:21Speaker 4: know where that he didn't put his name douchebag.
- 29:23Speaker 1: All right anyway, Uh Steve Steve, he says, Ben. Do
- 29:25Speaker 1: you agree with the science, says experts now claim that
- 29:29Speaker 1: the best chili sauces can boost your health? Uh, he's so,
- 29:35Speaker 1: are you? Are you buying chili sauce improving? Uh?
- 29:39Speaker 4: I've seen this. You have seen this. I guess it's
- 29:41Speaker 4: on TikTok or something. Yeah, TikToker.
- 29:44Speaker 3: You know this seems to be at least one craze
- 29:46Speaker 3: per month of something like this.
- 29:48Speaker 1: Have you been to that store at Farmers Market in
- 29:51Speaker 1: La Ley said nothing but like yeah, hot, yeah, yeah,
- 29:54Speaker 1: it's like your you're.
- 29:55Speaker 3: You're not like it in small doses, but a little bit,
- 29:58Speaker 3: just a little touch like on these noodles the Costco
- 30:02Speaker 3: Ramen suit put just a little touch of it of
- 30:04Speaker 3: their hot hot red sauce on it, and he gives
- 30:07Speaker 3: it a nice flavor through and through. But people that
- 30:10Speaker 3: douse food with the oh my god, you just start
- 30:14Speaker 3: with a little people who love bidays.
- 30:17Speaker 1: He don't listen. You need a bedey if you're gonna
- 30:20Speaker 1: be doing that. All right, we'll get out of here
- 30:22Speaker 1: on that. Danny's fun at at Radio Row here hanging
- 30:25Speaker 1: out with you, and it's.
- 30:25Speaker 4: Great to head. Yeah, man, glad you were up here. Yeah,
- 30:28Speaker 4: it's great.
- 30:28Speaker 1: Jim Gray on yesterday if you missed it, and then
- 30:30Speaker 1: back on Friday, Sean Merriman and just a lot of us.
- 30:33Speaker 1: And there's this little football game later. I guess so,
- 30:36Speaker 1: I guess so so. And I'll be on after the
- 30:37Speaker 1: game tonight. I'll be on after the game. Thanks for
- 30:39Speaker 1: the warning. Uh yeah, my postgame coverage and nothing quite
- 30:43Speaker 1: beats it. And then you'll be on the normal normal.
- 30:45Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 30:46Speaker 3: We're back in La, back to Covino and Rich out
- 30:48Speaker 3: of the Sherman Oaks, California studios. Two to four pm
- 30:52Speaker 3: on the West side. That's five to seven pm in
- 30:55Speaker 3: beautiful give me a Massachusetts. Oh well Wooster Mass Well, yeah,
- 31:00Speaker 3: beautiful Wooster mass mash or mass mass That.
- 31:04Speaker 1: Depends what depends what mood you're in.
- 31:06Speaker 4: I like the extended Wiener.
- 31:08Speaker 1: Allright, have a have a great day later, skater gotta murder,
- 31:12Speaker 1: Gotta go,