Latest / The Dawghouse Fantasy Football / S8 EP456 - Predicting The Shitshow
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- 0:36Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me?
- 0:41Speaker 2: Hold on.
- 0:42Speaker 3: Hold the fuck up. Jesus Christ.
- 0:44Speaker 1: I don't need that fucking playing in the background.
- 0:47Speaker 3: All right.
- 0:48Speaker 1: So little fun show, a little mock draft show. Uh,
- 0:54Speaker 1: I'm on four hours of sleep. I've been up since
- 0:56Speaker 1: five o'clock last night. So this is a one way
- 1:01Speaker 1: for me to fucking actually stay awake.
- 1:04Speaker 3: Um, and do one and do two things.
- 1:07Speaker 1: So we're going to use a sleeper, fancy football, uh, app, uh,
- 1:13Speaker 1: site and just kind of do, you know, mock drafts.
- 1:16Speaker 3: I tend to not like mock drafts that are done.
- 1:19Speaker 1: With the computer, but you know, since everybody's all about AI,
- 1:23Speaker 1: why not?
- 1:23Speaker 3: Why not just go ahead and use it?
- 1:26Speaker 1: Um, find out, you know, kind of take a look
- 1:28Speaker 1: at a couple, you know, one or two drafts and
- 1:30Speaker 1: see what's going on to kind of decide on picks
- 1:32Speaker 1: and stuff, which everybody can, If anybody wants to chime
- 1:35Speaker 1: in on there, you're more than welcome to. And we're
- 1:38Speaker 1: going to use it to predict cursed players due to
- 1:41Speaker 1: our buddy James Tiberius.
- 1:43Speaker 3: Kadich for the 2026 season. You are in the doghouse.
- 1:59Speaker 4: It's gone to no reason, the drug will unfold All
- 2:02Speaker 4: the trials of today are but a dream Really don't
- 2:07Speaker 4: care how you feel If there's a notion of miraculous
- 2:12Speaker 4: change Twist into multiple tears Tears.
- 2:20Speaker 3: Tears What is up, everybody?
- 2:48Speaker 1: It is your boy, D-Roy, fresh off a 12-hour shift,
- 2:51Speaker 1: overnight shift.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Oh, my God, I'm tired of shit.
- 2:56Speaker 1: Let's see. Let's run through the handles. X, DoghouseFF, at
- 3:01Speaker 1: RoyDog underscore 13 over on YouTube, which I've Would like
- 3:06Speaker 1: to get more subscribers over there and over on Instagram, RoyDog13,
- 3:10Speaker 1: no underscore, over on TikTok, and Dennis M. Roy over
- 3:14Speaker 1: on Facebook. Happy Wednesday, everybody. It is three days until
- 3:19Speaker 1: our home league draft. We have a little surprise for
- 3:22Speaker 1: everybody there. It's going to be kind of fun, but
- 3:26Speaker 1: nobody's going to really find out until Saturday.
- 3:31Speaker 3: Saturday.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Which we'll probably just live stream it. We'll probably live
- 3:35Speaker 1: stream it on the three formats, and then I might
- 3:40Speaker 1: run a TikTok live while we're at it there, too,
- 3:42Speaker 1: answer any questions and stuff. Anybody has any issues whatsoever?
- 3:47Speaker 1: We're having trouble with Facebook.
- 3:49Speaker 3: What's up?
- 3:54Speaker 5: No, we're having trouble with Facebook.
- 3:56Speaker 3: Oh, well. What the fuck? No, just get out of there.
- 4:03Speaker 3: Why am I having these issues? Holy shit.
- 4:09Speaker 1: So we got a nice little surprise for the folks
- 4:12Speaker 1: in our 12-person draft, full-point PPR, which is kind of
- 4:18Speaker 1: what's going on in here. I wasn't able to actually
- 4:21Speaker 1: set up the roster on there.
- 4:26Speaker 3: Let's take a look. Oh, it's accurate.
- 4:29Speaker 1: It's the same as what we got. I mean, it's
- 4:32Speaker 1: got kicker in it, which we don't do, but it
- 4:34Speaker 1: is what it is.
- 4:35Speaker 3: Let's go through some little news and notes first. Let's see.
- 4:39Speaker 1: Anything real major. Senator Danny Pinter for Baltimore went on
- 4:44Speaker 1: injured reserve with the torn patella tendon. Tucker Craft for
- 4:49Speaker 1: the Green Bay Packers will participate in 11-on-11 drills. And
- 4:54Speaker 1: they have been talking with him about an.
- 4:57Speaker 3: Extension, which is good.
- 5:00Speaker 1: New York Giants wide receiver Calvin Austin III suffered a
- 5:05Speaker 1: torn ACL.
- 5:07Speaker 3: He is out for the season.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Reuben Bain Jr. of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers dealing with
- 5:20Speaker 1: an AC joint sprain. Although I heard this morning he
- 5:23Speaker 1: said it's nothing serious. Expected to play week one like
- 5:26Speaker 1: Reuben Bain quite a bit. That's really kind of it.
- 5:30Speaker 1: Washington Commander signed offensive tackle DJ Humphreys. Nothing really major
- 5:35Speaker 1: going on. Could have been something major if Jamar Chase
- 5:40Speaker 1: actually did tear his fucking ACL, but he was up.
- 5:44Speaker 1: He was walking around. He was doing interviews and stuff,
- 5:47Speaker 1: so everything's all good there.
- 5:50Speaker 3: Let's go to this. Let's remove. Let's remove me.
- 5:57Speaker 1: Because if you're on mobile, I think you can turn
- 5:58Speaker 1: your phone and you can get the full screen on there.
- 6:01Speaker 1: So for our 12-team full-point PPR, I am in the
- 6:08Speaker 1: ninth slot.
- 6:09Speaker 3: I'm there. Mr.
- 6:11Speaker 1: Jim is going to be team four, but I'm not
- 6:13Speaker 1: going to claim anything in there.
- 6:15Speaker 3: We're going to let that.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Make the cursed picks as we go. So without further ado,
- 6:22Speaker 1: let's kind of do this. If it goes pretty quick,
- 6:24Speaker 1: we'll do this twice. We'll see what two different drafts go.
- 6:27Speaker 1: Sleeper says, are you sure you want.
- 6:31Speaker 3: To start the draft?
- 6:32Speaker 6: Yes.
- 6:35Speaker 3: Oh, my God. CMC goes one. Is that the right
- 6:39Speaker 3: B Robinson? Is that the right B Robinson? Yes, it is.
- 6:45Speaker 3: Spijan and Gibbs. Holy shit.
- 6:48Speaker 1: Sleeper had CMC go first.
- 6:51Speaker 3: Interesting.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Puka Nakua, wide receiver at four. JSN at five. Jamar
- 6:56Speaker 1: Chase at six.
- 6:57Speaker 3: Wow.
- 6:59Speaker 1: Wow, this is a weird draft so far. So, CeeDee
- 7:04Speaker 1: Lamb and then I'm on Ross St.
- 7:05Speaker 3: Brown.
- 7:06Speaker 1: So, look, the guy that I do not want to
- 7:09Speaker 1: draft is the guy that Jim Kadich is going to draft. So,
- 7:14Speaker 1: we are not drafting Puka Nakua. We are at pick nine.
- 7:18Speaker 1: Let's see, what do we got here? We got Jonathan Taylor,
- 7:24Speaker 1: James Cook, Justin Jefferson, Devon Achan, Saquon Barkley, and Ashton Gentry. Well,
- 7:29Speaker 1: if I go with my thing, even though Ashton Gentry
- 7:34Speaker 1: is questionable, it's actually Ashton Gentry for me, followed by
- 7:39Speaker 1: Jonathan Taylor, Justin Jefferson, and then rounding out the corners,
- 7:44Speaker 1: and this is going to be the league champ. This
- 7:46Speaker 1: is all done by order of finish. James Cook and
- 7:50Speaker 1: Saquon Barkley, nice start for there. Running backs are always
- 7:55Speaker 1: predicted to kind of go earlier in our drafts, so
- 8:00Speaker 1: no surprises here. Devon Achan, Chase Brown. So now it
- 8:05Speaker 1: comes back to me. We got some things to kind
- 8:11Speaker 1: of take a look at, right? So we got a
- 8:13Speaker 1: Marion Hampton. Let's just go to running backs.
- 8:15Speaker 3: Hampton.
- 8:16Speaker 1: Kenneth Walker, who's going to be fine. Derek Henry, Jeremiah Love,
- 8:20Speaker 1: Kyron Williams, Josh Jacobs, Javante now. Wide receivers, Drake London, A.J. Brown,
- 8:29Speaker 1: George Pickett, Nico Collins, Rasheed Rice, and Malik Neighbors. Don't
- 8:36Speaker 1: really like any of those in that spot, so we're
- 8:39Speaker 1: going to come back. I mean, we could come over
- 8:42Speaker 1: here and do, wow, they got Trey McBride over Brock Bowers.
- 8:44Speaker 3: Interesting. Interesting.
- 8:49Speaker 1: Running back, I'm probably, you know, I'm higher. Like most people,
- 8:54Speaker 1: I'm really high on O'Marion Hampton with the LA Chargers.
- 8:56Speaker 1: So we're going to go ahead and just select him.
- 8:59Speaker 1: We're going to go two running backs. It's not usually
- 9:01Speaker 1: a thing I do. So let's see. Rounding out two, A.J. Brown,
- 9:07Speaker 1: Kenneth Walker. I actually, I kind of like Kenneth Walker
- 9:10Speaker 1: in that spot too. But Trey McBride, Drake London, who
- 9:14Speaker 1: I'm not on. Jim has selected Josh Allen.
- 9:19Speaker 3: Uh-oh. That's not good.
- 9:24Speaker 1: George Pickens, Derrick Henry, Brock Bowers to finish off, too.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Brock Bowers right in here on this turn would be
- 9:33Speaker 1: phenomenal if you were team one in there because, you know,
- 9:37Speaker 1: then you basically just take whoever the fuck you want
- 9:39Speaker 1: in here and you have the best tight end of
- 9:41Speaker 1: the draft.
- 9:43Speaker 3: Bowers is over McBride. I don't know why they're doing that. Uh,
- 9:46Speaker 3: so round three, Josh Jacobs, which.
- 9:50Speaker 1: I mean, he will, if it's running back, super running
- 9:52Speaker 1: back heavy, Nico Collins, Chris Olave. Well, here's another guy
- 9:57Speaker 1: that I'm not real high.
- 9:58Speaker 3: On, Rasheed Rice, going to Mr.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Kadich.
- 10:01Speaker 3: So two out of three ain't bad. We'll take that.
- 10:06Speaker 1: Jeremiah Love goes to Team 5. Lamar Jackson to Team 6.
- 10:12Speaker 3: Okay. Brees Hall.
- 10:14Speaker 1: Kyron Williams at 8. And then it's on us. at
- 10:19Speaker 1: pick nine to figure out what we want to do here.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Running backs are really moving up, moving, moving up. We
- 10:28Speaker 1: generally like to look at their wide receivers here, Malik neighbors. T.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Higgins would have been a hell of a steal in
- 10:36Speaker 1: here if something happened to Jamar Chase, but it didn't happen,
- 10:40Speaker 1: so we're not going to. You want to get funky?
- 10:45Speaker 1: Should we get funky in here? Because quarterback-wise, I'm not
- 10:48Speaker 1: taking– any of these guys in three. But tight end,
- 10:52Speaker 1: you know, Colson Loveland is predicted to be a third rounder.
- 10:57Speaker 1: We don't want him to get back to Jim. Well,
- 11:00Speaker 1: we have another pick too, but we definitely don't want
- 11:03Speaker 1: this to get back to Jim. So let's take Colson
- 11:05Speaker 1: Loveland there. Finishing out the third round, Malik Neighbors, Javante Williams,
- 11:15Speaker 1: Devontae Smith. This was kind of where I was looking
- 11:19Speaker 1: to go with Devontae Smith.
- 11:20Speaker 3: I'm very high on him.
- 11:22Speaker 1: Camps, Gattaboo, just start the fourth. So he's got three
- 11:27Speaker 1: running backs here. We do have two flexes. So, I mean,
- 11:30Speaker 1: it kind of makes sense to go heavy running back. T. Higgins,
- 11:35Speaker 1: Travis Etienne. It's not Etienne. I think that was a
- 11:42Speaker 1: mistake to go Etienne because, I mean, look at these guys.
- 11:46Speaker 1: We're not going to take Irving, David Montgomery, Trayvon Henderson,
- 11:49Speaker 1: Quinshawn Jenkins, DeAndre Swift, Bashel Tootin, although we like Bashel Tootin.
- 11:55Speaker 3: We're not going to take any of these guys in
- 11:57Speaker 3: the fourth.
- 11:58Speaker 1: So let's take a look at our wide receivers. We've
- 12:01Speaker 1: got Ted McMillan, Ladd McHockey, who I'm not high on,
- 12:04Speaker 1: Emeka Abuka. There's still some really big questions on him
- 12:09Speaker 1: right now. I do want to get a wide receiver, though.
- 12:13Speaker 1: We do need to get a wide receiver QB. We're
- 12:16Speaker 1: not doing.
- 12:19Speaker 3: In there.
- 12:19Speaker 1: So I'm going to take Zay Flowers.
- 12:23Speaker 3: In there. I like Zay Flowers.
- 12:28Speaker 1: Makaki goes next. Tett, Igbuka, Waddle. Bucky Irvin goes to Kaddish.
- 12:34Speaker 1: So he's gone for the year. Garrett Wilson, Drake May,
- 12:40Speaker 1: and DeAndre Swift. This is really super heavy.
- 12:43Speaker 3: Running backs in here. Travion Henderson to begin the fifth.
- 12:48Speaker 4: Wow.
- 12:48Speaker 1: If somebody does that, just let them have him. Take
- 12:51Speaker 1: Romandre later. Devontae Adams.
- 12:53Speaker 7: Eh.
- 12:54Speaker 3: Luther Burton.
- 12:54Speaker 1: I'm okay there in the fifth round. Terry McLaurin. Ooh,
- 12:57Speaker 1: that would have been nice to have had back. Jamison
- 13:00Speaker 1: Williams in the fifth. Quinshot Jenkins. DJ Moore. Jalen Hurts.
- 13:07Speaker 1: All in the fifth round. Now it's on us. Drake
- 13:11Speaker 1: May and Jalen Hurts got taken. What do we got
- 13:13Speaker 1: in here? Joe Burrow, ADP of 51.
- 13:20Speaker 3: We're getting value on him.
- 13:21Speaker 1: A couple of other guys taken, but there's a couple
- 13:23Speaker 1: of guys that I like down in here too. So
- 13:26Speaker 1: we got four teams. So a third of our league
- 13:29Speaker 1: already has a quarterback.
- 13:31Speaker 3: Don't need to worry about tight end unless we had
- 13:33Speaker 3: a super tight end.
- 13:34Speaker 1: You could take Tyler Warren, Sam LaPorta, Tucker Kraft. Tucker
- 13:38Speaker 1: Kraft should be underneath Tyler Warren. I don't know why
- 13:40Speaker 1: he's there. It would be kind of interesting to take
- 13:44Speaker 1: Tyler Warren in there and flex him out. Wide receiver-wise,
- 13:48Speaker 1: Mike Evans, Roma Dunze, Carnell Tate, Christian Watson, Brian Thomas,
- 13:55Speaker 1: DK Metcalf, Marvin Harrison Jr., Parker Washington, Cortland Sutton. See,
- 14:02Speaker 1: these rounds are what I'm kind of worried about right
- 14:04Speaker 1: in here is really into this 4-5 if this gets
- 14:08Speaker 1: running back heavy. it's not going to be anything that
- 14:13Speaker 1: I'm going to really like. As far as the wide receiver,
- 14:17Speaker 1: I'm going to get my other wide receiver in here.
- 14:18Speaker 1: I'll take Christian Watson as my wide receiver, too. That
- 14:24Speaker 1: leaves Joe Burrow, Tyler Warren, David Montgomery to end the fifth,
- 14:30Speaker 1: beginning of the sixth, Caleb Wilhibs, Bashel Tootin, Mike Evans.
- 14:37Speaker 3: Okay. So.
- 14:41Speaker 1: Look back at wide receivers again. Roman Dunzay, Carnell Tate,
- 14:43Speaker 1: Brian Thomas, DK Metcalf, Marvin Harrison. This is probably the
- 14:47Speaker 1: spot really for Parker Washington, to be honest with you, the.
- 14:51Speaker 3: Way things have been going.
- 14:53Speaker 1: We do have a little bit of the issue with
- 14:55Speaker 1: Brian Thomas Jr. Tight ends. We're just taking a look.
- 15:00Speaker 1: Tucker Craft in there is still available. Running back, Jadarian Price,
- 15:05Speaker 1: Jalen Warren, Chuba Hubbard, RJ Harvey, Ramondre Stevenson, Tony Pollard.
- 15:11Speaker 1: Rico Dottle, J.K.
- 15:13Speaker 3: Dobbins, Kalmanungai.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Hmm. This kind of reaches in here. So I'm not
- 15:23Speaker 1: real thrilled about it QB-wise. I mean, we got Jaden Daniels,
- 15:29Speaker 1: we got Dak Prescott. Dak Prescott really shouldn't go here.
- 15:35Speaker 1: Jaden Daniels would be kind of a.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Not getting any value. There's no value in here. Although,
- 15:45Speaker 1: Roman Dunzay would be kind of nice as a third.
- 15:51Speaker 3: In there.
- 15:51Speaker 1: I'm a little bit higher on him. To be honest
- 15:53Speaker 1: with you, I'm probably going to just go Roman Dunzay here.
- 15:58Speaker 1: DK Metcalf, Tucker Craft, Jadarian Price, Sam Laporta, Kyle Pitts,
- 16:04Speaker 1: Jaden Daniels. Figured he was probably going to go in
- 16:06Speaker 1: that round. Carnell Tate, which I think is a little
- 16:09Speaker 1: too high in the sixth. Brian Thomas Jr. I think
- 16:15Speaker 1: it was saying Brian Robinson earlier. But Brian Thomas Jr.
- 16:18Speaker 1: to end the sixth. Seventh round, you got Marvin Harrison Jr.,
- 16:22Speaker 1: Harold Fanning. Not touching fucking Harold Fanning with Deshaun Watson
- 16:28Speaker 1: under there. Guy can't throw worse shit. RJ Harvey, way
- 16:33Speaker 1: too high. Jalen Warren, I kind of like Jalen Warren.
- 16:38Speaker 1: Chuba Hubbard, Rico Tottle, Ramondre. Oh, we missed Ramondre by
- 16:43Speaker 1: a fucking pick. I would have taken Ramondre Stevenson there, definitely. Well,
- 16:51Speaker 1: we do still have another flex spot. We got a
- 16:55Speaker 1: quarterback to fill in here.
- 16:58Speaker 3: Let's see.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Alec Pierce is back, from what I've been told. Courtland Sutton,
- 17:05Speaker 1: Michael Wilson, Jordan Tyson, Makai Lemon.
- 17:07Speaker 3: I don't like Lemon. Don't care for Godwin. Pierce, Pittman.
- 17:12Speaker 3: These are all way too high in this spot. RB Wise.
- 17:17Speaker 1: You got Tony Pollard, J.K. Dobbins, Kyle Menungai, Blake Corum.
- 17:22Speaker 1: Jonathan Brooks, Kenneth Gainwell. Ja'Cory Karosky, Merritt. He's hurt, but
- 17:27Speaker 1: he'll be all right. Jordan Mason, Aaron Jones. Hmm. One
- 17:37Speaker 1: guy doesn't have a quarterback. The other two don't have
- 17:42Speaker 1: tight ends. I bet you they go tight end in here. QB-wise,
- 17:45Speaker 1: I mean, we have Dak Prescott or Justin Herbert. I
- 17:53Speaker 1: have Trevor Lawrence higher still. I think we can get
- 17:56Speaker 1: away with not doing that, but... Uh-oh.
- 18:06Speaker 3: Fuck it.
- 18:06Speaker 1: We're just going to take Tony Pollard in the seventh.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Nice third running back.
- 18:10Speaker 3: Wow. Ellie Rams. Get drafted that high. Holy shit. Justin Herbert.
- 18:19Speaker 3: Micaiah Lemon. Michael Wilson.
- 18:24Speaker 1: Brandon Aubrey gets drafted. We're going to take kickers out
- 18:27Speaker 1: of this thing in the next one.
- 18:32Speaker 3: Fucking gemming. Taking Aubrey.
- 18:35Speaker 1: This, by the way, Team 10 is Paul Burkholz, so
- 18:38Speaker 1: he's kind of retarded because he took the Rams defense
- 18:44Speaker 1: that high.
- 18:44Speaker 3: Wow, way to go. Way to go, A-hole.
- 18:49Speaker 1: So we're in round eight. There's a couple of guys
- 18:54Speaker 1: that we could kind of take shots on, like Blake Corum,
- 18:58Speaker 1: you know, working kind of in a not really a
- 19:00Speaker 1: mini tandem with Kyron Williams, but he is the definitive
- 19:03Speaker 1: backup there. Dobbins, who's always hurt, though, and that guy
- 19:08Speaker 1: back up. Jonathan Brooks, we could take that money shot
- 19:12Speaker 1: right there. I wouldn't hate it. Kenny Gainwell, getting a
- 19:19Speaker 1: lot of steam for Tampa Bay. I'm still not that
- 19:21Speaker 1: high on it. Jordan Mason is still going to fall
- 19:23Speaker 1: back on there.
- 19:25Speaker 3: I'd like to grab some.
- 19:26Speaker 1: Now that I have those three and then the three
- 19:29Speaker 1: wide receivers, it's pretty much let's see what kind of
- 19:31Speaker 1: pot shots we can take on a lot of guys
- 19:34Speaker 1: behind them Pittman wouldn't be too bad here. Courtless, I
- 19:38Speaker 1: actually would take a shot on here in the eighth round,
- 19:42Speaker 1: but we do need our quarterback. We still haven't taken
- 19:44Speaker 1: our quarterback. Herbert's gone. I'm higher on Trevor Lawrence than
- 19:49Speaker 1: I am on Dak Presley. although I don't hate Dak
- 19:51Speaker 1: Prescott here. So I'm going to take Trevor Lawrence. I'm
- 19:54Speaker 1: going to take the guy that stirs the pot instead
- 19:57Speaker 1: of going after the wide receivers. So after me, we
- 20:02Speaker 1: got Courtland Sutton, Dak Prescott, J.K. Dobbins, Jackson Dart, Alec
- 20:08Speaker 1: Pierce going to Jim. Forgot to mention that he actually
- 20:12Speaker 1: took Jalen Warren, so now I don't like Jalen Warren anymore.
- 20:15Speaker 1: Alec Pierce I was totally off on, so I'm okay there.
- 20:20Speaker 1: Chris Godwin, Jordan Tyson, Matt Stafford, Houston, Texas defense.
- 20:25Speaker 3: Okay.
- 20:27Speaker 1: Michael Pittman, Travis Kelsey, Dalton Kincaid, Isaiah Likely. So these
- 20:30Speaker 1: guys are starting to come off like two tight ends already.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Kyle Menungi, Jordan Addison. Blake Corum. So we kind of
- 20:37Speaker 1: missed on Corum, um, by a pick. That was really
- 20:43Speaker 1: the only other guy we're looking at. So, I mean,
- 20:46Speaker 1: right now in the ninth round, we could take that
- 20:48Speaker 1: shot on, on Jonathan Brooks and see what happens. Um, there,
- 20:54Speaker 1: Jake Ferguson, Josh Towns, Stefan Diggs, Seahawks defense.
- 20:59Speaker 3: Holy shit.
- 21:00Speaker 1: Uh, Patrick Mahomes staying away from him. Uh, Paulie takes
- 21:05Speaker 1: Quentin Johnston. Kaddish was the one that took Dalton Kincaid,
- 21:09Speaker 1: so he's paired up. Two curse players together in Kincaid
- 21:14Speaker 1: and Josh Allen. So as far as Buffalo, Buffalo is
- 21:18Speaker 1: not winning the fucking Super Bowl this year. Not even
- 21:20Speaker 1: going to come close. So we're having trouble.
- 21:28Speaker 3: Streaming to Facebook. This may be an issue on Facebook.
- 21:30Speaker 3: Is it possible the stream has ended or deleted on Facebook?
- 21:33Speaker 3: I can't try to let you know. All right, cool. Cool.
- 21:37Speaker 3: Leave me alone.
- 21:39Speaker 1: So we got a minute 20 here. We took Jonathan Brooks.
- 21:45Speaker 1: We could take Kenny Gainwell. We could take, you know,
- 21:47Speaker 1: Jordan Mason from Minnesota. We don't really want another quarterback.
- 21:53Speaker 1: Why receiver-wise, Jacoby Myers, we're not taking Jaden Reed. Ah, Wandale.
- 22:03Speaker 1: We like Wandale. We're going to take him there. Not
- 22:06Speaker 1: too bad 10th round on a Wanda Robinson, followed by
- 22:10Speaker 1: Jacoby Myers, Jaden Reed, Kenny Gainwell, Bill Merritt goes, Jordan
- 22:18Speaker 1: Mason goes. So we did lose out on our running
- 22:20Speaker 1: backs there. Denver Broncos, Brock Purdy, Josh Myers for Seattle,
- 22:27Speaker 1: Bo Nix, Aaron Jones, Cameron Dicker, the kicker, Jared Goff,
- 22:35Speaker 1: Matthew Golden, Dallas Goddard, Aranda Gadsden, Philadelphia Eagles. How many
- 22:42Speaker 1: rounds do we got? We got five total rounds left.
- 22:46Speaker 1: Let's see here. We got another wide receiver that we
- 22:48Speaker 1: really like in here right now.
- 22:52Speaker 3: Not at the current moment. We're going to see if
- 22:54Speaker 3: we get the correct ADP on him. Do we want
- 22:59Speaker 3: to do another tight end? Nah, not with that.
- 23:02Speaker 1: Running back-wise, Don't like Rashad White, Chris Rodriguez, no. Tyler Algier, no.
- 23:08Speaker 1: Brian Robinson, be okay, steal a backup in there.
- 23:14Speaker 3: Who we got?
- 23:16Speaker 1: So we got Jenty, we got Hampton, Pollard, Brooks. You
- 23:21Speaker 1: know who would be the guy that we should probably have?
- 23:28Speaker 1: Mike Washington. Let's handcuff our running back, right? We're doing
- 23:37Speaker 1: that in the 11th round, so I think that's fair.
- 23:42Speaker 1: Paul went with Kami Fairbairn as his kicker for Houston.
- 23:47Speaker 3: Sweet. Mark Andrews, Casey.
- 23:49Speaker 1: Concepcion, Rashad White, New England Patriots defense to Team 11. Then, yeah, look,
- 23:59Speaker 1: this is definitely Paul Bittercolt's because he just took Romeo Dobbs.
- 24:04Speaker 3: I mean....
- 24:06Speaker 1: Can't be more than that. So we got a Marion Hampton.
- 24:11Speaker 1: Do we want to take Keaton Mitchell? I don't think so.
- 24:18Speaker 1: I kind of like Woody Marks, I'm going to be
- 24:19Speaker 1: honest with you there. Wide receiver-wise, Debo, Xavier, Shakir. Let's
- 24:31Speaker 1: take another guy that I really like here.
- 24:35Speaker 3: And Jalen Coker.
- 24:36Speaker 1: I know everybody's going to look at this Dijon Stribling
- 24:39Speaker 1: and say, ah, you should take Stribling in there.
- 24:42Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm just not. Took him a little early.
- 24:48Speaker 3: But it is what it is. Cam Little.
- 24:52Speaker 1: Ravens defense. Baker Mayfield. Deebo Samuel. Xavier Worthy and Jared
- 24:59Speaker 1: Goff are both cursed with Jordan Mason.
- 25:01Speaker 3: So we're not drafting any of these guys. Hunter Henry.
- 25:07Speaker 3: I think it's Henry Mevis is that kicker for LA.
- 25:10Speaker 3: Not bad. Khalil Shakir, Rashid Shaheed to begin the 13th.
- 25:16Speaker 1: Zach Charbonnet, Chris Rodriguez, Vikings defense, Algier, Bates, Jordan Love,
- 25:25Speaker 1: Kenyon Siddique.
- 25:26Speaker 3: Have fun with that one. Since we have our, since
- 25:31Speaker 3: we have our, We've got our wide receivers, right? Wondell
- 25:38Speaker 3: and Coker, yeah. We're going to grab the other guy
- 25:45Speaker 3: that I really like. Whoa. Somebody grab him. Oh, duh.
- 26:07Speaker 3: That's because I'm in the wrong one. K. Tron Allen
- 26:11Speaker 3: for Washington. Dazon. Stribling goes to Burkholtz.
- 26:22Speaker 1: Woody Marks. I kind of like Woody Marks, too. This
- 26:25Speaker 1: one's not as deep. It's 15. It should have 16.
- 26:28Speaker 1: Chris Boswell, Brenton Strange, Jacoby Lane for Baltimore.
- 26:32Speaker 3: I like him. Kyler Murray.
- 26:35Speaker 1: This is dumb. We just need a kicker. Pinero is
- 26:43Speaker 1: usually pretty good. San Francisco stalls out every once in
- 26:49Speaker 1: a while. Tajay Spears, Brian Robinson, Detroit Lions, Andy Bercal
- 26:57Speaker 1: is the kicker for New England.
- 26:59Speaker 3: Alvin Kamara. This is why we don't draft Alvin Kamara.
- 27:02Speaker 3: Put it all on Jim.
- 27:06Speaker 1: Tyrone Tracy, Steelers, Hawkinson, Boston, like Denzel Boston too, but
- 27:12Speaker 1: not in this size draft. Travis Hunter, that's a wasted pick.
- 27:17Speaker 1: Cyrus Allen, Will Reichert, kicker for Minnesota. Jacksonville Jaguars. Wow,
- 27:24Speaker 1: I'm surprised the Jaguars sat that long. Tank Dell, he's
- 27:30Speaker 1: going to go in the last round. Harrison Butker. Jonah
- 27:33Speaker 1: Coleman I like too. So, in terms of the team defenses,
- 27:39Speaker 1: I don't think we can go wrong with charges there.
- 27:48Speaker 1: Take Bigsby, Isaiah Pacheco, and Fernando Mendoza. Convert your drafts
- 27:57Speaker 1: into it.
- 27:57Speaker 4: No.
- 27:57Speaker 3: I don't want to convert. So. Should we try a
- 28:09Speaker 3: new draft board?
- 28:21Speaker 4: Uh.
- 28:32Speaker 3: Oh, I thought it might give me a grade, but
- 28:34Speaker 3: it doesn't. Okay. Draft settings. Almost two minutes. CPU auto-pick. Okay.
- 29:21Speaker 3: Let's add a bench spot here. What? Alright, maybe not.
- 29:32Speaker 3: Can you at least let me start a new fucking draft?
- 29:34Speaker 3: You're embarrassing me in front of the people. Come on. Yikes.
- 30:01Speaker 3: We don't need the lead chat.
- 30:03Speaker 4: Wow.
- 30:15Speaker 3: I feel really dumb right now. Duh. Let's click on sleeper. Oh,
- 30:43Speaker 3: that was an NBA one.
- 30:45Speaker 1: 12-team, we're claiming nine.
- 30:51Speaker 4: Okay.
- 31:13Speaker 3: Raster settings.
- 31:14Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 31:27Speaker 3: There we go. All right. Now that I'm Now that
- 31:43Speaker 3: I'm done just, you know, fake messing around. Let's run
- 31:47Speaker 3: this again. Let's see how this goes. Ah, there we go. Gibbs,
- 32:04Speaker 3: JSN over Chase. Okay.
- 32:07Speaker 1: Bijan Robinson, Christian McCaffrey, Puka Nakua. Amon Ross, St. Brown,
- 32:13Speaker 1: and Jonathan Taylor. That looks a little bit better. Although
- 32:17Speaker 1: now Bijan Robinson is in danger. So be careful there.
- 32:25Speaker 1: Of all players, though, CeeDee Lamb, Justin Jefferson. I mean,
- 32:33Speaker 1: we could see what happens if we go Justin Jefferson here.
- 32:35Speaker 3: Let's go wide receiver, see what happens. Devon A. Chan.
- 32:42Speaker 1: CeeDee Lamb, James Cook, Chase Brown, Jenty Barkley. Back to
- 32:48Speaker 1: me in this spot here. Definitely going to need a
- 32:53Speaker 1: running back, so we'll still go ahead and take Hampton there.
- 32:59Speaker 1: Drake London, A.J.
- 33:00Speaker 3: Brown.
- 33:01Speaker 1: Drake London is going to be more towards the back
- 33:03Speaker 1: end of that round.
- 33:05Speaker 3: A.J.
- 33:05Speaker 1: Brown, Kenneth Walker, Derek Henry, George Pickens is tainted by
- 33:09Speaker 1: the Cadditch Curse. Nico Collins, Trey McBride, and Brock Bowers.
- 33:16Speaker 1: Josh Allen, the two Joshes. And Allen and Jacobs lead
- 33:23Speaker 1: off the third with Jeremiah Love. Kyron Williams is, again,
- 33:27Speaker 1: cursed by Jim. Rasheed Rice, Brees Hall, Malik Neighbors, Lamar
- 33:34Speaker 1: Jackson to my ninth pick.
- 33:39Speaker 3: So.
- 33:41Speaker 3: Let's take a look.
- 33:42Speaker 1: I'm actually really, really high on Chris Olave. So it's
- 33:47Speaker 1: a spot where I would consider picking him. The only
- 33:52Speaker 1: other guy would be like, say, Javante Williams if I
- 33:54Speaker 1: wanted to go with another running back, but I've got
- 33:58Speaker 1: Olave higher. Could go Colson Loveland again, but let's just
- 34:04Speaker 1: play this guy straight. So we're going to go Chris Olave. Okay. T. Higgins,
- 34:10Speaker 1: Javante Williams, Colson Loveland, Ladd McAnkey, Zay Flowers, Agbuka. This
- 34:19Speaker 1: is probably going to be my Javante Smith pick here. Yeah, Irving, Skadaboo,
- 34:24Speaker 1: Travis Etienne, Ted McMillan, Bucky Irving, Garrett Wilson, Jalen Waddle,
- 34:38Speaker 1: David Montgomery goes to Jim.
- 34:40Speaker 3: He's gone.
- 34:42Speaker 1: Cam Scataboo, Travis DTN, Devontae Adams, Jamison Williams, Drake May,
- 34:48Speaker 1: Terry McLaurin, Luther Burden, Joe Burrow. Burden tapped by the touch.
- 34:56Speaker 1: Travion Henderson, good, gone. Quishot Junkins, Tyler Warren.
- 35:07Speaker 3: So... Look at wide receiver DJ Moore. Mike Evans. DJ
- 35:12Speaker 3: Moore is okay here. So is Christian Watson.
- 35:18Speaker 4: Oh.
- 35:20Speaker 3: Oh, Swift versus Tootin'..
- 35:26Speaker 1: Oh, what are we doing here? I like both players.
- 35:36Speaker 1: And Johnson offense. Liam Cohen offense.
- 35:43Speaker 3: Come on.
- 35:46Speaker 1: Maybe we can just take the safer one of the
- 35:48Speaker 1: two and just take the Andre Swift. Hurts, Laporta, TJ Moore,
- 35:54Speaker 1: Mike Evans, ah, Basial Tootin, Christian Watson, back to us.
- 36:06Speaker 1: Maybe we could take Ramondre.
- 36:07Speaker 3: Okay. Tony Pollard here. It's a bit of a reach.
- 36:13Speaker 8: On there, Roma Dunzey, Carnell Tate, Brian Thomas, DK Beckhaff,
- 36:19Speaker 8: Marvin Harrison, Parker Washington. Again, for me, this is probably
- 36:26Speaker 8: a Dunzey.
- 36:29Speaker 1: Carnell Tate, Jaden Daniels, Tucker Craft, Marvin Harrison Jr., Caleb Williams,
- 36:37Speaker 1: Being jinxed by Jim, Jadarian Price, Jalen Warren, Patrick.
- 36:44Speaker 7: Washington, Ramon J. Stevenson, Rico Dottle, Chuba Hubbard, Kyle Pitts, R.J. Harvey,
- 36:54Speaker 7: Cortland Sutton, D.K.
- 36:56Speaker 8: Metcalf, Houston Texans, and the seventh is still ridiculous.
- 37:01Speaker 3: Oh, my God. So we're in the seventh round. Kyle
- 37:05Speaker 3: Pitts is gone. Hold on. Loveland.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Laporte is gone. Tucker Crafts is gone. Kyle Pitts is gone.
- 37:15Speaker 1: So it's all of our top-tier tight ends. I'm not
- 37:17Speaker 1: touching Fanning, not touching Kincaid. George Kittle, yes, he is back.
- 37:23Speaker 1: But in the seventh round, we don't like it.
- 37:27Speaker 8: Wide receiver-wise, Brad Thomas, Michael Wilson, Jordan Tyson, Mekhi Lemmon,
- 37:32Speaker 8: Chris Godwin, Al Pierce.
- 37:36Speaker 3: Michael Pittman.
- 37:38Speaker 8: Let's see. Running back-wise, again, Tony Pollard. He's pretty safe.
- 37:52Speaker 8: These guys, probably Corum, Jonathan Brooks. So we'll take ourselves
- 37:56Speaker 8: with Tony Pollard. Harold Fanning Jr., Dak Prescott, Brian Thomas Jr.,
- 38:03Speaker 8: Started the eighth round, Justin Herbert, Rams defense, Michael Wilson.
- 38:07Speaker 3: Oh, to us. None of the running backs. Just a
- 38:15Speaker 3: couple of wide receivers.
- 38:19Speaker 8: Jackson Dart, Matthew Stafford, Trevor Lawrence. Still really high for
- 38:23Speaker 8: Trevor Lawrence. Wide receiver-wise, Jordan Tyson could take a shot
- 38:29Speaker 8: on that. He's not going to be out for the
- 38:31Speaker 8: entire year. Chris Godwin, Alec Pierce, Michael Pittman.
- 38:35Speaker 1: None of these guys are really up for being the
- 38:43Speaker 1: eighth guy. Maybe I take Wondell early on this one.
- 38:49Speaker 6: Four wide receivers and three running backs right now.
- 38:55Speaker 1: Jordan Tyson, Jake Ferguson, Jackson Dark. Duncan Cade, Makai Lemon,
- 39:04Speaker 1: George Kittle, Chris Godwin, Michael Pittman. Makai Lemon is gone
- 39:09Speaker 1: for the year, so is Kyle Pitts.
- 39:12Speaker 3: J.K.
- 39:12Speaker 1: Dobbins, Brandon Aubrey, Matt Stafford, Travis Kelsey, Kyle Minoguei, Kelsey Kirst,
- 39:21Speaker 1: double tight end.
- 39:23Speaker 3: Stephon Diggs, Jordan Addison, Blake Corum.
- 39:27Speaker 4: Hmm.
- 39:30Speaker 1: I got four wide receivers, so we should take a look, right?
- 39:34Speaker 1: And we got to look at our running backs here.
- 39:38Speaker 1: Could take that shot on Jonathan Brooks again. Quarterback-wise, now
- 39:43Speaker 1: we're here at where Trevor Lawrence is. These guys all
- 39:46Speaker 1: have quarterbacks, so I don't think they're going to take
- 39:49Speaker 1: one here. So we'll pass on that. Isaiah Likely, Dallas Goddard,
- 39:54Speaker 1: Randy Kessler, Mark Andrews, Hunter Henry.
- 39:57Speaker 3: Yikes.
- 39:58Speaker 1: We got screwed out of that one. Wide receivers, Pierce, Downs,
- 40:04Speaker 1: Jacoby Myers, Quentin Johnson, Jalen Reed, Casey Kessler.
- 40:08Speaker 3: I'm going to go ahead and take John to the
- 40:11Speaker 3: next there.
- 40:12Speaker 1: I think we'll take a shot out of the impossible
- 40:18Speaker 1: ceiling in the ninth. Seattle Seahawks, Trevor Lawrence, Alec Pierce,
- 40:24Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes. I said quarterbacks there. Two of the teams
- 40:28Speaker 1: have quarterbacks. The same two teams fucking took them. Jacoby Myers,
- 40:32Speaker 1: Josh Towns. So QB-wise, you know, we got some interesting choices.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Bo Nix, Brock Purdy, Jared Goff, Baker Mayfield, Jordan Love.
- 40:46Speaker 3: I mean, I guess... What do we got here at
- 40:50Speaker 3: tight end?
- 40:51Speaker 1: Still, I say a likely Dallas Goddard or Rhonda Getz
- 40:54Speaker 1: and Mark Andrews.
- 40:57Speaker 4: No.
- 40:59Speaker 1: Johnson, Reed, Casey Concepcion, Matthew Golden, Romeo Dobbs, Deebo Samuel, New.
- 41:08Speaker 1: Want to take a running back here? Maybe we could
- 41:14Speaker 1: get the starter. I actually have Brock Purdy up here
- 41:19Speaker 1: pretty high. So we're going to go with him. So
- 41:23Speaker 1: we got our quarterback. Kenny Gainwell, Isaiah Likely, Denver Brock,
- 41:31Speaker 1: those defense, Jayden Reed, Bill Merritt.
- 41:36Speaker 3: Barry Jones, Quinn Johnson, George Mason.
- 41:39Speaker 1: Cam Dicker, Nix, Jacoby Myers, Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Goddard, Rondae Gadsden,
- 41:49Speaker 1: Kami Fairbairn, Mark Andrews. So we still need a tight end.
- 42:03Speaker 1: Dude like a cockerel in Washington. But I think we
- 42:08Speaker 1: can still wait. Let's see what we got for running
- 42:11Speaker 1: backs from White, Rodriguez, Algier, Charbonnet, Bryan Robinson, Woody Marks,
- 42:19Speaker 1: Casey Concepcion, Matthew Golden. I mean, we could take a
- 42:25Speaker 1: shot on an upside wide receiver here. Jared Goff, Casey Concepcion,
- 42:31Speaker 1: Rashad White, Romeo Dobbs, Cam Little, Xavier Worthy.
- 42:40Speaker 3: We could do Coker again in here. How many... wide
- 42:43Speaker 3: receivers do we have? 1.
- 42:47Speaker 8: 2, 3, 4.
- 42:49Speaker 3: 5 and 6. Hmm.
- 42:59Speaker 1: Hmm.
- 43:02Speaker 3: So we are kind of set that we can do
- 43:04Speaker 3: some funky in here.
- 43:14Speaker 4: Ha, ha, ha.
- 43:14Speaker 3: Jawan Johnson should be good earlier in the year with
- 43:17Speaker 3: a lot of it with Jordan Tyson out. Wide receiver-wise,
- 43:25Speaker 3: I want a coker. We're going to take a shot
- 43:28Speaker 3: at another running back in here. Going to take a
- 43:32Speaker 3: shot at Woody Marks.
- 43:33Speaker 2: Three, four, five.
- 43:44Speaker 1: All right, so to finish out the 13th round, Baker Mayfield,
- 43:47Speaker 1: New England Patriots defense, Debo Samuel, Tyler Algier, Zach Charbonnet
- 43:51Speaker 1: will not be coming back from the knee injury. He's
- 43:57Speaker 1: on Jim's team, along with the entire Philadelphia Eagles defense.
- 44:04Speaker 1: Baltimore Ravens defense went up. Khalil Shakir, Hunter Henry, Chris Rodriguez,
- 44:08Speaker 1: Jayla Coker, Rasheed Shaheed, Jordan Love, Vikings defense, Bates.
- 44:18Speaker 3: Kicker for Detroit. Jacoby Lane, wow.
- 44:22Speaker 1: Andy Boregal is.
- 44:26Speaker 1: Alright, so we can only get one more guy, so
- 44:28Speaker 1: it's got to be a really top-notch guy.
- 44:35Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we'll just take Stribbley.
- 44:37Speaker 2: There we go.
- 44:42Speaker 3: That is the kicker, Sadiq Lions defense. Ooh, Lions defense.
- 44:46Speaker 3: Brett and Strange. Brian Robinson. Tyrone Tracy. So it's to us.
- 44:50Speaker 3: We need a kicker.
- 44:51Speaker 2: Harrison Bucker.
- 45:03Speaker 3: That kicker. Al Kamara.
- 45:05Speaker 6: Colin Murray. Denzel Boston. Chris Boswell. Mike Washington. Oh, I
- 45:13Speaker 6: should have grabbed McWashington.
- 45:15Speaker 1: I think Bigsby, Steelers defense, Tajay Spears, and then in
- 45:22Speaker 1: the 15th round, you got Travis Hunter, Hawkinson, Naylor, Pinero, Coleman, Darnold,
- 45:32Speaker 1: Kishin Russell.
- 45:34Speaker 3: I need a defense. Jaguars. Let's just do that. Pay
- 45:46Speaker 3: safe defense. Barnard and Dell.
- 45:52Speaker 2: Oh, fuck.
- 45:52Speaker 1: I still have one more round?
- 45:55Speaker 3: Oh, I lost out on Lloyd. God damn it. Brown
- 46:05Speaker 3: and Allen as a backup. Emmitt Johnson. I'll just do
- 46:21Speaker 3: it on my chance. And we're back. For the Wheel
- 46:37Speaker 3: of Death.
- 46:42Speaker 4: Oh!
- 46:43Speaker 3: I have to draft a tight end. That's why.
- 46:47Speaker 5: Fuck it. It allowed me to not do that. I
- 46:57Speaker 5: didn't have to do it at all. I have an
- 46:59Speaker 5: illegal team. It was trying to figure that out.
- 47:03Speaker 3: So, let's see.
- 47:05Speaker 1: Cursed team out of this draft. Bijan Pickens, Kyron Williams,
- 47:11Speaker 1: David Montgomery, Luther Burton, Caleb Williams. So, Avoid bears. Kyle Pitts,
- 47:17Speaker 1: Makai Lemon, Travis Kelsey, Bill Merritt. Should have grabbed Katron
- 47:22Speaker 1: down here.
- 47:24Speaker 3: Eagles, Charbonnet. Oh, damn, he cursed Jordan Love, too. Fuck.
- 47:28Speaker 3: Mike Washington. Well, he's done. Eddie Pinheiro and Jaden Higgins,
- 47:34Speaker 3: who's already out. So, kind of is what it is.
- 47:41Speaker 3: But it was a.
- 47:42Speaker 1: Little fun with the drafting and stuff like that. This
- 47:45Speaker 1: is definitely more beneficial on the live stream video than
- 47:49Speaker 1: it will be with the audio.
- 47:53Speaker 3: It kind of gets mundane. But it is what it is.
- 47:57Speaker 1: And, you know, we found some players to maybe look
- 48:00Speaker 1: out for that are going to be cursed this year
- 48:02Speaker 1: in 2026. So, yeah, we'll be back tomorrow. We'll kind
- 48:11Speaker 1: of talk about, like, you know, what we're looking at here.
- 48:15Speaker 1: in terms of, like, strategy and stuff for our drafts.
- 48:20Speaker 1: Not going to dabble in any TFS until next week. So, yeah,
- 48:24Speaker 1: might do another mock draft in there. Maybe, oh, Paul actually, no,
- 48:30Speaker 1: Paul will be in town tomorrow. So maybe he'll want
- 48:33Speaker 1: to hop on and do part of that with me.
- 48:35Speaker 3: So who knows? It is what it is. I'm tired.
- 48:39Speaker 3: I got to go to bed. So peace out. Enjoy
- 48:42Speaker 3: the rest of your Wednesday. And I will see you
- 48:45Speaker 3: knuckleheads tomorrow, 11 a.m. Central Time. Peace out.