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Bonus IMPROV - I Thought You'd Have Access to Other Mental Faculties · Very Fine Friends

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Welcome to Very Fine Friends.
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we're not trying to brag
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or anything, but we know
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the alphabet. And other things.
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And other things.
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And just as a little treat
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for ourselves, we're going to do some
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improv. Joe, can we get a suggestion?
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I think we're going to find out what other things
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you know, because your suggestion is
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psychic.
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I'm so glad this came up.
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Okay.
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Last night, and I mix these
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terms up. There's hypnagogic
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and hypnopompic.
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I think hypnagogic is when you're
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falling asleep. So this might have been
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a hypnopompic. I had an auditory
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hallucination.
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Woke me up from a dead sleep and it scared
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me. Scared the bejesus out of me.
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Those are weird because it's like
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it's very clear and it sounds like it's in
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the room with you. Yeah.
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And it screamed out in a loud voice,
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check the back!
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Did you?
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Check the back? I was too scared to get out of bed.
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but yeah so i but we've talked about this i've had these before yeah and i i've had like
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other things so maybe my latent talent is coming out oh joe's gonna say something
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hypnopompic hallucinations are vivid sensory experiences often frightening that occur upon
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waking from sleep where a person may see hear or feel things that aren't real god damn he's good
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uh yeah that happens to me um i'll hear like knocking like on a door like and or um i'll
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hear someone just very clearly go jenna and then i wake up and it's weird yes i've heard those exact
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i haven't heard jenna but you're my name yeah yeah oh yeah i've heard my name and i've heard
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the knocking and it's like chilling yeah because you're just like because it sounds like it's in
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the room with you it feels very real like what hypnagogic is when you're falling asleep and you
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have a sensory so wait this one was hypnopompic because i was already sleeping and then it woke
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me up yeah yeah okay what usually when i hear knocking it's when i'm falling asleep and it
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like wakes me up scary do you ever think it's like a ghost or a spirit i keep like an open
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of mine like is like who could know but also like what am I gonna do with that if like I told you
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about my like weird set that happened in the past where like I had like a presence in the house and
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like at the end of the day I was like well what am I gonna do go outside and stay there like I live
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here I'll just go put my nightstand back where it was and deal with it yeah please stop throwing
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my things. Hi.
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Your roommate here.
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Yeah.
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What are you going to do with that information? Yeah.
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It's just beyond the veil.
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Yep.
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There are ghosts. There's probably
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just, I mean, there's been so many people in the
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world. There's so many
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people like have lived in history.
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Gotta be, this earth has gotta be
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lousy with ghosts. Maybe you get
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a choice. You want to like hang out. It's like, I'm not
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taking that option.
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I'm moving on.
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Depends on what moving on means.
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I wouldn mind just like kind of for fun tooling around Earth for a little while I guess that true if the alternative is like going into a giant soul like paper shredder and being gone forever it like a kale Yeah
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I guess I'll haunt.
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Well,
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yeah,
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but can you see other ghosts?
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Because like you said,
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there's been a lot of people on earth.
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So in ghost world,
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if you can see other ghosts and it's like literally every square inch of earth
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is like covered.
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You could in the movie ghost,
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but they were very spread out.
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Remember the subway guy?
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Hmm.
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I saw that movie a long time ago.
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Oh.
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Totally remember it.
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Worth a rewatch.
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Okay.
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Yeah, he was this angry subway guy who haunted the subway and was really pissed off.
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And when Patrick Swayze was on the subway as a ghost, he saw him.
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And the guy was pissed that he was in his area and started screaming at him.
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Threw him off the subway.
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Angry ghost.
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And now, improv.
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I wonder what she'll do when I turn the light off and on and off and on and off and on.
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I'm going to do it right now.
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Ooh, fun disco lighting.
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I love that my house has these weird quirks.
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What? She's enjoying it?
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That's not what I wanted.
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I know.
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Disco lighting, disco.
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And music to go along with it.
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I'm going to dance.
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Oh, this is ridiculous.
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What a fun, impromptu dance party.
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I love my weird little house.
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I'm slamming a door!
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Oh, I always forget to shut that door.
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I'm so glad it remembered all on its own.
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Okay, think, think, think.
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What can I do?
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I know.
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Wigiport.
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Just slide it in front of her when she's not looking.
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Games!
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I love a game. I love playing by myself.
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I'll just take control of this.
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You are annoying me in my home where I died.
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That's so funny.
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Little tricks like this are fun.
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Well, nothing crazy here.
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I'm sure that this is just a function of a Ouija board.
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I've never used one before.
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Okay, now it's time to get serious.
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I know what I'm going to do. I've got it.
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I'm going to kill myself again.
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Then the ghost of my ghost and I will figure this out.
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What was that weird noise?
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Oh, well.
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Huh.
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Well, that didn't work.
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Oh, hey.
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I'm the ghost.
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The ghost of your ghost.
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Oh, that's weird.
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You're a ghost.
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Yeah, they're the same voice.
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This is interesting.
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No, I know.
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You shot me right through the neck.
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I shot us.
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I know, you shot us.
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You're right.
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You were involved in this, too.
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Well, the ghost gun was there.
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I had to use it by the third act.
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I chose to do it now.
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Listen, this bitch is in our house.
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I know, dude, I know.
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How did we get her out?
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I've tried everything.
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I don't know.
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What do you mean you don't know?
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I brought you here for a singular purpose.
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I'm you. I am you. I'm just a ghost version of you.
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Okay, but I thought you'd have access to other mental faculties.
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No, sadly, we have the same. Look, we could brainstorm this.
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What have you tried You tried everything Everything You tried the lights You tried the wooing Yeah Even one time she was sleeping I kissed her Yeah On the cheek It wasn weird
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I mean, it was weird.
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She looks like she probably liked it.
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She's down for it.
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This woman, she's a crazy survivor.
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All right.
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I'm going to go out on a limb here.
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I'm going to make a suggestion.
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Ghost limb.
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Sorry it took me too long to say that.
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That's okay.
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Man, it's okay.
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It was worth it.
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Yeah.
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It was worth the win.
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Yeah.
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It was good.
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Ghost limb.
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Oh, we just went right through each other.
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Okay.
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I'm going to kill myself.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Good idea.
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And then see if there's a ghost version of me that has any better ideas.
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That's really smart.
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This is just like duplicity.
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Such a good movie.
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Great movie.
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Great flick.
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Yeah.
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We should watch that.
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I love that.
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Maybe when she's gone.
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Maybe.
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Yeah.
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Or when she's here.
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I don't know.
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She doesn't seem to care what we do.
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I guess we need her to turn it on.
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But yeah.
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Do your thing.
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okay ready yeah wait you want me to do it is it weird no no i'll do it myself you had to do it
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yourself i'll do it myself i was alone then all right i i have a noose a ghost noose oh oh we're
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doing this i'm gonna hang it off this ghost limb okay you have the guns right there but okay
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Oh, go slim.
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Bye.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh.
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Who am I?
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Who are you?
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We're us.
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Oh.
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Oh, are you trying to do a duplicity thing?
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A ghost duplicity thing?
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I was thinking multiplicity.
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Now that you got the M out
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I was questioning that
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I was questioning myself there
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I know I'm a little new as it goes
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Oh he does have new ideas
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Oh great
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We're trying to get rid of this woman who lives in our house
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Everything that we do to try and get rid of her
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She finds charming
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La la la
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What a funny house I have
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Do you hear that?
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God
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I'm trying to sleep
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Yeah
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Yeah, I know a bunch of ghost Jehovah's Witnesses.
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What does that do?
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Oh, I know.
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They'll come to the door.
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They'll come to the door.
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All the time.
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And take her?
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No, they'll just try and convert her.
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Well.
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Or whatever they do, I don't know.
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Do you want them to take her?
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Yes.
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I mean, is that an option?
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I didn't know getting her out of the house completely was an option.
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There is a premium package.
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Wow, this ghost version has all the knowledge.
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No, I shouldn't even say it.
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Should we go one deeper?
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Well, I mean, look at what he's spitting out.
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I know, you're giving us gold.
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Is there any chance you'd kill yourself?
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What?
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No, I have too much to live for in this ghost life.
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Just do it.
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We did it.
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My ghost self-esteem is through the roof.
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Let's see how far we can take this.
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Our wisdom is getting exponential here.
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Yeah, what is the ghost?
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Come on.
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Come on, you don't get better than this.
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Look, I killed myself.
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I'm still here interacting with you.
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Yeah, and she hasn't changed.
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He hasn't changed.
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We haven't changed at all.
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You just create a new ghost.
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It's fine.
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Don't you understand the laws of the universe?
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Look, I'm just saying.
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I don't.
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Kill yourself.
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Kill yourself.
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Kill yourself.
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Oh, God.
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This reminds me of high school.
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Yeah, I know.
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It reminds all of us of high school.
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We were all the same person.
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Bad time.
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Go on.
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All right, fine.
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Hang me that ghost noose.
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Ah, that's the spirit.
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Ah.
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We're good.
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We're good.
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We always will have each other It is nice to joke like this Bye Alright Hey y
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Hey. You look to be
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in need of some ghost wisdom I can tell.
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It looks like I'm
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the fourth in line.
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Wow. He is cooler than I am.
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No one said that. No one said that but you.
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Hey. Hey. Coolness
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is relative. I'm sure there's
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cultures and society
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where you're cooler than me.
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I don't know any of them.
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Well, you're very humble, sir.
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Thank you.
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Who is I?
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And you?
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Who is me, too?
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Yeah.
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We need to get rid of this woman.
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She's holding up
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wallpaper samples right now.
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She's really nesting, huh?
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Nesting.
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That's exactly what she's doing.
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Yeah, you gotta get rid of her.
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Well,
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I gotta be honest with you.
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I never once did get rid of a woman.
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Much though I tried.
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You never did?
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Women flock to me.
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This ghost version of me.
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They love me.
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But I know a fella who they don't love.
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Hand me that poison.
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That ghost poison.
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Here it is.
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You're about to meet my ghost.
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Oh.
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Bottoms up.
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He's a coming.
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Hey.
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I'm here.
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I knew you'd make it.
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Whoa.
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Whoa, Leia.
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You're the ladies' man I remember.
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Somehow.
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Help us.
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Can you help us get rid of this chick?
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Oh, I can help you.
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Let me get this straight.
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You killed your ghost self, and then you killed your ghost self,
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and then you killed your ghost self
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and then you killed your ghost self
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and here I am.
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There's one thing you haven't tried.
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What's that, partner?
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Let me put it this way.
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You've killed yourselves.
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But have you killed the woman?
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God, it's so beautiful and clean in its logic.
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I never even knew that was an option.
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God, you're so wise.
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Glad I killed myself to get to you.
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Well, gentlemen...
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Wait.
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Surely you could kill yourself.
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Just one more time.
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Here, take the ghost news.
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Yes.
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I'm putting it on.
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I'm powering through.
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No!
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This is a weak news.
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You gotta fight it, partner.
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You gotta fight it.
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It's bad.
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Oh, finally.
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I'm the Phantom
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person
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wow
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if he can't
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this is the deepest
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that our voice can go
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oh my god
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that's a deep voice
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I'm starting my
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packing right now
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I can't handle how deep that voice is
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yeah
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scene
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Thank you.