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Smarties & Fried Scallop Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 10.2.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Everything being not safe for work.
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  Unless you're freaking nipples around, you know,
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  like Janet Jackson. It's not, not safe for work.
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  It's safe for work, okay? Unless it's like, unfortunately,
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  when it happened to Aaron Andrews, or when The
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  Fappening came out in 2014, that was definitely
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  not safe for work. The professional rugby player
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  went viral for accidentally making an... unintentionally
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  not safe for work gesture while appearing on
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  Dancing with the Stars September 29th. What,
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  would she flick off the camera? Episode, she
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  is setting the record straight. Oh, they love
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  saying it. Oh, she set the record straight. In
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  case you missed it, during an on -camera moment
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  on the Yacht Rock episode of Dancing with the
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  Stars. Oh, that sounds douchey. Dancing with
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  the Stars, first of all, is douchey. And then
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  when you add Yacht Rock, it's no good. Stars,
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  host Alfonso Rivera was promoting the show's
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  podcast when the camera... Oh, everybody's got
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  a... The camera pans to Alonis sitting alongside
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  her former season 33 pro partner, Alan Burstyn,
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  and fellow former contestant, Andy Richter. The
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  30 -year -old points at the camera, then at the
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  two next to her, before making a gesture with
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  one hand on top of the other under her mouth.
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  Immediately, she seems to realize her hand motions
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  looked fairly similar to an intimate act. Oh,
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  yeah! Maybe this is a little not safe for work.
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  That's what you do after. for viewers who didn't
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  catch her brief and silent on -camera apology.
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  Yeah, you're making it a little too odd. She
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  made sure to clarify it all on her social media.
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  She writes on her... She's a weird girl. She
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  made like a... It looked like a skit or something.
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  It's just very odd facial expressions. Her Instagram
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  stories on September 30th over a funny backstage
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  selfie. Guys, I was trying to mimic talking into
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  a microphone. You're making it a bigger damn...
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  You're showing us what it looks like when you
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  get guys... They made it a bigger deal. Life
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  is way too short to not talk to your siblings.
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  Now, I'll be honest, I cannot relate to having
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  a sibling talk to their siblings for years and
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  they regret it later on. Well, that's fair enough.
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  You don't want to be around them. Explaining
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  people in an interview published September 30th
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  that she and the actress are not currently connected.
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  Yeah, you're going to regret that when one of
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  you is under dead. Or not. You might just be
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  a dirty rat in person. Inona explaining we're
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  taking a break, which all families can relate
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  to. No, we can't because we're not rich and famous
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  creeps. She's doing her thing and I'm doing mine.
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  Well, yeah, at least FaceTime or text. You're
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  going to regret it. I did not get along with
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  my dad. But Wynonna is confident the sisters,
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  both daughters of late country icon Naomi Judd.
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  Oh, yeah, we're all fans of these nepo babies.
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  No, so uptight. They should reconnect. She told
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  the audience the distance is nothing specific,
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  adding that Ashley travels frequently. I promise
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  you. No, my kids right now, I think there's a
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  lot. It's Kelly Clarkson. Are you gay? Three
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  gay podcasts or something like that. Double disc
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  jaw surgery has left the Teen Mom alum unable
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  to speak. With her manager of... It's the best
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  thing... I'm kidding. Feeling that she'll have
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  to consume all of her meals through a straw for
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  the next two months. Abraham is 35 years old.
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  Wow, she's only two years older than me. Alexa,
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  what year was Farrah Abraham born? Farrah Abraham
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  was born in 1991. Wow, she would have... Wow.
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  Telling the Daily Mail in a statement published
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  September 29th, Farrah cannot speak because her
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  jaw is wired shut. Ah, yeah, you know every X
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  that she's running her mouth about. Her face
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  is extremely swollen. Yeah, she looks really
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  bad. I don't know. It's got to be some mental
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  illness where they think they always have to
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  look weird. Alexa, do you think there's a problem
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  in Hollywood where celebrities like Farrah Abraham
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  have to constantly get their face changed or
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  the Kardashians? Yeah, there's definitely a whole
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  culture around it. Farrah Abraham just went under
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  the knife for major double disc jaw surgery that's
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  left her face looking totally unrecognizable
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  right now. She's literally wired shut and can't
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  even speak for a couple months. The Kardashians
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  have been open about their procedures too, so
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  it's kind of become this thing where celebrities
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  feel this pressure to keep tweaking their look.
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  Yeah, you know, she regrets it. Also, you have
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  like a daughter you have to communicate with.
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  Yeah, I mean, this is like the time when you
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  need to communicate with them a lot. As a result
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  of the procedure, which her team said was medically
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  necessary, Farrah has a long incision in stitches
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  along her jaw and neck, which extend up across
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  her ears. I honestly wish her the best. Using
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  a cell phone, which is prohibited for federal
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  inmates. NBC News said. Isn't it nice when you
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  hear that these creepy. As he's allegedly using
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  it to scroll Instagram and look at nude photos
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  sent by an old girlfriend. I am boyfriend. Thank
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  you for that deep pick. And that's just the beginning.
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  Yeah, this drives me nuts, man. I'm just... Celebrities
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  getting treatment, and then they're like, why
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  does everyone hate us? And told the network he
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  drank Hennessy with Diddy. And other inmates
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  are reportedly cooking him special meals. Oh,
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  you... And onion rings. I'm real picky about
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  the food. The disgraced rap mogul, who's worth
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  an estimated $400 million, is also reportedly
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  paying inmates to give him massages, make his
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  bed... Oh, yeah! And clean the shower and toilet...
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  Picky about bathrooms. Yeah, you know, it's been
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  an adjustment for the homie. Your translation.
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  Makeup of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen ended
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  one of pop culture's most celebrated couples.
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  Yeah, and I thought he'd shit. Pregnant Bridget
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  Moynihan with the side chick. I think the sooner
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  everybody, man, sports radio hate side chick,
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  and that they began on infidelity, and that if
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  you wife down the side chick, it's going to end
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  in infidelity because your relationship begins.
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  With him being an NFL great, if not the great,
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  and her a beauty and style icon. Yeah, you know,
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  she didn't want him to play football. He had
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  another 55 years to do nothing. She could have
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  waited a year. This is why when you're a man,
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  a woman's trying to see black. Your career, your
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  career comes first. Their partnership appeared
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  to be the epitome of success. Yeah, we all saw
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  it after the Super Bowls in the 2010s. So many
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  levels. She is a side chick and he is a... They
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  find themselves in the marriage end zone. As
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  fans know, Tom famously played for the New England
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  Patriots and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Oh, we
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  know. He and Giselle shared two children together,
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  daughter Vivian and son Benjamin. It's gotta
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  be weird when you're like your freaking mom.
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  With Giselle also being stepmom to Tom's son
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  Jack, who he previously welcomed with ex Bridget
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  Moynihan. I think people are so weird about cheating.
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  Like, obviously he cheated on Bridget Moynihan.
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  Mm, disembed. The fracturing of the relationship
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  appeared sudden to the public. It unraveled gradually
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  behind the scenes. Yeah, I bet when Antonio Brown
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  moved in during COVID in 2020. According to Gisele.
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  Like, I know that wasn't the reason, but. Who
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  told Vanity Fair in 2023 of the split, that takes
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  years to happen. Uh, yeah, and then it takes
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  two minutes for you to go to, uh, fullness to
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  her. It does have that dumbness. I'm scared for
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  these questions. That's a Gen Z problem. I can't
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  relate to it because she pages and I feel good.
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  So I've read more than her and I never read.
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  But I like, I've read. Dr. Seuss. Britney Spears.
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  Oh, wow. She is just telling us she's a. Kiss
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  her ass. I don't think I've kissed a movie star.
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  So I would like to find out and report and come
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  back. The apps is out. Yeah. And maybe marry
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  Italian. All three Italian. No. Kill British.
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  Wow. She's really dumb. Influencer says she's
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  actually read one. The Earl Neats World star.
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  Making the confession. Like, that's not something
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  you want to admit. Like, I'm not acting like
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  I read all the time. Q &A with interview magazine
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  editor -in -chief Mel Ottenberg. Yay, son. 28th
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  revealing this. I've never dated someone, anybody
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  home. Not good. These are the people that were
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  assigned and hired to serve and protect. It was
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  a five on Frank White. Robinson, one of those
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  cases involves a 17 -year -old girl. Oh, yeah,
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  that's delightful. But if I did this, I'd be
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  crucified. but for some reason, I feel like they'll
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  be back on the force. But Sheriff Bob! Hundreds
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  of searches of a woman's information. Ah, that's
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  delightful. It's related to one case. It's like,
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  okay, how many cities are there in towns combined?
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  Census lists about 19 ,500 incorporated cities
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  across the 50 states and D .C. If you add towns
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  and other census -designated places, the total
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  comes to roughly 28 ,700 locations. All right,
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  so if you have two cops in each Tatter Dirty...
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  Former Deputy Travis Stanton. The sheriff says
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  Stanton used several databases to gather information
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  about a 17 -year -old girl. Oh, that's delightful,
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  isn't it? Who had filed a complaint with the
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  sheriff's office, including running the tag on
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  her car. Oh, isn't that good? These are the people
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  that are serving, protecting. The sheriff says
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  Stanton also repeatedly visited the girl at her
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  workplace and school and referred to her as his
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  queen. Yay! You're a loser, dude. You're a power
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  -hungry sociopathic dork. Conversations with
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  other deputies. Running the plate of a 17 -year
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  -old girl who you are interested in is clearly
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  inappropriate and clearly unlawful. And clearly
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  we're going to do nothing about it because...
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  Deputy Stanton resigned September 25th and was
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  charged with unlawfully accessing secure systems.
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  Yeah, he's screwed forever on dating apps because
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  he's hideous looking because he's like, I can
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  see a girl liking him. But man! The second case
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  directly involved the agency's ALPR system, commonly
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  known as FLOC. Yay, that's what it's called.
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  The sheriff says Deputy Carl Gwynn, who's...
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  Oh, he looks like a complete creep, dude. I bet
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  he pulls over people for no reason, just to complete...
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  57 unlawfully accessed secure systems after making
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  381 total queries involving a woman with whom
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  he had a romantic interest. I'm telling you,
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  there was... Hill Tuesday, Jack Smith, the former
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  special counsel who tried to prosecute President
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  Trump. Yeah, this is a weird little. A Senate
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  Republicans who say he unfairly targeted the
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  GOP. One senator went as far as to suggest that
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  Smith was lying, but he was the one who was wrong.
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  Ed O 'Keefe has more from this is a hilarious
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  story. Usually we don't talk about the Senate,
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  but I promise you this made me laugh so hard.
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  White House Ed, that was a jaw dropping moment.
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  Good morning. You know what else is jaw dropping?
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  That they've nominated you to be the sexiest
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  man alive. I thought Gail was going to help me
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  with my writing. Wow, them fucking morning news
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  is not funny. Read the headlines, Jerry. I guess
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  not. It's a crusher off the list. Look, let's
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  just say, Vlad, that Missouri Senator Eric Schmidt
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  thought he was going to dunk on a witness, but
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  instead he missed and completely messed up his
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  shot. You're a boomer. Schmidt accused Smith
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  of attending an Atlanta Hawks NBA game in February
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  2024. He alleged it was to collude with Fulton
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  County District Attorney Fannie Willis, who was
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  investigating the president's alleged meddling
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  in Georgia's 2020 elections. The only problem?
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  Later testimony revealed Smith was hundreds of
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  miles away at an Iowa Hawkeyes women's college
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  basketball game. Ah, it's great. Take a look.
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  Did you go to an NBA game between the Golden
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  State Warriors and the Atlanta Hawks on February
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  3rd, 2024? What is that? What city would that
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  be in? Atlanta. Okay. I recall going to a University
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  of Maryland basketball game where Kaitlin Clark
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  was playing. Man, this dude that asked the question.
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  When you have like a bad day at work and you
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  drive home in silence, that's what this was.
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  A University of Maryland basketball game where
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  Kaitlin Clark was playing. Yeah. Around that
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  time. Could it then be that the University of
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  Iowa is the Hawkeyes? Could that be it? And maybe
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  before we show this kind of thing. always the
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  fuck i know but if he was at an iowa game is
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  that correct it was because caitlin clark was
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  coming to maryland to play right there we went
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  to the i know but that might be the confusion
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  over the names of the team but perhaps you should
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  have looked at it more carefully whoa you don't
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  want to piss on this bro you saw a democrat slam
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  schmitz why would anyone go to a hawks Also,
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  breaking a local attorney arrested and charged
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  with serious crimes. She is accused of smuggling
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  cell phones, marijuana, and tobacco into a federal
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  prison. How would you not get caught? Now, if
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  you're doing drugs or coke, I get it. On to this
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  just in, as I'm smoking it. Leave the smell.
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  Records say Ivy Collins Harris of Rochester was
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  caught smuggling drugs and cell phones. She looks
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  like she has major regret. I don't know, maybe
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  it's for the guy or for... Bad for him, but that's
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  not what you do. Cell phones into the Northeast
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  Ohio Correctional Center in Youngstown. 13WHAM's
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  Carly Minor brings us the latest. Yeah, please
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  break this down. This is fascinating. According
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  to federal court paperwork, investigators seized
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  approximately 57 grams of marijuana, more than
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  1 ,000 grams of tobacco. That's not like a little
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  baggie with a little flower and seeds. Oh, and
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  eight iPhones. On Tuesday, I .B. Collins -Harris
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  arrived. What? What a dummy. At the Northeast
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  Ohio Correctional Institute in Youngstown, Ohio,
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  according to court paperwork. She identified
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  herself as an attorney representing two inmates,
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  but court documents say Collins Harris was not
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  the attorney of record for either inmate. The
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  action should be ashamed that she can't be an
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  attorney when you got this moron. Investigators
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  say she was stopped at the security checkpoint
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  before she was able to go into the prison. Why
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  would she think they're not going to check her?
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  Does she try to bring a gun onto an airplane?
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  During that checkpoint, officers allegedly found
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  two vacuum -sealed packages Could you imagine
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  her panic when she realizes she's caught? of
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  tobacco and marijuana inside a brown accordion
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  folder. Officers then inspected her purse. They
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  say, Oh yeah, that's where they found the good
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  stuff. They found additional tobacco in a hidden
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  compartment. And then, investigators searched
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  two laptops Collins Harris was attempting to
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  bring inside the prison. The document says the
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  laptops had their internal components removed
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  and eight cell phones and multiple chargers were
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  concealed inside. Well, now she'll get to be
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  roommates with the people. I'm recording, but
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  I was like, you know what? Let's record. That's
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  what we finna do. Kill the radio. Starts in four.
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  That was Ryan Hoppy. You can always call the
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  show. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -773. Ryan
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  Hoppy Radio. You can always email me. Ryan at
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  hobbyradio at gmail .com. Can't begin this broadcast
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  without playing this. What? My mom's in there.
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  She about to go to work, though. What? Hey, I
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  know you don't smoke weed. I do. I know this.
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  But I'm going to get you high today. Because
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  it's Friday. You ain't got no job. And you ain't
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  got shit to do. Houston, we have a problem. I
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  think they purposely make these things so hard
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  to open, these pre -rolls. They don't want kids
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  accessing them. It drives me absolutely nuts.
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  So right now, you hear this? I have the microphone
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  through my penis. I just sucked on it. Right
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  where it's supposed to be. Does that make sense?
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  I have it in between my pants. Because I'm leaning
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  down. Because I'm trying to open up this package.
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  This is the life of Ryan Hoppy. This is the life
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  of Hoppy Hour. Almost got it out. I'm telling
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  you, when I own it, it almost gets bent. Whoever
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  makes these packages really needs to evaluate
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  their life. Us potheads are not that smart. We're
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  smart and think deeply, but we ain't, you know,
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  rocket scientists. Go to my website, RyanHobbyRadio
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  .com for all the info. Next time, I'm just going
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  to open it up during, before the show, but I
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  thought it'd be easier. All right, we need to
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  really get high after that. Grab your blunt.
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  I'm coughing over here. Haven't even smoked yet.
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  Grab your blunt, your joint, your bong, your
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  vape, your pen, whatever the hell you have. Let's
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  get hot. It is, um, what's the word? A very much
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  cloudy end today. I actually went to a kava bar
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  for a little bit and this girl was just yelling
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  about how somebody did not properly kill themselves
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  and I was like, you know what? I think I need
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  to leave the room for a little bit. I wish her
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  the best, but then who am I to talk? I'm pretty
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  loud at bar too. Alright, let's smoke. Oh yeah,
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  man. Freaking good. Some good stuff right here.
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  What is the official name of this? I don't even
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  know. The rapper's all messed up. It is a hybrid.
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  It is called Disco Diesel. Oh yeah! I love a
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  little Disco Diesel, don't you? You know when
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  you're in the club and you're like, hey dude,
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  give me some Disco Diesel. Alright, we have so
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  much to get into today. Again, I was not expecting.
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  I am addicted to recording here. That's all I
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  have. I'm just being honest. Today is a very
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  special holiday. You know how they always have
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  the days like National Hot Dog Day and National
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  Beer Day. Today is National Smarties Day. And
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  I always like Smarties, you know. There's this
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  lady at my day job who has Smarties in her little
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  candy bin. And man, you can eat like five of
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  those and be full for the day. You know, they're
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  very good. Especially on Halloween when you get
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  like a whole pack of them. It's a delight. A
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  full. Oh, it makes you so happy. It's better
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  than taffy, too, because taffy just sits on your
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  teeth like Jesus Christ. But I think it's time.
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  We celebrate National Smarties Day. And let's
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  see if the AI prompt, I knew what I was looking
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  for. Oh, it did. It says candy right here. I
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  am getting a call from someone named Marquise.
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  Who's who? Yeah, I ain't answering that. Yeah,
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  I got to stop doing that. Turn my throat. today,
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  man. I was not sure if I was going to be able
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  to record. My voice was not all there. But even
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  when I don't have a sore throat, I don't think
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  my voice is all there. Alright, enough of the
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  production. Let's see what's going on here. 50
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  Cent reacts to Judge Mindy S. Glazer telling
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  Rick Ross she has no idea who he is. Judge don't
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  know that full LOL book is stupid ass. Yeah,
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  that had to be pretty embarrassing for Rick Ross
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  and here he is laughing about it. First and foremost,
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  I am totally innocent of the fabricated allegations
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  made against myself. I repeat, I am totally innocent
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  of the fabricated allegations made against myself.
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  Why is he driving while it's raining? What an
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  idiot. He doesn't seem like the brightest bulb.
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  Now, I have an amazing team, and they're such
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  an amazing team. And I'm totally confident that
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  these fabricated allegations will be laid to
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  rest. But my weekend look like I will be in Dubai
• 37:29
  tomorrow night. I will be in Paris Saturday.
• 37:33
  When I get back Sunday, I want to sit down with
• 37:36
  a big plate of rigatoni. Yeah! Fired all night
• 37:40
  with a hooker. Because I burned the bridge of
• 37:44
  my girl. Headband Renera. Let's make sure we
• 37:48
  discuss in that video we just released. Do it
• 37:52
  one time. Off of my new album, Setting Stone.
• 37:57
  Do it one time. You know what's funny? 50 Cent
• 38:00
  said he had like no record sales, but he had
• 38:03
  like a million or two streams on each song. They
• 38:05
  weren't bad. It was your typical Rick Razy in
• 38:09
  the club. It's out right now. It was just released.
• 38:14
  DJ Nasty, Young Bree, of course. The boat, Ricky
• 38:18
  Rose. Yay! Talking in third person like a narcissist.
• 38:26
  What are you doing, Don? Now! It's no bigger.
• 38:33
  I'm bigger than Justin Bieber. So I expect when
• 38:37
  the... High -wise, yeah. Fatness. Weather clears
• 38:41
  that the helicopter should be flying over my
• 38:44
  mansion. Whatever, Dad. You're a weird guy, that
• 38:47
  Rick Ragey. Very strange. You look at him like,
• 38:51
  what the hell is wrong with you, Dad? What's
• 38:57
  up? Let's see if there's anything else. You agree
• 39:00
  with me? 100%. Okay, then. I feel like we're
• 39:04
  talking about an ass kisser. 100%. I told you
• 39:07
  I didn't see you strangle your girl. I'm calling
• 39:08
  some music. The studio ready. The studio ready.
• 39:13
  So, uh, guys, make sure y 'all reposting that.
• 39:17
  Y 'all, I be reposting that. Dang, um, that is
• 39:22
  Rick Rizzi with the fabricated allegations. 856
• 39:34
  -4900. Uh, a dirty rod in broadness heaven. Has
• 39:40
  been taking the internet by storm. Here's a rundown
• 39:42
  of everything you need to know about Krista Pike's
• 39:44
  botched execution. As we've reported, Krista
• 39:47
  survived Tennessee's attempt to execute her Wednesday
• 39:49
  night after two doses of lethal injection drugs
• 39:52
  left her very much alive. Krista was convicted
• 39:55
  of the 1995 of 19 -year -old Colleen Slimmer.
• 39:59
  Do we really have to be about the word murder?
• 40:01
  Are we that wussified? Like I know the answer.
• 40:07
  I know we are wussified. a fellow job corp student
• 40:12
  in knoxville krista was 18 when colleen was after
• 40:16
  a federal appeals court issued a stay of her
• 40:19
  exit it's weird when they beep out the word like
• 40:21
  killed it sounds like like when she says oh she
• 40:23
  was because like you don't ever think about beeping
• 40:25
  out the word killed the Supreme Court lifted
• 40:28
  that stay, allowing the death sentence to go
• 40:31
  forward. Krista was administered two doses of
• 40:33
  lethal injection drugs at Riverbend Maximum Security
• 40:36
  Institution, but witnesses said that she had
• 40:39
  not lost consciousness and her heart was still
• 40:41
  beating. Oh, yeah. You gotta just grab a shotgun.
• 40:45
  You know, that's the easier way to go out. That'll
• 40:49
  take out an annoying broad. Mm -hmm. Oh, we're
• 40:54
  doing it the right way. So Kai Sanat is being
• 40:58
  accused of grooming. Yeah. A lot of these streamers,
• 41:06
  you know, they're around people that are, you
• 41:09
  know, easy to groom because they're getting that
• 41:10
  parasocial relationship, that hot word everybody
• 41:14
  uses, you know. So here is Kai Sanat defending
• 41:19
  himself against those allegations. This is calling
• 41:28
  me a pedophile. You dead ass. I don't know why
• 41:35
  everyone says dead ass. It sounds ignorant. Reginald,
• 41:39
  you dead ass. Are you serious? You pulled that
• 41:45
  card? And notice how it got serious? Because
• 41:50
  I didn't say, well, before this, I was going
• 41:53
  to handle everything offline. I was going to
• 41:55
  go to the police. I'm going to ask your professional
• 41:59
  help. I'm doing the right thing. And then he
• 42:03
  going to pull out this card. Reggie, Reggie,
• 42:06
  let me talk to you, bro. Put everybody aside.
• 42:09
  I'm talking to you because I know you're watching
• 42:10
  right now. Reggie, how dare you play with a...
• 42:15
  That is kind of a trippy feeling when you're,
• 42:17
  like, saying something and you know the person's
• 42:19
  going to hear it. Like, you're a bitch, Kelta.
• 42:24
  Topic that serious, bro. Reggie, after all the
• 42:28
  real conversations we done had behind the scenes,
• 42:30
  after everything I have done, you're going to
• 42:34
  do this to me? You're going to call me a pedo
• 42:37
  and... This is what happens. I don't know what's
• 42:43
  going on. But this is why you got to be careful
• 42:46
  when you work under somebody that's got more
• 42:48
  power than you and you learn all the skills in
• 42:50
  the club. I've worked for radio hosts and beforehand
• 42:54
  I wasn't as, I don't want to say polished because
• 42:57
  this show has never been polished, but it taught
• 43:00
  me a lot about board upping and whatnot. And
• 43:02
  then they want to take all the credit because
• 43:04
  they don't want to see others succeed. At GTA
• 43:09
  6, we reportedly have some major sex scenes during
• 43:13
  the movie. That's exciting for the game. Lil
• 43:17
  Durk's Veeker trial is pushed back to August
• 43:20
  30th, 2027. So I think he'll probably end up
• 43:24
  getting out. But they're making him spend a little
• 43:26
  bit of time like they did with Young Thug. What's
• 43:29
  going on here? A woman who calls you baby or
• 43:32
  sweetheart means nothing. To me, it's to try
• 43:35
  hard. It definitely doesn't mean anything. Why
• 43:37
  is your gift means nothing? Yeah, you know, you
• 43:41
  always need to assume that the woman's going
• 43:43
  to leave. And I mean, I guess I can go with any
• 43:46
  gender, you know, but you should always assume
• 43:50
  that they're just going to leave. It's easier
• 43:53
  that way. Always assume the absolute worst. That's
• 43:56
  what Archie Bunker would say. And here's a clip
• 43:59
  from Archie Bunker from All in the Family going
• 44:01
  viral. Now I want to talk about another thing
• 44:04
  that's on everybody's mind today. And that's
• 44:06
  your stick -ups and your skyjackings. Which,
• 44:09
  if that was up to me, I could end the skyjackings
• 44:12
  tomorrow. You could? All you gotta do is arm
• 44:16
  all your passengers. And if he ain't got no more
• 44:21
  superiority there, he ain't gonna dare to pull
• 44:24
  out no rod. And then your airlines, then they
• 44:27
  wouldn't have to safe the passengers on the ground
• 44:29
  no more. They just pass out the pistols at the
• 44:32
  beginning of the trip. Ah, it is. Ah, good old
• 44:37
  Archie Bunker in the club. What's going on with
• 44:41
  this woman? I recently called off my wedding
• 44:43
  after finding out that my ex -fiancé was literally
• 44:46
  living a double life. Ah, yeah, isn't that the
• 44:48
  worst feeling? And he gaslit me like crazy. Ah,
• 44:53
  I'm sure you did nothing to contribute to it.
• 44:56
  Whenever a woman says gaslit, that means they
• 44:58
  are not taking any accountability. But I'm starting
• 45:01
  this new series to share all... Ah, no one cares.
• 45:05
  A series about you getting cheated on. Oh, yeah,
• 45:08
  the first person ever to get cheated on. No one
• 45:12
  else in the history of time has ever been cheated
• 45:16
  on. Oh, it's just you? Here's Riley Reid talking
• 45:22
  on the No Jumper podcast. For example, like with
• 45:26
  you, when you signed our baby shower card, you
• 45:30
  signed it to Riley. whoops yeah let us let us
• 45:34
  hide it to ashley this is very hard for me to
• 45:37
  remember yeah so stuff like that is the things
• 45:40
  that i think of because we are like family friends
• 45:43
  right So I'm like, yo, Adam, you can't be calling
• 45:46
  me Riley. You're going to erase her? Especially.
• 45:49
  Yeah, she's trying to erase the past. But man,
• 45:52
  you were around so much semen. That ain't going
• 45:54
  to happen. You know, I'm like, I don't want Parker
• 45:57
  to grow up calling me Riley. Only now because
• 46:00
  I have a daughter. Oh, yeah. It's going to be
• 46:04
  an interesting story. That's going to be some
• 46:07
  bullying. That's what happens when your wife's
• 46:10
  not a porn star. I want Parker and Emma to be
• 46:13
  friends. He's trying to plow her. What's going
• 46:20
  on here? I'm going to give you one fun fact about
• 46:23
  a lustful woman. And I want to put this in perspective
• 46:25
  so that you guys can understand. When a woman
• 46:28
  is lustful, just because she gets into a relationship
• 46:32
  does not mean that that stops those lustful behaviors.
• 46:37
  Yeah, you know, you really can't let down someone
• 46:39
  that's promiscuous. It's not going to work. I
• 46:45
  know everybody's got a past, okay? No one's perfect
• 46:48
  in the club, but no one's a saint. We're all
• 46:51
  going to be in agreement on that, okay? But,
• 46:58
  same time, if she's like really for the streets,
• 47:02
  yeah, avoid that like a plague. Here's a girl
• 47:06
  saying remembering your age is hard. Dude, actually
• 47:09
  last weekend I freaked out. I forgot how old
• 47:11
  I was. Oh my god, am I 23 or 24? So then I went
• 47:15
  to go look at my birthday post. Wow, that's called
• 47:20
  being dumb. And you're a blonde, so it kind of
• 47:25
  fits the stereotype. Guys, do you want the ultimate
• 47:29
  respect from women or a woman that you're dating
• 47:31
  right now? Tell them the truth, no matter how
• 47:35
  painful it is. I think you're annoying and I
• 47:38
  just want to plow you. Tell them the truth. Alright.
• 47:46
  I feel like these women are giving some advice
• 47:47
  that's really not good. Advice that would get
• 47:52
  you in trouble in the club. You definitely don't
• 47:55
  want that, do you? 856 -49 -HOPPY. There was
• 48:01
  a welfare check that was done at Hayden Panettiere's
• 48:03
  house before she died. I'm just avoiding the
• 48:11
  Cornell 7 story like a fucking plague. So Jimmy
• 48:19
  Kimmel's CEO says that she loves Jimmy Kimmel,
• 48:23
  but they need to make money. So yeah, he's showing
• 48:25
  making money. I don't know. I'm just seeing everybody
• 48:33
  talk about the Cornell 7. I just think consent
• 48:36
  is just, you need to listen to a girl and she
• 48:38
  wants that. Also, there's too much there. I'm
• 48:45
  good. Jelly Roll and Bunny XL finally sold their
• 48:48
  house. I know you were very worried about it.
• 48:50
  I know you were all tripping out about it. Probably
• 48:54
  not. All right, here's the deal. Today's going
• 48:57
  to be a shorter show, but I still want to hang
• 49:01
  out with you. So we'll be right back. And we're
• 49:04
  going to play Every Day My Weekend by DJ Young,
• 49:06
  which is how we kick off the weekend, unless
• 49:08
  you're listening on Monday in Fresno. Happy hour.
• 49:12
  Happy hour. The hour will be right back. You
• 49:28
  probably had Taco Bell before. You need to be
• 49:36
  affectionate. And you can see that with Barack
• 49:39
  and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching,
• 49:43
  kissing, even fisting. That's what real women
• 49:53
  need. Stop cussing. It looks like you went and
• 49:59
  got a job on the iPad screen. Whatever the case
• 50:02
  might be in your hand and a sock, you know, whatever.
• 50:05
  Like, thank you. But also, I would love to be.
• 50:08
  I'm getting railed, but... Use bucket loads of
• 50:11
  lube. If you think you have enough lube, double
• 50:13
  it. As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 50:16
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 50:18
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 50:21
  so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
• 50:24
  this button right here. On that juice, man. Hands,
• 51:31
  man. I do the ballin' to my plan. Yeah, ballin'.
• 53:22
  And station in my nigga Q and insides. First,
• 53:26
  they take they shirt off. Second, when they hear
• 53:28
  our songs, then they take they skirts off. Third,
• 53:33
  With this button. Now show, and you're listening
• 54:26
  to my good pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on
• 54:30
  the Hoppy Hour. Show you secretly listen to,
• 54:38
  and that includes you, Mike Colta. Stalking my
• 54:41
  pages. Whatever. Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with
• 54:45
  Ryan Hoppy. There's a tune in too. Let's dance.
• 56:22
  Whatever. Let's all sing romantic. What is it?
• 56:41
  It's laughter food. Hoppy, get it right. Oh,
• 56:56
  what's going on? Oh, that's right. 8 -5 -6 -49
• 57:10
  -Hobby. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can
• 57:16
  tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. As a reminder,
• 57:24
  today is National Scale -Up Day. Art of Sauce.
• 57:32
  Just got lost. I just made this five seconds
• 57:46
  ago. Afghans taking flight. Ed Crum, you're dressed
• 57:49
  for Friday night. As a reminder, PSA, you know.
• 58:53
  One more time. Yeah, it sounds like Radio Disney.
• 59:22
  We're all ears. Right. Let's see what's going
• 59:28
  on in the world of TMZ. We obtained video of
• 59:41
  Presley Gerber at this sober house hours before
• 59:44
  he died. Yeah, he was not looking too summer.
• 59:49
  And we know... exactly what happened inside.
• 59:52
  Sources told us that when he checked into this
• 59:54
  facility, he was under the influence of some
• 59:56
  kind of substance. Yeah, he looks fucked, dude.
• 1:00:01
  A sober coach with him. And the sober coach calls
• 1:00:04
  and says, I want to bring him in. He's hot. They
• 1:00:08
  let him in, which they shouldn't have done. The
• 1:00:10
  sober coach leaves, which they shouldn't have
• 1:00:12
  done. And he's left to die. Did he? Yeah, that
• 1:00:16
  sucks. He is living like a king in prison. prison
• 1:00:20
  well now we're hearing the rumors solitary confinement
• 1:00:23
  reportedly he's getting his bed made by the inmates
• 1:00:27
  oh yeah you're sucking them off chores done he
• 1:00:33
  gets chinese style massages from an inmate why
• 1:00:37
  are they doing this for him well apparently he's
• 1:00:39
  putting thousands in their commissary do you
• 1:00:41
  think the chinese massage guy had experience
• 1:00:43
  in massage oh yeah you figure it out Massages
• 1:00:48
  is one of those things that, like, a girl will
• 1:00:50
  appreciate. I don't know about gay guys like
• 1:00:52
  Diddy. But they appreciate the effort, even if
• 1:00:57
  you're terrible at it. Alex Earle, she's sharing
• 1:01:02
  a shocking confession. I've never read a book
• 1:01:05
  because I'm a dumb blonde. And I claim to be
• 1:01:10
  a feminist, but I actually make women look real
• 1:01:12
  bad. The last book you read? I've never read
• 1:01:15
  a book. Like, maybe Dr. Seuss. She has never
• 1:01:18
  read a book. She thinks it's cute to be dumb.
• 1:01:20
  Yeah, I agree with Harvey. If you're really hot,
• 1:01:23
  you can overcome being kind of dumb. Well, she
• 1:01:25
  says she's read Dr. Seuss. Dr. Seuss? If we're
• 1:01:27
  leaning on Dr. Seuss, it's a problem. The thirst
• 1:01:30
  trap in the hat. That was good. Oh, yeah, he's
• 1:01:42
  a weird guy trying to act like he's hip and clavicular.
• 1:01:46
  I literally taught him. He didn't know who he
• 1:01:48
  was. Alexa, do you think Howie Mandel tries too
• 1:01:53
  hard to be cool at such an old age? I don't really
• 1:01:59
  have an opinion on that. All right, you're annoying.
• 1:02:02
  What am I paying? Alexa, shut up. It's like a
• 1:02:04
  strip club. What am I paying for? Tim about the
• 1:02:07
  rumors that America's Got Talent is leaving Los
• 1:02:09
  Angeles. A lot of shows are leaving L .A. Yeah,
• 1:02:12
  they can't afford it, you know. Gavin Newsom.
• 1:02:16
  Alexa, take two. What do you think about the
• 1:02:20
  fact that a lot of TV shows are leaving L .A.
• 1:02:23
  because of Gavin Newsom's high taxes? Yeah, it's
• 1:02:30
  a real thing. California's been losing production
• 1:02:33
  for years, and Newsom just signed a new post
• 1:02:35
  -production tax credit to try and lure work back.
• 1:02:38
  But industry experts are calling it too little,
• 1:02:41
  too late since shows like American Idol already
• 1:02:43
  bailed for Georgia. There's a good chance that
• 1:02:46
  TMZ is going to be coming to you from Oklahoma.
• 1:02:49
  No, don't get any ideas. No, no, no. But I would
• 1:02:54
  do Miami. As long as you... All right, so that's
• 1:02:56
  the part where they're doing the talking, and
• 1:02:58
  you know it's funny. I do the talking here. That's
• 1:03:02
  what I'm supposed to do. That's what I was built
• 1:03:06
  to do, is talk. I'm not really good at anything
• 1:03:09
  else. It drove my teachers nuts, but now it's
• 1:03:12
  a good living. Jen said it would have just been
• 1:03:18
  too much baggage for her to play your wife or
• 1:03:20
  to be in this movie. It's Kevin Frazier talking
• 1:03:24
  to Ben Affleck. It seems like you know the actress,
• 1:03:29
  so it would have been perfect. I think it would
• 1:03:31
  have been great if I were a director, and I fully
• 1:03:33
  hope... As long as I keep getting opportunity
• 1:03:35
  to direct movies, I really would love to direct
• 1:03:38
  you in a movie. I thought the idea of doing her
• 1:03:40
  a man. All right, there you go. Yeah, she doesn't
• 1:03:43
  want to relive. Because they have to act. I know
• 1:03:46
  that's obvious. But they have to make it seem
• 1:03:48
  like it's believable on the club. I could not
• 1:03:54
  imagine acting and having to be around my dirty
• 1:03:56
  rat an ex. Dizzy, you get in the front. I'll
• 1:04:02
  get in the back. You know? Oh, yeah. I'm in like...
• 1:04:10
  I know it sounds douchey to say villain mode,
• 1:04:14
  but I'm liking something similar to that. Sunny
• 1:04:23
  Hostin in the moderator chair on Thursday's The
• 1:04:27
  View. I just can't believe it. The former prosecutor
• 1:04:30
  explaining to the audience the reason for this.
• 1:04:33
  You know she was a dirty, rotten prosecutor.
• 1:04:35
  Just the freaking worst. Whoopi is still out
• 1:04:38
  filming a movie. And unfortunately, our dear
• 1:04:42
  friend Joy dislocated her shoulder. Oh no, this
• 1:04:46
  is when it becomes the ending. Whenever people
• 1:04:49
  under 80 age hurt themselves, it's never good.
• 1:04:54
  We'll see what happens. So she's recovering and
• 1:05:00
  we'll be back soon. We'll be back soon. And there's
• 1:05:06
  this right here, the best feeling I got clip.
• 1:05:08
  Hey Stewie, three o 'clock, time for The View.
• 1:05:16
  No, no, no, not again! Oh, yeah. I can't play
• 1:05:41
  it because it's got music in it, but Rihanna
• 1:05:43
  brought the kids to A $AP Rocky's concert. Oh,
• 1:05:46
  yeah. Jenna Dewan's fiance is addressing all
• 1:05:51
  the negativity. Yeah, you know, you got people
• 1:05:53
  going after her, so he felt like he had to say
• 1:05:57
  something. As the actress continues to face backlash
• 1:06:02
  over her prior dance experience, before competing
• 1:06:05
  on the current season of Dance... with the stars
• 1:06:07
  who cares about the prior dance experience i'd
• 1:06:11
  rather watch someone that's not the greatest
• 1:06:13
  dancer than someone it's so perfect man we are
• 1:06:17
  backwards we are out of our freaking mind her
• 1:06:23
  fiance steve kazee praises how she's found joy
• 1:06:26
  throughout the experience he writes on instagram
• 1:06:29
  september 30th i cannot be more in awe of this
• 1:06:32
  incredible woman whatever listen I have to be
• 1:06:36
  careful when I say this, but I'm never really
• 1:06:38
  that careful when I say things. Here's the thing.
• 1:06:44
  It's the fact that you have to be careful as
• 1:06:46
  a man how much you talk up your girl. Now, a
• 1:06:52
  woman deserves all the pleasure in life, all
• 1:06:54
  the love. But if you are constantly talking them
• 1:06:58
  up, they view you as a less than. And you don't.
• 1:07:03
  I want that. Now, do you? No! When it came to
• 1:07:10
  figuring out who should receive the first ever
• 1:07:12
  artist director honor at the 2026 MTV Video Music
• 1:07:15
  Awards, the team behind the awards show knew
• 1:07:18
  immediately that Taylor Swift. All right, whatever.
• 1:07:21
  So, yeah, of course, they're going to give it
• 1:07:23
  to Taylor. They want the attention. She's probably
• 1:07:25
  got a whole closet of just freaking skeletons
• 1:07:27
  and awards. Khloe Kardashian is sharing her thoughts
• 1:07:31
  on joining the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
• 1:07:34
  That would be like if a Marvel cartoon. crossed
• 1:07:38
  with dc all x up in the history of comics has
• 1:07:44
  there ever been a crossover between marvel and
• 1:07:48
  dc comics in anything yep the two have teamed
• 1:07:55
  up before the first official meeting was superman
• 1:07:58
  versus the amazing spider -man in 1976 then a
• 1:08:02
  whole dc versus marvel miniseries in 1996 and
• 1:08:05
  the 1996 amalgam line that fused characters like
• 1:08:08
  dark claw batman plus wolverine They even have
• 1:08:11
  recent joint titles like Superman slash Spider
• 1:08:13
  -Man slated for 2026. All right, what do I know?
• 1:08:16
  While speaking with Paige DeSorbo on our Chloe
• 1:08:18
  in Wonderland podcast. Oh yeah, this Paige DeSorbo
• 1:08:21
  bride is so annoying. September 30th, Chloe answers
• 1:08:26
  the burning question on if she would ever join
• 1:08:28
  the Bravo franchise. But her answer might disappoint
• 1:08:32
  fans. Or would you ever go on like Real Housewives
• 1:08:35
  of Beverly Hills? Probably not. Well, she's not
• 1:08:37
  a housewife. No. She's a woman that gets cheated
• 1:08:41
  on. Wife. Not because I love them. Yeah. But
• 1:08:44
  I have worked really only with my family. Yeah.
• 1:08:47
  All right. Yeah. And her mom probably has it
• 1:08:49
  on an eye or clay. Nobody else can do that. Olivia
• 1:08:56
  Martinez is taking new legal action against ex
• 1:08:59
  -wife Halle Berry. The actor files a petition
• 1:09:13
  for a temporary restraining order against Halle
• 1:09:16
  and asking for sole legal custody of their 12
• 1:09:19
  -year -old son. According to documents obtained
• 1:09:26
  by E! News, Olivier alleges Halle caused him
• 1:09:29
  emotional and mental distress due to physical
• 1:09:32
  abuse of their son. All right, well, yeah, she
• 1:09:36
  seems like one of those that, like, throws plates
• 1:09:38
  across the room when she's mad. Just absolutely
• 1:09:40
  bat crap crazy because she's hot, you know? Looks
• 1:09:47
  like things aren't all roses for Chris Harrison's
• 1:09:50
  new dating show. Yeah, I thought this was sad.
• 1:09:53
  He's just trying to move on, trying to do his
• 1:09:55
  own thing. And then he gets a cease and desist.
• 1:10:00
  Mm -hmm. You never want that. The former host
• 1:10:04
  of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette is set to
• 1:10:07
  host Fox Nation's new program, The Vow, five
• 1:10:10
  years after he exited The Bachelor franchise.
• 1:10:12
  Wow, it's been five years. And now his new show
• 1:10:16
  is hitting a rocky patch as Warner Brothers has
• 1:10:19
  sent a cease and desist to the... God, you mean
• 1:10:21
  to save Warner Brothers that can't keep any good
• 1:10:23
  shows on HBO Max? Go fuck yourself. You're the
• 1:10:28
  worst. ...vow, accusing them of, quote, unauthorized
• 1:10:31
  use of the Bachelor intellectual property. It's
• 1:10:34
  just a dating show. I know you guys technically
• 1:10:36
  are the first ever dating show I get in the club.
• 1:10:41
  In the document sent September 18th and obtained
• 1:10:43
  by E! News, intellectual property counselor for
• 1:10:46
  Warner Brothers Entertainment accuses The Vow
• 1:10:48
  of copying The Bachelor in an attempt to promote
• 1:10:51
  itself. Ah, yeah, that's probably a copycat,
• 1:10:55
  but... It's like getting mad at a family guy
• 1:10:56
  for copying The Simpsons. Mm -hmm. Check out
• 1:11:01
  this video. That's Spike Lee being held back
• 1:11:04
  during a heated confrontation with a fan. Oh,
• 1:11:07
  yes, this is very strange. Spike Lee, who, you
• 1:11:11
  know, probably attracts a lot of madness in the
• 1:11:14
  club. This happened. It happened at a restaurant
• 1:11:19
  at Yankee Stadium last night. The fan reportedly
• 1:11:21
  approached the legendary director for a selfie
• 1:11:24
  and asked him to say, Bleep Palestine. That's
• 1:11:27
  when Spike got up. That, the Cornell 7 story,
• 1:11:31
  those are just some of the stories. I know I
• 1:11:33
  touch most of the news going on in the club,
• 1:11:36
  but that's one of those topics I want like nothing
• 1:11:39
  to do with. I just want the best thing to happen
• 1:11:43
  for everybody. I don't know a thing. To look
• 1:11:46
  for security. He was later. And this guy gets
• 1:11:50
  kicked out of the Yankee game. What a loser.
• 1:11:52
  Spotted watching the game with actor Nick Turturro.
• 1:11:55
  They're perfect for each other. Just freaking
• 1:11:57
  annoying douchebags. What's going on here? Jennifer
• 1:12:03
  Garner and Michael Vartan are making sure that
• 1:12:06
  their friendship isn't kept undercover. Oh yeah,
• 1:12:09
  they took a picture together. Good for them.
• 1:12:12
  I have bad breakups. Like when I'm around my
• 1:12:15
  ex, they hate me. A recent study revealed GLP
• 1:12:20
  -1 use among American children with obesity remains
• 1:12:22
  rare, but there is an increase. Oh, good. Goody,
• 1:12:27
  goody gumdrops. If you're putting your kid on
• 1:12:28
  now, you're a lazy slab of a parent. I'm not
• 1:12:35
  ready for this headline. It's going to make me
• 1:12:36
  very mad. What's going on here? Hundreds of thousands
• 1:12:41
  of immigrants with legal status will lose Medicaid
• 1:12:44
  coverage today due to federal changes in the
• 1:12:46
  definition of qualified immigrant. Oh, yeah,
• 1:12:50
  that's good. Not at all. God, is Trump just an
• 1:12:54
  absolute twat? Change is part of President Donald
• 1:12:58
  Trump's so -called One Big Beautiful Bill. Now,
• 1:13:01
  the law changed the definition of qualified immigrant
• 1:13:03
  to exclude refugees seeking asylum or entering
• 1:13:06
  the country through humanitarian parole. Naturalized
• 1:13:09
  citizens, permanent residents, children, and
• 1:13:12
  pregnant individuals will remain eligible. All
• 1:13:15
  right, that's not good. I don't know. It's just
• 1:13:20
  sad. What's going on? Uh, what's going on? All
• 1:13:27
  right, here. This is an interesting headline
• 1:13:29
  I got going on in the club. He's a silly old
• 1:13:37
  bear with a love of honey still winning over
• 1:13:39
  audiences old and new. Oh, yes, I'm rumbly in
• 1:13:44
  my tumbly. Time for something sweet. The original
• 1:13:48
  story of Winnie the Pooh and his friends first
• 1:13:50
  introduced to the world by author A .A. Milne,
• 1:13:53
  100 years ago. A hundred years ago, Winnie the
• 1:13:56
  Pooh was made, and last night I watched it in
• 1:13:58
  its honor, and I just made a song about Winnie
• 1:14:00
  the Pooh. It's very delightful. One second. I
• 1:15:32
  contributed my own Pooh. What a delightful joke.
• 1:15:36
  What's going on here? I could not believe this
• 1:15:43
  next headline. So Larry Nassar, the former coach,
• 1:15:50
  has been removed. from the sex offender registry.
• 1:15:57
  So that means you wouldn't, I mean, obviously,
• 1:15:59
  if you saw that piece of garbage in public, you
• 1:16:03
  would know who he is. He's just a whiny little
• 1:16:06
  bitch. But the least you can do is keep him on
• 1:16:12
  the sex offender registry. But Michigan, the
• 1:16:15
  state of Michigan, has removed 20 ,000 others
• 1:16:18
  from the registry. This is why the whole world
• 1:16:21
  laughs at us as a country. This is why they're
• 1:16:24
  laughing. because we're a bunch of morons. Former
• 1:16:27
  physician Larry Nassar is no longer on the Michigan
• 1:16:30
  sex offender registry. Man, this is an absolute
• 1:16:33
  joke to all the victims that their lives were
• 1:16:36
  forever ruined. But hey, at least Larry Nassar's
• 1:16:40
  okay. This is ridiculous. And honestly, I'm embarrassed
• 1:16:42
  to be a guy. Nassar is currently serving a 40
• 1:16:49
  to 175 year prison sentence. He was also recently
• 1:16:53
  stabbed several times behind bars. One more time,
• 1:16:57
  let's hear this. 75 -year prison sentence. How
• 1:17:00
  long was it? 75 -year prison sentence. I guess
• 1:17:04
  he'll be dead when he gets out. Alexa, when does
• 1:17:09
  Larry Nassar get out of prison? What year? Larry
• 1:17:15
  Nassar isn't getting out anytime soon. He was
• 1:17:17
  sentenced in 2017 to 2018 to 60 years on federal
• 1:17:21
  child pornography charges. Alexa, stop. Alexa,
• 1:17:25
  stop. I just don't know why you wouldn't have
• 1:17:27
  him as a sex offender, even if he doesn't get
• 1:17:29
  out, because there's the other 20 ,000. Like,
• 1:17:31
  if it was just him in this story, you'd go, whatever,
• 1:17:33
  he's locked up. But there's 20 ,000 others. ...stabbed
• 1:17:37
  several times behind bars. Well, now the Michigan
• 1:17:40
  Supreme... I'd stab that bitch, too. ...court
• 1:17:42
  has removed him and more than 20 ,000 others
• 1:17:45
  from the state's registry. I don't understand
• 1:17:48
  how people defend pedophiles in this country.
• 1:17:52
  Maybe because look who our president is. Critics
• 1:17:57
  point out that many of those offenders have already
• 1:17:59
  reentered society. That's just absolutely delightful.
• 1:18:04
  I don't understand. People go, oh, it's so bad
• 1:18:07
  being a pedophile. Seems like they're treated
• 1:18:09
  pretty freaking great, dude. They live off the
• 1:18:13
  government. They're a bunch of losers. But obviously
• 1:18:17
  I'm not jealous of them. I mean, don't make me,
• 1:18:21
  don't think I'm saying that. I'm just saying
• 1:18:24
  it's ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. It's
• 1:18:29
  a step back for women's rights. I thought it
• 1:18:31
  was so amazing that he was caught. I thought
• 1:18:33
  it was so amazing that, you know, he wouldn't
• 1:18:35
  be able to do it again. But hey, what do I know?
• 1:18:40
  Jesus Christ, this country is a joke. I got to
• 1:18:49
  skip over it because they're playing music. But
• 1:18:52
  the woman is indicted. The one that tried to
• 1:18:55
  break into Rihanna's house, she's indicted for
• 1:18:57
  murder. Recently, RemiMa stirred up drama by
• 1:19:07
  accusing Papoose of being an absent father. Yeah,
• 1:19:10
  he seems like a deadbeat douche. And not providing
• 1:19:13
  financial support for their daughter, Reminis.
• 1:19:16
  Yeah, you know she needs the money. The accusations
• 1:19:21
  quickly made waves online. Ah, they made waves.
• 1:19:25
  With fans and blogs debating the situation and
• 1:19:28
  speculating about what really happened between
• 1:19:31
  the two. In response, Papoose took to social
• 1:19:34
  media to defend himself. He posted receipts,
• 1:19:37
  including transactions from Saks Fifth Avenue,
• 1:19:39
  to show that he has been spending money on their
• 1:19:42
  daughter. While these receipts don't settle the
• 1:19:45
  larger debate about... Alright, so pretty much
• 1:19:47
  he bought her things and she just wants more
• 1:19:49
  money because she's a talentless cloud chaser
• 1:19:52
  with nothing going on. If she wasn't sucking
• 1:19:55
  them up, she wouldn't know how to get ahead in
• 1:19:57
  life. You know what I mean? Apple Martin makes
• 1:20:05
  her runway debut. The daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow
• 1:20:08
  and Chris Martin, looking like a supermodel in
• 1:20:11
  the making, strutting down the runway for a designer
• 1:20:13
  brand. Man, she's a hot piece of ass, even if
• 1:20:16
  she's a NEPA baby. You know what I mean? What's
• 1:20:19
  going on here? Princess Catherine it is, or the
• 1:20:23
  Princess of Wales, I apologize. Kylie Kelsey
• 1:20:26
  is making sure she doesn't get flagged for royal
• 1:20:28
  foul play. Yeah, this ass pissing. Oh, the royal
• 1:20:34
  family is out of control. That family acts like
• 1:20:38
  their shit don't stink when we all know it's
• 1:20:40
  absolutely awful because they probably eat funky
• 1:20:42
  foods. And they're just the freaking worst. And
• 1:20:46
  this whole family bowing down to them makes me
• 1:20:50
  sick. A week after inviting Kate Middleton on
• 1:20:53
  her Not Gonna Lie podcast, Kylie is correcting
• 1:20:55
  a small royal misstep. Oh, did she call her the
• 1:20:58
  wrong name? They don't even do anything, at least
• 1:21:01
  like an elected politician does something. All
• 1:21:04
  they do is they're born into money. And we all
• 1:21:06
  know Prince Kate always wanted to marry a rich,
• 1:21:09
  famous guy. And she got it. That's not something
• 1:21:13
  you want to bow down to. If anything, it makes
• 1:21:17
  women look like cloud chasers. the 34 year old
• 1:21:20
  reveals on her october 1st episode that she learned
• 1:21:23
  that referring to the princess of wales as princess
• 1:21:26
  kate wasn't the proper way to address her oh
• 1:21:29
  it's not the proper pro now shut your ass who
• 1:21:32
  cares they're a bunch of losers god you know
• 1:21:35
  freaking kylie the philly girl and her whatever
• 1:21:39
  she said on air she feels the opposite she's
• 1:21:41
  probably like oh shut up Now I know that. Now
• 1:21:45
  I will proceed accordingly. I will proceed by
• 1:21:48
  saying this. I'll say it for you, Kylie. The
• 1:21:51
  royal family is a bunch of freaking creeps. They're
• 1:21:53
  the absolute worst. They think they're better
• 1:21:56
  than us, but they're losers, okay? I don't care.
• 1:21:59
  The problem is you got Prince William being friends
• 1:22:02
  with your sister -in -law, you know, so you got
• 1:22:06
  to kiss their ass. I'm so glad I'm single and
• 1:22:09
  I got no attachments. I could say whatever. I
• 1:22:11
  apologize for the mistake. We are so whipped
• 1:22:14
  as a society. And while the royal is widely known
• 1:22:17
  as Kate Middleton after her husband, Prince William.
• 1:22:21
  That friggin' douche. With whom she. Go to a
• 1:22:23
  dentist. She shares kids, Prince George, Princess
• 1:22:26
  Charlotte, and Prince Louis. Famously referred
• 1:22:29
  to her as Kate in the couple's first interview
• 1:22:31
  together. Oh no, you call them by their name.
• 1:22:36
  In 2010. Whatever, dude. Jesus Christ. What's
• 1:22:40
  going on here? What's more, Kylie? I would like
• 1:22:43
  to refer to people in the most respectful way.
• 1:22:46
  I'm going to refer to you as a girl that's whipped.
• 1:22:48
  I will get that sorted immediately. Oh, my God.
• 1:22:52
  We're doomed as a society. They must just be
• 1:22:56
  laughing at us over in Britain, you know? This
• 1:22:59
  headline was weird. Gypsy Rose Blanchard's former
• 1:23:02
  fiancé has died. The life after lockup starts.
• 1:23:05
  Yeah, are we going to pretend like she didn't
• 1:23:07
  do something to make this happen? We all know
• 1:23:09
  she's an evil, crazy broad. Who is absolutely,
• 1:23:15
  positively out of control. And they need to look
• 1:23:19
  into any type of a toxicology report. Anything.
• 1:23:22
  She's crazy. His boyfriend, Ken Urker, passed
• 1:23:25
  away in Louisiana October 1st. Yeah, from a suicide.
• 1:23:30
  Just like Jeffrey Epstein, they're saying. before
• 1:23:33
  Sheriff's Office confirms to E! News. I'm telling
• 1:23:36
  you, if she wasn't who she was, this dirty, rotten
• 1:23:41
  piece of garbage, not as Gypsy Rose Blanchard,
• 1:23:44
  I would maybe think she's innocent, but the fact
• 1:23:46
  that we know a lot about her, she ain't innocent.
• 1:23:51
  Saying, we were notified about this at 6 .15
• 1:23:53
  p .m. Central Time and responded. And she knew
• 1:23:57
  about it at 6 .13, because she was probably involved.
• 1:24:00
  He was found dead upon arrival. Oh, geez. At
• 1:24:03
  this time, we are continuing the death investigation.
• 1:24:06
  Honestly, I'm not trying to sound like a dick,
• 1:24:08
  but I kind of am. In some ways, it's a little
• 1:24:11
  bit of karma. It's like that song, a little bit
• 1:24:14
  of Monica in my life. A little bit of karma in
• 1:24:18
  my life. Why do I say that? Here's what I'm saying.
• 1:24:24
  He was the side dude. He was with her when she
• 1:24:28
  cheated on him. Or she cheated on Ryan Anderson
• 1:24:31
  with him. So he was the side dude and was acting
• 1:24:36
  like he loved her and had a kid with her. And
• 1:24:39
  she probably was banging him while she was still
• 1:24:41
  with Ryan. And now he's dead. Was it worth it?
• 1:24:45
  Urker's cause of death has not been revealed.
• 1:24:47
  Oh, yeah. I, if I'm any investigator, I am looking
• 1:24:52
  into this woman. I promise you. That's the sad
• 1:25:00
  part. If there wasn't a daughter involved, it'd
• 1:25:02
  be less tragic, but there's a kid involved. And
• 1:25:05
  Ken Urker seemed like the only chance the kid
• 1:25:08
  had of normalcy. Yeah, that mom ruined her, but
• 1:25:17
  you know what? My dad was not the nicest to me,
• 1:25:20
  and I didn't... I mean, he lost his life because
• 1:25:23
  of cancer, but I would never kill my dad. So
• 1:25:25
  that whole defense of her being crazy gets a
• 1:25:27
  crap. She's a dirty, rotten imbecile. She pled
• 1:25:30
  guilty to second degree murder for conspiring
• 1:25:33
  with her then boyfriend, Nicholas Godejohn. That
• 1:25:36
  guy got screwed over. Of course, the woman serves
• 1:25:39
  less time. Kill her mom after suffering from
• 1:25:42
  abuse over fake medical diagnoses as a child.
• 1:25:45
  Man, you know, people around Ken Urker were probably
• 1:25:49
  warning him. They're like, hey, dude, you should
• 1:25:54
  probably run. Run for the hills. But now he's
• 1:26:00
  in heaven and he's regretting it. All right.
• 1:26:04
  What's going on here with Diddy? Let's go to
• 1:26:12
  New Jersey now where Diddy has been moved to
• 1:26:14
  solitary confinement. Yeah. You know what they
• 1:26:18
  need to realize? A lot of these people need to
• 1:26:20
  keep their mouth shut. When they talk about going
• 1:26:22
  to jail, you know, big baby Glenn Davis was talking
• 1:26:25
  about the weed smoking. There needs to be a bro
• 1:26:28
  code where you keep everything in there private.
• 1:26:31
  All the butt sex, all the drugs, all the stuff
• 1:26:35
  that gets brought in, the contraband, whatever.
• 1:26:38
  When you start bragging about it, you're ruining
• 1:26:40
  it for everyone else. Hours after headlines,
• 1:26:43
  he's living a pampered prison life. NBC News
• 1:26:46
  with. Yeah, it would be pampered. You know, he's
• 1:26:48
  a charismatic guy. He probably makes everyone
• 1:26:51
  laugh. Video claiming he was using a cell phone,
• 1:26:55
  drinking Hennessy. You know, he's viewing 50
• 1:26:59
  Cent's social media. Because he's a loser. And
• 1:27:04
  getting deep tissue massages. Oh, yeah, it's
• 1:27:07
  the only tissue game involved. Other inmates.
• 1:27:11
  I got to see where they're not playing the music.
• 1:27:14
  Right here. When prison officials conduct an
• 1:27:16
  investigation, it's believed. All right, so they're
• 1:27:19
  playing the music, so I can't play it. Did he?
• 1:27:22
  That sounds like a pretty nice life, you know.
• 1:27:26
  It seems like you're living better in prison
• 1:27:28
  than some people live outside of prison, which
• 1:27:32
  seems like why sometimes criminals act up, you
• 1:27:35
  know. Oh, yeah. Last night it was the Cleveland
• 1:27:45
  Browns beating the Steelers. Alexa, Alexa, break
• 1:27:51
  down the Pittsburgh -Cleveland game last night.
• 1:27:56
  The Steelers fell 27 -24 to the Browns on Thursday
• 1:27:59
  night in Cleveland. They trailed 21 -7 at halftime,
• 1:28:03
  rallied to tie it at 24 -24 in the fourth, but
• 1:28:06
  Andre Schmidt nailed a 56 -yard field goal with
• 1:28:08
  10 seconds left to seal the win for Cleveland.
• 1:28:11
  Also, I couldn't tell who I was speaking with,
• 1:28:13
  and I can help even better when I know you. What's
• 1:28:15
  your name? Alexa, is my voice that bad? You don't
• 1:28:20
  recognize me? Nah, it's just a glitch on my end.
• 1:28:25
  I'm not actually... Alexa, you're annoying. Shut
• 1:28:28
  up. Alexa, stop. Wow, she did not recognize my
• 1:28:32
  voice. That makes me feel good. But I have to
• 1:28:35
  rant on this show. Alexa, I don't recognize your
• 1:28:41
  voice because you're a dumb woman. Yeah, she
• 1:28:45
  didn't respond to that. Where was Deshaun Watson
• 1:28:54
  last night? In 2022, Deshaun Watson arrived in
• 1:28:57
  Cleveland with a record -setting contract and
• 1:29:00
  a pass that was unresolved. Yeah, you know, when
• 1:29:04
  he was being a creep. they gave him like a normal
• 1:29:07
  interview on nfl on prime he came in 11 game
• 1:29:10
  suspension for violating the league's personal
• 1:29:12
  conduct policy then a shoulder surgery a torn
• 1:29:15
  achilles then a second tear and some more handies
• 1:29:19
  now it's 2026 and the cleveland browns are two
• 1:29:22
  and one behind his back -to -back game -winning
• 1:29:24
  touchdown drives and tonight he plays for first
• 1:29:28
  place in the afc north in front of a fan base
• 1:29:30
  yeah he's actually playing like we thought he
• 1:29:32
  would play you know so deciding what exactly
• 1:29:34
  he means to them. It's got to be weird being
• 1:29:43
  around Deshaun Watson, just being like, dude,
• 1:29:45
  you're a terrible person. And shame on NFL on
• 1:29:48
  Prime for giving him a normal interview. You
• 1:29:50
  all suck. Okay. I think it's difficult for people
• 1:29:55
  to figure out who is Deshaun Watson. He's a piece
• 1:29:58
  of garbage that knows how to throw the ball.
• 1:30:00
  Quarterback. How do you personally make sense
• 1:30:02
  of these ups and downs of what you've put on
• 1:30:06
  tape? I mean, the biggest is just, My mental
• 1:30:10
  state. Oh, your mental state, not your victims.
• 1:30:13
  It's all about you. You freaking narcissistic
• 1:30:17
  dork. Shut your ass. Honestly, I don't think
• 1:30:20
  it would never really been the physical part.
• 1:30:23
  You know, I was dealing with a lot. Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:26
  What about your victims? Were they dealing with
• 1:30:27
  something? Shut up. And shame on Taylor Rooks,
• 1:30:31
  this hack of a reporter. I was dealing with the
• 1:30:35
  world kind of flipping against me. Yeah, I'd
• 1:30:38
  flip against you too, dude. You're a creep. You
• 1:30:40
  assumed every massage was a chance to get laid.
• 1:30:44
  You're a loser. And it was hard, honestly. I
• 1:30:46
  was so high. Shut up, dude. And I think being
• 1:30:50
  able to, you know, grow through that and master
• 1:30:54
  that. Master it through money and the court because
• 1:30:57
  I'm rich and famous. God, are you a douche? It
• 1:31:03
  took time. And I think, you know, mentally, Just
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  be honest, wasn't all the way there. What about
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  your victims? Do you think they felt good? It
• 1:31:12
  was hard to kind of get on the field, but now.
• 1:31:14
  This is a real interview. This is not an SNL
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  skit. Being able to fall, continue to follow
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  what I've learned. And follow Jesus, right? Good
• 1:31:25
  old Jebus. And that silence and get into a place
• 1:31:28
  where I'm at now. I think I can grow from that
• 1:31:29
  and be better. Yeah, maybe by having consent.
• 1:31:32
  And also, shame on his girl for being with him.
• 1:31:36
  because she's a cloud -chasing moron. You know,
• 1:31:40
  I have a guy that I talk with on a weekly basis.
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  You know, we just put ourselves through all types
• 1:31:47
  of situations. We're like, yeah, you know, and
• 1:31:49
  he used to, like, do this and that. Who is it,
• 1:31:51
  Jameis? Do you guys trade stories? Can I, again,
• 1:31:55
  forgive? Can I, you know, take responsibility?
• 1:31:58
  Can I... Yeah, you need to take responsibility
• 1:32:00
  for a lot of things. That would be, well... The
• 1:32:04
  least important is the Houston Texans always
• 1:32:06
  choking in the playoffs because of you. And then
• 1:32:10
  you being a creep. Take myself out of myself
• 1:32:12
  and look, you know, in the mirror. And I've been
• 1:32:15
  in a mirror to do that. Do that. What am I doing
• 1:32:20
  this for? Who am I doing this for? You're doing
• 1:32:23
  it for the fans. And who were you groping women
• 1:32:27
  for? Who was that for? You? That's to better
• 1:32:30
  myself and to continue to grow. All right, and
• 1:32:33
  let's see what this dirty, rotten moron Taylor
• 1:32:35
  Rooks says. When you talk to Cleveland fans,
• 1:32:37
  there's a group of people that were booing because
• 1:32:41
  of the performances on the field. Or maybe because
• 1:32:44
  you're a creep. And a group of people that were
• 1:32:46
  booing because of who they believe you are as
• 1:32:48
  a person. You're a terrible person, and now you're
• 1:32:51
  going to do the whole act of, oh, poor me. It's
• 1:32:54
  kind of like 20 years ago when Chris Brown went
• 1:32:56
  on Larry King's show. Is that skepticism fair?
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  Fair? Of course, to me, I'm going to say no.
• 1:33:06
  But, you know, life isn't fair. Yeah, that's
• 1:33:09
  how your victims feel, you scumbag. The hour
• 1:33:27
  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
• 1:33:30
  before. You need to be affectionate. And you
• 1:33:38
  can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.
• 1:33:42
  They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
• 1:33:46
  He was so big. And that's what real women need.
• 1:33:58
  Cussing. And it looks like you went and got a
• 1:34:00
  job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever the case
• 1:34:03
  might be, in your hand, in a sock, in a whatever.
• 1:34:06
  Like, thank you. But also, I would love to be
• 1:34:09
  getting railed, but... Use bucket loads of lube.
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  If you think you have enough lube, double it.
• 1:34:14
  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 1:34:19
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
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  so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
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  this button. Dropping knowledge bombs all in
• 1:39:43
  on the schemes. Oh, yeah. Oh, sure. Let's see
• 1:39:55
  what's going on. During the King's Media Day,
• 1:40:03
  two female reporters were caught talking about
• 1:40:05
  Ben Simmons and Zach Levine saying Ben's cringe,
• 1:40:17
  but he's lucky he's fine. And Levine, he's cute,
• 1:40:20
  but his personality annoys them. He just seems
• 1:40:23
  like a prick. And today, Ben Simmons poked some
• 1:40:27
  fun at those reporters. Repetition. I mean, I
• 1:40:38
  airballed one, and one of y 'all posted it, and
• 1:40:39
  that was the one that goes viral. But it happens,
• 1:40:42
  you know. It's basketball. I get my shots up.
• 1:40:45
  I get to put work in. It is what it is. Maybe
• 1:40:49
  competing against him one way, but being a teammate
• 1:40:51
  with him. Zach isn't a prick. That's the one
• 1:41:00
  thing. He's actually pretty nice. But everyone's
• 1:41:05
  being great. Everyone's being great. Like, we
• 1:41:07
  got a good team, good camaraderie, I think. That's
• 1:41:09
  good. Defend your boy with those dirty rotting
• 1:41:11
  brats. You know what I mean? Embarrassment. More
• 1:41:20
  and more players are partnering with sports betting
• 1:41:22
  companies, most notably LeBron James partnering
• 1:41:25
  with Polymarket. Yeah, that's totally not rigged.
• 1:41:30
  In practice today, Victor Mbanyama was asked
• 1:41:32
  if he would ever sign with one and gave his take
• 1:41:34
  on it. Victor, would you ever consider doing
• 1:41:37
  an endorsement for a sports betting? It's the
• 1:41:45
  first time I've ever liked a guy. He knows he
• 1:41:48
  can make money locally in San Antonio and be
• 1:41:51
  a legend. Time for a Tampa Bay on news. Out of
• 1:43:07
  control. It used to be that if you didn't have
• 1:43:09
  a lot of money, you could just go to the beach,
• 1:43:12
  get some food from Publix, and even that's expensive
• 1:43:15
  now. But we are just getting screwed without
• 1:43:18
  lube. Allies, kiss us before you screw us. Dale
• 1:43:25
  and Deborah DeVore bring their dog, Violet, to
• 1:43:28
  Fort DeSoto Park regularly. Ah, that's a nice
• 1:43:31
  park. Smoke a dewey. Have a little picnic with
• 1:43:34
  a girl. I prefer this park. It's not touristy.
• 1:43:40
  Yeah, no one knows about it. Family oriented
• 1:43:44
  and quieter and more relaxing, I think. They've
• 1:43:48
  gotten to know many people who make their way
• 1:43:50
  over to Fort DeSoto. I see a lot of families
• 1:43:53
  come here. A lot of young parents with young
• 1:43:56
  children. And it just seems like a perfect way
• 1:43:59
  for a family to spend the day. Oh yeah, you know,
• 1:44:02
  until they raise the right. They raise the prices
• 1:44:05
  because they're greedy douchebags. But soon,
• 1:44:10
  many of those families might choose to spend
• 1:44:12
  their time elsewhere. Where are we supposed to
• 1:44:14
  go? Just sit at home? Even that's expensive because
• 1:44:17
  of Duke. Man, we're getting screwed. I think
• 1:44:22
  some people won't be able to come as often. Yeah,
• 1:44:25
  it's getting out of control. Pinellas County
• 1:44:26
  leaders finalized their budget for... I don't
• 1:44:28
  like Pinellas County leaders. I don't like the
• 1:44:31
  word leader. Pinellas County crux to me sounds
• 1:44:33
  better. 2027 and decided to raise parking rates
• 1:44:38
  at Fort DeSoto, Sand Key, and Fred Howard Parks.
• 1:44:42
  Starting December 1st, the daily flat rate of
• 1:44:44
  $6 will change to $3 .50 an hour. Oh, goody,
• 1:44:50
  goody gumdrops. You know what? To any of the
• 1:44:52
  politicians from Pinellas County, kiss my fucking
• 1:44:56
  ass. I would rather have Marco from the, whatever
• 1:45:00
  his name is, from the Pinellas podcast as a Pinellas
• 1:45:03
  leader than any of these scumbag leeches. Go
• 1:45:06
  fuck yourself. Tapped at $12 a day. That's double.
• 1:45:10
  And put that on top of gas. Oh, yeah. You know
• 1:45:13
  what? This planet just needs to explode. What
• 1:45:16
  a joke we are. And then there's this gouging
• 1:45:18
  here. Well, the New York Yankees are coming to
• 1:45:21
  town Saturday to take on our Tampa Bay Rays in
• 1:45:24
  game one of the American League Division Series.
• 1:45:27
  Boy, this is going to be a matchup and a half.
• 1:45:30
  Whatever. So they're just going to say that the
• 1:45:32
  prices are up there. Man, this is sad. A kilo
• 1:45:36
  of fentanyl could potentially kill up to 500
• 1:45:41
  ,000 people. Hell yeah. 500 ,000 people. So a
• 1:45:48
  man was selling it from his mom's house. Whatever.
• 1:45:51
  It's the weekend. I'm trying to get out of here.
• 1:45:54
  Up to 10 drug deals a day from his mom's house.
• 1:46:00
  That's according to U .S. Attorney Greg Kehoe,
• 1:46:02
  who announced charges against a Riverview man
• 1:46:05
  today. Let's bring in Fox 13's Ariel Pacencia.
• 1:46:09
  What's going on in Chicago? In less than five
• 1:46:15
  months, Chicago voters will get a chance to have
• 1:46:17
  their say as to who will lead the city of Chicago.
• 1:46:19
  It needs to be anybody but Brandon Johnson, please.
• 1:46:24
  Please. Anybody but that crock. Yeah, we don't
• 1:46:31
  need that. He has ruined the city even more than
• 1:46:34
  it was already ruined. But there are more than
• 1:46:37
  a dozen candidates who want to challenge him.
• 1:46:39
  And today, Mayor Johnson framed the fight as
• 1:46:42
  billionaires versus working people. You've never
• 1:46:45
  related to us once in our life. Actually, you
• 1:46:47
  screw over the working people. So go. Fuck yourself
• 1:46:50
  with your lies. Our political reporter, Mary
• 1:46:52
  Day Hearn, joining us now with an update on where
• 1:46:55
  the Chicago mayor race stands. Can it be anybody
• 1:46:58
  but Brandon Johnson? Although it would be funny
• 1:47:01
  because there's always this thing that the next
• 1:47:02
  governor or the next mayor, whatever politician
• 1:47:06
  is in Illinois, is always worse than the previous
• 1:47:09
  one. We thought Mayor Daley was bad. Then we
• 1:47:11
  got Rahm Emanuel. Then we got Beetlejuice. Now
• 1:47:14
  we got Brandon Johnson. What's next? Absolutely.
• 1:47:18
  We're going to be watching this one. It is a
• 1:47:19
  long tradition to come to the Chicago City Club
• 1:47:23
  to speak to the business community. It was a
• 1:47:25
  full house today. Oh, yeah. You got Brandon Johnson
• 1:47:28
  talking about his honey little dick. Mayor Johnson,
• 1:47:32
  just weeks after he formally announced that reelection
• 1:47:35
  campaign, labor unions supported him in his first
• 1:47:38
  election. But they're divided this time. I'm
• 1:47:40
  divided on him, too. Not at all. I think he's
• 1:47:43
  a complete. complete piece of garbage. I think
• 1:47:46
  he's, I'm all about getting rid of racism, but
• 1:47:48
  he makes everything about race and doesn't admit
• 1:47:51
  that he's a terrible politician. Here is how
• 1:47:56
  the mayor frames the debate. Here it comes, him
• 1:47:59
  and his tough guy act. What this is going to
• 1:48:02
  come down to is billionaires versus the Brandon
• 1:48:06
  Johnson coalition. Oh yeah, no, you're one of
• 1:48:09
  the elite. You're not one of us. I hate when
• 1:48:11
  politicians do that, you know? I mean, we are
• 1:48:15
  increasingly becoming more and more insufferable.
• 1:48:22
  I'm sorry that the gap of wealth continues to
• 1:48:25
  become increasingly more. And you've raised prices.
• 1:48:28
  So what are you talking about? As you say, I'm
• 1:48:32
  Boris and Bernstein. Who are you? Who are you
• 1:48:35
  crapping? White and I'm not going to let him
• 1:48:42
  talk. Brandon Johnson. You must live such a privileged
• 1:48:45
  life. You literally get to lie for a living,
• 1:48:48
  you know. Governor's office said Pat Ryan, the
• 1:48:52
  Bears minority owner, was involved in that meeting,
• 1:48:55
  but there was no mention of Bears team president
• 1:48:58
  Kevin Warren or Bears chairman George McCaskey.
• 1:49:01
  However, they did say in that meeting there were
• 1:49:04
  members of House and Senate leadership taking
• 1:49:06
  part in that meeting with Pat Ryan, the governor,
• 1:49:09
  and NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. So there
• 1:49:11
  was a meeting. about the future of the Chicago
• 1:49:15
  Bears. You know, Goodell was like, please don't
• 1:49:19
  leave Illinois. What's going on in Jacksonville?
• 1:49:21
  Public school proposal would allow certain adults,
• 1:49:25
  including parents, teachers, staff, and contractors
• 1:49:28
  to keep illegally possessed firearms secured
• 1:49:31
  inside a vehicle while parked on school property.
• 1:49:35
  All right, that's going to end well. Her talking
• 1:49:38
  fast is the best she's ever sounded. What's going
• 1:49:41
  on in Orlando? If you park downtown, it's going
• 1:49:45
  to cost you a lot more. I'm Stephanie Rodriguez.
• 1:49:47
  Again, is there any headline about the prices
• 1:49:50
  going down? Because I thought the whole point
• 1:49:51
  of inflation is that it goes down. No! You just
• 1:49:54
  got these greedy politicians scaring us. You
• 1:49:57
  guys reporting in Orlando. Starting Thursday,
• 1:50:00
  the price to park in Orlando has gone up. Now,
• 1:50:03
  the changes were approved last spring by... Of
• 1:50:05
  course, they were approved by city council. These
• 1:50:08
  same scumbags, if they were in Arpa, were...
• 1:50:10
  You know, it's more... of a thing noticeable
• 1:50:13
  to us paying 10 bucks to park they would be mad
• 1:50:16
  but they're all rich and elite scumbags city
• 1:50:18
  leaders after a study found we need to get rid
• 1:50:21
  of the word leaders because when i think of a
• 1:50:23
  leader i think of someone that's a hero they're
• 1:50:25
  all scumbags that what people were paying to
• 1:50:28
  park here in the city of orlando was significantly
• 1:50:30
  less than cities of similar size around the nation
• 1:50:34
  all right well good luck with that freaking dump
• 1:50:38
  of a city anyway oh we got me years good for
• 1:50:41
  you what's going on in grand rapids first tonight
• 1:50:45
  a woman says she endured physical abuse strangulation
• 1:50:48
  and other forms of torture ah that's delightful
• 1:50:51
  jesus christ all these midwest cities are losing
• 1:50:54
  their mind what's going on in charlotte a man
• 1:50:58
  accused of attacking two women with a traffic
• 1:51:00
  cone in south charlotte is now in police custody
• 1:51:03
  so that sounds delightful jesus christ we always
• 1:51:07
  kind of end with the true crime kind of vibe
• 1:51:09
  what's going on here Charlotte -Menkemoor police
• 1:51:11
  say a man with more than 100 run -ins with local
• 1:51:14
  police has been tied to a string of major thefts.
• 1:51:17
  I don't say Elijah Williams looks like a career
• 1:51:20
  thug. What's going on in Fresno? According to
• 1:51:29
  a lawsuit filed against Cell Pros, a cell phone
• 1:51:32
  belonging to a 17 -year -old girl was dropped
• 1:51:35
  off at the store you see behind me for a battery
• 1:51:37
  replacement. But instead, employee Desmond Fitzgerald
• 1:51:41
  accessed not one, but two, intimate and private
• 1:51:44
  videos of the teen. Oh, Lord. Now that daughter's
• 1:51:49
  all mad because she got caught. All right, let's
• 1:51:52
  end with Cleveland news. It's Friday, but if
• 1:51:55
  you're listening on Monday, you're like, why
• 1:51:56
  are you so fast -paced? Because it's Friday right
• 1:51:58
  now. downtown echoes the cabs and faded caps
• 1:52:26
  past the preaching hustle corner kids trading
• 1:52:28
  maps where the vibes midwest but the struggle
• 1:52:30
  overlaps but still grit in the air city troops
• 1:52:47
  lay bare bars sharper than the skyline no time
• 1:52:50
  to spare opinions heavy as the lake but he don't
• 1:52:53
  care static humming the voice booming through
• 1:52:57
  the speakers hitting with the truth tower city
• 1:52:59
  shadows echoing the youth uncut unpolished cleveland's
• 1:53:03
  the proof hoppy's lens no rose tint just grind
• 1:53:06
  every segment a slice of cleveland's mind from
• 1:53:09
  the field that i'm bothered done let's do this
• 1:53:30
  all right i know what's going on in old cleveland
• 1:53:39
  the city of so many amazing things you know the
• 1:53:46
  city that's just so exciting Changing how doctors
• 1:53:51
  train to reach our most vulnerable neighbors.
• 1:53:54
  Thanks for joining us here for the news at 11
• 1:53:56
  o 'clock on 19. Also streaming on 19 News Plus.
• 1:53:59
  Alright, no one cares. By the way, I got a message
• 1:54:03
  from a former co -worker at WMMS. They're like,
• 1:54:05
  why don't you film your show? You need to get
• 1:54:07
  on YouTube. I'm like, can I just be the one podcast
• 1:54:11
  that doesn't film my show? Plus, you all know
• 1:54:14
  what I look like in Cleveland. All of me. Blow
• 2:02:03
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• 2:08:55
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  that the doctors decided I was autistic. Now
• 2:09:02
  at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
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• 2:09:07
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  get an education in posters, yard signs, whatever
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  the hell. I don't keep this party. It's your
• 2:14:46
  favorite San Francisco DJ. In condition, I just
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  call these in verbal. Niggas got their own shit.
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  Call it playing checkers. Dollar meetings with
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  the president. Cut the lights on Edison Got a
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  new condo Watch me as I settle in I deserve an
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  empty floor For me and my people And if you tryna
• 2:16:52
  zone I got a whole swish of sweet food And they
• 2:16:56
  women are deceitful And I leave now Weezy told
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  me just write Every single thing you need down
• 2:17:06
  I feel the instant feed now About to start balling
• 2:17:10
  Like I'm coming off a rebound These niggas spit
• 2:17:16
  baggy tight Hate say they tryna get their swagger
• 2:17:20
  right Cause I the guest hater You should use
• 2:17:25
  her to meet And you should go and get a blues
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  clue Oops I That like the end of a pool cue.
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  But I ATF, but they ain't seeing no bag. I hate
• 2:17:41
  to see them so sad. I get 20 ,000 to be anywhere
• 2:17:50
  they ask me. Ashley, burn it like a camera light.
• 2:17:56
  Stupid hoe, ask me. But they need shit about
• 2:17:59
  me. They know the game, but I dick it down. I'll
• 2:22:32
  be harder than a canyon line.