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- 0:01Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, it's me Josham. For this week's select I've
- 0:03Speaker 1: chosen our episode on All the Golden Fort Knox from
- 0:06Speaker 1: November of twenty twenty. One of the most surprising things
- 0:09Speaker 1: we learned to this episode isn't that there might not
- 0:12Speaker 1: be any gold left in Fort Knox. There most likely
- 0:15Speaker 1: is plenty in there, but that because of the size
- 0:17Speaker 1: of our economy, it doesn't really matter at this point
- 0:20Speaker 1: if it's there or not. Hope you enjoy this brainbuster
- 0:23Speaker 1: of an episode.
- 0:29Speaker 2: Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a production of iHeartRadio.
- 0:39Speaker 1: Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark, and
- 0:41Speaker 1: there's Charles w Chuck Bryant and Jerry's out there somewhere,
- 0:45Speaker 1: and this is stuff you should know. Carrot plated gold edition.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Gold plated.
- 0:54Speaker 1: Isn't that what happens? Like if you put a bunch
- 0:55Speaker 1: of gold together, it means more carrots?
- 0:59Speaker 2: I think so. I'm afraid to doubt you, though, because
- 1:01Speaker 2: I had a movie crusher say that. All I do
- 1:05Speaker 2: lately is say you're wrong to you.
- 1:08Speaker 1: What do they mean lately?
- 1:10Speaker 2: I know, I don't know.
- 1:12Speaker 1: They must be a newcomer to the podcast.
- 1:15Speaker 2: It's dressing is Josh is all the time lately, Josh
- 1:19Speaker 2: makes really good points, and all Chuck does is pupu
- 1:21Speaker 2: it by just saying, no, you're wrong. It's like, has
- 1:26Speaker 2: that even happened once?
- 1:27Speaker 1: If it makes you I'm sure it's happened more than once.
- 1:29Speaker 1: But if it makes you feeling better I haven't noticed,
- 1:32Speaker 1: then that's what really counts, don't you think. Yeah, I guess,
- 1:35Speaker 1: although there are like a million plus people listening, so
- 1:38Speaker 1: I guess their opinions count as well.
- 1:40Speaker 2: You're wrong.
- 1:41Speaker 1: Oh man, you know what's funny is I didn't even
- 1:44Speaker 1: see that coming, Chuck.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Oh see there.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Yeah, that was good, good stuff. And I almost just
- 1:49Speaker 1: said the ES word. That was good stuff.
- 1:52Speaker 2: You're wrong, it was mediocre.
- 1:56Speaker 1: Let's just do this for forty five minutes.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Yeah, no, let's do a real podcast episode. This is interesting.
- 2:03Speaker 2: All I could think about was heist movies.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Oh really, I don't know what I thought about. I
- 2:10Speaker 1: think I was kind of stuck in the thirties. I
- 2:11Speaker 1: just thought of everything's kind of old timey and quaint,
- 2:15Speaker 1: all right, because it's kind of in a way where
- 2:18Speaker 1: the story really kicks off the story of Fort Knox.
- 2:22Speaker 1: In case anybody's listening, and didn't check the title.
- 2:25Speaker 2: Oh, I thought we were doing an episode on the
- 2:27Speaker 2: United States Bullion Depository, Buddy.
- 2:30Speaker 1: That is the same exact thing in a lot of ways,
- 2:34Speaker 1: but actually they're different too. Let's talk about this, right, So,
- 2:37Speaker 1: for anybody who is outside of the United States, and
- 2:39Speaker 1: I would wager that a lot of you, I'd wager
- 2:42Speaker 1: all the golden Fort Knox, that a lot of you
- 2:45Speaker 1: are very familiar with Fort Knox, because it does seem
- 2:48Speaker 1: to be kind of like this world famous place where
- 2:50Speaker 1: the United States hoards its gold and it's just totally impenetrable,
- 2:56Speaker 1: so don't even try. But there's also like a lot
- 2:59Speaker 1: of conspiracy theories too that there's no gold in there.
- 3:02Speaker 1: And we'll talk about all this and why there's golden
- 3:04Speaker 1: there too, but I feel like we should at least
- 3:06Speaker 1: give like a background on Fort Knox and the ins
- 3:09Speaker 1: and outs of it, don't you.
- 3:10Speaker 2: Yeah. In nineteen oh three, this is where it all started.
- 3:14Speaker 2: The US Army said, you know what, I think we
- 3:17Speaker 2: need some training ground out here in Kentucky, in West Point, Kentucky.
- 3:21Speaker 1: And everybody said, why, Yeah.
- 3:24Speaker 2: I don't know good as place as any I guess, okay,
- 3:27Speaker 2: And they use that area. They got a few counties
- 3:31Speaker 2: to kindly hand them over some land, and they use
- 3:35Speaker 2: that area for training and stuff. Made it a permanent
- 3:39Speaker 2: training camp in nineteen eighteen, and then named it after
- 3:43Speaker 2: Henry Knox, a Revolutionary War officer, as Camp Knox. And
- 3:48Speaker 2: someone very quickly said, that doesn't sound at all tough.
- 3:51Speaker 2: It sounds like children belong here and people are roasting s'mores.
- 3:55Speaker 1: So that's always going to say.
- 3:57Speaker 2: How about Fort Knox.
- 3:59Speaker 1: It seems like all the best fort started out as camps.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Yeah, so they said short. In nineteen thirty two, it
- 4:04Speaker 2: became officially Fort Canucks.
- 4:08Speaker 1: Right, nice one. So yeah, so it started out as
- 4:12Speaker 1: a legit army base. But then eventually in the thirties,
- 4:15Speaker 1: which is why I've been stuck in the thirties because
- 4:17Speaker 1: so much of the story takes place there, the United
- 4:19Speaker 1: States Mint said, hey, we could use a new spot
- 4:24Speaker 1: to store some gold, because we got a lot of
- 4:26Speaker 1: gold and this isn't even all of it, but we
- 4:29Speaker 1: need a new spot to store some gold. And they
- 4:32Speaker 1: actually took possession of part of Fort Knox and built
- 4:38Speaker 1: what's known as, like you said, the United States Bullion
- 4:40Speaker 1: Depository there in Kentucky, and it is legitimately Fort Knox
- 4:46Speaker 1: is now not just the Army Camp. Even more famously,
- 4:49Speaker 1: it is really what you officially would call the United
- 4:52Speaker 1: States Bullion Depository.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Yeah, and the camp is still there, and some say
- 4:56Speaker 2: it is there as sort of a a means of
- 5:01Speaker 2: maybe intimidation maybe back up, like, hey, there's an army
- 5:04Speaker 2: camp right next door. But they know also asked to
- 5:09Speaker 2: borrow that name because it sounded tougher than the Bullion Depository,
- 5:13Speaker 2: and they said, sure, you can go ahead and just
- 5:15Speaker 2: call that building Fort Knox as well. And that's where
- 5:19Speaker 2: we moved, well not all of it, but we had
- 5:22Speaker 2: a lot of gold at the time, as you were saying,
- 5:24Speaker 2: and it was it was a little unnerving, I think,
- 5:29Speaker 2: to have most of the gold and the country stored
- 5:33Speaker 2: in Philadelphia, the mint there and in New York because
- 5:36Speaker 2: it was so close to the coast, and if some
- 5:40Speaker 2: warring nation wanted to invade us and grab our gold,
- 5:43Speaker 2: then they wouldn't have far to go to get it
- 5:45Speaker 2: onto a boat.
- 5:47Speaker 1: Yeah, oh truly, which is you know, pretty sensible, really,
- 5:50Speaker 1: and I never really thought about that. But New York's
- 5:52Speaker 1: not very far from water, and neither is Philly, so
- 5:56Speaker 1: why not. So they decided to move as much as
- 5:59Speaker 1: they could, and there was silver moved too. There was
- 6:01Speaker 1: a lot of stockpiles of silver that we're not even
- 6:03Speaker 1: going to bother with in this story because silver we're
- 6:06Speaker 1: talking gold here. Yeah, And they moved a lot of
- 6:09Speaker 1: it to Denver, and they very quickly said, well, the
- 6:11Speaker 1: Denver Mint's a great place because it's protected from the
- 6:14Speaker 1: from the Pacific Ocean by the Rocky mountains, which make
- 6:18Speaker 1: that makes it much more difficult for an invading army
- 6:21Speaker 1: to come in from the Pacific and steal it. But
- 6:24Speaker 1: we've run out of space and we need some more
- 6:26Speaker 1: space for all the spill over gold. And that's when
- 6:29Speaker 1: they decided to build a Fort Knox, which in Kentucky
- 6:32Speaker 1: is protected from the Atlantic Ocean by the Appalachian Mountain.
- 6:36Speaker 1: So it's pretty pretty clever. Why they why they chose
- 6:38Speaker 1: Fort Knox.
- 6:39Speaker 2: Yeah, So the Treasury, like you said, took control of
- 6:43Speaker 2: that land in thirty six, and then in thirty seven
- 6:46Speaker 2: they I mean, they started building you know there. You know,
- 6:49Speaker 2: they couldn't just keep it intense even though those intimidating
- 6:53Speaker 2: Appalachian Mountains were right there. They're like, we need a
- 6:55Speaker 2: building here. So they built a building over just a
- 7:00Speaker 2: few months.
- 7:01Speaker 1: It's impressive.
- 7:01Speaker 2: Yeah, cost about a half a million bucks. And in
- 7:05Speaker 2: nineteen thirty seven they said, we're open for business, bring
- 7:08Speaker 2: that gold from New York City.
- 7:11Speaker 1: They didn't. They they did it the way, exactly the
- 7:14Speaker 1: way that you would think they would do it. They
- 7:15Speaker 1: had a lot of they had a secret location where
- 7:19Speaker 1: they were loading it. They sent a bunch of trains
- 7:21Speaker 1: out that were decoys. And it didn't all happen at once.
- 7:27Speaker 1: It wasn't one shipment that made its way from New
- 7:30Speaker 1: York and Philadelphia over to Kentucky.
- 7:33Speaker 2: It would have been in the movie, I think, exactly.
- 7:36Speaker 1: Yeah, But it happened like actually in many shipments over
- 7:40Speaker 1: several years. But supposedly they did it like sometimes darkness
- 7:44Speaker 1: of nights, and there was decoys and they were always
- 7:47Speaker 1: protected by a number of groups from the Post Office
- 7:53Speaker 1: inspectors that are licensed to carry guns. Which would I
- 7:58Speaker 1: hate to say it, everybody, but that's the one that
- 8:00Speaker 1: you would try to hijack if you were going to hijack.
- 8:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean all the way to be honest.
- 8:04Speaker 1: I like, yeah, right, yes, chuck, all the way to
- 8:08Speaker 1: the army, you know, which I would I would probably
- 8:11Speaker 1: not try to hijack that one. If I were going
- 8:14Speaker 1: to hijack one, which I wouldn't do, it would probably
- 8:17Speaker 1: be the Postal inspector one.
- 8:19Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, I'm sure that they've someone has
- 8:23Speaker 2: written a movie treatment at some point for a nineteen
- 8:26Speaker 2: thirty seven train on the way to Fort Knox heist
- 8:29Speaker 2: type of thing, right, and they surely would have cast
- 8:34Speaker 2: those poor post office gun slingers is the likely train,
- 8:41Speaker 2: those poor guys.
- 8:43Speaker 1: So we've got the gold shown up at Fort Knox,
- 8:46Speaker 1: and the thing is is, like this was like people
- 8:49Speaker 1: knew about this. It wasn't done in secret, Like this
- 8:51Speaker 1: this is known about and I think I get the
- 8:55Speaker 1: impression that the reason that it was talked about in discussed,
- 8:57Speaker 1: and there were like little tidbits here there in the
- 9:00Speaker 1: in the popular media to give this idea like Okay,
- 9:04Speaker 1: yes we're moving this gold, but like, don't even try it,
- 9:08Speaker 1: Like here's just enough that you need to know to
- 9:11Speaker 1: not even come anywhere near this place. And over the years,
- 9:15Speaker 1: little tidbits have kind of been released here there that
- 9:17Speaker 1: give a pretty complete picture of what you would be
- 9:20Speaker 1: dealing with if you did, in fact, try to impregnate
- 9:25Speaker 1: Fort Knox.
- 9:26Speaker 2: Oh, pretty sexy. So first of all, you can't just
- 9:32Speaker 2: take a tour, and you can tour almost anything in
- 9:36Speaker 2: this country except for Fort Knox.
- 9:39Speaker 1: Even if you were a sitting congress person, the chances
- 9:42Speaker 1: are you're probably not going to get a tour.
- 9:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if ed is correct here who helped
- 9:48Speaker 2: us put this together? There have only been three official tours,
- 9:51Speaker 2: Is that right?
- 9:52Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I saw. So there's there was one
- 9:55Speaker 1: from FDR himself, which is pretty understandable. Sure, there was
- 9:59Speaker 1: one in the seventies, which we'll talk about, which made sense,
- 10:04Speaker 1: but it was a congressional delegation. And then I think
- 10:07Speaker 1: in twenty seventeen, Steven Mnusan and a delegation toured it.
- 10:12Speaker 1: So there's at least three, but those are the three
- 10:15Speaker 1: that we know about. There may have been more, but
- 10:18Speaker 1: I would think they would kind of publicize that because
- 10:20Speaker 1: the whole point of being a delegate to tour of
- 10:23Speaker 1: Fort Knox is to basically reassure the public there's a
- 10:26Speaker 1: lot of gold in there. Don't even worry about. Yes,
- 10:28Speaker 1: the gold's there. That's pretty much the reason why anybody
- 10:31Speaker 1: gets a tour of Fort Knox.
- 10:32Speaker 2: I wonder if they let FDR in just to say, hey,
- 10:36Speaker 2: you might as well just urinate on this golden person,
- 10:39Speaker 2: because that's what you're about to do with policy.
- 10:44Speaker 1: That's probably what happened.
- 10:46Speaker 2: We'll get through that later with the gold standard, And
- 10:49Speaker 2: of course you didn't urinate on it. Even with policy,
- 10:52Speaker 2: you don't know.
- 10:52Speaker 1: You can't ever tell what that FDR.
- 10:55Speaker 2: So here's a bunch of things, and this next bit
- 10:58Speaker 2: is going to be just sort of a lot of
- 11:00Speaker 2: the facts and figures that we know and we've gleaned
- 11:03Speaker 2: over the years. Some comes from official releases, some comes
- 11:07Speaker 2: from an old nineteen thirties issue of Popular Mechanics, which
- 11:11Speaker 2: is kind of cool. But should we take a break first?
- 11:16Speaker 1: Oh? Sure, man, Yeah, I think that's a great cliffhanger.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Right, great, we'll be right back alrighty, So we promised
- 11:52Speaker 2: you stats and figures about Fort Knox.
- 11:55Speaker 1: And nineteen thirties issues of Popular Mechanics.
- 11:57Speaker 2: I know, how's this for you? The vault requires, of course,
- 12:02Speaker 2: multiple people to open it up, and each person nobody
- 12:05Speaker 2: knows the entire combination. Each person knows only a part
- 12:09Speaker 2: of it. And even if you got it open, there's
- 12:13Speaker 2: a one hundred hour time delay lock, so you got
- 12:15Speaker 2: to wait. If you have them at gunpoint and you
- 12:18Speaker 2: all force and you force them all to open it,
- 12:20Speaker 2: you got to sit around and wait for four days,
- 12:22Speaker 2: no matter what.
- 12:23Speaker 1: That's my favorite one.
- 12:24Speaker 2: It's pretty great, m h.
- 12:27Speaker 1: That and the fact that it's really just artificial intelligence
- 12:30Speaker 1: from the future is the only one that has the
- 12:32Speaker 1: entire combination in its possession. What else, Well, let's see,
- 12:37Speaker 1: the vault itself is actually inside a building. So you
- 12:41Speaker 1: remember in our Alcatraz episode where the cell blocks were
- 12:44Speaker 1: buildings inside of the larger prison building. Yeah, that's exactly
- 12:49Speaker 1: the same thing, and not coincidentally, they were built around
- 12:51Speaker 1: the same time, so I think there was that kind
- 12:55Speaker 1: of you know, impenetrable building within an impenetrable building in
- 12:59Speaker 1: the zone geist kind of thing going on. And the
- 13:03Speaker 1: only way, the only place the vault and that building
- 13:05Speaker 1: are connected is on the floor. But don't even think
- 13:08Speaker 1: of coming up from under the floor, because the flooring
- 13:12Speaker 1: is two feet thick of granite, which you are not
- 13:15Speaker 1: going to get through even if you successfully dug under.
- 13:18Speaker 1: And I'll just go ahead and tell you why you
- 13:21Speaker 1: would not be able to successfully dig under the building
- 13:23Speaker 1: from the outside. Is because you have barrier after barrier
- 13:26Speaker 1: after fence after razor wire separating you from the building.
- 13:30Speaker 1: There's a huge blank field around the building, so it's
- 13:34Speaker 1: not very easy to kind of walk up to it.
- 13:37Speaker 1: And they apparently have said that the field around the
- 13:42Speaker 1: building is a minefield, which means that they apparently studied
- 13:46Speaker 1: cartoons to design Fort Knox, which I love.
- 13:51Speaker 2: They're like, what would wile E Coyota do?
- 13:54Speaker 1: Exactly?
- 13:56Speaker 2: Yeah, it is, I mean it's it's definitely worth googling
- 13:59Speaker 2: a like an aerial image of this building. It's pretty interesting.
- 14:03Speaker 2: I mean it does. It sits out in the middle
- 14:06Speaker 2: of nothing in this big flat area, and there's like
- 14:10Speaker 2: a circular driveway around it. And you know, it's made
- 14:15Speaker 2: of what you think it's made of, which is granite
- 14:17Speaker 2: and concrete and steel. They said that the walls are
- 14:22Speaker 2: also two feet in thickness, and inside those walls are
- 14:26Speaker 2: fabricated steel coils that are so closely smushed together that
- 14:30Speaker 2: they say a human hand can't even get between them. Right,
- 14:35Speaker 2: So you need a baby or a child.
- 14:37Speaker 1: You need a baby in so you got to bring
- 14:40Speaker 1: a baby. You have to bring diapers and food to
- 14:43Speaker 1: last the maybe four days until the time Locke comes.
- 14:45Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 14:46Speaker 1: Of course, don't forget a gun to hold people off with. Yeah,
- 14:49Speaker 1: and probably some people you don't like to send through
- 14:51Speaker 1: the minefield the clear path for you.
- 14:53Speaker 2: Yeah, and you got to get one of those diaper
- 14:55Speaker 2: genies to put the diaper in, otherwise it's smell in there.
- 14:58Speaker 1: Oh man, it would smell so bad in that little building.
- 15:01Speaker 2: Here's another cool thing. Well, the whole building isn't huge.
- 15:05Speaker 2: I mean it's it's not small. It's ten thousand square feet,
- 15:08Speaker 2: but it's not I don't know. You think of Fort
- 15:10Speaker 2: Knox and you think of something the size of like
- 15:14Speaker 2: a maximum security prisoner or something like that. It's not huge.
- 15:19Speaker 2: But the building inside the building, so the vault inside
- 15:24Speaker 2: has an eighteen inch space clear on every side, and
- 15:27Speaker 2: they have all these mirrors everywhere. And of course now
- 15:30Speaker 2: they have real cameras. I guess this was from the
- 15:34Speaker 2: popular mechanics pre camera. You just use mirrors to make
- 15:38Speaker 2: sure that you could see every square inch of this thing. Yeah.
- 15:41Speaker 1: So if you did somehow manage to get inside the vault,
- 15:44Speaker 1: the people who whose job it is is to watch
- 15:47Speaker 1: the vault would see you immediately, and they ostal service
- 15:50Speaker 1: workers yeah. Yeah, they would just start, you know, lobbing
- 15:55Speaker 1: dead letter off as packages at you until you got
- 15:58Speaker 1: annoyed and left.
- 16:00Speaker 2: And of course there's heavy artillery. There are four corner
- 16:04Speaker 2: machine gun turrets essentially on the outer building, just looking down.
- 16:10Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, I was confused. Is that on the
- 16:12Speaker 1: outer building or is that part of the vault?
- 16:15Speaker 2: I think that's outside?
- 16:17Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know. I couldn't quite tell, and I
- 16:21Speaker 1: didn't see it outside. Did you see him outside?
- 16:23Speaker 2: Well, I mean I saw I mean I didn't see
- 16:25Speaker 2: any really close ups. Everything was kind of an aerial
- 16:29Speaker 2: and I did see what looked like corner turrets, but
- 16:31Speaker 2: maybe they are inside. Okay, I don't know if i'd
- 16:34Speaker 2: be shooting up machine guns inside of granite room.
- 16:38Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually probably a pretty bad idea.
- 16:40Speaker 2: I mean, I've seen Wiley Cody too. Those bullets bounce.
- 16:43Speaker 1: All over the re place. That's right. So you've also
- 16:46Speaker 1: got a door to contend with. So so far you've
- 16:49Speaker 1: got two feet thick everything to get through, which means
- 16:53Speaker 1: that your best bet is to go through the door
- 16:55Speaker 1: because rather than twenty four inches, it's only twenty one
- 16:58Speaker 1: inches thick. But you should probably be dissuaded by the
- 17:01Speaker 1: fact that it's blast, drill and torch proof, said the
- 17:06Speaker 1: US MINT director from back in twenty sixteen, Philip Deal.
- 17:10Speaker 2: Yeah, and again this is all under the banner of
- 17:12Speaker 2: don't even think about it, buddy. Right between the there's
- 17:17Speaker 2: a corridor that encircles the vault and then the outer
- 17:20Speaker 2: wall of the building. They do have some offices. I
- 17:23Speaker 2: guess that's where Dottie the secretary has been since nineteen
- 17:25Speaker 2: fifty something, answering.
- 17:28Speaker 1: For Danny or Danny.
- 17:29Speaker 2: That's true. I don't think they gave jobs like that
- 17:32Speaker 2: to Danny in the nineteen fifties.
- 17:34Speaker 1: Okay, maybe not in the fifties. That's fine. But I
- 17:36Speaker 1: got called out for letting that stooge's comment pass, and
- 17:38Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not going on the grill again
- 17:41Speaker 1: for you, pal.
- 17:41Speaker 2: What the ladies don't like the Three Stages?
- 17:44Speaker 1: We got not one, not two, but thrice emails about that,
- 17:49Speaker 1: and most of them were not happy.
- 17:51Speaker 2: Well, actually two of the three were very fun about
- 17:55Speaker 2: it and said that they love the three stooges.
- 17:56Speaker 1: But yes, but they weren't happy.
- 17:58Speaker 2: One I couldn't tell, and I wrote her back and
- 18:00Speaker 2: it was like I can't tell if you're really mad. Well,
- 18:03Speaker 2: and I said, but I said, I was just, uh,
- 18:07Speaker 2: if you google women don't like three stooges, it's a
- 18:10Speaker 2: it's a trope. I mean, it's a familiar trope. I
- 18:12Speaker 2: wasn't like inventing some sexist thing. I was just kind
- 18:16Speaker 2: of funning around with it.
- 18:18Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like everybody not liking Detroit or Kentucky like google.
- 18:22Speaker 2: That, right, or google women don't like Rush the band.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, let's just let's bail out of this
- 18:29Speaker 1: while we still have our limb.
- 18:31Speaker 2: No, people can likely like. But trust me, I've been
- 18:33Speaker 2: to a Rush concert and there was there's a lot
- 18:35Speaker 2: of masculinity in that room.
- 18:38Speaker 1: What year was that, because I'll bet I was at
- 18:40Speaker 1: the same concert depending I went to.
- 18:44Speaker 2: It must have been eighty eight or eighty nine.
- 18:46Speaker 1: Oh no, I wasn't not that one.
- 18:48Speaker 2: Okay, yeah you were.
- 18:49Speaker 1: This would have been maybe like ninety two, ninety three.
- 18:54Speaker 2: We just missed each other.
- 18:56Speaker 1: Yeah, just by a few years. Had I just hung
- 18:57Speaker 1: out at the Omni for three or four more years
- 18:59Speaker 1: or had you, we would have passed EACHO.
- 19:02Speaker 2: But you're right, Women like all sorts of things, and
- 19:04Speaker 2: men like all sorts of things.
- 19:06Speaker 1: That's right. And Danny and Dottie can both be secretaries,
- 19:09Speaker 1: that's right. And we don't even call them secretaries anymore, Chuck,
- 19:11Speaker 1: we should just stop podcasting altogether. We have aged out
- 19:16Speaker 1: of it.
- 19:17Speaker 2: So to me, the only way in would be the
- 19:21Speaker 2: escape tunnel.
- 19:23Speaker 1: Yes, which they thought of that. They realized that. They
- 19:27Speaker 1: actually put a tunnel underground that you could use to
- 19:30Speaker 1: get into the depository, the actual vault, which they installed
- 19:36Speaker 1: in case somebody got locked in there, which I'm really
- 19:39Speaker 1: surprised they even installed that or designed that in there.
- 19:43Speaker 1: I would think like, if you have people guarding it
- 19:45Speaker 1: as closely as it's being guarded all the time, that
- 19:48Speaker 1: if you got locked in there, they could let you out.
- 19:51Speaker 1: They just give you food or something through those those
- 19:54Speaker 1: slots that for the four days.
- 19:56Speaker 2: Yeah, or.
- 20:00Speaker 1: That's an even better idea, actually, now that you mentioned it,
- 20:03Speaker 1: but now they didn't do that. They actually put an
- 20:05Speaker 1: escape tunnel in so that you can crawl out. It's
- 20:08Speaker 1: not like a pleasant walk or anything. You crawl like
- 20:11Speaker 1: through this tunnel and then out into the minefield basically,
- 20:14Speaker 1: but the door that you reach that lets you outside
- 20:18Speaker 1: only opens from the inside. It's impossible to open from
- 20:21Speaker 1: the outside, which I take to mean it doesn't have
- 20:24Speaker 1: a doorknob on the outside, and then it's guarded twenty
- 20:28Speaker 1: four to seven by people who are ready to just
- 20:31Speaker 1: shoot you up if you try to approach this door
- 20:33Speaker 1: with your own doorknob that you brought to open it
- 20:36Speaker 1: from the outside.
- 20:37Speaker 2: Right, because you're not going to come in here with
- 20:39Speaker 2: a presumably a freight train to steal all this gold.
- 20:44Speaker 1: Where are you going to put the tracks? You can't
- 20:46Speaker 1: do it?
- 20:47Speaker 2: Are you going to get that gold out of there?
- 20:49Speaker 1: I just love the fact that we're trying to you know,
- 20:52Speaker 1: we're doing a podcast in twenty twenty explaining and dissuading
- 20:56Speaker 1: people from trying to get into Fort Knox. I mean,
- 21:00Speaker 1: it's just so like seventies to me, or thirties or fifties,
- 21:03Speaker 1: you know. I love it.
- 21:04Speaker 2: The other cool thing is is that it can go
- 21:06Speaker 2: off grid, has its own water and power. So if
- 21:11Speaker 2: you you know, in the movie version, of course, once
- 21:14Speaker 2: again I would think you would try and knock it
- 21:16Speaker 2: off the line somehow get those cameras down, but they say, no, no, no,
- 21:20Speaker 2: we have those generators. We can live off grid. There's
- 21:24Speaker 2: a gun range in the basement, So if you want
- 21:26Speaker 2: to brush up on your machine gunning down there, you
- 21:28Speaker 2: can do that.
- 21:29Speaker 1: No, that's kind of like a little line yap to
- 21:33Speaker 1: the whole thing. Like, by the way, these guys are
- 21:35Speaker 1: training with guns downstairs in the basement for fun because
- 21:39Speaker 1: they've got nothing else to do. They're just waiting for
- 21:42Speaker 1: you to come.
- 21:43Speaker 2: Now.
- 21:43Speaker 1: Who is guarding it though, from what I understand their
- 21:46Speaker 1: treasury agents?
- 21:46Speaker 2: Right, yeah.
- 21:47Speaker 1: The army can be called in if needed, because again
- 21:50Speaker 1: it's like right there.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Yeah, the US Mint Police Force. Yeah, which I imagine is
- 21:57Speaker 2: it's probably a pretty cool gig to have.
- 22:00Speaker 1: I don't know where they would have come up, but
- 22:01Speaker 1: I swear we've mentioned that they exist before.
- 22:05Speaker 2: It seems familiar to me. Have we done this all before?
- 22:08Speaker 1: No, we haven't done this one, but we have talked
- 22:10Speaker 1: about money and currency before. Yeah, And I feel like
- 22:14Speaker 1: where that's where we're at. Don't you like that? Maybe
- 22:17Speaker 1: we should talk about the gold itself, because I mean, yes,
- 22:21Speaker 1: it's cool that there's a twenty one inch blast door
- 22:23Speaker 1: and there's a door that only opens from the inside
- 22:27Speaker 1: and the escape tunnel. But I think what everybody's really
- 22:29Speaker 1: fascinated with as much as anything, is the fact that
- 22:31Speaker 1: there is a lot of gold inside of four knox.
- 22:36Speaker 2: Yeah, and this will kind of hit home too. If
- 22:39Speaker 2: you've ever seen movies where you're bringing gold out of
- 22:41Speaker 2: a place in a duffel bag, those gold bars weigh
- 22:45Speaker 2: almost twenty eight pounds apiece, just one, Yeah, just one
- 22:49Speaker 2: of those things. So if you see people throwing them
- 22:52Speaker 2: around in a movie or putting ten of them fifteen
- 22:56Speaker 2: of them in a duffel bag and slinging it over
- 22:58Speaker 2: their shoulder, that is not realistic at all. They're seven
- 23:00Speaker 2: inches long, three and five eighths inches wide, one in
- 23:04Speaker 2: three quarters inches thick, and weigh twenty seven point five pounds.
- 23:07Speaker 1: Each, yeah, or four hundred troy ounces. If you know
- 23:11Speaker 1: what that means. I have no idea, and I think
- 23:14Speaker 1: it's what about ten twelve kilos a piece for those
- 23:19Speaker 1: of you who aren't listening in the US and the
- 23:22Speaker 1: weird thing, I didn't realize this, but as far as
- 23:24Speaker 1: the Treasury is concerned, and to me, this really kind
- 23:27Speaker 1: of goes to demonstrate like how little the actual value
- 23:32Speaker 1: of maintaining this gold horde is that, just for bookkeeping,
- 23:36Speaker 1: they assign like an arbitrary value the statutory value of gold.
- 23:41Speaker 1: It's what it's called at forty two dollars and forty
- 23:44Speaker 1: four cents an ounce, so that they can keep track
- 23:47Speaker 1: using that dollar amount of how much gold is in
- 23:51Speaker 1: Fort Knox, rather than you know, tracking it as it
- 23:54Speaker 1: as it relates to like the international gold market.
- 23:58Speaker 2: Yeah, and so I did the math this time.
- 24:00Speaker 1: I did two. Let's see if we came up with
- 24:02Speaker 1: the same figures.
- 24:03Speaker 2: So the supposedly there are forty six hundred metric tons
- 24:05Speaker 2: of gold, which by the way, is about two point
- 24:09Speaker 2: five percent of all the gold ever mined in the
- 24:11Speaker 2: world in human history.
- 24:13Speaker 1: That's pretty impressive.
- 24:14Speaker 2: And if we're just going I want to make sure
- 24:16Speaker 2: we use the same numbers here forty six hundred metric tons.
- 24:19Speaker 2: Can use that forty two point four to four cents
- 24:24Speaker 2: per ounce.
- 24:25Speaker 1: Okay, I did it differently, But let's see if we
- 24:26Speaker 1: came up with the same figure.
- 24:28Speaker 2: Well, what value did you use?
- 24:30Speaker 1: Like, no, you go first, mister, you're wrong guy.
- 24:35Speaker 2: So using the statutory value of gold that the US
- 24:38Speaker 2: is set, I came up with six point eight billion
- 24:41Speaker 2: dollars worth of gold.
- 24:43Speaker 1: Close for mine. Close for mine. I used a different method,
- 24:47Speaker 1: and this is one of the great joys of math?
- 24:49Speaker 1: Is there a different approaches to the same proble?
- 24:51Speaker 2: What did you do?
- 24:52Speaker 1: I took that forty six hundred metric tons of gold
- 24:56Speaker 1: and divided it by pounds twenty seven point five pounds,
- 25:01Speaker 1: so I came up with the number of individual bars.
- 25:05Speaker 1: Then I multiplied that number of individual bars, which is
- 25:08Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty eight thousand and seven hundred and
- 25:10Speaker 1: seventy three bars. Uh huh, by that sixteen thousand, eight
- 25:15Speaker 1: hundred and eighty eight dollars per bar. Okay, I came
- 25:18Speaker 1: up with in the neighborhood of six point twenty five
- 25:20Speaker 1: six billion dollars worth of gold.
- 25:23Speaker 2: Well, first of all, there's a psychologist that's listening to
- 25:27Speaker 2: this that is really yeah, looking at what that means
- 25:30Speaker 2: for both of our personalities.
- 25:32Speaker 1: For sure, it's gotta say a lot.
- 25:34Speaker 2: You know, did you use Are you sure you used
- 25:36Speaker 2: metric tons and not just tons?
- 25:39Speaker 1: Yeah? I did a pound to metric ton conversion. You
- 25:43Speaker 1: know how you can go on the internet and just
- 25:45Speaker 1: say pound metric ton and like it brings up a
- 25:47Speaker 1: little conversion thing for you.
- 25:49Speaker 2: Yeah, I was. I was just making sure because at
- 25:51Speaker 2: first I didn't do metric ton, and that was different
- 25:54Speaker 2: and did a short ton that is a short ton,
- 25:56Speaker 2: and that came to about six closer to your number.
- 26:00Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, no, I and I actually rounded a
- 26:02Speaker 1: little bit because I was like, E, what the heck
- 26:04Speaker 1: is that when the total came up, So I went
- 26:08Speaker 1: back and redid it. And I didn't feel like plugging
- 26:10Speaker 1: in all the same numbers that I rounded it.
- 26:12Speaker 2: What I wonder what I did was I just took
- 26:16Speaker 2: how many ounces or in forty six in a metric ton,
- 26:20Speaker 2: multiplied that by forty six hundred, and then multiplied that
- 26:23Speaker 2: by forty two forty four.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Well, I proposed that move along because I just suddenly rose.
- 26:29Speaker 1: There's probably people who's like their fingertips are dug under
- 26:32Speaker 1: their eyeballs. They're so they're in such agony hearing us
- 26:36Speaker 1: discuss math like this.
- 26:38Speaker 2: Well, what's what's important is that the FED in New
- 26:41Speaker 2: York actually has more gold in their Manhattan vault, which
- 26:44Speaker 2: was in a movie six thousand tons of Gold. That
- 26:48Speaker 2: would have been die Harder, Die Hard three. I believe
- 26:52Speaker 2: it may die another day. I don't know, but it
- 26:54Speaker 2: was a good one. That was the one with Sam Jackson.
- 26:57Speaker 1: Yeah, that was pretty good. And by the way, I
- 27:00Speaker 1: need to say something. I realized that. I said, Event
- 27:03Speaker 1: Horizon is a good movie and holds up. I went
- 27:07Speaker 1: back and saw it again again, huh, and I was like,
- 27:10Speaker 1: this is way jokier than I remember from last time.
- 27:13Speaker 1: Oh really, Yeah, And sadly there's a there's a sheen
- 27:17Speaker 1: or a coating of hokiness that I guess maybe they
- 27:21Speaker 1: brought in somebody to punch up the script or something
- 27:23Speaker 1: and that was their contribution.
- 27:25Speaker 2: But it's not so it doesn't hold up anymore.
- 27:27Speaker 1: No, and it's a great galactic, love crafty and horror
- 27:32Speaker 1: movie in concept and in some parts, but no, it's
- 27:36Speaker 1: unfortunately rather hokey. I'm a little gutted to say that.
- 27:40Speaker 1: As our British friends would say.
- 27:41Speaker 2: Maybe you should watch it again in like three years
- 27:43Speaker 2: and it might be back on track.
- 27:45Speaker 1: Were you, well, maybe, you know, maybe it's me that's
- 27:47Speaker 1: the problem.
- 27:49Speaker 2: Well, you know, taste waxes and wains.
- 27:51Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. It's true.
- 27:54Speaker 2: There's another there's some other stuff in Fort Knox, and
- 27:56Speaker 2: there has been other stuff through history in Fort Knox,
- 27:59Speaker 2: because it's just it's a great place to keep stuff
- 28:01Speaker 2: if you don't want to lose it or have it stolen.
- 28:04Speaker 2: They have some rare coins in there. These are coins
- 28:07Speaker 2: that were not released to the public. They may have
- 28:10Speaker 2: been promotional coins or test pressings, and so there's some
- 28:14Speaker 2: of that stuff, including the Chicago Way dollars coins that
- 28:19Speaker 2: flew in the Space shuttle. Is that funny?
- 28:22Speaker 1: Yeah, that's sokka juweah.
- 28:24Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like the American bastardization. It's Chicago Way.
- 28:29Speaker 1: Oh well, maybe we should keep this in, Okay, because
- 28:33Speaker 1: I've never heard anybody say that. I really thought you'd
- 28:36Speaker 1: just mised pronounced it. Other people say it like that.
- 28:39Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it's one of those things where like
- 28:41Speaker 2: the native pronunciation is Chicagoway and Americans were like saka Jowellah.
- 28:46Speaker 1: No, oh my god, I've got so much egg on
- 28:49Speaker 1: my face. Maybe we won't keep this part in. You
- 28:51Speaker 1: have to say it you said it wrong, though, you
- 28:53Speaker 1: have to be like that's wrong, that's wrong. Okay, thank you.
- 28:58Speaker 1: So it is Chicagoway. Huh? Is it icagaweya?
- 29:01Speaker 2: I think it's just Chicagaway. And I only learn that
- 29:04Speaker 2: from Ken Burns.
- 29:06Speaker 1: God bless Kim America's teacher cut and you man, thank
- 29:10Speaker 1: you for setting me straight in front of a million people.
- 29:13Speaker 2: Let me see here at nineteen thirty three gold double
- 29:17Speaker 2: eagle twenty dollars coin. That's kind of cool.
- 29:20Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure there's an aluminum dime, no penny, an aluminum
- 29:23Speaker 1: penny from nineteen seventy four.
- 29:25Speaker 2: Which I'd love to see that thing.
- 29:27Speaker 1: I would too, but it just strikes me as a
- 29:28Speaker 1: little sad. Sure there've also been because Fort Knox is
- 29:34Speaker 1: just so well known as this impregnable place, and it
- 29:36Speaker 1: really is, you know, legitimately, you cannot get into it
- 29:40Speaker 1: no matter how hard you try. It's actually served as
- 29:43Speaker 1: the site the storehouse for some like truly valuable stuff
- 29:47Speaker 1: like the Declaration of Independence, the Bill of Rights, the
- 29:51Speaker 1: Gettysburg Address, a Gutenberg Bible, the Magnet cart. Actually during
- 29:57Speaker 1: World War Two, England's like, hey, can you hang on
- 29:59Speaker 1: to this four because the Germans are really like up
- 30:01Speaker 1: our butts right now? That's kind of cool, yeah, they
- 30:04Speaker 1: So we held that at Fort Knox during World War Two,
- 30:08Speaker 1: which is I mean, that's just fascinating to the idea
- 30:11Speaker 1: that some apparently some secret service agent traveled secretly with
- 30:17Speaker 1: a bunch of these documents from Washington, d C. And
- 30:20Speaker 1: put them on a train out to Kentucky to go
- 30:22Speaker 1: to be held in Fort Knox during World War Two.
- 30:25Speaker 2: I love it. That's really cool. And that was temporary.
- 30:28Speaker 2: I think. Didn't they return them right afterward?
- 30:30Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure. Apparently they dedicated the Jefferson Memorial
- 30:33Speaker 1: in nineteen forty three and they're like, we need to
- 30:35Speaker 1: get the Declaration of Independence out there.
- 30:38Speaker 2: And they found out that the guards were using it
- 30:41Speaker 2: as a place mat to eat their dehydrated foods.
- 30:44Speaker 1: You know, they'd swapped it with something that they only
- 30:48Speaker 1: used cryon to forge, kept the original themselves.
- 30:52Speaker 2: So should we break now before conspiracies or weight and
- 30:55Speaker 2: break before gold standard?
- 30:57Speaker 1: We'll break now. And I'm not one hundred percent sure
- 30:59Speaker 1: I'm going to be able to come back from that
- 31:00Speaker 1: Chicago Way thing, Okay. So it might just be you
- 31:03Speaker 1: and we come back from brain No never, okay, Chuck.
- 31:36Speaker 1: So one of the things, one of the favorite things
- 31:38Speaker 1: Americans love to do is to suggest, quite seriously in
- 31:42Speaker 1: a lot of cases that there is no such thing
- 31:45Speaker 1: as a gold in Fort Knox, and that there hasn't
- 31:49Speaker 1: been golden there for a very long time. And if
- 31:51Speaker 1: you went there and you saw gold, well you're a fool.
- 31:53Speaker 1: Because the best thing. The best possible scenario is that
- 31:56Speaker 1: you saw something like tungsten that was spray painted or
- 32:01Speaker 1: plated in gold, and that the golden Fort Knox is
- 32:03Speaker 1: not there and hasn't been there for a very long time,
- 32:06Speaker 1: and not only that it was sold for the most nefarious,
- 32:10Speaker 1: outrageous purposes we can possibly come up with.
- 32:14Speaker 2: Yeah, so they audit Fort Knox and they count the
- 32:18Speaker 2: gold allegedly supposedly, Dottie and Danny get in there with
- 32:23Speaker 2: their adding machine and they type everything out. And I
- 32:28Speaker 2: love how Ed put this. He said that all the
- 32:30Speaker 2: conspiracy theories rely on quote, some fundamental misunderstanding of how
- 32:35Speaker 2: currency works, how the gold standard worked, or just outright nonsense.
- 32:39Speaker 2: But it's kind of true.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it totally is, because there's this call for
- 32:44Speaker 1: which we'll talk about the gold to be used again
- 32:47Speaker 1: the way originally was, which is the back our currency.
- 32:51Speaker 1: If that's the if that's really the basis of your
- 32:54Speaker 1: problem with the idea that the gold was secretly sold
- 32:56Speaker 1: off in Fort Knox, then then yeah, you misunderstand and
- 33:00Speaker 1: how currency works or how economies work, and you probably
- 33:03Speaker 1: don't fully understand how the gold standard was not really
- 33:06Speaker 1: great and that America actually blew up, and the whole
- 33:10Speaker 1: world blew up after we switched off of the gold standard.
- 33:13Speaker 1: That's how the global economy really started to take off,
- 33:16Speaker 1: was when we decoupled our currency from being pinned to gold.
- 33:20Speaker 1: So that's another It seems to be another factor in
- 33:24Speaker 1: kind of banding about conspiracy theories about Fort Knox gold too.
- 33:28Speaker 2: Yeah, and a lot of these conspiracy theories are anti Semitic. Yeah,
- 33:32Speaker 2: there are, believe it or not. There are some really
- 33:34Speaker 2: smart people who think who may or may not believe
- 33:38Speaker 2: in some of these theories, and some that believe we
- 33:41Speaker 2: should go back to the gold standard, including Alan Greenspan,
- 33:46Speaker 2: a woman named Judy Shelton who Trump tried to push
- 33:49Speaker 2: for appointment to the FED to the Federal Reserve. And
- 33:53Speaker 2: I'm not sure if she believes in the conspiracy theories
- 33:56Speaker 2: or she just wants to go back to the gold standard.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not. I mean, it's not hand in hand.
- 34:00Speaker 1: It's just if you do think we should go back
- 34:02Speaker 1: to the gold standard, it's basically impossible for your attention
- 34:06Speaker 1: not to fall on Fort Knox. And then you may
- 34:08Speaker 1: be like, well, is there even gold there?
- 34:11Speaker 2: Yeah? True, But there are some truly wackado things out there.
- 34:15Speaker 2: This Peter Better guy.
- 34:18Speaker 1: Oh is that how you're saying his name?
- 34:20Speaker 2: What is it better? Better?
- 34:22Speaker 1: If his name's not Peter Beeter, then I'm sad.
- 34:26Speaker 2: I am too. Peter Beeter, the et e r. That's
- 34:30Speaker 2: what I'm going to call him, at least.
- 34:31Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Peter with a bee. Yeah, but his
- 34:34Speaker 1: first name's Peter. It's magnificent, it's perfect.
- 34:37Speaker 2: So he has thrown a lot of conspiracies out there
- 34:41Speaker 2: since the seventies, including a popular one that we sold
- 34:45Speaker 2: off all the gold to these global elites for next
- 34:49Speaker 2: to nothing so they could hoard that gold and then
- 34:53Speaker 2: one day just destabilize the economy of the world and
- 34:57Speaker 2: you know, ascend to power basically.
- 35:00Speaker 1: Yeah, because they would have all the money and they
- 35:04Speaker 1: sunk the value of the money so they could buy
- 35:06Speaker 1: everything else at rock bottom prices like they bought the gold.
- 35:09Speaker 1: Apparently this involves the Rothschilds, which automatically makes the whole
- 35:13Speaker 1: thing anti Semitic, because the roth Childs started out and
- 35:16Speaker 1: you know, are still around as far as I know,
- 35:19Speaker 1: as a Jewish banking family many many centuries ago and
- 35:24Speaker 1: rose to power and wealth pretty quickly, and actually had
- 35:27Speaker 1: a huge role in a lot of world affairs, like
- 35:31Speaker 1: were able to bail out entire nations like France after
- 35:35Speaker 1: they went into debt over war, like this family could
- 35:38Speaker 1: do that, and it started a lot of conspiracy theories.
- 35:41Speaker 1: So they're kind of like one of the og conspiracy theories.
- 35:45Speaker 1: And usually it was based on a combination or it
- 35:49Speaker 1: was based on suspiciousness of a combination of them being
- 35:51Speaker 1: Jewish and them being extraordinarily wealthy.
- 35:55Speaker 2: Yeah, there's this other guy. Is his name is Yan
- 36:00Speaker 2: even Huis. I'm sure that's wrong. He had an alias
- 36:04Speaker 2: named kus Janssen Koos And I listened to and read
- 36:09Speaker 2: some interviews with this guy and he did you check
- 36:13Speaker 2: into him? He seems he seems like a pretty level
- 36:16Speaker 2: headed economist, right that just seems to think that these
- 36:20Speaker 2: audits aren't correct and there is something kinky going on.
- 36:24Speaker 2: He didn't seem really out there though.
- 36:27Speaker 1: No, but it seems like a case of paying too
- 36:30Speaker 1: much attention to details and starting to see things that
- 36:34Speaker 1: aren't necessarily there. Or if you do turn up a discrepancy,
- 36:38Speaker 1: assuming that it does reveal some larger plot rather than
- 36:41Speaker 1: just being a mistake or an accounting error or somebody
- 36:44Speaker 1: forgot to carry the one. That's my impression. I could
- 36:47Speaker 1: be wrong. I don't know much about kus Jansen.
- 36:49Speaker 2: Yeah, but the interview just seemed very level headed. He
- 36:53Speaker 2: wasn't talking about robotoids, which is what Peter Peter talks about, right,
- 37:00Speaker 2: literally talks about stuff like that.
- 37:03Speaker 1: Well, that's what makes it believable is the OIDs on
- 37:06Speaker 1: the end. If there were just robots, it would just
- 37:07Speaker 1: seem rather far fetch.
- 37:09Speaker 2: What about Ron Paul, His is a little out there.
- 37:11Speaker 2: He thinks it's all fake, right.
- 37:13Speaker 1: So Ron Paul. I can't tell if Ron Paul is
- 37:16Speaker 1: the source of a lot of this or was an
- 37:18Speaker 1: amplifier for a lot of it, But he's tapped into
- 37:22Speaker 1: or is part of one of the larger kind of
- 37:27Speaker 1: followings of conspiracy theories as far as Fort Knox is concerned,
- 37:31Speaker 1: which is that either like I was saying earlier, there's
- 37:34Speaker 1: either no gold there really, or the goal that is
- 37:37Speaker 1: there is fake and the real gold has been sold,
- 37:40Speaker 1: and that the US has been doing this for a
- 37:43Speaker 1: very long time for all sorts of uncertain reasons like that,
- 37:49Speaker 1: and that usually these days that China's been the big
- 37:52Speaker 1: recipient of cheap gold, and maybe we've been doing that
- 37:54Speaker 1: because if we sell China a bunch of cheap gold,
- 37:57Speaker 1: it will actually keep the dollar low and we'll strengthen
- 38:00Speaker 1: our exports. I'm not quite sure how that works. There
- 38:05Speaker 1: also seems to be a certain amount of like national
- 38:08Speaker 1: pride associated with it, where like, no, that's our goal,
- 38:11Speaker 1: that's the people's goal. That can't be sold off secretly
- 38:14Speaker 1: by the government. And here's to me where it's like,
- 38:18Speaker 1: even if there isn't any gold in Fort Knox at
- 38:21Speaker 1: some point in the not too distant past, but the past,
- 38:25Speaker 1: for sure, we've gone so far beyond that having any
- 38:30Speaker 1: importance whatsoever. Yeah, based on the dollar value of the
- 38:33Speaker 1: golden Fort Knox that it legitimately doesn't matter. But that's
- 38:38Speaker 1: why I think some people are like, no, it does matter.
- 38:40Speaker 1: That is our goal, that's America's goal. I've seen it
- 38:43Speaker 1: referred to I think Ed said somebody referred to it
- 38:45Speaker 1: as the equity of our national wealth. And there seems
- 38:48Speaker 1: to be like a certain amount of like American pride
- 38:51Speaker 1: or patriotism in being really mad about the idea that
- 38:55Speaker 1: Fort Knox doesn't have any gold anymore, that the American
- 38:58Speaker 1: people were duped by you know, whatever elites are running
- 39:02Speaker 1: the show at the behest of whatever. Jewish people are
- 39:05Speaker 1: running the elites.
- 39:06Speaker 2: Right, because here's the deal, and this is where we
- 39:09Speaker 2: kind of get in more to the of the gold standard,
- 39:12Speaker 2: and we talked about this in currency and how both
- 39:14Speaker 2: of us are kind of consistently blown away that money,
- 39:19Speaker 2: all money is is just something that everyone is agreed
- 39:21Speaker 2: on has value. Yeah, and that's what we've been doing forever.
- 39:25Speaker 2: But yeah, since there has been little ingots and trinkets, Yes,
- 39:30Speaker 2: as long as you agree, I mean, it could be
- 39:32Speaker 2: a well, it could be a stick. It has to
- 39:34Speaker 2: be something that you can't just go out and forage,
- 39:37Speaker 2: although you can with gold, which is a problem you can.
- 39:39Speaker 1: I mean, like think about wampum that was extensively used
- 39:43Speaker 1: and I believe the Pacific Northwest by more than one
- 39:46Speaker 1: tribe and nation. Wampam was They were like little little
- 39:50Speaker 1: seashells that you could go and collect if you wanted to,
- 39:53Speaker 1: and they were considered valuable currency and were for a
- 39:56Speaker 1: very long time too. So it could conceivably be a
- 39:59Speaker 1: stick as far as you may he's.
- 40:00Speaker 2: Concerned, right, But in our case, and in the case
- 40:03Speaker 2: of paper money these days, it is we've had to
- 40:06Speaker 2: make it incredibly hard to recreate and counterfeit. You can
- 40:10Speaker 2: also listen to our counterfeiting episode. But what really struck
- 40:13Speaker 2: me kind of with that thought experiment this time is
- 40:17Speaker 2: that gold really doesn't have much value either as a commodity.
- 40:21Speaker 2: It's it's nice for making pretty trinkets, but and they
- 40:26Speaker 2: use it in some electronics and stuff like that. But
- 40:28Speaker 2: we've also just sort of agreed that gold is valuable,
- 40:31Speaker 2: and the only thing that really has true value is food, air,
- 40:36Speaker 2: and water, if you think about it, and love, and
- 40:41Speaker 2: the irony is is that we're doing our best to
- 40:44Speaker 2: kill all that stuff away, you know, the stuff that
- 40:47Speaker 2: really matters.
- 40:48Speaker 1: Man, Bravo, Bravo. I want to give you a hand
- 40:52Speaker 1: to help you down from your soapbox, and I'm going
- 40:54Speaker 1: to put a king robe around you. Okay, okay?
- 40:57Speaker 2: Is it?
- 40:58Speaker 1: It's gold flecked and it's got like the little white
- 41:01Speaker 1: leopard like.
- 41:02Speaker 2: Yeah caller, yeah, yeah, whatever that is.
- 41:05Speaker 1: You look great in it. That was wonderful.
- 41:07Speaker 2: No, it's just it's just so funny. These things that
- 41:09Speaker 2: we've agreed have value really don't. And the things that
- 41:12Speaker 2: really truly have value are really just the things that
- 41:15Speaker 2: keep people alive.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Right, right, But even like taking that hippie stuff out
- 41:19Speaker 1: of the equation, there was a time where people said, no, gold,
- 41:24Speaker 1: gold actually is valuable. People have value gold for eons now,
- 41:28Speaker 1: like it's one of the first things humans agreed had
- 41:30Speaker 1: inherent value, even though it doesn't really have inherent value
- 41:34Speaker 1: because it was yeah, and so it made sense that
- 41:37Speaker 1: we we would say, Okay, gold's really hard to lug around,
- 41:42Speaker 1: and like it's you just you don't want to actually
- 41:45Speaker 1: trade gold. How about we make paper that represents a
- 41:49Speaker 1: certain amount of gold. And so that's kind of where
- 41:52Speaker 1: we got paper currency in the world, and that's what
- 41:54Speaker 1: we've been using for a very long time. But over time,
- 41:58Speaker 1: the problems, the issue that can arise from pinning your
- 42:02Speaker 1: currency to gold, they became apparent. For one, you're you're
- 42:08Speaker 1: limited to the amount of gold that exists in the world,
- 42:10Speaker 1: which is substantial. I mean, all the golden Fort Knox
- 42:13Speaker 1: is only two and a half percent of all the
- 42:16Speaker 1: gold that was ever mined. So there's a lot of
- 42:18Speaker 1: gold in the world, but that's a finite amount, which
- 42:20Speaker 1: is why some people are like, yeah, that's why we
- 42:23Speaker 1: should pin our currency to gold. It prevents it from
- 42:26Speaker 1: getting out of hand, and you can't just print however
- 42:28Speaker 1: much you want. The problem is, it's like you were saying,
- 42:31Speaker 1: like with a stick, you can go in the forest
- 42:33Speaker 1: and go get a bunch of sticks. Conceivably, you a
- 42:36Speaker 1: private company could go mine a bunch of gold that
- 42:39Speaker 1: you found. You found a horde, and you can mine it,
- 42:44Speaker 1: and that will affect the value of not just gold,
- 42:48Speaker 1: but of entire national economies in the global economy as
- 42:52Speaker 1: a whole, if everybody's pinning their currency to gold.
- 42:55Speaker 2: Yeah. And the thing is it also like, if your
- 42:58Speaker 2: economy is backed only by gold, it's really tough to
- 43:02Speaker 2: make adjustments to the economy as a government, which is
- 43:05Speaker 2: something as things have become more complicated over the years
- 43:08Speaker 2: with finance throughout the world we've relied upon and I
- 43:13Speaker 2: don't eve think we even mentioned that. The reason we
- 43:15Speaker 2: did this to begin with is because when we first
- 43:18Speaker 2: had the idea of paper currency, people are like, I
- 43:21Speaker 2: don't trust that at all, Like coins that people were
- 43:25Speaker 2: kind of used to because they've been using trinkets and
- 43:27Speaker 2: gets and coins for many, many years. But when they
- 43:30Speaker 2: brought out paper dollars, and part of this was understandable
- 43:34Speaker 2: because private banks and I think we talked about this
- 43:36Speaker 2: in currency, and especially in the South pre Civil War South,
- 43:41Speaker 2: there were all kinds of values for their paper currency,
- 43:45Speaker 2: so none of it really meant anything.
- 43:47Speaker 1: Yeah, a bank, a company, a town could print their
- 43:50Speaker 1: own money. There was no federal monopoly on printing money
- 43:54Speaker 1: in the United States until some time after the Civil War,
- 43:57Speaker 1: I think.
- 43:57Speaker 2: So people just said, yeah, we don't like this paper current.
- 44:00Speaker 2: So we came along said all right, well, what if
- 44:02Speaker 2: we back it by gold and in theory all the
- 44:05Speaker 2: money as a real gold value attached to it, and
- 44:08Speaker 2: you can even come trade it in for gold if
- 44:10Speaker 2: you want.
- 44:10Speaker 1: To, right. So that's that's how we went forward for
- 44:14Speaker 1: a very long time, and then kind of slowly but
- 44:16Speaker 1: surely we started to move away from it, particularly starting
- 44:20Speaker 1: in nineteen thirteen where the Federal Reserve was established, which
- 44:26Speaker 1: a lot of people, especially ones who think we should
- 44:28Speaker 1: go to the gold standard and people who think that
- 44:30Speaker 1: we shouldn't have or that there's no golden fort Knox
- 44:33Speaker 1: believe kind of ruined the world when we established the
- 44:38Speaker 1: Federal Reserve, and one of the first steps that said
- 44:42Speaker 1: was like, okay, we need to maintain forty percent of
- 44:46Speaker 1: the value of all of our currency in circulation in
- 44:49Speaker 1: gold as a country, which was a lot different from
- 44:53Speaker 1: one hundred percent. That's a huge amount of money that
- 44:56Speaker 1: can can now be printed, and more money that's out there,
- 45:00Speaker 1: more things can be bought because that money can be
- 45:02Speaker 1: traded for services and goods, and you can employ people
- 45:05Speaker 1: with it, and all of a sudden, your economy can
- 45:07Speaker 1: start getting bigger and bigger and bigger. And that's exactly
- 45:09Speaker 1: what happened. And as that became more and more evident,
- 45:13Speaker 1: we started moving further and further away from from the
- 45:16Speaker 1: gold standard.
- 45:17Speaker 2: Yeah. And like I said earlier, kind of joke that
- 45:20Speaker 2: Roosevelt they allowed him to urinate in person on the
- 45:22Speaker 2: gold He really led the charge in the thirties because
- 45:27Speaker 2: of World War One and the Great Depression, and said,
- 45:30Speaker 2: you know what, we really kind of need to get
- 45:32Speaker 2: away from this gold standard officially, and I'm going to
- 45:34Speaker 2: take a series of actions weakening that link between gold
- 45:40Speaker 2: dollars being backed by gold, and you can't exchange it anymore. Everyone,
- 45:44Speaker 2: so don't even think about that. And not only that,
- 45:48Speaker 2: you can't hoard gold, like we basically want all the
- 45:51Speaker 2: gold and they all want to hang on to it.
- 45:54Speaker 1: Yeah, And so for a very long time. The only
- 45:57Speaker 1: reason people maintain gold, or countries maintained gold, or the
- 46:01Speaker 1: United States maintained gold, was to pay off foreign debts
- 46:06Speaker 1: if need be. And then Nixon said nuts to that
- 46:10Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy one, and from that moment on, the
- 46:13Speaker 1: United States currency and economy was decoupled from gold and
- 46:18Speaker 1: has been ever since. And you again, you can look,
- 46:22Speaker 1: I'm not a wroth child robot oid. I just believe
- 46:26Speaker 1: in progress, basically. And if you go back and look
- 46:29Speaker 1: at the world economy, in the United States economy since
- 46:31Speaker 1: nineteen seventy one, it's made some pretty impressive gains since then,
- 46:35Speaker 1: and that's largely due to decoupling from gold and being
- 46:39Speaker 1: able to print money. Now that said, and this is
- 46:41Speaker 1: an entirely different podcast that I think we need to
- 46:43Speaker 1: do sometime. There are massive problems with paper money, paper
- 46:49Speaker 1: currency what's called fiat currency or a fiat system of currency,
- 46:52Speaker 1: where by fiat by proclamation, we say our currency is
- 46:57Speaker 1: worth this amount, and that's what we do now, which
- 47:00Speaker 1: is totally made up and totally in the air. But
- 47:02Speaker 1: as long as people have faith in the government and
- 47:04Speaker 1: the economy and the workforce, we can survive those ups
- 47:09Speaker 1: and downs through that that that sense of faith not
- 47:13Speaker 1: just among our citizens, but also people around the world understand.
- 47:20Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, let's let's just all keep agreeing. Let's
- 47:22Speaker 2: keep that pinky squear going exactly. So why do we
- 47:26Speaker 2: still have value? Why do we still have Fort Knox?
- 47:29Speaker 2: And if we don't need the gold, well, I mean
- 47:33Speaker 2: they're not just gonna give it away. You still got
- 47:37Speaker 2: to keep it in one in a couple of places, right.
- 47:40Speaker 1: That's I mean, that's one thing I think there is
- 47:42Speaker 1: a certain amount of that national pride to even among
- 47:44Speaker 1: the governments. Yeah, we got we got a bunch of gold,
- 47:46Speaker 1: and it's in Fort Knox, and it's almost like symbolic
- 47:49Speaker 1: of America's wealth and strength. One thing I did see
- 47:52Speaker 1: is there are like lots of other countries have lots
- 47:54Speaker 1: of other gold hords themselves. And although the gold market
- 47:59Speaker 1: is basically separate, it's like its own thing. That's you know,
- 48:03Speaker 1: it responds and reacts to the stock exchanges and other markets,
- 48:09Speaker 1: but it's not it's not you know, entangled with it's
- 48:12Speaker 1: its own thing. So really, if you released a bunch
- 48:15Speaker 1: of gold, you're really going to mess with the gold market.
- 48:17Speaker 1: But it's going to have a ripple effect through the
- 48:19Speaker 1: through the world, in the other markets, in the global economy.
- 48:24Speaker 1: So it would be really foolish to release a bunch
- 48:27Speaker 1: of gold onto the market for the US to sell,
- 48:30Speaker 1: or any country to sell its gold hoards off. It
- 48:32Speaker 1: would be a real big problem that you don't need
- 48:35Speaker 1: to have. It's easier to just keep the gold in
- 48:37Speaker 1: Fort Knox instead, agreed, that's why it's still around.
- 48:42Speaker 2: You're not.
- 48:42Speaker 1: This turned out to be a pretty good aside from
- 48:44Speaker 1: soaka juwiyah and now I'm wondering if I even pronounced
- 48:48Speaker 1: wamp them correctly. Well, how humiliating, chuck.
- 48:52Speaker 2: Wampum was the real thing? You know?
- 48:54Speaker 1: Uh, if you want to know more about Fort Knox
- 48:57Speaker 1: and start looking at pictures of it, you'll you'll see
- 48:59Speaker 1: what we're talking about. And since I said you'll see
- 49:01Speaker 1: what we're talking about, it's time for listener mail.
- 49:06Speaker 2: I'm gonna call this Wetlands follow up from Donna. Hey, guys,
- 49:11Speaker 2: been listening for many years and always enjoy the shows
- 49:13Speaker 2: in the banter. Today, out of my morning walk, I
- 49:16Speaker 2: was listening to Wetlands, Wetlands, Wetlands, and serendipitously came upon
- 49:21Speaker 2: Cattails just as you brought them up. Wow, we love
- 49:25Speaker 2: this stuff, these little coincidences.
- 49:28Speaker 1: She's like, now, I'm listening to the four Knox episode,
- 49:30Speaker 1: so lay.
- 49:31Speaker 2: It on me. I'm tunneling in as we speak. It
- 49:35Speaker 2: was one of those weird coincidence moments that I just
- 49:37Speaker 2: had to record. I walked off the path into the
- 49:39Speaker 2: grasses and took a quick cattail selfie, which I included
- 49:43Speaker 2: in this email. Lovely picture. Growing up in New Jersey
- 49:46Speaker 2: in the eighties, cattails were called punks, and my dad
- 49:50Speaker 2: would take the dried out plants and light them to
- 49:53Speaker 2: keep away mosquitoes. That's what a punk is. Yeah, I've
- 49:56Speaker 2: never heard of that. Have you heard of that? Uh huh,
- 49:59Speaker 2: never heard of that. Back then, it seemed like a
- 50:01Speaker 2: normal thing to do. But having grown up and moved
- 50:03Speaker 2: away from New Jersey, who I have never come across
- 50:07Speaker 2: anyone that ever partakes in this practice anymore. With such
- 50:10Speaker 2: a huge part of my childhood summers, I'd forgotten about
- 50:12Speaker 2: it until now until listening to the episode, and then
- 50:15Speaker 2: I happen to walk upon some in the adjacent marshes
- 50:19Speaker 2: in that moment truly delighted me. Mosquito season is over,
- 50:22Speaker 2: where I live now in DC. But on next summers
- 50:25Speaker 2: to do list is to cut some cat tails from
- 50:27Speaker 2: the Parkland and introduce my two teen sons to that
- 50:31Speaker 2: distinctive punk smell.
- 50:33Speaker 1: That made me against federal law. Now though, oh, really
- 50:37Speaker 1: taking punks from the Parkland, it seems like against the law.
- 50:41Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what, Donna H. Look into that.
- 50:44Speaker 2: We don't want you to get in trouble, that's right,
- 50:47Speaker 2: or to do anything you shouldn't do. But I get
- 50:49Speaker 2: the urge to want to introduce things to your children
- 50:52Speaker 2: that you did back then that weren't necessarily proper.
- 50:56Speaker 1: Yes, but the nanny state will say no and throw
- 50:58Speaker 1: you in jail. Try it, Donna.
- 51:00Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe, I mean where I saw the wetlands recently
- 51:03Speaker 2: where I was hiking here in Arabia Mountain. You can't
- 51:05Speaker 2: beautiful granite outcroppings part of Stone Mountain actually, and you can't.
- 51:10Speaker 2: My daughter wanted to take those rocks.
- 51:11Speaker 1: If you can't take the rocks, you go get thrown
- 51:14Speaker 1: in jail by the nanny state.
- 51:15Speaker 2: You can't do it. You gotta leave those rocks.
- 51:19Speaker 1: What else did Donna say anything else?
- 51:20Speaker 2: No, that's it. That's from Donna H.
- 51:22Speaker 1: That was great, Donna, thank you very much. Be careful
- 51:24Speaker 1: with the cattails. We won't tell if you do, but
- 51:26Speaker 1: we just don't want you to get in trouble. We're
- 51:29Speaker 1: no snitches. If you want to get in touch with us,
- 51:32Speaker 1: like Donna did, we want to hear from you, and
- 51:35Speaker 1: you can send us an email to Stuff podcast at
- 51:38Speaker 1: iHeartRadio dot com.
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