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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 26 - Flu Game · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: in your pocket. I feel like, ass, I'm burning up
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  Speaker 3: over here. You actually got a fever? Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 3: you're going on.
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  Speaker 1: You have to have the same thing I have, because uh,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have any sit outward signs of it. But
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  Speaker 1: like I felt like trash on the inside. Like I
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  Speaker 1: can't I look at you, I can't tell it's not
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  Speaker 1: like your sweating.
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  Speaker 3: Or like, yeah, I didn't feel shitty. So I woke
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  Speaker 3: up yesterday felt fine, went to the gym, came home.
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  Speaker 1: Because sometimes the gym will beat it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes you beat those charges like rock. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 3: I got home felt really shitty all night, but I
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  Speaker 3: was like, maybe I just overdid it at the gym.
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  Speaker 3: And then I woke up this morning, I felt terrible,
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  Speaker 3: and then I like tried to just like forget about it.
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  Speaker 3: Got to work early, and then I was literally falling
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  Speaker 3: asleep at my desk. Yeah, and I just went and
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  Speaker 3: got a COVID test and I tested negative. It was
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  Speaker 3: weird though. It was a weird doctor's appointment. They like
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  Speaker 3: they just uh, they made me get like a strap
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  Speaker 3: test like all this shit. But like usually when you
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  Speaker 3: go in for the COVID test, they just give you
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  Speaker 3: the COVID test and they leave. They were like asking me,
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  Speaker 3: so it was like it felt like a real doctor's appointment.
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  Speaker 3: But once I got the vaccine, I was told I'd
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  Speaker 3: never get sick again. So I don't know for that
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  Speaker 3: exactly what Biden's talking about with his bitch ass with
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  Speaker 3: his vitamin fauci and the fucking world leaders. Yeah, alright, ready,
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  Speaker 3: what is up. Everybody. Welcome back to Son of a
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  Speaker 3: Boy Dad podcast. Today is November first. It is three
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  Speaker 3: twenty seven pm. It is Monday, and it's the first
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  Speaker 3: day of no not November. Shut up. Yeah, are you participating?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, neither of mine. I must nut. Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 1: I have to nut if it, even if it kills me.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of the few joys in life a nut.
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  Speaker 1: I think that some people try to uh abstain from
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  Speaker 1: the nut and uh I don't know why. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: do the corporal the corporal What is the word corporal pleasures?
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  Speaker 1: Corporal pleasures, bodily pleasures?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, wellhy fucking why abstain from the like one thing
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  Speaker 3: your body can do to make you feel good, it's
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  Speaker 3: also bad for you. What jacking your way out of depression?
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  Speaker 3: No like not no, no, no, not no, man is
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  Speaker 3: about to beat depression? Not coming for that long is
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  Speaker 3: bad for you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were saying overcoming.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: I think it both on that for you, right. I
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  Speaker 3: think if you don't come enough you it can lead
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  Speaker 3: to like prostate cancer.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah, it's like holding your farts in can lead
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  Speaker 1: to cancer. Yeah, but likewise, farting the cow's farting is
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  Speaker 1: uh letting off enough methane to.
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  Speaker 3: Rip a hole?
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  Speaker 1: No zone, Really, that's how much cows are farting. Imagine
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  Speaker 1: if Cumming was doing that kind of shit to the
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  Speaker 1: oh zone.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy. I mean it's also they're feeding cows only corn.
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  Speaker 3: Is that what it is? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Are they doing that?
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  Speaker 3: Corn fed? Yeah? Like corn fed cows are like they
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  Speaker 3: they like they get so fat that they can't even
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  Speaker 3: walk damn and they tip over.
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  Speaker 1: I thought corn fed used to be a good thing,
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  Speaker 1: Like a corn fed American boy, Like corn fed meant
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  Speaker 1: that you were like husky and like we're fucking six
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  Speaker 1: foot with blonde hair and we're two hundred and sixty pounds.
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  Speaker 3: No, they also can't, uh, they can't digest it properly.
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  Speaker 3: Cows can't now, so cows can't eat corn. No, they're
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  Speaker 3: supposed to be grass. Really Yeah, so when a cow
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  Speaker 3: is fed corn, they have to open up their stomach
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  Speaker 3: and like push it through the digestive system for them. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: if you spent it's just like cheaper than grass. Did
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  Speaker 3: you used to be a farm hand?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: Did you learn this while you were out on the ranch?
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  Speaker 4: Out?
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  Speaker 3: And I watch a documentary about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's I mean, it is fascinating.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 1: Let the cows graze.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's why they're supposed to have grass because
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  Speaker 3: it and that's why grass fed like meat is better
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  Speaker 3: for you too.
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  Speaker 1: I had a grass fed steak and it or like
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  Speaker 1: a burger or something, and it tastes like ass.
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  Speaker 3: To me because there's not as much fat in it.
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  Speaker 3: I needed that fat. Yeah, bro, you were really you
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  Speaker 3: were paying attention during this doc now, but it's just
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  Speaker 3: like a simple it's like a known fact.
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  Speaker 1: You were locked in, known by me, but now it's
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  Speaker 1: known by everybody that listens.
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  Speaker 3: I know. Now there's a lot of people. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: got a million countless untold numbers, a million per episode
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  Speaker 3: the sway House. Fucking Now, they get around their fucking
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  Speaker 3: their phone whatever son of a dad drops and listen
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  Speaker 3: to it like a fireside chat by fucking ft. He
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  Speaker 3: said he was going to retweet that h link. He didn't.
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  Speaker 3: He just gave it a like, ohike, he did say that.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, let me know, I'll.
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  Speaker 1: Retweet it because he didn't have to say that.
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  Speaker 3: No, he didn't. We didn't work well, Bryce, Yeah, until
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  Speaker 3: he got me sick.
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  Speaker 1: You should have worked for thirty five minutes on that
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  Speaker 1: secret handshake that you'll never wind up using with him.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, just a chest bump and kiss, we'll dip
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  Speaker 1: into each other.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he was He was.
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  Speaker 1: Cool though, he was cool. But you're feeling you're feeling
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  Speaker 1: like shit.
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  Speaker 3: Huh yeah, I'm on sicko mode right now. Damn getting
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  Speaker 3: the I'm sweating a good bit, got a fever.
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  Speaker 1: You are you stinking?
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  Speaker 3: Luckily Old Harry pulled it together.
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  Speaker 1: Smell your arm pitch right now, let it. Let us
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  Speaker 1: know before it came here because you were worried you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna stink. Yeah, I stink when.
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  Speaker 3: I get sick. Yeah, I'm probably if this is going
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  Speaker 3: to be I'm like falling asleep right now. I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to be asleep within within an hour from now. And
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  Speaker 3: we're just gonna put you up to this. It's gonna
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  Speaker 3: be a thirty minute episode.
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  Speaker 1: Sh just do this like a fucking a meditation, like
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  Speaker 1: a pre sleep meditation that people can just put on
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  Speaker 1: and we'll drift you off to sleep, just a peaceful
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  Speaker 1: six sleep where you have hallucinatory dreams.
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  Speaker 3: I had to uh, I had to cancel my show
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  Speaker 3: that I'm supposed to do tonight. Well, I mean, I
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  Speaker 3: didn't cancel the show. There's like nine comedians on the show.
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  Speaker 1: But you canceled it for everybody, but ill guys can
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  Speaker 1: perform tonight.
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  Speaker 3: I felt bad because I was the only one that
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  Speaker 3: promoted it out of all the comics on it, and
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  Speaker 3: then it sold out, so I was like, I feel
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  Speaker 3: like at least half people that are going to see
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  Speaker 3: me so it was free. Luckily it was free, and
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  Speaker 3: also it's a very good lineup, Like there's very funny
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  Speaker 3: comedians on it.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to torture those other comedians when they find
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  Speaker 1: out that you're not there.
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  Speaker 3: I hope not, I said. I posted a story and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not gonna be there tonight, but
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  Speaker 3: still go because it's a free show and it's a
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  Speaker 3: good lineup.
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  Speaker 1: There's gonna be people who didn't see that story who
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  Speaker 1: are gonna be waiting with baited breath throughout the entire show,
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  Speaker 1: and then it's gonna be like, fucking dude.
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  Speaker 3: I was so nervous that we were gonna have to
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  Speaker 3: cancel the Boston shows. I was I was like, just
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  Speaker 3: gonna not get tested for COVID because I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'd rather just like not know, because like, dude, it
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  Speaker 3: would have been a disaster if we had to, Like
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean it would have.
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  Speaker 1: Been does that people have gotten sick before and had
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  Speaker 1: to not go to shows, it wouldn't have been a disaster. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I feel you that it is like, uh sucked.
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  Speaker 1: It is also a thing that you're just like, I
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  Speaker 1: just won't get tested. I'll just never know.
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  Speaker 3: But I do feel sick enough to the point where
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  Speaker 3: I was like I have to get tested, and you
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  Speaker 3: did and I did, and I did not have COVID,
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  Speaker 3: and you don't have COVID. It's just other sick Strap.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think, what the fuck is Strap? Why are
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  Speaker 3: they think? I was like, yeah, I have a little
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  Speaker 3: sore throat and they're like, so we're gonna test you
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  Speaker 3: for Strap. Get this boy to the hospital. And I
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  Speaker 3: was like, people get like I was like, I get
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  Speaker 3: a sort of throat like once a week.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did they know your history?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: They I'm saying like, if they knew your medical history,
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  Speaker 3: if they knew that, you know, it was a city MD.
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  Speaker 1: But everybody's like, oh, this is gonna be sass as
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  Speaker 1: flu game. This this is you know what the flu
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  Speaker 1: game was? Uh No, it was this time this basketball
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  Speaker 1: player Wayne Gretzky was fucking he was so sick and
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  Speaker 1: he was like, I'm gonna wind up playing in this
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  Speaker 1: world Tis game regardless, And he fucking went out and
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  Speaker 1: he scored like three goals.
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  Speaker 3: Or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah, and it's like his flu game or whatever. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and people are always like, oh, flu game, this flu
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  Speaker 1: game that they're called the flu game. But my thought is, like,
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  Speaker 1: what if he was just being a bitch about it,
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  Speaker 1: and like what if everybody else on the team also
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  Speaker 1: had the.
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  Speaker 3: Flu during that game?
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  Speaker 1: They probably did, and he was just the one who
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  Speaker 1: was like, Oh, look at me, I'm so fucking sick. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what if it's what if this episode's my flu game?
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  Speaker 1: What if I'm sicker than you and I'm just being
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  Speaker 1: humble about how sick I am.
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  Speaker 3: There's probably a good chance. I mean, Big Cat and
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  Speaker 3: Brandon are sick too, and Dave, who I got COVID from, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but those are the COVID. They're all in high high
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  Speaker 3: risk groups. Though, what do you mean like they can't
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  Speaker 3: be sick?
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  Speaker 1: They're all elderly and overweight.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, Dave posted that thing too, where he was like,
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  Speaker 3: he was like, can't take sick days when you're the
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  Speaker 3: hardest working person in the world. And then I posted
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  Speaker 3: a thing saying that I can't come in because I'm sick,
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  Speaker 3: and all of Dave's army is replying to me.
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  Speaker 1: They're pissed off at you.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, You're such a fucking pussy. You do not deserve
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  Speaker 3: that position at the stool. Earn it, earn your fucking seat.
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  Speaker 3: You know how closet in the Milton days, they would
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  Speaker 3: have been fucking pissed. They would have been Did you
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: see uh that that leak to clon? That's somebody from barstool?
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  Speaker 3: How real do you think? That was? Probably not real?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, didn't Dave's girlfriend post like Dave's girlfriend like
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  Speaker 3: posted a TikTok with Dave in bed like sick, like
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  Speaker 3: visibly sick, like he was like under the covers Salves did. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: no way, I came up on my for you page. Damn.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm assuming like that could have been just.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, But what if she's selling information to Salon?
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  Speaker 3: Not that wouldn't be surprised.
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  Speaker 1: Just get a little extra money on the side.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, make the money somehow. Yeah, I watched or not.
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  Speaker 3: I watched a show called The Flight Attendant and the
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  Speaker 3: wife was like set her like husband work for like
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  Speaker 3: a some like technology programming company, and she was like
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  Speaker 3: selling her She would like take information off of her
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  Speaker 3: husbandman's laptop and sell it to like the North Korean government.
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  Speaker 3: A flight attendant was doing this. Damn.
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  Speaker 1: She must have been bored. Yeah, this poor woman.
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  Speaker 3: And then her husband found out, and then she ran
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  Speaker 3: away from her family forever and then this that's the
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  Speaker 3: end of the season.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, Why couldn't you Why couldn't she just be like
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  Speaker 1: a regular flight attendant and have an affair with the pilot.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Why couldn't she just be normal and
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: just well one of the other ones was having an
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  Speaker 3: affair with the pilot, see yeah.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: Or maybe that that plot arc was was taken from her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, she was a very minor part of the show.
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  Speaker 3: She was like a side character. The bitch Zone ship
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  Speaker 3: to North Korea was Yeah, that's a side plot. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It was a very action packed show. That does happen.
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  Speaker 1: Actually what network was on?
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  Speaker 3: It was on HBO. Yeah, yeah, I just watched it recently, Dude,
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  Speaker 3: I gotta tap in. It's good. You should watch it.
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  Speaker 3: Flight attendants are like two days. What did you do?
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  Speaker 3: You watch any Halloween movies this weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Breakfast at Tiffany's. Uh have you never seen it?
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  Speaker 6: Nah?
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  Speaker 3: Spooky is fun?
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  Speaker 6: Old, it is old.
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  Speaker 3: It is an old movie. Breakfast at old Fannies. Any
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  Speaker 3: is a fucking a. It's like an old woman's name.
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  Speaker 3: But it's also a British word for a vagina. Oh really,
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was, but so did I until I
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: went over there. No, dude, it's not. It's vagina Annie
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  Speaker 3: bannif a fanny.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, anti banny, faux vagina.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, interesting, you live, you learn, you really do?
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  Speaker 1: Why what Halloween shiit were you watching?
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  Speaker 3: I actually didn't watch any. Yesterday I watched Uh do
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  Speaker 3: you ever watch American Horror Story? Yes? I watched. I
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: started in nineteen eighty four, which was like the slasher
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: like rip off season. Did it spook you? No, not
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  Speaker 3: at all. I actually don't think this season is that good.
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  Speaker 3: But also there was just a big twist around like
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  Speaker 3: episode four, So now I'm kind of a little more
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  Speaker 3: into it. Why because it just wasn't scary, That's why
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: you weren't into it? I like, don't look okay. I
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  Speaker 3: used to be like horrified of horror movies, like I could,
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: I could. I could watch like one horror movie and
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  Speaker 3: it would sit with me for like two months straight.
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  Speaker 3: And now I got I can watch any horror movie
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  Speaker 3: and it doesn't phaze me at all. The only thing
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  Speaker 3: is I just hate pop ups. But like so it
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  Speaker 3: takes me a long time to get through stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: I have to pause it every like ten minutes, take
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  Speaker 3: a breather.
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  Speaker 1: But after the like right now, as a grown adult,
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  Speaker 1: you have to pause a movie because.
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  Speaker 3: Like especially a show like that, like they thrive on
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  Speaker 3: pop ups, and also that season is like supposed to
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  Speaker 3: be like slasher films, like, which is all pop ups.
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  Speaker 1: I've never even heard them called pop.
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  Speaker 3: Ups jump scares.
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  Speaker 1: Are they called pop ups?
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  Speaker 3: I've always called them pop ups, and that's what it is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's just like a pop up ad. That's it's a
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  Speaker 3: pop up. Yeah, it does pop up on you.
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  Speaker 1: But I can't believe that you have to like pause
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  Speaker 1: so you can like calm your heart rate.
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  Speaker 3: Then it's not to calm my heart rate. I'm just
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  Speaker 3: like I know it's coming, and sometimes I'll pause and
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  Speaker 3: I'll like draft do like the dagger along the thing
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  Speaker 3: to see where it comes see where it's coming from. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: how are you getting beaten psychologically by a movie like this?
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  Speaker 1: This movie's dominating you.
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  Speaker 3: Psychological is in a movie. This is a show.
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  Speaker 1: But you're buyinging so hard to this show that it's
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  Speaker 1: like manipulating your emotion.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: No, it doesn't manipulate my emotions at all. It's just
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: what do you mean It doesn't manipulate your motions. It
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: was just like fright sphere is an emotion. It's not
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: manipulating my emotions. Bro, I don't get manipulated.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: Bro, you're getting owned by this show. This show is
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: dog walking you. This show is putting on the dog
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: collar on and fucking you from behind.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I usually like American Horror Story a lot.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: I've seen a couple of seasons, and maybe it's just
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: because I'm cripplingly ill, but this one's just not doing
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: it for me. Do you have a TV on your wall?
• 14:28
  Speaker 6: Nope?
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: Why don't you get one? Actually, I do have a
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: TV on my wall, but you just usually Scott one
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: the other day and it's on the side of my wall.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: So I can't use it in bed. What. Yeah, it's
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: a tiny little TV for playing video games. That's dumb. No,
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: it's not. Definitely, you were definitely one of people that
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: plays video games, and it's probably why you probably suck at
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: video games. You were definitely one of the people that
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: played on like a seventy five inch flat screen. I
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: couldn't even get just a six six minute lag on
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: every single game.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Just because it's so uh yeah, I mean, you play.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Video games on a TV that's like bigger than thirty
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: four inches, you probably suck. Explain the method, Dolge. Sure,
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: it's just the truth. You need a tiny screen, a
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: twenty four inch monitor or anything from like even honestly,
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: thirty four inches is a stretch.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: It's like that's why like kids coming out of the
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: hood are better at like sports. Yeah, it's like they're
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: coming from a more trying environments.
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Also, it's just like if you play on like a
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: big flat screen, it it like there's delays. It sucks.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: And I also think that it's just your that you
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: have to look so far left to right.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're too far away from the screen. You
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: got to be like one inch away from the screen.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: At all times, you do.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: And you got to be playing on a phone screen
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: and iPhone three screen.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the smaller the better. I honestly, I would ideally
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: play on a twelve inch screen, a flip phone screen,
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: that's even a thing. You should just play on an
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: I Twenty four inches is my ideal length of screen.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: I tell you, I go.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: They tried to we talk about Davidson's cock right now?
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Did they tell you that they tried to rip me
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: off at Best Buy when I went to buy this TV?
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: So you have to talk to the manager.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: No.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: I walked in and I was like, hey, do you
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: guys have any monitors? And she was like, no, we don't,
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: but we can order one. And I was like, oh no,
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: I'm finally what about like small TVs? And she was
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: like uh, And then she walks me over to the
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: first TV she sees and it's like forty five inches
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: and she's like, yeah, this is the smallest one we've got.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: And then I was like nah, And I was like,
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: all right, I'm just gonna look around for a bit.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: I took maybe three feet twenty four inch TV right there,
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: like seventy of them. Did she think you were dumb?
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know. And then and then she's still like,
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: you know how they get like a commission if they
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: like sell something to you. She still marked herself up
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: for her selling me the TV for the for the
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: big one, no if I got the small one, and
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: she was like, you're all set, And she was like,
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: all right, I'll get you checked out. And I was like,
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: who helped you out with your order? Yeah?
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I love when they do that at like the van store.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, how are you getting commission on the fucking
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: these forty five dollars pair of sneakers that I'm getting here?
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: No idea?
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: All right, let me write you up. Let me get
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: my third thirty five cents commission off of this.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Do you think that they're cakeing off or is it
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: like a certain number of sales or maybe it's like
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: they have to reach a quota, like cops giving out
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: tickets at the end of the month, or someone gets fired,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: somebody's on the chopping block from best Buy.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: It could be that they could have to reach a quota.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, like, I think the thing is though, like
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: at a minimum wage job where you're getting commissioned, do
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: you think they're probably getting paid under minimum wage and
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: then they get commission on top of that just to
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: get to minimum wage. I don't know, that's what it was.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: That's like how it is if you're like a bus boy.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the bus boys are so disrespected.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, I was a bus boy and it's the worst.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: You just get You just get like mistreated. You would
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: get abused by all the waiters and waitresses.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: By the waitresses and also just by like the system
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: that you're not even you can't even make tips like
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: the waitresses.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: No, no, you get tipped out at the end of
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: the night on some bitches. Yeah, you know what the
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: best job is at at a restaurant, if like you're
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: like young owner owner, a young owner exactly, like a
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: sixteen year old who fucking comes into a ton of
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: money and buys a fucking taco bell. Yeah. Bar backing though,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, bar backing. You get tipped out big time.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: That's what I always used to want to do. But
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I can't lift a keg. I think I could lift.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: A keg backing when I was like twelve years old,
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: could you lift a keg? No, I didn't have to
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: lift a keg. So what did you do for barbacks
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: collected the glasses at the bar and washed them and
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: brought a new glasses. So you're a bus boy, that's
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: like what bar backing is.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Bar Backs lift kegs. Bar backs are man.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: I had we had the times where we would have
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: to go outside to the trucks and grab a bunch
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: of beer and bring it in.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a couple of cases, a lot of cases.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: They wouldn't let you get those kegs though.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: No, they didn't have kegs.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: They wouldn't let you pop the top on a fuck
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: you probably because you have kegs.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Actually, they just wouldn't let you fucking Now, you could
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: probably toss a keg like Magnets von Magnets. Yeah, yeah,
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: like one of the dudes in the.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: World's Strongest Man competitions. That's why you've been jacked just
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: because you've been eating.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't. I'm losing weight now on accident because
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: I'm sick.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: From since this morning.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: You've been I've been thinking. I was sick all weekend.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm I usually have no problem eating,
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: but I was getting that feeling where I was like
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: even like thinking about food or like seeing food was
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: like making me nauseous and I was like, I'm coming
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: down with something because this never happens to me. And
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: then I and then like literally like an hour later,
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: I have the worst sore throat. You know, when you
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: just like feel a sore throat just coming on out
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: of nowhere. Yes, it's the worst feeling. I don't like it.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: But I also heard that when you have a sore throat,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: it's like your body kicking the illness back up towards
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: your throat, and that shows that you're like fighting it,
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: trying to eject it from your body.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Failed that mission, really, yeah, you just swallowed it back down.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I felt so shitty last night and this morning and
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: right now, Oh is that true?
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: No, we I tried to play it cool. I was like, nah,
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: I'm overthinking this, Like I'm definitely not sick, because I
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: was like, so, I was like, oh, I have this
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: stand up show tonight tomorrow night, and I was like,
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: I'm definitely not sick. I was like, I'm definitely just
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: like nervous for this show and I like don't want
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: to do it, blah blah blah. And then you're being
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: that's what I thought I was. I was like, yeah,
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I'm just being a pussy. I'm just I'm a pussy. Yeah.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: So then I woke up this morning early. I was like,
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: I got a all my jokes. I'm gonna like organize
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: all my jokes, do everything. And then I get to
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: the office and I was like, holy shit, like I'm
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: actually sick. And I go to the doctor one on
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: one fever.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Damn Did they do it rectally? A little rectal thermometer.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Stright up the dick hole.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Oh you're burning up?
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your penises literally on fires. I was like, why
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: do I need a catheter from COVID test? Don't worry.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Jeff Bate or doctor Fauci says, this is mandatory.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Now we're gonna feed a fire hose up your dick.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: You see that? Uh? Did you see that?
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: What's his name? Was falling asleep during the Biden's sleeps
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Biden's Biden's Sleepy Joe was falling asleep during like some speech.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Do you see that video? I saw that.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: They I heard that Secret Service has to give him
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: the glasses that make it look like your eyes are
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: open all the time, and they just post him up
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: with those. Now that's awesome by the president had no,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I didn't see that he Uh.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he fell asleep at like some some meeting with
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: a fucking tired old bitch old ass. Yeah, never be me, bro,
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: I'm energetic, I'm youthful. And you never saw a forty
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: five phone sleep? No, never, never, he was on too
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: much adderall. Do you think he really was just chomping adderall?
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: I bet he probably didn't.
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: He taken a European suita fed.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: No, that was before he was president. Uh yeah, that
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: was back when he was on what's that show? The Apprentice?
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Apparently he was just snorting suit of fed. That's awesome. Yeah,
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: there was like some someone from that show came out
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: and said a while ago that he was just like
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: ripping sudafed the entire time, and then like as soon
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: as the show ended, like someone would come and drop
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: off just like a funck tont of coke. Wait he did.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: He was sober. He was like New York sober for
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I only snort suit a fed, not coke.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Except he isn't student head fed like how you make meth.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the European like recipe or ingredients are different.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, you boys are on some European suda fed
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: every time I buy Suita fed. They make you suw
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: your license. I don't even get suit of fed. Well,
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what suit of fed is. It's
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: like a decongestion. Yeah, congest and you can get fried
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: off it. Well if you crush it up and snort it.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: That sounds awesome, though I know I have done it before.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Have you? Oh yeah, me and Trump did it after
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: we were finished filming Apprentice. I forgot you. Yeah, I
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: completely forgot I was young Junior Apprentice like Chopped Junior.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: I need you to make a million dollars in sales today. Also,
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: that could definitely be not true, but I heard it,
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: and I remember hearing it on a podcast. But I
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: bet that so I remember on the podcast them saying
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: that that might not be true. So you're just repackaging.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: You're misinformation. Fuck it, dude, a little fake news, fake
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: news for the crew I missed. Fake news.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I bet that Trump still has incredible amphetamines from the eighties.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like I probably has the power, dude. I
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: I or no, continue because I have something else to say.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: After In baseball clubhouses, they used to have bowls of
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: amphetamines that were called green and you could just like
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: grab them like skittles and like pop them into your mouth,
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Like he probably has a treasure trove of those in yeah,
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: and has access to them at all times, which sounds
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: fantastic and fun. Does sound fantastic? Fantastic and fun?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Don't let me derail your train and thought though.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was just gonna say, like, I think the
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: fact that he's not on Twitter anymore and he just
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: has like someone else like release those statements for him
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: is so much funnier.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: He was at a Braves game the other night, right,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: you forget that he's like all over the place when
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: he's not on Twitter.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Dude, like like the Alec Baldwin thing that you see
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: that his statement on that.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, what do you call them?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Like a filthy murderers? Yeah yeah. I just think it's
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: so much funnier that he like has now a stupid
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: like like a formal like press release.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, It's so funny. What if his like social
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: media's take over for like TikTok in like ten years,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Like if what if like the natural progression of the
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: next social media that everybody has to get onto.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Is like one of his social medias. Yeah, I mean
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: it wouldn't be surprising.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: That shit could happen. Like, what's gonna be after TikTok?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: There's gonna be something new.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I think Taktok is going to be around for a
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: really long time unfortunately.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: But do you think it's gonna be the thing. There's
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: gonna be something new. It'll probably be the fucking metaverse.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: No.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: I think Facebook's completely done.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: The fact that people are betting on the metaverse though
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: as like a thing they're I think that they're just
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: gonna whiff on that, Like they're just they're just assuming
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: that the world's going to turn into Ready Player one
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: and that everybody's going to be locked into the metaverse
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: at all times.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: I don't. I think that's like a little too far. Mirror, Yeah,
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: that's like it's fucked.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: How are they or the fact that they're so confident
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: one of the biggest companies ever is so confident that
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: everybody's just gonna abandon reality.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Dude, people said everything was like Black Mirror for like
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: two years.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was like when Black Mirror was real. Big.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: I never got into Black Mirror at all. That shit
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: was dumb.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Wait, one of your tweets that you just put out
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: was like black mirror.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Look at mints. I know, I like, we just have
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: a live stream of the office. I've been trying.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I've been trying.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: I did not watch it. What what what tweet was
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: like that?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: It was something about like should we base all of
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: our like.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was like, I said that all my self worth,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: all of your self worth should be determined by likes
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: on social media.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: That was just that was kind of a hit at
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: myself because my video didn't get as so many licess
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: I wanted.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: It to, and you were feeling bummed out, So I.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Need to drop myself down a level.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: You're just negative.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I was kind of hoping that'd be like encouragement for
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: my followers to go like my video. They probably didn't
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: put that. I didn't put the I didn't connect the dots.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: I don't realize you even like it. I watched it live.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: I just watched it right now, like it. I didn't
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: even get a chance to smash. If you watch it,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: I smashed the retweet, all right, Bro, I bumped at
• 25:40
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• 25:43
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• 25:44
  Speaker 1: That shit is that one that you were gonna use
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: at uh that.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Shit to keep me right now. I was not gonna
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: We're gonna prescribe you about ten thousand retweets. It should
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: be good. Just drink a bunch of water and get
• 25:56
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• 26:08
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• 26:12
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  Speaker 1: have it in my mouth like a gangster would have
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: a toothpick in his mouth. I'll just have a full
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Quip toothbrush dangling out of my fucking chompers.
• 27:39
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• 27:45
  Speaker 3: P bro. Are you really E E t q U
• 27:47
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• 27:52
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• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Hell, yes, Bro, shit is getting deep, my dog. This
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: quip ship is deep.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: This quip shit is no joke. Bro.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I fucking love this quip shit strap straw. You see
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: this in this ATERI says the items highlighted in yellow
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: are mandatory, And there's nothing highlighted in yellow in this
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: entire Bro.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: What the fuck is that? Bro? They're trying to throw
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: us off of our fucking game. Bro. That shit's not right. Bro.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Where's the yellow at where's the fucking yellow? Bro?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate the color yellow.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Bro, I actually love the color yellow, I believe it
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: or not.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Really doesn't agree with my complexion.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, white people aren't supposed to wear yellow. That's like
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: a thing looks whack as fuck. Where did you read that?
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Earl Sweatshirt. Earl Sweatshirt tweeted out and said white people
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: need to stop wearing yellow. I have more yellow sense.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: That was like three years ago. It's a fact. I mean, yeah,
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: it doesn't go with especially like a strong ass yellow,
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: maybe as soft yellow. If you're wearing bell bottoms.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're wearing like a Mayan bi alec hat,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: that's flipped up. Min b Aleck is the host of Jeopardy. Yeah,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: she used to be on a show called Blossom. Oh yeah,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: she was also on Big Bang Theory.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, weren't you supposed to be on Big Bang
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Theory was for a little bit, but then.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: They cast you as Young Sheldon instead. Then the bag
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: wasn't Right after the Apprentice you were fucking crushing early
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: two thousands televisions. That was where you were fucking thriving.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: I know, I really fell off since then. Huh, Well,
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: you just have taken more. You're taking it's one for them,
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: one for you type of deal. Yeah, you're taking more
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: artists pieces. Yeah, I have. You're gonna get in the
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: acting world hopefully one day you are. Now, I gotta
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: I got an acting offer for you. I know you
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: told me, let's get it.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Let's get it in.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Bro. If it's not like on NBC or HBO, I
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: don't want it.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: You won't even take CBS. No, you won't even take
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: an ABC show.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Bro. Abc is full of libs. Bro.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Which of these fucking networks isn't these days?
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Bro? Fox? Bro?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, dude, all those dudes are vexed, all those
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: fucking anchors are vaxed. Bro, you gotta go off network
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: entirely if you want to catch some fucking real news.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: That's true. That's true.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: We just got our Christmas party invites. Really had a
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: vaccine mandatory?
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: What?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Bro? Has Portnoy gone soft? That's some bullshit. I know.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Portnoy is not voxed. I do too. Told me he wasn't.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: I do too. Should we get uh? What was the
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: should we get them on the phone? Salon?
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: What is it?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Celon?
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Salon? Let's get Salon on the phone, and Portnoy is
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: not vaxed, but he's forcing.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: All Hello, Salon, like change our voices up like deep throat.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Let's say that Portnoy is calling us into his office
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: individually and giving us the vaccine even if we already
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: have it.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: He's making us double vaxine people. He's stabbing people in
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: the heart, lies piece, bitch. He's stabbing people in the
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: heart like when you're getting revived, when someone needs the
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: narc hand shot that brings back from a heroin overdose.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: He's just plunging it in like he's killing a vampire
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: a fucking fatass syringe.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: That's kind of cool that we're actually having a Christmas
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: party this year, though I don't. I wasn't. We didn't
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: have one last year. My first year, You're.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Left to say, cab Ass isn't invited.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: The fuck I should be invited? Why after all I've
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: done for this company, building it from the ground up.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Dude, you think you've done a lot for the company.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I was driving up from Philly yesterday. The fucking boss
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: man texts me. He was like, we need boots on
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: the ground in Atlanta.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Stat reallyss.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, it wasn't pissed, call.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Of duty, duty calls, babe. Yeah, I was with I
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: was with my wife on the highway and I fucking
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: you turned across six lanes, like we're going to Atlanta.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: We got to go to Atlanta?
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Did she go with you? She was like I understand.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: We didn't even stop for food. We didn't even start
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: for gas. We had another we had like you guys
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: drove with land.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: We had a refueling truck pull up next to us
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: on their way, so we didn't we didn't have to stop.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Once you got did you actually drive? No? Jesus scared me.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: You can't be driving down to at.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: L How was the game. Did you you didn't even
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: go to the game?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I got there.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: The games was a waste of time. It was an
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: extreme risk time. I wish I hadn't gone completely. It
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: was one hundred percent. Did Dave actually call you and
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: tell you to go?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: I mean it was like it's something we've had success
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: before at doing.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: But uh no, did you have a streak going?
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: When Caleb and I go together, we've been to like
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: six or seven in a row where they always win.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Damn, and then we lay though just the team you
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: want to.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: We go to a city and it's like, say the
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Chiefs are playing against the forty nine ers. We would
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: go to either Kansas City or San Francisco, and we
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: would always pick the right city.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: So there were six or seven in zero picking the
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Oh I get it winter.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: So it's like a betting thing kind of. But I
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: mean it's not like we're betting with our time, not
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: our money, his money.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Oh and stop fucking spitting to these.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Fuck bro that's crazy. So did you take the jet
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: out there or did you fly commercial? I flew commercial.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I flew middle middle row like an absolute bit.
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Really didn't even hook you up. I was like the
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: last one on the plane, dude, it was it was bullshit,
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: last flight out, last one on the plane. I was
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: like skirting under like it was.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: Home Alone that sucks.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Home Alone was a nineties movie where I've seen Kevin
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: McCallister Trump's and Home Alone Roe, of course I've seen it.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: I we're going to We're going to Boston this week
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: on Wednesday. I know that. Are you gonna go on Wednesday?
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: You're gonna go tomorrow? I don't know what should I do?
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know what are you gonna do? I don't know.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: I gotta record some things tomorrow. I might go tomorrow
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: night or first thing Wednesday morning.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind going tomorrow night, am I don't know.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know either. I'll probably go kind of hall
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: the to Boston. It's like four and a half hours.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's whack. I spend too much time fucking in transit, bro.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I know we got to get self driving. Let's get
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: the cell, let's get this sella What about a plane?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Should we get a plane?
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: We should if we drove, If we just rented a
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: car and drove, it would be the same amount of
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: time I would do. That is that are you spinning
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: factor right now? Yeah, it's like the exact same amount
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: of time. I could just go get my car, bro,
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: we don't want to drive your raggedy ass car. We
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: want to rent a Lambeau truck. This is going on
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: in the company car for sure. No ow fun going
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: need a Lambo to get to Boston.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: We've seen how chicks in the office are moving around
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: and stuff.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Chicks in the office has like a tour bus.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I saw chicks in the office.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: They had a fucking one of the limousines that has
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: the hot tub in the back.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck is going on?
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on there? Signing titties. Yeah,
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Chicks in the office has eighteen people traveling with them,
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: and that doesn't include their fucking driver, security or makeup teams.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: We just got our tight crew. Keep it. We keep it,
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: We keep it. Yeah, we keep it mobile. Yeah, just
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: because we got to get get down to Atlanta.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: We got to any time. You never know when the
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: boss man.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we're constantly getting transferred, babe. I'm not
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: going to be home tonight. The boss man, Boss needs
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: me in La stat Some kids are getting sucked up
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: out in La. Yeah, boss man wants me to take
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: some pictures. Hall just odde it's saddle Ranch. We need
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: you out there getting on the ground now. Had a
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: fat and all o d in the hip house. Someone
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: shoved Taylor Holder. We need you out there right now
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: to make sure that fight doesn't have switchers just opened
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: fire outside themselves. The boys are brawling in Boa right now.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out there.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: That's just the way it is, doing a tour, doing
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: a tour out in La Dude, Josh has to be
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: so fucking jealous that Bryce came on. Oh, obviously, that's
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: probably what's breaking up sway. They already broke up, dude,
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: And it was because Bryce is getting all the big time
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: the big time ad deals, and the other boys aren't
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: doing anything. Dude. It was so funny. I watched that.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: There was like a video of him ranting about like
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: all their ad deals and it's like he's like he's like, bro,
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: like I got Walmart, I got Nike, and he's lifting
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: off all these like massive brands, and I'm like, I
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: didn't know Walmart and Nike were like signing with TikTokers
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: for what are they doing with them?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: They're they're getting kids in the Walmart, Like.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: How do you do a Walmart? Ad? You're like, oh,
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: just got this water at Walmart. So if they sell
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: everything at Walmart.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: You know, the biggest thing today sell is bananas.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Really, they do sell a lot of bananas. Every time
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: you go in there, you see them.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: It's crazy that that's the most thing that they sell
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: is bananas. Yeah, it's in fact bananas that I heard.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: It's that and guns and Blu rays of National Treasure too.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. True, They've got like the seventeen movies for five
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: dollars deal there just a bucket of blue rays movies.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know if this is wrong to say, but
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I feel like the most segregated place in America is
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: the like soap and shampoo aisle of of a Walmart.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Why there's one aisle that's like clearly for white people,
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: and there's one aisle that's clearly for black people. I
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: would say the complete opposite. You go into Walmart, you
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: see every single race that there is.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about two aisles.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: And I disagree with you. Now I'm kidding. I have
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: no idea. I don't buy shampoo a Walmart. Bro about
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: aline I go to Target like a man, like a
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: fucking alpha. Yeah I do.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I wish targets were bigger.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: I feel like Target used to try to be the
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: same as Walmart, but then Target just completely switched demos.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Target's big still, you just gotta go to the right ones.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: There's like one Target in New York that's like an
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: actual target, Target by us.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: It's like a CVS.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like little, Like.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: There's one like right up on Seventh's that's a that's
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: a nice target. But yeah, oh my god, dude. So
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: the first time I moved here and I was trying
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: to buy a TV originally for my PlayStation. What tiyes
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: are we talking? Twenty four inches max? And I went
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: to a Target and yeah, I had never been to
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: a Target like in New York City before, and it's
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: literally the size of like a Walgreens. I was so
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: fucking mad, it's not right. I had a breakdown outside
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: of Target. I had. I was listening to Elliott Smith
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: sitting on the street.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: People would just start dropping money.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Dude. I went to like seventeen different stores and because
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is no brainer, I was
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: like I'm texting my friends I'm like, yeah, I'll be
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: on like an hour. I's gotta go buy a TV.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: You just can't buy a TV in New York.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: And that was like nine months ago, right, yeah? And
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: now and you still haven't gotten back on with the boys.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: No, No, we played this weekend, did you? Or No?
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Not really because they're all busy. One of my buddies
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: works till like two am every day. That's the first
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: of all. He lives in Colorado, so it's two hours
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: back and he's like a chef.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I love how people. Do you just call it the game?
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: No, it would play war Zone? Do you want to
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: hop on war Zone? Yeah? Well no where we say
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: more like do you want to drop in?
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Drop in?
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Or go to war.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: What's Isn't there some new shit coming out like four days,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: three days or something?
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Uh maybe Battlefield some shit like that. I know there's
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: a Battlefield beta out right now.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I know fucking m Rags was talking about some shit.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: It might be called Didy. I don't know.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Salute to those guys, Salute to Merks.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: I guess Marks doesn't work with Barstow any more.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: That's why I said, I guess, bro. I mean he's
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: still he's still friends with a friend of the program
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: with m rags. They still fucking tag him left and
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: right on the same time. But I don't forget how
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: he fucking uh that he bailed on us leftists.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: In a lurts. You don't quit barstool, No, never wrong,
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: A shre on barstool quits you, if anything.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Exactly, And then you say thank you for fucking letting
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: me serve. Yeah, thank you for my service, and you
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: get shipped out to see like an Eskimo funeral.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: They shipped you off to Vice, they ship you off
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: to Vulture.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they put your bitch ass on the fucking l
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: train and.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Send you out to Salona. On Top ten TikToker articles
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Top t top ten TikTokers who you need to hear about.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: You need to get a load of this KB lame kid,
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: there's KB lanes. So many like journalist websites are just
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: based on lists. It's crazy.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: It's like what most of the quizzes now, Yeah, say
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: it's like give us your Chipotle order, We'll tell you
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: your porn preference.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, it's like all that, like buzzfeeds all lists.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Are they still doing that kind of shit?
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Because I've really fallen out of It's just not as
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: popular anymore.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, searching for I used to like have to search
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: for what I feel like. Early in the blogging days
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: of barstool, you would have known shit about this, but
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: you'd have to like search for just like stories on
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: the fucking Internet, and it was just all dumb ass lists. Yeah,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: thankfully I've been able to abandon all those websites, like
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: what's your porn star name?
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's now it's just like people just
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: do that on Twitter. Yeah, it'll just be like the
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: last thing you bought plus plus the last thing you ate,
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: plus your real nit, your first.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Like mother's name, plus like street you grew up on.
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just stuff like that.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: My dumb ass does fucking like a I like list.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: We did the autism test the other day. Oh yeah,
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: I mean there's still fun like list quizzes.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: How do you think you would do on the Fine Colors?
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: No, Rome would definitely be like a zero. What does
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: that mean that you wouldn't be autistic at all? See
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: me on the other hand that I was on the
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: other I was on the other end of the radar,
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: the other end of the spectrum was yellow to red. Wait,
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: why are you saying I couldn't be autistic?
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Orange, Me and Owen were saying, I think it works
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: better if you have someone else take it for you. Yeah,
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: an autistic person. No, like, because it doesn't really make
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: sense if you if you do it yourself, because you're
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: not going to be able to notice things about you what,
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Like you're not gonna be like oh, it's like because
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: like you're probably like, oh, are you one of some
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: of the questions like are you awkward in social settings?
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: And then like in my mind, I'm like nah. Then
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: in anyone else's mind, they're like, yeah, he's super yeah, yeah,
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: but yeah you are.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: Harry took a nap at a party Friday.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Oh god crashed he did? Yeah, I did fall asleep.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: That's Shapiro's move, it is. I didn't actually fall asleep.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: I laid down. You read a book until you fell
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: at for like five minutes listening to Bob Dylan was
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: trying to get some better vibes in there. Dude. It's
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: like hard when you're like sitting at a party and
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: it's just that yeah, and they're just playing like I
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: don't even know what a song Woul music was giving
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: you bad vibes. That's like, it'll be like rocket Man
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: mash Up who let the dogs out? Because I'm a rocket.
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: Who let the dogs out.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm gonna get some shut eye. Boys.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: This is like sometimes it's hard to just get the
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: vibes right.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Just a quick egg growland Poe nap. I heard egg
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: ground Poe. You sit nap with a pencil in his hand.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: You fall asleep in a chair, And as soon as
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: he dropped the pencil, he knew that he was just
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: sleep enough to have to wake up and be charged
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: back up. Yeah, that's all you need to do. Also
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: kind of a brag. You came back after like an
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: hour and said you were just on the phone with
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Tim Dillon.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: True, sobered me up real quick. What was he saying?
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: We were just shooting the shit success, I need you,
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Comedy needs you, sass, Wake up now. We were just
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: talking about like sketches. He was talking about like comedy
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: stuff whatever.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Just you left the party to go call someone who
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: you thought was funny.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Oh I did not call him. This was he's over
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: exaggerating everything. I was on the couch for maybe five minutes.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Everybody was crying, and I went outside of the I
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: went outside of the room. I talked to him for
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: like fifteen minutes and then went back upstairs. Why don't
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: you guys ever talk about something funny? I'm gonna go
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: call ten. I did not call him, Bro, I would
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: never do that. I would never call someone mom at
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: a party. The party was fun, though, it was like
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: a murder mystery party. Shut up, yeah, I had it's
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: actually done it your ro roll, is't it? Yeah? I was.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: I was adding to it late, like I was at
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: the list late, so I all. My only clue was
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: like I saw someone leave the party. Everyone else had
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: like a whole, like detailed, like explanation of like where
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: they were six days before that, and mine.
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: Was just he was like getting crowd work off though.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I was on fire. He was crushing. Oh yeah, and
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: you you were methodizing.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: I was in the zone.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Bro, you're a bit character.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: I carried I mean I carried the game for sure.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: You're funny drunk, Yeah, it was like that what some
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: people's head. He did some fucking sket I used that
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: joke like fifteen times. I said I was gonna start
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: waterboarding people I thought that waterboarding place sounded like the
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: funniest thing in the world. In the moment I told
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: I had that because we would rotate groups and I
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: said it in every single group.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: I was oh, And then he was pissed that, uh,
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Marilyn Manson, this girl had an X on her forehead
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: instead of swast Charles Manson.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Charles Manson.
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Well, I wasn't pissed, but I was like, you don't
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: look like Charles Manson. Yeah, you look like saying I'm
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: half Jewish, I'm allowed to say that.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: If anyone can make swastika jokes to me.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: It wasn't even a joke. I was just like, I
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: was like, who are you? And she was like Charles
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Manson And I was like, well, wasn't it a swastik? Honest, Like,
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: that's like one of his most noticeable things that he has.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Swastika attack was.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Just calling card.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and she just has an X. And she was like,
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: actually before the swastika was the AX. Oh, so she's
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: at please she gate kept Charles Manson from you. Yeah.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually his earlier work.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: His first couple of killings are my favorite killings. I now,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: what a fucking legend.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I want to hear more about the party, but I
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: also want to hear more about the autism test.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the autism test is just just look up autism
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: test and you can take it. It's like ten questions.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: It's very easy and very inaccurate.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: What do you mean easy?
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: It takes like three seconds, ten questions. Yeah, we'll I'll
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: bang on an ad and you do it. Did you
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: do you feel like you?
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Like, why did you take it? Because everyone was doing it.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: There's pure pressure, just everybody at the entire the whole party.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Sas talk to us about Roman and then Rome can
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: pull up the test for themselves. Most guys have tried
• 46:25
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• 46:50
  Speaker 3: unmarked packaging, and each swipes packet is small enough to
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: hiding your wallet for whenever you need it. They're super
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: easy to use. You just take the swipes out. You
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: just take the swipes out of the packet, swep it
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: on your cock, let it dry, and you're good to go.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: When I was getting on the plane, they were giving
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: out Roman swipes instead. Oh yeah, seeing the swabs as
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: you can get onto the airplane. Yeah, the stewardess is
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: that's like a new thing that's going on. They're giving
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: out Roman swipes and uh North Korean secrets as soon
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: as you get on the flight attendants are looking out
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: a little package for you.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Just your cock in the bathroom and you're there to go.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: You go to get Roman dot com slash son. You
• 47:31
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• 47:33
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  Speaker 3: dot com slash sun. Thank you. This is the dumbest
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: test I've ever seen. Yeah, it's really dumb.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Some of the questions are like I enjoy like having friends.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Some of them are like I like to rock back
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: and forth with the ear plugs.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: That's like when you go to the doctor and they
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: like try and figure out if you're gonna kill yourself
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: or not. And they're like, so, when was the last
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: time you tried to kill yourself? And you're like, uh, never,
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: and they were like, so when you do try and
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: kill yourself, what do you do? Like it's just like
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: none of the questions make sense. You ever had that? Yeah,
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: Like you go and you're like you're going like for
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: like a medcheck or something, and they're just asking you
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: the craziest questions and it's like, if you could answer
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: just one of them, no, most likely all of the
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: others will be no. But then they continue to ask
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: about the house In times it's like, bro, like chill.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me fucking want to kill myself.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: No, it's not even that. Like they're like, are you
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: feeling any uh depressing thoughts? And it's like even if
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: you are, You're like, no, absolutely not, never have. I'm
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: not about to tell your dumb ass Yeah, don'd look it.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: I don't have to talk to shit. Okay it makes
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: me come here? Fuck you, I'll sit here in silence
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: the whole time. No, how about I kill you though?
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Huh does that sound I'm gonna kill myself? Why the
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: fuck would I do that?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Fucking man? I got my life out, you got fucking
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: long nose hair in your ball.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck you damn. Maybe you should get on these
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: fuck meds. I don't even take him anymore. Pretend to
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: take them and spin the slipping them in your coffees.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have any problems making small talk with
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: new people. Definitely disagree. I'll make small talk with anybody, bro,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: That's what this determinative of.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Dude, I said that you might be the least autistic person.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: I know, what'd you get fun? Going off of his compliment?
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if that is a compliment though,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: because these days, like I think, yeah, I think you
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: want to be autistic?
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't you rap battle someone who's autistic?
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I think most people?
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: And you tell us what you said about him.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I learned a lot about autism for that rat battle. Yeah,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I did a deep guy on nonverbal learning.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Amy Schumer says autism is the most attractive quality about
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: her husband.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not like good. Why would she say that.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm sure people literally doesn't appreciate that. Hey,
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: you know what it's most attractive about you? Your autism.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: She's like my body or my face, my tunic and dick,
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: or like my the fact that I'm working out like
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: a lot. That's not a factor at all. No, I
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: love your autism actually most of anything really, because I've
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: been like eating, I haven't had a carbon like four years.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: I went to school and drinking.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Actively, learned to be the most interesting person I could.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: I worked in my craft so hard. I'm a family man.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: No, I just like your I don't know you have
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: a fuck about any of that. Can you just shut
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: the fuck up? Shut the fuck up? She likes when
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: he plays a train simulator. Dude.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: There's people who literally, like will try to convince you.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: There's whole Twitter accounts that I've seen people who I
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: used to follow for like engineering shit, Like they were
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: just interesting on other ways, and now all they try
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: to do is convince people that they're autistic. Like I
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: heard someone trying to convince people that they're autistic if
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: they describe things well. They're like, if you describe things well,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: that that might mean that you have some type of
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: how do you say it, synesthesia or some shit snist,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: whatever the fuck it is. Uh, And it's like that
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: that which could be linked to like if you're very descriptive,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: if you could picture things like you're autistic. It's like, what,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: how how how are you drawing that correlation. I think
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: that by the end of the day, they're gonna cast
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: in that so wide that everybody's just gonna be autistic.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: I guess that's why. Yeah, I mean the same thing
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: with like add and ADHD. Dude, you guys put me
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: on this long ass fucking autism. You're joined the wrong
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: one that because the one that we took I took
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: me literally ten seconds and.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: It's impossible for me not to focus on this task.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: So maybe that's the test in teral teral heteral heter heter?
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: What is up? Everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Boy Dad after Dark. This shit's about to get raw.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: In this segment, we're gonna take comedy to the next level.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen opened up Pussy?
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: No?
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: I have not. Okay, what else, bro? What else happened
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: this week? Halloween was fucking on?
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: It was knots and send me a picture of your
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: of your dumb ass costume Jake from State Farm.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, sh.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Please, dude, people love it.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: What is this twenty fourteen?
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: I know I had nothing else to do, and I
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: just had a red sweatshirt and I was like, this
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: will do?
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Did you google red sweatshirt costumes?
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: I googled costumes and then I remember Jake from State Farm,
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: and you already had some khakis. I didn't even wear khakis.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: You undedicated bastard.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: It was a rough costume.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: I noticed a lot of people were Michael Myers this Halloween.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: A couple two made of that. You see that video
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: of a kid that dressed up as Michael Myers and
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: he just has like some crazy ass wig on. No,
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: it's so funny. No, he's got like some like John
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Lennon wig on.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: It's just the wrong wag.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And like his mom's recording it and she's like,
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: what the hell is this wig? He's like, I've never
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: seen Michael Myers looking like this before. The mom is
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: coming at the kid like she it's not like the
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: kid is going to the store and buying his own
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Halloween costume. Funny, bro, you gotta see the video. Be
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: free shit on it. I'm not shitting on it. I'm shot.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: You should see the video. Free shit on it. But
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: this fucking dumb she planted a bad wig on the
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: kid just she could get a video. I what I
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: don't like is how like Twitter becomes like a full
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: like look at my costume. I don't give a fuck.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Fuck about your dumb ass costume.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: It's just a bunch of people showing like what their
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: costume is. Then like the person that's I.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Saw somebody reply to a costume and say, manifesting this
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: for myself next year.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: You don't have to manifest it, just do it. Yeah,
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: it's completely in your fucking do it, bro, It's completely
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: in your own hands.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I was about to be Squid Games bro.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Dude. We had a guy last night just driving around
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: our block just like blaring like a TikTok Squid Games
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: like remix. It was like red Light Shot, Green Light Shot.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: It was like, dude, like, fuck yourself. Were so annoying,
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: sneaky beatboxing podcast.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, we're about to turn into a.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: They beat box. No you haven't. Is so funny and it, dude,
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: that episode is so funny, that that one. It's like
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: it's like a cold open and they're just beatboxing in
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: the office. Dude, It's so fucking funny. Dude.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Everybody definitely used to try to beat box.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried to beat What does d say he's
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: like something, Daddy, like help me dead, like I forget
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: what it is. Are you ready, daddy?
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, He's like are you ready, daddy, Daddy? Are
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: you ready daddy? And then Adams like you just gotta
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: watch it, dude. It's so fucking people. Yeah, it's so good. Yeah. Could.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: I would have loved to be a beat boxer. I
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: feel like that used to be like a viable like
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: that used to be the coolest things. But it's just
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: like like you can only like there's certain talents where
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: like you really only can make it on like TikTok,
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: like that's as far as you can go.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: You perform multiple genres of music this week, well I
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: always got I was, I got mad genres, dude.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I've been to beatbox battles. I've been to like a
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: live beatbox battle where there's like dudes in the crowd
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: like who They'll like beatbox something cool and people will
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: be like, oh.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: Now. It's like it's like like you know what I mean,
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Like the furthest you can get as a beatboxer is
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: like being famous on TikTok for beatboxing.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Or like going on stage and I guess one of
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: these battles or something like that.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: Do they still happen. I think they do.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I think that there's like beatbox battles that you can
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: go to na Bro show respect to fucking Scott Jackson
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Bro fucking show to respect it.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: They're like, it's always they're always doing it. Looks like
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: they're having a stroke, you see.
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: I remember the waiter who beatboxed for like an entire
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: communion party.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, dude, that was so weird. That was so it
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: was like all these women and like these like Southern
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: women who are just like, oh, that's nice. Do you
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: think I just like have a weird talent like that
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: and you're just waiting for a moment where you're like,
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: now's my time.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: I think that there's probably a lot of people who
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: are actually self conscious about it, but there's probably some
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: just dumb ass people who have part of their brain
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: missing who just think that anybody wants to hear them
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: beatbox at any time.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Beatboxing is something that would like, it would be cool
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: to hear someone do it for maybe ten seconds you're like,
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: oh that's pretty good, that was good, and then never
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: hear it again. I also think this would also be
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: cool and just like play actual music.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd rather hear your actual songs or them Beatbok's
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: actual songs.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: You're not about to make something better with your mouth?
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that somebody can make with whole pantheon of machines
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: and fucking instruments that people can make, although the human
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: mouth is the greatest instrument ever.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: But dude, I also never understood people who can go
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: up to a live performer and start like performing with them.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: Dude, didn't you do? Isn't that like how you got famous?
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: But not like somebody who is like, uh, like a
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: word for word. How Rone got popular like a street
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't go up to his street perform Rone met
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: a rapper after the show and asked him to battle
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: rap him.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: That is true really how he got big? That is
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: that was like a big moment. But he wasn't like
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: a street performer. He's like somebody that like go like free.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: What about when Matsusahu sang with the guy in the
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: coffee shop singing his song?
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's or like Ed Sheeran I saw did that.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: He like went up to somebody singing like a girl
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: singing and his song meant dad at all.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: I couldn't I would never do that if I was
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: like famous, Yeah, just be like Bonohm or like like
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: like hase it with Chris Martin. Hey, how do you
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: pronounce his name? Hazier Josier Josier Hosier Hoser Hazsey Osbourne,
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: the guy who sings to take me to church? You
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: know the video like the super vila. Yeah, the super
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: viral video of him singing in the subway. Yes, like,
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: what what is he doing there? I think he's just
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: like trying to get I don't know, probably made trying
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: to go five five birdies. It was like the most
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: famous video ever exactly.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I think that that's all. People are just trying to
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: get those fucking numbies up.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: I never understood that because there's a bunch of people
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: sitting around like it's like what like like did he
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: like bring these people with him? Like, what are the odds?
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: That whole thing was staged? Very high? Yeah, very very high.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Video came up on my timeline again today the jerk
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: that thing. I'm not jerking it off from rubbing.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: The you know, video off of my timeline that day.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: You know what video actually came off my timeline was
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: the uh instead of giving them a freaking packet, yo,
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: why don't you get up and teach them? Kids can't
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: learn this way, man, You gotta give him a You
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: gotta freaking teach him. That kid is the goat. That
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: was like we talked about that in our first episode.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: Once a school year, that kid comes up. That came
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: up on like a motivational Instagram account.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Today these kids hain't learned, and.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: You got to get up and teach them instead of
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: handing them a freaking packet. Yo, they're turning it into
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: like a panteine commercial. Do you think that kid hates
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: that now? No, he's probably like shows. He probably goes
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: up to people. And it's like, I should have been
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: that for Halloween. It that would have been a good cost.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: That would have been a good ass cause was himself.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: That was dope. Salute to fucking Chemmy one Halloween and
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: the Internet hilarious. Bromy's the fucking goat. He was just
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: like awareness up on his stoop, just like taking pictures
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: with people, just trying to be seen being that famous.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: You just all you gotta do is just walk outside
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: to just engage a crowd, dude, you know who?
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I was more interested in the person in those pictures
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: who was like obviously bouch Sheemi's age, and I think
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: he's like bouch Sheemi's boy, But he was like just
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: sitting there in the background texting like he was like
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: a rapper's friend at a studio or side noticed that too,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: like how long do you, like, say, but like how
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: long are you like a hanger on for someone like that?
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Or like how how long are you just like the
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: guy who's like around the famous guy or something like that?
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Do you think that there's probably dude? I mean that's
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: some people's entire lives. So these guys look like they're
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: in their sixties or seventies and they're just.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Like it's probably like he's probably like a like producer
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: or something. He probably does something for Buchemi and like
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: then also has those.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Tasks and just wants to hang out and like fucking
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: text on the side.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming it was probably like so if this gets
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: out of control, we can get him inside.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: But why can't you just walk inside? Like why does
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: he need to fucking entourage to give out candy?
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Also, he probably docks himself aggressively by
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: doing that.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: I know, like you could easily look up where he
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: is in Brooklyn hashtag their neighborhood.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I got your address today. I found
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: it out. Oh no, I could dox you right now
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: if I wanted to.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: It's a cool sounding address.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: That made it is. I got it because some kid
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: is sending us clothes And he was like, and I
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: was like, did Roan use our office address? Because if so,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: it's that one. And then he told me the address
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: you used and I was like, that ain't the office?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Did you? Did you look it up?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: I didn't look it up anytime. I'll be zilling it later.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: Everybody got the idea in my head, dude.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: I zillow everybody.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Apartment fraud, isn't it? Oh? How much was it? How much?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: Because they own it? How much? I'm just saying, no
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: one's gonna know where we were? Was it over? It
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: was over do. This apartment that we were at was
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: like the most insane thing.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: For the murder mystery, for the clue, for the who
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: done it?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Dude? It was how did you get invited? We knew
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: and you know it's a big apartment when you get
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: out of the elevator and there's just two rooms on
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: that floor. That is too rich that it was a
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: massive apartment complex.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah how big?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: So big? Estimate the square feet? What was the square feet? Like,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, how would you There was probably like what
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: six bedrooms and then there was a full kitchen. The
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: living room was bigger than our entire apartment. And then
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: there was a full kitchen or a full like dining
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: room with like a massive library save table, there's a library.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: It was like it was like an apartment that like
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: a coffee that like a barista. It's like it was
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: like an apartment that like a I've never seen you
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: so tickle bio where how did you not Parrista?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you said it perfectly in of arista Barrista.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: It was it was like you said it hispanically.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: I know. There's like it was like an apartment that
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: like one of the uh one of the characters and
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: friends would live in while making a minimum wage job.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a ten million dollars loft that you live
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: in the fucking.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: That's exactly like what I was thinking, Like have you
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: so who were these people? It was like they were
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: just boy dad listeners. It was like a friend of
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: women or or someone that we work with. I don't know,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: boy dad listeners, Let's just say, bro, they weren't famous.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: But they had a ten million dollars apartment.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: It was their parents apartment.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: That's fire. So they were rich, not famous. The real
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: estate out here, dude, I was just yellowing the house
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: from Uh.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: It was bigger than Epstein's apartment. Oh, it was double
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: the size of like Dan, I think it was like
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Epstein's was.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Uhould be the most expensive piece of real estate in
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: New York.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: Respect this was like near there.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Show some respect to the ghost.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: It was right near Epstein's place.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, that is a very rich neighborhood, Upper East.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Should we just say the exact address? Probably if it's
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: by Epstein, these people were probably complicit. Epstein probably took
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: the fall for them if it's.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Going on in their neighborhood.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so true.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Definitely.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: You don't think that they were having little swinger, little
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: little real Housewives of New York sex parties or whatever. Bro.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: This uh, this breakfast at Tiffany's movie is just about
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: the original fucking this. This woman is just a whore
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: and she just goes out on fucking dates all the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: time and just gets squopped up it's from like nineteen
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: fifty nine, and she's getting like fifty dollars a date
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: from these dudes.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: She just is like she's the original Alex Cooper. Dude,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: She's just out here fucking caking, just owning these men.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: It's Hepburn, bro, you got it. It's some romantic shit.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: Alex Cooper's making the transition into motivational speaking. Is she Yeah,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: live shows a big time no, but she will be soon. Soon,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: She'll be like up on a stage one of those
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: like thin ass microphones right by her mouth. You know
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: what I'm talking about, Like the headset, but it's like
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: thin as fuck.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, like the like the testosterone within a year, like
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: the fucking tea guys, Why what has she been motivating?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: I saw her one tweet being like, hey, like, if
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: you think that you had a shitty ass weekend because
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: everyone else was getting slutty on the timeline, Yeah, don't worry.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Those girls were probably just getting trains run on him
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: by some.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Finance guys who don't care who they are, and you
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: were probably having more fun at home with your AliOS.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: Than Actually that was the start of it.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: That's like a what if she turns into like a woman.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: Joe Rogan like that she will she should, I mean
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: she's like, I mean, I would like to know how
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: much bigger Joe Rogan is than any other podcast, because
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: I think he's at like an unattainable level podcast that
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: was just thing. Brother, everything's in flux. Can't be the
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: champ forever you can, though, Like, do you I think
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: he has like the biggest show at like on like
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: like out right now, just of all shows, all shows
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: that's fucked. Do you think it's like five times anything
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: else podcasting? Yeah? Probably maybe not. I don't know because
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: obviously you can't see what it does on Spotify. But dude,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: like YouTube, he would get like over like four million
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: views per episode, and he did like multiple episodes of
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: what about uh what other? Like what other show does
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: that PewDiePie back in the day. Yeah, but his also
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: were only like thirty twenty minutes long. These are like
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: three hours long. How many people do you think are
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: getting to the end of uh, probably like thirty percent.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: I only I like to know.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: I don't finished one episode ever.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too. It is that Rob Low episode I've
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: never done. Actually, I have watched Rob Blow and Shane Gillis. Oh, actually,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: I think I finished the shangh. Yeah, fucking love that dude.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: Shang Gillis is so fun. Fucking love him.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: What's your favorite thing about him?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: Again? I don't know, you'll he'll find out someday. I
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: know he's coming on the podcast. I DMed him one
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: time and he never replied to me. Good And then
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: I saw him at the stand and he was just Fanboyang.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: It's embarrassing. I had to ask security to get him
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: away from me. He would whip your ass. I was like, dude,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: get this dude away from me, and he was like no,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: I wrote, I know Roan. I was like, bro, fuck Roan.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck, give a fuck about it.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: This is sassage Knight.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Well, he would twist you up like a soft pretzel.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: Brother.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: You think he would beat you in a fight too,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, he beat my ass.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: You don't want to riff on Shang Gillis because I
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: forgot you. Philly boys stick together. You guys are like
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: a cult, dude.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Philly is the funniest city in America.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: They Boston had its fucking run due What of the
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: comedians are from there? Isn't Big J from there. Yeah,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Shane Gillis and Big J really two of the funniest.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Kurt Kurt Metzger's from Uh South Jersey.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: I think that's not Philly basically is though, if you
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: listened to more like South Jersey, bro.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: If you knew anything about fucking South Jersey, you fucking know.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been to Central Jersey?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now you have to. It doesn't exist. That's a
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: big debate in Jersey. Yo, who have you been debating with?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: I went so apparently I went to Central Jersey.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: What kind of gun girl shit are you own?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: Central Jersey is like it's a big thing that some
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: people are like Central Jersey does not exist, and other
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: people are like, it does exist. Dude.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: You ever scroll TikTok and see people who are like,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: debate me about Like people on live who are like,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: debate me about this thing, this thing, this thing, this thing.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: That comes up on my timeline, Like I'll get it'll
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: be like one in the morning, people just listening a
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: debate about I'm a Democrat. Debate me.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: People who are like sexually frustrated with their political opinion.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: And become like the next like Ben Shapiro or definitely
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: are or like the opposite side, like so what do
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: you think about this? And they just like have some
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: dumb host debates. So let me see, let me let
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: me guess you think that abortion is wrong. Yeah, there
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: was like a lot of that during quarantine. When Quarantine
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: first kicked off, people were people were like really just
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: cornballs in their own echo chamber. Any human engagement and that.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: And but everybody thinking that they won everything and like
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: thinking that their fucking owning everybody left and right. It
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: is fucking toxic. But I'm just picturing you on there
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: like debating with people about like is there a Central
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Jersey or not debate me?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: No, I uh I that happened when I was a
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: senior going into senior year of high school. No, maybe
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: I was going into college so this, yeah, I think
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: I was already eighteen, and we went to my friend's
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: beach house in or like he like rents a beach
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: house in Jersey and we were with his cousins were
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: older than me, and we were hanging out and they
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: were like can you tweet out and say, like do
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: I have shooters in Jersey? In Central Jersey? And I
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: tweeted it out and all the replies were like, dude,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: there's no such thing as Central Jersey. Dah, And then
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: they were getting pissed because they were like, this were
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: in Centersey. This is Central Jersey. Apparently. It's like everyone
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: outside of Central Jersey does not think there's such a
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: thing as Central Jersey. But then the people that are
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: in it use Jersey runs deep.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: It's because people marginalize New Jersey. They make them into
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: secondhand citizens because they either clump them in with Philly
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: or New York.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's similar to like how like like you live
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: in Philly, so you think Philly exists, but like us,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: we're like Philly's not real place us New Yorkers. Yeah,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: like dude, that's Pittsburgh.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: As a New Yorker, you please tweet out something this week,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: being like as a New Yorker.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: I remember, like early on, when like Riggs had first
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: moved to Barstool, he was like, this is one thing
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: about New Yorkers, and like a million people were like, dude,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: you're not a fucking New Yorker. Just other people who
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: had probably moved to New York from like fucking Oklahoma,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: like two months earlier than Riggs, who moved there just
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: gay keeping being like you're not a fucking New Yorker.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: I actually got in like an argument with some lady
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: at a bar this week.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Fuck Nature's healing bro and uh.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: Well it wasn't an argument at all, but it was
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: so weird. I was saying. I was talking about Hell's
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: Kitchen and I was like, yeah, it's like the gay
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: area of New York, which it is. I mean not
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: really though, I guess. I mean we live between like
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: or I guess. Fuck, we can fla that out. We'll
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: cut that right, Yeah, No, I mean he could easily
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: say it is. Yeah, we gotta cut that cause that's
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: like right where we live.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck? What are people gonna fucking show up? Yeah,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: if they're not showing up, they're not coming to your
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: fucking house. If they're gonna let bouch SHEMI live, they're
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: not gonna come in fucking we live.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: We live in Hell's Kitchen. But blank that out anyway,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: We live in Hell and keep your address out, do not.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: We live in Hell's Kitchen and we live in like
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: a super uh like gay area. And I was talking
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: about it and this lady was like, I was like, yeah,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: Hell's kitchen's like the garia and I like see you
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: from across the barn and she's like maybe five years
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: ago it was. And I was like what and she
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: was like, maybe five years ago it was. And I
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, yeah, I don't know, stranger, yeah, stranger.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know. I was like, I
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: live like we live in between like like two gay bars,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: and it's like there's gay bars all around us. I
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: was like, it seems like it. And she was like, honey,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: how long have you lived in New York for? And
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: I and I lied and I was like two years
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: and she was like, oh, okay, okay, you poor thing. Yeah,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: She's like so I lived here my entire life. And
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: then first off, bitch, no you haven't. She said she
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: grew up in New York. But then she like said
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: some other boarding school and like she doesn't even live
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: in Manhattan. But like also acting like I'm crazy for
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: saying Hell's Kitchen it's like a gay area is weird
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: because it is. Maybe it's not like the hub of
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: like the gay, like the gay is someone sucking your dick.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, there was a concert in Central Park a couple
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  Speaker 4: months ago. In the lineup was like YouTube, Billie Eilish
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  Speaker 4: and Don Lemon.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: Dead ass. Yeah, that's dumb, that's dumb as fuck. I
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: was at a college or no where was I.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Someone was talking about like they had a concert at
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: their college that was like christ and Chris Brown. It's like,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: why do people do that? For a Like, why would
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: people have that at a concert? It just doesn't make
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: any sense to me to mix up genres like that. Yeah,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: instead of vibe.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: He went to was like John Legend into Pitbull into
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: Lil Wayne.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: Doesn't doesn't vibe, bro, the vibe is wrong.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Was Lemon singing songs?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: I'm a sneaky billy english Man.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Nothing sneaky about it.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: Bro. I fuck with Eilish heavy. Yeah, she's good because
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: she's on the voice of an angel.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: She's on that depression tip. Oh yeah, so it is
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: your boy Davidson.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: Bro, Davidson does depression like no one else.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Davidson is the god of depression.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: I was actually just reading something about him. I don't
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: know what this is. Kim Kardashian arrives in Pete Davidson's
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: native NYC after holding hands. Oh shit, so she's in.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: She's she's in the fucking city right now.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Shut up, let's go find her, dude, shout out the
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: heat seeking mick.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: Miss let's post a picture of us and say, come
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: on the pod, du it, take a picture of the boys.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: And we'll post it live right now my phone instead.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: Oh bro, fuck, throw on your phone, take my phone,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: take this picture, take this picture, and we'll close. I
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: wonder what we're paying you for.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Fucking seriously, not enough.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: According to Tim Dillon, Hell yes.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: She's definitely. It's like depression is like an archetype right now,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: that's like, uh, he's filling. He's like the alpha of
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: the archetype. He's like the number one depressed dude.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he is.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: No one's used sadness to their advantage like him. He's
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: the king sad boy, and it's incredible.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: He is. He's very he's very depressed. I I don't
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: know how him and Kim kardat Like, do you think
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: they're gonna start dating or do you think it's like
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: a publicity thing. She's so like when he so he
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: met arian A Grande at SNL backstage, Okay, And I'm
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: assuming he met Kim Kardashian s now backstage too. So
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: is he just like slinging dick back there? Like what's
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: going on behind the scenes that he's just meeting all
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: these girls.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: His fruit by the foot dick? Yeah, I mean, think
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: about the fucking They're.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: Like, they're like, Pete, we need you to get a
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: change into costume, and he's like, oh shit, my dick
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: fell out of my box or he's got he's probably
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: got his me Undies on and those heems just defined
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: the print.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just slumped over a bad posture and me Undies.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: His posture probably accentuates his dick. If he stood up straight,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: his dick would suck back up into into his body.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: Does he have a bad posture? What?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Look at the picture of him from the side on
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: the roller coaster. He makes you look like the statue
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: of David. He makes you look like Yard don't talk
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: about pe like that he's the homie.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: But he Uh you think he's the most famous person
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: on SNL right now?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Definitely, And I think it's for and he's famous for
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: his fame, you know what I mean. Like, Uh, he's funny,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: He's very funny. But I don't think that people are
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: like dying to see his sketches. They're like want to
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: see him as like a person, like people value his
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: like depression, like people like how his mental state is.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: But Kim definitely saw her sister and Megan Fox dating
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: a couple of sad boys in Travis Barker and MGK
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: and was like, I need to get myself somebody gets depressed.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: I need someone with fucking some like tattoos, some dark hair,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: some circles underneath their eyes. It's definitely wavy. They're getting
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: all the good intention attention.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: Don't you think it's gonna be weird when? Uh? Like,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: because he's like friends with Kanye, who is Pete Davidson exactly?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: There's that really little picture of like Pete Davidson, Kid
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: Cuddy and Kanye West like having dinner together.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 6: Do they have an open marriage?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think are they still married?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: I thought that Kanye. I thought that he was the bull.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: And Kanye just sits in the corner in like a
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: fucking very tall chair and jerks off while Pete Davison
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: smoking bangs out his wife.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so they must have an open relationship.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he just likes to watch. They're just voyeurs.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: But I don't think they do have an open relationship
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: because wasn't there the whole thing with like him cheating
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: on her with Jeffrey Star, that known fact. Yeah, but
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: they have rules.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true, he broke the rules.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: No, Jeffrey, that's the one rule. Don't fuck no one
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: without telling me, isn't That wasn't didn't he say that
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: was one of his rules.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: I just forget what he's ruling.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Number one, no fucking dudes, No fucking dudes.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: That's her rules.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, only I can fuck the rule. Number two Jeffrey
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Star still doesn't count. You should have, Oh man, you
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: should have come down to Philly this weekend satur It's
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: probably a good thing I didn't, Why because you would
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: have got everyone sick Because I'm sick as fuck, dude,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: I'm burning up so much right now.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: You probably would have avoided sickness. If you would come
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: down to Philly now, you would have had a tomato pie.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: Boyd Dave portnoy bro because he got me sick.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you shouldn't have fucking swapsp it with him.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: You and Dave shouldn't have been in the fucking boiler
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: room for so long.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: It's like Brandon and Big Cat. I listened to like
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: half the act today. I mean, Big Cat sounds like
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: he's like on his deathbed right now, does he?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just like how he gets football season.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah, true, it is classic BC.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: You're not working yourself to the bone. Avery came with
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: me on h on this trip to Atlanta, and to
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: his to his credit, he was like a warrior. He
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: was like in Nashville and he's like, fuck it all come.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: He's got a great attitude. But his attitude is so
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: good that it's almost funny because he was like telling, uh,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: I forget who he was talking to. But he's like,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: it's just what you gotta do in this business. You
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: gotta get up and go sometimes prove that you want it.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: True.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: He was that serious, and I was like, fuck yeah, Avery,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: salute brother. You do have to fucking go and get it. Yeah,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: if you want it fucking bad enough, you gotta just
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: be fucking sick. You gotta fucking give up your family,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: you gotta skip out on fucking meals, and you gotta
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: go make some fucking content.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: For the boss man. Yeah, you had no content came
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: from it though, Fuck.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: You right, your shirt looks like one of the jerseys
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: from any given Sunday I've never seen that.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay fucking referencing movies that are just and.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: For you. This is gonna be like that. That'll be
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: like on the front page of the of the reddit
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: that is no getting better Sunday. What's next to is
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: no Dave Matthews. We need to make some TikTok content
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: where it's just like what you haven't heard of every
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: band I've heard of those song ones are very funny.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: You don't know this exact song that I know. They'll
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: play like some super famous song and it's like step
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: to the left if you know it stepped to the right.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: It's like obviously they know the song and they like
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: stept the right, and then it just goes insanely viral.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: Or when people were like put dumping people into pools
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: for not being able to sing like the next lyric
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: of a song.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that that video of that kid, the the
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: kid with the mean shirt on, like it was like
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: my sister's boyfriend with the eyeliner and yeah, hilarious. That
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: video is so fucking funny. And he's got like a
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: hundred videos like that and they're all hilarious. I didn't
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: realize at first that they were. That he was just
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: like a sketch. Dude that went viral is like sixteen
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: different ways. Yeah, and no one thought it was fake.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: I dude, I have so many comments were like, dude,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: I fucking feel so bad for this kid, Like clearly
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: he's fucked up. Oh no, I think I had seen
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: his stuff before. Dude, I'd seen so many of his videos.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: I just didn't know that's who it was. Like, he
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: has the one like he has the video where he's
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: like walking in New York. He's like, hey, I'm walking here,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: and then the person comes up and like punches him
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: in the face or something. And then he's got the
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: one where he's like throwing a tantrum as his store's
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: breaking up with him. Yeah, that ship was hilarious. You've
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: seen the one where he's not not the store one,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: the one where his girlfriend's breaking up with him.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, oh oh yes, what do you want
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: me to get?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: Get down in bag?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: Because people got fooled by that one too.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 6: I think that is he that goes viral by making
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 6: it seem it was authentic.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or like making himself like a pathetic. Yeah, it's hilarious.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: What's his name, Gray's World? Gray's World? Yeah, shout out
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: to him.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta salute the We gotta salute the funny
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: ass dudes. A laugh?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: What a laugh? Dude?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: You?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: Uh? You didn't get invited back to Snel's party? No?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: I didn't. Do they have SNL this weekend?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had a great They said they like the
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: best party ever afterwards too.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: Really yeah, well did they have it this week? I
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: didn't see him? Yeah, they said Gretzky was at the party,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: all these hockey coaches, Right, Why would I hang out
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: with Gretzy when I could just hang out with Biz.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: I thought you were into hockey coaches.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: No, not anymore.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck those dudes, Fuck the hockey coaches.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: As long as I'm at barstool We're never working with
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: the NHL again, and that's a fucking promise.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: We're never working with Madden either. Remember that Madden sketch.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I wasn't in it, so I don't know
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: much about it. Oh yeah, it was actually funny, though
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: I wasn't asked to be in it. I mean people
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: here talk about it like it was the.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 6: Best, almost like we took the company down.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: We couldn't put it out because that's how they made
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: a team.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: Oh we need to. Well, people were mad with people
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: were mad because they had to because they weren't allowed
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: to put it out. Yeah.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: The issue, Yeah, because I guess we're trying to. They're
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: like China Maddness, and we can't like displease them.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: It makes sense, I mean doesn't Does Big Cat not
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: work with them or no? Is the codes thing just
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: like for fun?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: I think it's just for fun. Actually it might have
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: turned into a paid I don't know.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know how it would not be paid. I
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: think everything here, there's no way he's enjoying just like
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: giving out codes. It's he probably gets followers from it. True,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: do you ever think of that?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: What was the thing you tweeted a Big Cat today
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: something about like it's illegal to bully people online, Like
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: It's like apparently it's like going to become like ilegal
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: to like one up someone or something on like like
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: ratio someone on Twitter.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: That shit can't be real.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: Our problem is though, as a show, we are voracious
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: headline readers, and like we never have more than the
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: information on the headline.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: Now that's all you need, and that's the most fun
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: way to talk about things.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 6: Headlines are fun the story.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: They're usually depressing. Oh yeah, it has to be really depressing.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: There's no reason to actually know anything about what's going.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: On, which are just to know if it's real or not.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 6: Are they getting down votes on Twitter?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: I saw that they were practicing appar.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: Only they have them on replies. That's not right. I
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: do not want to get down voted. I would stop tweeting.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: I would just start posting it. It wouldn't be good
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: for my mental Why would they try to do that
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: for the people's mental?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: Imagine posting a tweet and because it's just like I'm
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: just gonna be starting down voting.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: Everything, download other people's yeah.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: Upsoting my own shit, yeah, from all my accounts, from
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: your alts, from your alt army. I'm gonna start buying
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: up votes. I don't need that ego hit at all.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: What dude, the nambies is all I've got right now.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: I'm about to start. But yeah, all you have is
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: going Vivi Birdie. That's the only way you can fucking transcend.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: What are the numbers like on that tweet you put out?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: You four k these these I don't know. As long
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: as it hits ten and I'm good, bro, and.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: Fuck it better. I mean, you put it on made,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: they'll put it on the main account.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: And I wasn't going to put it on my man.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: I was going to test the waters, but I was like,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: I thought this was really funny, so I put it out.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: It was I cracked up when I was making it.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: People probably thought that it was a real audience and
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: they're probably just taking it at face value. They don't
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: understand satire. Is it people's problem?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a shame when you're just so much smarter
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: than your entire audience.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people just don't get the fucking jokes. These fucking idiots.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: Bro, you can't just put a packet in front of
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: a kid, yo, You can't just give the kid a
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: freaking packet and expect them to learn. Yo, you got
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: to teach these kids. You got to teach these kids.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: You got to meet them where they're at.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: That kid is a legend. Probably homeless now.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, definitely, all right, true, we wrap it up.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: We uh, we have these live shows on Wednesday, Boston.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: We will see you fuckers on Wednesday. Get ready to
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  Speaker 3: fucking party. Shots shots on sass, shot, bring some donks out.
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  Speaker 3: Sass will be signing titties, bring blunts, bring your bring
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  Speaker 3: your freaking booze.
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  Speaker 1: Bring your fentanyl out. We're trying to die.
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  Speaker 3: Big fentanyl, big Fetanyl party. After the show. We'll drop
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  Speaker 3: the ID at the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a secret fentanyl.
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  Speaker 3: You buy one of our NFTs and you get a
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  Speaker 3: free ticket to our fentanyl event.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be incredible. If you die we get to
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  Speaker 1: we get the NFT back, yes, and we will redistribute
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  Speaker 1: it to someone as they keep on dying. It's it
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  Speaker 1: was one of Charlie Charlie Manson's early moves before we
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: got the squastika.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna be selling our workout plan for merch at
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  Speaker 3: the show. We're gonna be selling our ten ten Steps
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: to Success merch as well.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, and uh, you can buy our our public speaking
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: series if you want our TEDx talk. What happened to
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: ted talks? Did they not happen anymore?
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  Speaker 3: Just like anyone can get one now.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: So it's like not very like this diluted. And the
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  Speaker 1: Hide has one to say, Who's Sam Hide?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Like a really like he's like an old servius comedian
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  Speaker 4: kind of, he's just super fucked up shit yuck. The
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  Speaker 4: Key has his fans blame him for every mass shooting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't know who Sam Hide is? Maybeah I did.
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  Speaker 3: After every mass shooting, they all everyone tweets and says
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: Sam Hide was the person. And then like occasionally look
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: out on the news it'll be a picture of Sam
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  Speaker 3: Hide holding a gun and they'll say, this is the
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  Speaker 3: alleged suspect.
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  Speaker 1: He got a Ted talk, You got a Ted Talk?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's dumb as fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's very funny.
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  Speaker 1: I just wish I thought of it beforehand, is what
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  Speaker 1: I meant by his dumb as fuck.
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  Speaker 3: You've never seen his video, the weed one where he's
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: like sticky, sticky green stuff. Damn, I don't know if
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: I have, Bro, you're uncultured.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Bro, you haven't even seen fucking Dave Matthews.
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  Speaker 2: Bam.
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  Speaker 3: You know he's a Philly guy, right what? Oh I
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: know him? Oh, I know. I probably saw healum back
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: to the day. Probably fucking probably opened up for him
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: back in the day. Also, I'm not gonna be here
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  Speaker 3: next Monday, so we got to record on Friday for
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: next week.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: Fuck, you have to come in on Friday. Where are
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: you gonna be Charleston going to South Carolina this upcoming weekend?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: Brah. If it isn't this her pleasure a little pleasure?
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  Speaker 6: Damn? Yeah, it's not right like Charleston a lot.
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  Speaker 1: What's it like, I've never been I heard it's historic.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's good. It's colorful. Yeah, I'm going good
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: for this debut. Top ball that's that's had a former
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: slave plantation. It should be dope. Hell yeah, no, I'm
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: not actually doing that. That's how the girl from the
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: Bachelorette got canceled.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's how the girl from the Office got
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: canceled too.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: Oh Ellie Kemper.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like, just because my immediate family owned slaves
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: that person.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna have to record before then. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it sounds good on Friday, So we'll see you next week.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: We'll see you fuckers next week. We'll see you fuckers
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: next week. And is there going to be anything from
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: the live shows. We'll see how the live shows go.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: Probably gonna put something up. We probably won't put it
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: up though, all right, thanks for listening. Peace,