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Mouse in the House - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 103 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
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  Speaker 2: Boy Dad podcast today. It is February twenty eighth, and
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  Speaker 2: we are joined by Francis Ellis day Ron could not
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  Speaker 2: make it. Before we get into that, though, I just
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  Speaker 2: subscribe to the YouTube. Also, I want to say I
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  Speaker 2: will be in Albany, New York who Keepsie, New York
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  Speaker 2: this week March second and third, and then I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: be in Toronto March seventeenth that weekend, and then I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna be in Austin, Texas for Moontower Comedy Festival. And
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  Speaker 2: then Francis and I are going to be in San
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  Speaker 2: Francisco at Cobbs Comedy Club April twenty eighth and twenty ninth.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna be in Detroit, Michigan, May eighteenth, nineteenth,
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  Speaker 2: and twentieth, And we're going to be.
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  Speaker 5: In Charlestown, West Virginia at the Charlestown Casino and Raceway
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  Speaker 5: for Franz Squatch. Two of us are going to be
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  Speaker 5: co headlining a gig down there that's May twelfth. You
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  Speaker 5: can get tickets for that just google it right now,
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  Speaker 5: but it'll probably be on my website francissels dot com.
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  Speaker 5: Where are people getting tickets for your Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all my stuff is going to be on my
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  Speaker 2: link tree, on my Instagram and my Twitter. Nice. Do
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  Speaker 2: you have a website that's coming out soon?
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  Speaker 5: Good? Yeah? Good? You deserve one guys, you can see me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm on tour right now, the hero We need tour
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  Speaker 5: Francissels dot com. Come into a city near you, all
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  Speaker 5: over everywhere. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. We had a nice
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  Speaker 5: little time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. We went to Long Island, those Long.
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  Speaker 5: Beach, Long Beach, Long Island. By the way you're going
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  Speaker 5: to You're going to Poughkeepsie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So there the river up there, which is the Hudson.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: What's interesting about that part of the world is that
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  Speaker 5: the Hudson River actually flows in both directions. Okay, the
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  Speaker 5: current changes. That's that's very unusual for river. That is
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  Speaker 5: very unusual. So you can make some jokes about going
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  Speaker 5: both ways. All right, that's something I did when I was.
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  Speaker 2: There, giving you.
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  Speaker 5: I'm giving you a piece of local, local bit that
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  Speaker 5: you can start off with where they'll be like, well,
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  Speaker 5: you called our river bisexual right off the right, off
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  Speaker 5: the jump.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they probably get that a lot.
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  Speaker 5: I wonder if they do. Oh no, I pro people
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  Speaker 5: saying that they live in a piece of shit city.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I actually kind of don't mind. Poughkeepsie.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's close too, which I'm happy about.
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  Speaker 5: It's relatively close. They've got some good schools. I think
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  Speaker 5: Marist is up there, yeah, and maybe some others. So
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  Speaker 5: there's a big college scene. Yeah, you'll get some kids out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing one show in Albany and then two and Poughkeepsie. Nice. Nice.
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  Speaker 2: Would I have rather had it the other way around?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe more shows in Albany, yeah, and fewer shows and Pepsie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think you will like Poughkeepsie more than you'll like Albany.
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  Speaker 5: If I had to guess, I have no idea. I
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  Speaker 5: just know allbody's selling better then I see. I see
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  Speaker 5: what you're saying. That's interesting. I think the Poughkeepsie Room
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  Speaker 5: is smaller. No, it's much bigger. What oh no, the no,
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  Speaker 5: the Pokepsie Room is smaller. Yeah, well yeah that I
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  Speaker 5: was up Yeah, but they was like three point fifty. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's in the mall. The big The Poughkeepsie Room is
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  Speaker 5: in a bar, and they have good food and stuff
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  Speaker 5: and it's a lively place that people come to hang out.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, yeah, it'll be fun.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited to go back on the road. I haven't
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  Speaker 2: been on the road since Boston.
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  Speaker 5: So how are you going to get up there?
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  Speaker 2: Train? Probably? Nice? Yeah, if I had a car I
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  Speaker 2: would drive, Uh, I don't could rent one. But then
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  Speaker 2: the thing is, when you rent those cars, you got
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  Speaker 2: to just like no where to bring them.
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  Speaker 5: Do driver's license.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like you can't. I can't because you're going
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  Speaker 2: somewhere that like like when I did it, When I
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  Speaker 2: rented a car to go to Rochester, it wasn't somewhere
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  Speaker 2: I could bring a car, and like, it's not like
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  Speaker 2: when you get it from like Hurts or something like that,
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  Speaker 2: you can bring it and drop it off. So I
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  Speaker 2: just had to have it in Rochester the whole time,
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  Speaker 2: and then I got charged every day even though it
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  Speaker 2: was just sitting in a parking lot because I had
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  Speaker 2: to drive it back.
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  Speaker 5: I don't understand, like.
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  Speaker 2: When you rent a car with like Hurts, if I
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  Speaker 2: was going to like Albany, there's probably a Hurtz there. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: you could leave it, you can drop it off and
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  Speaker 2: then they only charge you for one day and then
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  Speaker 2: you could rent another car to come home.
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  Speaker 5: Why would you rent two cars.
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  Speaker 2: So that you don't get charged for the days that
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  Speaker 2: you're there when you're not using the car.
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  Speaker 5: I see what you're saying. You only need the car
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  Speaker 5: to get up there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, back yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So if you don't want to have a car, if
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  Speaker 5: you don't want to have a car while you're up
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  Speaker 5: there to go do rin things, drive down.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to do anything.
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  Speaker 5: You don't want to go get coffee?
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  Speaker 2: No, maybe it did. I would just he Uber eats it,
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  Speaker 2: or get from the hotel a bagel. No, I don't
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  Speaker 2: eat until I go to the comedy club, and then
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  Speaker 2: I eat something and then I go diarrhea for forty
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  Speaker 2: five minutes wait on stage.
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  Speaker 5: You don't eat anything until you go to the club
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  Speaker 5: for the whole day.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm not doing that. I'm not going to do
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  Speaker 2: this weekend. This weekend, I'm like knocking. I think I'm
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  Speaker 2: just gonna try and not drink.
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  Speaker 5: Let me ask you something, what is it that you
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  Speaker 5: What what got you into this mindset of just treating
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  Speaker 5: yourself so poorly.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a my it's not like a I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to do that. It's just it happens. Why I
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  Speaker 2: have bad habits.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think that you glamorize No, not all. Not
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  Speaker 5: being a kempt person.
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  Speaker 2: No, because I was a very well held I was
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  Speaker 2: a very super healthy person for a while, and then
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  Speaker 2: I stopped working out, and then everything just came crumbling
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  Speaker 2: down because I like, I used to go to the
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  Speaker 2: gym every day and I would eat like only like
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  Speaker 2: chicken and broccoli. I think it's just I go so
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  Speaker 2: hard when I go to the gym that becomes like
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  Speaker 2: my entire thing is like I'm oh, I'm a workout
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  Speaker 2: dude now and I eat so I like weigh all
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  Speaker 2: my food and shit, like I had like food scales
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  Speaker 2: going what like tracking my calories? Why? Because I was
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  Speaker 2: trying to get super ripped and I did. Did you
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  Speaker 2: for a couple of months? Do you have any shirtless picks? No,
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  Speaker 2: don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 5: I would. I am not worried. I'm in treating. They're
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  Speaker 5: not like I don't feel like going through that. You
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  Speaker 5: have some though, No, not on this phone. Do you
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  Speaker 5: have any pics of your best bod.
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  Speaker 2: Could find them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd like to see this. I'd like to see
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  Speaker 5: be fun to see how far are you falling?
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  Speaker 2: I was? I got so I went so when I
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  Speaker 2: first started working out, it was like, uh, it was
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  Speaker 2: senior year of high school and I didn't know anything
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  Speaker 2: about like nutrition, So I decided to just eat chicken
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  Speaker 2: and broccoli for every meal. Little did I know that
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  Speaker 2: I was actually in a super big calorie deficit. So
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get big. I just got super skinny.
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  Speaker 5: Oh and you weren't eating enough.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't eating enough at all, So I was like
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  Speaker 2: I lost all. I was like, I was like ten
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  Speaker 2: percent body fat, which is like pretty low, that's good.
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  Speaker 2: And I had like abs and and but I was
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  Speaker 2: skinny as fuck, like too skinny. And you're trying to
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  Speaker 2: get shallow skinny.
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  Speaker 5: You were trying to get muscular.
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  Speaker 2: And then I then I learned about all of it.
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  Speaker 2: And then what do you know?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 2: I know, like I know like what like I need
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  Speaker 2: like macros wise?
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  Speaker 5: What's that?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 5: What do you need macros wise?
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  Speaker 2: Like I know what. I know how to like calculate it,
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  Speaker 2: Like I know I know how many carbs I need,
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  Speaker 2: how much protein I need, how much fat I need?
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  Speaker 5: Do you know that off the top of your head?
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  Speaker 2: No, But it's easy as fuck to find out.
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  Speaker 5: Well, then it sounds like you don't know it.
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  Speaker 2: Did you just open up BMI calculator like macro calculator.
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  Speaker 5: You've got an app.
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  Speaker 2: No, you look look it up. You just look up
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  Speaker 2: macro calculator and then you type in your weight and
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  Speaker 2: your height and then what you want, what your goal is,
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  Speaker 2: and then it tells you everything that you need to eat.
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  Speaker 5: That's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh so then I and I then when
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  Speaker 2: I got back into I mean, I never stopped working out,
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  Speaker 2: but then I was like, all right, I'm gonna bulk.
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  Speaker 2: And I didn't really get as into it because I
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  Speaker 2: was at college, so I wasn't like tracking my calories.
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  Speaker 2: I was kind of just like, all right, I know
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  Speaker 2: I need more protein, I know I need more carbs,
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  Speaker 2: just kind of like rough doing a rough scale of it.
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  Speaker 2: And then, uh and then I got bigger. But then
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  Speaker 2: when I really got like when I put on a
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  Speaker 2: lot of mass muscle was probably like last year or
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  Speaker 2: two years ago, I guess now. And then I got
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  Speaker 2: like strong. I was deadlifting like two twenty five nice
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  Speaker 2: and I could bench one eight five for one rep sick.
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  Speaker 2: And and that was when I was strong as fuck
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  Speaker 2: for me. And then I got COVID and then I
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  Speaker 2: have probably been to the gym ten times since then,
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  Speaker 2: and that was over a year ago.
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  Speaker 5: Damn. Yeah, we got to get you back, man.
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  Speaker 2: And then I started doing stand up and then it's
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  Speaker 2: like I can only I'm like I have hard times
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  Speaker 2: focusing on more than one thing at once. So like
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  Speaker 2: at that time, it was like working out was like
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  Speaker 2: like work was like in the back burner. Could work
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  Speaker 2: out was planned? Was the first thing?
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  Speaker 5: Could we not reframe the way that you look at
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  Speaker 5: all of this and say that you working out and
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  Speaker 5: eating well is gonna help you with your work with
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  Speaker 5: stand up?
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  Speaker 2: No, I think it would because I'd feel better and
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  Speaker 2: I'd be more energy.
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  Speaker 5: I think you'd have more energy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I look at you, and I look I think I'm
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  Speaker 5: worried about you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No. The problem is it's just like like
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  Speaker 2: my showing yourself. Yeah, my sleep schedules fucked. I I
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  Speaker 2: don't eat that bad. I don't eat super unhealthy. I
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  Speaker 2: usually try and eat like relatively healthy. It's more just
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  Speaker 2: like and I actually have cut back on drinking a
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  Speaker 2: good bit. I really only drink on the weekends now,
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  Speaker 2: and even then it's like sometimes I don't even drink
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  Speaker 2: on the weekends. And I also do stand up sober
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  Speaker 2: pretty much all the time.
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  Speaker 5: That's good. I'm glad you got rid of that rind
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  Speaker 5: through that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I also realized I just sucked at stand up
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  Speaker 2: when I was drunk. Yeah, because I would like, I
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  Speaker 2: would be like on stage like, damn, I'm fucking killing
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  Speaker 2: And then i'd watch the tapes and there'd be like
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  Speaker 2: forty second pauses in between words, and I'd be like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I look fucking so dumb right now.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, But the plan is when I move, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna start cooking for myself again.
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  Speaker 5: What are you moving?
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna move at the end of March.
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  Speaker 5: Nice. Yeah, where are you gonna move to? Are you
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  Speaker 5: gonna live alone?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Wow? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Sweet Yeah, you're gonna get sweet pad. Probably not how much?
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  Speaker 5: How much are you will what's your budget?
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  Speaker 2: I'd probably cap out at like right now, I pay
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  Speaker 2: eighteen hundred, probably more like two thousand with like all
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  Speaker 2: the Wi Fi and shit, and then I'd probably be okay,
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  Speaker 2: like three thousand, I'd be fine with. I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think i'd want to do four. I think
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  Speaker 2: I think I could. I don't want to, though.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you'll see a place. You'll see a place
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  Speaker 5: that's four and it's gonna be a lot better than
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  Speaker 5: the place that's three and a half.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I just don't want I don't
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  Speaker 2: like spending money. Yeah, but here's the thing. You haven't
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  Speaker 2: paid rent since I wrote out my rent check today.
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  Speaker 2: My landlord just doesn't ask for rent, kind of like
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  Speaker 2: a we're like on like a trust, We're on a
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  Speaker 2: trust system, and I haven't. I was doing the math
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  Speaker 2: today and I was like, I was like, oh shit,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I should bring my because I have nothing
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  Speaker 2: to do today after this. So I was like, maybe
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  Speaker 2: I'll go bring my rent to my landlord, and then
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  Speaker 2: I decided I'm not to because it's so he it's
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  Speaker 2: a very shitty system. Like any other place that I've lived,
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  Speaker 2: it's been like there's a portal or venmo Zell anything.
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  Speaker 2: This is you got to bring in a handwritten check
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  Speaker 2: to the land You have to bring it to his apartment.
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  Speaker 2: I've done that before, and he lives all the way
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  Speaker 2: up by Central Park, which it's not that it's not
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  Speaker 2: that that's far, but it's that his apartment is a
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  Speaker 2: like a fifteen minute walk off the train, which I'm like, Eh.
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  Speaker 5: Why don't you mail it to him. I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: do I'm gonna do that today ahead of time.
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  Speaker 2: But I have to pay I'm paying five months of
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  Speaker 2: rent today.
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  Speaker 5: Are you sure this guy is still why?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, Yo, there's no just the la.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing is, every time I've paid rent, it's
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  Speaker 2: been like that. I've probably paid rent three times in
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  Speaker 2: the last year and a half and it's been like
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  Speaker 2: four month payments. Man, So I haven't paid rent since November.
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  Speaker 5: Is your roommate paying rent?
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea, do we haven't. It got to
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  Speaker 2: a point where he was like on our ass for
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  Speaker 2: a bit, being like, I'm gonna have to start charging
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  Speaker 2: you guys late fees. And that was when I brought
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  Speaker 2: in like a shit ton of months and I paid
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  Speaker 2: like months ahead too, because I was like, I know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm so bad at this and I just want to
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  Speaker 2: get it over with. And uh I legitimately that was
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  Speaker 2: in November. Haven't heard a word from him since. But also,
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  Speaker 2: we have this big mice problem and he's like refusing
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  Speaker 2: to do anything about it. So part of me wonders
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  Speaker 2: if he's like being like leanient about that because he
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  Speaker 2: knows that he's fucking us and that like, no, what
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  Speaker 2: people are people are moving out of the apartment. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: lots of people like just like abandoning it because they're like,
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  Speaker 2: this is fucking insane.
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  Speaker 5: How many mice there are?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: How many are there?
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  Speaker 2: I mean we were in our apartment on the middle
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  Speaker 2: of the middle of the day. One just ran right there.
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  Speaker 5: When you were over there, you saw mice. Yeah, every time.
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  Speaker 2: M hm he hit mooke, Yeah, hit mouke in.
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  Speaker 5: The but you see a bunch of them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and do the apartment's not dirty, the apartment is.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And we've had We've told him like a hundred times,
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  Speaker 2: we've had like the exter he sends over the exterminator,
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  Speaker 2: it's just a supers, just some dude. He comes over
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  Speaker 2: and like moves a bunch of shit around and then
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  Speaker 2: it's like, well, there's dust behind the stove. Why do
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  Speaker 2: you think you have mice? And then that's it. And
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  Speaker 2: then we're like, yeah, dude, that he left ten minutes ago,
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  Speaker 2: we just saw three mice run through the kitchen. And
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  Speaker 2: he's like, all right, we're gonna send someone over again tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: And they come and they just don't do anything. And
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  Speaker 2: then it's like, so, now since that's happened, he has
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  Speaker 2: been very He went radio silent. So I think he
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  Speaker 2: knows that he's fucking us because we asked to move out.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, dude, the mice problem is out
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  Speaker 2: of control. We pretty much can't well no, I was like,
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: I was like, dude, we can't go We can't go
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: in our living room. It's your whole building. Yeah, but
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: it's like so like we're like, I don't leave my
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: room because my room I have like a draft guards.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: The mice can't get in. It's like sealed off completely.
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: Do you walk into your bedroom like like as though
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: you're not letting a cat out?
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: But I never I never go to the bathroom anything
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: and leave my door open. And if I do, if
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: I if, I'm like I'll be like taking a piss
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: and I'll be like, fuck, did I close my door?
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: And I'll cut the piss off and go back and
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: close the door and then go back to the bathroom
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: because dude, I've woken up in the middle of the
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: night to mice my in my room. Oh and that's
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: not a feeling that I've ever I ever want to
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: experience again. So like, do we don't have like we
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: we moved where our trashes, like we don't have a room.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Our apartment is clean as fuck, and we still have
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: so much mice.
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: Shoot, you know what, why don't you get a cat?
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get a cat, dude. We're all
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: moving away from each other. Yeah, we're not living together anymore.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: A snake, Yeah, that would be way worse. But I'd
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: rather have mice. I'd rather have mice than have a
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: snake slithering or the apartment. But yeah, it sucks. But
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: uh so, I think I'm just gonna get out of
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: there at the end of this month.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: Break your lease.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: No, I mean our lease is up in May first.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Oh you just I think I'm gonna bail a month early.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Just pay it. Yeah, that's not a fun situation.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, we've been we just fucked up. Like we've
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: been there. We're gonna be there for sixteen months, uh huh,
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: which we should have just signed a year. But it
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: was like we were like, holy shit, we're in West Village,
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Like this is because we were in Hell's Kitchen before,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: so we're like this is fucking nuts, Like let's stay
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: here for as long as we can. Yeah, And it
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: wasn't even bad, like it was pretty like, I mean,
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I still love the area. It's just like it didn't
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: get bad like the mice problem wasn't even until like
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: probably September November. Yeah, it took over and then it
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: went away, and then they went away for a while,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: and then they came back harder than ever they fully invaded.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: But it's like, so I, So I sent the landlord
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: an email and I was like, hey, dude, uh, we
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: can't use almost all of our apartment because unless you
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: want mice running around your feet blah blah blah. I
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: was like, okay, is there any chance we could break
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: the lease and get out of here early? And he
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: was like unfortunately no. I was like, what do you
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: mean unfortunately, No, you make the rule. Don't try and
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: act like you're upset about it too. It's like you
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: could easily just be like yeah, sure, yeah, it's not
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: like like he owns the he owns the building.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: Mm hmmm. I think he means unfortunately for you.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he should have said that, m hm. And then
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: he uh. And then Owen my roommate who you know?
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: He uh. He sent him an email and was like.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: This was after the extreminator came again, and he was like, dude,
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: this is insane, Like the mice problems out of control.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: He's like, you guys need to do something about this,
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Like it's like not okay. And then he called him
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: and he was like, my mother's in the hospital, like
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: the landlord and he was like, dude, that doesn't have
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: anything to do with the fucking mice. The mice in
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: our apartment.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Also, yeah, you're he's not in the hospital. He's like ninety,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: but your mom has been dead for eighty years. Like seriously,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: it's like it's like an old like West Village dude.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: You know, it's like your mom is not alive.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: It's so funny. I'm thinking now I've lived I'm thirty three.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: I've lived in New York since I was twenty two,
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: and in those eleven years, I think I've lived in
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: eight different apartments, So it's pretty good a lot of
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: times i've.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Lived in This is my third apartment. I've only been
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: here for I guess that's on track to be the same.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I've had I've had a lot of interesting experiences.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: I've had some really bad experiences. The worst experience I
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: had I was in my old apartment when I lived
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: in Chelsea. Yeah, and it was on the it was
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: a garden apartment. So it was on the like the
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: ground floor, and the bedroom was you know, there was
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: a glass door out into this little garden area and
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: there was no insulation. Yeah, and the heating didn't work
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: really that well. And so in the winter when it
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: got cold, I mean, my room would be I'd be
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: sleeping and it would be fifty two degrees.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucking insane.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: Fifty two you could see your breath.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: That's fucking nuts.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: And I mean there was there was no amount of blankets. Yeah.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: You know, it's sort of like when you go try
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: to summ at Everest and you just accept that when
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: you're sleeping in Camp three, Yeah, you're gonna be cold.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: It's not gonna you know, you're you're not gonna be
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: warm sleeping. But it was New York City, Chelsea. That's
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: an expensive neighbor yeah, nepaal Yeah, So I brought it
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: up so many times. They would buy me a twenty
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: dollars space heater and send that. That didn't really help
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: that much.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Those are dangerous to right, sure, Yeah, just explode.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: They also, Yeah, and people leave them on and they
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: down you know, tenement housing, I think, and uh, finally,
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: you know, we one night I had to go sleep
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: in a hotel because it was so cold, you did.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I did that when the mice first came.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: That's kind of a treat though. It was awesome when
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: you go sleep in a hotel live in your own home.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've actually do that twice.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: It kind of makes me feel like divorce would be okay. Yeah.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I had to do that when I was living in
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: East Village and both my roommates were out of town
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: and I came back from Massachusetts and I forgot my keys,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: left them at home and I called my landlord and
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, man, I can't get into my apartment.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: It was like noon, and he's like, sorry, man, I
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: got a dentist appointment today.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: I was like, all right, well, what about the fucking
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: ten hours when you don't have a dentist appointment? Yeah,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: let me into my house.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: So I had to get a hotel.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Where did you go? Remember what hotel it was?
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: You do, It's like a nice ass hotel, but it
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: was like in the height of COVID. It was actually
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I remember being like super eerie because there was I
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: was the only person there, and I remember walking down
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: this long asshole and it's just complete silence.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Spooky.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was nice.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: Man. You never stay in hotels in New York City,
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: but when you do, it's kind of a treat. It's
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: they're not that bad. Some are okay, some are not
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: so bad.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: They're definitely not like other places when you go to hotels,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: they're much different.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: One time I was dating a girl for a long
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: long time and we lived together, and it's just her wife. No, no, no,
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: But it's funny to say. One time I was dating
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: a girl for a really long long time and we
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: lived together once upon a time in my life, the
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: most significant relationship other than the one I'm currently in,
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: which is a marriage. Anyway, we broke up and she
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: was you know, she like laughed, but had hadn't moved
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: out completely, and so we had a bunch of you know,
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: pictures and stuff up of us, and she I think
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: she was going she was moving to another state, and
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: so there it was all still in there. And I
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: was single then. And then I had a girl that
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: I met who I wanted to hang out with, but
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: I couldn't bring her over to my home because.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: There's pictures everywhere.
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: It just looked like a Shrine his girlfriend, and so
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: I got us a hotel room and she was like, what,
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: that's weird. You know, it's tough to explain to a
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: girl you've met at a bar or whatever where you're
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: like yeah, she's like where do you live? And you're like,
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: I live in Brooklyn. Yeah, and she's like cool. And
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: then hours later she's like, you want to get out
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: of here? And you're like, hold on, let me check
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: hotels tonight.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: She's like, she's like, what do you mean why can't
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: we go the fifteen minutes home to your apartment? And
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: you're like, ah, this is a mice problem. Yeah.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not a bad idea either.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: Trust me, you don't want to go Yeah yeah, that's uh,
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: that was a fun night. But then yeah then you, uh,
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: hotels are fun.
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: you think college is for.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Get Uber one for students a membership to save on
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Uber and Uber eats. What deals this good?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Everyone wants to be a student joined for just four
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: ninety nine a month.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: Savings may very eligibility and member terms apply.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not bad, except I don't know. I'm kind
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: of ober hotels right now.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: When you're on the road and you're in a hotel,
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: do you just destroy the hotel room?
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Dude? I I it goes from it's actually like I'm like,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say like I can keep my room clean,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Like I have to keep my room clean right because
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: it's so small because there's mice, so I can't let
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: it get dirty. But dude, the pace that I'm able
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: to make the room just like a bomb went off
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: in there is like I feel like someone might want
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: to do like studies at Like within within five minutes,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: there's like underwear across the room and I don't even
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: know how it got there. All bets are off.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: You're just using full towels to wipe off your stomach
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: and then you're looking at that on the floor and
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: you're like, oh, which one's clean? I need to shower again?
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Like I when I The worst is when I'm checking
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: out and i gotta like walk all around my room
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: and I'm like finding like shirts like tucked away in
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: like corners, and I'm like, I don't even know what
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: this is doing over here. It's like you go in
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: and you just start throwing things all over.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: The ye it's actually so you had a tempered Yeah,
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: it's like the more space they give me like the worse.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, have you ever been like I got like
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: an I got like upgraded. When we went to Plano,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: the dude was like a fan.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: Oh that's sick. Yeah, it was really cool at the hotel. Yeah,
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: that's cool, and I'm going there. I'm going there soon,
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: So I hope that that happens.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I bett you will be And I think he's like
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: a big barstool fan.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: Hey, if you're listening to this, Yeah, dude at the
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: plane Out hotel, I'm coming in April. I hope that
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: you give me an upgrade.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Planet is not bad?
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Is it not bad? Bad? Okay, it's a.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Fun little area. Oh, there's actually a pool hall or
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: pool bar literally next to the club right across the street.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Turned into a very black bar at night. Oh. I
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: think we were the only white people there. I've been
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: there a couple of games.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: In I like the sound of that.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: It's actually a fun ass night.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: I like those nights. Yeah, where you just say, oh
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: my gosh, I'm the only white guy.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: That's fun.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's a nice bar right across the street.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: We would play pool there for hours before the show.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: You and Mooke? Yeah, how's Mooke at pool?
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: He's not bad?
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: Are you guys? Pretty level?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: No, I'm way better than him. You are way better.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: Let's say you guys played ten games, what would the
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: score be.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: It'd probably be like nine to one.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Oh that bad.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. If I'm like, if I'm trying and I'm on,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: then yes. If I'm like kind of like I don't
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: feel like doing this, I don't want to do this
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: show tonight, then it's more like even I see or
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: if I have a little bit of a tummy ache,
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: My goal this weekend is to just not get a
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: stomach ache. And I think that's going to require me
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: having like three beers Max.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, because.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I just can't, like it's becoming so unsustainable and so miserable,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: like waking up on the road over look into your right,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: A big ass whopper box next to you.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, you're eating.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: A big Gulf Diet coke?
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: Are you really? You're eating whoppers?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Like yes and no. I'm usually pretty good about it,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: but then there'll be one night where we just break
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: and I just buy. I think I buy out burger
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: cane for the night.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Do you remember? Do you remember when we went to
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Saint Louis. Yeah, and the only thing that we would
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: have at night was the stuff from the vending machine.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I still have the.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Video of you selecting your things.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't know if I've ever seen it.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: It's fun.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just remember. I think I went back to
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: the vending machine. Yeah, like when we went, I went
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: back to my went to my room, and then I
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: went back to the vending machine.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: Why did you do that?
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I wanted more? Oh I wasn't satisfied.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: But you were buying trail mix and stuff, right. I
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: probably bought the trail mix for you as a as
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: a little show, did you?
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: And I went back and I got.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: The you don't have to worry about me.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: The Swedish fish and the doritos.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: I wasn't going to trail mix. What do you want, Francis, Yeah,
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: a bottle of.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: Do they have any of those queen walks, any of
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: those alternative crisp things? Oh? Man, I uh that's good man. Well,
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: you know, it's been fun. I like going on the
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: road with you, and you and I have bonded over
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: pool ourselves. Yeah, you're the only person with whom I
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: played Pool.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've I've cut back on that as well a
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: little bit. But I'm pumped to uh go back on
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: the road to play some pool, pumped to go to Cobbs.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be fun as fun.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: Hell. Yeah, what do you think our lifetime record is
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: in Pool versus me?
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I mean just from Saint Louis alone, we played for
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: like nine hours.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we played a lot of hours of full in
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: Saint Louis.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: But that's also because there was just there's literally nothing
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: else to do. That bar was crazy too, Yeah, it was.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: We pulled up to this like that didn't even look
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: like it was open. It was like under construction, and
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: we walked in and there's just like a couple like
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: ladies sitting there just getting shit faced. Yeah, and it's
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: like it had to have been one PM at Best. Yeah. Yeah,
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: and they're like, we've seen Davia Tel before. Yeah, is
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Dave with you?
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Guys? Is that who it was?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: They say? They all everywhere you go, everyone's like, oh,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: we've seen David Tel before. Okay, but they did say
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: David Tel.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah. They were all so excited that we were there.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know who I get a lot? Is I
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: get David Tel? And then I get do I get
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Michael Rapaport.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: All the time people say they've gone to see him.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: They all see they've gone to see him. And then
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: all the staff at every club like, oh Michael Rappaport
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: was just here. He's such a sweetheart.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, angel nice.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all every club I go to.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: That's interesting. Yeah, everybody at Barstool has had a very
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: different experience.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: I know, and I don't know anything about him. I
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: just know that Dave fired him.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Well he and I got common Oh yeah, did you
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: guys did you ever were you here when he was here?
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I was, Did you guys ever talk?
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: He told me to come fight him?
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Oh nice?
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: On Twitter? He said meet me here, We're going to fight.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: And I didn't go because my life didn't. I wasn't upset.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: What was he trying to fight for?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Well, I think for some reason he was mad at Donnie,
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: and I think Donnie had said something, and then he
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: got mad at Donnie and was telling Donnie some negative things.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: And then I told I came in and I said,
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: Donnie works at the company with us, he's our coworker.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: And then he said, why don't you come fight me?
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Something like that. He's very defensive and.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: People love to threaten physical altercation when it's like no
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: one wants Why would you want that?
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: I think that it's easy to do on the internet.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: And then if you actually they were to do that
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: in the streets, people are much more Oh whoa, I
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: didn't mean anything by that. Yeah.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I don't want to have to go to work to
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: want to explain why I have a fucking busted eye. Right, Yeah,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to get in a fight.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: What have you ever hurt yourself?
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Have they ever hurt myself?
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: We ever gotten really hurt? I broke my arm?
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: How'd that happen?
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Almost got decapitated? What? Yeah?
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: Start with the arm hold.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: It's actually a stretch.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: I want to hear that though, But how'd you break
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: your arm?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I was in fifth grade. It was my second day.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: I went to private school for one year because my
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: parents thought I had something wrong with me, and I
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: I just didn't want to do my homework. And I
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: was also like nine. Yeah, it was my first day
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: at school or second day at school. And I had
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: a lunch box that had a long strap, and I
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: was running trying to catch up to this kid who
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: was in the same next class as that. I didn't
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: know where it was, and I tripped over my lunch
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: box and I flew through the air and I landed
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: on my arm and it broke. I squee squealed around
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: on the floor until the nurse came.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Was it where in here here or here? Uh here
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: down here? Yeah, so you're radius.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it's called, but it broke big time.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: Golly. Was it through the skin compound fracture?
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: No, but it was What is that called it when
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: it goes through the skin compound compound? What is it
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: when it breaks in two places?
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It broke in multiple places and then
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: and then they had to rebreak it put it back
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: in place.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Do you have lasting pain or issues as a result of.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: That no, not at all. I mean I I remember
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't cry. For starters, pretty squealed, which is a
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: lot worse, but I didn't cry. And then they reb
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: ok it. I didn't cry either. I do remember the
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: most painful part of the entire thing was they were
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: injecting me with like a numbing thing and they had
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: to put it in the bone. Oh, and I was
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: getting an X ray and I could see the needle
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: getting closer and closer to the bone. It was like
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: a live X ray. And when it hit the bone,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I remember that that was probably the most pain I've
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: ever been in. Yeah. Still didn't cry though, probably because
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I was probably on a shit ton of drugs. Yeah,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: And then I remember they were like, Okay, it's not
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: gonna hurt now for another couple hours. So they were like,
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: but make sure you keep it in the slang and
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: you don't like throw it around. And I was like
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I remember walking out of the walking out of the hospital,
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: just like fucking car McGregor walking out of there being like, yeah,
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: this wasn't hurt at all, Like what the fuck are
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: they talking about? And then like I think, I think
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I cried when I got home. I remember when I
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: got home. It hurts so fucking much. I remember I
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: was trying to play video games and I couldn't cause it
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: hurt too much.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: They were did they have they didn't have you in
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: a cast?
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: No, I was in a cast.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh in a sling. Yeah, I see. Okay,
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: you got to almost got decapitated.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: So this was actually the same year probably, or it
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: might have been a year after, and I was that
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: was along. That was a stretch. I think almost getting decapitated.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: You would have to have gotten to classifize that. I
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: think like half of it would have been open. But
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I was biking, and uh there was this like path
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: that would lead to the parking lot of our high
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: school through the woods, and there would always be traffic.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: So the high schoolers they would go through that path
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: with their cars. They wouldn't have to wait in the line.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: And it became like a big thing in the town.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Put up these like metal wires, oh to walk it
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: off so that cars couldn't get through there. Yeah, And
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I was biking down the street super fast and I
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: didn't see the wire and just fucking clotheslined from like
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: a thin metal wire. Oh, and I literally took me
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: off my bike and like I had like a dash
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: like all along my neck. And I remember I went,
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I was sleeping over at this kid's house that night,
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: like hanging out, and I remember I my mom came
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: to pick me up and like her his I don't know,
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: he had a little bit of an odd family. Oh,
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: and I remember they had drugs and everything.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, and that's not really odd so much it is criminal.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but I remember my mom came and pick
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: me up the next morning.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Why was she letting you sleep over there?
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I don't think she knew. Oh, I don't think I knew.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: How did you know at that age that they all
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: had drugs?
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: I don't think I did.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: But then, how do you know?
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: I remember my mom told me I was not to
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: go over there anymore, and I was like, why.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: Not, And she said she'd seen the drugs. No, but
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: I grew up with the kid after that and he said,
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: my family has drugs.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: No.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I just know, I just knew his family. I wasn't
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: like good friends with him after that, but I just like,
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: it's you know.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: They were a family of drugs.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: They all were doing drugs.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: They were doing them.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they weren't like selling drugs.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, I thought it was like a family business. No, no, no, Um,
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: that's crazy that they were all minding drugs together.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know. The drugs part is not
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: the biggest detail of the story.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: I got excited about that. You, by the way, you
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: don't get to tell me what I can like, Like.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: The most relevant part of the story was that my
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: mom didn't want me to hang out with some kid
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: when I was like ten.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: Am I wrong in thinking that, like you'd be sleeping
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: over at a drug den?
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: It was in a drug den. It was like the
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: most normal sleepover of all time. The bad part was
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: that when I when my mom came to pick me
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: up the next morning, I walked out of the house
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: and there was fucking like a three centimeter gash going through.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: My entire neck. And like the dude's dad never or
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: parents never even told my mom because they were high. Yeah,
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: and she just picks me up like that and I
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: had like a fucking like like a fucking scab like
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: slice over my entire neck. Was like, what the fuck
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: does that? How she did she find out then about
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: the drugs?
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know how she found out about the drugs.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: I could ask her, do you think when the kid's
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: dad came out to hand you?
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Actually I do remember, yes, when my mom came and
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: pick me up at like ten am and the kid's
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: dad had like his breath like reeked of booze or something.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, but then she might have only thought that they
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: were a big drinking family, not drugs.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: There was something with drugs. I don't know. He had
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: like older siblings who were like getting arrested and stuff.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: For trafficking drugs from the house.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: No, no, for like possession of drugs, just possessing. They
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: weren't drug dealers. Why did you like they probably were
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: drug dealers?
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Why'd you like this?
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Kid?
• 37:50
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• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Dude, I was in fourth grade. He was in like
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: two he was in my class. He just didn't really
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: have to be paired up with people at that age. Yeah,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: you didn't, couldn't discern No, mmm, And I think I
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: remember liking him because we would go over to his
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: house and there would be no.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: Rules because their parents were shit out.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd go over and you'd just fucking go on
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: the roof of the house and like shoot bb guns
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: and stuff.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I knew. I knew those like fire works off,
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: I knew those kinds of kids. That was crazy, those
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: kids when because it's a well to do kid, you
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: always thought, oh my god, what, I'm so fun not
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: to have rules. Yeah, But then at the same time
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: you had that crisis of conscience where you said, ooh,
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: I maybe what my parents said all along was meant
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: to protect me. Yeah. And therefore the fact that we're
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: now mixing five different types of lighter fluid in this
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: trash can we found, we don't know what's going to happen.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: I'm going to stand farther back than the other kids,
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: and then maybe this will be the last time I
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: hang out with them.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think I was. I think I remember
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: being really mad that I was not to hang out
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: with that kid anymore. But then we got older and
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: we weren't friends anymore.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: What's up? What's he up to now? No idea, I
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: haven't haven Did he fall, did he fall apart? He
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: dropped out of high school? Yeah, we haven't talked, but.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: I remember like we were like still really good friends,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: like school friends. We had like a bunch of classes together.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: When everybody got to an age where drinking and doing
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: drugs was cool, did that kid kind of hit a
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: cool zone because everyone?
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: No, I think he was already in pretty deep at
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: that point. Oh that it like wasn't cool. Oh he
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: There were kids like that too, though, that like when
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: everyone started drinking and then they'd just go, they'd really
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: dive in and they'd be like drinking in school and shit,
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: and you'd.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Be like, oh, maybe don't do that. You knew kids
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: that would drink before school? Yeah, did you?
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: No?
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: Never, No, No, I never ever did anything like that.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: I would have been way too scared.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think if I did ever, like senior
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: year before like a half day or something, But I
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: don't think I did.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: I wasn't so bored of school that I needed to
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: be fucked up. For it.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: School was hard. I think I remember we were like
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: gonna do that once for like during like like one
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: of our last days of school. We were gonna get
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: like fucked up before school. And then I think we
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: were like, no, that we have to get to school
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: by seven am. That's fucking terrible.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there were kids. I mean, I just I can't think,
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: like think now knowing what you know about drinking, right, Yeah, but.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: It's also different than because you don't there's no there's
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: literally no negative effects of drinking when you're that young.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: Okay, but this is my point, like there's nothing. Imagine
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: if someone said to you, hey, dude, how's your Saturday looking,
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: and you said it's pretty free, and I said, great,
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: I have a really fun idea for us. Let's go
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: get fucked up and then sit in a geometry class together.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: You would say that sounds like the worst place for
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: us to go to be fucked up. Wow.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Wow, But I kind of disagree at the same time, No.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't want to learn about congruent triangles.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: But I think also like when you're that young and
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: you're like doing something like illegal like that, I think
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: it's like it's kind of like the excitement of like, oh,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I hope I don't get caught. Like I remember we
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: went on a school trip. When I went on a
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: school trip and I was with all my best friends.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: We had free time. We went and we got fucked up.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: Where was it?
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: You're up?
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: You went on one of those trips. You were one
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: of those kids. I got to go on the Europe trip.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: I went senior year.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: I never got to go on one of those. Yeah,
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: never got asked. I was supposed to go.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: I got. I wiggled my way in. My two best
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: friends were going, and they were going for it's like
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: all like optional. But then I found out that like
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: our our group, like our whole like our girlfriend group
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: was going too, and I was like, oh shit, this
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: is going to be a blast. So I wiggled my
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: way through and I like emailed the profet. I didn't
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: even have the teacher. It wasn't even my teacher. And
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, can I come on this? And
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: they were like yeah, sure, And I went and I
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: remember we would That was like the most fun I've
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: ever had in my life, like getting fucked up and
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: like being in Europe with the whole class on.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: Like a tour and you didn't have chaperones.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: No, we did, but they'd be like, you have an
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: hour of free time, and everyone would go like see
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: the sites, and we'd go to like Papa Gino's or
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Papa John's and fucking Papa Juan's. Yeah. Yeah, No, they
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: had like they had like dominoes and shit in like Paris,
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: and we would go there and we'd just get like
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: we'd drink as much beer as we possibly could in
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: like thirty minutes, and then we'd like buy gum and
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: then we'd go back.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: And they wouldn't smell your breath or look at your
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: bloodshot eyes or anything like that.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: No, towards the end, I think they had to have known,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: because I remember I did. Uh. We got like really
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: really fucked up the last night, and we had like
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: a big bus th're on, like a tour bus. Sure,
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: and I think I sang little uzi Vert through like
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: the PA system on the tour bus while we were
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: driving home.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: The fact that Lil uzi Vert was I think when
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: you were in high school, Yeah, we had a kid, Bruce.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: I can't remember what his last name was, yeah, but
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: his name was Bruce. He went on one of those trips. Yeah,
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: everybody loved Bruce. Yeah, and he got fucked up on
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: that trip. They get in trouble and I don't think
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: they do the trips anymore. They smell his breath and
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: then he got caught, and it was a big deal
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: when they all came back that Bruce got suspended.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we uh. I remember me and my buddies
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: tried to sneak out of the hotel one night, which
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: this was actually probably a good thing that we got
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: caught because we were like sixteen. Yeah for seventeen you
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: needed to be corrected the fact it probably wouldn't have
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: been a good thing if we were wandering the streets
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: of Florence at like three in the morning by ourselves,
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: three American boys, and we we broke out, and then
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: the teacher from her hotel room yelled down to us
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: and was like get back inside right now, oh shure, Like, oh,
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: we were just going for a walk. Yeah, And I
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: think we got in a lot of trouble for that.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was super fun. That was the only time
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: I've ever been to Europe really.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So you have a passport, I do, that's good. Uh,
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: would you ever go back to her. Do you have
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: any Oh, I would love to go back. Do you
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: like to travel, yeah, cool.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: I like to go to like like like I like
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: going out West, Yeah, America, I know that, and I
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: like going to uh and also I would I would
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: love to go back to Italy really. Yeah. What do
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: you like about Italy the architecture?
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah really? Yeah?
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Also I love Peroni. Uh huh it's good they got
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Peronis on draft out there they do. Yeah.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Wow, that's cool that you like architecture.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I just like, I'm not like, I'm
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: not like fascinated by it, but it just looks cool.
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: Are you walking around with your head pointed up?
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I'd go back to Florence too. Florence is just
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: a little more low key. Oh really, Florence is pretty small.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: Yes, I've been there a couple of times, to Rome,
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: not Rome. You have Rone is your co host? I do?
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: Uh in Rome, you've been to Rome.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: I went to Rome. So over that trip it was
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: like a week, and I went to Paris, which was Paris,
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: and then we were there for a couple of days,
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: and then we took a train overnight train to florin
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: cool and then from there, we went to Rome and
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: we went.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: Home, roamed home.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: But Paris, I remember just being like, this just feels
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: like New York. Yeah, kind of does. Yeah, there's a
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: busy city.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: I remember shot gunning beers in the louver at. We
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: bought beers at the McDonald's and we just went over
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: to a corner of like the mall area or the
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: food court area, and we shot gun beers there and
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: then we went in. We saw Lisa.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: That's kind of fun. Did you watch the Murdog documentary?
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: I did not know.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: I think you'd like it.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna watch it.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: You kind of remind me of some of them.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I started watching with Succession.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: You haven't seen that.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: No, it's fucking good.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: It's one of the better shows that's come out good.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I always saw clips of it and I
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: was like, this show looks gay as fuck. Oh damn
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: it all like the quick zooms and like the I
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: don't know if that show out of context, I could
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: see people not liking uh huh, But well I didn't
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: like it. But then I watch you. I mean, like,
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: the first episode is fucking amazing.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: It's awesome.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Like, right off the bag, you're like, this show's awesome. Yeah.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so you say it looks gay as fuck? Yeah,
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: So what what is that okay for you to say?
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Is that okay?
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I think are you gonna cut that now?
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: Oh well, now we might is it?
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: You're confronting me on it?
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Is it back?
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: I say it all the time.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: I don't have to say gay bashardly.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying it bashedly. I think I'm just saying
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: it's gay as fuck.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's bad.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Don't call me out, don't call me out on my words.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna highlight this. I'm going to stay on it.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: I like to fixate on the things that you want
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: to move on from. Well, I'm not that kid whose
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: family did drugs.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Oh well, no, I see you were saying, you were
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: talking about what is Bruce? That was his name?
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Bruce, Bruce.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: When was that time you saw Bruce?
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: Not a long It's been a long time. Okay.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: I saw this kid probably like three years ago. There's
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: a chance he might listen to.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: This shit, but he's you know, he's in jail. He
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: needs this from me.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: He's probably like in jail and he's like the one
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: free hour of free time I get a week. I
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: like to watch Son of a Boy Day podcast.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: I know, I watched my old friend on the big screen,
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: I bet you, And now I'm like shit talking his
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: family on a podcast. I'll tell you what. I bet
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: you he's had this thought. Man, I used to be
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: best friends with little Sasquatch. Now he used to come
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: over to our house and nobody watched us. We would
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: hang out on the roof, and then time, you know,
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: as so often happens, we went our separate ways. And
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: now he's this big shot guy at Barstool Sports, which
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: I love because I'm in prison, and I wonder if
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: he even knows who I am anymore. So for him
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: to hear you saying that you remember those times fondly
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: and that you felt a little bit bad about the
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: fact that his family was so mired in crime.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Or though like his mom was really normal.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: Do you know that for sure?
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: How so? No, But it sounded like to me you
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: didn't really have a great handle on how much crime
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: they were involved in. This was in the first This.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Was like in fourth grade, and then like we still
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: knew each other for the next ten years.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: I know, And you said things just got worse from
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: that point or.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: It's getting way too specific.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: No, No, I mean.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: Now it's like now it's like everyone from my town
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: knows who I'm talking about. Yeah, every single part. I
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: think we all need to help these kids. Yeah, we're fine,
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: they're probably doing great. No, it sounds like they're in
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: worse shape than every might be. The V is this
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: what you did on Mean Girls? No fucking shop this
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: whole episode. Fucking destroy this whole episode, Tyler, just throughout
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: the whole episode. We can move on from the troubled kids.
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: We can move on. Good people are you? But you
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: said you haven't kept up with them.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: I haven't kept up with a lot of people. I've
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: the only two people. I only talked to three people
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: from my home.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: But it sounded like you chose to not maintain a friend.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe like it was maybe like probably like eight Max,
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: because we were never we were never like out of
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: school friends after fourth grade? Why we just weren't you
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: just do you when you're when you're that young, you
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: switch your friend group a lot? Really, And then I
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: met my good friends probably in ninth grade?
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: Did he not fit with them?
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: We were they never crossed paths.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Were you at a different school, No, how big was
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: your school like a thousand people? Oh, it's a big school,
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: So it's two hundred and fifty kids per class. So
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: there's there's a relatively decent chance that you probably wouldn't
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: have seen him that often in the halls. Were you
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: in more accelerated classes than he was? No, you were both.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: Did you have classes with him?
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, until like senior years and you.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: Chose not to really acknowledge him or No.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: We like sat next to each other and talked like
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: every day. So I told you do. I told you
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: that we were friends, well that till we graduated.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: Well then, but you said you grew apart and that
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: you had your different friends.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Now, dude, because you have school friends and then you
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: have out of school friends. You have kids that you
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: sit next to and you become friends with them and
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: you talk to them every day. But you're not like, hey,
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: let's go out after this.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: But don't you think maybe he wanted that.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: He had friends?
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: How do you know?
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Because I would see him doing stuff out of school,
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: like on his Instagram stories and stuff. He'd be posting
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: videos with friends.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: Which of them on the roof.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they really were on the roof that. Yeah, so
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying, you abandoned it. No, I did
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: not you. We were friends. We were friends probably in
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: fourth grade, and then we probably didn't become friends again
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: until junior year of high school.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: Oh you found each other again.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: No, we just started having classes together again, and I
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: was like, what's up.
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: Ah, that's actually kind of a nice story.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: No, it's really every single person in the world has
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: that exact same thing.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: No, that's not true. A lot of people.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: You met your friend, and you met your best friend
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: in fucking preschool, and then you guys became state friends.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: Ever, well, no, I can't say that, but I can
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: say that a lot of people don't sort of actively
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: choose to distance themselves from a friend early on in life.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: Go years and years.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: It wasn't. My my parents made me.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Either way, however, it is he knew that you
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: were shunning him.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, you don't just go from sleep when
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: you're young. When you're that young, it's just like you're
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, Oh, this kid's coming to sleep over.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: I'd barely even know him, but my parents said that
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: he's coming to sleep.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: That's you're down playing.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: No is am I right, you wouldn't have asked your
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: parents young. When you're that young, all of a sudden,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: your mom's like, oh bah blah, sleeping over tonight, and
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: you're like, all right, but.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Hang on that second. It's not like, no, wait a minute,
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: wait a second, I don't know that I buy that
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: much porn. You definitely told your parents Mom, dad, I
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: want to go to what's this? You don't have to
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: say his name, definitely not saying you would say. You
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: would say, I want to go. Let's call him, Let's
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: call him Davy. Yeah, I'm going to go to Davy's house. Uh,
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: can you talk to his parents to coordinate the exchange,
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: you know, make sure that you drop me off and
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: I pick me up whatever, all of that. What's their address?
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: You had to do all that back then, because you're
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: not taking yourself there, you're not biking there. I presume
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: you said you got packed.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: I think we lived pretty close to each other.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: But you said you got picked up. Yeah, so your
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: mom had to coordinate a pickup time from the sleepover.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: I'm assuming she probably spoke to his parents on the phone. Yeah, right,
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: which means that the whole thing was organized, which means
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: that the friendship was chosen. It was it ran deeper
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: than you were allowing.
• 53:33
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• 54:04
  Speaker 2: I almost said better help at the end. It would
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: have been funny. I don't think it did.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: I know it did. And then you guys you got picked.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Up, probably got picked up, and then my mom was
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: probably like, hey, Bubba, I was coming to sleep over tonight,
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, I don't really like him
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: that much, but that's fine.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: No, No, that's not what happened.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: No, that's what Your.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: Mom picked you up and saw you had a scar
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: on your neck from running into the wire, and that
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: you'd gone to her the guy's house, and he hadn't
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: treated you. His parents hadn't treated you the way that
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: she wanted.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: He did spray some shit on my neck and then
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: gave me a bandage.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably the wrong shit. She probably knew it was
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: the wrong shit, at which point she said, I don't
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: want you hanging out with him anymore, and you said fine, okay,
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: and that's what ended the friendship. And it wasn't until
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: junior year of high school where you finally said, you
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: know what, I have a sense of autonomy.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: And maybe even he was, like, we sat next to
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: each other in class, let's see next week, But.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't have been open to see. You wouldn't okay, fine,
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: but you still wouldn't have opened up that avenue of
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: communication unless you had been willing at that point to say,
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: I stand on my own two feet. I'm an older man. Now,
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: I'm a young man. I can make decisions for myself.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: I don't even really remember why my mom said I
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: shouldn't hang out with this kid anymore. Davy want to
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: hang out.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: I definitely knew why at that point.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: It's like, obviously I knew, why did he he knew
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: he wasn't stupid.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think he knew that I wasn't allowed to
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: hang out with him, so.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: Then he probably took it really personally.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Dude, you don't take things personally when you're that young.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: You're just like I think you take it more personally.
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: No way, he's your best friend. You guys are like, really,
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: you're really good friends, dude.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: We hung That was the first time I had ever
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: slept over all.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: Right, what one sleepover and done over? Yeah, let me
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: tell you something. If I had a buddy come over
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: and sleep at my house, if I went to the
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: trouble of telling my mom, mom, can you talk to
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: so and So's moms TC half in Reffer, Right, I
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: love TC half in Reffer. I looked up to this kid,
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: but he was a little bit rough around the edges.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: Knew it was a risk, and I said, mom, can
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: you talk to TC half in Refer's mom? And he
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: would shoot.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: They did.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: They talked, and TC came over and spent the night
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: with me, And that was the last sleepover he was
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: ever willing to do. I would be offended.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: I would be more infinitive if he was someone that
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: I was. That we had like ten sleepovers and then
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden it was just never again.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: No, man, I think one being done is not that
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: you'd feel judged. You would feel like, what's wrong with
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: my house? What's wrong with me?
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: He lived in a nice ass house.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: You didn't You said it was a drug den.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: No, it was a nice drug den.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: I'm picturing something out of like a euphoria.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: No, dude, he lived in like a nice ass house.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: He lived in one of the nice parts of our town.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so even more to the point that you probably
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: would have wanted to Yea.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: I think about all the drug dealers lived in the
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: nice part of town, okay, because they were all just
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: like their parents would do drugs. Yeah, because they're like
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: rich as fuck and they're like, let's just smoke weed.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: So heavy knew I was all smoke weed too.
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: Davy never knew why you didn't want to hang out
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: with him again. But you, uh, and you didn't tell.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe I did tell him.
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: All right, Well, rack your memory for one second. When
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: you guys, when you mended fences as juniors in high school,
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: was there a moment of like, hey, man, water under
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: the bridge, not in a while, not even a little bit.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: Whatever happened all those years.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Ago, whatever happened ten years.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: I thought I showed you a good time.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Probably didn't even remember.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: He definitely remembered me getting decapitated, though, that was hard
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: I forget. I think he remembered so just right off
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: the bat, though. Then you guys were right back in
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: your old groove. Dude. We were back general.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: We were back in a groove of being like this
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: teacher fucking sucks. I hate this class too. Yeah, right,
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: that was the furthest groove we got into. And then
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: he dropped out halfway through that year. For real. I
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: told you we dropped out of high school.
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: I didn't know was that year. Yeah, dude, I thought
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: you had a little more time.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, he dropped out like junior year.
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: You're just telling me all of a sudden, one day
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: you sat down in your assigned seat and he never
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: showed up.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he never showed up again.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: Did he tell you he was planning to drop out?
• 58:11
  Speaker 8: No?
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: He I remember we had a group project and I
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: wasn't in his group because it was like two and
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: two and he had the whole group project on his computer.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: And then the day it was due, he just never
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: came back, and the other kid.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: Got fucked I mean, that's pretty irresponsible for them to
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: let him put it on his computer. Now, anyone who
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: was going to drop out, knowing his family history. I mean,
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: that laptop was definitely paid for.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: It from the school. The school would give us a laptop,
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: and then you got to give it back.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I bet you he didn't give it back
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: and traded it for fucking needles.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think I gave mine back either, to be honest,
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Actually I know I didn't because I had it up
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: until I got hired at Barstool and they sent me
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: a new one.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: Well that's nice to know. That's where the mass Cho
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: taxpayers dollars are going.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: So it actually ended that entire deal with our school.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: They did, Yeah, because no one gave their laptop. Yeah.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: I believe that there's just nothing they could do about it.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah all right, Well, hold on a second. There's so
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: much more that I need to know.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: Nothing anything.
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: Now I'm completely hooked. Now I'm completely hooked. So you
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: guys are bonding, you're rebuilding the rapport. I'm assuming at
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: that age you probably exchanged cell phone numbers because you're
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: talking about I hate this teacher, blah blah blah, this sucks.
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: There must have been some feelings that were stirred up
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: that had been lying dormant for all those years.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: Year it was like, oh, I have this class, meant
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: he would either be there or he wouldn't be there.
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: He missed a lot. Yeah, there was no part of
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: you that thought maybe I should look out for my
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: friend check in with him, like, oh, dude, you missed
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: a lot of class.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: Really, just someone that I sat next to in class?
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: Would don't you think if he heard you say that,
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: he'd be a little hurt again? Sometimes go to ruin
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: this kid.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: No, now I think about it. He probably doesn't even
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: remember me.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: That's a cop out. I don't buy that for one second.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: I do. He's probably like what that he Yeah.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: No chance he doesn't remember you. I bet you. This
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: kid's gonna he lives in Boston, lives near Boston.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know where he lives.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: Next time you're in Boston, he's gonna be at your show.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking probably with a gun now, yeah yeah, or
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: a nice hole fucking debacle. Hold on, we're gonna have
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: to remove from the show.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: No, no, this is the best part.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: We're gonna come after you.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: That's fine. They come after me all the time. Dangerous.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: I've learned. I've learned how to blend in. Oh no,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: I've got some moves. Oh, they would get you quick.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: I don't know about that fun with you, have fun.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: We are on.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: You and your friends, with you, your friends. No, I
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: would love you. I would get right in with the Klan.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: I would go right in with the white supremacists. And
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: they're not white supremacist, they're not racist. In prison, No,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: those guys, I thought you want to prison, because I
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: don't know that was just what we were talking about.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: No point were we talking about that. I thought you
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: said they would get you, they would eat you alive,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: And that made me think prison.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: No. I meant they're gonna find you, and they're gonna
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: fucking who's they They got a carew this is your boy.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: They got a career, your boy. So you are admitting
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: that he's really in bad. He's in a bat.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: I have no idea running with the wrong I have.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: No idea, dude, I literally have no idea. It's like
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: lassed around. After this, the more things changed, as anyone
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: as anyone heard from this kid in a while.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: Stay the same. I thought you said his mom really
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: tried to clean things up for them. I think she did,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: but he'd already dropped out. How did she not?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he like dropped out or if
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: he just started getting homeschooled or some shit.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: No chance, there's no chance.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: I think he might. She thought he got like his
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: whatever ged.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: And his mom supervised that. Because she sounds to me
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: like a straight shooter, she's probably the hero of the story.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: All I know is I think that they're probably doing
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: pretty well now, well before the big question, I help
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: that they're doing great.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: We have one question from all of this, and the
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: big question that we have to clarify is whether or
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: not the mom ripped him out of school to homeschool
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: him and get him back on track, or whether he
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: dropped out of his own volition.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: And I don't think you can just drop out when
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: you're a junior. I think you need like parents permission.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: I don't think dude, I don't think that the school
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: can stop you if you just stop showing up.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: It's illegal if you're under a certain age. You can't
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: do that unless they're like, unless you're like have proof
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: of like you're being homeschool or you're transferring schools.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but some people, some kids are just too far
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: gone and they're untraceable, probably like your friend.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: No, he definitely was not untraceable.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: I mean sounds like he was like a drifter.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: No, No, I think he he was. Right now, we're
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: describing what we're describing as a kid who like smoked
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: weed in high school.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: It was, It's blown.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: It was way more than this.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Is a kid who like went to school, smoked weed
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: after school, and then when he was in high.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: Was smoking before school. Yeah.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: Probably along with every other person that I went to.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: High he was. He was the ring leader.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: No, he said my dad left me some before he left.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe, but that wouldn't be the first time that's happened.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: I bet you he idolized his father.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: I think he probably glamorized.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Maybe you should have him on your podcast.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: That Well, you need to give me his name, and
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: I'm going to reach out to him as soon as
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: I get off this because I have so many goddamn
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: questions because you're.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Using not giving you his name. You know what you
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: grew up in Maine. There's people that were like growing
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: weed with their parents. Have you noticed that.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: Like, what he'll do in answering these questions is to
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: be like, dude, I have no idea. Well, actually what
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: happened was his mom and then he'll get real specific.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: It's like, dude, fucking pick up, make up your mind.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: Are you gonna give us the story or not?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: The story ended thirty minutes. You're being so playful, and
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: this was all about this is all just about me
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: getting decapitated.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: You're teasing us, like me.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Getting decapitated to being like a fucking yeah, you're like
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Kate is like a like a wealthy family from Massachusett.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is what I'm saying. This is what you're doing,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: Like I don't know anything. Why are you getting so specific? Well, actually,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: you know he sat next to me junior year and
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: dropped out halfway through the year. You know way more
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: about this family than you want us to know. And
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: I'm just trying to get the goddamn story for their sake,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: because I know that kid's in trouble and he's noting
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: and he wants our help for God's sake, Harry, for
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: God's sake, he does not what is his name?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Don't remember? Okay, I know where will I be giving
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: out any more details on the story.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: That's what you think. We all know, we know how
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: fucking easy it is to get ship out of you.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: Well you know, all right, fine, Well listen what he
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: knows if we're talking about him, right, because he would
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: know based on the fact that you spent the night decapitation.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: For I was right off the decapitation thing.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then that his dad was a drug dealer.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think he was a drug dealer or a.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: Big drug guy. His parents got divorced. I think his
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: dad dad.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: People. This was back when like weed was illegal, like
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: people looked at it were different.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember that.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: Now it's like if a if a dad smokes weed,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: no one gives a ship.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: No, they think he's cooler.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Back then, this was like, oh my god, they smoke weed.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Now it's like, like do they They're they're normal people,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: they're good folk man.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: You really want America? You really walked it back on
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: that family? Huh? You really do think they're listening?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, I mean now I think it's going to get
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: back to them because if.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: We're honest, if I'm taking my own evaluation of this family,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: which again has been cold, entirely and exclusively from information
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: you have given me. You are my only conduit to this.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: I don't know this family that I have painted in
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: my mind. It is troubled youth, addict, father, criminal, and
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: heroic mother and they are all just doing their best,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: but they're never going to be happy again in their lives.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: They're probably doing great, and I wish them nothing but
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: the best.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: Fine, now you're tied to this, I will I will die.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: I will go down with this ship. I don't give
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: a shit. I don't know these fucking people.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: You're going to when they show up at your front door.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'll be like, hey, come on in, and
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: there's plenty of drugs here. You fucking bad people. You
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: derelict excuse for the American dream.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, they're good folk. They're good in Massachusetts folk.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I bet I bet they are.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Well, what else is going? What do we at?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: An hour and forty five sixty six?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: Nice? Nice, the longest hour of myn That was really good.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: I'm really glad we got there.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: That was four minutes of that.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was great, dude. That was a good segment.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: By the way, if this, if Run's ever out again,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: I want to meet another member from your past, because
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: we can do this. We can do this all.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Badly tell you about other people from my past. This
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: is just one that's this is gonna end up being
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: a bad.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: They're the most they're the most rep they're the most noteworthy.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: I'm going to start getting phone calls in the middle
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: of the night.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: Now you won't. And by the way, what does it
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: even matter you're awake. You don't have a middle of
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: the night. From what I understand, you receive a phone
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: call at two pm, You're like, Hey, what's going on?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: Whereas I'd be like.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: Two pm, two am, two am. Sorry you're slow. Damn
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Francis doesn't wake up until three pm. I wish I
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: could have that job at barstool.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: Hey, your birthday's coming up.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: In like a month and a half. That's actually now,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: it's like a month.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: Nice. Yeah, you're gonna do anything fun?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: I ask you a different question.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: People do the case race.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: Does it ever strike you as just super peculiar that
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: if you were living, let's say, a more normal life
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: for someone in your shoes, then you'd be in your
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: senior year of college right now. No, not really, You
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: don't even envision that track. You don't go that, you
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: don't have that path in your mind.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: No, I went to college for a year.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: Weren't into it.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: I just hate school. Yeah, I don't like doing like
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: math and shit.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: But I don't think that that when I when I
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: think of college, I'm not thinking about that. You know.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: I didn't really go to like a party school.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: Where'd you go to?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: Paul?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Where's that Chicago? That was more of like I go
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: to a bar, Like I'd be doing the same shit
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: that I do now. Was there wasn't like frat parties
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: or like parties.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: Would you have any idea what you would have wanted
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: to study?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: I was studying film, really, yeah, which is a fake major?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: To be a director? No, to be a screenwriter?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: Interesting? All right, well that's relatively adjacent I think to
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: what you do now. That's cool man. Yeah, but I
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: guess you're right, there's no point to have seen that
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: through now this is far the better option. Yeah. Is
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: there any part of you that worries you missed out
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: on some of your youth by start by entering the
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: workforce as early as you did.
• 1:10:15
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• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: Do you feel like you've missed no sort of foundations
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: the people that I hang out with, like Column, I
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: think he's given me all the youth that I need
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: and we're going out to like five am on a
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: Tuesday together. No, I know, Yeah, maybe, I don't know.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: I don't think that those.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm still like I still have all my friends.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: Yes, But is there is there a sort of an
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: invisible golf between you guys in that you have such
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: different experiences?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I mean I don't know. I mean,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: like my my friends who are in college still, I mean,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: for the ones that are, I don't think it doesn't
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: really seem like I'm missing much.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: Do they envy that you have an income?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Probably?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and theoretically a jump start on your career?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I don't think it's like, Uh, I mean,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: my friend Bo he goes to community college and works
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: and he's transferring to University of Denver. I think so
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: his college experience has been the same as mine, right,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Like he just goes to class. He doesn't know anyone
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: from his school. Ah, he has like friends outside that
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: he's like been with for years now. And then yeah
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: that I have two friends who are in school still,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: but they don't like they're not really like I think
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: COVID fucked everyone a lot.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's not.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: Like like my buddy was in a frat when he
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: was a freshman and it was like the biggest frat
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: his school, and then like COVID came and they were
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: doing parties still during COVID and their frat got fucked.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: Well, I think that's the huge silver lining is knowing
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: that you would have had a completely interrupted college.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: I would have had a whole other year and like
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: a half of zoom classes. Yeah, so I've only missed
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: like a year and a hal hit away.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: You dodged one of the great bullets.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: Well that's why I dropped out.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: Oh really, Yeah, you were going to try to do both.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: I was going to do barstool and go to school,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: and then they announced that we were doing zoom classes
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: for the whole next year, and I said, no, thank you.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: Wow were your parents okay with that?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: How did you put your foot down?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: I said, I'm going to do this for a year
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: and if it doesn't work out, I'll go back to school.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: And they were okay with that.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because I was like, I'm not going to
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: do zoom classes, but it's like a waste of time, right,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: And then we did. And then I did that. I
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: did barstool for a year and I didn't even know
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: if I was gonna stay at barstool because I wasn't
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: really doing anything m And then I got brought on
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: the Yak and then we started Son of a Boy Dad,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: and then I started doing stand up like all around
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: that same time.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's a lot.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: So pretty much the whole first year I was here,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: it was just kind of like I was just existing, right.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't have any friends at all at the company
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: like I had like I was friends with like Nick
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: and KB, but like we really wouldn't like hang out
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: a lot. I mean we hang out now, but it's like,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: I mean Nick's not like a big going out guy.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: Like we'll get dinner together. That's fun, But like I
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: didn't have like like I like wouldn't do anything, and
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: I was living with like strangers, right, so I would
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: like literally just lay in my bed and go to
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: work and play video games and play video games and
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: go to the gym.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: Are you happier now? Yeah? I feel like you're a
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: much more fully realized version of yourself now.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Well, I just busiest, fuck all the time.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: It's good. Yeah, that's what you need to be. You
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: have the energy for it. Yeah, you're a young man.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: But yeah.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: So and then my parents actually wanted me to go
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: back to school after my first year here, but you
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: said no, I'm actually enrolled in a class. And then
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: I dropped the class within a week. So I was
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: like fuck that bright. I was like, dude, maybe school
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: is awesome. And then I went to one lecture and
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'm not doing this shit right.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: That would have been back at DePaul.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Dropped out again from DePaul, Yeah, wow, dropped out twice.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Actually wow. I remember I had a fucking I had
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: to call my like counselor like my guidance counsel or whatever,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: your advisor. Yeah, and I was like, hey, I'm looking
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: to a like role in a class and she was
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: like so mean. Oh no, She's like, well, it looks
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: like you haven't been in a class in over two
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: in over a year. And I was like, yeah, I
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: was taking some time off working and she's like really yeah.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: It was like it was like really weird.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: Do your parents feel like that one year that you
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: spent in school that they've been bilked front of it,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: that you bilked that out of them, took it from
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: them like that, that you owe them for it. Ah.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: No, I think they're probably pretty fucking pumped that I'm actually.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: Not in school because they got they don't.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: Pay for three years. Yeah, provide for myself completely.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: That's pretty nice.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: So they're probably pretty pumped about that.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: That's cool.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: They don't pay my rent or food or anything.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: That's great. Have you got a credit card? We've talked
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: about this a lot of time now you still don't
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: have one. Yeah. I cannot tell you how angry that
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: makes it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting one. I'm supposed to meet You've.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: Been saying that to me for so fucking long. The
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: fact that you don't have.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: A credit card actually won't let me post to meet
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: with a dude ditchally tomorrow.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: That you won't you won't let me just do that
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: for you with my business manager, that I can't just
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: sit down with you and for in ten minutes to
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 5: Chase explain to you. This is a credit card. This
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: is how you're gonna link this account. You're gonna need
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: to pay it every month and.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: Having to Chase, we're picking up a card.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be who's this fucking guy? Did you make
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: this guy up to?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: No, it's a real dude. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what's
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: his life?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: Start?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know him at all.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: Your business manager? You have a business manager?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Uh now, but he's like a business manager.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: How'd you meet him?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Recommended?
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: Okay? Yeah?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: And he's just bringing me over.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: I feel I want to check. I want to talk
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: to that guy.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: He's just setting up my account, setting up an LLC. Okay,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: and he's setting it up for me. All right.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: If you don't have a credit card in a week,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: I'm stepping in.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to I'm probably not. I'm probably not going
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: to do that tomorrow.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: What do you mean why not?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It just sounds like a pain in
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: the ass.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: Ah, dude, Oh my god, I'm telling you. I'll tell
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: you I'm more of a liquid to guy. He and
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: I go and he fucking pays. He's like, oh, here's
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: let me pay for this one, and he gives him
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: his debit card and then they're like, what's your pin?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: And it's like, are you fucking kidding right now? Do
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: you know how much money? I know you're spending a
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: good amount of money and you would be especially are you.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: You're telling me you're paying for your You pay for
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: your flights with your debit card? Makes me sick. That
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: truly makes me sick. Credit cards are meant to accrue
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: travel benefits, specifically every time you and I travel. If
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: we go to LaGuardia together, I can bring you in,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: maybe to the Delta Lounge as my plus one. But
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: I only get so many of those.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Dude, I'll be in the I'll be in the Delta
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: Lounge where you even know it.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: No, you won't. You won't when you keep paying with
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: cash like your fucking Pablo Escobar dude.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: At a certain point, they're gonna see my rockland Trust
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: card and they're gonna going ship in Rockland Trust open.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Just enrageous me. But yeah, you can come in the lounge.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: They're probably gonna add a Rockland Trust lounge. They're gonna
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: name it Harry's Lounge.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: You need for me, you need you.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: Did you ever see Breaking Bad?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: You saw it right, Yes, you know the scene where
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: Skyler brings Walter into the storage unit money with all
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: the money. Yeah, and that's like me, She's like, I
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: spray it for ringworm or whatever. You know, Crystal, there's
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: some kind of bug that could theoretically eat the cash,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: I think. But it's just lying there and it's purposeless.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: It's not growing. Well, it's growing in that they keep
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: adding to it because they're adding to it, but it's
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: not growing in and of itself. It's not invested. It's
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: not kicking off points for a potential vacation that you
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: might take. It's not gaining new status so that you'll
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: have a more comfortable seat on an airline just from
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: booking a normal flight or those types of Remember how
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: much you liked that that upgrade you got at the
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: hotel from that guy who's going to hook me up?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Remember that it was just no, I was actually gonna say.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: What I was gonna say about that was I actually
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: didn't like it because it was just more room to
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: make a mess with.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: I don't believe you. You come from humble beginnings. You
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: come from a place where a sleepover spent on someone's roof,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: drinking beers in fourth grade, long before the entire family
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: had collapsed under the weight of their own lost dreams
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: and crippled souls. That was a fun night for you.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: And that's still and then you like that because they
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: had a big house.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get a credit card tomorrow. No, you're
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: fucking not.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: Just told you're not.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: We're either doing an X or we're doing a Chase.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: What's the good one.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: There's a reserve. The Chase Sapphire Reserve is a good one.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: That's what we're gonna do.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's fine. I can limit get into the Delta
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: Lounge with that, I think so, uh you might a
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: couple of times a year, and you get unlimited, you
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 5: get the Centurion Lounge with the Chase Sapphire Reserve.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: Hell's that.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: It's a really good lounge.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: Better than the Delta. It's on par it's better.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: I like Delta because I fly down to see if
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: I get you one plus one. I have access to
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: the Centurion Lounge thanks to.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: When I get in it. I'm actually going to make
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: a special request.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: There is no lounge you could get into that I
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: can't get into. I guarantee you. I have too many
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: credit cards.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: I'll get in.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you may.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get to the airport before you. When
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: we go to San Francisco, no way, Jose. I want
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: to get there three hours early, and I'm gonna be like,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: where are you at them?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: I'll be I'll be like, I'm in the I've already
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: I'm in the bathroom.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: I'm in the Rockland trust line.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not all right. Sh Are we wrap? That's it.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: That's a good episode of Son of the Boy Dad. Yeah,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: that's fun. I'm Francis Elis. That's a little Sasquatch. Thanks
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: so much, Son of a Boy Dad. Listeners, especially you
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: specifically out there, young man. You know who you are.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: We've been talking about you for the majority of the episode.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: Hair Ball. Where can we find you on the road?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: You already said it, guys. I'll be with Harry in
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: San Francisco at Cobbs at the end of April, and
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: then we're onto Charlestown, West Virginia. That's gonna be a
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: really fun show because the two of us are going
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: to hang out afterwards and we'll be gambling on the
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: casino floor with you. That's our fun interactive meet and greet.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 5: Come hang out with us, lose some money on the
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: blackjack tables. Whatever it is that we like to do.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 5: Barstool Sportsbook, We're all over it. Charlestown, West Virginia's May twelfth.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 5: Tickets for that are available on Harry's link tree. That's
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: a little Sasage link tree on his Instagram or his
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: Twitter or my website Francislas dot com. I love you,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: that son of a boy. Dad, thank you so much. Goodbye.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 7: I