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- Has The World Gone Crazy? QUICKIE STYLE!: Hey, you know what? Let's just do a little bit of the backyard banter where we just kinda talk. Like there's no you know, there's no rhyme no r rhyme or reason. Hey, if you s you see our views are going up, bro, we're starting to hit that hundred like nothing. We hit that hundred. What do you mean like nothing, bro? We putting in work, homie. Well yeah, we put in work, but I'm saying we hit it like within two to three days now. Mary Ford take us eight months to get to a hundred views. Now bro, come on man. We ain't here to We'd have to cut people checks, five dollars just to watch. Shit. I I honestly I would. I would do that. But hey, Uncle. Yeah, that ain't nothing. That's a small price to pay. $1.75. Small price to pay for for fame, my friend. Uncle, how you doing? How you doing, brother? You know what this is. This is quickie style, brother. Let's pick up that energy. shoot, I just turned off the game, but the the Dodgers just won. Hey, come on, that's just that's easy, right? That's light work, right? Were you really expecting them to go out in the first round against the Braves? Come on, bro. So Now we move on, but you know what's gonna be a good series is right now I think they're tied one one. No, it's two one Milwaukee beating the Padres. I don't know, bro. You want the Padres next, or would you rather have Milwaukee? Never bro. I I hate the Padres. Dislike them. Exactly. So would you rather play them and beat them or risk it and then possibly lose to them and then that that feels even worse. I'd rather lose to everybody on the in the MLB than the Padres. No, I mean Like I told you before, I'm not going to count my eggs before they've hatched. Right. But I will say I'd rather play the Brewers all day, every day. Why though? I mean, I don't know, they're a good team, they're decent. we beat the crap out of them last last year. And they were all cocky. I think I think with with baseball I've noticed everybody not everybody, the majority of the teams that are cocky or celebrating early. They tend to not not not make it not make it the the full distance. So yeah, I saw what really pissed me off this year about the Padres was when they I guess they got their f their little playoff spot and they were w they were celebrating like yeah like they were at Dodger Stadium series. And that was at Dodger Stadium. Yeah, and the owner's like, we're doing this in LA. Like, come on, dude, like you you clinched us playoff spot. You didn't win anything. Right, exactly. Yeah, exactly. I don't wanna see them. They they're trash in my opinion. Yeah, bro. I d I mean I wasn't gonna say all that, but What were you gonna say? I'll hail San Diego? I was gonna say they're nice people. Those are our those are our neighbors. Hey I'm talking about the Padres who not the not the San Diegoans. Exactly, that's what I'm saying too. But remember, I don't know if you follow politics. I know you you're you're you know, you have pledged your support before on this show for ma MAGA for on this show for Ma MAGA or is that you pronounce it MAGA or MAGA? I don't pronounce it anyway. I pronounce it Basura. Take out the trash. Take out that boy. Take out that. shit. But okay, so you heard right the comment. So, okay, because I was talking with Desiree about this. I actually and again, I'm not I'm not defending your boy, but I don't I I think he just doesn't know how to talk. So he was missed again. Again. He meant to say something else and it got misinterpreted because the guy's an idiot, bro. He doesn't have the basic functions of English. How to express, how to enunciate. Hey, we're professionals. Me and you know how to do it. Look at us. We're we're clean. We we say everything we mean. We mean everything we say. Carry it. He said he was saying, here's what I took it as. He was saying, imagine, he didn't say imagine, but imagine if they took out LA or San Diego, then look at how everybody would be up in arms. Every boy, he's basically saying, all the liberals, all the California, all the West Coast, all the lefties. Imagine if they take out California, they take out LA or San Diego. Imagine how crazy it's gonna be. I think that's what he intended. The way it came out, I mean, if you just if you just play it and you read the words, it says, Hey, go ahead, take out LA, take out San Diego. That's a small price to pay. So Yeah, when you hear it like that, you're like, what the f and I and we already know he doesn't like California because, you know, we're we're blue. So it sounds like he's saying, yeah, take him. No biggie, that's that's a small price to pay for not ha whatever. But I I think I know what he intended. He meant to say, you know, this. But for so for starters, should people still be getting this upset if that's not what he intended? Or secondly Is it like, yeah, people should still be getting upset because that's the president of the United States. Your word? Like if you listen to Obama's old speeches, Clinton, I mean, those are the ones I remember, a little bit of Reagan or whatever, but like when they talked, the whole world like the whole country froze, you know what I Like say it was an address to the nation. It was like were they gonna say, shoot, the Iran the Iranian hostages, crap, what are we gonna do? Or remember when we killed Osama Beladen, you know, hey, we we we performed a strike, we we found his coordinates, it was Whatever he said. I can't even enunciate the way he did, but it sounded perfect. Exactly what he wanted to the message he wanted to get across the American people he got across. Now Trump, this fool just free balls. This fool's like us. White House banter, huh? Yeah, the white backyard banter, White House banter, White House version, because he'll just he just goes off script. He he's hard to understand because I think he's he's getting so old that he's thinking things. But it isn't necessarily explain or say And so I think that's what caused a lot. So what's your take on this? I know we try to not do rump talk, but hey, bro, th I mean he's talking about wiping us out. Hey, we're in we're in LA. I graduated from San Jose. I got cousins in San Diego, I got family in San Diego, so what do you think? What should we give him slack or should we just hit him hard? I think disdain for this guy. Do I do not like him? I I I can't stand him. just hearing his voice. You are fake news. He is the king of word salad, bro. I don't know if you heard that term. I heard that term. Yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's perfect for him. I I a hundred percent think that he has he has people write stuff for him. I think he looks at it. Yeah. He remembers some key points and he goes in there and he just starts talking and then in his messed up brain that's, you know, almost ninety years old, he he cannot he cannot complete a full speech. I've never heard him once. The only time I've actually heard him sound sort somewhat decent is when he releases a statement on like X or one of his true socials or whatever. And I know that somebody's time somebody wrote it and somebody typed it out for him. I know it wasn't him. Because you can tell the difference w when when he's putting something out and when somebody does it for him. Right, right. And I mean it it doesn't take a lot bro to realize like, dude, this guy's this guy's an idiot, like an actual Moron, dude, like just not smart. Not smart at all. I mean, they you know, they say, I mean, there's no way to really tell unless you really took everybody's IQ, all the presidents, but they say he might be the absolute dumbest, not only just president, but maybe dumbest politician of all time. Like they say he doesn't know basic history, he doesn't know facts, he they say he doesn't even want to read the press briefings. They give him a press briefing, he's like, I don't want, you know, just tell me what it what does it mean? Tell it. He doesn't want to read. He doesn't want to do any homework. He doesn't know he they say he didn't even know where like countries were on the map when he became president. So I'm Donnie's. Definitely the most least informed, the most uneducated, but he might just be a straight s idiot, bro. And the fact the fact that he's getting so much older, it's hard to sometimes he like they have you ever seen the sites where they they don't just take his speech, but they actually print it out word for word and then they read it. Like if there's some chick that does this on Instagram and she reads it, and you're like, What the what does that even mean? He jumps around, he cuts off words, he cuts off thoughts, he goes to this, he goes to that, then he's talking. Like you heard him talking about Iran too the other day, and he was saying something. We got the they say that he in his head he was confusing the Venezuela and Iran. So he started saying that we took out their nuclear bunkers and they were also drug bunkers, and people are like, What's he talking about? He was confusing the drug running those boats that they've been just bombing with no evidence, saying that the these Iran nuclear files were also drug drug facilities or drug whatever. So I bro, when he f first became president the second time, I told Desire, it's not that big of a deal. Like he j he just did that because he didn't want to go to prison. It was close the walls were closing in on him. He needed that presidential immunity. That's the only reason he ran. 'Cause he doesn't want to do this. He wants to just chill. And so I thought I was under the pressure. He was just gonna chill, bro. Take it easy. Like me on my last hey, you wanna find me my last year of work when I'm like in my sixties? Bro, you ain't gonna find me. I'm gonna I'm gonna be doing the the bare minimum. So I thought that's what he was gonna be doing. Hey, just coast through. You've already put your time in, coast through. But no, this bull is going nuts. And so now it is getting scary because he's talking about nuking Iran and Who's there to stop him? Like, is JD Vance gonna stop him? I mean, maybe Rubio, but I don't know. That Rubio is like I thought he was yeah, I thought he was the voice of reason, and that fool seems to be backing it backing Trump one hundred percent. So I am starting to get a little bit nervous, like, bro, how is this gonna end? How's it gonna play out? Is this fool really gonna try to steal the midterm elections? are you at all Okay, how about this? Because we haven't done a what what was it used to be called? Trump, what did you used to call it? Twit. Twit. We haven't we can trip. We haven't done and you notice our ratings went up as soon as we stopped doing that. People just don't like politics, I think. But we're gonna do we're gonna since that fool talked about bombing our our s our city, our two California our two West Coast cities, our two SoCal cities, we're gonna talk about has your thoughts 'cause I haven't talked to you about it in a minute either about Trump, Rump, have your have your views on him changed at all? Are you a little bit more scared or are you a little bit more mad this is gonna end pretty soon? what's your prediction for how all this is gonna play out the next two years, midterms and then the next two years? Hey, disclaimer and disclaimer only. Yeah, this is my personal opinion. It does not reflect the views of this show or my my nephew, filthy P. Thank you. But I will say this. I think This is turning into a nightmare. Sorry, go ahead, keep talking. I'm sorry about Shut down. Bro, wh why how come my You want me to keep going? Yeah, keep going, keep going. Talk through it. You talk through it. Sure. All right. like I said, my opinion, my opinion only. I first time you ran, I didn't think he was gonna get it. Then he lost. The second time he ran, I said, okay, everybody's kinda getting their their heads back on. Third time, I have no idea how he got it. he just upsets me every time he comes on on camera, anytime he has an opinion about anything, the fact that he's got like I don't know how many projects pending around the White House, the reflection pool, the ballroom. He I surprised he finished a helipad. I mean Is it's like is it done? Is that done? Yeah, I remember they did the the the the the the ribbon cutting or whatever when he had no press 'cause he had kicked the press out. I mean it's just I don't I've never I've never met I've never known of anybody that was so bad at their job but yet got praise for everything. Damn he seem he seems to be in the perfect spot. Like he was there for the two hundred and fiftieth birthday of the of the of the country. He was there for the World Cup, the limit I it's it's like all these things that are so prosperous and he's at he's he's the he's in charge during all of this. I just don't get it, bro. I dunno if I've told you this, but I have a I have a theory. I don't I'm not taking credit for it. I don't know if I heard it somewhere. I'm not taking it. but if I didn't I mean if I didn't hear it anywhere and it is my my initial theory, I feel like he's he's an evil Michael Scott, bro. I don't know from the office. But what do you mean? Because Michael Scott was funny and harmless, don't you think? Michael Sc yeah, Michael Scott was funny, harmless. And at and at the root he was a he was a kind man who was an idiot. He was absolutely mm he was not a smart man. But he just happened to get to where he's at and he would always kinda I mean every time you watch an episode it was like like like the one where he where Daryl from the from the warehouse was trying to get a raise and 'cause he goes, you I can't you can't make that. I don't even make that he's like, What, you don't make that? Like he just kinda squeaked by, bro, like, whatever. So I think he was kind, but Whatever. But Trump is like an idiot who and I saw and I think I watched an episode of The Office where Michael Scott he's he has a surplus and he doesn't know what it is. And Oscar explains it to him and goes, Explain it to me like I'm five. So he tells him, you have a lemonade stand and then you have ten dollars and it only costs you nine dollars to but you have to use the other dollar or else we're not gonna give it to you the next year. And then he goes out. And the first person he talks to, he's I have a surplus. It's pretend you have eliminated that. And then they're like, I know what a surplus is. And it's like Trump is like that, bro. You can tell when he's found out information that nobody he didn't know. Right. So he explains it to everybody. He'll go into a press conference with a room full of journalists and other politicians, and he'll explain to them something that you know he just found out either the day before or the day of. And I was like, dude, that's like Michael Scott. I go, but you know, Trump's evil. Michael Scott was at least a nice guy, you know what I mean? I just can't I can't stand looking at him, I can't stand hearing him. I'm just I'm done with that dude. I'm waiting for him to retire. To go home, go out and go fishing. And wouldn't have you ever seen him without a suit? It's either a suit or when he's golfing. A polo, yeah, like a polo. Mm-mm. Get that fool get that fool a some a pair of sweats, bro, and a and a t shirt. Yeah, they're imagine having to wear a suit every every single day. And the fact that it's like it's always squeezing his neck and the neck fat is all popping out. It's like, ugh, the whole thing is disgusting. But that's probably why he doesn't want to that's probably why he doesn't even want to do anything. He wants to just be inside the his room all day, 'cause who would want to get in that damn suit every day, come out, talk to everybody who hates you. Like, you know what I mean? I part of me gets it. That fool, you know, hates hates life or whatever, hates having to deal with all this shit. yeah, I get it. I get it. All right. Let's let's move on because I this fool's gonna bring me bring me down again. Plus I just I just noticed I'm not even my mic is not even on, so I'm just filming on the regular like studio mic. So it's gonna sound like crap. So let's move on. All right. Hey have you heard this? I know you heard it because this I guarantee this got you all gassed up. So this chick, American Airlines flight Know where she was coming from. So this dude is in the row behind her, off to the side, and the fool looks over. And this chick, I guess it must have been like one of those flights where there's nobody in your row. So she's like almost laying down, fully turned. Her feet are kind of like up towards the window. So she must have put the little arm arm things up. She's like laying like that. And this fool looks and it looks like she's got that little. Have you ever called the mouse click, bro? You pull the mouse click on that chick, you know. But she's pulling it on herself, bro, on the flight. And the dude I don't know if is that make him even creepier? 'Cause like, okay, if I'm the guy well, single. If I'm single, if I'm single filthy P and I'm behind her and she looked okay and everything looks like everything I've seen, she looked pretty decent. I might try to creep over there and like, hey, hey, baby, what's up? Is this is this ILC taken? 'Cause looks like you could use a little help. You know what I I'm For me, everything is like a porno. I'm thinking of porno in my head, like, shit, this chick is jerking off right in front of me. I'm about to go down, bro. This shit's about to go downtown, pound town, or clip town. Two people in this mouth. Mouse town, yeah. We're about to hey, I'm about to tell the waitress or the what are they? Stewardess. Hey stewardess. Everybody, please return to your seats. Let's lower the lights and let's get and honestly, I'm not gonna lie, I would have probably back in my single days, I was a straight creep. I probably would have risked jail time and I probably would have, you know, banged the chick right there in the in the middle row. You know what I mean? Like I was back back then I was a raw dog and I would have thought, Hey, if if she consents, you know what I mean? I'm not I'm not from Cornell. If she consents, I'm I'm going E I'm going in, brother. But my first thing to you is first off, Unc Obviously now I'm an adult. I'm a a father, a father figure, I'm a productive member of society. A pillar in the community? Yeah, bro. You know what I mean? Like, you know, my my my plaque is gonna go up pretty soon. I would never nowadays condone jerking off in a flight with other people and kids around, but part of it got me tickled. Part of me started thinking this was like Pornhub or something, like, shit, where's the guy gonna go banger? What did you think when you first saw that? Is that just crazy? Are people just kind of losing their like their limits on you know self-control on on their morales? Like, what do you think, Unc? What would you have done if you were behind that that chick? First off, when when you when you sent me the the article, I was like, I'm like, that's fake. But it was on I think it was on TMZ and I was like, well Yeah. I said that a couple things. An hour later, I opened up, I think, Facebook and it was like, and then there was a video and I was like, holy crap. I was like, I I I I reluctantly clicked clicked play reluctantly. Reluctantly. And it's and it started and I was like, snap. And then I was like, you know what? There's a part of me that's like, yeah, I don't know if I I I think we might have that in common, bro, where I put myself in that in that position. Like, what would I do? Yeah. And yeah, I mean single me is is a different is a different entity than you know, married me. Yeah, yeah. yeah, so I probably would have been like, Hey girl, like Yeah. Put that away. Wait till we land and we'll see what's up. put that away. I thought you were gonna say, hey, you're listening to Nah, bro, come on. I need to help Like I told you, bro, I've always been I've always been hesitant to do a lot of a lot of a lot of things because of consequence. Yeah, but what banging in public is Yeah, bro. Come give them put me on a on a sex offender list or or a no fly list. Is it is it a crime if I would have asked to sit next to her and then just watch? Like, hey baby, I just want to watch. You know what I mean? Yeah, the armrest. Rest your head on rest your head on me, baby. Come on. How can I help you? How can I help them? I mean, let me take you home. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, I don't know. But I mean I think now, yeah, exactly. The first thing I would think of is, man, hopefully there's no kids around. just don't make it awkward for other people, man. There's no reason. Like Yeah. You know, yeah, yeah. She said she was drunk or something and and didn't know what she was doing. I don't know. Okay. All right. Yeah, same kind of thing. I mean, honestly, to me, flights are like the most not scary, but most what's like stressful, especially if you're like with family or you're doing a vacation. Like I hate flights. I just I hate getting there early. You gotta get there. Well, what are you supposed to get there? An hour early? No, two hours early. Then you get there too early, you're just sitting in the thing. And then the whole, you know, you need now to take your shoes, take off your belt. Those fools So I don't know what this means. I gotta ask Desiree because she knows this stuff, but maybe out of the last five times I've flown, two times, and it happened on this last one, you know where you go through the little you go to that little wand detector and they say, Put your arms up and you're like, All right, all right. The only thing I I I'm I'm carrying the only lethal weapon I'm carrying is be between my legs, baby. But she's like, Yeah, so we gotta check. I'm like, Okay, cool quiet. I understand. Hey, but that w weapons registered, girl, but I understand. Every time I go to not not not every time, but two times out of the last five times I've gone through, they say, Okay, can you come over here 'cause we need to and they show and it's right in my where my you know what is, they show a little mark there and say, Okay, we got a little flag here, so we gotta check you. And I'm like, my that's my that's my that's my dick. Like, what do you mean? How are you gonna check it without touching me? So the guy always same thing, he's like, Okay, like how sensitive you are? I'm like, as sensitive as it gets, brother, like I don't like my I don't like my D touched. Like honestly, it has to be the perfect situation. And pretty much the only person that can grip it is is D. I don't let anybody else. Like it's just it's too sensitive, right? So I told him, I was like, Yeah, it's real sensitive, bro. And then he was like, Okay. He's like, I'm gonna just he's like, I'll I'll I I won't do a lot of pressure, but he's like, I'm gonna put I'm gonna raise my my hand up your leg and then I'm gonna go until I I hit, you know, your your privates and then I will make sure there's nothing there and I'm like, my So as he's doing it, I'm like this. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, you're on. He's like, I haven't touched, I haven't touched. And then he goes and boom, slaps into my ball sack. Cause my ball sack, unfortunately, I don't know why. I don't know if this is an Aguilar thing. Maybe one day we can whip him out and and compare, but I got badass balls that hang like bro, my balls hang down like at least three feet below my, you know what. So I'm like Like a like a baby tree with the with the two two peaches on one limb or what? Yeah, but you know how like after they become so heavy they start to hang down? That's how my balls are, bro. They're like they're always getting in the way. So anyways, this is now twice that I've had to have my balls and my you know what popped, slapped basically because they say there's always something there. And I say he says, Do you have any? And I'm like, No. He's Do you have a belt on him? I No, bro, look, I I always come in sweats, crocs. I pull my chain out on the outside so they can see if this flags is my chain, like I play it all I play it all straight, you know I mean I play it, I play it, you know, I play it straight up and I always still get ball checked. So have you first off, my question to you is have you ever had that happen? no. Short answer? no. Do you mind getting a little personal? Like I know this is a family show, but every once in a while, you know, we get in the we get into the weeds. Do you have big balls? Yeah, bro, the biggest of all. Like that easy DC song, bro. Come on. I think they're decent size. I mean, I don't this this show really took a fuck a turn for the worst. Well, because I want to know why I'm getting do you think like, okay, I don't know what I don't know again, I'm not I'm not gay, so I don't know what like average, you know, D size is, but Do you think it's because I'm like eight and a half inches? Is you think that is like comes into play or is that normal? I don't know. Like what's the average? Nine inches? Am I right? I feel like I feel like this episode is not even gonna drop. I feel like it's totally got off its rocker. TMI, we you need to put a a disclaimer at the beginning. advisory good Lord. I yeah, for real, dog, no, what's that fool's name? Jada's. Joey? Joey Gladstone? Joey who? I I think I think it's the it's the it's probably the ball the metal ball bearings you hang around the tip of it that probably do. Because I feel like you do it just to get attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think I'd throw some pellets down my pants or that's Yeah, something, bro. I want these fools to start gripping me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you You know what? I would I would do something like that. All right. Hey, you know what, Uncle? Can we clean it up a little? Let's let's get back on pace. So All right, did you hear about the chick from Texas? I think it was Texas. Chris Chris Krista Pike. She on the They went to go kill her, I guess, by injection. Welcome to death. They had to inject this shit this chick twice, she's still alive. She didn't die. There was like malfunctions or whatever. so my first question is do you think if the courts sentence you to death and you survive two attempts Do you think it's kind of like, hey, bro, you had your two shots, like that's it. Like now I get to live? Or do you think it's like, hey, we just keep trying to kill you till we kill you? Like, don't you think that's a little inhumane and we tried. We didn't kill her. Obviously, it maybe wasn't meant to be like have you ever played basketball and you miss a shot and they call a foul and then you you make the free throw and you're like, ball doesn't lie. Well, maybe the ball lied on this one. Like maybe she really wasn't guilty and that's why she won't die. Like, do you think we should give her any kind of reprieve or it's like, hey, let give her another month and then we'll kill her again? Or do you think it's like, hey, we just keep hitting that till it till she dies? What's your take on that? I think you find yeah, I think you got you gotta put her out of her misery, bro. Cause I heard she's like she's not even gonna survive, right? She's just like in a bed somewhere, like dying. she's definitely like effed up. They definitely messed her up, but it's like now she's alive. So now you're gonna try it again? I mean, I I agree. Maybe she should be like, hey, yeah, we tried twice and but she has she's in she's not even capable of like moving. She's like not functioning. Like a vegetable or something. she's non functioning? I don't think so. I think she they said she's not gonna recover. She's gonna probably die. okay. See, I didn't she kill her boyfriend or something? I don't even know what she was on for, but okay. Well, since then they just it they just executed this black brothers, black dude. He kind of looks like Tyreek Hill from the Dolphins, but they just killed him and that shit went through. God, bro, racist, huh? Like the black dude they kill in one shot, the white chick it takes eight Eight tries. Hey, but it wasn't it wasn't the same kind of execution, was it? I think so. I mean maybe it was a different type of drug, but it says Pike survived two doses. she looks rough, but you know what? She's not bad. I mean, like if I saw her in the bar, I might be able to work with it, you know what I mean? If you sat next to her on a plane, huh? Yeah. If she was going to town on herself, finger clicking, I might I might jump in. Might jump in. so it says she survived She ho hey No she'll walk out now I cross the line me. She'll she'll end up with triplets, brother. Okay, so it's say Pike Surviv God. Dude, I don't know what's going on, man. My my honestly in my tech, maybe I'm getting hacked or something. Cause I'm just getting all kinds of errors. And now I just got a warning for s fishing. F I S H I N G. Anyway, so Christina Pike, that was a good sign, bro. You are getting hacked if you're getting that. Yeah, I don't know what it I don't know what it is. Don't click on any links. I don't. I never do. she got two she survived two doses of Pentoribartle. Bing bing bomb. Pendobartle. I don't know what that is. During her September 30th execution. she was in Tennessee. Sorry. Her att her attorney says they believe she was brain dead Monday night. Only my bro. What is this chick's a survivor? So they thought she was brain dead. They're like, hey, alright. Well, we didn't kill her, kill her, we didn't stop her heart, but this shit brain dead. You know what I mean? Like, she done. Then Her attorney says they believe she was brain dead, only for her to unexpectedly wake up and start talking. she's like a zombie. Hello motherfucker. Her lawyers blame blown veins, deteriorated drugs, and a lack of emergency medical care medical care. and so they halted the state's remaining execution for the year. Okay, and the other guy died. So it looks like they gave her another year. So if you're hurt, would you want another year though? Cause then it's like, okay, well, I know I'm alive now and I have another year, but it's still like a countdown, like I still am gonna die in a year, you know what I mean? Or would you rather just be like, hey, hook me up again. Give me something else better. Give me something else. Yeah, put me out of my misery or something. Yeah, that kind of is like if you're gonna kill somebody, you better do it. You know what I mean? Okay. last story, Uncle. Last story. okay. why don't we talk? I know. Let's talk, let's talk Britney Spears. She's kinda like she took her kid her boys, I think, recently to like Disneyland or Universal Studios over like I think last weekend. So it's like remember they like hated her, they were on the dad's side, and now they're slowly starting to come back. How hard do you think that is to be a celebrity? Not only are you in the spotlight and you need to, you know, constantly whatever it's. be you can't go anywhere without being photographed. Everything, everybody's monitoring you, everything is, you know, judging you, all that. And you're going through mental disorders, you've lost custody to your kids to Kevin Fetterline. Like if you can't if you lose custody to Kevin Federline, it just seems like you got problems. But she lost she lost custody to Kevin Federline. And I'm just kidding, I heard he's actually a good dad. I heard he got fat though, but he's a good dad. how hard do you think that is To maintain, like you looking from the outside in, Uncle, do you feel sorry for her at all? Like she probably had no shot at having a normal relationship with those boys. Or do you think, hey, your first job is as a parent to those kids? It doesn't matter if you have fame. It doesn't matter if you have fortune, it doesn't matter if you have nothing. Your first job is to protect them and have a relationship and to, you know, form those kids into you know, good upstanding adults. what's your take on Britney? Because I know she's been up, down, up. down and now it seems like maybe she's kind of straightening out. I don't know. Brittany Spears. I believe she had a she had a she had her she had a rise to fame at a young age. always in the spotlight, always in the in the in the media. I think that just r leads to a bad It can be it can be bad if she if she lets it. I don't think she got the mental help that she needed. I know she had a couple episodes and she even now and every now and then she'll pop up with some some knife dancing videos or whatever, but the only thing I can say, bro, as as as an adult, get yourself help if you needed how if you needed the help. But as a parent, you definitely need need to get the help to for the betterment of your kids. Not necessarily the betterment of your of your relationship 'cause that other person is an adult. And they're in this relationship by choice, it's all voluntary, it's not they're not forced to be there. as long as they do right by their kids, I think they're all be alright. As long as she would have done okay by her kids. I don't I don't know the details. the only thing I can tell you, bro, is as at a y at a young age I learned one thing about being a parent is that your children don't ask to be born, but they do ask to be loved. So With that being said, that's not hard, huh? And that's not hard to do. It's not, bro. It isn't. I mean, it can be, but it's not impossible. Yeah. And I feel like you should try to do the best you can for them and you know, they they they'll see they'll see your efforts, they'll see what your struggles and usually they'll understand. I mean, like I said, I don't know the ins and outs of that relationship with the kids, with the with the dad, with all parties involved. I mean, it sucks. Hopefully they're they're better now. Yeah, I mean I I know they are older and They're adults, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I don't know. Like teens at least, at least teens, like high eight older teens, I think. I mean, I I I I feel like as long as you have one decent parent in the relationship, the kids will be all right. Yeah. And I feel like they got the dad and I feel like he's he's stepped up when when he had to. Let me let me throw you into a little hypo. A little hypo, if you don't mind, hypothetical, homie. What happens if cause you see our views are starting to pop, brother? It all started with that American me, you know, one point six, one point six thousand. Shout out Miklo. Shout out Miklo, shout out Santana, shout out Little Puppet, everybody that sacrificed for us. Red Ryder. Shout out Big Al. So say our shit started popping off, right? So that okay Uncle, guess what, brother? We gotta go do a tour. We got a tour stop in Nashville. We go over there. great. Guess what? They want us to go to the strip club, sign stuff, make some Some speeches, all this. Okay, here, what you know, hanging outside our hotel, groupies. We love uncle. We be my uncle. You know what I mean? All this weird shit. So what happens if that happened to us? You started, you know, popping off, getting into the mix, doing stuff, all of a sudden you I get to the room, you're over there ketamine, swimming in ketamine. I'm like, shit, this boy out of control. Would you be afraid that your ex might come back and take full custody of cast from you, bro? My my my adult daughter, yeah, maybe I'd be really afraid. nah bro, I mean, yeah. like I like I said before, dog, you're a master of your own disaster, bro. You put yourself in that place and you can't handle the the consequences and the and the the situations that are put in front of you, bro. Maybe you're not built for that. Yeah. You know what I mean? Come on, bro. Okay, and last one, what was your favorite Britney Spears song? She came out hot, bro. She came out hot. With that little high school song, remember? The f yeah, I think maybe that first album had some had some slappers. But if I had to pick a video, it was the one where she's dressed in red. In space in Mars. What is the name of that? What was the name of that song? Toxic? I don't know. No, it wasn't Toxic. Toxic's like a actually Toxic's a hitter, bro. You put Toxic on in the club. That's on a plane or something, right? No, she's at Mars and she's like No, no, I'm saying Toxic. Isn't Toxic like on a plane? Toxic is like a whole yeah, yeah. And it's like a whole like music video, dancing, all kinds of the one where she goes to Mars. God, she's like talking through a lot of it. Remember? Hold on, hold on. I'm looking it up right now, my bad. I don't know what it's called. It's lucky. Ooh. Lucky. I'm so lucky. No, fool. How the hell are you gonna say it's lucky? No, I think it is lucky. Is it oops I did it again? Oops, I did it again. I made you believe. Well, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. All right, brother. Well, I don't think you're ever gonna find it. Yep. Hoopstead did it again. It's not lucky. It's not lucky food. Did it again? Hey, did you like that? Is this from like movie? Well, it might have been from that movie. Did you ever see that movie Crossroads she was in? Damn. Bro, she was on a like a Path to superstar them and then she just went crazy, shaved her head, that fetter line dumped her and she lost it, bro. See what one bad dude can do to you? That's why you gotta keep your eye. Hey, that's why I always tell you, Uncle, don't mess around with these dudes, bro. You don't know what their intentions are. You know what I mean? Leave to me. That would that's what you tell me, right? Leave to me. I'll take care of Uncle, we gotta go. That's it. Thirty seven minutes, and I don't even know if this is working because this ain't even on. This I it's getting my audio it's getting my audio from here, which is gonna sound like trash. I'm about to do a lot of a lot of post editing work, but guess what? The next one we get serious, okay? 'Cause all this talk about Britney Spears and love and red spandex. I don't know how that leads into what we're talking about next, but we're talking about affirmations, bro. Affirmations of love, affirmations of any kind of feeling, missing somebody, caring for somebody, all of it, do you express it enough? I mean you don't express it to me. Every time you just say, All right, bro, peace out, P. I'll see you at bowling. You're not like, Hey, bro, I'm gonna I'm gonna miss I'm gonna miss you. You know what I mean? Like, you know, hey, you were really positive. I'm gonna miss you. I've never told anybody that. You were real positive today. Well guess what? You're gonna say it next, because on the next show we're talking affirmations to the people we love. Maybe the ones we don't love. Should we be doing more? Should we be doing less? Are we doing enough? Are we not doing enough? We're gonna find out next. Affirmations coming out. Uncle, thank you. This was a mess. Hey, but sometimes the messiest ones are the best if you know what I'm talking about. See you in my homie. All right, brother. I'm gonna told you not to blink. Yeah, blink. That was my sister, but she hasn't commented in a minute, so she ain't gonna comment. Hey, I'm gonna keep I'm gonna I'm gonna keep blinking at everybody. I'm gonna keep doing what I gotta do. But uncle, thank you. I'm gonna stop it right now. let's get into the real one. This was another Episode of the Gentleman's Hour. Quickie Sound. What was that little hole? What was that little gang sign, bro? What was that? Bloods? Bloods up? shit. BC? Boston College. Alright, brother. Peace.