Latest / My Third Place Pod / Episode 256 - Ranking Animatronics Horror
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- 0:00Greetings you haunted hot topics of horror.
- 0:03You Brad band banshees, DVD skipping screen Queens and
- 0:08cursed chat room creepers. Welcome to week 4/4 Horsemen
- 0:14style right there. Week 4 of Hey Look behind You,
- 0:19the podcast that still believes every good scare comes with a
- 0:23menu screen and a special features section.
- 0:25Right, Greg. No luck.
- 0:28Scuba, no doubt. DVD DVD Yeah, tonight we're
- 0:34wounding to the decade that dare to digitize our fears.
- 0:37When final this nation made us afraid of seatbelts, The ring
- 0:41made us fear VHS tapes and saw prove that friendship ends the
- 0:44second someone says want to play a game.
- 0:49It's the error of the Grudge. Jeepers Creepers.
- 0:55Jeepers Creepers. How'd you get those freaky eyes?
- 0:59How's the wax? All I remember Paris Paris
- 1:04Hilton dying that shit. And Ginger snaps.
- 1:09If you haven't seen Ginger Snap, it's a fucking great ass.
- 1:12Man, I got checked in. Hell yeah.
- 1:15Netflix. Yeah, where horror went classy,
- 1:19gory and gorgeously, gorgeously emo.
- 1:25Got wolves saying where are you? And I'm so sorry.
- 1:30I cannot eat, I cannot sleep. I can only see the moon tonight.
- 1:36I need your body like always. Anyways, the mall smelled like
- 1:42Abercrombie Cologne, the soundtrack screamed My Chemical
- 1:46Romance, and somewhere in the background a cursed e-mail was
- 1:49waiting to be opened. So grab your flip phone, dim
- 1:53that lava lamp, and pray your Wi-Fi doesn't cut out.
- 1:56Because tonight, tonight the fear has been upgraded to 2.0.
- 2:03I'm your host Evo, still haunted by the dial up tone of doom.
- 2:07And joining me, as always, the king of cursed commentaries, The
- 2:12man who survived a saw trap just to make it to trivia night.
- 2:18Greg, the gore guru of the 2000s.
- 2:22What's going on, brother? What's that bro how you doing?
- 2:25Good, good, good. Now grab your popcorn and your
- 2:28scratch to hell copy of The Ring.
- 2:30You know it's scratched. We all know it.
- 2:33You've been watching it over and over again 7 fucking days
- 2:38because we got one hell of a lineup tonight on tonight's this
- 2:42one of the DVD Horrors no longer cassettes.
- 2:47We've upgraded just like we have upgraded in the 2000s.
- 2:51We got rid of the cassettes, the the the tapes, the VHS stuff,
- 2:56and we upgraded to DVDs to CDs and DVDs.
- 3:01So this one on the DVD of Horrors.
- 3:04Pokémon Hall. What to do with your bulk this
- 3:06Halloween night? Can you survive the horror of
- 3:09the spicy sauces on Hot Ones? The 92 orange envelope?
- 3:14What kind of nostalgia time capsule does this month bring?
- 3:18Marble rivals? A Daredevil playthrough.
- 3:20How to really play the Devil of Hell's Kitchen.
- 3:24Plus the new arcade mode player versus everyone.
- 3:27Zombies Camp Crystal Lake Update all the ladies from the prequel
- 3:33TV series about Pamela and Jason Voorhees.
- 3:38We're going to be ranking the possessed dolls and animatronics
- 3:40from Chucky to Megan to Five Nights at Freddy's.
- 3:43We're powering down every plastic faced menace.
- 3:47Not our friend menace, but the menace of the menaces.
- 3:54The top ten highest grossing horror moves to the 2000s, from
- 3:57cursed cameras to vengeful to videotapes.
- 4:00Your favorite decade of your favorite decade of horror?
- 4:04The ones that define the screams of the Millennium.
- 4:06What's our favorite? We're also going to be doing a
- 4:11Chucky deep dive lore because even good guys have bad habits.
- 4:16And for a game we're going to do a a little thing of is this a
- 4:20ghost lore real or is it made-up where the truth is always
- 4:25creepier than fiction. And finally, some M3P pod decks,
- 4:30some Ice Breakers. I know it's at the end of the
- 4:33show, but let's it's it's brand new.
- 4:36It's less flattering questions that even Jigsaw wouldn't see
- 4:39coming. So, you know, it's at the end of
- 4:41the show, not at the beginning. Trying to do something different
- 4:45here. So dim the light.
- 4:47Hit play. And remember, in the 2000s, even
- 4:50your DVD player might be haunted.
- 4:54All right, Greg, how you doing, my Gorguru?
- 4:57How was your week in the world of horror and haunted pixels?
- 5:01Week of horror, it was good, it was good, it was good.
- 5:07I finished, I watched Auto Shop Chuckies and I will deep dig or
- 5:13I will explain more when we get to that portion of the show.
- 5:17Oh my God, yeah. I got yeah.
- 5:26This week I watched the substance with Demi Moore.
- 5:32Yeah. And Andy McDonald's daughter.
- 5:34I forgot her name. I keep forgetting her name, but
- 5:36she's fucking hot. How was ma'am, ma'am, ma'am,
- 5:41Andy, with all due respect, Mandy Mcnell, ma'am, your
- 5:45daughter. Your daughter.
- 5:49Wow. Wow.
- 5:53Like that. That ass though.
- 5:57Dang ass. No, I'm.
- 5:58Gonna have to watch them today. That movie was disgusting.
- 6:05Damn, no, it was really it was freaking hilarious, but it's
- 6:09fucking it's a horror movie. It was disgusting, right, like
- 6:13she needs to be Moore's old obviously, you know, they're
- 6:18they were doing a fucking the the executive producer of the
- 6:24show and of the freaking people that are in there was trying to
- 6:29yes, look her up, you know, look her up.
- 6:32You'll have those eyes to like, damn.
- 6:37So they were making fun of Harley Weinstein.
- 6:41Harvey. Weinstein in that movie, because
- 6:44he was the same way, like, you know, essayed and yeah, advances
- 6:50and all that stuff and like, trying to get old people to
- 6:53bring in new people and all that shit.
- 6:55So they're trying to do the same.
- 6:57So Demi Moore goes to doctor and was like, you know, what should
- 7:02I do? Blah, blah.
- 7:03And this nurse tells her about the substance.
- 7:06Here, play this, like, all right, So she grabs a freaking
- 7:09little USB port, put it in the computer, and some fucking voice
- 7:15comes up with, would you like the substance?
- 7:18And I was like, sure, what the fuck is the substance?
- 7:21It's like, here's what you do. You inject into yourself and to
- 7:28activate it, and it's supposed to, like, rejuvenate you.
- 7:32Yeah, according to her, she thinks it's going to rejuvenate
- 7:34her. Right.
- 7:35So she injected into herself and then come, like, again, gets all
- 7:40crazy and shit. Her back opens up and this
- 7:45disgusting thing comes out of her body and it's just like.
- 7:50And then like, she passes out and the next day the thing that
- 7:55came out of her body is herself, but at a younger age.
- 7:59What the fuck? Yeah, it's the creepiest shit
- 8:03ever. It's at a younger age, so it's
- 8:08another person. So she looks in the bathroom and
- 8:11it's like herself at 50 years old and like, you know, she
- 8:16looks at this the instructions like, you know, one weekend, one
- 8:20week out, one weekend she has to be to me more.
- 8:23The other week out she has to be little Andy McDowell.
- 8:27So she's all like, all right, cool.
- 8:31So she's this brand new person, blah blah blah, and then she
- 8:35goes out on the town and like tries to be nice, hangs out with
- 8:39Harvey Harvey's all like you're hired, blah blah blah.
- 8:41You're like you're the new person too, because the Me Morse
- 8:44character is a a workout. You know, she jazzercises and
- 8:50all that. So she has a TV show.
- 8:53So like, you know, we're trying to push out Demi Moore, but
- 8:56we're trying to bring in you like all right, so but I have a
- 8:59thing. I can't do it like every other I
- 9:02could. I got to do it every other week,
- 9:03like all right, that's fine. Whatever you want to do whatever
- 9:05once we will do whatever you need to do and blah, blah.
- 9:07We we want you though. And then, you know, the week
- 9:11that is, Demi turn tags in, Demi gets fired.
- 9:17Yeah, we found your replacement girl.
- 9:18Like, she's hot and she's younger, so you got to go.
- 9:21Peace out. Here's your stuff.
- 9:22Get the fuck out of here. Yeah.
- 9:24So, like, damn, you know, that sucks.
- 9:26Yeah, but she's still fucking living that whole week.
- 9:29Then the next week, here comes new, new to me, a New Girl.
- 9:34And like she they go back and forth until the New Girl decides
- 9:37now I want to stay out of the town a little bit longer, you
- 9:39know, just see what's all about, right?
- 9:43So she does it and then like she overstays her welcome.
- 9:46So when she goes back into her old body, now she doesn't go
- 9:51back to her body. They do a thing where they like
- 9:54and, and make up a new room so that nobody notices.
- 9:58And so like every time they trying to switch, they go into
- 10:01that room and they stay there for a while.
- 10:03So the meat comes out looking all fucking old and wrinkled and
- 10:07looking like a witch with a fucking fucked up finger because
- 10:10that girl fucked it up and she's like, what the fuck are you
- 10:12doing? Don't overdo it.
- 10:15So it goes back and forth. That's when the fucking grossest
- 10:17shit happens because that little finger turns black like it's
- 10:21nasty. It's all like, you know, like
- 10:23that and shit. So when the other girl tries to
- 10:26overdo it, part of Demi's body turns black and turns old and
- 10:32like it droops out and everything.
- 10:33So what Demima does for I'm sorry, spoiler warning I guess.
- 10:38Later called lady shit. Here when I would do black
- 10:41bullshit. You still gonna watch it?
- 10:44So So what Demi does? It's like, you know what, fuck
- 10:47this bullshit. The fuck this bitch.
- 10:49She fucking buys a lot of chicken and eats it overnight
- 10:52and fucking lead to anything he said.
- 10:54So that when she done inject she does.
- 10:56They do the switch, the other girl's doing the jazz exercise,
- 10:59but she's fucking tired. And you know how you get all
- 11:02tired when you're fucking drinking?
- 11:04When you drank too much the next day or the night before?
- 11:06Yeah, she's hungover, but she's hungover from eating too much,
- 11:10though she doesn't know. She looks at the fucking mess on
- 11:13the table and everything. It's like, what the fuck
- 11:14happened last night? Same thing, shit happened when?
- 11:17So Demi has to clean up for her, her, the younger girl.
- 11:20The young girl now has to clean up after Demi.
- 11:23Damn. So when the young girls all
- 11:25doing the exercise on the TV show, her butt gets big it
- 11:30because there's a lump on her butt.
- 11:34So she's all like, oh shit, you know, I was like, Oh my God.
- 11:37So there's the whole footage of just like her butt and it's like
- 11:40fucking beautiful. And but then it's like, just
- 11:43like, what the fuck was that? Oh, you know, like somebody saw
- 11:46it was somebody farted and everything, but no, she's like
- 11:48shit. So like, she's like trying to
- 11:51like do this to her butt and go all the way up to her stomach.
- 11:55And. Out popped up a fucking chicken
- 11:57bone. It is the most disgusting shit
- 12:02ever dude. It is hilarious.
- 12:04That's the fucking. That's the beauty of it,
- 12:06brother. Definitely definitely because
- 12:11the ending is definitely the most shittiest ever.
- 12:14Definitely check that out. It is one of the most fucking
- 12:17awesome movies. Grossest thing ever.
- 12:21Remember RoboCop? Yeah.
- 12:24Was one of the guys gets acid all over his face and he's
- 12:27walking around and the car, That's what that looks like.
- 12:33You know what I mean too, right? You know what I mean?
- 12:37It's called the substance. Fuck that substance.
- 12:41The substance. The substance fucked.
- 12:44Up hold on, I'm from search my shit.
- 12:46You can go on the shit. Maybe it's maybe it's like
- 12:49something different on fucking the DVD version of it.
- 12:52You put? Yeah.
- 12:53Pick that up. You gotta search for it.
- 13:01The substance. OK, cool.
- 13:12HBO Max Alright, OK, alright, Got.
- 13:17It alright cool cool cool. It is the most fucking craziest
- 13:21shit ever. I love it.
- 13:22I love it. I love it.
- 13:23Definitely check that out, Leanna check it out.
- 13:25Chat. Check it out when you guys get a
- 13:27chance. It is disgusting.
- 13:30I love it. What else did I watch this week?
- 13:35Predator. Predators.
- 13:38Yeah. Predators with Adrian Brody.
- 13:40Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't expecting Adrian Brody
- 13:46to like. Badass.
- 13:50Badass. You know, at the same time,
- 13:52like, like it went from Arnold Schwarzenegger to Donald Glover
- 13:56to Aiden Rory. What the fuck?
- 13:59And then the whole thing where he just takes off his shirt and
- 14:01looks all jagged. I was like, you did it on
- 14:03purpose. Thank you.
- 14:05Like they told you to fucking work out and shit because you
- 14:08have some big ass shoes to fill, guy.
- 14:10Whoa. Hey, are you?
- 14:12Oh my God. But but yeah, that fucking movie
- 14:15was crazy as well too. The Predators gotten a lot of
- 14:21They've gotten smarter. How are you compared to that
- 14:25first? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 14:28Compared to the first ones, yeah.
- 14:30My next watch could be Pray. I'm definitely gonna watch that.
- 14:35Good. Definitely watching some new
- 14:38stuff as well. Sinners.
- 14:39I gotta watch Sinners. I gotta tell you how I felt cuz
- 14:43I heard the music was really good.
- 14:45Yes. So I'm definitely gonna watch
- 14:47Sinners pretty soon. That's correct.
- 14:49And next. Week I'll let you know how I
- 14:52enjoyed it and shit good deal. Other than that, everything's
- 14:57been good. Big shout out.
- 14:59I want to say big shout out right now.
- 15:03This week what I did was my friend's podcast came back nerd
- 15:07in Texas podcast. She's been out for like what, a
- 15:11year and a half? But in December she suffered a
- 15:15car accident. Which?
- 15:17Gave her a concussion, all that stuff.
- 15:20She explains it on the podcast. And so I had to shout it out
- 15:23because, you know, she's fucking awesome as fuck.
- 15:26Yeah. I asked her like, hey, are you
- 15:27gonna talk about your journey on the podcast as well?
- 15:30And she's all like, well, other podcasters told me not to.
- 15:35I'm like, do you get the fuck out of me?
- 15:38Just fucked. Up like why?
- 15:41What, because her show is all about, you know, nerd in Texas,
- 15:46her like whatever we do on here as well, like, you know, nerd
- 15:49stuff and all that stuff. That's what it talks about, like
- 15:52gaming, all that stuff. But it's like it's only like 30
- 15:55minutes. So every 30 minutes she she has
- 15:58like a little fucking show. So they told her not to.
- 16:02And I'm like, dude, it's your show.
- 16:04Fuck yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
- 16:07You can talk whenever you want. Yeah, yeah.
- 16:09She's like, you think I should? Like, yeah, I think you should.
- 16:11It's up to you at the end of the time, at the end of the day.
- 16:14But other than that, I don't think others should dictate what
- 16:18you should talk about on your own show.
- 16:20Exactly. Like, like, you know, the fact
- 16:26that it's a it not only that, but because, you know, trauma is
- 16:31what makes us grow. Like her trauma is the car
- 16:35accident. My trauma is the diabetes.
- 16:38Like I wanted to talk about the diabetes for a long time and I
- 16:41did. And that's how you grow.
- 16:44That's how you evolve onto the show.
- 16:46Yeah. That's how your show evolved.
- 16:47Because other people might want to come in and like listen to
- 16:50it, you know, have the same, you know, hey, I relate to that
- 16:54person because that that happened and I want to know
- 16:59their journey. Same with the this podcast, her
- 17:02podcast, her accident, her neurosurgery, her concussion,
- 17:07everything about what she just said and how it affects her.
- 17:12Like other people may want to hear it because it might be
- 17:15inspiring to them. So don't ever tell someone not
- 17:19to talk about something that happened to them on the podcast.
- 17:23Why? Because why maybe you should
- 17:26worry about your own podcast, maybe you have thousands of
- 17:31followers on your podcast, but not, you know, let other people
- 17:34do what they want, you know? So yeah, that is that's the part
- 17:38right there. GameStop T-shirt.
- 17:45Right. Here's the story.
- 17:50Here's the story, man. Here's the story.
- 17:54So. And I, we got the shirt and I
- 17:57knew about the shirt earlier this week.
- 18:00Yes Sir, she knew about the shirt all week because I've been
- 18:05trying to tell you about this like dude anyways went oh this
- 18:11past week I went to GameStop and just hung it's like look, you
- 18:14know how what I'm looking for looking for Pokémon cards.
- 18:16You know at the same time like hey, what's out what else is in
- 18:19here? So I went to the the GameStop
- 18:22looking for Pokémon cards and other stuff.
- 18:24I might find nothing there, obviously.
- 18:28Of course there's the Magic Spider Man, Magic the Gathering
- 18:32Spider Man, and there goes the bells.
- 18:38They had a trunk retreat earlier in the day, so yeah.
- 18:42So I'm waiting for the bells to and no, fuck it, we're going to
- 18:46keep going. So Magic Gathering, Spider Man
- 18:51and then the Lorcana stuff, but the fable ones that were the new
- 18:56ones are out and it was the cover of that Lorcana was Goofy
- 19:03movie. Oh.
- 19:04Good. Yeah, power line.
- 19:07Yeah, power line, front and center, doing the the moves and
- 19:10shit, the perfect cast. Yeah.
- 19:12So I'm like, alright, let me grab this and I'm looking as
- 19:16like fucking 699. I'm good next to know I came
- 19:20here for fucking cards, man, for Pokémon cards, actually.
- 19:24Hey, do you have any more Pokémon cards like what I have
- 19:27up there as well what we all had.
- 19:29I was like, all right, thank you and I'm looking at the Funko
- 19:32Pops like oh, how much are they? Yeah, all right, 1499.
- 19:37Like, no, I'm good. Let me go look at another shirt,
- 19:40because I bought the pumpkin shirt from here.
- 19:42Let me look at another shirt, look around and everything like
- 19:46hey, fucking got this one. Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
- 19:49Very good. Not a big Texas chainsaw guy,
- 19:52you know that right now. But at the same time, I want to
- 19:56wear it for Horror Month. Yeah, or maybe I'll wear it on
- 20:01another forever for the rest of the week, for the rest of the.
- 20:04You don't make a difference. Yeah, So I take it to the front,
- 20:10like, alright, here we go. Like and I'm like, hey, how much
- 20:13is this? Like, are you a pro?
- 20:18A pro member? Yeah, like, alright, $10, like,
- 20:21alright, cool. Damn.
- 20:23That's good to be. Yeah, being a pro game.
- 20:27Expensive if you wouldn't though.
- 20:30Like, I figured, you know, I'm gonna get like the discount also
- 20:33since all that like alright, cool, here you go.
- 20:35It's like alright. And you thought, like, actually,
- 20:38do you want it for free? I'm like, obviously I'm not
- 20:42going to say no, but how do we go about doing that?
- 20:46He's all like, well since you're already a pro, you have the $5
- 20:54off plus the $5 every month. Damn.
- 21:01You already have a $5 coupon, $5 off coupon, plus the $5 off
- 21:04every month. Damn.
- 21:06And he's he has said 1083 and he said, you know what?
- 21:11Don't worry about the 83 here you go to me.
- 21:14I'm like. Bad ass man.
- 21:17You just made my day. I came here looking for stuff.
- 21:20Either way, you just made my day.
- 21:22All right. Thank you very much.
- 21:23I'm going to be talking about this on the podcast, obviously.
- 21:26Thank you very much, Sir. Appreciate that.
- 21:27Awesome. Yeah.
- 21:28No problem, man. Like, he's on a bag.
- 21:30I was like, yeah. You know what?
- 21:32No, bags are for people that paid.
- 21:35He's like, thank you. Exactly.
- 21:37I appreciate you. Enjoy.
- 21:39Like, All right, cool. So I left.
- 21:41I don't need a bag. I just fucking fucking.
- 21:43I fucking put it around my fucking shoulder.
- 21:45Like it was a fucking championship belt.
- 21:46It was like wagging out the fucking out the door.
- 21:50Like, yeah, and I'm listening to beneath the song.
- 21:54It was like. I'm walking out the door with
- 22:04this fucking shirt on my fucking shoulder.
- 22:07Like, yeah, buddy, I was like swagger and shit.
- 22:09I was like, Nah, headed in the fucking car and then just went
- 22:13straight home and it was like, hell yeah, this is fucking
- 22:16awesome. Oh, but yeah, bro, the fucking
- 22:21what is that? Let me see your hand heart.
- 22:24Thank you, adventure Diva for the hand heart.
- 22:26I really appreciate it. Thank you very much.
- 22:29Appreciate that new envelope for the week, for the month, bro.
- 22:36I haven't seen this in like, I don't know when was the last
- 22:38time I saw this? Like a few months.
- 22:41Yeah. I feel like it's been months.
- 22:42It's like been more than a few months.
- 22:44But I was like, I've been wanting to get this envelope in
- 22:47a while. Dude is now doing like stuff for
- 22:52Christmas. Day.
- 22:55Where Yeah, I know he went big this time, this time of year.
- 22:58He said he's going to do like a package, a big orange package
- 23:04for Christmas. He's going to send it out to
- 23:05everybody that applies to it. Yeah.
- 23:08I'm like, what do you mean? What do you mean?
- 23:12So I look into it. It's like around $5969.
- 23:14Like, no, I'm good, Sorry. I'm.
- 23:16I'm good with this. Send me whatever you want to
- 23:19send me on this. He wants to send people like
- 23:22fucking T-shirts, games, toys, all that stuff.
- 23:26Yeah, I finally got it. Yes, I finally got it.
- 23:28I was like, hell yeah. So the 92 orange envelope.
- 23:31For those of you that don't know, I've been talking about
- 23:34this forever on the podcast. I've been talking about it on
- 23:37the stream. It is a Is this a newsletter on
- 23:43on e-mail newsletter where you get quizzes, You get everything
- 23:48you ever wanted, nostalgia stuff from the 92.
- 23:52You just go to the92.com. What's that thing called?
- 23:56And it is a newsletter. He's sending your e-mail and he
- 24:02will every Tuesday and Thursday, he'll send you a newsletter of
- 24:07the 92 quizzes. What's it called trying to like
- 24:14get you to remember some stuff that happened in 92 toys get the
- 24:19G word giveaways every like every other stuff out there the
- 24:2692 club and if you join it, he will send you some stuff on on
- 24:33e-mail, snail mail. He will send this stuff and this
- 24:37week I I'm just opening right now.
- 24:38So this week, let's see what he sent us.
- 24:44A snap bracelet Looks like this. Yeah.
- 24:50Bad nostalgia overload. Yeah.
- 24:53Damn, it doesn't even work. Whatever.
- 24:57There you go. There you go.
- 24:59That's bad. Badass.
- 25:02Let's see what's in here. The 92 Big fun box coming soon.
- 25:06Is that what he said? He said bigger boulder and
- 25:11boxier. Some stickers.
- 25:17HR slime ARL slime. Hocus pocus.
- 25:21I smell children. It's a sticker.
- 25:24Too. I love it.
- 25:25I'm going to put it up somewhere.
- 25:27Some key chains. There's this right here.
- 25:34Damn. Another sticker of a lunch box,
- 25:36A high CI think. Is that what that is?
- 25:40The 92? Yeah, The 92 high C1, Yeah, Spot
- 25:47the difference, Rugrats. Oh yeah.
- 25:52Front and back. So like, try looking at stuff
- 25:55like this front and back. That's crazy.
- 26:00Bayside Public Library Card Adventures in Progress Author by
- 26:07Eric Carle titled A Very Hungry Caterpillar November 2095 T
- 26:15Pickles December 3rd 95 Arthur Reed December 1995 Alga G Pataki
- 26:23and some other people to pick A Lawrence, Kevin McAllister,
- 26:29Richard Belding some other people in there as well.
- 26:35OK, and then we have the big quiz time stuff.
- 26:39Yeah. All right, what was the nickname
- 26:42for Arnold's grandma, A Mima, B Pookie or C Miss Sue?
- 26:51Miss Sue, I think. So it is Pookie.
- 26:58Oh, I'm not calling my grandma Pookie, but all right #2 which
- 27:06scooby-doo fruit snack flavor look cloudy?
- 27:09A grape, B strawberry, or C blue Raspberry.
- 27:14Blue Raspberry. C is correct.
- 27:17Blue Raspberry #3 Christina Aguilera released which hit song
- 27:21on May 11th, 1999. A genie in a bottle.
- 27:23B Beautiful. C ain't another man.
- 27:26Genie in a bottle. Genie in a bottle is correct, he
- 27:31says. Dear founding member, remember
- 27:34the joy of the night. He's trick or treating.
- 27:35We'd wait for dark, meet up with friends and pile into somebody's
- 27:38minivan to the rich neighborhood for full size candy bars.
- 27:42Then we'd head home and dump our candy hall on our bed before
- 27:44trying to trade three banana laffy taffy for Reese's.
- 27:48I love the trade. Very end of the night, dude.
- 27:51It's like, what do you trade for that Reese's cup?
- 27:54Do you want the Snickers Mini Snickers?
- 27:57Nah, let me get like a bicker. Snicker.
- 28:01What you got over there? The good old days when Power
- 28:04Rangers, bargaining and Spice Girls hit the streets for one
- 28:06magical night every year. Long lived the 90s Grant
- 28:09Spotlight. You know you now own a piece of
- 28:11history, An authentic 1997 Rugrats trading card.
- 28:16No human being has laid eyes on your cards in over 28 years. 90%
- 28:19of these cards have been lost, destroyed or vanished from
- 28:22parental cleaning sprays. Oh, damn.
- 28:27But yours made it back to you. A happy reminder of childhood
- 28:32waiting for you all along. Look at that.
- 28:35I love it. It's a trading card.
- 28:37We're going to keep it. We're going to keep this.
- 28:40We're going to keep it and we're going to put it in the binder.
- 28:44Why? Not Matthew's Halloween night
- 28:49movies 90s Halloween fun full slice candy finding the house,
- 28:52giving these out with like winning the lottery.
- 28:56It's a Butterfinger BBS fun size.
- 28:58Reading goosebust books. It was a requirement to pretend
- 29:01like you weren't scared while actively shaking Halloween TV
- 29:04specials. We collectively watch Hocus
- 29:06Pocus like 5,000,000 times every October.
- 29:09Still do, but all right. Happy Meal toys.
- 29:15These OG trick or treat buckets were so clutch, they were more
- 29:22accurate slogans for beloved Nike stores.
- 29:24Toys-R-Us. We demand your parents money.
- 29:28Blockbuster, please rewind. We're begging you.
- 29:32Circuit City. Like Best Buy, only slightly
- 29:35worse. Damn.
- 29:39It's true though. It's true.
- 29:40So that was fun. Yeah.
- 29:43I went on TikTok to you tonight and like, I was like, let me
- 29:46search the 92. And I only saw one person talk,
- 29:49do like a video of the 92, the orange envelope and I'm like,
- 29:54that is so cool. Can you?
- 29:56Talk about it. Can you talk about it?
- 29:58Can you tell us more about it? No, just one little video.
- 30:01All right, You know, I guess I'm the only one talking about it on
- 30:04the thing on the podcast, but I'm going to reach out to him.
- 30:11Yeah, let's let's you reach out to him.
- 30:13Hey, do you want to come on the podcast and tell us all about
- 30:15the 92? Yeah.
- 30:16What do you guys think? Yeah.
- 30:17What's Yeah, I'll be tight. That'd be tight.
- 30:20Hell yeah. Fuck yeah.
- 30:23I would love to do that. Nostalgia.
- 30:25It's nostalgia. We love nostalgia.
- 30:27We would love that. All right, so, yeah, that
- 30:29happened. So I'm gonna I'm gonna do more
- 30:32of those. And pretty soon, and I'm gonna
- 30:34put it on the TikTok as well. It's like, hey, you guys like
- 30:37these. Let me know what you guys think
- 30:39I've mentioned hot 1 horror hot ones horror because you ever you
- 30:43ever you ever watch that hot ones first we feast Hot ones is
- 30:49when this guy interviews are all the celebrities, but they have
- 30:55to heat hot they. Have to hot wings.
- 30:57Hot wings, Yeah. I mean, yeah.
- 31:00Yeah. So you know, my question is,
- 31:04would you survive a hot ones? Hell no, Hell no.
- 31:10It's. Like, OK, so where at what?
- 31:16Where are we stopping at the hot ones?
- 31:19Shit, the Northwest Paris fucking regular hot.
- 31:26I ain't eating no ghost pepper, no shit like that, nothing.
- 31:29I can't handle all that hot shit.
- 31:31I just can't do it. What was the last time?
- 31:36When's the last time you something hot like that?
- 31:38Like, you know. Hot.
- 31:40Hot like that? Yeah.
- 31:45Yeah, been awhile. I know I can't.
- 31:49I know, I know. I just know my foot, stomach and
- 31:53oh. My God, the stomach.
- 31:55Yeah. I go say that, what else but.
- 31:59Yeah, of course we like, of course we'd be fucking in the
- 32:01fucking toilet all day. Leanna said she would try.
- 32:05Definitely. I wanna say I stop at 4, right,
- 32:11Right. Like I would handle it at 4, but
- 32:13like towards #5 and then I'd be like, Nope, I'm done like this.
- 32:19Yeah, yeah, only because it happened when it happened before
- 32:26to me and I was like, obviously I did it like a few years ago in
- 32:292023 on Tumblr live. We celebrated our think it was
- 32:34the 100th episode. I think our think it was 100
- 32:36episode or something else. The the many, the milestones
- 32:42that we that I did over there, she says.
- 32:46I bet Brooklyn could beat us all, All of us.
- 32:47What? I believe I believe it though.
- 32:53Man, no, like OK, I'm good on her.
- 32:58Damn. And so back then she loves
- 33:03spicy, but all the way up to 10 like the last dab, that little
- 33:07bomb damn, I would be like, I wouldn't taste it.
- 33:14Ah, anyway, so like, in order to celebrate what happened back
- 33:21there, I said this on the show before I celebrated with shots
- 33:25of hot sauce. Yeah, many from Yeah.
- 33:28From the local restaurant chicken restaurant chain they're
- 33:33like here some hot sauce like all right cool so if I can drank
- 33:36like three shots of that and then the Tapatico the.
- 33:41Tapakito, the Mexican. Hot sauce.
- 33:43So yeah. Yeah, so I did like 3-4 shots of
- 33:48those after that and I was like, it went straight to Dome.
- 33:50Everybody celebrates, like, dude, are you OK?
- 33:52I was like, I'm I'm fine, I'm fine.
- 33:54The next day I was not fine. I was hugging that bathroom.
- 33:58I was hugging that toilet. Forever was she.
- 34:04Prior to this, I'm going to say it happened like 10 years ago.
- 34:07I was in Texas visiting family and you know, I didn't know.
- 34:12I didn't know. So they're like hey, you hungry?
- 34:15It's like come up for dinner. It's like all right, cool.
- 34:17So you know, they're serving and stuff and they serve me and I'm
- 34:21just like all right, cool. And I'm looking around and
- 34:24everybody's all like, and I'm thinking like y'all okay, damn,
- 34:28you know, it can't be that bad. So I was like all right, cool.
- 34:35So I got my napkin, I got my tortillas, and I fucking like,
- 34:39you know, went in there and just fucking put in like a little
- 34:41burrito, little Taco. And like.
- 34:43Fucking took a big ass bite and then I fucking fell down like
- 34:47oh. Damn.
- 34:49What the hell, man? I'm just like, no, no shit, no
- 34:52kidding. Because I served, they served me
- 34:54like this big ass plate. I'm just like, oh, I'm looking
- 34:57up and I'm looking around. So everybody's like, oh, I see
- 34:59what you mean now. And I'm just like, and they're
- 35:03all staring at me like you, OK, like.
- 35:06Damn. I'm fine.
- 35:10Well, what we do, it was fucking.
- 35:13I don't know. It was because by 5 or 6.
- 35:17Shit. The ghost pepper type of shit.
- 35:20Wow. No.
- 35:21Hell no. No, because I was hallucinating.
- 35:26Damn. And everything went numb.
- 35:29My tongue went numb at the back of my throat went numb.
- 35:32I had, I felt lightheaded and I'm just like, but I was like, I
- 35:35didn't want to fucking like be disrespectful and throw away the
- 35:38plate and be like, Nah, I don't want any of this shit.
- 35:41I just kept on eating and eating and eating and eating and I just
- 35:44like looked at everybody just like, you know what, fuck this.
- 35:46And I fucking grabbed like some tortillas just like went to town
- 35:49with it. Yeah, yeah.
- 35:50And. They're like, and then finally
- 35:51they're like, you don't have to eat it.
- 35:53Like fuck you. Would you tell me this now like
- 35:57it's too late? I was just like, can I get some
- 35:59water? Yeah, shit.
- 36:02You want some ice? Yes.
- 36:03Can I get some ice? Yeah.
- 36:04OK. Water ice.
- 36:05Like, can I get more water and ice?
- 36:07Like, yeah, sure. Are you OK?
- 36:08I was like, no, obviously not. I'm sitting here eating the ice,
- 36:12bro. I'm sitting there fucking
- 36:14chewing and munching on the ice and this shit is fucking ghost
- 36:18pepper hot. Like I can't even fucking feel
- 36:20anything anymore. And I'm just like, oh, OK, I'm
- 36:24done, you know, take it away from me.
- 36:25So I'm just like fucking walking around, walking back and forth,
- 36:28back and forth like a fucking crack.
- 36:31It's like sweating it out. It's like all over the place and
- 36:34I'm just like and fucking finally sat down.
- 36:37I didn't know if I sat down or anything.
- 36:39I just laid down and just like cradling myself like this the
- 36:44entire time. Like no, this is Texas y'all
- 36:49don't tell me anything. Yeah, yeah.
- 36:53And it's Ghost and I'm just like, finally, I like what?
- 36:55What kind of what kind of hats out of this?
- 36:58Hey, what kind of stuff did you put in there?
- 37:01Ghost pepper. They can handle it.
- 37:04Like, not me, not me, obviously, but you're like.
- 37:07Man, you stay kind of shit. Come on now.
- 37:09So you ain't gonna be able to handle this shit.
- 37:11I ain't from here. Damn.
- 37:14So like I'm hugging the bathroom and going back and forth and
- 37:17then finally it hits me late at night and I'm just like
- 37:19motherfucker, why am I? Why wait until before I go to
- 37:23sleep? I was like, I'm like going to
- 37:27the bathroom next together and the next day I'm just like
- 37:30fucking hungover. I felt like I hungover and
- 37:34they're like, are you OK? I like, no, they just lost like
- 37:38a bunch of weight. Just like fuck dude.
- 37:43Like I can't anymore. Oh my God.
- 37:48But this is like I like fucked with my stomach.
- 37:52I fucked with everything in my. System.
- 37:54Oh yeah. And and they're like, yeah, see,
- 37:56like, you know, like, and we know, you know, whenever someone
- 37:59you're young and someone tells you, Drake, drink this tequila,
- 38:03you'll grow up. Make get some hair on your
- 38:04chest. Yeah.
- 38:07And fucking like you, all right? Like it'll make a man out of you
- 38:13like. Fuck you.
- 38:16Oh sauce, sauce is not gonna make a man out of you Make
- 38:19fucking a man on my ass cuz it's.
- 38:22Like fucking. Oh my God, don't do it.
- 38:25That too. Far too late, I know.
- 38:31But yeah, Hot Ones horror. Do you guys, would you guys be
- 38:34able to handle the show Hot Ones with because you can buy them,
- 38:41you can buy those sauces and they'll send it to you and you
- 38:44could challenge yourself from 1:00 to 10:00.
- 38:48And I'm like, no, I stop at four or five because I knowing me,
- 38:52it's like the diabetes that I. Developed this power when as
- 38:57soon. As diabetes happened, like all
- 38:59your all your taste buds are gone.
- 39:02Dang, like so like I started eating fucking jalapenos.
- 39:07I started eating fucking salsa Verde.
- 39:10I started eating all kinds of shit up to the Diablo one I talk
- 39:13about. I'm just like, Nah, I'm good.
- 39:16I tasted it like, oh, and then I felt like, yeah, there it is.
- 39:19OK. And I was just like, no, we're
- 39:22good. We're good.
- 39:22I was like, but I know I can last up to four or five and
- 39:28that's it. So if you guys ever do it and go
- 39:32for it, let me guys, let me know in the comments what you guys
- 39:35think. If you guys can handle that
- 39:37shit. If not, it's all good, Sir.
- 39:42Have you played our Marvel rivals yet again?
- 39:45Have you tried them? Again.
- 39:46Hey no I play make it normal. Have you tried the Marvel
- 39:52Zombies 1? Heard about it?
- 39:56You should definitely try it. It's like at least tried it for
- 39:59normal. It's it's fun, it's fun.
- 40:02It's the first normal one because it's you.
- 40:06You with four other people. That's just AI zombies.
- 40:10Yeah. So it's just like a fun little
- 40:14thing. We get to shoot out all the
- 40:16zombies and all that stuff and. Yeah.
- 40:19It's fun. It's fun, Leanna says she's
- 40:25addicted. I'm addicted to it.
- 40:27But in a sense, like I played four hours on this fucking game,
- 40:33Yeah, on this mini game on the arcade mode.
- 40:36And so it was easy, normal, hard, expert.
- 40:44And then you have nightmare one, nightmare 2, nightmare 3, and
- 40:48Nightmare four. OK, cool.
- 40:51Let me go into these other ones first.
- 40:53Easy, normal, hard. Let me go back to easy again to
- 40:58get more points. Experience points.
- 41:01Let me go back, you know, do the three again and then the 4th one
- 41:04beat it. OK, let me go back 1234 again.
- 41:07All right, cool. You know, experience points, all
- 41:09that shit. That was a nightmare, this
- 41:12motherfucker. Nightmare.
- 41:13One dude was about an hour long. Day.
- 41:20To get to the fucking boss, which is Wanda, of course, but
- 41:25even then, even then she kills you and like, I'm like, Oh my
- 41:32God. So Nightmare 1 was like, I tried
- 41:34doing it, but it was way too long.
- 41:36And I'm just like, how long is this?
- 41:38She played three hours. Damn, that's awesome.
- 41:41So how long is this? And I'm just like fucking going
- 41:44in there and like every time. And then then I finally look at
- 41:47the fucking top of the screen because I'm not looking at the
- 41:49top of the screen. It's like wave one, wave two,
- 41:51wave three, wave 4. I'm like, how many waves are
- 41:53there? Wave 8 out of 10.
- 41:56I was like, oh, son of a bitch, I shouldn't have asked.
- 41:58And then I'm looking at the time I was like, I'm at 39 minutes.
- 42:01Damn. All right, cool.
- 42:03So I'm still shooting as Punisher.
- 42:06I you have your, your turrets are separate.
- 42:10So you have and then you shoot up to 250 rounds.
- 42:16Dang. It's like as much like as I
- 42:19said, like fucking. It's fucking pretty nice and
- 42:21pretty cool. And then you had there was me
- 42:25and another Punisher. You get as many people you can
- 42:28want to, but it's for them. And to Jeff the Sharks, right?
- 42:32I saw this one, Jeff the shark go underground the entire time
- 42:37when Wanda did her ultimate. And he stood there for a while
- 42:40and he got like, you know, he kept staying down there for a
- 42:44while and he didn't die. Meanwhile, we're all dying, but
- 42:49he's underground. And then he comes back up when
- 42:51the ultimate leaves, when it's all gone.
- 42:53But he's healing us and we're trying to like, you know, kill
- 42:56Wanda. The situation.
- 42:58Yeah. And I just fucking had enough.
- 43:00And I died and I was just like, you know, fucking done with this
- 43:03shit. And then I fucking, I was like,
- 43:06you know, I'm gonna put the, I'm gonna put the remote away and I
- 43:08just go to the bathroom. I come back and it's like, it's
- 43:10over. I was like, oh, what happened?
- 43:12Defeated. I was like, ah, son of a bitch.
- 43:14All right, whatever. That's fine, I guess we lost.
- 43:19So like I got to go back to nightmare one, try to beat it,
- 43:23and then go 2-3 and four and I'm just like, if this is a
- 43:26nightmare one, I wonder how 34323 and four are.
- 43:30So I looked it up #4 it's fine, you know, everybody else like Oh
- 43:35my God, I can't wait for two. They do it like that's crazy
- 43:38man. Wow #3 is like oh damn.
- 43:40And number 421 does 24. Hey or not.
- 43:46Hell, Nah. And the zombies are running,
- 43:49they're crawling, they have half a body, there's giant zombies,
- 43:54there's poisonous zombies, there's all kinds of zombies.
- 43:58And let me tell you, I think I got PTSD from these
- 44:01motherfuckers. Damn.
- 44:04Because I'm just like, you know, I don't want to look at another
- 44:06zombie again. This is like shit.
- 44:09So it is crazy that these motherfucking zombies are there
- 44:15and yeah, we're going to we're going to go through it the rest
- 44:19of the week. It's it's going to last till
- 44:22like the towards the middle of November.
- 44:25They're going to bring it back. And because they said like,
- 44:27yeah, we're we're going to bring it back next heroes.
- 44:29Like it's not permanent. Make it permanent, motherfucker.
- 44:33We want to play this. We all want to play it.
- 44:35We all like think it should be permanent.
- 44:37The entire rivals community loves it.
- 44:39So it's like, all right, cool. You know?
- 44:42But then they're like, we're also going to do like X-Men
- 44:47versus Sentinels, you know, like a player versus everyone.
- 44:54So X-Men versus Sentinels. Sentinels are AI.
- 44:58And I'm like, is this how it's gonna be for zombies?
- 45:00Imagine how Sentinels are gonna be.
- 45:02Oh yeah, yeah. Oh shit, Oh my God.
- 45:07Anyway, that game was awesome. I'm gonna play it.
- 45:11I've ranked up to gold and it's pretty awesome being there
- 45:17because I haven't played it yet. I know I got those two free
- 45:20skins from Gold, so I'm just like, you know what?
- 45:23I'm just going to chill here where I'm at, which is Gold too.
- 45:26Now I'm in the middle of gold too.
- 45:28I'm just going to chill here for a while and play zombies now
- 45:32that I'm like made it, you know, once we get to the point where
- 45:36it's like it's almost the new season, I'll climb up again or
- 45:39climb down, whatever. But it goes it's at the end of
- 45:42the fucking season. It'll take me back I think 4
- 45:46spots. So it's like as long as I'm up
- 45:51and gold, it'll take me back to gold one, the gold, gold three.
- 45:53I mean, so yeah, it's like, you know, if it's not, then I'll
- 45:55probably go back to bronze. Whatever, it's fine.
- 45:59I don't care. I'll the reason for that is
- 46:02because I'm playing as Daredevil and the fact that I've gotten
- 46:07Daredevil almost to Lord in like a week and a half, I'm at 29
- 46:12hours with this guy. I have like 32 MVPS from him
- 46:19from just using him because I'm playing him as a predator.
- 46:24He has infrared vision, he can see through walls like I said
- 46:29before. So I'm just waiting there for a
- 46:32while and all these motherfuckers are showing up.
- 46:34So I'm going around and going to the back line and hitting up the
- 46:38healers and everything 1st and I'm doing using combos where
- 46:42it's like that, that, that, that one 234 And then you get to the
- 46:46tanks and you got Magneto and he's still using his fucking
- 46:50bubble protection bubbles. Like, Nah, I'm just gonna wait.
- 46:53And he and like, even when he's protection bubbles up, he's
- 46:56still trying to show throw shit. I mean, he's like, Nah, dude,
- 46:59Nah. I'm waiting for you to bubble to
- 47:01go away. And then he uses his fucking
- 47:04protective shield and I'm just like, Nope, go around beating
- 47:07him some more. Yeah, I'm going into Doctor
- 47:09Strange because he has his shield too.
- 47:11Going around and hitting him some more.
- 47:13He dies. Everybody's dead and they're all
- 47:16getting pissed off. It's like, what are you doing to
- 47:18me? Like I'm waiting, motherfucker.
- 47:20I'm being patient. It's like, no, I was like, no,
- 47:24with dare the bull, you have to be patient.
- 47:25Chill for a minute and let them come to you or let them fucking
- 47:30run around. And you're just walking around
- 47:33and looking at the infrared, looking like a predator.
- 47:35And the way he says things on the video on the fucking screen,
- 47:39it's like, I'm watching you. I'm like, and I'm looking around
- 47:43like, is that me? Or is that somebody else?
- 47:45Is like, oh, it's me, OK, I'm watching you.
- 47:48Yeah, all right, cool. So yeah, Marvel Rivals Daredevil
- 47:53playthrough is pretty awesome. Just go in there as a Predator.
- 47:56You'll love it. Awesome.
- 48:00Pokémon Hall. I didn't get any hits this week,
- 48:04this month at all, but the bulk. I'm going to give away some of
- 48:09the bulk on Halloween night to the kids.
- 48:11That's right, I. Probably said that already, but
- 48:15yeah, I got the candy already. I'm only going to do 1 bag this
- 48:18year because I know they're not going to come.
- 48:20Yeah, another bag is for backup just in case, but the other like
- 48:24the second-half of that backup is going to be mine for the
- 48:27entire year. I'm giving away the bulk.
- 48:30I'm putting them in little Baggies and like giving them.
- 48:34I'm back. I kicked out.
- 48:35OK, be giving them away and just like, hey here, have fun.
- 48:39All right, cool. So there's that Friday the 13th
- 48:44prequel. You ready for this?
- 48:46Yeah, I got to hear about this. Yeah.
- 48:48All right, cool, cool, cool. A Friday the 13th prequel,
- 48:51titled Crystal Lake, is in production as a television
- 48:53series for Peacock, developed by 8:24.
- 48:57We love 824 because it's independent.
- 49:00Yeah, yeah. We love them, we love the
- 49:01movies. It would explore the back story
- 49:04of Pamela and Jason Voorhees before the events of the
- 49:06original 1980 movie. Key details about the Crystal
- 49:09Lake series. Linda Carlini has been cast as a
- 49:12iconic Pamela Voorhees, with Caitlin Vincent playing a young
- 49:16Jason Voorhees in a recurring guest role.
- 49:19The series faced delays during the WGA strike in 2023 and
- 49:22originally had Brian Fuller as a showrunner.
- 49:25Following his departure in May 2024, Brad Caleb Kane was hired
- 49:28to take over. Production for the series began
- 49:32in New Jersey in June 2025. Filming locations included Camp
- 49:35Nobibo, so in Blairstown, the same location used for the
- 49:40original film. Filming has reportedly wrapped
- 49:43up of October 2025. The series is expected to
- 49:46premiere on Peacock in 2026. Fucking awesome.
- 49:51Fucking the same location from the original film is fucking
- 49:55awesome as well. Yeah, yeah.
- 50:00The original prequel story While the new series will expand the
- 50:03story, the original 1980s Private 13 film already contains
- 50:06the back story for the series. In the original movie, the
- 50:08killer is not Jason, but his mother, Pamela Voorhies.
- 50:11His murderous rampage is her revenge for the drowning of her
- 50:14son Jason at the Camp Crystal Lake years earlier.
- 50:17And isn't that she blamed on the negligence of the camp
- 50:19counselors? What do you think?
- 50:23You're gonna want to watch this. I think I will because I've
- 50:28always been interested. Yeah, I want, I always want to,
- 50:36I always wanted to experience the origin of Jason.
- 50:40So I'm I'm no, I'm pretty sure that they are going to explain
- 50:44that in major detail. You know what I'm saying?
- 50:47And I was just telling my kitchen manager this at work.
- 50:51I said let's have a horror movie.
- 50:54And I said and Friday the 13th, it's touching anything.
- 51:00Leave motherfuckers alone. Just leave them alone.
- 51:07And it wouldn't be no shit. So I'm, I'm excited about this.
- 51:09I really am, you know. Yeah, I am too.
- 51:14It just takes me back to remember the Psycho prequel.
- 51:24Oh, the show baseball team. Yes, yes, yes.
- 51:29Yeah, it tells the story of Norman Bates and his mother
- 51:32Norma, how they acquired a hotel and how he was a fucking creep.
- 51:36I will always remember that kid as Norman Bates.
- 51:40Yeah, young Norman Bates. Even as the good doctor dude, I
- 51:43can't see him as the good doctors.
- 51:45Norman Bates. As Norman Bates, I'm just like
- 51:48you. That was a good ass show.
- 51:50It was a good ass show. Bates Motel was a good ass show.
- 51:53It was. It was, I saw the first season,
- 51:58like I couldn't get into the second season.
- 51:59I think I was working at a time and I was just like, shit, you
- 52:02know. But like if we're going prequels
- 52:06of the stuff like that with younger versions, I was like, as
- 52:11long as you don't, well, I hope the kid ends up looking like
- 52:19when he comes out of the water. Yeah, in the first.
- 52:21Yeah, in the second movie, Yeah. Where the first movie?
- 52:25Yeah, the end when he. Yeah, I know.
- 52:27Yeah, that would be the grotesque part of the horror
- 52:30show. Yeah.
- 52:32It's when he looks like that the entire time.
- 52:35Yeah, and not because of an accident.
- 52:36It's because he looked like that the entire time.
- 52:39Yeah. And Pamela loves him so Linda
- 52:45Cardellini as Pam is going to be fucking crazy as fuck.
- 52:48Oh, we it's going to be amazing it.
- 52:51Is other movies that would love for that.
- 52:56I was like, you know, not Halloween ever again.
- 52:59No, I don't ever want to hear Halloween like.
- 53:01We, we, anybody watching this, we have burnt that on Michael
- 53:06Myers. Let that man rest in peace.
- 53:09They cut off his body. Ain't no way in hell he going to
- 53:13come back. Yeah.
- 53:15Wow. Right.
- 53:16Like, we know the story. He killed your sister.
- 53:18Come on. Come on.
- 53:21Yeah, same Freddy Krueger. You know, some I would like to
- 53:26see what I would like to see his his origin from the time he was
- 53:38like, I say from something like he was a teenager to him messing
- 53:43with the kids and getting burnt. I would love to see it.
- 53:47You know what I'm saying? That that that would be
- 53:50something to explore. Yeah, I don't think.
- 53:53But in day and age, I don't, I don't think it would go well
- 53:59because you know how you know how these motherfuckers are here
- 54:02and. Cancel on the first fucking
- 54:04episode. I was like no, we're not doing
- 54:06that. Oh my God, fine.
- 54:09I mean they already trying to cancel them now they even trying
- 54:11to count. They try to cancel the nightmare
- 54:14on M Street like he's a pedophile.
- 54:16And I like, and we had this discussion at work as well.
- 54:20I said if you go back and look at M Street, it was never said
- 54:25that he was a pedophile. They just said he was a child
- 54:28murderer. You know what I'm?
- 54:30Saying the new movie made of. Yeah, but remake, Yeah.
- 54:34Yeah. Not our mate, not our version of
- 54:36it. We're good.
- 54:38Is that? Don't cancel that Freddy.
- 54:40Cancel the Earl hey. Yeah.
- 54:46Chucky, we're going to talk about that later, but Chucky
- 54:49would be a great prequel. Charlie Ray, his daughter,
- 54:55fucking dressing up as him. Yeah.
- 54:57Like the call to Chucky wasn't the call to Chucky when they did
- 55:02like a back story of it? Yeah, now the cursor Chucky, the
- 55:07cursor Chucky, Cursor Chucky is the back story.
- 55:09But if you go back and look at the go back and look at the
- 55:15Chucky series and they will show snippets of his origin.
- 55:23Charles Lee Ray. It's a little snippet though,
- 55:26But I would like to to expand on that.
- 55:29I wish they would go back and do origin for Charles Lee Ray.
- 55:34Like you know how he learned. I would like them to see like to
- 55:38see him learn voodoo and and why he's like how he was, you know,
- 55:44I'm saying. Learn, learn the umbala.
- 55:46Yeah, dumb Bala. Whatever the Bala.
- 55:50Give me the power of beg of you like, yeah, I can never get rid
- 55:56of that because it's been graved in my head since I was a child.
- 55:59Oh shit. Give me the power of beg of you.
- 56:02Transfer me into this little soul right here.
- 56:05Fucking shit. Anyway, so yeah, those are the
- 56:09movies that I want to see as back stories and stuff.
- 56:14Who else do I want to see as a back story?
- 56:18That's horror. No, that's it.
- 56:21Look, there's. A bunch of the trio, that's what
- 56:25I call it, the trio, the. Trio.
- 56:26Yeah, the trio. Oh, I mean, we're going to get a
- 56:29back story of Pennywise Pit Pennywise which?
- 56:33Soon, which debuts tomorrow, which debuts tomorrow on HBO
- 56:36Mac. Time to binge watch this
- 56:41motherfucker. Damn.
- 56:43Oh, I'll let you guys know what we thought of it on the first
- 56:46episode. Yeah.
- 56:48So, yeah, those are those are it.
- 56:50I can't wait to see this as well.
- 56:54Where are we? OK, OK, tonight we're diving
- 57:01deep into the uncanny valley. You know, that eerie space
- 57:04between toy store innocence and nightmare fuel.
- 57:06From pin sized puppets to AI Android and demon possessed
- 57:10dolls, this is the Toy Box of Terror, where we rank the top 11
- 57:14killer doll and animatronic horror flicks of all time.
- 57:17So grab your batteries, your old VHS tapes, and maybe lock that
- 57:20toy chest, because we're counting down from #11 all the
- 57:24way to the toy you'll never sleep near again. #11 Annabelle
- 57:382014 a spin off from The Conjuring.
- 57:41This one followed a couple terrorized by possessed
- 57:43porcelain doll after satanic called and made their home.
- 57:47The cast Annabelle Wallace, Ward Horton and Alfred Woodard and
- 57:52the audience reaction for this was fans loved the connection to
- 57:54The Conjuring but many felt the scarce relied more on jump than
- 57:58atmosphere still solidified Annabelle as a horror icon.
- 58:02Fun fact for this real Annabelle is actually a raggedy and all
- 58:06still locked up and adding Lorraine Warrens occult museum
- 58:09in Connecticut and yes she said to still move.
- 58:17What's that one comedian that bought the place?
- 58:22I didn't hear about that. There's a comedian that bought
- 58:25the fucking the museum in Connecticut.
- 58:29Yeah, food with VD. Yes he did.
- 58:37Who bought? Fuck.
- 58:52And there he is. Matt Rife, Comedian Matt Rife
- 58:58and YouTube Elton Cassidy have purchased The Edge and Lorraine
- 59:01Warrens former home and occult museum in Connecticut.
- 59:04Their legal guardians of the paranormal artifacts would not
- 59:06legally own them. Their company, Haunted Homes LLC
- 59:09was registered with Cassidy as a manager.
- 59:11They plan to reopen the museum for public tours and off site
- 59:14commercial location. No, what are you doing?
- 59:17That is some white people say right there, bro, No.
- 59:21Why would you do that? Oh my God.
- 59:25Anyway, yeah. Matt Rife Comedian Matt Rife.
- 59:28Bought him bought. The museum.
- 59:31And now I pray for him because. He was a good for real.
- 59:35He ain't gonna miss him. He was a good comedian.
- 59:39We're gonna miss him #10 The Banana Splits Movie.
- 59:45Have you ever seen this 20/19 a reboot?
- 59:50No one saw it coming. The level 1960s Hanna Barbera
- 59:53Band goes full Five Nights at Freddy's slaughtering humans
- 59:56during the live taping gone wrong.
- 59:59It has Danny Kind, Finley Wolfjack his song and Sarah
- 1:00:02Canning audience reaction, eagle parts shocked and the music
- 1:00:06absurd, gory and campy like a Chuck E Cheese had midlife
- 1:00:09crisis. This movie was originally
- 1:00:11supposed to be a Five Nights at Freddy's script, but after
- 1:00:13licensely licensing fell through, Sci-fi rewrote it using
- 1:00:16the band on a split. It is the most craziest fucking
- 1:00:22movie ever and I'm putting it #10 because I didn't know
- 1:00:26anything about it. I wasn't into the Hanna Barbera
- 1:00:29band growing up, but umm, watching it for the first time
- 1:00:36and thinking why wasn't I watching this when I was
- 1:00:38younger? Like, oh shit, I heard about
- 1:00:40them but I just didn't fucking care enough to like, see them.
- 1:00:44Umm, it has some good kills. Some great.
- 1:00:47Kills as well is open for a possible sequel.
- 1:00:52Still, just like it's it's a really fun movie #9 Megan 2022,
- 1:01:01a brilliant robotist robotic creates a life like AI doll to
- 1:01:07protect her orphan knees, but Megan takes her programming a
- 1:01:10little too literally. Allison Williams, Violet McGraw,
- 1:01:13and Amy Donald as Megan. The audience reaction.
- 1:01:17Audiences adored her sass, her dance, and her one liners.
- 1:01:19It was more sassy, horrid, and scary horror, but Megan
- 1:01:22instantly became a pop culture icon.
- 1:01:25Megan's viral hallway dance wasn't even in the original
- 1:01:27script. The young actors playing her
- 1:01:28improvised hit during rehearsals?
- 1:01:30That's fucking awesome. Like halfway through it became a
- 1:01:38fucking comedy. Yeah.
- 1:01:41It's it's just reminded me so much of Chucky when Chucky
- 1:01:44became comedy. And I'm just like, yeah, yeah,
- 1:01:47OK. And that's when the fucked up.
- 1:01:50Yeah. I'll talk.
- 1:01:53I elaborate on that later when we get to that.
- 1:01:55And then the sequel, I guess the sequel, like I haven't seen it,
- 1:02:01but it's supposed to be pretty good, so.
- 1:02:04It's not. I know it's on Peacock and I
- 1:02:06haven't watched it yet so. I'm about to watch it.
- 1:02:09I'm about to watch it pretty soon #8 Saw 2004.
- 1:02:17Two strangers wake up in a filthy bathroom, chained to
- 1:02:19pipe. A dying man named Jigsaw test
- 1:02:22their will to lift your gruesome moral traps.
- 1:02:25Carrie Elles Leigh, 10, and Tobin Bell A mix of horror and
- 1:02:29fascination. People were shocked by the trap,
- 1:02:31but drawn and by the mystery. It became a Halloween season
- 1:02:34staple. The entire movie was shot in 18
- 1:02:37days, and Tobin Bell only had to lie on the floor for much of it.
- 1:02:41He barely moved the whole film. Dude, you could have just got in
- 1:02:44the fucking mannequin. You didn't have to be in that
- 1:02:47fucking room for 18 days, like, looking like, all fucking dead.
- 1:02:52You just got the fucking mannequin.
- 1:02:54It would have been fine. We would have believed it.
- 1:02:58But dudes are like, yeah, I'll stay in there.
- 1:03:00No problem. All right, cool.
- 1:03:04I wonder how many said how many times they said cut.
- 1:03:06Can you do it again? Like, yeah, yeah, gotta be
- 1:03:09authentic. Exactly.
- 1:03:10Gotta be authentic. The reason this is here is
- 1:03:14because the fucking jigsaw little toy.
- 1:03:18Yeah, obviously. And I'm just like how what?
- 1:03:23That is some battery operated shit, of course.
- 1:03:29And I was just like, I thought for sure we're going to get like
- 1:03:31another Chucky movie. But then like, oh, it's the guy
- 1:03:34that's on the fucking floor for the rest of the movie that is
- 1:03:37this guy behind the strings, you know?
- 1:03:39All right, cool, great. And then, yeah, every Halloween
- 1:03:48since fucking this movie came out in 2004 felt like, oh, we
- 1:03:53got to go watch it. We got to go watch it.
- 1:03:55It's a yeah, it's a tradition now, you know.
- 1:03:58Yeah. And the first one was just as
- 1:04:02rough, and the second one was rough too.
- 1:04:04The second one, dude, that fucking pool of needles.
- 1:04:10I'm just like, no, I'm done. But that's no that first one
- 1:04:14though that it is that ended it fucks you up.
- 1:04:20'Cause then you gotta go. Back in my.
- 1:04:22What just happened? In my opinion, just after the
- 1:04:27movie's even over, you still hear this motherfucker
- 1:04:29screaming. That's what's chilling about
- 1:04:31this shit. You know what I'm saying?
- 1:04:32And and when it came out, I wasn't into it at the time.
- 1:04:37I mean, my mother, she she she she watched it and she was
- 1:04:40telling me about it. I like, all right, whatever.
- 1:04:42So I ain't see it till years later, years, years later, but
- 1:04:47yeah, yeah, yeah. That that was, it was something,
- 1:04:51it was hell. And Part 2 of them needles.
- 1:04:53Oh, just just chill down my spine when I think about it.
- 1:04:58Damn of. Course, Oh man yeah #7 Puppet
- 1:05:05Master 2/19/90 The killer puppet return, resurrecting the long
- 1:05:09dead master Andrei Tolan and the twisted quest for immortality,
- 1:05:13Elizabeth McLennan, Colin Burns and Steve Wells.
- 1:05:17Fans of the first film enjoyed it, but casual beers found a
- 1:05:20little more in Hinge. And the best way to affect pure
- 1:05:23stop motion magic. The flamethrower puppet Torch
- 1:05:26was introduced here and became so popular he got his own
- 1:05:28collectible line. He did.
- 1:05:31And fucking Torch. He had a flamethrower.
- 1:05:33What the fuck? We love that shit.
- 1:05:37You know anything with flames on there?
- 1:05:39Fuck yeah. Mine was Leech woman.
- 1:05:47Tell the truth, I never watch pub mess.
- 1:05:51You never watched Puppet Master, I remember.
- 1:05:52Everybody school used to talk about it, but I I was something
- 1:05:55I never watched all like with to this day Yeah, the first.
- 1:06:01Movie, I wasn't supposed to watch it at all.
- 1:06:04I was too young to watch it. Yeah, the first movie.
- 1:06:07And like, you know, they had like all these little fucking
- 1:06:10Blade, the fucking big muscle guy with a small head.
- 1:06:16Yeah, the jester, court jester. And then there's this little
- 1:06:20woman and and I'm just like, what did she do?
- 1:06:25My stepdad? I'll just wait.
- 1:06:27Good. It's like, you want to stay up
- 1:06:28with us? Just wait.
- 1:06:31Fucking. Oh, we get to the part of the
- 1:06:34scene where fucking the couples having sex and shit and she
- 1:06:38walks out and she's all like, I'm gonna leave you like that.
- 1:06:41So she walks out and he's like fucking handcuffed to the bed
- 1:06:46with the fucking blindfold on still.
- 1:06:48Man. She dies off screen.
- 1:06:51Here comes Bleach woman and gets on top of him and he's all like,
- 1:06:55oh, hey, how you doing? What's going on?
- 1:06:58And it's like he's touching his stomach and like, all this stuff
- 1:07:01and feeling him right? Yeah.
- 1:07:04And then like, I'm just sitting there like night, OK, Am I
- 1:07:10supposed to be here watching this?
- 1:07:12Yeah. That's when she leeches come out
- 1:07:17of her, she rejergitates them and I'm sitting there like, no,
- 1:07:26what are those? That's.
- 1:07:29Fucked up. I didn't know about leeches at
- 1:07:32the time. I haven't seen STEM by me, you
- 1:07:36know, and it's just like, no, what is that?
- 1:07:38I'm just like, oh, so he's not sitting there like what are you
- 1:07:41doing? Right?
- 1:07:42Hey, oh, hey, hey, hey, no biting, no biting, and they're
- 1:07:46biting him. The leeches are biting his chest
- 1:07:48and he's like, hey, can you stop?
- 1:07:50And he's all like trying to fucking, you know, doing like
- 1:07:52this. Can he fucking put his fucking
- 1:07:54hand sing up? And then that's when he realizes
- 1:07:58he sees it with one eyes, like, Oh my God, no.
- 1:08:01And it was like, as soon as he screams out, I'm just like, oh.
- 1:08:06Fuck that. Oh, that's disgusting.
- 1:08:09That is the craziest shit ever. Hey, there's Menace.
- 1:08:13Hi guys, just dropping in to say hi.
- 1:08:14Hi Menace, how you doing? Hey, girl.
- 1:08:16Stopping here, that's the that's the first puppet master movie
- 1:08:21and that's what it's like ever since ever since then it's like
- 1:08:25beach girl. Hey, how you?
- 1:08:27Might have checked this shit. I might have checked this shit
- 1:08:29there. Like tell me your first trauma
- 1:08:34of this movie, Leech Girl. Like damn.
- 1:08:38So #7 The Pupmaster Number six, Child's play, a dying.
- 1:08:45You know why? A dying serial killer transfers
- 1:08:47his soul into a good guy doll using a voodoo curse, turning
- 1:08:50Chucky into the world's deadliest toy.
- 1:08:52Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, and Brad Dorf as the voice of
- 1:08:55Chucky. Parents were horrified, kids
- 1:08:57were fascinated, but my buddy dolls went into hiding.
- 1:09:02I bet she. Checking facial movement
- 1:09:05required up to 9 puppeteers working In Sync.
- 1:09:08It was groundbreaking and electronics for the time.
- 1:09:10I read up on this dude I watched everything, the behind the
- 1:09:13scenes and stuff. It is fucking awesome how they
- 1:09:17go from 9 puppeteers to what they have now.
- 1:09:19A green screen guy. Amazing man.
- 1:09:23Fucking hell yeah. It's like upgrade.
- 1:09:25That is some upgrade shit right there.
- 1:09:28And actually, it was out of animatronics plus a man.
- 1:09:35He was like, AII think it was a short man.
- 1:09:38That's how man. I'm gonna say the the proper
- 1:09:42term. But you could tell on my TV.
- 1:09:46You could. Yeah.
- 1:09:48OK, hold on, swag. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:09:51And on my TV, you can tell like the scene where he's he's on
- 1:09:57fire. Running the background.
- 1:09:58Oh dad too. And the running in the
- 1:10:00background. Yeah, yeah, you tell that's a
- 1:10:02man, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, it was in 4K.
- 1:10:08And in 4K that's fucking hilarious.
- 1:10:10Yeah. Yeah, all those scenes are from
- 1:10:14the same guy. And then they they, but they
- 1:10:18like got a new person, new people as well.
- 1:10:20Yeah, throughout the years. We'll talk about that later,
- 1:10:24obviously, because I have some dislikes of this communities
- 1:10:27franchise. Yeah #5 Five Nights at Freddy's
- 1:10:312023. A troubled security guard takes
- 1:10:33a job at Freddy's Fast Ferris Pizza, where the animatronic
- 1:10:36mascot comes to life after midnight.
- 1:10:38Josh Hutcherson, Elizabeth Leo and Magic Lillard.
- 1:10:41A fan fan flooded the theaters, breaking Plum House records, but
- 1:10:44non fans found it more nostalgic.
- 1:10:46That's scary. Fucking Chuck E Cheese.
- 1:10:50The animatronics were made by Jim Henson's creature shop,
- 1:10:52giving them that Avery retro realism and not fans for like,
- 1:10:58what? Yeah, feels like Chuck E Cheese.
- 1:11:02Yeah, like, all right, shut up. Like Chuck E Cheese going and
- 1:11:07going into the fucking murder St.
- 1:11:08Yeah, but the fucking the gamer fans, we love that fucking shit,
- 1:11:13dude. It also came out on Peacock.
- 1:11:17Yeah. And I fucking watched it that
- 1:11:19night and I was like, what the fuck is this?
- 1:11:26Yeah, I wasn't affecting this at all.
- 1:11:28And I loved it #4 Willie's Wonderland.
- 1:11:33You ever heard of this? A quiet drifter, Nicolas Cage
- 1:11:39agrees to clean an abandoned family fun center overnight.
- 1:11:41He had Medtronic come alive but he fights back with pinball
- 1:11:45breaks in between. Nicolas Cage.
- 1:11:47Emily toast up best. Grant fans love the F30.
- 1:11:51It's a cold hit that feels like a Reinhouse Peeper dream.
- 1:11:54Cage doesn't say a word in the entire movie.
- 1:11:58Dang at all. His character was written mute
- 1:12:00to save on dialogue cost but it made him more iconic.
- 1:12:04Does not say he as soon as you see him.
- 1:12:09Dang, that's crazy. He just has this fucking blank
- 1:12:11ass stare like this and he's normal.
- 1:12:13He's not the killer, he's not anything.
- 1:12:15Yeah, the animatronics. Other killers?
- 1:12:19Wow. So he gets into a car accident.
- 1:12:22He and the mayor, not the mayor, the town's sheriff tells him
- 1:12:31like, hey, we can fix your car. But in order that you have to do
- 1:12:37us a favor and stay at this place, Willie's Wonderland, for
- 1:12:40the entire night and clean it up, you know, like clean it up
- 1:12:44and all that stuff. Make sure keep it, you know,
- 1:12:46pretty keep it and we'll bring you the car in the next day.
- 1:12:51So it's like, yeah, you agree with that.
- 1:12:53And he's all like, you know, they shake upon it and
- 1:12:56everything. So he's fucking, they give him
- 1:12:59the the rules and everything, you know, every certain time
- 1:13:03take a break, there's beer in the fridge, there's games you
- 1:13:07can play and blah, blah. He takes that too fucking
- 1:13:10literal. So like he's walking around
- 1:13:14doing all shit and then these other kids are there as well and
- 1:13:18they come around like, let's fucking trash this place, we
- 1:13:20hate it, blah blah. So they're trying to fucking hit
- 1:13:24the place up. The animatronics come to life
- 1:13:28and they start trying to kill the kids.
- 1:13:31So Nick Cage is all like, beats up the animatronic, beats them
- 1:13:37up, beat them up, beat them up. Cool.
- 1:13:41He looks at his watch. Time for a break, goes grab a
- 1:13:44beer, play some skee ball, play some stuff.
- 1:13:49And they're like, what the fuck? This is every time.
- 1:13:53Yeah. And the clock.
- 1:13:54I collect clockwork. He does some stuff.
- 1:13:56He cleans up the place, you know, fixes the bathroom, cleans
- 1:14:01the kitchen, All this shit. Some shit happens with the
- 1:14:03animatronics. They try to kill the kids.
- 1:14:05He comes in there, save the day, beats up the fucking
- 1:14:08animatronic. Oh, in the middle of beating him
- 1:14:11up, he looked at the clock. All right, time for a break goes
- 1:14:15drink a beer, takes a break, and one of the animatronics come in
- 1:14:20here is like, try to beat him. I was like, I'm on my break.
- 1:14:23And he's like, he doesn't say it, but he's just like, you
- 1:14:27know, moved out of the way and like I'm on my break.
- 1:14:29And I was like, what the fuck? So he does it.
- 1:14:33He's a man of fucking habit. And he does this.
- 1:14:35And the entire movie is just that.
- 1:14:37And he is the fact that he doesn't talk at all and the fact
- 1:14:41that this is not his first horror movie.
- 1:14:43There's been a horror horror movie with Nicolas Cage.
- 1:14:46And he, this movie is the best one of them all.
- 1:14:50Not all his horror movies. The page, the page, but you got
- 1:14:56to watch it, you got to watch it.
- 1:14:57It's fucking fun as hell #3 The original Puppet Master Psychic
- 1:15:02researchers investigate a series of murderers at a hotel, only to
- 1:15:05find they're being haunted by living puppets imbued with
- 1:15:08ancient Egyptian magic. Potley, Matt, Irene Miracle and
- 1:15:12William Hickey Atollon a beloved cult classic exterior
- 1:15:15atmospheric and strangely charming, Puppet Master was the
- 1:15:18first direct to video hit. The outsold some theatrical
- 1:15:21horror releases launching Full Moon Pictures Legacy and that's
- 1:15:25why I loved it because they were always on direct to the video.
- 1:15:29They're always on the on the videos, at the shelf, at the
- 1:15:32fucking, at the nearest mom and shop.
- 1:15:36Video store, yeah. So when I first saw the first
- 1:15:40one, this fucking shit is crazy. You know, like, Oh my God, why
- 1:15:44would you let me watch this? All right, let me go to the
- 1:15:47video store, you know, let's say Wrestlemanias, all that shit.
- 1:15:50So the horror section, Puppet Master 2, can I get this?
- 1:15:53Like, yeah, sure, go ahead. I can.
- 1:15:55Watch it, it's fucking crazy. Oh my God, Puppet master 2 and
- 1:15:59then I see there's more puppet master 3, there's a six shooter
- 1:16:02puppet, there's a fucking other puppets and I'm just like no,
- 1:16:07no. And I just forgot all about them
- 1:16:11until like possibly a few years ago.
- 1:16:13Yeah, during 2020 during pandemic when they showed on
- 1:16:16sci-fi and they had a marathon of it.
- 1:16:19And I'm just like, watched it first 2345.
- 1:16:23And I'm like, this is fucking awesome.
- 1:16:25I love it. And I'm just like, where's Leech
- 1:16:28girl? She there?
- 1:16:30Could someone call her out please?
- 1:16:32That one's here #2 Child's Play 2/19/90 Chucky returns after
- 1:16:39being rebuilt by the toy company to cover up the scandal, and
- 1:16:41he's back for Andy cast, Alex Vincent, Jenny Agutter and Brad
- 1:16:45Dorf. Again, audiences cheered at the
- 1:16:48creative kills and faster pacing is where Chucky becomes a Drew
- 1:16:51franchise icon. The story the toy factories
- 1:16:55finale use real machinery, meaning those conveyor belts,
- 1:16:57these were generally dangerous for the crew.
- 1:17:03What I was like worried about, I think it wasn't two, it wasn't
- 1:17:073. Never mind, we're not, we're not
- 1:17:09even there yet. But in in #2 was hilarious.
- 1:17:13Yeah. It mean it.
- 1:17:16It didn't get to the point where it's like, Oh my God, this shit
- 1:17:18is funny now. No, it's like it's still still
- 1:17:21hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:17:24Still a great movie and my number 2 is my favorite album
- 1:17:29because it's just like fuck you I'm back.
- 1:17:33Like what do you do about? Andy, the scene at the school
- 1:17:37you. Know yes.
- 1:17:38Yes, him beating up the teacher. Killing.
- 1:17:42Yeah, tell her ass up. Fuck, I get a little fucking
- 1:17:47little fucking thing, but hit you like that Damn.
- 1:17:52And #1 the bride of Chucky Tiffany's chucky's act
- 1:17:56resurrection and ends up getting trapped inside a doll herself
- 1:17:59together they go on a cross country's killing spree full of
- 1:18:01love, death, and dark humor. Jennifer teeley Brad dwarf
- 1:18:03captain high coach John Ritter fans adore the land of horror,
- 1:18:06humor and self-awareness. It was Chucky meets MTV in the
- 1:18:09best way possible. Jennifer teeley improvised
- 1:18:12several tiffany's lines and her performance was so iconic she
- 1:18:14stayed the franchise for over 20 years.
- 1:18:16She overstayed her welcome, didn't she?
- 1:18:20Because after that it was just nothing but comedy.
- 1:18:22And I just like. I'm done.
- 1:18:24Bullshit. Yeah.
- 1:18:26Speed of Chucky. Cult of Chucky.
- 1:18:29Yeah, so there you have it. From haunted dolls to demonic
- 1:18:33puppets, from voodoo to AI. The toy box officially open.
- 1:18:37Which one still gives you nightmares?
- 1:18:38And more importantly, which one would you still buy?
- 1:18:40It showed up on eBay. Drop your answers in the chat.
- 1:18:43Next week we're going to rank the top ten haunted objects that
- 1:18:45should have stayed cursed. Not really.
- 1:18:51These were fucking great ass movies.
- 1:18:54The Bride of Chucky just pissed me off because it was going to
- 1:18:58that point where like felt like a bickering couple you.
- 1:19:02Know like a. Married couple was like, why,
- 1:19:04why we why do we need this? Why can't it just be like Chucky
- 1:19:06by himself? No, let's have Tiffany in there
- 1:19:10as well. You know, like, OK, I get it.
- 1:19:15All right, cool. But Jennifer Tilley now, even
- 1:19:19after 20 years now as just Tiffany, but in Jeff and
- 1:19:25Jennifer Tilley's body. Fucking hilarious.
- 1:19:29Fuck yeah. Like so meta.
- 1:19:31Like what? OK, the top ten highest growth
- 1:19:39in more moves to 2000s American Psycho in 2000, a wealthy
- 1:19:45investment banker in Manhattan lease a couple double life as a
- 1:19:47serial killer, blending styles obsession, psychosis and
- 1:19:50violence and sexual horror. Kristen Bale the William opposed
- 1:19:53Reese Witherspoon based on Brett Easton Ellis novel the naked
- 1:19:57chainsaw scene almost got it NC 17 trimmed for an R rating.
- 1:20:02I loved it. It was pretty good at the time,
- 1:20:07but then I just got like, everybody's wanted to fucking do
- 1:20:10it on TikTok. But it it it like introduced
- 1:20:18Christian Bale for me, basically, like, yeah, you know,
- 1:20:21Christian Bale's a Dark Knight. And I was like, who's Christian
- 1:20:23Bale? And then I saw American psychos,
- 1:20:27like, oh, oh, right. Then yeah.
- 1:20:29If you really want to watch a Christian Bale movie, though,
- 1:20:32like have you like, what the fuck?
- 1:20:35Equilibrium and the the Machinist, which is him like
- 1:20:40losing a ton of weight and like looking like a fucking nothing
- 1:20:44but skin and bones. The Machinist is where you want
- 1:20:48to start at Christian Bale, and that's because that's fucking
- 1:20:52crazy that he did. Batman, the Machinist and then
- 1:20:57The Dark Knight. Yeah.
- 1:20:59So he bulked up to be Batman, he lost a ton of weight to do
- 1:21:04machinist, and then he bulked. I remember that.
- 1:21:06Yeah, I remember that. Sorry.
- 1:21:08Wait. Yeah.
- 1:21:08And it was crazy shit. Final Destination 2018 has
- 1:21:14supernatural premonition as plane will crash.
- 1:21:16He and a handful avoid the flight but death has other plans
- 1:21:19and picks them off 1 by 1 in elaborate ways.
- 1:21:21Devin Sawa, Ali Larder, Curt Smith in the vent of Destiny's
- 1:21:25launch of serious plan slasher supernatural creativity and
- 1:21:28kills. Was that Curt Smith guy the one
- 1:21:34that dies in the shower? Yeah.
- 1:21:38What's his face? Oh, that one show fucking blind
- 1:21:47spot. He didn't.
- 1:21:49Yeah. Towards the end of the show,
- 1:21:52serious finale and everything, he disappears.
- 1:21:57He comes back and one of his CIA people comes to looking for him.
- 1:22:03And I was like, I'm just worried about you.
- 1:22:06What, You thought I'd die in the shower or something?
- 1:22:12Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio. Hey, fucking pointing slap and
- 1:22:16shit. Like yeah, that's funny.
- 1:22:18Nobody will remember that shit though.
- 1:22:20They don't fucking. The grudge 2004 an American
- 1:22:25nurse working in Tokyo encounters A mysterious and
- 1:22:27deadly curse who entered the house become doomed.
- 1:22:30The curse spreads an ominous passion.
- 1:22:32Sarah Michelle gellar, Jason Burr, Cleo Duvall US remake of
- 1:22:35Japanese film Juan. One of the earlier major J
- 1:22:38horror remakes that found mainstream success.
- 1:22:42Like that one when she's taking a shower and that whole fist
- 1:22:48just shows up on the back of her head.
- 1:22:50Yeah, so crazy. That is the most craziest
- 1:22:53disgusting shit ever. And it's like, that is nasty.
- 1:22:58And we're all fucking enjoying her shower scene because we've
- 1:23:01never seen Jay Sarah Michelle Gellar naked, you know?
- 1:23:05And it's like she's fucking rubbing her stomach and then she
- 1:23:07does this thing and it's just like, I was like, oh son of a
- 1:23:10bitch. Way to go.
- 1:23:11Way to Ruin Buffy the Others 2001 A post World War 2 era
- 1:23:18woman lives in a dark isolated mansion with her photosensitive
- 1:23:21children. Strange happening serves as
- 1:23:23their house is haunted. But what's really going on?
- 1:23:25Nicole Kidman, Christopher Cleston, Finola Clanagan tone,
- 1:23:29horror with strong atmosphere and twist ending.
- 1:23:32Gross 210 million worldwide. What are you saying mother?
- 1:23:37We are your children. That shit fuck me over.
- 1:23:43Fuck me up real bad. The fucking twist ending.
- 1:23:46They were all dead the entire time.
- 1:23:47Motherfuckers. It was great at the time I
- 1:23:54didn't want to watch it again. It just gave me those fucking
- 1:23:57creeps. The Descent.
- 1:24:00I hated this one. 2005 Sixth woman embark on a caving
- 1:24:03expedition to a remote system. After Rockwall trapped them,
- 1:24:06they discovered they're haunted by subterranean creatures in
- 1:24:08total darkness. Sean McDonald, Natalie Mendoza,
- 1:24:12Alex Reed. Filmed mostly on bill sets in
- 1:24:13the UK because actual caves were too slow and dangerous.
- 1:24:18Claustrophobic horror that stands out for it's all female
- 1:24:21lead cast. Who does that shit?
- 1:24:23Who goes belunking? Why?
- 1:24:25Why is that a thing? Like, there's no way I would
- 1:24:30want to go into a cave as soon as I'm like, I can't fit in the
- 1:24:33fucking in a place in a fucking elevator.
- 1:24:36I it was like too many people in there.
- 1:24:37It's like, yeah, I'm out. Yeah, I've seen way too many
- 1:24:40horror movies for this shit. Like, what's the maximum
- 1:24:47capacity size? Yeah, no.
- 1:24:49Have fun, guys. Enjoy.
- 1:24:52Yeah, I wasn't into it. Paranormal Activity 2007 a young
- 1:24:55couple sets of video cams around their home to document what they
- 1:24:58believe in supernatural presence, but they captured far
- 1:25:00worse. Katie Feathersten Micah Slot
- 1:25:02made 15,000 for some sources 11,000 gross 194,000,000
- 1:25:08worldwide. A classic micro budget success.
- 1:25:10I didn't like it. I was too fucking shaky Cam for
- 1:25:13me. I hated it.
- 1:25:17I remember why are we doing this shit on?
- 1:25:22We had this shit on bootleg. You did.
- 1:25:24And it wasn't even it wasn't even real version.
- 1:25:28This was a fucking like some shit they didn't use.
- 1:25:31I think it was like a deleted scene or something.
- 1:25:33It was out in the engine. And yeah, I guess that she kind
- 1:25:38of fucked me up though. I like this.
- 1:25:39Is this some fast shit? But then they start making too
- 1:25:43many of them motherfuckers. I like I lost interest.
- 1:25:47Like for real. I like lost entered a while back
- 1:25:50yeah saw 2004 two men wake up in a grim trap room.
- 1:25:56It says mastermind named Jigsaw forces them to play deadly game
- 1:25:59trapped more dilemmas and twisted survival carry Ells
- 1:26:02Leigh went on top and top and bell shine a low budget became
- 1:26:05highly profit on lunch. It's a long running franchise
- 1:26:07torture horror, so he talked about this is fucking I think I
- 1:26:11stopped at six. I don't remember dude from
- 1:26:16Linkin Park was in it and the way he died.
- 1:26:19I was just like, I'm done. I can't see the, I can't watch
- 1:26:23this anymore. I know there was a 3D one.
- 1:26:25I know there's like up to 10 or 12, I don't know but. 10 drips
- 1:26:34off and plus the right. Hold on, let me get this right.
- 1:26:4010 plus the one that ain't. It's like a continuation, but
- 1:26:44ain't really. It's connected to the book of
- 1:26:47sauce. Some shit, you know, so it's
- 1:26:50crazy. I got all of them, but you know.
- 1:26:54Liana has watched all of them. But it it, it, it, it went down
- 1:26:59the same Rd. as M Street. It got to the point where you
- 1:27:01like, they make it too many. My father.
- 1:27:05So, you know, Yeah. That's probably why I stopped.
- 1:27:08Like, how do you, how do you make it fresh?
- 1:27:11Yeah. With the traps, you know, like I
- 1:27:14feel like I've signed. I've seen this trap before, like
- 1:27:16you know it's new, like oh OK hey whatever I wasn't into
- 1:27:22anymore. 28 days later running epidemic not zombies.
- 1:27:28A deadly virus rage breaks out wiping out much of the UK and
- 1:27:31Corey wakes up from a coma to his apocalypse and must survive
- 1:27:35among the infected. And this living zillion Murphy,
- 1:27:37Naomi. Harris Brendan Gleeson made for
- 1:27:40£8,000,000 Revived the zombie genre with fast moving infected
- 1:27:45rather than slow zombies. I saw this one and when I came
- 1:27:52out as like fucking a rage headache.
- 1:27:59Right. Yeah, it gave me a fucking
- 1:28:01headache. I just like, fuck this bullshit.
- 1:28:04I never want to see fucking running zombies again.
- 1:28:10Hell no. Hannibal 2001.
- 1:28:13Doctor Hannibal Lecter is at a large in Europe.
- 1:28:17Doctor Hannibal Lecter's at large in Europe.
- 1:28:19The FBI agent Clarice Sterling is drawn into his world again as
- 1:28:22she seeks justice and closure. Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore.
- 1:28:26Gary Oldman. Despite high box office 351
- 1:28:29million, they received mixed reviews.
- 1:28:30Many sighed. As less than strong than Silence
- 1:28:33of the Lambs. You can't just, you know.
- 1:28:37Well, I mean. You can't do.
- 1:28:39You can't. You couldn't.
- 1:28:40You couldn't duplicate Silence of the Lambs.
- 1:28:43No, no, I'm saying and. It was more of a story of
- 1:28:50Hannibal Lecter than. It was like.
- 1:28:52Yeah, you know all that. Let me tell you about that.
- 1:28:55I remember going to the theater with my mother because she loves
- 1:28:59Silence of the Lambs and that shit was so slow at first.
- 1:29:03I was sitting in the theater like this in the share and she
- 1:29:07said you sleep alright, no. Waiting for something good to
- 1:29:14happen. Right.
- 1:29:15For now, it was some serious though.
- 1:29:19Right. Oh yeah, The Ring 2002.
- 1:29:25A journalist discovers a mysterious videotape.
- 1:29:28Anyone watches it dies. Exactly 7 days later.
- 1:29:31She investigates the original tape to save her son.
- 1:29:33Naomi Watts, Rachel Keller, Martin Henderson, Brian Cox.
- 1:29:36It grows 249,000,000 worldwide on a 48 million budget.
- 1:29:40It sparked a wave of US remakes of Japanese horror films.
- 1:29:43And that's why we got the Rudge. Anyway, yeah, those were the top
- 1:29:49fucking grossing movies of the 2000s.
- 1:29:52Two thousand 10s. You ready, Sir?
- 1:29:57Let's get it. Ladies and gentlemen, long time
- 1:30:00horror devotees and midnight snack watchers, welcome to
- 1:30:03Slasher Lore. Tonight we pull back the curtain
- 1:30:06on Chucky, the pint sized terror doll with the soul of a serial
- 1:30:10killer. We'll begin at the end, rewind
- 1:30:13to the start, journey through every incarnation, the films,
- 1:30:16the comics, the TV shows to dig up rare lore crossovers, and
- 1:30:20then land where the story stands right now.
- 1:30:23And we'll finish off by discussing what makes Chucky a
- 1:30:25bonafide pop culture phenomenon. Before we rewind the tape, let's
- 1:30:28introduce the wrestling bio story for a diminutive killer
- 1:30:32from Lakeshore, Illinois as a human serial killer.
- 1:30:38And then the good guy doll body. According to collector specs,
- 1:30:41about two feet tall, 2 feet 4 inches tall, 3 lbs.
- 1:30:46That's the doll. He has red hair stripe, good guy
- 1:30:51overall, blue jacket, toy knife of random household item.
- 1:30:56Don't underestimate the toy. His signature put move he says
- 1:31:01want to play, followed by a gasp, A/A leap and a scream.
- 1:31:05Total number of kills, while difficult to know precisely,
- 1:31:08sinks to overlap in comics, movies, and TV.
- 1:31:11The film count is often cited as 67 kills to the movie franchise
- 1:31:15to a certain point. Adding comics and you're looking
- 1:31:17at dozens more current status. He's alive in the sense that
- 1:31:21Chucky keeps coming back. His name is Charles D Ray AKA
- 1:31:28Chucky. Let's begin at where the story
- 1:31:32stands in the current timeline. This is the 8 mainland
- 1:31:35installment of franchise Chucky TV series.
- 1:31:38A modern continuation of film saga specifically following
- 1:31:41called the Chucky in small screen form.
- 1:31:44The show takes place in Hackensack, NJ.
- 1:31:46Chucky is active again. New targets, a new generation of
- 1:31:49victims, old characters returning.
- 1:31:51By season 3, which ran 2023 to 24, the series expanded the
- 1:31:54mythos dramatically. As of September 2024, the show
- 1:31:58has been cancelled after three seasons when it adds A refreshed
- 1:32:03timeline, expanded family, Tiffany Glenn, Glenda Nyka, Andy
- 1:32:07Barclay returned in major cameo roles and deeper mythological
- 1:32:11elements. Chucky's origins more overt
- 1:32:14voodoo possession lore. Why it matters.
- 1:32:17It shows that Chucky's relevance continues isn't just a age film
- 1:32:20throwback. He's living on in a serialized
- 1:32:23form. Let's rewind to the movies.
- 1:32:27Let's step back, step backwards to the saga in rough release
- 1:32:30order. But weaving of course, alternate
- 1:32:32timelines and rebootions were irrelevant.
- 1:32:34Original trilogy and classic continuity.
- 1:32:37Child's Play 1/19/88 The origin Serial killer Charlie Ray, the
- 1:32:40Lakeshore Strangler is fatally shot, uses voodoo amulet Harless
- 1:32:43Umbala Umbala to transfer his soul into a good guy doll named
- 1:32:49Chucky. He's given to young Andy
- 1:32:51Barclay. Then terror ensues.
- 1:32:53As long as I live Child's play two 1992 years later play pals
- 1:32:59try to resurrect their good guys line.
- 1:33:01Chucky returns still haunting I and the in foster care.
- 1:33:05Child's Play 3/19/91 further time jump 10 years.
- 1:33:09Chucky re emerges be a factory mistake.
- 1:33:11His essence revived now in the military school.
- 1:33:16These films lean hard into supernatural possession voodoo
- 1:33:19slash mechanics. What'd you think of the first 3
- 1:33:22movies? Think the first one, just so
- 1:33:29gritty at the time, you know what I'm saying?
- 1:33:33The shock value. Cause like lead, I mean lead.
- 1:33:36I mean, 'cause you see him fucking up shit, you know he
- 1:33:40fucking up shit, but you don't really see him though until he
- 1:33:43comes alive. And the mother's arms, you know
- 1:33:47what I'm saying? And man, I was just, it was just
- 1:33:52crazy. I just remember sneaking to
- 1:33:55watch it, I wasn't supposed to watch it.
- 1:33:57It was on like like on Cinemax or some shit like that and I
- 1:34:04watched it and it shook me, but it changed my life.
- 1:34:08I've been a fan ever since. And the second one, you could
- 1:34:12tell that it upgraded because they went to a different studio,
- 1:34:18because the first one was filmed with MGM and the second one went
- 1:34:22to Universal, up to Annie, you know, and you know, kills the
- 1:34:30hell, you know what I'm saying? He said a little funny shit, but
- 1:34:33it wasn't like, it wasn't like we didn't take it what it would
- 1:34:38end up being, you know what I'm saying?
- 1:34:40Yeah. And just amazing.
- 1:34:45No first to the third one. I mean the whole it still holds
- 1:34:52up, you know? It does, but I seriously can't
- 1:34:57remember any kill from that, like I can't.
- 1:35:00Right. It was no, it's like, it's like
- 1:35:07he wasn't. No slashing that one though.
- 1:35:09Like, you know, I'm saying I don't.
- 1:35:11Remember any memorable kills in that movie at all, right?
- 1:35:15I guess he killed the the Barber chair in the chair, but that's
- 1:35:23the only main, main kill because he said everybody up, you know,
- 1:35:28shoot themselves and shit, but you know.
- 1:35:31Some kid fucking landing on a bomb.
- 1:35:34Grenade. Everybody else shot themselves
- 1:35:38because they thought they were playing.
- 1:35:40Paintball, paintball, paintball. Paintball and like, damn, it was
- 1:35:47like nothing memorable about fucking child play.
- 1:35:50Three. Other than those, yeah, the
- 1:35:58military school stuff, OK. Which made absolutely no sense
- 1:36:03'cause at all it came out a year after Part 2.
- 1:36:08But it was a time job. It was like.
- 1:36:10Yes, the dumbest, dumbest shit ever.
- 1:36:13You know, I'm saying, alright, oh, he's 16 on the side.
- 1:36:18On USA Network. It's great.
- 1:36:22Yeah. Did it come out the movie or
- 1:36:24because I was out on on USA Network?
- 1:36:27Yeah, it came out, it showed up on it was it was in the theater
- 1:36:31car. My mother wouldn't seen it, so.
- 1:36:33So, yeah, yeah. All right, Next up is horror
- 1:36:39comedy shipped and expanded mythos.
- 1:36:40Bride of Chucky 1998 Chucky teamed up with Tiffany, his
- 1:36:43bride. No more self aware comedy
- 1:36:45slasher hybrid Seat of Chucky 2004 mixes horror comedy metal
- 1:36:50elements. Their child Glenn Glenda is
- 1:36:52introduced. I like Bride of Chucky.
- 1:36:59Yeah. And towards the middle of it, I
- 1:37:01was just like, all right, there's so much I can handle
- 1:37:04about them, too. Like a team thing.
- 1:37:08Like, yeah, this is too much. I'm done with it.
- 1:37:12Yeah, she's pregnant, like, And then the sex fucking silhouette.
- 1:37:19I was like, are you serious? We're really gonna do this,
- 1:37:22Like, All right. And then her being pregnant,
- 1:37:24like, huh. The most stupidest shit ever.
- 1:37:29And then the baby popping out at the fucking very end.
- 1:37:31Like, what is this bullshit? Oh my God, not thinking.
- 1:37:35Oh they're not going to make a fucking a sequel out of this,
- 1:37:39will they? Seed of Chucky in 2004.
- 1:37:42Are you guys serious bro? What?
- 1:37:45And that's and that that seed of Chucky was terrible hot garbage.
- 1:37:49It was. Hot garbage.
- 1:37:52Yeah, it. Was hot garbage.
- 1:37:56Method Man and fucking. Oh, red man, yeah, Red man goof
- 1:38:01fat yeah not. Met, Yeah.
- 1:38:03Redman, Yeah. And.
- 1:38:05What's her face on? It's like this.
- 1:38:08Yeah. So that's the whole meta, Like
- 1:38:10where Jennifer Tilly plays Jennifer Tilly, but Tiffany, you
- 1:38:14know, played by Jennifer Tilly. Jennifer Tiffany wants Jim for
- 1:38:17Tilly's body all like. So there's where the whole funny
- 1:38:22shit happens, huh? Glenn becomes Glenda.
- 1:38:25You know it very fun. It's like, OK, whatever.
- 1:38:32Just wait to watch the like we watch series like this shit is
- 1:38:36this shit is fucked up. It's terrible.
- 1:38:39Trust me, watch watch you. You'll see if you ever watch the
- 1:38:43series. You don't you think that is bad?
- 1:38:45Wait till you see the series you only What in the fuck?
- 1:38:49What is this shit? Return to horror route In
- 1:38:53continuation, Curse of Chucky 2013 returns to more serious
- 1:38:56tone. Chucky infiltrated family home,
- 1:38:58leverages legacy characters. Cult of Chucky 2017 further
- 1:39:02expands the lore around Chucky, host multiple dolls, etcetera.
- 1:39:07I like the curse because it just felt brand new.
- 1:39:11Yeah, it went back to his roots. Yeah, he.
- 1:39:14Went back to his root, then it called.
- 1:39:16Happened. I'm just like.
- 1:39:17What? They're doing so good.
- 1:39:18Yeah, drop the bottle of can like.
- 1:39:23Like, okay, I see what you're trying to do.
- 1:39:27There was talk that the director was trying to introduce that in
- 1:39:32Part 3. Where?
- 1:39:34You saw Chucky blood drip over all the the.
- 1:39:40Machine and stuff and kind of stuff.
- 1:39:42And from there we create a bunch of chuckies.
- 1:39:45So he does it here, he brings out the cold and it's like years
- 1:39:50later. But it it was back then.
- 1:39:53If they had done in like Part 4, then yeah, it would have been
- 1:39:55fine. But then it's like you are
- 1:39:58overdoing Chucky so much. Yeah, then now just becoming,
- 1:40:02you know this. And it's just making it, and
- 1:40:05you're just making it. That comedy shit, That's what
- 1:40:07killed it. It was bad enough they had like,
- 1:40:10comedy. You.
- 1:40:12Know on top of that, with that comedy shit, you know what I'm
- 1:40:14saying? It was just terrible.
- 1:40:17For real. Yeah.
- 1:40:21Reboot version. Child's Play 2019.
- 1:40:23A complete reboot of the constant modern tech dog gone
- 1:40:25bad. No voodoo.
- 1:40:27The franchise splits into two parallel continuities after
- 1:40:29this. This is the most horrible
- 1:40:31fucking toy I've ever seen. What the?
- 1:40:35Fox did they do to his face. Fuck the fuck the doll.
- 1:40:39The movie itself was his hope. Terrible movie.
- 1:40:43Itself try to make it into like upgraded and like it's because
- 1:40:48of our apps now whatever. In short, classic supernatural
- 1:40:59possession timeline horror comedy branch, serious home
- 1:41:02invasion branch, modern tech horror reboot branch.
- 1:41:04Important detail. When discussing lower bits, note
- 1:41:07which one we need to belong to. Oh shit.
- 1:41:10Okay, rare and lesser known Lord rare and lesser known Lord bits.
- 1:41:16Now let's dig into the three to five rare Lord known Lord nugget
- 1:41:19from the comic books around Chucky, the good guy origin and
- 1:41:22my body doll inspiration. But the iconic good guy doll
- 1:41:25that Chucky inhabited was inspired by the 1990s nineteen
- 1:41:2880s real life toys like my buddy, according to trivia
- 1:41:31Creedence writer screenwriter Don Dan.
- 1:41:34She says. According to trivia screenwriter
- 1:41:36Dan Don Mancini was influenced by how marketing and toy culture
- 1:41:40work and gives Chucky a cultural edge.
- 1:41:42A murderous toy inspired by real toy panic comic crossover comic
- 1:41:53crossover hack slash versus Chucky.
- 1:41:55If you haven't seen Hack Slash the comic book, you would love
- 1:41:59it. And.
- 1:42:00Fucking amazing. I I have one.
- 1:42:03Hold on. And the Omnipus, I don't have it
- 1:42:05here. Fucking hell.
- 1:42:07Never mind, because she's just hot ass.
- 1:42:11She's this hot girl. I'm looking for it.
- 1:42:19I'll have to show it to you later, but in comic club the
- 1:42:22devils do Chucky appears in the crossover one shot with the
- 1:42:25comic series hack slash. There's a rare official
- 1:42:27crossover where the slasher doll meet the horror comics
- 1:42:30character, showing Chucky's reach beyond just movie.
- 1:42:33She's a, she's a she fights all the the slashers of the.
- 1:42:41Comics of the world. And like, she's fucking very hot
- 1:42:46and shit. So Chucky just shows up there
- 1:42:50and like tries to fuck with her. Ultimate Kill Fest and comic
- 1:42:55Chucky number one 2007 Devils due in the 2007 timeline limited
- 1:43:00series Chucky number one Chucky ambushes a camping group, uses
- 1:43:03bear traps to capitate teenagers at a campfire.
- 1:43:08This sequence expands on mythology beyond what films
- 1:43:10show. It shows Chucky isn't just
- 1:43:12limited to house invasion scenarios.
- 1:43:14His killing ground can be wide open outdoors.
- 1:43:20Origin detailed Charles de Ray's pre doll life.
- 1:43:24Some fan in wiki lore hold that Charles de Ray had an earlier
- 1:43:27life as a regular excited toy obsessed kid with a double life
- 1:43:31as a serial killer called the Lakeshore Strangler.
- 1:43:33He killed a woman in Vivian Van Pelt, stole her ring, helped
- 1:43:37families as a civilian. This rarely referenced on the
- 1:43:40screen, but as a human back story layer.
- 1:43:42Chucky's evil. That's why I want a fucking
- 1:43:48prequel to that. Make seasoned Child Play
- 1:43:50miniseries 1981 and unique ending.
- 1:43:52The five issue innovation comic series Child's Play One to five
- 1:43:55have out in the scenes and ending not shown the films.
- 1:43:58For example, they explore Chucky's mind, details of his
- 1:44:01dollar resurrection, and Deepu booter components.
- 1:44:04These bits are rare, partly because fewer fans rate the
- 1:44:06comics compared to films. But they enriched a myth.
- 1:44:10Why Chucky and yours? Pop culture phenomenon.
- 1:44:13Let's talk about what make Chucky more than just another
- 1:44:15slasher villain. Subversion of the benign toy.
- 1:44:18A doll typically seeking as safe, childlike innocent becomes
- 1:44:22deadly. That inversion is a potent
- 1:44:24horror. Of course it is, because I was
- 1:44:28fine with a fucking little doll. And then like, oh shit, no
- 1:44:33batteries. Yeah, that's the thing, yeah.
- 1:44:38I always check for batteries like motherfucker OK good catchy
- 1:44:44one liner personality. Unlike silence mass killers
- 1:44:46Chucky has voice, Brad Dorp and sarcasm.
- 1:44:49He cracks jokes at present desire Glee that gives him
- 1:44:52character and memorability. If he cracks a joke on him by
- 1:44:57himself it's funny but he does it with others.
- 1:45:00It's like it's a comedy. Versatility of the concept from
- 1:45:05pure horror. 1998 horror comedy Bride and seed and serious
- 1:45:08family home invasion curse modern serial TV Chucky show
- 1:45:12reboot, tech horror. The concept adapt except for the
- 1:45:19fucking reboot. Iconic imagery and brand.
- 1:45:22The good guy doll outfit, red hair, tattered doll body, knife
- 1:45:25and toy size, instantly recognizable merchandise, pop
- 1:45:28culture references, Halloween costumes, knife and toy size
- 1:45:33stuff. I've never noticed that shit.
- 1:45:36Like a big ass knife and he's holding it and it's like he
- 1:45:39doesn't like fall down or shit. Hey, yeah, like what?
- 1:45:42Big ass knife? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:45:46Toy size knife or like a pocket knife I guess.
- 1:45:51Expanded universe and fan engagement.
- 1:45:53Comics, novels, crossovers, TV series.
- 1:45:55The fans have lots of content to dig through.
- 1:45:57The hidden lure says Chucky is not just a one hand done killer,
- 1:46:02he's a mythology. Remember when he showed up?
- 1:46:04And fucking dumb. He's out with you.
- 1:46:07I wasn't watching it then, but I seen the videos.
- 1:46:09Yeah, that was crazy. Watched it then and it's like
- 1:46:14against fucking Rick Steiner of all people.
- 1:46:19And I'm just like, this is horrible, this is ridiculous.
- 1:46:23Why are you going to do this? Chucky the doll versus rich
- 1:46:28diner. Really.
- 1:46:30Oh, my self aware and meta elements, especially in later
- 1:46:35films and the show. Chucky comments on horror
- 1:46:37tropes, toys, nostalgia and culture.
- 1:46:40He's horror aware when he does that.
- 1:46:44The Shining dig. Yeah, he just fucking hits the
- 1:46:49axe on the door and then look through it.
- 1:46:55He's not going to say it, but you know what he's going to do
- 1:46:57and he's not like, I don't know what to do here.
- 1:46:59Thank you for time. I have fuck, I can't think of
- 1:47:02anything. Like I'm just like, is he going
- 1:47:08to say here's Chucky and I'm waiting for it And then he does
- 1:47:11that and I was like, oh, all right.
- 1:47:13Then like we get it like. Yeah, but.
- 1:47:15Whatever resurrection and ability Evergreen threat, Chucky
- 1:47:21always comes back. He resists final death, which
- 1:47:23keeps him alive in our imaginations.
- 1:47:24He's not gone. He's bidding his time.
- 1:47:27This man will never die. He's a fucking toy.
- 1:47:32Like the real final boss is the producers of the fucking toy.
- 1:47:38Creators of the toy. Like no, keep making them.
- 1:47:43Who the fuck is Andy? Fuck that little kid.
- 1:47:46Fuck them kids. Keep making them, keep making
- 1:47:50them fucking Chuck in his long standing fucking beef with Andy.
- 1:47:55Some fucking guy now who's just like can you please?
- 1:47:59Why do you want to fuck with Andy?
- 1:48:01Just leave him alone. Five years, like, it's
- 1:48:04ridiculous. Go after go after a new kid, you
- 1:48:08know, fuck Andy. Fuck these other kids.
- 1:48:13Epilogue where we stand. So here we are.
- 1:48:15Chucky has slain his way from toy store to military school to
- 1:48:18Hollywood and then TV suburbia, from Charlie Ray to doll to
- 1:48:22hunt. Though the TV show has ended for
- 1:48:25now after three seasons, Chucky's story is still open.
- 1:48:29The nature of his myth is such that he doesn't stay that long.
- 1:48:32What remains in this? A diminutive figure mopped up in
- 1:48:35red hair and nails torn denim, carrying a knife the size of his
- 1:48:39ego, asking want to play? And many of us say yes again and
- 1:48:43again because the drill persists.
- 1:48:47It's been fun. I love it.
- 1:48:48Yeah, Thank you for joining Slasher Lore.
- 1:48:52Next time we'll turn to another horror heavyweight.
- 1:48:54Or is it doll weight and unravelous myth?
- 1:48:57Until then, keep your toys in the box.
- 1:48:59Or at least locked. What should we do next week?
- 1:49:02Next time. We did Michael.
- 1:49:07We did Chucky. We have Freddie.
- 1:49:10We did, Freddie. We.
- 1:49:12Did Freddie? We did Freddie?
- 1:49:14Did we, Michael Freddie? J.
- 1:49:17Michael Freddie, the first thing.
- 1:49:19Yeah, we might as well hear Jason Ass then BIG4.
- 1:49:23OK, Jason, we're gonna do Jason. I was like, fucking damn.
- 1:49:29All right. Find out more stuff about the
- 1:49:32fucking TV show that's coming out.
- 1:49:34Yeah. And then go from there and the
- 1:49:38rank that movie, our favorite movies of that of his movies,
- 1:49:44all that stuff. But what do you think?
- 1:49:50Like do you like the first 3? Yeah, the the first 3 movies.
- 1:49:54Like are. They better They still hold.
- 1:49:56They still hold. Up.
- 1:49:57So there's that. Yeah, still hold up, especially
- 1:49:59the first one, the. Third one, yeah, the, the first
- 1:50:02one, the second one, the third one's like, you know, it's
- 1:50:04forgettable. But the same time he needed
- 1:50:08there to tell the story that Andy is, yeah, still alive.
- 1:50:12Oh yeah, He grew up. He has fucking trauma from
- 1:50:15fucking. Chuck, Yeah.
- 1:50:17And he joined the military because he wanted to make
- 1:50:19something out of his life. And lo and behold, this
- 1:50:23motherfucker shows up there too. And he's all like, what the fuck
- 1:50:25are you following me, bro? And when?
- 1:50:31And like, you know, watching that back when the commander, I
- 1:50:38don't know what what he. Was oh, he?
- 1:50:40Was holding, Yeah, yeah. The one that yeah, he's holding
- 1:50:46Chucky in his hand, He's walking, and then Andy turns
- 1:50:49around and see him and he gets fucking scared.
- 1:50:51Like I don't think Chucky recognizes Andy.
- 1:50:55Right, he don't know. But the fact that there's this
- 1:50:59one person in the whole field, yeah, that has the scared look
- 1:51:03like, oh, that must be Andy right there.
- 1:51:05Yeah. I recognize that look,
- 1:51:09motherfucker, and I recognize that look.
- 1:51:11And technically, he wasn't even worried about no fucking Andy,
- 1:51:13He was worried about the God damn he worried about that
- 1:51:15little black boy So exactly. So, and it was like Andy should
- 1:51:20have just Andy should have been like, you know what, I'm out,
- 1:51:22I'm done. I'm I I can I quit?
- 1:51:26Yeah. I don't need to be here.
- 1:51:27If he wants some other kid is fine.
- 1:51:29I'm out. But no, he decided, oh, let me
- 1:51:33go investigate this motherfucker.
- 1:51:35Oh, Umbala. Yeah.
- 1:51:36Fucking dumbass. It's crazy.
- 1:51:37Dumbala. Dumbala.
- 1:51:38Heart of Dumbala. It's crazy.
- 1:51:41In my opinion, I think that just the first two hours hold up, you
- 1:51:44know? They do, they are.
- 1:51:46They always will. Bride of Chucky holds up also.
- 1:51:49Yeah, because it's there, but it's in the middle of the
- 1:51:52fucking movie and I'm just like, we're done.
- 1:51:55I'm out Seed. I don't watch Seed.
- 1:52:00I don't rewatch Seed. I rewatch one and two and then
- 1:52:04Bride. Man seed is I just now.
- 1:52:07Recently and then I just recently watched Curse and Colt
- 1:52:13and then fucking reefing like. Oh every boy.
- 1:52:22Yeah, like feed, coat and reboot hot garbage.
- 1:52:31Yeah, of course. Yeah.
- 1:52:38Wait, Colt knows about curse. Curse.
- 1:52:40No, not curse. Kurt, we.
- 1:52:41Like curse, in my opinion out phenomenal because it went back
- 1:52:45to his roots and I always, I always appreciate it.
- 1:52:49I appreciate the curse. All right, it's time for a brand
- 1:52:59new round of Is this ghost floor real or made-up?
- 1:53:04I'm going to tell you a spooky story.
- 1:53:06Maybe it's a hunting passed down for centuries, or maybe
- 1:53:08something from darker corners of other lore twisted just enough
- 1:53:14to sound real. You tell You have to tell me a
- 1:53:18real ghost legend or a fake. You'll find out what the fake
- 1:53:24version is in a few. You'll see what the fake version
- 1:53:26is. It's just we'll see how it's
- 1:53:28like if you believe it or not. Once the once you lock in your
- 1:53:31guesses, I'll reveal what's true, what's made-up, and what
- 1:53:33are people still believe in today.
- 1:53:36Round 1 You guys ready in the chat or listening at home?
- 1:53:40Round one, they say in moonless nights, a woman in a white dress
- 1:53:44wanders by the riverbank crying for her lost children.
- 1:53:48If you hear her sobs, it means she's closed, and if you see her
- 1:53:51reflection before you see her face, she's already chosen you,
- 1:53:55real or fake. Real.
- 1:54:01Real true in the chat. All right.
- 1:54:06This is Laodona, one of the most famous Latin American ghost
- 1:54:10stories. Originating in Mexico in the
- 1:54:121500s. She's said to have drowned her
- 1:54:14own children in grief and now roams the earth searching for
- 1:54:18them. Many people across the America
- 1:54:21still claim to hear her cries today, especially near rivers or
- 1:54:24canals. Round two he rides to the night
- 1:54:33with a flaming Jack O Lantern in place of a head, chasing
- 1:54:35travelers down old roads. Real or fake Chat people at home
- 1:54:46using this real or fake it is real.
- 1:54:53Inspired by Washington Irving's 1820 story The Legend of Sleepy
- 1:54:57Hollow, itself based on older European ghost tales of headless
- 1:55:01soldiers set in Tarrytown, NY. And yes, locals still hold a
- 1:55:06Sleepy Hollow festival every year.
- 1:55:08Don of the legend around around 3.
- 1:55:13The graveyard ghost that eats memories A small child ghost
- 1:55:17wanders through graveyards at night.
- 1:55:19It absorbed the memories of anyone who grieved too long,
- 1:55:22leaving them hollow, forgetful shells of who they once were.
- 1:55:25Real or fake? Yes, it's fake and yours was
- 1:55:34going to get you. This was inspired by two
- 1:55:36Pokémon, Mimic You and Driftland, Laura.
- 1:55:41Driftland steals children and Mimic You said to cause illness
- 1:55:44to those who see its true form. The memory eating part is
- 1:55:47made-up, but it feels like it belongs in the puppy decks.
- 1:55:50Round four parents say if you misbehave, this monster will
- 1:55:56sneak into your room at night and drag him into his sack.
- 1:55:59He hides under beds, in causes, and anywhere shadows touch, real
- 1:56:03or fake. Fake.
- 1:56:08This is real. This is kui.
- 1:56:10This is the Latin American. This is the Latin American
- 1:56:14boogeyman with roots stretching back to Iberian folklore.
- 1:56:19Every culture has its version of cocoa in Spain and kukui in
- 1:56:22Mexico and the US. Yabba yabba, yabba yabba.
- 1:56:29Some parents still whisper his name today just to keep bedtime
- 1:56:32peaceful. You better go to bed or Kukui is
- 1:56:35going to come and get you. Or la mano pelosa, the hairy
- 1:56:45hand. I wish that one wasn't real.
- 1:56:48For real. Oh my God.
- 1:56:57Oh man, Coco El Coco. It's not as fucking.
- 1:57:03It doesn't have that same effect in Spain.
- 1:57:06El Coco. So I wonder if Coco came out in
- 1:57:11Spain. Was it a horror movie?
- 1:57:13Proud of wood. Let's do a hell it's.
- 1:57:16Like we're gonna go if I was like, we're gonna go watch Coco.
- 1:57:20It's like this is Disney made it Coco.
- 1:57:23She did this. She wasn't already.
- 1:57:26I watched this shit not too long ago.
- 1:57:27I said damn, she kind of dark, ain't it?
- 1:57:31Right around 5 trainers climbing the tower in this town report
- 1:57:37seeing a ghostly woman holding a skull.
- 1:57:40She appears on random floors, whispers I'm sorry, and then
- 1:57:42disappears before you can battle her, real or fake.
- 1:57:46Fake. Yeah, I fucked up on the
- 1:57:49wording. Obviously.
- 1:57:51Trainers and battle gave it away.
- 1:57:54This is called the woman in tower.
- 1:57:56It is a Pokémon lore. It is a woman in Lavender town
- 1:57:59holding a Cuban skull, a real in game lore.
- 1:58:03Lavender town's haunted Pokémon tower from Pokémon Red and Blue
- 1:58:06was infamous for its creepy soundtrack and the ghost of
- 1:58:09marawat killed by team rocket. This game moment terrified kids
- 1:58:13in the 90s and inspired real life creepypastas about lavender
- 1:58:15town syndrome. Just a just the fact that Team
- 1:58:21Rocket killed anyone. Like they never shoot and kill
- 1:58:26anybody. The ghost of the mirror house in
- 1:58:30the abandoned mansion in Kentucky.
- 1:58:32Visitors say mirrors show reflections that aren't theirs.
- 1:58:35Some claim to have seen headless figures or even their future
- 1:58:37deaths. And locals warn that if you
- 1:58:39break a mirror there, the ghost copies you forever.
- 1:58:46Menace, welcome back. Hi, is it real or fake?
- 1:58:56Real. Yes, it is.
- 1:58:59This is based on the Waverly Hills Sanatorium in Kentucky's
- 1:59:02haunted mirror house legend, a mash up of regional hauntings.
- 1:59:07People still sneak in trying to capture proof on camera.
- 1:59:12Round 7, The boy that cries like a lost child in foggy area.
- 1:59:16Some claim to hear a crying child.
- 1:59:18If you follow the sound you'll find a small ghost kid, but if
- 1:59:21you try to catch it, fucking hell, your pokeballs with
- 1:59:24bandage and your game crashes forever.
- 1:59:27Fake. We know it.
- 1:59:29It's based on the phantom Pokedex entry.
- 1:59:32Yeah. Round 8 The Bell Witch, a
- 1:59:34Tennessee farmer, was tormented by a spirit that spoke, cursed,
- 1:59:39and even physically attacked his family.
- 1:59:41Andrew Jackson allegedly refused to visit the farm because of it.
- 1:59:44It's real or fake. But.
- 1:59:52It is real. The Bell Witch Haunting took
- 1:59:54place in Adams, TN in the early 1800s.
- 1:59:57One of the most documented ghost stories in the American Poll
- 2:00:00tour. Some believe it still haunts the
- 2:00:02Cape near the original Bell property today.
- 2:00:06Any more? OK, the spirit of the Hollow Rd.
- 2:00:09Locals say there's a stretch of Rd. in Pennsylvania where
- 2:00:11headlights flicker out and if you stop your car, you'll see a
- 2:00:14headless horse and rider galloping past, but only in the
- 2:00:17reflection of your rear view mirror.
- 2:00:18Real or fake? Right.
- 2:00:21This was a modern remix, a mash up.
- 2:00:23The Headless Horseman, the viral Internet tale of Dead Man's
- 2:00:25Curb, sounds real, but it's podcast original nightmare fuel.
- 2:00:29The real story is that it's not a headless horse and rider
- 2:00:34galloping past, it's a fucking car that will slam into you, but
- 2:00:42it's really a ghost car and you just fucking get scared and shit
- 2:00:46and then you it's right behind you, but it's really not there
- 2:00:48anymore and it's like a big strong, long stretch of Rd.
- 2:00:51That's crazy. So I've heard, I've heard
- 2:00:54stories about that. The crybaby bridge.
- 2:00:56Almost every state has 1A bridge where a mother supposedly
- 2:00:59drowned her baby and now you can hear the cry if you stop your
- 2:01:02car at midnight. Real or fake?
- 2:01:05Real. Real.
- 2:01:09Or at least real folklore. Crybaby bridges appear in
- 2:01:12legends across Ohio, Maryland, Texas and Alabama.
- 2:01:15People still visit them every Halloween to test a myth.
- 2:01:17And yes, police still get called to chase them off.
- 2:01:25Yeah, all right, before we shut off the lights and lock the
- 2:01:30studio door for the night, let's then sync with a little
- 2:01:32something I like to call pod decks.
- 2:01:34Icebreaker. These are the questions that
- 2:01:37make you sink laugh or question laugh choices at 3:00 AM.
- 2:01:40If you're in the chat, answer at your own pace.
- 2:01:43I'll be reading your response live.
- 2:01:45If you're listening from the safety of your couch, wrapped in
- 2:01:47the blanket of denial and nostalgia, head over to Spotify
- 2:01:50and drop your answers in the comments.
- 2:01:52Let's see how brave or unhinged this community really is.
- 2:01:55Let's crack open the deck and draw a few to end the night.
- 2:01:59All right, question one. What's the creepiest sound
- 2:02:03you've ever heard when you were alone?
- 2:02:07Scratching on the wall. Scratching on the wall, that is
- 2:02:12some shit. I keep hearing my dogs, I keep
- 2:02:20hearing a bark and I'm just like not even paying attention to it.
- 2:02:24And I'm just like, Nah, because if I acknowledge you, it's real.
- 2:02:29Stop it. It's like, but it's like what's
- 2:02:32funny is that I fucking was eating and I dropped a fucking
- 2:02:36crumb and I'm just like, ghost crypto will get it later on.
- 2:02:43I picked it up and threw them in the garbage, but still, it's
- 2:02:45like ghost crypto will get it. It's fine.
- 2:02:49But yeah, I keep hearing a bark and it's not outside, it's
- 2:02:52inside. When I'm just fucking inside by
- 2:02:55myself, you know, it's like and I'm like, motherfuckers, y'all
- 2:03:01are not even cool about this school.
- 2:03:06You get to turn any kids cartoon into a horror movie.
- 2:03:09What's your pick? Any kids cartoon?
- 2:03:17Done the kids. Thundercats.
- 2:03:20Yeah. No fucking way.
- 2:03:22Oh my God. OK, I see it, Mamra.
- 2:03:27OK, recess. Dang.
- 2:03:37Yeah, that's not fucked up as it is.
- 2:03:39It's like you have all these kids there and they keep dying
- 2:03:44because of recess. That's.
- 2:03:46Great. Yeah, I love the fact that I
- 2:03:53just thought I was like, you know what, Risa, let's make Risa
- 2:03:56into a horror movie. Rugrats, Liana says.
- 2:03:58Rugrats. Wow, that.
- 2:04:00'D be fucked up. Fucking not only do we have
- 2:04:03Chucky already, we have a bunch of little fucking assholes.
- 2:04:06Angelica. Angelica being the fucking head.
- 2:04:12You know they'd. Be kill the pitch first.
- 2:04:16Kill the fuck, Angelica. Angelica being the horror
- 2:04:19villain. If you could bring back one
- 2:04:25nineties 2000s TV channel exactly as it was, which one
- 2:04:28wins? Repeat that again.
- 2:04:32If you could bring back one 90s to 2000s TV channel exactly as
- 2:04:36it was, which one wins? It's the 90s.
- 2:04:46Yeah, Car 2000s. Original MTV from the original.
- 2:04:51MTV. Yeah.
- 2:04:55G4. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:04:59G like we yeah it's like you know what I want to know more
- 2:05:04imagine G4 now with rivals, all these new.
- 2:05:08Games. The Twitch channel, everything
- 2:05:11that would have been, that would have sold.
- 2:05:13Hell yeah. You know, it'd be some serious
- 2:05:16boy, I'm telling you. Yeah.
- 2:05:19Yeah, exactly. What's the smell that instantly
- 2:05:22instantly takes you back to childhood?
- 2:05:32Right, the smell of like somebody baking.
- 2:05:36Oh, the smell of somebody baking.
- 2:05:38Yes, yeah, tamales season. Tamales is being made and
- 2:05:46everything, and you just like, smell the menudo smell of
- 2:05:49tamales, smell of pupusas. And I'm just like, fucking hell,
- 2:05:53I love it. Yep.
- 2:05:55It's winter, I think. Jesse Flutter Flower, Cowboy
- 2:06:02cab. What song would it merely make
- 2:06:06you drop everything at a 90s school dance?
- 2:06:14Tootsie Roll. Tootsie Roll Macarena, wait, you
- 2:06:26start it off, I'll do it. And then like watch everybody do
- 2:06:29it and it's like, oh shit, here we go.
- 2:06:34Who's your dream horror crossover duo who would do a
- 2:06:39team up? We thought Freddie versus Jason,
- 2:06:41who would else would be a team up.
- 2:06:43Chucky and Leprechaun. Oh my God, Chucky and Leprechaun
- 2:06:47would be great. That would be great.
- 2:06:55Fucking yeah, The Wishmaster and Chucky, because they're both
- 2:07:07fucking literal motherfucker assholes.
- 2:07:14Which classic monster would totally have a podcast today?
- 2:07:17And. What?
- 2:07:22Would. It be called?
- 2:07:31The Frankenstein's monster and he doesn't say shit and it's
- 2:07:43just him just fucking with a microphone and his wife is
- 2:07:49fucking translating try to Frankenstein translating
- 2:07:52Frankenstein's monster, Frankenstein themselves, like
- 2:07:55trying to like get out. Of it.
- 2:07:57It'd be like I am Groot. It's just be like him just
- 2:07:59talking shit the entire time. Trauma.
- 2:08:04The trauma of fucking Frankenstein's monster.
- 2:08:07Like, yeah, yeah, he has all these bits and pieces about him.
- 2:08:12You can survive 1 horror movie only if you form an alliance
- 2:08:14with a villain who's your partner in crime.
- 2:08:19Jason. Jason, he doesn't say shit at
- 2:08:23all. Fucking Chucky.
- 2:08:30Chucky will help but he doesn't die.
- 2:08:33We'll see him again and again. As long as you he he, he needs a
- 2:08:40body. You know, as long as you
- 2:08:41cooperate and like umm Balami which are killer would actually
- 2:08:51make a great therapist. Just sit there and listen.
- 2:08:55Hannibal Lecter. And then tell you, Hannibal
- 2:08:58Lecter. Oh my God, yes.
- 2:09:00That's that's it right there that wins.
- 2:09:03What's the TV show you watched that you weren't that you
- 2:09:06definitely weren't old enough for?
- 2:09:10Tears from the crib. Fucking what's it called?
- 2:09:20Silk stockings? You're still stockings with
- 2:09:26mine. I think that's it.
- 2:09:49What's 1 toy from your childhood you'd absolutely overpay for on
- 2:09:53eBay right now? I will say my classic Raphael
- 2:10:08TMMTMNT Action Freeman. And I would have to say Prince
- 2:10:19Adam from Masters of the Universe because I would sell my
- 2:10:25fucking arm just to have that shit again.
- 2:10:28Yeah, yeah. Alright, that's about it.
- 2:10:34Let's head on out and that my doom downloaders and broadband
- 2:10:40band. She wraps up our cursed crawl
- 2:10:42through the haunted hallways of 2000s horror.
- 2:10:45From The Rings vengeful VHS tape to soft twisted traps, from
- 2:10:48haunted instant messages to dolls that just won't stay dead.
- 2:10:51We screamed, we rebooted, and we learned that sometimes the
- 2:10:54scariest thing of all was that early CGI.
- 2:10:57So whether you were hiding behind a blockbuster shelf of
- 2:10:59burning horror soundtracks onto a Cdr, this Dick improved one
- 2:11:03thing. Horror doesn't die, it just gets
- 2:11:05a digital upgrade. Next week we plug into the
- 2:11:09Modern Nightmare Week, 5/20/10 to 2025.
- 2:11:12Horror is the age of elevated fear, where the screams got
- 2:11:15smarter, the shadows got deeper, and your streaming service might
- 2:11:18just be watching you. We're diving into The Conjuring
- 2:11:22universe. Get out Hereditary, It Follows,
- 2:11:25Megan, Smile and Talk to Me. Plus some indie horrors that
- 2:11:29deserve their flowers and maybe their own funerals.
- 2:11:32We'll also honor Dia Los Muertos with a chilling cultural story,
- 2:11:36a haunting reminder that the spirits we carry never really
- 2:11:38leave us. And of course, we'll play new
- 2:11:41horror games and crack open M3P projects for the brave souls
- 2:11:44listening from the dark. Tell us in the comments, what's
- 2:11:47your favorite decade of horror? Which video horror video game
- 2:11:51left you sleeping with the lights on?
- 2:11:53Oh, we're definitely doing horror video games.
- 2:11:56And what Dia Los Mortos story, legend or tradition still gives
- 2:11:59you chills? I'm Evo, your horror host with
- 2:12:04the most. That's Greg.
- 2:12:06And this has been Hey, look behind you on my third place
- 2:12:09podcast where community creativity and a bunch of
- 2:12:11murderous puppet chaos always collide.
- 2:12:15Greg, thanks for hanging out with me.
- 2:12:19Enjoying this great fucking 2 hour episode.
- 2:12:21You're welcome, brother. And fucking get some sleep man.
- 2:12:27I will see you next week. We will do some of this shit
- 2:12:30again and probably not. Talk about a fucking Leech
- 2:12:34woman.