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Shimmying Nips in your Bra · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 2: Good luck. Get that money. How are you today, everybody?
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  Speaker 2: Doing good. Everybody's all right. It's beautiful. Yeah, it's unbelievably beautiful. Jack,
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  Speaker 2: how are you?
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: That's not an answer. I think it was. It's not.
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  Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 2: You got drama?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: Home stuff, you know, kids will do that to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: for sure. But weather today, absolutely fantastic. As good as
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  Speaker 2: it gets.
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  Speaker 4: I actually played some golf with my son this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the weekends are really difficult to hook up with
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  Speaker 3: him to play golf, so sometimes I can sneak out
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  Speaker 3: in the morning. He made a really early tee time,
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  Speaker 3: so we got it in today. It was really nice.
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  Speaker 3: Weather was absolutely as good as it gets. Had to
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  Speaker 3: have sleeves this morning. It was like 58 degrees this morning.
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  Speaker 2: I know. Really nice, though. All I did today was
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  Speaker 2: crush fatherhood.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm still on it. Call me butter, baby, because
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  Speaker 4: I'm still on it.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: I feel really good about my dad performance.
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  Speaker 2: That's what it comes down to, right? The performances. I
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  Speaker 2: hope you feel the same way in two decades. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'll see if I can keep it up. It's not
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  Speaker 2: on you, actually.
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  Speaker 4: It ebbs and flows, but a lot of these days,
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  Speaker 4: right before coming to the station, it's me in the
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  Speaker 4: morning and then all the way up until nap time
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  Speaker 4: slash someone comes in and taps out. Yeah, Mama goes
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  Speaker 4: to work in the mornings. Mama goes to work in
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  Speaker 4: the mornings. So I got him from like 8 to
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  Speaker 4: about 2.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. And today was one of my best performances.
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  Speaker 2: Very nice. We played music. We danced.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of stepped up the energy of being able
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  Speaker 4: to pick him up by the hands and swing him around.
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  Speaker 2: And then Uncle Chase steps in today. Yeah. Which is
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  Speaker 2: out of left field.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a choice. It's a choice. Uncle Chase. It's a choice.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to give the mother-in-law a really big break,
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  Speaker 4: so I made an executive decision of giving the uncle
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  Speaker 4: a chance.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like it's a choice when you're out of choices.
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  Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question. When it comes, and
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  Speaker 3: this is kind of a thing we deal with in
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  Speaker 3: our house a little bit because I have a grandchild now.
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  Speaker 3: When it comes to influence on your son and then
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  Speaker 3: you weigh the people around your son that are– Why are.
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  Speaker 2: You doing this? Access to your son. What percentage of
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  Speaker 2: each person do you want.
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  Speaker 3: To affect your son's personality? How much Mama Padge do
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  Speaker 3: you want in there? How much Chase do you want
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  Speaker 3: in there? How much Ross do you want in there?
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  Speaker 3: How much Olivia do you want in there? How much
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  Speaker 3: Mama Bear?
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  Speaker 8: Well, I don't think you ever ask about the Olivia part, right?
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  Speaker 8: I mean that's a good way to get in trouble.
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  Speaker 4: 100% Olivia. Next question.
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  Speaker 2: Is it nurture, nature?
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  Speaker 4: I can't wait to really find out and formulate an
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  Speaker 4: opinion after I raise someone to 18. Part of me
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  Speaker 4: still thinks it's a little out of my control.
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  Speaker 3: What I'm saying is you want the commitment of your mom.
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  Speaker 2: Your mama committed? I'll play Boston. I'll spill some tea.
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  Speaker 4: There's very few times where I have told people, hey,
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  Speaker 4: don't do that when it comes to my son. And
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  Speaker 4: my brother is guilty of one that I feel comfortable sharing.
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  Speaker 2: I had to tell my brother, hey, stop beatboxing.
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  Speaker 4: Why? Because, first of all, it's one of the worst behaviors.
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  Speaker 4: I almost started on CPR.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, dude. Why would you do that? If
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  Speaker 2: your son is the only six-year-old white beatboxer?
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  Speaker 8: Nah.
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  Speaker 3: Or four-year-old or three-year-old white beatboxer? Dude, that's going to be,
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  Speaker 3: that is legend status beginning.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but my brother will beatbox in front of him
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  Speaker 4: and agree to disagree, Jim.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: No, no.
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  Speaker 4: See, I think the thing that your brother has is
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  Speaker 4: an immense amount of musical skill that you do not have.
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  Speaker 9: I disagree.
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  Speaker 10: I agree.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: We were just waiting. That is the.
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  Speaker 4: Benefit of him in Miles' life is to pass along that.
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  Speaker 2: Guitar. Piano. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Drums.
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  Speaker 11: Drums.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go drums. He's not beatboxing. He's got a good
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  Speaker 2: sense of humor. You just don't want him to annoy
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  Speaker 2: you when Uncle Chase is gone.
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  Speaker 10: Right.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you don't want. There we go. This is
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  Speaker 2: all about you. It's got nothing to do with Chase.
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  Speaker 2: It's about you.
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  Speaker 10: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: There's a duh.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like no one wants their toddler, at least
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  Speaker 2: for me. Oh, yeah, it would get old fast.
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  Speaker 4: He just would not stop. And I'm still talking about Chase.
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  Speaker 4: He still beatboxes, and he's a very good beatboxer, but
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  Speaker 4: if you tell a toddler, they're like, hey, this is
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  Speaker 4: awesome and cool. Here's the influence as an uncle or
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  Speaker 4: parent or adult that you want to give. I would
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  Speaker 4: say beatboxing close to the bottom of the list. Trust
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  Speaker 4: me when I tell you, I understand that.
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  Speaker 3: My grandson is in that mode where he slams his
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  Speaker 3: hands on everything, and I feel like zip-tying his hands
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  Speaker 3: together already. And it's been like two days, and I
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  Speaker 3: already want to zip-tie his ass.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, you got to stop, dude. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: By the way, we're taking my grandson to the pumpkin
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  Speaker 2: patch this weekend for the first time.
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  Speaker 3: And that's not a onesie reference. That's a real American
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  Speaker 3: family rite of passage.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that is. You got to put him in the pumpkin. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: You have to have a red flyer wagon that you
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  Speaker 8: can put him around in with the pumpkins all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Surrounding him.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, here's the thing, you know exactly how
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  Speaker 3: long it's going to last until he gets super pissed.
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  Speaker 3: That's when the photo shoot is over. He just simply
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  Speaker 3: isn't having any of it. He's really mild-mannered, but he
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  Speaker 3: has about 40 minutes of working time and then my
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  Speaker 3: man is done.
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  Speaker 2: He's done having it.
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  Speaker 4: My jaw just dropped off with the realization that we've
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  Speaker 4: been doing this so long that we have synced up
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  Speaker 4: and now we both have kids.
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  Speaker 2: Right, exactly. How wild is this chapter of friendship? All right. 407-916-1041.
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  Speaker 3: slash badass movie in America right now. You can see
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  Speaker 3: everything is like. It's becoming– it's beyond a movie now,
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  Speaker 3: I believe. This is like becoming a– this is like
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  Speaker 3: a cultural moment for us as a group American.
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  Speaker 4: It is, and I guess the popularity of it took
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  Speaker 4: many by surprise. There's– it's about Elizabeth Holmes, and I believe–
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  Speaker 4: So the infatuation with that, and then you have the
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  Speaker 2: And what he does. Massive cult following. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: So I think you combine the two, you got a
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  Speaker 2: And then it was limited release, so it's hard to
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  Speaker 4: Right. I went to the 730. There's only one theater
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  Speaker 4: around here in Winter Park showing it. My theater was
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  Speaker 4: sold out. I got tickets the day before.
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  Speaker 12: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Josh, who just left.
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  Speaker 4: Is going to the afternoon showing because the 7.30 showing
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  Speaker 4: is already sold out. And because it's three hours long,
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  Speaker 4: you can't turn it over as often as you would
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  Speaker 4: a 90-minute movie.
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  Speaker 3: Now, does it live up to what my daughter said?
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  Speaker 3: My daughter said when she saw it, she didn't really
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  Speaker 3: understand what she saw. She couldn't really understand. What was
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  Speaker 3: going on? There was no more questions than answers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there's very bizarre, dude. And she said it was just
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  Speaker 3: she left. She left the theater not understanding how to
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  Speaker 3: feel about it.
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  Speaker 2: So there's that. But you know what? That spurs more research.
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  Speaker 2: I watched.
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  Speaker 4: Like a few interviews this morning, a Q and a
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  Speaker 4: with the directors, the whole thing with her.
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  Speaker 2: Voice is weird, right?
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  Speaker 4: A New York times podcast with the authors of the,
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  Speaker 4: the original book, bad blood that kind of broke the
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  Speaker 4: scandal as well as two journalists who interviewed Elizabeth Holmes
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  Speaker 4: early on, but for people who knew her and I'm
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  Speaker 4: watching interviews of people who worked with her and knew
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  Speaker 4: her and then compared with.
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  Speaker 2: What we saw, which was... It was pretty wild. It's wild. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I heard there's a cameo in there that's out of bounds,
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  Speaker 3: like crazy, but nobody will.
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  Speaker 2: It's almost like. It's a surprise.
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  Speaker 3: It's almost like everybody who goes and sees the movie
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  Speaker 3: comes to an agreement that they're not going to blow
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  Speaker 3: this cameo that's in this movie.
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  Speaker 2: It's supposed to be out of bounds. I think it hits.
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  Speaker 3: Like the least expected thing to person to show up
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  Speaker 3: in this shows up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was, I was watching. I'm like, wait, is that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then, then finally I'm like, oh my God. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then you realize given Nathan Fielder's history, you're like, Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And so because of that, don't spoil it if you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, please don't text it. Please don't. Yeah, go see it.
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  Speaker 2: Because I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 4: I asked my daughter. She would not tell me. That's
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  Speaker 4: even better. Don't tell me.
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  Speaker 2: It hits so much. better when you're not expecting it.
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  Speaker 2: Because you're like, what the?
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  Speaker 8: And listen, you know, we talked about this before the show.
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  Speaker 8: If you're hoping to catch, you can see everything on streaming.
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  Speaker 8: You're going to have to wait a while because of
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  Speaker 8: what Jack just described.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 8: eight twenty four is decided to keep the movie in
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  Speaker 8: theaters for at least forty five days so you're not
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  Speaker 8: looking to be able to stream it at home until.
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  Speaker 2: Past thanksgiving february yeah uh.
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  Speaker 4: it's a couple of past thanksgiving and i don't want
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  Speaker 4: to wait until february at.
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  Speaker 2: Superbowl it's so crazy because uh... and then last night uh.
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  Speaker 3: we watched two new shows my wife and i was
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  Speaker 3: looking for something to watch the great british baking show
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  Speaker 3: is going on right now which is one of our
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  Speaker 3: favorite shows but That is on Friday nights, and they
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  Speaker 3: don't drop it until Friday. So you can't binge it.
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  Speaker 3: So we were looking for two new shows, which just
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  Speaker 3: popped up on Netflix last night. There's two shows out there, and, man,
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  Speaker 3: both of them are really interesting. One of them is, like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know. Okay, this one is called From.
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  Speaker 3: And it's a scary thing.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like a horror kind of thing. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And it's already kind of crazy. There's only two episodes also.
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  Speaker 3: The one that is hard to figure out, it's called Phony.
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  Speaker 14: Oh, I think I've seen ads for that.
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  Speaker 3: Phony is about a guy about a kid and his mom.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: His mom is the principal of the school.
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  Speaker 3: He's like the goody two shoes son that everybody in
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  Speaker 3: the school likes, even though his mom's the principal, which is.
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  Speaker 3: And then they both they get into a car crash.
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  Speaker 3: They get into a car crash. And then when he
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  Speaker 3: comes back from this coma, he was in a coma
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  Speaker 3: for like a week. When he wakes up and sees
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  Speaker 3: his mom there, he doesn't think it's the same person.
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  Speaker 3: But everybody around him who's interacted with his mother before
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  Speaker 3: says it's the same person. But he knows it's not.
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  Speaker 3: And they don't really start feeding into what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: until one of the last scenes of the second episode,
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  Speaker 3: which is kind of crazy.
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  Speaker 2: So you already banged out two episodes of this? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's the only two that were available. We would have
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  Speaker 3: watched the entire thing last night. We couldn't stop watching it.
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  Speaker 3: And it's weird because it's like campy acting. It's kind
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  Speaker 3: of campy, but the storyline is so interesting. You're kind
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  Speaker 3: of wondering how this is going to plan out or
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  Speaker 3: pan out. So we have that going.
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  Speaker 10: All right.
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  Speaker 2: That's what's up.
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  Speaker 3: Also, the Orlando Magic sucked their season tonight. We'll talk
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  Speaker 3: about that a little bit later. Plus a bunch of
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  Speaker 3: other stuff. We have a bunch of, I mean, there's a,
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  Speaker 3: we're going to talk about a campaign ad that's out
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  Speaker 3: there right now causing a lot of drama, all kinds
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  Speaker 3: of stuff.
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  Speaker 14: Rightfully so.
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  Speaker 2: What do you have for news for us?
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  Speaker 14: Well, we've got our own drama close to home, you guys.
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  Speaker 2: The drama.
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  Speaker 8: Kissimmee's mayor, Kissimmee's mayor is arrested on theft and fraud charges.
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  Speaker 8: We've got a potential rap battle. Brewing in the 386, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Is Miles involved? No, no, but this is like.
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  Speaker 8: And it's an upset, you guys. There is a new
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  Speaker 8: favorite Halloween candy in Florida.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 14: Someone's been unseated.
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  Speaker 2: Crystal meth.
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  Speaker 16: What it do, Colbert crew? It's your boy, big guy,
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  Speaker 16: smooth as ice and twice as nice. And if you
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  Speaker 16: have to ask your lady if it's good, you ain't
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  Speaker 16: doing it right.
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  Speaker 1: You hear me?
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  Speaker 16: Yo, this goes out to Ross. Ross, how is it?
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  Speaker 16: that you want your son to be White Shack, and
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  Speaker 16: that's cool, but he can't beatbox? Selective racism is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Work, my friend. It was a size thing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just playing.
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  Speaker 16: Ross, I'm playing. I love you so much. Love you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Rachel.
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  Speaker 16: The wall is well with y'all.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jim. There's Deb.
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  Speaker 6: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Jack.
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  Speaker 7: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: And Ross. It's all true. Let's get some news. Here's Deb.
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  Speaker 15: Put his name on everything?
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: It's in my contract, dude.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Here's the news on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 14:31
  Speaker 8: And JCS News is brought to you by that mortgage guy, Don.
• 14:35
  Speaker 8: The mayor of Kissimmee is under arrest. Florida Attorney General
• 14:39
  Speaker 8: James Uthmeyer. Story of us says Jackie Espinoza is being
• 14:43
  Speaker 8: charged with grand theft and organized scheme to defraud. Espinoza
• 14:47
  Speaker 8: was pulled over earlier today, literally as she left her house.
• 14:51
  Speaker 14: Driving through her neighborhood.
• 14:52
  Speaker 8: She's surrounded by officers as she drove away from her home,
• 14:56
  Speaker 8: taken into custody. Espinoza allegedly voted for a COVID-19 grant
• 15:01
  Speaker 8: program and didn't make her personal interest clear, resulting in
• 15:05
  Speaker 8: a conflict of interest. Apparently, at least three businesses owned
• 15:08
  Speaker 8: by family members were were able to get some of
• 15:11
  Speaker 8: this grant money. At a news conference earlier today, Uthmeyer said, quote,
• 15:16
  Speaker 8: if you are going to abuse your office, if you
• 15:19
  Speaker 8: are going to abuse the public trust for family members,
• 15:22
  Speaker 8: we will find you and hold you accountable, end quote. Meanwhile,
• 15:27
  Speaker 8: commercials criticizing some Florida Republicans for Hope Florida can stay
• 15:32
  Speaker 8: on the air. A Florida judge rejected the Republican Party
• 15:36
  Speaker 8: of Florida's attempt to get the ads by the Florida
• 15:38
  Speaker 8: Democratic Party taken off the air. They claimed the commercials
• 15:42
  Speaker 8: should be removed because they refer to content from a
• 15:45
  Speaker 8: grand jury report that was never released publicly.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: That's good that they're going to leave him on because
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: if you do abuse your office and your position in
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: public office, then it deserves to be known.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: We will find.
• 15:57
  Speaker 8: You and hold you accountable. Yeah, exactly, exactly. I was
• 16:01
  Speaker 8: thinking those exact same words, Jack. A Miami TV station
• 16:05
  Speaker 8: obtained the report criticizing how Governor Ron DeSantis and others,
• 16:08
  Speaker 8: including James Uthmeyer as well as Ashley Moody, had spent
• 16:12
  Speaker 8: $ 10 million to make legal settlement from a private company. Now,
• 16:15
  Speaker 8: appeals court has since ruled... DeSantis and those others did
• 16:19
  Speaker 8: nothing illegal.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 16:21
  Speaker 8: Or, yeah, or as they could say, we couldn't find
• 16:23
  Speaker 8: anybody because they all said, I didn't do it. Meanwhile,
• 16:27
  Speaker 8: the Florida governor's race wasn't expected to be this tight.
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 16:32
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't supposed to be.
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: Back in January, Republican Byron Donalds was blowing away the
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: rest of the field. But today he's in a statistical
• 16:40
  Speaker 8: tie with Democrat David Jolly.
• 16:43
  Speaker 13: Byron Donalds did not do as well in the primary
• 16:46
  Speaker 13: as the polls had expected. And part of it might
• 16:48
  Speaker 13: be Donalds as a candidate. Part of it might be
• 16:51
  Speaker 13: Republicans were looking for other options.
• 16:54
  Speaker 14: Mary University's Dr.
• 16:55
  Speaker 8: Sean Foreman says Jolly is taking advantage of this by
• 16:58
  Speaker 8: appealing to independents and frustrated Republicans. A new University of
• 17:03
  Speaker 8: North Florida poll shows Donalds is just two percentage points
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: ahead of Jolly. And again, That's within their margin of
• 17:09
  Speaker 8: pleser air.
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Jolly, I think you could call a frustrated Republican, right? Yeah,
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: because he was a Republican. And then he switched to Democrat.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: That's why I love the commercials.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I call him liberal David Jolly.
• 17:19
  Speaker 16: Liberal.
• 17:20
  Speaker 8: He's been a Democrat for about eight minutes. Well, also
• 17:26
  Speaker 8: in that new poll, Amendment 3. is apparently falling short
• 17:30
  Speaker 8: of the support it needs to pass. The University of
• 17:32
  Speaker 8: North Florida survey finds 50% of likely voters support the
• 17:36
  Speaker 8: property tax amendment, while 30% oppose it and 14% are undecided.
• 17:42
  Speaker 8: The measure would increase the homestead property tax exemption over
• 17:45
  Speaker 8: time for taxes other than those going to schools. Amendment
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: 3 needs 60% approval to pass, and UNF says most
• 17:53
  Speaker 8: undecided voters would have to break in favor of the
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: measure itself. to get it over that 60% threshold. And
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: I was looking for the article, Jim, but you said
• 18:03
  Speaker 8: that Scott Maxwell has a very interesting take.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: On Amendment 3.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he said that one of his columns today is
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: the guy who semi-authored or brought this to fruition now
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: after reading it and studying it says what a terrible
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: idea it is.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: And I watch a whole other video of someone in
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: favor of Amendment 3. And the one thing I noticed
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: that a lot of the people in favor of it
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: will say, yeah, we know it's got problems and we
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: know it's not good, but we want something.
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Exactly. Not the best for everybody. Just something. We
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: need something.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Always been a huge red flag whenever the creator or
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: author of said blank thing goes, I regret this.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: And again, I mean, what's so frustrating is that now
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: he's read it and studied it. I mean, this thing
• 18:50
  Speaker 8: has already faced a couple of court challenges over the language,
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: you know, where they said it sounded like propaganda the
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: first time.
• 18:56
  Speaker 16: So.
• 18:57
  Speaker 8: This next story, I'm sorry, Ross, this one's really going
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: to make you mad.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Is Nintendo stock crashing?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: No.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Then we good. Okay, good, good.
• 19:04
  Speaker 14: I'm glad to hear you say that.
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: Because this is a follow-up to a story that we
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: did in JCS News yesterday. Polk County is shutting down
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: public comments on its government social media pages. County commissioners
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: voted unanimously. to disable comments across all 21 channels managed
• 19:23
  Speaker 8: by the county. Commissioner Bill Braswell says false information, vulgar remarks,
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: and personal attacks can distract from important information, so residents
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: can still contact county officials directly or speak at commission meetings,
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: and the change does not apply to independently managed accounts
• 19:42
  Speaker 8: such as the Polk County Sheriff's Office.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: This is actually, I think this is kind of a
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: perfect debate, because in the one hand, I look at
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: this and go, you're too soft. Welcome to the real
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: world to leave the comments open. And you know, if
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: you do something, at least now. the public has a
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: chance to respond.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: But also in.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: The other same breath, I'm like, the internet is a
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: messy place and really gets in the way of anything
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: being efficient.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: And the funny thing is they say, hey, politics is
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: a tough business.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: By the way, the guy who's now saying he's voting
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: no on Amendment 3 is Florida Senate President Ben Albritton.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.
• 20:22
  Speaker 14: So, okay.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 20:23
  Speaker 8: So we paid for that special session for them to
• 20:25
  Speaker 8: ram this legislation through.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: For nothing.
• 20:28
  Speaker 8: Just more taxpayer money that they just pissed away.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: And this is a statement from him. This is on
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Scott's ex-account right now if you want to check it out. Awesome.
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: All righty, another Florida death row inmate has been executed.
• 20:39
  Speaker 8: 77-year-old William Reeves was convicted of killing an Indian River
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: County Sheriff's deputy back in 1986. He was put to
• 20:46
  Speaker 8: death by lethal injection last evening. Over 100 military veterans
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: had urged Governor Ron DeSantis to stop the execution, calling
• 20:55
  Speaker 8: Reeves a decorated Vietnam veteran who suffered from combat-related PTSD.
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: His death marks Florida's 18th execution of the year.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Well, thank goodness we got him before natural causes. 77.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Which would have been like, yes, tomorrow? Maybe Sunday? I
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 21:13
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 21:13
  Speaker 14: Here's a little bit of good news.
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: Florida and federal officials are announcing fewer overdose deaths during
• 21:19
  Speaker 8: the past three years due to an aggressive war on drugs.
• 21:22
  Speaker 14: This is actually very good news.
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: Speaking in Orlando Tuesday, Governor Ron DeSantis credited the State
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: Assistance for Fentanyl Eradication, or SAFE, program for saving an
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: estimated 4,000 lives.
• 21:37
  Speaker 17: We can now report that deaths due to fentanyl have
• 21:43
  Speaker 17: declined by almost 60%. since this program went into effect
• 21:48
  Speaker 17: in 2023.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Nationally, also, the OD rates nationally are way, way down.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, way down.
• 21:55
  Speaker 8: Federal drug czar Sarah Carter added more than 45,000 lives
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: have been saved nationally during that same period. She credits
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: secure borders, targeting drug cartels, and vigorous law enforcement for
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: the success rate.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: I can't believe she missed the biggest reason for the
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: success rate, and that's because they have an acronym.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: SAFE?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: SAFE.
• 22:17
  Speaker 14: The State Assistance for Fentanyl Eradication.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Which do you think comes first, the acronym or the
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: meaning of it? In other words, do you believe they
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: sit and go, you know what, this would be a
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: really cool name. We have to figure out what fits
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: in these letters to make it work.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: I think they come up with the name, like SAFE,
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: and then they throw that in the chat GPT.
• 22:34
  Speaker 9: Right, exactly.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: And they're like, hey, make a sentence.
• 22:37
  Speaker 15: Out of this.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Let's make this our own personal wordle.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: It's a good acronym, but it's kind of weird knowing
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: that F stands for fentanyl and the word SAFE. That
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: will never happen again.
• 22:49
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: Well, this next story is really, really cool. And Jack
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: is going to actually put the video for us up
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: in like the fifth box or whatever on our YouTube
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: screen if you're not watching. But a school in Polk
• 22:59
  Speaker 8: County is celebrating a historic achievement. This is funky and cool.
• 23:04
  Speaker 8: Look at your screen. Florida Polytechnic University, that's in Lakeland,
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: is preparing to take campus police to new heights with
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: a first of its kind flying vehicle.
• 23:15
  Speaker 14: You can see it there.
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: The university has unveiled Astro, a single seat electric aircraft
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: built by California based company Jetson.
• 23:23
  Speaker 14: Not kidding.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: I just look how cyberdyne that gets. Well, this guy's
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: fighting it to get out of the damn thing. I
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: think I could commit five crimes while he got out
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Definite weight requirement. He's a pretty good-sized dude, though.
• 23:38
  Speaker 8: Florida Poly says once it receives final FAA approval, the
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: aircraft would help officers monitor campus, help with storm recovery.
• 23:45
  Speaker 8: and deliver emergency supplies.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: And the funniest part of that entire thing is I
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: have driven by this building a hundred times going over
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: to Tampa to play cards. This is the first thing
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: I've ever seen come out of it. Oh, really?
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I've never known any of that.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure they do tons of stuff, but
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: this is the first thing I can see, like feasible thing.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, that's what they do. It's out in the public.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: The other time when they were building that building, and
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: this is the thing that looks like an alien ship
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: just landed.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Right off of I-4.
• 24:12
  Speaker 14: It's a cool design.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Near Auburndale.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: But it was part of a Dodge Ram commercial when
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: they were building it because they showed all the trucks
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: going around the site.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: And you see the skeleton of the building. You're like,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: I know exactly where that place is. I shouldn't have
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: said Cyberdyne.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: I should have said sci-fi because that looks like what
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: humanity creates to fight Cyberdyne.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: That looks like John Connor's width. Kind of Jetsony, that
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: one there.
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: Which is funny you say that because it was actually, again,
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: it was built by a California-based company called.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Jetson.
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Funny.
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: Other things going up in the air include SeaWorld Orlando's
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: Mako roller coaster, which is back open after being shut
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: down for about a week. The shutdown came following the
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: death of a rider on a Six Flags roller coaster
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: in Georgia. Mako was designed by the same manufacturer as
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: the Six Flags coaster. Both use similar single clamshell lap restraints,
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: and the closure was said to simply be precautionary.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 25:12
  Speaker 14: You guys are going to have to follow along with
• 25:13
  Speaker 14: me on this next one.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: And a paper. Let me get a snack. Get a pen. Paper.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: All right. You ready, Ross? Hold on. I've got to
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: go to the bathroom.
• 25:20
  Speaker 18: Ross.
• 25:21
  Speaker 19: Oh, yeah.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: No, I'm ready. He's already gone. He's good. I'm done.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: He didn't even leave his chair.
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: No.
• 25:27
  Speaker 8: And if you've seen some of the other chairs in
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: this office, you'd believe it.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: I've got my New Year's Eve diaper on.
• 25:32
  Speaker 10: I'm ready.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: What is happening?
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: Jealousy may have played a role in an attack on
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: rapper Rick Ross's son in Volusia County.
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: Daytona Beach police say William Roberts III was attacked over
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: a week ago near Bethune-Cookman University.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: What's more gangster than that name?
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: Don Roberts III allegedly pistol-whipped the victim. William Roberts says
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: he was with a woman that Don Roberts used to date.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: That's third on third action.
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: Don Roberts turned himself in on Friday to face charges
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: of aggravated assault and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: without the intent to kill. Now, he pleaded not guilty
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: on Monday. He's having a bond hearing today. So rapper
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: 50 Cent. is offering to send attorney Drew Findling to
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: assist Don Roberts, again, who's expected in court this afternoon.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: 50 can't keep his nose out of it.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: He should be part of the view.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: He's got a beef with Rick Ross. And so he's
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: involving himself in his son's legal.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: And apparently when this guy pistol whipped Rick Ross's son,
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: he said, quote, I don't give an F who your
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: daddy is.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker 14: Before he whooped that ass.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: It's a coincidence that both their last names are Robert.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: And the third.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: And then being told this by Deborah Roberts. A little
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: too much.
• 26:56
  Speaker 14: That is a very good point.
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: Wild West vibes are hitting South Florida as the Miami-Dade
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: Sheriff's Office adds cowboy hats to their official uniforms.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: We've always worn the badge. Now we're adding a little
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: sheriff style to it.
• 27:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: Sheriff Rosie Cordero Stutz ordered 1,000 optional hats, costing taxpayers
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: a whopping $ 132, 000. While local critics lassoed the spending as unnecessary,
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: the police union argues the functional wide brims protect deputies
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: from the brutal Miami sun better than standard baseball caps.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: And this is why you're getting yes on three votes. Exactly.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: And 100% this is exactly why it's happening.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: When people hear stuff like that, we bought a new tank.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: There's 300 people in our town, but we have a
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: riot tank. I get that part of it. Trust me, guys.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: This is also 100% the reason why Rockstar chose Miami
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: for my city.
• 27:57
  Speaker 9: Exactly.
• 27:58
  Speaker 8: And speaking of that, so Miami-Dade County commissioners have voted
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: unanimously to approve a 1.2 or– $ 1. 02 million financial incentive
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: package for the blockbuster movie reboot, Miami Vice 85. Now,
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: to unlock the taxpayer grant, the theatrical film starring Austin
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: Butler and Michael B. Jordan must spend a minimum of
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: $ 10 million locally and hire a crew consisting of at
• 28:25
  Speaker 8: least 30% county residents.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: That's cool.
• 28:28
  Speaker 8: That's very cool. The movie is scheduled to hit theaters
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: in May 2028.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Sweet.
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: All right, something I know we're going to talk about
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: a little bit more later on, but Florida's two NBA
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: teams tip off their regular seasons tonight. The Orlando Magic
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: host the Atlanta Hawks at the Kia Center with tip-offs
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: set for 7 o'clock. The Miami Heat open their season
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: a half hour later against the Minnesota Timberwolves at the
• 28:51
  Speaker 8: Kaseya Center. The Heat game will air nationally on ESPN,
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: while the Magic Hawks game will be televised locally in
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: the Orlando market.
• 29:01
  Speaker 14: All right, guys. Like I teased.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Feed me.
• 29:06
  Speaker 14: There's a new favorite Halloween candy in Florida. What do
• 29:09
  Speaker 14: you think it is?
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: I don't even like the sound of this. What was
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: it before? Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I thought.
• 29:14
  Speaker 8: Which has been number one for years. Well, that's the
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: number one candy in general for Halloween, is it not?
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: No. All right, Snickers.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: It's got to be M & M' s, guys. It's got
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: to be M & M' s. It's got to be.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: You know, peanut ones? They're kind of shaped like your head. Oh,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: you mother. Like lemon heads. It could be Kit Kats
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: as well, though. Kit Kat?
• 29:34
  Speaker 9: No?
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Twix?
• 29:35
  Speaker 18: No?
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, Kit Kat. Oh, Twix. I love Twix. I'm dropping
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: bombs over here.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: What? No, I love the Twix guess. I love when
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: my candy bars are bipartisan.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Uh-oh. Oh, right and left.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: I love peanut butter cups because I like that proportion.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: But I'm looking at the youth. And the youth is
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: not saying chocolate because parents can't afford chocolate.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Talk to me, Ross. Feed me. Is this product chocolate?
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Is it Nerd Gummies?
• 30:04
  Speaker 14: No.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 30:06
  Speaker 14: It is Skittles.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Is it really? Ross is right. Ross is right.
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: Remember, like you were saying, hard candies, you know, fruit-flavored
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: candies are going to be a bigger deal because you
• 30:15
  Speaker 8: can't afford chocolate.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are Jack. I was so close,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: and then I really just goofed the ending. He was
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: closer with Crystal Match. Jack's a.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Jack's a full bar baller these days. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Look out. Yeah, he is.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: FBB.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Hey, it was $ 20 at Costco for 30 candy bars.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Come on. That's not bad.
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: So, yeah, Skittles is number one this year, pushing Reese's
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: Cups into second place. That's according to 18 years of
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: sales data from CandyStore.com.
• 30:41
  Speaker 14: Third in Florida is.
• 30:44
  Speaker 14: Oh, this is throwing it back, my friend.
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Charleston, too. That's way back. Bit of honey. Salad patch.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: How about Hershey bar? No, no.
• 30:55
  Speaker 9: Blow pops.
• 30:56
  Speaker 14: How about hot tamales?
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: No.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: What? Yes. Come on. The hell? And you did.
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: Touch on one thing, Jimmy. M & M' s holds on
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: as America's. Favorite Halloween treat, again, according to the study
• 31:09
  Speaker 8: by candystore.com.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Dude, peanut M & M is a damn near perfect candy, guys.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: It will not melt in your hand. You can take it.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: It travels well. Tons of flavor.
• 31:17
  Speaker 17: There's protein.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: The nut displaces the chocolate. Well, that's what you get.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: The protein.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: It's kind of almost good for you. It's too much nut.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Isn't that funny? Easy. That was also funny. First time ever.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: First time since high school.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: But you're you're right that like whenever i don't know
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: deb here's a weird generalization question sure do you think
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: women look at the same candy bar that have peanuts
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: in it like men do because whenever men see a
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: peanut in a candy bar they're like it's healthy enough
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: no i've.
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: Noticed that that for men the peanut m & m
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: is like their preferred candy and for women it's not.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I love peanut M & M' s. What are you thinking about?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: You're eating peanut butter cups, and it's peanut butter. It's
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: the same thing.
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: It's peanut butter, though, and there's a better ratio of
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: chocolate to peanut butter.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Hot take. I don't think that's peanut butter in those cups.
• 32:06
  Speaker 14: I don't know if it's even chocolate.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Stop it. We can't. We can't slander both products or
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: both ingredients.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: But that is a peanut in M & M' s. Yeah,
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: no question that's a peanut.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:18
  Speaker 14: Yeah, that is, at least as far as we know
• 32:20
  Speaker 14: of right now.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no lab-grown peanuts for us.
• 32:22
  Speaker 14: No 3D-printed peanuts.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that concludes your JCS News. It
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: looks like a peanut. All right, 407-916-4016. I wasn't expecting
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: the last note either. He started off real strong. And
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: then he goes, bink.
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: Bink.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 32:47
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• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Back in one sec. I picked up a bag and
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: looked at the price. I practically had a heart attack, man.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I cannot believe it. how expensive candy is. My God.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: A little bag of fun-sized bars is like nine bucks
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: at Publix. Holy horse radish, Batman.
• 33:17
  Speaker 15: Culver crew, it's Sarah. What's going on? All right, this
• 33:20
  Speaker 15: is for Deb. Deb, I was craving some gummy stuff today, right?
• 33:23
  Speaker 15: And Publix has a bunch of, like, different gummies on BOGO.
• 33:26
  Speaker 15: And so I found the Airhead ones, like the little, like,
• 33:28
  Speaker 15: Airhead bite pieces, and they're.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Sour, right?
• 33:30
  Speaker 15: Man, I was in the parking lot. I ripped open
• 33:32
  Speaker 15: that bag. I threw a bunch in my mouth. Didn't
• 33:34
  Speaker 15: realize the texture was hard. And so, like, I kind
• 33:36
  Speaker 15: of choked on it. And I had to clear my throat.
• 33:39
  Speaker 15: And apparently by doing that, a gummy lodged in my nose.
• 33:42
  Speaker 15: And when I blew my nose a little bit later,
• 33:43
  Speaker 15: a big chunk came out.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Get out of here.
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  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Back-to-back public stories.
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: You blew an airhead through air from your head.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Sexy.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Take care. The old neon booger. Do it again while
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: watching Airheads.
• 34:11
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Welcome back. I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello. Jack.
• 34:14
  Speaker 18: Yo.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: And Ross. It's all true.
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: Somebody did text us something that's really cool. Remember the
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: flying police car from Polytech?
• 34:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: It turns out, so not only is the California-based company
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: that built it called Jetson, again, the name of the
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: vehicle is Astro, and someone texted us at 77031 reminding
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: us that was the name of the family dog.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:34
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: And the CEO is named Rosie.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: That's the maid. Yeah. His boy, Elroy. Jane, the wife. George, Jane, Elroy.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: And who is the daughter? Judy. Judy, that's it. Judy, Judy, Judy. Yeah, man.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: I used to love the Jetsons. But there's only like
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: 10 episodes. You watch them over and over and over
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: and over again. Do you remember who the boss was?
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Cogsley Cogs. There you go. Wow. And then
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: what was the other one?
• 35:04
  Speaker 16: Mr.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Slate from the Flintstones. Yeah. What was the competitor for
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Cogsley Cogs?
• 35:09
  Speaker 17: Oh, yeah.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude, I'm going deep. Spacely Sprockets?
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Spacely Sprockets, I think, was the competitor because there always
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: has to be a competitor.
• 35:19
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: You're for the drama. Otherwise, you don't have drama. Yeah, yeah,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: for the drama.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: I used to like to watch the Jackson's right after
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: the Flintstones because it was the biggest leap in time
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: you could have at the time.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah. Prehistoric to the future.
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: Dude, do you remember us looking at you guys like, what?
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: This makes me want to eat taffy off the boardwalk.
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: Taffy.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to tell you, it's kind of weird
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: how the, you know, generationally how those shows went, because
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: you never, I got to tell you, man, and this
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: is just being real. Like there are parts of our
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: childhoods that when we came up in the late seventies
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: and eighties that I would love to have kids today experience.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: And one of those things was. Saturday morning cartoons.
• 35:59
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: There's just, I've not seen anything like it since.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, you have your, your, your, your, your
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: drama shows where you will make an appointment to sit down,
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: but man, it all across America from like eight o'clock
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: in the morning until 11 o'clock in the morning, you
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: could bet your ass 70% of the children in this
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: country were parked in front of a television watching their
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: favorite cartoon shows. And there was just nothing like that now.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: There's nothing that demands. And there was another thing. Do
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: you remember when it transitioned from only cartoons into shows
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: like Almighty Isis?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you can say that, man.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Transition?
• 36:40
  Speaker 10: No.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, my ices. Not show title. That's wild.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: You know one of.
• 36:44
  Speaker 8: The things I've been seeing on social media that's bringing
• 36:47
  Speaker 8: back a little bit of nostalgia for kids?
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Landline phones. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well, the clarity is better.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: We know that. You don't have to worry about, well,
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: do they have a 75-foot cord?
• 36:58
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: And I've seen them on social media, parents saying it's
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: great watching kids. call their friends, you know, twisting the
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: cord around their fingers, the giggles, the kicking of the
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: feet while you're on the phone with your friends.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: The cord that goes under the closet door all the
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: way around. They wanted privacy.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: I'm going to make up a syndrome to hopefully describe
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: what I feel when I hear that. It's got Shrek syndrome.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: That's got stage five Shrek syndrome.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: What is that? It's a new syndrome. I just made
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: it up right here, right now.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: And that syndrome is that when Shrek first came out,
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: it was great because nothing like it has happened before, right?
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Shrek was, oh, dude, it's punk rock, fairy tales. And
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: then Shrek 2 came out and it was still beloved.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: But then there was this weird valley where that market
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: got oversaturated with the animated films. And now there's a
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: whole new fandom and affection for Shrek. But I think
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: it's on the foundation of like, comedy or irony. Like
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: it's fun to like Shrek, but not because it's good,
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: because it's fun liking Shrek.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Do you think it goes.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a wild tip, because I would think that
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: a lot of the movies that used a lot of
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: double entendres... that they would be very popular. I mean,
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: and Shrek does that for sure.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, without a doubt.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Deb just found out this year that what Lord Farquaad was.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: She just found that out. She had no idea.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: She's watched the movie 75 times and didn't know what
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Lord Farquaad was.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Do you not know? I guess I don't. Turn your
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: mic off. Oh, God. Deb, turn your mic off. Oh, boy. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Got it. Hey, that was clear. Because he's the bad guy. Yeah,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: he is. Yeah, so Farquaad is.
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm
• 38:50
  Speaker 8: willing to make.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: John Lithgow, right?
• 38:51
  Speaker 14: John Lithgow, one of the best villains ever.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: And then to connect the Shrek syndrome to a coiled phone, right,
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: is that they are liking the coiled phone not because
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: it's breakthrough technology or it's because it's a necessity. They
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: were liking it for like the association, like the fun
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: or the irony of being in 2026 and still coiling it.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: So like and I'm not condemning it. I just think
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: it's still it might be the same action. But because
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: of the surroundings, it's still it's a different experience. And
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: by the way, the that's what I'm talking about.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: I really the cartoons are ancillary. It's the experience of
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: the ancillary. on Friday night when you go to bed
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: that you could not wait as a 6, 7, 8, 9-year-old,
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: 10-year-old kid to get up on a Saturday morning and
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: run to your buddy's house. Your buddy comes over, and
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: you guys pile up and watch all your favorite cartoons.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: It was great.
• 39:43
  Speaker 8: Or just waking up and running down the stairs and
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: making that bowl of cereal before mom and dad woke up.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Like, you can't just start, like, let's say you start
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: a massive Facebook group, right? And now you have coordinated
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: all these families to start watching cartoons on Saturday morning.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: That's not the same.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: No.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: It's just not the same. You're right, it's not.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: So even if you went through all the effort and
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: you watched cartoons on Saturday morning, because it wasn't from
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: a place of necessity, you're kind of just doing it
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: like going to a museum.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Right, right, 100%.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, reenacting almost. And that's what I would describe
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: as Shrek syndrome. Yeah, there you go.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: All right, 407-916-1041.
• 40:16
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• 40:21
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• 40:23
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• 40:26
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• 40:35
  Speaker 10: Hey, everybody.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: I'm Swilly. So you will not believe what just happened
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: to me. I'm in the parking lot of Publix.
• 40:40
  Speaker 12: And all of a sudden, I get hit square in
• 40:44
  Speaker 12: the forehead with what looks like some kind of gummy.
• 40:48
  Speaker 12: I don't know where it came from, but there was
• 40:50
  Speaker 12: some velocity behind that. I got a dent in my
• 40:54
  Speaker 12: forehead now. I'm going to go clean it up.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 40:56
  Speaker 10: I love you. Goodbye.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: I think Sarah sneezed or something. Yeah. Sounds like Sarah's
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: got a stalker. Favorite Hall & Oates song. All right.
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• 41:05
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• 41:20
  Speaker 2: There's Deb.
• 41:20
  Speaker 9: Hello.
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: Jack.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
• 41:21
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• 41:25
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• 41:31
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• 41:34
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• 41:41
  Speaker 8: touch with that teddy bear of a man. But now
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: please join me in welcoming back Kenny Tallier, foster mom Asaday,
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: and her dog Sora from the Pet Alliance.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Sora. And Sora.
• 41:56
  Speaker 14: Yeah, she's beautiful. How old is Sora?
• 41:58
  Speaker 20: She's eight and a half.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: You're kidding.
• 42:00
  Speaker 20: She acts like a dog half her age.
• 42:03
  Speaker 14: She really, really does.
• 42:04
  Speaker 8: So we have, before we get to talking about what
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: it's like to be a foster mom for the Pet Alliance.
• 42:10
  Speaker 8: We've got quite a track record here when it comes
• 42:13
  Speaker 8: to finding forever homes for the dogs that you brought
• 42:16
  Speaker 8: into us, Kenny.
• 42:17
  Speaker 21: I've been so excited to see you guys again so
• 42:19
  Speaker 21: we could talk about what happened last month with Commander
• 42:22
  Speaker 21: and Treats when you came to visit.
• 42:23
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah.
• 42:24
  Speaker 21: I mean, we had gotten– a listener had reached out
• 42:26
  Speaker 21: to you and asked– Andy John. Andy John, and he
• 42:28
  Speaker 21: asked about how to make donations. From that, he's kept
• 42:32
  Speaker 21: on listening to the show, and he's like, you guys
• 42:34
  Speaker 21: are talking about a dog that I just really want
• 42:36
  Speaker 21: to meet right now.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Cut to two days later. They adopted him. Yeah, yeah.
• 42:41
  Speaker 21: And it was just the best feeling ever, like knowing
• 42:44
  Speaker 21: that here we are on radio. He couldn't see the dog.
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 42:48
  Speaker 21: But just listening to the dog's description and how much
• 42:50
  Speaker 21: fun we were having with him. It led him to
• 42:53
  Speaker 21: be like, we have got to see this. And meanwhile,
• 42:55
  Speaker 21: his wife was following on social media without him knowing, texting, saying,
• 42:59
  Speaker 21: this dog is really good looking.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: We should go meet him. Right, yeah. And he's doing
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: great in his new forever home. He's killing it. Are
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: you kidding?
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Didn't they bring him out to Suds Pups?
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: They did bring him out to Suds Pups in Pines.
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: And what was so cool was, I love the fact
• 43:13
  Speaker 8: that he wore his Jim Colbert Show t-shirt to the
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: Pet Alliance on their adoption day.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we took the gotcha day picture and your
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: name is everywhere. It's everywhere.
• 43:20
  Speaker 8: It's everywhere.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: But also, before I talk about.
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: Sun Pups and Pints, what was really cool that you
• 43:28
  Speaker 8: did not know is that when they came out to
• 43:30
  Speaker 8: Suds Pups and Pints, he told us that you had
• 43:33
  Speaker 8: given them a brand new leash for Commander. And it
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: said Ohana on it, which of course is Hawaiian for family.
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: You did not know that Handy John has a tattoo
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: on his leg. that says ohana.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Hey wow how crazy is that.
• 43:47
  Speaker 8: Everything about that felt like it was meant to be
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: and we.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Have a caller that calls every day and he starts
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: off every call with uh ohana.
• 43:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah exactly calls us ohana so that's our brother matt
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: but i also want to give credit to connie geller
• 43:58
  Speaker 8: and stanley steamer because stanley steamer uh every week they
• 44:03
  Speaker 8: pay for all the adoption fees right.
• 44:05
  Speaker 21: Right so his adoption fee was sponsored from stanley steamer
• 44:09
  Speaker 21: because not only did he do radio with you guys
• 44:11
  Speaker 21: on wednesday two days later He was visiting your friends
• 44:14
  Speaker 21: at Good Day Orlando with Amy Caulfield.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: And so Stanley Seymour was there. It was a sponsored segment,
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: and they sponsored his adoption.
• 44:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so thanks to Connie Geller. They're a great community resource.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: So much.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: So you guys can be in the room with Amy
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: more than like 20 minutes without hating her?
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: No, we love Amy. Amy is the best human being
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: you've ever had in your life. You just can't love
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: and you just want to hug her every time you
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: see her.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 44:36
  Speaker 14: He's just trying to get her to drive over here
• 44:38
  Speaker 14: and whip his ass.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I'd love to see her right now. That would be amazing.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: She started a thing called Amy's Army. We're going to
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: be doing some stuff with soon, too. Oh, that's cool.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: For Sunday, right?
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 44:46
  Speaker 14: So, Asaday, how long have you been a foster mom
• 44:48
  Speaker 14: with Pet Alliance?
• 44:49
  Speaker 20: Three and a half-ish years.
• 44:51
  Speaker 14: Three and a half years? And what brought you to
• 44:53
  Speaker 14: become a foster mom?
• 44:54
  Speaker 11: Oh, well, to make a very long story short, my
• 44:57
  Speaker 11: soul dog passed away and my then boyfriend, now husband,
• 45:01
  Speaker 11: I said, I don't know if I could do this again,
• 45:02
  Speaker 11: but maybe I could help senior dogs or dogs that
• 45:05
  Speaker 11: need a little more assistance. And then fast forward to
• 45:08
  Speaker 11: us buying our first home. And I was like, we
• 45:10
  Speaker 11: could have a dog hanging out here. And then we
• 45:12
  Speaker 11: applied with Pet Alliance, did the the training, the paperwork,
• 45:15
  Speaker 11: the whole nine, and here we are.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: So I just thought.
• 45:17
  Speaker 20: We could open our home.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Now, how many is this for you? How many dogs
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: have you fostered?
• 45:21
  Speaker 20: She's our 16th.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: 16th!
• 45:25
  Speaker 20: And that's not a lot in the foster world.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: How is that not a lot anywhere? The world is... Yeah,
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: that's a lot.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Wow, so how long do you usually keep a foster animal?
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: How long have you had Sora?
• 45:39
  Speaker 20: Sora, it was two months on Monday.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, two months.
• 45:41
  Speaker 11: It depends really on their medical or behavioral or just timing.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah and you you can deal with the separation
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: thing that doesn't really get to you or whatever you're
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: you're a soulless monster who can do.
• 45:52
  Speaker 20: That's what the ice cream section at Publix is.
• 45:54
  Speaker 11: For yeah we're usually crying when they leave you know
• 45:58
  Speaker 11: vacuuming oh we miss them but you know seeing them
• 46:01
  Speaker 11: make memories is what.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Sure and you're doing a great thing I mean obviously
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: I'm joking with you're doing an amazing thing like I
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: could never in a million years do that I get
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: too connected to stuff like that I couldn't let one
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: walk out if I if I you know fell in
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: love with it And it's so funny, you said soul dog.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: I've never heard that term before.
• 46:16
  Speaker 22: Oh, really?
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: How old was your soul dog? She was 12. 12, yeah.
• 46:21
  Speaker 8: But, you know, again, we have a really good track record.
• 46:23
  Speaker 8: So I don't know if you guys know, you did
• 46:25
  Speaker 8: bring some amazingly stinky.
• 46:27
  Speaker 14: Treats for Sora.
• 46:28
  Speaker 20: And she's right here.
• 46:29
  Speaker 14: Freeze-dried salmon.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Here, let's see if she'll get off.
• 46:32
  Speaker 14: Yeah, let's see if we can show her off.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: There she is. See how pretty? She's super happy about
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: you guys doing that, too.
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: For those freeze-dried salmon treats, she'll take at any time.
• 46:41
  Speaker 8: So it's easy then, Kenny, to become a foster parent.
• 46:44
  Speaker 8: It's good for people who cannot make the commitment full-time
• 46:47
  Speaker 8: to have a dog but still want some puppy love.
• 46:50
  Speaker 21: It really is. It's so helpful to the shelter. I mean,
• 46:52
  Speaker 21: someone like Sora, she doesn't do well in the shelter environment.
• 46:55
  Speaker 21: So that's where a fabulous home with Asaday and Joey
• 46:58
  Speaker 21: comes in handy where.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: They post about her on social media. They do their best.
• 47:02
  Speaker 21: To find a forever home for her, and they get
• 47:05
  Speaker 21: her out of that home environment. We know how she
• 47:07
  Speaker 21: is in a home.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let me ask you a quick question because I
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: find this interesting. Do you usually find the people who
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: adopt the dogs permanently personally, or do they come through
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: the Pet Alliance? What's the ratio there?
• 47:19
  Speaker 20: Yeah, so we try to do it ourselves.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, you try to get the dog adopted through friends
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: and family or through connections.
• 47:25
  Speaker 20: Yeah, social media. We take them to farmer's markets.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 47:28
  Speaker 14: Wow, that's awesome.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: You name it.
• 47:29
  Speaker 11: Whatever they're comfortable with doing and going to, we will
• 47:32
  Speaker 11: take them. And we take them everywhere to go get.
• 47:34
  Speaker 20: Coffee with us.
• 47:34
  Speaker 19: Really?
• 47:35
  Speaker 20: The beach, wherever we can, because it's.
• 47:36
  Speaker 11: Also broadening their horizons and just getting fostering out there,
• 47:39
  Speaker 11: even if people can't commit to.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Adopting our fosters. What an asset. Good job, man. That's incredible. Yeah, thanks. Yeah,
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: we love it.
• 47:45
  Speaker 21: And I know you were talking before about the saying
• 47:47
  Speaker 21: goodbye to them. She stays in contact with her foster dogs.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: All 16 of them? You'll see them come over and visit.
• 47:53
  Speaker 20: Yeah, we puppy sit a lot.
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: All but about two. One went to the stars, we say.
• 47:58
  Speaker 11: And the rest of them, yeah, we puppy sit. They
• 48:01
  Speaker 11: send us pup dates all the time.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: You say stars, you don't say Rainbow Bridge?
• 48:05
  Speaker 20: Well, we just think of something a little lighter.
• 48:06
  Speaker 11: Rainbow Bridge can be hot, but it's triggering.
• 48:12
  Speaker 23: It's triggering.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Come on, you say the words Rainbow Bridge and someone's
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: going to cry. Yes, exactly. It could be a gay movie.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: It could be a Mario Kart track. It could be.
• 48:24
  Speaker 24: It's definitely colorful way to get off that subject good
• 48:28
  Speaker 24: job so listen we only have a couple of minutes
• 48:31
  Speaker 24: left and I know we're getting ready to get to
• 48:33
  Speaker 24: the holidays thank you for what you're doing for being
• 48:35
  Speaker 24: a foster parent I mean.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: 16 and counting.
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: You and your husband that's such a great service and
• 48:42
  Speaker 8: Kenny you also need foster parents for cats as well
• 48:44
  Speaker 8: it's not just.
• 48:45
  Speaker 21: Dogs right we can always use fosters for the cats
• 48:48
  Speaker 21: and kittens puppies dogs you know whatever works for you
• 48:51
  Speaker 21: you know go to our website you can learn about
• 48:53
  Speaker 21: all the different fostering opportunities, submit the application, and then
• 48:57
  Speaker 21: we'll match you with what works with what you're looking for.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Kenny, let me ask you a question. So if I do,
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: let's say I was to foster a cat, right? And
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: I came down and I found a kitten or something
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: I like, I wanted to foster this kitten. How, I mean,
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: how long do I have? In other words, let's say
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: it doesn't work out for me. And after a couple
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: of weeks, it just, it's not working for my schedule.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, is there a contract or anything, or is
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: that just something where I call you guys and say, look,
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: this is, this is considerably more than I thought it
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: was going to be. So what do we go?
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: What do we do now?
• 49:24
  Speaker 21: And if that was the case, we would be like,
• 49:26
  Speaker 21: come on in tomorrow. We'll find a new foster for you.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Got it. And not only that.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: That's from a non-cat owner to think a cat could
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: be too much.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: They're the easiest one. Seriously. That goldfish. Exactly. Cats and goldfish.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: That's the serious. Yeah.
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: And the other thing, too, is that fosters don't have
• 49:46
  Speaker 8: to lay out a lot of money for like crates
• 49:48
  Speaker 8: or litter boxes.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Very true.
• 49:50
  Speaker 21: I mean, we supply everything that they would need. So
• 49:53
  Speaker 21: the food, the bowls, the crate, the treats, the toys,
• 49:56
  Speaker 21: whatever the animal is going to need in their foster home,
• 49:59
  Speaker 21: we will supply it. We do have excellent fosters like
• 50:02
  Speaker 21: this wonderful woman right here who's just like, oh, I'll
• 50:04
  Speaker 21: just go pick it up.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. But she's rare.
• 50:07
  Speaker 20: I was going to say, don't let him be humble
• 50:09
  Speaker 20: about it.
• 50:09
  Speaker 11: Literally down to single towels, poop bags, toys, anything you
• 50:13
  Speaker 11: can think of that Alliance provides.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Let me ask about your relationship. Don't mind, Jimmy. Back
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: to the Rainbow Bridge. You've had 16 of these. How
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: long have you been with your husband?
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: Two.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: 17. So you guys have been together for a long time.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: So you guys know each other. This is part of
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: you and he knows or whatever. Like this is nothing
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: you had to sell to him. He's also kind of
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: involved with this as well.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:38
  Speaker 20: Oh, he's totally.
• 50:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 50:39
  Speaker 11: We don't ever bring a dog home without discussing it.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 50:41
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: And the reason I ask is, was we, we've had
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: somebody here that did the foster thing before. And when
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: I asked that question, they, they said their husband was
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: cool about it and almost like, like, you know, she
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: kind of like, Hey, look, this is what I want
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: to do. And he's just kind of along for the
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: ride thing. So I wonder what kind of, partnership agreement
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: you have in that context. But you guys are good.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Are you planning to bring some animals home that your
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: wife doesn't know about? I've got to tell you, I may. Well, no, nothing.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: But we have too much stuff coming up. The cat
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: that we had is now somewhere else. You missed the cat.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: I kind of missed the cat. I saw the cat
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: this morning. I was like, I haven't seen that cat
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: in a while.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Come here. And the cat, of course, just looked at
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: me and said, yeah, there's no chance. You abandoned me.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: And for some reason, I found that very attractive. I
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: always want what you can't have. That's always the case.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, here, kitty, come here, come here. And he's like, no.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what? I didn't want to see
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: you anyway.
• 51:33
  Speaker 8: That is the perfect description of a cat-human relationship. But
• 51:36
  Speaker 8: right back to the Petalines, Kenny, with the holidays coming up,
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: I know Handy John had started off his adoption journey
• 51:43
  Speaker 8: by calling and asking about donations, but you guys could
• 51:46
  Speaker 8: use donations.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: We really could.
• 51:47
  Speaker 21: Like right now, we're starting off a little bit early
• 51:49
  Speaker 21: because the holidays are coming up, and we need to
• 51:51
  Speaker 21: fill our shelves for our pet food pantry. And that's
• 51:54
  Speaker 21: a program that we have where if you need food
• 51:56
  Speaker 21: for your animals and you come to us, we're going
• 51:59
  Speaker 21: to give it to you. But it's all donation-based. So
• 52:01
  Speaker 21: if we've got the supplies, we can pass it out.
• 52:04
  Speaker 21: So we know the holidays are coming up, and it's
• 52:06
  Speaker 21: tough out there. So we don't want you to think
• 52:08
  Speaker 21: about having to get your pets food versus Christmas presents
• 52:12
  Speaker 21: for the kids or paying your electric bill.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Got it.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: So if you need some help, great. Come on over
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: to Pet Alliance.
• 52:17
  Speaker 21: But we need the community who's got the resources if
• 52:21
  Speaker 21: they can donate dog food, cat food.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Puppy food, kitten food.
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: And that's as easy as going to your Amazon wishlist
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: so they're not thinking, or do you need them to
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: go to the store and then bring it to the
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: Pet Alliance?
• 52:32
  Speaker 21: Whichever is easiest for them. You can order it from
• 52:34
  Speaker 21: our Amazon wishlist. You can, if there's dog food or
• 52:37
  Speaker 21: cat food that's BOGO somewhere, buy a bag for you,
• 52:40
  Speaker 21: buy a bag for us kind of thing.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Great idea, by the way.
• 52:43
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Just, you know, and you can bring it to either
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: one of our shelters in Sanford or Orlando.
• 52:47
  Speaker 14: But it does need to be unopened.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Unopened. Yes, please. Okay, good.
• 52:50
  Speaker 14: And that goes for both dry and like wet cat food.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: And the canned food, yeah. The canned food for cats,
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: dry food for dogs.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: For dogs.
• 52:57
  Speaker 14: Can you find the list at Pet Alliance?
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: It's all on our website.
• 53:01
  Speaker 21: So, yeah, if you go to our website, you can
• 53:04
  Speaker 21: click on our Pet Food Pantry, and there is actually
• 53:06
  Speaker 21: a list of stuff that we always need. And there
• 53:08
  Speaker 21: is a link to our Amazon wish list if you
• 53:10
  Speaker 21: would prefer to order it and have it delivered.
• 53:12
  Speaker 14: And that's PetAllianceOrlando.org.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: You got it.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 53:16
  Speaker 9: Yay!
• 53:20
  Speaker 14: Well, thank you guys so much.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 53:22
  Speaker 20: Thank you for having us.
• 53:22
  Speaker 14: We really appreciate it.
• 53:24
  Speaker 8: We hope we're going to keep our streak alive by
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: finding Sora a home. And folks can see pictures of
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: her at the Petalines website as well.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: On our website.
• 53:32
  Speaker 21: And also follow Magner Memories on Instagram and TikTok. And
• 53:36
  Speaker 21: you will see all of Sora's adventures in her hospital.
• 53:39
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 53:40
  Speaker 14: Magner Memories.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: Awesome.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: We hope to have that animal ripped from your arms.
• 53:44
  Speaker 20: Oh, thank you. Well, you better have ice cream with me.
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  Speaker 19: you just realized you hadn't used the pool pump.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: That's a big one, by the way.
• 57:29
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 57:30
  Speaker 19: And we didn't discover that one until like three days later. Right.
• 57:35
  Speaker 19: When your pool turned green, you realize.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Very cool. Sprinkler system anyway. Yeah.
• 57:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Scott joins us from the Orlando Sentinel Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: You can read his columns right there in the pages
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: of I got a text this morning, and it just said,
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: I only saw the second part of it. When I
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: saw the second part of it, it said, these people
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: make my brain melt.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: And then off we go.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: I read the column, and it basically was the, I
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: brought up the thing from Ben Albritton today about how
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: he was one of the guys that supported this Amendment
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: 3 all the way through and now released a statement
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: via X that he is, after looking at it harder,
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: realizes it's a terrible idea.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
• 58:18
  Speaker 19: And this is not just the guy who supported it.
• 58:22
  Speaker 19: This is like the guy who made it happen. Like
• 58:24
  Speaker 19: Bill Albritton, if he didn't want this to happen, he's
• 58:26
  Speaker 19: the Senate president. He could have single handedly not done this.
• 58:30
  Speaker 19: But as at the flashback with Amendment three, as you know,
• 58:33
  Speaker 19: the entire thing was done in 48 hours.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Ron DeSantis was putting a lot of pressure on him.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: There was no actual.
• 58:38
  Speaker 19: There was no formal fiscal analysis done on anything, so
• 58:41
  Speaker 19: they rushed it through.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: And the other thing that I think is.
• 58:43
  Speaker 19: Really important to remember is the other reason these guys
• 58:46
  Speaker 19: could do it is because it didn't affect them one iota.
• 58:50
  Speaker 19: They got credit for passing a tax break. They don't
• 58:53
  Speaker 19: have to cut their spending. They get to keep spending
• 58:55
  Speaker 19: state money. This only affects us. local folks but apparently
• 58:59
  Speaker 19: al britain who represents a lot of rural counties he
• 59:02
  Speaker 19: represents rural counties and small cities uh said he's done
• 59:06
  Speaker 19: some study and he can no longer support this thing
• 59:08
  Speaker 19: and he came out against it the remarkable thing is
• 59:11
  Speaker 19: he was the second one, the last Senate president, Kathleen Pasadena,
• 59:15
  Speaker 19: who also voted for this. And there's another one down
• 59:18
  Speaker 19: in South Florida, Alexis Catalaya. I think that's her last name.
• 59:22
  Speaker 19: All these people voted for it. And now that they've
• 59:24
  Speaker 19: had some time to study it, say, you know what?
• 59:26
  Speaker 19: There's going to be some problems if this is an example.
• 59:29
  Speaker 19: Half of the homes in Orange County no longer pay
• 59:33
  Speaker 19: taxes for police and fire.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: We're going to have a problem. Yeah, yeah, 100%.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: It says here, as a matter of fact, I'll just
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: read the first little bit from his statement that's also
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: on Facebook if you want to see it. I'm voting
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: no on Amendment 3. This is Ben Alberton speaking. Homestead
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: tax exemptions, property assessments, and spending restrictions. It says here,
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: as a native of Florida's heartland, our rural communities are
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: near and dear to my heart.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: It's who I am.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Amendment 3 would eliminate up to 30% of resources for
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Florida's rural communities, gutting essential support for law enforcement, emergency
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: response services, and critical infrastructure.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 19: So the way I look at this is I've often told,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 19: I know I said it on this program before, that
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 19: Places like Orlando and Orange County are going to survive.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 19: I mean, they're going to do some major cuts. And
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 19: mark my words, if it happens, people are going to
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 19: gripe about the cuts when mosquito control doesn't come around
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 19: as often, street sweeper and everything, but whatever.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: But they're going to survive.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 19: But the reason they're going to survive is because urban
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 19: counties and cities, they have a big business tax base.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: They got theme parks. We got office parks. We got businesses.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Hardy County. does not have a big manufacturing base.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 19: You know, Gadsden County does not have a business, a
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 19: centralplex that's going to do this. And there was a
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 19: survey done by the League of Cities that found one
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 19: little city called Bowling Green, I think it is, that 98%
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 19: of that city's residential tax base comes from houses that
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 19: are worth to assess $ 250, 000 or less.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: That wipes it out. It's gone. It's completely gone. And
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: that little town in Bowling Green is in Ben Albritton's district. Wow.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 19: And that's one of the other things I've thought about this.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 19: My county is going to survive. I'd save money on
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 19: this thing. But my kids, who are renters... are going
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 19: to have to pay a lot more if this thing
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 19: passes because that's the taxes that are going to go up.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: And I just don't know that even if I want a.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 19: Tax break, I don't think it's my right to tell
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 19: some small town you don't have a right to exist
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 19: anymore because I want to save $ 800, $ 1, 000, whatever.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: It is, on my homestead. But I know not everyone agrees.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: I was telling Jack.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 19: I shared Ben Albritton's statement this morning on Twitter, and
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 19: it went a little haywire. Uh, since then, and one
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 19: of the, I got, uh, you know, maybe a hundred,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 19: maybe a thousand comments. One of the comments I got, uh,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 19: back was what, you know, Albert, and as you said,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 19: said rural counties will be decimated. The comment I got from,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 19: let's see, 10, uh, Orlando was, I don't live in
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 19: a rural county.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: So F them. Give me my money.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 16: Right, yeah.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Nice. That's X. That's probably it. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: And I think a lot of people kind of feel
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: that way. Like, you know, a lot of people do
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: feel that way. Like, look, you know, I look at
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: the budgets. I think there's cuts they can make there.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: Or I don't think that the person who runs this
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: particular government part or aspect, a sheriff or a clerk, whatever,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: should make that much money. I see that a lot online.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: That's one actually I see as much as any. There's
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: a very popular post going around with the salaries. People
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: who run, they're either mayors or police chiefs or whatever.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: And you're like, one was the school superintendent making like
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: 350 grand a year or whatever. And I'm like, you know,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: we talked about this last week. I looked it up
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, it's 24,000 employees and it's an
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: $ 8. 6 billion budget. Why don't you do me a favor?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: Go out there in the private sector and find me
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: somebody who's managing a company of 24,000 people with a
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: budget of $ 8. 5 billion and find out what they make. 350,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: you'd get laughed out of the building. You wouldn't get
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: one application if you offered 350 for that job. That
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: is a major job. That is like running a massive hospital.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: That's like running a massive company. 24,000 employees for 365
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: grand a year, whatever it was, is a joke comparatively
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: to the private sector.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 19: So one of the points, the other leading Republican who
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 19: I mentioned, Kathleen Pasadena, she's a former Senate president. Once again,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 19: voted for it, now says it's a bad idea, addressed
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 19: exactly what you're saying. She was saying, I don't know
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 19: that I think all these people are overpaid. But she said,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 19: let's say you do think your city manager is overpaid
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 19: or your county administrator is overpaid.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Then you need to vote for.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 19: New people on your city council or you need to
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 19: vote for new people on your county commission. I'm hearing
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 19: from some people who don't know who serves on their
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 19: county commission, but they're They're really worked up. I mean,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 19: there are problems with this state's tax system. If you
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 19: are a new homeowner, I'm guessing, Ross, you own your house, Ross, right?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: I kind of. I don't know.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: I married into it. I'm pretty sure I'm not, but
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: I just lie to myself and say that I am. Yeah,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: they own the house.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: When did y'all buy it? 2017. Okay, that's about the
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: tail end.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 19: But Ross is paying a boatload more in taxes than
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 19: I am or than Jack is because we have Save
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 19: Our Homes. That kind of imbalance needs to be addressed
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 19: in my estimation. I've told you before, I met this
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 19: guy out in Polk County. I mean, he couldn't afford
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 19: to live in Orlando. He lives in a house that's
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 19: worth like $ 280, 000. He pays twice the taxes I do.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: That that's messed up.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 19: That kind of imbalance needs to be messed up, but
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 19: that's not what this is trying to address.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: Uh, and in fact, the imbalance is probably going to
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: get worse. Probably why God hit your house with lightning though.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: If we had to guess, uh, what else you got
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: first today, Scott?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 19: Uh, well, the other thing that's just, uh, I, I,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 19: I can't remember having seen before is we have, uh,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 19: The Republican Party is sued basically every TV station in
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 19: the state demanding that they stop airing ads.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Paid ads.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 19: I would think you all are familiar with the concept
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 19: of paid ads at a radio station. There aren't many occasions,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 19: I would think, where somebody calls up your station and says,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 19: I don't like your paid ad. And your station manager says,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 19: you know what?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: OK, we're going to stop taking that money and stop
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: airing that ad.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 10: But.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 19: They don't like it because it mentions Hope, Florida and
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 19: James Huthmeyer's role, starring role in that scandal. And so
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 19: the Republican Party not only sued all these stations, but
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 19: they threatened them. They threatened them with criminal arrest. This
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 19: is the part that kind of another thing that broke
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 19: my brain a little bit because. And, you know, of course,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 19: the Republican Party can't arrest anybody, but they are representing
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 19: the attorney general who could and they representing local prosecutors
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 19: who could because they say it is criminal for anyone
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 19: to discuss the, quote, content or gist of that leaked
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 19: grand jury report. I think you can debate whether that's
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 19: accurate because, first of all, that report is in the
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 19: public domain. It's also been hashed out in multiple other
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 19: lawsuits that were not sealed, so it's already discussed. But
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 19: let me tell you who has discussed the content and
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 19: gist of that grand jury report.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: James Uthmeyer on multiple occasions.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 19: He did an interview with Fox News where the Fox
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 19: News anchor summarized the report in detail, which the Republican
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 19: Party now says is illegal slash criminal. And James Uthmeyer
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 19: then gave his response on what he thought that the
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 19: grand jury report, which, again, the Republican Party says was
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 19: a crime. So what they're basically setting up is this
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 19: notion where the only people who are allowed to talk
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 19: about this grand jury report are the people who want
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 19: to dismiss it and criticize it. And the people want
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 19: to use it as fodder in a campaign ad or
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 19: on a TV ad. That's a crime in their opinion.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 19: So we'll see how that plays out. I think most
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 19: of the stations are going to stand firm, but some
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 19: I think are buckling.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you got to quote. I'll quote J.D. Vance
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: today in response to. Vivek Ramaswamy's ad for Amy Acton
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: when he said, hey, politics is a tough business. I mean,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: politics is tough. It's a tough gig. So sometimes you
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: just got to suck it up kind of thing.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 14: Didn't he also tell members of his own party to
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 14: quit whining?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to quit whining about an advertisement and worry about
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: winning your election. That was a cringe advertisement. Oh, so bad.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: We're going to talk about it a little bit later.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: If you haven't seen it yet, it's one of the
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: worst I've ever seen. Actually, a lot of people who
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: have been in politics for decades said it's the worst
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: they've ever seen.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 10: Ever.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 19: Yeah, it wasn't even so much it made me mad.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 19: It just made me sad and made me think, what
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 19: is wrong with people that they think that's– Okay. And
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 19: let's talk about the integrity of these. Again, I'm just
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 19: paralleling both of these scenarios, one in Florida and then one,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 19: of course, in Ohio– I mean, you talk about the
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 19: validity or integrity of a certain campaign based on what
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 19: they're doing. And of course, you know, they're, they're basically
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 19: trying to threaten criminal, uh, action over this particular one,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 19: but out there in Ohio, uh, basically, have you seen
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 19: the ad Scott or Ross?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: You know what it is?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: So Vivek, uh, Ramaswamy and who that is, right?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: He ran for president. Um, I just know it has
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: something to do with like a kid.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: So what happened was, is Amy Acton was, um, molested
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: by her stepfather.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: No, she was raped. And yes, I was going to
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: get to that.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Um, but, uh, from 9 until 12 years old, sexually
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: assaulted and raped by her stepfather. They were removed. He
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: or she and her brother were removed from the family.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: And they were living in a tent, by the way,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: in Ohio when this happened. And the mother went on
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: an ad for Vivek Ramaswamy and said that Amy Acton
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: was a liar.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: She's a stranger. I mean, some of this abuse happened
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: with mom in the house, right? She stayed with the guy.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: She stayed with the guy who did it.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 19: Amy Acton, the Democrat hadn't had any contact with this
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 19: woman for something.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Like 40 years.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: 78 is when she saw, she saw her in court
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: in 1978. That was the last time she saw her
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: when they were removed from the home. And then all
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: of a sudden she.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Shows up on TV and says, I wouldn't trust my daughter.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't trust her. She's a liar. She's got a problem.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: But the mother is the one who actually stayed with
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: the husband that raped her child at 9 and 10 and.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: 11, 12 years old. And also abused her brother.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: So there's that. It was pretty cringe.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 19: And I think I think the the reaction to that
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 19: has been pretty bipartisan.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: Well, you think and then you hear and then you
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: hear J.D.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: Get up on stage and say, hey, you know what?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: I'm this what he said, quote, I'm disgusted with Republicans
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: who are complaining about this ad rather than concentrating on
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: their election.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: That's what he said.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 19: And, you know, when you talk about the Republicans in
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 19: Florida suing over this thing, Part while I was writing
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 19: about it yesterday, I found myself trying to step back
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 19: and say, like, why are we dissecting like the validity
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 19: of this one ad? I mean, half of what you
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 19: see is a lot terrible. I mean, you may not
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 19: like David Jolly. He's never proposed a hurricane tax. There's
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 19: no hurricane tax out there. I mean, if we were
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 19: taking every ad that's a lie off the air, it
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 19: wouldn't be there. And somebody said, are the Republicans scared?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 19: I actually don't know that they're scared. Are they nervous
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 19: in Florida? Maybe I still think, I mean, they've got
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 19: a voter registration edge that is giant. What I think
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 19: the Republicans in Florida are not used to is anyone
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 19: fighting back because for the first time in more than
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 19: a decade, Democrats think there's a chance and they're sending
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 19: folks like Bill Clinton and their heavy hitters down to Florida.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 19: And they're actually putting $ 5 million into that attorney general's race,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 19: which kind of blew me away.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: I wasn't expecting that.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 19: And that's what I think they're not used to, having
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 19: to fight anyone.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: Because normally it's.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 19: Just fighting a party that's basically putting up YouTube ads
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 19: and tweets and saying, we're in the race, too.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't like Trump. We don't like Trump. Yeah,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: you've got to do more than that, man.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: That's been proven for sure. Scott, always good seeing you guys.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: Good and loud for Scott Maxwell. Wednesdays, Thursdays, Sundays. That's
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: when he writes for the Orlando Sentinel. If you'd like
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: to read that, grab yourself a subscription. You can do
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: that at OrlandoSentinel.com.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Have a good one, buddy. Take care, guys. You got it, man.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: Always good seeing you.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: All right, take a little break. Back in a sec
• 1:11:17
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• 1:11:22
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• 1:11:23
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• 1:11:25
  Speaker 23: Man, the old school cartoons, they were the best, definitely.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 23: The old Hanna-Barbera ones, Captain Caveman and all them.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: The OG Mooney tunes.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 23: You guys recall... You remember, Ross might not know this,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 23: the old Flintstone cartoons, when they got done, they had
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 23: a Winston cigarettes commercial, and they would both light up
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 23: a cigarette and stand by their house.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: And smoke outside.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 19: Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Talk about how good it was.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 9: Sorry, Jimmy, you got that backward. Basically, it was his boss.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: I was the competitor.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so on Jetsons, he worked for Spacely Sprockets.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: Cogswell Cogs, that was the competitor. Got it. We had
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: it back. Backward, yeah. What up, guys? Sport from Duval. Duval.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Talking about sexual innuendos and cartoons. We were watching the
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: Animaniacs when I was a kid, right?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 10: And something happened, and I had no idea what they
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 10: were talking about until afterwards my sisters told me, who
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 10: are much older.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: But the scene was they were detectives, and it was
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Waka and Dot. And Waka said, we need fingerprints.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: And Dot said, I'm not doing that to Prince. Oh, wow.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: There you go. Coming in hot for a kid show.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: I'm Jim. There's Deb.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 13: Huh?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: Jack is here as well.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: I can't believe Animaniacs was on when Sport was a kid.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Ross is here as well. Do
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: you not get it?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: Fingerprints.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: There you go. What are we doing to friends?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: So are you guys thinking about Thanksgiving yet?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: I know that Halloween's not even here yet. Are you
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: guys making plans? We sent out our first family text today.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: regarding Thanksgiving schedules as we try to align the stars
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: to have everybody around.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: Dude, I'm so pumped.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: I got greens, beans, tomatoes, and another opportunity to make
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: up for last year.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: You name it. I'm so pumped for Thanksgiving.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: Is that the one where you got really drunk and
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: you were obnoxious? I am so pumped for Thanksgiving. That
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: was also Christmas. It was just a rough quarter.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. It was a tough season, Jack. It was
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: a tough season. Things were weird. Had some injuries. I'm
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: excited for Thanksgiving.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: This is the first Thanksgiving where we're not doing a
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: ton of traveling or we have a bunch of people
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: who are traveling in.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: And I love family, but that is.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: just such a level of stress and anxiety that I
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: don't know if I'm prepared to do next month.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: It's going to be small for you then. It will
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: be pretty small. What's the small, like six, eight people,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: something like that? Yeah. And it's all going to be
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: like media. What is it called? Mediate family. Yeah.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: And, Jack, you guys do immediate family, but you always
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: have a couple stragglers come around.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: Occasionally.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: Right now, I think it might just be immediate family,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: but I am frying a turkey. It's the peanut oil
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: I saved from last year.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Very nice. I found a place in the fridge, so
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: it's been in the fridge for the past year.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Very nice.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: How about you, Debra?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 8: Immediate family yes it's just a small group of you
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 8: guys a small group.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: Very nice I got one little thing though going into
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: this Thanksgiving that if I could bend your ears for
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: one second my brother has a tradition where he always
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: has Thanksgiving with this certain group of friends but this
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: is the first time that he's like moved back to
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: Orlando and I think.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: He's gonna go with the friends that's not uncommon my
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: daughters did that same thing a couple years ago they
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: met a bunch of friends in Seattle and And they
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: started doing Friendsgiving together. They would rent a cabin, and
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: every couple would bring a little something. And I think
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: they've maintained some level of that with that group of
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: friends for a while.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: I like Friendsgiving, but don't ever forget why we're– that's
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: plan B. Yeah, that is plan B, or C for
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: that matter. Well, the reason I bring this up is
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: Sam's Club has released what they say is going to
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: be the average cost or a meal that they're having
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: for Thanksgiving. So basically you can come in. And you
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: can spend this money for this meal, and this meal
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: will feed 16 people, according to Sam's.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: And what you get here is, this is for their
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: 2026 Sam's Club Thanksgiving meal. You get a boneless carver ham.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: You get a hickory smoked turkey. Yukon gold mashed potatoes,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: turkey gravy, green beans with dried cranberries and almonds, mac
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: and cheese, sweet corn with garlic butter, cranberry crunch salad,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: yeast rolls, a charcuterie entertainment tray.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Wow. And the two 12-inch pumpkin pies. That is a lot.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: How much do you think that is from Sam's? And
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say this as people should drive immediately
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: to Sam's.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: Is this cooked? This is, I don't know if it's cooked.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: The ham maybe? Yeah, the ham maybe, but I don't
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: know about the turkey. So I'll come in at $ 49.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: 99.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 9: No.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: $ 50 for 16 people.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: Hey, you said Sam's and you said you should drive
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: there immediately.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point. All right. I'm going by
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: the clues. What do you think, Debra?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: Shut up, Ross!
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: You're so smart. Go back to your drinking. That was
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: the dumbest thing. Oh, my God. 50 bucks.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: I didn't say Nerd Gummy Clusters are the most popular
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: Halloween candy.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. That was the second worst guess of
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 14: I'll go with Smooth Hundo.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: $ 149.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 10: 99.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: $ 160.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 18: $ 160.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: That means it's going to cost less than $ 10 a person.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: I'm coming in less than that. Less than $ 10 a person.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: I'm coming in less than that.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm going to tell you, that is the deal
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: of a lifetime.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: $ 160 to feed 16 people for Thanksgiving dinner?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: With two proteins. Are you crazy?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: It's like, what, basically $ 10 a head?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, $ 10 a head, man. That's good. Did they have stuffing?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: I didn't say anything about stuffing.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: That's my favorite.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: But, dude, you get the charcuterie board. And I'm looking
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: at the charcuterie board right now. It's bananas, dude.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: It's prosciutto. It's got olives. It's got crackers. It's got pepperoni.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: It's got some cheeses and dips and stuff.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: You sound like a third of wives. And it comes
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: with a charcuterie board.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Shut up. He's not wrong. Daryl, I promise. Dude, listen
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: to that. That's crazy.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: Now, the only thing is you only get, no, actually
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: you get, well, no, mac and cheese is not a veggie.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: You get corn, green beans, and potatoes. So you get
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: three veggies, two proteins, and a pumpkin damn pie. You
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: sounded really sad that mac and cheese wasn't a veggie.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: That's not a veggie. Dang it.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: That's too good for words, dude. That is such an
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: unbelievably good deal. It just sounds expensive. Turkey you get
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: for like, what, 15 bucks?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: 99 cents a pound.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 13: No.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: Where are you going? Oh, you go to Publix. Never mind.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: He goes to the bougie place. That explains it.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, look, I'm going to tell you, that's another version
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: of affordable snobbery. I'm telling you, during Thanksgiving, if you
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: want to step up affordable snobbery, instead of buying your
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: turkey for like $ 23, go and get one of these
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Amish turkeys.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: I know Petty's has them. I'm sure Wassey's has them.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: The Amish turkeys are a game-changing turkey experience. It's game-changing. Like,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: it's so good. Like, they're so naturally delicious. That's all
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: we ate for years. And I think last year we
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: just did, like, a Butterball or a Purdue or something.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: I went to Publix today. Did you really? I did.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: Lottery tickets? I needed one item. I wanted an orange.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: You can't buy one orange? You can't buy one orange
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: at Aldi. They only have a bag.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. And I never go through.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 6: Them all.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: I just want it for my old fashioned. So like
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: every week I need one orange.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: That's it. I'll eat half.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: Did you see Publix, the management, going through their customer profiles? Oh,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: here comes the one orange guy.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: All right, let's see. Brecker, okay, he buys. So Bradshaw.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: One navel orange. One navel orange every three weeks. Actually,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: I will also get my bottoming cherries there.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: However. One cherry. No, it's one jar. It's $ 10. Trust me,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: it's enough for.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: Those things are expensive. The apples, the same apples I
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: buy at Aldi. Twice as much.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: It was $ 4. 99 at Publix.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: It's too much.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 8: It's $ 2.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: 39 at Aldi.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: That's where, and here's the other, when I found out
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: that Aldi was crushing it with the veggies.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: The produce. The produce, man.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: I bought a bundle of green onions at Aldi. When
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: I picked them up, it said 89 cents for a
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: bundle I could not get my hand around. In Publix,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: when you buy a bundle like that, you can easily
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: get your hand around it because it's like five onions
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: and it's like $ 2. 39. You got triple the amount for
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: a third of the price of Aldi. They excel in
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: their produce. They may not have the same selection, like
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: the amount. It's a smaller produce department, but what they have,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: it's always a great price.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: And then, like, you can't sleep on Trader Joe's. Am
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: I right? You know what?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: I wish there was one by me. They're building 30
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: more of them. They just announced that yesterday.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. 30 more Trader Joe's. It's going to take over, dude. Yeah,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: two parking lots.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: It's going to have to happen, right? For all 30.
• 1:20:23
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• 1:20:24
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• 1:20:25
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• 1:20:32
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• 1:20:34
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• 1:20:35
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• 1:20:37
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• 1:20:42
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• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: So Oviedo had their city council meeting, and Mayor Megan Sladek,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: was advocating for the city to stop organizing events where
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: this happened. Teen takeovers. Gang fight. It's actually not that difficult,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: but it's kind of interesting because she got pushback, and
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: actually the council overrode her consideration. So basically they said, no,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: we're not down for that. We're going to keep on
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: doing it. And this would affect a lot. I mean,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know that this would really set a precedent
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: because these municipalities are so different from one area to
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: the next. But she doesn't think that the county or
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: the city should be spending money to promote events that
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: are booze forward.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 9: Ah.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: In other words, she doesn't want, like, and she said
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: Oktoberfest and Barkin' Brews were the two events that she
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: named specifically. And the funny thing is, is I kind
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: of get an idea of what she's saying. And I
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: don't know if this is a liability issue for Megan
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: or Mayor Sladek. I don't really know if that's what
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: this is about. It doesn't really go into it in
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: the story that I read. You mean for the city? Well, yeah, yeah,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: just liability for the city. If they're sponsoring an event
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: that is... you know super booze heavy and i've been
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: to their october fest it's damn fun it's a good
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: job it's a good it's a good time um but
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: you know there's copious amounts of drinking and if the
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: city is sponsoring that do they hold some kind of
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: liability if something goes sideways.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: It's a big question to ask when you propose something
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: like that because events public events most of them Alcohol
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: is a draw.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: Alcohol is a moneymaker.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: And a lot of them are sponsored by alcohol brands.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: Without those things, there are a lot, I would say
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: a majority of events that are not happening because it's
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: a necessary component in producing an event. So it's basically
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: saying we're turning off. We don't want to be an
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: event town. By just saying, well, they don't want to
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 4: be a booze event town. Yeah, but good luck on
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: the events you're going to put on. It's going to
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: be there's going to be fewer and there'll be further between.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: She says that she wants to bring the issue back up.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: She points to self-funded community events as a much better model.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: And I kind of agree with that. But I do
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: also agree that there's no way that here's the thing.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: You're not going to get Hobby Lobby to sponsor a
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: giant event. if there's no consideration for Hobby Lobby. But
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: you can go to restaurants, you can go to bars,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: and you can say, we'd love you to sponsor this event,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: and we'll have it in this area where people can
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: walk in and buy your food and your drinks. You know,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: it's really hard to not include that aspect. I mean,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: Mount Dora could never do that.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: Suds, Pups, and Pints.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: Without our good friends over at Guinness Beer. Yeah.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 14: I mean, there's components of that event that we couldn't afford.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 8: We literally could not afford the entertainment that we're offering
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 8: if we didn't have... That alcohol sponsor, and to what
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 8: Jack said, I mean, they pay a lot from production
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 8: costs for the band that you bring in. They'll pay
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  Speaker 8: for the stage manager, the sound and lighting guy. They're
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 8: not cheap.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 8: So I get where she's coming from, because that's like
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 8: trying to be, you know, the... I guess, governance, you know, hey,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 8: we don't want to promote this kind of thing, but
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 8: it's unfortunate the way that the model is just built.
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  Speaker 4: You want a healthy, family-friendly event. And I mean, you do,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: you have your egg hunts and there are certain events
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: that you can pull off. But when there is, you know,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: a cost, that money to produce an event, events aren't cheap.
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  Speaker 2: You need the money. It has to come from somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: So usually in an ideal situation, you find sponsors to
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: come on board. And a lot of times that sponsorship
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: consideration is due to alcohol and alcohol sales.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 8: Because the city is covering the costs of fire safety, traffic,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 8: shutting down streets, keeping everybody safe, having the insurance policy,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 8: the port-a-lets. There's a lot that goes into it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she says this might be an appropriate time for
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: us to have a discussion on revisiting this. And then
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: Deputy Mayor Natalie Tuchert said, basically said, look, if you're
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: looking for a discussion on how we can get rid
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: of our staff, if I read you right, get rid
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: of some of our events because we've had a group
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: step up to the plate and add to the events
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: we have, I'm not on board for that. Sladek goes
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: on to say that she likes Viva Oviedo Festival as
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: a much better approach to public spending. She said that
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: self-funded events serve all ages without placing city-run drink sales
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: in direct competition with local bars and restaurants.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: But that's usually not what happens, is it?
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 8: No, it usually fills local bars and restaurants because they
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 8: want to keep that buzz going.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: Or it's in conjunction with those brands that allow those
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: big events to come through. And look, I applaud her
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: for the idea of this because what mayor wouldn't want
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: their city to be able to draw a big crowd?
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: when there's not alcohol focused. The problem is, is that
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: events kind of have to have all aspects hit it off.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, our event is based around washing dogs and
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: trying to raise money. We're also not foolish enough to
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: understand that. Like Deb just said, we need that revenue
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: to create enough other things so that people don't think, oh,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: I'm just not going to go up there for a
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: dog washing event. There's also the dunk tank. There's also
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: the other stuff that went on. And that needs sponsors,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: and that's where Guinness came through and helped us out.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 14: Thank you, Guinness.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 8: But think about even those restaurants that only offer beer
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 8: and wine. They would love to have that full liquor
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 8: license because they realize, A, that's where the majority of
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 8: their money is made.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 14: It's not on the food that they're making.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 8: And B, when a lot of people find out you
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 8: can only get beer and wine, they may decide to
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 8: go somewhere else because they want to have an old
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 8: fashioned with their dinner.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: And you could probably put a pin in this until
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 4: after the election because Amendment 3 will determine what a
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: lot of cities are doing as far as event wise.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 4: And she wasn't saying necessarily no to these events, just
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: not like taxpayer money throwing down for these events?
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she doesn't think the city should sponsor them. She
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: doesn't think that any taxpayer money should be sponsored for
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: events that feature booze as a central draw.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: But would she get in the way of an event
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: that is, you know, dealing with booze?
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 15: No.
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  Speaker 3: In the private sector, right? Isn't that why– No, no, yeah.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: It has nothing to do with the private sector. She
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: doesn't want the city of Oviedo to spend money or
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: use public funds to create events like this. Because sometimes
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: the city is basically the producer of an event, and
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: sometimes it– Like Pandora. Yeah, you can have another group
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: that they just rent your park. Then the city is
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: not the producer. right yeah and now i'm.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: Curious because we've used studs pubs as as an example
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: here was that's private sector or was that in collaboration
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: with mount dora like in collaboration with mount dora so
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: like the city has evolved and then we're the private sector.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 8: No actually we work with the humane society of lake
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 8: county Okay.
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  Speaker 2: For that event.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 8: We help them produce that event, and then we rent
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 8: from the city Sunset Park.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, as well as pay for police and stuff like that.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 8: There's costs on that for Angie as a nonprofit.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: So in that scenario and what she's throwing down, she
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: wouldn't get in the way of an event like Sud
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: Spups and Pints because the city isn't throwing that event.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 8: But she would get in the way of the city's
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 8: Oktoberfest and Park and Brews, which is a great name.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: I think both sides of the argument are very logical
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: to me.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 8: But if you're looking to bring in crowds, if you're
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 8: looking to bring in revenue and we're spoiled in central Florida.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 8: Because you'll have a great event going on in Lake Mary.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 8: You'll have an event going on in Oviedo. You'll have
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 8: something going on in Winter Garden. So there's a lot
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 8: of choices for people to go to get their entertainment,
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 8: and you're constantly competing against those other cities.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: And my favorite part about her side of the argument,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: and this is just an assumption, but I'm pretty sure
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 4: I'm correct here, is that– Running a city must be
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 4: like throwing a wedding because as soon as the photographer
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: finds out that it's a wedding, double the price, right?
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: So that same event that the private sector throws that
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: would be the same level of their Oktoberfest, I would
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: probably assume that it would be way cheaper doing it
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: in the private sector versus the city because vendors finding
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: out that it's the city or is it the opposite?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 8: No, it's not the opposite, Ross, but something that we
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 8: heard a lot with Alligator Alcatraz, right?
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: The bid process. So every city has to get three bids.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 8: You can't just take that first bid and assume you're
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 8: getting the best price because you are spending taxpayer dollars.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 8: You have to go through the bid process to make
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 8: sure you're getting the best deal possible. And like Chris,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 8: my husband, he'll negotiate the hell out of a cost
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 8: to get the cost down because he recognizes. You go
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 8: into a store and say you're looking for a wedding dress.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 8: You're going to be paying a lot more than if
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 8: you just come in looking for a dress.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: And I just would think that's like the same thing
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: when running a city. And like putting myself even in
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: that scenario, if the city of Tallahassee asked me to
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: do a gig versus the comedy club in Tallahassee that
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 4: asked me to do a show, I'm kind of expecting
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 4: two different budgets.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's also saying if you read– It kind of
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: feels like she's also saying that the city would also
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: be able to spread some of that revenue around to
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: promote other areas of the city that aren't specifically alcohol-related.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying?
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: In other words, you're bringing a giant event to a
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: certain part of the town, but the only people really
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: benefiting from that are the restaurants and people who sell alcohol.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: So what she's saying, I think kind of, and what
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: it kind of leads to you to believe is she
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: would like Oviedo to spend money to promote events that
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: also support other businesses that not necessarily use alcohol as
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: their main revenue driver. Now, I don't know what that is.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know where that is. They do a big
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 3: event in the Oviedo parking lot. That's like a, a
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: taste of Oviedo type thing, which is a bunch of
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: vendors come together. And it's almost like a vendor market
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: kind of thing, but it feels like a vendor market thing.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: It's in the middle of a parking lot, and it's
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: hot as balls. It doesn't have the same vibe as
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: an event where it's themed or something like that.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: That's why I say just trust your Parks and Recs people.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: That's why you hire them.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 4: If your city is known for this baller event, and
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: then you gut it, that can hurt an entire city's
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 4: identity and culture.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: That's a slippery slope. Godspeed. Happy I don't have that job.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: All right, 407-916-1041. Text us at 77031.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: Man, I've got to tell you, I saw a story. Actually,
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: yesterday the story broke, and to me it's fascinating, and
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: it is a misdiagnosis.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: We'll talk about that next.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 10: Good afternoon.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 25: The Jim Colbert Show, Prince of the Island. Jimmy, a
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 25: couple of things that you guys are really hit out
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 25: of the park. Was the green egg, which I have
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 25: the extra large one. Wasis Meat Market, which is my
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 25: favorite store now. The Longwood Butcher Store also. I will
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 25: go there whenever you mention it on Thursdays. And the
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 25: Amish Turkey, which I have it for the last 12 years.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: It's the greatest. And, of course, your rubs. I don't know. Oh,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: thank you, buddy. Appreciate that.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 23: Did you guys ever go to Duff's Smorgasbord when you
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 23: were kids?
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 2: No. I did, actually.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 4: Not when I was a kid, but when I first
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 4: came down here in the 80s, my stepdad, his brother,
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: so my uncle, I guess, they lived by this place.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: It was Duff's, and it was a... Like a buffet, right?
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they loved it. Yeah, man, buffets are great. We
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: talked about this before. I mean, I think the buffet
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: should make a comeback.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, man, that Rosen Buffet during the holidays
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: is just out of bounds.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: It's out of bounds. Yeah, well, Duff's wasn't quite that level. Right, exactly.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: It was more of a strip mall buffet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: But it was over there in Melbourne. The closest thing
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: we had to that wasn't even really a buffet. It
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: would have been like Holiday House. I think Holiday House
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: for that.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: I still love that place. You know, carved turkey, carved ham,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: carved roast beef. Best mashed taters. Mashed potatoes. Buttered carrots.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 3: But you didn't get to get your own serving. They
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: would do the serving for you and then hand you...
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: Hand you the plate for the money.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: Started with a P.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 4: Wasn't there like a Ponderosa buffet?
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: Ponderosa was a steakhouse first, but a lot of those
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 3: steakhouses like Quincy's turned into like a buffet.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: Because I remember candied beets when I was a kid.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, dude.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: That was a big buffet ripper. Golden Corral's like a
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: buffet now. Golden Corral, you get your steak, and then
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: you go up there and just rip that buffet. I
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: got to tell you, dude, not bad.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: Go to the bathroom, call the cops.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: I'm Jim, there's Deb, Jack, and Ross. Your 5 o'clock
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 3: keyword is bank, B-A-N-K. So I'm sure you've seen the story, right?
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: The misdiagnosis story that's making the rounds everywhere? I did
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 3: see this flash across the feed. So how crazy is this?
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: Am I the only one that... Who we're talking about
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: is Christina Applegate. You'll remember her from a number of shows. Primarily,
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: she made her name as Kelly Bundy in Married with Children.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: And that kind of launched her into a gigantic career, movies,
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: television shows.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: Anchorman. Anchorman. She's been a.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: Household name for 35, 40 years. And about five years ago,
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 3: I remember she started having some health issues. And, of course,
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: now she's in a wheelchair. She made an appearance, I guess,
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: about maybe eight or nine months ago using a cane
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: and said that she had been diagnosed with MS. And
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: it was riddling her body with pain. And it was
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: a mess. And you could see her appearances changed and everything.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: And then she announces yesterday that she's misdiagnosed with MS.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: How does that happen? How do you get misdiagnosed with
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: something that has so many told markers? And then what's
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: wrong with her then?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: I heard Ray Trenley talking about this case earlier today,
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 4: and he said that there are so many different things.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 4: He said it's not uncommon for them now.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: For them to have trouble diagnosing MS. Really? Yeah.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: For some reason, I thought it was one of the
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 3: easier to diagnose because the symptoms are all relatively the same.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: And we know friends. We have friends with MS.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 14: And that's her issue right now.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 8: She said they've misdiagnosed her, but she said, I still
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 8: have all the markers of someone diagnosed. who has MS
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 8: and now I'm back to square one and I don't
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 8: understand what's wrong with me.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 3: She goes, you don't get misdiagnosed and all of a
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: sudden you're better. But I mean, how do you make
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 3: a miss? I just, I guess I don't understand how
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: something like that can be misdiagnosed because again, it just
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 3: seems like it's so kind of obvious because of the
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 3: markers and symptoms.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: Maybe she's got, I mean, she has to have something else, right? Yeah,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: but they don't even know what it is.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: From what I read today, they didn't really offer any
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 3: other suggestions of what it could be. She's like, I'm
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 3: back at square one.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, I'm in pain.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 4: I'm dealing with all this stuff, and I have no
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 4: idea what's causing it. I would be so pissed.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: It says the tools that can include a patient's medical history,
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: neurological exams, MRI imaging, blood test, and cerebrospinal fluid analysis
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: is how they use or all the tools they use
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 3: to diagnose MS. It says the doctors have to rule
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: out other possibility before even diagnosing with MS. So I
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: guess before they even tell the person, hey, you have MS,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 3: that there are myriad tests they go through to make
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: sure that that's the final diagnosis because I guess maybe
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: that's just destroyed. You think about somebody telling you that.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: If you have.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: Multiple sclerosis and you know where it goes, I mean,
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: we have evidence of how it progresses.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: I would not. Yeah, I would not do well. No,
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: I would be like freaking out.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 4: And then you double freak out because there's a pump
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 4: fake freak out.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 3: It says here that MS diagnosis is a recognized problem
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: in clinical practice. According to a review published in Neurology,
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: it says MS remains a diagnosis of exclusions. Meaning there's
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: no single test that definitely establishes the diagnosis. I guess
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: what they try to do is just by process of elimination. Yeah,
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 3: just go through like, well, it's not that. It's not that.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 3: It's not that.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: It must be this.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: So you play a game of Clue to get to
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 4: the game of diagnosis?
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 14: Sounds like she'd have a better time just asking WebMD.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Magic 8-Ball.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: And then on top of that, you know, she's kind
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 3: of ingratiated herself to this movement.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 2: You know? my God. This is so awkward.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: Now she's like, you know, she's part of MS movement.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: She's like spokesperson for some of these places. And now,
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: you know, she doesn't have it.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: And, you know, what do you do?
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: She's like, OK, well, I don't have it. So you
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 4: guys wish you the best. It's like Scott's tots. Well,
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, she's still there. Since she has all the markers,
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: I think there is a connection there where I think
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 4: she can still be an advocate for them and, you know,
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 4: a voice only attracting more attention to it now and
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: also the problems of diagnosing it.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 8: And the other thing, though, that I thought about when
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 8: I heard this story is all the medication she's been taking.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, what is that? Right. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. She
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: said nothing magical happened when the doctor said that, of course.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: But how disappointing.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: But then and it was 2021 when all this stuff
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: started with her. And it's a shame because she's supposed
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: to be a really good person. Everything I've heard about
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: her from people who are in that business a little
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 3: bit said that she's a really sweet person, really genuine person.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 2: If only bad people could get sick, that would be great.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: But what sucks is, you know, you get somebody in
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: a business that turns out monsters. She maintains herself through
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: all this popularity. And, you know, through being exploited and
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: all this other stuff as a teenager. And, you know,
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: now you wind up dealing with this.
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  Speaker 4: You know what also sucks, Jack, is when bad people
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 4: get sick, they are right before they're sentencing.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 4: How did this even work out like that? This is
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 4: so ungodly unfair.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 3: All right, 407-916-1041, text 77031. And the other story is
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: this story about them bringing Apu back to the Simpsons.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: Which I find kind of wild because I've never understood. Okay,
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 3: so help me out here. Maybe you guys. You guys
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 3: are way smarter than I am.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: Explain to me why. I guess Hank Azaria said no.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: He was going to stop doing the voice of Apu
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: because it's a cultural appropriation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he does the Indian voice.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 4: He's not an Indian, and you can replace him with
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 4: an Indian actor, and he didn't want to take that job.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yeah.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 3: So now they have an Indian actor that's doing the
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 3: voice of Apu, and they're bringing him back. I mean,
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: does that make it any different to you guys? I mean,
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  Speaker 3: not for me personally.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't for me either.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 3: I don't understand that. But I'm not of that culture. Yeah,
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: but actors are actors. That's what I'm saying is you're acting.
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  Speaker 3: For me, I would look at the studio and go,
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: they're just trying to save money. They got a guy
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  Speaker 3: that can do the voice. It's pretty close. It's a
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: comedy show. It's not trying to, you know, it's just
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  Speaker 3: a voice for a character that happens to be Indian.
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  Speaker 22: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And the thing is, like with. They do multiple voices. Yeah. Right.
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  Speaker 4: So it's like, okay, so he doesn't do six. Now
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 4: he only does five and they got to hire someone
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 4: to do the six. I mean, they got the money.
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  Speaker 4: They got the changes. The coin is right.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Right. No question.
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  Speaker 3: I just find it a little odd that they went out.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, they took this character off of the show
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: because of that. I mean, the character's been with the
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 3: show since the onset, has he not?
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 4: Well, I think they took the character off the show
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 4: because of that blowback and times ebb and flow. I
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 4: think the number one reason why I think it was
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 4: okay back then and not okay or not. To me,
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 4: I have no dog in this hunt. It would still
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 4: be okay. I am indifferent before. I am indifferent after.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 4: I really like the Simpsons and that's the end of
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 4: my feelings about it but I think like imagine you
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 4: know do Hank Azaria is there a parasocial aspect to
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: fame in the early mid 90s like there is now
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 4: yeah I guess where I'm going this is that like
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 4: You could hide behind a character, I think, far easier,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 4: but now with the internet, everyone can find out who's
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 4: doing what. So now casting isn't just, hey, can you
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 4: do this character? It's also, hey, can you stand the
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 4: heat in the kitchen?
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  Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me even fight my own argument here.
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  Speaker 3: As you're talking, I'm thinking, what if the character was
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: black and Hank Azaria did a black guy's voice or
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 3: voiced the character of a black guy Um, and, and
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 3: what would happen then?
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: It's only good if it's Robert Downey Jr.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's the only one allowed to do it.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 3: You can see where, yeah, obviously that would get sideways,
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: but I don't even think that has anything to do
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: with the voice being done.
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  Speaker 8: Well, it's kind of like the, uh, what was the movie? The,
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 8: the movie with the deaf family.
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  Speaker 2: Coda.
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  Speaker 10: Coda.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 4: God, Jesus, why'd you bring that up? Dude, that movie
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 4: makes me just... One of the best ever.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 8: But it also was one of the issues, was making
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 8: sure that they hired actually, and I believe Marlee Matlin was.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: A consultant? Pivotal.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 8: She was one of the actresses in it, so I
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 8: think she was pivotal in making sure that it's deaf
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 8: people that were hired for this and not hearing actors
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 8: pretending to be deaf.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think I can make an easy argument for
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 3: that because here's the thing. People who are deaf have
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 3: certain mannerisms. that they use that, you know, because they
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 3: can't hear. I think that works. I mean, I can
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: completely understand that. What are you laughing at?
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 4: I'm laughing because you got me thinking when you're like, well,
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 4: what if the Simpsons character was black?
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, well, there's plenty of black
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: characters also in the Simpsons. I remember Carl. Yeah.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 4: You know, he's like Lenny's friend and one of Simpsons
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 4: friends who always gets a beer.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: At the bar. Looked up the voice of Carl. Who
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 2: plays him? Hank Azaria. Oh, really?
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And all of a sudden you started thinking like, well,
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 4: there wasn't any stink for that, was there?
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 2: Well, he got recast. Oh, did you really?
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 4: The same exact thing that happened with Apu without.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: Any of the... Fanfare?
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 4: Clicks, likes, and shares also happened to the character Carl. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: I did not know that.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 4: That's why I started laughing going, man, dude, Hank Azaria.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: Use one more character, dude, you get a free smoothie.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: He's busy. He's doing his Springsteen tribute band. Is he really?
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that. That's what he does. He sings?
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah. Is it any good? I've heard half of
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: a song.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 9: And?
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: It's all right. Yeah. Yeah, it's good for a tribute band. God,
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that. That's wild.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, the only other actors I know are in
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 3: bands like Keanu Reeves plays- bass in a band called
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 3: Dog Star. Jared Leto, of course, was in a band
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 3: before he was an actor or whatever.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 4: But I feel you, and this is probably making this
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 4: very topic of like, it's acting, it's characters, and it
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 4: is something that I've learned to make peace with never
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 4: not knowing. I've never had that situation where I'm like, well,
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 4: the character's white.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: Does it matter?
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 3: Does the show matter? Simpsons is a show that deals
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 3: in comedy and parody, but South Park does this too, right?
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: I think the numbers matter.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but South Park, they do Asian voices on South Park,
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: and it's just Trey and Matt. They're doing most of
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 3: the voices, and they're doing Asian guys, black guys, whatever.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: They don't they don't really. Is it because it's because
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 3: you come to expect that from that show that it
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: pushes the edge? Therefore, you don't get that upset about it.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 3: And The Simpsons is supposed to be more palatable.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 2: Is that what it is?
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 4: And I know what I'm thinking about is that, like,
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 4: they did have remember Chef?
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: Right. Yeah. I mean, that was Isaac Hayes, though, who passed.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: But now it's coming back and it's his son. Oh,
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: is it? Is going to be doing the voice for him. Oh,
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Yeah, they're bringing Chef back.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 4: And then off of that, I'm sure Trey and Matt
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 4: did plenty of black character voices.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 4: I do know that there was at least one black
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 4: actor doing a black character on South Park.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: And they do the Asian voices, and the Asian voices
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: are specifically meant to be comedic. You know, when you
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: watch Team America and stuff, they're doing all those voices.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 3: And when they're doing, when they punk Kim Jong-un or whatever,
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 3: and they're doing those voices or any Asian voices, I mean,
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 3: it is meant to be stereotypically kind of, you know.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: Jack does that. Yeah, yeah. Once a month. That's bi-weekly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: All right, there you go.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I really have thought about all of the quote-unquote,
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 4: what are the rules? And there's a reason why I
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 4: start off a lot of segments by going, there's no rules.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 3: And I think you think that we went through a
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: wave of that, like the woke wave thing, I think
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 3: kind of swept through and people got caught up in that.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: And that's what happened because, I mean, they're bringing it back.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: They're doing it. So, I mean, it's not because of
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 3: the character. It's not because of the voice. They're bringing
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 3: that back.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 4: Well, it wasn't because of the, like I said, I've
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 4: made peace with going. I will never know what it
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 4: would be like to be an Indian seven-year-old with Apu
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 4: being a cornerstone of 1995 television and having everyone at
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 4: school saying, thank you.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: Come again.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 4: I have no idea what that's like. All I can
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 4: do is take that experience and that word and try
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 4: my best to understand and empathize, but I know I'll
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 4: never have that experience. And by the way, Blazing Saddles,
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 4: we were talking about Blazing Saddles yesterday, also tackled this.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 4: If you'll remember, remember when the Native Americans came up
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: on the stagecoach with the black people on the stagecoach
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 4: as they were kind of coming across the country in
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 4: Blazing Saddles, remember?
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: Who were the Indians? It was Mel Brooks.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 3: It was a bunch of white dudes with red skin
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 3: makeup type thing.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 2: And in Hollywood for years, that's what it was.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 3: They would not hire Native Americans, all Native Americans, most
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: of the Native Americans, except for the ones that were
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 3: like leads with movies that were based in Native American culture.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: It would be like Geronimo or any of the Cowboys.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 3: But they were all white guys just with makeup on.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 4: And then like the old uh f troop yeah dude
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 4: but and like uh and i just think that the
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 4: real world is caught up to understand the fake worlds
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 4: like if you do that now people will go he's
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 4: not indian yeah when i don't think anybody really cared
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 4: because no one's thinking about the business of entertainment wow
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 4: no native americans are getting cast in anything yeah yeah
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 4: and now there's even a tool called the internet that
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 4: can make communication amongst all of those groups of people
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 4: now talk right right maybe make a movement maybe make
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 4: a facebook page in a newsletter even small people went
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 4: through this right Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I mean.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: Dude, I still... Yeah.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 4: I know my thoughts about when they CG'd the dwarves.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, and Snow White. Instead of hiring him? Or Willy Wonka, too.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: The new one, right? They were CGI'd?
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 10: I've got.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 2: Because one guy was all of them. I've got.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 14: But he was one of the original ones.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, was he?
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: It was... But yeah, Oompa Loompa with... In the last
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: one with Hugh Laurie... Yeah. Not Hugh Laurie. Hugh Grant. Yeah.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: And that was also like a... That was a weird.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 4: choice of like that traditionally is someone that's a job
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 4: an entire career or an entire legacy for an actor but.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 3: I met um you know i met one of the
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 3: uh in the movie have you seen the movie wizard
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: of oz yes the guy who reads the.
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  Speaker 2: Declaration okay I promise you.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: I do. Right. That whole thing.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: We met that guy. He used to live here in Florida.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He came on our show with the monsters when we
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 3: first started years ago. His name is he's got an
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: odd name and he was the sweetest guy. And the
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 3: reason why he wasn't an Oompa Loompa and he was
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 3: the leader of the small people, he was too tall
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 3: because he was like four one. And that was way
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 3: too tall to do the gig. All right, 407-916-2041.
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  Speaker 2: Load them up. Trivia's next. Let's give some stuff away.
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  Speaker 10: What up, Jesus? When I was a kid, back in
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 10: the 80s, we used to go to Duff's. There was
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 10: one on the corner of Conway and Curry Ford, where
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 10: the public shopping center is now. The cool thing about it,
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 10: it was a rotating buffet. So, like, rotate around, go
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 10: into the back, they can refill it, come back out.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 10: So you literally just had to stand there and wait
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  Speaker 10: for the food to show up in front of you.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't have to walk down the buffet. As a kid,
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  Speaker 2: that was pretty damn cool.
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  Speaker 14: Sounds cool.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to wait 15 minutes for the
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 4: macaroni salad, okay?
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  Speaker 1: I don't either.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to jack on this one. Welcome back to
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  Speaker 2: the Jim Korver Show. Real Radio 104.1. I am Jim.
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  Speaker 2: There's Deb. Hello. And Ross.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Jack has a Jackie sack. What's in there?
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  Speaker 16: All aboard.
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  Speaker 18: Chugga-chugga.
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  Speaker 4: Choo-choo.
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  Speaker 2: Clickety-clack, clickety-clack. Three prizes. Winner gets to pick one. What
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 2: will it be?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe a pair of tickets to SeaWorld's Howl-O-Scream. I hear
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 4: great things about it. It's 13 new fears, four haunted houses,
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 4: four scare zones. They got shows, bars, and more. Select
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  Speaker 2: Also in the Jackie's Act, the Stray Cats.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 3: Yup, they're crying censories coming to the Hard Rock Live.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 3: That's November 23rd. Hardrocklive.com for more details on that. The
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  Speaker 3: Stray Cats coming to town.
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  Speaker 4: And finally in the Jackie's Act, John Oliver.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 2: You know him from last week tonight, also on The
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 2: Daily Show.
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  Speaker 4: Does his stand-up. He's bringing it to the Walt Disney
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  Speaker 4: Theater at the Dr. Phillips Center December 30th. So on
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 4: New Year's Eve Eve, you could go laugh with John Oliver.
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  Speaker 4: Tickets available at drphillipscenter.org. Those are the prizes in the
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  Speaker 4: Jackie set. I got a very fun fact about John
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  Speaker 4: Oliver very fast. The last time he was here, I
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  Speaker 4: believe he was at the Hard Rock like eight years ago.
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  Speaker 4: He did not sell out that room. It was before
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  Speaker 4: last week tonight. One of his people found out the
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 4: Orlando comedy scene and told every Orlando comedian, hey, I've
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 4: got free tickets if you want to see him. And
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 4: that was from John Oliver's people reaching out to the grimy, hungry,
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  Speaker 4: rat-riddled comedy.
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  Speaker 2: Scene here in Central Florida. And a lot of us
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 2: went out and saw them perform. It was really cool.
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  Speaker 2: That is cool. Only comedian I've ever seen do that.
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  Speaker 14: So back to you, clickety-clack.
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  Speaker 2: All right, one, two, three, four, or five.
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  Speaker 8: Let's go two.
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  Speaker 2: Two sounds good. That is Angela. Angela, how are you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm great, thanks. Would you like to play a little
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  Speaker 2: game with us? Absolutely. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 9: Game!
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  Speaker 2: All right, Angela, this is a real easy game. I've
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  Speaker 2: got a question here for you. Four answers.
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  Speaker 3: One of these answers is not true, Angela.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 9: What?
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 3: But if you find it, I'll send you over to
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 3: see Jack. It's going to be uncomfortable for a minute,
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 3: and then he'll give you something nice.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 2: How you doing? All right, Angela, here we go. On
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 2: this day in 1824, Joseph Aspiden patents cement. In Yorkshire, England.
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  Speaker 4: That's right. Here are three fun facts about cement and
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 4: concrete in one rock-hard lie.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 2: How you doing?
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 4: All right, we're talking about cement and concrete, Angela. Which
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 4: one of these isn't true?
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 3: Number one, on average, you'll get about three more miles
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 3: per gallon while driving on concrete roads. Number two, concrete
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 3: doesn't harden by drying. It hardens by hydration, a process
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 3: of inner crystals growing and interlocking together. Number three, humans
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 3: use more concrete than steel, wood, plastics, and aluminum combined.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 3: Only water is used more by people. Or lastly, during
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 3: its lifetime, concrete will absorb as much CO2 as created
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 3: during its manufacturing. Which of those is a lie?
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 6: Oh, boy.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 8: Number four.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 3: No, that's absolutely true, which is one of the most
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 3: amazing stats. During its lifetime, concrete will absorb more CO2
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 3: than it created while it's manufactured.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 2: That is cool. That's kind of cool, right? It is.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 2: I think so as well.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Never knew that. That's fantastic. Yeah, absolutely. All right. Three, four,
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: or five? We're going five. Five sounds good. That is
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 2: our friend Donna. Donna, how are you? I'm good. Thank you, Jim.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 18: Good.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 3: We're talking about concrete and cement. Which one of these
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 3: isn't true on average? You'll get about three more miles
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 3: per gallon while driving on concrete roads. Number two, concrete
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 3: doesn't harden by drying. It hardens by hydration, which is
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 3: a process of intercrystals growing and interlocking. Or lastly, humans
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 3: use more concrete than steel, wood, plastics, and aluminum combined.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: I'm going to try for one. That's the one. You're
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: a winner.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 1: Yay!
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: Actually, it's the opposite.
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 3: You will actually lose miles per gallon driving on a
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 3: concrete road because it's more porous and actually creates more
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 3: friction on your tires than asphalt, which is considerably more smooth.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 2: Does that have to do with water on the roads
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 2: as well?
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 3: It's just the fact that when they pour concrete roads,
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 3: it's porous, and it has those lines in it. It's
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 3: a rougher surface. It slows you down, whereas asphalt is
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 3: a nice, real smooth surface, and your car just glides
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 3: right across it.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 2: Surface area.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, concrete does not hard by drying, which is a
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 3: wild thing. It hardens by hydration, which is a process
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 3: that when internally, those inner crystals start growing together and interlocking,
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 3: and that's what creates the strength, and that's what dries it.
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 3: It's 90% dry after the first week or month, but
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 3: then it never stops curing after that.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 15: Really?
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 2: It's kind of crazy.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 4: Humans use more concrete than steel, wood, plastics, and aluminum combined.
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 2: We're number one.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 3: The only other resource that humans use or consume more
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 3: is water.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 2: Crazy.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 3: A couple other things about concrete before we get to
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 3: the top of the hour. I'm expecting to be corrected
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 3: at any moment now by Concrete Mike. It's in the name.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 14: I believe he's leaving a talk back as we speak.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 2: Cement and concrete are different things.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 3: Cement is the powder, right? Concrete is the finished product.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 3: So it would be like 10 or 15% cement, some sand,
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 3: and then some aggregate, whether it be pebbles or gravel
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 3: or whatever. So concrete is the finished product. Cement is
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 3: the dry product that is kind of like the glue.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 3: They say cement is the flour. Concrete is the cake.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 14: I never knew that.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 3: Rumor has it the concrete pourers throw coins, baseballs, or
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 3: personal trinkets into big commercial pourers for good luck. Well,
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 3: that's pretty cool. Inventor Thomas Edison was obsessed with concrete.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 3: At his death, he held 47 patents dealing with concrete.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 3: The concrete would take over, and everything would be made
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 3: from concrete.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 9: Chairs.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 14: It's not too far off from that.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 3: Chairs, desks, your bed, houses, everything concrete. Because it lasts forever.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 17: Right, yeah.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 3: And it's super efficient. And it's cheap.
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 2: And you don't get termites. Right, right, right.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 3: The first concrete road in America was built in 1891
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 3: in Bellefontaine, Ohio, and it's still in use.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 15: Oh.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 2: So just give you an idea of.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 3: How versatile it is. And then lastly here, you can
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 3: have your concrete scented to mask the smell of the
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 3: chemicals while it cures.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: Now that is bougie.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 3: So when you pour, say you're pouring a driveway or
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 3: pouring something in your house, you can have it scented
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 3: like bubble gum. So that you don't smell the curing
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 3: of the concrete. Instead, you smell like a beautiful vape pen.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 2: Nice. Yeah, very good. You smell like a back row
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 2: of a movie theater.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 3: It's like when you walk past a group of teenagers,
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden you're taken away with bright cherry
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 3: and bubble gum.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fun fact.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 4: If you ever buy movie tickets online and you notice, like, wow,
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 4: all the tickets on the side are being taken. Those
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 4: people are vaping.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 2: And they are blowing it into the seats.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't know that for any odd reason. Today's Raw Stocks.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 4: Today's Raw Thoughts, Jim. In fact, I'm happy to tell
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 4: you we've got a new bit on our hands.
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, do we really?
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 10: Yep.
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 2: They say a photo's worth a thousand words, right? Yes,
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 2: they do. Well, what about a moment? What about a morning?
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, this could be the first and last
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 4: time we will ever do a bit I like to.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: Call the real you. Okay.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 10: Oh, no.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 2: We're going to find out you, Jim. the real you. Oh, okay.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 2: That's okay.
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 3: Who you are off this radio show. You're just focusing
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 3: on me, nobody else.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 2: You're the host.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 4: I'm afraid to ask the other two. Okay. And you
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 4: think you're safe with me. More so, yeah.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 2: Buddy, he's only 17 months away from kicking your ass.
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 9: This one?
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You don't remember that? Oh, God, the memory went first. Okay,
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 2: 14 months. It's weird. Memory bad. Fist twice as hard.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 4: We'll talk more about that real you after the break.
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 2: That's next.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 1: The Jim Colbert Show returns now on Real Radio 104.1.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I remember hearing something to the effect that even
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 9: as far back as the Roman Empire, some of the
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 9: bridges and aqueducts and forts and things that they built
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 9: are actually still cured to this day, 2,000 years later.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 9: Fun fact of the day.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 2: It was about concrete.
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 14: I had a feeling it was going to be about
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 14: something hard. Okay, sorry, but the joke's right there.
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, you can't help it.
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 14: You can't help it.
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 10: Right, Ross?
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  Speaker 18: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 4: Your six o'clock keyword is win, W-I-N. You can't help it, W-I-N.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 4: Win's the word. Go over to Real Radio, that of him,
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 4: and send that away. Win is your six o'clock keyword.
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 4: All right, welcome back.
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 2: I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello. And Ross has his thoughts.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah!
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 2: It's weird.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 4: Burr!
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 1: It's funny. Sometimes.
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 2: It's Ross. Spelled like sauce. It's Ross Thoughts.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 4: Today's Ross Thoughts is brought to you by what makes
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• 2:00:23
  Speaker 2: A day off. That carrier is a machine, my man. Also,
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 2: fun fact, I.
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 2: I just had like a roof inspection come over. This
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 2: inspector comes over.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 4: He looks inside my attic and goes, yeah, I've never
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 4: seen anything like this before. And it reminded me of
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 4: every AC company that came over and said, yeah, we
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 4: can't do what you're asking. There was one AC company
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 4: that said, yeah, no problem. We'll just do this, that,
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 4: that gadget to that gadget. And thank you very much, Mr.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 2: Padgett. And that was Mills Air.
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 4: Literally the only AC company that took my job as
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 4: a project and they smoked it.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 2: You can be like me, millsair.com.
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 4: Now, Jim, I want to debut this whole new bit because,
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 4: you know, like I said, a photo is worth a
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 4: thousand words. Well, what about a moment? A moment must
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 4: be filled with a quarter million of words.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 2: I would agree with that. I mean, depending on the moment,
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 2: of course.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, how many times have you watched like the
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 4: same Instagram reel before?
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 2: That's thousands, half a million words. Yeah, sure.
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 4: But what about specific, you know, Eras of the day.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 4: Chapters of the day.
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 4: How many words would be in a morning? How many
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 4: words would be in my morning? And that is why
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 4: we are here. Come on to my office. That's a
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 4: nice leather couch. It's not therapy and it's not one
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 4: of those websites.
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 2: Smells weird in here. It's just because of me and
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 2: poor hygiene.
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 4: I would like to know the real you in the morning.
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 4: And it's all about the details, right?
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 2: What's the saying? The devil's in the details? Yeah, that's it. Right, right.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 2: I think the devil is in your morning's details. Okay.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 4: That is what sets you up for the rest of
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 4: the day. How we see you and how you do
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 4: the show is after digesting a morning every single time.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 10: Yep.
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 4: So I want to know more about your chapter one.
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 4: So are you ready? You ready to go on this
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 4: adventure with me? So all I have to do is
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 4: answer your questions.
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 2: All you have to do. And if you two also,
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 2: these are easy questions. Okay. They're not aggressive, but they
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 2: are oddly specific.
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 4: And I think that if all goes to plan, the
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 4: devil's in the details. You wake up, Jim. First question.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 4: Do you yawn first thing in the morning?
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 1: Hmm. No.
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think I do, no. Okay. All right.
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 2: See where we're going? Nice, easy one.
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 4: How did Deb know if you yawn first thing in
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 4: the morning? I think she's just answering for herself. No,
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 4: I think she watches.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 2: She's waiting for your weakness. She's watching.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 14: Only in one window.
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 2: Alarm and no alarm. Are you an alarm guy? No alarm.
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 2: No alarm. Never need one. So you go window. I'm sorry?
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 6: Window?
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 2: Window sunlight? That's how you wake up? I just wake up, buddy,
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 2: between 5.30 and 6 o'clock every morning. So you just
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 2: stop buffering, wake up? I just wake up.
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 4: Boom. I just roll over, and it's always the same time.
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 4: For how long of your life? Were you born in
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 4: a lab?
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 2: 20 years? No, you were getting up earlier for the monsters.
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 2: How about when the monsters, did you have an alarm then? No.
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 2: For the morning show, really? Never did, buddy.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 3: I just woke up. I've been waking up at 5
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 3: o'clock every day of my life for 30 years. Was
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 3: your dad a gateway computer? You know what I bet
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 3: it is? My mom always said, once you have children,
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 3: you never sleep the same.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 2: It's wild.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 8: You never sleep as deeply because you always keep an
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 8: ear up for your kids.
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 3: I had a tea time for an early round of
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 3: golf with my son this morning and did not set
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 3: an alarm. You stand up out of the bed. Like
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 3: a vampire. I wake up and it's always between 5
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 3: and 5.30.
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 2: Okay. Every morning. Today was 5.05.
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 4: Right foot out of bed or left foot out of bed?
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 4: Are you left side of the bed or right side
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 4: of the bed? Where are you looking at the bed
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 4: from the end of the bed?
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 3: Then I'm the right side of the bed, and it's
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 3: my left foot that hits the ground first every morning.
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 1: Boom.
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 3: Are you going to the sink or the toilet? I
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 3: go to both of those. I use a mouthpiece to sleep.
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 16: With a snore guard.
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 2: You shouldn't use those at the same time. Okay, stop.
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 2: I use a snore guard.
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 4: I go in, and I clean that up, and then
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 4: I go to the bathroom, and I have a pair
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 4: of shorts and a shirt that I wear every day
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 4: for the.
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 2: Week, and I put that on. Okay. Now, those are
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 2: like your day pajamas?
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 3: Just like I have a pair of shorts and a
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 3: T-shirt that I wear every day around the house that week.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 3: I'll wear them until Friday, and then when I take
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 3: them off Friday and take a shower to come to work,
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 3: I'll put them in the dirty clothes.
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it's called comfy clothes.
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 2: You use the bathroom before you brush your teeth?
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 2: Look at that.
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 7: No.
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 2: See, my research now is telling me... Oh, really? Okay. Yeah,
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 2: I brush my teeth and then use the bathroom. Unless
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 2: it's really bad, then I use the bathroom and then
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 2: brush my teeth.
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 4: Do you ever walk by a toilet and then just
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 4: the visual image of a toilet makes you want to
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 4: go to the bathroom?
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, putting water in my drink here at the station
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 3: makes me want to go to the bathroom.
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 2: Herring water run. It's not fair. It's not fair. What
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 2: do you mean?
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 3: I'm right there with you. Just a sign of running water.
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I can't sneeze now. If you see me
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 3: after the show, every day we do the same thing,
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 3: do we not? When we leave here, I go into
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 3: the kitchen, I fill my... My Yeti up with fresh.
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 2: Ice and water. And while he's doing that? Every single
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 2: time I do it, it makes me want to pee. Okay.
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 8: But I pee for you. So while you're getting your water,
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 8: I shake the dew off a little.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 2: Deb does a lot for me. You guys are so cute.
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 2: She does a lot for me. You guys are cute.
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 2: You guys are synced up. Yeah, synced up. Not quite
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 4: No, literally just like that. You open up your deodorant.
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 4: There is an armpit hair. Do you take it off
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 4: or do you bring that bad boy back to his house?
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 4: I take it right back home.
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 2: I do not pick.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 3: It's my hair. It's going right back. I don't even
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 3: look at my deodorant. I pull it off, and I'm done.
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 14: Dude, if I saw an armpit hair, I'm sure it's
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 14: going to be problems.
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 4: So that follicle is going on a hero's journey. That
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 4: follicle is on a hero's journey. Could not agree more.
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 2: Let's move on. Let's move on. When do you put
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 2: on your socks? Are you putting on socks?
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 4: On after pants before shirt are you after shirt before pants.
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 3: Okay so i don't put socks on the morning but
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 3: when i take a shower when i come to work
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 3: no this is a weird thing you asked this i
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 3: almost always put my socks on before i put anything
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 3: else on okay so your underwear in the morning you
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 3: can i'll have my underwear on and then my socks oh.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 4: God the visual oh it's something else dude this is
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 4: how sasquatch sightings happen that's a weird way to tell
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 4: me you're horny.
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 2: It's a weird thing to think makes someone horny. So
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 2: you take your socks off.
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 4: No, you do socks before your pants because otherwise you've
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 4: got to pull up your pants and.
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 2: Get your socks off.
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly it. So you're going underwear straight to sock. Yeah,
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 4: it's underwear to sock, pants, belt, shirt. shoes every morning,
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 4: same thing. All right.
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 3: In the same place every morning. And that's after you
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 3: brush your teeth. That's after I brush my teeth.
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 4: When you brush your teeth, is your toothbrush vertical on
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 4: the counter or is it off to the side?
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 3: I use a Sonicare, so it sits straight up and
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 3: down like a monument right there in front of my sink.
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 2: Like an obelisk. Yeah, like an obelisk.
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 2: That was the word I was looking for.
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 4: When it comes to coffee, do you stand and stare
• 2:07:30
  Speaker 4: at your Keurig or do you walk around front scratching?
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 2: I stand and stare at it.
• 2:07:35
  Speaker 3: It's the first thing I do in the morning outside
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 3: of leaving my bed is make a cup of coffee.
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 2: I walk straight to the kitchen. I get my coffee cup.
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 2: I rinse it out.
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 3: I put in half and half, a little bit of
• 2:07:44
  Speaker 3: raw sugar, and then my coffee and I go in.
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't call it brown sugar anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 2: Even Mick Jagger says. That's right. They gave that one up.
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 2: So are you close? After I said that, I should
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 2: have said, you know what I mean? If you know
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 2: what I mean. Are you clothed during the coffee brew? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 3: Once I put my, so you got to remember, the
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 3: pants thing, that doesn't come in until I get ready
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 3: to come to work. When I get up in the morning,
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 3: I go in there and I have my shorts and
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 3: my t-shirt are in a certain place every morning. And
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 3: that way, on the way to the bathroom, I grab
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 3: those and I change into that in the bathroom. And
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 3: is it– You got to remember, I'm kind of trying
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 3: to not wake my wife up.
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 4: And is it wrong for me to also think that this, like,
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 4: walk around the house shirt is like a 1994 Tasmanian devil, like,
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 4: sleeveless basketball shirt?
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 3: It's all the shirts I have that have either oil
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 3: or paint or– I call them work shirts and work shorts.
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 2: It's like– I always look like I just left a
• 2:08:37
  Speaker 2: construction site. Old and one and big dog shirts. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 2: With the big black and white dog shirt. All right,
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 2: all right, all right.
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 4: So when you leave your bathroom, where are your car
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 4: keys throughout the night?
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 2: I have a.
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 3: Bowl in the kitchen that I come in every night
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 3: and I take off my watch, my money clip, and
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 3: my keys, and I put them in this little bowl
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 3: that's by the coffee maker in the kitchen.
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 2: All right, little plot twist. Where are my car keys
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 2: throughout the night? On your side table. Previous days pants. Oh,
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 2: are they really? I keep my keys dry age moving on.
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 4: What is the sign of the end of your morning?
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 2: The sign of the sign of the end of my morning. Yeah.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 4: Cause the end of my morning is 11 59 AM.
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 4: I think yours would be like 10.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Mine is around like 10, 10 30. And it's
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 2: when I finished trivia.
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 2: The last thing I do before I leave to come
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 2: to work is I write trivia.
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 2: Last question. When you look in the mirror, do you
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 2: look in the mirror daily? I look in the mirror daily, yes.
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 2: What is the one thing you're actually looking at when
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 2: you look in the mirror? This dark spot on my forehead.
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 2: For me, eyebrows. Is it really? Yeah. I look at
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 2: my eyebrows, too. Yeah, because these things can get pretty
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 2: George Bush-y. No, we can fix that. It's this thing
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 2: right here that I look at more than anything.
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 1: Westmore.
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 3: This doo-doo spot I got on my... I've never noticed
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 3: that until you pointed it out. You're such a liar.
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 14: You need to go to Westmore.
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 2: What is Westmore?
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 14: Westmore Beauty.
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 8: They have, it's literally like the secret that all of
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 8: the actresses and actors use to make your skin look
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 8: all one even tone.
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 2: Let me moonwalk this package into a beauty joint. Yeah, sure.
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 2: It's online.
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 8: And besides, I already gave you some of my Cindy
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 8: Crawford face stuff and you haven't used that.
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, I use it every day.
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, do you really?
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 17: I do.
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 3: I use that face cream. Well, not every time I shave,
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 3: which is usually three times a week. I use face
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 3: cream now.
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 2: I thought it looked like baby butt cheeks. I'm moisturizing.
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 4: I think Jim's still going to get kicked out of
• 2:10:29
  Speaker 4: that online store.
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 4: And that right there is the real Jim Mourning. Every
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 4: single morning, same exact thing. The devil's in the details.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 4: I think the next chapter we might even talk about
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 4: Jim's brunch.
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 3: And usually when I get through pulling topics, I'll pull
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 3: topics and I'll make myself a parfait, which is like
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 3: yogurt with.
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 3: Some berries and some granola and some honey. And then
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 3: that's what I'll eat while I'm writing trivia. And here's
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 3: a fun question.
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 2: You guys are such dicks. I didn't say that. It
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter. I hate you.
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 4: But there's a fun question, though, is to ask, like,
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 4: when you guys, and I'll ask Jack and Deb, I'll
• 2:11:11
  Speaker 4: bring you guys down on this one question. When you
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 4: look in the mirror, right, I think everyone looks at
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 4: the daily process of, like, all right, update, how we doing?
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 4: You know, like, what is the one thing that you're
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 4: looking at first thing in the mirror?
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 2: In the mirror? Yeah, yeah. If I have something in
• 2:11:28
  Speaker 2: my teeth? You go teeth? Like, first thing in the morning?
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 2: First thing in the morning. It's usually the hair, what
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 2: it's doing, because you're bedhead. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry.
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 3: And Jack's hair doesn't do well without product. And Jack's
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 3: hair doesn't fly away without product.
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 4: It's the product that makes it go crazy. Sometimes I'll
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 4: just look at myself in the mirror and be like,
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 4: why are there so many black dots?
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 3: By the way, does my morning represent anybody else's morning?
• 2:11:50
  Speaker 2: Is it close? Some similarities. The huge difference is the
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 2: no-clothes sock choice.
• 2:11:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't like that one, huh? That's what I
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 4: actually look in the mirror the most.
• 2:12:00
  Speaker 2: Do you have ring cameras in your house?
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 1: No.
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 4: I have to go underwear, shirt, then socks, but I
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 4: have to put the shirt on so then I can
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 4: put the product in my hair.
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 2: Understand something else you don't have to worry about. Right,
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 2: I do not. No, no, no.
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 4: Dude, it took me years to find out that I
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 4: need to put on deodorant after my shirt.
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 2: Because I kept thinking, like, what? You put it on
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 2: your deodorant after your shirt? Yes. No, you put it
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 2: on before. No, no, no, no. He's right.
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 4: If you use antiperspirant, you put it on beforehand, because
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 4: if not, you'll get streaks on your shirt. You get
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 4: these weird, like, why does it look like I'm going
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 4: 60 miles an hour on my shirt?
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 2: Why is four inches of me zebra? Don't say your
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 2: raw thoughts. That is the real you.
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 1: I'm out.
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 2: Peace. Thank you, males. All right, back in a sec.
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 26: Oh, mahalo nui loa for the shout-out earlier. Oh, I
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 26: got to come in hot about the buffet at Quincy's.
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 26: Before I moved to Hawaii, we used to mow that place, Jimmy,
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 26: like you use your tractor to mow your backyard.
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 2: We did damage.
• 2:12:58
  Speaker 26: Best chicken wings I've ever had. Kind of had that
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 26: extra special crisp to them. Kind of like a Korean barbecue,
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 26: I guess.
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 2: Agreed, dude.
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 26: Oh, man, we used to crush wings at Quincy's.
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 2: Aloha. Sauce daddy.
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 1: We absolutely loved the show Friday night.
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 2: Jewel!
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 25: I really appreciate the kick-ass t-shirt that you gave me.
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, it was no longer mine before we even left
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 1: the building. True.
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 2: Sold it.
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 1: Love you, Peggy.
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 2: They say, love you, peg me? Peggy, Peggy. Oh, okay.
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 2: Way different. Your 6 o'clock keyword is win. W-I-N.
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 4: Go to realradio.com and send that away for your chance
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 4: at $ 1, 000.
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 2: Win is the word. God, we need a winner, man. Yeah,
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 2: we do. It's already Wednesday. We haven't had a winner yet.
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 2: Jack's checking now. We've had one. I know, dude.
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 2: Not this week, though.
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 2: I am Jim. Deb, Jack, and Ross are here as well.
• 2:13:58
  Speaker 2: By the way, he's right, though.
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 3: The Quincy's wings were great right up until I got
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 3: food poisoning from them.
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Then they weren't great. But he's right.
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 4: You can go in there and pay for the buffet
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 4: and go in there and eat like 20 wings.
• 2:14:10
  Speaker 3: And they were delicious. They were big, beefy wings, real crispy.
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 3: They put it like a light coating on flour or something.
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 3: They were really good.
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 2: Are there any buffets out? No, the Golden Corral up
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 2: there shut down. The one that's up there in Altamont
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 2: shut down. I don't know.
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 3: Buffets, it's always Asian food. It's like Chinese buffets are
• 2:14:29
  Speaker 3: the only buffets I know now.
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 2:14:32
  Speaker 2: There's a guy.
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 9: Cost?
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 2: The cost is the issue? Yeah, I don't know, man.
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 4: There's a guy that I follow for a couple, like.
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 4: Couple months now where he just goes out to find
• 2:14:42
  Speaker 4: the worst Chinese buffet and he keeps going until he
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 4: gets sick.
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, is that what it is? That is a stupid
• 2:14:50
  Speaker 3: thing to do. You've never had food poisoning and you're
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 3: out there trying to get it. Let me tell you,
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 3: that is a fish you wish you would have thrown back.
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 3: That is, man, that Quincy's, I'm telling you, that's exactly
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 3: where I got the worst food poisoning I've ever had
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 3: in my life. I got from a chicken wing at
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 3: Quincy's and I'm telling you, I thought I was going
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 3: to die. I had it for like three, four days.
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 2: It was awful.
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 4: I think the worst I've ever felt still was that
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 4: off the brick 1.0 COVID.
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 2: And that was before like anything. And that, that I thought.
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 4: Was like, all right, man, if I die watching the office,
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 4: it's been a fun time.
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 3: Did I get sick earlier this year? Was it last year?
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 3: Because I remember I was out for like a week.
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 3: I think it was this year, was it not?
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 9: Sure.
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 2: I thought it was last year. It may have been
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 2: last year. It's October. This is a question you ask
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 2: in like March.
• 2:15:41
  Speaker 14: I can't believe it's the end of October.
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 2: That was one of the worst. That's like one of
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 2: the worst six I've been. I haven't been that sick
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 2: in a while. I don't get sick very often.
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 3: Usually when I run myself kind of ragged and don't
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 3: let my body kind of recoup, that's when it gets
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 3: gnarly for me. My wife does the same thing. What
• 2:15:56
  Speaker 3: is your morning routine like? He asked me, and I'll
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 3: ask you, what is yours like? And by the way,
• 2:16:02
  Speaker 3: I don't sleep nude. Someone asked me if I slept nude.
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 2: I do not. I do. I know.
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 1: How?
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 2: We've talked about it. It's not weird.
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 2: It's not. He remembered it.
• 2:16:11
  Speaker 4: Jack, what the hell? I saved it and then you
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 4: ruined it. Chris and I have a chat going.
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, I bet you do.
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 14: No, first thing I'll do is, you know, wake up.
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 8: You know, the first look in the mirror is to
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 8: make sure I'm not going to frighten my husband as
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 8: I walk out.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 14: I want to make sure.
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 2: Right, right. Presentable. Presentable, exactly.
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 4: I'm more curious, though, is because everyone has that one thing,
• 2:16:34
  Speaker 4: the first thing that they look at in the mirror to.
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 2: Be like– all right, it's not that bad today.
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 3: When you check yourself in the mirror, what do you check?
• 2:16:41
  Speaker 8: Well, first thing when I wake up is hair, obviously,
• 2:16:44
  Speaker 8: but then also if there's any makeup, you know, I
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 8: don't want to walk out there with.
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 2: You know, baggy eyes. Well, you know, eyeliner, that's, you know,
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 2: Seat down.
• 2:16:52
  Speaker 4: I always hate when I don't sleep and I look
• 2:16:55
  Speaker 4: in the mirror and I'm like, oh, yeah, I didn't sleep.
• 2:16:59
  Speaker 2: And you can tell. It looks like I just woke
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 2: up out of a trash can. Do you have daily
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 2: wearing clothes like I do? I do. Is it jammies
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 2: or is it like a pair of shorts and a T-shirt?
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 8: It's shorts and a tank top during the summertime. And
• 2:17:10
  Speaker 8: then I'll have like comfy, you know, relaxing pants with pockets.
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 2: Got to have the pockets. How many people here do
• 2:17:17
  Speaker 2: you think wear house shoes? I should. Yeah, I should
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 2: as well, but I do not. I've had them.
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 3: I'm going to ask for them for Christmas because I'm
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 3: telling you, every time I get a pair of house
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 3: shoes for Christmas, I wear them out like crazy.
• 2:17:29
  Speaker 2: I love them. You have house shoes, Jack?
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 7: No.
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 2: What is that, slippers? Yeah, yeah, like slippers.
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 8: Well, it's like in Asian cultures where you're not supposed
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 8: to walk around the house with the shoes you wear
• 2:17:38
  Speaker 8: outside because think of everything you step in outside.
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 2: Tori hates it.
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 10: Really?
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she hates me coming in the house with shoes on.
• 2:17:45
  Speaker 3: She would much rather have everybody just leave their shoes outside.
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I take my shoes off. when I get home.
• 2:17:50
  Speaker 2: I'm barefoot. Barefoot.
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 8: So first thing I'll do, so after I'll grab a
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 8: cup of coffee, go out and have a quick meeting
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 8: with the Marlboro man while we talk about.
• 2:17:59
  Speaker 14: Instagram, see what's going on on the gram.
• 2:18:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There's nothing better. That's like a 10 out of
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 2: 10 morning.
• 2:18:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 4: Ripping a cig, rocking caffeine, and then a little scroll.
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 2: Dude, that's the trifecta of fun. Exactly.
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 8: And then before I show prep, I have to pick
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 8: up the house. So for me, the house has to
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 8: be clean.
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 2: So you go around and do the house stuff?
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 8: Okay, very good. Once all of the rooms are done,
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 8: then I sit down. Well, show prepping really for us, right, guys?
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 8: It's throughout the night. It's throughout the morning. The first
• 2:18:34
  Speaker 8: thing you do is you check your phone to see
• 2:18:36
  Speaker 8: what notifications you've received.
• 2:18:37
  Speaker 2: Right, anything. Yeah.
• 2:18:39
  Speaker 14: So that's pretty much it in a nutshell.
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 2: Jack, what's it like for you? You sleep nude?
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 15: You don't?
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 4: Boxer brief, pee, coffee, basketball shorts, T-shirt, cotton shirt, pee, coffee,
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 4: then I start working.
• 2:18:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's two P's in there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 2: It happens to men of a certain age, Ross.
• 2:18:57
  Speaker 14: You're going to realize that someday.
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 3: So you're usually working by like 6, 37 o'clock?
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 4: That's about then, yes. Do you do Wordle before you
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 4: do everything else? No, Wordle I do on the can.
• 2:19:08
  Speaker 2: You do?
• 2:19:08
  Speaker 4: You know when you get that text from me. That's
• 2:19:10
  Speaker 4: coming from the esser. That's coming from the bathroom. Yeah, yeah,
• 2:19:13
  Speaker 4: that's a really bad.
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 2: Thing to know. And he's sitting because he's using his hands. Yeah, yeah,
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 2: I hate that. Oh, man. I hate knowing that. I
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 2: don't like that at all. It was five guesses today.
• 2:19:23
  Speaker 2: I was not too happy with it. Did you have
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 2: rings when you stood up? And then it was like,
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 2: I got things to do.
• 2:19:28
  Speaker 10: Come on.
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of this word. I use all
• 2:19:30
  Speaker 2: those letters, though. I hate that, too. I'll get it.
• 2:19:33
  Speaker 2: I'll get mixed. I'll drive me crazy.
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 4: Dude, that critical thought time might give you some hammies.
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 2: You can't just be stupid. You got to hit.
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 10: Me in there?
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 4: I spend way too much. I used to bring in
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 4: reading material. Then when smartphones happened, it's like, oh, this
• 2:19:48
  Speaker 4: is a thing.
• 2:19:49
  Speaker 3: I got to tell you, I don't know if women
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 3: are like this. That's a good question for you. Do
• 2:19:55
  Speaker 3: you look as forward as we do to going into
• 2:19:58
  Speaker 3: the bathroom and carrying your phone, knowing that you're going
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 3: in there for a good five or ten minute respite
• 2:20:04
  Speaker 3: from your day?
• 2:20:05
  Speaker 14: For me, no, because I don't bring the phone in
• 2:20:07
  Speaker 14: with me.
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 1: You don't.
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 2: That's right. That's right. I go in.
• 2:20:09
  Speaker 14: I do my business.
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 2: I get out.
• 2:20:11
  Speaker 14: And then, yeah.
• 2:20:13
  Speaker 4: You said that like you don't bring the phone in
• 2:20:15
  Speaker 4: because you don't trust it at that time. Well, I don't.
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 2: Which is fine. I'm just curious. She doesn't want stuff
• 2:20:22
  Speaker 2: landing on it. It's the dirtiest surface.
• 2:20:24
  Speaker 8: Literally, it's worse than your toilet seat is your is
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 8: your smart phone.
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why I poop on my phone. I'm going
• 2:20:30
  Speaker 2: to keep it clean.
• 2:20:31
  Speaker 4: So you don't bring your phone into the bathroom to
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 4: not dirty the bathroom.
• 2:20:35
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Exactly. Now that's thoughtful. Because your phone is dirtier
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 2: than the bathroom.
• 2:20:40
  Speaker 8: And listen, after Mark Zuckerberg seeing the tape on his
• 2:20:44
  Speaker 8: computer's camera, man, I'll cover my phone with a towel
• 2:20:47
  Speaker 8: when I'm in the shower.
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 3: I know people who put their– I know– I shouldn't
• 2:20:50
  Speaker 3: say I know people. I know one person, and they
• 2:20:54
  Speaker 3: will put their phone in a sandwich bag.
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll put their phone in the sandwich bag. Because
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 3: of how dirty it is? Well, because they just don't
• 2:21:04
  Speaker 3: like all that. They're freaked out by the germ thing.
• 2:21:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 2:21:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're germies. What's their Valium milligram like? Yeah, that's right.
• 2:21:12
  Speaker 2: There's no telling a story about this person, trust me,
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you. Wild out there.
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 3: And then, Jack, when you prepare for work, do you
• 2:21:22
  Speaker 3: lay your clothes out beforehand? Do you socks first, jeans first?
• 2:21:26
  Speaker 2: What do you do?
• 2:21:26
  Speaker 4: So I'll grab right before my shower, I'll go grab
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 4: what I need, and then it's underwear, shirt, then I'll
• 2:21:35
  Speaker 4: finish clothes.
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 2: Brushing my teeth.
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 4: So you porky pig it for about the first 10 minutes?
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 2: About 10 minutes or so, then it's socks and then pants.
• 2:21:43
  Speaker 3: The funny thing is, I think the porky pig look
• 2:21:45
  Speaker 3: is way worse than just underwear and socks for some reason.
• 2:21:48
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I know it's not.
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 3: I know how illogical that is. Because I see myself
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 3: in the mirror and it's ridiculous.
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 4: It's wild that you guys are going sock before pants
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 4: to me.
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 2: Is it really?
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 8: So you're porky pigging it in your underwear with your
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 8: t-shirt and your socks.
• 2:22:01
  Speaker 2: Then I'll go socks, then pants. Socks right before pants.
• 2:22:05
  Speaker 4: Because otherwise you put pants on first and you got
• 2:22:07
  Speaker 4: to scrunch up your legs, the pants on your legs
• 2:22:10
  Speaker 4: to get your sock.
• 2:22:10
  Speaker 2: All the way up.
• 2:22:11
  Speaker 3: That's dependent on the sock for sure. I only wear
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 3: crew socks occasionally. Mostly I wear like little ankle golf socks.
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 3: Those are just so much easier.
• 2:22:18
  Speaker 8: It's like when you put your bra on, you got
• 2:22:20
  Speaker 8: to make sure that you bend over and you shake
• 2:22:22
  Speaker 8: them out.
• 2:22:24
  Speaker 14: My grandma taught me that.
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 8: You do. You want your headlights pointing in the same direction.
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 2:22:32
  Speaker 2: Women think about that? What do you mean, think about that?
• 2:22:35
  Speaker 2: I would just stuff them in there and get on
• 2:22:36
  Speaker 2: the road. No, you stuff them in there and then
• 2:22:38
  Speaker 2: you've got to work them around. Really? You bend over
• 2:22:41
  Speaker 2: and you give them a little shimmy. Then you stand
• 2:22:44
  Speaker 2: up and you make sure your soldiers are in line. Wow,
• 2:22:47
  Speaker 2: I had no idea that much thought went into that.
• 2:22:50
  Speaker 2: I really didn't. Oh, absolutely. I don't want to adjust
• 2:22:51
  Speaker 2: my package to make sure it's pointing the right way.
• 2:22:55
  Speaker 8: Nobody wants a photo of them looking like Kristi Noem's husband.
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 8: That's the most embarrassing thing about that picture was the
• 2:23:03
  Speaker 8: fact that he was going in all kinds of directions.
• 2:23:06
  Speaker 8: You put them the same way, people look at them differently.
• 2:23:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't package adjust. We don't do any of that. Yeah,
• 2:23:10
  Speaker 2: you do.
• 2:23:11
  Speaker 14: You just wait until you're in public.
• 2:23:13
  Speaker 2: Well, I do a little bit. I'm doing it right now, actually.
• 2:23:15
  Speaker 2: Don't look over your head. We don't.
• 2:23:17
  Speaker 4: I feel like Professor Xavier, because I could do it with, like,
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 4: no hands. I could just do it with my mind.
• 2:23:22
  Speaker 4: You can move your junk with your mind?
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 2: I really think I can. Well, I mean, I can
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 2: move it one way. I can move it one way
• 2:23:27
  Speaker 2: with my mind. I think it's like... I got one
• 2:23:31
  Speaker 2: direction with my mind, it goes. Oh, no, I think
• 2:23:33
  Speaker 2: you could get two. If you work hard enough, you
• 2:23:34
  Speaker 2: get both. Exactly, exactly. Naked grandma, naked grandma. If anybody
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 2: needs to know where North is, I always like.
• 2:23:42
  Speaker 4: You know, like trying to align your body parts, right?
• 2:23:45
  Speaker 17: Right.
• 2:23:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying this is the most.
• 2:23:46
  Speaker 4: OCD thing about me, but it's up there, is that
• 2:23:50
  Speaker 4: if I'm sitting down on the toilet, I would like
• 2:23:54
  Speaker 4: everything 6 to 12. I like everything 6 to 12.
• 2:23:58
  Speaker 4: I don't know what you mean by that. So if
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 4: my thing is off to the left, I'll be like,
• 2:24:03
  Speaker 4: get out of there.
• 2:24:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? You want it pointing straight between the boys?
• 2:24:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Don't you want it hanging down? Why would you
• 2:24:10
  Speaker 2: want that resting on your thigh? I like the fact
• 2:24:14
  Speaker 2: that you think it can. Let's talk more about that, Debra.
• 2:24:19
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 2:24:20
  Speaker 4: That was the nicest thing anybody's ever said on this program.
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 2: You're right, Debra. Let's talk more about it resting on
• 2:24:24
  Speaker 2: the thigh.
• 2:24:26
  Speaker 4: So much weight on my thigh.
• 2:24:28
  Speaker 2: Dude, I hate it. Oh, my God, Debra. If I
• 2:24:31
  Speaker 2: have said it one time, I've said it a hundred times.
• 2:24:34
  Speaker 2: This thigh can only take so much.
• 2:24:37
  Speaker 8: Well, Ross just talked about flicking his off his thigh.
• 2:24:41
  Speaker 4: I didn't say off the thigh.
• 2:24:43
  Speaker 3: He's a thigh flickler. That sounded terrible.
• 2:24:47
  Speaker 2: That was almost dump worthy.
• 2:24:50
  Speaker 4: Are you a thigh flicker? I'm not taking it off
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 4: the thigh. I've never gotten to enjoy that rush. I've
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 4: never been able to love myself that much. Like a
• 2:25:01
  Speaker 4: weird dog leash? No, I don't have that.
• 2:25:04
  Speaker 3: I trace it when it's on there sometimes getting a
• 2:25:07
  Speaker 3: tattoo are you so we can go back to the
• 2:25:08
  Speaker 3: same like gravity will do its thing and sometimes you
• 2:25:11
  Speaker 3: know it's kind of like our election system we'll lean
• 2:25:14
  Speaker 3: a little left we'll lean a little right you know
• 2:25:17
  Speaker 3: the pendulum swings and i kind of like it when
• 2:25:20
  Speaker 3: this thing you know perose i don't know i'm just
• 2:25:24
  Speaker 3: trying to someone jack are you a jump.
• 2:25:26
  Speaker 2: Directional person does it matter to you well Well, it's
• 2:25:30
  Speaker 2: always the same. So I have to say, yeah, I
• 2:25:32
  Speaker 2: always adjust it. Do you also have thigh problems? I
• 2:25:34
  Speaker 2: was going to say, do you flick it off your thigh, too?
• 2:25:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll bump it to the side, but I don't
• 2:25:40
  Speaker 4: think how you're explaining it.
• 2:25:41
  Speaker 2: I don't have that type. No, what are you talking about?
• 2:25:43
  Speaker 2: Jack broke his kneecap.
• 2:25:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 2: Throw it over my shoulder.
• 2:25:46
  Speaker 8: I was going to say, when it's a problem is
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 8: when you throw it over your knee and it hits
• 2:25:49
  Speaker 8: the toilet seat on the other side.
• 2:25:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, every day. I never heard of shimmying your nips
• 2:25:54
  Speaker 2: into your bra, though. That's a new one. That's cool. No,
• 2:25:56
  Speaker 2: you got to.
• 2:25:57
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 2:25:57
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 2:25:58
  Speaker 8: You'd be amazed the things your older female family members
• 2:26:01
  Speaker 8: will teach you.
• 2:26:02
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
• 2:26:03
  Speaker 2: I don't want to learn that. Okay.
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 14: I don't want to learn it. I won't tell you
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 14: what she said.
• 2:26:11
  Speaker 2: Who said what? My grandmother. What's she saying?
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 14: Can't tell you.
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 2: You don't want to know. I do want to know.
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 2: I want to know now.
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 4: It's written in blood on a scroll. Is it scribed
• 2:26:22
  Speaker 4: on my thigh?
• 2:26:24
  Speaker 10: Yes, it is.
• 2:26:25
  Speaker 2: Is it really?
• 2:26:25
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 2:26:27
  Speaker 2: What do we got coming up for you? I heard
• 2:26:29
  Speaker 2: it here first.
• 2:26:29
  Speaker 8: We're going to talk about an update on Pope Leo
• 2:26:33
  Speaker 8: following his lung cancer surgery. Another central Florida county confirms
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 8: a locally acquired case of dengue fever, and this one
• 2:26:41
  Speaker 8: is really close to home for some of us.
• 2:26:43
  Speaker 13: Mm-hmm.
• 2:26:44
  Speaker 8: And Airbnb, you guys love Airbnb, right?
• 2:26:47
  Speaker 25: Sure.
• 2:26:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, so easy to stay there, so cheap, so convenient.
• 2:26:50
  Speaker 14: Well, they're introducing new rules for hosts.
• 2:26:53
  Speaker 2: Are they really?
• 2:26:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and I think these are rules you might like.
• 2:26:56
  Speaker 8: We'll talk about that next during You Heard It Here first.
• 2:26:58
  Speaker 16: You got it.
• 2:26:58
  Speaker 2: Let's take a little break. We'll come back in a sec,
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 2: get Deb's news, and get the hell out of here
• 2:27:00
  Speaker 2: on a Wednesday.
• 2:27:03
  Speaker 5: Hey, don't forget, David Carradine was Chinese in the TV
• 2:27:12
  Speaker 5: series Kung Fu.
• 2:27:15
  Speaker 2: Yep, he was.
• 2:27:17
  Speaker 1: Soul man here.
• 2:27:18
  Speaker 2: Hey, Jim, did you say those wings were big, beefy wings? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:27:23
  Speaker 2: If they were big, beefy wings, I hate to tell you,
• 2:27:26
  Speaker 2: they weren't chicken wings. Got your ass.
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 4: What up, JCS crew?
• 2:27:30
  Speaker 10: You know, I got to be honest, I was not
• 2:27:33
  Speaker 10: excited about hot dogs for dinner tonight until this last segment.
• 2:27:38
  Speaker 10: Me eating my hot dog off my thigh.
• 2:27:40
  Speaker 9: Okay, easy.
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 2: That does not sound fun. Oh, it's killing me. Deb,
• 2:27:58
  Speaker 2: you're killing me.
• 2:27:58
  Speaker 16: Sorry.
• 2:27:59
  Speaker 2: I can hear you shimmying and I can't watch it
• 2:28:00
  Speaker 2: because I'm driving and I can't do it on the tube.
• 2:28:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go back and watch it. Love you.
• 2:28:10
  Speaker 15: I look for eye goop, something in my teeth, eyebrows disheveled.
• 2:28:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:28:17
  Speaker 2: And that's it.
• 2:28:17
  Speaker 11: But I'm 76.
• 2:28:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Love you guys. Love you, too. That
• 2:28:31
  Speaker 2: is I, Dickie Doo. There's no way to explain this.
• 2:28:34
  Speaker 2: There's no way to explain what we do for a living.
• 2:28:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it's radio.
• 2:28:39
  Speaker 3: All right, you got about like eight minutes for the
• 2:28:42
  Speaker 3: word win, W-I-N. Go to realradio.fm and send it off
• 2:28:45
  Speaker 3: for your chance in a thousand bucks.
• 2:28:48
  Speaker 2: We didn't light the candle or flip the pancake. No,
• 2:28:51
  Speaker 2: we did. We did yesterday. Yeah, no pancakes today. Yeah,
• 2:28:55
  Speaker 2: no pancakes.
• 2:28:57
  Speaker 10: Welcome back.
• 2:28:57
  Speaker 2: I'm Jim. Deb, Jack, and Ross are here as well.
• 2:28:59
  Speaker 3: Coming up tomorrow on the program, Chloe G will join
• 2:29:02
  Speaker 3: us to find out what's happening in Orlando this weekend.
• 2:29:04
  Speaker 3: Of course, we'll talk to Glenn Klausman with Colbert Court.
• 2:29:07
  Speaker 3: We also have an interview.
• 2:29:08
  Speaker 2: Coming up tomorrow, Jack. We do? Yeah. You set this
• 2:29:12
  Speaker 2: up for me.
• 2:29:13
  Speaker 4: I did?
• 2:29:13
  Speaker 2: And you did. Adam Brown. Adam Brown. is calling in
• 2:29:17
  Speaker 2: tomorrow from Enchanted Nights. Yeah, this is very cool. Which
• 2:29:21
  Speaker 2: is a free community renaissance festival that's coming to downtown
• 2:29:24
  Speaker 2: Sanford on October 24th called Wizards and Lizards. Absolutely. This
• 2:29:29
  Speaker 2: is going to be a lot of fun.
• 2:29:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:29:30
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to talk to him. I wasn't going
• 2:29:32
  Speaker 3: to say until the name, and I was like, no,
• 2:29:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know about this. He goes, it's called Wizards
• 2:29:36
  Speaker 3: and Lizards.
• 2:29:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like, we're in. Book him twice.
• 2:29:40
  Speaker 4: And Casey will be here as well tomorrow. And a
• 2:29:42
  Speaker 4: special Ross Thoughts at 5. It's going to be a
• 2:29:44
  Speaker 4: crazy day tomorrow.
• 2:29:45
  Speaker 2: Is he bringing any lizards? No, I don't know that
• 2:29:48
  Speaker 2: he is. I don't know if he's coming in. No,
• 2:29:50
  Speaker 2: he's coming in. It may be a wizard. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 2:29:53
  Speaker 2: I'd be down with that.
• 2:29:54
  Speaker 4: With Enchanted Nights, you guys remember when I did stand
• 2:29:57
  Speaker 4: up at a renaissance festival?
• 2:29:59
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 2:30:00
  Speaker 2: This is that. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:30:01
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 2:30:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:30:02
  Speaker 18: Wow.
• 2:30:03
  Speaker 2: I was telling jokes for my peeps, people who drink mead. Yeah, right.
• 2:30:08
  Speaker 2: And smell like that. Honey wine. All right, Dev, let's
• 2:30:12
  Speaker 2: do You Heard It Here first.
• 2:30:15
  Speaker 1: It's time for You Heard It Here First on the
• 2:30:18
  Speaker 1: Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:30:19
  Speaker 8: Well, no further treatment is needed for Pope Leo following
• 2:30:23
  Speaker 8: his surgery for lung cancer. That's according to a Vatican
• 2:30:26
  Speaker 8: statement released today. The Pontiff's doctors say the results localize
• 2:30:30
  Speaker 8: the disease and that, quote, no further treatment is necessary.
• 2:30:33
  Speaker 2: That's great news.
• 2:30:35
  Speaker 8: Pope Leo was first diagnosed with lung cancer last week
• 2:30:38
  Speaker 8: after a nodule was discovered in his lung leading to surgery.
• 2:30:43
  Speaker 17: All right.
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 8: A human case of locally acquired dengue has been confirmed
• 2:30:48
  Speaker 8: in Seminole County.
• 2:30:49
  Speaker 2: I saw that today.
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 10: What?
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 8: According to the Florida Department of Health, now state officials
• 2:30:53
  Speaker 8: issued a health advisory today and said the department is
• 2:30:56
  Speaker 8: now coordinating with Seminole County Mosquito Control on surveillance and
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 8: preventive efforts. So look for those low flying helicopters as
• 2:31:03
  Speaker 8: Possibly they start doing mosquito spraying there. Officials didn't say
• 2:31:08
  Speaker 8: where within the county the case was confirmed. I was
• 2:31:11
  Speaker 8: hoping to be able to tell Jack something like that. Like,
• 2:31:13
  Speaker 8: don't worry, it's not Winter Springs.
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Does it really fly? Yeah, it
• 2:31:17
  Speaker 2: doesn't really matter. That's still close enough for me. I know,
• 2:31:20
  Speaker 2: I know. I had another mosquito in the house today.
• 2:31:22
  Speaker 14: Did you really?
• 2:31:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I swear to God, I looked at it like
• 2:31:25
  Speaker 3: a naked dude with a bloody hatchet.
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  Speaker 2: I don't blame you. I went at him like crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I chased that mosquito across my kitchen to kill it.
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  Speaker 2: Mosquito asked me if I was going to finish my
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  Speaker 2: breakfast this morning.
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  Speaker 8: Florida is seeing its largest dengue outbreak in years. In fact,
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  Speaker 8: it's the biggest outbreak in the country. symptoms, just in
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  Speaker 8: case you do get bit and you're wondering, they typically
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  Speaker 8: appear 3 to 14 days after you've been bitten by
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  Speaker 8: an infected mosquito. And then the dengue fever, also known
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  Speaker 8: as breakbone fever, can last 4 to 7 days.
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  Speaker 14: And that's according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control
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  Speaker 14: and Prevention.
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  Speaker 2: No thanks.
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  Speaker 8: Anyone got a trip coming up and considering maybe renting
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  Speaker 8: an Airbnb?
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  Speaker 2: Well, good news.
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  Speaker 8: Airbnb is easing. the cleaning rules for guests. Under the
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  Speaker 8: new policy, hosts cannot require guests to wash and put
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  Speaker 8: away dishes, strip beds, start a load of laundry, take
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  Speaker 8: garbage off-site, And avoid using a listed amenity.
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  Speaker 3: All things that Airbnbs will ask you to do without
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  Speaker 3: any problem whatsoever.
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  Speaker 2: This has to be a loss of bookings. There's no question.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind doing it if I didn't have to
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  Speaker 2: pay the cleaning fee. Exactly. If I'm going to save,
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  Speaker 2: then hell yeah, I'm doing that.
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  Speaker 8: So, however, hosts can still ask guests to place used
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  Speaker 8: dishes in the sink, gather used towels, and sort trash
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  Speaker 8: and recycling into designated indoor bins. The policy applies to
• 2:32:46
  Speaker 8: reservations booked on or after November 20th. And you heard
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  Speaker 8: it here first on the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Deb. Who do we have to thank today?
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  Speaker 14: We want to thank that mortgage guy, Don.
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  Speaker 8: Yay! Thank you, Don, for saucing up our Wednesdays. Also
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 8: want to thank Kenny, Asadoa, and Sora from the Pet Alliance.
• 2:33:08
  Speaker 8: Orlando Sentinel columnist Scott Maxwell, just in case you missed
• 2:33:11
  Speaker 8: Animal House or Scott's call with us today. Both of
• 2:33:14
  Speaker 8: their podcasts have already been posted at the Jim Colbert
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  Speaker 8: Show website. And then last but never least, Candice Rich
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  Speaker 8: and Alicia Boulware for running our YouTube chat.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, guys.
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  Speaker 4: Appreciate that as we do every single day. Jack, question
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  Speaker 4: of the day. Yeah, in our YouTube chat, we posed
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  Speaker 4: the question, do you use your phone in the bathroom?
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  Speaker 2: 81% say yes. That's what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 1: 73%.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Not bad. We got some liars. Ross, stand up.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, all weekend, starting tomorrow, Friday, Saturday, I will be
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  Speaker 4: opening up for Jeff R.
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  Speaker 2: Curry at the Orlando Funny Bone.
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  Speaker 4: And also Tuesday, I will be at Aroma Gastro Bar,
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  Speaker 4: also slinging jokes.
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  Speaker 2: Very nice. I think it's orlandofunnybone.com. Oh, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: It's all sold out. It's sold out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. All right, well. I couldn't say no to these gigs.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still pumped.
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  Speaker 10: That's fine.
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  Speaker 2: No worries whatsoever. Let's get out of here. What are
• 2:34:05
  Speaker 2: you saying?
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  Speaker 3: Big show coming up tomorrow. Thanks for tuning in today.
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  Speaker 3: We appreciate that. Four more opportunities for you to win $ 1, 000.
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  Speaker 3: On behalf of Deb, Jack, and Ross, I'm Jim. We
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 18: Lord have mercy.
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