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#470 We Don't CHEAT ON OUR WIVES the Same with Richard Villa and Rock Samson · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Now joining me is my toxic as co host. What's going on next?
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  G feeling very American? We got the you're illegal food? Why I'm
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  watching the election? I feel did you hear what he said? Hey,
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  job. I'm co hosting for We don't Smoke the same forever. Guys,
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  you know you might not want them. You know, I'm hoping. I'm
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  hoping you know that you know you get like ten more other podcasts, you
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  know, like a podcast, but also next to him, it's our token
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  white man in the house who we are for five ninety nine. On the
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  Patreon, you can help feed him. Make sure you guys give it up
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  for Rock Sampson. What's going on? Give me some food, dog,
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  I'm hungry, all right. I just started eating again. All right,
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  I know, taking blocks of cheese. Very depressing post. No, no,
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  that cheat the buttercake buttercase cheese is fucking bomb. That's just how good
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  it is, man, Because I was chopping it up, putting on a
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  little crap. Remember I send you that picture and I was like, this
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  is depressing. But we got to talk to Rock. He was holding up
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  a picture of the block of cheese. He's like, just me and my
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  cheese. No, that's not what I wrote. I wrote like a funny
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  quote, like I already think it's dangerous to like eat and drive. This
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  will be like dipping and driving. Yeah, yeah, man, like white
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  people. White people should like you. Look, man, I'm living reckless
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  all right. It's hot rock summer. I'm gonna fucking dip and drive.
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  But look, look at no offense. But every white guy you see with
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  a shirt like that or just a tore up to the shirt. They don't
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  give a fuck, bro't giving ship? Look at that. See what I
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  say? He gives a ship about saus oil staks straight up. He hasn't
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  washed his car since I since that last detail that we gave him, and
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  he used that shirt to do it. Yeah. By the way, that
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  boye that you're hearing, let's give it up for our guests. The very
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  funny Richard v I everyone, thank you, thank you, my god.
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  You guys know how to tweet the guy dude, we know locked in blunt
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  join the gentleman. You smoked through that one on another one, bro,
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  we keep good hell yeah, man, you didn't have a bocks in on
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  the right here. Yeah, it's good. But I smoke all the time,
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  man, You know a lot of it's crazy, man. A lot
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  of comics are like closet smokers, bro, or like a lot of them
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  don't smoke like you know, like you know who used to smoke a lot
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  before that? I used to take I used to take Can we eat a
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  lot before? You know? Like you you know you were you know now
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  you're not allowed to go backstage. Just Filippe. He smokes a lot,
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  but it's just like, I don't know, Like I feel like he kind
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  of started sweeping that under the rug. Like the more obviously it happens,
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  the more famous you get. I would imagine contracts and ship like that.
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  But yeah, it used to be a crazy uh. He used to be
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  blazing it all the time. Now I don't really see that food blazing it.
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  Yeah, I'm pretty sure maybe he's working on a deal. I mean,
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  there's stipulations with other comedians where if you work for Disney, you can
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  have you associate with this person. I mean, do you blame him?
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  Look what did he did? Bro? No, that's true. I think
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  they're just too busy to smoke all day every day like us. I mean,
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  na, dude, okay, you you everyone thinks Rogan, Eddie Bravo
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  smoke all day every day. No, nobody thinks that smokes like nobody.
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  There's another thing. I smoke every day, but now I stop smoking as
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  much because it just doesn't do anything for me. Bro, I heard after
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  I'm done, Bro, I over came all the ships. Now I keep
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  smoking and smokeing all my throat hurting. Now you get your lungs hurting from
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  exactly. Have to pick up my kid after school and I'm like smelling like
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  I got another shir Daddy? Why do you smell from? Can you get
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  in trouble if you go pick up your wied? Absolutely, you go pick
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  up your kid and you smell like weed? Absolutely, Bro, you can
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  be under the influence. Well, how do they know? It's not like
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  you you smell. I know you smell, but it's like, yeah you
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  see, yeah, especially I am especially if you go to your tears.
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  What about your hands because it's lingers like like like you've got for breezing.
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  Yeah, you know that that the fucking bro if strippers can fucking hide the
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  fucking smell of life, And you want to know why you don't know why.
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  I don't think you can hide it because I used to smoke at the
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  pad or try to smoke at the pad, and my mom would always be
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  like I would change brush my teeth and still be like, your mama's trained
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  for that ship. Bro, that's different, Bro, this is mom's instincts.
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  Yeah, themselves the pilot eat now now you're all about them eating everything,
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  all the salad and every Remember your first time your mom called you smoke
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  on being toasted. My mom looked the other way, and so like I
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  I blatantly walked up to her like yeah, like yeah, yeah, I
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  smoked like smoke. So it was like ten Thanksgiving, bro, like my
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  cousins just leaving it. Then one day we're just like, you know what,
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  this all the news is legal. Let's tell yeah, like you had
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  tattoos before she knew you smoked weed, and tattoos was never a problem,
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  you know what. I till this day, I can't smoke in front of
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  my mom. I can't smoke weed because in her mind, this ship is
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  the devil. I mean, oh, myusd's a drug addict. And then
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  something like you said, she can smell me, dude, it's obvious I
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  smoked. She's not stupid, but I was just out of respect. I
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  won't do it. I've been working. I've been working in the cannabis industry
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  for about six years. And it took me three years before I told my
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  mom that I was in that industry because I'm from Texas, so it's always,
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  you know, super frowned upon because it's super illegal out there, right.
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  But now she lives on the East coast in Jersey, and so the
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  last time she was out here. We went to Vegas and I gave her
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  a bunch of weeds. She was smoking, like we were both smoking together,
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  gave some shrooms. We did shrooms at the Grand Canyon. That's white
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  people sit right there. And I was like, Yo, my mom,
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  finally fucking he can't smoking. He can't smoke in one of his mom and
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  you over here freak the fuck out. I mean, I think I think
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  it's just because my mom finally, like you know, I don't know.
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  I think she tried to blame it on the fact that it was illegal in
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  Texas. But she was also like a really devoted, like devout Christian for
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  a long time. She's kind of like she's still Christian, but she's like
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  kind of backed off on like the fire and Brimstone shit, you know what
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  I mean, Vegas shit shit right. Well, last year, man,
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  I gave her some heavy hitters gummies and those are twenty milligrams, and she
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  was like, I ate one of those, and I was just having the
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  best time. I was like, Jesus fucking Christ, like I can do
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  that. She's old now, yeah, she's in her sixties. That's why
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  I'm all sounds great, No, no, No, I'm happy for it,
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  but I'm more proud, are you? I can eat those? Is
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  there an age where like, hey, nobody's seventy five is too old to
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  be sucking around with Phil Cybin? Right, no, fuck you, you
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  can do whatever you want, can induce that heart attack like low Ki saying
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  that seventy five you want to die? Bro? Yeah, what the fuck?
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  They don't want to die the fucking billionaire. That's a fucking AI robot
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  are you talking about? You? Just don't Jim carry Jim Carrey? Is
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  Jim Carrey under this? You know? Wire Marshall Bail. I wouldn't fucking
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  doubt it. Liberal his liberal as we like, No, we got to
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  see this country get in there. I'm doing this Jack that's too big,
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  too bad. But definitely that's Jim Carrey. That's definitely in his wood and
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  Liszt put both of them together, cleaning east Wood. And have you seen
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  some of these masks though these days? Bro? Like they all right,
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  fool all right, So Halloween seasons, obviously they're already showing you Halloween ship,
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  right, Yeah, that's it. Yeah, they're already they're already showing
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  you Halloween shit already and they started seeing these ads and all these companies are
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  stepping it up making like the same companies that are making sex toys are now
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  making masks fool. And you can get a mask like made and like it
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  looks like you're skinned food, you put some glasses on, you're talking and
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  everything that you could have a whole different persona fool. And I'm just like
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  that ship's kind of scary happening right there right in front of rides. I
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  don't even know that's that's a mask that I'm gonna buy one of those mask
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  food like and we're gonna trick, We're gonna do the podcast. We should
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  buy two of them, and we should do the podcast as different people of
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  them. I want to get down, like real, like like sixty bucks.
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  Yeah, I want to get down. Give me a mask. We're
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  gonna make you a black guy. Oh yeah, but you're wearing that shirt.
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  Your face black face count with the mask. No, no, no,
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  I don't know. I don't think that, you know, I don't
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  get to say a lot of I don't get to make that decision, Like
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  what about what about venom? If you want to be venom, you're being
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  black faced? No, if you're the color black, but we're talking about
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  African America. No, you pointed to your Narcos shirt. No, I
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  don't want to be said. No. It's it's like they're not even real
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  narcoles, they're the movie narcles. Did you just go buy out like a
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  closing shoe Palace's you gotta diss on my office because I can see all the
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  shirts and I'm just like, did you just buy the whole file? Going?
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  And I like a T shirt and I cop it. I'm talking to
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  the guy with a yellow T shirt with some orange shirt on that out he's
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  hat on TikTok bro. Relax, yeah, Bro, it's straight up bro.
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  But now because I go to shoe Palace too. But I'm just like
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  when I when I saw the collection, I was like, tight, I
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  kind of want to get it. But then I'm just like no in my
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  head. In my head, I was just like all the Edgars already got
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  this, like all the Edgars and the foods who want to want to want
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  to compliment at the bar for this shirt. And I was like, nah,
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  that's what I didn't wear it with the rooster hat, you know that
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  cock. I thought it was Toyle was like, okay, you yeah,
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  that's not true. Dog. He got mad when I said him that that's
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  all dude, Since when all of a sudden a rooster has always been a
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  guy, Why does it called roaster fights? Dog? Okay, I get
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  it. Maybe, but Bison is not wearing it for that, and a
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  lot of bikes are wearing it. First, I get it. Maybe it
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  could be a little the gate community could be saying like, what the fuck
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  we had that and they took it. Yeah, we had it first.
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  First of all, the rooster has been us hours for years. Dog just
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  stepped it up from ross. You know, you stepped it up from ross.
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  You can have whatever cock you want, all right, you can do
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  whatever you want. Look, you're you're gonna be loved. People don't worry
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  about it. Same place Papa Dude. Biden's current president, but he does
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  allow for you. Yeah, straight up? Its how This is how you
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  know? Rocks not eating Go to the camera. You're kidding me, I
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  sand your fucking this ship of us free lunch. Yeah you're hungry. I
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  mean yes, I'm starving. Work for lunch. Anybody want to help them
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  through these traveling times, stop by the higher path and take them some lunch,
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  bring me snacks, all right, I was gonna did you have a
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  re lunch in high school? Yeah? Did you put in the pin ticket?
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  Man? You're a fucking rich motherfucker bro a pin code, dude.
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  I remembering the little bone Leto with the little the yellow, the yellow and
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  black kid. I still remember. She would pin it on my shirt like
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  every other kid. O. Your mom would be sure she would have lose
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  the little kid. They would lose the tickets, so then the lest lady
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  would take it off. But the teacher gave everybody pins. Here'll tell your
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  mommy to put your because they were tired of d J let my ticket.
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  Fuck, you're dealing with first grader second graders. Yeah, we had pins
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  to remember the responses or four little pins. I remember, and I remember
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  kids that was steal like the little like the little fools like over here,
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  little editors always be stealing. Like I'm like, you're getting free ship Like,
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  don't judge in bro, you don't know what that household was like.
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  Bro, honestly feel like it because you yeah, you went to like the
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  nicer school. You have to make you ship, bro, like that's like
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  a nice school. I'm Sorryah, like Elson bro like but homeowner, yeah,
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  homeowners like bro like crazy older. I got for like when I went
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  to high school with some of these kids full and then they started hitting like
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  six and seventh grade, when these fools like you could tell I didn't know
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  what was going on for you know, you grow up and you're going through
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  purbity and ship and then you're like you see people change, right, and
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  then I remember seeing people that you know that was ship going on at home,
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  and then that makes sense why these fools were like trying to get like
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  food and like lunches, extra lunches and food to take home. I'm like,
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  fool, Like these sandwiches ain't even bomb. Why are you trying to
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  take like two home? You know? Yeah? Yeah, Like I was
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  just like what the fuck is? There would be the boxes at the end
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  with the extra ship and those fools, and then at the end, I'm
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  just like fuck. Like you know, you get like get six seventh grade,
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  you get to see what these fools like. They start speaking speaking about
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  their life and you hear ship like I'm one of these fools. I remember
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  specifically was like, yeah, my mom died in fifth grade. I felt
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  so bad, like I was like, damn fool, Like you know,
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  like this fool was just trying to survive. And you're right, it never
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  happened to my school because we didn't even have security. But like when they
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  caught those kids, did they really suspend them for food because you're assuming they're
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  hungry, Like you can't really be like you didn't get suspended for that other
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  public school because they were going to throw that food away anybody. They they
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  put it there for like in case anybody is like hungry, and like this
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  a lot of kids and that we just described some kids don't have food at
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  home and they don't want to say, hey here, take a lunch home
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  and go there it is. If you like it, just take it.
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  Yeah, and like you know, everybody usually because everybody has a good households
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  for the most part, Like they're not milk, Yeah, they take the
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  regular milk, Like who the fuck takes the regular milk? Chocolate, chocolate
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  or nothing? Die late some milk fools were taking the milk for like their
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  little brothers. Yeah, had collected all the milks from school and they wouldn't
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  buy milk. You know, I did that when I worked at Facebook.
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  I like to food Okay, that's not a name. No, Facebook food
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  sounds way fucking better, lady. We had catering three times a day.
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  Yeah. The principal was the guy from like the VH one Most Expensive Celebrity
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  Homes Good Morning Students. Yeah yeah, yeah, from the MasterCard of State
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  or something like that. You ever met somebody that's like a part of an
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  estate food, Like you know when they call somebody like, hey, this
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  is so and so from like the visa estate or like food that's like some
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  other level that's like, that's like politician foods that you're meeting those kind of
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  executives. Anybody here, we're gott inheritance when somebody passed away. My grandma
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  just recently died and all we have is there closed, you know what I
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  mean, going to be fighting but but but I'm not saying that. Like
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  I was just like, well, we're here because of her, So I'm
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  like that's cool. You know, I got eight thousand dollars when my dad
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  died and that was it there, you see. Yeah, But you were
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  like ship, I mean, you feel bad I came out of you go.
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  But the death of the money both shout up to your dead dad,
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  what'd you do. How were you? I was he spend it on drugs
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  like Bama j era? No, I was twenty four and I actually spent
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  it on on music equipment, which came in really handy. So you werena
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  say a kamaro No, No, Like, what the fuck d it feels
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  black? He said, it's a hell cat for sure, bro, People
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  like got me his halcat. Nah, I spent it on that. And
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  I was dating a girl for a minute who had a kid, So I
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  think I kind of spoorged on them a little bit, like taking them out
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  and stuff. But I did have to be pissed at those kids now,
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  like the Harambe kid. Fucking Harambe kid. No, everybody should be mad
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  at him. That guy better keep his name hidden straight. This guy Karambe,
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  the gorilla literally got shot because he was the baby got in there and
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  he got a baby was endangered and he's on the fucking gorilla. He should
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  have shot the mom. Where the the mom? Thank you for that,
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  But you still got to shoot the girl. No, no, no,
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  the mom's got to get you shoot the gorilla. Shoot the mom? Agree
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  to that? Do you understand? This lady now has to be responsible?
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  That allowed as fun what no, no talk about the Yeah, dude,
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  no, you have to now be legally responsible for the death of that gorilla,
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  any damages, any any money lost because that that I'm pretty sure that
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  Sue paid for that gorilla, right, yeah, they were upkeeping it,
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  so you got to replace this gorilla. Lady voter phone on the election,
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  well that was like, but no Obama election. I didn't want to vote
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  for anybody, so I was like, I just wrote a rambey there.
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  But he was winning for a while. There was people that were doing it.
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  I miss him. Yeah, hey, dude, you know what I
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  saw that trick me out, bro, Like, you know, like because
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  one of my favorite movies was The Mummy, you know, like I thought
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  it was a cool movie with Brendan Fraser, and I saw that he finally
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  spoke out about some ship, right, like you know, he got touched
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  too, Yeah, doll okay, like's not got trending things, see how
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  I just guessed it, like he got touched because everybody is getting touched down
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  there coming forward, and I got touched. So this foo got this one
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  gut. Why didn't you care? I just this famous famous Yeah mind didn't
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  get touched. My wife hit me and nobody cares. Look, that's domestic
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  dispute and violence. My wife hits me and nobody cares that. I say
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  it on stage and we will start laughing. I'm like, really, what
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  the way it happened to him? Though? It's like fucked up. So,
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  like this fool he got the role. He was trying to act.
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  He's a good actor, so he got he got the role from like George
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  of the Jungle, right, you know that food was kind of fit bro
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  Like he was like Jack. So he's like he knew that they started sexualizing
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  him, right, So, like they would only put him in rolls like
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  that like The Mummy he killed it and all this stuff, and he was
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  on a good roll and like he didn't want to get known for those roles.
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  He wanted to do some serious shit. And then during a Hollywood party,
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  like one of these executives who does casting, like literally in front of
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  everybody, that this wool fucking grabbed his ass and shoved his finger in his
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  ass. I'm try to like type of shit, and this fool like was
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  like so fucking like, oh hell no, it's happening to me that this
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  who got scarred. You know what? I mean like, and he spoke
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  out about this ship, and then after that food, the role stopped coming
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  in for that food because obviously the person who probably wanted to bone in this
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  food. I thought that's how monkey Bone was was a powerful motherfucker. But
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  yeah, dog, that fool somebody tried to jam and thumb up his ass.
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  What is that? What does that show? Reindeer eyes? Oh,
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  reindeer baby, reindeer baby? Are you talking about the one where the girl
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  stops the dude? Yeah? Baby, Raine, have you seen this thing?
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  Watch it in there. It shows you exactly what he's talking about.
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  How they also groom people that are hungry in the business. I want to
• 19:56
  be a director, I want to be a writer, and so some I
• 20:00
  want to be a podcaster. Now now, even though even though you're not
• 20:04
  you're not gay, when I'll start grooming you and start now coaching you and
• 20:08
  and and little by little, they're gonna let you know it's okay, it's
• 20:11
  okay. That's just like did Camp did Camp that when when Bieber were there,
• 20:17
  And I'll show that they groom him very little where it's just like it's
• 20:18
  okay, it's look, I'm doing it. It's all right. Show me
• 20:22
  your but you're like, look, you're like a car in the Corvette and
• 20:25
  you're kind of like, fuck that that foo got redemption though, because he
• 20:29
  did that movie The Whale, which is a very great it's a powerful film
• 20:32
  for anybody out there who's like, oh yeah, Brendan Fraser, Yeah,
• 20:34
  that's it's it's an intense film for anybody trying to watch it, like if
• 20:37
  you've been fat before, like or if you're or if you're fat, like
• 20:41
  like that ship is crazy, bro. That should'll make you about Brendan Fraser
• 20:45
  being morbidly obese. I was gonna say, though, that movie is good,
• 20:48
  but also I'm sad that more people don't know about Doom Patrol. That's
• 20:53
  like a d C show from HBO. It he's one of the main characters
• 20:57
  and it's like a really dark DC show like DC comics, but like,
• 21:02
  Brendan Fraser fucking kills that role he does. You don't think they put him
• 21:06
  in that movie because they're like, he's an amazing actor, but he's fat
• 21:08
  as fucked right now, what can we do? They made him extra fat?
• 21:12
  I know, I know, but he understands that. They're like,
• 21:15
  we don't have to get him. He's good. He was kind of like
• 21:18
  a sex icon for a minute. And then then when he got injured from
• 21:22
  like the stunt and the Mummy, I think it was yeah, like then
• 21:25
  he got addicted the painkillers and he couldn't act for a minute. Like you're
• 21:27
  not gonna lie, bro. Like like look for like a lot of fools
• 21:30
  that are like kind of like crippled or like you know, like handy cap
• 21:34
  fu, like they got no choice. But like the older they get,
• 21:37
  because your metabolism slows down, what do you gotta do is a man to
• 21:40
  notch into a fat piece of ship. You gotta kind of have to work
• 21:41
  out just to maintain. Bro. The older you get, you gotta have
• 21:45
  to keep working out, you know what I mean? Bro? That's enough?
• 21:48
  You know what I mean? Hey, Bro, I was I was
• 21:52
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• 21:56
  it's like I feel bad for like some handy catfools dog because like you know,
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• 23:37
  got no choice but to just get fat food because they can't work out.
• 23:41
  No, no, no, no, no, they can starve themselves.
• 23:47
  Hear what he said, they can starve themselves. He's right now. I
• 23:52
  don't want to discredit him. He's absolutely right. I'm not right. But
• 23:56
  one of the things is I know a guy's missing a late that motherfucker yoke
• 24:00
  this beating. Okay, a leg is not that much though, like two
• 24:03
  legs, Like, I know, motherfuckers with me, pull us with chins.
• 24:08
  You don't get inspired. One is to be there's always someone with less
• 24:11
  limb than you're doing more than you. Yes, just eat less because the
• 24:18
  time just you know, okay, if he has no legs, who the
• 24:22
  fuck brought him the food? That's true, the fuck brings hip the food.
• 24:25
  Just motherfucker, here's a salad. I don't you're gonna die. You
• 24:27
  can't uber eat a salad? No, because you're control. You can't get
• 24:32
  to the door. You understand, that is I blaime. Now the person
• 24:34
  taking care of that person, who the hell's pretty fucking buckets a chicken tools
• 24:38
  being an enabler exactly, lock the door. He's done. Hairtakers doing label
• 24:45
  a lot though, I mean like caretakers. Yeah. I said that because
• 24:49
  like you know, like like I know a few caretakers and like one of
• 24:52
  them is like a neighbor, and I'm just like fun when she talks about
• 24:56
  some of the ship, I'm just like, damn man, Like you've been
• 24:57
  with this person for like seven to almost ten years, and you're just like
• 25:00
  you just seen this person just progressive. You get bigger and bigger because they
• 25:03
  just get older and weaker, you know, So like do they talk about
• 25:07
  it like from a point like a place of like hurt or is it very
• 25:10
  just like neah, guy getting fucking fat, just like from the point where
• 25:14
  it's like it's kind of heavy to deal with your patient, like you know,
• 25:17
  like yeah, yeah, that kind of deal and like she's a woman.
• 25:21
  Was like I told you when I was in the er, the fucking
• 25:22
  the RNs were No, not the show, the actual emergency room, but
• 25:29
  uh, the the two nurses like getting me all fucking jabbed up with fucking
• 25:33
  ivs and shit. We're just casually talking about how a baby was about to
• 25:37
  die from a drunk driving accident. It's like Jesus christ Man, like I'm
• 25:41
  freaking out because I'm in here for some bullshit and all I'm here and is
• 25:45
  like, oh yeah, that dude was just worried about is calling CPS,
• 25:48
  but yeah, that baby's gonna die. Like holy shit, You're like,
• 25:51
  bitch, what are you doing here? Go go get that baby? Saved
• 25:55
  the baby. Well, it's funny because I was just like I was like,
• 25:56
  damn, Like I commented on it because like, you know, I'm
• 26:00
  here suffering and going through some bullshit and I was just like, oh that's
• 26:04
  wild. And they're like, yeah, as long as we don't say names,
• 26:07
  it's kosher. I'm like, man, like I get it. Everybody
• 26:11
  processes trauma in a different way. But like I'm not talking shit about things
• 26:15
  that work in front of customers. Man, Like they got behind closed doors.
• 26:18
  This is information. Second, if they dwell on that shit, oh
• 26:22
  for sure do their job well. And that's why I was saying, That's
• 26:23
  why I like, I see two sides of it. Like I'm definitely like
• 26:27
  yo, like if you were seeing that shit day in and day out,
• 26:30
  you would have to talk about them. Yeah, you normalize it. You
• 26:34
  imagine being in Vietnam seeing people dying shit and you're killing them too. Yeah
• 26:40
  you're commending of just shoot the goos. I but no, like it's one
• 26:47
  of those It's like I totally get like the casual discussion they were having,
• 26:52
  Like I get that, and that's why I was like, trauma but again
• 26:57
  by horrible bets side man or dog like, I don't know, man,
• 27:02
  But the more you think those people just kind of get used to seeing dut
• 27:04
  people. They got to get in there and ship. Comedian Smokey is a
• 27:07
  good friend of mine. Dude, he used to drive pick up bodies,
• 27:11
  and he would get to that point where he had to go through the drive
• 27:15
  through and the oder and then go anybody want anything bodies, dude. He
• 27:19
  was so desensitized. So this motherfucker, dude, I'm driving to Arizona to
• 27:26
  do a gig. Right, I'm on my own. This is when I
• 27:27
  first started, and I'm broke. Bro this is one of those horrible gigs
• 27:32
  on the road, and I went so I just took it, just to
• 27:33
  take it, just to take it and make some ends of me. So
• 27:37
  I'm Toyota and I'm driving to this fucking gig. It's about seven hours away.
• 27:41
  There's a stretch of road where it's just dark, pitch black, scary.
• 27:45
  Fuck, he'll have eyes. Shit, I haven't spoken to him in
• 27:48
  a minute. He got a new phone. All of a sudden, I'm
• 27:52
  driving through this fucking road, dark as fuck, and hey, bring this
• 27:56
  twelve at night and I open it up and it's a dead guy toilet.
• 28:00
  Jesus Christ, it's this fucking picture. I'm driving. I'm already scared,
• 28:04
  and then and I'm like, what the fuck And there's no lights, there's
• 28:08
  no cars. Yeah, it's just me, just pitch black looking at a
• 28:11
  fucking dead body on a toilet black and I'm freaking the fuck out, and
• 28:17
  I go, what the fuck? And it goes bringing more more pictures,
• 28:21
  and now I'm freaking out, and I'm thinking, is there a truck driver
• 28:23
  out there fucking with me? What the no? Because I'm on the road,
• 28:27
  Bro, who the fuck is will be? And I never knew?
• 28:32
  And years later I run into him smoking eighty to get those pictures. I
• 28:36
  send you, Jesus, I send you these fucking pictures, this fact in
• 28:41
  the toy. I was like, what the fuck is He just thought it
• 28:42
  was funny. But you're telling me that he's touching these bodies. Isn't that
• 28:47
  kind of legal to, like, what, taking pictures? And then he's
• 28:49
  not, No, that's where he was, That's where his body was probably
• 28:53
  found taking ship and he died. He thought that was funny. Oh,
• 28:57
  I thought he was like playing And they called him, the cops called them,
• 29:03
  hey, sir, we founded their body. We need the more to
• 29:06
  get here. He shows up. He's the one that's supposed to We just
• 29:07
  we just had a guy that takes crime scene photo photos and he goes and
• 29:12
  takes a picture of how the body is like basically dead, and I ever
• 29:15
  asked him. I was like, did you ever think about like moving it
• 29:18
  because you can get a better picture. Yeah. He's like yeah, he's
• 29:22
  like, that's messing with I was like, yo, your homie messing with
• 29:25
  evidence. They're done with the report. The guy you know just died of
• 29:29
  a heart attack on the toilet. Okay, they found him and later on,
• 29:32
  but his body was so decomposed. Oh no, that's it wasn't like
• 29:37
  the fresh that the guy's been there for so this full just like his face
• 29:41
  was so swollen you couldn't even tell. Just this fool just sent you in
• 29:45
  the middle of the night, Like it doesn't matter that you were on a
• 29:48
  dark, unlit road. This fucking matter, bro, it matters to you.
• 29:52
  But I'm just saying, just just breaking it down that dude didn't know
• 29:56
  you were on the road and this asshole is just in the middle of the
• 29:59
  night sending you dead body, fucking swollen corpse fixed man, Fuck that guy.
• 30:03
  But what I was asking about, because I brought up to Morgan,
• 30:06
  I was like, how long you're working in the mark when you're kind of
• 30:07
  like telling your home. I like, how I'm pulling up, Like come
• 30:14
  on yeah, because you know, I'd be like, yo, you're still
• 30:15
  you're still like it's still creepy because I remember working at I used to work
• 30:19
  at restaurant bro, but hot chick pulled up. It took two minutes to
• 30:23
  everybody fucking knew all the dudes new table thriell six and then for some reason
• 30:29
  everybody be walking around table three six. Well listen, now you do just
• 30:33
  to be comfortable around those dead bodies, you have to win your mind,
• 30:37
  normalize it. Then you start fucking around now, and that doesn't mean that
• 30:41
  you're not a fucking dirty little boy that wants to see titties. That's what
• 30:45
  I mean. Now, the leader, this is what I'm saying. So
• 30:48
  is that gonna happen? Absolutely, and they even joke around about it.
• 30:51
  I guarantee you because this is the way that can normalize that, and we
• 30:56
  need people that can normally. I don't want people looking you know that do
• 31:00
  that job. I'm not gonna lie though, like like he's right though he
• 31:03
  could think about it like this, the same me you were working at a
• 31:06
  more you couldn't know you'd have to learn to laugh about like, don't you
• 31:10
  think, don't you think like like like, let's just say we get this
• 31:14
  get Oh yeah, that's literally that would be me, dude, Like it'd
• 31:19
  be like, dude, the little stretcher is not a child, give me
• 31:23
  a like me said, put glasses on, Richard, it's probably driving somewhere
• 31:33
  because lost midgets. You would put him and put him in an Africa and
• 31:37
  zu real quick. I was about to say, on the same tip,
• 31:41
  if somebody's sending you fucked up ship. One of my first jobs out here
• 31:44
  working manufacturing in cannabis, we had this guy and we found out his last
• 31:48
  name was Moron, and so we're like Moron right, like cracking jokes at
• 31:52
  him, and we got along really great. Uh, and then like halfway
• 31:56
  through the day he started sending me cartel videos of like one due with his
• 32:00
  like turning kits on his arms and legs and they chopped his ship off and
• 32:04
  were like hitting with his own legs. And it's just out of the blue.
• 32:06
  You weren't joking. And before, I mean, it was like we
• 32:07
  did the Moron thing, but I wasn't like talking to him on Instagram.
• 32:09
  Just kind of out of the blue, he started sending me these fucks some
• 32:13
  x. So yeah, he sends me these fucking cartel videos of this shit
• 32:16
  and like and there was like another one where like a dude like cut this
• 32:21
  dude's chest open and pulled out his heart and shit like it was over the
• 32:24
  top. And I remember like we were just making fun of him that morning
• 32:29
  and this guy was our security guard. So I just go up to him
• 32:30
  and forgive my poor, you know, impression of him. But I was
• 32:35
  just like, Oscar, are you mad at me? Are you trying to
• 32:37
  send me a message? And he goes, no, sweetie, what are
• 32:42
  you talking about? And I was like those videos are fucked up? Man.
• 32:44
  He goes, they're funny. I was like, no, was this
• 32:46
  after you came? Like I didn't. I didn't mean to do nothing to
• 32:52
  that here at a puls man, Yeah, they're straight up. It was
• 32:58
  like, well it was like there was even one other time. So but
• 33:00
  he had like, uh like crashed in our building and they found her upstairs,
• 33:05
  like she's like spent the night in there. And so I'm walking behind
• 33:07
  this dude. He's got his fucking six shooter and I look down and he's
• 33:10
  like swinging it while he's walking and he's got it. No trigger discipline he's
• 33:15
  got his finger on the trigger, and I just like remember, like step
• 33:17
  into the back like this fucking guy, like I love him a death.
• 33:21
  He was a really nice guy, but god damn it was he wild.
• 33:25
  Early two thousand cartel videos were in bro. They were so in yeah sogh
• 33:34
  so literally was chopping the guy's head off. I can't joking on that blood.
• 33:39
  Oh something like you think like in the movies, you just swing you
• 33:45
  know that ship's gnarly. It's not gnarly. I mean, what do you
• 33:50
  mean it's not? Second? No, no, no, no, listen
• 33:53
  second. Okay. So because I've done some research, I used to always
• 33:57
  tell me research, here's how you cut off. Was like, hey,
• 34:01
  like, why isn't it like the movies. You don't think they are talking
• 34:05
  afford a really sharp knife. No, they want these fools to become sungy
• 34:07
  nodiles. They want these fools to become used with. They want these fools
• 34:12
  normalize it. Hey, you're struggling. It makes it and you get used
• 34:15
  to. You know, Salvador, did you want to kill Ben? In
• 34:19
  Africa? They do it to the young kids too. They make him kill
• 34:22
  their homies that are weaker than then. They don't they're not like, normalize
• 34:24
  it the main test food that's sucked up. He's right, the main taste.
• 34:28
  They do it like these countries. They'll get the kids right and then
• 34:30
  they'll be like, all right, fool, the fools that have the instinct
• 34:31
  to them, they'll be like, all right, this person has to be
• 34:34
  eliminated. You're gonna do it, or your stripes. The foods that don't
• 34:37
  do it, they're like, all right, bro, you're just not cut
• 34:37
  off for it. Then they have the foods that are recently brought up into
• 34:40
  graduated to take them out. So now your friends killed somebody too, and
• 34:44
  you kill something. That's just what we fucking do. We kill people.
• 34:47
  That's in the business we're in right now. I feel like like I'm watching
• 34:52
  gang but you want to normalize any fucked up just get it. The whole
• 34:57
  crowd does everybody to do it. See, That's that's what I'm on a
• 35:00
  weird ass. That's how I feel about Pornhow they want to normalize sucking Uh
• 35:02
  step brother, step sister. That's so on their all day every day.
• 35:07
  You guys really just want us to just know that ship that's based on your
• 35:12
  algorithm? Right, No, that's not based on step. I think it's
• 35:15
  based we are all being manipulated by all these social media platforms. That is
• 35:20
  the whole point of creating a free platform. No, it's to sell you
• 35:24
  ship, to manipulate you, make you fuck your step sister. Don't think
• 35:29
  about it. Enjoy the fucking ride, sister, stepsister, very definitive boundaries
• 35:37
  white, not that white. When I got from Texas not from Alabama.
• 35:43
  Yeah, sorry, brother, what is that? Is that your sister?
• 35:54
  But for real, though, that ship irks me. I get so annoyed
• 35:57
  with that at that point. You just see it to know that. I
• 36:00
  didn't even address that towards him, but he just triggered him right away.
• 36:02
  Hey let's go rect that, stepsister, or you said, sister, man
• 36:07
  the triggered you. I don't know everybody in the group. You're the only
• 36:08
  one that says, hey, do you even have a sister? Rock?
• 36:13
  Yeah, that's why it's like when when people call day sisters like, oh,
• 36:16
  your sister's hot, like what Eddie and Georgie said, But at food
• 36:20
  is she hot? She's a good looking beautiful it's a good looking out let.
• 36:23
  Any of these two guys, dater, No, hell not not even
• 36:28
  me a respectful gentleman. Definitely not you. What do you mean? Definitely
• 36:32
  not me? You're on tender right now? No, I am not on
• 36:35
  tender ground. What is it? Yeah? You want you're on a dating
• 36:37
  on a social dating app, but I'm not on tender That's what. It
• 36:42
  doesn't matter dat he's on here low tier. This is plenty of understand Farmers
• 36:49
  Unit that he doesn't now she He just won't have your back anymore. Why
• 36:53
  Because his loyalty is always going to be to a sister, So he's always
• 36:58
  going to be loyal to her. We can't be friends anymore. A friend
• 37:01
  has to be loyal now. I can't be loyal to you, bro,
• 37:05
  because now you're fucking around. You did something you shouldn't have done. I'm
• 37:07
  loyal to my sister, So you can't be friends with motherfucker's gonna snitch on
• 37:10
  you. I was on a nine and a half year relationship. You don't
• 37:13
  think I'm a treat? How long have you known him? Three years?
• 37:15
  Almost three years? Yeah? Not enough, bro, don't trust him.
• 37:22
  I want to go to the shop club with my friends. We can't be
• 37:23
  friends exactly if I can't send you titty pictures we're not friends. I can't
• 37:29
  send your titty pictures if you're the loyalty is not so enjoy his family first.
• 37:35
  I don't send my My in law is like titty picture. Look at
• 37:38
  this school. You don't want to be brother to my dad. You don't
• 37:40
  want to be brother in law? Like is young, he's on tender on
• 37:45
  something. I'm not on the way, she said. He was like,
• 37:47
  yeah, he's on tender like a chickens. Yeah, he's on tender.
• 37:53
  He's on tender. He's on raising or what is it raising cranes. I'm
• 38:00
  on Black people Meet dot com, right, you know, I bet,
• 38:04
  I bet if you were to go on like a predominantly but he's like a
• 38:07
  black kid, you'd kill dude kill oh I found out take a picture like
• 38:12
  that, you'd kill. You'd be every like black girls like like, that's
• 38:15
  I want to that's a Theolvan effect. Yeah that's mother somehow put some sex
• 38:21
  appeal to this sophisticated white trash. But now every girles like I can't have
• 38:24
  theol vonn, but I can have fucking the second version of it. Man.
• 38:29
  I'm your your fucking silver place, your silver metal moment. I'm gonna
• 38:34
  come more rednickish. I mean what I told you guys, I do on
• 38:37
  a Southern accent for a year with some some of my customers in pest control
• 38:42
  because they wouldn't take me seriously. Oh no, no, that's the guy
• 38:45
  who knows this past actually for five years. Yeah, no, I can.
• 38:47
  I can get rid of damn near anything. Damn what would you show
• 38:52
  up with the hat to? What are you talking about? Like a cowboy
• 38:53
  hat? I actually really need a cowboy hat, But I like, should
• 38:58
  I do a cowboy hat? Episode? You have what? I have boots
• 39:00
  and I'm about to buy my fucking don't hat. Yeah, I know,
• 39:05
  how don't have that? There's a and you always see the older guys in
• 39:10
  the families with their the hannasan the older dudes, they always have their the
• 39:15
  Hannaisan. The young guys will bring hats. The young guys some of them
• 39:21
  are wearing, but no thes. The guys that they don't have the You
• 39:23
  don't have to disrespect this guy. You're there and there's an old man with
• 39:28
  a fucking cowboy hat. Leave that motherfucker alone because he's not fucking around.
• 39:30
  He's packing. Yeah, yeah, those always have guns. In the course,
• 39:34
  bro, Yeah, funk around. Now I'm old, but I'll still
• 39:36
  shoot your ass. You have a belt, you have a belt? Yeah,
• 39:39
  yet I'm just trying to now ease into the fucking hat. Just you
• 39:43
  know how those white nikes go for the forty year olds. Yeah, yeah,
• 39:45
  okay, that's oh my god, the fucking the air monarchs. You
• 39:51
  know. Now you have to transition to a fucking dad. Yeah, those
• 39:54
  that's the hat. Bro. Once you have that hat, nobody futs with
• 39:57
  you at the party. You're old and you have the and I'm gonna leave
• 40:00
  you alone. Yeah, straight up. Those ones are always had intimidating get
• 40:02
  to. Those ones are like specifically there to make sure nobody hits on their
• 40:07
  dar. That's what I'm talking about. Is that the whole words. Yes,
• 40:13
  but you gotta understand your your generation, your age. They don't show
• 40:16
  up like that. You're You're the only ones all my dad ship. Honestly,
• 40:21
  it is there. It is to me. You gotta heard it to
• 40:23
  me. You know he left in Mexico and didn't come back. That's how
• 40:29
  he left you. I know you took a picture. That's what never came
• 40:37
  back. He never came back, Bro. That he's out there. It's
• 40:42
  different, it's different, but I didn't want to come back. Got the
• 40:45
  porter and then let him come in, not like you know, like other
• 40:46
  races where they left and then like the milk and every other every every every
• 40:52
  time, he's like he's thinking about coming back. Nope, I got another
• 40:54
  twenty five year old, thirty year old girlfriend. That's weird. That's weird
• 40:58
  because it's usually the other way out, the pie that comes over here to
• 41:00
  work and then finds another lady out here, and then he gets married and
• 41:04
  has kids and he's just fucking that has rends out there though. Oh my
• 41:07
  dad, so my dad. Now I'm just walking around that work's union here
• 41:10
  union. And then like every three months we'll get like I'll go like to
• 41:15
  Mexico and like he uses his vacation, but he goes down there with American
• 41:20
  money. He gets himself one of the PC. I'll get pictures, you
• 41:25
  know, and a random ass pictures, some fucking lady that's me just fine
• 41:31
  for like for him, but to me, I'm not impressed. But you
• 41:34
  know, I like you have to you have to hype him up. Yeah
• 41:37
  dog, these pictures not that kind of weak dog, but you know,
• 41:42
  like he's not sending you like a spread eagle. No, there's working right
• 41:49
  there. That's X videos working right there. That's aren't you guys sharing naked
• 41:53
  picture? Took this out son, that's in the group chat already. But
• 42:00
  you knows he my dad's too be like I'll be like, oh, I'm
• 42:06
  like, oh I got this wrong photo photo? Yeah the first thing,
• 42:09
  Yeah, ship, you know they gotta prove. Oh ship, that's creepy,
• 42:15
  dude, that's creepy because I know my dad's gonna jack off to that
• 42:17
  later born with That's what I think. Who's who's jerking off the fucking still
• 42:27
  pictures anymore? Bro? Your dad? People that appreciate the client. Mother
• 42:31
  can't work the phone, but he can't work his imagination. Yeah, for
• 42:35
  real, dog, he's taking it digital. You know what I wonder though,
• 42:38
  like when foods, when analog get older, like how come they forget
• 42:45
  to use Like how come they don't keep up with using a phone and ship
• 42:47
  like that? You know, like that's just like kryptonite. Bro, No,
• 42:50
  no, no, this is bullshit. It's gonna be in it.
• 42:52
  This is bullshit. My mom she's like, hey, I don't know how
• 42:57
  to turn off the flashlight. I'm like, what the fun? And then
• 43:00
  she gets on Facebook and she's like I was like, bitch, you don't
• 43:02
  know how to turn off the plass back, but you've beeneuver through Facebook like
• 43:06
  a motherfucker. He's mad. Way, she's the gossip. That's where it's
• 43:12
  because she she's not mobile. Chet with other lady old ladies in the Facebook.
• 43:17
  They start talking to each other and they just see what happened at church
• 43:21
  blah blah blah comments actually like savage, no photo, no, no,
• 43:30
  no, It's like it's sabbage, savage, like we still know, Yes,
• 43:36
  that's it. And he's like, he's right, that's petty ship and
• 43:39
  they do it very upscale and they fucking b He's right. My mom be
• 43:45
  on Facebook all day, dog and like my cousin because I don't follow none
• 43:50
  of my family under this ship. Like I'm like, nah, man,
• 43:52
  so some of them do follow me now because I'm like, all right,
• 43:53
  whatever, yesage smoke. So like she'd be telling me, is like did
• 43:59
  you see the ship your mom be posting is like posting hell of like salty
• 44:01
  ass quotes. I'm like, why are you salty? Like you know if
• 44:05
  you can't handle me at my worst. My mom does these, you know,
• 44:10
  these little quizzes, and then they find out what you would look like
• 44:14
  in the wild West, and then and then it's a picture of her in
• 44:19
  the wild West, like half naked. I'm like, mom, what the
• 44:21
  fuck are you posting? So I'm at gryffind door. God damn it,
• 44:24
  this is coolia if you were in the wild West. So whenever you're wondering
• 44:28
  who does those, it's the older generation that's still like, yeah, admired
• 44:32
  by lame I because that's lame. Like I know, it's like way way
• 44:37
  better than that. So what do you what do you think we're going to
• 44:38
  be entertained with when we're old? That's what I'm thinking we're going to be
• 44:42
  like, where's our cutoffs? Imagine they went from writing a letter to your
• 44:47
  friend to tell you what's going on? Can you imagine how long a letter
• 44:52
  would take to just to get that person. They live through all that,
• 44:54
  they live through the letter, just writing letters. Now they're in the world
• 44:59
  where they what's up? Come out of what's going on? No, don't
• 45:01
  they're communicating in one one era telephone, no one era, one one era?
• 45:07
  What was that candy Crush. Candy Crush, are playing candy Crush for
• 45:13
  a minute or every vehito because I used to be a server and loos would
• 45:15
  be there waiting by themselves playing Candy Crush, killing it on some random slot
• 45:20
  where they make no money. They just press the butt over and over and
• 45:22
  over, but they cannot operate their calendar. Yeah, play candy Crush for
• 45:29
  hours. But you ask him, hey did you organize? The next time
• 45:31
  my mom tells me dog, I'm gonna be like, yeah, you know
• 45:35
  what I mean, like straight up, be like, how come you can't
• 45:37
  do this? Man? You know now, I don't feel bad about not
• 45:38
  helping out. Sometimes go to the middle, Like what the fuck can I
• 45:44
  say? Like, yes, you do? Are your commanding as you mean
• 45:47
  the church? You saved the number? Right? Yeah? Hit her up
• 45:50
  on Facebook? Mom? Straight up? Your parents, Oh you don't.
• 45:54
  You don't really, you don't really be kicking it with your mom like that
• 46:00
  Bally bring out your ship all the time. It's not a bad thing.
• 46:04
  I'm just saying, like he is your mom's like that has her own life
• 46:06
  right now, you know what I'm saying, Like you talk before your dad,
• 46:07
  So I was gonna ask you does your mom do that, but it's
• 46:12
  not after playing games just with men. My mom and she sent me pictures
• 46:17
  like look at my new boyfriend. I know, how would you feel with
• 46:21
  your mom hit you up? Married? Mom? You can call him stepdad.
• 46:24
  How would you feel though, Like if your mom hits you up like
• 46:27
  your dad? Like, if your mom hit you up like your dad,
• 46:30
  I'll call my dad. You're gonna bring him into this way. That put
• 46:37
  put your ex wife on check. Right now, I'm talking about you.
• 46:42
  Salty has a little home. Bro, Bro, I'm gonna tell you about
• 46:45
  my mom. My mom, and she was married to my dad till my
• 46:47
  dad passed away. After he passed away ten years later. After that,
• 46:52
  now she's independent because my dad set her up nice. She has her own
• 46:54
  house, she's good, she's a pension is paying for everything at After ten
• 47:00
  years, she meets a guy at church. That's how she would do.
• 47:02
  Go to church, go home, go to church. That's it, grandkids,
• 47:06
  that's it. Meets this guy at church. I'm like, all right,
• 47:08
  fuck it, knock yourself out. I said, kill it, go
• 47:13
  out there, let it out. Fucking what else are you gonna do?
• 47:16
  We're basically doing our own ship. Mom, you're bored, get a boyfriend.
• 47:20
  I don't give a shit. Just be careful. We're a condom.
• 47:22
  These fucking bakitos are out there five they are fucking bro. You need to
• 47:28
  now start thinking more maturely and go mom, if you are going to go
• 47:30
  out there, cause I know me, wear them because I don't need you
• 47:34
  to bring no diseases here. Remember you take care of my little kids.
• 47:37
  So I don't need your fucking walking around. Yeah, I don't. I
• 47:40
  don't want your fucking leaving crabs in my bedroom. Doesn't know These old men,
• 47:46
  they don't give a fuck. These old folks home. They're fucking like
• 47:50
  rabbits. Bro there, why wouldn't you just papapagolas going, Bro, you're
• 47:53
  already dying. You can't get pregnant if you get AIDS. The only thing
• 47:58
  that's gonna give you better medication now is you're gonna live longer. Little husband.
• 48:04
  Just that she needs me, you know what I mean? There you
• 48:08
  go. You don't think of these old folks homes your husband dies. You
• 48:10
  don't think the other guys go, Oh, she's a widow. Now into
• 48:16
  her room. They've been working her up. Yeah, they're working around always
• 48:22
  compliments. Yeah, these little little little compliments, look up, look at
• 48:28
  are diseaseful. He's not lying, bro, Like for real, like you
• 48:31
  remember the caretakers and like you know one of them to the caretakers that know,
• 48:35
  and like I've asked her she has to and work at those old old
• 48:37
  homes. But she's like she obviously they know other caretakers and she says,
• 48:42
  yeah, these supposed to be fucking and they just like herpies will get around
• 48:45
  my dad. Now I think about it, but that would be slain over
• 48:47
  there. Put them in there, you kill them. Your dad would be
• 48:52
  killing these ladies young un what he thought, yo, Bro, I would
• 49:00
  warn their fucking family university. Get your mom, Come get your mom,
• 49:05
  Come get your mom. And you only got to get your Mom's a crazy
• 49:08
  comment. Dad is out, come get your mom's mother. Waitn't responsible.
• 49:14
  I don't think her heart can handle it. I'm gonna break a few hips.
• 49:21
  You have all these old ladies on Walkers. What the fuck is going
• 49:23
  on? You lose? Imagine getting age though, when you're old and not
• 49:30
  young. No, I mean at that point you're just like now you go
• 49:35
  into another program with the government and now they're gonna give supply you with new
• 49:39
  medication, your vitamins. Why, because we need to keep your body going.
• 49:44
  That's it, that's true. Hey, I'm gonna read this it look
• 49:47
  this crazy comment. This guy a x l R. My mom didn't wait
• 49:53
  long after my pops passed it all and she fucked my pops over, bad
• 49:58
  man, and she was the vice out of the situation. Let's trauma dump
• 50:02
  damn fun dog. That's okay. How long? Why are you just comfortable?
• 50:09
  He brought out, she's the PCE of the situation. Motherfucker that ice.
• 50:13
  I gave you life, motherfucker? How long? How long's too soon?
• 50:20
  If he dies? Like two years? You know? But hold on,
• 50:23
  I was gonna say, I will say this like when my dad died,
• 50:27
  I didn't like get to hold it up too much. But I definitely
• 50:30
  was fooling around with a lot of girls. Okay, guess my point,
• 50:36
  Well, no, but what happened to me My point? I guess my
• 50:39
  point is is that I don't know, man like during grieving, Like I
• 50:45
  don't know that stuff is such a distraction and a release and stuff. So
• 50:49
  I don't know. I could. I don't fucking know. I'm just saying,
• 50:52
  I don't think it'll be next day when your dad married, during that
• 50:54
  when he died, Yeah, how long too? His wife can start boning
• 50:58
  some other dude, Hey, do you take the ring back food? But
• 51:00
  if they die? Yeah, like you bury them with the ring? No,
• 51:04
  you don't because you're just like because what if what if that's not going
• 51:07
  down? Yeah, because you're just like, what if I get a hard
• 51:09
  time? You know what I mean? Like, you know how many off
• 51:13
  that casket? I don't trust any of his friends, bro, Like this
• 51:17
  goes hard on off and what not. You know, my dad's random funerals
• 51:25
  and not. But for real though, like do you keep the ring food?
• 51:29
  Or like how do you do that? Let's say you're married and your
• 51:30
  white, your wife, your husband dies, Like you're just like, yeah,
• 51:34
  what if we following your hard times, you're not gonna need it where
• 51:36
  you're going? Are you talking about Kobe's family? Yeah? Right, they
• 51:42
  didn't wait long to sell that ring. Yeah, oh dude, I saw
• 51:45
  that his dad. But you know what though, really you don't know what
• 51:49
  No, you don't know the situation. Break it down. Kobe's parents,
• 51:53
  like his parents are like pretty much going like quote unquote broke, they can
• 51:57
  keep the lifestyle that they had to sell one of his championship rings to the
• 52:01
  first one he gave me, the first one right that he gave him he
• 52:05
  died before. Yeah, dad, you win your first championship that this is
• 52:09
  for you. I thought after Kobe died. No, no, so yeah,
• 52:14
  after died. I'm talking about so when your kids and your son were
• 52:17
  like so this, so that because they're quote unquote following on their hard times
• 52:22
  and the whole thing. The scandal is why didn't Vanessa help no, helped
• 52:28
  them out? It's Kobe's Kobe's parents, right, hold on and be finished
• 52:31
  exit or like like what is there? Is Kobe's parents, right, So
• 52:36
  everybody's like, why don't they help him out? Is because Kobe's parents,
• 52:38
  like literally were advising Kobe not to get married with Vanessa Dog. They were
• 52:43
  against the marriage. So she's salty about that ship. She's like fuck y'all,
• 52:49
  like you know, like straight up, She's like, I give you
• 52:51
  none of this kobe money he left me and the kids. It's that.
• 52:53
  And then they already had a rocky relationship, like he wasn't cool with his
• 52:58
  parents, like they him dirty in other ways too, we don't know the
• 53:01
  insight school, but I'm for for Kobe to say they don't get shipped.
• 53:07
  And I mean he makes a will, and in that will he decided to
• 53:09
  know Vanessa gets everything, the kids get everything. That's it. I bought
• 53:14
  it though, huhan, but she didn't know that he was going to put
• 53:16
  it up for oxy. He did it. I'm pretty sure now Vanessa now
• 53:20
  has to go get that ring I want. I want. I'd want it
• 53:22
  like exactly money and a problem for them. I'd want my She'd be like
• 53:27
  easily go like, I'll pay you double whatever you do. That's what I
• 53:29
  would have done over Kobe's parents are looking at it like listen, man,
• 53:32
  we gotta just survive. I understand people are gonna judge us. I know
• 53:36
  anybody, but they don't know our situation. We're broke now, so now
• 53:38
  we just got to survive. And this is what I got. That's it.
• 53:42
  I would have sold the two. You're not going to get no help
• 53:45
  from. They already hate you. Vanessa hates you that you're not cool with
• 53:49
  the other half of the family. I'm pretty sure. And the rings she
• 53:53
  got after he cheated, though, MILLI forgiveable Mill forgivable. That's what a
• 53:59
  way to say, I'm sorry. Yeah, I get this is just a
• 54:01
  down payment on what's coming. I was married and my wife. That's literally
• 54:06
  what it is. Because you think that's where he stopped. Yeah, no,
• 54:08
  bro, if she has the power to take everything away, he has
• 54:14
  to fucking pull the fucking shiniest fucking miracle out of his ass to make sure
• 54:20
  that she doesn't say, I've taken everything in the middle of your prime,
• 54:22
  and I could fuck up your whole career. Bro. I think that Kobe
• 54:27
  understood the importance of a family union. I think he understood that. He
• 54:30
  says, in order for my daughters to grow up healthy, I need to
• 54:35
  be a part of their lives, all right, And so how much is
• 54:38
  that worth your kid's well being? And none of you have kids to you,
• 54:44
  okay, well whenever you whenever, whenever you you have a kid,
• 54:47
  okay, a kid that you would do anything, you would give your fucking
• 54:52
  right on for that kid. So that two million is just So here's the
• 54:55
  scenario. You guys are married. You're married, right, you have two
• 54:59
  kids, three kids, Your wife cheats on you, but she comes in
• 55:02
  with a raptor put on my old j Jersey. Yeah, comes in with
• 55:07
  the Raptor. She she she does what Kobe did to like as a girl.
• 55:09
  She's like, look, I cheated and I'm the bread winner. But
• 55:12
  here's a lambo. Well cards you want want that? Rolye? Sorry?
• 55:19
  Or did you forget that cheating? Like she I can answer that in a
• 55:22
  heartbeat. Yes. How many other motherfuckers you fought? Fuck that didn't give
• 55:28
  a ship? You know a hole? You the motherfucker's out here that I
• 55:32
  don't know about. Finally his motherfucker brought a raptor. Ship. We're making
• 55:37
  something. Even if I already know you a hole. I'm not stupid.
• 55:42
  I've seen the fucking text messages, you understand. But now he bought us
• 55:45
  a Raptor. That's different under saying ex girlfriend. Now he's like, all
• 55:51
  it takes is a Raptor. Yeah, bro, like twenty four baby,
• 55:57
  just pian towing package because I need to toe you need a good kill switch.
• 56:07
  But hell, yeah, bro, I don't know who else you fucked,
• 56:09
  but ship, we got it wrap. Come on, at least we're
• 56:16
  not lying to each other now. I can find somebody in the raptor,
• 56:22
  you know what I mean. But the kids are still good. The kids
• 56:23
  are here, the kids are good. Yeah, but straight out, bro,
• 56:30
  that would be that'd be quite the scenario. Bro. Yeah, it's
• 56:34
  funny. I was I was watching I'm not watching, hearing a podcast on
• 56:37
  the way here, and the guy was just describing a situation where he was
• 56:40
  a taxi driver. He gets out and then the gypsy cuts his path.
• 56:46
  He didn't know it was a gypsy, but he cut his path. Earlier,
• 56:50
  he had decided to make a writer, to make a left to go
• 56:52
  home. He made a left. The gypsy when he crossed them, said
• 56:57
  hey, go that way. Why no, you you're going home? Go
• 57:02
  that way? He didn't know him. He's like, the fuck are you
• 57:05
  talking about? If you if you go this way, you're gonna catch your
• 57:07
  wife cheating. Go that way. He says. I remember being at the
• 57:12
  stop going fuck. I remember thinking to I make a writer, Do I
• 57:15
  make a left? I can go home either way? And he just said
• 57:17
  left. And when the guy said don't go this way, and I said,
• 57:22
  fuck it, I'm still gonna go that way. I don't give a
• 57:23
  fuck. I don't believe you. Fuck it. He goes. He catches
• 57:27
  his wife cheating. Damn Caesar in the corner with another dude, and he
• 57:31
  was like, fuck that, you've seen you with the fuck? He goes
• 57:34
  to the bar. He's talking to the bartend. He's telling them the should
• 57:36
  I go home? What do you do at that moment? If you're that
• 57:39
  guy, you're in that bar, that bartender, you're asking that question?
• 57:43
  Can you answer that question for him? Can you tell him what she should
• 57:46
  do? Shou should you go home? No? What do you do at
• 57:50
  that moment? Nah? No, he just got hit with some real ship,
• 57:54
  bro. Like, think about this, like, think about the situation,
• 57:58
  bro, Like, you're gonna you're gonna to be on some Kanye ship.
• 58:01
  What do you do? So you go home? Turn into Kanye?
• 58:05
  Bro? You saw all that ship. You don't go home right, You're
• 58:07
  gonna beat that ship out of her? You are, You're gonna You're okay.
• 58:13
  First of all, you're at the bar drinking. Ask you a fucking
• 58:15
  bartender. You're not going to show up sober? Her dog? Go home?
• 58:22
  Fucking just arrange it tomorrow. Let your head cool down. How does
• 58:24
  the gypsy know? That's what we don't know. I think he just got
• 58:29
  done with it. Oh that's a great twist. Of the fucking plot.
• 58:32
  I love it. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
• 58:40
  You know, I'm saying now, I'm thinking like, how did you
• 58:43
  know? I'm like, bro, I'm thinking, like she like that much
• 58:45
  of a home. She's just blowing everybody that passing down that street. She's
• 58:49
  not bringing you a raptor home, because I'm pretty sure there was a raptor
• 58:52
  waiting. He would say that I know where I'm going. I'm going home.
• 58:54
  Pick up that raptor. Pick up that raptor. And some that's like
• 59:00
  would you would you date a stripper to get free stuff? Like you know
• 59:04
  how like Eddie has done it. You put up with it because you know,
• 59:07
  for a while, remember when he glamorized it. He was talking about
• 59:09
  dog have a PS four he's like a brand new TV. And yeah,
• 59:15
  like he like, well at the time, you know what I mean,
• 59:16
  I have no shame? Ye? Yeah, bro? When I was yeah,
• 59:21
  I think about Kevin Federline, what about what about had no shame?
• 59:27
  I FLD That's different. He that was a come up, bro. He
• 59:30
  got recruited. Bro like he was city boys up. He was the original
• 59:32
  city boy. That was no shame in that I had like briefly dated a
• 59:39
  stripper for a very like couple of weeks. I didn't see it. I
• 59:44
  didn't see it. I mean, abscriber, what was her stage name?
• 59:47
  I need to know. I don't know none of that. I just he
• 59:50
  didn't wait she left after no, I love I dipped out because my thing
• 59:54
  was is I was like, all right, I'm dating this stripper, like
• 59:58
  gave her a good smacking. I thought it would be like, you know,
• 1:00:00
  I don't know. I was like what I was like twenty twenty one.
• 1:00:04
  I was like in my head, I was like, sick, she
• 1:00:06
  must like sex. This might be tight. Wait, hold time, did
• 1:00:09
  you driver from the club to her house? No, that's not a date?
• 1:00:13
  No, no driver, no, no, no. I never went
• 1:00:15
  to her work. I never got to see any No. It was not
• 1:00:19
  that. It was not that at all positive. How did you find out
• 1:00:22
  she was a stripper? Usually these bitches she told me for life. Oh
• 1:00:24
  no, she told me, but then she would do this weird shit.
• 1:00:27
  Dude. It was just weird mental games. And I didn't understand it well
• 1:00:30
  because like I just wanted to smash right, I'm just this like twenty one
• 1:00:34
  year old dude. I just want to fucking get laid. She's a stripper.
• 1:00:36
  I'm like, that should be easy game. But then we'd go to
• 1:00:39
  those bars and I remember the last straw for me was like some dude was
• 1:00:42
  trying to hit on her and she's like, no, this is my boyfriend.
• 1:00:44
  We fuck all the time, blah blah blah. I'm sitting there going,
• 1:00:46
  bitch, we ain't done shit. And then yeah, man, I
• 1:00:50
  just remember there was one time we were watching that we haven't done shit.
• 1:00:53
  I didn't say that out loud, but I remember I was just pissed because
• 1:00:57
  all we've done is make out. And then I kept, oh, fuck
• 1:00:59
  you guys, we're not dating. Okay, I guess we're not dating.
• 1:01:04
  And I I, you're like your gay friend. I've seen I've seen girls
• 1:01:07
  that he's not boy friend. Yeah, and that guy is not a boyfriend.
• 1:01:12
  That guy has his nose painted. It was so weird. Though we
• 1:01:15
  made out a bunch of ship like that, it just never escalated. And
• 1:01:16
  I remember there was just like one time she kept he never with a stripper.
• 1:01:23
  I mean, it's probably with the customers. Every fucking Yeah. I
• 1:01:27
  got to say I wasn't just giving her twenty bucks and making out there and
• 1:01:30
  hoping it whatever I should have. I'm thinking this happened like last month.
• 1:01:37
  I'm thinking this happened like last month that the fucking beer rhino. No,
• 1:01:40
  no, no, did this seems like a strip guy. I'm not really
• 1:01:44
  a strip cup guy. Man, I want to pay for blue balls jack,
• 1:01:46
  Bro, you don't need that. I don't need to pay money to
• 1:01:50
  see tit. That's true, Bro, he has the mullet. That's it.
• 1:01:53
  This whole thing. Yeah, bullets came back. Bro, it's a
• 1:01:58
  bluemouth. Everybody now wants a mullet, you know what it is. I
• 1:02:04
  just think that like girls are I don't know, like it's like bad boy
• 1:02:07
  kind of ship. Like it used to be like leather jackets and all that
• 1:02:08
  shipping motorcycles. Now it's shitty facial hair and mullets. Like, oh yeah,
• 1:02:14
  you're nailing it. Hot boy, Summer Dog. I'm right. My
• 1:02:17
  wife, can I get a mullet? She's like, Nope, when you're
• 1:02:21
  a grown man, you're not gonna get a fucking mullet. I'm not gonna
• 1:02:25
  walk around with you with the mullet. You should start your uh what you
• 1:02:30
  say what? Hot boy Summer White white Boy Summer, Fuck Boy Summer.
• 1:02:37
  Fuck MANU Man shut up? Fuck man? Yeah, hey, are you?
• 1:02:46
  Are you done with that? Examer? You're still doing boy activities?
• 1:02:52
  He said, it's in his blood that still does fun boy activities. How
• 1:02:55
  old is your dad? Bro? How old is your dad? Fifty two?
• 1:02:59
  Fifty two? So you're just like your dad? Bro? Still fuck
• 1:03:04
  boy out there? God damn bro, he's out there. He's out there
• 1:03:07
  for a while. Like he was calling his girlfriend and his friend for like
• 1:03:10
  three fucking months and it wasn't until like, hey, so, like you've
• 1:03:15
  been bringing the fucking police over here. You've been You've been bringing this girl
• 1:03:17
  around for a while, Like, are you ever just gonna like introduce it
• 1:03:21
  because you just like walk by the homies. Let me ask you a question.
• 1:03:24
  And this is what I realized now as I'm older. It is somebody
• 1:03:29
  had told me a long time ago. You you'll start making millions once you
• 1:03:31
  hit your forties because you'll focus, you'll focus on what you have to do
• 1:03:37
  before then you're just gonna be fucking around people that become millionaires early on.
• 1:03:40
  They're not fucking with bitches, they're not clubbing, They're they're focused on fucking
• 1:03:45
  making fucking money now work. Yeah, but they don't spend time. You
• 1:03:49
  know how much time you spend fucking around dating all these girls, trying to
• 1:03:52
  fucking juggle all that shit, trying to cover your tracks. That's just exhausting.
• 1:03:57
  Bro. When you get older and you're like, fuck that, my
• 1:03:59
  wife, you cheating. I'm too tired. I don't want to cheat.
• 1:04:02
  Don't you want to leave the house? When do I have time? I
• 1:04:05
  want you to leave the house, leave me alone, trying to write asking
• 1:04:12
  stupid questions like I'm cheating, I'm not having left the house. My dad,
• 1:04:15
  my dad needed help. He was cheating when he was married. This
• 1:04:18
  is what, bro, that's exhausting. Live like that would call me and
• 1:04:24
  ship Yeah, yeah, the battle, no bottle never he get the head,
• 1:04:31
  he get the yeah you get you like but you did. Yeah,
• 1:04:39
  it is exhausting, bro. Time one time, one time, job one
• 1:04:42
  time he told me, Hey, let me know where you're gonna get home.
• 1:04:45
  I was like, I'm gonna get home around twelve. He's like,
• 1:04:46
  call me before you get home. Like and for some reason the party ended
• 1:04:54
  or the house party, house party got raided, or some ship went down
• 1:04:56
  where they were going to drop me off at eleven. So I called him,
• 1:04:58
  Hey, no, don't say way, like fuck you, I'm getting
• 1:05:02
  dropped off and I didn't have a car. It was back like I'm seventeen.
• 1:05:05
  So I got dropped off. He's like, not go in the house.
• 1:05:09
  I'm like, why he can out? Que so cut off. Waited
• 1:05:13
  an hour outside my own he was sweating bullets, Bro, don't worry.
• 1:05:17
  He was shipping breaks. Yeah, he was shitty breaks for an hour.
• 1:05:21
  Bro, you think you had it back? You were just chilling. You
• 1:05:25
  said it yourself, I was chilling. Your dad is risking death because he's
• 1:05:29
  on that fucking freewhere one hundred miles an hour trying were sure. I'm calling
• 1:05:34
  him, oh bro, yes he is busting ass. Bro, he is
• 1:05:42
  sweating balls right now. That is exhausting, bro, just to get some
• 1:05:45
  pussy. Fuck It is not worth all that trouble, man. See the
• 1:05:50
  bust the nut. No, hell no, start looking at your time as
• 1:05:57
  ratio half bust the nut check off. I'd rather stay home fucking working at
• 1:06:00
  good night everybody. Because he's right, Bro, when you're you're like really,
• 1:06:03
  when you're really trying to like not make a million, like because of
• 1:06:06
  course, everybody's just trying to make a lot of money but be successful.
• 1:06:11
  But just be successful and be financially said, and securing a big amount of
• 1:06:15
  money is usually a part of that plan. So that's a like yeah,
• 1:06:18
  bro, like be like sometimes I complain about being so busy doing all this
• 1:06:23
  shit like fulfilling orders and all that shit, but I'm just like, man,
• 1:06:26
  this is so productive, bro. I make people. I make people's
• 1:06:30
  like minimum wage, like their whole shift in an hour one time. Sometimes,
• 1:06:33
  you know what I mean. You're just like selling shit online and just
• 1:06:36
  doing all this shit. So you're just like, man, fuck that right
• 1:06:39
  this time is way more valuable. That comes down to, Yeah, it
• 1:06:42
  comes down to like, like day this time. Now, if you're out
• 1:06:45
  there fucking around being hot boy white what what white boy summer shit, everything
• 1:06:50
  that moves, you're not selling shit anymore. You're not focused on your ship,
• 1:06:55
  yeah, because you're too busy trying to cover your tracks and do all
• 1:06:58
  that shit. Honestly, bro, like your business like my like my business
• 1:07:01
  and all this shit like never really find some consistency to you. Like you're
• 1:07:06
  you're focused, bro, So you have all the pieces like you have,
• 1:07:09
  like you have a solid girlfriend, and you have, like you know,
• 1:07:12
  you have everybody, somebody who has your back. You have although everything seems
• 1:07:15
  in balanced, so you're just like you focused on what the fuck you want
• 1:07:18
  and that shit feels that ship and nothing focuses you more than a wife going,
• 1:07:23
  hey, motherfucker, I catch you cheating. I'm taking everything, dick,
• 1:07:27
  and I'm focused. Bro. Yeah, fucking focus, i am not
• 1:07:30
  cheating. I'm not doing shit. I'm coming home right after this podcast.
• 1:07:34
  Fuck that? What is it? Does your wife smoke? Yeah? How
• 1:07:40
  long you've been married for? Thirteen years? Thirteen years? Yeah? How
• 1:07:43
  old are you? I'm forty six? Okay, so you got married like
• 1:07:45
  your early thirties yeah yeah, mid thirtiesties, mid thirties, Yeah, we
• 1:07:50
  got time still. No, fuck bro, I mean you're not going to
• 1:07:54
  be successful now, that's cool. I'm being honest with you because I I
• 1:07:59
  downbu No, no, huh down Basarian. He bankrupted Hella Companies. Yes,
• 1:08:05
  I'm I'm thinking of another line. Go ahead, like yourself out,
• 1:08:11
  Hugh Hefner. He died unhappy with He died the happiest. He was almost
• 1:08:15
  deaf from how much via he took. Bro. Yeah, dude, and
• 1:08:19
  all the girls that literally had to be forced to be with him, they
• 1:08:21
  were just like, this is just such I did it for the money.
• 1:08:24
  That happy right now? Your dad? Yeah, bro, fuck, that's
• 1:08:30
  a life. That's a lifestyle. I guess a cracket is happy too.
• 1:08:36
  Yeah. I meant that. Yeah, they're happy, they're ecstatic, arming
• 1:08:41
  yourself whatever, But I like it. That's the people outside. Don't tell
• 1:08:45
  you how you doing. I'm alright, I'm got off. You never talking
• 1:08:49
  to myself. You never like looked at somebody's fools and you're just like,
• 1:08:55
  damn, how good is that ship that had these fools that they're chasing that
• 1:08:58
  high forever? Will never try heroin. Heroin sounds so good, dog,
• 1:09:02
  bro, think about it. Was getting so hooked on it, bro,
• 1:09:05
  Like like I wish there was like a VR app, you know what I
• 1:09:10
  mean, that I could just put out and be like, this is what
• 1:09:12
  crack feels like. You know what I mean? I just be like,
• 1:09:14
  give it time, bro, not the same you remember, I don't need
• 1:09:17
  to try really cracked to know what it is, but a VR simulation would
• 1:09:21
  be cool enough for me to yes, hold on for that, don't go
• 1:09:27
  doing crack. Yeah, crack is this is your friend. You gotta focus,
• 1:09:30
  you gotta get motherfucker, don't be stupid. Don't do crack. Yeah,
• 1:09:32
  technology is gonna make you know how to crack. Not that I want
• 1:09:35
  to, but I'm just like, like you mentioned, all these foods are
• 1:09:38
  just like damn, all these fools are just kind of like addicts, and
• 1:09:41
  I'm just like they're all chasing one high that they tried one time, and
• 1:09:45
  that one time, like how good was that ship? You know what I
• 1:09:47
  mean, smarter than them? Just do it once. You can't bro because
• 1:09:53
  like the way they describe but a drug addict describes the ship is they're like
• 1:09:56
  like like for heroin, they say, it's like this, it's like being
• 1:09:59
  hugged by God. A lot of motherfuckers will say, right, it sounds
• 1:10:01
  like you're too scared the don't don't be Honestly, I would not try that.
• 1:10:05
  I'm on his side right now. You have one of the most addicted
• 1:10:08
  personalities I've ever met. You can't you don't stop smoking, so then you
• 1:10:11
  wouldn't have a problem getting addicted to it, coming saying he has. When
• 1:10:15
  you did coke, you took it to the limit. We did we needed
• 1:10:18
  me in the first day you went to the K hole. When you when
• 1:10:23
  you started doing acid, you start microdosing nest every day. So no,
• 1:10:27
  do not try tweak not VR. Yeah you VR, bro, I have
• 1:10:35
  a VR, just like you're gonna need a new one. They sucking upgrade
• 1:10:39
  every like. All all I'm saying, not that I want to try it,
• 1:10:43
  all right, all I'm saying this is like that ship must be a
• 1:10:45
  fucking trip the high that these fools are all chasty. Now I'm gonna bring
• 1:10:48
  you crack for them to just fucking throw like their whole life away. Like
• 1:10:51
  did you ever try a pe dog pe dog like a like a like a
• 1:10:56
  like a joyt with some coke? Oh? I oh those are fun and
• 1:10:59
  that was fucked up? You try that rock? I did. Somebody lays
• 1:11:01
  that shit on me. And I was at a show. These girls took
• 1:11:04
  me. After the show, I said, you can come up with us
• 1:11:06
  as a club, and then they sparked it up and said you smoke yeah,
• 1:11:11
  and they started We all started going and they knew I had just gotten
• 1:11:15
  paid because they knew the promoter and everything, and we're all hanging out together,
• 1:11:20
  right, and the girls just were really friendly with me. Hey,
• 1:11:24
  what's up? This and that? And I was like, look, I'm
• 1:11:26
  funny, but I'm not that cute. You too hot tics should not be
• 1:11:30
  interested in me. Oh yea this, And then they're hanging out with me,
• 1:11:33
  and then the promoter says, oh see you're at the club, Okay,
• 1:11:36
  we'll take him and I get in their suburban. Dude. They started,
• 1:11:42
  they sparked it up, we started smoking, and I was done.
• 1:11:45
  Bro, and I smoke every day. I was like, this is not
• 1:11:48
  weed, Like I knew that, but I had already smoked too much of
• 1:11:51
  it because you know, when you swinging, you're hitting it hard because you're
• 1:11:56
  trying to get to the club and you're gonna get at the bar and shit,
• 1:11:59
  you already want to finish your weed, not even my weed. Don't
• 1:12:00
  give a fuck, I'm killing that shit. So it was laced with coke.
• 1:12:04
  Coke, Okay, like my heart just went. You think you're high.
• 1:12:11
  I got off that fucking suburban. Bro. I'm at the bar and
• 1:12:15
  I'm having cold sweats. I'm fucking dying. Bro, I can feel that
• 1:12:17
  I'm fucking dying. I'm saying, what the fuck did these bitches give me?
• 1:12:21
  And I tell the bartender will give me a taxi, and I couldn't
• 1:12:25
  even communicate with the guy. I was all fucked up. Finally, the
• 1:12:29
  guy wouldn't give me a fucking taxi. They're busy with the bartending. Now
• 1:12:32
  I go outside. I'm fucking fucked up. I'm sitting outside. This girl's
• 1:12:36
  like, come on in, come on in, and I was like,
• 1:12:39
  hold on, hold on, and I'm like, what the fuck is going
• 1:12:42
  on? And then these two couples come up and say. A couple comes
• 1:12:44
  up and says, hey, what's up? We saw you at the show?
• 1:12:45
  I said, you saw me at the show? I said, yeah,
• 1:12:47
  yeah, Can you do me a favor? Can you take me to
• 1:12:49
  my hotel? They're like, what's wrong? I'm fucking fucking up right now.
• 1:12:55
  I don't know what the fuck is going on. I give my keys.
• 1:12:58
  It's a holiday inn. There's two holiday the ends out there, so
• 1:13:01
  they go to one. Is I no, that's not it. I'm walking
• 1:13:03
  into every fucking holiday and do I belong here? No? Long? Here?
• 1:13:09
  Are you my mommy? Finally the second one, they're like good.
• 1:13:12
  I was like, oh, thank you very much, and I give him
• 1:13:14
  a DVD. Holy shit, never again. If I don't know you,
• 1:13:19
  like if I I couldn't trust you to smoke, if you were fucking if
• 1:13:23
  I was shady, I'm done. I'm not smoking. I don't know what
• 1:13:26
  the fuck is in that ship. Pretty like when I go on the road
• 1:13:29
  with some of them, I'm pretty cool with weed, but like, no
• 1:13:30
  more cocaine, nor more cocaine on the road, no more. I don't
• 1:13:33
  care if you tested it. I don't care if you have a picture that
• 1:13:35
  you tested it. I don't care if there's a video of you testing it.
• 1:13:39
  At lest you tested in front of me. Maybe, but but nah,
• 1:13:43
  no, Like it fucking gets random, and like you always get random
• 1:13:45
  ass ship people are still I know people will be like I've heard. I'm
• 1:13:48
  like, I'll hear people because I still go to festivals and like dodgery game
• 1:13:53
  in the LFC game, I'll still hear people say you want to bump to
• 1:13:55
  a random other person and the other person say yeah, And I'm like,
• 1:13:59
  bro, like, you don't know this person's saying. Like if somebody that
• 1:14:02
  says I watched the podcast and offered him coke after that, we wouldn't say
• 1:14:04
  yes. He stopped real quick. Let me think about it, you know,
• 1:14:11
  do you know why he offered him coke, because why would you offer
• 1:14:13
  your coke? Your coke is your coke, you want it all, But
• 1:14:15
  why would you offer to somebody? See if it's good? Because you're happy,
• 1:14:20
  Bro, you're doing coke. You're nice, you're doing coke. He
• 1:14:25
  who wants coke? Who wants to be my friends? I don't want to
• 1:14:28
  be the only one that's happy here. The Dodgers are losing. What the
• 1:14:30
  fuck? That's kind of like? That is kind of that is that drug?
• 1:14:34
  Bro? Remember like, well, non't know how packed it would be
• 1:14:38
  when I would have a lot of coke here? Of course we wait up,
• 1:14:42
  let's be for We like to share it when there's a lot, when
• 1:14:45
  it's running, I don't. Oh yeah, yeah, we're tweakers. I
• 1:14:48
  want to He's gonna tell he's used to lie about me, about me there
• 1:14:53
  being none left for some reason. I know you just did a bum and
• 1:14:57
  you can see the smile, and I was like, I love I saved
• 1:15:00
  myself on the last one. There's really no more, none left, and
• 1:15:02
  they didn't give me the container. And then I'd be like, yo,
• 1:15:05
  like you could have shared the last little bit. But when there's a little
• 1:15:09
  bit left to become a little tens. Nobody's a friend when it's only little
• 1:15:13
  scarface. You're like, hey, whose sack was was it? Whose connect
• 1:15:18
  was it? We wouldn't have it if it wasn't for me. It was
• 1:15:20
  clean coke. Al Right, sure, I'm the tester. You know.
• 1:15:27
  It's funny these casinos in Vegas now they're having a huge, huge problem with
• 1:15:31
  the bathrooms being stuffed with the testers. The testers. Oh, they're just
• 1:15:38
  overflowing and they're walking into bathrooms and people are taking pictures of these fucking bathroom
• 1:15:43
  trash cans overflowing with testers. I don't know, that's crazy. I don't
• 1:15:47
  know where I heard, but there's a lot that just got past. They
• 1:15:49
  have to be they have to be guaranteed at every music festival or some like
• 1:15:54
  some crazy ship where like now the nark has to be everywhere. Hey,
• 1:15:57
  that shit can really revive you back if you're dying. Yeah, it's crazy.
• 1:16:01
  The councils and counsels of the opiate whatever opiate like receptors you have it,
• 1:16:05
  counsels it out and literally just back to life. But it only works
• 1:16:09
  with that, Like this literally says, so if I do it and I'm
• 1:16:11
  sober. Is it like a bumble cocaine? Like if you like, if
• 1:16:14
  you're literally like, can I try it? Can I try something? Let's
• 1:16:18
  just say, if you're like drunk, you're like, well, I gotta
• 1:16:21
  drive back with opiates only opiate receptors. Whatever you're on. You know,
• 1:16:27
  if you're not on anything away, don't you gotta discourage him? Bro,
• 1:16:33
  if you have dark even if not, even if it's not true, I
• 1:16:38
  don't want to trying it because if it does get him high, he's gonna
• 1:16:41
  show up with all those ship here we try. We didn't have a candle
• 1:16:45
  because we knew he's gonna get addicted to every fucking I'm on my fourth booster.
• 1:16:56
  Not gonna lie though. If people say, if there's a motherfucker happened
• 1:17:00
  had a cold in three years? If people, if people people would have
• 1:17:03
  said, you're like, yeah, that ship gets you high, you would
• 1:17:06
  have tried. I know you know, Albia, when you heard about that,
• 1:17:10
  you didn't try something? What did I tell you? That ship was
• 1:17:14
  great? I still remember everything vividly till this day. Oh, that ship
• 1:17:17
  was crazy. I was how long did you tie how long did you think
• 1:17:21
  about doing tie pods? For I didn't, but if you could get high,
• 1:17:28
  you would like certain ship that I drawn the line like when people said
• 1:17:31
  bassals get you high. I'm like, no, I'm not trying to choose
• 1:17:33
  somebody's face out. Yeah, because you saw that that and also it eat
• 1:17:38
  up, it eats up your skin. Bro it doesn't even sound good.
• 1:17:41
  No, it's just a bunch of chemicals in Africa at least fermented ship and
• 1:17:46
  that's how they get high from the Oh yeah they do. That ship is
• 1:17:48
  crazy broo, Yeah, like what the fuck? And they get sucked up
• 1:17:55
  on ship. I'm like, is that why he got his ship? Face?
• 1:18:00
  That ship is crazy though, man, Like like getting sucked up on
• 1:18:02
  your own fucking ship? Yeah, can you imagine? Ain't don't know that
• 1:18:06
  away? I need it. We're having a party and like how hey,
• 1:18:11
  hey hey we don't brown flush it down in this house? All right,
• 1:18:14
  bag it up, huff it later. Anybody else canna try to stop you?
• 1:18:18
  Nah, damn tried acid. Yeah, that shit's tight. Yeah,
• 1:18:28
  no, it's like mushroom, but it's it's not more. Bro, I
• 1:18:31
  had a bad time, You had a bad most. They gave me four
• 1:18:34
  hits for my first and only time, so I just like, who are
• 1:18:39
  your friends not good white people from Texas? Man? Yeah, don't white
• 1:18:45
  people brown? Trust me. I've learned why people will drug you. Mexicans
• 1:18:49
  won't because at least try four hits. So give me fifty bus Yeah.
• 1:18:53
  I always at my friends like band practice, and this one that was just
• 1:18:56
  like anybody want to do acid? And I was like, you know what,
• 1:18:58
  I'm in college. Fuck it gives me this little tap, I'd take
• 1:19:00
  it. And he's like, buckle up. That was four hits and I
• 1:19:03
  was like, I don't know what that means. And here we are with
• 1:19:08
  a mullet. Here we are a mullet. How did I try it?
• 1:19:15
  My boy Astle got me some for the first time. I tried it,
• 1:19:18
  and it was a little bit like mushrooms, a little more intense, but
• 1:19:23
  it was all right. It was not something that I enjoy, say I
• 1:19:26
  want to do it again. Mushrooms. On the other hand, to trip
• 1:19:30
  the mushrooms the first time with a magician Wackle. The magician, oh damn
• 1:19:34
  said his name fuck all right, so redacted. I tried it and I
• 1:19:42
  realized, Okay, dude, I like this. I like this. He
• 1:19:45
  didn't do him. He didn't do them. He was just there making sure
• 1:19:48
  I didn't really trip out. So I took the mushrooms because I was like,
• 1:19:53
  yeah, Bro, I'm a little worried I start tripping out running around
• 1:19:56
  naked. I don't know what the fuck this gonna do. So he was
• 1:19:58
  like, all right, I'll chill with you. He didn't do anything,
• 1:20:00
  but to have a magician next to you when you're tripping on mushrooms for the
• 1:20:03
  first time, I had an amazing time. I was like, a do
• 1:20:08
  it again, bro, Oh my god, like he would do the false
• 1:20:12
  disappeared. I was like, oh my god, Broll, that is awesome.
• 1:20:14
  And so we're just fucking entertaining me while I'm on mushroom. Magic on
• 1:20:17
  shrooms must be fucking sick. I I am already a huge, fucking geek
• 1:20:21
  when I see like good magic tricks, so that, like on shrooms had
• 1:20:25
  to have been fucking amazing. Imagine being the guy Disney man that was naked
• 1:20:29
  on shrooms. He must have been on shrooms, right, that was talking
• 1:20:32
  about That was not shrooms, PCP, that's something. Yeah, he was
• 1:20:38
  on something. He was like, he was for sure he was on like
• 1:20:41
  he was on mushrooms or acid. Bro. Like I would put that his
• 1:20:44
  acid. Man, Like, you can do a lot of shrooms and be
• 1:20:46
  seeing some ship and acting weird, but you're not. You're getst out.
• 1:20:50
  The way they carried him out like like a pig, like a hog.
• 1:20:54
  They just fucking pulled him out. That was crazy. This is that magic
• 1:20:57
  mountainy. Remember there was a crazy video. You don't be doing that out
• 1:21:03
  But No, I woke up saying my name over and over. I stopped,
• 1:21:06
  like I stopped doing mushrooms ever since that Disneyland trip, the one that
• 1:21:10
  I went to and I hate like the whole chocolate bars because you ate a
• 1:21:13
  whole bar. No, but that ship was too much. I could never
• 1:21:15
  do that ship again. Bro, I was it was. I haven't sucked
• 1:21:18
  around the mushrooms ever since. It was like a Disneyland right here, just
• 1:21:23
  in the ride he walked out, he gets naked in for the kids,
• 1:21:27
  talks from just mother Day. It's it's lucky the parents didn't get up and
• 1:21:31
  beat the ship. That's what I was thinking. I'm surprised no one literally
• 1:21:33
  like literally handled it. Yeah, yeah, that's lucky. It is white.
• 1:21:40
  So I'm saying I didn't know I couldn't do that. No, somebody
• 1:21:45
  gave him six tabs of somebody got in college, like straight up, like,
• 1:21:50
  I just man, I don't know. Man, did you go to
• 1:21:53
  college? Yeah? Yeah, the R S O cup Okay, all right,
• 1:21:59
  yeah no you still owe that shit? Bro? Still Oh I fucking
• 1:22:02
  student loans are fucking horrible, dude, Yeah, horrible. And I never
• 1:22:06
  used my degree for shit. I started doing comedy. I was like,
• 1:22:11
  what the fuck? Why did I even do this? There's a waste of
• 1:22:13
  time, honestly for me, waste of time with my kid. I'm gonna
• 1:22:15
  let her know. Look, you don't have to go to college. What
• 1:22:17
  do you want to do. I'll invest in you, I'll help you.
• 1:22:20
  I'll help you build whatever fucking dream you have because tomorrow, maybe ten years
• 1:22:25
  from now, you're gonna want to do something else. So you're young,
• 1:22:27
  fuck it, let's fuck around. That's kind of like the approach me being
• 1:22:30
  in college graduate too. I just that's the kind of approach that I would
• 1:22:33
  take. I would just kind of spend more time with my kids to try
• 1:22:35
  to find their interest and then focus on that. Yeah, what do you
• 1:22:40
  want to build me? What are you into art? All right, let's
• 1:22:43
  focus on art now, now you don't have to go to college, but
• 1:22:45
  you have to focus on what the fuck are you showing me that you really
• 1:22:47
  want to be an artist? Are you really painting every day or you just
• 1:22:50
  fucking around? Are you going to classes where you're learning the craft or just
• 1:22:55
  fucking around? Yeah, you got to like find out those things, bro,
• 1:22:57
  because like fucking traditional education is not way to go, especially especially it
• 1:23:00
  would be the way to go if it didn't cost anything. That shit should
• 1:23:03
  be fucking free. It should be a choice. Do I want to go
• 1:23:05
  to college? And that's where this is going. The university is gonna fucking
• 1:23:09
  realize people wised up. Listen, I find everything I need on YouTube.
• 1:23:13
  YouTube your university, baby, And why the fuck do I need you?
• 1:23:15
  Because there's a guy, a fucking professor in Europe that knows a hundred times
• 1:23:18
  more than this piece of shit. I'm paying millions of a mile dollars.
• 1:23:21
  There's a couple of degrees that you to go to college, yeah, like
• 1:23:24
  a doctor. Yeah, there's lawyers, yes, and they should have it
• 1:23:29
  for free for them. It's not fair that they go to college and now
• 1:23:31
  they're in debt, and now they're taking prescription drugs they're doing some shady shit
• 1:23:35
  just to make against me too. It's getting to that point these doctors are
• 1:23:40
  getting out. Yeah you make one two hundred thousand, three hundred thousand,
• 1:23:43
  but you also owe how much for your doctor's degree? One hundred and thirty
• 1:23:46
  thousand dollars or something like that. You understand. So what the fuck's the
• 1:23:49
  point I'm still broke for the next ten years that I get out of the
• 1:23:53
  fucking debt. Why should we be stressing out the people that cure our communities?
• 1:23:59
  Give them free education, teachers, give them free education. They're going
• 1:24:02
  to teach our children Ukraine. Yeah, well that's where the billions went,
• 1:24:11
  that's where they go. I mean we wonder why we can. Yeah,
• 1:24:15
  I mean even before Ukraine they weren't gonna do that. Will you think about
• 1:24:18
  Well, it's funny because we say there's not enough money to damn look,
• 1:24:21
  food go. The median four year cost of public medical schools is two hundred
• 1:24:29
  and sixty eight thousand, four hundred and seventy six dollars. You've got to
• 1:24:33
  residence students, while students at private schools may pay up to three hundred and
• 1:24:39
  sixty three thousand, eight hundred and thirty six dollars. You got to really
• 1:24:42
  want to see people in like horrible situations and try to help them to pay
• 1:24:46
  that much money. Jesus Christ, do you understand now? Now, I
• 1:24:48
  have a notepath that says, shit, I can't even make my student loan,
• 1:24:53
  but the noepad says that I can prescribe you this Vico in that part.
• 1:24:58
  That's why it was so easy for these doc there and this people to
• 1:25:00
  go, yeah, let me write this prescription because I get kickbacks and I
• 1:25:03
  need money. I'm broke. I don't know how to pay these student loans.
• 1:25:08
  I'm broke. I'm literally. Yeah, you're a doctor, but you're
• 1:25:10
  still broke. Yeah, you're still pushing a Corolla. You don't need that
• 1:25:13
  prescription. Your doctors needs money. Dogs. Stop taking all that fucking I
• 1:25:17
  love everything I'm taking you kid, you just started, but you're still taking
• 1:25:20
  it. You're still taking if it was a suppository, I mean, think
• 1:25:26
  about it, like, man, I'm white, okay, like that option.
• 1:25:31
  It just means I'll do some weird ships. Vitamins just fucking boom and
• 1:25:41
  he's intoficial and ship what is good for you? Think about it? You
• 1:25:46
  would think about it. I want to be happier. Do you want to
• 1:25:48
  shove this up? Why not? Both? You have to say it's not
• 1:25:55
  gay when it was in jail. It was in jail. Oh that's bullshit.
• 1:25:58
  That's still yeah, bro, that's you know, shove me something over
• 1:26:02
  your ass like but like they hide stuff in their asshole. No, no,
• 1:26:06
  that's a fifth pocket. That's cool. Yeah, that's how those people
• 1:26:10
  always say. Every trollo has been in jail, they always say that fifth
• 1:26:12
  pocket. When your fifth pocket? Yeah, bro, I wrot okay,
• 1:26:16
  look throw my I don't have to worry about that shit anyway. Bro.
• 1:26:19
  My ex wife was a sheriff. She worked in the prison system. So
• 1:26:24
  we check everything youve in the fifth pocket. How did they check that?
• 1:26:27
  Oh they Oh you want to hear? Oh yeah, oh ship, this
• 1:26:32
  is gonna be gruesome. Bro, here we go. So she she was
• 1:26:38
  told the story and they told her you gotta be careful, okay, when
• 1:26:42
  you're being you know, processed, to get into the jails, of course,
• 1:26:45
  you gotta get fully naked. They have a full body search. They
• 1:26:48
  fucking have you squat, They have you open your mouth open the time,
• 1:26:51
  all that ship, your ears, all that ship, They check inside their
• 1:26:56
  hair. They make sure you're not bringing ship in one of the tests they
• 1:26:59
  have you what cough Boa, They hadn't me do that, squad and cough.
• 1:27:06
  They all of a sudden saw something fall, like hanging, so the
• 1:27:11
  sheriff grabbed it, and then I started screaming, let me go, let
• 1:27:15
  me go, And they thought that he was trying to hide it or swallow
• 1:27:18
  it. And what it was it was a hemorrhoid. Hemorrhoid had popped out,
• 1:27:25
  and he thought he was it was a sack, and he grabbed it.
• 1:27:27
  He wouldn't let it go because he didn't want to lose it. And
• 1:27:32
  there's blood everywhere over her. Oh that is so fucking that is fuck bro,
• 1:27:40
  that is Did he sue them? I don't. I don't know what
• 1:27:43
  happened after that, bro, but I'm pretty sure something happened. But to
• 1:27:46
  tell her her, hey, listen, be careful when it's something like that,
• 1:27:50
  be delicate, you know, just having freeze. And then we do
• 1:27:55
  a final inspection. No more grabbing him pulling. God damn, I told
• 1:28:00
  you, fool's asshole. It's a big hemorrhoid. Bro, it's it's it's
• 1:28:05
  your interrible colon. Just fucking fucking hemorrhoid. You don't have a doctor,
• 1:28:13
  not the jail. No, yeah, bro, but he's going to jail
• 1:28:15
  for someone who I'm pretty sure he's not a healthy individual that gets his annual
• 1:28:19
  check out. Don't commit crimes and hemorrhoids. That's the story admitted he stopt.
• 1:28:27
  Yeah, bro, but it's maybe it's something he was putting, you
• 1:28:29
  know, to the side, so you got time to do it. You
• 1:28:31
  know. He just shoves his memory back in I told you or something like
• 1:28:38
  that. No divorce, got one. I swear I'd be like, a
• 1:28:43
  hemorrhoid divorce. Are you creating that ship? I'm here, Yeah, memory,
• 1:28:49
  This fool would rather pay for the divorce lawyer, the divorce everything.
• 1:28:57
  She's not gonna want to if she got an r s hemorhoid like all this
• 1:29:00
  ship, Bro, when you are my way, your wife is going to
• 1:29:03
  be putting that fucking ointment on your asshole straight your fucking hemorrhoid. You're talking
• 1:29:10
  all these ship with me, not he I said, I'm not trying to
• 1:29:13
  hit that dog style, and I got see any of that ship. She's
• 1:29:15
  not the point. She's not gonna fuck you if she got the gnarly community
• 1:29:21
  crimes. Okay, so what you do with that you had? If you
• 1:29:25
  had a hemorrhoid, would you be out trying to funk? I would.
• 1:29:27
  I wouldn't even committed crimes. I've at the doctor's house. That's my point.
• 1:29:30
  Say, I don't know. I don't know what people could do with
• 1:29:31
  this ship. Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure he didn't get around
• 1:29:34
  to it. You understand he had other ship. He's arrested. You understand
• 1:29:38
  like that wasn't a priority. His life and his life, his hemorrhoids are
• 1:29:41
  not the priority. Getting crack and creating crime, that's what he's into.
• 1:29:45
  But if you're if you're in a relationship and one of y'all get to Jesus
• 1:29:50
  the time, he's like, gotta hear hemorrhoid. Yeah, Hey, what
• 1:29:58
  do I do? Is she got a hemorrhoid? And what I my dad's
• 1:30:00
  head preparation ht by Yeah, boy, God, I hope you. I
• 1:30:05
  hope your girlfriend just never gets a cold. Jesus Christ. She starts coughing.
• 1:30:13
  He's like, bitch, get out, broken, I'm done with you.
• 1:30:16
  Get out, I said, just talking back in dog, what the
• 1:30:19
  fuck? No, it's tighter. Get weird with it, bro, Just
• 1:30:26
  move it to the Sidebro, they'll be picky. Oh that's crazy, Pops.
• 1:30:32
  You can go I'm killing her. I'm killing her right now with this.
• 1:30:35
  I'm slaying it. That's nasty. Never tuk on it. Never ever
• 1:30:41
  talk anything. If you're gonna be processing any jail, just let them know.
• 1:30:45
  Hey, the situation with the hemorrhoids just I'm not carrying a sack,
• 1:30:48
  it's just the hemorrhoids. Please be gentle, Please, please be gentle with
• 1:30:53
  my hemis. I'm swing. That's so gnarly. God damn great. So
• 1:31:00
  which one do you think is worse? Like that story or the fucking Smegma
• 1:31:03
  Cheddar story. Oh Martin wrizzle, Oh, Martin Rizzo talked about motherfucker ain't
• 1:31:10
  circumcised and he didn't fucking wash his ship right, So no one told him
• 1:31:13
  to pull it back. So he said, you find out that's such a
• 1:31:15
  bullshit. Excuse man, that is a bullshit. Excuse your dog. That
• 1:31:20
  is bullshit. He thought it was a auction, and then he called,
• 1:31:24
  I'm gonna call bullshit. I'm calling bullshit. That's fucking dumb. No,
• 1:31:27
  No, I'm calling bullshit because there's no fucking way Martin Rizzle didn't jack off
• 1:31:31
  before. And when you jack off, you automated pull that ship back,
• 1:31:34
  of that ship back, and you must have used lotion or something, and
• 1:31:38
  that cleans that motherfucker so bullshit on that. There's no way you're gonna have
• 1:31:42
  a fucking crust of fucking fucking cheese he had as Yeah, I believe that
• 1:31:46
  gonna be fucking dirty, but it's not gonna fucking fucking his entire life till
• 1:31:50
  he was twenty one. He pulled it back. Nah, he was jacking
• 1:31:54
  off at eleven. Bro, That motherfucker pulled that skin. That was like,
• 1:31:58
  how do you how do you just like want you're showering, not even
• 1:32:00
  just like mess with that ship like it's your fucking body. You're like touching
• 1:32:02
  ship, you know what I mean? No, No, you're jacking off.
• 1:32:04
  Bro. As soon as you get a little hard on, you go
• 1:32:06
  to the point. I knew how early started jernking off. Now you obviously
• 1:32:11
  know my wristle money. I can now if if Martin Rizzle says I didn't
• 1:32:15
  till twenty one, now that fucking scares me. Bro, How the fuck
• 1:32:17
  did you go through life not jacking off? Until you were twenty one.
• 1:32:20
  That's that worn't worry me. I mean that anything's wrong with you. I
• 1:32:24
  didn't. I didn't do nothing until I was seventeen. Like I had sex
• 1:32:27
  before I jerked off. Actually, yeah, so you didn't jerk off earlier
• 1:32:31
  than that? Why? I don't know. I just wasn't thinking about it.
• 1:32:35
  You have any brothers steps, I have a little brother, and then
• 1:32:38
  I have an older sister. But it was like, okay, I was
• 1:32:40
  like skateboarding and ship Now that's why. That's why when you have a brother
• 1:32:43
  you start jacking off because he jacked off. Oh what are you doing?
• 1:32:46
  You didn't have a brother to look up to and say, hey, look
• 1:32:49
  at that, buddy. I'll try finger baking him. It's how you supposed
• 1:32:54
  to do it. I no know, help me about this. That explains
• 1:33:02
  everything. The mullet explains the mullet man and everything and all adds. Get
• 1:33:11
  a hemorrhoid dog. He thought it was a clip. You rub the tail
• 1:33:24
  it pop? Oh no, sheets didn't any more. Broom, I'm a
• 1:33:34
  man. Now they come out. He's a virgin. He's a that's fucking
• 1:33:48
  crazy, bro, you know how like sometimes she's like to really shove something
• 1:33:54
  out there. Bro. When you see some of these videos of these Portle
• 1:33:56
  chicks, like damn some of these chixies, Sticky shoved hell ship up there.
• 1:34:00
  Dog. You know you know Young Beabs. No, we got Young
• 1:34:03
  Beabs on the show. He's a he's a comedian. He does Oh no,
• 1:34:05
  I do know him. Yeah yeah, he's like he's like, he's
• 1:34:09
  like, ya, baby been locked up for like yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:34:11
  yeah, longer than they say. He's been in the prison since.
• 1:34:15
  Yeah baby, why baby? They call himselves that. It's the thing that
• 1:34:17
  it's a term when they've been in jail before they were young before, like
• 1:34:20
  when you're like fifteen thirteen, like yeah, you into juvenile. But he's
• 1:34:25
  been in a long time. And this fool talked about coming out right,
• 1:34:28
  and then he was dating some chick. He did it on the podcast I'm
• 1:34:30
  not burning him out. He and he talked about dating some chick dog and
• 1:34:32
  then, uh, he had two phones. He didn't tell her he had
• 1:34:36
  another phone because that was his side side piece, and his mistress another can
• 1:34:43
  and I guess his girls like I heard the other phone, let me see
• 1:34:45
  the phone. And this fool was like nah non And this fool went into
• 1:34:48
  the bathroom real quick so she wouldn't catch his fall. Cheating dog hooped it
• 1:34:55
  came out. His girl was like, I know you're sweating. I know
• 1:34:58
  what you did, but whatever, If you don't want to get caught that
• 1:35:00
  bad, then let it be. Oh imagine to going that length, dog
• 1:35:05
  to not yours. Listen, listen, listen, listen, you know,
• 1:35:11
  hold on, hold on. That's commitment, probably cheating. Bro, Listen,
• 1:35:16
  I have a phone. Now, if I if I have the capabilities,
• 1:35:20
  if I've trained my body, if I've trained my asshole, yes exactly,
• 1:35:26
  to take this in like a fifth pocket, why not utilize my special
• 1:35:30
  power? Do you understand I have a special set of skills that nobody else
• 1:35:34
  has. Yeah, for you to shove something up your ass would be an
• 1:35:38
  amazing task for him. Nothing. Never have I ever set the phone on
• 1:35:42
  my this moment. I've been training for this moment. It's good. The
• 1:35:45
  moment wild though, bro, Like, because he's right, Bro, like
• 1:35:47
  an iPhone, Bro, it is the minual, bro. Like, you
• 1:35:50
  gotta train that asshole to take that in. You got to take off the
• 1:35:55
  case, Bro, you got you gotta train that ship. Bro, Like,
• 1:35:58
  you know how a snake fun eats a prey. Bro, you gotta
• 1:36:00
  open it up, you gotta up. You train it like like ears,
• 1:36:04
  your ears when you start stretching here, you're just like that your ass.
• 1:36:08
  So it just comes out like he has that special skill. Bro, that
• 1:36:12
  is a skill. That is a skill. White. I see. For
• 1:36:15
  me, I would have known, I have no option. I have to
• 1:36:16
  throw this phone away. I might flush I'm not trying to flush it down
• 1:36:19
  the toilet like that was your phone down the toilet, threw it in the
• 1:36:21
  trash, breaking and throw it in the trash. That's it. Now you
• 1:36:25
  lost your phone and all those contacts and all that bullshit. You're really using
• 1:36:29
  that phone after dog, you're really gonna shut that out and you you're gonna
• 1:36:31
  charge it that way, you know, listen to music that ship speaker.
• 1:36:36
  He probably put it locked up, wrap it up. No, no,
• 1:36:43
  no, short amount of time. He didn't want to have a ziplop back
• 1:36:48
  raw dog. He might have put like he might use so and so,
• 1:36:53
  and you think his lady called him that he don't have a number. Dog,
• 1:36:57
  it's just can you imagine it starts vibrating, put it on silent,
• 1:37:00
  but it's still vibrating. Mo. You hear that. No, I don't
• 1:37:05
  hear ship. I don't hear nothing down That ship's right on his G spot,
• 1:37:12
  just making him come. He's just sucking the tensest ship. Just come
• 1:37:17
  on, come back on the podcast. I love that dude, Bro.
• 1:37:20
  I love the stories, bro ship. It was a real fucking like.
• 1:37:26
  I'm glad he changed really fucking yeah you ever have you ever been locked up?
• 1:37:31
  No? Oh? Yeah? The why for d you? Why he
• 1:37:35
  gets all happy when other people say they have the us, well, because
• 1:37:39
  we earned them. Jesus Christ, prouders you not feel like I know you
• 1:37:46
  earned it, but like y'all, like I was stranded, like I needed
• 1:37:49
  to leave. That was why I got it. I was for pussy.
• 1:37:54
  Two dollars was on the way to get pussy. But it wasn't that thing
• 1:37:57
  where like I have options now like now it's like cheap. I like,
• 1:38:00
  bro, when I hear my homies get deus, I'm not deserved it.
• 1:38:02
  Good bad because for forty fifty bucks you could have gone home and most most
• 1:38:06
  most people I get deuys. It's for under fifty bucks. Uber. Now,
• 1:38:10
  yeah, no one's driving forget about that is the fact that somebody hits
• 1:38:15
  you and they die. You understand, but you were under the influence,
• 1:38:18
  even though you were being careful, even if you were doing everything you had
• 1:38:23
  to do, somebody else just lost control and now hits your car and they
• 1:38:26
  die. You're still responsible, bro, because they always say you could have
• 1:38:29
  avoided if you would have been sober. Let's say now at this age,
• 1:38:31
  bro, I'm not even arguing with you. Absolutely, Bro, I take
• 1:38:35
  a noble from here to anywhere, my house or water. Yeah, I've
• 1:38:40
  left my car before him, Like fuck it, I guess I'm leaving my
• 1:38:41
  car here yep. Smart. Yeah, Like I'm not like I'm saying like
• 1:38:45
  pro like when he when you got it, okay, what options you have?
• 1:38:47
  Where were you were like, man, this is I gotta go or
• 1:38:50
  fuck it? No? When I got it, it was I was at
• 1:38:54
  a club. They had a limo for us outside waiting for us. Bro.
• 1:38:58
  And this is what I mean while this is tractions with women will distract
• 1:39:00
  you, right. And so my friend and these two girls are like,
• 1:39:04
  yeah, we're gonna go keep partying at our house. Right. My friend's
• 1:39:08
  like, come on, dude, let's go, and and she's like all
• 1:39:12
  right, but you guys drive and I'm like, all right, because we
• 1:39:15
  were promoting some liquor company. So what ended up happening is that he gave
• 1:39:19
  us a limbo. They say, guys, make sure you get in the
• 1:39:21
  limbo. We still have the rest of the tour to do. And I'm
• 1:39:26
  like yeah, yeah, but these girls said come to our house. We're
• 1:39:28
  like, fuck it, let's go with them. So me and my boy
• 1:39:30
  in another comic, we jump in. They go into the car. As
• 1:39:33
  soon as I pull out, the cops stop me right away. Why it's
• 1:39:38
  not my car, it's the girl that was at the club. And they
• 1:39:42
  stop us right away and says, do you know why I stopped you?
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  Nope, says your front plates. You don't have your front plates. And
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  of course they're stopping everybody that they can because they're coming out of the club.
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  So when he comes to me, he says, have you been drinking?
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  up. I'm drunk. And she's like wh and she's like, he's like,
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  can you step out of the vehicle? Sure, no problem. He's
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  like, what about my car? Hold on. He's like, bitch,
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  fuck your car. My boy's like, what about my boy? He's getting
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  arrested because you're fucking front plate. What the fuck is going on right now?
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  So the guy pulls me out and he says, and they I'm not
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  right out of the club, like run front of the club. He says,
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  Okay, I'm gonna need you to stretch up. No, no,
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  no, I already told you I'm drunk. Let's go like, I'm not
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  going to perform in front of all these people. Do you understand I just
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  did that. I just performed. There, you're stopping me right in front
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  of the club. I just performed. I can't I'm not gonna do the
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  whole all, gonna take picture exactly, report all. You're right, I
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  would have I said, nobody, go out with your head. Hell hot,
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  Look George is getting so the way. That's it, dude. All
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  he did is say, okay, put him in the car. But they
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  didn't have enough breathalyzers, so they ended up driving me to the station and
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  then I blew at the station and he's like, oh, yeah, you're
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  fucked up, dude. They wrote it down and you were fucking three times.
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  You live over it up because they gave me some time to so brow
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  up between them. Yeah, but still I was still fucked up, bro,
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  because with the whole point of us being there was doing the show and
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  then promoting the liquor, and we were drinking all night. We didn't care.
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  But I get there. The guy gets my money, starts counting and
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  he's like, what are you so drugs? I said no, I was
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  doing the show. They paid me in cash. He's like, what you
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  was that? But we were cool. We started joking. I told him
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  my ex wife was a sheriff, this and this and that, and we
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  just started talking, bro, and he was like, oh, Bro,
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  you should have said something to the officer. They could probably let you go
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  this and that. I was like, said, that's what he said,
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  your ex wives you're in, You're in X wives was a shriff, damn.
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  So so I try to use that card there. I should have used
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  it over there, but fuck it. So I'm there, and he was
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  nice enough to go, all right, fuck it, you get your own
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  cell. At that moment, I realized I never want to go back,
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  bro, just being in that holding. So he put me separately from the
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  hen't put me in the tank. It was nice enough to let me chill
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  there, and I was like, fuck, dude, I was that said
• 1:42:04
  dude never again. I knew what it felt like where you can't leave bro
• 1:42:09
  period, fuck in their Asshold bro, you're finding asleep and no walk just
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  walk by and just bang? Were you? Were you in the drunk tank
• 1:42:17
  on drunk tank on fourth of July with everybody? I said ten people,
• 1:42:20
  there was fifteen twenty of us in their dog. It was for July.
• 1:42:24
  There's no they're gonna do. That's the worst air dog. It was crazy.
• 1:42:27
  It's like there was some real pizons in there, like real food that
• 1:42:30
  couldn't speak Spanish. I was like, they go, I'm going they went.
• 1:42:33
  At one point they asked them me here, I fuck come next,
• 1:42:35
  but they let me out. I hope they let them out, but I
• 1:42:38
  don't think them. They were like fucked up. I just was like,
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  what's up? Yeah? Now the promoter showed up to pick me up because
• 1:42:47
  they found out later on what the fuck where's Richard? We gotta leave there's
• 1:42:51
  a tour happening. Well, we got to pick him up from jail.
• 1:42:55
  What the fuck you got arrested last night? The promoter. You see him
• 1:42:59
  on the other that of the window. What the fuck? What the fuck?
• 1:43:02
  I had a limo. I had a limo for you guy. You
• 1:43:05
  could have brought the girls in the limo. What fuck? Why did you
• 1:43:13
  drive? What the fuck is wrong with you? But they were nice enough
• 1:43:19
  to go, right, fucking dude, We'll take care of the legal problems
• 1:43:23
  so they pay for the lower they pay for everything. Damn, that's answer.
• 1:43:27
  Bro. That ship comes back to like ten grands. Yeah, just
• 1:43:30
  so you know, did you learn your lesson? Yeah? Yeah, oh
• 1:43:32
  yeah, that always takes. Some people don't learn their lessons. That happened
• 1:43:35
  in two thousand and eight. After that, never again. Now I do
• 1:43:39
  exactly what you said. That's it. Or I get a comic that drives
• 1:43:42
  me around. If I'm gonna drink until comic eight. You're driving, you
• 1:43:45
  find a behavior I drink. You find an Xavier for George Burrice. You
• 1:43:49
  know that's what George does getting sucked up? Yeah, you're driving no more?
• 1:43:55
  Hey was before before we're talking about d u s h You know you
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  honestly on a seed on a boat. I don't be. I don't be
• 1:44:08
  on a scooter, on the bike, anything that's anything that's motorized. Yeah
• 1:44:14
  or yeah, man, I got in a fucking drunk accident on my scooter
• 1:44:16
  and I got a gnarly concussion. You guys saw the pictures with Tom Hanks.
• 1:44:26
  But I remember freaking out, like I was like blacking in and out,
• 1:44:28
  and I remember waking up at one point, like after I bashed my
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  I was like, I gotta get home. I remember just scrambling us panicking,
• 1:44:38
  but like, hold up, show you a picture. It looks awesome.
• 1:44:41
  Now. I wonder if people that saw that accident and go, what
• 1:44:44
  the fuck is wrong with this guy? Like somebody had to see me fucking
• 1:44:46
  bash my face? Yeah, oh fuck, yeah, yeah I remember that.
• 1:44:51
  Yeah. I have a screenshot of that too. Can you see it
• 1:44:55
  on the camera. We thought your ex wife was hitting you at the moment
• 1:44:58
  in time, You're like, hey, you need help, bro, you
• 1:45:00
  want me to order a pizza? You know, it was twice in my
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  head, dude, and I saw it. I was like he said that
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  any word, dude, They heard him, They heard him, dude.
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  He said, it is said what oh, I mean not shout out to
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  Mexico, but whatever do you see that they're at the end of the game,
• 1:45:16
  they were yelling Pluto. It was kind of cool to hear it too.
• 1:45:20
  Oh that game and they don't like that ship. I'm lead that these
• 1:45:25
  stadiums hate that ship. But with Mexicans when they don't win, you're not
• 1:45:28
  gonna stop them. Though. You can hear that ship loud, and then
• 1:45:30
  you can hear like the denouncement trust on that ship. What what does our
• 1:45:33
  fucking what does the advertisement say before l a f C game? This club
• 1:45:38
  is for everyone. It's the Clube Totos. Yeah, bro, they have
• 1:45:43
  the fucking gay is fucking anti gay. So but but was it happening that
• 1:45:48
  during the game they started losing once they so? So the Mexicans will keep
• 1:45:55
  cool if they're winning on the losing because you can they literally they they won't
• 1:45:58
  punish the team. You will get punished. You get fine. Technically,
• 1:46:00
  you will find they will find. Nobody had a problem to like somebody was
• 1:46:02
  like, well you know what means fagged, right, and then the people
• 1:46:06
  were just like, what we have to cancel it? And I was like
• 1:46:12
  Spanish people never got had a problem with it. Well, then just changing
• 1:46:17
  that way, there's no gay inclination anyways, Like like we like now on
• 1:46:21
  here we say six one seven six one seven, Yeah, six one seven.
• 1:46:27
  There you go, you that, But eventually I'm not gonna be able
• 1:46:30
  to six say it once. No, no, no, no, because
• 1:46:31
  that never started from a root of hate. Understand you're starting it from you're
• 1:46:36
  just an idiot. I mean yeah, but when you say, oh,
• 1:46:42
  you're just being gay, right, when you stop being gay, what would
• 1:46:45
  you say instead of that? You just said it seven six one seven,
• 1:46:51
  So instead of that, you go six six six one seven? What letter
• 1:46:56
  is a sixth letter in the alphabet? I think he gets it. Yeah,
• 1:47:00
  that's what I mean. Like they're gonna still find human. But but
• 1:47:04
  it's it wasn't rooted from anger. It was more to say you're still That's
• 1:47:09
  what I think. Wasn't it was literally the goal you score on us we
• 1:47:15
  made It's not you made up an N word, you know, yeah,
• 1:47:17
  No, it's it's been will already existed. It's now you're using it because
• 1:47:25
  we hate you. You're an asshole, right, instead of it's not that
• 1:47:28
  you're gay it's that you're an assole. We hate you. Yeah, so
• 1:47:30
  just get another champ bro. That's it, just because it's already associated with
• 1:47:34
  abuse to the gay community. Imagine it. There. I'm just saying,
• 1:47:40
  it's gonna be really hard to get these Mexicans to life. And next one
• 1:47:43
  people started taking ninja. But it's no, no, no, people mean
• 1:47:48
  nothing. I just made it up. That's what I'm saying. Just create
• 1:47:51
  something new, like but you just start yelling, Oh god, that's not
• 1:47:59
  that kind of take behind. Yeah, it was used might going back.
• 1:48:02
  Yes, you're like, you don't know. I thought stupid, you don't
• 1:48:09
  know what the N word and Mexican Jesus Christ, there is a conversation I
• 1:48:14
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• 1:48:19
  But they have two words for f they have a lot of words for
• 1:48:24
  gate people that sucker all that stuff. There you go. Spanish was a
• 1:48:32
  creative Oh they live for this, but they they listen to they're the mess
• 1:48:41
  with you though though. Yeah, Chicano is the best bro. Who know,
• 1:48:47
  No Chilangos Chilangolos. Yeah, there's is one fo I follow here.
• 1:48:53
  I think he's like from like their or something like that. He's chilango.
• 1:48:57
  He'd be dancing coma guy that I got here was he cat? Oh yeah?
• 1:49:04
  And he does it with this kid too. Yeah he has a cat
• 1:49:06
  that he has a glasses and he makes the whole k kills the best.
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  Dude. Yeah, dude, you're such a cat. Dude, Okay,
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  I just got you're a female. You be a cat lady for sure.
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  A bad one too. That one too. I thought i'd be happy little
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  bitch straight up. Hey man, damn man, the fucking podcast flew fucking
• 1:49:28
  y. How bad are the other ones? Fuck? You have a good
• 1:49:34
  time. But sometimes it's like you you're right like tie topics and you're like,
• 1:49:38
  all right, man, just something to back up on, you know,
• 1:49:40
  just in case. It was like a dull moment. But like you
• 1:49:42
  know, this ship fucking went. I told you it was just like we're
• 1:49:45
  just gonna shoot the ship, and you were just like perfect for it.
• 1:49:46
  Bro. He shot ship. Yeah, ship, ship got shot. Got
• 1:49:49
  a lot of ship done. Let's get Let's give it up and give a
• 1:49:53
  big thank you to Richard Rio for coming by already. Thank you, thank
• 1:49:57
  you, everybody's you have enjoyed it In the chat room. They definitely they
• 1:50:01
  thought this was one of the funnier ones. That's how a lot of great
• 1:50:03
  comments in there. Where can they follow you out and check you out?
• 1:50:06
  Or you have any upcoming shows at Richard Comedy. I almost social media platforms
• 1:50:13
  and go to my website Richard via dot com and I have shows coming up
• 1:50:16
  in Ontario improv. I'll be there fourth of July weekend the fifth, sixth,
• 1:50:20
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• 1:50:25
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• 1:50:28
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• 1:50:31
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