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Getting Caught in a HELICOPTER! #4 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: Grab the cold one, turn up the volume and put your feet up.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_02: Here comes your shout with Jay and Braden.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome back to the podcast, episode four of Your Shout with Jay and Braden, mate.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_02: Here we are.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, another episode.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_02: Another episode here.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_02: Um, let's get straight into it, mate.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_02: Last time we talked, I was just about to head off to game one of the state of origin.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_02: Obviously, when you guys are listening to this, I know it's a few weeks in advance, and actually, when you listen to this tomorrow, well, if you listen on the Tuesday, that Wednesday, game two will be out.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_02: But mate, not the not the game we wanted to see.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_02: Not at all.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_02: It was horrible.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_02: It was it was poorly played.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, look, I'm gonna be honest, um, first time going to the state of origin, I will say that the atmosphere was unreal.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: I I just no ways about it, it was unreal, it was a packed out stadium, sold out.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_02: Was it a good game to watch?
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_02: No, it was not a good game to watch.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: Did you get heaps of shit?
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_00: Like um walking out or whatnot.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, Kate and I actually left 15 minutes before the game ended.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_02: Because I said this is gonna be a good time to leave now.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna see how the we know how the game's gonna end.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and we're gonna beat the the traffic on the way home, like the transport, because we caught a train in there.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yep.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_02: And as we all know, what public transport like is in Brisbane.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_02: Um so um, but yeah, um, I don't want to be the Debbie Downer of the Brisbane and all that, but I had a gut feeling that was gonna happen.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: I had a gut feeling I didn't think we were gonna be as bad as that though, to only get one try out of the whole game.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_00: But I will say bloody um what's his name, Cleary.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_00: Can't shoot for shit, eh?
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_02: He's the only one that made us not really they could have they New South Wales could have been on us way more than.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, I think I think he missed like I think it was what 10 10 points worth.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he did.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_02: It was crazy.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um, I think the best part about the night was probably just the atmosphere of the fact that we were at the state of origin.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and it was the big before the kickoff, you see all these players.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_02: Now, I'm not a as we know, I'm not a big NRL fan, I'm a massive AFL fan, but seeing all the best of the best on the field, you're just like, holy moly, this is it.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_02: And as soon as it kicked off, we were just like bang.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_02: But you could just tell from the start that we were just not on, yeah.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_02: Like we were just like getting them to get past.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_02: Now, I will say that there was some calls from the ref that I thought was a bit and they missed some things.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_00: 100%.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but um, would I go back to a state of origin?
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, definitely.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_02: We've got to go to one.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I would like to go to one.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: I definitely would love to go to one, but we'll see where game three is, because what's it?
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_02: You said game two's at yeah, so game two's at Perth, which brings us to the we've I think they've played three games at Perth, um, and we've both lost every single one of them.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_02: And by when I mean lost, they've beaten, they flogged us.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and then the third game is in Sydney, so I is it gonna be a blue washout for us, or are we gonna be able to I really hope not?
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_02: I really hope not, too.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_02: I really hope we can fight back in game two and prove them wrong because the teamless has come out.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and Daily Cherry Evans is not in.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_00: It's well, he's always been in it, hasn't he?
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_02: He's he's been in it for as long as I remember.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_02: He's our captain.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_02: You know, he was at well, he was been our captain for the last few years, and yeah, they've after one bad game, they're just like, see you later.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's fucked.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like that at all.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_02: They've got we don't have Reese Walshonga, so you know, we're just gonna have to just see how it all pans out, to be honest.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah, so we'll we'll we'll see how we go.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_02: You know, uh a win's a win if we get it, but um game two, we'll just see how it goes.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_02: Obviously, when you're listening to this, it will be coming out the day after this.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_02: So we'll talk about it when we come back and just see.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe we will come back happy knowing that it's gonna be which we'll let's all agree that the third game is so much better when it's a decider.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_00: 100%.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_00: It's like the best game.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_00: It is really good.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_02: And I do think that NRL do try and make it a decider because there is more money involved if there's a decider.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_02: Because obviously, if there's a decider, you're gonna attract more people.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_02: If it's a let's say um the blues win Perth, not a lot of people are gonna watch the third game because even if the Queensland.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, even if Queensland do win, it's a it's a pity win.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you know, you haven't won anything actually.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_00: Like a participation award.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_02: The only good thing if we do win the third game, if they won the second one, is that they didn't do a clean washout on us.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_02: Uh you know what?
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_02: We'll we'll go back to it.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_02: We'll come back and see.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_02: But yep, if you're ever gonna go to a state of origin, highly recommend it.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_02: We went to a pub actually beforehand.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_02: We went to the sports bar, actually.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_02: I should talk about this.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_02: I think there was about 32 beers on tap there.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_02: Every tall pipe of beer you could think of, all pints too.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_00: Is that that global one?
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_00: Like the sports.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_02: I wish I could remember what it was called, but I don't think it was global.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: I forgot what it was called now, but it was like it was a proper sports bar.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and yeah, just the atmosphere there was unreal.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_02: That's where we went before the state of origin, and then we we walked from the central to Sun Court, and um, yeah, before that we went to Pig and Whistle.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_02: We tried to keep it, I think we tried to keep English themed for some reason.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_02: Had a pine at the at Pig and Whistle, and then we walked into Suncorp Stadium and it was just packed.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely just did you get any drinks or food at the stadium?
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_02: I did, but we got in there, we actually got pretty lucky.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_02: We found a bar that had not a lot of people in there, so we darted in there and we yeah, we carried a lot as much as you can, um, to the point where Kate actually couldn't actually order anymore because it was Kate's round.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_02: But when Kate came and did the round, because there were so many of us, they said, You can't come back here, and you they you you're done your um limit.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_02: So we all had to take turns throughout the game.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_02: Um we had brilliant seats, we were right behind the goals, but yeah, this just Caxton Street walking from Caxton Street to the Suncorp, just Queenslander, just the vibe was on, and then when we're walking out of Suncorp, it was just yeah, dead quiet.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_02: It was just quiet up heads down, but you know what?
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_02: You you move on from there, yeah.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_02: Mate, we just had it, Naomi's birthday weekend.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the 20th was really good.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_02: Your partner's birthday.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_02: Um it's been I we went to a birthday last year, I can't believe it was a year ago.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_02: Elite party, I think.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_00: It was great, it was a really good party.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_02: Um took a while for it to get going, but we were there a bit early.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a lot of latecomers, as a lot of people do to a party's.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_02: But we were playing this game, and I this question game.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_00: Now, I don't know what is with drinking games, but whoever invents it was actually like that game, it was a lot better last time.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_00: Like for some reason, when we were playing it last night, it was just bloody horrible.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_00: It was the worst game ever.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, as soon as we started playing, I was like, nah, we're well, I don't want to play this no more.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_00: It's crap.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you just go to the next best thing, which is beer pong.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_02: Beer pong is uh and I think you and I we we didn't play our best game.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_00: Nah, we that was that was definitely times coming back.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to mean this in a horrible way to you, but coming back from my birthday party and Kate and I's birthday party at Double Island, which we talked about in the past episodes.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_02: You were just you went on, mate.
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_02: And which surprised me because Double Island, you were one of the remaining champions.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, mate.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what happened, mate.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_00: What happened?
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think I drank enough.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_00: You don't I don't think I drank enough.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_00: I really don't think I drank enough when I was playing.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_00: Oh but yeah, no, dude, it was crazy.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_00: It was um such a good time.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_00: What was it had the fire going too?
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're getting a bit of cold nights here in Brisbane.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_02: It's a bit odd.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_02: It's I don't remember it being this cold at nights in a long time for our winter.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, even last year, winter last year was kind of hot, and this one's like it's always like at least 10 degrees every night.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_02: And it's it's good because like you can have that fire, which we're not used to having as a fire because let's be honest, um, it's too hot for a fire.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_02: I love a good fire.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_02: I love a good fire.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's what I've always said, and I want to talk about this before we could go on with the birthday recap.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_02: My birthday is in December.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_02: Now, December is probably one of the hottest months we will get.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_02: And it's good because you can go to the beach and all that, and you can have a swim and all that.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_02: But I don't know, I'm always jealous of people like Naomi's whose birthday are in winter for us, because you can have the bushfires, you can have that gather something about going to someone's house party and you've got a fire there, you've got drinks in the head, music playing in the background, all having a good yarn and all that.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_02: There's something about it.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_02: Also, like always like um So what I'm trying to say is like winter birthdays are different to summer birthdays.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the vibes are different.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would say so.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like it's more laid back for a winter birthday.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I feel like when we go to those summer ones, like Double Island, every time we go, every time we've been to that Double Island one, we just know that it's on, and it's just pool, beach, hot beers and like if it's cold, it's like you really don't want to go out too far, you know what I mean?
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_00: Like you'd rather have the fire going, stay inside where it's nice and warm, and just having a piss up in there.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think you drink more in the summer or winter?
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_02: See, I notice I drink it's not gonna sound like such an old man saying this.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_02: I dr I drink more beer in summer than I do in winter, but I drink a lot more spirits in winter.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't know if that's because it's like it warms you up, which is I don't know if it's a myth, but do you know what I mean?
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_00: I know, yeah.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_00: I I was gonna say the exact same.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not really a beer person when it comes to being cold.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_00: Like, um, all like it's hard to take down.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_00: So that's like yeah, I barely was drinking beer after a certain point last night, and I was just trying to drink.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_02: You and I said that we were drinking, we were playing, you were on my team on the beer pong, and the first round you were on the other team, and I just had beer, yeah, and it was hard to chug down because it was so cold and the beer was freezing.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_02: Then you joined my team and we had a bit of gym beer.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we had the double jammies, and then I you and I just looked at each other and you said to me, What did you say?
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_00: You're like, I was like, can't I don't think I can do beer no more?
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, I can't I can't either.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm like I'm on the spirit side.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we've just we've just gone this side of the this side of the um straw.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_00: We have to we just have to stay stay here.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and um, yeah as a big beer lover drinker, I love beer, and I wish I could drink more of it, but it does bloat me.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_02: You do get to a point where like that's where I'd like to stay on for beer as long as I can because I know as soon as I touch a spirit, I can't go back to beer.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you can't.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_00: You just really like when we were playing, and was it we lost, and I was drinking spirits, and I had to drink your beer, man.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_00: It was like the worst feeling.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_00: I hate it.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_00: I just hate drinking two different types of drinks, you know what I mean?
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_00: Like so close together.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_02: I I I don't know what um Kieran, one of the guys there, shout out to you, mate, if you're listening.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_02: He brought in this Smyrnoff, and that's my first time ever trying Smirnoff.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_00: The what the double black home.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_02: Shit.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I don't care what people say, shit.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_02: I did not like it was like drinking lemonade, and I'm like it's a really arsy lemonade, yeah.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a person that I'm a bit of a hard, I feel like you could say a bit of a hard liquor when it comes to drinking.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_02: I like to taste the alcohol.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um, that's why I like my wild turkey, Bundy Rum, beer, you can taste it.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_02: But like all those Smurnoffs, you know, all the lolly drinks, cruises, you can't even taste the alcohol.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_02: You just and I'm just I don't know how people drink it.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_02: It makes me feel sick if I drink it.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know how to like like no me and Kate, the stuff they drink, I'm like, I can't do it.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_00: That blue stuff was horrificating.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_00: That stuff that we smoked.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, so there was this there.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_00: So my partner likes, I don't know how she likes this drink, it tastes so horrible.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_00: It's wet pussy.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_00: Um, it comes in, it's like a little um there's a few different types.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's a few different types.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_00: Sour puss, there's wet pussy, sour puss, wet, wet kitty, this, this, that.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_00: But she got the she's got the sour pussy one, it's like the sour grape, and she likes that.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_00: Apparently, it tastes like zappos or something.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_00: Or was it there was like a sour blueberry, and it was a blue one, and I smelt it, and I was like, I took a whiff of it, and it literally smelt like horrible.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_00: It smelt so bad.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_00: And then Johan's like, oh, give me, give me your swift.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_00: And I I gave it to him, and he should have seen his face.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_00: It was freaking hilarious.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think you're and I are the same, um, and we don't like the sugar and drink, and I just smelt that now because Kate is the same.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_02: Kate will Kate what shout out to Kate if you're listening.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_02: I do love you, okay?
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_02: But the one thing that annoys me about Kate is that obviously you can understand this.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_02: We like we're both Great Northerns.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_02: You're whitefish, I'm blackfish.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, for the people that are listening, the white fish are your heavy drinks and the the bro, the black ones like your super crystals, your low mid.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_02: I go into a bottle of shop, that's what I'm getting.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_02: It's my go-to.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_02: I love it, Great Northern.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_02: You know, occasionally I will go for the European beer if I'm feeling it.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_02: So, like a Heineken or something like that.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_02: Good heine, yeah.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_02: Ever since I went to England, I'm loving European beer, but anyway, that's another story for another day.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_02: And um, but Kate, Kate will sit there, well not sit there, stand there, look at the fridge, and look at all the the I call it the lolly water.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_02: My dad and I call it lolly waters, and she's just there going, I don't know what I want.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, you need to pick a drink and just stick to it.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_02: She loves her Yamundi ginger beer, which I do love a good ginger beer.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_02: I will admit ginger beers are good, but then she tries all these other things and she likes a Moscado and then all these other drinks.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_02: And I said to her, You just need to like beer.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_02: They mix so much.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_02: What I don't get, she always says to me, Well, how can you drink beer?
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_02: I said, when I first was young, I used to hate beer.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I forced myself to like, and the reason why I forced myself to like it, it is getting more expensive.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_02: But when you look at your, let's say, a hard-rated pack, you buy a 10-pack of those, it's nearly 50 bucks.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for$60, I can get 30 cans of beer.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm picking the beer.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and it's like not a lot of people like to drink beer too.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_00: Like that I found when I when I started drinking it, my mate was drinking beer, and I wouldn't touch his drinks at all.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_00: And then he I started getting onto it.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, this is this is a good idea.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, no one really likes beer, like, no one's gonna fuck around my shit, no one's gonna steal my cans.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_00: That that is that's why I kind of got into it the first place, and then because all the boys were on it too.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_00: But I'm when I was in high school, I was a big Jamison fan.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_00: I was a big I love the Irish fan.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_02: Jameson is beautiful.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_02: Do you have it dry?
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, dry.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_00: I used to have it a lot with Coke as well.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but um, yeah, I had my first whisker.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_02: I had my first, and I never even heard of Jameson until I went out with when I used to work at Domino's, the manager there was a big Brisbane Lions of fan.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_02: So we were out there and we're at the bar and he was shouting.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_02: He said, Dry, what do you want?
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_02: I said, I'll just have a beer.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_02: And he goes, I'll have a Jameson whisk.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_02: Um, Jameson Dry.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_02: I went, what is that?
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_02: And he goes, and he looked at me in shock and he says, You've never had this.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_02: And he said, Don't and he went to the bartender, don't get him a beer, make that two Jameson Dry's.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_02: I was singing, this is one o'clock in the afternoon.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't really want to start the spirits.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_02: I looked at it, and when you look at it, it's it looks like apple juice.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_02: Have you ever noticed that?
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_02: When it's dry, it looks like apple juice.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_02: I said to him, I said, Dylan, just pour me apple juice.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_02: And he said, No, I tried it.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_02: I remember taking my first sip.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_02: Ever since then, I've always got a Jameson bottle in my home.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_02: Jameson is beautiful.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_02: But a bit of dry, bit of lime.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_00: Go so well on a summer day, too.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, my God.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_02: I've always said that, like what I was just going back, drinks hit differently on a summer day.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_02: You've got to have those summer drinks, beer, corona, all those summer drinks where you can just like after like a hard, after a hot day's work on a Friday afternoon, you hear that.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_02: Big time.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_02: Big time.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_02: I do.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_02: Do you prefer that's the question I'm gonna ask, you prefer summer or winter than drinks?
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_02: See, I'm gonna say summer drinks.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_00: It's hard though.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a beach person and I love it being on the like when we go to double iron, being on the beach and you've got the beer in the hand, yeah, you drink quicker because beer gets warm over here.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I feel like beer is so much easier just to consume down, you know what I mean?
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_00: Like it's so much easier just to down almost half a carton compared to like a you down almost a whole tan pack full of double jacks or whatever.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_00: You you you're fucked.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_00: But when when you when you when you down like half a carton or whatnot of beer, you're like you're still cruisy for half the day.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_00: Like it's great.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I will say, mate, you've got to go to England.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_02: You and I have to make the trip to England.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_02: You would love the pubs over in England.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_02: 100%.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_02: Because just I've never drunk so much beer in my life.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_02: And because when I say that, I mean just because of the fact that we're not drinking schooners, they don't have schooners over there, it's pints.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_02: So I had like three pints, and they don't have mid strengths over there, it's heavies.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_02: And after three pints, I said to Oscar, I said, I'm feeling it.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck it.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_02: And then it wasn't until his dad, who my boss, when he took me away from England, which was nice of them, he said to me, He says, Joy, you are drinking a heavy beer, which you don't drink, and you're not drinking schooners, you're like drinking a schooner and a half in one drink.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, shit, he is right.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_02: So you you you yeah, you get shit face a lot easier after you.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_00: But um you know, I don't know, it's hard because I do like a good spirit, like I do like a good uh JD and Coke or Jimmy and Coke for for like a good summer drink as a treat, you know what I mean?
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but yeah.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_00: I think I might go towards a winter, I think.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, uh winter, okay, yep.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_00: I think I do I do love a good nice rum and coke.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, we can't go wrong with rum.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_02: Rum and coke.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_02: See, I'm a more bourbon drinker, but I do love a good rum.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_00: I'm so weird, dude.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_00: I can't choose between any of them.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just stuck sticky fingers in all of them.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_00: I fucking man, I love them all.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_00: It's crazy.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, all right.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_02: Now, if you were um if you follow me on Instagram, um I we released this new segment that we're gonna start doing, um, and it's called Yay or Nay.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_02: So it's a poll.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_02: So we get the polls involved in Instagram and we ask you a question and you write yay or nay on it.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_02: And we I asked the question, well, we both asked the question on the Instagram page.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_02: Um, dogs in the shops.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_02: Now you see a lot of them.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_02: Now, I when I meant with by that, because I had a couple of people texting, or well, what about the people with guide dogs?
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's different because they need that dog.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_02: That's a companion dog.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm talking about your little white, fluffy little shit dog that's in a trolley or barking up the Bunnings Isle and all that.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_02: I wanted to hear your yay or nay on it.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_02: Now what did you what I'm gonna say to you, Braden?
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think the poll ended up being?
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think it's definitely being a no.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_00: Or no, I reckon, because it's the worst thing having like it can be nice.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_02: As a dog owner, you dog owner, what are your thoughts on it?
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_00: I I don't like it because it's not some people don't know how to treat dogs properly and know when it's okay to pat a dog and stuff like that.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_00: Personally, I wouldn't take my own dog out to the shops.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe to a cafe or something if it's dog friendly.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_00: Like if it's actually owned dogs, yeah.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_00: But you I hate it when people bring their dogs to bunnings, it pisses me off.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_00: Or wherever else, it's like leave them at home, man.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_00: They don't need to be around other people.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_00: Like people have allergies, dude.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_00: Like fucking keep it in mind.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_02: 55% said yes, 45% said no.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_00: That is where do you stand by, John?
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, no, 100%.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_02: I I'm not a dog owner, but I I'm a person that like like what you said, companion dogs and all that, I'm fine with.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_02: Or if you're at a cafe and you you go to a cafe and you know there's dogs are there, well, you you chose that cafe.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_02: You can choose another cafe that doesn't have dogs you like.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_02: But go on to like bunnings, woolies, like I'm sorry, but the people that put their dogs in a trolley at bunnings roll up, okay?
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_02: No one can and they got a little blanket for it.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I don't, I don't, I don't care about your dog being in there, okay.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_02: And if you've got the audacity to have it on a lead, isn't that a tripping hazard?
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_00: Well, like, imagine um what like I wonder what the worst thing is someone's ever brought into a shop.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_00: Like, well, I've seen a cat.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_00: You got pet lizards, I've seen a cat cats.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_02: I've seen a cat in a shop before.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_02: That was a bit random.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_02: It's weird seen cats out in the wild that are on leashes too, yeah.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, cats, oh, don't even get me started with cats.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_02: That's gonna be another one.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_02: Cats or dogs, and oh yeah, but yeah or nay, I I was shocked about that.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_02: I did think your thoughts, I thought it was gonna be more nay.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_02: And as I was looking at the polls, I'm like, a lot of people said yeah.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder if it changes between like do the people who are they are the people that are saying yay actually own a dog or don't own a dog?
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_00: Or is it like an age age thing too?
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_00: Like for us being older, we're like, nah, stuff that, but for younger people being like, oh yeah, like it's it's fine, but like they don't really realise like it's just annoying, stupid, just retarded.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_02: I I was shocked on what I was very, very shocked on the um dogs in a shop, yeah, because I one thing I don't get too is like when I go to the Reccliffe Markets, we're just down here on a Sunday, in summer, you see the dogs walking and you can see because their their paws are touching the black bitumen and it's like 32 degree weather.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, can you not tell that that dog is like you take your shoe, you take your shoes off and you walk on that bitumen.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fair enough.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_02: Like, just don't bring the dogs into a markets or anything and if your dog doesn't know how to shut if you don't know how to shut your dog up at a market.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_00: 100%.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_00: I agree with this too.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_00: Don't bring it.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_00: If you can't get your dog on proper commands saying if it's gonna arc up at a dog and you say for it to heal or something, and it doesn't do it, fuck right off.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_00: Take it away.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_00: Because I don't want to actually get startled by some German shepherd or whatever the heck it is, pissing myself thinking I'm gonna just get killed by this SWAT dog looking thing.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like, no way 100%.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_00: It's like me and my partner were we're walking my little dog around a neighborhood, and the amount of people there that just have their dogs off-leash pisses me off.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_00: Because dogs will come up to him and like try and arc up at him, and it's like and then this one lady was like, oh, like acting as if it was all normal.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, dude, yeah, what what what's like I understand, oh, your dog won't live by your side, but think about the other dogs.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't want my dog to hate other dogs, therefore I can't take it out anymore.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's a fine area for me to talk about other people's dogs, but the one that always gets me, and I feel like as a dog owner, you're probably gonna understand this, is the one where, like, oh, he'll be alright.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_02: You know, like when, for example, in a scenario, like if you were to have like a lot of let's say a lot of people around and there's a lot of kids, and then the dog is just jumping up on everyone, and you can tell people are getting annoyed, but they don't do anything about it.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_02: You know?
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_02: It'd be like, Oh, he's okay, you just gotta pat him down or anything.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, I I didn't come here to pat a dog.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_02: This is not a petting zoo.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_00: Put it put in its kennel or something.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_00: Teach it a stuff, you know.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_00: That's why we're gonna be spending big money on getting my dog trained.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_00: I know he's a little dog, but Training now is just so expensive.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_00: I see why people wouldn't want to do it, but it's like from bark to bark buses, it's like a couple grand.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_00: Holy crap.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_00: But so this is the thing, right?
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_00: People don't understand is once you pay for the lesson, it's for life.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_00: So like two maybe two years down the road he has a problem or something you can't fix, you just call him off and they come over and give you a hand.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_02: Do they do they do it with you there or do they do it by themselves?
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so first lesson is like three hours.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_00: And they give you homework to do.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_00: So you know, you train yourself and whatnot to be able to help your dog be better.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_00: But um, yeah.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_02: What's as a um as a dog new dog owner, what's the one thing, and you don't have to answer this with any money.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_02: What's the one thing you're struggling with you finding to train him?
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_02: Um what are you really finding hard at the moment?
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_00: Well, because the breeder dog we got, he's got really bad um separation anxiety.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_00: And when it comes to being new like new people coming in just barking all the time.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_00: Um I understand like barking at the door.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_00: I understand that.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_00: That's fine for me.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_00: Like if he barks at the door because someone's at the door, that's alright for me.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_00: I don't mind that.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_02: But if it's that's kind of good because then it's like a guard dog talk, which I think most dogs are either.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_00: I'd like to know if someone's at the front door when I'm not aware.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_00: But um it's more like when someone's in the house for like say 30 minutes or something, he's still barking.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_00: Or when we've left a house and you can just hear him screaming, screaming, and screaming outside.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like it's just ridiculous.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_00: So we're gonna try and get him fixed on that and um high hopes that it happens because yeah, it's it's a bit hard leaving home and you know your dogs like screaming like, oh well, it's just gonna have to be okay.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like I think, you know, and I think you know what, God bless you and Naomi, because you know, you are taking on a big responsibility.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and you know what, maybe it will pay off.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_02: And you know, that's the thing with dogs, you know, you want to be able to train them, and you know, sometimes you've got to seek that help.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, like he he'll be around for they say around 16 to 18 years.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_00: That's insane.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_02: So he'll so you will be you and Naomi will be in your 30s, nearly 40.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_00: Nearly 40s, and yeah.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_00: So if when we have kids, they'll probably be with that.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_00: They'll probably yeah, they'll be with him like they graduate.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_02: Did I just call it I just call it Zumba?
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_02: That's a that's a dance.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_02: Simba Simba.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_02: Zumba giant is a dance class you can take when you're in the middle of the forties.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_02: Simba.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, but it's good.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_00: He's he's good.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I want to get a bigger dog next time.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_00: When we get a bigger place.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_00: But um, yeah, I'm I'm a big dog person.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_00: I would love to I would love to have four dogs if I could, bro.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_00: Four dogs?
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_00: Bro, I'm a big dog person.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_00: But the thing is, like, majority of them would be outside dogs.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't only have like a little couple inside dogs, but fair enough.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_02: All right, mate.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_02: You have got something come in from your dad.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so Jeff.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Jeff.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_02: He's loving the podcast.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like I've seen that he um he contributed a lot.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_02: He um posted a comment on Spotify about when you guys were pushing the because if you don't know who we're talking about, if you remember last episode when Braden was talking about when he ran out of fuel on the bridge.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_02: So you said he sent in something, mate.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_02: So what is what's this about?
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_00: He just he's saying um he's super proud of the potty.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_00: Uh he congratulates our good work and everything.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_02: But um awesome shout out to you, Jeff.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_02: Legend.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_00: Uh it was just he says he loves the fact that Queensland shit the bed for the first game.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_00: Is he a blue supporter?
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_02: Oh! Wait, hang on a minute, hang on a minute.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, he was born New South Wales.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_02: Pause the game right here.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_02: So, last podcast, you were at Naomi's parents, which are all blues fans.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_02: You are massive Queensland fans.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_02: 100%.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_02: Your sister is a Queensland fan.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_02: 100%.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_02: Your dad is New South Wales.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_02: What what okay, walk me through what's happening right now?
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_00: So I know they're New South Wales supporters, I understand it.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_00: They were born New South Wales.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_00: I get that.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna follow their footsteps because my parents are New South Wales supporters.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I will be Queensland all day, every day, because I was born in Queensland.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_00: So um, yeah, that's about it, really.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, I I always find that fascinating when people like you talk to family members and you're like, Oh, you're Queensland, and you're like, No, I'm New South Wales, and I'm like, well, where were you born?
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, Oh, I was born in New South Wales, but I live in Queensland now.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, there should be a day on state of origin, go back to your home country, fly back there for the games.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay, well what's he said, mate?
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_02: What's he said?
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_00: Um basically um he just he was just saying some rand stuff about um some embarrassing stuff I did so Oh this should this should be good.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so basically, um I was playing Touch 40 one time and I decided to be like Superman and do a touch like a you were going for a try, yeah, like a dive, yeah.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_00: And when I dive, I like kind of like I like was when I was diving at near the end my head was like going to the ground, so I like overdived in a sense, I guess.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_00: And my collarbone hit the ground and it like broke it.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh shh.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_00: I still score the try, but um yeah.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck, that's not funny.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_02: Were you alright?
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_00: I was fine.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_00: I was like on the green whistle too.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_00: That was great.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_02: Can I ask, as a person who's never been on a green whistle, what is that like?
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_02: It's so good, dude.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_00: It is everyone's everyone will say it too.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_00: It's the best thing.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_00: It's like it's like you you feel like like what you're feeling is illegal, but it's totally like it's totally legal when it feels like it shouldn't be.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_02: Last time I was saw someone on the green whistle was when we went dirt buck running.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_02: I even said to the ambulance show, I was like, can I take that to go?
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_02: Because I was like, I really wanted to try it.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, no, we can't give it to you because if you give it, if we give it to you, you're gonna have to go to hospital.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_02: Like, damn it, just just give me a little, just give me a little taste.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_02: Just give me a little something to make me high on life.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh man, it was great.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_00: And I remember being so high, I think, yeah.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_00: I was I was so high, I was hitting up the nurses at the hospital.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not even joking.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_00: And I remember as soon as I went in, the guy that had to like check us in, I called him Genie from like um Aladdin.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_02: That's brilliant, dude.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_00: Uh but yeah, there's another one uh when I was little apparently.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_00: When I was a toddler, I was playing my grandma's backyard um when he noticed that he thought there was mud all down my leg.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh he guess it wasn't.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, Brayden.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_00: There's some other stuff like just like stuff like that.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_02: Um you should have them for the other episodes.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_02: We will have that as a new segment.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_02: Brayden's about we'll get Jeff on and Jeff can send in embarrassing stuff about you.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_00: But he says he's super proud of the potty and uh loves it.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_00: So that's that's great news.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_00: Shout out to it.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_00: Love hearing that stuff, but um, yeah, just a little random rant there.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_00: But um all right, mate.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, let's talk about this new Broncos jersey.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so the game was on yesterday.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_02: Uh not yesterday, sorry, the game was on when are we recording this Monday?
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_02: So I think it was Saturday.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_02: Black Broncos jersey.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_00: Love it.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_00: I freaking love it.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_00: It looks sick, it looks so good.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_02: It looks it looks better up person.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_02: Well, from a distance from when when you were watching on TV, it just looked like a plain black jersey.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_02: You couldn't see the patterns, but up close, missing.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_02: It looks amazing for a good cause, too.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, men's mental health.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_02: Or we know it's not talked about a lot, but I think for those.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's what we should do too.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you know what I mean?
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_00: For the potty.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like, we should do something about men's mental health as well.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, sorry.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_00: I reckon uh next next potty, we should talk about something about it.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_02: I I did so I I tried to get a jersey and they were just too quick to sell it.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, 100%.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_00: I I could understand why they're I reckon that's the best looking jersey I've ever seen come out of a team.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, 100%.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_00: But I know black's just such a oh, it's just such a basic colour, but it for some reason it it just looks so clean, looks so good.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_02: You oh you I I think is it per is it Penrith Panthers that are also black?
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to remember.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_02: I think they're black, but they don't they've got all the other stuff on there, and it's not just black Broncos just went all out black and it just looked awesome.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_02: It looks amazing, yeah.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_02: You know, and which brings me to my next thing, which I want to really talk about.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_02: I want to talk about AFL for all the people that are out there with AFL.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_02: The new AFL team Tassie Devils that are coming in 2028.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_02: There's now big worries that they're not going to bring it to come through because apparently the Tassie government saying that we need a stadium for it, which I don't understand because there's two venues down there where they play, like for the people that don't understand, Tasmania people go for Hawthorne and um North Melbourne, which are not Tassie teams, but they're being allocated to Tassie players, yeah.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_02: Tazzy not Tassie players, Tassie fans down there.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_02: So they play there a couple of times a year in these venues down there.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_02: Now I don't understand why the Tassie Devils just don't play in those venues why they build the stadium.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_02: Why do they have to have a permanent stadium?
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I and hello, I got a membership for that.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_02: So if you guys are not making come free, do I get my money back?
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think so.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just oh that annoys that annoys me.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_02: Because I've got family that live in Tasmania, and half of them said half of them said they were loving the idea.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_02: Half of them said we we were fine not having a Tassie team.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_02: They said we support Hawthorne, we support Northwell, and they're our Tazzy Tazi.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_02: Tazzy's too small for a team, I reckon.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_02: It is it is small, it is massive down there though.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_02: I can see why put it this way in a respect put it this way in a factor.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_02: My family would live down there, they haven't even heard of the state of origin because they don't really broadcast it down there.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_02: Because no one down there watches NRL.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_02: No way.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_02: No a very small, small percentage of people watch NRL down there.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_02: It's all AFL.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_02: They they just AFL.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_02: They don't even really you won't even see advertisements of NRL stuff down there.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_02: You know when you go to like Bruce Bedding and you see the banners on the side of like buildings, like Broncos and all that, yeah, or like, you know, games that are gonna be on.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's just AFL, not a single NRL banner because they just they don't waste the advertisement down there because no one watches it.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_02: So when they bought the Tassie Devils, I thought it's about time they're bringing in it.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_02: But then when I just heard on the news this week that they're thinking about the government are gonna can it just because they're not gonna be able to build the stadium.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking they can't even get the stadium to be built here quick enough in Brisbane.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like if we're gonna get the Olympics in seven years, so I'll think it's what, seven years to 2032, they gotta start building that stadium now.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they have to.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_02: Because it takes you guys like ten years just to do some road works, let alone let alone to build a new stadium and all the manufacture behind it for our Olympics in Brisbane.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_02: I just do better, okay?
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_02: Don't can it just because there's no stadium.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_02: Do what the fans want.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_02: We want it.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_00: We bought the memberships, just don't can it just like a play with what you got in a sense, I guess.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, just play with what you got so far.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, you got the two you got the two stadiums and they're not the best looking stadiums, but they will do for the meantime when you're building it.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_02: At least you've got a Tazzy team there.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_02: And mind you, majority of the time you're at your home, then you're not.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_02: So there's half the season, you're not gonna be playing at your home game anyway, because you're gonna be traveling.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_02: So which I think you know what, that's my little rant for the AFL.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_02: I think they just need to do better and not just rely on a stadium.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know how a stadium dictates your team.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't I don't I don't believe that should be a um thing either.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_00: Um yeah, they should just make do with what they got.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_00: Just not like you don't want people, innit?
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_02: It's just because I think let's be honest, if you support your team, even if the Brisbane Lions played at a local footy ground, I would go and watch it.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck yeah.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, to be honest, it'd probably be better than the Gabber.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you what imagine imagine the imagine a f imagine like an NRL game or an AFL game at your local local footy stream.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_00: Bring the camping chairs, big ST road.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_00: Oh mate, the beers would be cheap too.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, the beers would be so much cheaper because you'd bring your own piss.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, beers at a stadium, don't even get it.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_00: I love a good local footy, like a footy um match.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_00: You just go to like the roosters just down the road.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's so good going there, like they've got fresh food there, bars there, and it's so nice to watch a game there.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um, Kate Sister plays for AFL, and I get right into it.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_02: I noticed I get more into it than someone who's watching the Brisbane Lions, and I'm like, I don't these are just under 15 girls playing AFL.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, how am I getting into it?
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_02: But it's just something about watching local footy, you know, you all you're all the people there watching it love the AFL, but you that's why your kid does it is because you got that.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_02: I'm if I have a if I have a son or daughter, I want them to do AFL.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_02: Or a sport they would like, but I'll try and try to.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_02: Kate will try and make them turn to the dark side of NRL, but I'll try and make them turn to the good side of AFL.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_02: So all right, mate.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_02: Coming to the end of our episode, question of the podcast.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_02: Question.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_02: Now, this question was a bit risky of what we normally would.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_02: When have you been caught in the act, the D?
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_02: Sex.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_02: When have you been caught?
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_02: Sex, sex, you know, anything sexual related.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_02: Now, I thought when I was doing this question, I thought I'm gonna be surprised if anyone sends in anything.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_00: You didn't put any in there, did you?
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_00: Unhonously.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_00: Unhonously.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_00: Or whatever.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_02: No, uh, no, no, I'm not gonna, yeah, that's today.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_02: Is not about us to actually.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_02: I won't say any stories, but you just say yes or no.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_02: Have you been caught?
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_02: You don't have to say the story, yes or just yes or no.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_02: Kate and I have been yes to.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna mention the story because I haven't got permission to talk about it, so I'm not going to.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_02: I'll play that one safe.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, this one, um, first up, is sent in by anonymous.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_02: I reckon we're both gonna have our rights say on this one because you're gonna see what I mean, okay?
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_02: So this was sent in by anonymous, and this is what she said.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_02: We were doing it in the car in front of someone's property, and the guy came out and knocked on the window.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_02: Never done that again.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_02: So I was like, okay, look, I need to get more information off this.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_02: You can't just send that and not be like anything.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_02: Like, come on, get I need more information.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_02: Before I even did that, she sent in saying, Oh my oh my god, I forgot the best part of the story.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_02: When the guy knocked on the window, I wedged myself on on the floor of the car, so he saw my ex butt naked, willy and everything.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_02: We quite literally drove home in silence, because what the fuck.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_02: This is when I text it back going, What the fuck?
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_02: Why would the guy knock?
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_02: Surely you would notice what's going on.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_02: Also, in front of someone's house, surely you could have find somewhere better.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_02: She replied with horny kids just needed a spot, apparently, and right of all things you had to knock, at least let us finish.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking you're in the wrong here.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_02: Doing in front of someone's property, that's a bit disrespectful.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_00: You know that, you know that shonk, you know shaunk of down there, that um little waterfront.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_00: I've walked past while people are just like eating each other's faces out and cars.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I'm doing me walk from the gym, I'm like saying this shit.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck?
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, look, pulling over and doing it in front of someone's property.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, look, on the guide's point of view, I wouldn't if I saw someone doing it in my front of my house, I wouldn't go up and knock.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'd be like, oh great little kids.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_02: But do surely you could find somewhere better, a bit more private.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_02: Go to a park or somewhere, or do it when you're home.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you're not that horny.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_02: You have to go, oh shit, we're gonna do it right now.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_02: Let's go.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_00: I reckon, I reckon the funniest part would be for some reason, if like, say it ever happened to like me, some some people like fucking in the car in front.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_00: I'll just get a tarp out and just fucking put it over their car.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to see that shit.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_02: You'll help them out.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_02: I'd just be like, do what you need to do, mate.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_00: But fucking I don't want to see it, dude.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, my house.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_02: Especially not at the front of your house.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_02: That is just you you gotta have some boundaries of people when you do it.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_00: 100%.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I thank you for sending in your story, okay?
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_02: It's a horrible thing when you happen.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah, it sucked because you couldn't finish.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_02: No, okay, you're in the wrong here.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_02: You don't do it at someone's front of someone's property and then expect to be like, why would they not?
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_02: Don't do it in front of someone's property.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_00: I w I wonder if like after they drove home, if like they continued with it on, or if they just like left it.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_00: I wonder like, do we just like start where we've finished or like do we finish where we start?
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_00: Do we finish where we start?
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_02: Do they just go to the next street over?
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_02: Did they just drive around in the next street over and went, we'll just try this street?
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that that that's yeah, you know what?
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_02: If you're gonna do it in the car, I've never done it in the car.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_00: Nah, it's actually it's actually um bad omen doing it in a car.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_00: I've heard that if you have sex in your car, it's um like a oh, it's just like a little thing where your car just tends to break down and just turns to shit.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's like a it's like a voodoo.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, sort of.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_00: Like some people's some what would you call that?
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_00: Like a like a karma, not like karma, but like a uh what would like for someone being like, oh, oh you don't do that because that's a bad thing.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_00: Don't put your hand on the back.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I know what you're talking about.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's like a voodoo, like like a curse.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_02: Like it's like a it's like a lot of people that don't understand this.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of people won't know this, but if you're a boaty person like myself, the one thing you don't do is bring bananas on a boat.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_02: Because it makes because you get bad things, you get bad luck about bananas on boats.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's the one thing you don't do if you on a boat, never bring a banana on a boat.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_02: If you own a boat, you'll know what I mean.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_02: If you don't, you don't understand, but boat owners will know what I mean.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_02: All right, all right.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_02: So I get what you mean by that.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_02: I know exactly what you mean though.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_02: I couldn't do it in my car, eh?
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_02: It's too small.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_02: I I just couldn't maybe that's why your car breaks down because the car's like, really?
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_00: You have to do this in on my you're doing it like if you think if you're fucking in me, I'm gonna fuck you.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna fuck you right up.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna make you living hell again.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_02: You get the pleasure, now you get the unpleasure.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_02: That's exactly right.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, this was sent in by Justin, who is becoming a massive person.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_00: He loves it, eh?
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_00: He loves the podcast.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_02: He's loving the podcast, and he's becoming a big contributor of the podcast.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, 100%.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_02: So this was sent in and I asked if he wanted to stay anonymous.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, no, I don't care.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_02: This one's so good.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so you already've heard this one.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_02: When I saw this, I was like, this is funny.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_02: My partner, my partner at the time had just finished doing the deed, and we sat there trying to catch our breath.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_02: I started to get up, we were both still naked at the time.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_02: My mother opens the door without knocking.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_02: My my partner hit behind the curtain with the head poking out and me being behind the door saying we're getting change.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_02: She obviously knew what was going on, so we came out with a plan to make it look like we were getting ready to go out.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_02: So that's what we did.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, that is funny.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_02: And he said, Yeah, he said, loving the podcast.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_02: He said helping out to support the boys.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_02: Not knocking.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_02: That's on the mum's part that I had that.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_00: I hate that.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_02: I hate that.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_02: Surely that's like a you know, a bit of boundary privacy thing.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_02: If a door is shut, you automatically think is you knock.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_00: That's all.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_00: You make sure you hear a voice.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_00: If you don't hear a voice, don't go in.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_00: Don't still go in.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, but I knocked though.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, I didn't say you could still come in, though.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's like that's like a robber knocking on your door and then still walking in and going to the police officers, I knocked.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_02: That's not how it works.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_02: That's not how life works.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_02: Man.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_02: Have some audacity, okay?
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_02: Like if the if there's a bedroom that is door is shut, knock.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_02: And if nothing's been said, don't go in there unless they say, yeah, you're right to come in.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_02: If then they say, if they say go away, go away.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_02: Respectfully, yeah.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, respectfully, okay.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_02: Like right now, if you walked in, it's like, don't come in, okay, we're busy.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_02: AKA, I'm in a position right now.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_02: If you come in, it's not gonna look good for both of us, okay?
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_02: And let's be honest, okay.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever you think you look like when you're having sex, I sure you throw this right now, you don't look like that.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_02: If you've ever caught yourself in a mirror while mid doing stuff, you will never be disgusting yourself then ever again.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_02: I caught myself one time in a mirror and I saw, I saw, whatever lie, I saw, I saw my hair, and because I've got like this mohawk type hair, I saw my hair, and my hair's naturally curly.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_02: For some odd reason, my hair at the back was just flat, like it's been like laid on on the back for like 10 hours.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_02: I have never been so disgusted in myself, I'm like, how am I doing this right now?
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_02: Like, no, just aka just just don't knock.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_00: What's it um I remember working with a bloke and um he was saying when he was I think it was if we if I get this right, if it was when he went to Europe or something, um in this chick, and he's like a big muscly guy, and there was a mirror then, he's just flexing in the mirror while fucking no what no offense what a cock end.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_00: No, I mean he's big and huge, like I guess like if you're big and huge and you're like you know, oh you know, I'm I'm a you know tough fellow or something.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I look good.
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, Brady, you can try to defend him all you want, but I'm not on the bandwagon of that.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_00: I see what you mean though.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_02: I do see as a girl, sure.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_02: If I was a girl and I saw that, I'd be like, you can get off me.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_02: I heard this one story, and I'm I'm not gonna say the person, but he told me this one story.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_02: That she told me sorry, she told me this one story.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_02: He said to her when she was on top, and she she he said to when he she was on top, he said to her, Wow, look at you go.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_02: Like she's a fucking like like she's performing an athletic car.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_02: Like she's performing athletic carnival.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_02: Like, look at you go, you're without you're winning.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_02: Like she said, I I ended up getting off him and um getting my clothes and left.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_02: That is crazy.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_02: I think that was when I was in grade 10.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_02: Some yeah, though, yeah, that was what?
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this girl told me that who I was friends with, and I was like, Wow, look at you go.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_02: What a horrible thing to say.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_00: Oh I guarantee I wonder what he was thinking.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what do I say?
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_00: Like, do I say like you're doing good?
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_00: Nah, nah, this is what I'm gonna say.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_02: And then he probably said it and then went, oh shit.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_02: That sounded a lot different in my head than when it came out.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_02: All right, now um this is another one.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_02: We've got the last one sent in.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_02: Um, this is elite.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_02: This, I'm telling you right now, nothing is ever gonna top this story.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_02: When I saw the story get sent in, I'm like, this is go gold logie award.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you right now, I don't think anyone else has ever had this situation.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm I I would almost bet on it that no one's been in this situation.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_02: So this person sent in, I got caught.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_02: Getting the BJ by the boss's daughter while flying his helicopter into town.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_02: And that's where the story starts off with.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_02: So this is what he sent in.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_02: So pretty much I took off from the homestead with the boss's daughter taking her into town and had to fly over to a paddock to check some water and fences.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_02: Then on the way back over the house, I heard Rob, the boss, over the VHF, which if you don't know what that is, that's the radio system calling me up that he was about to be flying just off my nose, so in front of the helicopter.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_02: And sure enough, before she could even stop giving me head, there's the boss in his other helicopter.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_02: Just saw the whole thing and he was not happy, but he also gave me a beer for it, so win-win.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_02: Getting a beer.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_00: Haven't haven't, what would you call that?
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_00: Uh uh airdrop?
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: Like like That's a mile high club in the helicopter.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I guess you're mile high club in the helicopter.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_02: That is by the way, well that is crazy, guys.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's crazy not weird that the guy gave you a beer afterwards.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_02: If I was a if I was a father of a daughter and I just witnessed that, the last thing I'll be giving you is a beer.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_02: Like you know what I mean?
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_02: I know what you mean.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, that how crazy is that helicopter, flying a helicopter, and then getting caught by another helicopter with the boss's daughter.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_00: You must be able to fly a helicopter pretty good.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you must be able to, because oh fuck.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_00: What the uh yeah, that's wicked, man.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck?
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_00: I thought that's elite.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh that is um Yeah.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_00: I told you nothing would ever be like that.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_00: Nothing, nothing really beats that one, I believe.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so getting caught in a helicopter.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_02: You got you pretty much done the mole high club in a helicopter.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, when you said helicopter, I was like, are they in the back?
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_00: Is he actually flying it?
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what so he was flying it?
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_02: And she's given him the old down there, and then the boss, the helicopter in front, she's lifted up her head.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_02: He's he's not dumb.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_02: He's seen why she's just lifted her head.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_02: So, more of the story.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_02: Oh well.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_02: For more of the story, people, if you're horndogs, do it in privacy areas, okay, where there's locked doors, you know.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_02: I get it, I do get it, but like it's a horrible feeling, but we've everyone's been in that scenario where you've been nearly caught, or if you've been caught, you know, it's all it's not a good feeling, but shit happens.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know, but it is a it is a little bit of a laugh.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it is.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_02: But thank you for everyone that sent in your scenarios.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_02: I love it when you guys get involved in the show.
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_02: We're loving these questions of the podcast.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_02: Let us know if you love this one.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_02: It was a bit more on the R-rated side we talked about, but you know, we're all having good fun.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_00: It actually turned out alright.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so uh, mate, at the end of the podcast, you're going out for dinner tonight because actually, as we're recording this, it's actually Naomi's birthday.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's actually Naomi's birthday.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_02: So where are you guys going out for dinner?
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_00: I think we're just gonna do the classic barbecue tonight.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, barbecue, yeah.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_00: What do you want?
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_00: Steak, sausages.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_00: Oh dude, it's the galore, it's the steak, sausages, bit of potato, potato cake, yum, bit of veggies.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, mate.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_00: Bit of gravy.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_02: Mate, tell you what, I'm having c I'm kind of having the same for dinner tonight.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like steak and chips.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_00: I love a good steak and chips.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_00: How do you like your steak though?
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_00: Medium rare.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_00: Medium rare.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_00: My my dad's weirdo, he loves a good blue steak.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_00: Blue steak.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_02: Blue steak?
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_02: So he likes to just pull that out of the packet and just bite into it type scenario.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, basically.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_02: So how do they fucking blue steak?
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_02: So what is what is it like 20 seconds each side or something?
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_02: Something crazy like that.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you gotta do a blue steak, right?
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna get very technical right now.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_00: You take the steak out and you let it rest to room temper.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then you cut it.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_00: Any steak?
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well this one, you gotta like rest, yeah, you gotta rest it and then bloody when you put it on, it's like the quickest like in a sense.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's not even I think it's like five minutes, maybe not even five minutes on the grill.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like it's still like it's still a little cooked inside, but it's just mainly fucking just red.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_00: I used to eat blue steak as a kid all the time.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_00: Like I can eat blue steak just like I like a good medium, medium red.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_00: But her parent my my partner's parents, when they cook steak, it's like medium to medium well.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_00: And I don't really like it.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta hope they're not listening into this podcast because now they're just gonna listen to the stuff.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_00: I respect it because I love the I love the food.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_00: But I do like a little bit of blow.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_02: What you need to do is be like, okay, let me help, okay, let me cook the steak, and then you cook it the way you want it cooked.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but last time I did that, well, was it some were just cooked uneven and everyone wasn't having a bar of it.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, see.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_00: Mine was my partner, and you know what?
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_02: I'm one of those people that are like I'm like I like it from rare to medium rare.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_02: So I like mine a bit pink.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_02: I like mine when you cut into it, a bit of blood still comes out.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's so good.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_02: With mushroom gravy.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_02: Mate, I make the best homemade mushroom gravy.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_02: Or you and Kate might have to go up against each other because Kate makes some good mushroom gravy.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_02: Not as good as mine.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I've taken that word on you, okay?
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_02: I need to try your mushroom gravy sauce.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna do a cook-off.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, sounds good.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_00: We should do that.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_00: You're on, Kate.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_00: You're on.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_00: You're hearing this right now.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_00: You're on, mate.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, there it is.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_02: Well, another episode done and dusted.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you guys for listening.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_02: Have yourselves a great two weeks.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_02: Kate, go, Queensland! Go, Queenslander! Yes, go Queensland.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, look, okay, new team, different stages.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_02: You can play off great.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna, I'm gonna say this right now.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_02: The score is gonna be 20.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna say 18-12.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_00: Are we gonna bet on this one though?
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_00: Are we gonna bet on this game?
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna bet last game, but do we bet?
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_00: This is the thing.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I want to lose or not.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna say a score, but I I I I've got faith that we can bounce back.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_02: I've got faith, okay?
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_02: I've got faith in Queensland.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna break the curse in Perth.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_02: We've got a new team, a lot of fresh people, but they want to just be hungry.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I hope so.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_00: I really do.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_02: So you know what?
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_02: Bring it on, blues.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_02: That's all I can say.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_02: Hopefully, when we're ready for an arse whooping, hopefully.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_02: Hopefully, when we come back, it won't be an arse whooping, and blues have just won.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_02: Hopefully, we come back and we've got some fight and some hope in us.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_01: Still.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_02: But like what I said, have yourselves a great rest of the two weeks.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_02: We'll catch you guys again.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and if you guys want to follow the Instagram page, uh, your shout podcast or Braden and I's will also be linked in the description.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, it is.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, all right.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_02: You guys have a good one.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_02: See ya.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_00: All right, see you guys, bye.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_00: Your shout with Guy and Brady.