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FULL SHOW: Srinivasan · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: Head to Chemist Warehouse and save more money every year
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  Speaker 1: every day.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, good morning. It's Mikey Amy Drud for Chemist Warehouse.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: I got all confused yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: You were right.
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  Speaker 2: I said the girlfriend and I have been cooking. We
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  Speaker 2: did more alfresco cooking last night. It was a nice night.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And I said it's one of these delivery ones.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, oh, not HelloFresh. And you go, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: not that one.
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  Speaker 2: No, it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the most common meal-like service delivery thing.
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  Speaker 5: It's good, eh?
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  Speaker 2: Like in a bag. You just follow the instructions.
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  Speaker 6: And also it gives you the exact amount of ingredients
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  Speaker 6: that you need to make a certain meal.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So that you don't go and buy all of this stuff,
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  Speaker 6: use like one quarter of it and then just.
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  Speaker 1: Chuck the rest out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So there's no wasting.
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  Speaker 1: Portion control and everything like that.
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  Speaker 2: Although it did say last night two cloves of garlic.
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  Speaker 2: Does anyone ever just do two cloves of garlic? Like seven.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to go.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a bit garlicky.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the breath? Is that what I can smell?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you did give me the morning kiss.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I didn't. I can just smell it from here.
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  Speaker 2: It's weird when Abby Chatfield was in your seat for
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  Speaker 2: a week. The first day she came in and I go, oh,
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  Speaker 2: and we had a hug.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then for the rest of the week we had
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  Speaker 2: to hug when she walked in. It was like time
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  Speaker 2: for the morning hug.
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  Speaker 1: That must have been really tough for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you enjoyed that hug.
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  Speaker 2: Just being friendly.
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  Speaker 1: Every single morning.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was only a week or two weeks. Thing, hello,
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  Speaker 2: welcome back.
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  Speaker 3: How long was that?
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: She was two weeks and she's a hugger.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm a hugger as well, but I'm not hugging Mikey.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Rightly so. Here's our morning hug for two weeks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: We don't greet like that, do we? No. How do
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  Speaker 2: we just say hi?
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  Speaker 1: I walked in this morning and go, hey, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry. How it's become, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I usually say something also derogatory, yeah. That's our
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  Speaker 1: relationship though.
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  Speaker 2: And you get bitch tits. Bitch tits. Sometimes you call me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, they're not.
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  Speaker 7: Yet.
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  Speaker 5: Yet.
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  Speaker 6: That one PT session you do, it's holding them up.
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  Speaker 2: I got that tonight. Yeah, what a week. It's keeping
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  Speaker 2: them perky. Keep me fit. What's going on with you?
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  Speaker 2: Did you have a good night?
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  Speaker 6: I had my daughter's dance concert last night.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's a few dance concerts, her school dance concert.
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  Speaker 6: I did think it was a bit mean, though, because–
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  Speaker 6: and I get both sides, but, you know, it was
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  Speaker 6: a dance concert with all different schools all around the area.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 6: And– You know, normally you go to like School Spectacular
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  Speaker 6: and you sit there and you're.
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  Speaker 1: Locked in for the night, you know, an hour or
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  Speaker 1: two or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: This dance concert, what I noticed was after each performance,
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  Speaker 6: family's child performed, they'd get up and leave.
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  Speaker 7: Oh. Right?
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  Speaker 2: So if you're last.
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  Speaker 1: Well, our school was like one of the last ones.
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  Speaker 6: So by the time our school performed, there was basically
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  Speaker 6: no one left in the audience.
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  Speaker 1: And I get it.
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  Speaker 6: I'm time poor as well. And I know we're all
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  Speaker 6: really stretched with time. And I get... I was telling
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  Speaker 6: you the story and you're like, oh, sick. I don't
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  Speaker 6: want to watch other kids either.
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  Speaker 2: I remember getting dragged to my sister's ballet performances.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I took both my brothers. I took
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  Speaker 1: both my sons and they.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they hated her.
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  Speaker 1: They were hating every second.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And making it very, very well known that they were
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  Speaker 1: hating every second.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm with you. If your kids last, you've watched
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  Speaker 2: their crappy kids. They're going to watch your crappy kids.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I do feel a bit slack.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they should lock the doors.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You're trapped here.
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  Speaker 1: You must watch all children perform.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, it was fun. Yeah, I bet. Late night then?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 6: And then we went out to dinner. We went out
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  Speaker 6: to like a little Vietnamese place. And you forget how
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  Speaker 6: good these– it was a little Vietnamese place in.
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  Speaker 1: Sutherland called Moonlight.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I've been there, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And when I tell you, we were in and out
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  Speaker 6: in under 30 minutes and it was like $ 60.
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  Speaker 2: Not even.
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  Speaker 6: And there was a Bottle-O next door. You could go
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  Speaker 6: and BYO your own bottle of wine. I was like,
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  Speaker 6: we need to.
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  Speaker 1: Do more of these things.
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  Speaker 2: The liquor land there. How good are little Asian places
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  Speaker 2: across Sydney? Shout out to the little dodgy Asian places.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That bell is so offensive at that time.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Sean, morning.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Sean.
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  Speaker 2: How's that politician lady doing that got hit by the car?
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  Speaker 2: Is she all right?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, look, she's still in hospital. She's still considered critical,
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  Speaker 9: so she is fighting for life. And the sad news
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  Speaker 9: is it looks like the doctors have had to remove
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  Speaker 9: one of her legs after she was– She's sort of
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  Speaker 9: stuck in between those two cars after she was hit
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  Speaker 9: by this guy who, he's going to face court today.
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  Speaker 9: They allege that he did this deliberately. So it's not
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  Speaker 9: great news. There's a lot of politicians from all sides
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  Speaker 9: of politics just up in arms about it.
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  Speaker 3: They just can't believe it.
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  Speaker 6: Would he get charged with murder? I mean, obviously she's
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  Speaker 6: not died. She hasn't died.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 9: So in a case, in a case such as this,
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  Speaker 9: if it was to go that far, if someone was
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  Speaker 9: to die in a, in a collision like this and
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  Speaker 9: it was deliberate, it was deliberate.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Or would be manslaughter.
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  Speaker 6: I always thought manslaughter was when you're not, no, not,
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  Speaker 6: it's not an accident. Well, you're not intending to kill,
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  Speaker 6: but you've caused a lot of harm.
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  Speaker 2: But, What have they charged him with? Because when it's
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  Speaker 2: a public official, they take it more seriously.
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  Speaker 9: One of the charges was against a Commonwealth figure, like
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  Speaker 9: endangering or injuring a Commonwealth figure. And then obviously for
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  Speaker 9: the dangerous driving, there's charges there as well.
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  Speaker 2: And I didn't know much about her, but she's a
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  Speaker 2: doctor or was a nurse.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She was a runner and now she's lost a leg. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my gosh. And I think she's a grandmother.
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  Speaker 1: She's got kids.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And there's another twist in here as well.
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  Speaker 9: They believe that this guy that's been charged, that his
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  Speaker 9: family actually knows her pretty well and they're quite friendly.
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  Speaker 2: Small communities, you know, country towns.
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  Speaker 1: I need to understand the motive and why.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no motive at the moment.
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  Speaker 1: No one knows why.
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  Speaker 3: No one knows why. this has happened.
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  Speaker 9: Um, but yeah, like I said, the, the family, they
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  Speaker 9: released a statement saying yesterday, just how, how sorry they are.
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  Speaker 2: That this has happened. It is. It's awful. Yeah. Hey, and, um,
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  Speaker 2: you're also talking about a couple of teenage boys, is
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  Speaker 2: it in Bondi got in trouble?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: A couple of young fellas. They were at Bondi beach yesterday,
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  Speaker 9: swimming and that, and they.
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  Speaker 3: Looked up at the cliffs.
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  Speaker 2: Shouldn't they be at school?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: They looked at the cliffs and thought, let's go for
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  Speaker 9: a bit of a wander up there. And, uh, and
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  Speaker 9: one of them fell four meters and, um, Look, he's
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  Speaker 9: in hospital this morning. He is recovering. He suffered head
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  Speaker 9: and leg injuries. But it's one of those things when
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  Speaker 9: you're young, you just sort of, you know, you think, oh,
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  Speaker 9: I think I might have a crack at those cliffs,
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  Speaker 9: you know?
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  Speaker 2: Do you worry about your boys? Like, I know how
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  Speaker 2: stupid I was as a teenage boy.
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  Speaker 1: I worry about all my kids.
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  Speaker 6: I think about some of the stuff that I used
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  Speaker 6: to do as a teen.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I shut up. Like, I swear to God, I've
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  Speaker 1: cheated death that many times.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And it.
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  Speaker 1: It's alarming, but what do you do?
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  Speaker 6: You can't wrap them in cotton wool and put them
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  Speaker 6: away in a bubble forever. Kids are going to do
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  Speaker 6: dumb stuff.
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  Speaker 5: I remember.
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  Speaker 1: It's absolutely terrifying.
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  Speaker 2: Near where I grew up, we had this sort of
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  Speaker 2: steep street, and I was in a car with my friend.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking about it the other day. I said
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  Speaker 2: the one that used to wear the Metallica shirt. She
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  Speaker 2: was a big butch girl. We called her Truckie. That
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  Speaker 2: was her nickname. And we were going down that street
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  Speaker 2: for her to drop me home. Yeah, she looked like
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  Speaker 2: a truck driver. Shout out to Truckie. We were going
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  Speaker 2: down that street for her to drive me home. And
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  Speaker 2: I said, you won't do 120 kilometers down here. And
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  Speaker 2: she goes, yeah, I will. So she did. Anyway, we
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  Speaker 2: rolled the car.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And because it was near my house, mum was
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  Speaker 2: on her way to do the shopping. Mum comes around
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  Speaker 2: the corner. We were okay. And sees that car. And
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  Speaker 2: she knew that I was always hanging around truckies. Sees
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  Speaker 2: that car up on its roof.
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  Speaker 5: Rolled.
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  Speaker 2: I remember mum running out. And then I was running out.
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  Speaker 2: And mum was like, Michael. It was crazy. I put
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  Speaker 2: my mum through that. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: That's insane.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, nut.
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  Speaker 2: And I would have been 15, I reckon.
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  Speaker 3: Did Truckee lose a license?
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  Speaker 2: Nah. I remember we just rolled it back over. There
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  Speaker 2: were fireys down there. The reason she rolled it was
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  Speaker 2: we got to the end of that street and there
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  Speaker 2: were fireys down there doing something. She saw the sirens, panicked,
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  Speaker 2: locked up the brakes.
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  Speaker 5: It rolled.
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  Speaker 2: I think the fireys from memory came up, helped us
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  Speaker 2: sort of push the car back over, and she drove
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  Speaker 2: it off.
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  Speaker 6: I remember driving down to Picton Tunnels in, like, friends
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  Speaker 6: of ours' car, and we were, like, drag racing down, like,
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  Speaker 6: other cars down there doing, like, 200km on the freeway. Like,
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  Speaker 6: not only would we have died, we would have been, like,
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  Speaker 6: split into 1,000 pieces if anything had happened.
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  Speaker 2: How old were you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, like, 16?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, I just think about.
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  Speaker 6: I actually think, and I really hope I'm right here,
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  Speaker 6: but I think kids these days are a little bit
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  Speaker 6: more sensible.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I really do.
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  Speaker 6: I think they're a little bit more aware, obviously maybe
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  Speaker 6: because of social media, because everyone's got their phones out,
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  Speaker 6: no one wants to get caught doing the wrong thing
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  Speaker 6: and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I hope to God that's right. Yeah. So maybe there's
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  Speaker 1: a positive in social media.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but you think what you did and then
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  Speaker 2: if your girl or your boys did that, ugh.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't think about it.
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  Speaker 1: No, you don't want to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Hey, today we're going to put millennials and Gen
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: Z head to head. Who's the better speller on our
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: Gen Z team here and millennial team? Influencer, content creator,
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  Speaker 2: Styles tickets. You've got to play tradie versus lady. 131065.
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  Speaker 2: Just be a lady or a tradie and you could
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  Speaker 2: go and get yourself Harry Styles tickets. We're playing up
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  Speaker 2: next on KISS. Thanks, Chelsea.
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  Speaker 7: Good.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she just gave me my sheet. I didn't have it.
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  Speaker 2: It was an emergency. Hey, what about the weather today?
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  Speaker 2: Partly cloudy, 26, now west 24 in the city. It's
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  Speaker 2: been looking good.
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  Speaker 7: It was.
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  Speaker 1: How nice was yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but have you heard a lot of people are
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  Speaker 2: getting put off? I reckon Sean would be aware of this.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: You know, the bogon moths.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a bit overhearing about them, to be honest.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're going to hear about them again. Apparently they're
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  Speaker 2: interfering with the radar and everyone keeps seeing that there's
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  Speaker 2: rain forecast or showers coming in. Because you know how
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  Speaker 2: the radar works. I don't really. I'm going to pretend
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  Speaker 2: to understand. It picks up things in the sky that
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  Speaker 2: looks like rain.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But it's actually.
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  Speaker 2: But it's the moths. It's the bogon moths. Yeah. So
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  Speaker 2: that's the thing. So if you do see... Like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: on your phone it pops up and it says shower icons?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Might just be moths. But Amy's over them. Yeah, sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I actually wasn't listening then.
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  Speaker 2: You really don't care for the moths, do you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I just feel like we've spoken about them a lot,
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  Speaker 1: you know? A little bit, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so weather update. Partly cloudy, moths about. Should we
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  Speaker 2: go and get into tradie versus lady?
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  Speaker 1: Tradie versus lady. Good morning, Lisa.
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  Speaker 8: Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Morning.
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  Speaker 1: 51 from Menai.
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  Speaker 10: She's from our suburb.
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  Speaker 2: I am.
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  Speaker 1: Menai Massive.
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  Speaker 10: Shire girl.
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  Speaker 6: So you work as a HR manager. You drive a
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  Speaker 6: Toyota Corolla. Currently single with two adult sons. Are they
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  Speaker 6: still at home with you?
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  Speaker 5: They are.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to say, do they ever leave? Like
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  Speaker 1: I remember my brother.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think my brother left my mum and dad's
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  Speaker 6: house till he was like almost 30.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon I was 26.
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  Speaker 10: Neither of them have any intentions of going anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Why would they, right?
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  Speaker 6: Well, they've got it so good at home with mum
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  Speaker 6: and dad. You know what you've got to do?
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  Speaker 1: You've got to make it like not as comfortable.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Unbearable.
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  Speaker 2: Start walking around in the nude.
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  Speaker 1: Start walking around nude.
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  Speaker 11: Go on strike.
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  Speaker 1: Streaking around the house. No dinners.
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  Speaker 2: How old are they?
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  Speaker 10: 24 and 21.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's still pretty young. You've got another five years,
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  Speaker 1: I reckon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Are they helpful with you, though? Do they help you around?
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  Speaker 4: One is.
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  Speaker 5: One is.
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  Speaker 10: One has to be absolutely pushed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. There's always one, right? Although I've got two that
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  Speaker 1: need to be pushed.
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  Speaker 6: And you were once at a soccer game with the family,
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  Speaker 6: had a few too many drinks, and what happened?
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  Speaker 10: Well, Granny had to come pick us up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Because I couldn't drive.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: And then I thought I'd be hilarious and start making
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  Speaker 10: fun of her.
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  Speaker 4: Necklace, which was a bit of a silver ball.
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  Speaker 10: On the chain thing.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Kept asking her if she liked balls and my two
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  Speaker 10: thought it was hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Was this your mum?
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  Speaker 11: My mum.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can ask your mum if she likes balls.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 12:52
  Speaker 5: Not the mother-in-law.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: Not the mother-in-law. No, no. You know what's so funny
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: about that?
• 12:57
  Speaker 6: Because if I got in the car with my mum
• 13:00
  Speaker 6: and if my mum was making, like, ball references and
• 13:03
  Speaker 6: asking her mum if she liked balls– It would just
• 13:06
  Speaker 6: be so hilarious because you never see that side of
• 13:08
  Speaker 6: your mum.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: No.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: My mum's so demure and proper.
• 13:12
  Speaker 5: Mumsy.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: She's so mumsy.
• 13:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah. And I know that she's got a wicked sense
• 13:17
  Speaker 6: of humour, but I never get to see that side.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: So it would be great.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: She keeps it hidden.
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: I don't keep mine hidden from my kids.
• 13:24
  Speaker 12: No?
• 13:24
  Speaker 7: Is that bad?
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you don't do, like, filthy jokes.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: No, I don't, but. Yeah, no, I don't. I don't
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: do filthy jokes.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: I think a sense of humour. I know my parents
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: have a good sense of humour.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Do they?
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: I find them endearing. Yeah, yeah. Although if it's too much,
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: I'll get told off, you know. Oh, that's too far.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: And I still can't swear in front of my mother.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: I can't swear in front of my mum and dad.
• 13:45
  Speaker 6: You know, I've never ever heard my mum say the–
• 13:48
  Speaker 6: or my dad say the F word in my life.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, I hear my dad. Oh, my dad's rogue. But
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: mum will say shivers, you know, instead of shit.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the worst my dad's ever said is bloody.
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've had a bloody gutful.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: And even that was shocking, wasn't it?
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: That's him, like, swearing. Meanwhile, over here, old potty mouth.
• 14:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry. Sorry, children.
• 14:10
  Speaker 6: Weighing in at 75 kgs, it's Lisa, the ball buster.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Good morning, Lisa.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Good morning.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: All right, let's go to Mohammed in Wollongong.
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: Hello, mate.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Morning.
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: Good morning. How are you?
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good. You work in construction management in a relationship.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: No kids yet. Got a Ford Ranger. Hey, you and
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: the wife caused a Thai resort to be locked down.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: What were you doing?
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's correct. So we got to the lobby and
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: we stole the ute that takes us up to our
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: apartment up the mountain.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, instead of waiting for a nice Thai driver, you
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: decided to take the ute yourself.
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Were you just impatient or you had a few drinks?
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: No, no. So the driver had stopped at one of
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: the pit stops and he was taking down the bags
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: and we couldn't wait any longer. So we just decided
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: it was too easy.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: No time to wait. How did the... Because the Thai
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: people are lovely, really friendly when you go to Thailand.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: The ladies, the Thai ladies?
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or boys. Who knows, right? Were they angry at
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: you guys?
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: They didn't know it was us, but they were looking
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: for the culprit and we were watching them off the balcony.
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: Did you just leave the ute parked out the front
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: of your apartment?
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: You're a good guy, Muhammad. Okay, weighing in at 120 kilos,
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: the ute tie-jacker, Muhammad. Good luck, mate. Amy's got your question.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: All right, Muhammad.
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: Question number one. Shellac nail polish is also known as what?
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: Shellac nail polish, also known as what?
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: I didn't know this. Why would I know?
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: No.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: All right. I don't know.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:05
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: It's also known as gel polish.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: So why would you say shellac? Or why would you
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: say gel?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 16:14
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: I was going to say powder.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Powder?
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Shellac is shellac no no shellac's not a powder it's
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: a gel.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah whatever whatever you got it wrong.
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: On social media what does the abbreviation i y k
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: y k stand for.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Can you repeat that yep i y k y k
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: if only you knew If you know, you know. Yay!
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I saw that little help there.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I was just saying if he knew what the answer was. Okay,
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: you got one.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: All right. In netball, oh, I know the answer to this.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, because you play for the Diamonds. Diamonds, yeah.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: In netball, what two positions can shoot goals?
• 17:08
  Speaker 11: Um.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: Striker.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: He's clearly never seen a game of netball in his life.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have kids and I don't think he's ever
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: played netball. A goal shooter and a goal attack.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: They're the only people.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: They're the only two positions that can shoot goals.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Do you play either of them?
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I am the worst shooter ever, so no.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Right, okay. Good on you, mate. You got one. Let's
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: see how Lisa goes. All right, Lisa. In a standard
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: game of soccer, how many players per team are allowed
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: on the field?
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: 11.
• 17:48
  Speaker 10: Oh, well done.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Do your boys play soccer?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: They do.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that would be helpful.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Well, you got one. Now, if you get another one,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: you're the winner. Otherwise, we may be going to a tiebreaker.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: In terms of beer, I don't like this beer. What
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: does IPA stand for? IPA.
• 18:09
  Speaker 10: I don't have to pass on that one.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Okay. Indian pale ale. India. India. Sorry, India.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Whatever.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Do you like India pale ale, Sean?
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: It's a bit. bit much for me.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: I've just gotten to the point in life where I'll
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: drink any beer.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Anything with an alcohol content.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: I'll still drink it, but I'm not buying it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's higher in alcohol as well.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like thicker. I don't know. I
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: want my beer to just be like a shitty Bogan beer.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Just give me a VB or a Great Northern or something.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: This bloody craft beer wanker. What type of shoe shares
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: a name with a presidential airline?
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Airplane.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Type of shoe.
• 18:59
  Speaker 10: Emirates?
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: No.
• 19:02
  Speaker 10: That was a guess.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Air Force One and Knight's got Air Force Ones.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: So we are doing... The tiebreaker.
• 19:10
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Right, Mohammed's back in. Yes. All you do is yell
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: out your name. No, yell out the answer.
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: What is 2.30 p.m.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: In 24-hour time?
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: 14.30. 14.30. Yes, Lisa got it. Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: All right, Lisa, well done.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: So have you ever been a crazy fish? This isn't catfish.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Crazy fish.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: This isn't, well, it's kind of similar to being catfish.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: But it's called crazy fish.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: So it's when a girl you're seeing acts normal.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Until you commit to her and then all of a
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: sudden she's a legit psycho.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Like, I.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Have a girlfriend who is literally this person.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: So reels you in like she's all calm and cool.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: And she's a.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: Good looking girl and she's so– From the outside, you'd
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: go on a.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Date with her and you'd be like, yes. You'd think
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: that you'd struck gold. But she is batshit crazy.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, gotcha.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but the crazy doesn't come out until like– I mean,
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: she can't hide it– she can't keep it hidden for
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: a long time. But it does– it comes out on
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: like date four. Now– I don't know if this chick
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: has gotten a good idea here, but one girl's decided
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: to give that up. So instead of appearing to be cool,
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: calm and collected, she has decided to instead be upfront
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: and honest about who she really is from the get-go.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Like just she's bearing all her crazy, right?
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Straight up on date number one.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: On date number one.
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: So podcaster Emily, I'm not saying that last name, Emily,
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: share this piece of advice.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Have a listen to this.
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: My dating hack is to just be crazy.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Can you elaborate? Give us examples.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 20:59
  Speaker 8: So what I mean by that is that I like
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: to let people kind of see early on the kind
• 21:04
  Speaker 8: of the... Yeah.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Like neuroticism?
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 21:06
  Speaker 14: And I say that as the same.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: What they're getting into.
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: Like I let people see who I really am. And
• 21:11
  Speaker 8: I'm like, I don't believe in masking that. I don't
• 21:14
  Speaker 8: believe in trying to become the perfect version of yourself
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: for someone. It's going to come out eventually. And I
• 21:19
  Speaker 8: like to do it early on.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: I respect it.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: She's not wrong. It absolutely does come out.
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I can tell anyway. I've dated enough crazy. If you're
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: trying to hide it, I can tell.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: I've got a girlfriend who will literally, you know, she's
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: been dating a guy for the first four weeks and
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: everything's going well. But if she messages him and he
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: doesn't reply, she'll then check his phone.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: WhatsApp and see when he was last online.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: There we go. Last active.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: And if it's not WhatsApp or she can check his, like,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I think Facebook tells you.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Like Facebook Messenger or something. Yeah, yeah.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: And she'll be like, hey, you're online here, but you
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: haven't replied to my message. Oh, my God. I was done.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: So this chick is basically saying to bear all those
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: crazy cards straight off the bat.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, good on her. Or hide it. But I'm
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: telling you, I've dated enough that I could tell.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe hide it forever and then seek help.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah. But it's easy to find out. I think
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: we were talking about it on the show the other week.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I do a couple of subtle questions.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Do you?
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: So ask about their job history.
• 22:22
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: All the crazy girls I've dated can't hold down jobs
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: for long.
• 22:26
  Speaker 13: Interesting.
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: So you find out how long they've been in that job.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: What's the longest they've been in a job. If you
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: get the, oh, about six months, all the girls at
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: work are bullying me.
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: And did they bully you at the last place and
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: the place before?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, she's got victim mentality going on, yeah.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: And then the girlfriend one. Remember we said.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, if they've got no friends.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Or if they drop. I just get along better
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: with men. Oh, you've got no real female friends?
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: No.
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: See, I'm thinking about the girl that I'm talking about
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: and she's got loads of friends and she has been
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: in the same job for like 10 years.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, it's not going to work then. You'd be screwed.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so she would be crazy fishing you. Yeah.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I love that term.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Crazy fish.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: And your first calls now. Let's hear from you on 131065.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Here's Alex. Hello. Good morning.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Hey, Alex.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Good morning. How are you?
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: You're in Landilo. What do you want to chat about?
• 23:20
  Speaker 13: I want to talk about the young boys at Bondi yesterday,
• 23:24
  Speaker 13: how they got hurt and how it worries me about
• 23:26
  Speaker 13: my own children.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: How old were they, Sean?
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, they're actually, like, in their 20s, I think. Like,
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: some are in their teens, but some are in their 20s. But, yeah,
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: so they were at Bondi Beach yesterday.
• 23:37
  Speaker 9: They were swimming, doing whatever, and they looked up at
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: the cliffs and said, let's have a crack at that.
• 23:40
  Speaker 9: And one of them fell four metres, so he's in
• 23:43
  Speaker 9: hospital this morning.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: He's going to be all right, though.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: And what makes you worry about your boys, does it, Alex?
• 23:49
  Speaker 13: Well, I've got a boy who's 10 and a girl
• 23:51
  Speaker 13: who's just turned 8, and we live semi-rural, so they're
• 23:54
  Speaker 13: not even allowed to ride their bikes out in the
• 23:57
  Speaker 13: street without an adult because the cars just speed through.
• 24:00
  Speaker 13: Being semi-rural, they think they're invincible.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: Even I'm in a cul-de-sac, Alex, and some of the
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: people who live in our street, They know it's a
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: street filled with young kids and they fly down the street.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: And I lie in bed because I want my kids
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: to be outside. I want them to be out riding
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: their bikes. I don't want them inside. But I lie
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: in bed at night and I had the worst intrusive
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: thoughts about one of them riding out from behind a
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: car and just getting like clipped.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Do you know who the people are in your street
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: that speed? Like, do you ever say anything to them
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: or you don't want to be a Karen?
• 24:32
  Speaker 13: No, I don't want to be a Karen. We've got
• 24:35
  Speaker 13: to live there. We enjoy living there. Yeah.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: What about you, Amy? I'm right with you. You know
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: who it is, eh? No, there's a few.
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: And the funniest thing is one of them has– has
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: lived in our street for like 30 years and has
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: children and grandchildren now themselves. And she's a nurse and
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: she's such a lovely lady, but she just has this
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: lead foot. She just literally will absolutely fang it in
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: our street.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: And I'm like.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Dude, you know so many young kids are in here.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:06
  Speaker 10: Anyway.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: All right, Beck in Prospect, you're on for first calls.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Hey, Beck.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: Good morning.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: How are we?
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: Good.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: What do you want to talk about?
• 25:13
  Speaker 11: I was listening to the lady that got picked up
• 25:19
  Speaker 11: by her mother for getting absolutely knockered.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, she was very drunk, yeah. And asking her mom
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: if she liked balls.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
• 25:28
  Speaker 11: Brought back a memory of when my father had to
• 25:30
  Speaker 11: come and rescue me. He ended up coming into the
• 25:34
  Speaker 11: birthday party and threw me over his shoulder and carried
• 25:39
  Speaker 11: me out like a sack of potatoes.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: How old were you back then?
• 25:42
  Speaker 11: I may have been under 18.
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Isn't that embarrassing? But, Dad, turning up to the house party,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: you were clearly too drunk, right?
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I love that he could have picked her
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: up like the bodyguard.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: And carried her out in his arms, but he's thrown
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: you over his shoulder.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: He was pissed off, that's why.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like, right.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Were you in trouble, Bec?
• 26:05
  Speaker 11: Oh, I don't even want to think about it for
• 26:09
  Speaker 11: over a year. He actually, I'm 43 and he still
• 26:12
  Speaker 11: brings that up.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? You were just a teen getting drunk.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: But your parents were really strict. Did your dad ever
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: catch you drinking? I know they caught you sneaking out.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember once I had had a few too
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: many drinks. We'd gone into my parents' bar.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: And do you remember back in the day, I don't
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: know if this is just a me thing, but me
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: and my friends, we'd have like... shots of everything that
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: we could find in my dad's bar.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Rocket fuel.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Like vodka, brandy, Contro. Like it was so disgusting. And
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: then I was always told if you wanted to get
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: really pissed, you mix beer with spirits. So then we'd
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: scull a beer.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: And I remember feeling so bad the next morning and
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: like me and my girlfriend were vomiting and my dad
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: was like, right, have you.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Learned your lesson?
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: And you did.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: It is funny.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I definitely haven't mixed beer and spirits together ever since.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: I remember going to my mate's mum's bar and doing
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: that in one of those little water bottles, just putting everything.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: You'd made yourself a Long Island iced tea.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much, right? But we were calling it rocket fuel,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: and then we'd go to the footy and drink it before.
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't drink like that.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Never.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: And it was awful.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Well, I think back in the day it was like
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: you were just trying to get drunk.
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: Whereas now I just will have a drink to complement
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: my meal.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: And then another one. I'll have a wine or something.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: And then another one.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: And then another one.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: No.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, no.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: We sound like alcoholics right now.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: It's the truth. It's not. A brand new podcast out
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: called Charmed. You can get it on iHeartRadio. Sam Todd
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: is the host and she is joining us right now. Hello.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Hey, Sam. Hi.
• 27:53
  Speaker 15: I'm so excited to be making my official radio debut
• 27:55
  Speaker 15: with you.
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: So for anyone who hasn't come across you online before,
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: can you tell us a little bit about yourself and
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: how did you get into content creation?
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 28:05
  Speaker 15: So my name is Sam Todd and I'm on YouTube,
• 28:07
  Speaker 15: TikTok and Instagram and I'm everywhere. And now also on
• 28:11
  Speaker 15: all of the podcast platforms, but I'm most known for
• 28:15
  Speaker 15: my videos shopping around the world, which is a very difficult,
• 28:19
  Speaker 15: very hard job, but.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Someone's got to do it, right?
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: So you're a shopaholic?
• 28:24
  Speaker 15: Well, some might say that. But I travel around collecting
• 28:28
  Speaker 15: country exclusive items, namely Pandora charms. They have all of
• 28:32
  Speaker 15: these different ones you can only get in certain countries.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Aha.
• 28:36
  Speaker 15: Yes. And I've gone to over 20 countries now and
• 28:38
  Speaker 15: collected over 20 country exclusive Pandora charms.
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: My daughter actually has a little Pandora bracelet that my
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: mum bought her when she was a baby, well, like
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: a little kid. And every time it's her birthday or Christmas,
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: she buys her like a new Pandora charm.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, cute.
• 28:54
  Speaker 15: Start them young.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I love to hear it. And when my husband and
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I were over in Italy, we actually got her a
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: little charm and it's like a little croissant and it
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: hangs off her.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really cute. And you've got 20. What's your
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: favourite one, Sam?
• 29:08
  Speaker 15: Oh, my favorite one. I just recently went to Japan
• 29:11
  Speaker 15: and they released new country exclusive ones.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: This is the thing.
• 29:14
  Speaker 15: You keep having to get more because there was a
• 29:16
  Speaker 15: range of country exclusive ones in say 2024, but now
• 29:19
  Speaker 15: they're new in 2026. So you have to keep adding them.
• 29:22
  Speaker 15: And the one that I got in Japan is an Omomori,
• 29:24
  Speaker 15: which is a lucky amulet. So I love that it's
• 29:26
  Speaker 15: a good luck charm and a Pandora charm in one.
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: So you must do a lot of traveling as well.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: Do you travel on your own or with your family
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: or a partner?
• 29:35
  Speaker 15: I travel with my partner and my girlfriends. I like
• 29:37
  Speaker 15: to mix it up because, you know what? at the
• 29:39
  Speaker 15: end of the day, nothing can beat a girl's trip.
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: There is nothing better.
• 29:43
  Speaker 15: Than a girl's trip.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: How good is going away with the girls?
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 29:46
  Speaker 15: But in terms of long-term travel, it's got to be
• 29:48
  Speaker 15: with your partner because you can't get sick of them.
• 29:50
  Speaker 15: So I balance the two.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: And for people who've never listened to Charmed, your new podcast,
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: can you tell us what it's about?
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 29:58
  Speaker 15: So what I love about our show Charmed is that
• 30:01
  Speaker 15: it's not the stories that you always hear from the
• 30:03
  Speaker 15: guests because we have a wide array of guests who
• 30:05
  Speaker 15: come on. And instead of talking about maybe the reality
• 30:08
  Speaker 15: TV show run they just had or the book they had,
• 30:09
  Speaker 15: I mean, we do touch on that. What we're really
• 30:12
  Speaker 15: looking to uncover is stories they don't talk about that
• 30:15
  Speaker 15: often or at all about the items that they collect
• 30:17
  Speaker 15: and treasure and things that they... have never shared publicly
• 30:20
  Speaker 15: that they collect. And it's really exciting getting to hear
• 30:22
  Speaker 15: these stories we haven't heard before.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Right. So, like, it could be, like, I know my
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: nerdy sister used to have a stamp collection yawn.
• 30:29
  Speaker 15: No yawning on collections in this house.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: But you could also– it's like my husband. My husband
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: used to– he backpacked for, like, nine months.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: And in our garage we have this– well, not a container,
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: it's like a box, and it's of all the lighters
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: and matchboxes that he collected from all the different places, hostels,
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: you know, countries that he visited.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: And I keep saying to him, these need to go
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: out in the council clean-up, and he just won't throw
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: them out. No, let's get him on charm. Exactly the
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: kind of guest we're looking for. We'll get Ryan on
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: your podcast.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's the thing, right? You can tell what
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: a person's like based on what they collect, yeah? And
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: there's always an interesting story to it.
• 31:05
  Speaker 15: Yes, and it's the things that mean nothing to anyone else,
• 31:08
  Speaker 15: but they're so important to them. We just had Chloe
• 31:10
  Speaker 15: Hayden on last week and she brought a chunk of cement,
• 31:14
  Speaker 15: like floor, from the shipyard where the Titanic was because
• 31:17
  Speaker 15: she loves the Titanic and she stole that from the
• 31:20
  Speaker 15: shipyard in Belfast.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: See, okay, well, would you consider yourself a bit of
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: a hoarder?
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: Because I say to my husband all the time, he
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: loves holding on to old things, memorabilia from his dad
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: playing football.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: He's still got his, like, kindergarten photos.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he holds on to everything.
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, those be some hoarding tendencies, right?
• 31:43
  Speaker 15: I prefer the term collector or archivist.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Archivist.
• 31:48
  Speaker 15: It's an archive of my life.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: But, yes, I keep everything. Okay, I think we.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Might need to get you on that hoarder show. Sam Todd, hey,
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: go and listen to Charm. Sounds really interesting. You can
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: check it out on the free iHeart app right now.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Watch or listen. Good on you, Sam Todd. Thanks a lot.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Good on you, Sam. Nice to chat.
• 32:06
  Speaker 15: Thank you so much.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, HSC is on. So today they're doing biology. I
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have been good at that.
• 32:14
  Speaker 15: History.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Loved my history, but more modern.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't like history.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: You didn't like that? Okay. Business services, you would have
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: been good at that.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I did business studies, yeah.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: And Chinese literature.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I did not do Chinese literature.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: That would be hard.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: That would be so hard.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Now, we're hoping they do well because apparently Aussies are
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: getting stupider. Stupider? Yeah, according to the OECD's list, Australia's
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: reading score, Has steadily declined since the year 2000.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you now, kids aren't reading. Not like.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: No, they're just watching videos.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Well, I just... I don't know, they're just not reading.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I don't think they've got the attention span for it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they also think stuff like autocorrect and spellcheck
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: means that our ability to spell words has got worse.
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: Mm.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Even when I'm talking to chat GPT, like if I'm
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: quickly typing and the word's wrong, I'm just like, it'll
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: figure it out.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: And it does. My girlfriend sends me text messages and
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: some of them don't even make sense. She just sends
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: them and I can make it out.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: You can work it out?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, are you drunk?
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: It's 11 in the morning. She just doesn't spell properly.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, so the year 2000, then it goes down. You
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: were in high school in the year 2000. I was. Yeah, Chelsea.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Was she even born?
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, I was born.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I was born in 98. Do you want to come
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: in the studio, actually?
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: She was two.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: She was two years old.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: So you're a clear millennial, Amy.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: So am I. Bang smack millennials represent.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Represent, yep.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: You are a Gen Z, Chelsea.
• 33:46
  Speaker 14: Loud and proud, baby.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: And we're going to see, like, are the Gen Z
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: stupider or are the millennials stupider?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: When it comes to.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Spelling. We're going to do a spelling bee right now.
• 33:59
  Speaker 14: I am really stupid with this stuff. I think I'm
• 34:02
  Speaker 14: like straight smart and really dumb book smart wise.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: How'd you go on your HSC though? Can't tell you.
• 34:07
  Speaker 14: I refuse to share.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: But you know.
• 34:11
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I passed and I went to uni.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, you can't be that dumb.
• 34:15
  Speaker 14: No, I'm still pretty dumb.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Hang on a second.
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: I didn't even go to uni and I flunked my
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: UAI and I don't consider myself dumb.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're going to smash her then, aren't you?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Well, it depends what kind of stupid words you're trying
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: to get me to spell.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: All right, let's do it. We'll take it in turns.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I'll do Chelsea first. What I'm going to do is
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: I'll just say the word, and then I can also
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: say it in a sentence to help you.
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: I was going to say, because some words have the...
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: Same meaning?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, they say it in a sound, but then
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: in sentences, there's two different versions.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, son....
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I need the sentence. I'll do you.
• 34:48
  Speaker 14: Because is it my son as in my child or
• 34:50
  Speaker 14: the sun in the sky?
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's not, oh, get out of my son.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: It's the boy is not my son.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: S-O-N.
• 34:58
  Speaker 15: Wow.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: One for you.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Mine better be that easy.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: You have pig as in, wow, Amy Gerard is a
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: bush pig.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: P-I-G.
• 35:10
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Okay. Moving along.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Chelsea.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Chelsea. You have Woolloomooloo. I recently went to the Finger
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Wharf in Woolloomooloo.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: I don't belong here.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: This is from Melbourne.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: W-O-L-L.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Nah, you're out. You want to give it a go, Amy?
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: You're a Sydney girl. Woolloomooloo.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Nah, even I don't know. I'll have a crack.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: W-O-L-L-O-M.
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Double O.
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Double L-O.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: No, you're out.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: It's W. W.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Double O.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: So you got that right. Double L.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: Double M.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Double O.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Yep. M.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Yes. Double O. One L then.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, yes.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Double O.
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: So how are we going so far? I know the
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: poem is keeping a score.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: One O at the moment.
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: Ooh.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Amy.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: You can't even say the word.
• 36:12
  Speaker 14: I know what this is.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: The Pom help us out here. What's the word?
• 36:16
  Speaker 9: Srinivasan, as in we work closely with Chelsea Srinivasan.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's your last name. That's not true.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Get out of here.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: I've sent it on emails plenty of times. Srinivasan. Is
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: that how we say it?
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, Amy. Don't be a bad colleague now.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Srinivasan.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: How do you spell Chelsea's surname, Srinivasan? Srinivasan.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Srinivasan.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Rinshrin. She's writing it down. Is that cheating writing?
• 36:41
  Speaker 14: Well, I actually asked Alec the Pom if I was
• 36:44
  Speaker 14: allowed to write and he said no.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Right, well. I didn't bring a pen in.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Yep, here we go.
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: S-C.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: No.
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: S-H? No. S-H.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: S-R.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, S-R, but you don't go Srin. Say it again.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: You said Shrin.
• 36:59
  Speaker 14: I don't know how to say it half the time. Srinivasan.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're not saying it right.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Well, he said it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Hang on a second. This is not a word. This
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: is a last name.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: It has letters in an order.
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: It's a word.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, Chelsea, hemorrhoids, as in I've recently been suffering with
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: terrible hemorrhoids and had to use anusil.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Of course you were.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: H-E-M.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: H-E-M.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: No.
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: What?
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: H-A-E-M-O-R-R-H-O-I-D-S. The Pom, give us an update on our score here.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Still 1-0. They've got none right since you last checked.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Amy. Diarrhea. As in, I am also suffering diarrhoea alongside
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: my hemorrhoids. It's a complete mess.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: You should go to the doctor. Yeah, you should really
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: get that STD check.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Amy, give us diarrhea.
• 37:55
  Speaker 11: Diarrhea.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A.
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: H-O-E-A.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I'm fact-checking that. When am I ever going to need
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: to know to spell that?
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Well, you've never had diarrhea.
• 38:16
  Speaker 14: But, like, why would I need to physically write that out?
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Diarrhea?
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: No, I was right.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Not according to the piece of paper in front of me.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: There is no O in diarrhea.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Did the pub screw it up?
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: No, hang on.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: There's a thing here. Okay.
• 38:34
  Speaker 14: Difference between American spelling and Australian UK spellings here.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: So America, you would be correct.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, we're in Australia. Sorry, you're wrong. And when
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: would you need to write it out? What if you
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: were in a foreign country and they couldn't understand you
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: and you had to write out your symptoms?
• 38:51
  Speaker 14: But they couldn't understand me anyway, so they wouldn't be
• 38:53
  Speaker 14: able to read English.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Whatever.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Hang on a second. The correct spelling is D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: In America.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: No one's using an O in diarrhoea. Let me make
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: that very, very factual.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: No one even in Australia is putting their O in.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Not even my doctor.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Get Dr. Kearse on. Can you call Dr. Kearse? He's away,
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: isn't he? I don't care. Call him and find out
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: how he spells diarrhoea in his practice.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll keep going. We've got two more.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Please let them not be poo related. anal-related.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Okay. Score update again.
• 39:32
  Speaker 16: Still 1-0.
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: Still 1-0.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Nothing's changed.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I'm giving myself another point, I reckon.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: There.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: As in, they're an idiot. I told them to leave
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: their shoes over there.
• 39:43
  Speaker 14: T-H-E-I-R.
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: What?
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: What?
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: They're an idiot. I told them to leave their shoes
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: over there.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: There's two then. No, no, no. That's T-H-E-I-R.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: They're an idiot. I told them to leave their shoes
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: over there.
• 40:01
  Speaker 14: Oh, it's the last there. It's T-H-E-R-E.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Amy, you're going to want to win this.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Y-O-U apostrophe R-E.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: And now Dr.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: Kiss....
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: How do we spell diarrhea? Good morning.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: Good morning, guys. Hi.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: You're live on air.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: Sorry, I was waiting for a hello. So what's the
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: issue here?
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: So if I said I've got diarrhea and I wrote
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: a text message to you saying I've got explosive diarrhea
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: and I spelt it D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A, you would know what I.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Was talking about, right?
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: No, I'd have absolutely no idea because there's supposed to
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: be an O in there.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, get out of here.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: All right, the winner is... Me. No, I don't know.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I got your right.
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: Amy won.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good on you, Amy.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Well, we're both girls.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: The millennial girl. Do I win a prize? Yeah. You
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: have won yourself.
• 41:11
  Speaker 15: Yes.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: The opportunity.
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: To host Kiss 106.5 Breakfast.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Starting November 9th.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: Woo.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Mikey, Amy, Gerard, partly cloudy, 26 in our west,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: 24 in the city today.
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: So I was sorry. I thought you were doing more things.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: No, that's the weather.
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: That is it.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: So a bride has upset her wedding guests by quietly
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: banning something 24 hours before the ceremony.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Banning?
• 41:42
  Speaker 14: What?
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I don't understand this.
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: So she– well, this story was shared on Reddit. So
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: apparently she had a wedding website. You know everyone has
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: these wedding websites these days.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: They do.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a WordPress site.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, a WordPress site.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: It makes a lot of sense.
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: It's so if you have an invite and it gets lost,
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: you can always access this website for the details of
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: the wedding. So she's jumped on 24 hours before the wedding,
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: and she's specifically said– Nobody except my grandparents are allowed
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: to wear blue.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: On the website?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: On the website.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Blue.
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: Only the grandparents are wearing blue. And basically saying to
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: her guests, no one else can wear blue. However, it
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: was 24 hours before the wedding. Who the hell's checking
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: the website? That's quickly before the wedding. And there's a
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: whole bunch of people that obviously missed it. So- There
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: were people who came in blue dresses.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, who cares? Or blue.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. I don't care either.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: Who cares?
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: You'd upset Nana who wanted to wear blue.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Maybe this is coming from the grandparents.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Very strange.
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: But guests were literally approached by ushers as they were
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: arriving and told that the couple were unhappy.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, for God's sake. Imagine turning up to.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: A wedding and being told by an usher, hey, the
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: bride and groom are extremely disappointed that you're in a
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: blue dress. I'd go see her.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd leave, wouldn't you?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I'd steal a bowl of booze on the way out.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. This is over the top.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Even the people in the blue, so the group photos.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: If you were wearing blue, you were asked to step
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: out of the photo.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: It's the thing with the grandparents in the blue.
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Can I ask you here?
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: With your wedding.
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Did you have a theme?
• 43:20
  Speaker 9: No.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Okay. Because to me, wedding is just wedding stuff. I
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: would wear the same suit that I wear to the
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: radio awards, to the races, to a funeral, to a wedding.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: And I don't want, you know, it's a white theme
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: or you can't wear blue or you can't like.
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: Have you ever been to any weddings that has had
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: like ridiculous requests?
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: No, nothing like that. And I wouldn't want to go.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Like I'm a dude. I don't want to dress up.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: I have two suit jackets, right? And I just rotate them.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: And you didn't have any of that, did you?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't have any of that.
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: I have been to a wedding where she asked everybody
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: coming to the wedding to wear black.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Like a funeral.
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: Well, I think it was a bit morbid, but then
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: they all, her and her bridesmaids all wore white, which
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: I also thought was.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: So they stood out. Was that the idea? I guess so.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: If you're in black.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, black and white.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Even that. Piss off. We're just here for the free booze.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: No one cares about your love.
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: There's even some.
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: Events that I go to and I'll never forget it.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: And it's an event and they throw it in Sydney.
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: And before you go, they send out an email and say, hey,
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: this is the dress code.
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: And they've given you like six colors, like a color palette.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: And I've gone, hang on a second. They're all like
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: tonal colors. Meanwhile, I was about to wear a fuchsia
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: pink dress.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, couldn't do it.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Well, I was like, no, you're not meant to.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: A life of an influencer, eh?
• 44:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: No, it's got nothing to do with influencer events. No, no, no.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I feel like there are some, there'd be
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: some weddings out there with some bride zillas at the helm.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: And can we just be normal? It's a wedding. Everyone
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: dress up formally. Let people wear what they want. Not
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: white though. I get that.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Also, you can't wear white. You don't wear white. You
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: don't upstage the bride. You don't even wear cream.
• 45:04
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: But, Telling people that they have to get out of
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: the photo because they wore blue?
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Mental.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Crazy.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Enjoy that marriage, mate. Hey, you're about to shit can
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: your husband on air. Is he listening?
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll be in the car right about now.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Five to eight, he's in the car. Okay, stand by, Ryan.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Love you, Ryan. What's the issue? You're going to find
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: out next.
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: He knows all about it. Yeah, listen, I love my husband.
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: He is a great dad and he really does look
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: after me. He's a great cook as well. Like he
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: loves to cook and I love to eat. So I
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: think his love language is acts of service because he
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: very much likes to prepare meals, pour me a glass
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: of wine, run me.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: A bath, all of those things.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: He sounds like a simp.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: No, he's absolutely not a simp.
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: But there are certain things, and I know women who
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: are listening in the car right now will be able
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: to understand this. There's certain... little things, never anything big,
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: but they send me into a spiraling blind rage. So like,
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: for example, last week I went to Melbourne. I was
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: only gone for 24 hours, one night. And I got
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: home and I walked into the house. There must have
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: been about 15 pairs of shoes.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I don't even know why.
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: 15 pairs of shoes just scattered all around the house.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: My husband's cap scattered around the house.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Just chucking stuff when he comes in.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Like my kids just walk in, they Flip off their
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: shoes and they leave them.
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: Wherever they take them off, they're around the kitchen table,
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: near the kitchen, near the dining table.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Do you have.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Like a shoe spot, a preferred rack or something?
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: I have a mudroom underneath my stairs, which is a
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: full-blown shoe cupboard.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Put them in there.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: All you have to do is just chuck your shoes
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: in there. I don't care.
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: I will come and I restack it every now and again.
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: But just chuck them in there because there's a door
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: and we can just.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Close it, right?
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: My thing is I will walk into the house and
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: I pick things up as I go.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I think it's just a mum thing. It's just by habit.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I pick up things as I go. Ryan, he just
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: walks in and steps over everything, right?
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Ignores it.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Just ignores it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: And he.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: So I've walked into this house.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: And adds to it by the looks of it.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: He's actually the worst.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I reckon there's... The other day I picked up like
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: four pairs of his shoes.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: I was like, how many pairs of shoes do you
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: wear in a day? But the thing that probably... sends me,
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: pushes me over the edge the worst. We have a
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: washing basket in our bathroom.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: I need to get one of them because my undies
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: are just on the floor.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, you do.
• 47:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: And make sure you use it as well because it's
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: actually there for a reason. It's so you don't put
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: your undies on the floor.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: So you've got laundry basket in the bathroom.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Laundry basket in the bathroom.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: And every single day when he gets home from work,
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: he takes his clothes off and he chucks them in
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: the left-hand side of the bathroom in a corner. And
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: every single day I come home and I pick them
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: up and I chuck them in the laundry basket.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Is that near the laundry basket?
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: No, it's on the other side of the bathroom.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: He just ignores the laundry basket.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: And then he goes to bed at night and then
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: in the morning when he gets up ready to go
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: for work, he takes off his, you know, he just
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: wears boxes and a T-shirt.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Chucks him in the corner.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: What if you put that laundry basket in that corner?
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: No, you can't. Where he's putting his clothes is in
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: front of a drawer, a bottom drawer.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: I mean, it's his stuff. It's where his razors and
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: stuff are. So he doesn't open it.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: But if I put that laundry basket there, it would...
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: get in the way of three draws, right?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: What if you just passive-aggressively for a week put the
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: laundry basket there? It's like how you train a dog
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: or a cat. You're just training him and then you
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: slowly move the laundry basket.
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: What about if I just passively-aggressively started setting fire to
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: every pile of clothes that he leaves there?
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: And if he's listening now, he would just be like
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: rolling his eyes. He's like, who cares? Yeah, who cares?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I put my pyjamas there because that's what I'm going
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: to wear tonight.
• 48:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: And does only he use that bathroom?
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Yes. Me and him. Me and him.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. Me and him.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Sorry, we don't have separate bathrooms. We're not royalty.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: We've got a mudroom. I don't know.
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: But it's just the one thing. Because the minute you
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: walk into the bathroom, it's the first thing you see.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: His pile of dirty clothes.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: I understand. It'd kill me too.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 49:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Although I actually do. I gave my girlfriend the en suite.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: and I have the bathroom. I reckon that might be
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: the secret to a good relationship.
• 49:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: So we just don't, like I don't see her girly stuff.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: She doesn't see my horrible stained underpants on the floor.
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: In a perfect world, I would love for us to
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: have separate bathrooms too.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: No, you spent too much money on the mudroom.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: You've got to let it go, bud.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, you know Natalie Penfold? Yeah.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: She'd be easy to live with.
• 49:46
  Speaker 16: What is with you changing my name?
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: You don't like her, do you?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I've never gone by Natalie.
• 49:52
  Speaker 16: And I will not go by Natalie in my new job.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: All right, you know Nat Penfold? Yeah. Just Nat.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Just Nat.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: That's me.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, hi, Nat. What's happening at home? How's Kane to
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: live with? Does Kane do anything?
• 50:02
  Speaker 14: He's pretty good.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: No, he does.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Like he's on the laundry thing.
• 50:05
  Speaker 16: Every time he takes his socks off, he takes them.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Off inside out. So then I have to put my
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: hand in them and put them the right way.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: In the stinky socks. In the stinky socks.
• 50:12
  Speaker 16: And I've tried to ask him, but I'm just picking
• 50:14
  Speaker 16: my battles because I'm also just OCD.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: So it's partly me, partly him.
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: But he, non-laundry related, he loses everything and it kills
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: my life.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Like car keys.
• 50:22
  Speaker 16: But he has no issue with the fact that he,
• 50:24
  Speaker 16: I'm like, where are your sunnies?
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Your good sunnies?
• 50:26
  Speaker 16: He's like, ah, maybe in my car. I'm like, should
• 50:28
  Speaker 16: you go check? He's like, ah, they'll rock up somewhere.
• 50:29
  Speaker 16: And it infuriates me because he just doesn't care where
• 50:33
  Speaker 16: it is.
• 50:34
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 50:34
  Speaker 16: And I like to know where my things are at
• 50:36
  Speaker 16: all times.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Should we hear from everyone? 131065, what in your relationships
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: make you rage? You're raging over that laundry basket.
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: What is it that your partner does? Probably something small
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: and silly. What is it that makes you spiral into
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: blind rage?
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: 131065, if you got one, call in, share it with
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: us here on KISS. Yeah, morning, you're on KISS. Mikey, Amy,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Gerard and Amy, you're losing your mind over, I mean,
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: it's petty, really, what your partner does.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I sound like a broken record, but I sound
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: like a broken record for a reason because I'm saying,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I'm communicating, hey, just put your.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: I'll stop myself from swearing then. Just put your damn
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: clothes in the washing basket.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: 131065, if you've got something your partner does that causes
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: you to rage. So you've got a laundry basket in
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: the bathroom.
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: Got a laundry basket in the bathroom and a metre
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: away from the said laundry basket is where my darling husband.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: chooses to dump his clothes instead.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Just not interested. Maybe he doesn't see the laundry basket.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Every day and every night, there's just a little pile.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: It's the first thing I see. And I keep putting
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: them in the basket. And then I was like, maybe
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: this is what.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: What is the alternative?
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: The alternative is I just constantly clean up after him
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: or I just leave it.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Leave it.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Well, you want to say something.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: I'm going to confess.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're a.
• 52:03
  Speaker 9: I'm a little piler as well.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Like sometimes like... I'm a little piler.
• 52:10
  Speaker 9: Sometimes like I'll wear a shirt and then I'll be like, nah, I'm...
• 52:15
  Speaker 9: You know, I can wear that shirt again.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he always says.
• 52:17
  Speaker 9: So then I sort of like put it somewhere and
• 52:20
  Speaker 9: then Maddie goes, what's that shirt doing there?
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, you know, I don't want to
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: put it back in the wardrobe.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Can I?
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: You might wear it.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: But then I don't want to put it in the
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: washing machine.
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: Can I also ask, Sean, have you got a floor robe?
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: Because Ryan has also, he's got a little pile in
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: the bathroom. He's also got one right next to his bed.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Just the clothes you take off when you get into bed.
• 52:42
  Speaker 10: He's giggling.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, you do.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty bad with it. I mean, I'm good in
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: other areas. It's just when it comes to clothes, I
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: just don't know.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: I think the floor robe I'm okay with because the
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: side of his bed is in the corner of the room.
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: So for me, out of sight, out of mind. You
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: can step over your floor robe every day.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: But the bathroom you're seeing.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the bathroom is shared. It's a communal space.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right, 131065, if you've got one little thing
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: your partner does and it's causing you to rage.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Let's go to Sammy. Hello, Sammy. Hey, Sammy.
• 53:13
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 53:13
  Speaker 10: Hey.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: What's your partner doing?
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 53:17
  Speaker 10: He does so many things that piss me off. But
• 53:21
  Speaker 10: I thought I'd have a really good one, and I'm
• 53:23
  Speaker 10: sure so many other women can relate.
• 53:25
  Speaker 12: But he leaves the toilet seat up every single time.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: I don't have a problem with that.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Ryan does that as well.
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: And you know when I go to the toilet in
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: the middle of the night, Sammy, I will sometimes fall
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: into the bowl.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, righto.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's pitch.
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: Black, and I've got the bladder of an ant, so
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: I constantly have to go to the toilet. Ryan will
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: have gone last, left the toilet seat up, straight in.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: But why can't you just pull it down? Because can
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: I just throw this at you? If he had to
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: use it and do a wee, he'd have to pull
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: it up. So why can't you just pull it down?
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Why is it on the men to pull it up?
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: Well, it's just the respectful thing for men to do.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Well, we're all equal, aren't we?
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: And also if you– just put the seat down, Mikey.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Kaz, you're on.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: Hey, Kaz. Hey, guys. Good morning. My worst, I guess,
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: is for him to talk about, like, doing this, doing that,
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: doing that. I'm like, bro, are you going.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: To do it? What is he talking about?
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: When are you going to do it? You talk about
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: one thing. He's like, yeah, I'm going to do it tomorrow.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: The next day, never happened.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: What a.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Is there something in particular that he talks about?
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like he talks about, let's say, going on a
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: fishing trip. I'll be going on a fishing trip next
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: week with my brother. I say, next week happens. Never happens.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, so he talks a lot of talk but doesn't
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: walk the walk. Yeah, he's a bullshitter.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Erica, you're in the Lower Mountains.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Hey, Erica.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: What's your partner do?
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Hi, how are you guys?
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: Good.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: What's going on?
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: That's good.
• 55:01
  Speaker 10: So my partner in the toilet, he leaves the empty
• 55:05
  Speaker 10: toilet rolls on the floor, but I have a bin
• 55:07
  Speaker 10: right next to the toilet.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: It's just like a laundry.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: It's literally my husband with the laundry basket.
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: At least he's taken the roll off to change it,
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: but then can't even just Take the lid of the
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: bin off.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: It's too much effort.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just thinking of my toilet at home at
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: the moment. Again, that's my bathroom. I've given my girlfriend
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: the en suite, but I've got three rolls somewhere on
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: the bathroom sink, just rolls just sitting there.
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: My favourite is my roll will run out and Ryan
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: will start using another roll and and then he'll just
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: sit that roll on top of the empty roll.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: I've got that happening.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: At the moment, yeah. Every dude's nodding their head, yeah.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: So instead of just changing it, he just sits it
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: on top.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: On top of the toilet works as well. Okay, Alicia. Elise. No, no.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, Alicia.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: Sorry.
• 56:05
  Speaker 12: Good morning.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Morning.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Go for it.
• 56:07
  Speaker 12: So the spare bedroom is not meant to be a
• 56:11
  Speaker 12: dumping ground for my husband.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: No, it's not.
• 56:13
  Speaker 12: Honestly, there's clothing all over the bed. There's shoes all.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: Over the floor.
• 56:18
  Speaker 12: There's shit that is not meant to be in the
• 56:20
  Speaker 12: spare bedroom. That just will not work.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: What is it for then? It's for guests.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Yes.
• 56:28
  Speaker 12: It's for guests that come or just keep it clean.
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: You know what he's obviously thought? He's gone, all right,
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: I need to dump all my stuff somewhere. I'll put
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: it in the spare room and then close the door
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: and she'll never know.
• 56:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: But you do know.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Can I ask for that spare bedroom thing? Like I've
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: got a spare bed. I reckon I've had two people stay.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: How often do people actually stay?
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, I have a spare bed. My My parents stay
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, your parents.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: I've had my in-laws stay. I've had girlfriends stay. It
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: actually gets used a fair bit. Ryan gets booted there
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: when he's in the doghouse.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah? How often does that happen?
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: No, to be honest, never because he's like, I'm not leaving.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you leave.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, literally.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: That's what he says.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: You leave the toilet seat up and you leave and
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: go to the spare room. All right, 22 past eight.
• 57:11
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  Speaker 2: And last calls on air 131065 to have a chat.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Here's Ben. Hello, Ben.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Hey, Ben.
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: Good morning, guys.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: How are you?
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: Good, mate.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: What do you want to talk about?
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: Oh, just the whole sneaking out.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: You were rogue, man.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: I was. I reckon I did it like once, but
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: you were doing it all the time. Yeah. You got caught, though?
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: I got caught at Macca's once, yeah. It was when
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: I was– my nan was babysitting and my parents had
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: gone to the police credit union ball and my nan had, like.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Said to my parents, oh, yeah, the kids are all asleep.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: I've kissed them all. Good night on the head. But
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: she'd kissed a wig that I'd put on my pillow.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: So she, I mean, she was elderly. So then when
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: my parents got home.
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: At midnight, they've come in to check.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Ah, okay.
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: And they're like, Barbara, this is just a bed stuffed
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: with toys.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: And a wig.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: She kissed a wig. And then how did they know
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: you were at Macca's?
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, they didn't.
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: My dad sent a police car out just looking.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: And, of course, I was at Macca's.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you could have been worse.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: You could have been in a park or something.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to just hang at Macca's
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: late at night.
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: What?
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: Do teenagers still do that? Just in the Macca's car park, right?
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: They hang out at the Macca's or like, I feel
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: like they hang out at like the 7-Eleven.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: They get the Slurpees and stuff.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: It's all pretty harmless, really.
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: It was pretty harmless back in the day.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I was just there with my boyfriend.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just hanging out.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with his mates and stuff.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Ben.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: What did you used to do? Did you used to
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: do like what I did?
• 59:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'd hang out at Maze places and my old
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: man was in the military and probably a bit like
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: your father and just like there was zero tolerance for
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: that type of thing.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: And you always think you're smarter than your parents. Oh,
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: you'll never find out.
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, he found out. He found out.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Did you get caught one night?
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: You know, you get home and I think, oh, I've
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: gotten away with it. Then you go to walk in
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: the kitchen and he's just there waiting for you.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: I need a big no.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: This ain't going to end well. You are right. As
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: a teenager, you've been alive for like 15 years, but
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: you think you know better than someone who's been alive
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: for 55 years.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, my daughter, she's 10 and she still thinks she
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: knows better than I do.
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: I'll say something, she goes, oh, no, that's not right.
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, but with such confidence as well.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: I'm like, babe.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: I'm 40.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: I know what I'm saying.
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: On the show tomorrow, a chance to drive away in
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• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Is he coming in?
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• 59:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're both hot.
• 59:59
  Speaker 14: They're all hot, but he's the third one.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: There's Chris.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: There's Liam. And then there's Luke.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 14: But we love them all equally.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, we do.
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  Speaker 2: see you tomorrow. See you in the morning. See you, Amy. Bye.