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DFW Airport Tough Guy Meltdown, Internet Search History Marriage Disaster & Florida Man · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell. That's him down at the bottom.
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  Speaker 2: not forever. Just for the week. We've had a very
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  Speaker 2: rich week already, and this one is going to keep
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  Speaker 2: paying off. I just know it. Especially because... Trey sent
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  Speaker 2: me a video titled Don't Touch Me. And because he's
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  Speaker 2: told me nothing about it, given me absolutely zero context,
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  Speaker 2: I have not pre-watched it. So we're all going to
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  Speaker 2: experience this together. Trey, other than this video being titled
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  Speaker 2: Don't Touch Me, is there any other setup we need
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  Speaker 2: to know?
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  Speaker 1: This takes place at DFW Airport.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, lovely.
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  Speaker 1: A man had been suspected of stealing luggage.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Let's now enjoy Don't Touch Me at DFW
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  Speaker 2: International Airport.
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  Speaker 3: Don't touch me. I will call the cops.
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  Speaker 4: I am the cops. I will call your authority.
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  Speaker 2: Is he sober?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. It doesn't say.
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  Speaker 2: I do love that. Don't touch me. I will call
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  Speaker 2: the cops. I am the cops. Well, damn it. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: so this is a baggage claim. E4. EFW International Airport. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: here we go.
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  Speaker 3: Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I will call the cops.
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  Speaker 3: I am the cops. I will call your authority. Let's go.
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  Speaker 3: He's touching me. He's touching me. Oh, help!
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  Speaker 2: Help! Help! Somebody help that poor woman. Shades of Blank Man.
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  Speaker 1: Like I told you in the email, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: think Nathan Lane, Birdcage.
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  Speaker 2: Also that, yes. It's a little bit of Nathan Lane
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  Speaker 2: and Birdcage, a little bit of Damon Wayans and Blank Man. Well,
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  Speaker 2: slap me around and call me Susan. Okay, Susan.
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  Speaker 1: Smack.
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  Speaker 2: When in doubt, reenact. Oh, my God. This is one
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  Speaker 2: of the best things. Trey, I never ask you for
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  Speaker 2: a birthday present, nor would I ever. But thank you
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  Speaker 2: for this early birthday present. I appreciate it. I can't
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  Speaker 2: wait to enjoy the present all over again.
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  Speaker 3: Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I will call the cops.
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  Speaker 2: This is actually great because you're getting the body cam
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  Speaker 2: footage of one officer. And I wasn't sure, like maybe
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  Speaker 2: this guy doesn't know that this is a police officer.
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  Speaker 2: Like maybe it's plain clothes or something. But then his
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  Speaker 2: partner comes in in full police garb, a badge and all,
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  Speaker 2: and put some hands on this nice young person.
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  Speaker 3: I am the cops. I will call your authority. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: let's go. He's touching me.
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  Speaker 2: So this is classic good cop, bad cop. You got
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  Speaker 2: good cop that's being like, I am the cops. I'm
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  Speaker 2: talking to you, sir. Blah, blah, blah. The bad cop
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  Speaker 2: is like, his patience meter has run the F out.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, all right, time to go.
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  Speaker 1: At least to the cop that's about to drag his
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  Speaker 1: ass off. He's touching me. And well, I'm about to.
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  Speaker 2: No, that ain't touching. This is touching.
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  Speaker 4: To me i will call the cops i am the
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  Speaker 4: cops i will call your authority hey let's go he's
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  Speaker 4: touching me this is all i want.
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  Speaker 3: To do all day now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm afraid to ask this question. Is there a part two?
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  Speaker 1: I could not find a part two.
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  Speaker 2: I want a sequel so badly. I want to know
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  Speaker 2: what screams happen next.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: You're right. That is quintessential Nathan Lane Birdcage just super
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  Speaker 2: dramatic girl screams. In his defense, I too have screamed
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  Speaker 2: like that at the baggage claim at DFW airport, but
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't because I was being arrested. It was because
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  Speaker 2: I'd been waiting for like 40 minutes for my luggage.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Who wants to hear it again?
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  Speaker 1: One more time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Don't touch me. I will call the cops.
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  Speaker 3: I am the cops. I will call your authority. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: let's go. He's touching me. He's touching.
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  Speaker 2: Is there anybody else there? Because so far we see
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  Speaker 2: the late, the, the, the, the guy screaming, the officer
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  Speaker 2: pulling him away. The other officer whose body cam we
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  Speaker 2: are seeing is, And then at the end of the video,
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  Speaker 2: what looks to be another airline employee by a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of baggage. Who is this guy screaming for help to?
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  Speaker 2: Because that airport employee or airline employee at the very
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  Speaker 2: end of the video does not seem concerned with helping him.
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  Speaker 2: Nor should she.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to back this up. Okay. To the near
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  Speaker 2: the beginning of the video. I don't see, is there
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  Speaker 2: maybe one person on the other side of the carousel? Oh, uh,
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  Speaker 2: that's not much. I'm on the hunt.
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  Speaker 5: It gets, it, it, it gets a little juicier there
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  Speaker 5: at the end, trying to find one that doesn't have
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  Speaker 5: a cat woman on the bottom of it. I found a,
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  Speaker 5: an extended version of this video, but it's got another
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  Speaker 5: streamer down on the bottom. Oh, like a Twitch streamer
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  Speaker 5: or something? Yeah, dressed somewhat like Catwoman.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this one had a narrating voice come in after.
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  Speaker 2: This. So we got the best part.
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  Speaker 1: I assume so.
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  Speaker 2: I love Linda in the chat from the Ultimate Treehouse subscribers.
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  Speaker 2: He thinks he did something with that authority line.
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  Speaker 1: He did. Pissed him off.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly what it was. Oh, William coming in with the
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  Speaker 2: old school reference. He says, reminds me of Big Gay Steven. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's right. I know this is not an all gays thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a some gays thing. Big Gay Steven could
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  Speaker 2: hit that octave. Nathan Lane can obviously hit that octave.
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  Speaker 2: I'd never once heard Jagger hit that octave. There are
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  Speaker 2: just some people that can hit that note, and this
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  Speaker 2: guy is one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Double AJ. That's a Twitter account with flags and pronouns.
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  Speaker 2: You're not wrong about that. And Jarrett, we got a
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  Speaker 2: screamer at E4. I do wonder sometimes about, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like police codes and things. I wonder if they're, if there's,
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  Speaker 2: because police code is already a whole other language, right?
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  Speaker 2: Dispatchers need to know it. Police officers need to know it.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if airport police have additional like expansion packs
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  Speaker 2: on their language that they have to know that is
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  Speaker 2: going to be airport specific stuff. Like you're not going
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  Speaker 2: to get some sort of an alert at baggage claim
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  Speaker 2: E4 if you work old East Dallas police department, you know? Right.
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  Speaker 1: I think if they just key open the mic and
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  Speaker 1: they hear the screams, they'll all come running.
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  Speaker 2: Just every airport officer running code, fast roping in. They
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  Speaker 2: just can't wait to get a piece.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Possible taser deployment.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Can you imagine that voice being tased?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man. I want that video. Oh. Thank you, Trey.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for sharing that with us today. inside the dreams. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to do it again because I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Authority. Hey, let's go. He's touching me.
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  Speaker 4: He's touching me. Help!
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  Speaker 3: Help!
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  Speaker 2: Help!
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  Speaker 4: Help!
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  Speaker 2: The screams, they make me so happy, but What does
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  Speaker 2: the guy think he's... Like, does he think the other
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  Speaker 2: officer is coming in to help him?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he's thinking a lot, period.
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  Speaker 2: Don't touch me.
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  Speaker 3: I will call the cops.
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  Speaker 4: I am the cops. I will call your authority.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, let's go.
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  Speaker 3: He's touching me.
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  Speaker 2: Like, he's tattling on the other officer as the other
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  Speaker 2: officer is now coming in to grab him.
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  Speaker 1: This is.
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  Speaker 2: Once a police officer decides to lay hands on you,
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  Speaker 2: the decision's been made. You are now going down. There
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  Speaker 2: is no more speak. You can try to talk all
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  Speaker 2: you want. You can try to argue all you want.
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  Speaker 2: Everything that happens next has already been decided. Talk if
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  Speaker 2: you want. It's going to be muffled. You might ride
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  Speaker 2: that baggage carousel, but not in the fun way. Quick
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  Speaker 2: side note. You guys saw how DFW was named the
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  Speaker 2: most stressful airport in the country. I think it was
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  Speaker 2: last week or a week before. Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I would like to throw a new contender into that,
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  Speaker 2: and that is Houston International Airport, specifically the United Terminal,
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  Speaker 2: which I believe is E. That is a cluster if
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  Speaker 2: I've ever been around one. Oh, my God. I was
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  Speaker 2: ready to kill people.
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  Speaker 1: I have not traveled all that much, but I have
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  Speaker 1: been to far worse airports than DFW. LAX number is
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  Speaker 1: one that is an absolute TFN.
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  Speaker 2: I've only been to LAX, I think, once, and I
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  Speaker 2: don't really remember it in any capacity.
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  Speaker 1: It is so old, and I think, and I'm not exaggerating,
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  Speaker 1: over a mile of a walk from gate to baggage claim.
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  Speaker 1: And then the, the way they do the transport and
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  Speaker 1: you have to get on a bus just to get
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  Speaker 1: over to the place where you can get an Uber.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I have seen, I know there's some airports where
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  Speaker 2: to get to the ride share pickup, you have to
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  Speaker 2: like walk a totally different way and go to a
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  Speaker 2: completely different section of as opposed to just like a DFW,
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  Speaker 2: you just kind of walk down a ways and then
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  Speaker 2: you're kind of there. Like, I think it was like
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  Speaker 2: you're saying in LA, I think Seattle did this as well.
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  Speaker 2: You have to walk across the street into the parking
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  Speaker 2: garage and to a certain level to get to where
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  Speaker 2: Uber and Lyft can pick you up. It's a, it's
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  Speaker 2: a major pain. The, so we flew United to get,
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: to get back to the Island this past weekend. Right. And,
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  Speaker 2: This was just a mess. You go in the door.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: Try to picture this. So you go in the main
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  Speaker 2: door at Terminal E, Houston International.
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  Speaker 1: This is Bush, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. At Houston's Bush. Go in the main door. To
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  Speaker 2: the left is like the first class passengers gate check-in
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  Speaker 2: type stuff. To the right is everybody else. In front
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  Speaker 2: of the gate agent desks. are all these kiosks spread around,
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  Speaker 2: not in any sort of a grid. They're just kind
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  Speaker 2: of peppered, kind of layered, right? And these kiosks are
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  Speaker 2: where you're supposed to punch in your stuff, print off
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  Speaker 2: your bag tags, and then you take those to the
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: bag drop at the gate agent desk, okay? So you
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  Speaker 2: have all these kiosks and.
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  Speaker 1: None of them are working.
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  Speaker 2: They all have black screens that say temporarily unavailable. We
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  Speaker 2: have notified a gate assistant. So you have all these
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  Speaker 2: people just standing, looking around just with hands raised, go
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: like help. They kind of get a little help, a
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: little help here. Meanwhile, I think the idea of the
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  Speaker 2: flow was supposed to be once you get your bag tag,
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  Speaker 2: then you just go forward and you eventually end up
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  Speaker 2: in the line with the ropes to drop your bag.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: The line was so long that when you got your
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: bag tag, once it eventually worked, you then had to
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: go back. Or in this case, follow the line that
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  Speaker 2: looped all the way back around behind the kiosks. So
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  Speaker 2: people are cutting in left and right. It's just completely disorganized.
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  Speaker 2: None of the kiosks work. No one can print these
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: things without an actual person coming over and basically hitting
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: an override button like you're trying to buy a cantaloupe
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  Speaker 2: at Tom Thumb. Mm-hmm. In the self-checkout. Just an absolute
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  Speaker 2: cluster F at the Bush in Houston. There, I'm off
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  Speaker 2: my high horse. I would have loved a screaming lady
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of that, though. That would have really
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  Speaker 2: helped the situation. But yeah, I mean, for the most part,
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  Speaker 2: DFW is fairly not bad. Is that just because we're
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  Speaker 2: used to it? That's what I wonder.
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  Speaker 1: I think the only way DFW gets a little complex
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  Speaker 1: is if you have a connecting flight and you have
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  Speaker 1: to change gates or change terminals. And then you have
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  Speaker 1: to get on the tram to go from, you know,
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  Speaker 1: C to E or wherever.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But other than that, I don't, I said, I've been
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  Speaker 1: to airports that are far more stressful than DFW.
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  Speaker 2: It would help if they would get some sort of
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  Speaker 2: a sign consultation, because if you have arrows doing a
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  Speaker 2: certain thing, it doesn't mean the same thing to other people.
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  Speaker 2: Like if you have an area that's doing like an
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: up and an angle, that means to me, it might
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  Speaker 2: actually be on the floor above you and in that
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: direction as opposed to same level, but in that direction.
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  Speaker 2: Does that make sense?
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  Speaker 4: Right.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Signs. Some people interpret them different ways. You basically need
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  Speaker 2: a mentally challenged person. If they can navigate the airport,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: then your signs are good. Without any help.
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  Speaker 1: And you're saying they aren't good.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Most places they are not. The signs. The signs.
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  Speaker 1: No, I know. I'm saying. You said a mentally challenged person.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: You're saying.
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  Speaker 2: Well, so here's the thing. I feel like when most
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: of us travel, we all become a little mentally challenged
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: on some level. Yeah. There's something about it. Jerry, you
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: may be right. There may be something with the unfamiliarity
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: of things.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Listen, I have been very blessed in 10 years of
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: sobriety that I have never really wanted a drink. But
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: the one place where I go, I remember why I
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: loved drinking in the airport was this reason.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: It really did help to take the edge off. Mm-hmm.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Traveling and dating, two places where drinks come in handy.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 17:55
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• 17:58
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• 18:03
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• 18:09
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• 18:17
  Speaker 2: And the effect that is going to have on weather,
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: especially in the North Texas area. You know, you're right.
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: We just are officially in going into the Super El Nino.
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: The reason why is because it's warmer than a regular
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: El Nino. And it does prelude that we will have
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: a wetter, higher rain percentage than a normal year.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Or shall we say on El Nino?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Um, so there are.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: Some differences, speculations, nothing is set in stone. This is
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: not a guarantee that we're going to have a deluge
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: of water for the next year. I mean, that's just
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: not what it means. Scientific data says, Hey, we might
• 19:00
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• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Wetter than normal. We could have more storms.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: It could be just a lot of rain. We all
• 19:05
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• 19:07
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• 19:11
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• 19:13
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• 19:20
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• 19:44
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• 19:49
  Speaker 2: The website. cook dfw.com. Well, look, I mean, like even,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: even if you're married, there's not exact, it's not always
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: smooth sailing. Like, uh, like one lady found out recently,
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: she asks, uh, how would you feel or what would
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: you do if you found this search history on From
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: your husband's work trip to Tokyo. I don't see the
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: image of the search history to know where this is going.
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: But I'll still tell you. Lady says, while living separately
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: for five months but working on her marriage and still
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: mutually exclusive to each other, I found these searches on
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: my husband's device while he was in Tokyo for work
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: a few weeks ago. How would you feel? What would
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: you do? Some of the searches in question include six
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Tokyo sex shops offering erotic massages, the most popular ones.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Another inquiry, I'm a tourist of Tokyo, want to ask
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: for a massage place with happy ending. Another search, where
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: in Tokyo can I get a massage with happy ending?
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Then another search, beyond the brotherhood, elite leaders, new mission.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: I guess that's like a military documentary or something. Or
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: maybe he needs leadership help, someone to lead him to
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: the happy ending parlor. I don't know. Beyond the boat
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: military group. And then Japan Airlines, happy endings. So very
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: specific here. He's interested in military stuff and a rub
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: and tug while on location for work in Japan.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, you have to dock him points just for
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: the stupidity of not clearing your search history.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: There's that. Look, you're either trying to hide or you're not. Right.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: If you've been separated for five months. I mean, at
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: least that's all he's looking for is a happy ending. Maybe.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: That's true. That's true. It's not like he's searching new
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: room massage and accidentally slipped in. Right, right, right.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Just a handy.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's I mean, look, that is pretty impersonal.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, the ultimate test is, would you want her
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: walking in on on that? And if you say no,
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: then it's not OK. But as far as running the
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: gamut of infractions, that is lower on, you know. The poll. Yeah,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I said it. Yeah, Linda even points out in the
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Ultimate Treehouse chat, incognito is your friend. Incognito mode is
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: your friend. Yes, it is. I just got lost in
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: the thought there for a moment, but it really does.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Just clear out your searches. Or in my case, I
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: search for such weird stuff on a daily basis anyway.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Tara already knows you just kind of scroll by whatever
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I've been searching. It's just like, yeah, okay, weird stuff,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: weird stuff, weird stuff. He says it's work, weird stuff,
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: weird stuff. Honestly, the weirdest stuff I search for is
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: work-related stuff.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Sure it is. It is.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: It absolutely is. Look, Trey, I tell you right now,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: if the time ever comes where I die and you
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: do the brotherly best bro friend thing you can do,
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: which is immediately come to my house and delete all
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: digital records of search histories and hidden stashes of things
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: and whatnots. If you see on there tentacle porn, I
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: swear to God it was for a news story, had
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: nothing to do with anything I may or may not
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: have been into personally.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Daniel, I love you and I will be there and
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I will take your stuff. I am not looking through
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: your search history because I do not want to foul
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: my memory of you So I will simply just take
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: your stuff and it will get a deep sea burial.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: That's right. That is the proper bro code. You not
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: only go to your buddy's place and delete all digital
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: footprints of them, but you don't go looking because it
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: will change your perception of your buddy. Look, we all
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: have secrets. Like we've all known each other a really
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: long time. And in the case for me and Trey,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: a really, really long time and we know things about
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: each other we know things that each other have done
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: we know things that each other have.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Said we've seen things we've seen things.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: And those things will go to us in our graves
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: but there are still other things that we don't know
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: about each other and we're okay with that and that's
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: honestly how it needs to be Because we already know
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: some dark shit about each other. So it needs to
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: stay in the shadows. Anything I don't know needs to
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: stay buried in the shadows. That being said, it's also
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: good just from a legal standpoint. What you don't know
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: can't hurt you. You just deleted, you put a bullet
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: in it, and it's gone. Whatever it is.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Treat your computer like a John Wick victim.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Just double tap. Two to the chest, one to the face.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Does it ever feel like with John Wick, like that
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: third one just seems unnecessary? Like it just seems like
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: an insult?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Gratuitous?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's like bang, bang, pop. It's like, oh,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: come on, man, in the face. Yeah, he already took
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: two to the heart, and now you got to put
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: one in his teeth? Man, that is some sick shit.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Watching it, I love it. On the receiving end, I'm
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: sure it's very different. Right. Jerry, do you have a
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: guy like that in your life who will be your cleaner?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: I do. There you go. Every guy's got one. And
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: here's the beautiful part of that. You don't even have
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: to ask.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: No.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: He already knows. They just know. I think it was
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Dave Attell back in the day. He had his Comedy
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Central show late night with Dave Attell or something, and
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: He also had to stand up a lot, and I
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: thought he put it best when he said, the difference
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: between a friend and a best friend. A friend will
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: help you move. A best friend will help you move
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: a body.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: And that is the difference. He was also very smart
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: when he said that air freshener cannot clear up the
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: smell of ass. It just smells like lemon and ass now.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I have personal experience with that. It just smells like
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: fruity ass. Oh, that's like the inside of Russ's car.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I don't even want it. But I will say this
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: after years of running bars, everything else. Lysol is the
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: only thing that will clear up the smell of ass.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: If you glade, it just sounds like roses and ass.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: That's right. It's just potpourri with ass sprinkled in.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Linen ass.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Febreze, it just smells like soft ass.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Powdery ass.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's so true. All right. I feel like we've
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: done good. We've solved many of the world's problems here. So, Linda,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think ladies have that same
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: sort of arrangement. with a friend and maybe it's because
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: they don't need it. I don't know, but guys. All right.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Today is Thursday, October 22nd, 2026. Let's celebrate today with
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: some birthdays. All right, here we go. This is one
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: of those annual birthdays that will make us all feel really,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: really old. Jonathan Lipnicki, the little kid with the glasses.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: From Jerry Maguire is 36. Every single year, his birthday
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: just makes me feel like an ancient old man. It's
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: also weird to think about when I saw that movie,
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I was only like 10 years older than him. He
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: was such a little kid. It's hard to wrap my
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: brain around.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Did he do anything after that?
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think so.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Corey Hawkins, though. Corey Hawkins is 38. He played Dr.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Dre in Straight Outta Compton and also starred in 24
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Legacy and In the Heights. If it's the guy I'm
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: thinking of, he also had a role on The Walking
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Dead for a little while. So Corey Hawkins, 38. Zach Hansen,
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: the drummer in Hansen, the little one, 41. Damn. Yep.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: That makes me feel hurts.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: That one stings on a whole other level. Forty one.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: The youngest Hanson is forty one. And is this one
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: of life's like worst joke? imagine you're in a successful
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: band and you're going on headlining tours and we all
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: know what that means groupies but you're so young i
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: don't even know if he would have known what to
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: do with the groupie at his age and it's just
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: His brothers probably did. I think they were old enough.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they were legally old enough, but
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: they were at least old enough to feel things. So
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: being a successful rock star when you were too young
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: to have any sort of Motley Crue stories. That's some
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: sad irony. Michael Fishman is 45. He's only famous that
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I know of. for playing DJ Connor on Roseanne and
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: the Connors. Jesse Tyler Ferguson is 51, played Mitchell Pritchett
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: on Modern Family. Here's a random poll for you. Are
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: you ready? You wouldn't think they were ever together in anything,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: but Jesse Tyler Ferguson, the redhead from Modern Family, was
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: on the show.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I know this sounds funny. He's the actual gay one.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: The actual gay, yes. He's actually gay in real life
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: and on the show. So Jesse Tyler Ferguson once starred
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: in a sitcom opposite John Bernthal, i.e. The Punisher. Way,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: way back in the early 2000s, there was a show
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: called The Class. I think it was still on NBC
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: or some other network. They were still trying to kind
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: of make the Friends-style hit happen again. And it was
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: like this, like five or six people from the same,
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I think, high school class or college class And their
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: lives interweaving. And I remember Jesse Tyler Ferguson on that
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: show opposite John Bernthal.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Very odd couple-ish.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: I don't remember anyone else on that show, but those
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: two I do. Brad Stevens is 50. Former Boston Celtics
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: head coach.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Why did I read that one?
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Must have thought it was a different Brad Stevens. Ichiro Suzuki.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Arguably the greatest Seattle Mariner of all time is 53.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: That's a big argument to be had because the other
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: obvious choice is Ken Griffey Jr.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be a tough one.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Saffron Burroughs is 54. Starred in movies like Troy, Boston Legal. Well,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: that's why it's a TV show. Mozart in the Jungle.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: She was also the female lead in Deep Blue Sea.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: That was the one where they were in the underwater
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: research facility making roided out sharks. And I'm pretty sure
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: one of them ate Samuel Jackson. I saw that movie. Yes,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: don't make fun of me. Of course. Then Spike Jonze, 57,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: director of Being John Malkovich adaptation and Her. He also
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: directed the Beastie Boys Sabotage music video. Shaggy is 58. Shaggy.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: While I give him credit for having a couple of hits,
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I wish they would go away. You want to know
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: the definition of an Island problem? I can't get away
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: from Shaggy. His two hits play at all the beach
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: bars here. And it drives me up the wall. I
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: am so over, I am more over Shaggy at this
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: point than I am the same six ACDC songs on
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: the Eagle.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I would assume at a certain point, the locals would
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: just revolt and be like, take that crap off. I
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: would think so too, but they, But at the same time,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: I am sure tourists just love it.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, eat it up. It wasn't me. I know it
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: wasn't you. I get it. Brian Boitano is 63. Not
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: just from figure skating, but also from South Park.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many people remember him as an
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: actual figure stater, but everyone remembers him from South Park.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah. And Bob Odenkirk is 64. He has
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: now done the old man Hollywood tradition, which is if
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: you were successful enough in Hollywood for a long enough time,
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: you will eventually cross over into your old man action phase.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: It happened with Liam Neeson. It's happened with Keanu Reeves.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: And it's now happening with Bob Odenkirk, one of the
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: least likely guys with two movies, Nobody and Nobody Two.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: At least with Keanu Reeves, he was an action star
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: to begin with.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Odenkirk was, like Liam Neeson, was not.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: But I've never seen those movies.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Are they any good?
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I enjoy them. The first one was really good. And honestly,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Bob Odenkirk in the first Nobody makes perfect sense because
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: it's supposed to be exactly what it is. It's just
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: a basic-looking, middle-aged family man just going through the humdrum
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: of everyday life, except in his case, he used to
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: be basically a CIA assassin and he turned in his,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: you know, license to kill for, you know, a carpool license.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: And he's miserable until he can start killing again and
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: he feels alive, which I know Trey, you can relate to.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: And after my own heart. Yeah.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Second one felt a bit forced, but still fairly enjoyable.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Last birthday today, and this is a huge one. The
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: legend that is Jeff Goldblum, 74. Wow. Yeah, this may
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: be the only guy in Hollywood that never had the
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: old man action movie phase. He never really needed it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: He's so quirky, I'm not even sure if it would
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: be believable. If you were to somehow take Liam Neeson
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: out of Taken and have it be Jeff Goldblum, it'd
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: be a totally different film. Absolutely. And I would pay
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: to see that one too. It'd be like, it'd be
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: like the comical version. It'd be like the dark humor
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: version of taken. Yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: It's funny. I saw a clip the other day and,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: and talking about a movie, I'd be curious how it
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: holds up from earth. Girls are easy.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Yep. I just saw a clip of that on Instagram yesterday. Yeah.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I saw, I did too, just a couple of days ago.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: And I was talking about a movie I had totally
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: forgotten about. That's Goldblum, Jim Carrey, and I can't remember
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: who else was in.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: It, but.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I forgot who the third guy was.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: A pretty stellar cast. And I remember it as being funny. Oh, yeah.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: And Geena Davis was the female lead.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Damon Wayans.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Damon Wayans. Yes, thank you. Wow, that's two Wayans references today.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Michael McKean's in there, yeah.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: The scene that I saw randomly on Instagram yesterday was
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: where they're out at the club and they've been freshly shaved.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: So they all look human. And Jim Carrey's character has
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: like a tall rocks glass and his tongue sticks all
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: the way down to the bottom of the glass. And
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: the women are like, I'm taking him home. Is that
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: the same clip you saw?
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: The one just grabs him.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: His alien tongue is like nine inches long. I'm going
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: home with him. Oh, man. Yeah, you're right, Jerry. That
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: would be an interesting one to see if that holds up.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. There is one more that absolutely needs to
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: be mentioned today. Or, yeah, today. Christopher Lloyd. Doc Brown
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: is 88 today. 88.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: He's done other things. He's just best known as Doc
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Brown on Back to the Future. He was Reverend Jim
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: on Taxi well before Back to the Future. Back to
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: the Future. He was Uncle Fester in the Addams Family after.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Brilliant.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: And he was one of the bad guys in one
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: of the Star Trek movies. He was a Klingon. Yes,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: he was.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: But if you. Taxi, you go back and watch it.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: That was a funny show.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: And he was brilliant in it. What was his character
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: like in that one? I'm trying to remember. I remember
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: he looked like he was usually wearing. He was burnt out. Yeah.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: The classic 70s burnout with the old jeans and somehow
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: had some of the wisest lines.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: So... While Christopher Lloyd is 88 today, the legendary actor
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: that played Doc Brown in the Back to the Future movies,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Christopher Lloyd was just... 46 to 47 when they filmed
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Back to the Future. Even though his character of Doc
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Brown was supposed to be roughly 65. Hollywood magic, man.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: All it takes is just some crazy white hair to
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: turn a 46-year-old man into 65. That's all it took.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: I am the same age as Christopher Lloyd was when
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: he shot Back to the Future. This is my cocoon moment, Trey.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Like when you realize that it really, it hurts, man.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: It hurts hard. It's like when you found out Wilford
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Brimley was younger than you when he shot cocoon.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Honestly, that is still one of the things. You go
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: back and you look at the ages. We're the Golden
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Girls ages.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: It's freaky. It really is. They were all aged 53
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: to 55 in the Golden Girls.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I think a couple of them were late 50s. I
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: think it was 48 to like 55, somewhere around there.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Maybe it fluctuates. Cause I saw it just the other
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: day and it said they were all in like their
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: early to mid fifties.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, granted be Arthur looked old from birth.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I think since the seventies when she was mod. Yeah.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, talk about an old name. They, uh, ranged
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: in age from 51 to 63. Be Arthur being the
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: oldest at 63.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: 51 to 63.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: So that means Blanche and Rose, respectively, were in their 50s.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: And then, you know, Ma, Mom.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I want to say Estelle Getty was one of the
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: younger ones.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: I think she was of actual ages. I think she
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: was the youngest. She was second youngest. The youngest was
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Rue McClanahan. This is what made me think about this
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: the other day. Thank you for bringing this up. When
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: I saw the age range of the Golden Girls on
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: the show, And saw that, like, Rue McClanahan, Blanche, supposed
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: to be, like, 53. I imagine Trey, who's 52, thinking, well,
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: they're basically the same age. I'm getting the supremely raised
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: eyebrow from Trey right now. That's a different era, Dan.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: No.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, I know. I'm sorry. I am sorry. And
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry for the next thing I'm about to bring up.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: When we were driving to Houston the other day, I
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: saw on the side of 45 said 55 plus retirement living.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, Oh no, we are not there yet.
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  Speaker 2: That ain't happening. I mean, none of us can even
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  Speaker 2: afford to retire, but let alone doing so in a
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  Speaker 2: retirement community. Or like an active adult lifestyle kind of
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  Speaker 2: a thing?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, speaking of the drive down 45, this is something
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  Speaker 1: I noticed. It was when I got Lily. So there
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  Speaker 1: is an adult shop on 45 outside. I think it's Ennis.
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  Speaker 1: Been there for years.
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  Speaker 2: I think I remember seeing a billboard for it.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: And it's also got like the old school sign. And
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: when I drove by there, the sign... And it has
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: a big, on the roof of the building, it's like XXX.
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  Speaker 1: And I swear to God, it's like Jim's adult theater, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But driving by, the sign cracked me up because the
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: sign was Fleshlights Back in Stock. Good news. Clearly demand's
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  Speaker 1: so high.
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  Speaker 2: It's been a long time coming. Oh, Jerry. There's some
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: farmer in Emmes that's been saving up. It's Christmas. Makes
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: my tractor rides a whole lot more enjoyable. I bet
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: it does. Think about that the next time you're on
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: a road trip and you see a little boy in
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: a tractor rolling around. He may not be alone in there.
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  Speaker 2: I am so glad that my rancher family members did
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  Speaker 2: not have fleshlights as an option. Because otherwise, my grandfather
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: and his brother, I don't even want to finish that sentence.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to think about it at all. Everybody's
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: got one in their family. My uncle. A fleshlight? No,
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  Speaker 2: one of those that you wonder about. Oh, yeah. And
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: if you don't know who it is, then it's you.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: That's right. Speaking of.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Speaking of fleshlights, we need to briefly discuss the case
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: of the missing dildo. I didn't take it. I'm sorry, Dan. Sorry,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to have to still do the investigation, Jerry.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what you claim. The criminal case against
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: the elderly couple who came to blows over a missing
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: dildo has ended. Not surprisingly, in a Florida court. In mid-June,
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: there was a confrontation over a dildo. After dating on
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: and off for a year, Stanley Spink, who's 71, and
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Sheila Pavlik, 66, Got engaged. That was after dating on
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: and off for a year. They got engaged in May
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: and then subsequently began living together in Spinks' mobile home
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: in the Lake Griffin Isles community. That's where police were
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: dispatched one morning in reference to a physical altercation. During
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: separate interviews, the couple both cited the missing dildo. Spinks
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: said his fiance was upset because she couldn't locate her
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: dildo and blamed him for stealing it. She alleged that
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: her future spouse stole her dildo and now she couldn't
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: find it. The vanished dildo triggered an argument during which
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: they allegedly hit each other in the head and he
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: forcefully grabbed her forearm, leaving a red abrasion. They were
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: each booked into jail for battery. On a person 65
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: years and older, a third degree felony. Really? i don't
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: feel like that's a spirit of the law like if
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: i'm 30 and i and i hit an old person
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: okay yeah apply that law but when you're both over
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: the age that just seems you know aggressive yeah while
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: the couple initially was barred with having contact with each
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: other a circuit court judge last month granted a defense
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: motion requesting that they be allowed to connect the case
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: was dropped But we still don't know if they found
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: the damn dildo. Also, I'm not sure if the police
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: wanted to find it. That's right.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Well, at least it has a happy ending.
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  Speaker 2: God damn it, Trey.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Two for two on ending shows today.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you are. You are unleashed. Kind of like that
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: first punchline you had in the Super Plus episode. Oh,
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: someone's got a phone call. All right, that'll do it
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: for us here inside the Treehouse for this week. We
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: will see you next week. Between now and then, have
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: an outstanding weekend. And if you missed any of the
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Treehouse Show catch-up, they're all available on your favorite listening platform.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Listen to the Super Plus.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Highly recommend that. Highly recommend.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Wait, no, I don't.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: No, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Too late. No, no, no, no. Trey, fix this in post.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Fix it. Fix it in post, Trey.