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#213 Popcorn & Punch-Ups: When Parents Go Missing · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: Look at you, look at you dropping videos of your dropsaw.
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  Speaker 2: We used one of the bathrooms as storage and I
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  Speaker 2: opened the door up after the weekend and I was like, fuck,
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  Speaker 2: it sings like shit in here. Macy's left a turn
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  Speaker 2: in the toilet for how long? Three days?
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. My name is Mattie J.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm Ash and this is a podcast all about parenting.
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  Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.
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  Speaker 1: And we promised ourselves one thing in this lifetime that
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  Speaker 1: is never to give advice.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I always I heard the rumors of you being
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  Speaker 1: handy around the house, like you did the curtains.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just warming up.
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  Speaker 1: That was a little warm up. That was a little
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  Speaker 1: teaser and appetizer for the main course.
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  Speaker 2: Which so painted the house and bring it the door firsture.
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  Speaker 1: And where are you at now in your journey to
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  Speaker 1: redo the flooring of your place?
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  Speaker 2: Day six? But the first two days we're just clearing
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  Speaker 2: the old stuff out. And I'll tell you what, it's
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  Speaker 2: hard work, man, my back. The problem with flaws is
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  Speaker 2: it's it's on the floor. You know, when you get
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  Speaker 2: to a certain age and you're like whenever you get up,
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  Speaker 2: will sit down anywhere. That's just me walking around. It
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  Speaker 2: was like I can hear, I know when you're getting
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  Speaker 2: up or getting down because you're just groaning. It's just
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  Speaker 2: like I walk past me and be like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: You have knee pads?
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  Speaker 2: Nah noa, no, I'm not on my knees. Brock indo
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  Speaker 2: squat how down there.
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  Speaker 1: Like a crab? What are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 1: What's left?
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  Speaker 2: Ah? I look, I've done majority of It's just around
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  Speaker 2: the edges and then I've got to cut and measure
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  Speaker 2: new skirtings to go in.
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  Speaker 1: It's very impressive. I couldn't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Trading that also said. So he said, very impressive son,
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  Speaker 2: and I said, thanks Dad.
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  Speaker 1: I love everyone as well. Like the go to comment
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  Speaker 1: is like do my place next? Would you? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah that when you're washing the car out the
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  Speaker 2: front of your house, I'll drive mine over you shut up, Bob.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Just such a talented guy. April is very lucky.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. I think you underestimate my abilities.
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  Speaker 1: Yes I do.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think there is anything that I can't do
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  Speaker 2: in some capacity. Name it, I'll do it. I will
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  Speaker 2: give it a go.
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  Speaker 1: I would love at some point. Not now when the
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  Speaker 1: kids are old up for you to become an astronaut.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Not with that attitude.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing is impossible, Matthew. I do want to feel the
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  Speaker 2: G forces? What about helicopter pilot done?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you could you have that level of
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  Speaker 1: autism where you could do that.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like yesterday message you and I said I
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  Speaker 2: want to drive a race car really fast, and you
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  Speaker 2: didn't even say.
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  Speaker 1: Well, like, what do I write back to that? What
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  Speaker 1: do I say to that?
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Give give me something, give me something.
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  Speaker 1: Out of nowhere, like I want to drive really fast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just driving a car like one hundred and
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  Speaker 2: fifty k's down a sixty K street and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I want to go faster than this.
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  Speaker 1: Also, we're joking.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Just in case anyone is wondering.
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  Speaker 2: I did park illegally where I went to the manly
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  Speaker 2: game of the weekend and amongst all the flooring, I
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  Speaker 2: had to take Oscar because he was I took the
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  Speaker 2: whole crew. They don't have been like ten of us,
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  Speaker 2: but I was so late that I was like fuck it,
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  Speaker 2: I just parked across like a pedestrian crossing.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get a fine?
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  Speaker 2: Nah? Victory family last night.
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  Speaker 1: It was good. It's a good good gamble. Once I
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  Speaker 1: got a haircut and I thought I nabbed a park,
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  Speaker 1: came back in lad I just parked across someone's driveway.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, whoops, did they notice?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I didn't get a little note?
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're sweet?
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  Speaker 1: I had nothing, and I was like, I do that
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  Speaker 1: more often.
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  Speaker 2: This was a Sunday, so I was like pedestrians crossings,
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  Speaker 2: arn valant.
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  Speaker 1: Day's red hot for a fine. Hey, we have to
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  Speaker 1: quickly Yes, going to housekeeping, Ash, can you confirm what
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  Speaker 1: day currently of recording are we out?
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  Speaker 3: Night?
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  Speaker 2: We're in triple figures one hundred day, one hundred today.
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  Speaker 2: Well done, Yes, I do want to say thank you
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  Speaker 2: to everyone that did reach. It does mean a lot.
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  Speaker 1: This is from Sally. She says, Hey, guys, first up, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I rated you and left you on a hell of
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  Speaker 1: a review. Thank you, You're welcome. This one's Frash. I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to say well done. On the sober journey.
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  Speaker 1: Hearing you talk about the Supercars weekend with Oscar and
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  Speaker 1: saying it was a sober one. Honestly, made me feel
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  Speaker 1: really proud. You probably don't realize the gift you're giving
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  Speaker 1: your kids. They'll grow up remembering a dad who was
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  Speaker 1: completely present. I am nine hundred and sixty six days
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  Speaker 1: sober myself. Wow, And it is the best gift I've
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  Speaker 1: ever given myself. My husband and my four kids all benefit.
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  Speaker 1: And it's been the catalyst for improving other areas of
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  Speaker 1: my health too. I recently was diagnosed with ADHD. This
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  Speaker 1: is like the female version of you.
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  Speaker 2: She's got more days under a belt.
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  Speaker 1: That and I've just done the flooring at my apartment
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  Speaker 1: and I did a stellar job. Sorry anyway, I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: keep listening without stopping to acknowledge it. Sobriety is definitely
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  Speaker 1: my superpower now, and life is so much more fun
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  Speaker 1: sober something I would have laughed at before. You're smashing it.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the club. It's elite af Also, I have
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  Speaker 1: a miss Napp love the pod. Keep it up, fellas,
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  Speaker 1: I love that.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Sally. I would have never thought ever that
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  Speaker 2: I could potentially live without alcohol. It's so embedded in
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  Speaker 2: just culture everywhere you go.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think I would be here either.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I was like I thought I'd be long
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  Speaker 2: dead before this day, this day would come. So thank
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  Speaker 2: you to everyone that did right in. I think the
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  Speaker 2: biggest part really, which for dudes, now that I'm reflecting
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  Speaker 2: on the last you know, today's day one hundred, reflecting
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  Speaker 2: on that was the hardest part about it. I think
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  Speaker 2: in my head was that I don't know, so many
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  Speaker 2: of my friendships and stuff were all based around it
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  Speaker 2: and everything, and it was kind of like now all
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  Speaker 2: of my friends are just like, oh, actually doesn't drink
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  Speaker 2: and now we just carry on. And there was there
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  Speaker 2: was a minor speed bump where it's like the first
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  Speaker 2: like how long is it going to last? Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Now It's like I could just see the whole weekend
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  Speaker 2: doing the flooring and stuff with the mate who I
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  Speaker 2: would usually drink with, and he had a couple of
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  Speaker 2: beers later in that day. But it was never it
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  Speaker 2: was just like whatever, there was nothing so I mean
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  Speaker 2: at the moment going strong. So yeah, thank you for
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  Speaker 2: the messages.
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  Speaker 1: Someone actually said in that video with you with that
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  Speaker 1: little skit about the friend who can't be quiet while
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  Speaker 1: the baby's sleeping. Oh, and someone was like, wow, Ash
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  Speaker 1: is so healthy. Look at those eyes. Did you see
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  Speaker 1: that mate. I rewatched the video and I was like, now, good,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I was.
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  Speaker 2: Like looking back at like old, like that's right. I
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  Speaker 2: did a video for Big Dub last year just with Oscar,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, fucking, who's this fat piece of shit?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: I don't, but like you could tell that I just wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: You know when you see like you see, say, for
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  Speaker 2: an example, you see like an actor and then you
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  Speaker 2: know you haven't seen him in a while, and they
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  Speaker 2: come back and they've been on this health journey, and
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  Speaker 2: then you look back and go, yeah, you're actually looking
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  Speaker 2: really fucking like you were going through some shiit. So like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I look back and I'm like some photos I can't
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  Speaker 2: recognize myself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing far you've come, I know.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like I'm not really doing that much exercise.
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  Speaker 2: We're getting better looking, thank you. Be careful.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of photos are gone, fucking hell here he is. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: the jawlines popping out.
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  Speaker 2: I've been mewing. Yeah, that's all the chewing.
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  Speaker 1: Hey. I don't know if I mentioned to you the
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  Speaker 1: fact that Lola, when she started daycare, she joined after
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  Speaker 1: the year had started. Also then moved to the friend group.
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  Speaker 1: So last year she ended up getting like no birthday invites.
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  Speaker 1: And because her cousin was also in the same daycare,
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  Speaker 1: she'd been there since day one, so she was getting
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  Speaker 1: all the invites. So she was aware of what she
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  Speaker 1: was missing out on, and she was like, Dad, when
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  Speaker 1: will I get my birthday invite?
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  Speaker 2: She did get it.
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  Speaker 1: There she got one.
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  Speaker 2: I did you did? You did say that she she.
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  Speaker 1: Had the birthday, but she had two. She went to two.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, Dad, this is a bit much.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I call my agent.
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  Speaker 1: I can't keep this up.
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  Speaker 2: I got my manager.
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  Speaker 1: First one was a little little cousin shout to Charlotte
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  Speaker 1: Chatz and then she has big as And then the
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  Speaker 1: afternoon was the boys party Dinosaur party. And before we went,
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  Speaker 1: because she was one of the only girls, the only
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  Speaker 1: girl from a class who went to this boys party,
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  Speaker 1: we're just about to go and to Laura, I said, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, this is the one where she's the only girl.
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  Speaker 1: And Lada goes, oh yeah, hey, Lola, oh God, have
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  Speaker 1: fun at the party. Remember you're the only girl there.
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  Speaker 1: So the boy's birthday it is is pretty much your boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: And then Lola starts crying. Oh my boyfriend. No I'm
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  Speaker 1: not Laura shut up, and she's like, look, but the
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  Speaker 1: party was great. The pressure and also we'll not pass
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  Speaker 1: the parcel. They instead of having one with multiple layers,
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  Speaker 1: they had one little one that they pass around. So
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  Speaker 1: when it stopped, the person keeps that one a little toy,
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  Speaker 1: and then had another little one. They had a bag
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  Speaker 1: of like ten little past the party and they just
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  Speaker 1: I confused, don't take the fun out because the kids
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  Speaker 1: are so dumb they don't realize. Yeah, that's true, and
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  Speaker 1: every kid would like would get it and go I
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  Speaker 1: wonder what it is. Look look at the parent with
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  Speaker 1: the speaker going as this from they all stop and
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  Speaker 1: pull hurt. Okay, it's not me.
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  Speaker 2: It's only been around once in the hour because every
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  Speaker 2: kid stopped to be like.
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  Speaker 1: Eyes up, not me, and I'll pass it on. Lola.
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  Speaker 1: She was like the third last to get one in
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  Speaker 1: the anxiety when she was just.
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh, I'm just waiting for that kid to miss out.
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  Speaker 2: One kid.
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  Speaker 1: So it was a great birthday, great party.
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  Speaker 2: Love that. Hey, school lunches. We are the second year
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  Speaker 2: of school lunches. Mazie also pack her lunch Monday to
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  Speaker 2: Wednesday for preschool because it's one of those ones, whatever
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  Speaker 2: they are. But Fridays we give Oscar a lunch order. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's all done by an app. Now, I do miss
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  Speaker 2: the paper bag we used to write it on.
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  Speaker 1: There is your app called Quicker.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know April does all that part. I make
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  Speaker 2: majority of the lunches during the week. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I just sort of fell into that role.
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  Speaker 1: We did Wednesday as the touch shop order and midweek Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it sucked. I was like, got to Friday? Was that
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  Speaker 1: we do another one? I know? Yeah, you're like you
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  Speaker 1: they have dump Yeah, this is gonna sound They have
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  Speaker 1: dumplings on a wedd.
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  Speaker 2: Marina on a Thursday. That's right, we go to slay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, I know you take that ankle. So Mahali
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  Speaker 1: likes the dumplings on the Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: Who dumplings for me?
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  Speaker 1: Please?
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  Speaker 2: It's like, what's in the dumpling? A lot of Asian foods,
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  Speaker 2: I will say, do include peanuts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the dumplings are pork pork dumplings with no peanuts.
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  Speaker 2: Peanuts, bro I wouldn't stand for that.
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  Speaker 1: But then on on the Friday, the best thing there
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  Speaker 1: is the cheesy pasta and they're not really into the
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  Speaker 1: cheesy pasta.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Oscar's into the big like the yummy drummies. I
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  Speaker 2: guess like chicken tenders, just a big chicken tender. Poor
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  Speaker 2: people food. I don't know if you're familiar.
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  Speaker 1: What is that?
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  Speaker 2: Do they steam it?
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  Speaker 1: What animal is that from?
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  Speaker 2: Did you see?
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  Speaker 1: Fright?
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  Speaker 2: At least they can just poach it this, pote it
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  Speaker 2: for us please, But like it's.
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  Speaker 1: I had to pretend like that was I know what
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  Speaker 1: a drummy is?
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  Speaker 2: Who makes the lunches? Like you, you'd be a lunch?
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck is Nana doing?
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  Speaker 1: Nana comes in, she moses on in sometimes and she's like,
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  Speaker 1: I'll do a lunch and bless her, that must be.
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  Speaker 1: She's got a box of chips that she keeps in
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  Speaker 1: her bedroom, like a big box. What sort of chips
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  Speaker 1: like Smith's, like you know they got chicken, they got original.
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  Speaker 2: And the box variety.
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  Speaker 1: The box keeps it in a room. The kids will
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  Speaker 1: fight and they'll run sack the box and there'll be
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  Speaker 1: nothing left for the lunches. So she brings out the box.
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  Speaker 1: But then she makes the lunches and I've checked the
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  Speaker 1: lunch and she's in there's been like a salami stick
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  Speaker 1: and a packet of chips, and that's it for a
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  Speaker 1: whole day.
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  Speaker 2: It's just different flavors of chips.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm like, Nana, that's not And where's the sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, that'll be fine. I'm like, let me put
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: a sandwich in there. She's like, oh, five enough.
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  Speaker 2: My kids are like, we don't want sandwiches anymore. What
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  Speaker 2: are the other options?
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  Speaker 1: What else is that to put in?
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  Speaker 2: I saw that someone had a cold sausage in their
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: lunch ones.
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? Well?
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  Speaker 2: I just think it's weird you put a cold sausage
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  Speaker 2: in whose lunch box?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? That kid's going to good sauce.
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  Speaker 3: Sauce because by the time lunch rolls around, it's hot.
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  Speaker 1: Is there? What's wrong with the cold sausage? That's a
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  Speaker 1: great filler.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: You're like, it's a cold lamb shank for anyone. You
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: did have cold lambshank for a while there when you
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  Speaker 2: gave me one, it was fucking delicious.
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  Speaker 1: There's none I did a cook up, right, that was me,
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  Speaker 1: damn it.
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  Speaker 2: I think you know how like all old like American
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  Speaker 2: movies and stuff, they got a cafeteria I would like
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  Speaker 2: that like a situation, I'd go for lunch.
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  Speaker 1: We had that at my high school where the borders
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  Speaker 1: would eat.
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  Speaker 2: The borders, then then the others the others, but you
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  Speaker 2: could pay to eat there. I think that's good, kid. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: have like on a card or something.
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  Speaker 1: Not back then. Back then it was all all notes
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  Speaker 1: and cos.
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  Speaker 2: I love to send my kids to a boarding school.
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  Speaker 1: But my sister's been doing the canteen or touch shop
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  Speaker 1: what if you call it at school on a Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: She had paid what know, I just volunteer. She was
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  Speaker 1: like it's fun, and she's like it's pretty cool. Kids
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  Speaker 1: running up and seeing it.
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  Speaker 2: Like I would be the grumpiest canton. I'd be like,
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  Speaker 2: so cool, you're a man.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen you with kids. Stop trying to pretend that
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  Speaker 1: you're a big old shut up. What do you want?
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  Speaker 2: I re ripping them off left fronts and I want
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  Speaker 2: to get me something.
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  Speaker 1: I think I reckon. I'm going to volunteer on canteen.
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  Speaker 1: Are you for a couple of hours because you can
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  Speaker 1: just do it, Like you can just do an hour,
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  Speaker 1: you can do the full day. Yes, chef expected, and
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  Speaker 1: I'll give out I'll give out free stuff. To the kids.
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  Speaker 2: You know, that's called grooming. Matthew, just back up a
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  Speaker 2: little bit there. If the all primary schools mean that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm nervous to volunteer though, I said to my sister,
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  Speaker 1: you got to make sure that when I volunteer, you've
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: got to be there as well.
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  Speaker 2: The best thing about it is they can't sack you
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  Speaker 2: because you're a volunteer.
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  Speaker 1: I think you can get asked to not come back.
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  Speaker 2: That's the dream. Yeah, that's that's how you get out
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  Speaker 2: of things. Do a bad job.
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  Speaker 1: I can't but the idea of because these kids, surely
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  Speaker 1: they've got no one's got cards, these little kids, these kids, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well could imagine. I don't know how the pressure of trying.
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  Speaker 2: Gave me his card. That's definitely divorced AT's.
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  Speaker 1: But it's counting the change, That's that's what That's what
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  Speaker 1: makes me nervous.
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  Speaker 2: In case you count wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, fair enough. Speaking of lunches, I mentioned that
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: we had the appliances from hell dying one by one.
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  Speaker 1: The fridge was gone. Yeah, was at so surprised what
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: you got rid of it? No? Bro, Remember yeah I
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: knew it, bro. But it's still there. It's still there.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Two week Ways called up a repairer. Got to find
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: out his name. I can't remember who he was, but
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I was like, my fridge is broken. And he was
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: like he was in the middle. I can hear him fixing,
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: and he goes, well, what's what's wrong with it? And
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: he like it sounded like he was on his hands
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: and knees in a fridge. Yeah, in a fridge, in
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: the back of a fridge. And he goes, what what's
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: the model? And he goes, what's the door configuration as
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: a French door?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Is it fucking fridge whisperer?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah? And I was like, no, it's too too like
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: French doors.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, the old double and the slide of the bottom.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: And then the breeze is a pullout and he goes,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: any chance someone leaves that freeze a drawer like open
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: and I go, yeah, fucking Laura did. And he goes,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: what happens is that it gets all like melted and
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: then when you close it, it then blocks up the vents.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: He goes, just turn it off for twenty four hours,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: turn it back on. You'll be right for wors It worked.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: The old you know how everyone jokes about like turn
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: it on, turn it off. That's how it works.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: It works, And I was like, I've got to call
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: him back to be like, thank you so much.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: He's like, who is this. I'm the guy with the
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: double on the plot. Oh yeah, just one of the
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: other I thought we had a thing. I thought we
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: had a bond. He's just like, get just the number
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: to me, son, delete this phone number, move on. I
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: got other fridges to fry.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Hey, I've got a little message by the way from
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: a Doda from Indonesia and they've got a parenting like
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: a relationship hack here.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, moved to Indo.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Done, says hey, guys, love your podcast. I listened to
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: it while putting the kids to sleep and have often
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: jolded them away from laughing. She has a bit of
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: a parenting wife hack here. I don't know if this
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: is one that we can use here, but let me
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: read it here and.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, go lad, I'm excited.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: We built a house in Indonesia. Is that a hack
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: and decided to keep the bathroom mostly outdoor without a roof.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's pretty traditional over there.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: This means my his poop time has reduced only ten
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: minutes in the morning as the sun is so hot.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: He's sweating or getting sunburnt, or ten minutes in the
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: evening because of the number of mosquitoes that are outside.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: He's pleaded to put a roof on it, but I've declined,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: as I know the length of time he will spend
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom will be increased. I'll take the heat
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: stroke over thirty minutes of solid parenting any day.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't. I don't mind the old I don't
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: mind sweating. Sorry, what it feels like I'm in a
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: sauna when you're pooping.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I love how he's like, please, I need some shelter,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: and she's like, shut up, shut up, and poop in
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: the elements.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: I think it's a hack for sure, because, like I mean,
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: I'm not a long shit, but I've got friends with
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: that long shit. You're quick me.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: No, not really. I like sometimes at the ind of
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: the day, it was three in a day. What three
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: times in a day? Yeah, three times in the morning,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: just not not going for the one big one. Just
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. I just I just
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: did one in like half an hour later. I was like,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: gonna get back him.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Embody strange.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: It's a mystery.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: It is a mystery. I think you've got it dial.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: And then at thirty eight, yet thirty nine, I'm thirty nine, No,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: thirty eight.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: It's like it's like your assholes also thirty nine years old,
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: and eventually runs out of steam, I guess, and it's like,
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to give you the whole out. I'm
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: going to ration out.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I can't hold it any longer. Tomorrow, shit's coming right now.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: And then the next as it's like, you know what, No,
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: we're good, it's not coming out.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to leave it in there for two days.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just fucking with you now.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my kids, enough shit chat. My kids have this
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: weird kink. Okay, right now, I don't know if you're
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: considered done this. Well, there's something they're really into, Okay,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know how they started this game. They love
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: it right now. When we got a role play and
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I come into the house and I pretend like I
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: don't know them.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: They're like, finally, finally this he's such a cling I'm
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: clinging this guy. Stage five.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: So what I do is like I come in and
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I go, who are you guys? And they're like, where
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: are your daughters? And I'm like, I'd never met you
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: before my life. That's and we do this five minute
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: bit where I pretend like I've never seen them before,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: and they improv. You just got.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Majority of parenting. Is it improv? But this is planned improv.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: It's weird. And they're like, do it again.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: How about you do it this time in public? You
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: pretend like you don't know who we are.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: At the markets, get out of it. And I was like,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: what are you guys doing here?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: It's the equivalent of like you're trying to get rid
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: of someone, like let's play hard and seek, and they
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: just go off and don't find them.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Except I thought I took it one step further and
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, well, I've actually got another family. Took
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: the role play part and I was like, because I
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: came home late and I'm a pilot, and now like
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: where have you been? I said, see my other family tears.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: That's the line.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Know you're part. Don't rewrite the script. Okay, that's what
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: the people, that's what the people upstairs. I'm going to
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: try it and see what they think.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know your kids like that, well, like pretend
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: like you don't know them.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: My kids love to pretend like they don't know me.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: I've not done that.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Everyone try it. It's good.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: I'm going to give it a go.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: They thought it was hilarious.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: I think that like the majority of the time, kids
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: just don't know when you're joking whatsoever.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when I was like, I've got another family,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I've got a son, was like, what, I finally got a.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Son where he chucks them over his shoulder, He's like,
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: have you seen Louis.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Or have you seen Like, yeah, that's a classic.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like that, like they're hidden in plane side.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Didn't know that's that is.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: That's good gear.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: That's good gear kids. That's the low hanging fruit of parenting.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if in doubt, pretend they're not there.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Hey, before we pack up housekeeping, we have had a
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: lot of people ask us about the pints and ponytails concept.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: We're doing our own spin on it, looking at calling
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: it braid and bruised browse up braid.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: We'll figure it out.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: We're looking into it on the to do list.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I'm excited because April had two weeks in the city.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I had to do Macy's hair for two weeks. The
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: poor thing. She looked like ship for two. I'm sorry, Macy,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: I'm very very sorry. I haven't said, hey, what about
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: a haircut? It's like just to see. But I need
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: to learn. I do need to learn how to do
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: because she's.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Got a lot of hair.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I've never had that much hairs thick. It is thick.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: They got that young people hair. It's his old people hair.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: It's a lot to handle.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: It's like four months falling out.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say anything, but.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: My dad's bald, my granddad's my grandmother's look.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I don't want to take my own horn here. It's
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: not what I'm about, you know. I know I like
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: to I like to be very humble in my achievements.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: But hence the dumpling, because Laura is.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: An absent mother in the morning I need right now,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: he's in the direction of the table. I do the
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: kid's hair, so pretty good? At it? Pretty good? Well?
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: You do have three girl.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I can do the old double pigtail, can you. Yeah,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I'm on the cusp of being able to do a
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: plat well enough to send them to school with a
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: platted ponytail.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: There's a character in this, for sure, somewhere along the
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: way that you could develop the overbearing child stylist. You're
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: just like, I know how to do that. I don't
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: know how to do things that moms don't have.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Is this a character? Is this just me?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: That's you? I use the word characters just off in
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: the blood.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Actually, for any mums listening, you have the ponytail step
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: up is a double ponytail?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Ponytails first step? I think first I thought put a
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: hat on its first step for me.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: She's like, but what's the You have a ponytail plat?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Then what's the step up from that?
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Two hats? Wi hat followed by a cap on?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: And that's why I asked for the mums to give
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: me their advice on that one.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: And you move on to a helmet.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Walking around with a burker thing. We got some breaking news,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: we do all right?
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Well, this popped up on the internet for me this week,
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: and I myself have experienced this every single day of
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: my life since having a child, and I wanted to
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: see if you guys agree. Men can typically sleep through
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: every noise at night, but after a woman gives birth,
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: she literally cannot. Childbirth causes a permanent enlargement of the
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: amygdala in a woman's brain, keeping a mother on alert
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: twenty four to seven, even while she's asleep.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: I don't believe that for a second. And here is why,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: hang on, wow, go ahead, Okay, April's like this is
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: science by April's like sleeping next to a dead body. Okay.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: She does not move, she does not wake, she does
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: not do a thing. Doesn't hear me come in in
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: her meditation, which is bit woo woo for my liking,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: the person who's doing the meditation introducesselves pretty early on
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: in the piece, and I was like, do you know
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: the name of the person who introduced it? She's like, no,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I've never heard it because she falls asleep that quickly.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: And then also as.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Well, in that is she plugged in headphone.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: No, no, I can hear it.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: It's out loud.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, every night for the last like five years. She
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: doesn't know the name of this person. Okay, that is bliss.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: She's just like out. And then also as well, I'm like,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: do you know anything that happens along the way of
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: this thing? And she's like no, because there's a part
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: in it that I know vividly, because I'll wake up
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: with anything. It says, you'll sleep through traffic or sleep
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: through everything, but you'll wake at the soft murmur of
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: your child lies.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe her is it amigdala. Maybe she's got a smaller migdala.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Whatever that is sounds sexual. I've got a big migula, man,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: the big one's hurt. Averal years ago went away with
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: her mom and her brother to Hay together and hem
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: thank you. Her and her mum shared a big bed
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: and her mom came back and was like, I did
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: check a pulse a few times. She's honestly like a
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: dead body. When she makes the bed, her side of
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: the bed, it's the easiest job in the house. I
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: just fold the fucking donner back over whila like. She
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: just doesn't move, like oh come in, oh crash bang
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: and whatever, like have a shower in the en suite
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: the lights are on or whatever. And then in the
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: next day I was like, oh, sorry, bab about last night.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: She's like we're talking about nothing.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: She slept right through it. But then as soon as
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: her alarm goes off at like four o'clock in the morning.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: What's her sleep score?
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: It'd be like high to step. I want to know
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: what she's getting one hundred and you do love I
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: love it.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Sweet sweet ram put a garment on her, put a
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: whoop band on her.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I've tried to sleep track her secretly.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: What about when the kids were little though? Did she
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: wake every time the baby woke or did you have
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: to wake her up?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: No, she definitely did. Like I think when we're the
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: anxiety woke her up like a while back. Yeah, but
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: the amigdala was flaring back, was flair right? But she yeah,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: like she like the moment. She's in a really good
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: sleep routine for herself.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Maybe it wears off as your children get bigger. Maybe
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: because I'm still fine, Like I'll hear everything, like every
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: little sound, like I can hear the kids door opening
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: and then closing.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: That's me, so I can hear every.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Opening and closing.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I know when a kid's moving in their bed, like
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: if Oscar's gone like this, like move the slightest be here, come,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I can hear I can hear him coming that or
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I'm hearing things.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: You caught it off her?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Is it? We need we need to measure your amigdala.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: We need to check my m sleep.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: You'd be one of the few cases of the man
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: having a larger amignala. I have male middle, because Laura
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: just she's like, yeah, there's a mouse. She's like, who's
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: there in the corner, Whereas I like, I will wake up.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: But we've had someone accidentally when we lived in an apartment,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: then I forgot to lock the door and they came
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: in to our front door thinking it was the exit
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: because we were on the ground level by the front door.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I record, that's my biggest fear.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: And then Laura was like Matt, and I was like,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: shut up. She was like, someone is in the fucking house.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: And then I sprung up and I got him.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: You got him, chased him out, chased him out. When
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I used to live in a park and an apartment,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: my dad used to always walk into the downstairs neighbor's
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: house because like they all look the same the middle
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: of the night, walked straight in and then he'll come in.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: He'll come into our apartment and be like I just
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: went in downstairs, you see without He's like, I feel
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: like pizza downstairs having pizza? Did you get us last?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Nah?
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: But yeah, April the best sleeper I know.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Also just want to say to my wife she's listening,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: it's not my fault, it's my Migdala am I saying
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: it right? Bick a migdala. It's my amigdala. I wish
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I had a bigger amignala.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I do the cruel bitch of a mignilla.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I don't. I can't pronounce that word that you got
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: me with that migdala.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to debunk science and say that I
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: have the one mum in the house that sleeps through
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: absolutely everything. But I can hear them. Yeah, maybe not
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: now with the new floors, I won't be able to
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: hear them. Sounds good, Matt. Yeah, obviously We've been over
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: with Jen about asking kids how was school? And a
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: lot of the time you get one word answers. But
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: do you know what your girls do at lunchtime?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: No idea?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Trying to get it out of them.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I think Marley, now that she's grade one, is allowed
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: to play in a different area. Oh I don't. I
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: don't even know where Lola's allowed to play.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: What do they do? What does she do? I?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I sometimes when I drop them off, I hang
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: around just to see how the kids play with each other.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: There's just a lot of running, a lot of screaming.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I saw two boys playing with each other, and they
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: were just they.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Just okay, if anyone's teoting in with no context in
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: the playground as a it doesn't really The game they
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: played was they ran for ten meters and then just
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: fell to the floor.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: And last oh the old classic zombie game.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was and then he did that for
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: five minutes, and I was like, what the fuck are
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: these kids doing?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I wish I was that easily entertained.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: What are they? What are they doing? To be fair,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not far off it, but they actually do have
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: those little blocks that you step on and you have
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: a little bits of rope, so it gives you like
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: an extra ten centimeters of hight.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Your kid's going to school in the eighties.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: It's going on. It's a circus.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: There's a lion and a ring of fire.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: There's a whole thing. What's Olcar doing?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: In my quest to be a better father, I started
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: to ask more open ended questions. I found out that
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: my son is essentially part of the Champions League the
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: way he treats the lunchtime soccer game.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I got soccer.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I'm talking there's he's obviously embellishing, just like his father.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Semi professional, semi.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Professional at lunchtime, but like it's so in depth the
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: detail of this soccer game. I'm like, okay, who's picking
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: the there's like a transfer window of you you can swap.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, told me through it is a referee. Yeah,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: who who's the referee?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Me?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: What position are you playing? Goalie? And you're at but
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: you've scored ten goals but something someone's not adding up here.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: And it's like he was like, so, what happened was
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: I was coming down the right side? Well he doesn't
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: know his lesson right really too. He's like, I was
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: going down the side and someone tripped me. Then we
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: had a penalty. There was a penalty shootout. I am
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: on the edge of my seat, like I'm listening to
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: the Champions League?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Can we start betting on this?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: That was going to be my next thought and then
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: I found out today I will walk into the car
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: and I was just like, oh, not going to be
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I'm injured. I'm like what He's like, yeah, yeah, I'm
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: going to be out for like six eight weeks, Like
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: what what happened? He's like, I got to saw legs.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I can't run, I can't play soccer.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I can't like, is it serious?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: No, I'm like, you walked to the car fine, He's like, yeah,
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: it's not all the time.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: On school field, physio.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: What's the coach say about this?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Who's the coach?
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: He's a coach, but it's it's now every afternoon when
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: he gets in the car, I know how to get
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: him talking. It's to talk about the lunchtime soccer game.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: But he talks about it. What I'm getting out is
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: he talks about it with so much passion and so
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: in depth that I feel like it's it's its own league.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Like they've got lunchtime transfers, they've got halftime of lunchtime.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I've got a whistle. I'll ask him this afternoon when
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: I pick him up, I'll be like, who are the Cheerleader's?
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Like? But like me sign him up to a club?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: He's going to play.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: This is playing for narrabeen. What's the what's the animal?
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know yet? What was your childhood's.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Ten more kingfishes? Wow? But I remember at school, my
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: primary school, remember rush Yeah? Yeah yeah, so we will
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: play that and it got so serious. I remember when
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: my youngest brother Tom was born. I kind of believe
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: this is an option who's born during during a Bullrush game. Well,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: there was a big game of bull Rush coming up.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: It was I can't remember the details, but I had
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: to be there. I was doing quite well and I
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: wanted to. I wanted to be there on this Friday
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: because it was like the last game of the week
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: and it was also the same day that we're all
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: going in to meet Tom Tom and my dad was like,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: do you want to come? And I was like nah,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: and I didn't go. I stayed to play bull Rush
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: at lunchtime. I was the only family member not to
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: be there because I wanted to be there for the
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: bull rush.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: It meant that that much to you. Yeah, I think that's.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: You can see him after, right, Yeah.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I think that's fine. So it was the Kingfishes, was it?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: This is kemel Kingfishes my soccer team.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: I got sent a memory, a core memory. Some would say,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: first of all, spot me, and then spot what the
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: team's called got the.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Head of hair. Wow? What a helmet?
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, it does look it looks like a Lego helmet.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: The under eight What oh the hot shot? Yeah, that's
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Oscar's face. When I showed him that, he was like,
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: you were the hot shots.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: There are so many ball cuts in.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: The legacy, the legacy, the narrowbeen, the narrowbeen hot shot.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: You were your goalie, just like just last night.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was actually more of a I was
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: a center midfielder when I got to my non semi
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: professional career. Anyway, so the narrowbeen hot shots thinking about
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: bringing it back.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: You're a handsome young man.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you that I really peaked in the height department there.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a big boy.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Now, I'm sure king below average and the shots who
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: five ten, he's not all Matt six one and a half.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: But that's what people who were six would say. Yeah,
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: it's his hair. It's his side show bob hair. See
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: he can dish it out when he looks helped me.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: He's looking for help. Okay, okay, no, no, you've got
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: great hair. Actually, you've got hair that I would love
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: to have.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Let's move on.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I was at the movies on the weekend. Ash. Yeah,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: and you know, I feel like I'm a very patient man.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Very patient.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say you are very patient.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I'm also I think that's.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: What makes this work. I'm impatient.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I'm very patient. You're the ying to my.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I yelled that out during a wedding once. Anyway, Oh,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: here he is.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: He is when I see kids having fun, if they're
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: making a bit of noise, normally my approach is just
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: to allow them to just be kids. You know, if
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: people are having fun, no one's being hurt. I'm like,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: that's great. But I went to a movie on the
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: weekend with Marley and Lola and Laura So The Goat.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a documentary at first. I was
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: very confused. Laura was like, get for tickets for The Goat,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: and I was like Stephen Curry for the kids. Also
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: trying to get out of the movie and get a massage.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. When we started, I was like.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, babe, it's dark enough to leave.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't did you ask? Yeah?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: What did she say?
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Well, she was like, if you want to go, oh, yeah,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: that's it. I was like, that's a no.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I can't believe you had the balls that ask. Well,
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Laura's someone's got to do it.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: She's happy to sit there for the movie. Yeah. The
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: key point both the kids are fine, right, the kids
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: are watching the movie.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: It's just if they get out of control and you're
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: getting a massage, and then she comes out she's disheveling,
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: And I come out being all relaxed, oiled up.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the kids can't even get hold of you because
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: you're so oily.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: But dude, the kids, I was so close to being
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: like shut up here. Everyone was so noisy.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, kids.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: And there's some teenage kids as well that were like
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: yelling and throwing food. Not on at all. Can I
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: just show you a video, Oh, you've got a video
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: just to give a real indications.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Mindful, this is coming from the guy who add an
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: award show yelled fuck you Tony and Ryan at the
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: top of his lungs.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: This is the level of chaos that was caused by
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: the kids. Look at this cinema and tell me if
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: you think this is acceptable.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Also, filming a movie that's in the movies is illegal,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: so thank you. Oh my god. Nah, that's not a movie.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: That's chaos. Holy they're playing bull rush Man. That kid
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: man handled.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Have you seen that.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: It's fight club. That's not a that's fight club. He
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: levels that kid. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't even looking. That's
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: a dog shot.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: If you are listening to this we will put that
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: video on the YouTube.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: But essentially it's you know, the base of the movie
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: theater where it's like floor is just like a prison yard.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: It's a prison yard that looks like they're in yard time.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: It's like kill or be killed. Yeah, and Marley and
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Laula are like, we're going in and I was like,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: good luck. I love you.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: He's putting money on them.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: And I was like, whether whether all these parents get massages?
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Fuck, yeah, I haven't had it that bad, but that's bad.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed that.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: It's not cheap.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: It's not cheap. That's not on Thank you.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Control your children, control the kid. I'm not judging you
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: and running must I don't think the movies is a
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: drop and go situation.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, movies changed. Did I miss the memo? Yeah?
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: It was, is it g It's like, yeah, good, I
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: want and leave your kids.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: It was like every parent was just like, do you
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: know what, I've fucking had enough of trying to tell
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: these kids what to do.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: They're heavy doors so they can't get out. Yeah, he's
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: pushing me in and shut the door. Well, all the
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: parents and they should have put an announcement to saying
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: if you're an adult.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Right now, you're in charge.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: You have a free chance to get out of this cinema.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Well, when I was coming into the movie, they gave
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: me nunchucks and I was like, what are these for?
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: And they were like, good luck, good luck, he's a helmet.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: What far you'll find out? Oh? Man, that's brutal.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Fucking kids these days.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Man, Just control your kids a little bit, not entire,
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: no entire, have a bit of fun. But was that
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: at the start of the movie too?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: That looked like it was that was midway through? Okay,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: it was building. It was building.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: It built on beyond that. Have you seen when they
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: turn the lights have you ever seen it the movie
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: theater after.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: It's a brothel. It's been the one.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: You don't know what the Oh, that's what I would
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: assume they would look like. Okay, moving on, man, I
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: think it's time we go to a segment.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: All right, I want to bit pre you say what, man,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I feel like a parent. This is parant being a whilst.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I've heard that song.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is where parents write in, they get
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: something off their chest and we read it out.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: We need a copyright. Paar Rants, by the way, added
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: the list.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's the list, A list of things we
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: need to copyright just comes off the dome. No one
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: can come up with this sort of innovations.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Your work, isn't it a classic? Classic? Just came to
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: me some of your best.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Thank you. This one's from Amy. Thank you, Amy, And
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: you can ride in through Facebook, through DMS, or you
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: can email us at hello at two dot com. Not
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: au well said, thank you. This is from Amy. Why
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: the fuck does my child wake up every night weeping
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: and demanding a band aid for an auchi that doesn't exist?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: I cannot put a band aid on your toe or
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: phase without evidence, homie.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're going through this. Lola, at
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: least every second night wakes up and she's.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Like, oh it's growing.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what is it? Where is it? Last night
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: it was ahead. I was like headache. She was like no, no,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: no here, earache, no no here, you jaw? What the
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: fuck even doing?
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: What's a band ake? Don to do?
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Well? She's on a band aid, but she was just
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: like it hurts. I'm trying to understand. And then and
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: all I hopen to bed and she's like, gotcha, yeah, gotcha,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: you fucking in it I know, hopeful for anything.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I know, and you know what I was. I was
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: in the band aid aisle the other day and I
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: noticed there is a lot, a lot of band aids,
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: weird characters on that marketing. It's like one of them
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: figured it out and they all.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Went, there needs to be a sleep time band aid,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: like a low tack.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because makes you can't wear it to sleep. She gets,
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: she gets a rash, Yeah, and then she wants a
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: band aid for the rash.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Vicious, vicious, She's about to lose a limbah.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: She's just like a heroin actict. But I don't know. Honestly,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know, But I think marketing departments at these
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: businesses aren't helping the cores. They're not helping like I
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: want to pep a pig. Band aid work like peppers
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: a bitch, stupid pig.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I've got another one here, Ashton from Danielle. Shout out
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: to Danielle, what is it with glad rap? Nothing about
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: it makes me glad, my husband pointed out. Hang On.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Hang On pointed out that it's called clean rap, but
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: it doesn't clean. It is literally a waste of plastic
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: with false advertisement. Yet we continue to still buy it.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: I feel like this hotline has become like a people
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: testing their material out. Why is it glad?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not glad?
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: What's the deal?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: We're glad rap? It doesn't even.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Cling, and I'm not glad and it doesn't cling.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I personally I love glad rap.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I worked at food works. Once I can clean wrack
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: the shit out of anything.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I also feel like I'm quite good.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all about tension, Yes, tension. See, cling only
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: works when it's if it's soft.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Just quickly. If you're doing a sandwich, do you go
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: clean wrap first, sandwich on top or do you go
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: sandwiched on the bench top and then cling film over
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: the top?
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: I go. What I'll do is I'll get a nice
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: piece of clean rap. Yeah, down on the board. Yeah,
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: I love that sandwich on Yeah, fold it sides, then
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: flip filip yeap rest of the sides.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, that is secure. That sandwich going nowhere where.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: But my nana has put her foot down. It doesn't
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: allow clean wrap because to save the planet.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, so one roll of clean wrap every six
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: months is going to save the planet.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Ellie apparently, So I sometimes I'll buy it. It's my
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: guilty pleasure.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: So what does she wrap it in? Now we have
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: something worse for the environment.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Alfa is so much better?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Good one?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Ah yeah, look what about paper bags?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I mean we'll cut down trees. It's not it's not
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: that bad. You've got Bye. I'm sorry Danielle to disagree
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: with you on your pair around. I mean your pair
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: around is valid. I like it. I like the cling film,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: the bad rap whatever it's called. Yeah, Andy, and I
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: want more of it. Ash. Yes, we have a little
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: cheeky Doda dilemma that has been sent through from Gabrielle. Hi.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Gabrielle who emailed in great use of that email. I'm
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: glad it's getting some kind of.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: I don't have access to it. It's probably a good thing. Well,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: I think, not that i'd read them anyway.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: The renewals almost up, and I was like, do I
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: pay for it again? Well, Gabrielle, Gabrielle Gold, You're the
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: lifeline that this email needed.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Don't forget the song.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Oh oh fuck.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Hang hang on a second. Listen to this now you need.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Usmaller than ever.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Know that we still have each other.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: You can send sure donting dilemma.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: You cann't dilemma, ella, ella.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: And for anyone wanting us to change that jingle to
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: hum it. Okay, So Gabrielle says a question for you both.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: A bit strange reading for this one, but I'm interested
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: to hear your take. At what age do you think
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: it's no longer appropriate for a kid to see their
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: parent naked? Alright? You getting changed showing a shower? And
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: do you think it differs if your child is the
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: same opposite sex? So like mam with a son, I
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: understand opposite sex, like you are a male.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Did you dare gender me?
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Sorry?
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Look, I get it.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: This is a redhock question. Should we be answering it?
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Probably not qualified to no, but anyway, look for me,
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: too bad. It's my house. I pay the bills. You
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: will see my dick and balls if you if you're
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: in the same room, okay. If I come out of
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: the shower and you're in my bedroom, hey, okay, I'm
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: not walking into their room and taking my clothes off.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: There's the first. I just want to clear that right.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: What I want to do, though, is say.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Waking up asking ask I get out of bed.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I lived with an Italian family in my early
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: twenties on the floor of the computer room because I'm
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: a batler and their dad used to wake me up
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: with no pants on every day.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Legit.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we wanted to use a computer for god knows what, Tony,
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about, you, Tony.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Where would you go?
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: I just have to get out of there, otherwise, out
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: of for what?
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Watch in the corner?
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Got like a cuck chair situation. But if I come
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: out of my shower in my own suite and the
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: child in my room too, fucking dad, if you ask me.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I also don't want them to think like there's nothing
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: to be shane about with the human body. So I
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: think I don't have an answer for the age. I think.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I think it's when you start to follow like body
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: language and cues from your child, you know, like if
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: they're like, oh, you'd be like, okay, cool.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Get out of my room. Though I'm not naked anywhere
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: else in the house. Why are you here? Get out?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember when I stopped seeing my mom naked.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: It's funny how it goes full circle, though, because now
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: my mom lives with us, and she has showers at
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: random hours of the day, and sometimes I'm like, hey,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Ellie and she's like, but naked and I don't care.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: It's a beautiful thing.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: So there's no it's like thirty seven age.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: She's seventy four. I'm eight, and she's like fuck off.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, I how to look online? And
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: apparently they say from like the age of like six
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: to eight is when you should be more aware of,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: like seeing if your child is uncomfortable when you're naked
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: around them.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah that sounds can we go with that?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: But I said to Maley, I was like, do I
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: make you feel uncomfortable? And she was like, what the
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: fuck are you talking about? And I was like being
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: naked and she was like what it was? I was like,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: this is it? Laura was like an inappropriate conversation. She
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: was like what are you saying? And I was like,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I was trying to be a good parent.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: May just points and laughs at mine. So I guess
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: it's time signed a rug up. If it's in my space,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: you've walked in on that. Yes, if I'm in your
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: space naked, what am I doing there? You know?
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: What about if you don't have an non suite?
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: I don't want to know what the poor people are doing.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: You got to walk from your bedroom to the bathroom.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: I'll put it fucking towel on. The neighbors see me
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: naked more than my kids, let's put that way. Yeah, okay,
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: they remember the traders on the roof to see my
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: shitty asshole.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: It's hard because I'm trying to teach my kids. You know,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: that's your private part. You know, you don't want to
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: be showing that around the place. And my kids are like, Dad,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: look at this ben over trying to put the button
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: my face. And I'm like, that's not funny. Come on,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: And I think it's hilarious.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Try having a boy in the house. Bro, he won't
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: take his hand off his dick. Really, like, go to
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: your room and just comfort.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Well, just holds it. I don't know what he's doing
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: with it because he's scratching as he's holding it, and he's.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Just holding onto it like he's going to lose it.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, boys do that. Yeah.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: I think it's just a comfort thing.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Really, And I've got to be like, I mean, I've
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: been holding my dick half this record, but.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Are you comfortable doing this job?
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: There? I came twice.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: The difference between comfortable and come moving on. I think
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: I don't have an answer for that.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: You know, we will bring Jen back. We will Jen.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: You are beloved behavioral ex.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: There's got to be a way around those conversations that
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: obviously we don't know the answer to, which is clear.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: That was a confusing sentence for everybody.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I just yeah, it's just I don't understand it.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Just well, well said thank you, I said, hey, there
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: has been was like, I got nothing out of it.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: What were you expecting?
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I am dumber.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Now she's like, oh god, I'm going back to the
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: mom podcast. This is fucking ridiculous.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: We tried our best.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Maybe we can listen to the mums talking about and
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: then just regurd whatever they say because they can clearly
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: know more than us.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Before we go. I think there has been I want
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: to say, close to one hundred reviews.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Hundred Like I think you're being ambitious.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no. They are coming through thick and fast.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: It is a steady stream of reviews.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: These episodes is nothing but like naked piece ship ship.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: To those people who have reviewed, thank you so much.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: You have no idea how much I needed that.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: I've bet your handling your.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Dick, But you can also find us on social media to.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Dad's Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Facebook.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I have a new request to have a new request.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: That request for reviews will always be there.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: We also have a holiday rental. It's in I really have.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: A look at it. All right, you guys, let me
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: just say, if you have enjoyed this episode and you
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: have someone in your circle who was also a parent
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: and non parent, let me get fixed on board this episode.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: No just I just like.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Said, oh oh, I didn't hear that.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Send them this episode, any episode that you've enjoyed and
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: bring them into the ecosystem of Two Doting Dads.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: We all walk around naked.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, that reminds me that commune. I'm going to rent
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: that land out in the barn bay hinduland.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, naked retreat.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Ay. What I'm trying to say is send it to
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: a friend and.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: I knew that you can't.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I'm done, I'm finished, Okay, goodbye, Okay, we'll see you
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: guys next week.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: You said by like four times. This is one of those.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Take it. Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: of country throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: and community.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present,
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadigal Land.