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Hour 2 - 365 · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Howdy, it's our barn Tay. Our number two is ready
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  Speaker 1: It's our two here on this Thursday, the fourteenth day
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  Speaker 1: But here in hour number two, how did Jerry Jones
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  Speaker 1: comment about The Cowboys being a soap opera three hundred
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  Speaker 1: and sixty five days a year sound to you. Also,
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  Speaker 1: let's play the fill in the blank game the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: hitting the pause button in the Micaeh Parsons negotiation is
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  Speaker 1: blank and why did the picture of Nico Harrison and
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rogers create such a visceral reaction from Steelers camp.
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  Speaker 1: Talk about that as well. All of it's coming your
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  Speaker 1: way right now here. It is our number two three,
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  Speaker 1: Show'd be so our lead. This hour is from Jerry's world.
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  Speaker 1: The Gift that keeps on giving baby every day he
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  Speaker 1: cooks off a Smorgasborg. He does if you haven't the
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  Speaker 1: latest on this man, wonderful, good stuff, good stuff yet again,
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  Speaker 1: So the Cowboy owner Jerry Jones has yet again poked
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  Speaker 1: the fan. He's annoyed the fan. A percentage of the
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  Speaker 1: fan base appears to be annoyed. Here now, what did
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  Speaker 1: Jerry do?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 1: He admitted the team is a quote soap opera three
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  Speaker 1: hundred and sixty five days a year by design. Jerry,
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  Speaker 1: commenting during a recent red carpet interview. Might remember we
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  Speaker 1: mentioned in a previous episode of the show there is
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  Speaker 1: a Netflix documentary on the Cowboys which is dropping in
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  Speaker 1: a few days. The Cowboys. There is a quote from
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones, the Cowboys are a soap opera three hundred
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  Speaker 1: and sixty five days a year, and he said, when
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  Speaker 1: it gets slow, I stir it up. Quote continues, and
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  Speaker 1: so it's wonderful. Joanes said, to have the great athletes,
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  Speaker 1: have the great players. But there's something more there. There's emotion,
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  Speaker 1: and if you will, there's controversy. That controversy is good
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  Speaker 1: stuff in terms of keeping and having people's attention. All right,
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  Speaker 1: so let us discuss the question how did Jerry Jones
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  Speaker 1: comment I just gave you the comment how did Jerry
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  Speaker 1: Jones commentary here about the Cowboys being a soap opera
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  Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty five days a year sound to you?
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  Speaker 1: So I've got triple Baconator, the Wolf of Wall Street,
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  Speaker 1: and secret Handshake, and we will combine all of these
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  Speaker 1: things together, put them. We get boom just like boom,
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  Speaker 1: just like that, and we'll see what happens. So a,
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  Speaker 1: the first thought I had was self absorbed, which is
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  Speaker 1: rather obvious. You don't need me to tell you that
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  Speaker 1: Jerry has made himself the story. Say what you want. However,
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones is a maestro of business. He's also transparent
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  Speaker 1: on this one. Wouldn't be great if more of our
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  Speaker 1: politicians were transparent like the Cowboys are a soap up
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  Speaker 1: and of course there. I talk about it more than anybody.
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  Speaker 1: They suck the Cowboys three hundred and sixty five days
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  Speaker 1: a year. And as he said, when it gets slow,
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  Speaker 1: he stirs it up. He said that before. This is
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  Speaker 1: not new, and you know again it's not me paraphrasing.
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  Speaker 1: That was the quote. When it gets slow, he I
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  Speaker 1: stir it up. And three hundred and sixty five days
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  Speaker 1: a year. He just flat out admits it. Like if
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  Speaker 1: you don't like it, you can't handle the truth. That
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  Speaker 1: famous line from Jack Nichols, you can't handle the truth.
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  Speaker 1: Few good men. So Jerry is proud of turning his
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  Speaker 1: team into the young and the restless. And it's all
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  Speaker 1: by design, you know. Jerry Jones cracked the code. He
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  Speaker 1: got the it's like figuring out DNA. He figured out
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  Speaker 1: the code. And he slow walks contract extensions. Whether it
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  Speaker 1: was Dak and Ceedee Lamb in years past or what's
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  Speaker 1: going on right now, it doesn't matter. He drags him out.
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  Speaker 1: Bunch of media dopes complain, Oh, Jerry's costing the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: millions of dollars. What's he doing? Well? Why do they
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  Speaker 1: do it? Because it creates tension? What does tension lead to?
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  Speaker 1: It leads to engagement, It creates talking points. It's a
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  Speaker 1: self fulfilling prophecies. The vortex, the Cowboys vortex. It creates content.
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  Speaker 1: Content is what it's all about. Content is king. The
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys are never quiet. It's like if Vince McMahon owned
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  Speaker 1: an NFL team back in his heyday and professional wrestling
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  Speaker 1: basic man of the NFL, only Jerry does not have
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  Speaker 1: the muscles, and he doesn't take chairs to the head
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  Speaker 1: and there's no die there. Jerry's had some work done,
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  Speaker 1: but that's fine. And a little Pt Barnum in there too,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Step right up, Step ride up, Come one
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  Speaker 1: and all fun for all ages. The amazing Cowboys under
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  Speaker 1: the Big Top. You can watch them collapse in the
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  Speaker 1: playoffs if we make it. Tickets on sale now. Every
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  Speaker 1: news conference with Jerry Jones reminds me of being a
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  Speaker 1: kid watching the Macho Man Randy Savage and Hal Cogan
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  Speaker 1: and I'm waiting for me and gene Oakerland to pop
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  Speaker 1: in there. It's like a wrestling promo. Come see the
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  Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys appearing at your local arena on this Saturday morning.
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  Speaker 1: Every delay on a contract is a storyline. It is
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  Speaker 1: and when there's no story, Jerry, just make one up.
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  Speaker 1: It's make it up. I don't figure it out. And
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  Speaker 1: you know what, it's free marketing. It is whatever it costs. Right,
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  Speaker 1: there's actual money because they they don't sign the players
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  Speaker 1: right away. You save money if you send them. Right.
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  Speaker 1: But he figures listen, I'm gonna make that back on
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  Speaker 1: media coverage and spoiler alert, he is franchise value. Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: are number one. They're right. Yeah. You know how many
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  Speaker 1: NFL teams get wall to wall television and radio coverage
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  Speaker 1: year round? One one team that's the Dallas Cowboys. The
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  Speaker 1: Eagles won the Super Bowl, and is anyone yapping about
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles? They get mentioned now and again. They won,
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  Speaker 1: They had the winning recipe. The Cowboys have the formula
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  Speaker 1: to get attention. Jerry has basically turned the NFL's most
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  Speaker 1: valuable franchise into his own reality show. It's very primal.
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  Speaker 1: The other thing I've noticed about this, talking about it
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  Speaker 1: three or four times a week, is how primal it is.
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  Speaker 1: The cowboy fan, the cowboy fan hardwired to eat this up.
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  Speaker 1: They are. It's like fast food for the brain. It's
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  Speaker 1: like going to Windy's and you get that triple bacon
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  Speaker 1: eater back in the day, and the frosty and high drama.
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  Speaker 1: In this case, there's a lot of salt. It's actually
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  Speaker 1: terrible for you in the long run, but you keep
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  Speaker 1: going back for more. Now unpopular opinion. Other teams should
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  Speaker 1: be copying what the Cowboys are doing. And Jerry's getting
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  Speaker 1: up there. He's not gonna be around that much longer.
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  Speaker 1: And if you want to be relevant and you want
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  Speaker 1: to increase value and all that, you want attention, you
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  Speaker 1: can copy the Ravens. Or Ravens have good teams every year.
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  Speaker 1: The Bills have been really good for the last six
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  Speaker 1: seven years or so. Maybe more like the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 3: Though.
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  Speaker 1: You create the drama, you stir the pot. It's a
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  Speaker 1: little messy, it's a little sticky, little human. In Jerry's world,
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  Speaker 1: the ratings and the franchise value, that is much more
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  Speaker 1: important than the Super Bowl trophy. It just is. Now
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  Speaker 1: page two, staying with this theme, if you will. Staying
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  Speaker 1: with this theme. So, MICHAEH. Parsons was spotted this week
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  Speaker 1: watching Cowboy practice, not taking part watching, and he was
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  Speaker 1: only a couple of feet away from Jerry Jones. The
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  Speaker 1: afore mentioned Jerry Jones, who liked the Cowboys so much
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  Speaker 1: he bought the team and then became the GM, and
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  Speaker 1: he's been the gym longest tenured GM in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: So Jerry Jones and Michael Parsons are standing just feet
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  Speaker 1: away from each other on the sidelines, but nothing has
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  Speaker 1: changed regarding the long contract negotiation between the two sides. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones was asked what is preventing the sides from talking?
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  Speaker 1: And Jerry Jones said really. He then paused and said nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing again, he said nothing would be that, Jones said,
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  Speaker 1: and we might or we might not talk, and the
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  Speaker 1: rest of that gets into what we do every day.
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  Speaker 1: All right, little confusing there, but close quote Parsons declining
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  Speaker 1: to comment as he sashaded his way off the practice field.
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  Speaker 1: There for the Cowboys. So let's do a fill in
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  Speaker 1: the blank question. Fill in the blank. I'm gonna go first.
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  Speaker 1: Then you can go if you want and call in
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  Speaker 1: or send a message in Cowboys hitting the pause button,
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  Speaker 1: hitting the pause button on the remote control, just like
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  Speaker 1: that hitting the pause button in Micah Parson's negotiation is blank.
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  Speaker 1: Filling the blank. So my word on this is premeditated.
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  Speaker 1: That is my word, premeditated. Again, my position is that
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones is going to take this to the buzzer,
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  Speaker 1: right to the buzzer, like every good Bond movie where
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  Speaker 1: there's the diet sticks of dynamite wrapped in tape. There's
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  Speaker 1: there's weird wires, and you gotta figure out how you
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  Speaker 1: cut the blue wire the red wire, and you gotta
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  Speaker 1: do it right before the clock strikes, you know, zero
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  Speaker 1: zero and all that stuff. And so that's what's gonna
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  Speaker 1: happen here. Choreograph choreographed chaos. As I learned from the
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  Speaker 1: Wolf of Wall Street, it's all for Gayzy or for Gazi.
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  Speaker 1: Uh you know, for Gayzy is though, Uh it's fake,
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  Speaker 1: That's what it is. So it's all it's that's what
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  Speaker 1: it is, all right. Now, last word, we move from
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  Speaker 1: Jerry's world and we go to the land of the
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  Speaker 1: insert u Petsburg Steelers. Well that is where, of all people,
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  Speaker 1: Mavericks general manager Nico Harrison. Yes, that Nik, Yes, that's
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  Speaker 1: the same guy, Nico Harrison. So the Maverick Nico Harrison
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  Speaker 1: was spotted meeting at Steeler training camp with Aaron Rodgers,
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  Speaker 1: among others. Now, how do I know this? How am
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  Speaker 1: I aware of this? Because the picture that they took
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  Speaker 1: sitting at a table has gone viral. Now, maybe you
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  Speaker 1: saw it, maybe you heard about it. Maybe you didn't
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  Speaker 1: hear about it. Maybe you didn't see it. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That's your your life. But I saw it, and if
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  Speaker 1: I hadn't seen it, I had people sending to me,
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  Speaker 1: did you see this? Oh my god, you gotta talk
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  Speaker 1: about this. Oh my god. Okay, I don't know that
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  Speaker 1: I have to talk about this, but I am talking
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  Speaker 1: about it. I am talking about So I did a
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  Speaker 1: little investigating and I was like, well, how does Nico
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  Speaker 1: Harrison end up at a table with Aaron Rodgers. It
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  Speaker 1: seems very bizarre to me. So it turns out that
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  Speaker 1: one of the good friends of Nico Harrison, one of
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  Speaker 1: the good friends of Nico Harrison is Steeler's coach Mike Tomlin.
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  Speaker 1: Their besties. Their besties. That's an odd tearing, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: How did they become buddies? That seems odd? There must
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  Speaker 1: be some story there. I don't know what the story
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  Speaker 1: is anyway, So Tomlin and Nico Harrison are buddies, and
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  Speaker 1: apparently Nico Harrison was at training camp the last couple
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  Speaker 1: of years. Of course, nobody knew who he was. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: cared about Nico Harrison. Now, of course that story has
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  Speaker 1: changed dramatically. So question on this one, question on this one.
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  Speaker 1: Why why do you think the picture of Nico Harrison
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  Speaker 1: and Aaron Rodgers created such a visceral reaction. So I'll
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  Speaker 1: give my psychobabble and then you can chime in and
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  Speaker 1: just my reaction seeing the photo of the Mavericks GM
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  Speaker 1: and then the NFL's resident evangelist of the Ayahuasca, Aaron Rodgers,
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  Speaker 1: it felt like you were ease dropping in on something
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  Speaker 1: that you weren't supposed to see. It looked like there
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  Speaker 1: was some kind of secret handshake that was going on.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they were like shaking hands, like a couple
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  Speaker 1: of Bond villains. To use the Bond reference there, a
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  Speaker 1: couple of Bond villains. It was a snapshot so surreal
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  Speaker 1: that you were like, whoa, I mean, what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there they were. Harrison, the man who traded
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  Speaker 1: Luka Doncik. Not really a trade. He just gave Luka
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  Speaker 1: Doncik to the Lakers for a bag of Orville Reddenbacker popcorn,
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  Speaker 1: a stale bag of Orville Reddenbacker popcorn. And I think
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  Speaker 1: he got invited to like a Laker chat, like an
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  Speaker 1: online chat, not in person online. And then you've got
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers best. He's with Joe Rogan right, the quarterback
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  Speaker 1: treats every conversation like he's doing a Ted talk about
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  Speaker 1: quantum consciousness and all that stuff. And together side by
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  Speaker 1: side at a table with others, with others at Steelers'
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  Speaker 1: training camp, looking like they were plotting some kind of
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  Speaker 1: cross sport coup a coup d'ta. And you had Harrison
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  Speaker 1: there was he trying to recruit ros Hey, Aaron, how
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  Speaker 1: would you like to be the offensive coordinator of the Mavericks? Well, Nico,
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  Speaker 1: whether you guys don't have an offensive for I don't care,
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  Speaker 1: We'll make you one. And as Rogers probably I'm imagining
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  Speaker 1: he's like, oh, listen, Nico, I know there's there's a
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  Speaker 1: way now you can break down teams based on the
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  Speaker 1: holistic abilities. Forget analytics, go with holistic analytics, which is
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  Speaker 1: a different thing, and it's it's we'll bring in Andrea
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  Speaker 1: from Berkeley. We'll bring Andrew in, the astrology insider, and
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  Speaker 1: she'll base what moves we make on the cycle of
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  Speaker 1: the moon. You know, is it. Is it going to
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  Speaker 1: be a wolf moon? What is it going to be? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: You know, we'll look at the Farmer's Almanac, will figure
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  Speaker 1: it out and we'll just do things on gut feelings
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  Speaker 1: and uh. And then Nico's like, well, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if we should do that. I don't I don't know
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  Speaker 1: about that. Or maybe they were just bonding Rogers and
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  Speaker 1: Nico over the shared love they have for alienation sports
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  Speaker 1: fans and redefining dysfunction dysfunction. But whatever it is that
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  Speaker 1: the photo, it was like this rogue asteroid seeing these
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  Speaker 1: two figures that you know, again, I don't know about you,
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  Speaker 1: but for me, I'm a little too into the weeds
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  Speaker 1: here in this job. And I've talked a lot about
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  Speaker 1: Nico Harrison over the last year, and I've talked for
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  Speaker 1: years about Aaron Rodgers. I mean, we I go so
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  Speaker 1: far back that here at Fox Sports Radio. I did
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  Speaker 1: a show with this guy named Chris Landry on the
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  Speaker 1: weekends in the early days of Fox Sports Radio, and
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  Speaker 1: we used to have Aaron Rodgers on after games he
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  Speaker 1: played at Cal and I always thought, well, he must
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  Speaker 1: not that be be that good because he's coming on
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  Speaker 1: our show and you know, if he's a big star,
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  Speaker 1: he's not gonna come on a radio show half an
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  Speaker 1: hour after Cal played Arizona State or whatever back in
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  Speaker 1: the day. But he did. He came on. It is fine,
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  Speaker 1: it was nice, and that was it. And then he's
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  Speaker 1: gone on and had this amazing, polarizing run in the
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  Speaker 1: NFL with all these different teams. But if Nico Harrison
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  Speaker 1: and Aaron Rogers are the architects of chaos, then that
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  Speaker 1: means that you and I those of us that either
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  Speaker 1: know about the photo if you're blind, or saw the
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  Speaker 1: photo if you're not blind, we are all just spectators.
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  Speaker 1: still taste Hey.
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  Speaker 2: It won't be denied.
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  Speaker 6: One man pledged his legiance round in, One man disguised
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: as me if I, One man son a Bluner far,
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: One man felt.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Stinkey, another classic from Jay, Scoop and Just Josh, the
• 19:36
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• 19:41
  Speaker 1: sent over the years, And is I Bill Miller. You
• 19:45
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  Speaker 1: Joey the Bellman, a legend. Joey the Bellman was very
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: excited that Bill Miller was the umpire in Milwaukee, and
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: he thought, well, that's great Bill Miller umpiring during the
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: day and then here I am doing radio at night.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: You can also saylo to Lorena FSR Tech.
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: Queen and do anything besides radio.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Bill, don't talk to me. And you can say a
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: load to Coop at a Bronco fan and come out
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: and meet us. If you're able to make it. We'd
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: love to meet you and you can hang out. We
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: can tell stories that we can't talk about on the
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: radio because we'll get in trouble, but we can talk
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: about them in person. So come say hello. We'll be
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: in Vegas coming up August twenty third. We're doing this
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: is not through Fox Sports Radio. We're doing on our
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: own the Mallard Meet and Greet, Sin City August twenty third,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: three o'clock till five, will beat the Stakeout Bar and
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Grill on Maryland Parkway near you. NLV will be upstairs
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: where we were last year, So come hang out with us.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: We'll have a good time slug putting all that together.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: And I cannot wait to get to Vegas. And we'll
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: do that not this Saturday, but the following Saturday. We
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: will be hanging out in Vegas. Back to it, we
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: go all right, back to it and back to it.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Later this hour we will have Mallor to the third degree.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Mallard to the third Degree. That'll be coming up a
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: little bit later in the hour. And let's see what
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: do we have here. We have Rob Goatman, Rob Goatman right.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Sin says, as much as Jerry Jones may try. He
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: will never be able to out circus the Ben Mahler
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Show and the Mallard Militia Number one. Then we had
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: blind on Blind Crime as a blind Scott, a very upset,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: very upset, says that Jerry from Rhode Island is she's
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: fake blonde of a fake blind according to blind Scott,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: he says, I remember you meeting her? I did. I
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: met her at a Red Sox Dodger game. She won
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: a contest Jerry when the Red Sox and Dodgers played
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: in the twenty eighteen World Series where they flew her
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: from Rhode Island out to la And she was at
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: one of the World Series games there and I had
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: a chance to meet her and a very nice, big
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: fan of the show and all that, and Scott's of
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: course taking shots at her. There you go. So he's upset.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: He is so upset with all the other blind people,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: it's very odd to me. Anyway's go ahead, let's go
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: with the phones and let's say hello now to Andre,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: who's in the Commonwealth. Hello Andre and his dog Willis
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Hello Andre, going once, going twice, going three times. There
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: he is there, he is he woke up? Andre, I
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: am here. Ben okay, all right, I'm here too.
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, my apologies for being late to the call. Unusual
• 23:05
  Speaker 8: and it and certainly won't happen again.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: You can hear.
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: Willis, who's been not reprimanded but kindly told you maybe
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: need to turn it down a little bit, which he's
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: gonna do. He's not gonna be as so much involved
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: and said takee but he's around to motivate if needed.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Then.
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: But we started the show talking about the okidoki, which
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: I'm not for, Okay, I'm for the hockey poking, which
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: can help things get turned around. So we've got situations
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: going on in Major League Baseball, folks doing some things
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: they shouldn't be doing, their agents, uh, subscribing to deals
• 23:38
  Speaker 8: that aren't beneficial for the player, the development company, or
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: anybody in particular. But that's because it is the okie doke,
• 23:45
  Speaker 8: all right, get yourself back to the hokey poking, all right,
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: so you can get turned around. I'm talking about show
• 23:50
  Speaker 8: hail timey right when we want shame on you. This
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: is the second time show Hey, seems that you're you know,
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: you're running the foul of the law. First time your
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: interpreter had to take the run of the fall. Now
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: next time it's your agent.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Really, I.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: Think that we're looking at a situation where, uh, you're
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: living a little bit too much in the fastling with
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: these get rich quick schemes, which are gambling. As you know, Ben,
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: you're right, everybody you have this, you know, superior insight.
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: But if we've seen Martin Scorsese's classics on casino based
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: on the book by Nicholas Peleggi, that the casino is
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: the only win you get sold a dream, that's all
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: you get. But we're the only winners, all right. So
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: sometimes if you're a sohoe Otani, you're a you're a
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: phenom generational talent, you think it's going to be different
• 24:32
  Speaker 8: with you, but of course it's not. We can literally
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: lessen from Charles Barkley and his four hundred thousand dollars
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: debt when the All Star Game was in New Orleans.
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: So back to the central point. Well, let's this come
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: right now. The next call, you might be fired up again,
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: all right, but we're trying to work with you here, Ben,
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: get rid of the Oki dokiing. Let's get back to
• 24:48
  Speaker 8: the hokey pokey. Mister Sohn focused on baseball focus on pitching,
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: focus on hitting and getting the dollars back to the
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: world city.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: That's what we need.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: That that's what this call. I'm not it's all good.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: It's all good. Mentioned the Oki Doky with the Minnesota Twins,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: not the Dodge and I was more ripping Dave Roberts earlier.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: And if you missed it, the Dodgers got swept by
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: the Angels, and Dave Roberts his quote following the game
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: was he liked the way they played. They got swept.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: He thought, across the board, we did good job competing
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: in a vacuum. We played well. Now the way they play,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: they should play in a vacuum. It'd be expensive vacuum
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: and it'll it'll only work part of the time. That's
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: that's it. Russell checks in he's a fan of the
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: show The Real Martin says, I hope there are not
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: resort parking fees for the Vegas Meet and greet. No,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: it's at a restaurant. It's not a hotel or resort
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: or anything like that. There's a kind of a like
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: a as I remember, it's like a strip mall right
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: near UNLV. It's a two story bar. Cool place, Fergdall, complaining, says,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: please bring Willis back, Bring Willis back. Martin also said
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I failed to mention this part the real Martin from
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: the airport in Denver, unless he's changed jobs and didn't
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: tell me about that. He says, Hey, Mallard, I just
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: realized that Mark the full name guy could be a
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: great Bond villain with his sarcastic, creepy laugh that he has. Yeah,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: there's a lot going on with Mark the full name guy,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: A lot a lot going on. Let's go back to
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: the phones. The Black Irishman is up next. Hello, Black Irishman.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Hey, yes, sir, you're gonna.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Come hang out with us, Black Irishman, take your take
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: the family man. We'll hang out in Vegas. We'll have
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: a great time. Let me let me tell you something,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Black Irishman, if you show up to Vegas, let me
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: tell you I'm gonna do for you. You know what
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I do for you? You want to know what I'm gonna
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: do for you? What do you think I'm gonna do
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: for you? What do you What do you think I'm
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: gonna do? If you show up to Vegas, I am
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: going to wear the Creighton Blue Jay hat that you
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: got me. No, twenty twenty, we had a bet. I
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: am gonna I am gonna wear that Creighton Blue Jay
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: hat every every minute.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: They have a hat.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: They didn't have a hat. Okay, I can't believe that
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: they couldn't have a hat, but I did not have
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: a hat. It's Walmart. They have everything at Walmart. They
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: have something you don't need it Walmart. I'm serious, man,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I mean real, all right, what's going on now? You
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: you've called this? Your daughter's up late playing video games?
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Ye?
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: Man, she woke up, dude, she's right now.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah? And how old is your daughter? Again?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Nine?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Nine? Nine years old? She's up in the middle of
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: the night playing video game? When does she is it still?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Is she? Is she back in school? Or is it
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: it's still summertime? You know, you can't be awake. She's
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: got school. She gotta you gotta be a good dad, dude.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: You gotta have her go to bed. Come mom. Man,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: you gotta be the dad. Dude. What are you doing? Man,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: you're the pops, You're the You're the patriarch of the family. Dude.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Come on, yeah, hey, you at least got to you
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: gotta you know she'll hate you anyway finished. Come on, man,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: you're killing me. I was gonna say, how's everybody doing
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: that night?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: That's you know what I mean? You know we've already
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: started a conversation. You don't. You don't say that in
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: the middle of a conversation. We've already had to. We've
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: begun the conversation. We've talked about Walmart, We've talked about
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: your daughter. I know she starts school. She's nine years old?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: What great? What grade are you in at nine years old?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: What are you You're are you likeing?
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: What are you in?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Third grade? Fourth grade? I don't even know what great
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: are you in? At nineteens? I'm so old. I don't
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: even know what? What?
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: What?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: No whoe cares about this? I don't care about that.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: What is your What great is your daughter going into?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: What great? Is what?
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: That hurts our feelings? Man, that's our boy.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't care about I want to know
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: what grade your daughter is going into? What? What grade
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: of school?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: He's the fourth fourth grade?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, fourth grade? So that's like upper grades and fourth grade? Yeah,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: upon you man? Not yet? No, not middle school? No,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: fourth grade?
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: No middle school is like she's not summer man all
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: summer and I've been partying my you know what?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Oh man, well you're still gonna party?
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Hey man, I was gonna tell you, but yeah, tyreek man?
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: What else did the Seahawks do? I like Donald the
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: w you.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Like Sam Donald Man?
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: That's my boy?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Really? How would he be your boy? Of all the
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: people to be your boy? How would he be your boy?
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I saw him play last year and he got off.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you see him play the year before when
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: he sucked? The year before that when he was garbage,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: or the year before that where it was trash?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Last year? One more thing?
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: N w NBA.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I want to talk about them.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Too, That's just what I want. What's happening? You're looking cute? Yes?
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I don't really you think they're they're attractive women? All right?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: You can't all right, thank you, you can't say that. I
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: thank you? All right. I think we should be allowed
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: to say that word, but for some reason, the powers
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: that be donopolieve we should say that word. Okay, great
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Black Ivors. Father of the Year, What do you think, Lorena,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Father of the year? What do you think? Right? Greatest
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: dad around the nine year old's playing video games did
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: sound sweet, though at two thirty seven in the morning,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: whatever it is in Omaha, and she has school.
• 30:42
  Speaker 9: Did you ever have issues with that, ben, like getting
• 30:44
  Speaker 9: back into a school schedule?
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, I never. My My biggest problem was I hated
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: getting up early for school. I've never been a morning person.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And it took me until about lunchtime to
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: wake up. Even when I went to school, it was
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: just a nightmare. I just and I think now though,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of places they start school a little later. Yeah,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: and they let The other thing I've noticed when the
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: kid was in school, they have we're pajamas. If I
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: showed up to school on pajamas, they would have sent
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: me home. And now like these days you can just
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: show up and wear pajamas. Coades.
• 31:18
  Speaker 9: These days are crazy, Like I got sent home for
• 31:21
  Speaker 9: wearing a skirt that was like down to my fingertips.
• 31:25
  Speaker 9: My nieces be wearing booty shorts up in these schools
• 31:29
  Speaker 9: now with like tops and they're mid drift showing.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Man, are we missed out on that? I didn't. I
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: don't know, but I did. They just give up on
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: enforcing any kind of dress code. They're like, just do
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: whatever you want.
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: Why don't hear something crazy?
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: What's it?
• 31:45
  Speaker 9: One of my family members who was younger, she wore
• 31:48
  Speaker 9: regular clothes to school and then went to the locker
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: room and switched into the.
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: Houchi mama cloth.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: The switch a room and the school.
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: Well did not call for five periods.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Wow, it's incompetence, systemic incompetence.
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: I got in trouble for my Halloween costume. What did
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: you wear? I dressed up as a tampon.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: That's a we've had. That's a drop, that's noodlet, but
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: that is a drop. There is a drop in there,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Coop said, atalliance with the tampon has been but you
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: could have said, you could have said you were something
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: else that It looks kind of like a I did.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: I drawed when like teachers asked me what I was
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: dressed as. I said, no, I said, I set a
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: body pillow.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Well, it is a body pillow for very in an area,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: it is a body pillow.
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: Yes, curious what this looked like like? Did you have
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: a string coming out of your.
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: I was literally in a full body pillow.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: And then it had it was a it was a
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: shoelace attached to the bottom and then at the time.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: My my mom had Rottweiler's so there was also uh,
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: you know, a little black black.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Well, they were they were worried Coop because they as
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: you know, good hygiene you no, no, no, I think
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: what they were doing. They were okay with the costume,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: but they worried because you know, you can't leave that
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: on for too long, Coop, it becomes a problem. They
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: want to they want to take the costume toxic socks
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: and yeah, exactly couple hours. Yeah, change. You should have
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: about two or three costumes coop with different all right. Anyway,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: it is the the Ben Mallor Show. So the Humble
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Brag department. Has anyone watched this, uh this Taylor Swift
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: podcast thing as anyone.
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: Watched the highlights?
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't watched it, and I don't think I'm
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: gonna watch it. I don't think I'm gonna watch it.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I don't really care that much to watch it. I
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I've seen I have seen some clips and and all that,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: but I saw now this is Travis Kelcey and Jason
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Kelsey with Taylor Swift, and they dropped this thing. And
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: then Jason Kelsey, not Travis, not Travis, but Jason Kelsey,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: they got you to play for the Eagles. He said,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: oh my god, there's already nine hundred and seventy six
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: thousand people watching this live. What is the what the
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: actual f he said, that's the the humble break.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Like did he did?
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: He not think that people going to watch? And I
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: don't even know how real those numbers are.
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: No, I'm sure they broke the internet with it, to
• 34:36
  Speaker 9: be honest.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: My internet's working, so I don't know. I didn't have
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: any podcast.
• 34:40
  Speaker 9: I bet they broke like the podcast by having did
• 34:44
  Speaker 9: you hear them scream like little Girls? When she pulled
• 34:46
  Speaker 9: the album out of the bag though.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, the the new album was it show Girl?
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: Is that the Yeah, the Tales of a show Girl
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: or something.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Tales of a Showgirl? Because Taylor Swift before she became famous,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: was her show the showgirl? Yeah, another life. She was
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: a floozy back in the day.
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: And then now she's I hope I'll go find it
• 35:06
  Speaker 9: for us hopefully, and yeah, and there's Jason and Travis
• 35:09
  Speaker 9: going it was I'm like, are you serious, Oh my god,
• 35:13
  Speaker 9: you're going too hard?
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: A little a little much, a little much. Do you
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: think she got paid for that or or I mean,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I know they're in a relationship, but does she do
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: anything without getting paid? I mean, she's the biggest star
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: in the in the in the United States, if not
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: the world, Taylor Swift, So I mean, does she do
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: anything unless she's getting some money out of it? I
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: guess he's making money. Travis Kelcey, I guess out of that.
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: So if they get married, what's his is hers?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Right, Well, it depends what kind of prenup. She's the
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: She's the one that's got the money. So I'm gonna
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: take the position she's gonna have a prenup. Right, If
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: you're Taylor Swift, you got to protect your money.
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  Speaker 5: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: The Atlanta Falcons have the second longest playoff drought in
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  Speaker 1: The Saints are gonna be the worst team in the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: so it's really between Atlanta and Tampa Bay.
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  Speaker 3: Next, Jose Ramirez and the Cleveland Guardians are heating up
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  Speaker 3: at the right time last night, notwithstanding, they have gone
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  Speaker 3: twenty two to nine over the last thirty one games,
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Whould they? Yes? I mean, listen, the Tigers are a
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  Speaker 1: is they just don't hold up in a playoff environment.
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  Speaker 1: They don't give you nightmares. They don't give you a
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  Speaker 3: When the Cruiz Beeck family sold the Celtics in March,
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  Speaker 3: it was reported that wit grus Beck would stay on
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  Speaker 3: Same thing happened to Mark Key when he stole the MAVs.
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  Speaker 3: You think Genie Buss could be pushed out early as well?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah so I the Grossbeck thing because he didn't own
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  Speaker 1: be out. How do we go? Ass?
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  Speaker 7: I guess