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Sponge Buddy · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  I can't believe it, Patrick. We did it.
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  We're in the Navy. I know.
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  I can hardly believe in myself. We did it.
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  What did you do? Did you ask to join the Navy?
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  No, that's right. We're here because we got a
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  letter in the mail saying we had to be here.
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  Don't you get it? We were drafted.
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  Hey Cho. Out of everyone in the entire
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  ocean. They chose us.
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  Ten-hut. Good morning.
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  Semen. Recruits.
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  Welcome to boot camp. I am captain Krabs.
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  You can call me Captain Krabs for the next four weeks.
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  I'll be a mother, your father, your teacher and every other
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  authority figure you can think of except one God, he of course,
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  is the ultimate Authority. God is boss, overall, the sea
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  bottom, and everyone in it. If you don't know that yet
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  better. And it is that clear.
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  Yeah, he's right. I knew then for sure.
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  Is that any way to talk to your mother?
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  No, ma'am. No, sir.
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  Oh, I get it. He's not really our mom.
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  He's just pretending. Yeah, give me 20 push-ups
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  recruit. It's my desire to make Sailors
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  out of you. I want you to be the best, you
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  can be, if you think, you know, more than I do think again.
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  If you do everything you're told to do, not only, will you be the
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  best Sailors. This Navy has ever seen.
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  You don't be the proudest. I'm not here to make your life
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  hard. Although some of you may think
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  so, when you don't do what you're told, I said.
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  Was to be called Captain Krabs. And that is what all of you will
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  call me. Is that clear ABS?
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  I can't hear you. Oh, Captain Krabs.
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  What's your name recruit? Oh, you know, me.
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  Mr. Krabs. I used to work for you at the
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  crispy crab. By the way.
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  I'm sorry. I had to quit on.
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  Such short notice. Give me 10 more, push-ups
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  recruit. What's your name recruit her?
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  Patrick Captain Krabs, do you think you can be still?
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  Sorry, Captain Krabs? I'm just a little nervous.
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  Named Bunch buddy, Captain Krabs.
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  What's the matter sponge buddy? I miss my mommy.
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  They're recruit. You're going to be just fine,
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  just follow orders and you make it trust me.
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  I captain Krabs. You're awfully quiet.
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  Recruit, what's your name squid with Captain Krabs.
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  You don't want to be here. Do you Squidward?
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  No, I don't Captain Krabs sounds like Squidward needs to learn
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  how to make obeying Authority, more important than doing what
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  he wants. In fact, all of us, need to
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  understand how to be subject to Authority.
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  Is that clear? Oh, yeah, Captain Krabs.
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  I can't hear you. Aye captain Krabs.
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  It's all right. Recruits, you will report to
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  supply quarters, where you will be issued your uniforms.
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  I expect you fully dressed for inspection at all. 6:00 company.
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  Dismissed. Captain grabs is not as bad as I
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  thought he would be. He's a great guy if you like
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  doing push-ups. Hey, I just thought of a song
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  come and join God's name because Nate because Navy come and join
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  God's name. Make Jesus.
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  Your lord. I've already told you.
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  You didn't join the Navy. You were drafted traffic.
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  It has too many syllables come and get drafted into God's name.
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  A few cats Navy. That's Navy, sponge buddy.
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  That's too many syllables. See what I mean where I come
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  from. We hate Authority.
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  Everybody wants to tell you what to do.
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  Well, Nobody tells squid worth what to do.
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  Nobody. You know, you have an attitude
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  problem. Yeah, you better get a checkup
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  from the neck up. What was that Patrick and
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  SpongeBob body are just excited about being here.
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  They were talking about how nice you are Captain Krabs.
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  I can see my work is cut out for me.
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  I'm Going to have a lot of fun with you.
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  This month squid worth training you to respect authority is
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  going to be quite a challenge. Aye captain, Krabs dismissed one
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  week later. Do you want to explain to me why
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  you are standing in the seaweed with an oyster on your head
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  during torpedo practice squid was told me to do it Captain
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  Krabs. He said he could shoot the
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  oyster off my head. My orders were that no one was
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  to cross over into the seaweed period.
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  What part of that order? Did you not understand?
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  Are you mad at me? Captain Krabs?
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  You could have been killed recruit.
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  Sorry. After crabs, when I give you an
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  order, it is for your best interest, part of my duty, as
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  your Authority is to guarantee your safety.
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  Do you understand that sailor? You called me sailor.
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  You nearly got someone killed Squidward.
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  No, sir. I wouldn't have missed that
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  oyster. You sound pretty sure of
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  yourself. I hate oysters more than I do
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  talking spot. Judges, well, let's just say
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  you, are that good. Someone else could have missed
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  their target and shot sponge buddy.
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  Instead. You mean someone like Patrick,
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  sir. Where is Patrick last time?
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  I saw him. He was running through the
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  seaweed crying Captain, Krabs, another recruit in the seaweed.
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  What was he doing? Disobeying orders?
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  I don't know. Captain Krabs.
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  Patrick missed his Target and shot a fish sir.
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  Wow, at least he Nothing. All I had was the center of a
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  piece of paper with a bunch of circles on it.
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  I killed me. Whoa.
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  Oh, no, not me moe. After all the trouble.
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  Everyone in the ocean went through, just to find him.
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  You didn't kill Nemo. Nemo was a big movie star.
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  Now. He wouldn't be swimming around
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  these reefs. You probably shot a fish that
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  looked like Nemo. Oh, you mean like a stunt?
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  Double? Hey accidents, like that can
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  happen. You didn't do it on purpose.
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  Now, quit your crying. If that fish had listened to
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  Captain Krabs. It wouldn't have gotten killed.
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  Right? Captain Krabs.
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  Nice punch buddy. Now, Patrick.
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  Did you disobey my order in cross over into the seaweed?
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  I have to see if there was anything I could do for the
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  fish. I couldn't just leave him there
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  Captain. You could have been killed when
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  I give you an order. It's to be obeyed.
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  No matter what you might think is more important.
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  Is that clear? Sailor you You called me sailor.
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  That's what I said to make sure you recruits of learned your
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  lesson. Both of you.
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  Give me a lap. I'm a little dizzy.
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  I'm sorry. I didn't make myself clear.
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  Give me a lap around the ocean floor.
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  Not a lap around me, huh? Wait, what?
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  Now recruits this could take a while.
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  So tell me about yourself squid worth.
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  What was it, like, growing up a squid?
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  I couldn't seem to keep my feet out of trouble.
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  I didn't have a father at home. I never listened to my mother.
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  You couldn't even sleep at night worrying over me so much.
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  Well, you're in the Navy now, Mom wants me to obey those in
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  Authority. You know, like the Bible says,
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  mom always tried to teach me from the Bible.
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  We went to church. Oh three times three times a
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  week. Oh, dear me.
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  No, three times our whole life, but mom always tried to teach me
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  to a baby because she knew that verse.
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  Let's see. How does it go the willing and
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  obedient will eat the guts of the clam.
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  It's not the guts of the clam. It's the good of the land.
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  Oh, I wish I had known that. I never really tried to obey
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  because I don't like clam guts. God established parents to be an
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  authority over us for our will. Being it has nothing to do with
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  clam guts. Have you talked to your mom
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  lately? She calls me every day.
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  Wanting to know, if I'm staying out of trouble.
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  And what do you tell her? I tell her, everything is fine.
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  You lie to her part of honoring. Your mother is telling the
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  truth. Don't you ever lie again?
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  Recruit not as long as you're a part of this Navy, is that
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  clear? I can crabs.
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  You'll make a fine sailor someday.
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  Why do you say that? At Sur because it's true
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  Squidward. You will make a fine sailor.
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  Once you make that choice. What choice is that sir?
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  The choice to serve? God instead of yourself here.
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  We see the ocean, the ocean, for the ocean floor of the ocean for
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  and there's nothing like a good swim to clear.
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  The snot out of your head up, a chick ten-hut.
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  Excuse me, Captain Krabs. May I say something?
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  Go ahead sponge buddy. When you say 10 hot.
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  It's very confusing. It really doesn't even make
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  sense. Can't you just say everybody
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  stand up straight, and Tall facing me hands at your side.
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  I straight ahead. Mmm, perhaps you could sing it
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  sponge, buddy. I'd be happy to Captain Krabs.
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  I know you would someday when you're in charge, you can do
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  just that, but I'm in charge here and when I say ten Hut,
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  you'll just notice stand up straight and Tall facing me
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  with. Their hands at your side and
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  your eyes. Straight ahead.
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  Is that clear? Aye, aye Captain?
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  I can't hear you Captain. All right?
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  Recruits company dismissed. Let's go get some lunch.
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  I'm starving. Oh boy.
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  I'm so hungry. I could eat a seahorse.
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  Wait up. Patrick.
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  Look at squid worth over there. He looks upset about something.
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  Let's invite him to go eat with us.
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  Okay. You asked him know, you asked?
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  Do you ask him? Okay, pick a number between one
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  and ten. Oh five.
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  Nope. It was three.
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  I when we were thinking that maybe you'd like to go eat lunch
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  with uh Squidward. What do you say?
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  I would love to eat lunch with you.
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  To really what I'm allergic to food.
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  Sorry. I'm not used to food.
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  How terrible. What do you eat?
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  Mostly sponges and Starfish sponges?
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  Yeah, starfish. That's gross.
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  One week later. Company.
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  Halt, right face. Yeah, that's your right face.
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  Do I have my face? Yeah, that's your face.
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  It looks like we've got the right places ten-hut.
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  Patrick. Do you understand the meaning of
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  the word, halt? I was bird Captain Krabs.
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  You didn't answer my question. Patrick.
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  Do you understand the meaning of the word?
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  Halt? Got the crabs and what part of
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  the word halt. Do you not understand, sponge,
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  buddy? I guess I was thinking about
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  something else. Captain Krabs, answer the
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  question. I understand all the word helped
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  Captain Krabs. The next time I ask you Sailors
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  a question. I want an answer, not an excuse
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  when I want an excuse. I'll ask for it.
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  Is that clear? The next time I order a halt,
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  you'd better stop, is that? Clear Captain grubs.
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  Then Squidward's as missing absent without leave in the
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  Navy. We call that a wall.
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  Oh, whoa, if either of you see him you are to report.
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  To me immediately. Is that clear?
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  I can't do grabs. Did you hear what Captain Krabs
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  called, Squidward? Yeah, a wall.
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  I wonder why they call him a wall.
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  Don't you get it? Someone sprayed?
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  Graffiti on them and he's probably trying to wash it off.
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  Boys. Nice ten-hut the captain.
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  The police are coming. Those in Authority.
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  Are God's servants for our protection and good.
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  They are. Did you hear that spent buddy?
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  Yeah, I heard Sandy officer Sandy to you.
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  I'm on duty. I didn't know you were a
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  policeman. I mean, policewoman?
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  No know how police squirrel Captain Krabs.
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  I believe this Navy squid belongs to you.
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  I don't see a speck of paint on him.
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  What did you arrest him for taking too long?
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  A shower? Yeah.
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  No, he wasn't taking a shower. Oh, no, not a bubble bath.
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  That's enough sailor. Sorry.
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  Captain Krabs. Good job officer.
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  Sandy. Squidward's was reported a wall
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  yesterday. What's he done?
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  I have him for running three, stop signs to traffic lights, a
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  hit-and-run and failure to stop for an emergency vehicle.
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  Hail them jail overnight, sir. I wasn't a wall.
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  Then what were you running from? I wasn't running from anything.
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  I was taking the submarine to get inspected.
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  Like you told me when the brakes went out.
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  You were not given permission to leave the base sailor.
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  How is it that the civilian police stopped?
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  You the line at the motor? Pool was so long, but I thought
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  it would be faster if I took it to a buddy that runs the garage
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  off base. I don't know, the brakes would
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  go out. You should have obeyed orders.
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  Obedience is better than sacrifice.
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  What do you mean sacrifice? Oh, that's easy.
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  A sacrifice is when you do something bad and you kill a
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  lamb like they did in the Bible. No, sacrifice is when you're
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  playing baseball and you let them get you out.
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  So your teammate can score know. A sacrifice is when you do
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  something good in place of doing what you were told.
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  Oh, Squidward, Taking the submarine to your friend was a
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  good thing to do to save time, but it wasn't doing what you
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  were told. When I give you an order, I
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  expect you to carry it out. Regardless of what you might
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  think is better. Is that clear?
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  Aye captain Krabs officer Sunday?
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  Where is the submarine? It's being towed, over to the
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  motor pool Captain. It's in pretty bad shape.
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  I'll tell you what I'm going to do Squidward since your captain
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  is an old friend of mine. I'm Going to tear up your ticket
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  next time. Follow orders.
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  Yes, officer Sandy. Thank you.
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  I'm sorry. Captain Krabs.
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  That won't happen again. Very well sailor.
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  Let's get this. A world thing, straightened out
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  company dismissed. So what do you want to do?
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  I don't know. What do you want to do?
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  I don't know. What do you want to do?
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  I don't know. What do you want to do?
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  I've got it. Pick a number.
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  Between 1 and 10 5. Nope.
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  I want. Okay, you pick a number between
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  one and ten. Okay.
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  Five. You want a good.
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  How did you know? I'm more than just a pretty
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  sponge. Yeah.
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  One week later. Well, today's the big day, but
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  cat graduation. Hey, don't we get promoted
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  today? Yes.
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  Promotion comes from the Lord. I thought Captain Krabs.
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  Was promoting us. Who do do you think Squidward
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  will get promoted? I So, if I were Captain Krabs,
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  I'd kick Squidward's out of the Navy.
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  You can't do that. I know I'm not collecting crabs.
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  But if I were, I'd be the boss of bosses, can do whatever they
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  want. You'd still have to follow Navy
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  regulations. Then I changed the regulations.
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  Come on patch it. What's the big deal?
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  Squidward, doesn't like us. We might as well quit pretending
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  he does. How would you like to get kicked
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  out of the Navy? I don't want to get kicked out.
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  The do be so quick to kick someone else out.
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  You're not exactly perfect yourself.
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  Remember the Time? Kathy grab said, Halt and you
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  kept on marching right into us. Look who's talking.
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  You went on the torpedo range because you shot Nemo.
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  You'd better be. Glad I didn't shoot you standing
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  out there with an oyster on your head, huh?
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  I see your point. I guess we all make mistakes.
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  We'd all be kicked out of the Navy.
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  If I was in charge ten-hut, then I want you to know, you have all
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  turned out to be fine. Say Nurse.
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  I know that you will continue to serve to the best of your
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  ability, whatever you do to all to the glory of God.
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  We have a policy here in the Navy.
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  Those that are faithful under Authority will be put in
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  Authority recruit sponge buddy. You have been promoted to the
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  rank of seaman Apprentice. Congratulations.
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  Apprentice sponge, buddy. Thank you, Captain Krabs recruit
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  Patrick. You have been promoted to the
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  rank of seaman. Men.
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  Apprentice. Congratulations Apprentice
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  Patrick. Thank you.
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  Kathy grabs recruit Squidward's, you will not be receiving your
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  promotion to Apprentice squid worth it.
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  Captain Krabs. I'm proud to serve in the Navy.
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  Sir. I will do better next time.
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  Captain Krabs. I know you will petty officer
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  squid, worth. I beg your pardon Captain Krabs.
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  He called it badi officer. I wonder if that's anything.
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  Like a Krabby Patty officer. Yeah, ten-hut recruits Grand
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  worth. I am promoting you to the rank
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  of petty, officer 3rd class. Congratulations, petty, officer,
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  Squidward. Thank you, Kat crabs.
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  I don't know what to say. Except that.
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  I will do all to the glory of God, sir nutty Sailors.
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  You have been assigned to a new company Commander effective.
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  Immediately. This is the last order you will
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  receive Eve from me company dismissed, there goes a fine
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  captain. Did he say we've been
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  reassigned? Yeah, I wonder where we're
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  going. I wonder if we're going
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  together. We're going together.
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  All right, all of us, by the way.
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  Congratulations. I never thought you two would
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  make it. Thanks.
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  Congratulations to you, too. Yeah.
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  Congratulations. Krabby Patty officer Squidward,
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  thanks, but just call me Squidward.
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  That's what my friends call me friends.
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  You hear that sponge, buddy? We're his friends.
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  I knew it. I love you.
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  You love me. We're a great big family.
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  Forget the hugging and kissing part.
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  Yeah, let's go. Eat Squidward.
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  Would you like to go eat with us?
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  If you can eat something besides sponges and Starfish?
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  That is. Have you ever had chicken?
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  No, is it good? It's a lot like, catfish.
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