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We missed a NATIONAL HOLIDAY?!? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Guys, we missed a big holiday yesterday, and it's my bad.
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  Speaker 1: It was National Hot Sauce Day. Hot Sauce Day. I
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  Speaker 1: love copsles on everything. Oh yeah, it's National Hot Sauce Day.
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  Speaker 1: Mild to the hot to be painful, spicy hot enough
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  Speaker 1: a burndy skin off. Your tongue is spicy, spasty, spicy, spody.
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  Speaker 1: National Hot Sauce Day was yesterday, right, Yeah, So I
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  Speaker 1: have a game today. It's Friday, and John just got
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  Speaker 1: a game for you. So it's time to put on
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  Speaker 1: the dogshot collar. Whoever loses, whoever doesn't get, whoever gets
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  Speaker 1: the most wrong, has to put the dogshot col on.
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  Speaker 1: If you guys get them, all right, I put it
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  Speaker 1: on and sing a song. So start thinking about a
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  Speaker 1: song to sing you three all right, in honor of
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  Speaker 1: yesterday's National Hot Sauce Day. You tell me if the
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  Speaker 1: following hot sauce names are real or fake? Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: listen crazy hot sauce names. Kyle, I'm gonna go with
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  Speaker 1: you first. This reminds me of you so much, so
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  Speaker 1: that's why I'm gonna go to you first. Ass Blasters
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  Speaker 1: collection Hot Sauce, My ouch.
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  Speaker 2: I I feel like I know that there's like a
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  Speaker 2: kick ass hot sauce ass blasters.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's what hot sauce does.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna say, yes.
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  Speaker 1: That's a real, it is real, well done ass blasters.
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  Speaker 1: Hot Sauce by Southwest Specially Foods is a hobbin Era
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  Speaker 1: based sauce. It's very hot, be real. Also the name
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  Speaker 1: of my coral group in middle school. Okay, Peyton, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna die. Hot sauce.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think, Oh my gosh, it's not butter
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  Speaker 3: with like that fake.
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  Speaker 1: It is fake rich Brenda's bootburner. Brenda's boot burner. That
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  Speaker 1: is real. That is real, absolutely real, Kyle. This also
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  Speaker 1: reminds me of you all night on the toilet hot sauce.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, all the gross ones.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's what hot sauce would do.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't think that one's real.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, all right, fake, Peyton. This hot sauce is
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  Speaker 1: called the ulcer.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, define what an ulcer is? Ulc It's something in
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  Speaker 3: your medical like medical, right.
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  Speaker 1: An ulcer. I don't have the medical exactly. It's a
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  Speaker 1: pain in your stomach. Okay, Yes, that's real. You would
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  Speaker 1: think you would call hot sauce ulcer. I try it, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: fake man Rich, the colon cleaner, the colon cleaner. I
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  Speaker 1: like the alliteration M and I'm gonna say that's real.
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  Speaker 1: It is realt sold in a flask bottle and available
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  Speaker 1: on Amazon dot com. Okay, Kyle, again, this reminds me
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  Speaker 1: of you, Fanny Fart Hot Sauce, Anny Fart Hot Sauce.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I feel like that would get a good laugh,
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  Speaker 2: as like a gag gift at one of those little
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  Speaker 2: shops on the side of the road on a road trip.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say it's real.
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  Speaker 1: It's rated a three point three on the Hot Sauce
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  Speaker 1: dot com website. Okay, Peyton, this is you jerk my colon.
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  Speaker 3: Hot sauce, jerk my colon hot sa u uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: It is fake rich, Queen of farts Hot Sauce playing
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  Speaker 1: with the Queen of farts. That is fake. That is real.
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  Speaker 1: It has a four point eight on Hot Sauce Mall
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  Speaker 1: dot com. Okay, Kyle, the ball burner, Oh real, that
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  Speaker 1: is fake. That is fake. So all three of us
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  Speaker 1: got a one wrong world tie, all right, Peyton, real
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  Speaker 1: or fake Hot sauce, the Toe of Satan lollipop. I
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  Speaker 1: should give it Kyle for Yeah, Toe of Satan lollipop.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, I think that's real.
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  Speaker 1: It is real. It's a lollipop for people like hot
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  Speaker 1: Sauce available at Hot sauce dot com. Rich, This is
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  Speaker 1: perfect for you, the way you grew up your childhood
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  Speaker 1: trailer trash hot sauce. I feel like my family had
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  Speaker 1: that on hand. That's gonna be real, real Kyle and
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  Speaker 1: testing fire hot sauce. Oh my gosh, that sounds miserable.
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  Speaker 2: I know I would not I would not want that.
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  Speaker 1: Fake.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, question Mark.
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  Speaker 1: Peyton sweating like a pig Hot sauce.
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  Speaker 3: That's real.
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  Speaker 1: That is fake. Lord, have mercy Hot Sauce all the way. Real.
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  Speaker 1: It is fake, Kyle wimp retardant ex hot sauce.
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  Speaker 4: Uh really real, Peyton, totally toxic hot sauce real fake,
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  Speaker 4: rich old fart hot sauce.
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  Speaker 1: Real real. Yeah, all right, Kyle Booty fire hot sauce.
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  Speaker 2: Ew ew. Well, the other ones that kind of zoned
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  Speaker 2: like that were also real, so I feel like they
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  Speaker 2: were just throwing their hat in the game too, So
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say real, they're fake.
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  Speaker 1: Bag. Let's tally up the votes.
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  Speaker 3: I don't I got two. I don't remember, John Jay,
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  Speaker 3: if we all got two weeks. You see it's hot
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  Speaker 3: in your nelly, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Look at Payton you got you lost three, Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: lost three, so hot. Here's great. You want to do
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  Speaker 1: that one? That's perfect with the you know, all the
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  Speaker 1: current freezing conditions all around the world.
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  Speaker 3: I got you.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go with the hook dog shark collar.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, here, I'll take it.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever. It's kisting happy.
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  Speaker 3: It's so passio take your cloth.
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  Speaker 2: It is so I want to take my.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to play.
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  Speaker 1: Anything that was great. That was great because it's Friday.
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  Speaker 1: That's my hot size game. It's Friday and Johny's got
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  Speaker 1: a game for you.