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FULL SHOW: In-Law Issues · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show.
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Speaker 2: Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.
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Speaker 3: Freshly made with Reburger.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show.
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Speaker 3: Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards.
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Speaker 3: Great having your company on this glorious Thursday afternoon. It
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Speaker 3: is the 24th of September, 2026. And you, my friends,
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Speaker 3: as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you
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Speaker 3: by Reburger.
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Speaker 4: Craveworthy street food, freshly made with Reburger.
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Speaker 3: Craveworthy.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, great stuff.
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Speaker 3: Speaking of which, Mogi's wearing a very, very tight black
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Speaker 3: T-shirt today, and I'm loving it.
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Speaker 1: How are you going, you stallion? Going pretty grousey, you
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Speaker 1: mad dog, you sick son of a bee. Another beautiful
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Speaker 1: day here in Auckland City. Me and Keezy have been
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Speaker 1: loving it. Talking about how lucky we are to be alive.
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Speaker 1: And then old Horty J comes in, effing and jeffing,
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Speaker 1: complaining about the wind. What's going on with you, man?
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Speaker 1: You're not getting enough sleep. What's happening?
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Speaker 3: It's freezing cold. You know, when you're walking about the CBD,
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Speaker 3: as I do all the time now, as you can imagine, fellas,
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Speaker 3: it just creates all these wind tunnels. So you go, oh,
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Speaker 3: I'll go into this street because this street's a wind tunnel,
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Speaker 3: and then, boom, somehow it changes direction, and that's a
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Speaker 3: wind tunnel too. Having said that, the sun is beautiful.
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Speaker 1: How are you going, Casey, man?
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Speaker 4: You're not too bad, fellas. You guys are the first
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Speaker 4: people I've spoken to today. I've just been at home
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Speaker 4: alone packing up my house, just doing odd jobs. And
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Speaker 4: then I came into work and then someone said g'day
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Speaker 4: and I said hello and it was the first thing
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Speaker 4: I'd said all day.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Really weird.
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Speaker 1: Do you not talk to yourself at home? Nah. God,
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Speaker 1: I hear it, man. You are an odd fish.
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Speaker 3: Am I? Wow, what should I be doing?
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Speaker 1: You're a odd fish.
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Speaker 3: You were saying there was a few tears as well, Keezy,
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Speaker 3: as you were packing up the joint, finding old photos
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Speaker 3: and memories and old dillies and stuff and that sort
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Speaker 3: of thing. It's an emotional time, isn't it, packing up
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Speaker 3: the joint?
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Speaker 4: I found one of my old dillies and I burst
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Speaker 4: into tears. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You said it was down to a nub.
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Speaker 4: Come on, man, it's the first break of the show.
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Speaker 4: it was down to enough though god what's happening on
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Speaker 4: the big show with old mogi.
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Speaker 5: Oh god this one there I don't know hey Keezy
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Speaker 5: man what's up what now you're going to need old
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Speaker 5: hoity J and my help you need a little bit
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Speaker 5: of advice a little bit of support you're going to
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Speaker 5: be away you're going to need us to look after
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Speaker 5: you a little bit man I don't know Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 4: While I'm away, I just need someone to come around
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Speaker 4: and just sort of clean up all the nubs I've
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Speaker 4: left around my joint.
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Speaker 1: Because there's like 50 of them. Oh, bad boy nubby
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Speaker 1: over here. Jase, you've been accused of thieving. And given
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Speaker 1: your wreck around here, I wouldn't be surprised if that
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Speaker 1: was the truth.
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Speaker 3: Come on, man.
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Speaker 1: You're a shocking bastard. Bloody, it was outrageous. And up next, fellas,
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Speaker 1: we released a video on socials overnight about what we
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Speaker 1: think Warriors fans should do. not sell their tickets for
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Speaker 1: the grand final. 25% of all tickets sold have been
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Speaker 1: bought by Warriors fans. Do you know, if we don't go, Keezy,
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Speaker 1: 32,000 seats out of a possible 80,000 sit empty. What
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Speaker 1: a statement. Yeah, man. What a way to stick it up.
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Speaker 1: Powerful statement. Power to the people, Keezy.
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Speaker 3: Up the wide.
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Speaker 4: That's not 25% of 80, is it?
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Speaker 1: That's close enough.
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Speaker 3: Is it? Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if it is.
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Speaker 3: Oh.
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Speaker 5: June.
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Speaker 1: June.
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Speaker 4: June.
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Speaker 1: Are you going to say the artist?
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Speaker 3: The temper trap.
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Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 1: Yes, indeed.
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Speaker 3: Pearl Jam there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
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Speaker 3: Thursday afternoon. The time is 4.13 and fellas, controversy hits
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Speaker 3: the big show.
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Speaker 1: Absolutely. We had an idea a couple of days ago.
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Speaker 1: We were really surreal about it. Last night, it's absolutely exploded.
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Speaker 1: Sure has. Eight million views overnight. Unreal.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And this was just around the idea that, you know,
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Speaker 1: with the Warriors' loss over the weekend, back-to-back losses in
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Speaker 1: the finals, you know, that you can put entirely at
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Speaker 1: the feet of the referees there and the bunker. Absolutely robbed. Shocking. Shocking.
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Speaker 1: It was disgraceful, and I think the entire country, not
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Speaker 1: only New Zealand, but Australia agrees as well, based on
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Speaker 1: all the rhetoric that's come out of all the rugby
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Speaker 1: league shows and podcasts over there. So we came up
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Speaker 1: with an idea here, and that was that all the
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Speaker 1: Warriors fans, and there's 25% of all tickets sold to
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Speaker 1: the grand final were bought by Warriors fans. Yes. Not Kiwis,
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Speaker 1: not New Zealanders, but Warriors fans. So 20,000 of the
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Speaker 1: 80,000 there, because people had, they were living the dream.
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Speaker 1: We believed. I was one of those people that bought
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Speaker 1: a ticket, had flights to go to the grand final
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Speaker 1: because I genuinely believed that this year, out of all
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Speaker 1: of the years, was going to be our years. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: had that vibe about it, man. And then what happens?
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Speaker 1: You get a couple of shocking bastard refs that walk
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Speaker 1: out there and ruin it for everybody. Now, the obvious
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Speaker 1: thing to do would be for all the Warriors fans
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Speaker 1: to sell their tickets to the fans of the two
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Speaker 1: teams that eventually make it into the grand final.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: But we had the idea here. What about if we
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Speaker 1: don't do that? What about if all of the Warriors
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Speaker 1: fans out there agree that we're not going to sell
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Speaker 1: our tickets, that instead, as a protest, those seats sit
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Speaker 1: empty on grand final day?
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Speaker 3: That'd be great.
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Speaker 1: 20,000 empty seats, a silent protest.
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Speaker 3: The most powerful protest of all is the silent protest.
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Speaker 1: I think so.
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Speaker 3: I mean, you can bang on about these things. Well,
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Speaker 3: we were talking about this yesterday, weren't we? The silent treatment.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 3: So that they can feel the rage permeating from this
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Speaker 3: country and all of, as you mentioned, Mogi, all the
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Speaker 3: fans over in Australia as well.
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Speaker 1: Exactly right. As you say, Jase, you know, one of
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Speaker 1: the great weapons that you've got in a relationship is
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Speaker 1: the silent treatment. Yes. You know, when you and your
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Speaker 1: partner have got a disagreement about something, can you just,
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Speaker 1: you know, some people would say you get the pip.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're having a big sulk.
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Speaker 1: That's right. Some people call it petty, but you just
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Speaker 1: go quiet for days and days and days there, but
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Speaker 1: they get the picture. Yes, they do. And this would
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Speaker 1: be the silent treatment on the most grand of scales
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Speaker 1: and the most grand of days, the grand final day.
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Speaker 4: A lot of people reacting differently in the comments, fellas.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. You know... Well, it's a big idea, Keezy. It
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Speaker 1: takes a lot to get your head around it.
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Speaker 4: Oh, it certainly does. This person here, Shelby, says, best
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Speaker 4: way to make a statement to the NRL.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
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Speaker 4: Laughy emoji. I don't know why she's laughing because this
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Speaker 4: is serious. Simon says, you obviously didn't pay $ 450 for
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Speaker 4: a ticket, $ 2, 000 on flights and $ 2, 000 on hotels, did you?
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Speaker 3: Wrong.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you did all that.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Mogi doesn't care, man. He's going to take the loss
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Speaker 4: on the tickets and the flights.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, because he doesn't care. Someone here is saying 50
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Speaker 4: cent level trolling. Are we trolling?
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Speaker 1: Are we not trolling? Well, I think that's sort of
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Speaker 1: when 50 Cent, he bought out the first 20 rows
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Speaker 1: of a Ja Rule concert. Oh, that's right. So when
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Speaker 1: Ja Rule came out, he had to perform to the
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Speaker 1: first 20 rows were all empty.
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Speaker 3: How good. I'd never heard that before.
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Speaker 1: That's great.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good stuff.
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Speaker 4: But a lot of people saying, great idea.
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Speaker 1: This one here, Keezy. This is the sookiest, most pathetic
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Speaker 1: thing I've seen in League. Well done. Yeah. It's hard
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Speaker 1: not to get on board for this level of pettiness.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 4: This person here, I was planning to still go, but
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Speaker 4: I might not now.
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Speaker 1: See, we're changing lives. Absolutely, mate.
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Speaker 3: And this is the thing with big, bold ideas. As
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Speaker 3: you say, Moki, you know, you've got to be brave
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Speaker 3: to take them. They'll always be the naysayers, if you will.
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Speaker 3: That will be like, oh, no, go, you sulky little bastards.
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Speaker 3: But no, it's a silent, powerful protest.
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Speaker 1: This one here, five empty seats right here doing my bit. Boom. Backbone.
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Speaker 1: That is backbone.
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Speaker 3: At the wars.
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Speaker 4: Well, this one, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Speaker 4: I thought I was petty, but this would be epic.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Correct. It would be epic.
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Speaker 4: So the Aussies are on board with it, fellas.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. I think so.
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Speaker 4: So, look, I'm excited. I can't wait to watch the
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Speaker 4: grand final. Flick it on, see it half empty, and
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Speaker 4: then turn it off again.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely. So the message is, if you've got mates
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Speaker 1: or family that are going, send the reel to them
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Speaker 1: or give them a bell and just tell them, man,
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Speaker 1: the silent protest is on. The silent protest is on.
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Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 3: Radio here there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
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Speaker 3: Thursday afternoon. The time is 4.26 and fellas, I had
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Speaker 3: a strange encounter today. Strange encounters of the hoity.
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Speaker 1: My wife was at work.
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Speaker 3: And after lying on the couch for several hours with
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Speaker 3: my hands down my trackies, I decided that I needed
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Speaker 3: to go and get some dinner ingredients.
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Speaker 1: Did you wash your hands first?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 4: Did you put proper pants on?
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Speaker 1: Yes. Nice. But I didn't shower. Gross. Kept my filthy
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Speaker 1: undies on.
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Speaker 3: Anyway, I came up, got my car out of the
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Speaker 3: car park, which I don't often do, and went to
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Speaker 3: what you might describe as an upmarket kind of supermarket.
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Speaker 3: I don't want to name names.
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Speaker 1: Is it one that we've been pronouncing wrong for our
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Speaker 1: whole lives?
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good.
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Speaker 3: Anyway, I got various items, and I was going up
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Speaker 3: to the counter, and as I got to the counter
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Speaker 3: to pay, this very.
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Speaker 3: Eccentric older lady came up to my counter and went
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Speaker 3: straight up to the woman at the counter.
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Speaker 1: Now, when I say.
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Speaker 3: Eccentric, I'd say she would be about 70s, in her 70s,
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Speaker 3: dressed very, very extravagantly.
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Speaker 1: Sort of an entitled ear to her.
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Speaker 3: Yes, you could say that. Massive big sunnies. She was
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Speaker 3: wearing sunglasses.
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Speaker 1: Inside.
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Speaker 3: Inside the supermarket. And her clothing had a kind of
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Speaker 3: safari theme.
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Speaker 1: Nice.
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Speaker 4: Right, so leopard print stuff.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
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Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. When I looked at it, I went,
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Speaker 3: that's a bold look. It's a bold look. Anyway, she
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Speaker 3: totted up to the counter there and she said, has
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Speaker 3: someone handed in a credit card? And the woman behind
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Speaker 3: the counter went, no, I don't think so. And she said, oh,
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Speaker 3: I was just in here and I seem to have
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Speaker 3: lost my credit card.
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Speaker 1: And the woman behind the counter went, oh, okay, well,
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Speaker 1: I'll go and check.
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Speaker 3: And she went and got this box and came back
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Speaker 3: and she had a bag, like a plastic bag full
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Speaker 3: of cards.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 3: And she said, well, you can look in there, but
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Speaker 3: no one's handed one in since you've left. And then
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Speaker 3: this old woman looked at me and she said, have
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Speaker 3: you got it?
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Speaker 1: And I went, no. Did you?
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 3: Because she came in from the, you know, the entrance.
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Speaker 1: I was coming from the aisle.
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Speaker 3: So it was like, and she was like, oh, I
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Speaker 3: thought you were behind me. But no, that's okay. And
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Speaker 3: she was effing and jeffing looking through the.
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Speaker 1: They let her go through other people's cards.
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Speaker 3: Well, it was just all these cards. Yeah. But she
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Speaker 3: didn't take. Well, I don't know.
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Speaker 1: She could have just taken anyone.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Because she took it to the sort of side area
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Speaker 3: where there was boxes and stuff. It was rifling through it.
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Speaker 3: And she said, no, no, it's not here. And gave
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Speaker 3: it back to her and sort of totted off. And
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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, how about that? I got accused
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Speaker 3: of theft. It's outrageous.
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Speaker 1: I mean, you've got to look about you, man.
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Speaker 3: Well, the irony is, actually, on this particular day, I
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Speaker 3: actually had thieved something. Right.
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Speaker 1: Just old habit, you know? Chips?
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Speaker 3: No, no. It was a sourdough baguette, which I'd shoved
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Speaker 3: down the front of my pants there.
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Speaker 1: But fortunately, no one could tell the difference. So I
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Speaker 1: got away with it. Was this whole thing.
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Speaker 4: Just to set up so you can make a joke
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Speaker 4: about having a massive downstairs.
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Speaker 1: I think the point here is it's no joke, Keezy.
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Speaker 1: Stealing isn't funny, Keezy. Oh, come on.
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Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 3: We've no more there on the Hodaki Big Show this
12:44
Speaker 3: Thursday afternoon.
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Speaker 1: The time is 4.39.
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Speaker 3: Now listen, the Big Show's got together with our mates
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Speaker 3: from Emerson's Brewery again, fellas. And they've made a hazy
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Speaker 3: ale and they need a name for it.
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Speaker 1: I think I'll have myself a beer.
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Speaker 3: Big Show.
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Speaker 2: The Radio Hauraki Big Show.
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Speaker 1: Name our beer. Anything to add to that, Keezy? Nah, nah,
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Speaker 1: he nailed it.
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Speaker 3: What is it?
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Speaker 4: A tropical hazy pale ale.
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Speaker 1: Oh, pale ale.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, yeah.
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Speaker 4: It's a hazy ale.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 4: But it's tropically hazy and it's a pale ale.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Fruity for the summer.
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Speaker 4: Certainly is. It's to celebrate the 2026 Dunedin Craft Beer
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Speaker 4: and Food Festival. They're making it special for the big show.
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Speaker 4: It just needs a name. Text the name through to 3483.
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Speaker 1: We've got a whole heap of.
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Speaker 4: Great Emerson's hoodies to give away, so you might as
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Speaker 4: well get stuck in. Now, before we read some names,
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Speaker 4: we've actually got Xavier from Nelson on the line.
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Speaker 1: G'day, Xavier, you mad bastard. How's life? Yeah, good. Yourself?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, good.
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Speaker 1: Thanks, mate.
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Speaker 3: Good, good. What do you do for a crust, Xavier?
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Speaker 1: Data and systems engineer. Oh, yeah, backbone, backbone.
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Speaker 3: You got a name for us.
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Speaker 1: Do you?
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Speaker 2: Mogi's Hazy Stinkhole.
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Speaker 1: Mogi's Hazy Stinkhole. I like that because what... Do you?
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Speaker 1: What that does is it sort of refers to the
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Speaker 1: sinkhole that was around the corner of my place. There's
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Speaker 1: a sinkhole there. They're still working on it. They've also
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Speaker 1: now closed the footpaths. They can't even walk down there anymore.
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Speaker 1: Shocking bastards. Which is a mogi's stinkhole. But if you
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Speaker 1: chuck a hazy in it, mogi's hazy stinkhole. Now, does
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Speaker 1: the word stinkhole somehow relate to any kind of beer?
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Speaker 1: Not really.
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Speaker 3: Longboat.
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Speaker 1: It's a long bow, but it's got a ring to it.
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Speaker 4: Hey, Xavier, thanks, mate.
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Speaker 1: It's certainly got a ring to it.
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Speaker 4: You've got yourself an Emerson's hoodie, all right?
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Speaker 1: You have a good day. Cheers, Casey.
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Speaker 3: Same to you.
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Speaker 1: You're a backbone. Yeah, good stuff.
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Speaker 4: A lot of text coming through, fellas. They're not much better. Sorry,
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Speaker 4: what was that name again?
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Speaker 3: Mogi's Hazy Stinkhole.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought so.
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Speaker 4: I don't want to wrap my lips around one of them, man.
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Speaker 1: It's disgusting. Of course you do, man. Once you've had
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Speaker 1: one of those bastards. It's not going back.
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Speaker 4: The good news is, fellas, the text, far more classy
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Speaker 4: than that.
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Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Hazy Mangina.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good. What the hell? How do you get to that?
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Speaker 1: How do you get to that? I don't know, man.
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Speaker 1: It's got nothing to do with beer.
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Speaker 4: Jase's Juicy Backside, done as the douche. Easy Weezy Keezy
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Speaker 4: Pale Ale. I'm pretty sure every single one we've had
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Speaker 4: so far has somehow been downstairs related.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
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Speaker 4: Call the Beer Hazy Nip 69.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's upstairs.
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Speaker 4: Throbber Juice. Jizz Down Under. What? Hoyt Hops and Honkers. Although, fellas,
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Speaker 4: I did have a message from a listener over in London, actually.
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Speaker 4: Her name is Claudia, and she sent one through.
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Speaker 1: She sent it up.
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Speaker 4: No, just Claudia. And she says, hey, Keezy, I can't
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Speaker 4: text because I'm overseas, but I'd like the beer to
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Speaker 4: be called Chili Dog. So when someone asks what you're drinking,
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Speaker 4: you can say, I'm sucking on a Chili Dog.
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Speaker 3: Sucking on a Chili Dog.
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Speaker 1: Sucking on a Chili Dog. Sucking on a Chili Dog.
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Speaker 4: Which is a John Mellencamp reference.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff. Well, keep those. I think we're out
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Speaker 1: of ideas.
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Speaker 4: Well, look, Yummy Boy Nectar. F-ing and Jeff-ing hazy.
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Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying, though?
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Speaker 4: Paranormal haze. Sleepy hazy. The frothy frobber. Hazy daisy. Dooge, dooge, haze.
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Speaker 4: There's lots of good names coming through. We get the point.
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Speaker 1: 3483. Keep them coming.
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Speaker 4: We're going to dish out some Emerson's hoodies. Get stuck in.
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Speaker 1: Beautiful.
16:22
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy.
16:25
Speaker 3: Tune in weekdays at 4 on Pluto there on the
16:30
Speaker 3: Hodaki Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
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Speaker 1: Fellas, let's talk TV.
16:36
Speaker 3: What's on the telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah! That's right.
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Speaker 5: Fellas?
16:49
Speaker 1: Last night, fellas, I watched a movie. Don't watch many
16:53
Speaker 1: of those these days, but there I was. It's called
16:57
Speaker 1: Moss and Freud. This story is about supermodel Kate Moss.
17:03
Speaker 1: She embarks on a journey of self-discovery when acclaimed artist
17:06
Speaker 1: Lucian Freud offers to paint her portrait. Okay. You like that?
17:13
Speaker 1: What made you want to watch that? Well, my wife
17:16
Speaker 1: wanted to watch it. And sometimes, Kezi, you've got to
17:19
Speaker 1: do things you don't like, man. Yeah, Kezi. But it
17:22
Speaker 1: had a... It had an air of promise around it,
17:26
Speaker 1: I've got to say. It's made by a Kiwi guy
17:28
Speaker 1: who apparently won an Academy Award for a short film,
17:31
Speaker 1: which I don't remember hearing about because you'd think we
17:33
Speaker 1: would have made a massive deal over it. But it's
17:37
Speaker 1: sort of a co-production. So weirdly, it's sort of funded
17:39
Speaker 1: by the New Zealand Film Commission, or a portion of
17:41
Speaker 1: it is, to support a New Zealand filmmaker, but it's
17:44
Speaker 1: entirely set in London.
17:45
Speaker 3: Right.
17:46
Speaker 1: There and thereabouts, which I normally would tell a New
17:48
Speaker 1: Zealand story, Keezy. Anyway, there you are. It looks good.
17:55
Speaker 1: It looks good. The lady who plays Kate Moss is
17:58
Speaker 1: really good, but it seems to be a lot of
18:00
Speaker 1: trying to drill down on the fact that she's a
18:02
Speaker 1: party girl, number one. She smokes a lot of cigarettes.
18:05
Speaker 1: She does. She smokes a lot of ciggies in the skeezy,
18:09
Speaker 1: and she likes to throw her head back and laugh
18:11
Speaker 1: a lot, and that's pretty much all I took out
18:13
Speaker 1: of it. It sounds boring. It took a while to
18:18
Speaker 1: get anywhere, and I'm not sure it ever did. Is
18:21
Speaker 1: that a story worth turning into a movie?
18:23
Speaker 4: Because I feel like nowadays they're just sort of looking
18:26
Speaker 4: for anything.
18:27
Speaker 1: Well, absolutely. There's a million stories out there to be told.
18:31
Speaker 1: I guess this is an interesting... He was the grandson
18:35
Speaker 1: of Sigmund Freud, so that's interesting. He was a successful
18:39
Speaker 1: artist in his own right, absolutely. And he photographed Hitler,
18:44
Speaker 1: which is an interesting thing as well. But that sort
18:45
Speaker 1: of makes up about three sentences of chat. I don't know.
18:50
Speaker 1: Maybe not for me. I'll be honest with you. I'll
18:52
Speaker 1: leave my wife to it. I'll give it a two
18:55
Speaker 1: and a... I think if you're into Kate Moss, you'd
18:57
Speaker 1: love it. If you're also into nudity, you probably might
19:00
Speaker 1: love it as well. Okay, what was this on? That's
19:05
Speaker 1: on Apple. I think it was $ 2. 99. That's cheap. I've
19:09
Speaker 1: got to sort that subscription out. So that was Moss
19:14
Speaker 1: and Freud. Okay.
19:16
Speaker 3: Moss and Freud.
19:17
Speaker 1: I just wrote that in the chat.
19:18
Speaker 3: Hey, fellas. I stumbled upon a romantic movie today.
19:24
Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. Was it Boston Freud? If you
19:26
Speaker 1: say it's Sheena, I'm going to slap you.
19:28
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't Sheena. It's called Last Chance Harvey, starring
19:34
Speaker 3: Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson. Yes, that's my reaction to.
19:40
Speaker 3: It's basically the story of, oh, where's it gone? Harvey Schein,
19:45
Speaker 3: who's a jingles writer, and he kind of loses his job.
19:49
Speaker 1: Sort of like. Show Us Your Crack.
19:51
Speaker 3: Yeah.
19:51
Speaker 1: Show Us Your Crack. He's sort of a Ben Boyce type.
19:54
Speaker 3: He wanted to be a famous jazz pianist, but he
19:57
Speaker 3: wasn't quite good enough, and he did jingles, but he
20:00
Speaker 3: loses his job.
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Speaker 1: Jazz pianist.
20:03
Speaker 3: And he's sitting in the bar, and he comes across
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Speaker 3: Emma Thompson, who works at the airport that he's in.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, long story short, it's very romantic and so forth.
20:12
Speaker 1: Was it romantic to you, James?
20:14
Speaker 3: I actually cried.
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Speaker 1: Oh.
20:16
Speaker 3: I genuinely cried because Shine, the character, Dustin Hoffman's character,
20:21
Speaker 3: he's got a daughter who's getting married, but they've grown
20:24
Speaker 3: really apart.
20:25
Speaker 1: Yeah.
20:26
Speaker 3: But they both actually really love each other. Yeah.
20:29
Speaker 1: But there's this.
20:32
Speaker 3: Her mother has remarried another guy, and she loves the
20:36
Speaker 3: other guy. He's kind of turned into her dad.
20:39
Speaker 1: Right.
20:40
Speaker 3: And there's this very sort of ooh moment where she's
20:42
Speaker 3: talking to the shine character, her actual dad, and says, Dad,
20:46
Speaker 3: I'm going to.
20:47
Speaker 1: Get Alex to walk me down the aisle. And it's like, ooh,
20:50
Speaker 1: that hurts.
20:51
Speaker 3: But anyway, there's a beautiful scene in the actual wedding
20:54
Speaker 3: where he's sort of seated far from the main table.
20:58
Speaker 3: and Alex, the stepdad, is up with her and stuff.
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Speaker 1: Is he sort of a bit of a winner, a
21:02
Speaker 1: bit younger, pretty cool?
21:03
Speaker 3: No, he's the same sort of age, but everyone loves
21:06
Speaker 3: him and blah, blah, blah. And he goes, ding, ding, ding, right,
21:09
Speaker 3: as father of the bride, blah, blah, blah. And then
21:14
Speaker 3: Dustin Hoffman character goes, ding, ding, ding, and stands up
21:19
Speaker 3: and says, with the greatest of respect, Alex, I'm her father.
21:24
Speaker 3: And actually does quite a beautiful speech to his daughter.
21:28
Speaker 3: And is very gracious to this other man, Alex. And
21:30
Speaker 3: it made me cry. Oh, that's good. I got all
21:33
Speaker 3: sentimental with it.
21:34
Speaker 1: That's nice.
21:35
Speaker 3: You know, look, it's a good... They're both really good actors,
21:38
Speaker 3: Thompson and Hoffman. And it's very sweet.
21:42
Speaker 1: Who played the stepfather? I can't remember his name.
21:45
Speaker 3: Yeah. He's familiar, but he's not that familiar.
21:49
Speaker 1: Right, okay. Good looking fella, though. Oh, I bet he is.
21:51
Speaker 3: Now, look. A solid three buzzies, Keezy.
21:53
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You cried. You can't give
21:55
Speaker 1: it three if it made you cry. Well, that was.
21:57
Speaker 3: Okay, look.
21:58
Speaker 4: You gave Sheena more than that.
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Speaker 1: You did. You gave Sheena.
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Speaker 3: Sheena had another effect on me, but look. Okay, I'll
22:06
Speaker 3: give it four buzzies.
22:07
Speaker 1: Good on you, mate.
22:08
Speaker 3: Thanks, mate.
22:08
Speaker 1: And that's out of a possible five.
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Speaker 3: I think your wife would really like it, Keezy. Samsung.
22:13
Speaker 4: Samsung TV.
22:14
Speaker 1: Cool.
22:14
Speaker 4: Hey, coming up after five, fellas, I've got quite a
22:17
Speaker 4: massive favour to ask of you guys. A massive favor
22:20
Speaker 4: to ask. Always got your hand out.
22:23
Speaker 1: I know, man. Far out.
22:25
Speaker 4: It involves doing something while I'm away on holiday, and
22:28
Speaker 4: it's huge.
22:29
Speaker 3: Okay, man.
22:30
Speaker 4: So I'm going to need your help.
22:35
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
22:40
Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're staggering through your
22:44
Speaker 3: Thursday afternoon. You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought
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22:48
Speaker 4: Handcrafted burgers, gourmet eats, loaded fries, all of which will
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Speaker 4: change the game.
22:54
Speaker 1: Re-Burger! I don't know, I just....
23:04
Speaker 3: What?
23:04
Speaker 1: I just sort of feel like Pugs is kind of.
23:06
Speaker 3: Because, you know, we're fans of his work and stuff.
23:10
Speaker 3: I just feel like he just gave me a sort
23:11
Speaker 3: of shoulder shrug there. Like, oh, no, man.
23:14
Speaker 1: Good enough. That'll do for now.
23:17
Speaker 4: Maybe he's just tapped out. You had a big one yesterday, man.
23:20
Speaker 4: You had like a 40-second one. You said barely anything
23:23
Speaker 4: about that, man.
23:24
Speaker 1: Can't even remember that one.
23:25
Speaker 5: Yeah.
23:27
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, man.
23:28
Speaker 3: Jeez, back off.
23:29
Speaker 1: Jeez. Back off. You know, I just looked over into...
23:32
Speaker 1: I looked over into B's studio before and he had
23:35
Speaker 1: a bag of chocolates and he was guzzling them.
23:39
Speaker 4: Salted peanuts, actually.
23:40
Speaker 1: The whole bag. Just absolutely opening his gullet and just
23:44
Speaker 1: absolutely giving himself death. I was throating it.
23:46
Speaker 4: It was, yeah, they were delicious.
23:48
Speaker 2: Pugs.
23:49
Speaker 1: That's enough. Come on, man. It's gross.
23:53
Speaker 4: Come on here and talk about guzzling chocolates?
23:57
Speaker 3: Jesus.
23:59
Speaker 1: It's not appropriate.
24:00
Speaker 3: We have a certain standard on this show. Do we? Massively. Massively.
24:05
Speaker 1: We do have a certain standard. Yes.
24:08
Speaker 4: Hey, fellas, coming up next, I've got a massive favour
24:11
Speaker 4: to ask of you guys. It might be the biggest
24:13
Speaker 4: favour I've ever asked. It might be the biggest favour
24:17
Speaker 4: I've ever asked of either of you.
24:18
Speaker 1: Keane. And you can always say no, of course. Yes.
24:22
Speaker 4: But it would help me out if you said yes.
24:24
Speaker 1: No. I haven't even asked you yet.
24:29
Speaker 3: I'm just getting in early, Keezy. Stone Temple Pilots.
24:35
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
24:39
Speaker 1: Yes, indeed.
24:40
Speaker 3: Jet there on the Hauraki Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
24:43
Speaker 1: The time is 5.13.
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Speaker 4: Fellas, I'm going on holiday in a couple of weeks' time.
24:47
Speaker 4: I'm going to Japan.
24:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
24:48
Speaker 3: Man.
24:49
Speaker 1: Which I'm very excited about. Yeah, I know.
24:50
Speaker 4: I'm fizzed up. I've never been before. I'm also, I've
24:55
Speaker 4: sold my house, my first house I've sold it, and
24:58
Speaker 4: I have to be out by the end of October, right?
25:01
Speaker 4: Which means the next few weeks are kind of, if
25:03
Speaker 4: I want to avoid maybe getting a rental in the interim,
25:07
Speaker 4: I have to basically find a house, buy it, and
25:11
Speaker 4: line it up so that I can move in at
25:12
Speaker 4: the end of next month. I'm also away on holiday
25:14
Speaker 4: for two weeks. So it's kind of, everything's happening at once.
25:18
Speaker 3: It's quite stressful.
25:19
Speaker 1: Yeah. You want Mogi and I to go on the holiday?
25:23
Speaker 4: Yeah.
25:23
Speaker 1: So you can stay at home. You think that's the
25:25
Speaker 1: favour I'm asking? Well, the thing about Elizabeth, you've got
25:27
Speaker 1: a huge decision coming up. You've got to buy a house.
25:30
Speaker 1: You can't buy a house if you're not here. I
25:31
Speaker 1: don't know if you know that. So the easiest thing
25:34
Speaker 1: is that Hoity Joe and I go on the holiday.
25:36
Speaker 5: Yeah.
25:36
Speaker 4: Well, then who's going to go on your Australia holiday
25:38
Speaker 4: with your family?
25:39
Speaker 1: Oh, my wife. Pugs could do that.
25:40
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, actually, pugs could do that, yeah, because we
25:42
Speaker 3: won't be here.
25:43
Speaker 1: So I stay here.
25:44
Speaker 5: Yeah.
25:45
Speaker 4: You and Mogi go on a cool trip that I've organised.
25:47
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, we'll make a few changes to the itinerary.
25:49
Speaker 1: I don't think we'll be aligned with, you know. Don't
25:51
Speaker 1: want to do the bullet train or anything.
25:54
Speaker 4: That's literally the how everyone gets okay uh anyway this
25:58
Speaker 4: is getting this is by the by yes uh an
26:02
Speaker 4: issue's popped up and this is something i was worried
26:03
Speaker 4: about a house has popped up that i quite.
26:05
Speaker 1: Like okay yeah um now i'm away.
26:09
Speaker 4: This weekend in christchurch which is really annoying because that's
26:11
Speaker 4: when the open homes are uh and then next weekend
26:15
Speaker 4: i fly to japan so i'm gonna have to organize
26:17
Speaker 4: a private viewing next week at some point i've still
26:19
Speaker 4: got to organize it um And then the auction happens
26:23
Speaker 4: while I'm still in Japan.
26:24
Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Gotcha.
26:26
Speaker 4: So I've done some research into this, and I can
26:29
Speaker 4: be on the phone at the auction, and they can
26:32
Speaker 4: sort of scan or fax me across all the documents
26:35
Speaker 4: to sign and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But it's
26:38
Speaker 4: recommended that you have a trusted person there.
26:40
Speaker 1: A man on the ground, as it were. Somebody to
26:42
Speaker 1: hold the phone?
26:43
Speaker 4: It doesn't have to be a man.
26:44
Speaker 1: Or a woman. Okay, a woman. Great.
26:48
Speaker 4: In this case, it would be men.
26:50
Speaker 1: Yes.
26:51
Speaker 4: I was thinking maybe you guys could attend the auction.
26:54
Speaker 4: I'll be on the phone, and I will have signed
26:56
Speaker 4: everything and given you authority to bid on my part.
26:59
Speaker 3: Well, don't sign anything before it's decided.
27:03
Speaker 1: On that note, Keezy, I don't know if we need
27:05
Speaker 1: you on the phone. What do you mean? Well, because
27:08
Speaker 1: you're on holiday, and it's a massive distraction. I think
27:11
Speaker 1: you just send us along, and then you come home,
27:12
Speaker 1: and you move into your new house.
27:14
Speaker 4: But obviously, if the price gets out of reach, I
27:17
Speaker 4: don't want to buy it.
27:18
Speaker 1: Well, obviously. But then you just set a limit and
27:20
Speaker 1: you stick to the limit. It doesn't require you. If
27:23
Speaker 1: the limit is the limit, what's the problem?
27:26
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, if there's one thing I know, Keezy, it's auctions.
27:30
Speaker 3: All right?
27:31
Speaker 4: Every time you've gone to auction, Jase, you've accidentally bought
27:33
Speaker 4: the wrong thing.
27:35
Speaker 3: So, yeah, I mean, Mogi's absolutely right.
27:38
Speaker 4: No, no, look, I'd prefer if I was on the
27:40
Speaker 4: phone because I can watch a live stream as well.
27:41
Speaker 4: I can see it all. I'm on the phone, so
27:43
Speaker 4: it's like I'm there. I just need a couple of
27:45
Speaker 4: warm bodies there.
27:46
Speaker 1: Right.
27:47
Speaker 4: Just raising the old hand, and then you say, oh,
27:49
Speaker 4: you know, the bidding's up to this much. I go,
27:51
Speaker 4: add 10 grand or something, and then you bid. Is
27:53
Speaker 4: that okay?
27:54
Speaker 1: I don't really like being micromanaged like that. I just
27:57
Speaker 1: want to have a little chat, and then you just
27:58
Speaker 1: set us free. You'll set us free in the auction room.
28:02
Speaker 4: I'd love to set you free, Moggy, but just not
28:05
Speaker 4: in this particular situation.
28:06
Speaker 1: There's too much on the line. I think you'll be
28:08
Speaker 1: holding on too tight, Keezy. I think you'll bugger it up.
28:11
Speaker 1: I'll bugger it up. I think you'll butcher it, man.
28:13
Speaker 1: Already I've got a vibe like you're going to pay
28:15
Speaker 1: too much. That's the vibe I'm getting. Because I can
28:18
Speaker 1: hear you panic, can't I, down the phone line. You're
28:21
Speaker 1: very sweaty at the moment too, Keezy. I can just
28:23
Speaker 1: tell that. Jason and I ooze a certain amount of
28:26
Speaker 1: cool when it comes to this sort of thing. Totally, man.
28:29
Speaker 3: Can you read this face, Keezy?
28:31
Speaker 1: Can you read it? No, you can't, can you? God
28:34
Speaker 1: knows what's going on in there. Yeah.
28:37
Speaker 4: There's so many lines as well. It'll take me an
28:39
Speaker 4: eternity to read it. But fellas, I was hoping that
28:44
Speaker 4: maybe you would agree to doing that.
28:45
Speaker 1: How about this? Instead of... Why don't we do a
28:48
Speaker 1: practice run? A dummy run. Dummy run, all right? Yeah, okay.
28:51
Speaker 4: I'll be on the phone. We'll have someone playing an auctioneer,
28:53
Speaker 4: maybe Mogi. Yeah. And Jase, you're bidding on my behalf.
28:56
Speaker 1: All right? Sure, man. No problem. Let's do that next. Oh, yeah,
29:02
Speaker 1: a bit of wheeze.
29:03
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
29:06
Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
29:08
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, the Foo Fighters there on the Hodaki Big
29:11
Speaker 3: Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is 5.25, which means
29:15
Speaker 3: it's time for... Quiet on set. Sound speed. Lights.
29:20
Speaker 1: Camera. Action.
29:22
Speaker 3: Now it's time for the Big Show Improv.
29:27
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the scenario.
29:29
Speaker 3: Keezy's going to be overseas in Japan, and there's a
29:32
Speaker 3: house that he's very interested in buying. There's going to
29:35
Speaker 3: be an auction while he's away, and he wants to
29:38
Speaker 3: know if one of us or both of us... us, Mogi,
29:41
Speaker 3: could go to the live auction and have him on
29:43
Speaker 3: the phone so potentially we could bid for him.
29:46
Speaker 1: That's right. And look, it's an honour. It's a responsibility.
29:49
Speaker 1: Can I say that? Sure is. Our feeling is we're
29:52
Speaker 1: better off just leaving Keezy out of it completely because
29:55
Speaker 1: he's going to bugger up because he stresses out too much.
29:57
Speaker 1: He does. He does. But he's insisting, so we're going
29:59
Speaker 1: to give it a little go. So I guess we
30:02
Speaker 1: rip in. I'm going to be the auctioneer today. Yeah, nice.
30:05
Speaker 1: I've got Pugs on here. He's going to be a
30:06
Speaker 1: little bit of a bitter there, Jase. You're going to
30:08
Speaker 1: be holding the phone and talking to Keezy. Yeah. Keezy,
30:11
Speaker 1: can you hear us, mate?
30:13
Speaker 3: G'day, guys.
30:13
Speaker 4: Yeah, loud and clear.
30:14
Speaker 3: Whereabouts in Japan are you?
30:18
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm just in Tokyo, man. Okay, cool. Bloody good,
30:22
Speaker 1: all right. Well, let's wrap in, eh? Yes, man. And action.
30:29
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to today's auction. What an opportunity
30:32
Speaker 1: we have here before us. A once-in-a-generation chance to own
30:36
Speaker 1: what can only really be described as a house. Freestanding
30:42
Speaker 1: for now. Three bedrooms, original. Original kitchen, original bathroom, north-facing deck,
30:49
Speaker 1: south-facing mould, and lovely indoor-outdoor flow through a hole in
30:53
Speaker 1: the lounge wall.
30:55
Speaker 3: What?
30:57
Speaker 1: That wasn't there before. Something of a do-up, you could say,
30:59
Speaker 1: but in the right hands, I think you could raise
31:03
Speaker 1: a really happy family with sort of a certain amount
31:06
Speaker 1: of sickness in the children to start off with, given
31:08
Speaker 1: the chill. Okay, we'll get ourselves underway here. Who's going
31:13
Speaker 1: to start me at $ 200, 000? Jase, Jase, Jase, open the bidding, man.
31:17
Speaker 1: Open the bidding. Yes, $ 200, 000. Okay, $ 200, 000. Thank you, sir.
31:22
Speaker 1: We're underway. Do I see $ 250, 000? $ 250, 000. Ah, $ 250, 000. What's
31:24
Speaker 1: the limit here, Casey? At a quarter of a million dollars.
31:29
Speaker 1: Anybody else? Anybody else? Quarter of a million. No, no. Sorry, sir.
31:34
Speaker 1: Quarter of a million is also.
31:35
Speaker 3: Apologies.
31:36
Speaker 1: Sorry. Do you want to have another turn?
31:38
Speaker 4: Don't bid without asking me first, man.
31:40
Speaker 3: So go $ 300, 000.
31:41
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, $ 600, 000.
31:41
Speaker 3: $ 600, 000.
31:41
Speaker 1: Well, that's a hell of a leap. Certainly more than
31:43
Speaker 1: I'd be paid, but $ 600, 000, you sure? Yeah, absolutely. $ 600, 000
31:44
Speaker 1: it is.
31:44
Speaker 3: $ 600, 000 do I hear, $ 650, 000.
31:46
Speaker 1: $ 650, 000. $ 650, 000. $ 650, 000. $ 650, 000. This gentleman over here. Anybody else? Jase. $ 950, 000. $ 950, 000.
32:02
Speaker 1: Don't worry about this, Keezy.
32:05
Speaker 3: I've got this, mate.
32:07
Speaker 1: This man knows more than I do. I tell you what.
32:10
Speaker 1: Reminder here, gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, you're not simply buying
32:13
Speaker 1: a house. You're buying a project. Okay? This is something
32:16
Speaker 1: special that you're going to be doing for years.
32:19
Speaker 3: $ 1, 050, 000.
32:19
Speaker 1: Jase, you're already winning.
32:23
Speaker 5: Hey.
32:23
Speaker 1: $ 1, 050, 000 to the man who was already leading the bidding.
32:25
Speaker 1: Anybody else?
32:27
Speaker 3: Jase, I'm out.
32:28
Speaker 1: $ 1, 100, 000. $ 1, 100, 000. Leave him.
32:30
Speaker 4: Leave him.
32:31
Speaker 1: I don't want it. It's too expensive.
32:34
Speaker 3: Sorry, what was that? What was the price?
32:37
Speaker 1: Currently sitting at $ 1, 100, 000.
32:38
Speaker 4: Jase, Jase, walk out of there.
32:41
Speaker 3: $ 1, 400, 000. $ 1, 400, 000. Hang up the phone. Wait, no, don't hang
32:46
Speaker 3: up the phone.
32:47
Speaker 1: Walk out of the auction room.
32:48
Speaker 3: $ 2, 000, 000.
32:48
Speaker 1: Sold.
32:48
Speaker 4: Sold. What?
32:55
Speaker 3: You didn't even give him a chance.
32:56
Speaker 1: Sold. Congratulations, Keezy. Yes. Congratulations, man.
33:02
Speaker 5: Jeez.
33:03
Speaker 3: Yes, Keezy. We did it, mate.
33:04
Speaker 1: Cutting there. But what a great, what a treat. That
33:08
Speaker 1: was shit.
33:09
Speaker 3: $ 2 million. I tell you, that's a bargain.
33:14
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33:18
Speaker 3: Bush there on the Hauraki Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
33:22
Speaker 1: The time is 5.38.
33:24
Speaker 3: Exactly.
33:25
Speaker 1: Fellas, as you know, I've been having ongoing issues with
33:27
Speaker 1: my sleep as a result of having a tui parked
33:31
Speaker 1: up outside of my window in the surrounding trees there.
33:35
Speaker 1: Starts his day off around about 4am.
33:39
Speaker 3: Yes.
33:39
Speaker 1: Gets to chirping and singing. Apparently it's because he wants
33:42
Speaker 1: to do a little bit of shagging. You heard about shagging, Keith?
33:45
Speaker 1: A little bit of loving.
33:47
Speaker 4: Oh, I've heard of it. Certainly heard it.
33:49
Speaker 1: I've read about it. And also just wants to let
33:54
Speaker 1: other male birds know that this is his patch.
33:56
Speaker 3: Yes.
33:57
Speaker 1: And that annoys me a little bit because that means
33:59
Speaker 1: that if it's his patch, then I'm being dominated.
34:03
Speaker 3: Yes.
34:03
Speaker 1: Because I'm a male. He's done you there. He's doing
34:06
Speaker 1: me every day. He's absolutely done you there. Waking me
34:08
Speaker 1: up in the morning, doing me, 4 a.m. at Tui.
34:11
Speaker 1: Are you telling me a tui is better than old mogi?
34:13
Speaker 1: At the moment, yes. Yeah. I'm getting done. Yeah. By
34:16
Speaker 1: a bird. Now, it occurred to me that the solution
34:22
Speaker 1: to my problem has been hiding under my not insignificant
34:26
Speaker 1: beak this whole time. Oh, okay. And it's old hoity jizz. Oh! Now,
34:31
Speaker 1: hoity jizz, for those of you who don't know, haven't
34:33
Speaker 1: been listening to the show for a while, hoity jay
34:36
Speaker 1: invented scarecrowing.
34:38
Speaker 5: Yes.
34:39
Speaker 1: Back in the day, you used to wander through the
34:42
Speaker 1: rice paddies of Japan.
34:43
Speaker 4: No, it was Vietnam.
34:44
Speaker 1: Oh, Vietnam. I always get it mixed up. Sorry. You
34:48
Speaker 1: would scare off the crows, and you made a pretty penny.
34:50
Speaker 1: I did.
34:51
Speaker 4: And your technique was revolutionary. You'd have your arms out.
34:54
Speaker 3: Seriously, back in those days, more dong than I could take.
34:59
Speaker 1: And that's saying something. Oh, the currency.
35:01
Speaker 3: Yes. What? What? Yes, the currency.
35:05
Speaker 1: Now, of course, you made an absolute fortune over the
35:07
Speaker 1: course of a couple of years there until people worked
35:10
Speaker 1: out that they could just sort of get a bit
35:12
Speaker 1: of string, tie two sticks together and chuck an old
35:14
Speaker 1: jersey on it and fling a sort of a hat
35:17
Speaker 1: on top of it.
35:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit of a straw hat or something.
35:20
Speaker 1: Sort of did the same thing. Well, they actually found
35:22
Speaker 1: out it did a better job. Anyway, I haven't got
35:26
Speaker 1: any of that stuff lying around the house. I was hoping,
35:28
Speaker 1: Hoity J, that you could come around to my place.
35:30
Speaker 1: I can hire you as a scarecrow. And you can
35:33
Speaker 1: stand out on my front deck there with your arms
35:36
Speaker 1: out and just scare this Tui off. How's that sound?
35:40
Speaker 1: Sounds really good, man. There's room and board in it
35:43
Speaker 1: for you, so you'll be living with me from now on.
35:45
Speaker 1: Lock it in. Ah, very keen. What about your wife? Pardon?
35:50
Speaker 1: What about your wife and your daughter? What will they do?
35:52
Speaker 1: They'll be fine, man.
35:53
Speaker 3: We're not talking at the moment.
35:56
Speaker 1: Still silent treatment?
36:01
Speaker 5: Um.
36:01
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, something's got to be done. And, Jase, in
36:04
Speaker 1: terms of your family, I think that's fine. They know
36:05
Speaker 1: you're away earning the big bucks. Yeah, totally. When I
36:07
Speaker 1: say the big bucks, I mean room and board. I'm
36:09
Speaker 1: off bringing home the dong, darling.
36:11
Speaker 4: I see you insist on getting paid in dong.
36:13
Speaker 3: That's just the only currency I know.
36:18
Speaker 4: You've lived in New Zealand for almost 40 years.
36:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've got cards for New Zealand keys.
36:22
Speaker 1: Yeah, right. That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:24
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're keen to do it?
36:25
Speaker 1: Yeah. What time are you thinking? Well, I mean- When
36:28
Speaker 1: would you like me there? Look, I'll give you time
36:30
Speaker 1: to not tell your wife about it because you're giving
36:32
Speaker 1: her the silent treatment, but to write a note and
36:34
Speaker 1: leave it on the kitchen counter before you walk out
36:36
Speaker 1: the door. It'll start Monday. Monday, yeah. Monday. You come
36:40
Speaker 1: around after work and then 4 a.m. I think you
36:43
Speaker 1: should probably be out there about 2 a.m. Yep, sweet.
36:45
Speaker 1: But I'll be buggered if I'm going to get done
36:47
Speaker 1: by a two-week. So you're going to go round to mogies? Yeah, yeah, totally.
36:52
Speaker 1: That's not an issue.
36:53
Speaker 3: Make me a coffee, though, at some point. Oh, yeah?
36:55
Speaker 1: Just not too strong.
36:59
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37:03
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
37:05
Speaker 3: Joy Division there on the Hodaki Big Show this Thursday afternoon,
37:09
Speaker 3: the time 5.48.
37:10
Speaker 1: Fellas, just having a little bit of a chat there
37:12
Speaker 1: about the fact that I've got this Tui that's doing
37:14
Speaker 1: me every day. Yes. Outside my window, 4 a.m. singing.
37:18
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a mate and being territorial. Being
37:20
Speaker 1: territorial over what I have to say is my territory.
37:23
Speaker 3: Yes.
37:24
Speaker 1: But I don't get up and shout at the Tui,
37:26
Speaker 1: do I? And wake it up. Why is it taking
37:28
Speaker 1: the piss out of me? Yeah. So we came up
37:30
Speaker 1: with one solution. That is that, Jase, you're going to
37:32
Speaker 1: move in with me room and board there. And you're
37:36
Speaker 1: going to be a scarecrow for me. So that's step one.
37:39
Speaker 1: What we really need to happen, I don't know if
37:41
Speaker 1: that's a long-term solution, though, you know? Oh, I'm keen.
37:44
Speaker 1: But what we need to do is find a solution.
37:47
Speaker 1: We need to get this Tui mated up.
37:49
Speaker 4: Well, we could do that and another solution at the
37:52
Speaker 4: same time.
37:52
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying. So while Jase is scarecrowing,
37:55
Speaker 1: I was thinking, Kezi, and we've had a text through
37:57
Speaker 1: here on 3483 about this, the idea being that we
38:01
Speaker 1: get your pigeon that you bought that did a bunch
38:05
Speaker 1: of racing down south completely unsuccessfully. and we get it
38:10
Speaker 1: up here, and we paint it up to look like
38:13
Speaker 1: a tui, and then chuck it in the nest with
38:16
Speaker 1: this bastard, and that might shut him up.
38:19
Speaker 4: Right, okay.
38:19
Speaker 1: So a mating situation. Yeah, okay.
38:22
Speaker 4: First of all, that's a great text on 3483. I
38:24
Speaker 4: think we should give them a Reburger voucher.
38:26
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, nice.
38:27
Speaker 1: Is that Keezy on all beaks looking over his wing
38:29
Speaker 1: with me, Keezy? No, it's Keezy on all wings looking
38:32
Speaker 1: over his beak. Oh, yeah, sorry.
38:33
Speaker 3: I always get that confused.
38:34
Speaker 1: On all beaks.
38:35
Speaker 4: That's right, my racing pigeon. And now the season's over.
38:38
Speaker 3: Yes.
38:39
Speaker 4: I paid $ 400. Surely I own the pigeon.
38:42
Speaker 1: Well, totally you do, mate. 100% you do.
38:44
Speaker 4: Okay, so the issue with the pigeon is if I
38:47
Speaker 4: drive down to Oamaru to the bird club there and
38:49
Speaker 4: pick it up, my rightful property, it'll fly home again.
38:53
Speaker 1: No, no, no. I think this is a trick, you see.
38:55
Speaker 1: I think you need to fly it up here. You
38:58
Speaker 1: need to fly it up here. Fly it up? Yeah,
39:00
Speaker 1: fly it up. It should fly by itself. I don't
39:01
Speaker 1: see why you should have to dry it. They've got wings, Keezy.
39:03
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
39:04
Speaker 1: Have wings, we'll fly.
39:06
Speaker 4: I know that it has wings and it can fly,
39:08
Speaker 4: but it's a homing pigeon, and the way it works
39:10
Speaker 4: is it goes back to wherever it came out of
39:12
Speaker 4: its egg.
39:12
Speaker 1: It goes back to its nest, wherever it was raised.
39:14
Speaker 1: You write an address down on a bit of paper,
39:16
Speaker 1: you tie it around its neck, and you say, go home.
39:18
Speaker 1: You whisper to it. Oh, really? I thought it just
39:19
Speaker 1: returned back to... No, no, no.
39:21
Speaker 3: I think fellas... That is a really good idea.
39:26
Speaker 1: Can I just add just a little finessing to it?
39:28
Speaker 3: Because we want the tui to take to Keezy.
39:33
Speaker 4: Keezy on all wings, looking over his beak with me, Keezy.
39:36
Speaker 1: And we can paint it up and make it look
39:38
Speaker 1: the part. That's right.
39:39
Speaker 3: How about when the pigeon first goes into the nest
39:43
Speaker 3: with the tui, you come across to Mogi's house and
39:47
Speaker 3: make up a little cheese platter. Some crackers, maybe some
39:53
Speaker 3: honey and water or something like that.
39:56
Speaker 4: Okay.
39:56
Speaker 3: Like, you know, just set the scene.
39:59
Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm there. I'm making a charcuterie board.
40:03
Speaker 1: Yes. Some margarita skewers.
40:05
Speaker 4: Some margarita skewers, maybe some sort of tiramisu or hearty
40:09
Speaker 4: beef lasagna.
40:10
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
40:12
Speaker 4: Jase is standing a few feet away from me with
40:13
Speaker 4: his arms out.
40:14
Speaker 1: Yep.
40:16
Speaker 4: And, Mogi, you're asleep, I'm assuming, hopefully?
40:18
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want the tui to get spooked, so
40:23
Speaker 1: I'll be staying well awake. Yeah, yeah, you stay out
40:25
Speaker 1: of it, Mogi.
40:25
Speaker 4: But I think me making a cheese board will spook it,
40:28
Speaker 4: don't you?
40:29
Speaker 1: No. No, no, I think that's absolutely fine because I've
40:33
Speaker 1: already warmed the bird up because I've already built the
40:36
Speaker 1: bird bath up there. It's got the disco ball up there.
40:40
Speaker 1: I even built a little sauna. Wow. Do you reckon... Now,
40:45
Speaker 1: this was with a view to attracting a mate, if
40:47
Speaker 1: you remember that. Yes, to get it done. We thought
40:48
Speaker 1: because it's a hideous looking Tui that it might get
40:51
Speaker 1: a mate because it's got a cool pad. That's right.
40:53
Speaker 1: That hasn't worked at all.
40:54
Speaker 4: When you say you built a sauna, you didn't just
40:56
Speaker 4: put a microwave up in the tree, did you?
40:59
Speaker 1: You mind your business, Keezy.
41:03
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41:07
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
41:09
Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive bag bones. Hope you're surviving your Thursday.
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41:38
Speaker 3: Do you think he did that one again because.
41:40
Speaker 1: We rocked him up a bit? He just banged that
41:42
Speaker 1: one out. That's actually an older one. Yeah, yeah, I know,
41:46
Speaker 1: but he put it back in the system.
41:47
Speaker 4: No, it's been in the system for ages.
41:49
Speaker 1: The main problem we've got here is that Keezy is
41:51
Speaker 1: the curator for the ones that get played. Actually, yeah.
41:55
Speaker 3: You're right, Mogi. Come on, Keezy.
41:57
Speaker 1: Pull it together, man. What are you guys having for dinner, man?
42:02
Speaker 3: I know, but wait. Before that, I want to ask
42:04
Speaker 3: a question. The Perth Bears... When did that happen? Does
42:11
Speaker 3: Perth have bears?
42:12
Speaker 1: No, it's from Northern Sydney. So the original club got
42:16
Speaker 1: dropped out of the ARL back in the day. The
42:19
Speaker 1: Northern Bears, they were called there. That club's been given
42:23
Speaker 1: a lifeline. It's going to be the new club in
42:25
Speaker 1: the NRL, but it has to go all the way
42:27
Speaker 1: over to Perth, which is a bit of a kick
42:28
Speaker 1: in the guts, to be honest.
42:30
Speaker 4: Yeah.
42:31
Speaker 1: They're a proud history. Yeah. One of the old clubs too,
42:35
Speaker 1: isn't it?
42:35
Speaker 4: So they're now over in Perth because they want to
42:37
Speaker 4: expand and cover more of Australia, not just have all
42:39
Speaker 4: the teams in one spot.
42:41
Speaker 1: Weakening the competition in the meantime and making it a
42:44
Speaker 1: worse product that goes on for too long.
42:45
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah.
42:45
Speaker 1: Adding more stuff to the mix. We've seen it with
42:48
Speaker 1: other competitions.
42:49
Speaker 4: And it's happening at the same time as the PNG
42:51
Speaker 4: Chiefs team, which they don't get taxed if you sign
42:54
Speaker 4: for them.
42:54
Speaker 1: You don't pay tax. Because nobody wants to go and
42:55
Speaker 1: play in Papua New Guinea, so you pay no tax.
42:58
Speaker 1: So they're trying to... It track plays at the same
43:00
Speaker 1: time as you're effectively winning the lottery if you're signed
43:03
Speaker 1: with Papua New Guinea. Right, okay.
43:04
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I did hear that.
43:05
Speaker 1: And it's been an absolute debacle. Yeah, yeah. Why do
43:09
Speaker 1: you pay no tax? Because that's a rule that the
43:12
Speaker 1: government of Australia has brought in for that specific team
43:15
Speaker 1: because the whole idea behind bringing in a PNG team
43:18
Speaker 1: is to give it a positioning within the Pacific because
43:22
Speaker 1: otherwise China was going to get in there with all
43:23
Speaker 1: their money and take over and then they'd have a
43:26
Speaker 1: position in the Pacific. So it's a completely political move.
43:29
Speaker 1: It's got nothing to do with sports. It's a disgrace.
43:33
Speaker 4: But in other news, I've been offered a contract to
43:36
Speaker 4: do radio over in PNG. I'm thinking about taking it.
43:38
Speaker 1: Oh, you should. You should, man. You'd go off over there.
43:41
Speaker 1: I was just joking. Do you guys like Ocubus? Oh, God.
43:46
Speaker 1: I used to.
43:46
Speaker 3: Well, too bad, all right?
43:49
Speaker 1: Suck on this.
43:51
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43:56
Speaker 3: Smashing pumpkins there on the Hodaki Big Show this Thursday evening.
44:00
Speaker 1: The time is 6.14.
44:01
Speaker 3: Keezy's not going to be doing the show tomorrow because
44:03
Speaker 3: he's going to be in Christchurch. And we were talking
44:06
Speaker 3: off air and he was saying that he's got a
44:10
Speaker 3: massive issue with his in-laws.
44:13
Speaker 1: Jase. Yeah. I don't know if we should be talking
44:16
Speaker 1: about this on air.
44:18
Speaker 3: I'll be honest. Sometimes we skirt the line on this show.
44:23
Speaker 3: This is making me uncomfortable.
44:24
Speaker 1: This is straight up the guts.
44:26
Speaker 3: Yeah.
44:26
Speaker 4: Well, maybe if you just hear me out, you'll realize
44:29
Speaker 4: it's not actually an issue at all.
44:31
Speaker 1: I don't know if we should.
44:32
Speaker 3: Okay.
44:34
Speaker 1: I don't want to.
44:37
Speaker 3: Make this any worse than it is.
44:39
Speaker 1: I worry for you.
44:40
Speaker 3: Yeah.
44:41
Speaker 4: Right. Well, perhaps if I just tell you the situation,
44:44
Speaker 4: maybe your worries will be put to rest.
44:48
Speaker 3: I just want to make sure. That before you get
44:52
Speaker 3: into this, you've spoken to your wife about it, this issue.
44:57
Speaker 1: Well, no, it's not an issue.
44:58
Speaker 4: I don't speak to my wife every time I talk
45:00
Speaker 4: about my in-laws. I'm not some sort of crybaby.
45:03
Speaker 1: Are you giving her the silent treatment?
45:05
Speaker 3: No.
45:06
Speaker 1: You said you're not talking to her.
45:07
Speaker 3: What?
45:07
Speaker 4: I said I don't talk to her every time I
45:09
Speaker 4: bring up my in-laws.
45:10
Speaker 1: God, you fall apart under questioning, Keezy. I do worry.
45:15
Speaker 4: Hey, so fellas, I've got an issue with my in-laws.
45:17
Speaker 1: Oh.
45:19
Speaker 4: Not really an issue, to be honest. No, tomorrow night,
45:22
Speaker 4: my wife is out with the girls having a girls' dinner.
45:25
Speaker 1: Isn't it a woman's dinner? What do you call that?
45:28
Speaker 1: How old is she? She's getting... She's... What? What were
45:32
Speaker 1: you saying?
45:36
Speaker 3: Huh?
45:36
Speaker 1: It's a girls.
45:36
Speaker 4: They call it girls' dinner.
45:38
Speaker 1: And apparently none of the partners... Not dinner with the girls?
45:41
Speaker 4: No, it's a girls' dinner is what she's calling it.
45:43
Speaker 4: And apparently the partners aren't allowed to go.
45:44
Speaker 1: Oh, you're good. Don't you?
45:46
Speaker 5: Well.
45:47
Speaker 1: Are you a girl, Keezy? Are you fuming about that?
45:51
Speaker 4: Traditionally, the partners were allowed to go, and now all
45:54
Speaker 4: of a sudden we're just doing girls' dinners. Why? Because
45:58
Speaker 4: the husbands and partners meet up and get way more
46:00
Speaker 4: steam than the girls and ruin it?
46:02
Speaker 1: Maybe. You're saying I'll fear that you're chalking that one
46:04
Speaker 1: up as a win.
46:06
Speaker 3: Didn't help matters with the in-laws, I can tell you. Well,
46:13
Speaker 3: come on, man, out with it.
46:19
Speaker 4: Nah, it's all good, actually.
46:20
Speaker 1: I've thought about it.
46:21
Speaker 4: I should probably check this with my wife before I
46:23
Speaker 4: talk about it, fellas, actually. You're right.
46:25
Speaker 1: So... Let's just, yeah. Just going to leave it at that, eh? Yeah,
46:31
Speaker 1: smart move. Dodged a bullet there.
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47:55
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Speaker 3: We're getting into that time of the year. I don't
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48:00
Speaker 1: I don't own one.
48:01
Speaker 3: Actually, neither do I.
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Speaker 1: There you go. And you've got no balcony or anything.
48:05
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48:06
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48:07
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48:09
Speaker 1: be around at Keezy's. Yeah, that's true.
48:10
Speaker 3: It's a new joint.
48:11
Speaker 4: I've never owned a barbecue.
48:13
Speaker 1: Have you not?
48:13
Speaker 4: And that's what I'm most excited about is this new
48:16
Speaker 4: place I hopefully buy will have an outdoor area. The
48:18
Speaker 4: first thing I'm doing is getting a barbecue.
48:20
Speaker 1: Is that the first thing you're doing?
48:22
Speaker 4: You should put your furniture in there and unpack all
48:25
Speaker 4: your boxes in there.
48:27
Speaker 1: And maybe pay your deposit and stuff. Yeah, talk to
48:30
Speaker 1: the lawyers. Sign the contract and all that. But the
48:33
Speaker 1: first thing you're going to do is buy a barbecue. Well,
48:37
Speaker 1: obviously not the first thing. I've never heard of that.
48:38
Speaker 3: No, that's interesting.
48:40
Speaker 1: Just a... What?
48:41
Speaker 3: Just on that front, by the way, Mogi and I,
48:44
Speaker 3: this is a bloody amazing prize.
48:46
Speaker 1: It is.
48:47
Speaker 3: We're going to give one of these away tomorrow on
48:49
Speaker 3: the show.
48:49
Speaker 1: Oh, that's right.
48:50
Speaker 3: So make sure you bloody do it, because how good
48:52
Speaker 3: would it be to get two and a half grand
48:54
Speaker 3: worth of stuff for summer?
48:55
Speaker 4: Well, this person here has gone to tradetester.co.nz and got
48:58
Speaker 4: a Hyundai wood chipper, 15 horsepower, 308 with an electric start, exactly.
49:04
Speaker 1: $ 2, 499.
49:04
Speaker 3: Wow.
49:04
Speaker 1: Now we're talking.
49:05
Speaker 3: So- I don't know what any of those are.
49:11
Speaker 4: A wood chipper.
49:12
Speaker 1: It's just one thing.
49:13
Speaker 3: What, you put wood and it turns it into chips?
49:15
Speaker 1: Yum, you love chips.
49:16
Speaker 4: Not potato chips, that's great for you man wood chips
49:19
Speaker 4: right yeah obviously got a massive garden they need to
49:21
Speaker 4: chip up wouldn't you just rent one well 100 i
49:27
Speaker 4: don't know what they're planning yeah.
49:29
Speaker 3: Maybe they're thinking of starting their own little business on
49:31
Speaker 3: the side with the wood chipper well that's what wood chipping.
49:36
Speaker 4: Tradetested.co.nz. Put a shopping list together up to $ 2, 500 and
49:40
Speaker 4: then upload it at hodaki.co.nz. And don't forget, make your
49:43
Speaker 4: debt great with Trade Tested, fellas.
49:46
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
49:49
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
49:52
Speaker 3: Green Day Big Show. Just trying something a bit different there, fellas.
49:56
Speaker 1: I didn't like it. On to the next one.
50:00
Speaker 3: Hey, listen. Massive night for me last night. And it's
50:05
Speaker 3: actually not just this particular restaurant. It's happening all over
50:09
Speaker 3: the city, I'm noticing.
50:10
Speaker 1: Right.
50:12
Speaker 3: I went to Hot Pot, as I said I was
50:13
Speaker 3: going to do last night.
50:15
Speaker 1: Now, that's a hot pot restaurant.
50:17
Speaker 3: Yes.
50:17
Speaker 4: And it's a Chinese type of meal where you get
50:19
Speaker 4: a whole lot of ingredients and put a hot soup
50:20
Speaker 4: in it.
50:21
Speaker 1: Yes.
50:21
Speaker 4: And you're addicted to it.
50:22
Speaker 3: I am. Anyway, I filled up and the woman saw
50:26
Speaker 3: me who runs the joint. She went, oh, and gave
50:29
Speaker 3: me a big sort of hello and smile. And I
50:31
Speaker 3: was like, oh, that's nice. And then I went up
50:35
Speaker 3: to the counter to order what broth I wanted with it.
50:38
Speaker 1: Broth boy. Broth boy, they call me. Do they?
50:43
Speaker 3: Broth creeper. Signature house medium. And I went, yes, that's right.
50:48
Speaker 3: She smiled and she said, you like it spicy. And
50:50
Speaker 3: I went, I do, I do.
50:52
Speaker 1: And I went, God.
50:53
Speaker 3: And everyone in this sort of restaurant just stopped and
50:56
Speaker 3: were like, woo, and clapping.
50:58
Speaker 1: They clapped you ordering a hot pot. And I was
51:00
Speaker 1: like high-fiving people.
51:02
Speaker 3: Yeah. Genuinely.
51:05
Speaker 1: It made me feel like a part of something. A community.
51:08
Speaker 1: A community, if you will. Of addicts.
51:10
Speaker 3: And I've actually noticed this around another cafe that I
51:14
Speaker 3: go to. They're now greeting me like a regular.
51:16
Speaker 1: Is that because you're a regular?
51:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm regular.
51:19
Speaker 1: Yeah.
51:19
Speaker 3: I'm there all the time, and I just wanted a
51:21
Speaker 3: few fellas. I can imagine, Keezy, that there must be
51:25
Speaker 3: bars around the place where you walk and they go, eee!
51:32
Speaker 4: Nah, I live out west and it's run by the
51:35
Speaker 4: Waitakere Trust.
51:36
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it sucks out there for bars.
51:37
Speaker 4: And there's like two bars.
51:39
Speaker 1: It sucks.
51:40
Speaker 4: But I was a member of the local RSA for
51:42
Speaker 4: a long time, about six years. And we'd walk in
51:46
Speaker 4: there and I remember there's some young fellas running the
51:49
Speaker 4: bar there and they'd sometimes recognise us and, you know, g'day,
51:52
Speaker 4: how you going? And the locals started recognising us as well.
51:54
Speaker 4: And this one guy came up and he's just like, oh, man,
51:57
Speaker 4: seen you around here a couple of times, eh? How
51:58
Speaker 4: often do you come here? And I'm like, oh, I
52:00
Speaker 4: come here quite a bit, you know, maybe like once
52:02
Speaker 4: or twice a month. He's like, oh, yeah, me. And
52:05
Speaker 4: then I was like, what about you? He's like, oh,
52:07
Speaker 4: six nights a week. Yeah. So I thought I was
52:10
Speaker 4: a regular.
52:11
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:11
Speaker 4: But he was a regular.
52:12
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a proper.
52:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:14
Speaker 1: That story doesn't feel true to me.
52:17
Speaker 5: What?
52:17
Speaker 4: Sorry, but people high-fiving you about hot pot. Did that
52:22
Speaker 4: actually happen?
52:23
Speaker 1: Yes, Keezy. Moki, have you ever been a regular? It
52:26
Speaker 1: was more of a lo-fi. It was a mix. Yeah,
52:29
Speaker 1: over the way here, actually, is the most recent one.
52:31
Speaker 3: Really?
52:31
Speaker 1: We've got the sushi shop over the road here. Oh, yes.
52:35
Speaker 1: It's got a half price from $ 3. 30. I wander in.
52:38
Speaker 4: Clear it out.
52:39
Speaker 1: Push to the front of the line. She sees me
52:42
Speaker 1: and says, ah.
52:43
Speaker 3: Yes.
52:44
Speaker 1: I've never had a woman so happy to see me.
52:47
Speaker 3: Yes.
52:47
Speaker 1: I'll be completely honest with you. Every single day, she
52:49
Speaker 1: lights up when she sees me. Totally. Because she knows
52:52
Speaker 1: she's getting rid of all of her karage. And what
52:55
Speaker 1: are those little? Shumai. Shumai. Shumai. They're gone. Yes. And
53:02
Speaker 1: she loves seeing me, but she's also laughing at me. Yeah.
53:04
Speaker 1: As in, you know, you could go somewhere else. But
53:09
Speaker 1: why would I? But it was so delicious.
53:11
Speaker 4: The thing that's funny about Mogi at that sushi shop
53:13
Speaker 4: is there'll be people milling about waiting at $ 3.
53:15
Speaker 5: 28.
53:15
Speaker 4: That's right. Mogi will walk straight to the counter at $ 3. 28,
53:20
Speaker 4: ask if it's half price, and.
53:21
Speaker 1: Then say, cool, I want... He doesn't even ask. He
53:23
Speaker 1: just goes. I never ask. I act like it's $ 3.
53:26
Speaker 3: 30.
53:26
Speaker 1: Yeah, right. And because I'm a regular and she's so
53:29
Speaker 1: happy to see me, I get treated like a regular.
53:32
Speaker 1: That's the perks of being a regular, Keezy. True, yeah.
53:34
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
53:35
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
53:35
Speaker 1: If you want to mill around... Well, I don't know
53:37
Speaker 1: what you're doing there. Go to a mill. I don't
53:39
Speaker 1: know what to do.
53:46
Speaker 2: The Horaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Horaki.
53:54
Speaker 1: Well, there you go, you mad bastards.
53:56
Speaker 3: That's the big show done and dusted this Thursday evening.
54:00
Speaker 1: And what a show it's been, fellas.
54:03
Speaker 3: In the disclaimer podcast today, what clip have you got
54:05
Speaker 3: there for us, Keezy?
54:07
Speaker 4: Today we kind of went into in-depth, into being on
54:10
Speaker 4: the dole.
54:11
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, we did. Yeah, yeah.
54:12
Speaker 1: Dole chat. Dole chat. Here's a clip of it.
54:15
Speaker 4: Comes out at 7.30 tonight.
54:17
Speaker 1: What you get to do is just have a little
54:19
Speaker 1: bit of a think. Yes. A bit of a chat.
54:23
Speaker 1: talk about the state of the world with your mates,
54:24
Speaker 1: play chess, get stoned, drink piss, yes, and eat toast.
54:29
Speaker 1: And eat toast, yes. It's sort of, For some reason,
54:32
Speaker 1: wallow around in your own filth. It's not a very clean.
54:38
Speaker 1: That sounds great, fellas.
54:39
Speaker 3: It's a good time.
54:40
Speaker 1: It was a good time.
54:41
Speaker 3: Yep. It was a good time. Moki, your plans for
54:43
Speaker 3: the evening? You going to stay up again tonight?
54:46
Speaker 1: Probably, because I'm going to watch another movie. I've got
54:48
Speaker 1: another movie with the missus tonight there, fellas and dear.
54:52
Speaker 1: But I was meant to be going to a sort
54:55
Speaker 1: of a birthday party for this joint, and I thought
54:58
Speaker 1: I'd got a ticket. So it was all planned around that,
55:00
Speaker 1: but then I came into the office today. I don't
55:02
Speaker 1: have a ticket. Oh, okay. So I get to go
55:04
Speaker 1: home instead. That was close. I nearly went out and socialised. You! Woo!
55:08
Speaker 4: Buddy!
55:08
Speaker 1: So, yeah, straight home after this, fellas, and just quite
55:12
Speaker 1: home there with the missus. The brother-in-law's moved out, you see.
55:15
Speaker 3: Right, okay, yes. He's gone. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, nice, nice. Keezy?
55:19
Speaker 1: To the airport, fellas.
55:20
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, of course, yeah.
55:21
Speaker 4: Flying to Christchurch tonight. Got a baby shower tomorrow. Family
55:24
Speaker 4: baby shower.
55:25
Speaker 1: We'll probably talk about that on the show tomorrow, Jase.
55:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, his baby shower.
55:28
Speaker 1: At least. At length.
55:29
Speaker 4: Well, no, it's a cousin of ours. Mm-hmm.
55:32
Speaker 1: Not ours. It's a cousin of my wife. We're not related.
55:35
Speaker 3: Well, it's really interesting because usually men don't get invited
55:38
Speaker 3: to baby showers.
55:38
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not going.
55:39
Speaker 4: I'm playing golf.
55:40
Speaker 1: You see? So the whole thing falls apart, doesn't it?
55:43
Speaker 1: So she's going to the baby shower. The slightest bit
55:45
Speaker 1: of sort of examination there.
55:47
Speaker 4: Yeah.
55:47
Speaker 1: And the whole reason for getting the day off. I
55:50
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know if the brass are going
55:52
Speaker 1: to be... Wait till I tell Bogsy, Michael Boggs, chairman
55:55
Speaker 1: of NZME. Chairman of CEO.
55:59
Speaker 3: I might take the day off tomorrow to make a baby. Yeah, sure.
56:03
Speaker 1: All right? I'd like to see that.
56:05
Speaker 5: Do it.
56:06
Speaker 4: I'd love to see that.
56:08
Speaker 1: Would you?
56:08
Speaker 4: No, I actually wouldn't. I definitely would not. What are
56:14
Speaker 4: you doing tonight, Jase?
56:16
Speaker 3: Tonight, well, very, very, very similar to Mogi, actually. I
56:22
Speaker 3: think we were planning to go out. That might actually
56:25
Speaker 3: be tomorrow night, but that's been cancelled.
56:28
Speaker 1: I'll just interrupt you there, man. Have you been watching
56:30
Speaker 1: Slow Horses? Oh, no.
56:33
Speaker 3: What's that on again?
56:34
Speaker 1: Apple TV. Oh, fuck. Can you sort out your subscription, please? Hey,
56:40
Speaker 1: take care out there. Look at the podcast.
56:41
Speaker 3: Listen to the podcast.
56:42
Speaker 1: Look at the Instagram.
56:43
Speaker 3: Till tomorrow.
56:44
Speaker 1: Goodbye.