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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Where U suor comes for common sense? Mark Simon on
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  Speaker 1: sevent ten WR.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Jimmy fla great tajo hosts the Great Comedian. He's
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  Speaker 2: on every night here at WR nine to midnight. It's
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  Speaker 2: a such a great show and it's so funny and
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  Speaker 2: interesting nine to midnight every night on WR, every weeknight,
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  Speaker 2: and then on Saturday night he does the best show
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  Speaker 2: in late night television ten o'clock Fox News Channel and
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  Speaker 2: the best monologue in all of television every Saturday night
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  Speaker 2: at ten Fox News Channel. Jimmy Fayla, how you doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing man riding high. We get a big win
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  Speaker 1: out of the Knicks last night. Uh no watch party.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, beatings were down like eighteen, which is good.
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  Speaker 1: But a couple of couple of cabby's got wrong. A
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  Speaker 1: couple of cabs got roughed up. Did you see that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: So, hey, you were a cab driver, you don't like
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  Speaker 2: when this this kind of stuff. Cab drivers don't like this.
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  Speaker 1: Right now? What are we talking about here? Because that
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  Speaker 1: you know the truth is it's actually a horrible night
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  Speaker 1: to be a cab driver because a lot of streets
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  Speaker 1: are shut down. Half the passengers are going to throw
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  Speaker 1: up in the back. You know, you might get that
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  Speaker 1: one guy who's gonna overtip you because he missed a
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  Speaker 1: train and you got him home to New Jersey. But
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  Speaker 1: for every guy who missed a train in New Jersey,
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  Speaker 1: there's ten other guys who missed a train to rehab.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes people do take a cab all the way. There's
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  Speaker 2: nothing funny with than being like in the middle of
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  Speaker 2: Connecticut and seeing a yellow cab from New York.
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  Speaker 1: It looks so out of place, it looks like a
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  Speaker 1: film shoot. I'll pay a fine story. I had a
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  Speaker 1: woman at Grand Central who got in and she said,
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  Speaker 1: I was going to she was going to an interview
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  Speaker 1: for a hedge fund up in Connecticut, and she had
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  Speaker 1: forgot her heels in her office and she maybe drive
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  Speaker 1: her back to Brooklyn, get a set of heels, and
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  Speaker 1: then drive up to Connecticut. It was actually one of
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  Speaker 1: the one was New London, Connecticut. It was like a
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  Speaker 1: New London fair. Yeah, that's three hours away. That's yeah.
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  Speaker 1: By the time we got through our in like a
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  Speaker 1: common law marriage, I'm like, I want half of this
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  Speaker 1: hedge I want to half of this hedge fund money.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, Lady eight dos that the biggest fair you
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  Speaker 2: ever got.
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  Speaker 1: No, I will tell you this. I had a guy
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  Speaker 1: who he worked at a gentleman's club. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to out him, but it rhyme. It rhymes with Rick's Cafe.
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  Speaker 1: And he actually he had to get home just somewhere
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  Speaker 1: on the east end of Long Island, and that was
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  Speaker 1: a really expensive fare, compounded by the fact that I
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  Speaker 1: played along with whatever story needed to be told in
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  Speaker 1: the driveway to get him let into that half. I
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  Speaker 1: left there with a pile of money.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Hey, Jimmy Faylor, you're watching the Knicks game. I
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  Speaker 2: love when they show the celebrities because it's like the
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  Speaker 2: only time now you could ever see Ben Stiller anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: And I know that was my concern market. It kind
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  Speaker 1: of looks like the Oscars. You know, when you charge
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  Speaker 1: twenty thousand to get in, you're not getting you know,
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  Speaker 1: those rabid blue collar workers. You know, my brother the
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  Speaker 1: cop is not shelling out forty grand for two seats
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  Speaker 1: in the upper deck. Okay, so instead you're getting like
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  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, you know, and as you said, Ben Stiller.
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  Speaker 1: So instead of getting told you suck, you got Ben
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  Speaker 1: Stiller telling you that you're shooting a three pointer on
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  Speaker 1: stolen land, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And Spike Lee obviously diehard Knicks fan. He's always
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  Speaker 2: been coming the games. But with the blue and orange
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  Speaker 2: glasses and the Nicked uniform and hat, it's a little
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  Speaker 2: too halloween ish, isn't it? For even for him?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Spike, he's kind of like grandfathered into the
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  Speaker 1: ridiculousness at this point because he's, to his credit, he's
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  Speaker 1: been committed to that for like forty years. Yeah. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if you saw that on the subway, you'd be hoping
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  Speaker 1: that's the you know, don't I hope this guy doesn't
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  Speaker 1: talk to me, you know, because I got in that
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  Speaker 1: outfit on the subway. Is here arguing with the air
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  Speaker 1: or he's asking you for money? You know? That's the
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  Speaker 1: Spike thing. But Spike, you know, Spike, he's a give
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  Speaker 1: him his credit as a fan because he's been there
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  Speaker 1: for a lot of bad seasons, making stuck around anybody.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody was here ten years ago and still showing up
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  Speaker 1: the Nick Games. It's like a thinley veiled dominatrix. You
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  Speaker 1: just liked the abuse. That's what it's like to be
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  Speaker 1: a Met fan, you know, he.
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  Speaker 2: I love watching Jerry Seinfeld. They're jumping up and down
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  Speaker 2: waving his and then I love watching Larry David. No
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  Speaker 2: expression even when they won, didn't blink, no expression.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but that's that is the difference, man, like
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  Speaker 1: the you know, the the normal fan who's out a
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  Speaker 1: nick game, and obviously there's always celebrity row. And they
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  Speaker 1: came alive last night because it was, you know, greatest
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  Speaker 1: comeback you're ever going to watch. But for most of
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  Speaker 1: the game, I mean, they were getting blown out, but
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  Speaker 1: it was also just pretty flat to begin with, because
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  Speaker 1: you don't have that same passion again from a guy
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  Speaker 1: paying twenty grand to seat, you know, the guy paying
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and eighty dollars, okay, is the guy that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna show up and get in a fight and throw
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  Speaker 1: a beer at somebody. And that's the home court advantage
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  Speaker 1: we're known for, you know. So I actually thought last
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  Speaker 1: night it was a letdown as they were getting blown out,
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  Speaker 1: but then of course they turned on the Jets and
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  Speaker 1: made it look good, so we'll take I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: excited for the city. I think it's a good win.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a set of the city. I'm not excited for
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  Speaker 1: the nypday. They're the best people ever anywhere, Okay, and
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  Speaker 1: with all they've got going on this the World Cup,
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  Speaker 1: just the idea that mom Donnie's a mayor. Like the
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  Speaker 1: NYPD man, they're the best. Give him that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, Jimmy fail a Platner winning? Is this like
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  Speaker 2: a conspiracy? Did all you comedians get together and make
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  Speaker 2: sure he won so you'd have him to pick on.
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  Speaker 1: It's my favorite thing in the world that we went
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  Speaker 1: from ten years of calling Trump and Nazi to nominating
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  Speaker 1: the guy with the Hitler dead. It's a funny stick.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, up next they're going to tell you he's
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  Speaker 1: a you know, Trump's a lousy bartender. Anyway, vote for
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  Speaker 1: Bill Cosby. He's running. You know. It's like, what are
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  Speaker 1: we doing here? No one's even paying attention to themselves anymore.
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  Speaker 1: So it's made it fun. And I'll tell you the truth.
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  Speaker 1: The one thing they're not even bargaining for, you know,
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  Speaker 1: is that most of these damaging stories are not coming
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  Speaker 1: from Republican opposition research, Like the Republicans want this guy
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  Speaker 1: on the ticket because they think they can and they
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  Speaker 1: can play the long game and beat him, because there's
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  Speaker 1: other dirt and they keep saying that. I was watching
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  Speaker 1: MSNBC this morning. They're like, well, some of us are
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  Speaker 1: waiting for the other shoe to drop. With Graham Platner,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, how many shoes does this guy have to drop?
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  Speaker 1: Is he a centipede? Like we've had eighty seven scandals already, Like,
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  Speaker 1: when do you run out of shoes? Is this guy
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  Speaker 1: of Melda Marcos didn't have this many shoes?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, no matter what they have, what, what's
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  Speaker 2: the difference. He's already got a million strikes against what
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing that could be any worse than all this.
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  Speaker 2: So wow, Hey, Joe Biden, is that the worst book tour?
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  Speaker 2: The worst rollout of a book you've ever seen. I'm
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  Speaker 2: looking at an Amazon it's like number seventy two in
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  Speaker 2: the top one hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty sad, the funniest thing in the world. And
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  Speaker 1: nobody wanted to read The Idiot's Guide to Elder Abuse.
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  Speaker 1: It's just, you know, the tougher it. It's depressing. She's like,
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  Speaker 1: and then I brought him the waffle house. You didn't know,
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  Speaker 1: the nervous lady, because you know what happens. I bet
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  Speaker 1: you this. We've covered politics a long time. Now I'm
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  Speaker 1: completely speculating, okay, But Joe Biden, you know, was always
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of a dirt bag and a wild
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  Speaker 1: card in Washington, and a woman who's married to that
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  Speaker 1: for fifty years had probably decided she was entitled to
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  Speaker 1: the trappings of the presidency, meaning even if he was
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  Speaker 1: cuckoo for cocoa puffs, we're better to get a guy
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  Speaker 1: elder care than in the White House. While she flies
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  Speaker 1: around on Air Force one, because if you remember, she
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  Speaker 1: went over to the Olympics, go back to California for
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  Speaker 1: a hunter event, and then went back to the Olympics,
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  Speaker 1: she was using Air Force one like it was a
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  Speaker 1: Honda Accord and she was just running errands in it,
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  Speaker 1: and then of course stopping to remind us that the
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  Speaker 1: climate and the planet and reduce your emissions. Anyway, if
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  Speaker 1: anybody needs me and give me the easy path, I'm
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  Speaker 1: flying back to Italy.
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  Speaker 2: Jimmy faila a UFC fight White House Sunday. Democrats are
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  Speaker 2: all upset because UFC that's too Middle America for them,
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  Speaker 2: too normal for them.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think, Yeah, I listen, I get that
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  Speaker 1: they're going to oppose everything Trump does. Okay, but it's
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's a fight. It's not even paid for
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  Speaker 1: by Trump. You know, people are into it. And the
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  Speaker 1: truth is, like, you know, how can the Democrats, especially
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  Speaker 1: the ones in this town, they're complaining about the barbarism
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  Speaker 1: of a fight. I'm like, dude, you ride the subway.
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  Speaker 1: You see wilder fights than this every day. At least
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  Speaker 1: these guys are getting paid and they have a house
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  Speaker 1: to go home to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, Trump's and a usual guy. How many
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  Speaker 2: people like who would love the when it comes to
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  Speaker 2: sports there at the master's golf tournament and UFC fighting.
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  Speaker 2: That's quite a range, is it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, we're probably gonna find out when this
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  Speaker 1: is all over that he had a gambling problem one
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  Speaker 1: day's at the next game. The next day at the
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  Speaker 1: UFC game. Now I know why he's trying to seize
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  Speaker 1: carg Island. He owes his booky three trillion dollars. Thanks, sorry, Ayatola,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the hole.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Jimmy Falis on here every night. You got to
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  Speaker 2: listen to his show every night, nine to midnight. It's
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  Speaker 2: fascinating funny nine to midnight every night on w R.
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  Speaker 2: Who do you have on tonight? Ooh?
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  Speaker 1: We got a good one tonight. Man. So Steve Hilton,
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  Speaker 1: who was running for governor in California, made it into
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  Speaker 1: the runoff. We had him on yesterday, but he felt
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  Speaker 1: bad because he didn't have a good signal, and he's
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  Speaker 1: coming back today to make it up to me. So
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  Speaker 1: we're getting a reunion tour with Steve Hilton. And he
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  Speaker 1: told me yesterday that he's upset that my dog didn't
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  Speaker 1: vote for him. He goes because it's California, dog can
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  Speaker 1: vote out here. What's the deal. Maybe my well dog
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  Speaker 1: Bixby will be at the polls too.
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  Speaker 2: going to be on this week?
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  Speaker 1: Sergeant Slaughter's on this season because he's going to be
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  Speaker 1: previewing the big UFC fights at the White House, So
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  Speaker 1: we're going to have Sergeant Slaughter come by and talk
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  Speaker 1: fights with the kids. It's going to be a rowdy one.
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  Speaker 2: to midnight. Jimmy Fayla great as always, Thanks for.
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  Speaker 1: Being with us. It's best marks you buddy. Take care.
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